Thread #936956

i approve of this union of pink and thread

cherry pink just like nino the best girl in 5 brides

>>>/watch?v=THtbjPQFVZI

i feel kinda funny right now :/
i hope some food and water will help

>>936961
did you fast for seven days and seven nights

nice shiki i like that anime idol
but no

good luck i hope you feel better
what do you think is wrong?

dunno didnt do anything odd that i know of
only thing recently is eating questionably cooked food saturday but no symptoms until today would be weird

maybe its a stomach bug

i doubt it i dont really have any other symptomd

welp
i exhausted all possible diagnoses

i probably just nees to run it off
hmm 5 miles should be good

walk it offff

akawok akawok

actually maybe its my stock alarm that eats me alive with no evidence if i loose too much money

your third eye is open!

i see... i see....
a samurai
he is under the sofa

hmm there is one thing it could be actually
ill see how i feel tomorrow morning thatll rule it out tho

feel better commandah

Night

>>936974
are you pregnant

>>>/@FireWeatherLab/1379117042897391621

>>>/watch?v=rtmq-9EcFSc

>>>/@jerryiannelli/1381787803671949312
oh ym god lol

why does facebook send so many messages i havent logged on in like 5 years

emails*

got to convince you to visit their dying platform somehow

they need their products to sell

they already have plenty of our info to sell though

I have become the proud owner of 56 ripple coins

They're already worth more than when I bought them

difference between 0,0000001 and 0,00000001 is indeed astronomical

Well, more like a few dollars in total value difference
I'm just gonna sit on them though
If they go up big, that's groovy
If they tank, whatever, it's not like I sold the farm for this

>>>/watch?v=1or3YILu28M

i do like speedrun animations
they really hilight how ridiculous some of the tactics are, especially in nintendo games

OH god
you can actually Tao Pai Pai travel in botw

surprisingly much is seemingly based on switching items when it comes to cancelling falling dmg
clipping
anf whatnot

wonder how that exactl works

My coworker was trying to figure out how to talk about a gay client, and she was like "you know, other, non-straight sexualities or whatever. i don't know what to call him"
And I said "You mean gay?" and she said "Am I allowed to say gay? Won't I get canceled? Isnt that the word I'm not allowed to say anymore? Or is that fag?"
I'm like "haha never say fag but you can say gay"
and Miniboss was sitting there the whole time like "oh no what can i say"

Was she unsure which was the slur, or did she think both were?

that's a pretty impressive lack of awareness

She thought they both were.
But she's super reactionary and homophobic so she probably just said WOW YOU CAN GET CANCELED FOR ANYTHING NOW I BET I CAN'T EVEN SAY GAY
And then she had an excuse to say fag so she did

...why in god's name would someone like that even wanna get into therapy?

>>936998
Oh I mean I think it's like that here, too
I just don't understand how someone who is reactionary ends up even wanting to stay in this kind of profession, forcing them to either be face to face with the undermenchen, or their own beliefs crumbling

believe it or not probably most therapists are christianpilled in the US
which means they're zealous idiots who put crosses on their walls in their offices
and think that being gay is a mental illness

because they believe they're right about everything and the way to fix the world is by using your position of power as a therapist to "help" people

there's no questioning of beliefs. there's just people who are wrong and you

I guess that sort of is the origin of the field, so it shouldn't be surprising
But it still weirds me out

>there's just people who are wrong and you
wow but that's true though?
at least for me

Yeah but in your case you're always in the first category

Oh yeah, the coworker was also like "you know, he's a flamer" and i said "you shouldn't say flamer either"
and she got upset and sent me a super transphobic text message

>>937003
owned

"I'm just gonna start wearing antlers and tell everyone that I identify as a deer... or wearing dog ears and I'll tell everyone that I identify as a dog. I know, I will tell them when the time comes that I identify as a vaccinated person. (rolling laughing emoji)"
is the text

my first thought was oh she's gonna be a vtuber

>>937004
?????
What is that reaction?
That doesn't even make any sense

>>937007
who knows lol

>>937003
how dare you

>>>/@_grendan/1381706328947691521

>>>/@soapachu/1381695261098045441
uh oh

>>937011
fuck this is so funny

>>937011
dril horror

I wish I had more money
So I could dump more money into Free Money Machine Coins
But, alas

ripple? be careful

also get you an ethereum wallet and ill send you more free money

I'm only putting in money I am fine with losing in their entirety

I already have an ethereum wallet, cause I thought I needed a wallet of my own, so I got exodus
0x1Bd3657F4B5F15aDe671147C27fff83e2B38e9FD

It ain't been used for a thing though

>>>/@Gia_Vang/1382030415263830023
"I've loved every minute of being a police officer"
uhh
you murdered some poor kid as a police officer

i doubt she means that, but yeah
maybe could have chosen better words

>>>/@axios/1382029277479129089

what cop could honestly say they loved every minute of police work

I don't think there is any job out there, that is 100¤ enjoyable

apparently she had been a cop for 26 years
not knowing the difference between her glock and taser seems a lot less credible now
someone with 26 years of experience shouldn't be getting so hyped up that they fall into that confused state of panic

yup
tho I am still inclined to believe stupid over malice, but who actually knows

Oh damn, I didn't expect that much samsam

>>937024
such is how it is on this bitch of an earth

that's barely enough to pay for one ERC20 transfer heh gas prices are out of fuckin control

Ah, that's a high minimum transfer
Now I just gotta set up actual security on this wallet

ok you should have received the MOE now

the what?

Also do I even OWN A PEN`?

>>937030
https://etherscan.io/token/0x5A170223753b268EeC458f8082EEC1838567F812?a=0x1bd3657f4b5f15ade671147c27fff83e2b38e9fd
you might have to add the token manually in Exodus
the contract address is
0x5A170223753b268EeC458f8082EEC1838567F812

Once I find a goddamned pen I'll look into that

Why do I not have a goddamned pen?

we live in a post pen society

FUck it, leaving the house for the third time today to buy a fucking pen
what is my life, dude

what do you mean you don't have a pen
in your whole house not a single writing utensil?

I mean I do not own a fucking pen
There is ONE pen in this entire goddamned apartment, and it's DRY
NOTHING that writes exists here except computers
>>937037
Probably just didn't bring any more with me when I moved, and it hasn't come up because like
When's the last time you needed to write something on paper?
Job related stuff doesn't count, I'm NEET

how is this possible

i have never existed in a location without a pen

>>937034
hahah jesus christ
do you live in a house that is drywall and cardboard boxes ony

running over to the 7/11 to borrow a pen

>>937039
No, we don't use drywall
Most of my shit is still in cardboard boxes though, and all my walls are barren
Because I don't have any sort of need for decoration

what do you use instead of drywall

it's all tom nook's fault

...w-wood?
Panels?

houses here are all concrete and drywall
and sometimes some wood on internal walls

and for studs and stuff

north americans fuckin love drywall cuz you can punch thru it when you get really really angry

yeah the other day i went into a slightly abandoned building and just slammed the wall with a hammer
felt so good

i am going to go bankrupt paying for gas to distribute a worthless token
just crypto things

>>937048
sounds like there are a lot of abandoned buildings around where you live

america is like 70% abandoned buildings tbh

outside of cities

ever since 2008 there have been entire housing developments
unfinished, totally abandoned

And in these quarantimes, also inside of cities

Pen acquired

miniboss keeps trying to psychology me like i don't have more training than her

i told her she can connect to a different wifi if our usual one stops working and she said it's hit or miss with that connection, so i said "well it's better than nothing" and she's like "oh! i like that reframing! excellent!"
are you trying to do CBT on me ashley

Can't find any way to actually see the tokens in exodus
But I mean, they seem to be at the address at least

