Cause even though my worldview changed, my humor remains really fucking fashy
Kirara
those jokes perpetuate a lack of class consciousness though cr
sk
Yeah but also I can't but want to make shitty jokes
I get why, that's not it, I just can't shake away years and years of 4chan conditioning
Kirara
sure you can break the conditioning when i became religious, it took me like a week to stop saying g-- damn
sk
I try not to, though I usually keep the jokes to myself or just crack jokes around people who know it's entirely in jest
Like the Muke discord, they're cool Leftypol is basically the commie edition of /pol/, so they get it
KiraraMaria
This is like slapping a mans ass and claiming nohomo but with racism
sk
>>261776 Wait is Norway not on th- >selected countries Oh ok
Kirara
>>261777 >im not racist but did you see how inferior that black fellow was?
sk
>>261777 Ya basically But also that's something people do, and they're not actually gay, so
sk
Though I guess it's actually a manifestation of homophobia... or maybe just poking fun at homophobia? It could be both
Maria
I don't actually believe that tbh I just saw a setup for a nohomo joke
sk
No it's actually a good comparison You're not wrong
sk
I guess I just gotta be better, but at the same time it kinda blows
Just don't come for my Strike Witches images or I'll go fash overnight
Maria
I think it can be done in good fun depending on who your audience is. Just know your boundaries. Humour doesn't have to be about belittling people or putting them down.
sk
The thing is that like... nearly all racially loaded jokes are belittling people for a situation capitalism put them in And that's pretty shitty
Anno
Hello I'm finally able to sit down now. It seems like my name fell off too.
sk
is that rook
sk
no wait rika that's rika
FormerRei@mobile
>>261786 Gypsies were bands of traveling miscreants before capitalism had taken off.
Kirara
It's Rika yeah
sk
>>261790 gypsies are an absolute wildcard, but capitalism put them in their situation too under socialism they'd get shot if they did the things people dislike them for
FormerRei@mobile
>>261792 Dude, they've been doing it since before capitalism.
>>261800 The ToN? Last of his kind after the subjugation of The ToN forest?
ToN
you can subjugate ton all you want so long as you pay good
Maria
>>261802 No I meant ToN the star quaterback. I'm a big fan of his.
sk
>>261798 Most of the stuff people shit on muslims for are things we did ourselves like a few decades ago, so I mean I'm throwing shit at my old self here, but still
sk
India's shitting streets though, that's still a good joke, cause that's got fuck all to do with capitalism That's just Indians being fucking gross
FormerRei@mobile
>>261805 Like blowing ourselves up? And marrying eight year olds? And murdering people for making images of Muhammad (blessed be his name)?
Maria
>>261806 It's a bad jokes because it's been ran into the ground. It's shit
sk
I still think it's fun >>261807 I mean, we don't blow ourselves up, we send a drone TO THIS DAY to just drop bombs on them 90% civilians, my man And marrying children... 8 years is a bit young, but it's not THAT long ago we had child marriages in the west at like 14? Killing people over religion is a fair bit longer back though
Maria
>>261807 >blowing ourselves up America has blown plenty of people up. They just stay clear of the blast.
ToN
whew whew whew whew whew whew
FormerRei@mobile
>>261809 This is a very specific "killing people over religion" It's like killing someone for making a depiction of Christ that puts him in a bad light.
sk
Dude christians went wild on you if you used your left hand to write your name That's way back but still
FormerRei@mobile
Also Greeks and Italians have had plenty of body hair since well before capitalism. And Australian s were shit posters before capitalism .....
rook
>>261813 lol that's from like 50 years ago max no I mean short
my dad went to a seminary for grade school and they forced him to learn to write right handed because he was a lefty
sk
WAS THAT A THING THAT RECENTLY? I thought that was some middle ages shit
Kirara
they still do it I've got someone in my cohort that went to a Catholic school and was hit for using his left hand
Maria
>>261814 I remember in HS we had a vietnam vet visit us and he talked about how his squad refused to move until they delivered them vegemite Although that's not precapitalism.
>>261828 Florida is fucked up, so are Catholic schools So obviously a Catholic school in Florida would be worse Not that I know for sure that this specific school was in Florida. But anyways, the South is pretty fucked up when it comes to religion.
sk
>>261829 Most are But the things around Islam are mostly their culture just being... fucking trash
sk
But hey, we're (well, the US anyway) the ones bombing innocents as a matter of daily exercise
Kirara
the person I know didn't go to Catholic school in Florida
>>261864 Well, not today There was something else, but i wasn't there gor it *for
Koi-
>>261864 It was his original worries about success and life.
Yuu
Oh, I see. So communism didn't clear those up.
KiraraKirara
I keep sneezing and it's very painful.
Koi-
It helps a lot but I believe he is just realizing his limits. He's gotten better though so I'm sure he can handle it. As much as he doesn't really want to.
Anno
>>261853 >right before Harvey hit I made jokes about erasing Houston off the maps >it's actually happening
Yuu
>>261871 Is better really the word for what' what's happened to him?
>>261875 Better? He cares way to much and isn't able to *too seperate err, sort of seperate his own feelings with his feelings about other people
Kirara
>cares too much
Anno
>>261875 well if it does go that way maybe Cuba will help lessen the impact not that I want them to get fucking destroyed either
Koi-
>cares too much lol The answer remains a solid yes.
Yuu
>>261875 My counterargument to this is that he seems far more concerned with hating capitalists than helping workers. I think he just wants to bash somebody's skull in nad is looking for a good excuse.
Kirara
>>261878 it's basically hitting every island out there it'd strengthen to a cat 5 in the gulf probably
>>261880 I think bashing people is just a temporary mindset.
Counter to bashing heads without excuse His violent feelings aren't even really new. It's just redirected if anything. I would much prefer him to learn more about what he and other people can do to help.
