Thread #612974

Hibang

that's me! i'm bang!
spent here

is that a dab and a mic drop and an audible "bang"

Pretty much.

that's definitely me

Those are the only Bang caps I have.
I've been keeping my eyes out though.

i appreciate your dedication

it's important to always keep bang in your thoughts

>>612974 (OP)
Hey everyone it's me Gay! Feels great to be here also while I'm Gay I am not in fact gay
>>612987
Are you gay or Gay?

that's weird
because i'm bang but i'm also gay

uhhhhh

>>612987
lolurgay

>>>/@AmiAmi_English/1069813498723524608
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I got this the other day.
It's pretty kickass.
Probably not going to leave the box for quite a while though.

is there a moon here

>>612987
wait a fucking second you're not bang if you'
re gay

>>612990
the eternal question
cawfee
or
gween tea?

gawfee
cween tee

all women are queens
gimme some queen tea

>>612992
hey what's up

>>612996
you'll have to pay the caw fee

anime >>612999 →

>>612997
i did my dota placements and now under my rank it says "29%" what does that mean?

Maybe 29% of the way from your current rank to the next one?
I'll admit I don't really understand how the current MMR model works though, aside from the basic outline.

i thought that but it didn't seem to move after my most recent game
maybe i need to relog or something

oh nevermind it did change
maybe that it is

/moe/ the whole current internet obssession of mental health, self care, and depressed youtubers really makes me cringe
but also I'm having issues with mental health and being a depressed youtuber

>>613007
oh
that's your percent towards the next medal/rank
so if it says archon 2 30%, you're 30% of the way towards progressing to archon 3, and so on
each medal has, on average, about 160 points of mmr in between them, so about 8 more victories than losses to progress at each stage
in the lower brackets it takes less to progress, sometimes just one or two wins

>>613029
so are you gonna show us your youtube channel

>>613032
I don't have one
that's why I'm depressed

>>613034
So what would your channel be about

>>613037
Probably bullshit uninteresting travel blog

>>613029
self care is hard
it's really hard when you dont have anyone else to help you care for yourself too

or rather anyone else to care for you
maybe? im not sure

I don't even know how to care for myself at this point
or rather, I don't know how to perform "self-care"

archon 5 huh
that's not too bad
i think i calibrated in at legend 1 which is just one rank higher at last calibration

You ever read something and think it says one thing
but then go back and realize it said something completely different?

yeah all the time

>>613030
okay, makes sense
i like the sound of it better than the shitty system other mobas use
>>613047
yeah, i bet a friend who was archon 2 that i could place and hit legend 1 before him
he took it for $20
now im archon 5 and he's archon 3

>>613049
isn't it kinda crazy?
How many things have we read wrong, that we never ended up actually going back and reading correctly?
Also, how many things have we seen incorrectly, heard incorrectly, and felt incorrectly?

>>613045
self-harm is a lot easier than self-care

me and my sister are getting drunk and playing overwatch
family bonding

How cute.
Who's the deeps.

im hanzo shes widow haha

>>613063
im kind of envious
i want to have fun times with my family
or have a family like that

or have anyone like that

>>613082
>>613079
its a lot of work to have a sister you have to feed her and play video games with her

>>613109
if you need a break for a while i can play games with her until you get back

/moe/ i'm making a horrible decision this wednesday and I am so excited

>>613110
wow are you trying to rent my sister
i already barely get to see her she's like a cat and sleeps 14 hours a day
>>613111
why are you excited to make horrible decisions?

>>613112
i get to see my ex and i've been really missing her

>>613113
if you miss her why is that a horrible decision?

>>613114
i should be moving on

>>613115
yeah well we should all be doing a lot of things but it might still be fun right?

>>613112
well maybe all three of us can eat foods and play video games then

>>613117
okay that sounds really fun what do you want to play?

>take a shower
>all 4 cats take turns shoving themselves into my face literally
god damimt

>>613118
bomberman
mario golf
mario tennis
and uhhh
then you two play D4 while i spectate on benzos

>>613120
wait which mario golf i only played the one for the n64
if im getting my n64 out we gotta play some smash 64 and mario party 3 too

hi kirara

>>613122
why the long face?

my head's gotta be long to fit in my gigantic genious brain

that doesnt make sense im a jumbo dumbo and i got a normal size brain like everybody else!

i cant beieve the word is filling with merch inwant

whats merch inwant

>>613126
no way you're def a smarty party

>>613128
cute books and figures

>>613128
an euphemism for buttsex

>>613131
the world is tons butt
it all makes sense im connecting the dots
>>613130
how many figures do you own and whats your most recent cute book?
>>613129
no im a dim jim

maybe a feign brain

>>613132
definitely a 150 page or so book of ido’s 4komas because why not
as for
figures uh
probably 15 ish?

