Thread #42002

>>42001 →
it wouldn't surprise me if you had a minor thought disorder
but cognitive impairment can also accompany PTSD and lead to cognitive distortions that resemble other forms of psychopathology

>>>/watch?v=h1ZFzs7hL5g

i might try to do something about this guy though
he's so young that an intervention might be able to help him if he really is falling into mental illness
i'll have to talk to my professor

>>42004

>>42007
i know this feeling

I have never had a potato in a fishbowl.

it doesn't have to literally be a potato in a fishbowl it just has to FEEL like it

>>42008

>>42010
I have never felt like a potato in a fishbowl.

i'm thinking about seeing a therapist soon
i should tell them that i feel like a potato in a fishbowl

i still never gave that emdr lady a call
im kind of scared to

what do you think could happen?

im going to go and there's going to be a potato in the fishbowl

when i someday have an office i should have a potato in a fishbowl in it

It will sprout and then rot

i'll just replace it periodically

that'll REALLY freak out patients

"wasn't that a different potato last week?"
"huh? no"

just use vinegar instead of water and it won't rot

>gaslighting my patients at a therapy practice

i need to be stopped

i thought you weren't going to do a practice
werent you just going to do research

i have to do therapy for a few years
after my degree, i want to do risk assessment and competency exams for the courts
i do research on the side but it's not my biggest thing even though i'll probably always be involved in it

when do you do that
can i be your client
i have a hard time finding therapists i trust

it would technically be unethical but yeah

i'm going to be learning EMDR too
i should learn the basics of it sometime this semester actually

why's it unethical?

the APA says it causes you to be biased in dealing with your clients if you know them prior so you should refer out before treating a friend or lover or family member
i think that's a little silly in some cases

it's literally impossible to be unbiased in that setting

>>42022
hahaha
that would work
and then you could occasionally fry the potato, it would prolly taste good having been soaked in vinegar that long

yeah but the APA argues that it causes too much bias in a way that can harm therapeutic gains
i don't know if there's research behind that

what about when you've just had a client for a long enough time that you develop some friendship with them
or if friendship's the wrong word, just rapport
it's still going to cause a bias

that's fine but you can't like, go hang out with them outside of work intentionally or go to their kids' birthdays and shit like that
or i mean you can, but you have to be "careful" about it

the APA is really strict on the ethics because psychologists helped torture people under Bush and when the public found out, people started viewing psychologists as unethical so they tightened the ethics rules in an attempt to remedy that

i'm not as strict about it though

i start providing therapy in a little less than a year from now

Therapize me, Captain.

tell me what you see on this ink blot

i dont see an ink blot

i think i see the problem
you have hysteria your womb has floated up into your head and is blocking your eyes

I see the stain that my blight of an existence has left on the canvas of the knowable universe.

>>42041
>this is basically your report after every meeting with me as your client

patient expressed doubt as to the legitimacy of my diagnosis until i assured him i am working on my degree

>Asked me what I'm getting my degree in

told him botany, he then inquired about the pollination of hibiscus
seemed suspicious when told i did not know

told him about the flowers and the bees

>The event story will have an additional chapter on the anniversary
kyaa

>>42046
You're a botanist huh, is that why you have a potato in your fishbowl
>This patient, too, seems to think i have a potato in a fishbowl. This is not the case.
one day the APA is gonna come audit you for reporting so many patients as hallucinating potatos, and just take the potato out that day

Apparently the now oldest remains of life on this planet have been found in Quebec.
Yet another thing for the Quebecois to be all snooty and elitist about.

>have a button that changes the contents of the fishbowl

>>42049
even better dude
the apa wouldn't audit me, the insurance companies would

yeah i have no idea who, if anyone, even sees patient reports so i just made up something ludicrous

usually my supervisor will see them
insurance companies request copies about every 4 weeks so they can try to find a reason not to continue paying for your therapy

>>42050
oh no

>>42054
pay insurance company to pay for my therapy
they say okay but i still have to pay for my first few visits out of pocket, but still pay them to pay for it anyway
they look for a reason not to pay for the visit im paying them to pay for

The average monthly rent in this city was just shy of 1800 CAD as of December.
Even if I get an okay-paying job that is beyond any capacity of mine for a long time.

>>42059
Toronto.
For the same price as a single bedroom rental here I could get a three-bedroom townhouse in Nova Scotia.

what city
toronto?
or nova scotia

wtf

And it's not like I have friends I could try and get a multi-bedroom place with.
I don't claim to have the best drive to find a job, but stuff like this sure doesn't galvanise me.

nom

>could kinda go for a drink
>naah
>take sip of juice
>spill it all over my chest
guess I ahve a drinking problem

>flint still doesn't have clean water

What in nine hells!?
They seem to NOT want to give them water

Well the treaty of versailles was one of the worst peace treaties ever, in terms of "hey let's not have another war"

I should go to bed real soon

sleep all day and sleep all night

meme all day
sleep all night

The only major country on earth

>muslim flags tend to use green cause supposedly The Prophet liked green the most
Religion is so wacky

why did you think so many arab and muslim countries have green on their flag?

I didn't think about it

I just had the worst thought
I thought today was Tuesday there for a minute

anyway going sleep

oyasumoe

oyaskumi

Uh well dance all night
play all day
don't let nothin get in the way

wuss dat

no idea

Welcome home.

hi

How was your day?

It was okay.
I was sluggish today, though I was slugging yesterday too.
I found out yesterday that I'd be moving up in the world, but I'm a little worried about all the new responsibilities that are going to come with it.

18 hour work days

>>42086
Wow, congratulations.
Did you already accept the promotion?
How many more responsibilities will you have?

>>42088
It's pretty much a done thing but I need to send a letter to make it official.
I'm also doing someone a favor by taking the position so I was able to curry some favor there too.

But it's still outside of my comfort zone, I was comfortable with the way things are now but it can't be helped.

Well here is the most important question
how much will your pay rise?
substiantially or minimally or not at all?

100million

>>42089
Do you think you'll have problems with the new responsibilities?

>>42092
It's definitely out of my comfort zone but it will probably be okay.

>>42090
a lot.

Reach for the riches

>>42093
I'm sure you'll be able to handle it.
And just when you installed some emulators on your phone to help slack off, too!

I'm sure I'll find plenty of time to slack off.
I slacked some today.

And then end up bringing a lot more work home on a lot more evenings and weekends.

>>42096
I did some pretty great slacking today, too.
My friend was super hyper today so she and I made jokes to each other all class.
And then I played FE:H in another class.

>>42097
¨rip anime forever

>>42098
Sounds fun.
I cleared my swords and my stamina during a break too.

I missed clearing my swords yesterday.
I was going to do it when I got home, but I passed out for 12 hours instead.
I started one of the swords so I got that this morning but still, two wasted!

I tend to burn through all my swords soon after the y get restored.

I usually do them in the afternoon.

lyria is CUTE

this guy is afraid of tons of shit but generally doesn't experience anxiety
crazy people really are the best
i'm so lucky to have gotten this guy

tokage

I hope I get to refer this guy to some kind of treatment
I wonder if he'll freak out

He will swear vengeance and come for you

He would probably hate me for it and take it personally, but there's no chance of this guy coming after me.
He's terrified of the world and extremely paranoid, but he is completely submissive!
What a life.

And nothing can save you

>>42109
Hey let me build a movie narrative here, mate.

my real worry is that this guy is in the aviation program

How badly does your country in general screen for people who are supposed to fly...
Well I guess most companies or stuff don't do it that well, considering the german plunder few years past

Pilots are considered the most defensive people in the entire country because the screening to become a pilot is so insanely intense.
They are so defensive that measures of defensiveness have been constructed using personality profiles of pilots.

