Thread #628495

three hundred and fifty fucking milligrams
seven cups of coffee
two five hour energies
how did they get away with it

what's that food in the background

also don't die from cawfee overdose

cawfee

gween tea

>>>/@Gn_guignol/1082855553439809536

my tweets are showing up on face book and reddit now according to what people are telling me
it's so weird

weird
I don't use Facebook enough to see anything like that

me neither
idk why my tweets would be shared
unless it was one of my tweets about how self-care is important

I've only seen tweets from some of the accounts that push out jokes that I follow

>>>/@ItsWigglytuff/1072944464665161728

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/a-new-species-is-evolving-right-before-our-eyes-an-ultra-successful-mix-of-wolves-coyotes-and-dogs/

this is amazing

>>628498
7-Eleven pizza
>>628499
you'd have to ingest around 9 grams of caffeine to die of caffeine poisoning
though you'll probably go into cardiac arrest beforehand
>>628509
yeah it's okay
not the best around but it's like better than little Caesar's i guess

I've heard 7/11 make some alright pizza

drinking that garbage made me jittery as fuck would not recommend

I guess now you know

>>>/watch?v=UwoKEf1QggE
wtf not available in my country
>>>/watch?v=HzdjMLKKdgk

>>628507
that's sick

can't wait for them to inherit the earth and hunt the few remaining humans down

can't wait to live in the wild with my supercanine bro

we are going to kill and eat so many people together

time for work but i have no energy

>>62851 →
whoosp
>>628517
try this >>628497

Ohio

ohio

Which boat is that?

shigure

Okay, I wasn't sure.

black rock shootah
doke e tta no?

>>>/@PlayMyFiddle2/1082946100020080640

>>628525
Cute

>>628521
>not recognizing rika’s wife immediately
wow

>>>/@wbaltv11/1082921320185249792

>>628528
I wonder how he got that nickname.

he had a crappy personality

Got em

time to collect some papers

dee dee mega doo doo butt

oh god, the cat.
THE CAT'S VOICE

>>628532
get them parchments
you stoopid student

>PURR

hardcore time lettuce-a-go

and you're left in the dust
unless i stuck by ya

And it's all in my head
but she's touching his chest
now

she takes off her dress now
let me goooo

I need to be level 40 to do Arena in this game wow

>>628537
died on stage 1 nice

this ulcer sure is a pain
>>628543
what are you playing?

nine parchments

I want to go back to Philly

>>>/@sashacall/1061643551488888832

>>628547
yeah this is a good image

big

my colleagues think rook is cute

same

>>>/@tomscott/1083023988211757057

>>628551
he and blue are p cute

i wish i was

>>628554
this is freaky

that cat sure got fluffy

>let's unlock this thing that needs three ice skills
>only have 3 ice skills and a fire beam
>ice enemy with fire shield

>fire enemy with an ice shield
ugh

>>628559
what if that is a sign for flying cars?

Wonder how long it takes to fix a fault like this
I'm stuck on mobile data in the meantime

net infra got nuked?

I think so
doesn't take all that much to do so

>>>/watch?v=eaGLB_e9yJw

each star's a pool of water

there ain't ixygen there

well un the core might be

>>628497
jesus fucking christ

Hibang

this ghetto conbini that sells kratom had a pretty wide selection and each bottle is from a different brand that I've never fucking heard of

not feeling too confident about this but here goes nothing

Don't get yourself poisoned.

hey the bottle said they were tested and stuff if you trust unsubstantiated claims from bottles of legally grey botanicals

plus i technically poison myself all the time intentionally for fun

>>628570
yeah don't try it

not only is it physically uncomfortable to take that much caffeine it also tastes like Satan is burning your tongue

satan doesn't burn your tongue, the heat does

Saten burns your tongue

Saten

my 12:00 showed up 45 minutes late
my 2:00 showed up so heavily intoxicated that he could barely stand and maxed out the alcohol swab i gave him
>>628583
nah, bus

Hope he didn't drive there

btw did you know that no one has made a single saten x invisible eyebrown girl doujins
whata crime

>>628582
You must see interesting people all t he time.
I am impressed someone heavily intoxicated even went to their appointments.

also that guy with a crush on me gave me like 500 cookies

On days were nothing weird happens you must feel weird or like tension when is the strange thing going to happen.

if nothing weird happens, that's the weird thing tbh

What did you do with 500 cookies?
Thats a lot of calories.
what an enemy

You toss the ones you don't eat in the first day into the freezer and they last as long as you care to keep eating them.

bring them home i guess

that drunk dude was so fucked up he was drooling

Poor guy.
That sounds kind of gross but better gross than damaging themselves more than they already are.

>>628589
feed them to the ducks

that kills ducks

Feed cookies to ducks until the ducks stop dying from eating the cookies
then breed those ducks

That sounds like some best intentions pave the way to hell sort shit.
you'll commit duck genocide.

Pave the way for invincible ducks that take over the ecosystem and butterfly effect their way into crashing civilization as we know it.

what a productive day this was

yeah same
I made a new playable NPC and updated another one

however I have yet to build the maps or any relevant encounters

good thing there's tomorrow.

There's always tomorrow.

