I'm having a hard point finding the Goldilocks spot for body temperature right now. I throw on a layer or two and I'm ridiculously warm, but if I don't have them on my body gets kinda cool. Makes me wonder if I'm a bit sick or something.
I had some of their chicken earlier today. It's okay. Pretty unremarkable I'd say.
Kirara 🍄🤡
they've got the best fast food chicken and their biscuits are amazing idk if a canadian could ever truly appreciate it though tbh
Anno
The best fast food chicken I've ever had is Canadian A&W's. You've got to get yourself up here some time so you can see what I mean. It'll be LEGIONS beyond what the american company does.
Anno
Well honestly the best fast food chicken I've had is Swiss Chalet but they're rotisserie chicken and while they're pretty fast I dunno if they'd be considered fast food fast. It's some ridiculously good chicken though.
i told a client "hey, come downstairs, we need you to test" and another client went "oh, matt. you're so scientific." what the hell lol this client is so weird
earlier she randomly told another client she had great boobs, so I told her that was an inappropriate comment, and she was like "what? i'm complimenting her" lol
Anno
Seems like a bit of no-filter. The people that try to be forced-random usually end up aware enough to not tempt sexual harrassment.
>>779100 Haha, in private, yeah. Not in a group therapy session with men. It was extremely inappropriate and disrespectful to the client she was complimenting.
>>779120 Yesterday, I was running a group, and a client was talking about how she almost killed herself the night prior. Her girlfriend was a bitch about it and she broke up with her.
This breast-commenting client was like "i will hook you up with this peurto rican girl i know around here she's honestly so sexy she's like a goddess" She's really inappropriate, haha.
FormerRei@mobile
>>779117 I know you mean sweater when you say that, but in American English a jumper is sleeveless dress like thing
>>779123 Yeah. This client is so fucking stupid. I love it. She is one of the dumbest people I have ever met and it's exciting. She's got no filter and so much to learn. She's like a child. A complete idiot.
>>779132 Oh, they'd probably be happy that I talk about them so endearingly. I really do love them.
One of my favorites is leaving on Monday to go to cancer treatment in Tampa. I'm really worried about him but we're gonna communicate regularly while he's there. He's one of the best guys I know.
he also clockwork orange'd himself with beer he can't drink beer anymore even thinking about beer foam makes him gag it's the weirdest thing
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
I didn't know that actually worked outside of fiction
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Some people must really want superpowers
Maria
He's building up pressure If you had One shot Would you seize it or let it go
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>779150 huh aversion therapy has been a thing for decades clockwork orange is a critical examination of it they use it with pedophiles in some places, using electricity instead of nausea inducing drugs
FormerRei@mobile
>>779153 Is that used at all in addiction treatment?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
a dick shunned treatment
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>779154 antabuse i guess but that's not really commonly used aversion therapy is extremely unethical and only the most horrible of human beings would actually use it
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>779153 Wow. That's wild I knew aversion therapy was a thing but i didn't know it went to those lengths irl
>Every driver signs up knowing that each delivery may be their last [Citation needed]
I mean while the finite nature of everything does TECHNICALLY mean that yes, there will always be a last delivery, I don't think it's really something on the conscious of the drivers.
they did thank the cops though, that was real and even still up followed by a post actually acknowledging the driver once they found out they were in the shit
JaPAN
my sobriety didn't last long haha >>779223 aren't they doing a gofundme for that driver who got slain now why not just pay his family ups is loaded
Koi
>Every driver signs up knowing that each delivery may be their last BITCH WHAT
>>779231 i assume so but people are trying to say it's real a lot
Koi
The real statement was bad enough.
Anno
the very least they could do would take it down
JaPAN
>>779233 just imagine how much more worse it can get
JaPAN
police here shoot sooner than soldiers at war open fire isn't it incredible
Anno
I checked their Twitter, since I assumed that's where the @ in the screenshot came from. They do have two statements out regarding the shooting but not the one up above. So yeah either they backtracked FAST or it's just fake.
JaPAN
it's probably just fake it's too hellworld to be non fiction companies at least try to pretend they care about human life in reality
Anno
it's way too on the nose "we stand by our decision to do package recovery over medical assistance"
the fact that we've come to the point where people can see that kind of shit and think "yeah, that sounds about right" says something idk what though im dumb
Anno
might take some of those painkillers I was prescribed
I don't know American stuff all that well and I read of a Harris County Jail and almost for a second there I was thinking of kamala harris would not surprise me >>779242 will be cautious, I don't wann barf
Anno
plus it's codeine+ paracetamol I'm generally wary of those two
>>779244 in that case you'd probably get sick from the acetaminophen/paracetamol before you get sick from the codeine codeine's the weakest opiate in the chain of chems derived from opium don't take more than 3000-4000mg acetaminophen/paracetamol in a day or it will seriously fuck your liver up even just taking the maximum dose for a while can kill you acetaminophen is really fucking bad for you that's why it's available over the counter
the codeine however won't do anything bad unless you take enough of it to cause respiratory depression or passing out and choking on your vomit per normal analgesic overdose casualties. but since codeine is so weak, you'd die from acute liver failure from acetaminophen poisoning long before you got high enough to pass out and choke to death.
