Thread #833074

Dad:
>Would you ever learn a language? If you could speak one language fluently, which would it be
Me:
(internal)
>don'tsayJapanese don'tsayJapanese don'tsayJapanese don'tsayJapanese

>ahh.. I don't know. Good question. Maybe Russian or something

toss me in the dirt so I don't have to WERK

learn yiddish, marsh

>>833078
what's the yiddish doujin scene like?

>>833079
thousands of years of doujins remain untranslated

>>>/watch?v=cPYF--u3l0Y

日本語勉強ましょうか’

>>>/@pcgamer/1252718805182267400

>>833083
tooooooodd

I’m sad it’s against the rules to mod in content from 76 into 4 because id love to deal with their enemies but i dont want to deal with 76

What's so bad about 76?

>>833085
buggy trashbin but worse

theyre adding npcs to what was an otherwise player only game but >>833083

i dont really want to do mmo fallout
i want to fight cool things but not when it’s designed to be fought like raid bosses or what have you

Maybe it doesn't have enough player

good morning

hello blue

I think I discovered the worst possible thing ever as a phone merchant

calling me rn

that guy just now
will regret

Which phone should I buy finnish person?

>>833094
HMD global
basically
nokia

That nokia 5.3 is fairly affordable, rest seems a tad expensive.

Why do you suggest nokia anyway? I assume you have one?

nokia Finnish pride worldwide

>>833097
why would you want a asian spy phone?

unlike anyother phone in the markets
hmd global at the very least
is assembled in a western country

where the parts come from is another question

Asian spy phones are quite cheap, so that's a huge plus. It's all android in the end, so can just put a different ROM on it if it comes with spydroid

Assembled elsewhere is just bookkeeping is the parts are made in china anyway
if*
No difference at all

they can spy on you regardless of what phone you get it's super easy

all phone OS spies on you

unless you root it
but that looses warrantry

even then phones were easy spy tools before they even had OS in a meaningful sense
that phone you had in 1999 with centipede on it could spy on you

I think funniest part of history are the weird soviet tools used for phon spying

Ain't hiding from the NSA mates
Would like to avoid google, but sadly the fruit phone is expensive as shit

gee whiz how am i gonna figure this one out

Looking for new prospects on bumble?
I used it in Japan a bit, but hardly anyone on it. At least more english speaking people, tinder had mostly nihongo speakers

>>833110
the river splits
and flows into sea
all is true

>>833111
im on tinder, bumble, and okcupid
no luck on any of them but i take another look occasionally
most people i match with want to hook up and don't care about the pandemic

Yeah takes some look at perhaps some good looks (such as mine)
Had one guy in my dorm with no luck at all, but two others had different girls almost every day, but yeah hook-ups
I'm not about that hookup life, so found a nice girl who was serious too
Pre-pandemic obviously, but if she's nice just YOLO mate

power of boner wins virus

beats

>>833114
i get plenty of matches but being a 26 year old in recovery is hard because everyone still wants to go out and get wasted

i don't have a lot of interest in sex these days so hookups do nothing for me
i just want to be close to someone

Recovery from what? Seems to suggest booze or corona, but hard to tell. I don't remember you had a drinking problem though, but haven't been here in a while

I feel you on the hookup things. Ye ol' right hand is always willing, so I was never in it for the hot o
this site doesn't handle switching to nihongo keyboard that well
not in it for the hot omanko*

i'm 3 years and almost 5 months sober from booze

Shit nigga I never knew. Congratulations mate
I stopped drinking too, but not out of addiction or anything. Same with the devil's lettuce

Finding a girl who isn't about that party life is probably quite tough
good luck mate, I think you'll manage
you're quite a good person

gonna make some tea now

Turnips are only 22 Bells this morning.
It's already Wednesday.
*Panics internally*

itcan be still tuesday

Send me a free nokia please mr finland

okay
it might be older than you tho

I think that should be possible, so send ahead
At least have it working

gimme your address

also you will have to replace the battery

marijuana road 420

with that attitude
I can't portal it your way

I will have to start giving handies behand the gym for some cash then

Even the cheapest fruit phone is 480 euro.
Been eyeing the spyphone mi9t, but also not a steal at 290
Bought my current for 160, but GPS hasn't worked for over a year now

Ohayo!

>bet $20k on stonks
>lose 40
what a boring day
>>833135
it's just 40 dollars.
i'm not upset, i was just expecting it to go far.
but it ended up being super equal and I didn't feel like watching it the rest of the day.

You keep doing this to yourself Blue.
Why do you keep doing this to yourself.

>>833134
You could just not do it at all and not have to worry about feeling those feelings in the first place!

I'm gonna be feeling feelings for a while.
coming out near zero is a fine outcome.
it's just boring.
>>833139
yeah.
the past two days were swings that I ended up sitting out of.
I wanted a swing today and it decided not to go as far this time.
so i'm bored.

oh blue

i mean you're still in a place where you can bet 20k

but since I pulled it all out, I don't have to bother with it for the rest of the day.
Well, at least not until like 3:40 where I put new orders in.

Oh Blue.
There's so many men that have made that same observation only to realize disastrous consequences.

you know what i'm really curious about ... actually let me not dive into that.

At least when I bet large percentages of my savings on a wildly unpredictable market I do it only in a game where the stocks are all turnips and the money doesn't matter.

I told you, I'm doing it super safe now.
Half ...no, the WHOLE reason I stayed out of the swing the other day was because I realized I was pushing buttons and making orders while half asleep and I realized that I was about to walk into calamity.
losing $40 is whatever here.

I was feeling really hot so I turned the AC down a little, but now I'm cold...

on a better note, Kokorobeats is doing a live DJ set
>>>/watch?v=YbdLMxPM5LU

>>833146
I thought you might like this.

In case you guts didn't hear
*guys
The source code for TF2, CSGO, HL2 episodes 2 and 3 was leaked

neat

wait episode 3?

>>833150
Allegedly
I haven't bothered downloading it
First thread on /v/
https://archive.vn/VNno4

>>833144
this image is important

>>833152

important for what

>>833152

>>833154
me

>>833156
Dammit
I should've replied with "for you"

meme me up, scotty

>>>/@leyawn/1253004029401206786

Shut the fuck up Socrates

>>833159
I'm probably going tto beable to trick several people with that.

>>>/watch?v=WeTH_uibMR8
I WILL BE THE ONE TO SET YOUR HEART FREE TRUE

where were u when USO was kil

"no"

>>833163
oh no you didnt uso did you

no

i mean i bought a few shares ya
but no options or anythin

Oh turnips jumped from 22 Bells this morning to 91 this afternoon.
That's still only one Bell more than bought them for though...
My prices have been in the dumps this week but I really really want to hold out for something a bit better than a single Bell/turnip profit.
I'd only be making eight thousand Bells off of all the trouble I went to buying them!

>>833169
Did you see the new Mario Maker update they did for today?
They threw in a whole slew of new features completely unannounced.

>>833170
No I didnt. I'm sure there's a video I'll see as soon as I open youtube.
Did you see okaasan announcement?

this is great

Oh she's cute.

Speaking of okaa-san, the artist who did the illustrations and character designs for that okaa-san anime a bit back, she's recently -really- gotten into Mahjong Soul hah hah.
I follow her on Twitter and she keeps doing Vtuber streams with her cohort of Vtubers of the game I think.
Oh she only has one but I've seen a lot of her other Vtubers doing stuff for it I guess.

there was a big Vtuber majsoul tournament. they invited 12 vtubers to participate in a tournament, but they made it tonpuusen (east only) elimination which was weird and a bad idea
a lot of the Vtubers weren't even experienced at mahjong

but anyway they've always promo'ed hard through vtubers. this tournament was a recent big uptick, but they're tied in really close with those channels and gave a bunch of vtubers early access to make promotional videos and stuff which was pretty smart

i think what you said isn't unrelated though. i think this new character is specifically inspired by her work, or maybe by her presence

i'm glad i was saving all my free scrolls. i really hope i can get her

Could be, she's a big okaa-san/onee-chan/shotacon fan so that kind of character is right up her alley.

>>833174
Noice

someone in this class just called yoga an ideology

I feel like there are some philisophical components to it once you get into the cultural relevance it has for the original Indian practice of it.
But yeah anyone can do yoga without needing to subscribe to those idealogical aspects.