>>628598
kirara how do i request a change in meds
this is a dumb question but idk what to do

>>628602
usually you tell the doc you don't think what you have is working for you

without seeing them
like i can call the place but it's not like i can talk to the doctor on the phone there
would i just tell the reception people
is there any way it could be put through today
you probably dont know this if you dont know the place but maybe it's the same everywhere i dont know
i'm actually factually socially retarded

idk but id probably call and ask if the doc can put in a prescription for whatever
that's what i did when i needed meds i was already prescribed but couldn't get in for an appointment

In my experience as that middle man, you call and we send a note to your physician.
sometimes they'll change it and other times they'll want to see you depending on the physician and whatnot.
As for it being done today we can never make any guarantees but we can try.

im afraid to call them

Would email be easier for you to do?

i need to talk to someone

only way to do that is to call

can you do it for me

no

i dont have your number

you should
is your number the same? i can text you

nvm i do

lmao
i called them went through the automated system
pressed the button to speak to someone
got put on hold
after 6 minutes of being on hold they just end the call

wow that's fucked up

>>628617
it's always like this
the people there are so mean too
they're grumpy i guess because they're working as medical office clerical staff, whatever it's called
they're all grumpy old ladies
they dont care at all that they're supposed to be the interface for the mentally distressed to access their healthcare
they're mean to me when i try to do it and it makes everything worse
im trying to call about having severe anxiety and have people yell at me for not knowing what to do
it's so fucking bad
im honestly relieved they just didn't answer instead
that way i don't have to feel that way and i can just not worry about getting a new prescription for something else

maybe you should call again even though it's scary

i dont know whether my judgment is sound in wanting to switch
maybe i'll be happy not switching

what do you want to switch to

venlafaxine i think
wellbutrin was going great
but after talking with my mom on the phone and she brought up that bad thing
i feel catatonic
im taking benzos again two a day, sometimes four
i can't cope
im not eating
feel morbid

i thought i might feel warm again with venlafaxine

why do you think venlafaxine will help

it made me feel kind of warm when i took it before
i felt sociable
im so anxious and terrified all the time these days
i want to say so many things but i get choked up and freeze and feel like i'm being yelled at before i even say anything

maybe you should go through with making the call then

i am so fucking high

im so tired that I feel high but without the good parts

that sucks man
did you try sleep or is it verboten

yeah i been sleeping but i barely slept last week so im still clearing out my sleep debt

ive got another one of those 50% off things for marco's pizza
it sounds like a good deal being able to get like 30 dollars of stuff for 15 dollars
but if i can get to the grocery store i could get a lot more for 15 dollars i think

is that someplace you can get to

no but i can probably get to a family dollar
and buy spam, chili, and a case of ramen
and a bottle of ranch dressing
that sounds like a meal

>>628631
oh k well keep it up and listen to it
if you listen close you can heeaar the numbers

>>628635
i hear the numbers, man

52041

>>628634
that doesn't sound like a meal

i didn't eat at work because that nasty fuckin drink
but I'm feeling a might hunger here

>>628635
>>628636
Oh that reminds me this happened pretty much right at the start of the Fate/Stay Night spin-off and I found it funny all episode long.

it's so peaceful right now in my backyard
just birds chirping and leaves rustling and some kids playing in the distance
no idea what the fuck they're saying

Ever hd your landry machine take a half a metre walk while washing your clothes?
cause mine just did that

>>628637
yeah
me too

>>628640
the fuck
nah my washer is stable and sooner shuts itself off as the cylinder begins to go off balance than start wiggling away i guess

>>628642
yeah the thing was around 50cm away from the spot it resides in
I guess the 1000rpm with many towels and one heavy pair of pants caused it to start wobbling in the bath room
I should check if the feet are properly aligned

>>628643
that's pretty incredible man

yeah my first instinct was to see if something had broke along the way
didn't see anything leaking or shit
but guess I might as well do some basic maintenance check up on it tomorrow

he's like the brave little toaster but for washing machine

there are so many birds around for it being winter
i guess they think it's pretty comfy here too

there's a really big fire a mile or two away from my house it looks like
i don't see any info online about it though

pouring dark liquid into a dark mug in a dark room with maximum darkness
and didn't pour over

I got 5kg weights thinking they were good weights since they were heavy for me.
I found out recently that 8 to 10 kg are considered the minimum for good weight training.
5kg is already heavy for me

>>628649
awesome go find it and put it on YouTube
maybe help them put it out though

i can't

why not?

does this look like a good deal for that amount of stuff
it seems really expensive
i could go buy frozen veggies for a dollar and eggs for two dollars

because im not dumb enough

>>628651
is a good starter
also the 8-10kg might be for men

>>628655
cheaper than it would be at Domino's or something but yeah way more expensive than cooking

>>628656
if we put our heads together we could definitely get dumb enough

an extra large pizza is like 16 inches
it's like twice as much pizza as a 12" medium

you'd have to eat 4+ litres of this rum raisin ice cream to consume just one shot of rum
jesus

>>628660
is the 16 inch pizza more than twice as much as a 12 inch
if yes get two twelve inch pizza

>>628661
because it is ice cream not liquor

mm, but it still sticks up lovely in the taste
so I expected maybe 2% or something
not barely 1%

>>628662
No
>>628666
Oh, I thought you meant pizza area.

>>628660
>>628662
i mean does it cost more than twice as much

>>628662
12" is 13.95
16" is 19.95
but i have 50% off coupon no limit
so it'd be $7 vs $10
there is a $20 minimum purchase on the coupon though
but no maximum

>>628665
yeah i realized there was something ambiguous there haha
>>628667
save to get more optimized coupon redemption activations

what

keep the coupon for when you can afford to spend more money on pizza to gain more value from the single use activation of the coupon

>>628665
wasn't the meme 18 is more than 2x12?