Acute liver failure is caused by extreme liver necrosis which high doses of acetaminophen, alcohol abuse, cocaine abuse, niacin poisoning, and many other things can cause. In the case you took enough to cause it to kill your liver you wouldn't even know for a few days until your liver finally shuts down from the progression of liver tissue death after the lethal dose. Then as your liver has failed, your body would be unable to clear toxins from various sources out of itself and your blood, and you would experience an extremely painful death over a couple days as your organs shut down one by one. So don't take acetaminophen that shit is gay.
Anno
>>779245 oh yeah, I've heard about the slippery slope to paracetamol liver failure
>>779248 They add it into some prescription painkiller drugs as a fairly weak adjuvant to increase the effects of other chemicals but mainly as a way to deter people from abusing it since people usually know it can kill you. Some still do it anyways for whatever reason, but usually opiate abusers die from overdose and aspirating their own stomach acid or vomit and suffocating. >>779250 It's a vitamin they add to a lot of shit, especially to energy supplements.
Too much B3 can cause liver necrosis and eventual failure. The stories you may have heard of people dying from drinking a shit ton of energy drinks are due to this, the Niacin builds up in their system from consuming 200%-300% of the normal amount 5+ times a day. It's generally a harmless vitamin but if you get sufficient amounts of it every day for a long enough period of time it can begin to kill your liver trying to keep up with metabolizing and disposing of so much of it.
it's not that I don't care it's just I'm just not sure how to expand upon it other than wondering if you've considered working pharmacy I feel like I've read vitamin b3 somewhere while looking at those foul monster drinks and maybe seen it in a case of fatality, but all those reports seem to focus solely on the caffeine aspect
you could just say "shut the fuck up nerd" i thought about working in a pharmacy or something but never did anything about it just like everything else i am interested in monster energy and red bull and a bunch of other energy drinks and supplements have copious amounts of B vitamins of which B3 is the most hepatotoxic. caffeine by itself isn't really bad, although it can be dangerous for people with arhythmic hearts, high blood pressure, due to the stimulant effect. it is extremely safe for most people even in incredibly high doses, it will never kill you from caffeine poisoning unless you are consuming raw and pure caffeine powder. though it raises the risk of cardiac arrest and stroke if you're predispositioned for them. more heinously, caffeine can exacerbate the process of liver necrosis, which can be caused by the ingredients in the aforementioned drinks. that is probably why there are those fringe cases of people drinking energy drinks and dying and not any from mere vitamin supplement overuse. there was one guy from australia I think who died from pure caffeine overdose, but he was putting caffeine powder in a shake mistaking it for protein powder, and it's pretty much impossible to ingest 30 grams worth of caffeine from normal sources.
Anno
>>779254 I try not to be rude when I can how are you enjoying the online so far >but he was putting caffeine powder in a shake mistaking it for protein powder, and it's pretty much impossible to ingest 30 grams worth of caffeine from normal sources. holy fug
yeah he was drunk and wanted to make a protein shake to help him sober up and he put some caffeine isolate powder he had gotten a while ago instead of protein powder in there the last thing he said before they found him dead in his bathroom was in a chat to his friends "this shake tastes bad"
Anno
the new cod wasn't it? or are you playing something else now
oh yeah that is fun the online is really nice there's tons of gamemodes now and they keep releasing free maps and stuff too and there's even crossplay between platforms so it's really easy to find any kind of game
>>779259 yeah i was able to play with a friend of mine i used to play CoD with a lot even though he has it on the xbox and i bought it for PC he said he turned off crossplay because he didn't want to get stomped by pc players but it seems somewhat balanced console players get better recoil control on target and pc players get the possibility to be much more aware and look around faster i've killed a bunch of people just because i heard them directly behind me and immediately did a 180 and shot them and that's kind of hard with a joystick for example but i've also lost control of my recoil and died in a firefight against a console player because they had the aim assist keeping them on target too
it works well i think mainly because CoD isn't all about aim and performance strictly it's much more important to have good positioning and situational awareness or adaptation since killing people is so easy so the difference between console plebs and pc players isn't quite as huge as with CS:GO for example
>>779268 Probably not, all fresh food is delivered in packaging to prevent contamination! If it isn't some kind of buffet deal where they need to keep putting tons of stuff out they usually leave it in the butcher/fishery packaging until it's thawed.
