Thread #909492

That thread's just a friend.
You know you're the only thread for me baby.

>>909494

and my mind just turns to pepsi

this ad on youtube just said "anon, lets throw a steak on the barbie" either this is a weird coincidence or some psycho targeted marketing shit

and maybe that's not out of the question
they already take some of info to prefill forms for ads to my dispair

Resist forms return to anonymity

abd gah cold

>>>/watch?v=8DoARSlv-HU
ton when its cold

>In a case report published in the Journal of the Academy of Consultation-Liaison Psychiatry doctors describe a 30-year-old man, referred to as "Mr X" for anonymity purposes, who sought to self-medicate for opioid dependence and depression.
>Mr X obtained magic mushrooms and prepared what he called a "mushroom tea" by pouring boiling water onto the fungus, which contains the water-soluble psilocybin.
>Drinking mushroom tea is a method used by some recreational takers of the drug. However, Mr X took the unusual step of preparing it for injection by drawing it through cotton, before injecting the concoction into his veins.

I really like that story.
Mushrooms growing inside your blood! It's so cool!
I can't get over how cool it is!!

>Following injection, he began to develop a number of problems. By the time his family discovered him days later, he had jaundice, nausea, diarrhea, extreme confusion, and was vomiting blood
ok but how hard was that trip?

Oh boy EA finally lost the exclusive rights to Star Wars games
Maybe we'll finally get some more niche-genre games again

Moisture farming simulator fucking when?

holding out hope for kotor 3

Give me a gritty cyberpunk noir set in the depths of Courscant

Coruscant detective noir would be pretty cool.
Especially if you were just some joe schmoe without the force

Maybe make ''em Force-sensitive for a bit of gameplay mechanics fun, but yeah, nothing actually overpowering

ACTIVATE YOUR DETECTIVE VISION
{press [___] to highlight objects you can interact with in the environment}

Having watched a lot of point and click adventures game lets plays, you really can't underscore the value of having something like that enough
Those kinds of games have this leftover culture from earlier games of making the player almost hunt pixel to pixel to find the interactable point of interest
Providing a handicap in that aspect and even making a mechanic out of it might be pretty invaluable

For sure. They had a lot of P&C adventure games at the library when I was a kid, so when my mom would be looking for books in the adult section, you know, I'd be on the computer in the kids section playing those. There was this one Scoobie Doo game taking place in Egypt I think? It didn't tell you what you could interact with so it was impossible for me to beat, because I basically had to go through it pixel by pixel haha
That was really miserable

>>909501
I will get you for this

Ohayo!

>https://www.gematsu.com/2021/01/ubisoft-and-massive-entertainment-announce-open-world-star-wars-game
>Ubisoft sub-studio working on an open world Star Wars game
Well it's a start I guess

the two geese

THE TWO TOWERS
due for a re watch

>>>/@MikeDrucker/1349431707003473927

>>909518
Yeah but then you've got to watch the entire extended version trilogy and that's basically a whole day sunk

were they paramilitary forces
i thought they were just average folks
i haven't been able to keep up with the news the past weeks just see a couple headlines

>>909521
the guys with the zipties were, yeah

most notably this guy

things getting so weird
ive gotten a group of north koreans trying to blackmail me lol
but they're incompetent

It's surprisingly not crowded in the grocery store right now
Considering we're entering a new state of emergency
Maybe by this point everyone's just desensitized to it all

>>909519
Kek

I ended up buying quite a bit of grocery stuff
But it's also like 2-3 weeks of stuff for me for the most part, plus a few long-term necessities too

This would've been a much easier trip too, if one of my co-workers wasn't so gung ho about giving people beer because we've been a bit overworked the past week or so
2+ litres of beer in my bag makes it hard to much else in it.

why can't he carry his own beer

Because my workplace is like a five-minute walk from a nearby beer store so it's way too easy to just pop on over and get yourself a fucktonne of beer if you so desire

>>>/@maullarmaullar/1349509968584589312

>>909532
what was the awesome japanese skill?

nvm i misread

Local man learns Japanese with one weird trick

Dead

>>909537

>>909532
watashi wa
mecha mecha kawaiii

Fuck you cunt fight me

I feel like in that situation you'd just have to own it.

soon there will be only silence
sesshin has begun
goodbye /moe/ see you Sunday

>>909541
Bye
Have fun

>>909541

Can you at least pump me full of Kirara goo to see me through the weekend?

Shoot your goo my dude.

>>909543
kirara kirara kyun ❤️

>>909545
aw yeah. dats the good stuff.

Have fun finding inner peace or whatever

You guys wanna know something funny
last night pk was like
>add me on discord. here's the # thing
and he posted it on moe
and i did
and then just a few minutes later he's like

>wait who the fuck is this who are you how did you get this number?

Sekihan Solo

>>>/watch?v=m_xGSjVCk8U

Dude
What if UFC was like an anime fight
where they need to shout the name of every attack before they use it

They'd probably need a lot more water, as their mouths get dry from shouting so much

tilde, are you shitposting on /a/

Nope, I haven't posted on /a/ in literal years

there's this guy in a monogatari thread saying the kinds of things you say
maybe you're brain-linked

>>909554
Good man.

>you will never light a spliff with marsh outside a nightclub after doing shots

anime >>909558 →

Does anyone know why Rika doesn't talk with us anymore aside from announcing the anime thread?