Also is there any particular reason to be careful with ripple specifically?

i think it's a scam
it isn't even decentralized

Oh, it's not?
Maybe I should get out, dump it in something else instead

There's a new guy who started in the outgoing shipping part of the warehouse recently, and maybe I'm being a bit presumptuous, but I don't really like him
Maybe personally he's a decent guy, but he seems to make no effort to talk with anyone else in the warehouse, and spends the whole time with earbuds plugged in
But the thing that really bothers me is he's awfully slovenly with his workspace.
Shipping uses a lot of packing peanuts and honestly, they get everywhere anyway, but ever since he started I swear they absolutely litter the floor of the warehouse, and I keep finding pieces of repurposed craft paper or bubble wrap for packing just left out on the floor.
It wasn't this messy before he started, and maybe it's just coincidence since it's not like I'm watching him make a mess, but it lines up

just get some ethereum
it's like the present and future of pretty much everything relevant in crypto these days
and when EIP 1559 lands this summer with the hard fork it might become slightly deflationary

it's the safe long bet tho
if you wanna yolo on a random shitcoin that's fun times too

I guess I probably will
Gonna let this $100 ride on for now though
If it hits $3 a pop or something I'll probably transfer it to BTC and then ETH

But right now it's increasing in value far faster than either of those two, so

the issue with the big two is the high fees are gonna eat most of your gainz
but they're safer
hmm

could always switch into DOGE for a bit too that's got super low fees

What the fuck happened like an hour or two ago anyway, all the coins dipped like mad
Which I guess is more like BTC dipped like mad, but still

>>937061
he's a peanut elemental

just random volatility
jeez eth is at 2.3k
nice
i guess everything's probably goin up in anticipation of the coinbase dpo tomorrow

>>937057
yeah they're there
there should be a way to add the asset but it's only for visual sake
well, and if you want to be able to send it somewhere
but uh i have to come up with a usecase for it
probably never
maybe in two years when gas is cheaper

To post on moe in the future, you must buy posts with moecoin, in batches of 100 at a time

a decentralized moe would be kinda cool
it'd still need content moderation tho

You could maybe make that decentralized, too?
Well, semi-decentralized
People with a certain stack of moecoin can dispute the legitimacy of a post
If the consensus says to remove, it dies

yeah
but what if a cp poster buys all the coins oh no

Then we as a community have failed ourselves

probably just take down the site and boot up moecoin 2 in that situation

i hope that one day with ETH sharding comin in a year ... actually sooner. i think they're feeling pressured to get it out sooner so that NFTs don't burn so much electricity. but yeah when that comes out this shit's gonna get mad scalable i hope

A decentralized twitter where likes produce tweetcoins for your account, which you can use for I dunno, making longer posts or something maybe

decentralized twitter would be really nice yeah
if you make a viral tweet you get paid
really hard to build a network that requires people to pay tho. twitter is free and that's pretty hard to stop

There's already mastodon, but it's not blockchain based

i'm sure there are some twitter clones but they'll be mad expensive
storing data in ethereum is absurdly expensive
the L2 scaling is coming along and that'll help at least

if the muskrat gets on it though, it'll be successful for a while as all his sycophants pay out the ass to cryptotweet at their lord and savior
You could definitely run a short-term """scam""" like this

if i could influence elon i'd make a fuckin killin any way you slice it

yeah that's true
I bet he'd go for it if you just like, got a hold of him in meatspace and said you'd split the proceeds 50\50

how to get to him
make a N64 racing game with cybertrucks

wow XRP really has gone nuts eh
i still bear a grudge from 2017
so much fuckin spam
also the whole part where their product is a bunch of bs

Yeah I got in at around 1.3 or something
But not with a lot, so it's not like I'm rolling in gains
And bitstamp took a tax when I bought too, so I'm actually like $2 up

But if it goes to $3 I'm probably gonna dip as soon as it seems to slow down
Or maybe I'll leave it in, it's just $100

gotta find a bicycle repair shop guh
this pos is fallin apart

3 seems like a good target
then swap it into something more long term

Yeah pretty much
But, leaving it in on the off chance it goes crazy doesn't seem bad either

I have no idea how this shakes out taxwise and stuff though, might need to figure that out if it turns into any sort of significant amount

No wait I got in at 1.7 or so
I INTENDED to get in at 1.3, but I put it off a day to think about it

Ohayo!

hita

hito

There's this one person on twitter\youtube I've got a separate column for on tweetdeck that I check now and then, and it is consistently just great stuff, because she's definitely, positiviely insane
I'll never interact, but it's kinda funny to watch someone post about stuff like McDonalds funding medical assasination cabals, presenting scathing evidence like them having an ad on the official 2chainz youtube channel

>>937096
hirohito pls

woAh spring just kicked in
17 degrees C
i shoulda got my bike serviced last week fuk

whoah
its like 28c here lol

jeez
just tropical things

todays nice cloudt and like 22c
but when i go swimming i want 28c aain

sounds lovely
wish it were hot like that so i could justify swimmin in the ocean

How deep are you in crypto anyway, samu?
Ya got yer savings in there?

i have a decent percent of my net worth tied up in btc and eth yea
i got into eth when it was at 300 for like years

oh jeez
That's a lotta monies

probably not gonna even sell it just keep it in ETH and see if defi takes over normal-finance

my taxes are gonna be a huge bitch
guh

Ah yeah, you probably pay taxes on that stuff, huh?

Oh the rules are actually pretty simple as far as this is concerned here
It's basically considered the same as any other valuable asset until you sell it, with Jan 1.'s value being what is counted
And once you sell it, any profit from the initial purchasing price is taxed

Which I guess really just HODL until it's worth enough to poke its head through the asset taxation
At which point, well, it's worth enough that selling some off to pay the tax isn't a problem

what the fuck, you have to make an absurd amount \\\ you have to own an absurd amount of assets for the taxes on them to even matter to any degree
If I, as a single person, have 3 million in assets, I get taxed like 12K
what the fuck dude, that's nothing

I think I'm gonna experiment with limits and stops tomorrow
See if I can pump the numbers a bit
XRP seems to drop at times, independent of BTC, so it should be possible to rack some up by making sure I get more than the platform tax out of each trade

>>937109
it's more of a bitch to calculate than to pay
cuz im doin like
staking and defi stuff that earns interest

Got no idea what that really means

OH SHIT

A RAT

>>>/watch?v=0BvfVM0sBfI

>>937113
But \\
I read up on it a little bit, and it seems like the interest is also coins, so aren't they still assets, taxwise?

>>937115
there was a mouse in the toilet this morning

>>937117
Did you flush it?

of coursh

>>937119
Noice

>>937116
true
ill have to figure that out soon

Thankfully, I live in a country where I do not need to 'do' my taxes, unless I dispiute the calculations of the government, and even when they fuck up they usually rectify it on their own

sir. i have NO honor.

>>>/@ConsenSysAudits/1360273842636226562
wow even something as niche as code auditors for smart contracts get a -tan

Weebs shall inherit the earth

>>>/@JacksonSwagson/1381184181305233411

>>937125
Noice
>>937127
Kek

i enjoy how it's modulating from metal shadow all the way to garnet and maybe emerald??

oh Emerl is an actual sonic character TIL

>>937130
DDid I ever tell you that twitter images and videos don't load for me on tweet embeds here?

Don't worry about it though, I'm using a six mmmonth old version of firefox.

oh that sucks
i bet the twitter embed code is super out of date

six months ain't that bad tho
i would expect that to work just fine

I'll double check how old it is.

i bet there's some kinda CORS error
if you had access to the javascript console it'd help

Okay I was wrong, it's 2.5 years old.

I should probably update it.