If it's fresh then why is it frozen I thought that it stops counting as fresh if it was frozen My only evidence for this is watching a lot of Kitchen Nightmares episodes where Ramsey shouts at a chef for calling frozen fish fresh fish
>>779270\ Fun fact: Unless it's butchered and chilled then cooked the same fucking day, it's not fresh fucking food. Restaurants almost always either freeze exotic imported foods even if they are technically 'fresh' and were caught one or two days before serving because it's safer. Only locally sourced meat can be chilled and served later safely. There are places you can eat that offer actually fresh food, but the colloquialism of "Fresh not frozen" generally means they don't freeze their product for weeks before thawing and cooking.
The important point is that we don't know for sure that it was wrapped in packaging! My guy followed orders to the letter and is thus innocent. Deserves a payrise even.
>>779271 >for weeks How long could a fish be frozen for before you'd not be willing to eat it
>>779274 >6-7 months in the freezer I know it's technically safe but boy I'd really rather not
Anno
>>779271 Would be more accurate to say "Frozen not deep freeze'd"
>>779272 It depends on the fish, though fish in general start tasting bad pretty quickly compared to how long you can freeze other meat. Smaller fish like tilapia or shrimp or lobster etc not longer than 2-3 months in controlled freeze. Larger fish like salmon and catfish and bass maybe 4 months tops. But it's better to just get some fresh fish in any case.
Other meats like Deer and Elk can last 6-7 months in the freezer without losing much flavor. Wild hog lasts a similar length. Game bird such as quail lasts a much shorter time, maybe 1.5-2 months max. Game bird is a bit iffy in taste though. >>779272 I'm not speaking of safety, I'm speaking of how long it can be frozen and still come out and get cooked and taste good. You can freeze pretty much anything for years. But it's going to taste fucking weird and bad, even though there's no bacteria grown in it, because the frozen ice crystals damage the molecular structure of the meat and therefore the flavor.
>>779273 Not even, they just mean they don't deep freeze their product once it gets to them. Or rather, they don't freeze it. It arrives chilled and thawed, is cooked and thawed, and don't question where it came from or how old it is or any of that shit. If meat's kept well enough and doesn't experience more than one freeze and thaw period, it can taste pretty close to fresh. Many fast food places receive and freeze their product but it doesn't really make a difference if they receive chilled or frozen product and proceed to either chill or freeze it, the distributor has likely already received the cuts frozen from the butchery that received the carcasses in the first place. Then they process the cuts into patties or other product and refreeze or chill and send it out. It's basically impossible to have something that has never been frozen that isn't locally sourced.
Which is why you should just hunt your own meat. It's pretty cheap you know. Even with a butcher's fee of $100-$150 to cut and process a large elk it only cost me $1.30 per pound of meat last year. Might be a bit expensive depending on where you live but it's definitely the cheapest source of meat here.
I hope to go with my dad and cousin and get a good one this year too.
JaPAN
how come nobody talks about the Danish controlling the transatlantic slave trade though
JaPAN
all these cunts with their white guilt when my ancestors did much worse to much more people ayy lmao
Maria
>>779279 Because America is big and Americans like talking about America so you get to hear about all the shit Americans did Meanwhile I can talk as much shit as I want because people don't know about stuff like the black line in Tasmania where all the whities just formed a big genocide line and walked from one side of the island to the other
>>779282 No Dark Souls 2 is bad Go play Bloodborne if you have access to a ps4 Or Sekiro that's a pretty great game even if it isn't really a Souls game I spent $5 on DaS2 and I regret it. It was made by a bunch of interns who didn't understand the reasons why DaS1 was so good. Movement is clunkier and the enemy layout doesn't mesh well with the combat at all. It also looks kinda ugly since the lighting system got taken out at the last minute. Now the real redpill here is to go play Armored Core but I digress
>>779281 but the American slave market only existed cause the Danish slave trade was fucking massive emancipation straight up didn't happen there until slave trade was no longer possible 50 some years after us emancipation why is this country so mega bad acknowledging contemporary history >>779282 dark souls 2 is a bad fucking game. >>779285 dark souls 3 is ok but you'd be better off playing bloodborne or sekiro both do things das3 tried and failed at much, much better.