>>909557
damn shame

>>909561
aww i think she's just real busy
probably barely even has time for anime

And if that wasn't enough
her children are real busy too
so she pretty much has to raise the grandkids

marsh do you remember who you were when /moe/ was new

i remember who bang was and boy am i glad he's dead

I can't believe bang is fucking dead!

>>909567
Yikes.
Yeah. Somewhat

that cunt belongs in the past too.
That's gotta be years ago now

I'd like to think I've MATURED a little
something of a better person.

about ten of em, yeah
>>909568
bang died in 2018 and spent a year being reborn
>>909569
maturity is a strange concept
it's likely that i'm more mature than i was but probably not by much
what's most important is that i don't do shit that i regret so often
i used to just constantly do things that i'd hate myself for doing
now i just
don't
idk
hard to describe well

matured was probably the wrong word. but i couldn't think of a better one.
but yeah
>>909570
>>909570
definitely this.
That's gotta be the best thing about being sober
and motivation to stay so
is just not
always waking up full of regrets for the dumb shit i said or did

maybe that's what maturity is tho
who knows

for sure, i have said some of the worst things human beings are capable of saying
while intoxicated
in fact i think almost all of the words i wish i could take back are things i said while drunk

real talk i'm about to crack open a beer
but
a 12 oz bottle of 4.5% beer isn't exactly going to do anything

man i remember when i used to go through a bottle of kraken every few days, and everclear once a week on top of that

You nerds still playing Genshin?

i forgot you don't have the glider at the very start and jumped right off a cliff

>>909578
i haven't logged since the week they added diana
i was ar... 45?
sounds about right

>>909580
Why are you like this
Was it Amber?

>>909581
"Not really"
Or maybe the filthy catgirl killed your game.

>>909582
reeelaxx.
I have like 20 days
to start my AMERICAN adventure.
and roll the ice girl

>>909582
i just disliked how long it was going to take to get all my characters up to max
the game gets too grindy after 30~35
not enough dopamine per minute

>>909583
No you baka.
Why do you kill yourself in games in stupid ways?

>>909584

>TOO GRINDY
>GENSHIN
Your normie is showing

It could have happened to anyone.

>>909584
oh dude you'd love runescape.

>>909590
i did love runescape
but i don't anymore
i'm a little too add nowadays

Is there anything more grindy than Runescape...that isn't a Korea/Japano MMO?

Does /moe/ still only have like...two females?

idk what you're on about
now stop distracting me
i need to destroy and rebuild this oak door 10,600 more times.

>>909596
That's on you bud!
--Get Zhongli when he comes back...so you can make Rock Dicks+Balls in Genshin.

>>909595
what kind of heathen are you
there is only the internet
and anime
and we are all cute girls

Wasn't expecting sound... >>909599 ...my ears are now damage forever

>>909597
husbandofag

>>909602
Excuse me--I only have one level 80 and it's not Zhongli.
>>909600
You wish your life was on EASYMODO!
Get dat onlyfans for da dosh

i just checked and i was AR44 and i had a lvl 70 Keqing, 60 Venti, 60 Mona
and on Keqing I had Aquila Favonia

>>909595
Only one who posts frequently.
And she only posts in the anime thread except for the posts she makes linking to the anime thread.

>>909600
I can support this statement.

>>909604
>Venti
Well fuck you too--he didn't want me in his VentiGang...I got Jean.
4chan would fucking hate you for the Mona and Keking tho'...dem prime waifus some still don't got.

>>909605
>>909607
You scare away the females don'tcha?
DONTCHA?

i lied about checking, it' more like i think i rememebred
but this wiki is saying you need 45 for ascension 3 so
i gotta check for real

>>909608
The other two that still come infrequently are busy.

>>909613
As every female is.

It doesn't matter. I have settled in that I can't talk to anyone in the world about my trash idol rythem game for the rest of my life.

>>909615
Why does she have Midsummer's Night Dream on her shirt?

Why is the white in the image just--not there? Easy magic-wand and drag away job.

it would be pretty funny if my account has been hacked while i've been away from the game

>>909619
Quit setting flags.

planted my flag in ur mum last nite boyo

>>909622
Disgusting

METAL GEARRR

>>909616
her eyes are up there

>>909625
/moe/ is finally black

>>909608
lmao
>>909626
bible black?

>>909627
I didn't know I stepped into a futa orgy

WHOOPS I guess

i couldn't pull Mona so i stopped genshin
scoopid gam

Should have just wanted another girl--and be pity broken by her...the desire sensor is always there and always 100% working as intended.

DESIRE
so i should spend hours in the menu staring at 3 star boi

Sounds kinda homosexual

my mona was only 50
i misremembered

i'm only AR40

i have enough for some 10-pulls tho
finna go ham

o shit
i'm still like 20 or somethin

my klee is level 40 that's mostly it

If you guys actually played vidya games...you'd be going for GoatGirl in current banner
...
...

Just cause she cute

GOAT GIRL??
oh right

wow i only got 3x 4star weapons from a 10-pull off each banner
rip
guess i won't log in for a few more months

Why would you roll perma-banner if a character banner is up?

>>909648
cause i already had the fates
i got the from the 5-per reset exchange

>>909649
Ah yes, the blue balls

my primogems go to one place and one place only
hitting pity on event banner

my account was probably worth something at some point
no way that's true anymore

You harm me just by having Venti.

I got pity-broken by a "harp".