>>613134
dang that's more amiibos than i have
what's ido's 4komas?

all boat related stuff
it should be full color so it’ll look nice

why am i watching flight simulator rp videos

this is silver duck coming in at 420 do you read me my left engine is out over

copy that silver duck go ahead and ignore all taxis and just land that baby directly into concourse A let's smoke it up copy?

roger dodger im turning 69 degrees and redirecting into concourse A over and out

silver duck thank you and god bless you are now cleared to taxi onto the afterlife

o7

>>>/@wakiwakiwakiko1/1069922351075090434

Oh damn, they put Shaun of the Dead on Netflix

oh that’s something

A very good something

Are you going to binge films again

No, I have work and stuff.
I only have a few hours before I go in this morning.

oh, Blue Planet 2 in 4k is up too
fish is gonna like that

someone has to get us away from this hell of a plaet
might as well be Blue

It's a nature documentary with Attenborough about the oceans!

we should really start producing that attenborough voice archive

love this games community

>>>/@Ivoroon/1069932058766643200

Ohio

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/04/health/london-skeleton-thames-boots-scli-gbr-intl/index.html
>Still wearing thigh high boots

thigh high boots are still fashionable

No, that's not what I meant.
It's funny because thigh high boots are a fetish.

no i mean, why would the skeleton take them off
they're still fashionable
of course it's still wearing them

>>613159
Someone could've stolen them
Or they could've rotted

>>>/@ogecebel/1069509702164217856

Did you get a chance to check out the new Captain Marvel trailer Kirara

It was pretty cool

chino overdose
help im

call poison control right now ton

chinoverdose is often fatal

i was just on hold with a probation officer and sort of dozing off and they finally answered and i just went "hi hi"
and he was like "uhhh"

Gotta double down on it in that case.

yaho p.o

What's the haps my man

me in the middle sensing danger

wow the new doctor who just starts with the doctor breaking into some random house because she's curious
have some decency, doctor

>>>/@MCU_Tweets/1070000647175659521

Hang the dead show us the trailer MCU.

>>613172
The thirteenth seems to have a real bad curiousity streak.
She walks in on the hotel guy's hotel even though he's being standoffish about it too.
And just snoops around a noble lady's bedroom in the last week's episode.
There's the spaceship she runs around in like five minutes after waking up from an injury.
And literally runs off with a cult's sacred object because she's worried about what its genetic make-up is.

She definitely has some boundary issues.

I've got to go out for a study session and I'm still kind of sickly and I'm not looking forward to the cold.
How annoying.

Oh it's below freezing yeah this is gonna suck.

Someday I'll get that kind of cold.
I can't wait.
When I finally move to Wyoming or something, we can take bets on how long it takes for me to hate going outside.

Honestly that first winter'll be rough on you.
It might not be enough to make you hate the cold but it'll definitely be a realization for you of "I didn't know it could be this cold for this long a time".

I'm excited to experience it.

At least there's also a good chance of Philly being a little chilly in January.
Probably not mid-west cold like Wyoming but definitely weather you don't get in Florida.

>>613173
but is it a trailer or a trailer for a trailer

Worst thing I can think about winter, is when instead of winter you have lamter

>>613181
Coldest I've ever been in is -7c.
Was outside in it for about 4 hours but it wasn't too uncomfortable.
But I was also on top of a mountain so // and it wasn't very windy.

>>613184
coldest I have been is 1-2 degrees under finland's coldest ever temperature
>>613185
>canned reindeer meat
WHY?

>>613186
How cold is that?

