Thread #22730

>>22734 →
i have no idea
that's such a bizarre res

Might be intentional troll

apparently the official BDs were released in that resolution

night

day
I want my lightshow back

I have a problem with the word "demonstrably"
I also say "demontratably" which isn't a word

Demonstrably is not really a word that gets much use.

I hear it used with moderate frequency

I guess it is how you understand the word
if you use it as a synonym for "explained", I guess one would use it more.
For me it would be like, "as I demonstrated with this test/video/etc."
Saying it after running a demo of sorts.

The meaning of demonstrably is "in a way that is clearly apparent"

but my problem is that i just always use a non-word for it instead of the actual word for some reason

Quod erad demonstratum

>>22745
Lel
maybe change your lexicon

Oh wow, my bro was really sleeping
I guess he still sleeps 12h+ at times.

Oh shit, that snowstorm that slammed the north was named NICO

NICO NICO NII MOTHERFUCKER
YOU UNDERESTIMATED THE SMILES

>is that a snake or a pile of shit?
>It's a hat
what a thumbnail

>>22750
wow

>>22749
This snowstorm was pretty lame to be honest.
I think we had some delays and closures the other day though so maybe I'm just removed from the larger effects.
Shoveling wasn't terrible since my dad did most of it before I woke up.

I hope there's a really big snowstorm during spring break
i'll go to new york and get snowed in and it'll be great
not that i'm planning on going to new york during spring break

all of my FBI trips got cancelled
thanks trump

>>22749

>Rehabilitate
>Heavenly Light
>Live to Serve
wow, Wrys is really good.

>>22753
Wow really?
on what basis

>>22754
haha

>>22756
"unneccessary"

Maybe he bears a grudge for them not killing hillary

Well, he's sort of anti-native american and we're doing stuff for native americans

We'll probably get funded again later this year or maybe next year

It is weird to be "make america great again" and then be hostile towards part of your population...

That's not weird at all lol

The federal hiring freeze is keeping my brother from going forward with the FAA training.
We have all been had.
>The presidency never affects anyone

>>>/watch?v=s7KnAd9AM1o

>>22763
It's going to DESTROY my school's stats for internship matching too
and cost a few 10 or so people a couple $20,000 or so

>>22763
Oh yeah, that was another idiotic thing he did

Maybe someday we'll be free from this unending horror that is our modern day lives.

I'm not looking forward to dying any time soon.
But it happens.

LET'S ALL ESCAPE TRUMP BY DYING

>>22768
Didn't quite mean this mortal coil but I guess that would work.

recently i've been becoming a fan of CNN's Jake Tapper

I solo'd tiamat omega like 3 times so she got mad and ruined me

Google translating pictures has been helping me learn how to read Japanese.

are you superior nippon now

not quite
not yet
mada dame yo

>buying anything

Just do what Blind does and buy textbooks

I use my phone and scan through things.
And now I clearly remember more letters than I did before.

purchase your freedom

I get bothered when two things are the same sound though.

...oh man. Pixiv has a Takagi-san contest
OH MAN

AHHHH I'M NOT JAPANESE ENOUGH FOR THIS.
IT'S NOT FAIR. THIS IS LIKE... THE BEST BREAK EVER
The magazine that Takagi is featured in is having a contest.
You have to make your own 16 page Takagi-san chapter.
And the winner GETS TO DRAW FOR THE MAGAZINE.

Do one without text

Have fun blue.

Getting noticed by the mangaka would be great

black gaijin published in japanese manga

>Now, it is also nominated for "Manga Grand Prize 2017" which picks the most interesting manga at this moment and it is a topic.
Takagi truly is one of the best

If it's so good, why have I procrastinated starting it for DECADES?

I put off Eva for an actual decade and it's apparently a classic so I guess it makes sense.

Keaton in FE:Fates is really good.
If he weren't so furry, he would be awesome.

I should continue playing fates, I barely started

Roll the dice

Somehow it feels like I actually slept for the first time this year.

wow

oh look it's you

niles and mozu are a weird couple but i like it

Hey Kirara, remember this area

Vaguely. Below Ladylake?

no wait
that map reminds me of that desert place

it is that place, yeah

It wasn't in ruins so I assumed it was the wind trial tower from the outside.
But Iw as wrong

times sure do change

Yup

One thing that's pretty nice about Berseria is that the main cast each have their own theme.
That hasn't been a thing since like Symphonia.

This was a really weird image to look at.
My eye was guided towards the yellow part under the skirt and the green hair and my mind registered it as Koishi.

>>>/watch?v=ZmEXIo3zGoI
It's weird how people who say something against CNN always have mysterious connection errors directly following it

>>22809
You're a koishi addict you need help

no but seriously it's like if the image was upside down, it would look like her head.

It's like a head of hair but without the head.

I'm seeing it, but no dude

I don't really expect anyone to see it, it was just incredibly weird.

You're a
KOISHI
ADDICT

>>22817
i've got another confession to make

the best the best

the world is a vampire

if you become a vampire do you just like automatically get a cool castle
or do you have to like build up necks and then get one gifted to you once you reach the master true ancestor class

i think you have to get one gifted to you or steal one

I wonder if Berseria's final dungeon is any good.
I want another Vesperia final dungeon
That shit was great.
>>>/watch?v=EXt1aIxYanI

i just want a nice castle and a bunch of thrall slaves to cook me up some tomatoes

PAN cake.

Oh right, I never did Alisha's DLC arc in Zestiria.
Whoops

she

she becomes a lawyer or something
who even knows she's like a nothing character who even is she

she gets lots of time in the anime
entire episodes dedicated to her suffering

She's a character who is best depicted suffering.

why is she nonexistent in the game

>>>/watch?v=nFKbC1FpkOg
This theme is cool
>>22832
Because they realized Rose was better

She put the Miss in misdemeanor
when she stole the beans from lima
tell me
Where
in the world
is
Carmen Sandiego

>leo, go persuade the prisoner to join us
>If there's anything I'm good at, it's talking to people!
>persuasion failed

I POSTED IT AGAIN

why

Because I wanted to

Guessing from the poster, there will be a big score on Wick's head, which is why everyone wants to kill him, explaining the guns.

didya watch the latest youjo yet?

nop

I want to see Neo and Morpheus hanging out and shooting guns at people.
Just like old times.