Press the Resist button repeatedly to gain strength

>>909655
How much did this voice-line cost?

>>909657
current rate: 65 united states dollars

That's a lot of Lumins--or...ah, fuck...I don't remember the names of any other cheapo-dirt bitcoins

>>909654
oof

i had my pity on the normal banner give me keqing and then Aquila Favonia dropped like less than 10 pulls later
which was legit probably the best possible thing i could have from any of the 5-stars
that sword is dope

>>909654
is pity breaking the guaranteed 5*

>>909664
If you lose the 50/50 coinflip then your next 5* is garrenteedo'd, if that's what you mean--yuh

>>909663
>Hi
>I had a lucky roll in my account
>shit was cash
>(ditches account)

basically
yeah
unfortuantely the game just stopped being as fun after honestly like AR25
but i stuck with it out of some sort of masochistic determination
but it just gets worse and worse

War is no reason to lose a friendship

>>909666
You proably just slammed into the Trinket Upgrading wall that I did.

>>909667
But if friend dies in war, and you die too...you get to be ghosts together

nah i hit all sorts of walls around early 30's
i don't know what kept me pushing all the way to 40 honestly

>>909669
YOU CONFUSE ME

i still have quests undone if you can believe it

Thought being a weeb and gamer went hand-in-hand...guess not.

updating genshin impact....

>>909673
shadowlands came out
tarkov had a wipe and big patch
dota 2 had one of the craziest patches ever
there's a new season of anime rn
there's so many reasons to not play genshin atm

how u been bokuuuuuuu
you got the rona yet?

>>909675
God...DOTA is STILL ALIVE!?

>>909676
I've already had it. I got it when it first hit.
Shit was GARBAGE dawg

more alive than at any point previously in fact

>>909677
D:

>>909679
Everyone in house but me works in health-care tho', and they get the ol' vaccine tomorrow--so autism #soon, baby!
--where's the new /moe/ code?! HUH!?

>>909678
but how

SOON
the old standby
grats
on your roommates autismos

>>909680
I UHHH

wasting too much time watching Twitch to write a codes

It's the VTubers, ain't it?

noo not for me
altho i thought code miko or whatever that unreal streamer was has got the right idea

Pls make /moe/ VTuber, kthx

downloading more updates...

Better not be on your phone...you'll kill it
Genshin too fucking fat for phones

still can't bind jump to Mouse5 natively lol

>not playing with controller

wtf it's how do you aim with controller

Not well.

also, "Caulk Prince"???

>>909697
You missed the event with the guy that can create things with "chalk'/"alchemy"...and get a free one-hand swordo.

He also can summon an "elevator".--now there is only Goat.

elevatah?

I knew I had a gif/webm of it!
Yay!

wow wtf
unfair advantage

i pulled and got a Keqing and a Kaeya
bah

At least it wasn't Qiqi.
...why does everyone get Kaeya but me

i have a qiqi too
and i already had a kaeya
at least the keqing is new but
where dat mona at

>>>/watch?v=gyrJZ9njyrw

Dailies done. Time to party.
--would have thought Genshin would be very /moe/, since can enter each other worlds and help out.

I think most of the regulars play it but I dunno anymore
I quit eventually, just didn't wanna redo everything on the NA server

I'm fairly certain there's only a few people playing it at this point
The game's just not very good!

It's decent for a gatcha

It's got good polish for a gacha
Gameplay-wise it's a grindfest that takes some basic elements from other recent action-RPGs and smooshes them together into a facsimile of a game.

MMO without the MMO, in a lot of ways yeah

well, the O is there

>>909759
I think that's a bit too harsh.
I like the world design.

>>>/@billwurtz/1349619399859314689
billayyy

>>909763
Wouldn't that just make them regular booths?

I think it would hurt to have your hand crushed by a mallet

>>909765
You should try it and find out.

>>>/watch?v=NVgS7Kxd6cg

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

>>909769
Sup
Do anything fun today?

>>909770
today i biked across a big high bridge over the sea
bicycled around in the far land for a few minutes before realizing it was suburban mediocrity
got sushi and got out

i bicycled quite a vit
bit. nice day
put off some of my responsibities

>>909771
seems like you're trapped in a cycle

>>909772
No he's off the bicycle, he's on his computer now.

>>909771
I put off my responsibilities almost every day.

Thars not tge picture I meant to pick.
How embarrassing.

you probably should be a little embarassed
that's some real chuuni edgelord shit from 2006

Night /moe/

>>>/watch?v=gvJECAYgjM8

>>>/watch?v=PeTeKM4ZarA

>>909782
I think you might be too horny.

BONK

boobs should not be a structural support for the dress
they're so rigid
looks weird

ok why am i even talking about this lol
hi
hows life

i started watching one piece while i grind my clicker game.

restarting the minecraft server tooday
Just not a lot of fun going back to an old save, basically

>>909787
how far are you?
>>909788
clearin out the cobwebd

>>909789
135/837

at least in this batch i've got.

No shortage of CONTENT.

You know, if you skip the recap and the preview each episode is only like ~15 minutes

The only downsidee
is that there is a lot of other anime I'd like to watch on the backlog rn

but
only so many hours in a day.

kinda annoying getting lot of "food delivery app/etc" ads and none of them operate in my town

google track me better onegaishimasu

Food delivery apps would need to be cheaper than going myself for me to even consider it tbh

don't feel like walking 3-5 km one way for dining tho

I guess if you have to walk it makes sense

Botan's voice sure has changed since her debut

She probably upgraded her mic
A different mic can make an insanely huge change on how you sound

That's probably it, yeah

chair instructions are dumb

>>909800
?

all it had to do was more clearly show "push until click"
but nah

like, assembly instructions?

yeah

>>909790
holy crap the whole thing

Ohayo!