FormerRei@mobile
>>261877 >>261879 If you care enough to the point where you get mad or depressed enough for it to ruin your day when you hear about a protester getting run over, or read the Wikipedia article on the triangle shirt waist factory fire it has become a problem.
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
he's just bein an edgelord armchair bullshitting nothing talked about has anything to do with his actual day to day life so there's a dissonance between his actions and his situation guy has to man up and get real
Kirara
>>261884 I disagree. I'm the same way. When Heather Heyer died, I was very upset and it influenced my emotions for several days. Just because you don't care, doesn't mean caring is a problem.
I'm very much concerned about these things, myself. When people are abused or taken advantage of, it causes me distress. If I didn't have a fractured rib, I'd be on my way to Texas right now to help out.
Koi-
>>261884 That people don't care is not only a problem but also a reason that other problems constantly persist and are seen as unable to be fixed. I can not agree with that in any way.
Yuu
I don't know what things are like where he lives, but I hope he doesn't get dragged into a bad scene or end up hurting someone.
Anno
>>261884 I think it's normal to get fucking mad when you hear about that disaster. I thought it was exceptionally terrible when I learned about it.
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
get 👏 in 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 robot
Koi-
>>261885 That he has the ability to kick back while problems happen abroad is something I want him to take advantage of. Because he has the aptitude to get serious but no outlet. That's why I want him to focus on learning more positive things. It's not really a dissonance but more like a new kind of helplessness. He knows he can't do much in his position. Not now anyway. If anything were to happen, I would hope that he's learned enough to not fuck up like some people here do.
Maria
>>261885 he was talking about employment issues having a job where he actually gets minimum wage instead of what the government gives would probably help
>>261886 I never said I didn't care, I just don't care enough for it to ruin my day. I thinks its awful that that person drove into the crowd. But I didn't get particularly angry about it either >>261887 >>261889 Also none of you addressed the point about how he got really depressed from reading an article about a factory fire that happened over 100 years ago.
Kirara
>>261892 he gets below minimum wage he makes 5 Norwegian dollars an hour
>>261893 most people get upset when learning about tragedies even if they were in the past
Koi-
>>261893 That's not really problematic. I don't really remember much of him being "depressed" by it. Just bothered. but I was also likely farming dust while he continued on about it. Feeling a certain way after you learn of the dumb shit we've done a long time ago is totally fine.
FormerRei@mobile
I remember ed a good word disproportionate From my perspective at least, it seems that his reactions You know what Nvm Doesn't really matter
Kirara
SK does tend to be a little militant but I'm certain that will chill out I think his new views have brought a positive change overall
Yuu
He is still finding himself morally. I hope he doesn't hurt anyone before he does.
>>261891 I hope he finds constructive outlets too. he deserves that as much as anyone and maybe he'll come to the occasion >>261892 well i missed that bit, but like, ranting about this stuff still isn't going to do shit not where he's at at least who here has that kind of political power
Kirara
another thing to keep in mind is that he didn't take his ritalin today
Koi-
>>261905 well that makes sense >>261904 I'm fine with him ranting because it lets me know what he's learning and seeing. I should probably talk to him more seriously about some things. I've just been really busy figuring out this track stuff and also trying to get ready for Path of Fire's release. The two things essentially make up the bulk of my time.
Koi-
Me talking on /moe/ this much for this long is honestly just me being really tired of farming in GW2.
Yuu
>Japan's Princess Mako gives up royalty status to marry a commoner wow this is so anime
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
we are what we do everyday spend every day ranting that's what you are
Kirara
>>261908 I saw that too The imperial lineage is falling apart
Also what? Iirc one of the princes married a commoner Well Basically forced her to marry him
Yuu
>>261910 There are probably other imperial kids, aren't there?
FormerRei@mobile
She was a pro tennis player and he played tennis with her, and his handlers forgot to tell her to let him win. So he became infatuated with her because she beat him (every one he'd ever played was ordered to lose). Or something like that
Kirara
>>261915 Nope. The new Emperor has no sons. They would have to use someone from a branch of the main lineage.
Yuu
>>261916 This is also so anime. Maybe I shoudl think about moving to Japan.
>>261917 Oh, I'm sure they'll figure something out anyway. Royalty is just for show now anyway.
Kirara
>>261918 Yeah. It'll work out somehow. Naruhito is like 54 or something now. I guess it's not impossible for him to have a son. Could be bad, though
FormerRei@mobile
>>261918 Okay I sort of misremembered it But yeah, the current empress is a commoner https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empress_Michiko
>>261924 That's not quite right. Women do affect it, but men do too. When men have kids after their 40s, the chances of neurological disorders, and especially schizophrenia, increases dramatically for the child.
Koi-
>>261922 let's go let's move to japan i heard they have cute boats
Yuu
>>261926 My understanding of it is that the age of the lady plays a much larger part than the age of the gentleman. The guy's age matters but not quite as much.
Kirara
>>261928 That's true, but that's a relative statement. The male playing a big role doesn't mean the woman can't play a larger role.
Koi-
are you guys putting me on a timer is that what's happening
Kirara
we're all on timers, baby the years only get faster from here
FormerRei@mobile
You can just freeze some of your sperm now just in case
Yuu
>>261930 Nah. Just stay in good shape and eat a sperm healthy diet when you want to make a baby and you'll be fine. Guys don't have a hard wall like girls do.
I'm gonna write a song about this watch for it on the charts
moon
>>261954 what's got you up at this hour? it's quite late for you isn't it?
Kannagi
It is late.. well relatively early for me personally if you take my history into account. I've been doing well lately going to bed at reasonable times.
I feel shitty today. I don't want tomorrow to come sooner.
