Thread #777957

>>777957 (OP)
the message I like to see when I roll in granblue

DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LET'S GO AWAY
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAAAA

very interesting rag
didn't know you could marry a dog

>>777962
But we already know Yodas can speak fine why would you need to even ask

>>777964
*the senate I am

>>>/@jessicayutweets/1201668716112441344

>>777961
it's pie time

>>777962

the baby being 50 years old does make me ask, what kind of biology does that species have?
since the seem to have around 900-1000 year lifespan
at what age do they actually mature up?
does it come slowly, like at 100 years?
or does it just go like instant teenager
or maybe the baby has been kept in stasis etc and hasn't actually matured
or my guess would be, it is biologically 50, but in years like 5-15?
ie. CLONE

Well there's other hypotheticals for why the baby is fifty years old.
Yeah like you're saying, cryostasis and stuff like that.
Yoda's species is evidently one of limited number and highly sought after for better or for worse.
Maybe a previous collector had one in cold storage for some time.

>>777965
do you think it'll have a whiny and angtsy teenage period
Like they go have the yoda equivalent of a goth phase

>>777969
It's pretty good.
Not amazing or life changing but pretty good

>>777971
yeah

Also, is yoda's speech an actual "dialect" they naturally possess
or something he picked up by growing up amongst his kin
or a completely different dialect or a unique verbal tic?

we never heard the she-yoda speak in ep1

i need to watch mandalorian

I caught the first two episodes, they were pretty great.
>>777971
Yeah seems like it.

they're releasing it weekly, right?

Also now you are imagining yoda and the she-yoda being the baby's parents
and doing it

>>777968
Yoda talks pretty normally in episode V when he isn't fucking with Luke right?
I always thought prequels Yoda speech was just Lucas blowing that aspect of his character out of proportion
Like everyone just forgot that he only talked backwards when he was pretending to be dumb

Yeah, they originally just switched the orders a little
bt then when they were doing ep1-3 and the two clone wars series, they basically went full flanderisation out of it
apparently, if memory serves, it wasn't even just Lucas hamming it up, but people just having a different view of yoda speech at thatp oint
with the expanded unvierse already having hammed his verbal tics way too much
so by the time they were doing it, people aside from lucas too, were all "he talks too normal"
>>777973
also he does talk with inverted I think object, subject most of time even in ep 5 and 6, but he does tone it down when serious

>coworkers talking to each other
>omg did you heae George? He's such a retard he called Kirby a pokemon

the other day my client said something about trying and i said "remember what yoda said"
and she looks at me looking like she has no clue
and i say "do or do not, there is no try"

she says "Oh... Yoda said that?"
and i was laughing like, "yeah, it's a really famous quote"

she's never seen star wars
damn kids these days

I think most people miss the quite obvious "if you don't commit yourself fully to a task, it is better to not just do it in the first place"

>>777976
Can't pity enough the kids whose first touch are the sequels
or well likewise the kids whose first touch was phantom menace
well atleast to a kids that is a very flashy moive

funny thing is, that phantom menace was the first star wars movie I saw with subtitles
weird enough to think that I have seen sw trilogy only from a US vhs copy of eitehr the original release or the SE, until much laterwith no subs

wow, disney+ doesn't work with my tv lol
good thing i'm not gonna pay for it

They've had a really bad launch of the service

no, this is toshiba's fauly

prolly true
but doesn't still change that fact

no it's definitely true they never push Chromecast updates

but yeah they did have a rough launch

If you really are to home tuning, the digital age way, you can just install custom OS or force them into developer mode for more control
ofc
at your own risk, since while muxing the OS doesn't break them (usually) it might force you to do factory resets.
>>777986
You'd be surprised.

haha i highly doubt there is a custom OS available for my smart tv

my pop has done some serious weird rigging, like making all of his home appliances linked
despite being from like 4 different manufacturers
and having them all have access to a storage server linked to the home network, where they directly recorded or accessed files
ie. if you used a tv to record a show, it slapped it into the server immediately.
instead of the hdd space the tv had

but he does that kinda shit for living and even then occasionally fucks up, especially when there are say some updates to whatever linux he is running at the time

But I really like the irony, how streaming is just turning into cable 2.0
or would you use past tense turned now?

cable is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more expensive than streaming

>>777990
Wait till they increase the prices.

nonetheless, you still have to subscribe to some
what...
amazon, hbo, netflix, disney and more?
to get all the big shows now

hulu streaming is like 12 max and netflix is like 16 max
I'm paying about 100 fucking dollars for cable.

jesus fucking christ a month or a year?

that is monthly on all of those

US companies really are cheap
here it is 20-50 a month depending on the offer
some, for example from elisa, is a full home pack
internet, tv, etc
+ elisa's own streaming service

i have challenged my coworker to a coin flip every day
he always chooses heads
he has now won 9 times in a row

go ahead and make your sick get joke

the odds of winning that many times in a row are even lower than me making a good get joke

Is it a random coin each time or is he secretly SEEDING your coin stock with gamed coins.

>>778000
i am flipping the coin and it is a different one every day yes

>>777978
imagine being a kid watching Phantom Menace and there's like
20 minutes of space senate

>>778002
I liked the politics even as a kid
biggest issue in prequels is pretty much how bad the script was for anakin and padme
especially when they shared a scene

Biggest issue I have with prequels is how weird the pacing is
Like we have this super deep bond between Anakin and Obiwan but we never see them training
You just get episode 1 with Anakin as a babby kid then episode 2 he's trained and doing his own missions
Phantom Menace is all over the place

You get all that stuff in the extracurricular material.
People slam the new trilogy for having all these weird jumps and holes in the plot between movies but that was happening long before in the prequels.

I haven't read any of the EU stuff and have zero plan to

>>778005
so you agree the kh3 plot makes sense

Kingdom Hearts' plot makes perfect sense you just need to have an exceptionally high IQ to understand it.

>>778004
ep 1 should have been more about anakin growing up
basically no phatom menace
ep1 is the time skip between ep1 and 2 and also ep 2's events somewhat squeezed in
ep 2 is mostly about the clone wars and how anakin already starts to darken up because of them
ep3 is pretty much ep 3
not much to change there in terms of overall story

KH plot makes sense if you actually play the games I bet

>>778009
Yeah they should just have started with Obiwan picking up Anakin
Make him a bit older, like a teenager
And he's hanging around shady people on tattooine
Make the podrace a street race or something
Obiwan senses the force and the good in him

>>778006
Read the Thrawn trilogy
no need to know anything else about any other EU material
is a damn good read
and a damn good sequel to the OG

>>778010
you could even have a timeskip in the movie
like act 1 is obiwan and guigon doing stuff
and finding anakin
act 2 has guigon dying
act 3 is the finale, with some years passed and stuff happens

How did everyone forget the jedi after
what
30 years
When they spent an entire war as generals with their lightsabers out

Maybe because the Empire went on a thorough censorship campaign to quash any hint of the Jedi

Honestly I think it's just a dated detail of the original trilogy.
These days the notion that an administratorial power could completely censor some big detail like that is completely foreign to western cultures.