>>628659
im too responsible now

>>628670
i can't spend any money on pizza
i can't even go buy veggies and eggs

>>628672
wow fine I'll just go put it out myself let your state burn huh

>>628674
people whose job it is can handle it without me getting in the way yo

>>>/watch?v=j2D3QaJd450

>>628675
I'm just going to walk to // up to them and ask if they need any help then watch from a safe distance

i cant

you have to

it makes me hate myself

>>628676
DORORO

Tadaimasu

>>628681
get on with it

dead board
dead game

I'm eating dinner right now!
There was way too much grief involved in trying to make dinner tonight.

>>628685
4U

>>628687
if u got game show me

>>628688
>>/cards/

that ain't no competitive game

>>628690
For you

You wanna play?

>>628690
any game with competition is competitive enough for me

>>628693
rps me

IF you have enough competitive spirit. anything is a competitive game.

Competitive despair

me, a cat, with fish, a fish

Don't eat your wife.

Prunes are actually really nice.
I thought they'd be horrible.

im gonna eat my wife

fuckin' vore

im a piscivore

>>628700
good luck i ate these and they are worse than fuckin regular rice krispies treats
when will the snack industry's obsession with bite sized candy fucking stop

Once people stop wanting to buy bite-sized candy I guess.

>>628703
my wife probably tastes better

>>628704
nobody wants to fucking buy them they've been on display next to the coffee bar for three goddamn days me and one other old lady are the only people who have even TOUCHED THEM

>>628705
yeah you're probably right

where my cards at

Maybe I should make a standing desk.
sitting for a long time hurts my legs.

>>628709
nah just alternate between sitting normally and sitting like L from Death Note
so you'll only hurt half as much in more places over time

>>628697

MEOW

AH YES
A CAT

>>628709
i saw a mechanized sitting/standing desk in an office it looked neat

>cat stream

how does augur of ebriecat work

it summons lots of cats

do they extend like tencatles

no it is a stream of cats
that bounce at you

can the cats pary

parry*

>prawn sammich more popular than ham sammich in UK
what the heck

>>628722
they immobilize the enemy with sheer bulk

valk chron 4 is 50% off on switch

>>628723
prawn are tastier than ham, though

but you'd think ham would be cheaper
and thus more popular

I like the art style in dororo
going for a style of its own instead of copying the original

>>628725
oh nice
i picked it up the last time it was on sale, fortunately it was also 50% off then

>they gave the same VA for the doctor who has voiced black jack in almosta all apperances
noise

i spent the last of my moneys on that delivery and got a big pizza
i had one slice and started shivering and threw it back up
this is awwwful

too greasy for a starving stomach?
maybe try to ease it up with water or something

>>628727
looks like it is a lot cheaper its only 1.6 yuros
>>628734
yeah they're comparing prepackaged sandwiches
fucking britons calling these sarnies

>>628733
how is it that cheap
is it like prepackaged thingie?

>>628735
which would you hug?

hug me instead

I've had difficulty eating greasy food after not eating it for a while.
my stomach reacts badly to too much grease.

>>628736
rook

oh no fish hasn't seen mob psycho

Mayo psycho

egg mayo
i

i will assign it to her for while i am at work i guess
so we can watch S2

i havent either

what the fuck

is wrong with you two

fish wasn't a weeb when it was airing
ton is just ton

>>628747
what a tragedy
has she seen psycho pass

ton have you seen psycho pass

>>628748
she has

>>628748
i have not but i think its at least downloaded so theres that

but then again so is durarara season 1
i started that once when pan and i were still in high school
pan will never let me live it down

haha you haven't even seen durarara
the fuck nigga

im pretty sure fish has seen more anime than ton at this point

thats possible
but ive also watched garbage that she may mever watch so theres that

why not just
watch those good anime everyone always says they liked instead of garbage

because someimes garbage can taste really good
like the kancolle movie for the first 40 minutes

i don't think that's true

yeah if you're fucking starving to death and haven't eaten in four days garbage might taste ok for the first few bites

what, youve never watched something bad and enjoyed it for being bad?

>>628757
>starving for days
>hey man come eat this delicious food
>no thanks ill just find something in the trash bin

like if you wanna watch some hilarious garbage the well known meme movies of the room and birdemic are some good shit

>>628760
you are exactly the kind of motherfucker that has seen the room and not citizen kane

I got a bit into the room but stopped at the /// a quarter way in
I have not seen citizen kane no

>>628761
yes i am the mind of mothercuker who has seen the room and jot citizen kane

memeboys LEAVE

holy shit am i a psychic or what

>>628762
birdemic is a hell of a drug
and it even has a sequel

will have to put it down for a watching

just
>>>/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU
its beautiful

>>>/@rveenewman/1082991662429888512

>>628771
That's actually not new though.

okay

>>628771
neat

>>628768
how is this even funny
literally
blam this piece of crap

>>628776
you lack the high enough intelligence to understand...

>>628777
right then well might as well try to kill some more brain cells maybe eventually i'll understand this deep humor

>>628776
>>628777
you need a high iw to grasp the humor of something like birdenic

also i just had a woman tell me one of her children was “worser” than the other one

Some kids just be that way.

sometimes you make a baby and that baby is aight but then the next one be worser

Or some times you just get a worser kid and then the next one turns out aight.

i wanna make a babby

buy a baby making kit

apparently fish is mad at me a little because she was tryna get things goin with me yesterday and i fell asleep lol
#tiredlife
i don't even remember it

pouting fish

i can't help being tired

im only human

kinda awkward though

ouch

>>628785
could be worse my dad fell asleep in the middle of it once

im sure ill get there someday

i gotta get my cat naps in

speaking of which
meow

ta ta daddyrara

here i am just trying to find out if you can use lip balm for dry noses and then a fucking wizard strolls in

How terrifying.
I wouldn't really want to have a magical solution to my dry nose.