I had a dream last night that I was shopping and there was a deal for like 5lb of my favorite cereal for $10 and I woke up really excited about it until I realized it was a dream I guess I'm at that point in my life where a dream about a good deal on cereal is what I consider to be the best
Samu ⚜️ !KW2DbpWwls
I have normal dreams about stuff like that too or like losing my wallet probably should watch more movies or something
about a year ago I was playing so much OW that I would dream in it too
Kirara
i dream a lot about running or fighting or climbing
haha people in my cohort have complained about school-related dreams a lot
my dreams are usually weird stuff though like fighting aliens or something
Kirara
when I was really young, i had a dream that i was in a space station with mmy family and a big light shined into it and something attacked it i was in the shower and i threw up (in the dream) and it scared me so much so i woke up
then when i fell back asleep, i had the same dream, but when the light started shining, i begged it to stop and it gave me a choice between it attacking me or earth and i told it to leave us alone so it fired at earth
Maria
I had a dream a few nights ago about everything being flooded and everyone dying Also I've been dreaming about liveboards >>261978 >school dreams dreams about assignments due are the WORST
>>261980 dreams where i'm back in school and i forgot to study for the exam like goddamn it's been forever are you serious, brain?
Maria
>>261982 And then when you wake up it takes 5 minutes to remember you have no exam
Kirara
I've always been bad at sleeping
i remember i used to have a bunk bed My parents saw me to see Men In Black II and there was that Mongolian death worm alien it scared the fucking SHIT outta me so i rigged a flashlight in my bunk bed so that if my bed started getting eaten, the light would shine directly onto mmy face and wake me up.
my parents got so mad at me for wasting batteries For a long time after that, I slept with a flashlight on under my covers
FormerRei@mobile
The other day I had a dream where I was having a laser pistol duel with an androud version of young Fred Savage. *android
I walked in on my parents watching the blob and it scared the hell out of me I was like 8 and this blob was eating babies
Kirara
it's funny how sensitive kids are
Kirara
The first time I saw pornography, it was just a cropped picture of penetration that someone at school printed out and showed me and I thought I was going to be scarred for life. I legitimately thought that seeing that image fucked me up beyond repair and I got really depressed.
>>262006 It's too late. I don't have to take care of myself anymore. I don't have to take care of anything. I'll just become an amorphous blob and let money take care of everything.
Maria
>>262006 I thought the Devil Wears Prada was meant to be a horror movie when my sister kept talking about it
Koi-
i should send more letters
Yuu
>>262008 I've given serious thought to becoming like that. You still need to be active.
moon
i'm having a pretty difficult recoil from returning home i need to get out of this rural shit and into the city i don't feel like i can endure this much longer, and everyone's fucking up my work i have work to do, a business to run, but the whole fuckin family's on disability and they dont understand
Kirara
>>262011 It's too late. You've reformed me! Now I can be a layabout and a ride off my gf's money forever.
>>262013 I bet you couldn't make it a week as a layabout.
>>262012 How much longer do you think you'll have to hang around there?
moon
i dunno, i'm pretty fuckin broke at the moment my monthly income has dropped by like probably 1200 a month just because i can't do my fuckin work out here and these disabled people are fuckin crazy i'm not doing the caretaker role anymore. i have a career to build but i just feel so shit, like i'm just phasing out and thinking it'll be over soon and i can go somewhere where i can be myself but every day breaks me down so hard i just wanna quit
>>262017 Lyn lost because of this catch-up mechanic that has been in since the summer event. Supposedly it was also how Gaius beat Frederick. Flags are worth way more if you are behind. I'm trying to spend my flags during those moments when Ike is behind. I got 92,000 points for 200 flags at one point because of the catch-up mechanic.
moon
yeah ive had a couple big scores but i haven't been going through every 30 minutes like i wish i could too much to do
hey maybe ill make a new deck in a card game because i had an idea maybe ill win a match or two maybe ill then lose every time for two hours maybe ill contemplate my life decisions
Anno
instead of identifying with only one of their races, mixed people should just started sitting with other mixed people at lunch tables and form mixed cliques in which you have to be purebred, 100% mixed
Tomorrow/today is going to be a tough day too. And so will the next day/tomorrow.
Anno
heh, wagies
Yuu
I'm not even a wage slave, I could quit tomorrow and be fine for a few decades. I'm worried about what will happen if I don't work though.
Anno
>don't need money >work anyways >>>>>
Yuu
Well I would have to budget carefully and wouldn't really have nice things but I could make it work.
Anno
i'd consider having the finances to do what you enjoy as a reason why you can't just quit, I think.
I only spend my money on pleasure. It's not like I'll die if I don't work, but living without the ability to do what you love is worse than working.
Yuu
If I do that I worry what my situation will be like in a few decades when the money runs out and I have no useful skills. I plan to still be alive then so it makes sense to have a plan or something or at least some skills to live on.
Anno
>>262173 If you had that much free time, couldn't you just cultivate some kind of skill?
Yuu
That's what working is. I just get paid for it.
Anno
Do you enjoy your job?
Yuu
I would say overall, yes. It's not without stress though.
Also, left to my own devices I would literally just take it easy and play around every single day. That's how I'd like to live but it really isn't a very realistic lifestyle.
Anno
it would have been if you had let ron paul make anime real
Maria
Just invest in my business Rika you'll be able to live off it
Yuu
None of those things fix my immeidate problem which is that I have to wake up and go to work in like five hours.
Maria
Don't sleep and you don't gotta wake up
Anno
i-i hope the people in that profession do get some sleep getting no sleep would be a little worrying haha
lol if you think you'll be able to roll her within a year of the game being out you're insane they'll wait until people have 6m-1y of playtime to put out the ones people really want
ToN
Just bring back the mmo and make it less p2w and owl and I can go be ecstatic
Kirara
>Bring back this thing that hemorrhaged money and make it hemorrhage more money just so I can have fun with it!