>>613187
close to -40

ive done -40 once
worst by far ive done

>>613186
Something different

>>613189
once it goes under -30 breathing just gets damn hard

I can't remember the coldest I've been in but it wasn't -40 that's for sure.
Probably around -25 on a mountaintop.
It's still a damn cold experience though.

going running in -20~ is quite pain
or well any high physical activity

I think it's dropped to around -20 in the city here once or twice on recent winters.
It's normally not so bad because we've got the lake effect and urbanisation to help keep us warm.
But those nights at those temperatures were chiiiilly.
At least weather that cold doesn't normally come with snowfall 'round here.

last really cold winter I can think of was 2011
few after that were cold, but since like...
2014 or 15 there hasn't been a proper winter

Global warming is a myth created by the Chinese.

is been something like
1-2weeks of winter
and then 1-2weeks of rain and warm
and then 1-2weeks of winter
and then reset back to nothing
and that for 3 months
and then spring finally rears its head

but prior to that
winters from around 2007-2010 were shit
as long as I remember, there has always been a bti of a 4-5 year cycle of shit winters and then "fuck there is a lot of snow andcold"

>>613188
yikes

>>613199
the winter I served in the army had so cold temperatures, they ahd to cancel some drills and practices
older folk were ofc "man these guys so wussy they can't handle little cold" but then again, I doubt THEY wanted to be out in that cold either
just a simple health risk and saving a lot of money from not getting that winter attrition

hell, even I became a "casualty" when i got pneumonia

>>613165
im freakin dead

haha that reverse the polarity joke in the new episode

do you all feel like you need

>>613202
were they confusing the polarity?

>>613205
just a reference to the third doctor

>>613206
best nod to that is the
>well reverse the polarity
>nothing is happening
>well thati s because you are reversing the polarity and i am reversing it back. we are confusing the polarity

awoo

Wow fuck the law.
I'll awoo

awooooo we're wolves of london

I'm calling the cops.

sk is watchin zombieland saga

I need to watch it. I downloaded it but forgot to watch it

watch itttt
it's so goood

>>613204
Sometimes I need to.

so many things
so little time

the more I research and write about these EU copyright reforms the more upsetting it gets.

and you don't even permanently live here

The UK will probably have to obey the copyright shit on online since most companies online that are big enough will obey the EU anyway.

>>613219
I'm upset on behalf of my Eurofriends.

>>613220
Didn't you hear? England RECLAIMED INDEPENDENCE by cutting ties with the unstoppable EU Juggernaut
you're a SOVEREIGN STATE again!

>>613221
Truely you can just pretend that voting to leave the EU will make us independant of the rest of the world!

God save the Queen

God doesn't need to save the Queen, she has cashmoney

guillotine
the queen

Guillotine the rich and aristocracy

no, no
god attack the queen
send big dogs after her
to bite her bum

Arichocracy

>>613224
cashmoney that those thieves in Brussels are no longer getting

>>613227
Sic god on the queen.
>>613229
Maybe in spite they'll tax the queen.
or give specifications on what type of queen you are allowed, since y'know the EU is apparently all about making inane rules apparently.

>>613225
>>613226
>>613227
>>613228
I'll fight for the Commonwealth

>>613231
for Polish Lithuania!

>>613227
crazy dog!

>>613231
bootlickerrrrr

I have this persistent headache on my leftside of my head
sharp and then goes , been a number of days that it has been lasting.
Sucks.
#

Hi Joe
Moe

Joe schmoke

Time to turn autocorrect off

There
Freeodm
To spellel
Impoprperly

>>613234
rebel scum
>>613236
If someone's RL name is Joe they'd be freaking out right now.

>>613240
Did you meet any nationalist in Finland?
You've been fairly into the EU and stuff.
don't // I'm eloquent when I'm not having headaches pls.

hi vlue

>>613241
almost all the Finns I've met have been Uni students so they're all pretty pro-EU.
It depends on who you talk to.

How do you mute responses to a tweet.
I keep getting notifications for a tweet I responded too.
aaaaa

>>613243
universities are brainwashing facilities

unless they are technical unis

>>613246
But we've always been at war with Eastasia

You guys hear about the Thotaudit?

YES

>>613248
*ocenia

gotta pay your taxes

>>613245
top arrow, mute this convention

>>613253
Thanks.

>>>/@PanosZahariadis/1069966021086404609
this photo

>>613255
wow.

me on the right

the biggest problem is that all these people making decisions on how the internet should be shaped don't have a clue how it works.

The European Commission has an FAQ on their website about memes

>>613255
wow

>>613259
does it say "we don't liek them and will ban them"?