There's kind of a few unsettling implications in Animal Crossing from time to time.
Like you can find cat towers and hamster cages for furniture.
But both cats and hamsters make up some of the animals you can end up with for villagers.
What differentiates a "pet" cat from a villager cat?

>>833177
right, but that's not ideology, it's philosophy
there's a big important difference in that ideology denotes an idea system related to politics
calling yoga ideological is really ethnocentric and even then yoga itself isn't even a philosophical system by itself
it's just really weird for someone with a doctoral level education to call yoga ideology

>>833178
whats the difference between you and a monkey

>>833179
A decently far-back divergence on the evolutionary tree

>>>/@Xanderdoesstuf1/1252866373027430400

The villager trading for New Horizons is apparently fucking bonkers for the high-demand villagers.
There's like a whole economy based around it.

i saw something like some villagers are sold for $1000

I know since Bell inflation makes trading in it kind of a nuisance, a lot of AC communiities have started using Nook Miles Tickets as currency.
Unlike Bells they actually have a bit of value since if you have like hundreds of tickets you can just grind islands like they're lootboxes, trying to find one with the villager you want.

>>833183
Trading in real currency is just beyond stupid though since it's ridiculously easy to spoof Amiibo with some NFC tags and a phone that can write NFC data using its radio (most modern Android phones would suffice).
You just gotta spend maybe twenty bucks to get a pack of the tags and you can easily make yourself a few dozen Amiibo.

I guess the caveat is you can't do this for the eight new villagers released for New Horizons since they don't have Amiibo or Amiibo cards yet.
And those are probably the ones in high demand anyway.

>>833165
oh reverse stock split?
yikers

>>833181
lmao

Downloading valve game sourcecode
Hope it's real

hit me w dat source 2 engine real quick

I'll hit you with something alright
bow chicka bow wow

im throwin hands an unpackin zips

unzippin packages

>>833190
You grab the whole thing?

Fucking unrar binary extracted everything in main folder instead of its own directory
This will be a fun cleanup

>>833192
RIP

>>833191
nop

>>833194
You should while you can.

>wood_plank_break1.wav
>white_wall_state001.vtf
looks real I guess
how can I even tell

>>833196
Was that a rhetorical question?

No it's a retarded question

ransom_documents_folder.cmd

Seeding this shit at 30 MB/s, everyone on 4channel wants this shit apparently
poor valvo

i'm simultaneously too hot and too cold

FIRE AND ICE!

Do you feel unwell elsewise?
Having an unstable body temperature can be a sign of getting flu-y

are you manifesting the powers of a Burnish?

I otherwise feel great.
But I took my temperature and it's like 97.4 which is a little high for me.
My temperature is usually 96.2.

I guess that's technically a fever but I feel fine other than sweating...

I don't think I could have gotten sick very easily.
I've only been out of my house three times in the last month, and I was only around other people two of those times. I wore a mask and gloves, disinfected all of my groceries pretty extensively before I put them away, etc.

I guess it's something to pay attention to. I really can't afford to get coronavirus so let's hope that this is nothing.

You'll likely get it anyway, so better to get it now than later

Well, you don't build an immunity to it, and it leaves a large percentage of survivors with permanent health problems, so I'd prefer to avoid it personally.

As far as I know there is no information if you become immune or not
You cannot avoid it. You will get it sooner or later. I willingly infected myself so I could go to an empty hospital in case it got bad, but it worked out fine

>>833209
>you cannot avoid it
Is that a challenge?

You can try sure. I highly doubt it, but if you really don't build an immunity then it is literally impossible not to get it

>>833211
Name one disease that has infected literally every human in the world.
*one infectious disease
Pro tip: you can't

>>833209
So far the studies done on people who have recovered from it have not shown evidence of prolonged immunity from the virus. Moreover, this coronavirus mutates rapidly, and there are multiple strains, which complicates it further.

Most doctors and scientists agree that not everyone will get the novel coronavirus. Projections suggest that around 66% of people may be infected by it.

>>833212
Common cold
Influenza

>>833214
The North Sentinalese don't get those because they are completely isolated.
Checkmate

>>833212
vtubers
>>833206
if you’re sweating then its not like an infectious fever
you just hot, which you always are, because you’re the doctor kirara

>>833216
You wish

>>833213
There is also no evidence you don't get prolonged immunity. They just don't know yet, but you definitely gain immunity from it, they just don't know how long.
Strains don't really mean much, that is the case for every virus and your immune system can fight several strains just by being exposed to one strain or every strain can be foreign to your immune system. Only the type of mutation matters, not the amount.

less than four hours until i get to go the heck home

Where are you now?

work

Why would you do that to yourself?

>>833218
The WHO released a statement like yesterday saying that people aren't developing the antibodies to protect them from the novel coronavirus. And even if you were right about this, a lack of information as to whether there is immunity or not should absolutely be treated as there not being immunity for it. It's foolish to assume you'll develop immunity when there isn't evidence suggesting that. It's safer to operate under the assumption that there isn't immunity.

>>833222
i like money

>>833224
Me too

>>833223
That would be strange, because the dutch bloodbank just finished research where they tested for anti-bodies in their donors and found 3% of the people had them in their system.
You're right it's safer, but it's very likely you will gain immunity against it like most virus.

>>833226
The vast majority of coronaviruses only grant immunity for a short period of time. It's a mistake to assume long term immunity. Coronaviruses generally offer immunity for a few weeks at most, after which it declines rapidly.

>>>/@blunzed/1253042809524928512
man slowly losing his mijd

>>833227
I don't know about most, but SARS anti-bodies last on average 2 years. Could be different for others of course, since there are probably more than a 100 variants.

Don't lose your mijd

>>833229
SARS immunity peaks at 4 months and then begins declining. It can potentially offer immunity for up to 4 years, but the immunity is substantially less as time goes on.
With most coronaviruses, like the cold for example, immunity peaks at about three weeks and then declines rapidly over the course of the next year. After peak immunity, you can be reinfected although the chances do // are lower than with no immunity.
But the SARS-CoV-2 vaccines won't be available for probably 18-20 months from now, meaning that even if there is some immunity, it's unlikely to actually be that effective, people will still get sick again. There's some preliminary evidence that the SARS-CoV-2 antibodies can actually have harmful reactions with other coronaviruses, too.
As things are, all of the evidence points to avoid infection as long as possible.

Too late now, but I am happy I will have some defense for the coming 1-4 years.
I didn't hear about the harmful reaction with other (corona)viruses, what is that about?

There's some preliminary evidence that SARS-CoV-2 benefits from antibody-dependent enhancement from other coronaviruses, meaning that you'll have more severe infections based on exposure to other types of coronaviruses in the past.
There's also some evidence to suggest that it will cause ADE with other coronaviruses, meaning that if you get COVID-19, then you're more likely to be more vulnerable to worse symptoms of other coronaviruses in the future, including potential new novel coronaviruses and even stuff like the common cold.
An article about it was published this week in Nature.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41577-020-0321-6

I've heard of this phenomenom before, although never

Nice itnernet
Although never under the name ADE. The way I read it, this can be true for any virus and they gave that one example in the paper too. I do remember that some of the deaths among very young people was thought to be, what they called, a cytokin storm. I think it's that mechanism they talked about in the paper.
Also scary that even a vaccine can cause such a reaction. I hope they don't rush too hard, but I trust the medical community to a certain extend.

/moe/ keeps dropping, huh.

Not quite any virus. There's evidence of it for HIV, some coronaviruses, dengue, etc
I think also influenza

Cytokine storms are pretty common with a lot of viruses, though. I think the /// a large percentage of flu deaths are due to cytokine storms resulting in hyperinflammation.

There was a case a few years ago of a feline coronavirus, and after it was under control, it was found that there were more deaths in cats who got that vaccine than those who didn't when an infection was present because the vaccine was causing ADE.
It's definitely something we need to look out for.
Some scientists think the higher mortality rate we see in older folks from COVID-19 is due to ADE, where older people have been infected by more coronaviruses throughout their lives, which is facilitating worse symptomatology and leading to more deaths among

status ailment in tabletop where it gets worse every time you save from it

>>833237
thats kaho's bleed ability

>>833238
KAHO IS THE CORONA?

your whole party has the corona except for you but you spend more time than anyone with kaho

That's some interesting info for sure, thanks mate.
I was kidding about the purpose infection, but my father suspects I might have gotten it already. When I came back from china in january I was ill for 2-3 days, but I think it might as well been the flu

I was worried I might have gotten it for a little while. I was in Oregon, around people who //// in Washington, spending time with people who had flown in to Seattle, the week that it entered Washington through Seattle.
A few /// A bit after I got back home from that trip, I had a cough, but it turned out to be sinusitis.
Three months of sinusitis. Which I'm only just now getting over.