>>778014
reminder that they also forgot them again in 7

also I think that this was just Han being a backwater pirate
tho there was that one imperial officer too, but well he was alone in his opinion

but yeah
there are many minor inconsistancies between og and preqs
like
>how does leia remember her real mother, when she died in labour

>>778014
But also think about it
palps has dooku, a JEDI lead the cis force
then has the JEDI framed for his, a beloved leader, assassination attempt
it isn't that unthinkablet hat they could if not erase the legacy of jedi, atleast make most people think ill of them
or atleast go "jedi, who that, pls don't shoot"

it isn't like similiar purges of ideas and ifnormation hasn't happened
tho ofc on a galactic scale this would be a lot harder, but the rebels for example had quite clear ideas of the force and jedi

also
>they give the emperor a name
>palpatine, not bad
>sheev
da fug is sheev?

D
>Darth Tyrannus

>>778008
someone with an exceptionally high iq wouldn't have bought all those games though

I recall watching a quite amusing video about them at some point
which was mostly just someone giving them a big shit
squeenix wouldn't be squeenix, if their writing didn't seem like made on some psychedelics

or maybe make that
"wasn't made on

it really all makes perfect sense in context
its just that the lingo sounds really silly even if you know what it means

And the fact that a lot of the main characters are either total edgelords or Disney characters.

also there are like?
how many games
>>778023
heroes of the multiverse
edgymac animelord and...
goofey and donald duck?

I have never played the games, but what is the tone of the series really?
to someone who doesn't know any better, what kind of a game did they buy their 6-9 year old kid for xmas present?

>>778024
there's ten of them that are Canon and not remakes but two of them are mobile games set in a distant past that aren't relevant until the end of kh3

But now with the grand reveal of Kingdom Hearts 3 they've become SUPER RELEVANT hah hah

that part really blew my mind
i thought there was nothing left they could surprise me with
then that bonus scene in shibuya got me AGAIN

>>778023
also i gotta say for a character that was such an edgy dork Riku became awesome over the series
he probably got more character development than sora haha

Well as far as edgelords go I was also talking about the Organization characters that while for the most part don't end up being protagonists are pretty much main characters in their own rights.

>organization members that don't become protagonists
uhhhhhh

Luxord best org boy

>>778030
image4u

thank

>>778031
but not the best orc boy

i wanna get drunk
but i didn't buy any beer and i think I'm getting sick anyway

Get yourself some nice hot lemon ginger honey tea.

so much smoke around

>>778037
intake the second hand smoke little Timmy, inhale the smoke

>>778036
i don't like honey in my tea sir please take that back

The honey's not for your LIKE it's just good for a rough throat.
If that's not a part of your sickness then sure the lemon ginger would probably suffice.

creamyyyy

>>>/@gavgreco/1202019046205485056

>>778041
You hear about this?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/29/after_four_years_rusty_os_nearly_selfhosting/

you hear about this?
doushio.com/moe

>>778044
what is that
looks like shit

>>778042
Man, I used to ne *be really into penny arcade.
I'm still kind of irritated thst there's no PAX Midwest though.

>>>/@gematsucom/1202081034172538882
ARMORED CORE VI CONFIRMED FOR REAL THIS IS THE YEAR

anime >>778048 →

> A donation of just $2.75, or the price of your Wednesday coffee, is all we need.
jimmy wales pls where tf are you getting coffee for 2.75 and is it actually dog poop water

I get coffee for less than $2.75 I just grow, harvest, roast, and brew it myself stop buying avocado toast u dumb millenial

But Jim what if I value my coffee more than Wikipedia

I dunno, even some of the more decent coffee places here will have brewed coffee for around that price.
Fancy prepped coffee is a bit unnerving to me so I always just go with the brew option.

guess im 2 bougie 4 wikipedia
cut my head off

liquidate my head and turn it into SOUP

>>778043
redox is cool yea

>>778057
are you gonna make one of them WTsocial accounts?
big ethical social medai according to the wiki founder

>>778063
well shit i never heard of it
good sign? bad sign?

>>778063
>ethical social media
does not compute

>>778064
>>778065
no idea if it's good or bad, I just heard of it a few days ago
seems to be trying to avoid special interests from advertising/political groups and all that that, but it might just end up as another google+ and fizzle out

>>778046
why am i so bald
WHY AM I SO BALD

where is the bald man

>>778068
why am I so pig faced?

i forgot pax was penny arcade

let's go play xbawks

>>778079
xbawx huge

i got ancho chicken chili
its gud

what's the ancho part mean?
anchovies??

ancho is a kind of chili they usually dry and use with chicken
its kind of sweet hot

you probably have had poblano peppers thats what they call them in fresh form

ANCHO REYES

oh i see yea i don't know if ive had them fresh but probably??

pobalno are pretty common you can find them at walmart and shit
def get some and cook them up with pork chops sometime

stuff them with cheese and veggies and grill them for a bit

oh yeah that'd be good
stuff the cap of a pork loin with them with cheese and you're done m8

cat liek tree

Yeah cats love Christmas trees.
One year one of my cats had caught something outside, like a vole or another small rodent.
Brought it in and hid it under the tree like it was a present for the rest of us hah hah

>>778121
very purdy

>>>/watch?v=R7XcAaVumgc

>>778156
this is a good image thank you for posting.

no problemo

>>>/watch?v=OGTgkRCp89M

how do i become cute

You must steel your heart and defeat yourself in mental combat.
Once you do that, the way will become clear.

the worst is when you know a boss isn't that difficult but you keep dying to dumb shit

still on double trouble?

nah I killed those wankers ages ago
Right now I'm fighting the demon firesage.
and I keep getting him way down
because it's a pretty easy fight
but then he'll just catch me in a moment of carelessness and one-shot me.
It's happened four times now.

yeah i hate shit like that

poggers
check out my potg
>>>/watch?v=WPXw0gmH5xs

how doi get better at hanzo

>>778166
lmao

>>778167
purchase a top tier gamer chair

>>778166
top teir bowling.

i had to certify my youtube channel as Not For Children

Still ain't got nothing on this high skillcap dva play though

>>778172
damn i wonder what happened on the point

>>778171
>German man plows four teens with large metal rod

kyuuuuun
charge is the best ability
gets me in trouble a lot but also fuck yeah unexpected rein out of nowhere

and you tryin' to climb the ranked ladder?
or just 4fun

>>778176
just havin fun playin tanks
and chatting with whoever is friendly
i don't even have my 144hz monitor anymore so i can hardly aim, lots of reinhardt being played as a result

im stuck in high silver/ low gold tho it's pretty bad
i used to be high diamond way back in the day

>>778179
nice desu ne

>>>/@NintendoEurope/1201848562470006784
the audio

>>>/watch?v=yPvKhFXc7ck
>>778181
cute

im cute
>>778181
KSSSSHHSGSGSGGSGSGSHSHHSHSHSH

b a n g

Hi bang

>blame shit aim on worse monitor
you'd get murked in Reach baby even with a 60hz

does refresh rate affect that much tho?

maybe if Seath had scales he wouldn't be so grumpy

he also does'nt have eyes

That's no excuse for being an asshole.

Seath is a bitch
he dies in a flash

>>778189
what's the best element/enchant path to put on a weapon?

>>778192
for what

depends upon what you're fighting/reason is and what your build is

Like if you go chaos or lightning or fire, the weapon won't have its stat scaling anymore so any investment after the requirements falls off.
If you are investing in your stats, then a weapon with good scaling and the normal upgrade path works.
If you just want a sidearm for your bitchboy spells, the magic paths work.
Faith and occult has faith scaling but generally, divine weapons I only make for the skeletons and then yeet that shit.