>>909782
Damn
MMD looks like that?

>>909800
Are you sure its not you who is dumb?

>>909807
MMD has improved a lot over the years.

>>909808
instruction show image of put wheel into hole
not put wheel into hole and push until it clicks
it didn't help that one of the wheels FELT secure without pushing it in, and then the rest, which obviously weren't sticking, just kept falling out.

>>909810
Okay

It's ok to put some words on your international instructions you know!
Or some sort of "click" effect
it's not hard!

This is cool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rydberg_polaron

>>>/@maullarmaullar/1349766783058681857

Oh the new Pokemon Snap's coming out April 30

the server has been rebooted, and the search for somewhere to plop down the base will begin
...tomorrow
Can't be fucked now

butts

Dead

>>909800
??
just sit on it
It's not that complicated

>>909819
Nice hazy impression.

>>909820
urasaii na

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpeeq/australian-man-storms-animal-shelter-with-assault-rifle-looking-for-his-cat
Now this is based.

that doesn't sound based at all from the URL

the lord is giving me one more chance

what do i do?
how will i act?
it is a question of the heart

>>909822
i read the article
that's horrible

>>>/@MilesKlee/1349795165494337536

>>909826
Now that's definitely based.

what does based mean anymore
ehat did it ever mean
under my assumption of the definition yes the pigeon is based

but these days i only see based in the context of maga idiots
so i son't even know anymore

they're stealing all the words

based on a true story

you'd know about meme warfare if you had played MGS just sayin

>>909828
Yes, the pigeon is based.

oh shiiit
princess gacha has an english version out

do i dare???

Has it released yet?
I know they've been advertising it but I didn't catch a release date

Think so. it's in the google play store

Yeah, must've come out like either today or yesterday
Especially since it's got only 50,000 downloads

>>909838
Oh no
Marsh how many of these gacha games are you going to play?

It will continue to suck me down until it swallows me whole

i do have a copy of MGSV i got for free somehow
hmmm
HNNRRGG COLONEL

sam why is your server so rickety?
are yuh getting ddosed?

imagine you tried to compile one (1) rust program
but the kernel said
SIGKILL (9)

>>909843
But then who was phone?

oh i just saw this
>>>/@coherentstates/1349789867249692675
confirmed

>>909843
You gonna report the bug?

what bug? it's the OOM killer

>>909847
Oh
Well I hope you learned your lesson to not compile on your vps.

What was the program you wrote anyways?

i didn't write shit

Then what wewere you compiling?

its a SECRET

Damn
My only weakness.
I assume you're going to cross compile it now.
But are you going to cross compile all rust in the >>909854
Oh

no im just not gonna run it cuz RAM limitations

Maybe if you didn't use redis you wouldn't have memory problems.
I wish I could help but instead I can only complain.

if i hadn't used redis i wouldn't have written the board in the first place so uh

anyway
all i have to do is finish the archival feature sometime
i've kicked that can down the road for years

>>909856
Oh no

a girls gonna cook dinner for me tomorrow :3
i hope she doesnt suck last pic she sent looked kinda bland

nonono you want to hope she does suck

well thats already a done deal
but i wanna know if shes a good cook

>>909859
why would you hope her cooking is bad?

>>909861
if her cooking is bad then it'll be just like the animes

the animes where she sucks your penis?

yes, exactly those

study says
>Hungry men exposed to blue light are sensitive to Earth's magnetic field

press x to doubt

>Starved men, but not women, significantly oriented toward the ambient/modulated magnetic north or east, directions which had been previously food-associated, without any other helpful cues, including sight and sound
wait why are north and east food-associated

they created the associations by puttin chocolate chips in the hands of the dudes who were standing that way earlier

honestly can't tell if that's a shitpost or from the study

either way it's a shitpost
there's no way this study will replicate imo
if it did
HOO NELLY

that girl posted this
>>>/watch?v=JFSaG9ncw84
a week ago
but what could it mean
:thonk:

which girl

ghost girl

she wants to see me
but she also hates everything i say
i just gotta say different things

only repeat what she says
boom

she doesn't say anything!!!
she keeps ghosting me

oh messed up
im opposite i got too many b*tches right now

she said 'keeping things tight' last time she talked to me

>>909877
oh shit

did you call someone the wrong name

not yet
i only say one girls name lol i dont thinkj ive ever said the other girls' names

can't believ whoa was harem protagonist this whole time

>>909876
Oh
I thought you meant the witch girl.

bro u should see me now im so buff and cut at the same time
panties drop at the sight of me
i even wear anime tshirts and they still pretend to like me

>>909883
no, witch girl is different girl

>>909885
But does she believe in ghosts?

ghost girl more like ghost HURKL
hurl too

>>909874
sounds like you're succeeding with whatever you're saying now though

maybe shes playing the sh*ttest game
and since samurais personality is compatible with that it works out

>>909888
i have been saying essentially nothin
just sending her pokes on facebook
metaphorically

and then she posts poetry on her blog

tell her i said hey next time
and give her my line ID

ok actually i got just the thing
make a poetry for her
"The Ghost"
By whoakun

Beautiful nighttime
where a little cute ghost hugs
beyond the blanket

finger snaps finger snaps murmur murmur

no no, counterpoetry isn't the move here
you can't challenge the ghost to her own game

yea my attempt at poetry would not yield a good result

yea my attempt at poetry would not yield a good result

yea my attempt at poetry would not yield a good result

hi :)

thats ok just be yourself samu kyubey :)

suh babe (:

ok i got someone she showed me a couple outfits shes got a nurse and like this fishnet outfit
what should i ask her to wear

also how can i convince her to grow her hair just a little bit longer
not that i really care
but it's pretty short

challenge her to a hair growing contest

>>909902
fishnets for me
>>909904
you're a genius

>>909902
why can't she wear the fishnets with the nurse outfit?