>>>/watch?v=Jp22Rh2c-3o

>>>/watch?v=KAiwV75ISyc

>>937137
yikes
i wonder how many security holes it has

Does enjoying anime count as a disability?
Because that would help me out a lot with these employment forms

Alternatively
I'd like to make the argument that i come from a non-English speaking background

Since my kompeki nipongoh is mecha sugoi.

Have i made posts of this nature before?
Maybe
Probably
But that's also a sign of how the months roll by and not much seems to change

>>>/@jaynooch/1382009358494601218
>>937145
water flowing under
>>937143
yes absolutely

my leg hurtttts but its leg day ahhhh
im gonna go anyways
lets see if i die

eyyyy im pushin up daisies ova here

>>937146
KKeKek

>>>/@AITA_reddit/1274363567073112065

im pushing up weights over here

>>937152
im scared

shes got a spy family
but she can read minds or something
and her parents are trying to jeep their spying a secret

The face on the shirt looks like an Abyssal from Kancolle.

ya i can see that

yay my dogecoin is goin up\

>>>/@RichardHaass/1382058240771387392
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

Oh no, that ever respectable US reputation

anime >>937161 →

rei do you play guilty gear or blazblue or under-night

>>937182
Guilty Gear and Blazblue.
Although I don't currently own any version of either of them on pc with online multiplayer.
My comp is borked so I can't run the latest versions.
I'm actually ordering a new one with my biden bucks though.

your computer can probably run XX AC +R

>>937186
YYeah I'm planning on buying that.
Also I'm almost at the point where I'm gonna stop buying real magic cards and just buy counterfeit ones.
Prices are really out of control.
More than ever

Speaking of guilty gear xx
It's been over a year since I went to the arcade
I can't wait to get my damn vaccine.
My mom got info from my sister on where to sign up for vaccines but I was told I wasn't eligible.
My sister and a bunch of her friends lied and said they were essential workers.
Well, there's also the possibility that my sister actually thinks she's an essential worker but I'm not sure.

and they don't check things like that?

>>937194
Not at this point no.
I could've lied and said I had a hhealth condition.
My dad said I am obese and that I should've told tthem that.
I'm not actually obese though, just overweight.
My BMI isn't high enough to qualify mme aas oobobese.

imagine playing guilty gear when you could play literally any other arcsys fighter

or battletoads

>>937197
II've beaten the battle toads arcade game.

you ever wonder if they did a pawn stars episode with battletoads or atleast referenced the meme?

>>937201
I don't need to wonder, I've seen the screenshot with the Battletoads game in the background.

nice
cause that would be waste of opportunity not to give a nod to it
even if the owners and employees prolly hate it

>>937205
YYeah they really did, I've heard prank call recordings with them.

i mean the thread stuff weren't exactly original
and even the ones that were, were damn obnoxious
well it was fun to read back then, but damn I wouldn't want to be working at a place getting that kinda targetting

god damnit
none of the stores anymore carry the chilituna that actually tastes good
how am i supposed to make my tunainstaramen now?

prisma did the worst move, tho
they replaced the quite tasty chili tuna, that actually had whole chili in it
with this sweet chili one

and annoyingly, the other market is a very shitty version of it and barely carries like 30% of the inventory they do when you head into the city actually
shitty store owner, y u no variety

>>937210
RIP

then again I live in a county where "5000 people in a 1 square km" isn't worth having a convenience store around, so...
maybe business sense is just dead here

>>937214
Why don't you start one.

with what money
and what property?
there ain't any places that you could turn into a store here anymore

>>937219
RIP

also you can't just start a store here
the 2 monopolies will just kill you

Well, I meant a franchise but i should've said that.

also the tuna is lower quality too

like way lower quality
or I just lucked out on what went into this can

some diet
first two days of basically just veggies and meat
yesterday i just ate crunchy mysli
and today is started by noodles and tuna

i dont think i shared this one but heres mt fuji from a jump we did a lil bit ago

>>937238
Looks great.

You see lizards much in Okinawa?

ya i see them fairly often
>>937241
didnt upload cuz service sucks in the work building

>>937245
Can you get me some lizard pics?

>>937245
Cool

i got a fisheye lens coming im gonna do fisheye lizard pics
its kinda hard tho theyre small and run away cuz they scare easy

>>937196
AC +R is fun
rev 2 is...
it's ok
i play blazblue cf
gb vs is fun but no one ever wants to play
in my circles at least
if you count under-night as being under the umbrella, that game is in a similar spot as rev 2 to me
dbfz and bbtag are tag fighters and i'm not about that

>>>/watch?v=_AVzn1jTT98
>english cover

>>937308
nice
you love to see it

>>937248
what like a real camera lens or a phone attachment

>>>/@directhex/1382158403246645251
now why does apple hate lewds anyway

Lewds are bad for short-term business
And short-term business is all most corps care about

das hot

don't look at me like thaaat

its like a clip on for my iphone lol
i bought it as a joke it came with like 15 attachments i hope its good though sounds fun

>>937349
oh nice
i like fisheye lenses
probably just gonna wait to get the iphone with the stupid lookin cameras on it when my current one craps out
it's got a built in fisheye

>>937350
I'm getting a new aaAndroid phone
Thinking about getting an s20 plus if I can find a refurb at a ggogood price.

Been a while since last time it happened, but I'm getting the partial blindness shit again today I guess
There's a fairly large region just to the left of my center of vision that's just fucking ignored

Not an eye thing, either, or I could just close one eye and deal, but it's my brain just not processing it or something

Hopefully it doesn't grow like it did once
First time it happened, it ended up covering my entire vision and I just couldn't see at all

when you hit the right side of ur head does it do anything

I don't see why it would

>>937351
cool
send me ur eth address sometime

ok ill sens my eth address if they have a gashapon at the mall im gonna go to today

>>937353
monkas
retina detachment?
migrane aura?
i don't know much about eye stuff

it's apparently some kind of migraine, yeah
Has nothing to do with the physical eyes as far as I'm aware, cause the spot is on the same are whichever eye I keep open

It's basically like my brain thinks the blind spot that everyone has is a lot larger than it actually is, so it runs the google deepmind to fill out just a huge section of my vision instead of that one tiny spot
Hard to tell if it's growing, but I think it might be

Which really sucks cause I've got an appointment today I gotta get to
If it gets real bad I'll have to get my dad to pick me up and guide me or something

i had a coworker who had this rare condition where her retina would erode or something
extremely painful

sounds painful
i havent really had anything cool in my coworkers

>>937359
pretty crazy
what does that area look like to you

I mean, right now it's not enormous, so it doesn't really look like much, it's just the autofill-in that your brain does for your blind spot, but a fair bit larger
But when it got huge and covered everything, it was basically like being up against a thick, rough pane of glass with water flowing over it
You can make out that there are colors and stuff, but there's absolutely no way to tell what color belongs where or anything, can't make out even rough shapes, everything's just a complete blur

Even as small as it is now, relatively speaking, I shouldn't be driving I think
Actually yeah it's for sure expanding, it's got this sorta flickering quality when it's not HUGE, but is still large enough I don't gotta look for it
And it's starting to get really hard to ignore

Fuck
I have popcorn stuck in my teeth.