But in general lightning and chaos are very very reliable paths due to big dick stats for minimal investment of stat points.

raw is just shittier lightning/chaos generally.

and if you're running like STR/INT STR/FTH etc you could keep a weapon its normal path but buff it with cool spells

and abyss knight and black drake are cunts

>>778195
>>778196
>>778197
I see.
I'm pretty much investing everything into stats
I'll probably stay with normal then.

>>778199
But don't tell anyone you leveled dex.

>>778199
are you STR DEX or both btw

ALL
POINTS
IN DEX

hello friends

>>778200
>>778201

>>778204
you can stop leveling strength now
my heart can't take your health stat being that low but if you've been fine you've been fine.

Strength isn't necessarily useless after 40 but you've hit the first real softcap

>>778204
>not worshipping the WALL GODDESS
HERESY
IT IS A CHEZNYAN

When you think about it PK, not being part of the Princess' Guard if offered is more literal heresy, isn't it?

down wit h the so called "gods"
kill the kings, princes, princessess
welcome the age of dark

oh boy
man watchin a movie w speakers on in the library
and people are just letting him
he gon get dunked
man behind me meanwhile is snoring in his chair
this is pure chaos

>>778205
Rook and Maria told me that Health is for pussies

Better dead than pussy huh

>30 curse resist

I guess I should finish the game at some point

if our love is a gun i'm the one with the TRIGGER

Then I am the one with the clip and bullets

It continues for some time.

considering you beat Manus there isn't a whole lot that stands in the way between you and victory

except for a big fuck you dragon maybe but
x

the caves with no light

Skull Lantern, Sunlight Maggot, and I think there's even an illumination spell, all of which are your best friend

it is still pure bullshit area
why do people bitch about blighttown
that was fun compared to giant graveyard

because blighttown also destroyed people's framerates.

and there are less people with game completion amounts to hit the giant land of pain

a game where you so easily slip to your death, with low visibility puzzle area is just bad design
but then again that seems to be the core soul of fromsoft
annoy people with goodly made bad design

The game after anor londo is generally considered poorly designed.
But rejoice.

Dark Souls 2 has way worse shit.

I still have the scars of horsefuck valley and the trek to smelter2

oh baby rdr2 comin to steam

>>778226
cowboy time

it wasn't?

take a wild guess which alternative launcher it debuted on

epic?

ding ding ding

i completely forgot, rockstar has their own launcher lol wtf

>Both Steam and Epic Games Store form concentric DRM layers to the Rockstar Games Launcher, and the game will be available on this launcher throughout, including pre-orders.

dafuq

>>778231
yeah
with gta4 it was damn amusing
you booted steam
then signed into rockstar
then booted I think there was another step
and then signed into games for windows to play online

christ almighty

and after booting it you could shut down everything
including steam
but you had to go through all those launchers before it allowed you online play

it was fucking silly

>>778226
Hm.
I kinda want to get up to cowboy antics so maybe I'll get it eventually.
Gonna wait for a sale though.

>>778210
nah mate I told you to focus on vit, end, and str for a ez first run
hp is a resource for when you wanna trade

making $500 for about 5 hours of work today
new side gig
my buddy has a business doing substance use evals and stuff for the courts, he's bringing me on to do assessment
occasionally he'll just call me up and have me do some assessment
it's a good new gig

Well that's pretty nice.
I'll be making about sixty for a little less, hah hah

>>778238
Well as long as it isn't e-legal.
Can't be doin' none of those E's

ho damn rakin in the dough

>>778240
yeah it's all above board

e-legal e-girl e-bath e-cig e-water

this side gig will probably start netting me like $1000-1500 a month starting in February
for like 3 evals a month

and i'm actually undercharging the going rate for these assessments too

charge more
always charge more!

raise your rates every day

i
d have put the clap emojis but i guess that is very passe by dec 2019 standards

i wish i had the guts for freelance work
and the visa status
maybe one of these days

> Game Spark updated after speaking to Yasunori Ogura. The marketing manager apologized for any confusion, but it was simply a new image to change his Twitter banner. It hasn’t been changed since Metal Wolf Chaos XD, so he went with an obscure Armored Core: Verdict Day promotional image that was mistaken as something new.

Kill all Souls fans

>>778249

>>778238
nice

>>778249
wow owned

some of you guys are all right don't go to the midnight release of Eldin Ring

>Going to the midnight release of any game ever

i went to the BOTW midnight
baaically everyone else was there for the Switch but i just wanted a physical copy for my wii u

>>778254
imagine the smell

>>778255
I wonder if BotW would have been different if it was Wii U exclusive. Sheika slate seens like a set up for gamepad functionality

>>778255
Yeah I'm mostly just joshing.
I went to the midnight release for Pokemon X/Y and it was an overall decent experience.
Aside from having to get home without any of the buses that leave from the subway station I get out at.
Don't think I'd do another again but it wasn't a miserable thing to do.

>>778257
You give the Mahjong Soul mobile app a spin at all yet?

>>778259
Nah
I only play at home so I've got my laptop there anyway. I just don't have a need for it.
How is it?

It runs really smoothly on my new phone, honestly probably more smoothly than on my PC playing it through the browser app.
The UI is pretty much unchanged, though the default is for tiles to be double-tapped to discard since you can't just cursor over them.

I also have it installed on my laptop since it's a Chromebook and you can install Android apps on it.
I could just access it through the web I guess, but for games I like having them run as separate instances if possible.
All around pretty solid standalone app though.

im so bad at overwatch holyshit

>>778261
Nice
I probably won't use it but nice
Now we just need Mahjong Soul on the Switch

>>778264
Mahjong is the Dark Souls of gambling

imagine if mahjong soul was actually a souls game

>>778263
naw
I literally mean
souls game + mahjong
it is actually an action adventure
but it somehow has mahjongfitted into it

i downloaded mahjong soul on my phone
but im probably never gonna pay it
play it
im barely ever in a positiion where i could play a mahjong game on my phone

>>778266
Whoa

You doin comiket?
I can't remember.

>>778266
Buy a mahjong set get the navy boys into it

Yeah but what if they start playing that dumb Americanized Mahjong.

>>778270
It's actually called Jewish Mahjong, not American mahjong.

>>778271
Why would you want to associate yourselves with that abomination

woke-kun

>>778272
because Mahjong would not be as easily available in the west if not for it.

Fun fact: the first company to import mahjong sets to the US was Abercrombie and Fitch.

>>778271
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1698069926/max-mahjong?ref=discovery&term=mahjong
Quit being a presumptive douche

My steam controller arrived.

>>778276
10 statues of liberty
I win

>>778276
I don't think its presumptive to assume that when someone is talking about "American mahjong" that they mean the one this Wikipedia article is about.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_mahjong

americ
an
mahjong

american't mahjong

>>778279
I said "Americanized Mahjong" you insatiable ass.
There was a specific type I was referencing to Maria and I knew if I said "Americanized Mahjong" he would know exactly what I was talking about.
Your presumption was that your contribution to the conversation was even valuable in the first place.

Fine, I'm sorry.

>>778274
You guys basically raped mahjong

>>778282
tbh I actually thought you were talking about the American variant since most people just call that American mahjong
I didn't realise you meant the kickstarter until a few posts later
Speaking of which did that get funded?

>$383 of $8000
okay lol
justice prevails

Man what happened to Sakis art
Every girls boobs are bigger than their heads
Like it's uncanny now
How is Nodoka supposed to be the big boob girl if everyone is gargantuan

It was always kinda like that.

>>778287
I mean it was always pretty ridiculous but it's gotten a bit more extreme lately

I need to do something to celebrate my new job.
$100/hr is nothing to balk at.
It's really exciting.