This guy doesn't have a chance of actually becoming a pilot.
But he's in a four-year program that he might not even be able to get through. If he goes through everything and then fails to become a pilot, he's probably going to withdraw into a schizophrenic fantasy world and curse the universe for conspiring against him haha

>>42115
Yeah. I have to talk to my professor before I can try to intervene.

Well that explains
You really should tell him and try to help him.
That program can't becheap for that matter.

Also weird that they don't do those screenings before accepting people to the program

Those screenings are expensive and part of licensing tests.
It's better for schools to just wait.
People in the program also learn a lot of general mechanics stuff about planes so they could still become aircraft mechanics and stuff.

Hmm I wish I had a copy of the "idiot test" done in the army
I bet that has hidden psych profiling in it.

Is a I dunno 200? question test or maybe it was just 100, anyhow a test that does test your basic intelligence, pattern recognisition, reading skills and so on and so forth, but it has some other questions in it too
everyone does it and its result are partially determing where you will be posted and trained as.
So wouldn't be surprised if that has some profiling or psych questions in it too.

another thing is that this guy is like a textbook example of paranoid schizophrenia and he's at the age where people usually start becoming schizophrenic if they are schizophrenic

So it happens at 20 or something?
Hmm, guess I missed that bullet, since it has run in my family atleast once or more

Usually around early 20s, late teens, is when schizophrenia starts
it's possible for it to be triggered later in life in someone that's predisposed for it but that's highly unusual

Hmm guess I should go to sleep
Gotta do some shit tomorrow and if I sleep in, I won't have the drive to do it.

does schizophrenia have to be paranoid

No, paranoid schizophrenia is just a type of it.
It's just like normal schizophrenia but it has a lot of preoccupation with paranoid delusions.
I guess you could say it's just a symptom manifestation style?

it's not just paranoia + schizophrenia right
is it the paranoia that causes a sustaining disorder of schizophrenia
or is the paranoia the manifestation of the schizophrenia

The etiology isn't 100% known but it's widely accepted that the paranoia is a manifestation of the schizophrenia
Most people with

most people with paranoid schizophrenia didn't display paranoid characteristics until the condition started to come on
the paranoia typically starts escalating in conjunction to other psychotic and delusional symptoms around the same time

maybe the condition started to come on because newly-acquired paranoia gave it a gateway for the mind to stay in disarray

hmm I still wonder about that goat thing

>>42128
paranoia is considered to be part of the spectrum of schizophrenic symptoms so even without paranoia, /// without schizophrenia, paranoia is still technically associated with it
it's hard to differentiate the two enough to find a cause/effect sort of thing but i think it's most likely that they // the symptoms start showing up at the same time
it's just that paranoia is the easiest to see outwardly because it results in so many behavioral changes while other symptoms are typically cognitive ones where cognition is distorted

>>42105
Is anxiety only in reference to moments of panic or high stress because of those fears, or does it also include more mundane stuff like hesitation or lack of action because of them.

I don't really experience a lot of anxiety over the kinds of things I'm scared of--or didn't used to anyway.
But I would say I feel pretty strongly that the things I'm worried about lead to most of my inaction in life.
I'm just worried I'm drawing sympathetic parallels with this guy and I don't want to be crazy.

It's about overall life anxiety
There are three scales of anxiety here that are all non-clinical


Oh no youre probably not crazy
I can guarantee that you don't raise crazy flags this guy does

Even if you had the same pattern of fearfulness without anxiety, that doesn't make you crazy by itself
It's the combination of that with other factors that make this guy super fucked up


My own personality profile says have /// says i have basically no fears and so i'm prone to doing stupid reckless shit because i'm not afraid but i have only slightly less anxiety than most people in general
so you can have one without the other and not suffer from dangerous psychopathology

>>42131
having anxiety isn't a disorder. anxiety's a physiological state that all people have
anxiety disorders are just when it's debilitating or causes loss of function, usually due to poor ways of managing anxiety, but also often from exceptional stressors

I mean, this guy is pretty much afraid of everything and all kinds of situations, but he doesn't feel anxiety over it.
He generally accepts it in a sort of learned helplessness, I guess, is one way you could explain it.

I'm aware anxiety is a natural component of being human.
Sorry I guess my post doesn't really show that does it.

it does, but I don't think mine illustrates what i'm thinking well
some of those are packed words that bring some different concepts to my mind than the words generally convey
i don't know how to express a lot of what i'm wanting to say
that ends up just looking like a definition of anxiety

in a few years when i can own an MMPI kit and have access to scoring materials anytime we can see how fucked up everyone is and have a contest

How exciting.

I already know I'm a fairly boring and normal person though.

>>42137
let's start a betting pool

>>42138
you're so normal that i bet there's something interesting about what you'd say

>>42139
who do you think will win

I don't know what the test is like
so i dunno
i think some people are clumsy enough to just trip over all the red flags by accident
i'm so good at faking sanity that i don't even believe myselves sometimes

i'm going to bring a copy of the questions next time we all meet up

I don't think people can trip the red flags by accident because you need to trip a TON of them
It's statistically unlikely

>>42143
No, it's the super long test that tells you massive amounts of information about someone

>>42137
Is that the super long test that tells you if you're depressed?

>>42142
i mean, for example, bang would probably do fine but trip one little bit of anxiety and he's gonna get wound up and make a mad sprint trying to get back to safety and trip every red flag on the way
he'll do great until any questions make him feel vulnerable

that would show up on the test and i'd be able to see that happened and i could make him take it again

this test has 70 years of research behind it

and clinical populations determine the test content too
not researchers

>>42140
The only remarkable thing about what I'd say is that there'd be absolutely nothing remarkable in there.

>>42145
what about just flat out lying
how's it work around that

>>42148
the test has 8 validity scales that look at different ways the person answered
if someone lies on everything, there are always issues with the validity
usually it invalidates the test or at least shows that you need to interpret the results with caution

there are literally thousands of studies where people have groups just flat-out lie or try to feign psychopathology on the test and it almost always catches it
pretending to be sane usually shows up too

in my case, i'd worry about not knowing i'm lying
not actually lying, not a good word choice
but like, a prompt that I might respond to in a way that, whatever it's referring to, i may have emotional dissociation from that memory but factual memory of it
and how much anxiety or distress or something should be exhibited isn't
and then i'll think about it later and think "wow that wasn't accurate at all for that response"

well it doesn't have to be "honest" so to say

it's not about answering it honestly, it's about how clinical populations answer

for example, there's a question that is about feeling guilty for doing something bad
psychopaths almost always say they feel guilty about doing something bad, to the point that the item is actually the only item that is predictive on the entire MMPI-2
even though they don't feel guilty, they say they do

it matters what you say, not what the reality is
because it's based on what people suffering from psychopathology said

the test was constructed by giving thousands of questions to different groups of mentally ill people with different symptoms and they had to endorse questions on it true or false
the questions that were significantly /// chosen significantly more often than normals generally ended up on the test
which is why one of the first questions is related //// is asking whether you like mechanics magazines or not

what if i have a new kind of mental illness that's never been had before

then it would pick up the symptoms that you have

pretty much all mental illness is intertwined and has similarities so it'd still catch stuff

what if im a genetic chimera and each hemisphere of my brain has different DNA and developed differently

you probably wouldn't be given a test like this unless it were for research purposes

do people normally take it while on their medications that control their symptoms?