>>779285 haven't played it Heard it's alright I think Demons Souls can be emulated now
Maria
>>779284 I mean when does anyone ever talk about Danish history in general I didn't even know that Danish people = Netherlands people for yeard
JaPAN
demon's souls is honestly broken as fuck is like dark souls but fucked up progression and even more broken i used to have a DaS twink to invade 2-1, 2-2, 1-2, 3-1, 4-1 etc all low sl zones
she regenerated 19 health per second and i punched people to death unless they summoned help then i obliterated them with my maxed +15 mirdan hammer because fromsoft couldn't into balance
>>779295 it's not illegal unless you get caught bitch
it's funny you think mhw is clunky it's actually the most fluent and freeform MH had ever been series was always half fighting the controls and half fighting the monsters
mhw is a huge convenience step y step up for the series haha >>779296 I'm not cute take it back unless you wanna cuddle
>>779298 i respect it it's definitely worth full retail though even disregarding that I've bought every from software game at least once and most several times if I didn't love every single thing from them to death I'd be wary too
Dark Souls is pretty good but like They can make more than one type of game We could have swapped out DaS Two and Three for a new IP or another mecha title and no one would have really missed them
>>779311 I didn't think Dark Souls was fun because it was hard I thought it was fun because it's a really well thought out and immersive world with lots of interconnected routes. >once you know how to play a lot of the fun is gone But surely the first play through is fun then while everything is still new and dangerous It's fun as a new player because you have to exercise caution and think how an actual adventurer would think
Kirara 🍄🤡
dark souls' fun comes from it being challenging but it isn't challenging once you know how to play a lot of the fun is gone imo
Kirara 🍄🤡
i think it was very good at making me want to play more but i dont remember having fun playing it was an interesting game and world, i just didn't enjoy it
Bloodborne was really exciting and Sekiro is one of the most fun games I've ever played but dark souls 1 was just me throwing myself at it over and over without having much fun. it didn't feel rewarding to win
>>779309 dark souls was really good with the fresh game design it's just the standard now everyone calls on bb and sekiro are the real masterpieces to come from that refinery
Kirara 🍄🤡
yeah agreed
dark souls was designed fantastically but i didn't think it was fun
JaPAN
>>779312 dark souls was cool when i bought it in 2011 because i had friends to discuss how retard bullshit it was and overcome it together as someone late to that party you only get retard bullshit
Kirara 🍄🤡
dark souls spasmed on the floor so sekiro could rum
Kirara 🍄🤡
run
JaPAN
>>779317 des spasmed das crawled bb learned to walk sekiro broke into a Sprint
Aw it's anisong matrix day over at MOGRA and I've got to leave for work in like half an hour.
Koi
... here I was thinking "hell yeah, I can sleep
Anno
Just fall asleep to MOGRA. I've done it before.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>779363 your art is improving a lot it's nice to see you drawing again
FormerRei@mobile
Ohio
Koi
>>779367 I did a lot of acceptable cheating But I really did push myself to do something better than I usually put out While I didn't really get the crying face the way I wanted it, page 2 is really great I feel great looking at it. KOKORO IS SO CUTE I AM SO GLAD I FINISHED THIS
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>779369 cheating is just you learning gotta learn somehow
ToN
>>779342 does she go to middlesex college because she’s middle aged and wants to have sex
If Marsh finishes Sekiro before I even do, this is like a fucking 6 month overdue play, then I guess I really do suck ASS at video games, jk fucking True Monk is some dumb shit after patches
Look after the hell that was Owl I wanted something easier buuuuuuuuuuuutttt nooooooooooooo you get to be thrown off the bridge when you're close everytime you nerdass
Kirara 🍄🤡
Monk is a pretty simple fight to do legit and one of the more fun ones, too. Once you understand Monk's rhythm of attacking, it becomes much easier to handle quickly.
I still haven't finished reading the really awesome Metal Slug book my friend got me for my birthday. Metal Slug is such a good game series, I highly recommend it to anyone who likes run and guns.
FormerRei@mobile
For all you nerds with PS4s, Metal Slug 3 is currently on sale for $4.49. https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP0576-CUSA02048_00-METALSLUG3000000 If you get it I could occasionally play co-op with you when my friend whose ps4 I use gets PlayStation plus again.
A character whose weapons are her hair drills would be quite amusing well one game did have such, but they used hair overall as a weapon though not just drills
>>779426 though the paneling is bit weird with the left side being higher, despite knowing it is right to left, it makes me want to read it left to right
is this better This never wouldve happened if I wasn't choking on all the sugar the text gave me >I wrote this
Anno
You just got to remember how fucked up the character who's saying those lines really is and all of a sudden it's less cheese and instead "Oh yeah that's kind of depressing".
>>779448 better but the even line between the two panels bothers me since all the other panels are more abstract instead of uniform >>779452 ah i didn't know the panels weren't hand drawn
that's really weird haha could you change the shape of the panels to emphasize the right one without moving it?
Koi
That's not easily fixable tbh for some reason the panel adjusting thing is... it's just really weird in CSP. I should have just drawn the lines myself. essentially they're like box objects that you can adjust. And for some reason, the one on the left moves independently (good) but the one on the right does not (bad). When I raise the one on the right, both boxes move.