>>937363
oh yea driving sounds like a bad call
that sounds rough man
pretty interesting phenomenon at least

I'm gonna call my dad so he knows

I was gonna ppull tge trigger on a gamin laptop with amd CPU and a 3070 but then I found out it isn't out until july.
Also it's from a vendor I like because they offer a lot of customization options
But they don't have any other amd+Nvidia laptops with current generation hardware
:^(

I'm also irritated that it doesn't have a webcam.

whatre you gonna play on it

>>937369
My backlog

oh of course you'll play that :⁾

:^)
Doom 2016 has been waiting for me for a few years.
There's also RE4
And uh
Mostly old games I guess

my dad'll call back in an hour and a half to see how it's progressing, and we'll take it from there
I think this one's gonna be bad though
fuck
I can't even play video games or something to kinda pass the time cause I can't fucking SEE on my left

Oh yeah, im gonna get Near a tomato
And Bayonetta PC

>>937372
you need a 3070 to play doom 2016??
i guess you're buyin for da future proof
neato.
ive never had a gaming laptop, i just do macs really

>>937375
My laptop graphics card got fried by esd a few years ago when I replaced the harddrive.
I didn't buy doom 2016 until aafafafter the 850M broke

>>937373
time 2 take up chess

>>937373
Play a turn based RPG.

>>937378
is that not what chess is?

>>937379
Chess isn't an RPG.

Sure it is
You play as a brave young pawn
off to fight against the forces of evil
and save the world for the sake of your King and Queen

chess is a class-based super hot clone

>>937383
Have you ever played Superhot in VR?

you bet

>>937385
Ps4 or pc?

I've only played it on ps4, it was really good.
>>937388
I've heard the pc version is different because Sony helped pay for the ps4 version.

pv on da vive
pc
its not bad
pretty good actually
wish the graphics were a little more immersive

just pulled my toenail off AMA

>>937389
Which one?
Did you pull off tge whole thing?

Why did you do it.
*it?

it was injured by my way-too-small rollerblades a while back and has been tryna fall off for like a month now

Oh no
Do you know if it will grow back?

yea there's a little baby toenail underneath it
i don't think it would have fallen off until it was sufficiently displaced
that or my flesh necrotized

I have a friend who has no toenails.
He got some sort of infection in his toes and had the nails removed and they never grew back.
I guess they took out the nail beds.

wow i dug this up from a year ago
fuck
>>937395
jesus christ
well
that ain't so bad

Night /moe/!

byebyeee

My vision is restored
And XRP is tanking while bitstamp is going through maintenance

[VISION RESTORED]

>>>/watch?v=YaXC963vYYs

dear diary

please help, my coin is dying
;_;

i'll give you something to die about

can you give my coin something to live for instead?

how about living to destroy the world

not a bad idea

My CSGO inventory is worth like 300 euro
That's astonishing

>>937407
>>937408
https://qntm.org/destroy
if yer gon do it
do it proper

I'm just gonna do like the permanent chief of the shadow confederation instead
Will it into existence
Become of Haruhi

What's really incredible is I realized somewhat recently that the streamer that guy was obsessing about is actually tangentially part of the NorthernLion extended universe
She's in Hafu's amongus lobbies and stuff

>>>/@bladeeobama/1382241414885494792

Miniboss asked me something about lunch and I said I don't usually eat lunch. She's like, "oh, should I be worried?" and sounded concerned.
No? You don't even know me, I'm an adult, a therapist, why would you need to worry about me just because I don't usually eat lunch?

>>>/@scully1888/1382026655112204288

>>937415
He wasn't lying

>>937413
fuckin pranked bro

>>937415
this seemed pretty fine until like 18 seconds in when the second voice track got in and it just started to simulate anxiety

It reminds me heavily of the soundtrack in umineko when things start going WILD

In fact, if you told me just the base track at the start was from Umineko, I'd believe you without even thinking about it
I'm not even entirely convinced it wasn't lifted from the umineko OST

>>937412
holy shit amogus

these chords are awe ful

>>>/@UR_Ninja/1382373666281771016
the questioning of the defense witnesses at the chauvin trial (for the murder of george floyd) is just absolutely galaxy brained

>>937404
rest in x r pee

>>937423
I can't believe it's still going on
Usually if you choke someone, you're gonna need an absurd amount of pull with someone high up in the government to extend your trial by a week asking questions like "generally speaking, people do not die if they are standing without someone's hands around their neck, correct?"

defense is really making it go long
defense was just asking DO YOU THINK GEORGE FLOYD COULD HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING? HE WAS NEXT TO A CAR.
and their witness is like well it's possible but who knows! the other cops wouldn't have been affected because they were further away

DO YOU THINK PERHAPS HE DIED BECAUSE HE WASN'T i don't have anywhere to go with this

>>937426
I feel like the answer to that is something like "he could have, sure, which would also be murder by the police, but more importantly, he didn't die to that"

Well, the defense's goal is to get Derek acquitted by "proving" that George Floyd died mostly do to "personal reasons" and that the cops did everything right and under other circumstances nobody would have died.

It all just seems so unnecessarry to me
They're gonna rule not guilty anyway, just ge it over with

Nah, I think they're gonna sacrifice him

>>>/@UR_Ninja/1382374991614779394
this is like
Better Call Saul levels of douchebaggy questions

But also not relevant cause like
The weight wasn't evenly distributed
Like, it doesn't matter how many ways you could miss someone with a gun, and how many ways that wouldn't lead to death, if you shot someone in the gut and they died

do you think there might have been an expired Capri-Sun lying on the ground nearby, sir? with a protruding straw?

>>>/@UR_Ninja/1382371838890713088
they spent 25 minutes on carbon monoxide and the judge was like "i think this is relevant to the case"

colorado poison is a heavy ass indica

How do ya choose what to put stakes in samsam?
Just going after the biggest %?

bitcoin is THE meme

and ethereum is the only one that can actually do anything useful

everyone gets tempted by the altcoins like "but i can buy either 0.01 bitcoin or 2,400 nano!" and buys something small and weird cause of the psychological effect of numbers even though the reference point for 1 is pretty much arbitrary for all these cryptos

I just went for XRP because it's been increasing in value at a higher rate than BTC
I don't care if I have 1 or 0.00342
Once it gets to a reasonable profit I'll just shift it through and get ETH though I think, it seems a bit more stable, and if it can actually do all this other cool stuff, it's probably gonna keep chunking

yeah that sounds reasonable
oh jeez
eth hard fork "Berlin" is tomorrow??
time flies

Is that good for ETH or bad?

it's good it's an upgrade

oh pog

>>>/@worrierprincess/1382096186975383552
gabagool

ey paisan what are you a doing!

>she called him Paisen, how do you think that made him feel?

>>>/@UR_Ninja/1382379675662503941
hmm

I don't think it needs to be closed outright to cause asphyxiation though

nah
and the cause of death isn't asphyxiation, but hypoxia

>>>/@thehill/1382153413929140224

pelosi knows how to quarter-circle

I'd watch that

$COIN touched 420 for an instant and died like a moth

wow WSB is allowing discussion of btc, eth, and doge only among cryptos
hehe
bitcoin cash btfo

I was messing with the buy and sell orders just to see how they worked, accidentally dumped all my XRP into BTC, and now after buying them back expecting a big dip, I've got more than before
BIGGER THAN BEFORE

my moms heart stopped

>>937457
Oh damn
Is she alright? Are you alright?

>>937457
Oh no
I really hope they were able to resuscitate her

>>937457
hang in there

>>937457
did it start again?

>>937457
jesus christ dude
i wish her well

swim at your own risk

>>>/@thedavidcrosby/1382128305097232384

That's pretty good though

are you questioning THE The David Crosby?

I just think compared to the joints I used to roll, that's a pretty good joint

yea i couldnt do better
but it's no king cone

Ol' King Cone was a baked old soul
And a baked old soul was he

I use a fancy roller :3
because I can't roll for heck.
>>937471
Howdy pardner

Howdy Kannagi
Long time no ci

The few times I've smoked a joint it's been at a party, or just pre-rolls I bought since I can't be arsed to learn
If I really want to smoke on the regular I'll just get a pipe

>>>/@VivekVentures/1381970900925493252
eth bull case

>>937470
wowser bowser
it's a shrine maiden

Kannags!

kannagi!