>>778288
Wow she's been growing.
It happens though.

>>778288
what the hell

>>778289
let's party
>>778288
those are some honkers

I'm gonna use my new money to help pay for the data analysis for my dissertation and also to have my driver's license unsuspended.

>>778288
character development

>>778294
character growth

>>778289
Wtf yesterday it was like $10 an hour

>>778296
it's like being in the milky way

excuse me sir but those are gigantic

her entire torso is tits

>>778297
Bigger than her head
It's wider than her torso is
Like look at this it must be ruining her clothes with all that stretch

>>778295
No, this is a new side gig.
My job is still basically $10/hr, but now I have a second one that pays roughly $100/hr

gross

>>778299
that's a great side gig

>>778301
hell yeah
this is the power of graduate school

alright I'm caught up on the Mandalorian
mando is my husband

oh congrats
not many people learn to play an instrument so quickly

Well, I am an idol

>>778303
i wish I was a mando with an adopted green boy

>>778295
I wanna be where the stars collide
oh wait this is moe i'm sorry
how do I delete this oh no i can't delete posts on moe

wow

>>778306
maybe i could be your adopted green boy

>>778308
hell yeah watch me shoot this guy

>>778309
hell yeah dad kill all those people

I can't believe JAN is PAN's grandpa

The steam controller was a bad purchase
It doesn't work with the game I want to play
Even though I configured it with the game specific steam controller configurator
But when I launch the game the buttons don't do anything.

>>778299
what do you do for the second job?

>>778307
You want to look at her twin suns?

>>778303
I'd die for my guy Yeed

>>778310
He's just peeking over his crib watching Mando kill jawas

>>778310
oh shit boy I can't kill this AT

>>>/watch?v=G8oUqNNrIwE
a big mood

>>778314
ah fuck i guess we're dead

>>778313
psych assessment for defense attorneys for the courts

>>778308
honest mistake
>>778314
pan, the shop was out of doubles and now i am distraught

that's jan, dude

WHAT

actually yeah, that makes sense

>>778319
dead give away was >>778311

i wasn't paying attention to ToN's posts
Oh that sounds rude
I wasn't paying attention in general, really
Now excuse me while I dig a hole

this never would have happened if they only had doubles
i didn't even get to draw yet. I just slept the afternoon away.
...Good thing I already called out.

i might drive a client to tennessee this weekend

>>778322
it'll be okay

wow who is that handsome man

that's a good question

maybe i should change my name
it doesn't make sense without PANrela here

why not just JApaN

>>778321
Wow if I was ToN I'd be crying

>>778326
will the rela Jan please stand up
please stand up

>>778315
Will you be doing things like write up claims for defence via insanity

>>778328
Nah, this is basically to tell the court that the client should go to substance abuse treatment instead of jail.

Don't worry Maria
I'm too busy crying over things like Umineko and Hello Charlotte

and valhalla

yes
and Valhalla

>>778331
Because she's Nazrin

>>778330
It's okay ToN the magic ending is real and if Will and Lion are still alive then we can believe that every Ushiromiya lives on in the metaworld. No one died and Battler reunited with his sister. Happy ending no need to worry

also shannon=kanon was bizzaro
Like how did Jessica not realise that her best friend was just her crush with some stuffing down their shirt
Like GEE it sure is strange you've never seen Kanon and Shannon in the same room together

>>778334
you did it you cleared one of the two impossible requests
now if only blue could get on your level

I was gonna to go bed but I started working instead

>>778336
what's the second?
Umineko was so fucking good dude every day I wish I could read it for the first time again
I listen to Dread of the Grave once a day

Oh no he's forgotten Hello Charlotte so hard he didn't even see it in my post

Oh yeah that
uhhh
After Higurashi

>>778337
respect for the bed man

>>>/watch?v=mY0WbpY-44k

>>778340
It's been quite a while that your memory is likely uh
dead
so it's nbd
However, if you haven't read Valhalla, that's way more important

I remember a lot of tvs

tbh I thought valhalla was a little boring
It looks nice and it has good music but for some reason I just couldn't really get into it
Like yeah Dorothy was cute and all but it didn't click

valhalla was fantastic
i don't think i can replay it though
i probably won't be able to play the sequel either
unless i'm really careful

>>778346
understandable
>>778345
D:

>>778346
I'll make the magical tank isekai coffee shop one day
just for us.

haha the other day i was talking to a client and i mentioned my family gave me a lot of cravings and she asked "did you have a plan?" and i was just like "a plan for what"
even though i literally ask my clients what their plan is all the time, it's a relapse prevention plan
idk i just never expected a client to ask me about my own relapse prevention plan

>>778348
i can't wait

>>778351
she didn't show up haha
my mom didn't even acknowledge the fact so i just let it slide

>>778349
OOh yeah, how was the girl your mom wanted to set you up with?

did I ever tell you about the time in elementary school where they wanted me to be in an advanced education after school program which I was down with but apparently there was a miscommunication because I was just hanging out with all the mentally disabled kids and drawing and was like "this is weird but fine" and it would seem they thought I was supposed to go tot eh special education after school program.

special squad for life

nah I was only there the one time

you may have left the special squad but it never left you

>>>/watch?v=u3UfIPyRlrE

I was texting with coworkers while working and me and one guy were joking about how one person isn't working right now, and i was like "you should be at home, working at 9pm, like us"

and one of the guys just sends a picture of his lower body without pants on in a hospital room with his laptop on his lap
now that's dedication

>>778357
What the fuck?
Sounds like you guys get along great.

yeah he's the spec ops dude
the one with legit 300 confirmed kills

i have really good relationships with the team at work
we're like a family
it feels more like a family than i ever had growing up at least

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/12/05/multiple-gunshot-victims-reported-active-shooter-situation-pearl-harbor-naval-shipyard/

I'm happy you have that.
I hadn't really thought of it but folks at work are kind of family-like too
especially with how they helped me out.

A few weeks ago I was having a really hard day (it was partly your fault because i was stressed out about your tumor) and one of my colleagues noticed and she went out and got me my favorite smoothie

and nobody's ever really done stuff like that for me before
it was really great

oh phew dodged a bullet I thought you were going to say it was my fault for not noticing you were upset again

Oh that's rad. What kind of smoothie do you like

mangooooooooo
they got me a mango peach smoothie from Wawa
it's my favorite

I should branch out more but I like Strawberry ones a good bit.
I got some Strawberry mixed thing from Smoothie King while I was in Houston

i get a mango smoothie like twice a week haha
everyone at work knows i love wawa
there's one down the street from work which is fantastic

work is really great, i love my folks there
we just do nice things for each other all the time
like sometimes we'll just randomly buy each other lunch or whatever
or we see articles we think they'd be interested in and we share them
it's such a good atmosphere

that's why i want to move back to florida to work there
it's the only place i've ever truly felt at home
i'm happy enough there that i'd choose to live in florida for it

Strawberry Surf Rider

I wish I liked my work that much.
I'm mostly attached to it for how convenient it is

eventually i want to start my own place like where i work now, out west probably
maybe in like 5-10 years

you can come work for me and be part of my new family

>>778369
How does your neck feel?

i'm really proud of ton for letting them use all that newly empty space in his chest/neck area to incubate bird eggs

>>778371
my neck feels a-ok
I sometimes feel sore all over but now I'm continuing tylenol OTC
I was also taking Ibuprofen but then I read on it that taking it with blood thinners can cause stomach bleeding and I was like yikes
>>778370
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>778375
that's fucking awkward.
but hey at least I can listen to the goo.