>>613261
It says it's going to save them
by forcing platforms to have an inbuilt appeal mechanism for human review
so you can apply to have your meme unblocked after the mandatory content filter takes it down.

>>613262
...
we should nuke brussels and stratsbourg

If the Ukraine keeps pissing off war ships maybe the Russkies will do it for us

>russia vs eu war
>1st move is remove finland from the face of the earth
>literally
>everyone goes "uh what"
>russia just chants "never again2

at this point france has surrendered and italy has switched sides

Tadaimasu

do you post on moo or too first?

>>613268
Too?

taa?

toot

>russia vs eu war
>i move directly into the mountains

unless russia could basically blitz it in few months,they'd lose
sheer economic and population difference would be at that point be the key factor

There was a bear on the streets of my city today.

wow did the bear get you

And a fox

>>613274
>>613276
makings of a disney movie

y'all my clinic gave me a $100 Publix giftcard for the holidays omg

postin' in a thread?

>>613278
what is publix

>>613280
Southern grocery store chaon
*chain

yeah grocery store

pic related it's me

>>613282
i guess saves up on food cost
or you can buy something specific with it

$100 is sooooo much money to just randomly get
im gonna buy us steak for dinner and save the rest for regular groceries

>>613285
You should buy a $100 Amazon giftcard with i

*with it

you can't eat an Amazon gift card

>>613288
Not with that attitude.

aw heck yeah good for you kirara

maybe ill buy some cod or salmon instead of steak
something fish will love

>>613291
Nah
Get steak

>>613291
Oh she likes to eat fish more than steak?
Go for it then

Fish likes to eat fish and Charlotte likes to eat dragons
it's not surprising really.

fish is a fish lover
alive dead raw cooked she loves it all

also kirara here this is really cute
>>>/@uonomozk_trtr/1069216037642559488

>>613295
Fermented?

hello hello

ah yes it's rika time

>>613297
probably

>>613298
Rika-chan, hello.
How are you?
I'm fantastic once again.

>>613298
are you here to praise me?

Hibang

hinyan

>>613275

no, he didn't
I protected myself in oder to meet my friends from /moe/ and tell them about the wild bear
I love you /moe/

>>613304
It was more a joke because you were in orange for so long half finished.
but you were just uploading an ACTUAL FUCKING PICTURE OF A BEAR WALKING ALONG THE STREET

>>613304
thank you for survive 🙏

>>613283
damn Bang u lookin fly today

bang again with the white vans
damn bangiel

wait wtf happen
bears!?!?

>>613300
buy some strömming

>>613308
i'm lookin fly everyday my good bitch

>>613307
Thank you for the nice thoughts 🙏

>>613306

Oh, i i thought you were worried about me :(

>>613311
nah

>>613312
don't look fly at a funeral

the only funeral i hope to attend soon is my own

>>613314
bet it would be quite expensive to bootover there.

and you better fucking believe i'm gonna look flay as fuck
fly even

all 42 pieces of me

but I'd go with salmon and ovencook it
oven salmon done right is super tasty
only thing that beats it is smoked

and ofc gravlax

>>613300
Ypu
You're fantastic again today?

>>613301
nope!

>>613321
My clinic gave me a $100 gift card!
Fish won't be mad about me being fantastic this time.
How are you?

>>613321
don't be so stingy with your praise you stuck-up

why would you want to be praised
or deserve some?

>>613318
each with their own tux?

>>613322
Oh, why'd they give you a gift card?

>>613323
stuck up?

>>613325

Hello Maria how are you?

>>613326
i was holding my tongue

>>613326
I don't know!
For the holidays or something.

>>613327
annoyed by work

>>613325
that sounds expensive
actually i'm probably going to be cremated
and i hope i'm wearing jeans and a t-shirt

>>613330

Oh, hope it gets better for you. Thanks for replying.

now that is pathetic post up there

>>613332
you're welcome fam
I really hate coming in late
I hate our buses

>>613331
Make it a really tacky shirt like one with a band logo or a anime shirt

>>613334
buy a car

ty

>>613333

What...?

Why are you being rude...?

>>613335
I hate driving even more!

>>613343
You can drive?

>>613344
not legally but yes

>>613345
Wowme2

git your permits/licenses you nerds

>>613347
I actually live in an area with public transit so its not really a priority.