In the beginning it's much more likely to have been anything else, especially since it was flu season.
Area where I was in China barely had any cases: 7 cases on a million people and almost all in surrounding villages
Around me currently there seem to be a low density of cases too, so looks like I am luckily in some regard

I think there are only 300 confirmed cases in my county right now but all of the ones I know of have been severe, coughing up blood and all that.
But I can work from home, which helps me.

I have heart problems which might increase the chances of me getting severe symptoms if I do get infected, but my lungs are exceptionally healthy which is a good factor in my favor.
Even when my sinusitis was at its peak I could do pretty strenuous aerobic exercise.

We're young so we should mostly be fine, but yeah you have your heart condition.
I mostly avoid it because my father is over 70 and I live with him atm. Would be horrible if he got it.

Well, who knows what'll happen.

I've still got plenty of energy so I'm probably fine.

Rocks'll fall
Everyone dies

This show wasn't anything groundbreaking but it was pretty high teir Comfy

7.5/10

https://m.imgur.com/jxQZqZc

real life pandemic
tf2 pandemic
only safw option is my switch

@Ton

i cant believe you remembered

>>>/watch?v=vdPbptMI9j0

>>833252

i dont like that one as much

I'm really glad when people put [emotional] in the title of music videos on youtube

otherwise I wouldn't know how to feel

woot

>>833255
I wish that SoL anime included laugh tracks so I could know which bits are funny

>>833254
How about this?

>>833257
oh that's easy dude
it's whenever the protagonist sees the heroine's panties

>>833259
Wrong genre

wow have you even heard of Konosuba

>>833259
wow that's a real zinger

>>833261
but Aqua doesn't wear panties

Yeah. that's why it's not funny

>>833258
liz is fine

>>833265

>>>/@thebrando2/1253038227285565441

>>833267
Based

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/g69hma/aita_for_telling_a_portuguese_woman_that_shes/

>>>/@joshtpm/1253041723510587394
people in charge are absolutely fucking insane

I've heard about the people crying out to reopen things too, driving around and shouting or having mispelled signs
Or people attempting to infiltrate hospitals to say that things are fine to the populace
While this is all hearsay for me, shit's wild huh.

a
and again it'd be great if the fools could just take themselves out but they'll get other people killed.

My temperature has continued to increase.
Now it's up to 98.
But I feel totally fine and I'm not even cold now.
I do have a headache.
I hope I'll be okay.
I don't have anyone to help me if I get coronavirus.

I don't have the headache right now so we aren't nice coupling

You're probably fine.

It's easy to say I'm probably fine when your temperature isn't 2 degrees higher than usual!

Just watch yourself for other developing symptoms.
Don't panic yourself from getting a little warm or you'll brain yourself into getting sick.

>>833273
CHEEEEEEEENNNN!

hai kochira ch'en mou mantai

>>833275
You've known me long enough to know that I wouldn't panic over something like this.
I simply get prepared for the worst case scenario and then quietly wait for whatever happens.
Well, maybe not quiet.

But I have pathologically low levels of fear and anxiety.
This isn't panic, it's weariness and a need to be prepared.

wariness or are you fatigued

wariness

wariness is almost warines, which is marines but with w
x

Two of my clients had relapses last weekend.
Those bastards.

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/g5w1kc/my_wife_f26_caught_me_watching_porn_and_now_she/

What do you think would happen if i mixed instant coffee with protein powder?

instant death

>>833286
I don't think it would taste very good.

Apparently a market research group determined that Animal Crossing has had the all-time largest month of digital download sales across any console, clocking in over five million copies bought that way

Also you might have to force the update but the Earth Day update which'll bring Redd and his art into the game should be available to download.

streaming smash arena
8CBBD
password 256
fight mee

i learned explosion magic for real

im trash at smash
i like watchin tho
too many scleroses for me

>>833292
ka POW

zero new cases lessgooooo

no challengers
ok
thats it
QUICK PLAY

I've got an island to renovate!

god damn

wow the video quality on that is super fucked

I can't believe you'd just beat up a defenseless fat bird like that Jan

>>833301
He was helping it burn off some fat.

thoughts on buying used shoes from people online?
cuz obviously the comfort will be a bit off because the inner sole will be imprinted with their foot
but the deal $$$

If you're comfortable with the notion saving money is usually a sensible choice.
Buying shoes used by total strangers is a bit weird for me though.

>>833301
I had to beat the shit out of him to get the Fat Chocobo Materia dude

>>833304
right
its just that these shoes are a specific love of mine
$100 shoes for $50
aight i'm gonna stop askin for vvalidation and just buy them

>>833306
Do you havw any sort of guarantee that they aren't really worn out?

>>833307
just pictures
this person was intelligent enough to have a picture of the bottom of the shoe
and i'm an expert of Air Force 1s and i can see that they're not very worn out on the bottom
would it be too audacious to ask for a pic of the inside of the shoe

Ask for a pic.
If they say no they're probably hiding something.

anime >>833310 →

S Q U A T Z
Q
U
A
T
Z

>>833316
Noice

>>833316
This is such a modern JRPG minigame.

>>833324
this minigame was in the original

I guess FFVII was really ahead of its time.

Get!
Oh, nope not yet

wow

i can't believe you've done this

>>833299
I LOVE CUBES

>>833333
Checked.

and then /moe/ died

welpo
time for some Quick Play

what is dead may never die

Well yeah, but that's like saying "what is a triangle may never become a triangle"
You can't become what you already are.

I don't even remember who says that

the sea people?
maybe.

ye
tge seaåeople in got

>>833394
salt for the salt god

Salt for brains more like it.

their king was top retard
>good chance to rebel and become independent
>rebels, but attacks the other rebels instead

Down here salt is a way of life

>>833329
>>833330
OG FFVII has great minigames
>that playable piano in the Shinra mansion

remember when Dandy had a daughter

i wanna watch that again

What's stopping you?

Night
>>833401
Hi Blue
Bye Blue

im at work

>>833404
And I'm going to bed.

cant connect to amazon video on this qwifi
good night

i once went to amsterdam and they sold me a pickled herring sandwich and i got mad because it was so tasty

>>833404
Well it still be a thing that exists in however long it'll take for you to be done work.
What's a few hours of waiting in the long scheme of things.

>>833399
and tifa's room

>>833316
wow it's like im really playing TF2

>>833409
>the player can go peek at Tifas underwear drawer
>In universe Cloud explicitly mentions this to everyone while he's recounting the story
Was it autism

>>833411
def

>>833412
mako brain poisoning

>>833407
You sure it was pickled?

Wow
i spent all day in the next room working on Bad Screen
I'm so glad to come back home to my bedroom and open up Good Screen.

What the fuck are they doing?

>>833417
>her panties when you tell her you watch anime

>>833418
I dunno
>30 minutes left on workday but still 30 klicks of streets to clean

>>>/@TheoDuma1/1250200223223349253
here's a good thread if you want to laugh at some stupid role-playing

>>833416
all screens are bad screens if you rlly think about it

>>833422
primitivist gang represent

>>833421
what in nine hells

>>>/@Chinchillazllla/1253162676404006918
biden has spent $11k on ice cream with campaign money

>>833424
plural systems is basically people pretending to have multiple personality disorder
but with only a television understanding of what that looks like
it's all extremely fake but it's super popular now
like five people i know have "come out as plural" in the last week lol

>>833425
why would people do this
I guess to appear special

>>833425
he and his staff must really love jeni's

>>833427
basically. It's like people pretending to be a different gender or even better having multiple genders

vacation begins now

but what is vacation really

you can't go on vacation unless you show me your passport

I burn my passport foul demon

but your passport?

burnt

you can't burn your passport that's illegal

what if instead of burning your passports you just
burned yourself

i wiiiiill buuuurn myyyyy seeeelf

everybody's gotta burn sometime

>>833437
no burning money is illegal

ima catnya

>>833442
i love this big titty stupid princess

yabai desu ne

Big titty? That's a handful at best

>>833444
yabai wayo

>>833445
anta baka
one of her most obvious physical characteristics is her overflowing boobs

I've seen 12 year old boys with a bigger rack

maybe at McDonald's

ok good I thought I lost this
>>>/watch?v=TQJr-MsOlh0

poor karyl

can't believe she had to eat those bugs

did she throw up afterwards

eating bugs is the future

>>833453
no she loved it

wow that's pretty high level

hiss

>>833442
oh no
watch out for ton

>>833456
hi ton

fuck weed and fuck weedsmokers

smell getting to you?