studies show that medications don't affect most of the test because it's about past behavior as well so as long as people have limited self-awareness, they will continue to endorse the same items

the depression clinical scale is the only one that is subject to fluctuations based on mood and that can be accounted for with other scales on the mmpi-2

>>42158

im done with work, if you want to hop on steam you can but it's more or less okay now i think

>>>/watch?v=oXhO3X5R37w

this was their ad today
i'd consider this one a pretty good advertisement
or fair, at least
it's not impressive by any stretch, but it is evoking the right imagery and sentiments for travel, the whitespace is good
i'd give it a C

And most importantly, it's not using and frustratingly annoying animal puns.
Any of them, even.
But yeah elsewise it looks pretty generic in a positive manner.

it's not offensive to the consumer point of view, where they're flipping through a magazine and just like "what the fuck"
as a designer perspective it doesn't make much sense at all
somebody had to sit there and come up with the idea of "let's put a pair of sunglasses down on a beach and take a picture of them in the sand"
nobody questioned why this setup, why there would be sunglasses in the sand with no people around
why are they there, who put them there

why is there a flamingo on the beach

>>42165
it's actually in the water, if you look closely
which doesn't make much sense since there's water on the background
unless they're on a sand dune, but a sand dune in the middle of a lagoon or some shit where a flamingo would be standing
where are the people
why did they leave those expensive ass sunglasses in the sand on the beach

oh yeah that is weird

>>42166
I was thinking maybe a scene of tourist relaxation may give better context.
But it would also ruin the nice focal point and splash of colour on a flat background they've got going on.
Maybe a really short depth of field for the sunglasses--they already kind of have it going on.
In terms of visuals I like it though, even if it's contextually weird.

Except for the flamingo but it really just looks like Frontier shoehorns animals into everything it touches.

they even have animals all over their planes

well that was their original thing
back before indigo group took over
they had a real sense of friendliness and lightheartedness with the animals, which made it especially fun for kids
and i remember specifically flying on the one with the Lynx, and I thought "Aw, that's cool"
that, coupled with what frontier was at the time, was a really positive experience when i was flying out to san francisco, vegas, various places
it was just a minor charm point
indigo partners i guess tried to make the "seamless" Transition by going "okay let's pretend like this company didn't get taken over by a different group and just keep doing what they were doing. they had animals. pump out animals."

>>42164
some one lost their sunglasses :(

>>42139
a bonkerspool
and then when one of us becomes an antihero, they can namethemselves Bonkerspool

I gave the cardio bike I moved into my room a try this morning.
Did a program that's supposed to work you up to 55% of your healthy max heart rate for ten minutes.
It wasn't particularly taxing but it got me sweating lightly. My heart rate was also more around 60% for the latter half of it though.
Then a short while later I did a program that works you up to 90% of your healthy max heart rate, which the machine auto-set the timer for twenty minutes.
I made it ten minutes through before stopping. I was drenched in sweat. But my heart rate hadn't even cleared 50% of the max healthy rate for most of the program though.

>>>/@samswey/837092039607091200
I'm only posting this because 2014 is the best year.

2014 really was the best year

Even our worst systems were better in 2014

teacup died at the beginning of 2015
then the world fell apart

coincidence?
no

nobody can tell me it's not the end of the world now

>>42173
Wow
Sounds like a good workout at least
Do you feel sore or anything?

When's our next golden age?

the last one ended in 2014 we don't get another one

i have nothing good to say about 2014.

I had a job in 2014.
I also learned about my community and retail.
It was educational. And it really sucked.

wait a second
i don't remember 2014
i thought that was when bryn died but that was 2013
or was it
i'm really confused now
what happened in 2014
literally years of my memory are gone

>>42177
Not really.
I think I still have enough leg muscles from my days of biking fairly regularly that this sort of thing isn't enough to get me sore.
It was also only twenty minutes of exercise in the end

The second session, I had also moved the bike to a different spot in my room--one that put me about half a metre under my room light.
I wouldn't be surprised if that was in part why I was sweating so much on the second run.
I think next time I give it a shot I'm going to need to turn my room light off.

And this is icing on the cake of my world
>>>/@amjoyshow/837018594298986497
I'm going to go get food.

>>42184
amazing

>>42182
you told me before that it was in late 2013

>>42183
Is your light really warm?

>>42186
i literally remember nothing from 2014 right now
i'm trying to think and there's nothing there
i remember new years 2013
oh yeah, i did dota 2 tournament casting in 2014

on our trip, you talked about emailing with teacup a lot in 2014

>>42187
It's made up of two incandescent bulbs, so I'd imagine so.
..
Or are they incandescent? I can't remember anymore.

Feeling it, I guess the lamp cover isn't actually that warm to the touch, so maybe they aren't actually all that hot.
Still, I get enough light in my room in the day time that it's not a loss to give a session a shot with my room light off.

>>42184
>you people

>>42189
i tend to think if i don't remember something there's a good reason for it
this is probably one of those cases

fair enough

not the teacup thing, i remember my emails with her
but there's some gaping void in 2014 that i'm not able to recollect
and i probably dont want to

isn't that when you had the motorcycle accident?

no that was 2012
at the start of march
or late february probably
i had a seizure (now i'm guessing it was probably from stress because it was within a couple weeks of my dad passing)
my girlfriend thought i must have been on drugs or something and left me not long after that
seizure while on the motorcycle, that's why i had the accident
i remember 2012 pretty well
2013 was dumb but i remember it
2015 was also dumb because i was caretaking so every day was a bore but i remember it
2014 is just a gaping chasm
i must have been in ohio

Oh yeah, that's right

Your motorcycle accident is one of the first memories I have of you.
Back when /moe/ was still a new frontier for me and I was still only hanging around on Friday nights and Saturday mornings for the most part.
I was lurking in a normal thread and it was one of the first times I saw anything more than conversational pleasantries from you, I think.

>>42198
in 2012?

Yeah.
Unless you've had two.

they put me on barbiturates in the hospital and i was a really aggressive and angry person for a week or so afterwards while coming down from that
those things are fucking awful

i didn't have another one but i slipped my bicycle on the ice once on my way to class and bitched about it for like 20 minutes
that was a lot less intensve of a situation though and that was in 2013

i thought r/a/dio came in 2013

Oh okay.
I see.
Yeah that would be the one I knew you from then.

>>42203
I don't have a good sense of chronology!
Remembering what years what happened in is kind of really hard for me.

yeah i was in the hospital for a long time so it didn't quite make sense at first how i woulda been talking much about it

Peppercorn pork tenderloin and sweet potato wedges for dinner.
This tenderloin is pretty good for pre-seasoned stuff.

2012 was 5 years ago

Time keeps on slippin;
Slippin'

Some day I'll type that out without any errors.
Some day.

>>42207
I was still in HS then. Now it's 3rd year uni. Time flies

Kirara are you alive

Yes
I just stepped out
Did pan show up

yeah

literally as soon as im in my car driving (waiting at a red light)
what the fuck

oh where are you goin

Got a call that I need to pick up something

oh rip

Secret Aidoru Agent Kirara, rolling out.

ton

>>42219
yeah?

>>42217
are we going to reschedule or something?

>>42223
We were going to do stuff for like a few but you're probably going to want to go back

er, go to sleep

I am arriving home but its pretty late to play
You guys should go without me tonight, it's better than me dropping out after an hour of playing

>>42226
It'll be daijoubu

we aren't doing anything haha
We'd also stop at 10 because I need to sleep

so right now we're card games

Do you want to do it another night then?
I can do it any night

maybe
I'll ask jan

>>42230
He says Thursday is good

Okay let's do that then if that's okay
Sorry

hai hai

>>42233
no problem

Pan's power was out since 7 a.m.