Dr. Mohammed is gonna cast avada kadavra on your dryness

I don't think there's a spell strong enough in the world to kill my dryness.

>>628792
oh this is perfect, I was looking for someone who could restore womb

Cast level three Restore Womb

>>628792
>monica

Just Monika

OH
yodo

cheese monika

ohyodo dess

des

judgemento desu no

>>628776
like newgrounds "blam"?

>>628805
still haven't finished railgun
what's wrong with me doc

Raildex isn't for everyone.

not even downloaded like I thought I had done
guess I'm destined to not watch it

town of salem had a data leak
never used it myself but I figured somewhere here has

i didnt watch the second bit of railgun

Same
Although for a really long time it was because there was no subbed full Blu-ray release.

>>628810
That might be a good thing to pass along to Moon, I'm pretty sure he played it regularly.

>>628812
weird to me that was thing that stopped you
for ages 480p was the only thing I was able to download

I didn't wa nt to watch tv rips.

I don't understand that mindset, sorry

I used to be really into raildraildex and wanted to watch railgun s2 in really high quality.

look it's a show about kirara

Yeah I'm hoping that one is comfy.

>>628821 →
anime

looks sufficiently comfy if comfy fodder is what you're looking for

hello rika

>>628833
>this isn't humanities

the internet's back on
now back to our regularly scheduled programming

Welcome back

now I can go to 420.moe without any consequences

>>>/@animalove2018/1083222721461284865

Soon

spooked

i love my boat wife

so much healing

that is a good image

Верный

>>628942
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

oh no I activated tonbot3000

you awakened my heart

You bep'd his button

I’m gonna freakin bep
Im gonna bep so hard

good morning kirararararsrarararaaras

yo

>>>/@prozdkp/1083126715893739521

i see theres a new shark teeth aidori

akira?

ye

tetsuooo

havent seen that either

really

really

sigh

Fr ens

Romans!

judgemento desu

>>628964
fuck em

i love my boat wife

why don't you MARRY her THEN

illegal

>>628968
I already did

one sheep two sheep ton’s time to sleep

it's 8am

>>628972
i just got off work

gross

it's mongolia time again

Ohio

japanese goblins

lewdposting.png

>>628980
Best girl

In Your Area

>>628981

>>628984
Yup, still best girl.
Reminder that she did nothing wrong.

>>628985
she did a lot wrong

we all did

>>628978
>>>/watch?v=_KRGqEzivTY

There's going to be a spiderman movie with Mysterio?
Nice

yeah the next MCU one
he's a good guy in it though

oh shit

>>628974
huh

Boop

Hows moe?

Tired.
How's Kannagi?

Pretty good.
Not long till uni starts up again.

I've got modern history to look forward to next term.
I was enjoying ancient history darn.

My classes are starting three weeks early...

err
late
starting late

I'm starting back on the 14th.
I wish I had more of a holiday but I'm also looking forward to going to classes again

I want a forever vacation.

my vacation starts next week wooooo

what will you do

I was reminded that Tales of Vesperia definitive comes out ehhhhhh

tomorrow

So hopefully that'll arrive at some point since someone else is buying it for me, and I'll consider doing that.

You should go somewhere.

That is a thought
Though if I went somewhere I'd prefer to have my treasured partner with me.
Which isn't easy to have happen.

Traveling alone is a good experience.
Out there on the road, nothing but your thoughts and the passing sights.
You can learn a lot about yourself.
You can gain a lot of exp!

yup
be it by car, bike ,bice, foot or pt

i one day wanna buy a bike and just hit the road
and go on as far and long as i can
#bridge over bering

I'm getting hype for vesperia
I really hope that not-Troy Baker can do a half-decent job at voicing the new Yuri lines.
I reeeeeeeeeeally hope so.

I'm pretty sure Patty's voice isn't going to be great.

>>>/watch?v=EXt1aIxYanI
I can't wait to spend 4 hours in the final dungeon again

Someone fucking stole my bin.
goddammit

who steals a bin ffs

some Proud Boys kid murdered his brother with a sword because he believed his brother was a lizard

>“The defendant’s actions — jamming the tang end of a four-foot long sharpened metal-bladed sword-like instrument completely through the victim’s head and killing him — demonstrate the danger he poses,” prosecutor Scott O’Toole wrote in charging documents, according to the Times.
>Buckey Wolfe called 911 on Sunday evening and admitted killing his brother, saying that “God told me he was a lizard” and telling the dispatcher, “Kill me, kill me, I can’t live in this reality,” according to court documents.

that ain't right

Did he watch Bandersnatch?
Serious question.

i wouldn't be surprised

I have $6.66 in my checking account.

noisr

>>629022
evil

>>629022
hail stan

i bet 666 wud be much more welcome sum, though

>>629026
Yes

a millionaire industry magnates wife has been kidnapped in norway
ransom of around 8 million dollaroos has been asked in bitcurrency

>kidnapping millionaires
>2019

>>629029
apparently it happened in halloween
the cops just now leaked it to call forth witnesses

lel
sweden is still without a government and prime minister

>>629029
all the cool kids just marry them these days

what if they already killed her its been like months

one last chancd for pm and then it is new elections in april
hahaha
none of the parties want to co-operate with sweden democrats

>>629033
probably did
ransoms are supposed to be quick and easy

>>629035
yeah idk why the cops would wait this long without evidence to pursue them

>>629032
I like to imagine I'll hit it off with one of fish's friends at the wedding and get married.

