Thread #780954

>>780951 →
you haven't done nightmare yet?

>>780956
You off work yet?

>>780957
on the bus
we had our work lunch today I had some great pork ribs

moe look at this boat

matrix 3 wasn't very good, although you could go to 4 in hopes they improved and otherwise then at least you have john wick to finish on a good note

I watched The Matrix for the first time this year and honestly I don't understand why everyone hates 2 and 3
Like come on they weren't that bad

>>780961
They've had a decade to get over it
People act like the Matrix sequels are irredeemable trashfires when they really aren't

>>780960
You didn't have to wait for them. They weren't very good, people were disappointed.

>>780960
I don't act like they're irredemable trash fires but I won't call them anything better than kind of bad.

I never said you did tard

Did you see the Animatrix?

I did it was pretty good except they put the worst short at the start

which one was that again

the 3D one
with the weird strip katana fight

yeah I guess that wasn't all that great

All the others have some interesting art style and explore something neat but that one was just like ps3 graphics and a fight

the cg I thought was impressive when I first saw it but maybe not hindsight
also yeah there wasn't much else to it

>>780970
I mean at the time I'm sure it was cool
All the 2D animated ones will still look good in twenty years but the 3D one is inevitably going to be compared to new stuff

>>780972
r. i. p

>>780956
yeah
I only played it once and then I began to have heating issues and never played anything so taxing again
s

>>780971
thankfully china is a thing

I should rewatch
I used to have it on dvd but I gave it to a friend to be never watched probably

>>780971
yeah true

anime >>780976 →

my friends keep trying to rope me into star wars shit
yamate

>>780997
just tell them you don't like Star Wars

Man the moon's real bright tonight.

the moon was an interesting shade of red last night
>>781028
no you don't understand

>>781074
what don't I understand

>gamestop is closing in finland
gamestopped

>>>/watch?v=elzBq5C989s

valve says they're doing L4D3 and it's a VR game

two new vr games
I guess they're going all in

>>781087l
lol what a clusterfuck
>>781089
oh god literally too spooky for me

wait

3

i can't wait to have a witch sit on my face while she tears my intestines out

bigg bread

I don't I ever learnt to think

>walking along, suddenly see a drunk
>cross the road to avoid to awkward encounter
>drunk disappears foe thirty seconds and reappears
spooked

>>>/@FOXHOUNDER1014/1204744890023727105

uhh gimme a bacneggncheez
>>781097
jesus christ she's like the tf2 spy

shoko is also in love with jotaro and says things like "i wish jotaro would spit on me and say yare yare daze"

she's a queen

i only know her from the sorairo days OP where she completely fails to match the energy of the song by standing in front of a paraschüt and vaguely pretending to play the guitar

she met araki and told him in person she wanted to have kids with jotaro haha

>>781100
hahaha

>>>/watch?v=PKRUKalbx3s
>>781101
damn what a compliment

>>>/watch?v=y5wkebBCwAE
what a clean cover of zankoku na tenshi

SYNTHPAD SOLO

HIGH ENERGY CLOSE UP

aoi's a total babe

Ohio

h0i

The superior form of Japanese media

i ill advisedly bought a copy of Oxygen Not Included and it has taken over my life

>>781111
Checked
I remember sk playing it,

ur message get cut off?

>>>/watch?v=8YcZzf17LKc

All hail cloud services

>>781113
Nah, had to go.

Welp guess i will buy that honor 8 then
hope it has a good battery for a year or two

If this lg had 2gb ram, this would be a damn good phone
small
replacable battery
easy to switch sd card
and very little bloatware

have you considered investing in an iphone wink emoticon

when the bair hits just right

tfw no cute animoo girl who poisons you and makes you violently ill

>>781111
ONI is such a great game.
I love resource systems games.

oh damn
tis Friday the thirteenth

A lucky day

Man this phone has so better touch screen
way less sensitive
i wonder have newer phones gone more sense than the ones i've used post this or less?

mmm coffee siphon

Cawfeea

cannagi
hullo

>>781123
For like 30 seconds I thought you meant Oni by Bungie and Rockstar.

>>781130
HALLO

>>781132
Herro

off to work yo
these groceries don't deliver themselves

I wonder what game that is

a really ugly one it looks like whats with those mountain looking pieces

i fuckig love civ 6

>>781137
Nerd

>>781138
it was a joke anout >>781134

>>781139
Looks more like Catan than civ 6.
Also it wasn't funny
Like most of my jokes

no shit its catan you dumb fuck

>>781140
it is catan

which can be pronoumced
SATAN

Saten

SATA ANDAGI

I've got to walk out to the store to pick something up but the weather's still pretty cold and I don't want to leave the house.
Send help

catan is probably one of the most not fun ive had in a board game
not that its unfun, just the least fun

>>781145
satan daki

>>781147
I have a friend that used to play boardgames with a group of her friends on a regular basis, and a game of Catan ddedestroyed that friend group.

today is like the first day i managed to stagger out into the sunlight in a little whilr

reports of a Maintenance Hole Fire 0.5 mi away

sounds like some good me irl fodder

>Picture of my self-maintenance on fire, 2019

>>>/@JasonChanArt/1205216245215154176

41.25 hours of work completed this week
10 hours remain

they're trying to make me share an office with someone but i'm going to steal the office tomorrow
it will be my office
i'm not sharing it with intern-chan when i work 35-50 hours a week and she's here once a week for four hours
she can sit in the hallway where i used to

~ 10 Hours Remain ~

Wait, seriously? He went alone to the Game Awards?!

>>>/@nypost/1205253573111681024

wtf fate is real

fate is Everything

>>781159
>only one testicle

>>781155
been seeing this procreate software floating around
wonder how good it is

It seems to be the most solid tablet and phone-focused drawing app out there.
I'm a little bummed that it's only got iOS support, I could use a good drawing app for my new Chromebook since it's got a decent tablet-mode with Android functionality.

ay bb all my procreation functionality is strictly hardware ifyanowhaddaimean

>>781165

now if they had called it anticreate
antidestroy?
then my inner edgelord would be like fuk yea row row fight da pow check out my DA page

like callin your productivity software slack or your chat app discord

or your music app foobar

i put together my garden plan today
I can get us a solid garden going for under $200

whatcha gonna plant?

vegetables
idk exactly yet

if you gonna do flowers, onion plants are a good starter

don't forget the power bill really adds up!!!!

no flowers yet
maybe if the clients prove that can handle what I've got planned

nions are just amazing
after they stop blooming, you can sjust dig them up
and reuse next year if properly stored

>>781174
Wrong kind of flower garden Samu

well jeez what rlse could it be meth don't grow on trees
oh i see
Flower of the Poppy

Or flower of the Can Ibis

Oh Disco Elysium is on sale again for The Game Awards.
Maybe I'll pick it up this time.

Yes. The Horrific Necktie deserves life

damn
where the hell is my bowtie

David Bowtie

I'm fuckin TIRED

>>781182
don't do it to em

>>781184
oats

I'm gonna get an office tomorrow
I've decided
I'm just taking an office for myself

hell yea roll for initiative

#1d20+5 (4 + 5 = 9)

shit

pierce the dice rolls!
take la take

>Andrew Scheer to resign imminently
lmao this guy continues to suck balls

He was embezzling funds from the CPC to pay for his kids' private school.
Despite making quite a pretty paycheck just by being the leader of the Opposition.
What a fuckwit.
Eat shit Scheer.