>realisation #1 I have 2klicks to nearest store
>realisation #2 I have a bus that goes from practically front door to shop's front door

Crossover where Youjo-verse is NW from Overlord after Ainz goes into a milennia long sleep

Hahaha it is possible

Who would even win
Is the cursed orb holy damage?

Ainz the guy who can actually throw nukes
and insta gib people with heart grasp

Dude imagine dark young spell on the Dakian forces
ABSOLUTE MAYHEM

Dnno, it would've just killed them all for the summoning fee

yeah but there'd be SO MANY
600K dudes, man

Hey, it killed MORE in the book, and ainz deemed "that was maximum amount"
and it awsn't 600k it was 50k

Not more than 600K?

No he said it was the highest amount he'd seen
Cause nobody had ever gotten that in Yggdrasil

Much like Enri's horn, there are some things that never actually happened in the game world
But they're still in the mechanics

I mean, the spell had more than 200k to feed on and it only killed 70k or so

It might scale up in how many more it needs
Or yeah, maybe 5 is max

But at the same time, it kinda goes 10-15k people or 10-15k people of 5-15lvl mooks to get enough sacrifice juice for it to work

It's an unbelievably strong spell though
It's a deathspell AoE that also summons lovecraft horrors

So maybe it could go up to 10+ orm ore, but you'd have to kill like 10k lvl 20-50s?

How did the game devs expect you to ever use that to max though
50K players is insane enough to even find, much less be able to cast a spell on everyone

Dnno, maybe they just never added an upper limit to it
jsut "X amount of Juice to summon 1 ad infinitum"

>>22864
I think it usually gets used on summoned and dungeon npcs more than players

also this

a black female nazi

How would Shives handle that situation?

I mean of course he'd just walk away because he's way too much of a pussy to actually throw a punch himself
But hypothetically

Nazism oppresses both women and blacks so they can symphathise it, but hey can't be proper nazies
>>22871
basically

INTERNALIZED NAZISM

I think that would be the "logic"

I'm still not sure what these satchels are
Ammo?
Mana pouches?

they house the proper magic flying engine
similiar how the scandis had skiis and french flew on ponies

Oh, that makes sense I guess

Basically the gem is the core, and the machinery is what enables the aircraft like flying.
Without it they can just float and shit

Kinda like in SW, they can actually fly with brooms and shit, but the magi engines makei t just that much more efficient
And I think it increases their physical abiltiy too

The french so far have the shittiest design
I mean, they are HUGE targets.
skandis and germans are much harder to hit

The skis are fucking ridiculous

>>22878
>get shot down
>skis are still intact
>ski back
>need to hide down
>use engine as skis
it can be thought of that way

It still looks fucking stupid

and how they actually flew like downhill skiing

dead moe

35% of americans still don't know the ACA and Obamacare are the same

Lel

#imfey (✨)

Hmm I can see them taking jutland, but the islands and the "tip" of sweden too?
...
internets pls

But the tip indeed.

Scandi resistance saikou

Denmark don't count cause fuck denmark

Also, since germany controls the jutland strait, I doubt the Kiel channel exists in that world

"triple entente"
I get it
an entente of the three nordic countries, but I guess they lost denmark and are butthurt over it
more like a normal entente now.

so it is like Triple Entente of Scandinavia, similiarly how United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
and we cll it just UK

>survives world war
>dies 30-40yo from second hand smoking caused lung cancer

boop

Bop bop

Cowboy Boopbop bop

The great boop

I have no mouth but I must boop

The boop must go on.

The birds and the boops.

The boop heard around the world

In the beginning there was boop

Boop and grind

Give me one word to manually type and then I'll let auto suggest finish the sentence for me

Have

Have you ever wanted to ;ggggffffff
It tucked up
This firmware update auto correct on somehow

some of my lundia pieces have been with me for a long while.

Have a great day. I am not sure if you are not the intended recipient, you can also be used to be a good time to time.

hiccups
help
tasukete

>>22908
The first map in kancolle is like
Mega ultra hard
Good luck

Is it?
I heard this was this year's softball event.

>>22912
Oh, it's a killer!

Doubt.
Neither of the new boats are very cute are exciting though.
I'm interested to see what the new subs will look like though.

This seems like a take it easy event, which is fine, I'll just continue to stockpile for the hard one that Enterprise will be featured in.

>>22915
Yeah but she's an ugly tomboy. Tiny hats are reserved for cute ladies, not ugly tomboys.

Top hat.

You don't even know if she's a tomboy you jerk

First map is so hard I can't even kill the boss

>>22916
She looks like one.
She's not cute.

She's cuter than the yuugumo somehow

>>22917
On kuso mode?

>>22919
The new yuugumo is pretty cute, I like her smug smile and her hair.

tophats?

can be used as trash cans

>>22920
Yeah I can't even hit her!

Well, as per usual, I won't be sortieing until the last map is out so I can know the full deal with shiplocking.
This will be a take it easy event for me though, as it's not that exciting.

>>22925

>>22926

>>22927
you're in luck. there were two today.

>>22929

look at this guy

A hammoc would be nice

The weather is so nice today.
It's so mild and cloudy.

iyd gtrrxinh
its freezing

>>22934
You only feel that way because you're too far north.
The weather is great here today.

He's not much further than me and it's pretty mild here.

>Feels like -20
Hah hah hah it's 3C here.
Suck it.

3C is still pretty cold.
It's like 50 or 60 degrees here, it's nice.

Nah, that's light jacket weather at best.

It's 22c here.

Light jacket weather is too cold.
I want to wear a T-shirt.

Which I can at this termperature.
And it's cloudy too, which is nice because my eyes have been really light sensitive the past couple of days.

it's really nice here right now

im about to walk up to the store in a tshirt and shorts

Quite warm there or are you just doing it cause you can?

MINUS
NINE

I'm going to go for a walk soon.
I'll wear a t-shirt.

fuuck
spotify update might've screwed over my getaround to stupid phone hardware limits

>>22937
that fucking e-mail
I bet I would type that wrong every fucking time.

I'm back!
Welcome back, me!

Deportation squads are a go, it seems, from twitter posts
He's actually doing it, the absolute madman

>>22951
Who's back?

>>22953
Yuu

who

Who doesn't like wordplay very much, I think.

yo squid ink noodles are some good shit

So two locks, but E-2 looks like a map I probably can't get by with using a team of exclusively B-listers.
I probably need to wait for E-3 to be out to start.