>>909906
>>909906
>>909906
>>909906

she probably could i told her to bring both
shes wearing easy access panties in the nurse outfit pic she sent me LOL

>>909903
realistically you probably can't unless yall start actually dating
or if she turns out to be TREMENDOUSLY into you

when did wow-chan become such a ladykiller

what if i slowly and insidiously undermine her self worth and confidence

i always was heh. i just didnt talk about it cause i dont like blogging im just in a good mood lately and also no one else is on so i have no one to blog at ://

and i cant talk about it with my friend cause shes a mutual friend LOL
i dunno if he knows

>>909913
spill that tea

>>909911
what if you briber her salon to cut 60% less hair off her everytime she goes

yes
it's a plan

>>909913
tell your bro but also hook him up with her friends wtf are you doing

apparently he kissed one of her friends and she was waiting for him to invite her to his tent
but hes kinda shy
i wasnt there they went camping

you hate to see it

yeah she was teaching him some lines in jap like denwabongo oshiete
which is how u ask for phone number
and hes like "yeah she was cute" but he didnt get the hints :/

underconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

me? i took up salsa dancing for one girl heh instant panty dropper
although i did salsa dancingb before so i was ok to begin with

salsa is pretty easy to learn too, like three basic steps and you can impress most people
my cousins taught me when I was a kid

yeah but its fun :)

i made a friend on twitter he drew me this pic :)
hes japanese

kawaii(cute) desu

how long have you been in japan now?
last I remember you were still in the US doing your medic training or something

nice art\
im stealin it

i came september 2019 so a year and some months
i was in hawaii for 1 month like may 2020 thats the only time i left

damn sounds pretty nice
I've only been once back in 2017, osaka was a lot of fun and kyoto was really pretty

im tryin to go to tokyo for golden week with my tomodachi

hm good chest day todayt even tho the flat bench was taken and i had to do machine

need to get back to the gym, they just opened back up at 25% capacity last week
I'm so fuckin out of shape I didn't do shit all 2020 aside from some calisthenics

>>909931

i had to do flat bench machine the benches were taken :/
>>909932
gyms one of the few things that were never closed here
im proud of my progress :) now i need to buy steroids

>>909932
yeah I lost a heap of progress with shutdown too
since i stopped going in to campus
and there's where my gym was.

I still try to stay active but I haven't had a proper lifting session in ages.

anime >>909936 →

at least in homegym i can play runescape.

just play runescape at the normal gym lol
thyis one dude always watches naruto on his tablet at the gym

>>909939
oh i'm not embarrassed about it
It's more of a convenience thing.

oh ok sorry i didnt know

it's ok.

A few years ago i probably would have been a bit self conscious about being such a loser

yeah now ur ok with being that big of a loser :)

lol i remember one time my brother was having a house party
and people we both knew would be there
I think i was out of town or overseas or something
and i asked him to go into my bedroom and hide all of my anime figmas.

>>909945
yeah now idgaf

>>>/@kusowarosuwwww/1349655502184087552
thius is such a funny scene :)
im happy it came on my twit tl

https://music.>>>/watch?v=tyneiz9FRMw

https://music.>>>/watch?v=NTrm_idbhUk

Hrrrrmmmmmmm
I kind of want to go to the convenience store, but I really shouldn't.

>>909947
what a bad boy
>>909954
couple of bad girls

>>909967
im full of mana
i wonder how much elves get

>>909960
I love this song.

song is cute but now my last braincell is dead

>>910008
F

https://music.>>>/watch?v=Q_QEPrkwZ-Q

$2(AUD) a bottle isn't bad for ramune, is it?

sure. that's pretty good

>>910047
Damn, that's cheap.

get me one

>>>/@LeilyKelly/1349970041886941184
oo bb

I bought three(3)
stawb, melon and uh

>>910051

WWell I already knew the first part, didn't know the second.

blueb

>>910052

Cold bevvie
Kirei sunset

enjoy the moment

that was yesterday
lucky that storm didnt hit us

well go out and find another sunset then yuh dumb cunt

https://amp.9news.com.au/article/ed417482-0d6d-4a26-bcbc-b8dad44d9d16
the saga continues
maybe they should do something with this guy
seems like hes only going to continue to have problems

from this angle the construction indicator looks a bit like a urinal

>>910057
give it half an hour
>>910059
go pee in it :)

>>910058
What the hell is "ice binge"?

Also I'm heading over tto te konbini, anyone want anything?

meth
a binge on meth
>>910062
uh can I get some rammune
>>910064
yeah bad copywriting

>>910063
It said "he was on ice binge" not "an ice binge" so I was confused.
Also they should've said

Should've said meth instead of ice.