>>778372
in rememberance of his wife

if you take enough tylenol, it will become a goo that clogs your liver and kills you slowly and painfully

>>778375
I thought that was tylenol three?

>>778376
no, it's acetemetaphen that does that
codeine won't goo you

>>778377
Well I know someone who had that happen to them.
They got a new liver though.

yeah that's good

it's hard to find a good liver

Too bad her house burned down while she was recovering.

It's a shame the baby birds have started pecking their way out of my torso.

>>778377
acetaminophen

I'm worried about my dad's liver.
He really drank a lot and he also used ti get drunk and take take bunch of acetaminophen.

tylenol-3 has acetaminophen and codeine in it to stop people from abusing it
>implying people would abuse something that weak and not just get percs or hydros or something

>>778382
lol idk why google didn't correct me

>>778381
oh, they didn't put in a hole for them to leave through?

>>778384
some people got no clue how to get good shit though
i know lots of people who have abused tylenol-3s lol

>>778385
oh fuck the chest tube holes
they already closed

>>778386
not for long

>>778386
What were the chest tubes for?

to drain the liquid from my body

his chest

they took all his blood out through his chest and replaced it with cream of tomato

>>778389
Which liquid?

>>778391
I hate it when that happens to me.

>>778392
cum

Reddish-pink liquid

>>778394
no that's You's job
wait shit this isn't discord I can't delete this post
how do I delete this post

>>778396
Kek
>>778395
There's a lot of those

that's not my job

well here's the problem
for the ENTIRE TIME the chest tubes were in me
I thought they were in my lungs
draining liquid from my lung

they were not in my lung
so I don't know what the liquid is
or where it was
it could have still have been draining liquid from my lung I would believe that but how if it was not in there

>>778399
Huh
That's weird
You should ask one of tge doctors at your work
When do you go back to work?

usually chest tubes drain liquid around the lungs not directly from the lungs

if they were draining directly from your lungs you would most likely have been intubated for it

>>778399
probably draining fluid in your chest cavity
unless you have like severe pneumonia or something they won't typically have fluid actually inside your lungs
if there was fluid inside the lungs it would be excruciatingly painful

I go back to work around the first week of JANuary presumably.

>>778401
but why is there mystery liquid around my lungs and why is it being drained
does it have to do with slicing me open

>>778405
because you ate goo

but yeah probably excess juice from having the tumor removed

juicy furry teeth tumor

like a starburst

saying that out loud triggered siri

she reported you to the FBI

stuff isnt usually supposed to be in the area between your organs so if you get an infection or tumor in your body cavity it can make fluid build up and there isn't anywhere for it to go
it can press on your internal organs if there is too much fluid built up and cause problems so they were sucking the forbidden ToN soup out with a straw

>>>/@AmiAmi_English/1202401308394680321
oh yeah I own this game

>sister playing Civ6 on her new laptop
>suddenly hear her yelling
>"i'm sandwiched between teddy roosevelt and queen victoria!! please kill me!!"

>Firefox just prevented a social network from tracking you here.
...what?
FireFox does that now?

>>778414
Yeah

my secret to not getting tracked by social networks is to not have them

>>778414
yeah, it's cool

ok wait
it's been a while since I first shared this video with people
it's time for it to brighten people's evening again
>>>/watch?v=j8uDYbSceLA

>>778418
she looks really high

>>778419
you are not the first person to say this

>>778420
i would be really surprised if i was

cute video though

bloody cops
every time they order something it's a bunch of soda and they always have no fuckin parking
>>778418
oh this vtuber I think I've seen
she's kind of derpy but still cute
moe you could even say

>20gb update for CoD again
god dammit activision let me play your game once without updating for an hour

>when u are drunk and u find the zoom slider on the selfie camera at 3am
youtube comments with the real shit

>>778422
retard moe
she probably has the wii shop channel music playing in her head 24/7

>>778416
They actually still track you

>>778425
that's the sign of genius

The ending of Campaign 2 might have been a little disastrous but I still love that I could pull out Blood Pain as a music track when fighting Gandora and without skipping a beat PAN immediately knew what was happening.
>>>/watch?v=Z9oYZZ6ON0I

>>778428
Did you ever end up using that song I sent you?
>>778427
i have the mii channel for my personal elevator music

tfw no jan in 2.5

>>778429
It was intended for 2.0 and as a result Id id not.

oh ok
>>778430
i'm sure it's more fun without me

If you want me to and I can be reminded of it I can dish it out in 3.0 maybe.
>>778432
I dunno dude this campaign seems right up your alley

yeah jan would fit in perfectly in 2.5

I'll add that 2.5 aside, we are praying for your return in 3.0

>>>/@SethEverman/1117171877657624576

>>778436
I remember this

>>>/watch?v=RbWa5fHlCTk

moths for eyes

>>778434
>>778435
wow you guys really want me to wake up two hours late and fuck up every single game night huh

also
>get quad feed, 4 uninterrupted kills with one 25 round magazine with the SCAR
>play of the game is someone else
ok

>>778439
worth it when you're there m8

broh when that happens... no bueno

>>778441
me on the left
>>778442
yuh Feels Badman

...
wait
>>>/@initialD_AS/1202407239497084928
what

>>778444
Noice

Hi hello
How's the evening?

Oh, it's going okay.
Just taking it easy.

Maidget

I rolled her a while back too.

I also got the alcoholic a week or so back.

>>778449
Noice

>>778451
Nice
She's at the top of my most wanted list. She's so cool with that poise and the sunglasses
sick jacket too

PONY
BOY
HE'S MY LITTLE PONY BOY
PONY
BOY
SO I TREAT LIKE A PONY BOY

anime >>778455 →

those girls are cute, sadly I would have to learn mahjong to get them

They aren't cute enough to make me actually put forth the effort to learn majhong.
Still pretty cute though

it can't be that hard of a game for a big brain such as yourself

>>>/@_birina/1202279651902513152

I feel l ii like watching Anastasia

>>778464
>>778465
it's really not that hard to learn mahjong
four sets one pair

>>778487
Well if it's not interesting then you wouldn't need to bother since it's just not fun

>>778489
Well I mean if you consider the ratio of time spent learning to time spent playing
I think it's a good ratio
Like if you have the time it can't take more than a day to learn the very basics

>>778485
The part that makes it hard is that I don't find it interesting.
I can never remember how to play poker either.
I really likrle the idea of mahjong

>>778485
Err, I don't find learning it to be interesting I mean.
Poker is boring to me though.

>>778485
How was that movie you watched with lv?

>>778490
we're at the end it's absolutely kino

Jingle All the Way is the most redpilled christmas movie

what a day

>>>/@Hannahdouken/1201853553050038273

>>>/@leyawn/1202302653369344000

>>>/watch?v=BZOijgue5wk

I tried fighting Gwyn but he keeps beating my ass.

and I looked it up and apparently I've skipped over like four different locations.
So maybe I'll go back and do them
and maybe get a bit stronger.

>>>/@Iethalvanity/1202359530564096001

>>778568
Gwyn is one of the most fun bosses because learning his moves takes more skill than some of the others and it's really satisfying
What areas did you skip? DLC?

>>778569
3fast5me
Just let me heal
pls

>just use the pillars as cover
That only sometimes works.