>>>/watch?v=XxS603NhdBs

Looks like E-2 is a transport map though, so I can probably come up with a pretty barebones team for that and still get it cleared pretty quickly.

my kitty has been sore and grumpy lately because she's an old grandma kitty
so i gave her some chicken livers and shrimps and she got so excited and gobbled the whole thing up and now she's a snoozy comfy kitty

>>22914
Tophat is okay.
New Yuugumo has fucked up hair

>>22961
ive only tried black bean noodles

Valentine's wife.

>>22966
I like it.

egh, I dunno. I guess it's a girl thing but it looked ridiculous.

>>22969
can you do me a favor and transcribe this for me real quick
>>>/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

sup?
>>22970
...
Should I keep the stutter intact?

By the way Rika E-1 is piss easy
Just sub it

>>22971
haha

I can't imagine having to transcribe kids with stutter.
Even if you have to leave it out, what parts are you even keeping in?

I should eat.
I've been reading a bad manga about boys that dress like girls but are actually rocks and fight weird invaders from the moon.

[unintelligible]

>>22975
you haven't read one punch man before now?

>>22975
le wut

Thank you past TN
I knew I would soon ache to reread wheel of time, so I had the foresight to pack the first volume of the series so that it was easily reachable

>>22969
I thought you liked pony tails!

>>>/watch?v=szUJSXBjpJM

Wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

I'm back from exercising.

exorcising

Did you get a good workout?

Would be cool to be a catholic excorcist
though, most likely you would never actually do anything cool, just dismiss crazies

>>22988

>>22986
Yes, I'm pleased with it.
I did 3 miles, alternating between jogging and walking.
My knee didn't act up at all.
I'm going to get back into my old routine.

get back in the old poutine

3-kyuu
#almostdan

KonoBi is better than I expected
But not really that entertaining

wow I just had an elaborate series of dreams
one where I was slowly realizing I was schizophrenic and there were things haunting me
then a dream within a dream
then a situation where I had to break it to my parents that I would need treatment
then this weird cat-supervision scenario outside my therapist's house
all while questioning the nature of reality

that was a gauntlet

>water temple
fffffffffffffff

List of games where water temple was a fun, engaging experience:

Twilight Princess?

Yo I liked the water temple
also majora's mask, except the one time I got a crash in it
a majora's mask crash is devastating
>>22999
swimming around in pipes as a zora, turning on power and water wheels and shit

i dont remember the majora's mask water temple
what was it again

oh there were the FUCKING currents that kept fucking you up
yeah fuck that one

what if zelda was a girl?

#ICERaids

The water graphics completely blew my mind when I was a kid
this was one of my first 3D games too
i think I spent hours just messing around in the pools of water in the overworld and zora's domain
splish splash
>>23004
yeah I mean in oot

how did you not play oot before majora's mask

>>22994
But what can it MEAN??

>>23005
i don't know man! it freaked me out

at one point I was hallucinating a girl who kept trying to wrestle and kiss me
maybe I will find love in a strange place

Hallucinations where you're on the verge of consciousness are where I see all the crazy stuff.

>>23008
crazy stuff eh

>>23008
same

>>23007
Perhaps you have a subconscious desire to be abused and dominated

>projecting

>>23011
oh as a kid I definitely wanted to be dominated by a girl
not abused though
ah, youth

>>>/watch?v=UKJ8BUkMxcU

ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｉ　ｃｈａｎｇｅ　ｉｔ　ｔｏ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｖｖｖｖｖｖ　ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｈｉｆｔ

doesnt matter honestly
just keep it

it might work on a phone in that scenario
but idk if phones use the same keycodes as pcs do
probably do why wouldn't they

oh right
forgot about that

facts are fun
facts are fun
ｆａｃｔｓ　ａｒｅ　ｆｕｎ

>>23013
I'm sure one day you'll find your very own seven-foot giantess mistress to love.

>>23020
oh god no deviantart pls
>tfw giantess is a popular oculus demo theme
i'm surrounded by them

sweden has really tall women

>>23021

>>23021
>>23023
Strange times we live in.

>>23025
times when cartoon animators have surprising influence on a child's sexual preferences
rick and morty noooo

totally spies

>>23027
there was a giant woman cartoon?
weird shit you shew kids
>>23028
I never watched that show

>>23030
there were a lot of shows where people got shrunk down to be itty bitty

>>23030
Totally Spies is a show that could potentially given someone any fetish
/co/ always has threads where people just post innocuous webms or gifs of scenes from the show and it's like, damn, so that's where that came from.

Ban it
>>23031
weirdos

and every cartoon copied the same tropes from each other
if your cartoon didn't have an episode where say
uhhh
everyone you know is replaced by a clone of you
if you didn't have that then you weren't a REAL cartoon

or an episode where a main character was the only human left on earth

>>23031

There wasn't a thread >>23032 like this there unfortunately
would've been interesting to see that

>>23036
we have to go smaller
red blood cells next stop

Anatomy park here we come

Just how many sexual perversions is the Magic School Bus responsible for?

aha
i totally missed out on this show

Jesus

>>23037
post this webm and say "what fetish did you get from totally spies" and they will flock to you

>>23043
Meh
>>23041
Holy shit!

but yeah totally spies had everything
body swapping, genderswapping, possession, bondage, feet, murder, skintight suits, fat shit, all kinds of stuff

So that is the show that ruined our generation.

Why did you include murder in that list of fetishes?

yuu be lurking this thread all like ಠ_ಠ

>>23047
Hello Rika!

what fetishes did even stevens give you

being divided

zootopia is accelerationism

Hello.
I don't remember that show.
I don't think I watched much TV as a kid though because I don't remember really watching a lot of cartoons.

i mostly have no idea what anyone's talking about with cartoons except that i've seen images posted and discussions on them a lot

It was like, a latenight Cartoon Network show.
But not Adult Swim.
The kind of show that aired right after Toonami.

I mostly remember watching the same damn episodes over and over and being like "i don't even like this one" but stayed the course

i watched draggin ballz and sailor me
that's about it

sailor me

You're all wrong.
You get up every morning for CHEESE TV
6:30 - Digimon
7:00 - Pokemon
7:30 - Dragon Ball Z.

And if your brothers aren't around you can stay after Dragon Ball to watch Sailor Moon... But only to make fun of it of course.

in 20 years will i be crochety and complaining about the minecraft generation

>>23059
You have to get up at 5:00. Freakazoid is at 5:30, Gigantor is at 5:00.