Oh the weather outside is frightful

>>613349
this

i got my license back!
but my car needs fixing...

so did I but I got one because it was way more convenient

I got a permit cause it is so useful
forexample being able to drive your own moving vans
or renting a car whenever
or being able to drive for living

Such rude anon...

Oh yeah, i am old enough to rent a car and not be charged extra for being a young driver.

congrats

>>613352
that's awesome, man
good luck with getting the car up and running

>>613352
hope you don't have any unfortunate shit this time around

>>613352
congrats

>>613352
Noice

test

2nd
damn

attempt
yaii

i doubt this works
yeah

I am surprised I had at some point generated 30 perkele trips

I wasted time generating this.

damn the first time didn't work
it was JOUPerkele

I'll prolly gen something with neater case
butn ot now

wow
generating sure uses a lot of processing powa

Use your gpu, its faster

Wait, do you have amd or nvidia?

nvidia
i dunno if this tripexloder knows how to use gpu

Try this
https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine-v3
Using a gpu is like a thousand times faster than a cpu.

>>>/@doctorow/1070108443585896448

That's a cool remake.

Naan bread is so delicious my gosh.

>would take 1,2 months at current speed to generate
kek

>>613375
I like it

>>613378
What's your hashrate?

don't ask I don't know

Are you still using tripcode explorer or did you switch to meriken's?

tried meriken and it said "at this generation speed this code/we would take 1,2 months on average"

also i am not risking running my comp for days on no end with high capacity
too many parts that are too old

Wait, did you switch back to tripcode explorer?

no

Okay, good.
What are you trying to generate anyways?

Augh eating spicy food with an already runny nose I should have expected thiissssssss

There's also an Nvidia optimized binary for it
But I doubt it will speed it up enough

>>613387
a super long thing so...

>>613390
Did you enable gpu mode?

I want some melon bread

>>613392
Get conchas they're basically the same thing.

why would I settle for anything less than authentic melon bread

Their only differences are the name and where they're sold.

Wait actually
There's a japanese bakery near me.
If you pay me back I can buy some and ship it to you.

Purodyuusaa

>>613397
oh boy I hope that's my apartment she's breaking into

oh good old mayu

Samu Samu, I want to say hi to you.

Sup Notso

>>613402
Killing time before the inevitable sleep.
You?

Who even sleeps

>>613403
Waiting for my dad to get home so we can go out for dinner.
I'm also worrying about a friend of mine because someone he's been hanging out with recently is trying to get him to join a cult.

oh boy what kind of cult

>>613406
The Nation of Islam
Who is associated with the church of $cientology.

>>613407
yikes

>>613407
rip

>>613408
You familiar with their mythology at all?
It's super wacky.

>>613410
nope

>>613411
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)

you guys are taller than your mom, right?

>>613413
YYeah

>>>/watch?v=WQAJaBRRcIw

>>>/watch?v=COc_pdJekVE

>>>/watch?v=roO1w7mOkGw

>>613413
i'm taller than my parents but several inches shorter than my uncle
guy is xbox

>>613417
>>613416
>>613415
also the lizards that hang out on my back porch during summer do this it's really cute

>>613419
It's a mating display.
Also the hot new Florida invasive reptile likes to eat eggs. Maybe they'll start eating burmese python eggs.

Also real talk
Reptiles should be banned as pets in Florida
Or at least importing reptiles should be banned.

>>613420
ah i always figured they were just trying to posture to make themselves look bigger or something
>>613421
what you got against lizards man

>>613422
Nothing, but invasive species are a big problem in Florida.

you mean old people??

i thought old people were just migratory species
they return to their home at the end of their lifespan like turtles

Night

this spell you got on me
it’s like magic

anime >>613428 →

and we gon



RIDE

good morning

Hi

Whats on the ToN agenda

make content for game
relax
cute boats and etc
nap before work

Neat
I too should make game content

my players are familiar with our i wait until the last minute to throw all my ideas together but i think they have some faith in me since i always come through

Sounds like 80% Of the planet

I'm way cooler than 80% of the planet though

>>613519so
you're saying that 80% of the planet is hotter than you?

no way, I'm both of those!

you're going to catch a cold at this rate.