>>937473
It me
>>937474
Helllooo
>>937475
Kirara!
waga tomo yo

>>937476
how dost thou fare!

1.8 babyyyy
I've made a little over a dollar

>>>/@basedgamerboi/1382435772020711428

>>937477
I'm good! feeling full of food.
I ate too much chinese ;_;

How art thou?

>>937478
Dollah dollah

>>937480
what a coincidence! I, too, am full.
but of fried chicken!
I am well my dear friend

I am full of piss and vitriol
But mostly just one of them

i'll siphon ur piss and vitreous fluids

don't do that

>>937481
That is always good to hear.
Fried chicken is so good.

i'm doin it

>>>/@HarrisFoster/1382368579870281729
Somewhere some Nintendo employee is cackling wildly

>>937486
playing genshin?

>>937488
neverrr
im stealin vital bodily fluids
without anyone noticing

>>937487
lol that's superb

>>937489
cum?

Cum isn't vital!

maybe not to you CIS SCUM

cum banking: now for everyone

i bank so much cum

Would you rather sit on an anthill for an hour or stand in a river

of leeches

give me the ants
i will let them inhabit my fell bod

>>937496
>>937497
i was gonna say river but not now

So here's a math question because I haven't actually done math in fucking forever
If I sell 15 coins at 1.83, and then use all that money to rebuy at 1.80, with a fee at 0.5%, the way to calculate my profit is
(15*0.035) - ((0.5% of 1.835) + (0.5% of 1.8))
Right?
Does that seem right?

well, 1.835, but still
Am I doing this math right?

Actually I think I figured it out, never mind
Math is a pain

No wonder I was fucking up I was trying to get an answer that doesn't even mean anything

Ohayo!

imagine storing your own cum "inside" a person

>>937505
soups
>>937500
it's hard to work with percentages eh you're never really sure which thing to take the percentage of

ああああああああああ

next user to post has to post an anime girl

>>937510
You left your post open.

>>937507
Remember that guy who live streamed himself climbing Queens Bridge? He was just arrested for making bomb threats and macing people unprovoked.
He's being held without bond.

>>937510
thanks asahi is kickin rad my friend rveb srew her

>>937514
that's a good one

does anyone wanna play Barotrauma?

>>937512
i uh didn't see that
that's rowdy

you know i used to take that bridge with my bicycle

is there a phone version

>>937518
Where did you take it?

from my place in queens to manhattan

>>937522
You brought the whole bridge to Manhattan?

yeah with my SHRINK RAY

>>937516
it's late for me to do much unless anime happens
but i'll play tomorrow for sure
i should be off work around 6pm central

Huh, so I now consistently fuck up that part

I like your new tripcode.

funnily enough perkele is damn old one too
since I generated a bunch of them in some week long drive

pekole

>>937531

Usadamn Perkele

*Pekoele

funnily enough that means Peko motion/gesture in finnish

going back to root word "elo" to live/being alive/living
from which ele - motion/gesture and also elää - to be alive are derived from
and elin - organ

also
elä - live! as in imperative/command to live
elä - don't! a dialect form of älä

'elo guv'na

anime >>937538 →

>>937537
the guvna is alive?!

We need to act quick

>>937549
how did you enjoy your twitter link?

>>937550
?

today in rpg
>hold on a minute rei dm'd me on steam

Oh
I think I sent ToN a pixiv link
It was a parody of the gleaners but with Japanese high/middle sschoolers picking up erohon

and you got a good reward out of it

unless ton pussied out

I don't recall him sending me anything

pussy

hmm.
That was a a bit of an awkward and unsatisfying phone call
they called me out of the blue and they're like
>we're from something something recruitment. I see that you recently applied with us and I was hoping you could answer some more questions to find a role better suited to you
and I'm like 'yeah sure.'
I couldn't really remember who they were, since I've been in contact with a bunch of agencies like that recently
and then they're like
>what sort of work are you looking for
And I'm like..
>er. anything. just got my law degree, so I've been looking at stuff in that area.

And then they're like
>well we mostly do blue collar labor stuff
and I'm like
>I'm just looking for work. I don't mind doing stuff in that area, at least for a while. I'd still take something if it comes along
and they're like
>ok. do you have a White Card
which is like the permit thing to be on a worksite
and im like
>not at the moment. no
And then they're like
>ok then there's really nothing for you. but I'll put you down in the system
and then they hung up.

and then I posted about it on /moe/.
The end.

Maybe I SHOULD get a white card.

That's kind of why I don't really like employment services like that
Because they always cater to blue collar labour
And that's not the kind of work I want to do!
I get I shouldn't be picky if I'm looking for work, but the problem with work is once you're doing it, it's hard to stop
So if you settle for something unsatisfactory, unless it's paying well (which the kinds of jobs you find at an employment agency probably won't), you won't have the savings to easily leave it
Leaving you working something unsatisfactory for who knows how long

tl;dr if you don't want to be stuck working that for a long time you should probably be careful what you sign in for

blue collar was private, yes?

yeah if it is unsatisfying work etc
i'd rather take government post, since it is damn hard to get laid off from those.

>>937614
shit dude
maybe I dodged a bullet and don't even realize it

>>937617
I've been applying for a lot of government stuff.
Mostly because it's generalist.


and i got a heck of a lot of SOFT SKILLS
but no real HARD SKILLS to speak of.

>>937614
I guess the answer the woman was looking for was probably more like
>I've got 3 years experience as a plumber and im looking for full time work in the state area

Instead of like
>hmm. Yeah. i don't mind working with my hands a bit. I can get some qualifications. Whatchu got for me?

Holy shit
My left shoulder blade hurts so much

>>937628
Would you like me to crack the right one for the sake of symmetry

>>937630
No
Crack the left oe
*one
It's the sort of pain that feels like it would go away if I cracked it.

sit better

>>937624
They always say if you don't want to be worried about looking for work, learn a physical trade
For me personally that's never been a motivation to do so though
It's not what I want to do, and the time involved learning it feels too much of a sunk cost for a temporary situation

But on the other hand, the pandemic is probably making any employment that could normally be looking to expand its workforce, which is likely any place that would be hiring someone with solid soft skills

>>937633
can you tell that to me 12 years ago?

Be a nurse of anykind
those are in global shortage

>>937639
Would you have been receptive to it?
I'm pretty sure twelve years ago my answer then would've been the same as it is now
I 've never wanted to work a physical trade like that
If anything twelve years ago I would've been even more disdainful towards it because I would've been a dumbass teen who couldn't imagine it being that hard to do what I want to do

Fun fact is, if I had played my cards differently, I propably now could have been successor of a failing, but still profitable, gardening/plant care company

and I also think had we been both not-finns
he would have just offered me to succeed the business eventually
and had I not been a finn, I would have asked about it

fucking finnish debuff

>>937642
Yeah.
Same. I wouldn't have been receptive.

And I was even more of a fuckin idiot then than I am now
I can only really say that looking back.

But you know what also
I actually like physically moving around and using my body.
So I don't even think I'd mind it.
It's just also that I like thinking and ideas and writing and communication and expression.
and both of my parents went to university.
It was just kind of assumed.


And without being too defeatist about it
It also seems like the ship has sailed a bit
People aren't looking to take in an apprentice in their late 20s
and even if they did I'd be making fuck all money for the next couple of years while I learnt
which would mean it was even longer before I could move out away again.
aaand. I already have 2 degrees...

>>937645
do you wish you did?
>>937652
it wasn't KFC.