>>781194
You playing Touhou Kart?

Celeste, Katana Zero, and the Necrodancer Zelda spin-off are all on sale on the Switch right now.
Time to put that memory card I got to good use.

SDM stage is awful
God

meowth that's right

>>781200
congrats
you won

hmm
orcs or vampires?

Orcs

time to go kill grimgor then

or nope
the vampires are repopulating the empire
and that is haram
ti belongs to the people of disorganisation

Vampire harem

well manfred here has a harem of 2 banshees
also lvl 32 manfred
that seems like a fun fight

Oh lovely
it is a 2 for one deal
orcs and vampires
maybe I will get vampire orcs!

is it just me or do the banshees seem to have a goatee?

is this an image for ants

im gonna roll as class: Larry David

an undead dragon bullying an innocent disorder lad

the chosen of the people rides to aid

also that was just rude
two legendary heroes that are near unbeatable in melee fighting a poor vampire wizard
he went from 70% hp to 0 in like 1-2 seconds

are we gonna see phoenix wright for smash tonight?
place ur bets

Kamen Rider for Smash

wow apparently it's boris johnson for smash rip sorry for apoilers

i just spent 90 bucks at GameStop on collectible bullshit

let's see the haul

>>781217
What'chu get

>>781217
did you buy funkopops

oh hey CHVRCHES performance at the awards too

>>781216
can't believe you've done this

are y'all ready to PunchTrees in smash

>>781224
No

30 seconds to disappointment

30 minutes to the actual event
woof

>>781227
On Twitch?

>>781220
yuh
>>781219
Christmas gifts

so many funkos and tshirts

eventually I'll have gotten every single overwatch funko for my sister's collection lol

staying awake is hard

>>781231
Drink a coke

>>781232
what do you work in coke marketing
that isn't to do shit

Hi hello

going to do

heya

there's one of those apple map cars driving around town
never seen one of those before

Well they've gotta happen at some point.

well yeah, but they don't really update streetview all that often

hmm ok chances of dva for smash just went up 3%

What if she uses the old Brawl mechanics for Samus turning into Zero Suit.
Going from in-mech D.va to mech-less D.va/

you tryna smash dva wtf nerf this

gears tactics
why

I didn't even know they made a fucking Luigis Mansion 2 damn I been LACKING

reggie time

no wait
green day time

billie joe armstrong for smash just went up +700%

Reggie time!

mother 3 pin

boney 4 smash?

aw yiss
Disco Elysium wins fresh indie game

sam porter bridges

I have finally finished wrapping the gifts
where is the stream link

i'm watching at
https://www.twitch.tv/vinesauce
lmao

omg vin diesel for smash

there is a PS3 lookin fast and furious game being announced right now idk
GOTY next

>i'm excited for that one.

>>781258
goty is chronicles of riddick

lmao fuckin vin diesel
>>781260
pog pog

>tuh-kin

bro he has to lean down so far to talk into the mic

he looks like he might tip over and flip upside down any second

my favourite lego spin off
tek-ken

sekiro is gotyay

how is vinny getting owned by a cpu

lol he's been playing pretty bad idk how he can play and watch the awards and chat

They spent so much on this orchestra but tbh I wouldn't have minded if they just skipped it

Like they're all great at what they do and I'm sure they put in a lot of work but they still could have just
y'know
skipped it

yeah but people spent a long time trying to make this event worth the ticket cost i guess

the budget is kinda nuts
what was taht vocal bit on smash tho

I FUCKING KNEW IT

oh DAMN

MIYAZAKI DOES IT AGAIN GOTY

The suspense is killing me

wtf Jan is your stream ahead of mine

>>781277
Apparently

>>781277
i am psychic

i gotta try and actually beat this game
or get more than 33% of the way thru

>>781277
youtube?

i'm watching on twitch

>>781281
yeah

Wow I can't believe that Miyazaki just announced Armored Core Six while speaking Japanese

elijah wood spam lmao

>>781285
belijah wood

SANK YUU SO MATCHA

are you serious
no smash

>>781280
In what metric?

omg thicc vader confirmed

>>781290
For smash?

what the fuicc

lol

I feel like I'm missing our but don't really feel like watching the stream.

>>781289
from start to good end in average boss units

>>781295
Do you have all the characters?

>>781296
bro i'm talkin about GOTY

>>781297
Oh
Thought you meamt smash
What won?

>>781297
IT IS A really good game i liked it a lot

It's really good and once everything clicks it's really not super hard

I'm gonna go tell my best friend that Armored Core 6 was announced.

>>781300
i agree except for the true final boss he is pretty tough

Yup that does it I'm beating that fucking game
I loved it but I quit because I was A BROKEN FUCKING MESS AFTER TRUE MONK FUCK

>>781302
are we talking about Sword Saint Isshin

>>781301
Yeah I can't believe the translator didn't mention that bit when Miyazaki was on stage!

>>781305
I could beat SSI but not Demon of Hatred
I just said alright, that's plenty, I'm out

>>781304
yeah just sword saint
demon of hatred is a painfully long but not difficult fight

>>781303
i believe in you mate
>>781304
that fight is just annoying
stick to his left hand side underneath him and you can just smack him once or twice after every other attack and his attacks are much less dangerous if you're close to his left side
it just takes forever because he has 183045018246581037467013845 HP

You look at the maclanky and think about how delicious it would be. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you at it cooked

so no kh3 no smash
boring

I was actually expecting Reggie to be in Smash

RIP

I'm still waiting for them to announce Dante for Smash.

on the bright side there's now an untitled goose muppet in the canon

It's not actually a Muppet™ if it wasn't made by The Jim Henson Company.

>>781309
I think im gona start telling my friend every week that Armored Core 6 came out.

>>781314
>>781316
>just fake screenshots
Try learning 3D modelling and fake screenshots of the game and say they're leaks

Also if anyone here buys Elden Ring you're dead to me

I'll make fake screenshots of tweets too.

>>781315
I'm sure I could just find screenshots from armored core that he wouldn't recognize.

>>781317
Is he a big acfag
He's probably played them all

>>781318
Nah
Well
He really likes them
But hasn't actually played more than one or two i think
Really into ace combat though.

>>781319
Wow lucky him he can still play them all for the first time

>>781320
You could just hit yourself on the head until ypu don't remember them.
*you

>>781321
If I could do that I'd be replaying both ACFA and DaS already but I don't think I've got enough braincells left to spare

Hrrrmmm
If I'm actually going to make fake screenshots of the game I may as well post them on /v/ too.

Honestly you could probably just slap a hud on the pre rendered openings and claim that they're ps4 graphics

You think they'd ban me for that?

>>781325
Yeah but it's worth it
It's /v/ you aren't gonna miss much getting banned

>>781327
I mean if you keep spamming fake announcements yeah probably
I'm sure that you can get around it though
That one wojack spammer does

>>781328
I don't think they get away with it I think they just ban evade

>>781326
Wait you seriously think they'd ban me?
There's no fucking way.