I might dude I'm freakin' cold right now
How are you holding up

took a nice warm shower.
should be fine
about to heat up some leftover pholourie

a blue for all seasons

Ohio

>>613525
Koi season
Isana season
Tsugu season
Abby season

surrender all your beps and no one gets hurt

sorry, only have Hibikis

then die

kkkkkkkkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrspeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dying is so 2008
It's 2018, we perish now

i like annihilation more

look at this guy all the way out in 2038

i am an anti-hipster

>>613401
magic magic!

Shi ny shi ny

shi ne shi ne

A game I'm playing has this synth chime that sounds eerily like my phone's ringtone.
Really threw me off/

>>613535
Were you anti hipster before it was cool?

being anti-hipster is and never will be cool

i am anti subculture and anti counterculture
jus b urself not a labeled drone

i am pro SOBA

soba is pretty fucking deliciousmell
I'm not even going to fix that suggestion my phone is a yurikuma now

Kaospiraru

Koaspiracy

kaos is pathetic moe

Kaos Kaos wanna Kaos

>>613548
the best kind of moe.

exterminate khoas

>>>/watch?v=TTZJEkJJbIE

>video unavailable
IS THIS WHAT EUROPE HAS COME TO

moe
i mixed viagra with alcohol and now i'm light headed

haha dumbass

try eating that may help a little bit

>>613555
this.

>>613554
what.

does viagra give you some sort of rush that I'm not aware of?

I thought it was just for GENTLEMAN PROBLEMS

well
it gives you blood rushing to your dick
it reduces blood pressure and dilates the blood vessels around your body
>>613561
not as far as I'm aware

why did you take a viagra
why did you drink alcohol with it
what were you thinking

>>613559
I mean rush like a high

Yeah. Exactly. That's what I thought
so why would you take it if you didn't need it?

and if you did need it, then you don't need to be asking moe because you already know exactly what you should do.

no idea we'll have to wait for anons exciting followup
if I'm not retarded then I'm predicting he is trying to get down with his ex right about now

I see the Bad Idea Blues is in full swing

things are going to get STEAMY

>>613564
Do you really want it to be known as the swinging bib.

good luck with your boner power

Haha what the hell anno

>>613567
bone her? I don't even know her

>>613567
anno's dick right now:
>>>/watch?v=wN34pZSLMv4

>>613568
hi bang

I've set the timer for four hours, by the way

FUN FACT:
in the dodgy parts of Thailand they sold viagra after dark just at little stalls on the side of the curb
the same way you'd buy a can of soda

>>613569
haven't we been through this?
you don't have to know her

>>613573
sounds exciting and dangerous
see any ladyboys like they say?

>>613575
he was one of the ladyboys

maybe I should have gone on that Thailand trip after all

SEA seems like a wonderful place to visit for sure

let's invade sealand

>>613575

>>613579
hell yes I'll get the Fulton ready
let's make them give back our past
>>613580
man what the fuck they have matching outfits and stuff
they look like random civilians in a rockstar game

the problem with family vacations are they not in fact vacations at all

>>613581
and not just invade them
sink the whole damn base
WE WILL BE ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO HAVE REMOVED A COUNTRY FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH

the guy in the green shirt is not enjoying himself.

>>613580
wow you found a harem I'm jelly

>>613584
he forgot his street Viagra

>>613563
i'm back i'm better now
i posted that after i had already finished doing everything
no, viagra does not give you a rush, i just have gentleman problems
and she was already drunk so we thought it would make sense to even us out
and i'm still young and stupid enough to be controlled entirely by the whim of pretty girls i'm trying to sleep with

It's a hell of a place.

>>613588
there is a store in one shopping centre/bus station called Fast and Furry

>>613589
yikes.
>>613587
you should have said it does
I might have gone out to buy some

>>613590
well
i gives you a boner
that's almost as good
also it makes you feel warm (due to the increased blood flow throughout that body, i believe)
and just mix it with some alcohol, that'll get you real fucked up

>>613587
ah right on then glad to hear you didn't have any problems
i think most people are easily controlled by pretty girls they're trying to sleep with though haha

wow lewd stuff bros

not even.

we are just discussing penises
would you like to join?

odd

boner pills aren't lewd at all

Y'all have gentlemanly problems.
wwwww

I'll have you know that only happens when I've been in the nose bag thank you very much

Who needs penises when you can write about VAT exceptions for the Swedish postal service.

remove
penis

do swedish people even have penises?