>>629035
in norway
lol no

norway? noway

if what i read is right, they just lack few eyewitnesses who they have failed to identify and reach

ah makes more sense but also I would be extremely surprised if she wasn't already dead

nah
that ain't how kidnappings work hete

also i bet it was some russian mafia

>>629037
is this something you think about often

>>629038
do people not kill hostages in norway

>>629044
No, it's comes to mind as a passing thought when I think about going to kirara's wedding.

>tourist drivers having difficulties switching headlights on or using heating
how?

>some drive on ski or motorski routes mistaking them for roads

>>629047
If this is only a problem in your country then this sounds like a problem with vehicles in Finland.

>>629045
why would they kidnap a hostage if not for money0
if they kill them, chances of money go down if you kill em
>>629051
theybrelease them and not kill here

7 months is too long
there's no money coming
you cut your losses and move on

>>629050
Here they usually kill the hostage earlier than that. No live hostage = no good witness.

id kill a hostage as soon as i knew the ransom wasn't coming
if i were the kind of person that would kidnap

>>629046
sou

>>629053
i'd send a finger

>>629054
You probably have about the same odds of it happening to you as I do.

>>629055
too easy
if i were doing that, id just go after people with kidnapping insurance like rich tourists

>>629056
I think I have one possible qualifier over you for getting hooked up at Kirara's wedding.

>>629058
What?

Hi
mi
tsu

>>629060
For the record, I'm way less awkward in person than online.

Oh don't worry
It's not really related to you being awkwared or anything.

Oh yeah i forgot, you lost weight.

>>>/@gushers/1083434081197658112

nobody is going to hook up with anyone at my wedding

>>629067
Not with that attitude.

That's fine by me

>>629067
what about a'that aunt and blue?

>>629067
Yeah but who's gonna hook up your wedding.

>>629070
that's different, that's been in the works for years

>>629067
What about ToN and pan?

>>629073
see >>629072

Oh wow
It really has been years.

PAN really is just a wonderful person

He's kind if a dick.
*of
More than kind of actually.

>>629065
>>629066
you'd think these were common sense, da?

Yes, he's a dick
But he's my dick

Wow so it's that kinda relationship

how many /moe/s have you shared a bed with /moe/

also
>1,35m must use safety seat
lol wut
never heard of tgat

>>629081
1

>>629078
Not the engine preheater or the vest thing.

>>629081
0

>>629081
1
I've shared a bed with myself.

>>629084
yeah, but those weren't the most common issures
parking middle of a 100kmh road was...

you are all like little children
ive shared a bed with jan, rook, tilde, teacup, and fish although she doesn't really count

>>629088
Slut

>>629081
3 i think

>>629088
but how many at once?

I've shared a hammock that was sweet

>>629087
Were these tourists Chinese?

>>629093
yup

PAN really is just the best.

>>629094
That explains everything.

>>629096
no it doesn't chinese as far as i know also have a brain

>>629097
Chinese tourists are infamous for not following local rules.

>>629098
it isn't a rule much more not being suicidal

>>629099
*
They are also known for lacking common sense.

>>629088
tfw I go to sleep on the very edge of the bed and wake to in the middle

woukd you park in tge middle of a high way

>>629102
No

>>629091
hmm
well one time i slept while rook, sam, and jan were sitting on the bed

so if that counts, i can add sam to my list and add them to all at once

>>629105
i don't know what happened
i just jolted awake like WHAT IF

that question still haunts my dreams

and also WHAT WHO SAID THAT

oh I capped affection with springfield
how lovely.
>>629104
nice

>>629104
it was a disturbing wisdom
if i suddenly thought that I'd have to ask my colleagues immediately too

>>629108
it must have come to me in a dream

>>629109
dreaming about keeping mister mime as a torture doll like that one girl from mahou shoujo site

what would happen if you broke mr mime's hands
it's a good question

I decided recently to try and keep a dream diary.

>>629111
there really is only one way to find out
the scientific method
morality be damned we as a species must know

>>629113
where will we get a mr mime

>>629114
France

>>629104
what is your biggest yaoiclub?

>>629112
Enjoy your yume nikki.

It's a good thing I'm too lazy to open the window to step out onto what balcony I have

>>629111
also mr mime contrary to the name
speaks like other pkmn do
they just mime their psychic abilities
so the question is like
what would a blastoise do if you broke its cannons

>>629088
not even a couch

lonely ole blue sleepin alone

not even a cooch

Koi and the Castle Couch

I dedicate tonight's campaign map to blue

uh oh

>>629123
wow, those hips

>>629126
right?

>>629118
>step out onto the balcony
right then, which one of us will it be

>>629126
she got the daisy side special power hips

epic thighs

Them hips don't lie

epic games thighs

thighs save lives

are thighs dark meat

This is why I'm so cute.

>shoulder touches you
hey
wanna come to my place
we can turn on my Unreal Engine
and we can play some Epic Games
let's make some fun together

i am wearing 3/4 pieces women's clothing right now and I'm not sure how they got in my closet

except for the hoodie anyways I just bought that

im wearing women's socks

women's clothing sure is soft
i know personally as a man i would never want my clothing to be smooth as silk

>>629138
It's a good hoodie on you.

I'm wearing ... the flesh that a woman created, I guess.

btw everythinh becomes more ominously epic while listening to bloodborn ost

I wear whatever I want whenever I want.