10 pm eventually
Might be late as Blind has not told me when she gets off work yet

>>23059
>no, i dont watch anime or anything. my favorite shows are pokemon and
some other one i can't remember
kids were so adamant that pokemon was not an anime, but a cartoon

>>23061
>>23059
Lel, watching cartoons sure is serious business

>>23062
oh no!
>>23064
I used to watch Freakazoid with my dad every morning.

>>23064
Too fuckin' right it is.

>>23065
freakazoid and animaniacs were p good

>>23054
one of the safest cultural touchstones

freakazoid is actually the best cartoon ever

wtf is a touchstone anyway

a stone used to identify metals or something

man i never watched freakazoid or half these cartoons
i think we only had basic cable
there were all these cartoons friends watched that i coveted

freakazoid is from the glorious age of cartoons that you think are funny as a kid and then you watch it as an adult and you realize what they were actually talking about
like commentary of bill clinton's nuclear arms policies
and it's like oh shit that's pretty funny

animaniacs did a lot of that too
wasn't freakazoid just a segment of animaniacs though

freakazoid was in animaniacs but had a full 22 minute show with like 8 seasons

If you got up too early for cartoons, the channel would show women's aerobic classes on loop for hours.
Sometimes I'd watch it while I waited.

Maybe that caused some sort of deep inward desires. I might have a thing for spandex and giant inflatable balls and not even know it yet.

OH RIGHT
Reboot, also
that was my jam

>>>/watch?v=w2KxMXZrj38

>>23055
Oh, no wonder I have no knowledge of it.

>>23073
haha wow

>>23077
ｗａｒｎｉｎｇ
ｉｎｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｇａｍｅ

>>23081
>What?! We can't just delete a WHOLE MEGABYTE
god bless the '90s

>>23078
internet? in MY cartoons?

>>23083
>>>/watch?v=6DW5IWgSx1w

freakazoid was super ahead of its time
started airing in 95!

>>23073
the age when the people making shows realised, that most likely the parents are also watching the tv

spielberg should have just exclusively made cartoons
way better than his movies

>>23084
oh god is that who i think it's supposed to be

>>23087
high probability of yes

>>23086
agreedo

>>23084
I wonder how large a yield that big nuke would actually have

>>23089
im watching some scenes from animaniacs now and i don't know how the hell any kid was supposed to be able to enjoy this
like i wouldn't know who the hell jerry lewis is
the joke of entire segment would be ruined

is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?

>>23091
right? but the jokes you /// kids could get like dropping an anvil on someone were somehow good enough for people to love them

Kirara help.

pretty as // sure as a kid i ignored all but the most accessible dialogue and zeroed in on physical humor and body language

>>23094
with

>>>/watch?v=xWQX47spGr0

>>23095
no wait that was me yesterday

>>23096
MALEVOLENCE

>>23099
they look like they can handle it
>>23097
haha

>>23097
how eloquent
nice weighting on the animation

those are the ingredients of a hotdog

what did we make hash?

hash...map?

haha i remember this fondly from my kidhood
>>>/watch?v=9rGRrFpY-OQ

a war down south in dixie

Everything is fucked send help Kirara

>>23107
they're just dancing

Ban all spiders

Spidersmoothie

May have to start using spoiler images!

thin spindly legs everywhere

>>23111
do you know when you're picking up blind yet

oh snap it's mario maker time

>>23114
She hasn't replied yet, no
It shouldn't be any later than 10 though

hai~

What's blind doing?

She's at work
ToN might be a little late because he has to pick her up

Enjoy news articles coming up

???

Immigrant raids happening
Right now
>>23123
Oh they have?
I haven't seen anything about them, even from TYT

It seemed to be flaring up on twitter now

oh those have been happening for over a week though

immigrant raids?

Well I'm gonna go sleep
It's late

>>>/@Scott_Gilmore/830234261005426688

it's pretty messed up and scary

it's straight out of a novel or something

Are you a jew?

>>23129
it could be an entire literary genre

Illegals out reee

Actually going now

carl sagan is doing mario 64 instead of mario maker this week
here comes the spaghetti
https://www.twitch.tv/carlsagan42

Here we goooo

>>23127
>>23128
but is it really immigrants and not just illegals
anyhow still messed up, door kicking is never right unless the people isnide are doing something actually harmful
or rather actively

>illegals
you mean undocumented right

illegals they are
I don't mince words

well, i tried

gotta find who put my dad in jail

gotta find out who spilled my da

>Reply from Blind
>"Now."

oh god this is gonna take hours

this spaghetti isn't even cooked
he's just carrying raw spaghetti around

it's not even out of the packet yet

Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in.

shit i aint heard the postal service in years

he's gonna run out of lives haha

hahaha

holy shit ahahaha

oh god

geass?

happy feet?!

cthulhu >>23153 →

im sp00ked

Jesus christ I have baby-like proportions
Small hands
Big head
Short arms
Narrow shoulders
Fucking manlet
I was made SPECIFICALLY to make others feel good about their own appearance

that's a lot of self-hate

carl has an intriguing mix of clutch speedrunner strats and pure unadulterated spaghetti

he just needs to stand on a pillar and wait haha
he's doing it such a hard way

I could've hung out with my best friend today
Or played nioh which I just rented today
Or gone to this party
But noooooooo
I had to spend some quality time with the family
And have my shoes get made fun of
And watch them encourage my baby nephew scream at the top of his lungs at the mall
today was a NET LOSS

>>23184
Sorry to hear that, friend.
Family time is suffering.

>renting games
you can still do that?

DAY OFF DESU

Time to do whatever the fuck I want.

Loaf around and do nothing and produce nothing of worth?

>>23196
My idea of perfection.

>finally, a day off!
>do nothing all day and feel bored
fuck
in december i saved up money to go to vegas and de-stress from work, but while i was there, the whole time i was hoping the company was doing fine without me and wishing i had a laptop with me so i could work

when was the last time you felt totally at ease

I get short bursts of them before I remember again all the pressing shit I should be doing, and the ever advancing hand of the clock.

>>23200
I'm sure they appreciate your work ethic and concern for the company.

But man.. I was so tired it too my two tries to get up the front-door steps last night.
I need a day to recharge.