Koi
>>779451 I should have. I don't think I used any of special features that panel layers give me but the lines are nice and straight and uniform so that's cool
if you want to go artist well full artist autism with the panels I'd suggest something like this
Anno
Have you read Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud, Blue? It really goes into a good analysis of panelling and how to use it to its best effectiveness.
Koi
>>779464 I have passed by it multiple times but never grabbed it.
>>779463 I got it Although, does it make the text in the corner feel weird? I guess it's because it's not a straight line underneat h it anymore but making the text slant doesn't make it better at all
!C0.PerkELE
i am more disturbed by you having a white layer beneatht he text cutting some of the koishi away
archaon th chosen of the people is a fucking beast at lvl 3 you can just toss him at an enemy army and he butchers through them and has time to kill the enemy lord too >>779474 that works
Mine is a weird mix of the Canadian alt ... rock? Pop? stuff that I started out on, mixed in with some of the kinda synth/experimental stuff Spotify started throwing at me, and the occasional thing out of their Deep Listening playlist. It's neat to have a diversity but it's not good for zoning in to.
Anno
I'm a little surprised MAN WITH A MISSION didn't make it on since I kinda did a dive on them the couple days before their live concert earlier in October.
My top 10: Dance of the Dream Man - Angelo Badalamenti Gotta Get Up - Harry Nilsson Walk in the Wild Land - ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION Fare Thee Well - Oscar Isaac Elevate - from Spiderverse Devil Trigger Poison the Well - Modest Mouse Kiss Me - Carole & Tuesday Paper Thin Walls - Modest Mouse 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
>>779504 Eyes On The Prize - Arkells Blood Bank - Bon Iver Blood Bank - The Mountain Goats California, I Love That Name - Stars Fluorescent Light - Stars Dead Hearts - Stars And Then Some - Arkells Pretty Respectable - Mounties John The Revelator - Whitehorse Summer In July - Yukon Blonde
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>779498 holy shit!!!!!!!!!! it's gonna show near meeeeeeeee
!PAN/yhxnGc
More Than A Feeling - Boston Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel Paint It, Black - The Rolling Stones Old Time Rock & Roll - Bob Seger Layla - Derek & The Dominos Reptilia - The Strokes Zero - Imagine Dragons Boomerang - Imagine Dragons Hotel California - Eagles Aint No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye, Tammi Terrell
Top Songs 2019 1. Rude Buster - Toby Fox 2. Field of Hope and Dreams - Toby Fox
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
What's it like to listen to good music?
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
Feels Good Mnanu
Kirara 🍄🤡
bone from concentrate
rook
isn't that just bone broth?
FormerRei@mobile
Bone juice
rook
help me doc i got too much juice in my bones
Kirara 🍄🤡
do you ever think about how wet your bones are slimy bones
JaPAN
i did and learned bones are like 30% water also learned the difference between bones in your body and something like an animal's antlers is bones have less metal more calcium in the bone compound and are wet while antlers are not
we killed a tentacle monster and then I ate part of it.
FormerRei@mobile
>>779577 I've been discouraged from eating the remains of major foes. Apparently if I had eaten one of them I would've been the next bbeg. Specifically the heart of an undead dragon. So it would've been dragon jerky
https://colab.research.google.com/github/nickwalton/AIDungeon/blob/master/AIDungeon_2.ipynb#scrollTo=YjArwbWh6XwN have you guys seen this? it's down now though so you might have to wait a bit to see it in action
ai dungeon is pretty cool it's crwzy that the creator has been paying thousands per day in hosting costs just so google colabs can repeatedly download the AI brain over and over like fuck what id a cache
Anno
>>779616 it's an ai that generates a text based adventure
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
you need like a fuckton of GPU RAM to play it tho cuz it runs off that state of the art google brain dump trained on the internet
>>779640 We got in a discussion about adultery somehow and then he offhandedly mentioned that "it was never one of the commandments I had ever expected myself to break" and we pushed him for more info. He didn't fully admit to the guy watching but based on his reaction I'm pretty sure that happened.
id like to go to another planet to see if maybe i will have more fun there but i didn't unlock any shortcuts to where i am and there's no fast travel so i would almost rather just quit
rook
my roommate has been playing it from what I can tell the force powers make combat more fun but generally the enemy variety is pretty bad
Kirara 🍄🤡
idk i only have one force power lol and my attacks consist of X combo and hitting ∆ once sometimes
rook
you'll get more moves from the SPHERE GRID while meditating from what I've seen of it, it's like a watered down sekiro probably gets fun sometimes but overall it's only a great game for someone who's really into star wars
but also I haven't played it so this opinion isn't worth much
Kirara 🍄🤡
sometimes the enemies move around without moving their feet haha the game seems kind of rushed
when i started it it seemed good because i could slice through a stormtrooper pretty easily but then there are insects that are harder to kill than stormtroopers? and enemies without armor that are more resistant to lightsabers than stormtrooper armor?? it's weird i am gonna put the difficulty down one and see if that's more bearable
Anno
Have you been playing on the hardest difficulty? I heard it's really poorly balanced at that level.