Wow

Maybe power lines should be added to the infrastructure your country needs to throw money at.
Or does he just live somewhere with volatile weather this time of year.

ask not for whom the bell tolls
it tolls for ME

Rest in peace Kirara you will be remembered kindly.

>>42238
oh, I inspected this image and got really disappointed.

I'm really sad that I got Eldigan.
The more I look at him, the more I think I should just send him home.

Blue you said my name earlier
whatcha nee
d

>>42243
oh yeah, I was going to say hi
and how it was going
because I was outside
and bored
but then my food was ready and I walked home

>>42244
hi
Pretty good, I work at work
I also rolled bahamut in granblue so I'm going to get so many friends

I got Eldigan in FEH and he's trash.
He's so slow.
Level 20 yet his speed is 10.
Worst sword lord out of all the ones I have.
Well, I don't think he's a lord... he probably isn't. But he's still trash.
And all his skills are lame. Lunge is decent tactically if you can use it, but FURY IS GARBAGE.
His sword only makes his special trigger faster and it's a pretty decent special but he'd still have to survive to use it.
ugh why

Once Inherit comes out, I'm going to see if I can give someone Lunge.
Either that or just release him for feathers.

>Wait for Inherit and make him a physical wall that pulls people behind him
I GUESS
>There is some sort of pokemon nature system in this game
ugh, figures

Are there details on how inheriting skills will work?

not as far as I can see

Surely, one day, the normies will explode.

Who was being a human being near yuu today?

I went to work so I was surrounded by normies all day.

You should work at home like me

If I were to seriously use Eldigan, I can probably make a Cavalry team.
With Eliwood, Gunther, and Peri

look at the cute blue

wow, it's me as a cute gbf

...the way one plays this game feels very different when you have only cavalry units.

I want an all cavalry team.
I bet they just run the bad guys right over.

Eliwood gives +4 Def/Res with Ward Cavalry
Gunter gives +6Atk/Spd with Hone Cavalry
Eliwood has 2 spaces range with his while Gunter requires you to be adjacent at start of turn.
Peri has Threaten Def
Yeah, this can be a fun team, I should train it.

Peri is cool

I think I can balance out Eldigan's garbage speed with some nice defensive skills.
He turns into something of a bomb though.

>>42263
what round does mahjong start on? north or east wind?

East

east then north for second round?

East and then South

it's 4th round of the south session and I'm at 25000 points
havent gained or lost a single point
this is torture

lol, just don't get tsumo'd

>>>/watch?v=hiz7bEhkNH8#t=137s

Oh, is it almost time for that?

kind of but not really

I bet you're excited, though!

I have a $95 test tomorrow
A buddy of mine said he messed up royally and still failed, so hopefully my royal messing up won't be worse than his

>>42274
Why not just not mess up

mrgrm

>>42273
yeah should be perfect scripting/coding
pretty hype

Everything is gonna be daijoubu

i got randomly solicited by email for a contract by someone i don't know
it seems extremely fishy to me
i dont think i trust it

You shouldn't trust things from strangers when it didn't cost them anything to send you the thing

one cat two cat three cat

>three refugee men from Afghanistan claim to be 17, 17 and 18
>tests harkening back to the ol' nazi age say they're 19, 19, and 20
>this means they don't count as minors so we don't gotta take them in I guess
>they now plan to keep fleeing
I'm not even sure how you're gonna keep fleeing at this point, they're pretty far from Afghanistan already

I don't wanna work

too much catnip

awwww

I wonder how hard it is to teach a dog to skate.

depends how smart the dog is

oh i wondered what this was

That's an anime reference though so you won't get it.

I don't watch anime that

That's Jojo
It's 4chan banner even

sugoi is super entry level though.

my anime is too deep for normies like you

prove it

you get reeeee'd a every day

bye who?

girl bye

>>42303
EVERYONE

>>42305
Like who?
Keep in mind I have a webm named spiders.

>>42304
bye?

nobody you're not a normie at all
in fact
you are a neet detective

>>42307
That's neat

There's no such thing as a neet detective.

I'm not so sure about that

Detective is a job.

A detective who's dry on clients is a neet detective

it's a hobby

It's a JOB
If it's a hobby you're not a detective you're just a nosy person.

are you a nosy person?

About some things!

this is important
which number best represents your toast preferences /moe/

15

>>42318
15 and 11 look good

yeah 15, 11 and 8 are good.

There's actually people out there who prefer 10 and more cooked than that.

It's overdone if it's black.

We've come to expect this stereotyping from you.

>>42318
>toasting white bread

>>42323

>>42324
>white bread

>>42327 (ad nauseam)

that is me an angel

no that's me

no you're definitely the demon

I'm definitely an angel.
If you split moe into angels and demons, I'd totally be at the top of the angel list.

I don't think that's true. People look up to me as a beacon of benevolent virtues.
Whereas with you they suspect that behind your words lie some devious underhanded fujo scheme.

The fact that you're deceiving them is one of the reasons you're on the demon list.

>>42335
Silence, Belial.

that's okay demons are really cute, like me
this is a rare pic of belial

That's right, admit defeat.
I accept your apology.

I haven't apologised since 1997

>>42340
What's so sorry about 1997?
Was that when you were born?

If only. Then I wouldn't feel burdened by my years of wisdom when I walk among you.

>>42342
You've got years of wisdom, huh.
How many? Two, or three?

As many as I am cute

>>42344
Oh. Zero, then.

How rude. Next you'll be telling a lady she's fat and old

>>42346
Good idea. Have you seen any around here?

>>42344
thats my future granblue wife

none old and fat, merely old and flat.

>>42348

I accept your apology.

Is bang or tilde around?

anime >>42354 →

anime is already dead but you don't know it yet

Anime has been dead since the 60s

>>42356
So are you.

>>42353
Give us like fifteen minutes.
Watch Spiritpact.

>>42359
Do you watch hand shakers?

I do, but I wouldn't cry over not watching it.

We can do spirit pact first.
you know
assuming ika posts in the time it takes you guys to finish up

I don't die even when killed

ko

>>42365
Go to the anime thread, we're watching spirit pact.

Amazon has been really evil about shipping lately.
If you pick free shipping, they hold off on actually shipping it to you if they know it's going to take less than 8 days to get to you.
I guess they are trying to force people to pay for shipping.

i've never had free shipping available as an option to me so welcome to my world

I have free one day

>>42372
And because of this, you can't understand my pain.

the pain of dethroned princess

I ordered the new story of seasons and they are taking FOREVER t oship it to me.

story of my season tbh

So I broke down and changed to two day shipping and it will be here on saturday.

you fell for their schemes

Just be patient1

It's only 7 dollars, 7 dollars is nothing.

you can buy a lot for 7 dollars

$7 can buy you a night with bang's waifu

>>42387
Like the opportunity to plya story of seasons a few days earlier than you would have otherwise?

>>42388
who?

I'm not sure about the current one. He's not very loyal.

wow squid removed me

Removed you from what?

steam
but then squid re-added me
because we're in love

>>42389
seven dollars could buy you some patience

i deleted you by accident

"Accident " he says.

>>42396
No, that's definitely not true.
If it could, I wouldn't have spent 7 dollars so I didn't have t be patient.

>>42398
He accidentally rewinds anime on a nightly basis, I can believe that he would accidentally delete someone.

you could definitely buy more than enough time with bang's waifu for seven dollars

rin is not cute

neither are you

i am

i have a unique combination of prince moe and retard moe

it's nice that you envision goals for yourself

>>42408
I could get it for free from Rin!