>14 months off
>two weeks on
>bitching about being overworked

moon donation pogchamp

hue hue

What is the worst injury /moe/ has ever received on a job site?

heatstroke in military probably

or happen to someone else that you saw
>>23222
What are you even meant to do against heat-stroke? just water and rest?

eating something crunchy with braces on

>>23224
go to the hospital and be put on like six IVs

>>23220
I've cut myself ripping open the hard/sharp crush of a bread bowl

>>23225
That's just disgustingly irresponsible.

I still get PTSD

>>23220
Probably when I was working at a Tim Hortons and accidentally poured scalding-hot water on my hand when I was trying to make someone's tea.

I need

oh I once froze my ear while walking to work in a snowstorm
but that's not the jobsite
that and fell off my bike in the rain

What is it with people who are alright with mediocre paying jobs that they enjoy?
I gotta take care of my parents when they get old, man

yeah that's what i'm already doing
thankfully my mom's got disability, but i still give her some each month

>>23237
Why can't parents just die at a preset age

>>23220
Papercuts.
Pretty bad papercuts though.

does a streamer's income come more from subscriptions or donations?
are the donations streaming across what has been donated this session alone?

>>23238
logan's run?
>>23241
my guess would be donations
some streams get mad donations per stream

>>23226
brutal.
>>23227
how deep?

Reminds me of a story I heard of some high school kid cutting boxes at pizza hut and nicking an artery and bleeding out.
Maybe that was just an urban myth though.

>>23245
Oh. You pussy. You belong with >>23239

>>23242
Not familiar with the term

>>23243
Like 1 milimeter deep

>>23242
some, yeah, but i mean someone like
well carl's got 2600 that's a lot of viewers
i didn't think he was quite that popular

>>23243
Sorry I haven't Inju Injured myself more at work

apparently subscribers net a dollar or two per month to the streamer depending
i think a full time streamer would exceed that quickly with donations

>>23249
As you well should be.




Doesn't Twitch take a massive cut of any Streamers income anyway?

like 73 bucks in donations so far, then, unless it's in the last hour or something and not in the whole session
but the 15+ donations are kind of anomalous
i'd guess it's like 15-35 per streaming hour with donations with someone on carl's level, with probably exceptional occasions where you get some big donaters

but there's a good bit of more work to it than just your streaming hours i'd say
doesn't seem like a terrible gig but a lot of streamers that i personally know usually get fewer than like 20 viewers and might get like one 10 dollar donation per session

pretty sweet gig for the top streamers
but yeah must be a lonely grind for everyone else

You still need to produce a lot of content.
Even four days worth of six-seven hours sessions is a lot of time spent entertaining people.

>>23261
yeah, being at the top isn't easy
you really have to work hard at promoting to get there
i'm sure many of them spend a decent amount just promoting, either in time or in money
like making youtube highlights of streams is like a full day of editing to make something that's good and presentable
sure you get some youtube revenue from that but not very much, it's more about making your stream seem like a fun place to be, and spending time watching / editing your own stuff gives you a lot of insights into what is keeping people interested in the streams in the first place

it's hard work sure
but it's also jokes and having people watch you be good at games

editing is a ton of work yeah
but hey it's got fun parts too
i miss doing editing in high school
ofc high school projects and a daily thing is a bit different
but hey
once you're good at editing it's a creative endeavour

>>23264
>be good at games
Not necessarily, hoh hoh hoh.

>>23266
`That's why you delegate editing to somebody less famous.

>>23267
heheh
or be good at being bad at games
whatever works
point is, way better gig than being an uber driver

it's just being a good performer
how to extract the entertaining parts out of what's a potentially boring process
unless you're like a pro-level dota player or something, nobody's going to care much to hear your annotation of what's going on or just being too into the game
you gotta make it fun and that's not always real easy to do

Having a good pair of tits goes a long way too.

>>23276
ez mode

>>23276
to be honest, i don't see many female streamers being too successful
there are exceptions, but in general they don't seem to be very charismatic
and it's painfully obvious to the viewers. the viewers tend to gravitate towards the streamers who are more fun
doesn't really matter how fun the game itself is

like i'd enjoy watching someone like carl play super monkeyball, someone who's quite animated and natural
but someone who's just really focused on the game and not really drawing the fun and engagement out for the viewers, it'd be boring as hell

>>23272
yeah it's about making something that's actually really hard seem effortless

>>23282
yeah, that's one successful scenario
that's not exactly what's going on here though haha

>>23280
No. You're right - they never break into the very top teir
But they can still get a sizable following by doing nothing in particular.

gets people in the door
doesn't stand up on its own

ive done some random viewing before
even if i click on it out of interest, if they don't have a really... what's the word
not charismatic, but kind of a magnetic and engaging personality, i just can't really stay
i'd go find something more engaging

i should come up with some novelty twitter bot or automated twitch stream
hmm

>>23298
Just code javascript with your shirt off. People will come.

>>23298
setting up a simple neural net -- well two -- or genetic learning algorithms to play like street fighter 2 against each other and broadcast their learning process over the week or so it'll take for them to learn, that'd probably get people
don't stream for the first three or four days while it's learning what things to cut out, like constantly pausing or not doing anything towards an objective, and then put it up once the basic grind is out and it hits the first learning leap
it'll still suck, but people would start looking back once in a while and you'd get viewer bursts whenever any new levels are achieved and people link what's going on with it on twitter and shit

>>23305
that would be cool to see
too bad street fiGHTER SUCKS

was just an example
chess would be boring to watch
anything 2-player and something actiony enough to enjoy, with quick skill display

heheh i just suck at sf
didn't openAI release that ML playground thing, i wonder if people have packaged that up onto twitch

>>23317
i'd probably go with melee if i were to do it
have it learn some wavedashin and shit
maybe invent new tricks

https://universe.openai.com
this thing

Could you gamble on two AIs fighting? Like which string of code had learned better?

well saltybet already does that
but it's not machine learning i don't think, i think it's just the built-in AI or manufactured AI

Yeah. That's a bit different though. I mean two independently programed AI bots fighting to see which coder had taught them more.

FUCK I KNOW I'M GONNA BE UP UNTIL LIKE 3AM TONIGHT
WHY DO THESE HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

>>23357
i guess you could do that, but that'd be different than what i meant

ok how about an AI which produces a visual representation of its decision process
then stream the game and that split screen

>>23359
life has a way of disappointing. why do you have to be up past bedtime?