Looks like I've skipped over Ash Lake, Painted World and Valley of Drakes

Besides,
I've finally got a +15 weapon
may as well play around with it a bit

so you did do the dlc? considering how rough it is I’d be surprised

>>778570
you don't need to heal just don't let gwyn hit you

get a black knight great axe

>>778572
it's all new to me
so i don't even know what's part of the original game and what's dlc haha

top songs of 2019 apparently
i dont believe it though

>>778573
Oh.
I didn't think of that.

>>>/@weeaboo/1202519266005835777
this really is amazing

do you like my Kimetsu no Yaiba cosplay?

>>778576
entering the dlc is like a playground rumor so it’s ok

like finding missingno

holy shit it's

so satisfying to run through Blighttown and just kick everythings ass

Yes
You have become adequate

Man i cant wait to sleep in a bed again
or at least sideways
this couch is murdeeinf my back

>>778585
Nah
I still suck
I'm just a higher level with better stats so my mistakes don't get punished nearly as badly

>>778586
that’s pretty much how it goes
when ylur mistakes arent punished as severely you have more opportunities to improve

that's why sekiro is the best because there aren't stats and it's all 100% skill
you will always be punished for a mistake

ah yes i love being sore everywhere

well today's gonna be a long day

>>778588
nah you're just a weeb

>>778591
says the dude who can't even beat gwyn let alone any boss in sekiro lol

dont forget to gydrate
hydrate

>>778592
You don't know that
I've never even tried
Maybe I'm a Sekiro God

>>778594
you had to level up to feel safe in blight town

I kind of regret not buying it when it was on sale recently
Sekiro
It was like 50% off over Thanksgiving
Now it's back up to 90

Same with Dark Souls 3

xmas is soon

>>778598
Yeah. That's true.
Maybe they'll go up on the Steam winter thing

Hopefully

I’m hoping since it’s christmas Valhalla will go back on sale

The only way to guarantee Valhalla is to die on the field in battle

>>>/@oberonterritory/1202395103320563714
this is fine

>>778597
i couldn't get into DaS3
i only finished it twice
after bloodborne it just felt like an inferior experience in every way

some of the bosses in DaS3 were alright
a big problem is that they sacrificed the original feeling of DaS and put it somewhere between it and Bloodborne in terms of gameplay which ruined it for me
if i wanted fast paced gameplay id do Bloodborne

>>778604
I don't know how I'll go with any of it
which is another reason I'd like to get it all on sale

just play bloodborne and sekiro those are the actual good fromsoft soulsborniro games

then play Nioh because that's pretty good too

>>778606
Wait,
hang on

Are you saying that you're a grown adult man and you still play Computer Games?
That's a little bit embarrassing

>>778608
i'm also making $100/hr get owned

>>>/@maguro468/1202240905702281217
Realizing a lot of the problems with my art through this one image

>die
>put down the controller in frustration
>I wasn't actually dead
>then I did die because I took my hands off the controller

>>778611
neverbsurrender until lose screen

>>778606
bb on pc when?

never sony owns it

>>778588
also there is one stat in Sekiro
health

doesn't really matter that much though the difference is pretty negligible between getting killed in two hits or three with maxed out health haha

yaii
still wonder what the n-number is

>>778616
i don't recognize it from electrical engineering so might just be part number or so from the manufacturer

>>778615
yeah i fuckin love it

>>778618
have you tried that star wars game yet?
i heard the gameplay had some similarities to the sekiro parrying system and was interested in it

>>778617
wish google was still good so i could find about it

>>778619
it also knows how to use vader compared to thst gary stu adventures tgat was FU

>>778619
nah, haven't had a chance
i honestly don't know anything about it

>>>/@smurfdanceparty/1202604894198349824

>>778623
lmao

based phantom thieves

hi it's me
ton

>>778626
This updated
https://mangadex.org/title/43231/is-this-what-a-god-tier-game-means

>>778623
lele got deleted

>>778629
That's a shame

>missed my train stop
Fuck

>>778623
dammit what did i miss

>>778632

>>778633
fucking phantom thieves at it again

>>778631
I hate when this happens
even worse is doing a switch and accidentally getting on the wrong train

finals arent even over but i'm already stressing about how i'll spend my free time

>>778635
wow the duck game speedrunning community has really evolved

>>778636
take a vacation and trip abroad or something

what a terrible idea

i'm just kidding partner i see lots of value in traveling but i really should just be working a bunch during my break to save up some money

that sounds really responsible but also think of the hot brazilians

the hot brazilians aren't thinking of me tho ;_;

>>778633
wow wow

i am a phantom thief

Oh RDR2 is out a lot faster on Steam than I expected.
Maybe it'll be on some kind of sale come the Christmas sale.

it is ridic large tho
I hear 150gb

Good thing I have a single harddrive at 6TB of space.

and good thing it isn't a game with lots of load screens

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59nnzx/salmon-blood-pipe-is-still-spewing-blood-after-nearly-two-years

>>778647
almost as big as CoD MW

>>778650
i would crack a koke but that is actually horrifying

crack open a coke

the secret to making a crying face is adding the tears
this sounds simple
but in truth i have been struggling for hours

how do you draw any lines on a face without making the person automatically look 70 years old

you have to use your lines well.
If the face doesn't have a lot of lines
or the rest of the body is minimal in lines
extra lines on the face makes it look aged
you have to make it match

crack open a skull

>>778657
makes sense yea contrast is key
i should probably also not press down on the paper with four thousand atmospheres

it's amazing what comic inkers can imply with a flick of the wrist

>>778659
Contrast is a good way of putting it.
If you're thinking about it, if you're drawing with pen or pencil on paper, you're really only working with a binary or at best two-dimensional sliding scale of colour.
In real life the lines in your face aren't like a sheer binary from the skintone of your face, they're often a subtle change in colour based on how the light is hitting your face.
Understanding where the lines might be if you had a more diverse set of colours and tones to work with is useful for understanding the three-dimensional shape of the face, but for drawing line-art, Blue's right, you should be pretty minimal with the lines you put down.

in conclusion, feudal japan was a land of contrasts.

>>778661
yeah
skin is hard to render that's for sure
i like reading about how they do tricks like fake sub-surface illumination for healthy looking skin in 3D games

yay the local coffee place re opened after a month
boo they have been replaced by a larger chain of less friendly baristas

>>778664
rip cornerstores
praise be global chains

gets

this is a small cow

>>778667
Touch the cow, do it now.

no

>>778665
for what it's worth
the previous place was also a chain of coffee shops
just a slightly smaller chain lmao

some chains are better
especially if it is a franchise chain rather than a proper chain
since franchisers can put a lot of effort into making their store a lot better than other ones of the same brand

I like one robert's coffee int eh capital for that very reason
they have a quite good staff and good food/coffee

the old chain had a more personable, grungy kinda hipster coffee joint kinda aesthetic
new one is a lil more formal midtown clean whatever

still my fav cafe in the capital is cafe aalot
*aalto

I should go there some day, but it is so expensive
like 1,5-2x prices compared to other places, but the quality - atleast last time I went - is so much better

also since it is in the second store of a bookstore, it is a quite comfy place to go read a book you just bought

>spend few minutes loading a game
>time to spend few minutes to start the battle when game crashed
yaii

also
I just travelled one hour 3 minutes into the past
I am a time travller

does anybody else like the sport battles they can just squirt the water into their throat with

i just played a Ness who could have literally been a flowchart wow

>>778676
those always disturbed me as a kid idk why
i think i associated them with sporty guys not in my in-group at the time
they're good stuff would be way more convenient in bed that's for sure

>>778677
Kek

wiff PK fire
get down air tippered
wiff PK fire
down air
wiff PK fire
down air
dead

>>778678
yes it is very convenient to be able to squirt things into your willing mouth in bed
i know what you mean though
would be a lot harder to spill

>>778681
HMMMMMM

just watched a cloud try to edgeguard me and die for his troubles 3 stocks in a row
i didn't even hit him
his recovery just SUCKS

>>778683
Kek
Serves him right.