>>781326
Other people get away with way worse shit.

do you fear that which creeps in the light

>>781329
No

>>781329
YES

>>781326
Ugh
I may a well get a vpn
I've been putting that off because a: I'm fucking broke
B: I don't feel llike doing the work to research different companies and pick a good one

you get banned on /v/ for basically anything

>>781333
I've never been banned on /v/

Someone got my university IP banned by spamming furry porn

>>781335
Was that someone you?

>>781336
No I would have posted good ol wholseome tiddygirls
Like a true red blooded American

>>781334
i've been permanently banned on /v/ a couple times

and temp banned on my own ip a couple times for bullshit reasons
back in the day i got banned for making a dragon ball z budokai thread lol

fucking troll

>>781339
>banned for making a thread about a video game
Sounds like /v/ to me

>>781341
they banned me for "anime shit" :(

>>>/watch?v=eHdaWMP7D2s
this trailer doe

>>781343
i can't wait to pay $180 for 3 games

wonder if they'll release the whole thing in one of those 3-disc CD cases like the original game when it's all out

Style the set in the look of a classic PS1 three-disc Final Fantasy VII case.

yeah that's what i'm thinking
would be neato

If you buy that can I come over and play it sometime

anime >>781349 →

>>781348
yeah for sure just dont save over my save files

Ooops sorry I saved over your 78 hour game by accident
can you forgive me

anime >>781349 →

>>781344>
>only 3
gonna be hitting golden saucer in episode 8

>>781352
you owe me 78 hours of your life in return

>>781354
>they entirely remake crisis core for the zack flashback portion

>>781357
59,95 Zack Gamepass

hmm
my thermoscan gives all water inside it a slight coffee+glög smell, tho not taste

>>781357
>play crisis core on an arcade in the saucer

today in rpg, I kyoga suigetsu'd a giant centipede'd to take an explosion for me and ton drank bath water

And I was the MVP as usual.

all those sustains

Ohio!

strange but true

New phone who dis

Praise webcloud

there's this song by kanye west called "i thought about killing you" and a lot of people believe he's talking about thinking about killing himself, which i could see since there's ssupposedly a theme about bi-polarism in the album.
but that's just so much more lame and cringe than admitting to having thoughts about wanting to kill someone close to you.
you're not gonna lose any social points by admitting to having suicidal thoughts. suicidal thoughts are basic, normal and bland. and when people act like "omg having suicidal thoughts is so dark and deep" like no tf its not, everybody has suicidal thoughts and theres millions of songs about it out there. now, admitting to wanting to kill a friend or family member, THAT'S dark, THAT'S weird and will make you lose points with people, which is why its way more respectable to me to say something like that on a album when you're a big star like kanye.
/blog

Oh no
>>>/@shenanigansen/1205488632792006656

Ye kinda falling off tho

ye hasn't been good since 808

havin a severe allergic reaction at work
#tgif

>>781466
Oh no
Ganbatte

>>>/@knaverologist/1205254728671625216

friday the 13th yet again

It keeps happening

hep

Hip

I'm gonna make it through this year if it kills me

There will be feasting
And dancing
In Jerusalem next year

son of a bitch i forgot to pay my credit card bill and it's due one day before I get paid

how much do you owe

$79 min

that's not too bad? want to borrow it?

tgat first one shouldn't he a question mark
i'm just super out o it i had a vad allergic reaction

>Xbox X
>basically a computer tower that won't fit in anyone's TV stand
jfc Microsoft

The only other option is for it to BECOME the television stand!

>>781480
I'm not sure if it would be able to get paid from my account in time
my bank doesn't usually process transactions until Monday and that's also unfortunately the due date

>>781482
I welcome this
My TV stand basically can't fit any consoles anyhow.

>>781484
damn
you should call and let them know you'll be paying late
usually they'll let you slide if you do and it's not a frequent thing

>>781483
genius

>>781486
i called them yeah
they basically told me there's nothing they can do and I'll have to deal with it lol
maybe i can borrow some cash and direct deposit and pay it before Mondays over

Has anyone heard anything from moon?

>>781487
yo Jan are you gonna be free tonight around like 12am texas time

>>781488
check the last anime thread

he texted me last night

they texted me*

We saw moon in the anime thread last night oo.
too

>>>/@dasazyake/1205640578437771264
>>>/@tori_no_tempura/1205633568782708736
>>>/@klaius/1205641168853168128
delicious food

One of the clients did something really weird earlier, I think.
When I was sleeping in an office because of my allergic reaction, I think he was watching me sleep for a little bit.
It was uncomfortable.

Is it weird to watch someone sleep?

i would say in a general context yeah
maybe if it’s someone you know very well no

>>781495
Huh? Of course it is.
Standing over someone anf watching them sleep is bizarre, especially if it's your therapist.

Sitting and watching them sleep may not be that weird.

>>781498
In what world is that not weird?
It's super inappropriate.

I think it's not that weird as long as it's from a safe distance.

it’s still weird if you arent close to them

it doesn't seem that weird
they're just watching you sleep!

>>781500
I don't understand how it could possibly not be weird to watch your therapist sleep.

It's a massive boundary violation.
You can't just watch someone sleep without being given permission to.

How are they going to give you permission if they're asleep?

Boundaries are typically established when awake?

Do you tell your clients not to watch you sleep if you fall asleep?

No, but that's not how boundaries work at all.

Did they like come into a private office that was closed to watch you sleep?

Essentially, yes.
The door was cracked but I was in my private office.

Maybe they didn't know if they should wake you up or not?

No, it was obvious there would have been no reason to wake me up. I was clearly intending to sleep there

Maybe they were just enraptured by how cute you look when you're asleep.

Probably, but that's still really weird.

>>781513
Perhaps they were frozen in place fearing how weird they will look after they realized you were asleep.

owo

>>781489
I'm not sure atm i will let you know

>>781517
kk

there's real time and then there's texas time

real texas hours who the peck up

real wrasslin' hours

real texas hours who in tarnation up it's time to feed the chickens and get plowing

*Ploughing

/moe/ do any of y'all wanna synch stream Gundam 0080 with me tonight
It's six episodes long like a standard 2 hour movie and it's really good Jan will back me up
You don't need to know anything about gundumb either

can confirm it's an excellent ova doesn't matter if you're a gundam fan it's good fun for the whole family

A very heartwarming christmas movie indeed

>>>/watch?v=6IUEiOcTms0
New TRIGGER anime in the world of Gridman in the works.

Xbawks

>>781528
new xbox name revealed: the XBOX HUGE

where do they expect people to even place such a monolithic piece of plastic

Right.
Tadima
Time to kill that electric samurai fucko
>>781524
yeah I'd be keen. what time were you thinking of doing it?