The guy at the 24/7 convenience store said that it was closed.
So now I have to go to the convenience store in the opposite direction from my house.

>>910052
lookit dat majestic cloud

>>910066
it's a pretty shit 24 hour store then
if it closes

>>910065
we call ice over here
stupid probably,yes
but thats just what most people know it as

>mfw americans call iced up drongos "meth heads"

>gas station is also closed

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!

noooooo
sorry for your loss

>>910068
Right?

im sorry for your gas

ive been watchin this sumo tourny going on for the next 12 days
theres some fun matches :)
https://www.twitch.tv/mbovosumo
todays over but tomorrow at 1600 JST

I'm gonna eat some popsicles and make some jello.

how come

how cum?

>>910077
Because it will calm down my rage.

>>910078
Very carefully

0.01 tolerance

>>910080
with precision instruments
apply 0.3 newton meters of torque to extract 10 cc of jism

or just ask ur mum LOl

>>910083
GOTTEM!

oh no pwned againnn

sunset not as good as yesteryear

starting a new (new) job today

>>910087
nice.
grats
what is it?

>>910087
Omedetou

I put the jello in the fridge.
I'm going to eat it in five and a half hours.

i store all my drugs on the bannister

i store my drugs in my body

>>910088
i can tell you in private later
i gotta be careful about my public info

>>910094
yeah sure fair enough.

>>>/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc

Night /moe/

the boys are done seizing the day
now its time for the men to seize the night
you can buy this epic phrase on my teespring site
>>910087
naisu, congrats!

that's... actually not too bad

i mean
I wouldn't wear it
but somebody probably would.

I just thought of that
maybe I should turn my shitpost into shirts

>>910101

>>910102
did you ever see that thing where there are bots on twitter that look for phrases like "I'd love this on a shirt!" and take the picture that person is replying to and turn it into a shirt (basically ripping off the artist) and how people started making bootleg disney pictures to trap the bots into violating copyright

>>>/watch?v=1_PiRb9Qv0Y

warchin jujutsu kaisen with my coworker :) he likes animes hes drunk

>>910103
Good to know that man can still beat the machines.

>>910105
maybe you two should kiss
as like
a funny prank

lol ok ill make a move rn

https://music.>>>/watch?v=M_I6tASrnwk
>>910107
just touch his hand as a joke haha

>>>/watch?v=mHk4nYfa7AI

what is that music youtube

hmm this girl im seein tmr said she likes dry wine cuz its higher alcohol should i ask her if shes planning. on getting drunk or should i tell her to send nudes

>>910111

youtube music whatever
the way they do sharing includes the youtube link I suppose
>>910112
ask her if she likes blazblue and if she wants to 1v1 ( no dont actually)

damn I've sneezed three times in a row its over for me

she dorsnt like video games

these drunk dudes always put me on edge
gotta drag me into the thing
there was a guy in a borat kini i suppose that's something even though its lame

did u say hey to him

also nice fairy tail girl i thinj
shes cute

i drove past the borat guy he was doing handstands
one of the drunk guys was like "hey you punch my friends head in"
and said ill try even though ima 5"7 runt

Minecraft can look really good with some shaders on

>>910121
the lighting looks good
I'm a bit mixed on some of those textures

those are default textures

oh
that makes sense

brown bricks

?

with mine crap

mineycrafta

But those aren't bricks
It's oak

Oat bricks

its a meme u dip...

ill dip u u meme

OH
OH OH-OH!

I got a love that keeps me waitin'

Sounds nice

I'm a lonely boy
such a lonely boyyy

Ohayo!

soups

>>910137
Got an italian beef sandwich for lunch. You ever had one of those?

yea ive had some of those in NY
good shit tasty but real unhealthy i think

love those pickled peppers tho

If I ever end up leaving the Chicago area I'm really gonna miss them.
Speaking of real unhealthy I actually decided to get their smallest size because I was worried about the calories. It was incredibly unsatisfying and I'm never doing it again. Next time I'll get a seven inch instead of a five inch.

>>>/watch?v=2yKWOwHbgOg

>>910135
HE'S JUST A LONELY BOY FROM A LONELY FAMILY

>>>/watch?v=pzOyDMt0ZYA

SAXXXTON HAAAALE!
>>910143
noo

incapacitated by cringe

crung your way out of it

no wonder we don't have any towels in this house
they're all stuffed in front of doors to keep the cool air in

>>910148
There are things you can buy just for that

yeah I know
i don't really use the air con either

in gonna // im gonna try and fix my bike so I can start riding again

Sounds like a good project
It's the middle of winter here so even if I had a bike, using it wouldn't be a great option right now

mnm
What a great sleeep. i feel REFRESHED and REVITALIZED.

What a coincidence
I'm in dire need of great sleep that makes me feel REFRESHED and REVITALIZED

>>910154
would recommend.

Fuck I'd even recommend it to myself at this point

Oh yeah Marsh did you end up giving the PriConne mobage a spin

>>910157
I've downloaded and installed but haven't played it yet.