Fuck straight edge faggots
Smoke weed every day

same

>>>/@weeabob/1253091840540069888

>break the law
>get arrested
surprised_meme_face.tiff

is that what you got out of that

What I really get out of it is that some twatter people are shaking in fear while the guy seemed to not mind it very much

sou

China: treat their journalists in jail very well
UK: torture assange
Guess I'll move to China

technically ecuador fucked with assange
UK never wanted to torture him they wanted to kill him
china is easily just as bad as US or UK though
that story is obviously not the guy speaking the truth

>>>/watch?v=1u3-kqU9YDo

>>>/@Argentum_2O/1253250530282889217

>>833475
Worth

printer genocide best day of my life

>>833472
i aant a source on that

>>833477
smashing a printer can be therapeutic

https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2020/04/23/man-fries-eats-girlfriends-legs-i-was-hungry/

yikes

>>>/@proustmalone/1253157396123471873
holy fucking shit alex

fuckin love trebek

he's a fucking monster

absolutely bodied that poor girl

Dry-ass motherfucker

can't stop reading struggle tweets

>>>/@HenryKrinkIe/1253364704019451905
is that dr manhattan

I can't think of any other totally blue DC superhero

couldn't dr manhattan cure coronavirus

Even if he couldn't just reality warp it away.
There's like four or more super genius people in that hallway.
I'm sure their combined intellect would be a helpful addition to the research for cures.

also most of those superheroes aren't wearing masks?
they may have ridiculous immune systems but that doesnt mean they can't spread it

also deadpool isn't a hero
he's just a dick who occasionally winds up doing something helpful while working in his own self-interest i mean come on he's the merc with a mouth

>>833490
yeah but he wouldn't give enough of a shit about humans to do so, that's why he fucked off to sit around on Mars

hey moe i just came by to let you know that vtubers are amazing and you should give them a shot

>>833493
yeah true he wouldnt even be there bowing

maybe he would if it were during the time he was still acting as a hero I guess, so they have like a ten year window of manhattan help
but god damn that image is cringy

>>833494
Go to sleep Tony

>>833496
what do you think the artist is like

consume product I clapped when I saw it DAE marvel good??

absolutely one of those weirdos screaming at avengers end game when everyone came back

one of the peope who think infinity war is the greatest film ever made bar none

sobbing when it didnt win the emmys

wait hang on why the fuck is deadpool there bowing too?
he's even more out of place than manhattan

lmao right
he literally would not care he'd think it was funny

his nickname is literally merc with a mouth
how is a mercenary a hero like that

also weird that captain america isnt in there

and the doctors look like they're drawn by the artist that made the Mr Clean art

Premarital anal sex

aight

>>833494

>>833497
wnat the fuck i have been sleeping
how dare you

>>>/@blunzed/1253324908295147521
this guy needs help

What's this? You can donate on youtube now?

>>833513
yeah that's been around for a bit
you can pay to have highlighted messages in livestreams on youtube, and the color changes based on how much you spend.

Sounds a bit like twitch. DO you do that?

I actually don't, that guy is deeper in the vtuber hole than I am

>>833516
Good

It's not even a real person? I thought he just showed a video game

Let's keep it that way ToN.

I didn't even buy the valentine's voice set I said I was going to.

But I will absolutely buy an album if a certain someone releases it.

>>833520
I'm proud of you.

I think it's fine to donate to streams if you enjoy the content they're producing.
While a lot of these VTubers are part of organizations and probably don't get all the money from their stream donations, I would assume the two do correlate.

>see a tweet I retweeted
>expand tweet
>porn in the replies
haha oh no

>valentine voice
You're also a virtual youtuber?

>>833523
As expected of ToN.

>>833525
after looking back I noticed they aren't from the uploader (the replies)
so it can't be helped and has nothing to do with me
hurray

>>833526
Are there any good Touhou character virtual youtubers?

I haven't heard of any, so if there are they're pretty indie

>>833528
Damn

why ibaraki big

>>833531
Why not?

Did I show you this?

you have not

do you remember when you asked if I streamed granblue
or said I should stream granblue

>>833535
No, but I believe you.

oh
that devalues this a bit
>>>/watch?v=UDOKFcloXsk

If you use the granblue wiki you should buy the hoster a coffee
Brilliant website

>>833492
come to think of it
couldn't deathpool accidentally create a supercorona virus by being infected it and then having it adapt to his super healing and shit?

I think that was a plotline in some comic
or even how the zombie virus in marvel zombies began

>>833537
How was the April Fools stuff this year?

>>833539
idk it'd probably already have to be a supervirus to be able to adapt to his regeneration factor
he could literally just destroy his body and regenerate or something

For whatever reason the other bosses wouldn't unlock on april fools but I got the costumes
Monacar is god tier

Yo Kirara if you want to peek at Battle System 2.0 without getting to it in granblue it's in that video over >>833537

>>833541
his immunie system can't even beat cancer
I bet he constantly gets a fuckton of diseases, but just regens the damage

i mean most people's immune systems can't beat cancer to be fair

yeah I realised the brainfart as soon as I finished writing it
but I do think they have used both wolverine and deadpool as patient 0 of some disease in several storylines
manipulating the healing factor to produce a super deadly pathogen

tho one mutant killing virus was just cured by tossing it at wolverine, who developed antibodies to it in like a day
and that became a vaccine

i don't think viruses can even spread inside of deadpool
the reason he's so fucked up looking is because his cancer cells are immortal and regenerate just like his other cells
if his cells can't die by any means then a virus wouldn't be able to spread really because they do so by killing the cell they infect

btw speaking of viruses, the marvel-zombies I mentioned previously is an amusing read
would recommend

it is kinda amusing seeing the heroes turn into flesh devouring monsters, but still retaining their personalities, abilities and so on
but being twisted by the base desire to consume
also quite gorefesty and brutal in its delivery
say having spidey eat his family and so on

did you ever read deadpool kills the marvel universe

ye
the sequels too, but they aren't so good

deadpool is in a way quite perfect comic book character
cause you can give him to any decent author, and they can reinterpret him as they want

too bad they had him with shitty authors for like 10 years and turned him into lolsorandumb

yeah there was one good author who didn't do that
but even that was a quite short run and he became the lolsorandom again

yeah daniel way's deadpool was awful
xdxd chimichonga epic

i do think the movies were decent though
thanks to ryan reynolds

he wrote the game too, which was full on max random lol
>>833554
they are much closer to the original deadpool
random, but coherent and an actual character

oh yeah now I remember
it was bit after the Civil War 2
deadpool had done some horrible wetwork for Captain naziamerica
and began to regret his choices, so he began a quest to fix his mistakes, tie up loose ends and then die
he succeeds somewhat, and does "kill himself" as in wiping his memory basically blank
and this is where the writer leaves deadpool

>Reynolds has openly spoken about his lifelong struggle with anxiety, noting in 2018 that he carried out many interviews in the character of Deadpool to alleviate his fears. He became an American citizen circa 2018.[80]

yoko taro mode

>>833556
what do you think of gwenpool

eh
its a thing

what about gwenompool

the whole grwnthings are a random thing
more of a fad than anything else if you ask me

yeah you know i love that waifubaiting though
gwen deserves a moment in the sun after being killed by her boyfriend like 60 years ago

'deed
gwenpool did cameo with deadpool too
I think it was some storyline that some villain threw gp and her friends into dnd labyrinth
and deadpool appeared as midboss
and was confused why he coulnd't kill anyone
and then he realises he is caemoing as a villain

it is a bit too much on the lolsorandom to be good tho

and also as he is in gwenpool, he can't bring his gore and ultraviolence that is half of the chrm of deadpool

venompool and gwenompool were both in that venomverse event last year too
although gwenompool was in as a side-joke and venompool was actually a major character

did you know that atleast for a while, it was canon that venom first bonded with deadpool and this caused the symbiote to go crazy
and then it bonded with spiderman forming the venom personality

that wasnt in main 616 universe but yeah

I shouls read secret wars 2 and the following reign of captain hydra
it is badly executed, but the ideas behind the story are decent

ie how cap still is cap, despite being raised on nazi/hydra ideology
and so on

client texted me "i don't know if our session is today or next week but let's just do it next week now isn't the best time" and then followed up with "nothing bad"
haha okay kid

He hooked on wow I bet

>>833570
>Nothing personnel, Doc
>*Unsheathes rescheduling*

>txts behind you
>nothing personnel
>unsheathes cancellation

Gwenompool?!