>>781530
It will become the stand upon which the television is placed.

plastic? surely you jest
this 9,000 cubic ft installation is enclosed in hardened obsidian

>>781532
genius have them place the console on the floor so it overheats and melts and they have to buy a new one
thank you Bobby Microsoft

it can be placed vertically OR horizontally setting a new standard for non nintendo and non sony consoles

>>781533
ah so I'll just have to live inside my xbox x.
perhaps they should have called it xbox AM.

i have no games and i must scream

xbox series x
i wonder how fast it goes from 0 to 60

>>781531
like 6-7pm nzt so in a few hours
Depends on when Jan does or doesn't get off of work

>>781539
i should be home in like an hour and a half

>>781538
xbox v8
give your games some real horsepower

>>781541
wakareeemushta

GET BACK IN YUH SCREEN DOORS YUH FUCKIN MONKEYS

Don't bully the monkeys they just want to play

>play the first 5 hours of Death Stranding last night
>my mom sits there and watches me the whole time
>even trying to help me plot courses to deliver things
>get home tonight
>first thing she asks is if I'm gonna play that beautiful mailman game
kojima really did something special with this game

Beautiful Mailman Game really is the perfect title for a game like that.

yeah she pretty much hit the nail on the head
it's such a pretty game i bet it'll look amazing on pc

I'm looking forward to it!
Fortunately no one I really keep up with video-wise is playing it so I've remained pretty much blind on the content.
Once summer 2020 rolls around it'll be a blast.

>>781531
>>781541
https://cytu.be/r/tanoshii go here

does she like Norman Reedus

>>781546
connecteddddd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_spinning

>>781552
holy shit my dad is a bird

>>781554
This explains a lot.

Dog spinning video
>>>/watch?v=RGkb6J4DUJA
That first dog looks lke it enjoyed it, its wagging its tail when it gets put back into the rope.

>>781552
kojima can make people who don't care about games interested in games
that's the extent of his creativity

also the general gameplay is just fucking fun as hell if you're someone who hikes a lot i mean it's the only game i've ever played that takes into account the things you deal with while hiking on foot as gameplay

Hangover breakfast?

>>781560
yeah looks like it

>>781560
nah ship
i don't even party or drink during cruises

ahhh comiket soon

>>781564
CHIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>781563
Shipping is kind of pointless
just stick with what's canon.

the only purpose of cannon is to sink ships

>>781567
woah dude that's deep

>>>/@AwestruckVox/1199777217666060293
>>781568
it's great

only an hour late
fashionably late if you will

Genchiro wasn't shit
didn't even have to cheese him
just did it with good old fashioned button mashing

you did monkeys before genichiro?

>>781572
nice

>>781572
fuckin right m8
i owned that loser on the first try even considering he had that surprise gay third phase

now is when you spread your wings and fly in terms of being a badass sekiro ninja

>>781573
still dont understand how you got there before genichiro

like you can go out of your way to go to the temple before ge-
wait
you literally can't fight the monkeys before genichiro what thef uck

i got all the way through temple and shit and the other shit before even finishing ashina castle v1
never got to another boss before genichiro

Marsh how the fuck

wait Marsh are you talking about Gen in the past sense
in that you've done him before and then are like "oh yeah he wasn't shit"
because you threw me for a loop

in my first clear i completed the temple before i even went to ashina castle because im retard and you can't fight monkey or roberto before you kill genichiro
actually wait maybe roberto but not monkey for sure

you can even get to the part where you have to kill the mist priest monster thing before progressing if you go far enough and can't actually kill them because they don't exist until you genichiro

sunken valley and monkey fight are locked behind gen yeah
you can fight dark souls though

dark souls doesn't belong in sekiro
dark souls is SHIT compared to sekiro or bloodborne
thats why demon of hatred is GAY
>>781585
i know ok im fucking dornk

if you can kill roberto before genichiro im impressed though wew

I'm talking about roberttoooooo
you doof

i died to demon of hatred prob 10 or 15 times and i still hate it more than the first time i beat sword saint after 40+ attempts
that fight is so fucking gay
its like that bloodborne dlc with laurence
fucking shit fight
>>781587
its not even hard
yoiu just have to not fall asleep or fuck up the same pattern for 20+ minutes

sword saint has four times the attack styles and the same amount of phases and half as much hp and is much harder

that fight is just retard
and it feels meh beating it cause it is ez to dodge and just takes forever

I'm stockholmed into Demon of Hatred.
It's where I get owned so much I like the boss

i beat a boss in ffxiv that took 21 mintues for 8 people to kill and it had literally ten times the abilities that shit had and you weren't allowed to get hit by anything
that's difficult and long

demon of hatred is just fucking boring and long
you don't even get to use the cool unlocks you have by endgame fighting him
you just slog away at that fucker
>>781589
i used umbrella for the first time against sword saint hah

i'm pretty sure the second attempt i used it competently was my clear too
it's on my twitter somewhere

umbrella is cool

pretty much every boss i fought first time i just did with my sword and that's all

>>781580
yeah. gomen
I meant in the past. I beat him earlier today.
in the end, catching the fuckin' Green Monkey gave me more trouble ha

yuh here it is
dont fucking click Marsh
>>>/@janrelaPS4/1124902607414288389

like the third or fourth time i used the shield lol

>>781591
straight up took me almost an hour to find that fucking invisible monkey

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Where is my cutie at... ?

I wish two finger gloves were more of a thing

>>>/@AIR_News01/1205671306676465667
gridmannnn

>>781597
make them more popular

i'll do my best.
[ ]get waffles
[ ]draw cute girl
[ ]i don't know what else to do today

i'm going to relax today after a 50 hour week of dealing with crises, program development, and a severe allergic reaction

>>781600
good idea
oh you know
I forgot I could stream drawing
then again, I don't think the way I draw is particularly stream friendly

bread in da bag

let's get that dread

it's a day
today is a day
let's go

todays 60m touhou options
eiki
tenshi
mokou
🤔

>>781607
tenshi

Mokou

one art
by me

>>781608
>>781609
can't wait to see what you make
i'll do eiki to round out the three

>>781612

im gonna do a guest apparence on a podcast hosted by the infamous "abolish measurement" person lol

But I need measurement to make sure my baking turns out right!

measurement not real

i measure that you are an idiot

>>781614
moepodcast when?

>>781617
wow what did you measure with because you are 100% correct

Ohio!

Man Black Friday had nothing on the week-before-Christmas rush going on these days.
I'm so TIRED

>>>/watch?v=34OLWhfrjW8
This song is s o funky.

rip my tastebuds
all I can taste is cigarettes

don't eat cigs

hello hello

Hi hello
Weekend going good for you?

It's going okay, looking forward to next weekend.

Herro herro

>>781630
Are you getting together with family for Christmas for the weekend?

We'll do that after Christmas.
I get a bit of a break starting next weekend, that's what I'm looking forward to.

Ah nice.
My family's doing a slightly early Christmas get-together next weekend since the actual date is in the middle of the week.

Which means for like the first time in my life I'll be celebrating my birth date apart from my family
... And probably alone, all things considered, but hey, c'est la vie.

>>781633
You do any gift-giving for friends and family or is it just the joy of seeing each other for y'all?

Yeah, we do some simple gift giving.
Nothing fancy.