>>937650
You should go back to work at KFC.

thing is, you tend to look down on physical workers up to a certain point
but then you realise how good it feels to work and also well exercise at the same time
and also get paid about the same as soem lad who just does nothing put push papers
or MORE

>>937653
Yeah and how great it feels to ruin your joints and get RSI after years of physical labor.

>>937655
depends

I mean I am not an exactly good example, since I did strain my back semipermanently in physical labour lol

but that was because of me being an idiot
not because of the work

>>937653
yeah.
This.

>>937650
maybe
I liked doing it
and I started to become good at it

and if I had been asked before I broke my back, I would have said YES

>>937653
I don't look down on physical workers, I just don't want to do it myself.
It's never felt good to me to work and exercise at the same time, I just end up tired and unsatisfied with what I'm doing.
And as long as I have enough money to sustain my lifestyle, I don't care how much I'm earning
So by all accounts, physical labour isn't something I care about

it definitely isn't for everyone

>>937650
Was it New South Wales Fried Chicken?

>>937703
pretty much.

do they got chik filet in the land down under

No
But I do know lots of chicks who get filled, ay

>>937719
So that's the kind of people you hang about with, eh ...

you like jazz?

Shut up Bee Seinfeld

I do love the rng of figuring out which slots in my usb hub actually work
and which don't
cause that is what it is

there is one slot that always works, cause I never fucked it up
and then there are the 3 others
all 3 have experienced a various issues that came from faulty appliances
faulty chords
and other

i hope moon is doing okay

ye same

ditto

Yeah

moon...

月

tsuki ga kirei desu ne
i said that to my jap

Nerd

>>937769
Kek
You fukin weeb

https://medium.com/@jasonrigden/cowsay-is-the-most-important-unix-like-command-ever-35abdbc22b7f

nah she was like ohhh natsume sousuke i read about him in school
or whoever it was
then she explained it
thats the nerd part

>>937774
>>937774
Natsume Soseki

*Sōseki

Get

Hrrrrmmm
I just had an idea

>>937777
>>>/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

dude
why do you still use the original
and not Huey Lewis?

it is 8 years soon after 2013 of 21st of 4th

Test
HAHA
YES

congratulations

I used an invisible Unicode character.

I know

Night /moe/

>>937786
YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>937784
Relish this moment.
It's likely that this will be the highest you ever reach

Samurai is this you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/mmhzto/disappointed_dad_walks_in_on_son_dressed_as_keqing/

>>>/watch?v=zkQywNhea4M

best weapon in the game
and it only took 5000~ hours of my life.

now who do u farm

Probably just hydra
Maybe some DKs for the pet
A bit of Cerb

The original plan was to camp Zulruh after getting the t bow
but with the blowpipe nerfs coming it might not even be worth it
The GE price of scales is like half of what it used to be

It's probably better just to do stuff like Hydra and Vorkath since most of their drops are alchs. It's a pretty safe bet.

And then after I get some BIS mage and rebuy full arma I'm gonna try and learn the inferno.

Thanks for asking.

do u gotta fight for the farm
how many people are trying to take ur pet

HE IS NOT VISIBLE BUT HE IS THERE

AND MOST THREATENING OF ALL FOR EVERYONE

PERKELE
HAS
BEGAN
VIEWING
LEGACY OF KAIN CONTENT

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

but
#d2 (2)
and it continues

Soo...

i think there is a move to be made

>>937801 →
>>937801 →
>>937801 →

uhhh

the idiot or the idiot or the idiot or the idiot or the idiot
ro lla die

only the idiot can lose

hmmm

huuhhh

hmm how do you not know what to post here or in the next threat

compared to the PERKELEZONE

isn't that completely obvious?

not a fan of the drunk tank

by now
I am everywhere
defeating my own purpose

>>>/@TheeAlexLawson/1382673907392598016

I HAVE DEFEATED MY OWN PURPOSE

>>>/watch?v=uwaCyaemL7E

>>>/watch?v=q-QVZTKHfuE

exactly as I expected from a simple mind as yours

AGUMON

there's an 800 piece puzzle of the rosetta stone out there
looks hard

>>>/watch?v=_5IyiSiU414

cute

>>>/@Johnny_suputama/1382300425240641537

>>937822
breads

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>937834
about tree fiddy

Ohayo!

>>>/@martinbtaylor/1382760553039429633

4. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
11. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

fak
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

>>937826
great haircut

>>937839
Well it's a good thing I've never obtained my desires
I can deny magic all I want!

i wonder if you employ magic to ruin your own life, you can revert it by denying

If true I'll give it a shot

Having a rule that's like "if this work, acknowledge that it worked" as though even one person exists who needs that to be a rule
If it worked, it's gonna be acknowledged... obviously
Unless it's so small it's impossible to tell if it was just random chance or magic, I guess

You're not gonna start thinking magic's real because you cast a spell for wealth and you found a penny on the road

careful
these are laws of satanism

Why is it so GOOFY?

9. Do not harm little children.

Oh, so this isn't the libertarian one

badum tssh

i still want to know what the mating signal is

if i castrate myself, obviously it would kill my sex drive
but would it kill my painful loneliness and desire to be loved

>>937852
Try it and find out.
>>937848
So it's okay to harm big children?

>>937853
absolutely
cut them down to size

>>937847
In part because it's a deliberate satire of the Christian/Catholic faith
But also because it has roots in Chaos Magic which is literally "Do what works for you but acknowledge it works for you until you don't need it to work for you and then drop it like last week's spoiled milk"

smite em i say
gotta smite 'em all

man two of my packages havent updated tracking since march 20

both were important packages too

important pre-death stranding action figures
porter INJURED

noooo not the porter

one had 2 pairs of tights and two pairs of thighhighs that one was gonna be good

>>937865
oh my~

Oh no
https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/mrligm/my_23f_boyfriend_28m_is_really_into_anime_and_has/

ohowdy gozaiy'all

>>>/@IGN/1382604721437966341
this is utterly unhinged

hmm
ill take two

>>937869
Cool

Bang, I bought ΛCore Plus R

>>937873
wtf robin hood gets to be a piggy in the boobs of that!

at the demo range with the super sf dudes

apocrypha is an affront to god

>>937877
>>937877
>>937877

>>937874
hell yeah

>>937876
what are those, sticks? ammo?
and who are the sf dudes

just a bunch of random explosives mostly det cord
we did blocks of c4 next
now wete doing a big ol present of stuff

sweatFRog

the present

oh fuuuck

anime >>937887 →

snaake eater~

>>>/watch?v=3hkxH-nVcT8
christ
imagine mixing 664 tracks

dang apparently my package has been here forever they just never updated my status

well your package is kinda small so it stands to reason that it might be hard to find

i think ones gonna be big ones fonna be small tho

biggu pakku

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-interviewed-david-lynch-and-now-were-trapped-in-this-diner-forever/

I asked GPT3 a question and it responded with
>I guess my biggest concern would be that the world would be overrun with shitty people
wayyy ahead of you bud

My back hurts.

I wish great suffering upon the people who rename pngs *jpgs as pngs and then upload them to mangadex.
File extensions were a mistake.

I PITY DA FOO WHO BLEW UP THE DISCS ON MY SPINE

I was able to crack part of my bbabback and now it hurts less.

This one goes out to all the sick fucks out there
>>>/@dril_gpt2/1382946303160811520

>>938038
Kek

>>>/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw

Cracked a little more.

Bbl, shower

Back

welcome back was ur shower hot or cold

>>938051
Both

>>938051
How was the demo range?

Night /moe/!