No. that's a form of toxic masculinity.

toxic masculinity is a hell of a nickname for your member really

I just call mine "the patriarchy"

You call your dick that?
wow.

Fire at will partriarchy!

Go
Go and seek help

i call mine by no name because nobody actually names their dick
at least outside of jokes

>>613609
I bet some do

>>613610
yeah probably some outliers out there

only the same type of people that name their car

i named my car
it's "piece of shit fucking start" it doesn't respond to any other name

now youve got no choice but to name your penis the same thing

>>613613
now thats a real gentlemanly problem

Heck of a name.

>>613615
yeah i wish they made car Viagra

so it goes for 15 minutes and then suffers engine failure

Nitro is Viagra for cars

>>613618
nah it just doesn't start at all

slept 9-1 now to take on this shift and crash like a motherfucker

godspeed brave warrior
i finished an hour or so ago but now I'm distracted by internet instead of sleep
fuck am I doing

gambate

gslayer op is quite good
and ed too

It's all kind of Riddles In The Dark, isn't it.

In goblin slayer, golumn has become a BADASS

or maybe that is Bilbo
after holding on to the ring for 500 years

Yeah, it was Bilbo that asked the question in the book.

actually yeah
that makes more sense

Bilbo became the dark lord

dildo baggins

dildo slaggins
>>613624
yeah the op really left an impression
the animation timing to the music is so great

I really love how they took the d&d bad roll theme from the series and turned it into a damn good op

>>613632
>>613633
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings

I need to catch up

>>613635
in finnish this is called "rhyme about the lord of wine" essentially
loru sorbusten herrasta
lord of the rings being
taru sormusten herrasta - legend/myth of the lord of the rings

>>613635
>tim benzedrine
any relation to jeff benzos?

>>613637
Yeah, the page has a lot of major language translations of the title's pun/

>Swedish: Härsken på ringen ("Angry at the Ring") was translated by Lena Karlin and published in 2003.
The Swedes just went "we don't have a good pun here let's just make them mad".

>French: Lord of the Ringards ("Lord of the Has-beens") was issued in 2002.
Where as the French have an even better pun than the original.

i don't mean to insult but, have yall watched the office?
i would love to have Andy as a boss

no

>>613642
isn't he the most annoying one?

also imagine actuall
y
holding a conver


sation
with this wo
man
I bet it wo

uld
get quite ann
oying qui
ckly

It's okay more time to eye her up

>>613646
do you l
ike
what you
are looki
ng at?

Yeah she's got a nice pair
Of eyes
And a huge
Hat

Come to think of it, I actually have a friend, who when drunk kinda starts to
... buffer his speech ... so there are ... ... long pauses ssometimes between words... mid... sentence
makes it damn annoying and amusing both at once

>>613644
yes

>>613649
That basically me stoned.

the world seems more dystopian lately

maybe I've been reading too much news.

The world is a dystopia.

say it ain't so

The world is a vampire

say it ain't so

i will not go

chuuketsuki

Kerry me home

>>>/@yookihira/1069193573600509956

>>613656
that would actually be a quite good base for some fantasy setting
the world itself feeds on the life on it

>>613662
are you gonna GO HARD for independence day?

dnno
i did bit break my promise and acquire some vodka
I am out eating with pops family during the day and if shit is already going down in the capital, I might stick around to see if any riots braek out

it's always nice when something interesting happens!

Let them eat crepes

let them eat Karjalanpiirakka

I know I know I know

>>613659
>>613660
You guys are fuck ups but you're also great
thank you frends

>>613668
your sunshine will come back

is it pola day

>>613667
that is a peasant food...

>nazies are marching on our streets on independence day
that should be interesting

hmm
red one is "towards freedom/liberty" so some leftist thing I bet
I think I will be still dining when that is going
blue is "helsinki without nazies"
orange is the usual "student march"
and purple is the nazi parade
1930...
I dunno if I wanna stick that late

>>613673
It's good though.

oh wait
towards freedom is also a nazi rally

or so says the finnish BBC
and why would the BBC lie

I always forget how effective cough drops are for me when I've got a raspy throat.
But man they get my nose tingly.

nope
that too is legit nazirally
found their homesite
wow 2 far right shit

>>613681
notice the time slots...