>>910154
Same
>>910158
Don't play it
The first step is admitting you have a problem.

fuck you they're cute

yeah i played priconne too
by play i mean went to the booru and looked at the tag

prejacked

>>910151
i need to regrease the chain or just replace it outright
it's really sufferin the winter rain

sounds like the name of some preworkout

prejack before s*xx for extra cummies

do u finish or just fluff it up
asking for a friend

no finish
only jack

ok ill let my friend know

i got this hot tip from reddit
hope ur friend likes it

someones cookin me din din today im so excited :) i havent had home cooked for in so long :)

>>>/@dellcam/1350191536332484618
in-belieb-able

>>910170
yay
what are you gonna do while they cook

talk to them i dunno
i didnt think about that
look at their butt probably

turn on a game of FOOTbawl

the meeting times right after sumo ends :/
or id do that

it's crazy how OLED screens use less power if you use dark mode
makes total sense but is kinda funny

did u finish ur bitcoin price checker

no
it's broken
also it's ETH
i need to debug it
i been puttin that off cuz jerbs and investments and shit

playing flex queue on OW instead

why overwatch that games like so 2000 and late

>>910171
Kek

>>910179
i been enjoying flex queue
i get to tank main all day with the occasional heals
and then i have free passes for DPS queue

what did she mean by this

>>910182
She had sex with Bender Bending Rodriguez at an airport.

Aerobender
the power of aeromancy.

touched by the Grace of divinity

>>910185
Noice

great kickstarter?

>>910187
Sure

army breakfast :)
they havent had hash browns lately kinda upset

I'm tentatively getting breakfast from my favorite breakfast place tomorrow.

>>910189
that's rough bro
i know how much you like your browns

>>910188
can u post the one with china in it
>>910191
oh ok

>>910185
is this what the kids mean when they say "cursed"

>>910192
Her name isn't China, its Hong Meiling.

>>910194
whys she a rider

>>910195
NNo idea
>>>/watch?v=CPkU4Dhpznk

>>>/watch?v=YGBDAxCDLs4

mountain dew syrup tastes ike battery acide

what does mountain dew taste like

>>910200
Watered down battery acid

this waiter keeps employing the Ask a question while giving a thumbs up with their non dominant hand Gambit
i gave some thumbs ups back to be nice
but
what's the best way to punish this strat?

👍

thumbs down

hit em with a Miyamoto

f*ck the waiters wife

oh that's a good one. he'll never see it coming

im 80% sure he'a gay and doesn't wife

FUCK
there's no good options

don't tip.

do they got filet mignon

its a taco place

bro just get chorizo huh

i ordered an ancho orange marg
that'll show him

show him youre gay maybe

#imfey (Kooloo Limpah!)

#imfey (sproink)
sproink

Doc
where is he now

>>910214
now he'll think you're gay too

dunno i havent talked to doctor gf in a long time
i saw him in vegas and that was p much the last time i talked to himn

>>>/watch?v=l8clH51Mrgo

he's singin on the streets of vegas now

ok i hit them wirb thm
// with the thumb out pointing at the exit

#imfey (Invigorating.)

>>>/@KlasfeldReports/1350261984340684800
Whoopsie!

it's incredible to watch in real time these asshats realize what they've wrought

say hello
who are you
im you but stronger

>>910223
hell hath no fury like a samurai scorned

>>910225
Kek

the NRA filed for chapter 11

i already wrote their chapter 12
the chapters title?
broke niggas

>>910231
F

>>910232
lol I was expecting something like that but you still made me laugh gj

you on the left?
or
you on the right?

context: unknown

>>910235
Right

>>910235

hmm dr chopper or a cute girl hard choice

nami also doesn't have any gumi powers which is kind of lame

https://music.>>>/watch?v=QvwhnMZinDQ

only available to music premium :(
must be blocked in nippon

wow really
that's gay

>>910241
maybe its cus you're on a phone

>>910243
Works on my machine ™

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-13/animal-shelter-australian-soldier-accused-of-pointing-gun/13055284
>>910243
japan might have weird copyright things going on there

>>910245
they are pretty shit with that stuff

there's a whole heap of japanese content on Spotify i cant get

>>>/watch?v=qkRsnh4K1Vg

yeah i have a jap phone and a us phone
also im not on a phone
im on my comp
so i can listen to this one jap album on my us phone but its blocked on my jap phone lol

>>910245
I posted that a few days ago.

>>910249
SSpSpoSpooky

I can't believe /moe/ is fucking dead!

why don't you post it again

>>910253
OOkay

I CAN'T BELIEVE /MOE/ IS FUCKING DEAD!

now post it on tano

>>910255
But why would I post about /moe/ being dead on tano?

Also
Do anything interesting today?

no not really

>>910258
damn
My only weakness
What did you do that wasn't interesting?

i went to the gym today :)
and paid my phone bill

>>910260
Omedetou
How was your deito?

its in 40 mins

>>910262
Ganbatte

the only thing ganbatte is her cooking
i ate a small protein bar in case its gross
LOL

im already spending the night so its whateva

the ultimate chad move is to bring your own take-out food in a paper bag.

doushio

i am a kot

and I must meow
nyaaa

$2.90 chickens at woolworths
what a steal

oh no you're not gonna get the discount stuff that's almost due to be thrown away

psh
it's still good food.
The only reason they'd have to chuck it is that they close in an hour

yeah I do it too I just wanted to jab at you for scoring hot deals
they used to have these meal in a box things at work
stuff like slow cooked lamb etc and they were pretty good even when discounted

I have this really good song stuck in my head.
>>>/watch?v=0WGVgfjnLqc

ok she xooked hambaga (meatloaf)

>>910275
>meatloaf
I still remember the last time I ate meatloaf.
My aunt forced me to eat it and ttotook away the ketchup that I was using to hide the disgusting taste and I ended up throwing it up. She said it was my fault for putting too much ketchup on it (that wasn't why I threw up).