>>629139
i wonder do they even make women's sock in my size

>>629141
yeah i like it
i also like that it was three dollars
>>629144
same i just happened to have grabbed this
my closet is full of all sorts of shit i don't even know man
i need to get rid of the stuff i don't wear much i can't fit all my clothes in there anymore

I can reach through time and retrieve various relics of the ancient world.

like so

hey wait i cropped that
give it back thief

>>629147
k remember iM@TS
i wonder what happened to them

some things don't change huh

>>629149
nah

>>629152
Jan will remember this

>actually liking idolmaster
he never existed

>>629151
Unending pain and suffering as well as creating a cult

>>629154
iM@TS is a spook

I do have several of iM@TS' images

>>629151
the idolmattster lives in my kokoro

Woah

thanks sam

LOL

only real OGs remember this

>>629163
this is a top tier teacup

wow I can't believe I'm real OG

the best posts on /moe/ never existed

>>629167
give me a clip soi can do some damage

now here's some vintage stuff

oh shit I still have the kirara-as-boo audio clips

rook was joking about that the other day
post that shit

oh shit ok give me a sec

1
https://vocaroo.com/i/s04EKrcKlpIv
2
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxQ15wFh5U
3
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ewfPr6ycnY
and 4
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rS7SOSvv49

all da mahkary

haha god damn i forgot how funny those were
old me knew what was up

here in Texas we got the largest track crane in the fucking world
yeehaw
took 3 months to put it together

kirara I believe this is yours

>>629180
looks like a teacup to me

that would make sense.

>>629183
showing this to my dad while driving
i hope i bounce

aaaaaaa there is family coming over soon I gotta clean I guess

>>629186
WHO IS THIS MASKED STRANGER

>>629186
tell them to go to the airbnb

man, that was four years ago
things sure have changed

what is the context for this

Apparently the second Heaven's Feel movie has some of the H-content from the games in it.
Which means Sakura's the only Fate heroine to actually get with Shirou in the animated adaptations.

gotta sell those senpai-loving titties

>>629193
it's probably super softcore

>>629195
I saw (albeit uncited) reports she rides Shirou in a scene, and masturbates in another.

you know what I miss playing
Catacomb Kids

I'd have to reinstall Steam and shit.

>>629196
surprising
i wonder if nasu has less control

>>629197
you know what i miss playing
fucking parchments
blowing myself up just doesn't feel as good

It's the Magicka experience.
Much more fun when your disasterous actions cause harm to all your surrounding friends.

same
we should play online sometime
but I have to clean my room
I'm only here right now because I'm downloading the MP3 version of the FELT album and I want to listen as I cleanse this room for the first time in ... far too long

>>629201
the Magicka experience ended for me when rook and okuu and me started using QWERDSA
i think that's the right combo
fucking freezing wet lightning laser beam

just don't get near the enemies or they'll explode and kill you instantly

Also I'm off today and tomorrow so PARCHMENTS CAN TOTALLY HAPPEN WITHIN THE NEXT 48H

after 4:30 tomorrow I'm free until the monday after
maybe I should actually play a video game with my good friends

>>629204
I'm off today but work pretty constantly following 10pm tomorrow

I should also get that stream thing and that LAN thing
I can hit up Best Buy

thai green curry is the best

finally

access flash

Kirara, you a
There you are, hah
>>629210
Do you have discord?

>>629201
too bad m2 isn't as good as 1st

>>629211
matts☆#0825

>>629213
Now I remember you actually shared it, oh well, sent.

>>629203
>freezing wet lightning
lol wut
steam and freeze cancel
water and light cancel
that is impossible combo

>>629214
not on rn but ill accept later this evening when i am

>>629216
No rush!

godnonly 2h of nap time

>>629216
Though it's funny that when I thought of you, you kinda just appeared. Also happy new year!

hapii new yeah

Happi new nyaa

main map for tonight is functional
I have 60% of an idea of the content for it
now I need to craft potential enemies
and we should be about as prepared as I am any other day

and then we all miss it

do you mean not show up?
I'll fight you

No hug is worth two bucks.

>>>/@OnlyAfroGames/1083471815446454272
...

That's really disgusting.
What an unpleasant person.

I like afro it's ok

I have heard previously that smash tournaments do in fact smell to high heaven as well

>>629230
definitely not ok
people who speak like that are gross

>>>/@TheFarmerHayden/1083183070931550208
lmao

This is one of those situations that chivalry is dead for a damn good reason.

I've always wanted to lock a woman in my car so that I can look like a gentlemen

all the little grannies wanna sip they tea

Whey tea grannies

awake

sam
e

Slamurai

slave murai

what a night

You mentioned things got hectic, what happened, if you're able to share

i will explain when i am home in ~20min

hai hai

>finally eat pan ****

ton 2019

got home and immediately cut my leg on something
go me

Cut my leg into pieces

hello hello

hello hello

Goodo evening

I'll be on discord in a second.
I just have to deal with this cut.

>>629252
Long time no see.

How was the trip?

It was a lot of fun!
Philly during the winter isn't much different from here during it, but I imagine that would be an experience for the rest from further south.

>>629255
got random wound?

>>629249
how do you even randomly cut yourself

Ugh, now I'm having internet issues.
>>629259
It doesn't seem that weird to me.
I was moving quickly and ran into something sharp.

>>629256
It was a lot of fun.
I got to meet Samurai this time which was cool.

Oh, you met Samurai this time?
sounds like a nice trip

>>629261
Yeah
This time, we had Jan, Blue, Tilde, Rook, Sam, and me.
It was nice!
I took a picture of Saku's grave if you're interested, although I suspect you're not

my internet is resetting, ton
just an fyi

>>629261
i 3 stocked samurai
i am the STRONGEST SMASH
all moes bow before me and my tilt attack stick

>>629263
k

>>629264
You're definitely the STRONGEST SMASH amongst /moe/s.
How does it feel to be at the top?

don't forget to smash that mother fuckin' like button

>>629266
it feels like i'm at the top of this pyramid and can't make the distance between this peak and the base of the one above me
maybe ika can beat me he was pretty good at melee

help I'm peaking

do your best kirara

>>629264
lies!
lies and slander i proclaim

>>629228
There's a fucking PAX south?
Man that's bogus
Why no Pax Midwest?