BUt I bet many from the blue rally and orange rally will go and harass the purple rally
and vice versa some early bird attenders of the purple march might go harass the blue and organe

aw that's bullshit
you've gotta have all marches meet in the middle so they can all scrap it out s

>>613684
We don't like clashing protests/rallies so we don't let them even rally at the same time officially

there's some stuff happening at the rovaniemi town center but I think it's just like a military parade
>>613685
how dull

Why so many rallys on the same day?

independence day is a great time to have a march

When americans fly from their homes and become independent
.

>>613669
🙏

I doubt I will be doing any live reporting though
not something I am interested in
besides, sometimes you might get held by the cops if a protest turns sour, just for being in the wrong place

but then you could be the one posting minecraft memes on twitter

don't even have twitter

then you're a shit journalist

who'd want to be a blue checkmark anyhow

There's a blue check mark only dating site.
Honestly that's the only good reason I can think of to get verified on Twitter at this point in my life.

I wonder how much "nice guy" material that has...

soon
soon we will see who is the eater and thje eaten

and then next 10 sessions is soili dissecting a planet sized worm

>>613696
if you don't value a check for anything else, I don't see why you'd value one for that

>go inside worm
>these guys surround you

>>613696
why

>>613700
>>613703
It would make vapid people think I'm way more interesting than they would otherwise believe.
Well
Really I'm not that interested, its just the only reason I could see myself getting one anytime soon.

The world is a weird fucking place.

>>613701
thanks

"Being interesting" on twitter is too low a bar.
and on a blue check only dating site, your claim to interestingness is already normalized with everyone else available

instead of dating with weirdly specific blue checkmark parameters you just just get high

imagine if blue check mark, ment you were blue approved

>>613708
I'm straight edge so no thank you.

>>613709
CERTIFIED
WORKSAFE
POSTERS

>>613711
Curator of twitter

CUTE RATER OF TWITTER

>>613711
yeah right

>>613713
Oh heck.

>>613710
sucks to be u

>>613716
I'm already on enough drugs, I don't need any for recreation.

>>613713
What's your method for cute rating?

secret
I'm going to sleep
bye

Night

>>613719
awwww
night

>>613719
nighty! sweet dreams!

Tadaimasu

check this shit out

also
>9 dex

hello hello

hullo hullo

and ofc as EXPECTED of square enix
the game froze when you alt tabbed

Herro Herro

hullo

oh my god...
I still remember some of the hit point amounts of the first mooks
eventhough it has been what...
billion years

Some weird details like that you never really forget.

wow
so i guess being a soldier gives you 5 extra stats
cloud has 102 stats at lvl 7 and barret 97

Padoru padoru

hmm
I always found it funny, how there was that one npc girl who gets her leck stuck
and after you pull her free, she books it off
and then RIDES THE ELEVATOR BEFORE YOU

just a tiny lil detail, but accidentally kinda paints her as a bitch

PADORU PADORU

>>>/watch?v=3LJcRQ9xMGw

>>613725 chinese at 144p looks like a ruined qr code

oh yeah just recalled the ff7 society uses literal SOULS to fuel their factories

>how about a drink?
>give me something hard
... I amchildish

Dead Cells has some good music to it.

is still weird how you play about 2/3rds of the game with the MC being completely mind fucked and doesn't even know about it

also...
how does ether heal /restore your mana...

whomever posted blink182 lyrics I am holding you responsible

home stretch here we come

Smash soon.
I'm pretty excited.

>>613746
for what?

i ordered smash today

I did that a couple days back.
It'll be nice to unwind after my double exams on Friday.

fly you fools

why isn't that a slogan of some british air company?

how gors dark souls

hmm
been thinking
is the cloud's inner voice that he talks with at times his ACTUAL self
that is buried under his fake self?
or is that the fake self?

What constitutes a fake and actual self anyway, if both produce measurable action upon the world.

well the other is his actual persona and the other is a persona his fucked up mind from several years of brainwashing and experimentation popped up

how to make inner voice shut up
trying to think

>>>/@EricTaxxon/1069973456907718656

>>613757
for some reason I feel like I remember him not talking to himself in his head after the wheelchair debacle
so maybe it was his original persona when he is conversing in his thoughts

>>613761
that is what I think too
since that persona brings up stuff that is clearly from cloud's memories only
and it is the persona that is suppressed by the copy-zack-cloud hybrid thing

rad

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