Guardian Ape
more like Guardian a-piece-of-shit
amirite

>>781636
You beat your way through King Kong then?

jab jab POWER DRUNK

power gust of windy
power hair day

girl do any ing

fuck! my car radio screen stopped working
it's just spookily playing arca

arc en ciel?

just stuff that sounds like this
>>>/watch?v=od1SwBtZ39c

bowels moving asshole
>>781644
damfam i forgot my headphones

it just goes something like
boop beep bleep beep

k o u m e

>>781638
no

blap
blorp

yeah you got it

im goin to deep bk tonight
get rwady for some real samurai hours at da knockdown centah

burger king?
the burgers are in fact bettah

oh wait
i jumped the gun on that one

take me to churches

>>781654
that guy made one good song and then bounced
coulda made some more if he wanted

>>>/@dedouze_/1205882397742575616

churches chicken

>>781657
cuuute

I wanna go HOME

awawawa
i wanna pay my taxes

>>781644
lmao wtf

>>>/@sonicshxt/1206002963950559233

>>781661
but that's THEFT

removing alcohol from my system (SPEEDRUN)

how does he see me coming he doesn't even have a head

just hit harder bro

>>781666
Very carefully
Also
Hail Satan

stupid hot country

>>>/@marrowing/1206011174937956354
checkmate zoomers

reputable journalist ann chungus

Big Chungus

thinking of permanently living in a hammock

>>781670
this is too big for my brain

>>781673
but where does the poop go

poopsock duh

next day anxiety is some real shit

>>>/@GretaThunberg/1205862132308488193

>>781677
the worst.

>>781678
KKek

>>781666
Ah you're at his FUN part then.

>>781681
aw mate so much fun

He's actually a lot easier to parry and block after he goes freaky, and the AOE curse or whatever debuff he does has a very clear sign that he's about to start it, giving you ample time to book it when he's about to use it.
Just keep up the offensive and he'll drop pretty fast.

if only my guy would stop being such a pussy and getting scared to death

just parry when he does his big overhead swing. It has a huge buildup, and parrying it stuns him and does big posture damage. It's basically a free hit on him

use the spear for massive damage

this party is weird
and loud
my feet hurt
i hugged the security guard
gonna sit on a cushion for a bit

Did the security guard at least like the hug?

yea she did, also said "you play too much" lol

wow was she cute
as far as seccos go

Cthoomer

>>>/@Xobiuss/1205912070702669824

>>781692
Heh

>>781687
wow same but no security guard

She's completely right, you do play too much.

>>781692
pink sweater
or hoodie rather
and harry potter scarf

i don't know what to think
is this what it's like to be robbed by a gay bandit

>>781692
>sweater is black
>it says pink on the front
wtf this cannot be

Ron Weasley really said fuck it and grabbed a muggle gun

Why didn't they just shoot Harry with a gun

>>781697
explain this family
>>781699
>muggles find Harry Potter land
>invade it
>>781701
sorry I meant "explain this, fam"

>>781700
which family?

But yeah a lot of people would have benefited from Harry not being around right? I'm no Harry Potter lore god but why didn't voldermort just pick up baby Harry and throw him against the wall after the death spell didn't work

The image?
He's butthurt because a bunch of kids killed his old commander so he wants to murder them

>>781705
Living under a metaphorical rock

>muggles find Harry Potter land and invade it
I love this stupid trope. The normal guy who fights magic with lots of tricks. Like Kiritsugus fighting in F/Z
I'd love to see Hogwarts just get bombed and then a navy seal team gets dropped into it and clears it with breaching tactics

>>>/@datonestarfox2/1205980858953469953

Is there supposed to be sound in that tweet

>>781703
Yeah

>>781701
Cause the death spell got reflected onto him?
Where have you been for y the past 20 years?

it's the doot-doom guy guitarist

my PC dyin den

fuck this gay sun shit
this place is unliveable without AC

>>781708
and it's only going to get worse ;_;

>>781708
Do you have a basement?

>>781701
or like snake in smash bros

>>781711
Yeah that sort of thing too
We have all sorts of jrpg characters with crazy magic powers
We got a witch
We got Kirby the slayer of eldritch abominations
Then there's Snake who's just a dude

with BOMB

>>>/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
>>781712
Kirby is an eldritch abomination.

>>781714
How can an abomination be so cute

>>781715
>He doesn't kow about Nyaruko
*know

>>781710
I'm not going to hang out in a basement haha
and no

Wish my mum owned a basement

it's an American thing I think

>>781717
You got a problem with basements?

>>781719
yeah I don't remember any houses in Australia having basements
Or here

>>781722
Like one or two

>>781724
I mean yeah sure there's a lot of land but not as much in the bits that people actually want to live on
Aint no one want to live in a desert
Except Kirara

>>781721
What about cellars?

>>781720
yeah I don't like being trapped inside

>>781721
Australia probably suffers from the same thing Texas does.
There's just so much fucking flat LAND ain't no one cares to put in a basement they can just build WIDE

>>781721
Cellars are basically just basements.

move into one of those South/North Australian underground houses thatd be sick

Also there's an entire underground housing development in Australia.

Coober Pedy is where it's at I think

>>781721
Isn't the desert where everyone goes to ranch their cattle though?

>>781729
No, that's the plains.

https://www.cnet.com/pictures/the-strange-underground-homes-in-the-coober-pedy-desert-australia/

lgtss
gatorade>powerade

>>781732
>>781732
>>781732
>>781732
Also
Nice Australian cleavage

more like gaydar aid lololol

>>781731
hey i've been there

based consoomer
>>781735
yeah it's a neat place

went there when I was a youngun

Is that the one in the area with all the opals?
I remember seeing a thing on tv about that.

yeah that's it.

Rene
do you remember that show about the Genies
that lived inside an opal?

>>781734
lol
>>781739
possibly
let me Google this real quick
hmm this seems familiar

>>>/watch?v=GJBmeodrGvU

oh yeah
fuckin fever dream I tell you
all those kid shows I watched while sick and hoem from school
>>781743
oh

>>781719
we don't have basements in Texas

There also generally aren't basements in the south.

you know there's a joke somewhere there

Have you seen Pee Wee's big adventure?
*Big Adventure

Man Pee Wee Herman's show was so weird.
It was good though.

>>781729
>ranching cattle in a place with no glass
for what purpose

>>781732
Australia doesn't have clevage it's flat

>>781748
Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?

>he doesn't feed his cows glass for clearer milk

>>781752
lol Australia only has one tit

Australian cows must be hardcore as fuck being fed nothing but glass
Does it like make the meat more tender

>>781748
AAustralian cleavage means underboob
Also
>he hasn't heard of Ayer's rock

>>>/watch?v=Yf7QFC5NpFA

>>781750
I don't feed cows to begin with I'm no fuckin' rancher!

>>781754
Ranch her? Women aren't animals you sick fuck

Speaking of grass.
>>781755
Ranch her?
I hardly know her!

no don't do it

something is telling me I should drink a Monster
I dont know why

maybe the monsters were inside us all along

Monster or Red Bull?

>>781760
Monster easily
You get much more for what you pay for
And it tastes better too

paying is cheating

How else are you supposed to get it

I prefer the Monster Energy girl since I can make jokes like "haha there's a monster in my pants"
Red bull isn't quite as conducive
I mean I guess you could go with "I'd show her my red bull"

>>781765
but then you have to spend money on petrol

You listen to the radio and track down the Redbull mobile

Red bull doesn't taste very good.