Maybe a good night's sleep in the blanket fort was exactly what I needed
Anno
That guy's kind of one of the earlier small walls of the game. Though he's also pretty much optional so you could have just bypassed him and came back when you were stronger hah hah
>>779705 I wouldn't say I hate my work. I have a love-hate relationship with it, as I think most people do with high stress jobs. I think I hate work though, I'd like to be a NEET but I'd also hate to be a NEET.
I don't think I could ever be a NEET. I never have been one for more than a month or so.
I really like my job, though. Even though I have to do things like help clients get through suicidal thoughts on the weekend while I'm trying to watch anime, or when I snake drains at work, etc. I dunno, I just like what I do.
Anno
NEETdom is an imperfect classification of the non-work lifestyle too though. Like a freelancer isn't really employed, training by the technical definition, and same by employment. But they're still doing work, right? Same with stuff like being a non-employed independent worker, like an author or unemployed artist.
Kirara 🍄🤡
freelancers are technically self-employed contractors
>>779744 It's a joke gift. Although actually the way dice *most polyhedral dice are made they can have tendencies to roll more towards specific numbers. Due to the tumbling process used to round the edges.
Why is that banana so expensive? because it's art?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
yes
JaPAN
>>779750 the banana isn't art, the concept is art. they can just replace the banana, they do when it gets old. the people that bought the "art" paid $120,000 for a certificate of authenticity saying that they own a part of the idea of taping a banana to a wall and calling it art. thus they can duct tape their own banana and legitimately say it's fine art from a famous artist complete with certificate for the installation.
the work is called "Comedian." he's taking the piss out of art snobs and they're clamoring to get ripped off while he calls modern art a joke.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chanSearch [iqdb](♫, 2m45s, 3.8 MB, 640x480, Modern Art.webm)JaPAN
>>779752 this is why the guy who ate the banana didn't get in trouble also it's just a banana the artist behind "Comedian" said it was great art >>779755 he literally did call it performance art and they're considering it actual performance art too haha he called it "hungry artist"
>>779752 Eating the banana may also be called art!
JaPAN
there are also some tinfoil hatters saying this is some kind of money laundering scheme but that's silly there's easier ways to launder money that don't attract international attention maurizio cattelan has done this kind of bullshit for a long time too
they ended up having to take the banana down before the end of the art basel fair in Miami because the banana was causing too much ruckus and the crowds around the banana were becoming a disturbance
thus ends the legend of art banana
Anno
Performance art is honestly the most interesting of modern art. There's so much weird shit that can be done out of it.
>>779752 >>779754 Reminds me how both the Pipe and Can of Shit were parodies of modern art and instead are praised as such
Anno
You literally can't parody modern art because the act of parodying it is art in the first place. People that think that parody is some kind of loophole that lets you get out of making art don't get why art is art in the first place.
Anno
It's like the phraes "Ironic shitposting is still shitposting". Phrase even. Ironic art is still art.
>>779784 i forgot him because that fight gave me cancer oops i died a bunch to him i think it was still less than gyoubu though haha really though that fight is annoying and not even fun to win against he has too much health and his hitboxes are jank and he only uses like 3 abilities if you get to his left hand flank so it's just repetitive running around for 10+minutes getting 2 maybe 3 hits in at a time cool ass music though
JaPAN
>>779782 sword saint would fuck sans undertale up 1v1 don't @ me
Four will protect you four will try to kill you choose wisely
Anno
I guess I'll go centurian
Maria
>>779813 I pick the horse archer and the ottoman and the hoplite and the viking Samurai, crusader, and the centurions are no gos since they have those massive head pieces that look like they'll weigh them down Mongol horse archer comes with a horse and a bow and arrow, ottoman also has a bow and arrow. Hoplite has a spear and shield and viking has a sword and shield.