>>910275
was it good
I suppose it would be compared to army food
>>910274
I used to have this on single

>>910277
On vinyl?
Cool
It was the band's only number one charting single.
Sex and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll probably could've reached number 1 if it hadn't been banned from being played on BBC.

ya it was p good i hadd sme like tomato shitake soupu
hambaga (meatloaf) pan (garlic bread) and tomatoes (tomatoes)

i brought some expensive wine and she liked it :)

she just got canged into her silk pajamas wth the door open o_o

>>910281
Noice

Oh, I just thought of a good idea.
Genetically engineering yeast to produce silk in order to male silk cheaper. There was a dude who did that with spider silk (much more useful than regular silk).

>>910281
iyaaa
now she can't get married

whats trainspotters about
some movie

>>910286
Heroin

thats one od her fab movie

Nice
It's supposed to be ready good, its on my film backlog.
It's Irish I think
>>910290
No
But I hear its overrrated

have you seen Requiem for a dream

>>910290
Have you seen Repo Man?
Not to be confused with Repo Men.

>>910289
probably
>>910291
no

>>910292
I highly recommended it. It has the best soundtrack (as opposed to original score) of any movie not about music. Iggie Pop wrote the theme.
Anyways if you ask LV he can get you a copy of it.
IIdI'd bbe up for watching it with you.

ok rec a movie thats "true rmance and suspense ad action"
lol thats wat she say she like

>>910294
The Dark Knight Rises
I don't really watch romance stuff

>>910294
Lord of the Rings

there's no romance you dolt

its funny watchin her type in katakana for eng movies
ahes all like
to ra nu su pa tu ing

>>910298
Does she watch with subtitles?

ya eng wirh jap subs
she says she likes te eng vices more than the jap du

>>910300
Based

Honestly I'm not into suspense so it would take me a while to think of a suggestion.

ere

ok were doin train spotting
we were gnna do usual suspects but it wasnt free
i like uual suspects :/

>>910304
Nice
My sister used to have a trainspotting poster.
Also there was a sequel to Trainspotting recently.
I think the soundtrack to trainspotting is supposed to be really good too.

she said she xant ubderstand the accent they speak in and was surprised i could lol

>>910306
It's Irish righr?

it's like british or scottish

the film is british but it's set in scotland

Oh it's Scottish
>>910309
Scotland is still part of Britain

the accent is different though

>>910311
The accent is different in Wales too

yeah she knows eglish tho so i thot it was fnny she couldnt understand it

>>910313
Maybe you should watch it with English subtitles.

Also
There's an anime character named after the main character
Renton from that one bones anime
The one with te bad sequel
Eureka 7

we got jp subs on its ok
shes not watchin atqays ses just layin on meLOL

>>910312
you'd might say it was welsh in that case

>>910317
Yes, I'd say the film is Scottish in this case
I wouldn't call it british and say its set in Scotland, I'd just say its Scottish
Unrelated but have you seen 24 Hour Party People?
It's about the Manchester scene in the late 70's through the early 90's and the Hacienda.

i havent thanks for assking tho

wtf thus dude just pooped then went into the tilet

like head first dive into it

>>910321
Gross
Also FYI this isn't a haply movie, its really fucked up

>>910320
it's a pretty messed up movie
wonder why she likes it

This is the song that movie is named after.
>>>/watch?v=0zWpHxfQvtk

I highly recommended this band btw rene.

ya she said is fricked ul
up
shes fricked uo too so thats p wy

who the frick is rene
is that nsfw sgoi

>>910327
Some nerd

Aw fuck
It snowed
That means I have to shovel and salt tomorrow.

>>910327
I suppose that first part is a legacy I have made for myself
I'm not from new zealand tho

Oh no
It's after five

>>910330
Do you want me to link te Repo Man trailer?

maybe some other time if you're keen
I'm kind of in the middle of something

>>910333
Okay
I'm probably going to bed soon.

ok good night :)

>>910335
NNot yet, but soon

dang she said se diidnt wanna drink but were buying more ok

poppin bottles

I thought you weren't supposed to see the Doom guy's face
but it's right there
in the first cutscene.

>>910339
HHe's Doomguy
Not Master Chief

Wait no
Yeah what the fuck?

old doom you would see it all t
'h]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]i888888888888888888 *r5l.............

>>910342
what all 12 pixels?

>>910342
Yeah in the HUD

g

>>910345
I always just assumed that image was his hasbando
and he used it to motivate himself to fight

or so the lore goes.

cat on keyboard
this is my ife now

You're evidently not giving it enough attention!

>>910347
Remove it

no the cats right
I need to finish cleaning my room

has anyone else here played Downwell?

Night /moe/

Blue cheese can't expire, right?
It just gets a bit more flavour

It can hit a point where the mold fungi becomes dangerous to ingest in large quantities however.
So yeah, it can expire.

>>>/watch?v=uWuR8AjJjO0

aged like a fine blue cheese
>>>/watch?v=tUJ0atwgQ48

>>910355
pssh

>>>/watch?v=4iWUdAVyKeU

lol this girl is havin me message amutual friend
hes lol ing on disford at her eith m

>>910361 →
>>910361 →
>>910361 →