ToN
Yo its Atlus just flop their big persona dick all over it and people will pay for cosmetics like clockwork
Kirara
You can't make profit with JUST cosmetic sales in an MMO like that. You'd have to have a monthly subscription fee, which Americans won't pay because Americans don't know anything about SMT.
I guess I need to stop at the shop today and buy some milk. I went to the shop yesterday with Fish but I'm actually a little nervous about going alone.
If Irma broke the sound barrier, we'd all die. It'd be an unstoppable and nearly infinite hurricane. It would lay such waste to the continental united states that the global economy would crash and anyone in the US would have trouble getting any supplies while the government no longer exists.
Maria
>>262239 It'd be a sacrifice that I'd appreciate a lot in the name of ftl
ToN
>>262241 >government no longer exists nobody tell sk
You love florida too much. Let it sink beneath the waves and get out of there Come over here.
ToN
jerk
Kirara
Its not Florida that I love.
I just can't deny my heart's desires. I don't want to make a promise I won't necessarily follow through on.
But I have Crazy Train so I won't die.
Kannagi
You won't put your life in danger? like staring out of your window as a hurricane comes towards instead of evacuating.
Kirara
I'd bunker down in my home.
Koi-
I would have dipped long ago.
Maria
Leave Florida and take the fight to Irma. Get a preemptive strike. She'll never see what hit her
Kirara
>>262260 It's not even necessarily going to hit me. It's possible that it'll go through south Florida and into the Gulf to go finish of Texas. If that happens, I'll likely get Cat 3 winds which aren't scary at all. Cat 3 winds are only 129 mph.
Kannagi
Buy loads of fans. point them in Irma's direction.
Koi-
Remember when Texas said that getting hit by a hurricane in the future was just a climate change propaganda
Kirara
Yeah.
Democrats have really pissed me off with Texas. Everywhere I look, people are like, "oh Texas voted Trump, LET THEM DIE" What is fucking wrong with people.
Kirara
It's a big problem if Irma hits anywhere because we can't afford disaster relief.
Texas should quit the Union and use their own local economy to fix shit since the government is using their money for war.
Maria
>>262263 This. Counteract the winds by pushing them back. Or we could build a giant wall around it.
Koi-
>>262266 Just let me take a brief moment to laugh about us not being able to afford to help people. I'll go back to being a proper human being in just a minute.
Koi-
lol
Koi-
Okay, it's 8:53
Kirara
It IS funny. It's so insane. We're spending more money on killing strangers than we are to save the lives of our own citizens.
Koi-
>tfw the centaurs were right and you can't fight the wind Kannagi will be upset
even the part about hillary challenging bernie to a debate she actively tried to reduce the number of debates to like 2 debates bernie had to fight hard to get debates
Maria
>>262280 >he got in to disrupt the democrat party Was Bernie a Trump plant all along?
>>262290 Did they pull this text from meguca because man MAN
Kirara
haha
Koi-
I have watched those kids grow into monsters. And seen them grow others into monsters that they couldn't even deal with. I feel responsible. But many of them were Canadian so I also feel relieved.
sk
oh jesus, Capital is not casual reading several volumes, 500+ pages on the first one
meanwhile "Yeah pretty much We had to sit on high stools too so my feet didn't reach the ground"
Kannagi
The most post I could find of me https://web.archive.org/web/20131026122538/http://doushio.com/moe/ >Can't search for shit nice desu ne
ToN
"You know what I hate
Why do hours only go to 60 monutes when everything else goes to 100 before resetting. It makes counting minutes and hours so annoying when you have to try and round things off at 60 instead of 100. It's stupid. Why can't we just have 100 minute hours."
>You are filled with the warm feelings of better days - Stay a while -> It's time to go
Koi-
I didn't eat yet.
ToN
I had a decent sized breakfast
Anno
I was hoping yet might be a name for some foreign dish but it looks like this pun wasn't made to be.
Kannagi
I actually spent a decent amount of this year on /moe/. Not too bad. I only spent this much time back in 2010-13 I think and then popped in and out for ages.
ToN
its nice to have you around again
Kannagi
Thats nice of you to say.
I quite like /moe/
Kirara
it is nice to have you
time for class
Kannagi
Have a fun at your class. If anyone keeps telling you that you know everything, you can shoot them with your laser eyes.
ToN
well that was about as frustrating as I expected
FormerRei@mobile
Ohio /moe/
FormerRei@mobile
Anyone up for more rounds of "guess which /moe/ said this"?
Anno
Well this cheese I used for my pizza ended up being pretty mediocre. How disappointing.
This game would be better with people would could actually guess the who posted what.
FormerRei@mobile
>>262421 Yeah, I guess Do you want to know the answer?
FormerRei@mobile
Well, it'd probably be better to just post the screen cap with the whole story.
FormerRei@mobile
Bbl
ToN
well non non biyori is fun
Kannagi
It is a great series NYANPASSU
Kannagi
http://nyanpass.com/
Koi-
wow it still exists and it looks prettier
Kirara
Irma is now the strongest hurricane in the Atlantic outside of the Gulf of Mexico in records. 180mph
There's another tropical storm that just formed behind Irma, named Jose, and that's expected to become a hurricane by Friday.
I guess we're supposed to die.
Kannagi
Jesus christ. Did someone piss off god or something.
>>262428 It changed a little. I keep finding the link every so often
Kannagi
I love sites with buttons or fancy single functions like 420.moe or http://loli.dance/
Kirara
>>262430 I wouldn't be surprised if God was fed up with the US.
Kannagi
No doubt some American pastor is probably saying that.