>>23361
Might be fun fore CODE NERDS like you. That's a pretty niche market though. Within what's already a niche market.

like the neural net has a bunch of outputs for current train of thought, emotional state, future predictions

>>23361
I like this idea

>>23365
a lot of neural nets already have the visualization of the brain
do you mean that, or do you mean a different representation of it, like how those AI-mario competitions show the red lines of available pathing

>>23361
I saw some clips of someone that did this for an AI machine learning how to complete the first stage of Super Mario World. It's kind of neat seeing the branching successful and failed paths.

>>23368
not like weights or anything raw
something audience friendly

like if the neural net predicts a high amount of danger and a need for finesse, the onscreen face scrunches up
>>23368
>>23369
pathing would be good too
like if it paused the game and then showed little simulations of the different scenarios the AI is predicting
and then the game resumes and you see what actually happens

>>23364
I need to be in bed at a good time
So i don't fuck up my sleep schedule
So i can be in bed at a good time tomorrow
So i can wake up early tomorrow and make it to class
So I don't get automatically failed for being late
So I can do this shit that I don't wanna do
To please people that I've never felt an ounce of care for or from

>>23372
have you watched suckerpinches' learnfun videos?

I haven't masturbated in A WEEK

i'll check em out
>>23378
i'll check you out

>>23380
wait don't yet
i want to watch them with you i want to rewatch them too
>>23378
i don't think i've masturbated in like 14 years

>>23378
Superpowers incoming.

>>23381
Jesus
JESUS
J E S U S
E
S
U
S

>>23380
https://synchtu.be/r/moonnagi
come here i'll put them up
i'm sure we won't miss out on the ending of the race
poop
nevermind then

uh i was just going to flip through a bit

>>23373
>>>/watch?v=LS_9r2-Zjpw
This shit works.
Sometimes.
I used it in MOUNTAIN SCHOOL
>>23395
YOU'RE autistic.

>>23394
This is fucking autistic
Go listen to some jazz you fucking weeaboo

Why don't you go enjoy some more electric swing
And a S m r

>>>/watch?v=xOCurBYI_gY
here's the initial video

>>23396
yeah. well ASMR is ACTUALLY autistic.

But deep beats/ guided meditation isn't the same thing.

>>23401
it's your favorite thing

Ahh.
You got me.
Nothing I like better than sitting at my computer listening to the sounds of somebody cutting my hair
and imagining it's the real thing.

Speaking of which
I need someone to cut my neck open and let me die

There's gotta be some "i slowly kill you" ASMR

I bet there's tons. All lead by some geeky looking hipster girl that people fawn over.

the explanation in the first video is really interesting
plenty of machine learning for games but his is really an interesting one

is there a written version
i'm not a fan of verbal explanations

/spends three hours trying to read his paper

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tom7/mario/mario.pdf
yeah, because it was his thesis

>The Nintendo Entertainment System is probably the
best video game console, citation
not
needed.

is this really a thesis

might not be a thesis, just a publication
it not being that serious isn't new
a lot of major math publications aren't that serious either
maths people have been trolling the academic journals like that for over a century

>>23458
He's a scientist. It must be true.

>>>/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY

The autotune they put his voice through is kind of clunky.

I DON'T like it

wow i'm crying
>>>/watch?v=Y8ROtLdR7Nw
try this

Funny parody !

>>>/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw
What about this one.

wow I remember seeing that in high school

Oh huh, yeah, it has been around since 2007.
It's almost a decade old.

>>>/watch?v=EVt7OJOWZZA

time to join a sleeping fish
bye bye

later

>>23606
sweet dreams

bye bye

The depths I'll sink to to make friends

>For abandoning matches you've been put in a low-priority queue

Fuck me.. Two years is a long time to hold a grudge

Are you playing League to make friends?

hi /moe/

>>23613
BANGERS!
>>23612
Gotta start somewhere...

You should make friends in the superior game (DotA) instead.

i don't think either game is superior
they're both pretty good
dota is actually incredibly unbalanced at the moment
it'll be a while before 7.0 is smoothed over

I've never played League and don't intend to so any things like that I say are solely without grounds and are entirely just for fun.

I don't think I'd call DotA incredibly unbalanced right now though. There's weird power spikes and stuff hidden here and there, but it's not like everything's a chaotic mess.

>>23615
I joined a vidya game club at Uni. And everyone there plays LoL.
Gotta FIT IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.

Make them start playing the superior game.
Become the messiah that converts them all to the One True Faith.

Man..
All my Rune/Mastery pages are gone too.

I haven't even started playing and I'm already getting pissed off.

BANGERS

Who's meta right now?

Monkey King.

depends on the bracket
riki is a hot support pick

>>23621
me
i'm the fucking meta

>>23624
I bet the Koreans are all over you.

mess with bang
eat gochujang

my little brother is fucking with >MFD right now

Wow, MFD is still alive?
Tell him Rika says hi!

Tell him Rika says hi!

i did!
he says hi

Marsh too!
Tell him!

Tell him I say hello, too.

Maybe I can get him to join my LoL team.
He used to play an alright Cait.

i told my little brother to say that he was going to send marsh after you
to mfd
oh shit mfd is here

hello hello

hi pate

>>23636
Pick Lux.
Feed Mid.
Take on the world.

It will be just like old times.

>>23638
league isn't cool anymore
>>23637
hi moon

Hi MFD! Did my minions dutifully say hi?

>>23640
bitch fuck OFF

>>23641
>>23641

I'm in game now.

ears dot png

Time keeps on slippin'
Slippin'

>>23639
That's why it's perfect for me.

y'all niggas

>They've moved the chat box
>don't notice someone else call supp
>Sona mid
>against a champion I've never even heard of

This can only end well.

You got this ez

animegg

yeah, anime soon.
Need just a minute.

What's tonight? Urara was yesterday right?

>>23652
>>>/watch?v=OnqZVcGHFaU

>>23653
Oh shit
Good anime night

>Enemy killing spree

i think this is my favorite song

Bangers. Help me.
This slut won't stop throwing rocks

anime >>23658 →

>>23656
It's one of the better ones on hurtbreak

spring peepers out already
it's a warm night

warm nights are the best

yeah I like warm summer nights.

>>23662
anime

that white guy had long lashes

I'm getting things

s-still the best Sona OCE.


God how I missed this.

The kicker is that Top fed just as hard as me.
So if I had done really well I probably still would have lost the game.