>>833488
this is standard comic book stuff
even outside the current hyperconsumptive nature of marvel stuff right now
this is the kind of thing they'd do even back then

>>833574
gwen+deadpool+venom, DUH
>>833575
this is fan art haha

>>833576
yeah but how? why?

>>833576
yeah, i figured
it's nice fanart.
I just dont think it's as incredulous as they make it look
like, I'm pretty sure the A-Team and Captain Planet would be ending their episodes on the importance of washing hands and maintaining distances and highlighting THE REAL HEROES(tm) right now

>>833577
gwenpool started as just a one-off joke after spider-gwen took off and now she usually gets a side-issue for whatever big marvel event is going on at the moment
one of these events was venomverse like spider-verse but for venom

if the homonculus name fits
you must ship

don't ＳＨｉＰ

>>>/watch?v=IHaTSB_d-iM

>>833581
you can't stop me

why are old people so bad at texting

>>833584
Their thumbs weren't raised to punch screens

who the fuck names their child after Tivo

by the way Kirara, What Makes the Sky Blue 3 is a rerun but not added to Side Stories.
i.e. you have about 4 days to do it if you want to

capacitive multi PAWWWWNCH

>>833587
only 4 days?

>>833589
it started on the 20th

thats stupid

i thought ＹＯＵＵＵＵＵＵ said i cant beat it though
since the final boss is too hard for ＹＯＵＵＵ

(so it's about standard fare for event length)

>>833591
you can't do the proud optional fight

you know like the little post-event fights you can do?
proud is the hardest one of those

maybe i ｗｉｌｌ play it

>>833582
why does no one play hedgewars
way better
and free

>>833575

i found a tweet of ｓｏｍｅｗａｎ　ｗａｎ　ｗａｎ complaining that doordash drivers pick ｄｏｗｎ multiple meals at once instead of catering only to them and their bio said "CEO #sports #media" and i quote tweeted it saying "CEO in bio lol" and started getting retweets and they immediately deleted the tweet
lmao
coward

do you think japanese schools irl have a "school idol"
in the sense that there's one student that everyone else is aware of and in awe of and looks up to?

I mean obviously Yes because it's in anime and anime is real life

To the degree you see in anime? Probably not.
But even western high schools you see a handful of really well-known members of the student body that are popular or whatnot.

yeah i was the school idol in high school

>>833599
Yes
also irl the student council is in charge of everything including the schools staff

I wonder how that dynamic would go down here
if a student tried to tell another student what to do
>you can fuck right off mate

>>833604
Have punchups decide everything. We're bringing back the honourable duel

lmao an error with google maps API took ｕｐ all of the food delivery services

keep forgetting i had word filter on

I brushed up against hierarchy in India a bit
especially when I did that mountain course

My group leader got up me because I was responding to the instructor with "yes. got it" instead of "yes sir"

and to me it was like..
I paid money to the school to learn some skills
but we were all still adults.

Anyway,
it wasn't a big deal. just some CULTURAL DIFFERENCES.

>>833598
I bet if the guy just added "will pay extra if you bring my meal to me on ly on a separate run"
he'd get what he wanted

nah you can change the tip amount after a delivery
so i wouldn't trust someone saying that, they sound skeevy
would probably offer me $20 tip and then change it to like $2

>>833602
believe it or not
but I was the high school weirdo
a well liked weirdo tho

oh wow i am shocked to my very core

>>833610
weird system
I bet if I ordered food and added to the message "will pay extra the quicker you bring (must be still cooked proper" they'd do it
especially if I deliver on said promise

ofc taking in, that almost always any food run will deliver to multiple people, the store would have to have quite many drivers to cater to special cases like that
afterall, even if they guy pays say triple the price
you still might miss 10 other customers because of having one car out of service

One reason I like to order food around 1 hour before they close, is because I most likely am their last customer for the day
and only

the food comes at record time almost always

i mean i've never had a problem with delivery food apps
i get my food quick and it's always hot
sometimes i even get more than i ordered

never used an app
there are services like that, say Volt, that is actually mostly a bicycle delivery service
anyone can do it
I could do it

but I have never lived in its service range

one thing I do care about restaurants is how they remember their customers

especially delivery places

finally
an anime FOR people who like videogames.

>>833619
Gamers is a pretty solid series.
Good humour and has some pretty solid fluffy wholesome moments to it.

Written by the author of Seitokai no Ichizon

>>833619
Finally some representation for the most oppressed ethnicity of them all

>>833622
anime about sealanders?

>>833621
Yeah. Maybe. Although I'm still not sure about overlapping these widely divergent dynamics.
Do people who watch anime even play videogames?

no
you can only have one hobby

>>833623
People say that the PRC not recognising Taiwan is bad, but honestly Britain not recognising Sealand is way worse

>>833625
desho

moe

I fucking fell asleep again.

>>833628
why does she wear bondage gear?

why do you?

>>833630
it's SYMBOLISM ok

Symbolic that she's a fucking degenerate

YOU'RE the degenerate

We're all degenerates down here

how do you know

It is simply a truth of nature

There's an anime airing this season, Tamayomi, which is basically cute girls doing baseball things.
It's not a bad show but the quality of the animation has been somewhat mediocre, but at least consistently mediocre, so it doesn't actually usually seem -that- bad.
However for this week's episode something at Funi, who does the simulcast for the show, went horribly, horribly wrong, and the result was glaringly atrocious.

The weird thing is though, on the same day that Funi's version released, the broadcasted version over in Japan was obviously the show's usual quality.
Like this is a side-by-side comparison of the same scene and it's weird that Funi's version is so garbage.

hahaha what the fuck
did funi release an unfinished version somehow?

>>833640
The theory I saw floating about is they might've had an earlier version of the show they got ahead of time to make sure they had the translation ready for the simulcast.
And then they fucked up and instead of transferring and releasing the official release, they just published the early one.

Funi's version didn't even have a finished OP and ED which all the previous episodes had included, which makes it seem even more likely this episode was an unfinished version.

>>833639
Yikes.

that's so funny omg
those faces it looks like flash animation that i would have drawn in high school

>>833639
Kek

>>833639
the lower definitely looks like a unfinished used for voice acting version
surprised it is even in colour

I think Funimation has already put out the correct version, though I haven't seen HorribleSubs do a V2 rip yet.
Erai-Raws does though so unless HS picks up the slack might have to use them for this week's episode.

someone is getting PROMOTED after this

sometimes good things do happen

>>833649
this is gonna be an enemy in my tabletop game this week

>>833649
here is her family history

>>833650
nah
it is just tsu

tsu couldnt put her dukes up like that

It can be the Tsugoo gone rogue and starting to lose its form after being separate from its host for so long

haha the more damage you do to tsugu the more fucked up her image gets as she becomes more jello

>everyone goes down
>tsu and tsugu are the only ones up
>fist fight between them
>tsugu wins

>Fade to black before fight ends
>No one knows who came out on top
>Not even ToN

the last word is pan saying "tsuuuu"

The second last word is "Alright"

My GM is making an order of Chads in his game.
They wear pink tabards that say "Ouch!" on them.

did i see you guys talkin shit about tsu

>>833656
>inari being capable of going down

>>833661
it's our national pasttime
>>833662
are you challenging me to take down inari

I am honestly disgusted a little bit how cheese the build is

>>833663
well he isn't lvl 9 yet, so there aren't 3 ways to undo death
but even then, he can act when dead

Hail Satan!