>>778683
>going off the stage as cloud
see this is where you fucked up sir

a good cloud does not edgeguard he simply charges limit and wishes he had vertical mobility

god i wish i were playing roy right now -cloud

petition to just make the second part of braver happen every single time without additional input
make it happen nintendo

braver?

braver is cloud's up special
its one of the limits in 7
or maybe im thinking of climhazzard
HMMM
oh yeah braver is fair
up-b is climhazzard!

i think braver is FORWARD. AERIAL

i just edgeguarded a terry
got rum-and-coked quite a few times

how bad are terry's hitboxes? i saw people complaining about them a LOT on youtube

but everyone always says the new guy is OPPP

idk but once you're in his combos i think you're stuck there
maybe pros can SDI out idk???
i don't think his hitboxes are particularly crazy compared to ken or ryuu
altho POWERA GAYZER is a massive building sized hitbox

wait what you can shield buster wolf

>>>/watch?v=w5s5un4OWvA
>>778695
looks like you can SDI out of a few of em at least
>>778696
just parry it 4head

fools keep tryna edge guard marth

FOOLS!!!

>all it takes to SDI is to wiggle your stick towards a certain person

>>778680
PK FIRE

>>778700
yep that's how you smash directional input

who's next
oh no
it's a bayo

>>778676
>>778678
good way to share drinks without having to share the bottle
but yeah, i think they were a thing of the 90s

3 stocked
she was really weird, just charging smashes and skulking slowly at me in her foot guns

>>778705
foot fetish man too horny to play

based on pic
pancakes
or dyes?

>>778707
Dyes

and you call yourself american

there goes the streak
butt blasted by a zero suit

>be settra
>instead of riding a giant cat
>he goes to ride a chariot

just cheesed tf out of a palu
how did that even work

but here he is on a cat still

im calling the cops

>>778714
haha ooof

terry's special move where he summons 3 bowser sized hitboxes

buster wolf looks very strange

i guess if you get hit by the outside of it in doubles or something it might deal some extra damage but if you get hit by the first part you should only ever get the damage from the main red hitbox

just got cheesed by a link
pls
why were we made to suffer

>>778718
yea it must be for more than 1v1s
maybe there are some situations where the enemy can fall out like incineroar's command grab too idk??

>>778719
>>>/@janrelaPS4/931011518480629760

just got memed by a ness
we losing streak now

man i had some juicy botw clips
>>>/@janrelaPS4/927038639913054208
i should replay it
>>778722
get flowcharted on

>>778721
naisu
i miss that game
maybe i'll play a bit
really tho i should pick up my disco elysium
i hmm
>>778723
plateau was the best
low heart zelda is best zelda

>>>/@janrelaPS4/931111879245627392
all of my clips are either me owning myself, getting owned, or killing bosses in 1 spin

gotta love tumbling all the way down the mountain
im gonna have so much Fun playing death stranding on pc

>>778724
disco elysium looks awesome
stream it!
>>778726
it's like breath of the wild except you lose all the shit you're carrying and it all fucking goes all over the place and blows up and you want to die

I need a new name

Gopher

no

>>778728
Zdzisław

Azerbangjan

I will combine those

>>778731
how do you pronounce this name

Zdizslawazerbangjan

>>778734
[ˈzd͡ʑiswaf bɛkˈɕiɲskʲi]

>>778736
I really like that artist.
I'm pissed at how he died.

wow thank very useful

>>778738
Ask someone polish.
Do you want me to ask one of my polish friends?

>>778738
>>>/watch?v=f_0ShKfp2m8
here's an actual pronunciation
it's more like zuh-djis-waf

zid sy swaf bek (tongue click) eingineskis

>>778740
Sounds more like zuh-djis-wav to me

zdxx
jisjxzwxf

I should probably know how to pronounce tat by now, considering how much one of my friends talks about him

>>778737
how did he die?

>>778742
yeah probably closer to a soft v in english than f

also there's a bit of a sz at the start i suppose

>>778745
The son of one of his caretakers (like a nurse or something who visited him)
Killed him because he refused to loan him $100.

>>778747
stabbed him 14 times too

>>778749
Yeah forgot that
He's an amazing artist.
Anyone who isn't familiar with his work should llolook him up.
Speaking of which, I might get a book on him a a present for my friend.

get me a print as a present too

>>778748
wow did you spoiler your own pikachu

i'm watching this stream where a guy named jerma hosted twitch plays carnival games
they had little robots the twitch chat could control the angle and power of the launching of rings and balls and stuff for the games
its pretty hilarious

Nice
I love stuff like that

>>>/watch?v=OoVXE8Q0BEk
i missed the stream itself but it's great anyways
they picked an awful day to do it, it's so damn windy haha

>>778752
his fuckin thighs my god
thunder god

>>778756

THUNDER THIGHS

>>778756
>his
Did you just assume xer gender?

i thought pikachu in smash was a girl

speaking of
why are the starter pokemons like
90/10 or something male/female ratios?
or maybe that is why they are so rare?

eevee also has that

did you know pikachu libre is a girl?
you can tell by the xzdxxadzczczcz

do not search pikachu libre girl on google images

doesnt girl pikachu have heart tail

>>778763
Don't tell me what to do.

I regret doing this but not as much as I expected to.

Dear diary,

Today my regrets went better than expected!

im tryin to write a tile based something or other but dammit my attention span is shot

>>778766
>>778765
i told you bro
>>778764
she does now

>>778768
tile based office roguelike
objectives such as fix the printer
fetch coffee
scan your ass

noooooo

i write code to escape the office environment not replicate it!

>>778772
come on a game where you have to goof around at the office as much as possible without getting fired would be dope

it could even be a survival horror office sim
except without good writing and story like yuppie psycho

damn i got 2-1'd by a roy
>>778773
it sounds like something i would have written a few years ago tbh
i feel like i would want to do something psychedelic or weird these days tho

>>778774
kindergarden but office version?

blessed post

>>778775
tile based art collage game with images cut and pasted from google images

the game is so weird with autoresolve oddsat times
this is a one sided butchery

>>778778
oh god! i will strive for BABA IS YOU level pixel art

i wanna play that game

>>778780
ngl i thought that game looked really charming

>>778778
https://vimeo.com/290063844

it's a great puzzle game
very charming

except when the difficulty suddenly spikes and you enter BABA IS HELL

also it told me that "love is you"
thank you baba is you

>>778785
YYou should definitely do a roguelike though.

i did a mod of nethack once way back when
very modest good times

>>778788
NOICE

I should play that again.

i hear they released a new version

>>778783
oh god this is awesome

>>778791
Yeah last year I think
It ruined one of my dumb strategies that worked way better than it should've.