Yeah, see? You wasted all that potential.

Oh hi you

Hello Kirara, you're average again today.

Good luck with your schizophrenic kid.

Hello everyone!

hi

don't pout

This week's konosuba is good.

We're watching it right now.

Wow, me2.

Kirara do you want to maid dragon?

I do, but I'll have to pass. After I finish konosuba, I'm going to do my run, and then I have to do some work.

I understand how you feel.
I almost had to skin bang alive because my time is limited and he was being slow.

Haha, that little girl at the end of konosuba.
>>42524
I'm surprised you guys are watching so late!

Ika was late
Tilde and Bang were playing games until late
and then Bang had to drive home and get ready which took 20 more minutes than the 40 he said he was going to take

Hey hey in proper defense we were done before you two finished up Spiritpact.
We're still doing four shows tonight, which is about the norm for an anime session.

That's really funny.

>>42518
wait which one is you

I found a cute little english mobage called Postknight on Google Play.
It takes just a minute or two to do a level so it's a good little time waster.

Time to run.
See you in an hour.
Tabun.

You won't be seeing me until much later.
Enjoy the run!

anime janai

Ddddddfddd

I wanna take my shitposting to a new level, but there's nothing in the news but Trump and racism

hey /moe/ guess what

You = bang!?

>>42557
アニメじゃない

wow you guys argued about neet detectives AGAIN

>>42569
holy shit they're on to me

NEET detectives are real

>>42573
are you one?

>>42570
Translate it, weebs

>>42573
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i'm just gonna bring up neet detectives whenever i'm bored

detective-ing is a hobby

>>42574
Yes full time
>>42576
deal w/ it

i abide by the semantic argument that you have to be paid to have the job title
otherwise you're just a nosy amateur
you can do detective things while you're a neet but the second you get paid for it you aren't a neet and if you aren't getting paid you aren't a detective

I was actually about to agree but there's nothing stopping someone who isn't being paid from being a good detective
You aren't necessarily an amateur just because you don't have a job

>>42582
but what about when you get to cour
t
and the neet gets called to the witness stand
are they introduced as a detective rendering their services as part of the legal system or are they just a neet who is really nosy

That still doesn't mean their an amateur detective
They're
Phones t gay

Unemployed detective is definitely possible
You can run your own PI agency, but not get customers

if you are detective-ing you're also training for that profession by doing so
and you'd have to be educated in proper detective skills
it fails all three parts of the NEET test

Judge Judy isn't a real judge and yet here we are

>>42586
so any form of self-training restricts NEETdom?
that doesn't make sense
also being educated in something doesn't count as being "in education"

>>42587
Judge Sheindlin attended college at the School of Government at American University in Washington, D.C., and after her graduation in 1963, she attended New York Law School where she received her degree. She began practicing law in Manhattan in 1965.

No she's not a real judge you can't prove any of that

>>42588
yes if those skills can be applied to a career and the efforts are in earnest
>>42592
the "in earnest" part matters
if it's not "in earnest" then you aren't really a detective anyways
and if it is you would eventually just transition into an official detective position provided you were halfway competent

then literally no one is a NEET

>>42591
I think what we really disagree about is what constitutes being "in training"

holy shit

hey ToN

i just like arguing about neet detectives
they don't really exist so it's fun

I like to imagine they exist somewheree in some seedy underbelly of a shitty city

is dog the bounty hunter kind of like a neet detective

he's certainly autistic like one

Y'all niggas need therapy

ok kirara be my therapist

Ki
RA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what's wrong with me kirara

>>>/watch?v=yr4ktrt8jnM

i left a collection of meme videos for you guys

HEY ToN

hey

goodnight /moe/
catch you next time

you gay
you too bang

bang is a NEET in his dreams

I'm pretty sure the thought of being NEET stresses bang out so maybe

>>42604
gender dysphoria
>>42602
ok tell me the first word that comes to mind when I say dicks

>>42603
hello

where?

hmm yes very good
how about vagina

where?

I see
Now, idol

ai

you're cured omedetou

rook went on to live a happy, healthy, fulfilling life

I'm the best

we are number one

orchid is so cute
im happy i sparked her but im mad at luck shitters
REEEE

Please use bahamut as much as you like

it's 5:30am but it's like 80 out
I ran 4 miles and I'm walking home
but holy shit it's so hot
gonna have to get one of those gay water bottle things

I wonder if I did gacha would I be lucky
I feel like I have pretty good luck in life but I don't know how to harness it
>>42629
luck4you

luck doesn't actually real

it's time
ready my orbs

get saneki

>3 blue 2 red
yeah nah fuck this

luck wasn't real after all

I got 5 3*s yesterday and it was great

I got a 5* raven on my last pull so I can't complain too much but I still need more good green folk

I'd like a bow user

Do you ever meet someone for the first time, and you can tell just from looking at them you won't enjoy being around them?

yuup

happens pretty often

every time i meet someone
but i'm usually proven wrong

I'm pretty good at staying neutral toward people until they give me a reason to like or dislike them but there are always some that immediately push me one way or the other

I'm usually proven right, but then again I don't really like people in general

>>>/watch?v=VKkcn78k9oY

>>42643
>the save as... options aren't highlighted
Had the potential for greatness and completely blew it

>european parlament removed legal immunity from Le Penn
>Penn may now be for example charged for "posting violent pictures" for which in France, you can get 3 years of jail time
>She and her party have posted brutal isis deed videos and pictures in the past
...
this just sounds to me
"QUICK TAKE HER DOWN TAKE HER DOWN" from EU to me

that's pretty insane

killing intent

>>42645
yeah definitely an attempt to silence her

BTW little background, members of eu parlament can't be sued for having opinions or such, no matter what national laws of their countries say, and this protection can be and has at times been revoked from some.
BTW Le penn has lost it already once before in 2013, when she compared Muslim mass public prayers to Nazi occupation of France or something.

Also
>posting violent pictures can result in jailtime
France, the land of freedom

>>42645
>making a martyr of the people you want to get rid of
Lol

EU is not exactly a house ruled by logic

>>42605
>>42606
alright thanks

>>>/watch?v=WEo7ba0wqe8

So let me ask
is revenge riots and car burnings as lash outs for crackdowns on organised crime normal?

no you're just supposed to buy out the police when they crack down

But I still love how "that is just normal and happens everywhere, there is no problem learnt o lvie with it"
Reminds me of "Terrorism is normal in france and we need to learnt o live with it"

i can make that statement true for free trips around the world

go from country to country having fun, exploring, then starting a riot and leaving

>>42659
We should propose that to swedish government
also mentiont hat we are gay feminists and transpeople

also muslim

yeah

That is something that I actually want to see happen
mtf trans wearing hijab
it needs to be a thing

We can be like vikings

i don't think i've ever met an mtf
i've met two or three ftm

I don't think I havereally "met" a trans ever
I've seent hem, but not really ever had a conversation

But I have met many transfer students from islamic countries, like a guy from iran.
He was a weird case, insisted that we call iran Persia and I think he was either atheist or into zorothustraism

I knew a mtf

I knew a milf too

did u fuk her

yeah it was your mom

maria doesn't have a mom why are you so insensitive

Yeah maria was birthed by their father

technically it was a c-section but yeah

>>42671
teach me how to be sensitive

You take this aphrodisiac

>>42674
i found this article that might help
http://www.queendom.com/articles/articles.htm?a=33

>Chew with your mouth closed and avoid appreciative grunting noises while dining. It is not acceptable to retrieve and eat food that has touched the floor, regardless of its cost. While it may seem practical, apparently mealtime is not an appropriate time to attend to matters of personal hygiene such as toenail trimming.
...
what the fuck this has nothing to do with sensitivity, this is something you presume civilised people can do...