>>781764
>Your boyfriend can watch and I'll be the Red Bull

>>781767
nice

>>781766
yea but that's hardly the point

Just inject the caffeine into your veins
Eat coffee beans raw

chocolate covered is good
idk
i am PARTY HARD
but also i got stood up
wow wow
what a joke

sorry about your date
maybe I can be ur girlfriend instead

>>781772
I CAN BE YOUR
bullet hell

Oh wow, sorry that happened...
You still have me, though.

youuuuu

Ｙ　ｏ　ｕｕｕｕ
rip i love you virus

throwback

suboptimal queueing systems at the bathroom
a fight will break out

>>781779
take the initiative.

>>781773
looks like a good feed

>>781780
you tryna get me thrown out

hmm
one slice of lime please

>>781782
sometimes you gotta throw hands
but no don't do it please

hot yoga

i require more psychedelics

that's gonna be hard here so
another drink it is

no food
no re entry
DEATH COMES

>>781782
you gotta stand up for yourself, man

piss on the bathroom door
show them what you think about waiting in line

emergency emergency paging dr.beat
ＥＥｍｅｒｇｅｎｃｙ　ｅｅｒｇｅｎｃｙ　ｐａｇｉｎｇ　ｄｒ　ｂｅａｔ

an element of damger
to my fuckin ear drums

remember kids tinnitus is not cool

i brought earplugs
wtf there is something sticky on my phone touch area

what the fuck is this shit
anyway moral of the story
soldier's helix rockets do 120 damage

80 splash

grab the aux cord show em rael music

I just wanna be cleeean

oh god


gum everywhere

AAAAAARGHH

alahu akbar

>>781799
gun you say
everywhere you say

gum
>>>/@ANDREW1ALBERTT/1205158755106721793
also snake

gum+ phone = BAD TIME

>>781803
JFC
is that ok

whisky X phone = okay dess ka

SHIGESATO

>>781806
>>>/watch?v=2B5r1dy8jLQ

I CANT HEAR ANYTHING

and my pockets are gummed up FUCK

Beethoven was deaf
what's your excuse

beethoven DIED of mal nu soundwave shu
i got nothing left to sac

oh no
tappity on thr shoulder

she wants to fuck

sugar plum fairy 9 ft tall on stilts

BUY MY SEQUINS WOILDJA

oh no

her sceptre is full of glitter

I'll be your wingman, Sammers
hold the screen up to the next hot girl you see and I'll talk you up

ai only hqve eyes for our queeeen

Corrupted Monk
More like Corrupted Punk

you are (full) procurement
yo

>>781817
holy fug

nape.pngu

unicorn onna stick

what kind of a club is this even

ynicorn.mpreg

>>781826
idk mayn but its in queens just on the border of brooklyn
a weird interstitial area with nothing rlse aeound
im sure blue could elaborate further

GO OUTSIDE

IMMEDIATELY
HICCOUPHS

fuck this life
/reroll
#d20 (3)
#d8 (3)
#d8 (5)
#4d8 (2, 1, 7, 4 = 14)
aiiii

smh

#10d100 (17, 7, 6, 26, 13, 64, 28, 46, 1, 97 = 305)

beat the odds
#10d100 (98, 4, 50, 61, 7, 77, 50, 75, 99, 40 = 561)

#10d100 (11, 24, 7, 66, 78, 98, 85, 14, 48, 78 = 509) #8ball (Try again never)

#d20 (7)
re7ret

#d20 (11) for initiative

sput on rhe non believer #d20 (16)

oh no
dude quotient approaching critikal levels

initiating moisture #d100 (66)

ow my fuckin ears
#d20-8 (2 - 8 = -6)

recovery #d20 (18)
we rise above

koi time

is joy time

tenshi

>>781842

>>781845
you should just claim your credits

>>781845
haroo-ey sazmaiya

she's cute though
i think?
i can't really tell at this resolution

>>781845

>>781848
her hair is nice
I like the blonde tips

>>781846
ive been trying to work on something important that i anticipated and said i'd have done this year
but from may until december this year has just been one existential struggle after another so im way behind

>>781850
should I wait until I get more confetti to fight the rest of the headless?
I know where two are now.
>>781851
cute anime girls.

>>781845
harui sizemia
odd necklace there

what a night
i ended up talking to some french dudes
kinda fun but also fuck my french is terribad

do you speak Quebec French /// did they

>>781854
yea but how much glitter?

>>781856
i avoided
thank god

>>781855
no real french
cest trop difficile

is very aaarsh

>>781858
oh noo

>>>/watch?v=PwpH_MarfSM
scuse the all caps

aaaaaaiiiieeeee
time to make a change

I am told this is something
I think it's time to hit the sack

can i hit your sack too?

wow
but also I'm not into whatever that is

sleeping?

yeah I kind of just lay in bed and stare at the roof, not into that sleeping stufg

Can't relate
Sleep's the best

It's the only time I
'm happy.

>>781864
>>781863
why do guys have to hit the sack before going to sleep? does it help you fall asleep or something

oh you know the release of chemicals and stuff
plus the energy put in and a goal stops all the thoughts

It's a precaution.

Otherwise your dreams get too enjoyable
and you have to change the sheets.

>>>/@OzKitsch/1206025618795614208

My hands are getting sweaty on the controller.
That's how you know I'm a real
G
A
M
E
R

take your paws off me you damn dirty ape

monkey trouble

Rumia
Aun
Clownpiece

>>781875
;_;

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Jesus Christ
That was an ordeal

so far i've got interview offers in wenatchee, Washington, salina, kansas, and lebanon, Pennsylvania
lookin good

>>781878
omedetou
such a good fight

>>781879
Yeah.
I went in completely blind
so the first time it rose up again it completely got me.

It was fun. But holy shit
I've been trying on-and-off for hours.


Anyway,
Your thing
-do you want to live in any of those places?

>>781880
Yeah, the first time it got back up, it freaked me the fuck out. Perfect execution by FromSoft on it.

They all look like fine places. I think Pennsylvania is the best for me, but Washington might be nice to live for a year. It's near a bunch of national forests. Kansas is the worst of the bunch but it's not that bad. Kansas is almost entirely flat grasslands with tornadoes which isn't really my kind of place but I could do a year there.

i tried to do something similar to this and it is hard like there's just so much to think about
>>>/@bluecityblues/1206248796117774336

idk anything about drawing but one of the good things about the art you posted is that the angle/perspective it's at gives it a lot of depth
yours is kind of straight-on which makes it look flat
not saying it looks bad, but that's just what i notice
idk if that feedback helps or not

it's not so much the angle of the character, which can make a difference yes, but the angle of the light
if you change that, you can get a lot of amazing looks.
but that was my problem, when you do it like this you have to have really strong color, light, and form.
My form was okay, but my light was not as great.
It's hard figuring out where to put heavier shadows
And if you can't get those kinds of shadows from the light angle you chose, you gotta shift it, but I wasn't trying to spend all day doing that.