>>833665
i mean unconscious not dead lmao

>>833667
yeah well unconscious just means I can pop up the avatar

anyways president trump just suggested on television that we get rid of the coronavirus by blasting our insides with UV light or by injecting disinfectant into our lungs

>>833669
Kek

Fill me up with those UV rays

>>833669
inb4 this is how we discover that vampires are real

>>>/@atrupar/1253455239044308993
the doctor's face lmao

>>>/@atrupar/1253448500676898818

Yeah who needs heroin just shoot me up with that isopropyl alcohol.

filling my lungs with pure alcohol to own the coronavirus
frying my insides with UV radiation to own the coronavirus

>>833677
I guess you must be grasping at any straw at this point to try and restore normality as soon as possible

The only way you can ever achieve normalcy is by understanding that normal don't real

what if corona is actually normiekiller?

to join our community you must take the trial of belonging
here, we shall infect you with the virus
if you live, you will join us in our utopia
die, and you will forever be barred from paradise

just a random thought
how high in calories is US yoghurt?

>>833683
Depends on that brand
I don't eat yogurt so I don't know

dont we have nocal yoghurt too?
i dont really eat it either

>>833685
Yeah

i ead dis

kirara please save my idiot children

>>833688
like parent like child

>>833669
this is why Finland has low infection rates
They're cooking the virus in their saunas

mmmm steamed virus

im ceo of the dicksuckin factory

anime >>833697 →

>>833695
how did she spill so much chocolate pudding everywhere

woke up to hear my mom's friend died of a heart attack

that fuckin blows man
sorry to hear that

im sorry man
does she have a family

>>833706
Ah that's scary and sudden.
Is your mom handling it okay?

>>833710
she had a husband
>>833712
not really she's pretty shook
she had talked to her just earlier in the day even

it always seems weird like that
i called up to my grandma for the first time in 18 months the same morning she passed away
they thought it mighta been coronavirus at first but it ended up she didn't have it
just respiratory problems

maybe we just attach the significance retrospectively but it seems strange all the same

>>833719
Well look after her.
I hope her friend's husband has people who can look after him too.

>>833735
I'm kind of jealous.
The last time I had a close relative die I hadn't talked to her or seen her in years.
But on tge other hand, I never really call my relatives either.
It just never occurs to me as something to do.

I'm still bitter about my aunt though, because my mom didn't tell me that she was sick until she died.
And my mom had visited her regularly but I hadn't seen her for years.
And also her boyfriend's kids stole all her jewlery which included stuff from my grandfather.
Pretty much everyone in the family hated him except for my aunt.
The whole thing was a shit show.

Man, Jashin-chan was so funny. I started it on Monday and I think iits been the only thing to make me laugh all week.

>>>/watch?v=LfPfSzW8MFg

Man
Russian MMA is wild
Just two guys punching each other in the mouth in a big circle of hay
>>>/watch?v=JnkCZXlwJjw

The one in black has pretty sugoi Lats

nohomo.

>>833845
Why are they wearing shoes?

>>833849
hey it's bare knuckle fighting not bare foot fighting

>>>/watch?v=5x6kwcHkCYs
guess what day is it tomorrow lads

>>833851
Saturday

Night

new berserker

>>833852
you're not wrong but you're not right either

>>833855
Is it yesterday's tomorrow

yes but also no

Time is so complicated

>>833857
>well yes, but actually no
ftfy

Time is pretty straightforward

I thought it went in a circle

time is an illusion

So some sort of phantom, spirit circle?

and it is lunch time right now

>>833861
All circles are a straight line once they get large enough

>>833865
Listen we're not gonna talk about that jerk infinity right now

time is a sickle

But isn't that only part of a circle

oh my god Jan i did it

>>833869
thy do you get those perk xps for killing dragons

>>833870
Because i stole it's life
and claimed its soul as mine.

>>833871
why would a dragon steal
as in like
sneak steal
a dragon takes

and how does a dragon forge anything?

>>833872
a big part of the quest as forging a key.

kakushigoto is prob AOTS
maybe EDOTS too

It's a really good ED yeah.
And a fantastic show.

Have you had a chance to check out Yesterday wo Utatte or Nami yo Kiitekure?
Yesterday has this really lovely sentiment to it and we checked out the first episode of Nami last night.
It was surprisingly fun, the MC is a lovely disaster of a woman.

No, I haven't seen either yet
I'll have to check them out

>>>/@PopBase/1253204394813747200

But why

to traumatize their kid in kindergarden to university level

smiling friends better get green lit or there will never be a smile on my face again.

>wait until last minute yesterday to put orders in
>drop phone
>rush to unlock it
>4pm
>didn't put in any orders
"I guess tomorrow's going to be a good market day"
>it was not
WHEW

>>833880
we can only hope
AS are pushing out tiny clips from what was only a ten minute short so maybe that's a good sign
>>>/watch?v=LfPfSzW8MFg

Ohayo!

hello

i'm going to destroy the world so it can be reborn

>>>/@BlunZed/1253686370423496705
he needs to be stopped

a professor just said that coronavirus is going to be this generation's 9/11
what does that mean
9/11 wasnt even 20 years ago

it means it's china's fault entirely and that we're going to go to war with them when it's tangentially related

vacation continues now
I wonder what will change at work while I'm gone

vacation begins now

and by vacation
we mean training

that's right. not working is the perfect time to train

>>833890
correct

>>833891
[symphogear montage]

>>833893
cute

no more training montages onegai

eternal training montage

>>833897
you gotta get stronger, Chris

>>>/@TheOnion/1242899581924446212

Ironically, the closest thing there is to a cure is HAND SOAP.
Coincidentally a cleaning product.

that's why we gotta fill our lungs with it

the animators that made that furry cyberpunk revenge music video made another video a year ago that's honestly even better
holy crap
these guys are amazing
>>>/watch?v=J9Q3i5w6-Ug

it's just so damn cool
please
an anime
20 episodes
12 episodes
pls

oh that
yeah that's good

>>>/watch?v=tuHe9lm5vUE
this is the furry cyberpunk revenge one if you have no idea what i was talking about

I love Magnum Bullets but the more I think about the fight scene, the more I laugh about it.
Like, why was he dancing

LIGHT SHINES
ONLY FOR THE BLIND

i kinda want to nap
but i also really don\t

>>833911
You can do it, I believe in you!

man i wanted moe anime girls playing videogames
not all this RELATIONSHIP DRAMA

>>833914
Sounds like you want vtubers.

i'd watch a vtuber anime

there was
it was bad

>>833916
the strange surreal hololive skits might be just the thing for you
>>>/watch?v=MuliaE83B_I

>>>/watch?v=cpLkGihTUTU

>>833918
How does Shadowverse Cerberus put her clothes on if she has dog heads for hands?

>>833918
I'm not sure what the fuck I just watched but I think I liked it.

>>833920
easy
she subscribes to the most ambitious shadow project erver
Raid Shadow Legends

>>833920
they have hands

>>833923
Wait really?
The dogs have hands?

I have no idea lol

It doesn't male sense to me because in one of tge images of her she's wearing a side tie bikini bottom.
There's no way she could put tgat on by herself.
*that

maybe she had help from one of her friends

>>833927
Maybe

>>833914
>>833915
this is probably the best sell on vtubers I've ever heard

I'm still waiting on Touhou vtubers.

that would prolly require zun to permit it tho

zun is (probably) on good terms with vtubers its fine

ye but 2hu vtuber is bit on an other level than a fan doujin etc
that obviously requires contracts etc

I don't think anyone actually wants touhou vtubers because no one wants someone specifically to personify the characters

that too

ofc that could be easily avoided by just having the license be easily accessable
so there could be 100 reimus

There's a doujin about this

it was marisa's tho

>>833931
He permitted that Touhou gacha thing.

Also
>>>/@mtsw/1252767595654025216

>>833938
It was Koishi's. Marisa just sold it for lodsamone
I don't know if that one is uploaded though

naw I mean there is a douin where marisa is split into hundreds of marisas
and every denizen of gensoukyo has a marisa of their own, dressed in clothing of their liking
and it has the real marisa going around purging all the other marisas
and then cause there is once a gain a huge deficit of marisa in gensoukyo she splits
and loop begins again

>>833942
Kek
I remember that

in one of the books I have, Nitori makes a 3d model for Koishi and she becomes a vtuber
and then while she's asleep, Marisa uploads it to some storefront for like 1000$ a piece
The next morning there are like 15 altered Koishi models.