>>42676
this is the dumbest thing I have ever read thank you

such an informative article

Sweden to return to compulsory military service after abolishing in 2010.

>When is it appropriate for a man to cry? This is a tough one as there is no consensus among women on this issue. A single tear over the latest makeup/breakup of a make-believe couple on your partner's favorite television show may be acceptable while blubbering over the very real event of your favorite team once again not making the playoffs is not. The manner of crying also has bearing. You should limit your tears to a few and display some embarrassment at having shed them. Uncontrolled, shoulder heaving, mucous inducing sobbing is normally frowned upon and may result in your being labeled a wimp. It is also unacceptable to cry for reasons of physical discomfort or pain (including bullet wounds or severed limbs), though wincing is permitted.

>>42655
It's not a no go zone until the government prohibits you from going there!

That's what people mean with the term, definitely

>>42678
any time now you're sensative

>>42682
We should smash together somekind of satiric document how sweden has no problems and it is entirely normal that this kind of stuff happens

http://www.queendom.com/tests/access_page/index.htm?idRegTest=2433
they have a gender roles test

>>42684
What, like literally any non-fox news article on Sweden?
It's all unwitting satire

>see this kind of fire bombing as a revenge for police action is entirely normal
>see this video clip from somalia
>see it happens everywhere

As you can see in this country without any human rights, rampant gangs and crime is normal

Sweden has never been a stranger to armed robbery with assault rifles, just look at this clip from far before the migrant crisis
>shows clip from jalla jalla

>>42676
>You should limit your tears to a few and display some embarrassment at having shed them.
what a tragic way to live

>>42689
don't cry even if you get shot or lose a limb you fucking wimp
if you do, BE EMBARRASSED

Does that mean I'm not a wimp cause my emotional spectrum is fucked?

well crying in response to getting shot probably isn't due to emotional distress

Is it cool to cry if you just shed a single masculine tear?

>>42693
Only if your skin is red

can you imagine dwayne the rock johnson sobbing

>>42694
Damn I'm white

>>42695
yes

can you imagine donald j trump sobbing

yup
he'd be crying into his wig

I actually can't picture it. The man has everything

can you imagine adolf hitler sobbing

maybe before the Russians got to him

No he'd even make a "Hitler rant" video on youtube
he makes those a lot

Not showing emotions is perpetuating the patriarchy

>>42701
Hitler was a beta loser
I bet he's crying right now

Yet that beta loser got more women than you ever will

>>42705
go to bed you fucking sheep

hitler was a macho man he could bench 400 pounds like it was nothing and run 500 km easily
he just liked being tied up and whipped is all

also bye bye

sayoanara goodbye forever

>>42706
that was just 1(one) Goring

>>42707
>>42706
Do you know how many sheep I've fucked?

>>42709
nite

Moreover how many sheep have fucked you

>>42713
I am the ram, the alpha sheep buddy

Maria was visiting a sheep farm
while touringt the premise with the owner, they noticed a sheep stuck in the fence
the farmer promply said "watch this" and dropped his pants and did the deed
then he looked over to maria and said "your turn"
and maria promptly got himself stuck in the fence

>>42715
Good times, I remember it like it was yesterday :`)

I got home and I'm not even pissed off from work

Oh shit
Lauren Southern on Rubin Report!

Shine on, you've burnt me now guide me
weave on wheel of time.

>>42719
>>>/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
more /x/ stuff

>>42721
Oh that thing

Dead board

>>42725
Yeah, that always bugs me

not getting subs for the OP is pretty awful

>wiz is one of the demons directly below the demon king
>can't wipe out the ostriches easily

Who else buttons the top button of their dress shirt, even in casual settings
🔥

I do it sometimes, I used to do it at work.
Well that really was just a standard polo shirt, but still.

>AoE undead-only damage
That's super strong

I think I'll skip sleep.

>skipping the best part of getting up

BREAKING:
Man with 2K+ followers retweets one of SK's tweets

Wow
I thought this would be some real virtual signaling shitb ut
>>>/watch?v=j6uJkI9DE14
this is actually a good parody

>>42732
Which one?

>>42734
A reply to some news story about Le Pen posting pics of ISIS terrorism on twitter or something, which \\\
>French far-right leader Marine Le Pen loses EU immunity from prosecution for tweeting pictures of IS violence
Here, that's the tweet I replied to with just "rip western society"

Oh nice

>>>/@ya_boy_pingu/837259201084796928
I could have just linked it but I was watching a video so it didn't click

>>42736
to add some content, posting violent pictures is illegal in france and can net up to 3 years in prison

>>42738
> posting violent pictures is illegal in france
je suis charlie my fucking ass

>>42738
Well France is pretty sucky in some aspects

and all MEPs are protected from being sued in their national countries while serving, well protected from being sued for holding opinions or such
>>42740
Yeah
I wonder how bad it will blow up evetnually
the land of riot for anything, when it actually *protest rather* reaches the boiling point

cause they do protest a lot, but they don't really smash and rbeak things
atleast in the past

How do I tell my mom that I don't like this jacket she bought me

Use your big boy words

Fuck

People buying clothes for others is the worst thing ever
just give them money

Holy shit the comments in FFF releases of gabdrop
what the fuck is going on at nyaa?

wtf my zelda preorder won't arrive until march 8

is it midnight launch time
fuck you best buy

NINTENDO
>>42750
are you sure it is BBs fault and not another case of nintendo being nintendo and not stocking up the american market
well american ninendo, this doesn't happen in anywhere else.

>>42751
idk lol
I only ordered recently, i didn't preorder wayyy in advance sooo
but certainly best buy deserves some blame for BEING THE MESSENGER AHAH I KILL YOUU
er
for having vague messaging around the actual arrival date until now

There's been several cases in recent years, starting with the ameebos or whatever thingies
and going to consoles, controllers, games and so on
that Nintendo of America isn't just stocking up enough shit for the retailer stores.
Like giving a store just 5 copies of a product

I just wonder what causes it
is it NinAm being shit
is it Ninjap, being cunts about shipping enough stock to america
or does Nintendo seriously have so bad production facilirties, it can't supply the american market?
And how come nothing like this is going on in Europe?

yeah I'm aware

quick googling and ducking doesn't reveal /show any big halo about "shortage in europe" in terms ofn intendo, aside Monster Hunter from 2013

Could it be that Nintendo has (a) production facilities in europe, but ships stuff to USA from their japan facilities or whatever.
that would explain the differences

I have destroyed the barrier
now futons may pass into the human world

What about kotatsus?

theoretically yes
you gon buy me one?

No
is weird to go over pics that are downloaded and renamed drunk from r/a/dio days

and then there is just weird stuff

overwatch new hero
>>>/watch?v=Lvm0of3iDUU
o fuk

>The Amazon Simple Storage Service (S3) team was debugging an issue causing the S3 billing system to progress more slowly than expected. At 9:37AM PST, an authorized S3 team member using an established playbook executed a command which was intended to remove a small number of servers for one of the S3 subsystems that is used by the S3 billing process. Unfortunately, one of the inputs to the command was entered incorrectly and a larger set of servers was removed than intended. The servers that were inadvertently removed supported two other S3 subsystems.
Imagine being this person.

damn no details on abilities

https://aws.amazon.com/message/41926/

messing with production is scary yo

also
wildcard commands are the devil

no joke
I sincerely hope that the person who did it doesn't get named. Their career would become toast

not sure I entirely agree about their career but yes I hope they don't get named

anyway commands that do bulk operations are in need of like better UI than just <press enter and let's go>
like maybe you should have to mash the keyboard, one keypress = one deletion
so if you find yourself having to mash a lot, you can stop and be like hmm

In Android, when you boot in that alternative mode to wipe the memory, you have a confirmation screen that has Confirm surrounded by ten Cancels.
Like, you can't do it on accident. It's never at the very top nor at the very bottom.