If that isn't the making of FUN I don't know what is.

just a bit rusty

what

what

who
when
where
how
why

colonel mustarde
8:49PM
the lounge
noose
we'll never know

If I'd spent the last twenty minutes reading a book instead of clicking around so the AFK sensor didn't boot me until the forfeit time, I'd be in a better place right now.

Or I could have gone for a run
Called up my Mum
Started my tax returns.

ANYTHING. Instead of sinking time into that bottomless pit of mediocre time wasting.

yeah I don't see the appeal

>>23685
Yeah. I don't think I do either.

>>>/@brandonwardell/830681962998177792

Tilde where are youuu

>>23690
This is why Twitter is replacing conventional news services.

>>23694

>>23686
that's what you get for playing league

I've learned my lesson.

>tfw cool change

>>23721
Mate, I'm always cool.

yeah YOU WISH

I'm in love with the shape of you

>>23728

I wear my sunglasses

>>23730

>>23738

but for real, is it finally cooler down there?

hey rook, you still here?
Wanna watch some anime?

I can do some anime yeah

>>23748
Yeah. Today it rained.

How about you, Bang?
Do you watch demi-chan or urara?

i do but i'm behind

>>23760
just watch it fuck it dude

you can watch the episodes inbetween later

>>23760
they're pretty episodic anyway

i'm making up an excuse
i'm not even behind on demi-chan
but you guys are just gonna be rude to me if i say it's because i'm playing dota with my friends

if you don't wanna just say so man

>>23765
why do you worry about some randos on an imageboard judging you for having fun playing a game you like with your friends
like wtf lol

>>23765
I'm not rude!
What a scandalous accusation, I probably wouldn't have been mean to you!

mhmm

>>23769
heh

>>23800

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GOING BACK IN
I CRAVE THE PAIN
Sign me up for some soloqueue.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

>>23810
marsh no
after all the progress you've made

>>23815
No, but when has that ever stopped me before?
>>23817
Sometimes you need to go backwards to go forwards.

>>23810
hah this guy fell off the wagon

>>23823
Mate, you don't want to see me when I REALLY DO fall off the wagon.

If playing Leeg is the worst vice I pick up then so be it.

>still low priority queue
Fuck off, cunt.
I played last game out when I was 1/10.
That deserves a medal.

>>23827
i fell back into a pretty bad habit myself recently

and what was that?

i can't talk about it on /moe/!

sad to know there's no honest way out

>>23837
If everyone else was as candidly open about their crippling defects as I am the world would be a better place.

>>23831
i hope its not anything bad
bad things are bad

>>23842
i don't mind talking about it but not here!
>>23843
it's kinda bad but don't worry!

>>23844
dont overdo it

>>23844
Hit me up, cunt.
Your bad habits can't be worse than mine.

Please try to control your bad habits.
No self-destructing!

If everybody listened to nee-san no one would have any fun.

Next you'll be telling him not to pass out drunk in the middle of the afternoon on the nature strip between the freeway in front of the shopping mall.

#imfey (u do u)

who the h*ck is fey

>>23847
ok im writing you a meru as we speak
>>23853
ok i will

>>23854
do u even dance naked under the moonlight in the forest bro

>somebody else didn't Accept
>back in low priority for another 10 minutes
This is BULLSHIT.
>>23855
Good stuff.

sent ;)

If it's a virus or hardcore pornography I'm going to be pretty steamed.

it's a few lines of text

I'd be mad if I didn't get a virus or hardcore porn.

i'll send you a 13TB .zip of trap hentai

>>23852
You should listen to me all the time!
I'm super fun too.

ok nee-san i won't go boom

it's all the government's fault for sending me my money back anyways

the government needs to send me my money already

>>23880
oh shit i found another one in my anime screencap folder

anyways they gave me my money back so fast
last year it took a lot longer

ＴＨＥＳＥ　ＡＲＥ　ＷＩＮＫＳ　ＯＦ　ＦＥＡＲ　；　）

>>23892
All winks are good winks.
>>23880
SOCIAL PARASITE

ｏｈ　ｓｈｉｔ　ｉ　ｆｏｒｇｏｔ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｍｅｍｅ　ｍｏｄｅ
ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｆｅａｔｕｒｅ　ｅｖｅｒ　ｓｉｎｃｅ　ｌｉｖｅｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ　

ｗｅ　ｎｅｅｄ　ｔｏ
ｈｍｍ
ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｗｈａｔ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｔｏ　ａｄｄ　ｔｏ　ｌｉｖｅｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ

>>23895
fock u m8
I swear for mine

Sweat too
Dank phone

ｓｗｅａｔ　ｂａｂｙ　ｓｗｅａｔ

Tekusu durauto

>>23898
Needs more Toggle Buttons.
>>23901
>muh bennis

>>23907
I don't understand this post it may be too Australian for me

No. I just misspelled Bennies
Which is slang for benefits.
Which you live off because you are a FUCKING SOCIAL PARASITE.

>>23898
ｗｅ　ｎｅｅｄ　ｔｏ　ａｄｄ　ｌｉｖｅｓｔｒｅａｍｉｎｇ　
ｔｏ　ｌｉｖｅ　ｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ

ｏｐｅｎ　ｕｐ　ａ　ｗｅｂｃａｍ　ｗｉｎｄｏｗ　ｉｎｓｉｄｅ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｐｏｓｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　［ｖｉｄｅｏ］［／ｖｉｄｅｏ］

Ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ　ｉｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｓ　ｏｕｔ

>>23912
I'd stream bang's shitposting live

>>23914
ｉ＇ｄ　ｗａｔｃｈ　

I'd invest all my money in advertising on his stream.

ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｓｐｌｉｔ　ｉｔ　５０／５０

Deal

Well that's your answer, Sammers. This is how you can take your board to the next level - find a way to monetize it

Ｉ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｅｘｔｒａｃｔ　ｔｈｏｕｓａｎｄｓ　ｏｆ　ｄｏｌｌａｒｓ　ｐｅｒ　ｕｓｅｒ　ａｎｄ　ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｑｕｉｔ　ｍｙ　ｄａｙ　ｊｏｂ

>You have gone over your daily limit [30] of /moe/ posts. To continue circlejerking please purchase a Doushio (r) Platinum memebership

Look at this absolute floofer

he looks so soft

>>23926
I'll give you 5 (five) thousand dollars if you can make firefox not suck.