>>833944
Nice

and they all have their own channels

Koishi stream book is really cute and fun
And there's that one where she's going around murdering people at random on stream. Typical Mary occult stuff.
The person watching the stream thinks its fake and then he gets a phone call.

>go take a first bath in centuries
>bathe for a month
being a time sink sounds scary

>>833947
either the author of this copied this from another manga
or I have read it

>>833949
Dude it's the "Hi I'm Mary" urban legend thing

>>833950
yeah I know
but the stream part isn
t that done

>>833951
It's a logical evolution if the story into the modern day.
*of

speaking of evolution of horror
I still remember fondly that one korean webtoon that used your phone
like the manga "called" you
took your camera and had it view whatever it was having and have the ghost of that chapter jumpscare you etc

it was quite innovative though pain in the ass to get working

>>833953
Kek

it was part of an anthology series that started with a quite basic stuff, that had some of the pages turn into animations when you scrolled unto them
with next part adding in random ambient sounds and screamers etc
and the phone was the final part of it

the jumpscares were kinda lazy, but having like sound effects in horror manga was neat
well manhwa

which reminds me how there was one yuri story too, that had the author compose a short song, usually just piano stuff, for each chapter
that lasted about as long as you were expected to read it through

too bad no one really uses the audio capabilities of the site
>>833957
I sometimes read the chapter through before the music actually became audible
kept the tab open
went to do other
and then was "the fuck is this music"

>>833956
Nice
That'd be annoying for me though cause I'd always finish reading it before the song ended.

But it does kinda beg the question, why doesn't anyone else use the extra features the site offers
ofc it is extra work for you, but that is how you stick out

i've been coming to /moe/ for 4 years now and i just noticed the icon is a winky face

So we all know that anime is real life
but what if an anime
says that anime isn't real life

That's a real head scratcher

bout to reset some clients' sense of self
hope i dont break them

the power within within

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/g7ez2t/aita_for_watching_little_women_i_think_midsommar/

heh
This guy was selling "covid19 kits" in the GE.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/g7ibc5/aita_for_seeing_how_many_affairs_my_sims/

>>833959
low key favicon accomplished

it used to be ;_; but then /moe/ got herself together and rebuilt her life

that's tano's favicon rn anyway

no tano is ;~; big difference

I thought I got rid of this splinter but i

think it's still there
what a pain

good thing about splinters is eventually they'll resolve themselves
usually anyway

You've got to absorb the wood into your body to increase your affinity with nature

just eat wood and become a druid

That's a beaver not a druid

>>833976
Beavers can be druids and vice versa.

>>>/@CassLowe/867343769796042752
what a legend.

>You owe me a Pizza
- Cloud, FF7

Who owes him a pizza?

>Nothing Personnel, Bitch
- Reno, FF7

>>833980
jessie

Pizza makes for a pretty good dystopic under-the-table currency.

in this case it's an anti-death flag

getting kinda pissed knowing that there will never be a nier automata 2

there will but yoko taro will call it some other bullshit

>>833981
Reno dropping the biggest slice of pizza there is

At the least there's gonna be a remaster or remake of the original NieR.
That'll probably be fun.

>>833988
hopefully a lot more fun than the original nier cause hoo boy

Yoko Taro getting a second chance at making his bad games actually fun is like a dev dream come true.

can you think of any more shows with a similar kind of artstyle
?

Honestly? PK's favourite recommendation, GA Geijutsuka Art Design Class

Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou and Stella both get kinda potato-y with the girls but otherwise not really.

Comic Girls too kinda but you've already seen that.

Stella no Mahou was done by Silver Link's B team or something so you could just go look at their repertoire.

Mitsuboshi Colors combines Silver Link's style with the character designs of Hitoribocchi since they're both by the same mangaka.

Mitsuboshi looks a little loli-tastic.

It really isn;t.
Like it stars a bunch of little girls but it's just a bunch of dumb kid antics.

>>833993
i guess that's what it is. I couldn't put my finger on it.
I have a soft spot for potatoes.

>>833995
Hmm.

Ok. I'll trust your judgement on this one.

I'm not enjoying Gamers! that much though
i mean
I don't hate it
I'll finish it.
But it's meh
All this
>Relationship Drama
in my Comfy SoL time


-not that it was you who told me to watch that one

I really enjoyed Gamers! for the drama components mostly.
Aside from that one girl who cleaned up and then tried to steal the MC from his girlfriend.
The rest of it was pretty good.
Just a bunch of doofuses being doofy.

Checked

>>833998
>autistic_screeching.jpg
No. Stop liking what i don't like

They're all so dumb though man doesn't that make it better

It has its moments.

>>834002
Can you make that face?

only when the school idol talks to me

>>834006
Nico Nico Niii~.

Hi /moo/.
Hope you've all been doing good.

>>834008
Hi

>>>/watch?v=2PNzytx9EV0
>>834008
hai hai
how have you bee
n?
>>834007
cho kawaii

>>834010
>ohayo onii-chan - want to go bowling?

>>>/@Pr0xifier/1253682713003003906

Good taste in ladies at least.

>>834010
This entire lockdown has been a rollercoaster of emotions, up and down.
But I guess I'm just trying to express myself the most right now. Totally not because of any rum or anything

>>834013
I like how they moved the icon to show off the rika

>>834012
Increadibly based

>>834015
That is a nice touch

>not having a separate computer for all your weeaboo garbage
don't shit where you eat

>you're in a zoom meeting with your boss
>this is your room

>>834017
Wow look at mr richie rich didn't know you could afford TWO computers

>>834018
Do you seriously only have one computer?

>>834018

>>834020
What did this guy have against Rare though?

>>834019
Yeah I have one laptop

>>834014
It's a bit like that
this isolation is going to feel like a long one
well it is

>>834021
I have an ancient netbook at my backup computer
And 3 desktops I don't have room to set up.
One I intend tto use as a server, sone is a ssmll form factor thing I got for free 7 years ago and the other is a vintage mac for retro gaming that may or may not work.

As a member of the public service, Maria never really has to work
so it isn't a problem.

My friend...
the world is already breaking apart in front of us.
Might as well enjoy now.
>>834022
love you

You know a guy got fired for searching "Knockers" on his government phone?

>>834024
Hey that's not true
Sometimes I have to get out of my chair and print a document
Y'know, like a true blue hard worker
Sometimes I get a bit wheezy walking all the way to the printer though
Hard life mate

>>834026
Really
What's wrong with some good old door knockers

Oh wait
I also have an ancient raspi somewhere

Oh and my laptop

>>834027
Thank you for your sacrifice.

Sometimes I wonder how much I could get away with at work
Like once with my manager I joked about beating up the guy who runs the IRD
Which probably isn't very professional but she found it funny so it was okay

>>834030
Honestly they should scrap anzac day and replace it with a day dedicated to us

>>834032
Nah pairing the girls can't love girls girl with any girl is great

>>834027
this is an objectively terrible pairing and i won't forgive you for it

>>834030
>>834031
Oh shit
Happy ANZAC Day

thanks I didn't do anything for it this year

>>834035
How often do you see yuri anime these days?
I feel like it's the sort of thing where you kind of jus thave to take what you can get because they aren't putting much out there
Maybe the manga scene is different idk

>>834031
this kind of blind yuri idolization is what's diluting the genre you insolent wretch

Night

>>834033
I was about to get the shits with my neighbor for his terrible trumpet playing but then i remembered

>>834034
begging for scraps like a depraved dog is not an excuse for sullying something so powerful and pure

chomping at the bit like a mad animal

well who would you pair girls can't love girls girl with then

>>834040
That Christian chick from Life is Strange.

>>834037
fuckin bagpipes got me up this morning

hitomi is shit and deserves no love

she is irredeemable, her only correct pairing is with the young boy destined for the grave and and the suffering that follows

sayaka is punished for her selfish desire to upset the course of fate

and yet hitomi shows no actions or emotions worth their use of space and time

did Hitomi indirectly do Sayaka a favour by cucking her

who da heck ships hitomi and kyoko
they barely even know each other

>>834048
no one I just thought the picture was cute

I don't think they're ever even on screen together

here's a song i made today
>>>/watch?v=DNGDmIapyDQ

>>834051
good stuff you should be pleased with yourself Bang

why won't you love me now
why won't you love me now

how about now
is that an accecptable time

>>>/@SpiderVerse/1253816019040169989

Most of the big late-2020/mid-2021 projects are probably readjusting hard for new deadlines.
That's a really long time to wait for Spider-Verse though ;_;

>>834055
good

>>834056
we must survive for it
and we'll all see it together again

Yeah, would be nice to see it all together.
If cinemas are still athing two years from now.