>>42764
>i will programt his robot to have indian accent
umm

or maybe an indian accent
I guess it varies from what language(s) you speak in addition to english

west african I think?
I think the accent is nice
the idea of a standard english is arbitrary anyway
also, video game logic

then why name it orissa an indian country or /and region and maybe was it a city too?

like what do you want me to say
I'm not on the OW team
it's a cool name whatever

Nothing
I just wanted to jab at it
also it was Orisa I see not orissa
so who knows where it from

too bad I left my gaming PC out west
rip

Haahaa
also why did you leave it there?

apparently OR15-A -> Orisa

>>42779
we travel light
let's hunt some orc

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/orisa/
oh baby
reinhardt step asid

>>42780
YEAAAH
so who is our legolas?

>mini-zarya ult on cooldown
this will not end well

seems OP

mini zarya ult
mini ana ult
counter-CC
mini rein shield

barrier
rapid fire gun

she has CC on demand and the only counter CC in a tank
both teams are gonna have to have an orisa

What does any of that even mean.

>>42787
She's one of those horrible abominations you could sometimes get in TF2 randomizer servers
Scout with minigun, sticky jumper and eyelander
Pls stop

futon has arrived what what
no more air mattress for me

>>42789
at least she doesn't have a double jump
>inb4 they give her wallclimbing passive

She looks like a spider sorta so

yeah that much was known so people were theorizing
i hope they do add maybe a defense hero that can crawl freely along walls, that would be fun

Centaur

time to go suck up at the EB games

I miss warcraft

I hope thrawn survives the SW rebels
I hope he is actually in the new trilogy

I want Martin shkrelli to buy tupac's death car
Just to flex

Shkrelli is living the life in a way
rich beyond measure, just trolling for life

If shkrelli just got buff and really handsome one day
That would be the ultimate all time troll

>>>/watch?v=6OGix6gtObE
they even gave thrawn a good theme

he is not ugly but yeah
that is not the "handsome" face
maybe he should steal clooney's face

Maybe switch hairstylists and go for a bit less sleaky and greasy look
and a beard wouldn't hurt either
and then pack some buff but not ridiculous level

https://www.twitch.tv/moonmoon_ow
>mukbang more like muklame

overwars: battlefront

I DID THING
next step is to talk to my professor and hopefully get this kid help

huh

the kid i think is schizophrenic
The one I did psychological evaluations on for training.

Ineswtou gozaunasu

hmm I wonder did I throw away my mousepen
or what did you call those again

stylus?

uh
ok
I vaguely remember that

graphic tablet I guess
but it was ooold
like from 2003 or shit

I did lots of amateur animation on hobbylevel in middle school days

>>42813
no

>yfw a furry uses furrocious fares to travel to a furry con

No wall can stop these SPICtacular rates!

>>42816
very nice

He will not divide these rates any lower!

time to make some savings - bigly

>picture of big foot

picture of a small hand

Hey hey you know that shit they add to alcohol you buy for like cleaning and stuff? To make it nigh-undrinkable?
Apparently Nintendo is coating the Switch's games with it so kids won't swallow them

>I believe in free trade, but it has to be fair trade
...OK Trump but those are not all that compatible

>>42822
Beautiful

I'm surprised it's not been done before honestly

>someone tries to tell me pot is more effective at treating ADHD than Adderall

>>42826
They have some serious misconception of what ADHD is

"they're just hyperactive right? weed will slow them down"

Somehow this logic doesn't make it seem odd to them that STIMULANTS have a beneficial effect

lots of dumb motherfuckers out there

I don't think it's actually stupidity
It's just... not thinking about it and taking shortcuts mentally

But it's really amazing how big of a leap people will make sometimes

Oh yeah, this is an odd thing

In the US, a "welfare state" is something really bad
But here it's like the thing that if you say you're against here, you lose votes overnight

You wanna dismantle the welfare state, people will give you shitty looks

What do you think?

As in our politicians literally just outright say "I want to maintain and strengthen our welfare state"
They use the term
No fucking around

Difference how our societies formed

Difference in mentality
I don't think Americans generally are "in this together"
They're barely even a people

well that is the fundamental difference between nation states and federations

Hmm weird I currenly wish I had a twitter so I could twwet the bigfoot at that air company
frontier was it

I did it for you
>>>/@ya_boy_pingu/837404774366588929

yaii

Hmm I should've thrown a watermark signature there
and i should develop one

I wonder if Trump even could launch a nuke
He's the president, sure, but... the order is still carried out by Americans
And the public's trust in him isn't the highest

Ther are quite big procedures to launch a nuke
I dunno if my knowledge is right, but if fiction has any inkling, you first need defcon 5 and all that

The president sends a secret code to a missile silo
If it's legitimate, two keys are turned
Nuke goes off

Yeah but before he can send them, there are requirements that need to pass.
>>42846
Doubt

I'm pretty sure the prez can issue that at any time

If I am not completelyi n the woods, the pres doesn't even know the codes, but has of course access to them

>"The president has supreme authority to decide whether to use America's nuclear weapons. Period. Full stop," said the Arms Control Association's Kingston Reif. A president could only be stopped by mutiny, he said, and more than one person would have to disobey the president's orders.

Nope
At any time, at moment's notice
Everything Trump needs is with him at absolutely all times, the guy with the case even rides the elevator with him

If he wants to, he can just basically hit a button at any given time
And the only way it can be stopped is if one of the two people turning the keys decide to disobey a direct order from the highest military official in the nation

Oh yeah, the codes are in the "briefcase" or whatever
I remember reading that at one time during cold war, the briefcase was forgotten to the office, while potus was on a trip to some european country
whcih lead to some 2-6hour period, when USA couldn't have actually fully retaliated to a soviet attack, had it happened.

Basically, no defcon is necessary, no nothing
If Russia launches a nuke, the president can retaliate the moment he's aware

>>42850
Actually if a nuke is launched, some stations have the autonomy to retaliate unless ordered not to

>>42851
Yeah that too, but specifically I was talking about Trump's ability to start a nuclear holocaust

Anyhow he can go "let's nuke china" but everyone around him and the guy holding the codes can go
"umm no"
it would be mutiny, but they can do it

>>42853
They can, but that will be a result of disobedience
It would be illegal for them to do so, so the system is set up in a way that, if it works properly, Trump can fire a nuke at any target for any reason at any time

Between Nuclear holocaust and being imprisoned for mutiny/treason
I would choose the latter

>>42854
Good thing we didn't get Hillary with that power

Hillary's too smart to launch the first nuke

She isn't insane, there's no way she'd push the button

Yeah, but she is also completely out of it at times due to health complications
so...

>>42857
I dunno, does sociopathy or psychopathy count as insanity?