Hmm, I see.
Do you have a figure or something you could use as a reference for the lighting?

like how this is face on but still manages to have heavier shadows underneath and between the layers of hair.
You can just make your own depth that way
>>781885
There are things I can get. For lighting, I don't need anything physical.
there's also a really good gif somewhere that shows how lights and shadows form depending on where the light originates from

Faito
It's cool to see you working so hard on it

like this one

but really it's all style
it's gotta look right but how much or how little you use is pretty important.
I find that my stuff looks better when I just don't put in the white sclera.
It annoyed me how bad it was looking no matter how much I attempted to add it and I just got rid of it once and thought you know what, yeah, this will just be how things go from now on.

>>781887
The secret to my current relentless drive was pushing through making that manga.
I was drawing every day (except one) since I got my new tablet. I had like three weeks to get it done and I did i.t
but three weeks of straight drawing every day makes you *really want to draw every day*

proud of you

Ohio!

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the basket

o'rin of the waifu

she's second best waifu

I went outside and ate pizza for the first time in weeks yesterday
I now have an upset stomach and a fever of 100f

Maybe you'll never be able to eat junk food again without an adverse reaction.
Time to get healthy!

>>781891
Incidentally, do you know what woupd happen if she took out that screwdriver?

no
but the image is tagged "nuclear bomb"
and is titled "Experiment Aun"

>>781900
It's a reference to the demon core, a plutonium core that went critical in two incidents and released a powerful burst of radiation that killed several people directly and some others indirectly (cancer instead of acute radiation poisoning).
The screwdriver incident happened while a scientist was using the screwdriver to keep the neutron reflectors from getting too close to the core.
Several scientists had warned him about doing it but he continued to do it anyways.
Enrico Fermi told him that if he kept doing it that he would be dead within a few months, and Richard Feynman referred to the practice as "tickling the dragon".

hey mr blue sky please tell us why

I hope there's a manga guide to nuclear physics.

you had to hide away for sooo long
where did we go wrong?

>>781901
He should have kept his screwdriver slotted in

>>781905
Well actually the problem with te screwdriver is that it wasn't big enough to keep the reflectors seperate if it got turned at the wrong angle.
The standard practice was to use wodden shims.
*wooden
I think thats a really good pic though.
I like references to stuff like that.

>>781897
oh no

Huh
I'm getting the glitch where posts don't load until I refresh the page.
Well some posts, not all of them.

oh right, I was going to make a mouse girl.
i'll do it tomorrow
BUT REALLY
WHY FAKE EARS
I'M UPSET

>>781909
Because she's Nazrin!

>>781909
What fake ears?

We're heading into year of the rat and GBF announced their new Zodiac unit.
She's got silver hair and mouse ears.
but she's human and if you look closely, it's one of those fake ear headbands.
Not a real rat, not even a real mouse

And she's holding a bunch of balloons too so everyone is making disney land jokes

RIP

>>781897
oh dear
hope you feel better soon

>>781897
RIP
Hope you feel better
Sounds like food poisoning

I'm aaaa maan
without conviiiction

I did also walk around walmart with pan

>>781917
Oh
Could be something worse then
Like Walmart related stomach flu
It's worse than regular stomach flu

was it walmart pizza

If it was then its probably food poisoning

wow Americans have corporate based flus
kowai

need to pop on down and get me some ikea shingles

no it was very good build your own pizza

I've gotten food poisoning fom really good hot wings.
Have you been throwing up?

nope

Oh
Probably not food poisoning then.
I probably should've asked tthat first.

Build-A-Pizza

he has a suppressed immune system so it is extremely possible that he is developing an infection from something at walmart
def concerning

Well, 100 isn't that bad of a fever.

>>781928
He has a supressed immune system?

>>781930
yes his immune function is not at its typical levels
it is compromised

>>781931
RIP

reminder that I was cleft in twain nary a month ago

>>781933
Yeah I know.
I'm not a medical expert.
I didn't kno

>>>/@granbluefantasy/1206152978215735296
/moe/ how do you feel about this design

remove the pacifier and id say she's a queen

yeah the pacifier is super weird

omg this is moe
>no dirty talk no dirty talk no matter how handsome you are!
moe as fuck

Wow I've never heard of Photo App before.

>>781935
She needs to get rid of the pacifier and also trim her toenails.

My sister is staying over at the house for a few days and she's bringing her cat.
I'm so excited.

bab

No, cat.

im cat

This cat?

kinda penis ngl

hope it's a friendly chatte

i've come to really enjoy vinesauce vinny

what's that emoji in your name
I've only really seen vinesauce joel

Bolt with a nut screwed onto it
I think

Yeah I googled it, that's what it is.

yea cuz im all screwed up 🤪[DAMAGED]

ana de mofuckin armas

check out dis highway
https://m.imgur.com/JyUXZNo

Noice

hoshi no OOOOOkami

>>781942
I'm glad you enjoy your sister's pussy.

STOP! You are in violation of the law!!!

can you send a picture?

The cat has not yet arrived.

oh yeah. the cat too

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I stayed up all night playing video games and drinking energy drinks.
This is the closest thing these days I get to a high

Did you enjoy it?

At the time? Absolutely.
I'm feeling kind of garbage now though.

It's the price you have to pay for a good time.

I think it's good to accept that feeling good some times means feeling bad, and that the bad doesn't invalidate the good.

>>781965
just go back to sleep

Oh geez there's a lot of ice hidden under light snow out here tonight.
How terrible.

>>781971
Be careful

>>781970
no u

i don't feel bad about using dirty cheese tactics if i come up with them myself

>>781974
What about clean cheese tactics?

is it ever clean to rely on cheese?

>>781976
A lot of people's lives rely on cheese.

>>781971
that's one thing i don't miss about Funland
trying to walk along footpaths in the ice

Fuck you, Dad
>>>/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

Oh, congratulations on hitting the opening to Sekiro: Act III
Once you beat Owl of course.

ooh mate that might be a while

>tfw when you're nothing more than a stray dog after all

I have a bad eel

>>781983
Is that your Tinder bio?

Eat the eel

Alright.
Ok.
If I can climb the highest mountain in South America
then I can tap the left bumper at the exact moment two digital samurai swords collide
It just takes practice

Climb all the tallest mountains and drain the power of the continents

>>781973
bro I wish

Don't spoil anything
But I'm fuckin' calling it now
that this guy is also going to have some dirty trick/3rd stage after I take out both life bars.

bets in.

>>781989
he powers up to 200%

>>781988
but then who would dole out the NEETBUX

>>781984
nah, it's my pick up line

>>781992
hey it would work on me.

you're just my STEP-DAD, Owl
You're not even real family

>>781993
hey marsh
i've got a bad eel

>>781995
that's funny,
I've got a tank that needs cleaning

>>781996
i don't know if my eel can help

>>781997
I wasn't asking.

why do women always go for Bad Eels and not Nice ones?
fuckin whores

>>>/@UmbralReaver/1206148335507144704
jfc i hate normies

>>781999
i wasn't getting any matches on dating sites until yesterday when i got fed up and started shitposting at people and lo and behold
i'm getting matches

the latest one is someone said they were insecure about their hands in their profile so i commented "if you don't like your hands, why don't you just get new ones?"