>>778792
i read collage as college and was like "wait this exists

heh they nerfed the shit out of elbereth i bet

>>778795
No
They changed the spawn rates for shit from dipping into fountains
I was really lucky about getting wishes from stuff from the fountain

oh man. drinking and dipping into fountains was something i did too
it's been so long

thought you were talking about college for a second and not nethack
>>778794
i mean the game does kinda have a weird art collage style just without the collage part

reading the reviews apparently the 'neural network instructor' doesn't actually care what you draw
just like real art school

So I assume when you say tile based, you mean discrete movement, or am I wrong?

idk im just talkin about it mostly and lookin at the entity component system trying to figure out how it ticks

for any modern game i would hope the player character is not strictly locked to tiles

Necrodancer

yea
there are lots of games that do (like baba!) but man idk discrete is hard to deal with for me unless it's entirely turn based

I love turned based
Well, active time battle system a la Chrono Trigger is fine too.

i am sooo bad at necrodancer rip
idk why i can't figure out how to make my muscle memory compute the different enemies

i think the only time i don't mind discrete is in jrpgs
if you don't need to move around a lot or it's a puzzle game it's fine too i guess
even old action rpgs like secret of mana had free movement

yes
>60:40 odds

ok one more attempt at marthing

down plus a is a spike up b to the stage quick marths

every day roy's on the block
neutral b

oh god
i got
FORWARD AERIALed

I haven';t actually looked at it but maybe try that one dog game

dog game?

it's by this amazing person >>>/@WritNelson/1155143040098557953
time to find the actual game
ah it's behind patreeon
>>>/@WritNelson/1191796352650555392

but Xalavier just makes games that make me go 'huh'
followed by many ellipses
and much approval

ok i got mario back
phew

>>778814
awww
I would like to purchase 1 dog airport ride please sir

>>778814
If you ever come to Chicago again we shoukd go to the arcafe together.
The biggest arcade in the US is here.

>>778814
what in the world

oh hey they did hypnospace outlaw?

>>>/@WritNelson/1202401727003156482
this guy is fucking funny

remove colliders
they are limiting us as intellectuals

oh thank god
collision is a bitch

>>778820
yes, they're Hypnospace Outlaw

oh no perverts are phasing thru the walls

remove all render targets

>>>/@Gamedev_Rose/1202443158384021505
kirara pls

>>778823
>>>/@WritNelson/1202407471048011776
lol

lmao
so true

>>778826x
hahaha

so uh
egyptian skeleton pharaoh
on the right bottom
fighting a zombie giant lobster

Hi hey hello
What's shaking?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
PANEL LAYOUTS

drawing cpmics?

>>>/@shirakamifubuki/1194503392992739329

no no no no no back up
watch THIS instead
>>>/@blacky__sao/1194540253081587713

>>778832
Not too much, taking it easy.

>>778835
yes

>>778837
need her to do the pizza pasta song tbh

>>778839
will you share end result?

>>778841
I don't wanna but I will.
I should have made something less dramatic.

>>778842
>>778843
https://isekai.app/en/

lol you have to pay for English

hahaha you have to pay for basic conversation too
MONTHLY

>>778845
Yeah I saw

>>778846
Yup

>>778846
Also the subtitles seem to not work for a lot of people too.
I might just use it for the alarm clock.

this is so cheesy. how dare my imagination make me write this

the way she can say my name no matter what i set it as is very impressive to me

hold the fuck up I can have megumin with me at all times this is the best futur
e

e

at the end of timer she shouts EXPLOOOOOSION

what a time to be alive

this reads like a very bad breakup. who thought of this
who is responsible
>me
fuck
i hate it
i want to work on page two already

>>778855
hire someone to wrote the plot for you

absolutely not

the only cheese I will approve of is mine

blue cheese

Yeah but would you let a crow girl sit on your face?

no

i'd have to see her before I could give you an honest answer but the chances are extremely low

is it specifically the one that gets called a crow but is actually a raven

>>778863
Ravens are corvids

while it isn't particularly as painful, facesitting goes in the same box as biting.
she can sit on my chest though

>>>/@rklueber28/1202722185690914817
holy shit

>>778864
what did he mean by this

>>778867
Ravens are basically just crows

"Hell Raven" sounds like a thousand times better than "Hell Crow" on a resume.

"Hell Retard"

>>778870
did you get onto /moe/ at this exact moment just to throw shade at me

ive been here half checking while raiding

I have no idea what Alcremie form to pick
>>778872
sneaky

Pick all of them.

catch 'em all

>>778866
prisons full, solution shoot everyone

>>778876
they purposefully killed a hostage

but why?

because they're cops and legally if a cop kills a hostage, the person that had that hostage is the one who is considered the murderer
cop has no consequences

messed uo
reminder how here we have investifation into every firearm use
ridiculous, but prevents misuse

also florida supreme court recently ruled that cops have no obligation to protect anyone that they are not detaining

>>778881
to serve and shoot

has there been some new k-on content recently?

no but it got added to netflix

hmm might explain it
also i think it is 10yo old now
the anime

I joined a raid earlier today and now I have a completely perfect ditto
x

lots if mios in past few weeks

>>778884
remember when K-on was on Disney Channel Japan

remember when video game streamers on justin tv would stream k-on because they were fuckin' weebas

remember when k-on was watchable
i dont

>>778889
Remember justin tv?

>>778891
yeah
x

X?

So I'm gonna use the megumin app's alarm feature and see how it is.
IIlIllI'll lprobably uninstall it.
After that I mean.

>>778889
now it's all about the feebas

>>778895
I highly recommend catching the overworld milotic spawn and not fishing for a 1% spawn

okay, i figured out how CSPs paneling works.
now I have to just fit text
which i'll do when i wake up
should be able to submit tonight.

>>778897
Ganbatte

>>>/@mori_no_kaeru/1202750971106877440

>>778900
Nice

I upgraded all my gear and went back to fight Gwyn
He still killed me
but it felt much more like a Gentlemen's duel than a brutal dicking
Got him down to 1/3 life
I reckon I'll have it in a couple more tries

anime >>778906 →

>>778905
You just need to perfect your SKILL

>>>/@mxfellner/1202479247148933122

only one more workday left
time to kill some time till it's over

But justice never sleeps

>>>/@FabulousWeird/1136186303228383232

>>>/@ohfIux/1202133331296608256

This year sure did take its sweet time.

this year came and went

huh, have not seen that feature before

Not gonna lie, this Spotify 2019 shit is bringing me back to when I used to main this site, fun times.

I have barely used Spotify at all, let alone a decade

I had spotify included in my phone plan and didn't even realise it

morning

Ohayo gozaimasu

I guess I should go to bed soon

there's so much stuff in minecraft now it's overwhelming

I stood upon the balcony with my brand-new bride

damn, minecraft is still the most-viewed game on youtube
what's new in that world? it's been so long since i played

I can't even remember when I stopped playing
T

Ohio!

Is this Dark Souls?
>>>/@FabulousWeird/1201258525311295488

>>779034
wow wow

Bow Wow

>>779031
some folk made middle-earth

time to install
DOOOOOM

das coo

summon crab

>>>/@kraftmacncheese/1202982045007450116
i can not

The brand Twitters are kind of getting out of control.

>>779040
That's really funny.

>>779042
do your duty

>>779043
brand presence in social media has been out of control for years
especially on Twitter and YouTube

>>779042
>>>/@brandonrchinn/1202995483775356929

>tfw your overheated phone is at 9% battery from downloading DOOOOOM

17/60
wouldn't take that long, but the fact I need to keep fucking cooling off breaks for an hour or two after few hours of dl
does add to it

>>779047
wew

I have to assume this place is bougie as hell just on the virtue of there being peacocks everywhere
as opposed to the woman who had a random peacock turn up in her yard and now it's her pet

>>779052 →
>>779052 →
>>779052 →