Hopefully the Jose doesn't become a major Hurricane No way Jose
Kirara
I'm actually getting legitimately pretty worried about Irma
Kirara
>It could even become slightly stronger, but it is already nearing historical precedent and a theoretical limit for how strong it can get.
Kirara
>Irma is such a large and powerful hurricane, very dangerous weather will also occur up to 200 miles away from the eyewall — including coastal surge, flooding rains and potentially damaging winds. >“The hurricane force winds in Irma are wider than Florida,” tweeted Bryan Norcross, hurricane specialist at the Weather Channel. “You won’t need a direct hit to get Wilma-type winds & storm surge on both coasts.”
Is florida already planning evacuations ? I am not sure if any shelters exist for hurricanes.
Kirara
Key West is the only place with mandatory evacuations right now - those are the little islands at the tip of Florida.
There are "shelters" but they're basically schools and stuff. Nobody knows which shelters will be open until a day or two before the hurricane hits because Florida is retarded.
ToN
owl doesn't seem particularly worried i think he might be more inland but how would that help
Kirara
Maybe he's comfortable with dying like that.
No matter where you are, if Irma goes through Florida, either up the east coast or the west coast, it's going to be bad - especially if it remains as strong as it is now.
ToN
I would prefer owl not die personally Same with you
Koi-
>>262432 If the Lord really wanted to exact ironic judgment on us, Jose will be the one that shreds the East Coast of the country.
ToN
nice
Kirara
european model on top, american model on bottom
>>262450 it's the strongest storm in recorded history in the atlantic and it's gotten so strong that it's almost at the theoretical maximum strength a hurricane could ever reach on Earth
Koi-
holy shit what
Koi-
I have three houses. One is undergoing renovation. I can annoy grandma to house you.
Kirara
it's 180mph
Kannagi
Get the fuck out of dodge Kirara.
Kirara
that's not as easy as it sounds
Kirara
>>262451 thanks but i'd probably end up in one of fish's family's places
idk if i'll evacuate though
Koi-
That this is still 'probably' bothers me. I should start looking at places to book in case one of the two feel like doing the ULTIMATE CURVE
Kirara
if i want to, i can without question
Koi-
My LTC gamble has hit +100% I can go somewhere for a day or two.
Samu ⚜️ !KW2DbpWwls
we must build additional bunkers time to start a bunker biz and other emergency preparedness programs
Koi-
Let's hijack the Ark You know, the rainbow lights one. Did they take it apart yet?
Samu ⚜️ !KW2DbpWwls
the gay Christian ark?
Kirara
We need to pioneer a way to build basements and bunkers in Florida.
>>262466 I don't think technology is the issue, just the plain old "who could afford it?"
Kirara
the technology is an issue it's THE issue the water table is at like 0.3 meters here and the goal would be to find a way to build a basement in that and keep it safe >>262474 how do we do it then?
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
WEll yeah in the matter of making it affordable for people you sure as hell could do it, but it would require to build something way too costy and high tech to be even allowed to be built
>my renter's insurance covers grave markers oh God how grim
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
But I am basically arguing semantics, it isn't that we can't do it, it just is ridiculous and would use something army uses for their bases. so in matter of civil engineering, the fact is "you can't atm"
Kannagi
Level 5 Saten would be pretty strong.
FormerRei@mobile
>>262479 Fuck Replace the soil beneath and around where the basement would be with some sort of clay. Not cost effective though Probably
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262480 so if someone fucks your family grave, the insurance covers it?
I can't really do anything today because I'm waiting for someone to come and take a look at my leak.
Koi-
the spinoff is everything I ever wanted bless and praise
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262492 A leak, a car accident and incoming storm your life is sure one never ending mess of insurance paperwork
Kirara
Crazy Train is hell of a thing
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Quite powerful though uncontrollable
Kannagi
How common is it for hurricanes to come one after another like this?
Kirara
I don't know if it's like, common, but I'd say it's not unusual. This sort of thing happened in 2004-2006, too, and in the 90s as well. The difference is, of course, that global warming has been steadily making them stronger, since the ocean temperatures are higher.
Kannagi
Even Jose is predicted to be 74-110mph so far that is. It seems crazy that all these strong hurricanes are popping up.
Kirara
A storm isn't really strong until it's got winds of around 130mph+ to Florida, although 110mph can be devestating to other places.
Irma is a Cape Verde hurricane, as is Jose, and they're generally the strongest hurricanes because they form in Cape Verde over in West Africa and slowly make their way across some of the warmest water in the world on their way to the US.
Kannagi
It might lose some of it strength coming towards Florida
Kirara
>>262501 That's just showing the time at which the tropical storm winds are supposed to be felt. So where it says Saturday, for example, it's saying that on Saturday, the hurricane will be close enough for that area to experience winds of 40mph+.
Kannagi
Hot damn, it has a large area of influence then
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262502 So how is it showing state skipping? bracing it? cat6?
Kirara
Cat 6 doesn't real Much of South Florida will probably evacuate Nobody else knows what to do because we don't know where it's going to go
>>262503 The hurricane force winds are wider than Florida. If it stopped in the middle of Florida, pretty much everywhere would be getting those insane winds.
>>262506 Dunno yet Depends on what the hurricane will do
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
What about fishfam?
Kannagi
I feel for anyone living in those islands. Jesus christ.
Kirara
I was talking to someone in Puerto Rico yesterday and they told me that a few months ago, a single powerplant had a problem and most of the island blacked out. Puerto Rico will probably be entirely without power for a month or two. Maybe more.
>>262509 That depends on what the hurricane's doing and when they're going.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262505 If they skip do you go with them? >>262507 I wonder do we get a "We are the World" 2017 for them?
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Amusingly, wellf or me amusingly, there still if memory serves are people living in refugee camps in haiti
Kirara
Yeah. Most of the money raised for them never was dispersed to Haiti.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
the people had to get their room service and lobster dinners
Kirara
Even if I want to evacuate, I really can't.