>>>/watch?v=aySNwWhPQoE

people in Knights Jerseys making fun of Sharks fans on the train because they lost
we get it you watch sports

what does ohowdy even mean

howdy used to be meant to be used only in the afternoon before evenings
so you would say ohowdy in the mornings

It's what a mildly, but pleasantly, surprised cowboy might say when an old acquaintance rides into town

>>938059
>>>/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

too many cooks

ohowdy gozaiy'all

ohaiyo G'daymas

the japanese twitter artists I follow keep posting this FGO godzilla
Actually it's GBF I guess

>>938067
GBF has raids that you can post the instance to Twitter and get people to help up with
I assume that's what they're doing

Ah, I see
I thought maybe it was like a rare unit they rolled, and they were gloating

>>938066
G'day

have we heard from moon?

i haven't seen anything from them

assume bad, then

>>>/@wsvn/1382750780097241093

>>938074
To give them a medal or something, I presume?

wow you copy pasted the first reply down to the "i presume"

what the fuck
I didn't even open the damn tweet, but you're right

I mean, it's kind of an obvious reply, though

hive mind is fully operational

i might have gone with the huge testicles joke myself i've made it before and i'll do it again

>>>/@unusual_whales/1383141376322277378
wtf who in their right mind would buy ethereum classic

I don't actually know anything about all the coins, I just have a rough idea how bitcoins function

Theres supposed to have been a press conference from the province's Premier at 14:30 regarding the explosive rise in Covid cases and what measures the province will instill because of them
It is now 15:45, and the conference has been delayed twice 'till 16:00.
It'll be really annoying if it keeps getting pushed back, because there's a non-zero chance there'll be serious measures put in place that'll affect my work for the near future and I'd rather the store have the time to make a full decision and inform me of it before going home for the weekend.

At least on a positive note that non-zero chance might include an extended leave from work for me, which I could really use right now
I'm not terribly expectant since the provincial government is pretty hesitant to implement any drastic measures, no matter how much they would fucking save lives, and the people who run this store are weaselly good at framing the store as an essential business that needs to stay open, but there's a chance.

>>938081
damn that does sound annoying

Well the Premier said a bunch of responsibility-ditching word salad and gave the police more power to enforce Covid restrictions
And cancelled all non-essential construction, which might puts further delay on when I can move into that new place, which would suuuuck.
But nothing that really seems it would affect my work
I'll have to see what HR comes out with hopefully before the day ends

Miniboss walked into my office and saw my sandwich wrapped up. On my desk
And she's like "What's that??" so I said it was a sandwich
She goes "Oh, I thought it was origami"
huh
what do you mean you thought it was origami
"You're so good at origami so I thought you folded the paper the sandwhich /// sandwich came in to make it look like there was a sandwich inside"

I swear to God. Miniboss is some kind of fucking lunatic. Who thinks like this.

It's a good thing she's administration and not actually responsible for looking after clients

It feels like she's trying to insult you or something, but is too incompetent to make it land

When I told her I got a sandwich earlier, she was like "oh I'm happy to see you're eating"
What are you talking about ashley I eat every day I just don't usually eat lunch

>>938087
I think she's just like legitimately bizarrebrained.
I don't sense any malice from her whatsoever.
It feels like these are legitimate attempts to form a connection with me.

Which makes it even more unhinged.
It's like Zuckerberg trying to have a conversation with someone.

I'm a little bit sympathetic to it
That feels like exactly the dumb shit I'd end up saying the rare times I get it in my head to be confident enough to try and make a connection with someone.
It's that kind of disconnect which is why I'm kinda stuck waiting on other people to make connections with me.

>>938088
i like how shes gotten so bad you called her by name

Earlier today the office manager and I were having a really in depth conversation about photography and I could tell Miniboss was getting jealous but there wasn't any way to include her in it haha
Poor girl

>>938089
Yeah, she's definitely trying so hard.
She invited me out for ice cream yesterday but I couldn't go because I had clients.

Ohayo!

wow they really skimped out on the road texture budget

budget?

>>938093
you're watchin the bee movie?

no i dont hate myself that much
just memes

this gives me a great idea
/moe/ we should all watch Cats (2019) together
and bee movie

oh nooooo
i know people who have seen that Cats movie at least 5 times

That does sound kinda fun
Jesus, is Cats for real 2019?
2020 feels like lost time

>>938098
to what end

probably to replicate the experience of psychedlic drugs

cats was the last thing that happened before the lockdowns

last thing i did before lockdown was see the sonic movie i think

i still havent seen that

man i wish there were drugs that i liked that i wasn't addicted to because getting fucked up and watching cats and bee movie and sonic would be great

The Sonic movie was actually kinda fun

I wish the guy i know wasn't scared of helping me get my paws on LSD again
Coward

can't get addicted to shrooms or psilocybin
at least not in the normal way
too much cooldown

psilocybin or lsd*

yeah true

though i've been there where i was takin it every weekend that was bad

Being addicted to LSD sounds like hell on earth tho
Like everything sucks when you're sober, and then when you get your fix you fucking lose your mind entirely and ABSOLUTELY do not function

>>938104
The Sonic movie is fine Sobe
r

*sober.

there are people who fry their brains with LSD and just enter a permanent trip
that sounds awful

>>938101
I'd rather just get psychedelic drugs
Why would I need a lousy movie to replace the experience

>>938112
Oh that's actually true?
I had thought that was anti drug propaganda.

yeah
i only do such things max once a month
more normally once a season or more

>>938114
yeah
meth can also put enough holes in your brain that you become permanently psychotic but it's a very different psychotic than a perma trip
molly can too but that's because most of the time the MDMA you get is meth. same with addy, street addy usually meth

>>938114
i don't think it's literally a continuous lsd trip, just that they have flashbacks to the trip cuz they do it so much it's like integrated with their normal circuits

>>938112
An attractive, although definitely hellish prospect

No more normal, only soup world now

>>938117
Yeah that, I'd thought it was made up after I became more aware that a lot of anti drug styff was bullshit.

>>938117
yeah pretty much
although rarely someone is unlucky enough that LSD activates latent schizophrenia too

>>938116
sweatFrog

fuck i want some latent schizophrenia

I'd be down for some too

oh man
i've heard the voices when i've done too many shrooms
not good

latent schizophrenia party

I'm fucked up enough already thank you.

most of us are too old for schizophrenia though )L
(:
):
fuck i can't type

latent schizophrenia party and all the voices are invited
>>938127
:(((((

moe amsterdam trip 2022

schizophrenia has an age limit?

>>938130
Onset is usually in the
Oh
See >>938132

the vaaaaaaast majority of schizophrenia and bipolar activates in the late teens early 20s
most of the time when you get to like 26, 27 you're in the clear
the chances of schizophrenia hitting are insanely low
unless you do too much LSD or meth or something

schizophrenia likes em young

im 26 that gives me like a few more months of schizophrenia hope

So basically, too old to worry about LSD turning me insane?

fuck im only 17

well if your brain is built for schizophrenia then overuse of LSD can still result in it
use of meth can also create basically something virtually identical to schizophrenia too

Speaking of bipolar
As someone with depression I ggeget jealous of my friends' hypomania.

>>938137
Damn that's a shame
Meth seems like it'd be fun to try once or twice

as someone with depression i get jealous of my friends happiness

although i don't know any cases of DMT triggering schizophrenia

>>938139
don't even
meth is really bad, a lot of people get addicted literally first use
meth will destroy your brain like nothing else will
the only mainstream drug i would say doesn't even have recreational use is meth
even when used as prescribed by a doctor it's really fucked up

>>938140
Have you tried anti depressants?
They can help with anhedonia.

Well yeah, I'm not gonna
But it seems hella fun
It makes your brain go zoom, doesn't it?