>>>/@lib_crusher/1253800238386741250
>shit man what if noise spread covid...

>>834059
if not everyone can come over and watch it on my big tv

It's weird how now both 5G and sound is having Covid-19 spread associated with it.
Why do people think the virus travels in waves.

>>834060
wow I can't believe that covid spreads in congested group spaces
this person is a fucking genius

don't talk....... you'll spread the virus

Stop the zoom calls, only talk to people with text

>>834063
Sounds good to me

>>834060
that's actually an incredibly terrifying and fun idea.
A virus that spreads via noise

How about a virus that affects the brain of the host to make them spread the virus intentionally and hide their symptoms

Like cordyceps but for people

A day of overtime, a night of sleep, and now I'm officially on my off week
...unless off weeks get canceled in the next two days

oh wait, no it's saturday
that means they'll have until today to tell me that off weeks are canceled

what if you just pretended that your phone or emails or whatever aren't working and ignore the message

that would be on me and I'll be AWOL

just get afever

Just pretend you got a fever

in the morning
fever all through the night

Fever? I don't even know her!

>>>/watch?v=yz2mUIW56ek

a fever you can't sweat out

fuck yeeeeeeah

>>834079
Oh shit.
Guess Mahjong Soul finally made it to the big leagues

Finally they made it to the zenkokuhen

Gonna waste so much money on this shit
There's no way they can have limited time saki girls without me wasting money for them
I really hope it's not aa limited time thing

I still have a ten-pull from the last time I got the monthly charm, back when I had a job and could throw five dollars a month at it, hah hah.
I'd rather save it for a rate-up on someone like Hana but if there's a Saki girl I like that shows up for the collab I might consider that.

Hana has some quality emotes
Really captures the spirit of mahjong this one

>>>/@ozm/1253317349475844097
im gonna need to see your passport

>But the hope may be dashed by significant scientific and ethical concerns
Oh no, those rascally scientific and ethical concerns, getting in the way of PROGRESS as always.

who cares about the science
we need immunity passports!!

ffffffuck off

time to get a proxy or something

move to freedom land

Yeah just move to Canada

no don't

>>834089
I wonder if that would work or if my account is locked to whatever oceanias server is

>>834092
too late I'm invading

>>834094
thanks buddy

you can crash on my futon

Wonder what spanner's in the works that means only North America can get the collab though.
Maybe the licensing rights outside of North America for the series are different and Yostar could only negotiate with the North American owners?

>>834095
probably something like that
Although it seems weird since as far as I'm aware the crunchyroll streaming for the anime and the manga has had no issues with releasing outside of the us and Canada
Like why Canada specifically

did you see the newest kakushigoto
so good

hmm

>>834098
Since the States and Canada are both English-speaking regions we generally get a lot of overlap for localization projects.
If it's a series that got localized in the States the same company generally holds the localization rights for Canada.

But since other English-speaking countries are in drastically different global regions the companies that exist in North America don't there, so different companies will hold the localization rights.

>>834099
It's always such a consistently great series.
Hard to not feel good while watching it.
Even though there's always the hanging shoe of the flashforward scenes waiting to drop.

>>834100
what kind of a dating thing has this as a template

>>834102
okcupid lol
you can choose what your profile prompts are

the games English translation is pretty bad so maybe they mistranslated and just meant the English server in general

>>834101
can't be helped then

>>>/@KojiPro2015_EN/1254039366936092673

Kinda cute.

i need to play FF7R
this image is breaking my brain

I want to play it toooooooo
I never played the original so I'm looking forward to experiencing what everyone gets excited over pretty much as blind as anyone can be about FFVII at this point.
Hopefully I'm in a position I can get a PS5 around holiday season, since I bet it'll be one of the first games to be compatible with its backwards compatibility.
Or they'll do a re-release for it on the console.

Alternatively I know it's eventually coming to PC so I could maybe get it on that.
It would feel kinda weird playing FFVII on anything but a Sony console though hah hah

i also didn't play the original
so i kind of want to wait to play R until part 2 is out

>>834108
i thought everything has innate backwards compatibility

Last I heard for the PS5 they'll need to do compatibility patches for PS4 games.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/20/21188585/sony-ps5-backwards-compatibility-ps4-games-support-majority-plus-titles

Hm okay seems like most of the PS4's library will be innately compatible but they'll be evaluating games on a case-by-case basis to give patches that'll allow the games to take advantage of the PS5's more powerful hardware.
Neato.

I want to seeaeris with a chair
see aeris

i am excited for ps5
gonna be able to use 4k finally
will have to replay some games in 4k

I don't have a personal monitor or TV in 4K.
Maybe the TV out in the living room is ?

my mom called me to ask if i could provide translation for her because she found the ghost of a samurai at an antique store

i said "why are antique stores open?? it's a pandemic" and she hung up

lmao

oh that's way better
I was wondering why my upload was so slow and it was because my files are 1 megabyte pngs
lot easier with a jaypeg
though the net has been sluggish recently

I have not left that japanese discord server.
But it seems like they accept me.
I still only communicate through emotes and images though

>>834121
Well they say communication is the best way to learn a language.
All you need to do is take that jump!

it might be helping
But as long as I can do things like this, I think I am good
someone asked how to paint Flan's crystals

Yeah but wouldn't it be kinda fun to learn Japanese by talking through stuff with them too?

they're on voice chat but I am afraid to get on voice chat
what if they ask me things directly

Do they not use text in the text channels?

they are using text but it's like
Some of them do some of them dont\
or rather, some of them are using the text to speak because their mic is muted

ochinchin

i have connected
lots of uh
konbanwas and otsukaresamadeses

oh high, yo! gen key desk cah!

>>834128
Well it's a pretty valuable resource, having a Japanese community to work through the nuances of language with.
I guess it depends on how much you want to talk in Japanese in the end.

nihon, wa! sugoi!

>>834132
True.
There was a day where they were talking about English slang
well, not talking about it but someone saw something and it was a joke
I was going to say something but I was on the train in a tunnel

it was about how Johnny used to be a slang term for a condom (british people and their nonsense)

dish of what

flambé

flambay

>>834134
Well it's a good thing you didn't say anything because Johnny is slang for dick, not condom.

yeah lol

>>834138
I mean, I was thinking of saying that
But apparently it really was a slang term for condom back in the 60s or something?

My other thought was to post an image of Johnny from Tatami Galaxy

well a rubber johnny is slang for a condom
there's a aphex twin song called that

I think it would make more sense for a Johnny rubber to be a condom.
A rubber Johnny sounds more like a dildo.

OH
THERE'S A PERSON HERE
WHO DOES ORIGAMI

i also do origami

I don't do anything at all!

>>834142
yeah but this is also coming from a country that came up with cockney rhyming slang

>>834144
yeah, and you're cool as fuck
look at you
you're a fuckin doctor.
The venn diagram of doing origami and being a badass isn't a complete circle
but you're in the middle there

>>834146
Cockney rhyming is honestly pretty clever.
Completely nonsensical but still neat.

>>>/@BBCBweaking/1254053878003388418

>>834147
wow

>>834150
I love that account

i know they're talking about touhou characters now but I dont know what they're saying.

>>834152
Sick, you just got it?

>>834155
Yeah. Just now.
And grinding for it took aaaaaaaaaages.

So.
It's satisfying.

>>834157
Nice mate, I never managed myself. Only had a cooking skillcape.
Which quest did you find the most difficult? Sheep shearer?

Yeah. The mechanics for Sheep Shearer took quite a while to learn
I had to invest in some high level gear and watch a whole bunch of youtube tutorials

I got stuck on that one sheep that didn't want to get sheared for some reason. It had strange feet too.

now you gotta get the music cape
it's best in slot for fashion

>oh they have a music bot, I'll put something in there
>40 minute wait
>finally starts playing
>they all leave voice chat
;________________;

ripperoni

one person appreciated it at least
well that was fun
i should try finishing this babydoll now

hey y'all what's bonkin

Bonking is against the rurus

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