>>779816 That at least protects her face Crusader and samurais just look pretty
>>779815 The sikh, the centurion and the samurai all lack shields so you can easily just pick them off with the archers before gangrushing the crusader Optimum strat
also added bonus that janissars are not just soldiers like tge rest, that can vary from forced conscripts to veterans janies are elites guaranteed discipline and vet
you do your tier 1s i go for t3 fully gold vetted
JaPAN
>>779813 ottoman samurai hoplite mongols arrows and honorabu duels
JaPAN
>>779821 there's only really a short period where samurai and firing squads coexisted in Japan either they sucked with guns or got better guns and got rid of samurai
>>779871 but he can't fish while fighting and he can't really fight either
Maria
>they all drop in >no one can actually understand what they're all saying since they speak different languages >no one knows what they're doing or whose side they're on
JaPAN
>>779872 grorious nippon samurai will be more than enough for any challenge
!C0.PerkELE
>>779874 crusader and centurion could use latin i guess hoplite and hanissar greece depending on which period centurion, she'd might know greece too as ot was more vommon than latin in the empire
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so the true choice is cent, crus, hop, jan as they can potentially co-operate while the remaining four speak different languages with no relation to each other
rook
I was gonna get up and get water but this cat jumped in my lap nothing in life prepared me for this matchup I lose every fucking time
JaPAN
>>779891 but then i got high my throat is still a desert and I KNOW WHYYY-HEYHAYYYY
>>779891 The only solution is to always carry water with you wherever you go
rook
wait I found the counter OTHER cat appeared and lap cat just CANNOT show affection for anyone when OTHER cat is watching now is my chance
Anno
That works too.
JaPAN
>>779898 wow what's the beef between lapcat and OTHER cat
rook
I dunno, they've lived with each other for like four years now I think it's because lapcat is incredibly tsundere and OTHER cat is pure deredere they're like oil and water
JaPAN
maybe lapcat is tsundere for othercat kyaan
JaPAN
>daily mission to get 75 LMG kills time to be a fat fuck
rook
shoot for ten minutes reload for fifteen minutes
JaPAN
haha more like shoot for 2 seconds and die because i am shit
rook
no way bb surely you're the champ
JaPAN
not with a fuckin lmg i'm not i can't control this raw POWAH
rook
well if it's anything like I remember from the old GOOD modern warfare it also takes twenty years to aim down sights
JaPAN
it doesn't take too long unless you use a scope or sight but the lmg ironsights all suck major phallus and it's still way slower than everything except a sniper rifle
rook
I could never use ironsights on anything aside from a few guns I think the scar ones were good maybe one or two more guns but overall ironsights are garbage, holo sight or red dot for everything
JaPAN
also this one i'm using has such fucking intense muzzle flash i literally cannot see my target after i start firing goddammit
rook
just run n gun with the mp5 or whatever the meta smg is now surely there's a meta smg actually I bet my life savings it's the mp5 still
i usually run n gun with the pp bizon because it has big magazine = more fun less dying because i had to reload or use the ak47/scar sometimes the K98k because it's basically a sniper rifle except you have to shoot them in the head
JaPAN
the mp5 is good but i feel like it's negligibly better than the other guns same goes for most guns in this game
rook
I mean time to kill is super low so anything that spits out enough bullets is fine as long as you can aim fast enough probably why the mp5 was ever meta in the first place, good accuracy and fire rate and ads time but really any gun is good enough if you know the map
JaPAN
you can adjust the accuracy and fire rate and damage and all that hullabaloo with attachments so much now that gun stats don't really matter you can make up for any weaknesses anyways
it's certainly nothing like the ak74u in blops or mp5 in mw2 i think
rook
mw3 was the last one I played, I liked running around in that one just slashing folks with the tac knife never played the blops for more than a couple rounds at my brother's place but it just wasn't the same with all the diving and shit
rook
canyou still use one man army to grenade launcher spam your way to a nuke?
JaPAN
nah they removed that perk forever ago underslung grenade launchers are difficult to use effectively in this too
rook
fucking good that shit was busted
JaPAN
underbarrel attachments also negatively impact your ADS speed and wavering there's a whole lot of shit that works against each other when adding attachments to guns its kind of fun now
JaPAN
oh there is one gun that's way better than everything else in its class though the double barrel shotgun 725 don't even try using that other shit double barrel is all you need overall it's pretty well balanced and has a lot of content feels like i actually got $60 worth of game out of it and they had a handful of free updates with new gamemodes and maps since launch too
What is it with Boomers and the word partner I had a woman call up to ask why the letter we sent out to her referred to her husband as her "partner" It's the same thing you bint
>>779976 It seems like it They really hate teh word partner I mean the boomers I work with do Like they go out of their way to correct you "EXCUSE ME she is my WIFE not my partner"
rook
is that a boomer thing? I always figured people who used "partner" were younger, since it's more gender neutral
>>779975 i don't know what you're talking about haha people here use partner to mean 'friend' or 'pal' or 'mate' or 'buddy' or whatever pretty commonly
I keep askin these guys on apex if they ever thought about how their lungs are just tiny inside out trees and none of them have the BALLS to respond aside from one person who will cite me in there thesis for their phd
Maria
Counterpoint: trees are just large inside out lungs