>>782001
Tell her that you want to hold her gnarled, stubby claw as you walk along the beach

>>782001
I bet you are attracting a bunch of NORMIES

if i find a good normie, i can fix them

>>782002
i'm gonna follow up with "you should take mine"

>we can start with just a couple of fingers, and then maybe later work up to the whole hand

Start with a pinkie

I haven't done dating profile shit for years and years
but I remember ages ago
there was this Asian girl, and her profile said something like
>NO WHITE GUYS WITH YELLOW FEVER

And I sent her something like:
A Katana is objectively the best weapon
a thousand layers of folded steel.

]
NEVER HEARD BACK.
if you could believe it

Yeah I could.

>>782007
you should have sent her "I will blow through your resistance like a little fatman"

fatboy*

>>782008
are you trying to imply that a katana isn't objectively the best weapon?

I'm saying I could see why she ghosted your sorry ass.

Yeah.
Intimidated by the Alpha Chad and she felt inferior

>In a recent interview with Japanese outlet Sora News, Abrams did the standard press junket interview, you know, promoting one of the biggest franchise films ever made and all that. Normal, routine stuff, until the interviewer asked Abrams who his favorite Star Wars character was.
>“Han Solo,” is Abrams’s not terribly surprising answer. Then he threw the question back: who’s the interviewer’s favorite? The interviewer responds: Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker’s apprentice and prominent non-Jedi Force user in Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars: Rebels.
>To which Abrams replied, “Hmmm, Ahsoka, huh? Well then you’ll probably want to watch closely during The Rise of Skywalker.”
oh my god

>fire everything at them, even the kitchen sink
-some sw executive

well they're bringing her back for the continuation of Clone Wars so it wouldn't be surprising to have her in

bet it will be just a brief easter egg cameo, like the ghost ship of rebels in rogue one

yeah that's all i want though
more than that would suck

even bringing back palpatine imo is just a bad move

idk nobody who knew anything about star wars before the sequel trilogy believed Palpatine was dead

Because Dark Empire, which was a meh storyline anyhow

well more than that Palpatine survived in the EU through at least five deaths

Force transfer is a fun power
but he did die each time

but why not just have snoke do the same instead of just tossing him into a garbage bin?

i mean there was even a time in EU when Luke was forced to become Palpatine's student

>>782023
implying snoke wasn't a rogue Palpatine clone

That is the bgigest flaw of dark empire
it really is a rehash of the og trilogy, but with luke as vader and leia as luke
>>782024
most likely

BUt I really doubt palpatine was originally ment to come back in sequels

Attack Of The Palpiclones

nah there's a new trailer that makes it clear he was intense to return
there was foreshadowing

>>781991
Not me that's for sure!

>>782025
>luke as Vader and Leia as Luke
wot

>>782029
Sometimes I feel annoyed by >Disney wiping out the old EU but then I hear about this sort of thing

>>782028
luke falls to the dark side and leia pulls him back
it is really meh trilogy the dark empire saga
it isn't bad, but it just is "eeh..."
there are good bits, but at the same time it is so much rehash of the og movies

especially when it came out like
when there were maybe 15 books? total of star wars stuff, post trilogy
with 3 of them being the Thrawn trilogy

the EU honestly sucked

remember when it was revealed Palpatine was the good guy and he was trying to become powerful enough to stop extragalactic insect people who were immune to the force

>>782031
te yuuzhang wong wars are a damn good storyline, but that kinda pulls are asinine
also they aren¨t immune to force, just they don't have it
you can force lightning or push them, but you can't sense them
so they are ninjas to jedies or sith

they had extreme resistance to it, push and stuff was barely effective
they had to use telekinesis to throw things at them

also the original Kylo Ren, darth caddeus? was it was a fun story too

or the 100 years after, Sith Empire of One

and say Imperial Knights, the not-jedi order of the successor empire of the empire
whose main duty was to kill the emperor, if he fell to the dark side
or she

i like some of the new canon EU
like the stuff about Palpatine being the reason anakin was born

for example the vader comics
those are damn good

like how he made his first light saber as a sith
>>782035
Well that was already in old canon, but it was palps and ...
his master

Darth plageius the wise
have you ever heard his story?? it is not one the jedi would tell you

the lord of cavities

>>>/@idlematts/1206377275781828608

I think there is something inherently funny, how "Rei the Formerer" is one of the greatest scourges of the End Times on his two headed chaos dragon

Do jedi get salaries
Could Anakin have taken leave to go back to Tattooine to grab his mum

Yeah, but he never had the time
also they don't per se get salaries, they just get funds to use during missions etc
think of them more like old monastic orders etc
everyone had a vow of poordom, but the order might rival a king in riches

hey rika

>no more than a stray dog after all

>no more than a stray dog after all

marsh do you want to be a mage in Archaon's merry band of mischievers?
a fire mage

Yes.
I'm already mahou shoujo

kay
you shall serve under a giant chaos dragon-ogre

but that's not kawaii

Come on
look at these scalies

Speaking of cats
My sister's cat is here now
I think she might be allergic to cats though.

/moe/ motivate me to work out

>>782053
cute

>>782054
Work out or you'll end up fat like me.

>>782054
work out or we will beat you to death

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-died-meth-overdose-he-was-eaten-alligator-n1101061

WTF ToN
https://kdvr.com/2019/12/13/kentucky-governor-pardoned-convicted-child-rapist-more-than-400-others-before-leaving-office/

yeah I already heard about that at least once today

>>782054
>>>/watch?v=ULjbIMvP6A0

>>782061
See >>782053

I like these puzzles

see if you can solve it

>>782056
>>782057
>>782061
i thought about how girls will like me more if i'm more in shape and worked out
but i appreciate

>>782064
Well, girls do like me less because I'm overweight.

>>782061
wow excellent
i will have to see an episode of this and i vaguely remember hearing a recommendation about this show and it being good

the modern style of drawing breasts in loose t-shirts is truly next-level art

>>782064
girls will think you're more attractive if people can't beat you up

>>782067
people are always gonna be able to beat me up

>>782068
Just become swole

>>782069
but there are people who are swoller and have healthy spines

>>782070
Get swoller and steal their spines.

ay you might be onto something

>>782070
Just carry a GUN

>>782073
i'm scared of shooting myself
or someone using my gun to shoot me

y'all think sakura is cheating on sasuke while he's off on his adventures
i mean naruto is the freaking hokage now i mean and he's right there come on

don't know much about Naruto but your theories intrigue me

>>782075
bigger question is would naruto have even the interest in the pink girl
when he has the hyuga hime?

>>782077
honestly no because he's cool like that but
i mean i would definitely be slaying all kinds of OOOOO if i was in his position

>>782074
just keep the barrel pointed away from you it's ezpz

why didn't tenten summon gun?

>>782078
I wouldn't be surprised if LEE plowed the pink fields though

*ploughed

I mean lee has a kid without an apparent wife so...

Cat

i would really like to go home my feet hurt shit

Are you stuck at work for a while longer?

>>782083
get outta here Commonwealth

>>782087
until midnight

>>782088
Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of our common WEALTH

anime >>782091 →

rule Britannica rule the waves
Britons will never be slaves

>>782085
thank you for cat

star wars V came out in 1980 WHAT

perhaps 40 years of sw is too much

>>782110
It's time for the jedi to end