Not in this case, because the insanity needed is a lack of instinctual self-preservation

SK you should watch Strain

>This is ALLAH-tof savings!
>Picture of Mohammed on an airplane wearing sunglasses and relaxing with a glass of milk

>>42833
moon>>42862

i saw it haha
i dont get it but that's okay

Bigfoot

https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/official-make-america-great-again-green-hat

Image may or may not be legitimate
Don't know

I thought of first cropping out some famous pic of bigfoot an throwing him into an airport
but then i found that pic and it was just perfect
>>42868
"limited availability, buy now before they run out"

Why's he footracing
I don't get the idea of footracing for a big savings

First come first serve
isn't that what the whole Black Friday rush is
people footracing for the best sales?

not really
black friday is confusing
but that's okay good effort
it's at least better than frontier's

>kowalski
why is that so used name for cops etc in fiction?

lots of polish officers

and it has a though sound so why not
I mean it means blacksmith or something
I don't remember

blacksmith's son since ski was son I think
like the russian vich
like ivanovich

Today's Konosuba was pretty good

And I only brought that up because of the image
I'm gonna sleep

Night night moetacchi
Long sleeps awaits

Man the nazivampire in this competes for most hammiest nazi performance with that Nazi from Inglorious Basterds

>>42866
Real Trump letterhead at least
Or very good replication

Hey Kirara, the Snapchat IPO stocks jumped 44% on day one trading.

>>42877
well you can do so much with photoshop nowadays

>>42879
That's a little higher than I expected it to end up
Did it fluctuate a lot?

>>42878
i dunno how good she is but her tripple attack is decent with zoey
she kinda buffs the team 15% with her dark resist down

>>42881
Not sure. Either the article didn't go into that sort of detail, or I was parsing at an even lower level than usual.

Lyria 5* when

>>>/watch?v=MitTk8SMN6I

>>42879
that is good profit for someone who timed it well

>>42885
What in nine hells is that intro...

>>42886
I know eh.
They were only like 17 USD a share at the start too.

>>42890
Yeah but that's low enough that even someone like me could have gotten a decent volume of.

how much is a switch supposed to cost anyway
i haven't even paid attention

>>42888
Price is not really ever the point in stocks, but volume

yeah 17 is something anyone can get into compared to google or apple, yeah

>>42889
300 USD.

that aint bad

Nope.
Nintendo is generally kind of decent on low hardware pricing.
At least for the initial system.

A quite normal nintendo price

>549$ over here
fucking EB games

wow amazing

>>42896
More like fucking AUD.
It's 400 CAD.

does it stand for autism dollars

>>42897
>for a year
>is 12 pizzas

>>42898
>convert 300 USD to NZD
>it's 424$
>yet we're getting it for 549$

>>42902
Video game prices are fucking bullshit over here.

Oh you're a sheep fucker too.
I see.

>1 topping
so...
ham and cheese?
you can't even get americano the most basic?
ham, blue cheese pineapple

what a fucking bad offer

>>42897
I take it you're almost home hopefully?

We need Jan

All you need on a pizza is pepperoni and extra cheese
ALSO
HANG ON
>>42903
PINEAPPLE
YOU MONSTER

>the most basic
that is just an example

but seriously
1 topping
like the fuck is that
pizza is like 3 toppings + cheese at minimum
or 2
1 topping
that is just crap

I got $5 off my next purchase of pizza at this place I don't eat at
They think it will convince me to eat there
It won't
>>42904
yeah

>>42907
marcos?
i just use the save9494 code and it's 25% discount on anything over 15 dollars
which it's bound to be anyway
i rarely order their pizzas, but i very often get their salads and sub sandwiches
very generous salads

Seriously what kind of shit pizza you have over there if "one topping" for a year is something that they pull to attract customers

>>42908
that post sounded like an advert haha

i mean if we're talking about pizza places, i have my input to give
am i supposed to make it as neutral as possible
i actually do try to by just describing it rather than saying "whoa it's way better" haha
but i guess that does actually make it sound more adverty
i spend too much time working market research probably

dominos > *

>>42911
no, it was a good endorsement
it's hard to endorse something without sounding like an advert

Oh yeah, I havn't yet checked the local pizzerias
or pubs
or bars
well I did check that beach place, but that is super expensive, but then again it is at like 2nd or 3rd if not most expensive place to live in this country

I was in class following the Sessions thing via Twitter.
It was so easy because my feed was just nonstop Sessions quotes the entire time, just quotes where he was lying and stuff.

I was following it yesterday.
It was pretty funny

The future liberals want is my favorite thing today though.

mine too
it's top-tier

future liberals want?

you post a picture of something and say "this is the future liberals want"

oh
gimme examples

this is the future liberals want

so it is just shitposting eh

we're in a post-truth world
everything is shitposting

Yeah. It's a great shitpost.

also librals is now so umbrella term...

this is the future liberals want

TACO TRUCKS: EVERYWHERE
POT: EVERY CORNER STORE
Liberal paradise.

taco gunmen on every corner

taco-pot-terrorist-vans

pots that explode into terrorist tacos

imagine weed bombs
like bombs that explode into thick weed smog
and gets everyone in a room high

wait wasn't there that gaybomb during bietnam?
like
dropping lsd or something on them

haha no that was waaaaaaaaaaaay after vietnam
that was the 90s

Oh
sounded like something they'd have looked into during vietnam

Until it could happen to YOU

The gay wasn't really THAT scary until the 80s

The gay became fucking TERRIFYING when AIDS appeared and became the GAY VIRUS.

I heard some guy in leicester got stabbed with a syringe full of aids blood

>venetian snares song lyrics

>>42937
yeah but there was all kind of weird shit considered and done during nam
I mean, for example who thinks that deforesting is a good war tactic...

>they're in the trees
>get rid of the trees
fix'd

>now they're on the ground
*gets rid of ground*

>>42941
cept all it did was ruin nature and the local populations health to this day

Kislyak is never going back home, huh

He jumped to russia?

No, he's still here. I'm just thinking that there's no way I'd ever want to go back after all this.
He's probably safer here than back home lol
>>42947
Kislyak is the Russian ambassador person that Attorney General Sessions spoke to and lied/forgot about it during questioning.

>>42948
Flynn? Yeah. It's the same guy. Speaking to them isn't a criminal action. Lying under oath is though. If he said he did, none of this would have any weight. It would ADD TO THE CONSPIRACY but not have any actionable consequences.

also what is the kislyak business anyhow?

>>42946
I know that Flint or whatever guy actually did somehting that was not allowed
but is speaking to russians now a crime?
of course lying about not having contact with russians is bad but

The issue was that they were in correspondence with foreign agencies during the presidential campaign.

>>42946
But if he had said at the time "I did speak to this guy" I bet he would've been thrown out just like Flynn already
It just feels like a witch hunt

>>42950
Nope. We're talking about his confirmation, mind you. You know, the point where he's not talking to Trump, but to Congress.
So that he can get his AG job in the first place.

no
he could have just said "yes, we spoke, and i am recusing myself from this investigation due to my conflicts of interest here" like a sensible person

Weird that he chose to lie in that case.

I just don't like this RUSSIA EVIL spin of recent times.
Too much cold war

That's what is confusing.

It all went well untill that Ukrainian idiot decide to try to jump to EU and Nato...
He should've known what would happen.

should have known better than to exist next to Russia
Doesnt matter how tired cold war rehashes sound, there's not only tension but an express lack of desire to prove it wrong

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>>42956
Comparison here, is if Mexico suddenly said "I will join a russian lead coalition and russian lead economic block"
You think USA would just let that happen without objecting
and add to that, if also that deal included handing over Panaman channel to that coalition too

>>42953
His spokesperson said that the question was about him speaking to Russia as a part of the Trump campaign, not his role as Senator.
Unlike Flynn, Sessions was a part of the government when he did it so he doesn't have the same vulnerability there.
So it's turned into a big argument about semantics and whether he lied under oath.