Also
Tadaimasu

cuphead and celeste next on AGDQ aw shit

ooh i got a big bump where i hurt myself too

and my internet is still not working
this night is a MESS

>>629271
a reverse 3 stock is still a 3 stock brother

>>629275
none of our choices are mattering
there's only one thing left to do

>>629277
murder...

time to get cupped

>>629262
it was a pleasure to meet everyone
disney world when.

>>629276
god the art still looooks weird

At the Kinokuniya
There was a guy with a neckbeard, a fedora, an ill fitting XL Rick and Morty t-shirt and a dirty hoodie.

>>629280
wow a disney deito
gonna take selfies with mickey

Oh yeah, the official English version of Thicc Elf is out.
The title is so cringey.

So Jesus and Mickey are interchangible for your selfie game, eh.

That's right, but don't tell my wife!

Not that I intend to, but why?

im gonna tell her fuck da rules

>>629287
she might not be happy to hear mickey and jesus are equal

Oh yeah she's a bit religious ain't she.
I'm surrounded by you nutjobs.

Kirara's internet is freaking dead

>>629290
rude, she's not a nutjob

I assume she wants to raise your kids Christian?

>>>/@AndrewsNotFunny/1070296680283688962

>>629293
why do you assume that

>>629294
Well, I meant to ask it as a question but accidentally typed it that way.

well we don't have any kids so i dunno how we'll raise them

Not yet anyways.

Be sure to raise half of your children one way and half the other way so that they can be very confused.

sometimes you have a kid and then the next one be worser

i don't want to talk about my kids

what a coincidence me neither i want to talk about this fucking tabletop game

Mine was not serious so don't worry about anything.

>>629298
raise your kids to feud

Sorry

hype for 2 month pause

idk what to tell you

Well dunno
what can one do about shitty webs

>>629306
tell me im pretty

no

vafor dororo was great
can't believe it is her debut

>>>/@lorl22111181/1083333700748599302
this is super fucked up

>>629310
dororo was pretty good
>>629309
oh no
im crying

>>629311
damn what the fuck

>>629311
What the fuck

idols got it so hard
being idol is suffering

>be idol
>idol squad comember hires guys to sexually harass you
>report it to police
>cops don't care
>agency tells you to apologize to the public
>hired molestors sit in front row as you bow and apologize
life is hard

>>629315
it's so fucked up

god look at that surround

took some manuevering to get to this position but I am just piece meal peppering these posh greeks into ground beef

and that was that

hmm
how do you even counter horse archers
you can just have lots of heavy infantry with shields and just wait
while being peppered
or you can use archers, but the problem is that a horse archer unit can easily rout an archer unit
cav beats infantry without spears almsot always if they get a good charge afterall
especially guys with only bows

jesus...
how many armies does this guy have

damn
I think I might have gotten them into the most shitty position they could almost be
I wonder if the skirmish AI can be trusted to retreat and surround
>trusting TW unit AI
yeah

TGH killin it as usual in Celeste

HAHA
complete surround
complete
it is a fucking circus
of death

i swear to god every game i get in people are just afk until the last rounds

>>629326
how fun is warframe
what kinda game is it even?

>>629327
it's an extremely grindy shooter but the variety of enemy types and map types and amount of missions to clear makes it somewhat interesting
also has melee combat and stuff and tons of shit to unlock which pads out the playtime quite a bit if you don't just pay to get what you want
but even then whaling won't finish the missions or endgame nightmare stuff for you it just cuts out the time it takes to farm mats

there's also okay pvp and space missions all in all the coop is more fun but endgame is based around gamebreaking builds and it's repetitive

also it changes like every year so you can drop it and pick it up and it's almost like you are playing the sequel

compared to the closed beta i got into in 2013 this is like warframe 3 by now

I heard it was kind of clunky early on and the grind was way more apparent than the gameplay.
But it seems they've really managed to re-invent the game in more recent years.

>>629328
what kinda specs it needs

It runs on the Nintendo Switch that should give you a good idea of how potato-y it can run on.

what do you even do in it
the screenshots don't give much info

Instance-based missions that usually involve a kill objective or retrieval thing, with other quirks to elaborate the mission.
Within the instance you kind of run-and-gun or go in with a melee weapon to go at the enemies with.
Movement is fast and very fluid so you can really get into a speedy rhythm if you want to.
There's also some kind of plot involved but I'm far enough removed from the game to have no clue what it's about.

Yeah but you get autobanned for saying the word trap in the chat.
Or just get banned for no good reason.
According to my friend anyways

why would you gfet banned for star wars references?
Is warframe owned by disney?

Dunno
I've just heard that the chat mods are total assholes

>>629336
theres bots that ban you for saying all sorts of words
but you only get banned from the general chats so it doesnt really matter
usually for like a few hours or a day

and its on a per channel basis
so just don't say "nigger" or "gay" or even "trap" and "press F" or you'll get popped by the robot overlords

I won't complain about the first one but those last three are ridiculous.