I would have to evacuate today or tomorrow. I mean, I dunno, maybe Fish's family can get me out on a helicopter or something, but other than that, there's no chance at evacuation.
sk
>>262511 They're tarnishing the good name of the Red Cross If the higher ups couldn't buy more mansions and invest in stuff, how would anyone be able to get any help?
>>262515 By the time my school recognizes the threat and cancels classes, the roads will be 99% full of unmoving traffic and those people will be stuck in traffic for days. People will die in traffic when the hurricane hits because of how bad this shit is.
>>262517 I have an important meeting that I shouldn't miss.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
ah true dat you got big classes on friday?
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262516 Well I say think about it I doubt this will be as bad as "hyped" in the end, but keep the "flee at thursday evening" a possibility, atleast I would.
Kirara
>winds up to 185mph
>>262518 It's something I have in mind, but I probably won't really be able to evacuate. I'd probably need to book a flight now if I were going to get out that way.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
I mean it is as bad as hyped for puerto rico, dominican whatever, haiti and cuba but by the time it hits you, it smost likely has spend some of its umph
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262519 Well whatsoever, you can always ask them now what their plan is who knows, they might have a fucking bunker built into their house
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
them as in fishfam
Kirara
Nah. You can't have a bunker in Florida unless you're government or military, and even then, it's an above-ground bunker.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
you do realise that was a hyperbole joke at them being rich family
Kirara
Sorry, my mind is in a mode where I'm not going to be catching stuff like that
>>262529 is weird to see windspeeds in km/hs we always use m/s
Kirara
The government releases the data as mph, kmk, // km/h, and m/s but since this stuff is mostly recorded by Americans, only the mph and kmh gets recorded.
sk
I never even found out what exactly is moving that fast The air molecules themselves? Some thing they use to measure it?
No. The only way to get a truly accurate reading is from something experiencing the hurricane. So they fly into it and drop something that relays information about the pressure, speeds, direction, etc back to the recon plane that's flying.
They're really amazing and super brave. I don't think any HHs have died since the 50s or something, though.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Aircraft are amazing
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Venezuela rn
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
super mario odyssey has mario rolling and there are rings to go through hmm what game is this
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
mario hat possession, the game
Kirara
>>262543 >super mario run >sonic jump what's happened to the world, sam?
Koi-
Mario quit his job.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
CRAZY TRAIN
Kirara
my God what have i done
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
YOU GOT A MOON
Koi-
LUNA OMAE WO KOROSE
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Oh it is fullmoon
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262550 wait you've seen casshern but not the myriad of other things?
Koi-
Yeah. And like usual, I never finished it.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
it is a hard show to finish the latter half of the show just kinda drags on
Koi-
Well, I hadn't gotten to those parts. I think I stopped watching after Nico died.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
that early?
Koi-
I specifically remember Luna being spotted or something and that was the end of the episode or maybe the preview. And I just never got back to it
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Luna didn't appear untill the last episode of the "first half" that is the splitter of the show the first arc is the "who is casshern and what happened" and the later half is the "luna is back, so what now"
Kirara
>The government's Hurricane Research Division website is down
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
btw if you missed it irma comes from germanic old word irm which means world ZA WARUDO IS COMING FOR YOU
the average number of hurricanes in august is 1.5 and we had 4 this october lol 2 of which made landfall the average number that make landfall in august is 0.48
Koi-
squidward_future.webm
Kirara
well that's worrisome because there are usually more hurricanes forming in september than august and we've already got irma and harvey as august kowai
I hope someone comes to check out my leak soon. I've got class all afternoon tomorrow and they only work until like 5:30.
>>262610 My roof started leaking. It's just near the front door in the entryway but I want to get it fixed before Irma comes and dumps buckets into my home.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
Whatkind of a leak
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262608 What if the company is all "why bother, soon the hurricane will wipe it down anyhow"?
Kirara
I'd claim they violated the terms of my lease and fuck some landlords over
Kirara
I also wanna lie down because this headcold is killin me
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
well do?
Kirara
I need to be ready to answer the door if maintenance comes.
FormerRei@mobile
>>262420 Ah I didn't notice that Yeah, it was room *room Rook Fuck
moon
i think my agoraphobia is worse than ever after the trip it was so bad day two we didn't even get to go out to the festival jan wanted to walk the city a bit and find a convenient store but i only got about a block before i had to head back to the hotel and we just stayed at the hotel the rest of the time i feel really shitty about it
Irma is now expected to exceed the theoretical maximum intensity for a storm in its environment.
Koi-
I can't wait for us to go Cat 6 and wonder what happened
KiraraKirara
this is way too stressful
Koi-
There was a Champion Troll that I was soloing until a Revenant showed up. We're fighting it together. And people are asking for events on the map. So I tell people the Champ Troll is up. Of course, talking while fighting is a bad idea and I'm taking damage. Thinking it's okay. This girl will pick me up if I go down. And I go down and she doesn't pick me up. Until I'm fully dead, at which point I figure it's best to just waypoint out and come back. Since it's moderately close. Takes me about 30 seconds to load back in.
In those 30 seconds, she dies to the troll. And now it's back at full HP
Well, not NOW. But before I started the story. I killed it after I got back. My sin was assuming any level of competence. And telling people that they can come and get their Daily SF Event finished.
Kirara
I want to try to do something to relax because I'm incredibly stressed out but I can't because I don't know when or if maintenance is showing up today.
TN !PcAPtAiNJo
>>262643 that is the worst thing ever waiting for a service that may or may not come you should get a 5% discount for every hour wasted like that
Kirara
Maintenance is free at my apartment community because it's kind of upscale. All I really want is some kind of queue or something.