>>780014 I won't stand here and take this blashpemy I'm comin 4 u kid put on your 3D glasses
JaPAN
>>780009 I've asked a few people if it's gay to suck your girlfriend's dick and so far I'm still in this conundrum if I can't get answers to philosophical questions why plug my mic in
rook
oh that's a good one I'm gonna us // use it next game
in the sense that there's only the point we make so video games could be very pointful but you'd really have to have nothing else going on to get that mad
JaPAN
>>780022 maybe video games are all they have maybe the rest of their life is so fucked they don't want to lose in the one thing they still have except the rest of my life is also fucked and i don't get mad at games so they're probably just being a little bitch
JaPAN
in closing don't get mad at video games or you're gay thank 2 com my tedtalk cya
/moe/ have you ever gotten so mad at video games you broke a controller I haven't Is that a real thing people do or is it just a meme
>>780030 What happened How do you get so mad over pixels on a screen
Anno
no I think that ones real
rook
>>780016 the first two dudes I asked were in a squad together already they both said it wasn't gay and that I should just get in there even if it was bigger than mine very supportive thank you respawn
rook
>>780027 no but a friend of mine in high school did while I was over at his place once it was really fucking awkward and I made an excuse to leave like 20 minutes later
I've been pretty mad at video games but never mad enough to do anything but sigh
Maria
why would sucking a dick be gay we're all girls here like come on
JaPAN
>>780027 never in my life sometimes i want to break my shit but just because it sounds fun to watch plastic and circuitry fly everywhere haven't actually done it though and video games don't make me mad honestly if i stop having fun i just stop playing and do something better with my time
>>780036 You know what you're right Time to get my forklift liscence Then the bulldozer liscence The waste destruction market is gonna be huge *is huge even
JaPAN
>>780035 you don't know that the more bullshit we build the more bullshit we will need to destroy it's a growing market
JaPAN
>>780035 yeah there's several close to me at least one is called the breakroom they just set up a bunch of weak wooden crap and you get to smash it
Chopping wood is pretty fun I always like it when a small trees blow over and I get to bring out the hatchet
>>780039 >humanity starts shooting it into space >the atmosphere gets so clogged up with garbage in orbit that we can't even travel out into space
Blame! has such a cool setting
gronk make point on rock rock smash better grunk genius! ooga ooga
JaPAN
>>780035 eventually there will be so much stuff getting built it starts building on its own then we'll have to rely on Killy to unfuck reality honestly his gun did all the work though >>780038 nothing better than hitting thing with rock ooh ooh ee ee gronk smart
JaPAN
>>780038 blame! is so damn cool >tfw no Blame! game with procedural megastructure growth and red faction destructible environment >you will never walk across the jupiter room
Maria
did Blame! even get an anime
>>780042 Damn Sidonia was cool but I think I would have rathered a Blame! adaptation
JaPAN
it got an ova that just kind of teases you and goes nowhere with mediocre art it's probably too strange to get a real adaptation biomega might be more viewer friendly but I like how fucked and desolate Blame! was
JaPAN
oh apparently there was a blame! movie released a few years ago too guess I should check that out can't imagine you can do much in two hours with a plot as slow as Blame! though haha
Maria
I dunno what actually happens in Blame! but like You could do some cool original stories in that setting. Like some dude just wandering about the expanding complex and seeing how people live down there
JaPAN
>>780044 basically the most fatalistic creature in the universe travels a massive concrete labyrinth bigger than a Galaxy for billions of years to find someone who has the genetic marker necessary to control and stop the machines that keep making the structure fucking bigger nobody else can do it because administrator privileges in this cataclysm were set in a fucked up way that stops the central ai from getting things under control so it makes killy, a synth with one goal and a gun that shoots a gravitational wave that can destroy things in a mile diameter cylinder
mainly he just walks for a really long time though
Maria
>>780045 where does it get all that concrete though
JaPAN
>>780046 from the hundreds of planets and other celestial objects the structure consumed i guess you never get to see the outer edges of the city so maybe there are builders collecting materials from outside the complex too
>>780047 planet eating structures are so cool like we got so efficient at consumption and building that we just automated that on a massive scale
>>780049 What would they even do after ending the megastructures expansion It's not like they can go back to living on a regular planet
>>780050 It's not hard to see how shit could get broken Like if some politician said they had an automatic city builder people would totally vote for them And then if we run out of resources space mining is the logical next step Then we just need an ai to run it, which just needs to evolve a desire to observe its task above all else Seems like the logical future really
JaPAN
it kind of implies they use the planets as material somehow since there's an empty room the exact size of Jupiter in there somewhere they just built around it and sucked the gas up >>780048 and in blame! they realistically fucked humanity up permanently by being so industrious
JaPAN
>>780048 there would be no end until there is no longer any material to build with the builders simply expand since nobody gave them an order to stop at any point before the city's automated security shit itself and killed all the people who could instruct the builders at the start of the manga they've been constructing shit at random for several billion years
as to why things came to be so broken we're not too sure on but who cares shit is cool af