>>938142
no im not a loser
and by that i mean im kidding ive never been diagnosed because i wont see anyone about my mental state

meth turns you into a paranoid, terrified wreck
cocaine makes your brain go fast and can be enjoyable
meth and crack will just ruin you. it'll feel amazing but those will just wreck you so fast and within a few uses you're going to be a trembling, terrified, paranoid wreck
or super violent

>>938144
I got that guilty gear game.
I also finally beat
>>938147
FUCK

>>938146
im not bang and im insulted youd imply it

even weed turns me into a paranoid, terrified wreck
if i do more than one puff

But coke is so EXPENSIVE

>>938148
Damn, that's fucked
I'm glad the worst I get is I feel really ill and like I'm gonna throw up if I do too much at once
Lasts like an hour or so

sam lives his life at one speed and that's bud light limearita tall boys

>>938151
what the fuck did i ever dooooo

>>938149
maybe you can get ok street addy where you are
here in the states it's mostly meth
but idk about other countries

>>938152
drink a bud light limearita tall boy

>>938149
Just bum off of ruch people at parties.

>>938154
oh right
what was that in brooklyn?

I'd be down for some psychedelic trips but
1. It's probably a dangerous thing to do you first trip solo
And 2. How do you get illicit substances without a social network
Things are hard when you're a friendless loser

>>938153
Getting an adderal prescription here requires all other medications to have been attempted and exhausted, so I'm not sure there's a lot of availability for it

>>938156
yeah we stopped in that convenience store on the way back to the not-bnb

>>938158
yeah street addy there is gonna be meth then

>>938158
WTF?

>>938159
ohh yeah
man
i was drinkin every day those days
sooo bad
that was fun and i got my copy of bayo 2

>>938162
id drink ever day too if i lived in New York

man i had three clients scheduled for today and they all no showed
i've been sitting in my office for 5 hours just dickin around

>>938164
You're making me have flashbacks to that one episode of Aqua Teen.

that sounds like a sick day of work

i should have brought my switch again
i watched some anime at least

>>938157
you can always order research chemicals online

>>938157
we should go to denver and hang out with rook and do some psychedelics

>>938167
When the fuck are they actually gonna bring VLC to the switch?
I wanna watch my cantonese cartoons on my switch
>>938172
I do, but MPC isn't gonna be ported to a nintendo, and VLC has been talking about it for a few years now

maybe ill quit soon and have more time for kara no kyokai

>>938170
Never
Also
>VLC
Use mpc

>>938171
quit

>>938171
hell yeah
just come move here i'll help you get a job it'll be fantastic
you know, if you get a job at Wawa right now, they'll give you a $250 sign on bonus

>>938168
This is vague enough for me to understand there's an option available but still not really know what you mean, sorry
But I also get if this isn't the place to have a conversation like this.

>>938174
what the fuck that's insane Wawa loaded

>>938171
I fucking love Kara no Kyoukai.

>>938176
Jan I'm sorry I mixed you up with
>>938179
Fucking shit

that;s not jan either

>>938176
yeah man good shit they had a sign outside that said that when i got a sandwich

>>938178
im not jan either though he his my fusion partner

>>938175
RCs often operate in a legal gray area where they're technically legal because they haven't specifically been made illegal (yet)
So you can sometimes get them without going through explicitly criminal means

Alternatively, I bet something like silk road still exists, so you could look into that
It's how I got weed the first time
Shit, that silk road account still has like, thousands of dollars in bitcoin on it that I can't access anymore

>>938180
Pan?

>>938175
idk what the good stores are im sure reddit knows
it's like canada chems dot com was the first thing i found on the googles

>>938182
third times the charm

>>938179
sign on, use the 250 for sandwiches, quit

>>938169
Yeah well too bad travel is still a fucking no-go
I might be able to get a vaccine by July or August and maybe that'll be enough to do international flights

smuggling tilde out of canada and doing drugs with him
what could go wrong

the perfect scheme

A lot

Believe it or not I've smuggled people past cops before
I got this

They wanna get everyone vaxx'd by like, July here, so I should be getting it... sometime
I don't really believe they're gonna make that deadline, but that's what the government fellers have said

i already got the covid, i dont need no vaccine

being vaxxed is pretty cool
but now that everyone else is getting vaxxed its kind of lame
i was vaxxed before it was cool

my dad's vax could beat up your vax

i need that prince philip vax

the one that makes you die or the one that makes you racist

>>938194
This is particularly amusing to me because DEC made a minicomputer called the VAX and I have a book about programming for it.

>>938195
500,000 geigers of radiation?

>>938196
>>938198
all three babeyyyyy

LET'S GOOOOO

the only drugs i have is kratom but i havent taken kratom in like two years or something
but i still got some

>>938201
Does it get better with age?

gonna go bicycle with my rollerblades in the pack
shit's gonna get weiird

>>938203
When I was a kid I would ride my bike while wearing roller blades.

glhf sam

tanks
<3

i need to get some roller bladess

therapy roller blading, convince your boss

Each neuron contains within itself a nanostructure whose resonance acts as an antenna both for receiving quark vibration frequencies and transmitting back to them for synchronization, effectively forming a communication protocol with higher dimensional string structures.

In higher dimensions our common thoughts are aggregated into massive socially-shared hyperbrains, each of which is segregated from the other based on both cultural and genetic similarity between specimens (mostly of the same species). Hyperbrains form a trie predicated on the commonality of our toughts and the closer you move to its roots, the closer you get to our biological origins, until eventually all species merge at the root.

Our individual biological brains then acts only as secondary devices similar to how L1/2/3 CPU cache is to the main memory of a computer. We use our brains to think only when the communication bridge is unstable, or when our experiences cannot be matched into compatibly vibrating wavelets in the hyperbrain. Our brains are also an anchoring devices of the self. While the hyperbrain encodes the shared memories and experiences of entire groups of specimens, our brain is a "diff" between the personal and the communal.

>>938208
that would be easy

>>938210
boom free roller blades

hmm true

i should just show a movie for tonight's group
hey everyone this is shin godzilla.
what's it got to do with addiction? that's the qestion you'll have to figure out

>>938204
VERY dangerous

okay back to work farebye

no wait come back

Pan died on the way back to his home planet.

>>938209
>wireless cache
Doesn't that defeat the purpose if there's fucking wireless latency?
Yes.

I swear I've had like 10% of a headache all day today
It's not been enough to make me want to take something for it, but it has definitely made this rather lousy day worse.

take some headachen't

my right brake is out and going down hills is Extremely dangerous

almost drove into a car
fuck
i am an asshole bicyclist today

>>>/@CraigWeekend/1383197009272786950

stay at home extended?

look at this dog

rate this dog

me/10

>>938227
kowaii

she has one eye because the other one exploded

>>938230
How'd that happen?

small bombs!
idk i remember when it happened some pressure build up

>>938232
I think you mean magic.
Or Hokuto nno Shinken
Either one explains it.

there's no such thing as magic

>>>/watch?v=qwROXJSJ8Dk

>>938234
[/red]

pandemic? haha what pandemic

>>938227
silent hill/10

she's cute in a terrifying way

want to admit my faults and apologize
but fear that they will not be graceful and will actually treat me worse if i do

just dont have faults

make her apologize instead

the best apology is changed behavior

the best apology is, like, a billion dollars

fuck i gotta make a billion dollars now

if i take that mask off
will you die

>>938248
It would be very painful.

i tried to play RDR2 again
man
i don't wanna do my video game chores

But then how will you have your REALISTIC COWBOY EXPERIENCE

>>938251
He could go visit Texas after the Canada lets him leave.

i uh
could always go to calgary
i think my chances of findin a Real Cowboy are about the same there

>>938253
With real guns?

>>938256
Is that a boot?

I guess we'll never know.

>>938257
no

>>938259
What is it?

Night /moe/!

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