When I needed my garbage disposal fixed, it only took them an hour to get over here.
All maint requests go directly to the maint team via an online form.
FormerRei@mobile
>>262647 Call your landlord and complain about the lack of communication from the maintenance team.
Kirara
Complaining can't do anything. This is the system mandated by the corporation which owns this apartment community. It's one of 50 or so properties and they all are managed the same.
I bet it's something dumb like JIRA support tickets
Kirara
>>262650 Why should I waste my time doing something stressful that has no chance of reducing my stress whatsoever when what I want to do is get this done so I can destress?
FormerRei@mobile
>>262652 Okay sure, with that attitude I guess. But there is almost certainly someone somewhere whom you could contact that is at the very least able to contact someone who can get in contact with the maintenance team.
Kirara
Yes, there is. Do you know what contacting them will do? Nothing.
What I'm telling you is that calling and complaining will not help. If you think you know more about my situation than I do, please feel free to insist on making the same recommendation over and over, though.
FormerRei@mobile
>>262654 Well, I guess complaining is the wrong word. But yeah sure. I'll fuck off about this I guess.
sk
They'll definitely send someone to fix it a few days before a cat5 hurricane plows through the neighborhood ripping buildings from the ground and throwing them around the area
Oh yeah, there's a thing on Thursday I'm planning on going to that will be hood for networking/job finding stuff. *good
Anno
its all hood
Kirara
ICE can now use DACA recipients' info to find them and deport them. Hours after ending DACA, Trump proclaims that he has "great love" for Dreamers.
>>262664 It was a law that allowed children that were brought here illegally to stay here. There are people in their 20s, working jobs, that are now at risk of being deported despite having lived here their entire lives.
sk
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DACA
sk
Oh the dreamers thing?
Are they like not citizens?
Wh... why wouldn't you just make them citizens instead of giving them a fucking indefinite second class citizen status?
What the fuck Obama
Kirara
there are like 800k Dreamers that ICE can now track down and deport
Kirara
>>262665 Yeah, DACA allowed people to have the rights of citizens, but not become citizens.
sk
Oh right, the republicans wouldn't let that happen because citizens can VOTE
Dems get all the minority votes, or at least often I think
Kirara
Obama tried to expand it, but he did so illegally, by using executive orders.
The president doesn't get to write the law, so he was sued and the orders were overturned.
Koi-
>>262670 It's part of that whole "Obama couldn't accomplish things even when they had senate majority" thing. They needed 60, they could've had 60, they gave 55.
sk
>>262671 The incompetency of the US government is more or less the best justification for its existence
Kirara
After his election, Obama had two years where the Democrats could do anything they wanted unopposed. The Democrats made very conscious decisions not to do certain things or to delay them. During this time, Republicans were blamed even though they weren't to blame.
As a result, Republicans took the House afterwards.
sk
>>262674 Well of course they wouldn't do anything big, but I'd have thought giving citizenship to like a million immigrants would be a really easy decision for the party priding itself on constantly winning the votes of exactly that demographic
sk
It's not like they can actually introduce some sort of universal healthcare What the hell would they run on next election?
Ya gotta pretend something got in the way every time very conveniently when your goal is power rather than change
Anno
these tables are panera are too high no, scratch that, the seats are too low no, the tables are definitely too high and it's hurting my back to slouch like this -a poem
sk
>>262677 Just remove both and sit on the ground dude
Now we just have to hope that Congress will do something about this before March 5 next year.
sk
Can't wait to see the proud liberals out in full force, letting us all know that if the immigrants are sent home, that means the US loses a valuable source of slave la- I mean, economic contributors
Anno
okay so i'm looking at all these graphs about income vs happiness and a lot of them are showing that happiness tends to peak out around 80k but there are also a lot showing that it just goes straight up perfectly
As in, I don't make shit for money But if I just went to some 3rd world nation and kept my income I'd be like, middle class
Kirara
This guy I know in Tampa, FL says his dad thinks the hurricane is fake news.
Anno
>>262691 is this / really true I hear this shit all the time like a Vietnamese Dong is worth about 0.001 of an American dollar but I go over to vietnam and a small bag of cheetos is like 1000 dongs and in america a small bag of cheetos is like 1 dollars so doesn't that balance out >>262694 nah
sk
>>262693 Yes, different countries have different pricings It's not just the value of the currency, there's a buncha other factors
sk
There's also variation in taxes and subsidies
Being poor isn't universal
Anno
This fucking Panera meal just cost me $14 dollars That's like 14000 dongs
>>262697 >within 24 hours, the runner up POTUS' new thing has more followers than a commie podcast Gee dude Good job I guess but you're setting the bar real low
Anno
it's about time for leggings season
Anno
although shorts were nice this year I am curious as to how shorts are gonna evolve in the summer of 2018 and just how okay we'll be with asscheeks hanging out of every angle of a pair of shorts
Anno
dude what
Anno
republicucks btfo
KiraraKirara
i should make a nice-asshole smart-dumb /moe/ shart
sk
hah the goddamn kakapo naturally selected itself into near extinction, what a legend of a species
Anno
>>262704 What about the peopel -people that are smart but stupid.
GW2 hats are pretty bad. It makes me upset Most light armor head pieces are masks And they're usually ugly. And the ones that are hats hide your hair. so if you have long hair, it's suddenly GONE under your hat and makes you seem bald. >>262788 It's just a glider skin, not an actual profession. So anyone can get it. You could be an Elementalist with a Sword in the new expansion. Or even without it, their most useful Elite skill is FIERY GREATSWORD
Anno
I love my classmates in my Biology class I don't want to switch lab partners at the 3 week marker
>>262791 i'm sorry I'm just lashing out because I'm insecure about feeling left out of the party for not recognizing the population of my favorite imageboard
>>262796 your attempt at getting into gw2 is lacking how much is it anyhow has buncha dlc ferr it i bet too?
sk
Wouldn't anarchism kinda put me in chaotic good? It's a weird category, right, cause you'd have to go against the law on principle, and the principle has to be good?