>>629334
you run around and shoot dudes
a potato computer with like a 750ti and 2.5ghz dual core could run it
if you have played games from like 2014 on your computer you can probably get 60fps
my 1050ti and 3.4ghz quad core can max it out at 144fps
it's not a very demanding game compared to some other games i think, monster hunter world and DS3 run slower for me

lel
I took a walled city
with 100% cavalry army
epic
fleet men disembarked defending the city
vs
scythian ranged pokey boys

but fucking proves my point further
light cav beats light infantry

though
heavy inf beats heavy cav

>>629342
680 gtx LOL

>>>/@dollygodnew/989828222647873536

Wow that poor cat got TRICKED.
I hope it got its treat afterwards anyway.

spawned a female family member
dunno why she is fucking olive skinned
we are SCYTHIANS
ohw ell

seein a lot of sharks these days

for ToN

sam fucking lightning kicked me TWICE

>>629351
Why "but"?
Zelda's always cute as fuck yo.

>>629352
You gotta watch the waifus man.

>>629353
yeah well this one's especially cute

Night

>>629340
really "pressF"? that sure is something

anime >>629357 →

Ikaosette

hey

howdy

who you?

guess it don't matter

>>628497
Those are rookie numbers


when will my heart finally say fuck it?

no dont

>>629433
real men have scars in their heart

my heart is full of 800+ mg of caffeine on a daily basis

why not just do amphetamine at that point

why not just go out to a mom-and-pop ice cream parlor for homemade ice cream and take a paddleboat ride for two at that point on a cool breezy day

>>629441
My god, why have I not thought of this before

>>629442
sounds fun i could go for ice cream
>>629445
probably because you're fucking your brain up with caffeine

I fuck my brain up with psychedelics, not caffeine

a few psychs probably won't ruin your brain but 800mg of poison a day is a bit much

caffeine nicotine and propylene

my name is vape fill i sell propylene glycol and propylene glycol accessories

i wish there were propylene vapes i'd use that

what if you vape a bunch of propylene and then eat a match

You probably shouldn't eat matches.
They're probably edible but that doesn't entirely make it okay.

eating the match is really the part you have a problem with

It seems like the bit that an ordinary person might swallow.
The rest is pretty way out in terms of ridiculousness.

eating matches isn't really uncommon, especially kids
they're really salty so it's kind of stimulating
baking soda as well i still love using baking soda to brush my teeth

>>629463
i think you'd be fine

>>629475

🤔

something feels strange about this picture

it's like
pixel art or something

other than the filter the person used it's just an ordinary picture

jammy

>>629477
feels like it could be a bitmap

ice cream flavors
not your favorite, but what's the best youve had
diff than favorite because it might not be go-to but a specialty one youve had at a gourmet ice cream place or something

I don't think I really have anything special.
Not really adventurous with my choices in ice cream.
I can't really name one that's the best I've had.

i feel like if i ask favorite im gonna get like
vanilla bean
strawberry
mint chocolate
butter pecan

but when you actually go to those ice cream parlors there's like a hundred different types
pistachio, peanut butter, cotton candy, bubblegum
you know
if not best then what are some good ice cream flavors

the espresso i got at the ice cream place in philly was good
it had coffee beans in it

i havent really had ice cream
a little bit when i was a child
sorbet only a few times when older

ive got so much work to do i think im gonna try to get some ice cream on a rare whim after im done as something to look forward to
i'll have to see if i have enough loose change to afford one and then go buy ice cream in loose change like white trash but thats okay
i bet ice cream tastes better when you can't afford it

I had jaffa once that was nice
butterscotch might be good idk

or I would go bubblegum but that might be too sweet for you

what is a jaffa

oh wait that's aussie brand thing
dunno if you guys have an equivalent but I doubt they'd have it an ice cream flavour if you do

what is it like

caramelly and chocolately I guess

oh it's a fanservice episode

kojima likes bandersnatch
what does this mean for death stranding

Ask what It means for death stranding 2

kojima is gonna kill someone ;_;

nice
who

it could be anyone

but probably norman reedus

or del toro

chuu chuu

Ohio

>>>/@SukebanGames/1083730475816955906
oh thats convenient

>>629509
Holy Fug

Did the sukeban guys end up escaping from Venezuela?

not sure

oh yeah i need to do that rerun
good to see youre having fun

that's not mine

wiw ive been tricked

you played yourself

TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2 TAKAGI 2
HAPPENING
WOO

>>629518
congratulations

>>629518
it sucks to have to take cold baths but isn't that a little overboard
you dont need that many

>>>/@bombsfall/1083612214483927040
all the hat but no cowboy

put me in the shame cube coach I'm ready

ive never purchased anything remotely similar to these
wtf amazon

>>629521
Nice santa emoji

>>>/@Sona_Sonara/1083777114640404480
if you look at the top post here on Twitter, it has a seto kaiba emoji

>>629523
buy them abyway

>>629526
they're not really something id use

theyre for lazarus

he already has ears

yes but double the ears = double the hearing power

no way

I have made my greatest contribution to 2019's internet.
Cant wait for next year

oh damn that was really good

Originally thought my dad built it in or something but it's some plastic thing that happens to fit perfectly in our cabinet.

#unmei

koi your voice is so soothing

>>629530
honestly orin from 2hu has 2 pairs of ears.
maybe she wears those

I was going to ask how excited you were to have more anime to watch Bue, but I see you already saw the news today.

>How are you going to find the way into your girl's heart when you can't even find the garlic?
>Can't relate~
I can't stop laughing at my own joke.

now you just gotta find your way into a girl's heart

>>629538
the best

I don't know how to make this computer go faster. Everything will just forever be slow forever.

Did you try painting it red?

oh I guess it's just Tweetdeck slowing everything down

With the desktop tower not being on the table I can fit my laptop, two monitors, and my tablet on here.

I should move the Switch over.
Then I'll have everything.

sounds like you're really
*switch*ing it up

oops

>>629546
One of the best arguments for moving away from tower-based PCs.

build a mountain pc

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