Kirara
>>262801 some character from bakuon he was like obsessed with that show when i made the chart and didn't know who else to use for him
>>262802 I'm not trying to get anyone to play anything. I just found it cool. The glider itself costs 500 gems, which is microtransactions or roughly... 150 gold? I don't remember how much the game costs
Every couple weeks, the government sends me an email titled "We were notified that your enrollment has changed" to terrify me.
Koi-
>>262824 dunno I wonder that as well. Heart of Thorns is a really hard game though. Like... Core Game wasn't shit. HoT was "fuck you, fuck that, fuck this, y'all are trash"
TN
i was thinking like "maybr if it is 30-40€ for the whole shit" but seems like it is much more oh well
Samu 🍁 !KW2DbpWwls
!!jalapeno cheddar armor rack~~
Kirara
i guess no maint today
TN
>>262826 if gov sends me this i'd be scared it could mean 1-2 months in forest digging trenches
Koi-
I'd probably just recommend base game + PoF You can probably beat the base game before Path comes out. Beating both base AND HoT would be challenging. >>262833 Yeah, you can solo every... oh shit, no lol. You can reliably solo everything EXCEPT the final fight against Zhaitan. Well, you PROBABLY can solo Zhaitan but I'm sure it's pretty difficult.
>>262831 Here it just means they want me to start paying my student loans if they say I'm no longer enrolled in school
TN
>>262834 yerr more fucked then i'd actually have fun if i was ordered to partake in additional military training it is aftetall just toying war without all the discipline buölshit for few weeks up to few months
TN
>>262832 maybe i should do that did gw2 still have necro?
Koi-
Yeah. Necros are pretty good, I don't remember how good they are to level though. I only used mine to farm bags in Edge of the Mists by making people fall off the edges.
TN
this bed is too wiiide >>262837 or maybe that one antimage class summoner was it
Koi-
? In GW1, there were Mesmers who had counter skills like that. They're still in GW2 but they're kinda different. They're more on the illusion side rather than the counter punishment type they used to be, although they still have that with Confusion.
TN
mesmer yeah that
TN
though what would be most tenshi class? also can you still dualclass?
Koi-
nope. no dual classing. most tenshi class is probably Elementalist but they don't get Sword until Path of Fire. With
sk
>>>/@SenSanders/905189327218638853 That's kinda worrying, man He had to specify both that he meant decisions by presidents and only those made in modern history
Kirara
almost time to fight Jaffar, Nino, Lloyd, and company
>>262849 the fact that bernie thinks this is worse than genocide?
Koi-
With the weaver specialization.
Anno
cleanup on aisle doushio
TN
daca?
sk
>>262850 When's the last time the US engaged in genocide?
in yemen, we're doing it through another country mainly, though we do help with the genocide there pretty frequently
Kirara
some argue that we're committing genocide in north korea as well by creating coalitions to make sure they don't eat
Kirara
we're also funding several terrorist organizations that engage in genocidal behavior either directly or indirectly and have been doing so for quite some time
sk
I guess he made single decision That or he's just sold out
sk
meant* not made
Kirara
it's most likely that bernie doesn't recognize those as genocides
sk
Actually, the likely reason is something DC talked about in the latest episode People generally don't consider other places on the planet real
The US and most of Europe is kinda "our guys", but like Yemen? Yemen is just a place you hear about on the news
>>262883 Litterally nothing I drink a quarter of a gallon at my work everyday
Anno
/moe/ I really can not tell you how AT PEACE i feel in this panera bread right now what a magical place
sk
what even is panera? A place? A type of food? >>262888 oooh, like uh chipotle or whatever >>262890 Yeah but are you managing them now?
Anno
>>262887 the ubiquitous bakery-cafe >>262889 NO IT'S NOT LIKE QUIZNOS BUT WORSE AT ALL It's more like a starbucks, but with warm colors in all the interior design and a bakery section with sandwiches and soups
>>262887 soon I think my dad is late to the party but he wants to Airbnb the rooms in our brooklyn house.
Anno
>>262887 nah nah nah you're thinking of PANCHEROS common misunderstanding Pancheros serves mexican food, Subway style Panera serves bakery/cafe stuff, rich white people style
Kirara
but landlords die
sk
Yeah they're in for a rough time if and when the big R rolls around I doubt it'll be an even distribution though
Anno
Airbnb sounds like a uncool concept to me well, any bnb really inviting strangers into you're house OR spending the night at a stranger's house
sk
I thought airbnb was like, some sorta air travel thing for a good while
Koi-
>>262896 >don't get into strangers cars >don't meet random people on the internet
We build entire industries on uncool concepts.
Kirara
airbnb sounds so cool i want to do it someday i might in october depending on how badly the hurricane wrecks me
Anno
>>262898 well, to be fair meeting random people on the internet is still widely considered uncool much moreso than bnbs and taxi/uber services but i get what you mean, yeah
sk
Why even own the mop if you can get the surplus value anyway
Anno
I once spent the night with a girl at her airbnb while she was staying in my city I don't know how uncool that would've been with the bnb person
sk
How expensive is it to run uber anyway? The server costs have gotta be real high
Koi-
I am still INCREDIBLY entertained by that speech from that Uber person. literally why
Anno
>>262903 They do run a lot of info through their shit Driver and client location, with CONSTANT live tracking what a fucking investment it must have been to even start Uber
sk
million dollar idea uber, but for healthcare
sk
No but actually though That's not a terrible idea
Just hook up docs and patients Screw the employers