ｆｉｖｅ　ｔｈｏｕｓａｎｄ　（５，０００）　ｙｅｎ？！
ｉ　ａｍ　ｇａｔｈｅｒｉｎｇ　ｒｅｓｏｕｒｃｅｓ

no amount of money could do that

>>23928
ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｄｏｕｓｈｉｏ　ｈａｓ　．ｍｐ４　ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ？　

ill give you 5 million (5,000,000) ikabucks if you make posting on android not hard
the first letter keeps being eaten unless yyou ggo llike tthis

>>23936
Yeah
Has for the whole lifespan of this server

>>23938
ｗｏｗ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｎｅｗ　ａｎｄ　ｉｍｐｒｏｖｅｄ　ｄｏｕｓｈｉｏ　ｉｓ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｃｏｏｌ　ｆｕｔｕｒｅ　ｓｔｕｆｆ　

>>23937
ｙｅａｈ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｈｅ　ｋｎｏｗｓ　ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ　ｗｈａｔ　ｍａｋｅｓ　ｍｅ　ｎｏｔ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｐｏｓｔ　ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｐｈｏｎｅ

ｉ　ｎｅｅｄ　ａｎ　ａｎｄｒｏｉｄ　ｐｈｏｎｅ

ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｍａｔｔｅｒ　ｗｈａｔ　ｖｅｒｓｉｏｎ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ

ｉ　ｍｅａｎ　ａｓ　ｌｏｎｇ　ａｓ　ｉｔ　ｅｘｈｉｂｉｔｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｕｇ

ｉ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｔｒｙ　ｔｏ　ｆｉｎｄ　ｍｙ　ｐｒｅｖｉｏｕｓ　ｐｈｏｎｅ　ｉ　ｂｅｌｉｅｖｅ　ｉｔ　ｄｏｅｓ　
ｈｏｗ　ｍｕｃｈ　ｍｏｎｉｅｓ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｔａｋｅ　ｔｏ　ｓｈｉｐ　ａ　ｐｈｏｎｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｒｏｚｅｎ　ｗａｓｔｅｌａｎｄ　

mm lemme see if it does it on the emulator i use

>>23945
ｏｏｈ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｏｕｎｄｓ　ｐｒｏｍｉｓｉｎｇ

>>23944
ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｔｒｕｓｔｙ　ｈｏｒｓｅｍａｎ　ｏｒ　ｈｏｒｓｅｗｏｍａｎ？　ｔｈｅ　ｊｏｕｒｎｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｂｅ　ｍａｄｅ　ｉｎ　ｗｅｅｋｓ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｐｒｉｎｇ

It's always like fucking 15 degrees in here when I wake up
FUCK

１５　ｄｅｇｒｅｅｓ　ｉｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｃｏｌｄ

It's way fucking cold when it's INSIDE

meow meow meow meow meow meow
hmm i guess it doesnt work on emulators

>>23951
ｉ　ｋｅｅｐ　ｔｈｅ　ａｉｒ　ｃｏｎｄｉｔｉｏｎｅｒ　ｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ａ　ｂｏｘ　ｆａｎ　ｐｏｉｎｔｅｄ　ａｔ　ｍｙ　ｂｅｄ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｌａｎｋｅｔｓ　ｐｉｌｅｄ　ｈｉｇｈ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｉｎｔｅｒ　
ｕｌｔｉｍａｔｅ　ｃｏｍｆ　

>>23948
ｔｈｅ　ｗｉｎｔｅｒｓ　ｂｉｔｉｎｇ　８０　ｄｅｇｒｅｅ　ａｎｄ　ｓｕｎｎｙ　ｃｏｌｄ　ｈａｓ　ｃｌａｉｍｅｄ　ｍｙ　ｈｏｒｓｅｍａｎ＇ｓ　ｂｅｓｔ　ｒｉｄｅ　
ｉｔ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｍｏｎｔｈｓ　ｂｅｆｏｒｅ　ｉ　ａｍ　ａｂｌｅ　ｔｏ　ａｆｆｏｒｄ　ａ　ｎｅｗ　ｍｏｕｎｔ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｈｉｌｌｉｎｇｓ　ｉ　ｇｅｔ　ａｓ　ｄｕｅｓ　

can one of you direct me to the nearest suicide booth

Dude just stand outside the DNC with a sign that says "I oppose political violence"
Wait a few moments, a masked guy with a pipe will be out in a moment to make sure you understand reality

>>23955
No but let me know when you find one I have a buddy that needs one bad

ｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ　ｉｓ　ｅｘｐｅｎｓｉｖｅ

>about to enter game
>Computer Crashes. Fatal Motherboard error
>Restart everything
>timer has reset on the low-priority queue

Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something

>>23959
ｏｕｃｈ
ｒｉｐ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｒｅａｍ

>>23959
Just Don't Do It
I know way better ways to waste your life and most of them are cheaper than LoL

>>23960
This was never the dream.

>>23961
I HAD to buy that skin, man. You can totally see the top of Vaynes boobs in her Heartseaker outfit.

>>23954
ｐｅｒｈａｐｓ　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｔｏ　ｂｕｉｌｄ　ａ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｂｉｇ　ｔｒｅｂｕｃｈｅｔ．．．

Ahhhhhhhh
I dodged the queue at the last minute.

I CAN'T GO BACK
I WON'T GO BACK.

OK legitimate question here
What compels someone to follow the instagram of a brand of chocolate milk powder?

Out of stamina.

My old team is feeling pretty bad.
I hope this new one is better.

i cant beat the last two story maps
in lunatifc
maybe if i use those revive thingys
but i only have 2 left

>>23966
loneliness.

>>23969
When I get lonely, I shitpost on candid

can someone please explain to me why i get so sad

Ningen dakara

THERE
You're less sad now

>>23971
Life sucks and then you die.
>>23967
I Uninstalled LoL again
Look, Rika.. POSITIVE CHOICES

>>23978
Maybe you'd be happier if you let me be the big spoon for a change. Everyone likes to be held.

>>23976
Good job!

>>23979
>that feel when i'll never be gay
>that feel when maybe i'd be happier if i was

Ｉ　ｓｗｅａｒ　ｔｏ　ｇｏｓｈ　ｉｆ　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｄｏｗｎ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ．．．

>>23982
It's not even gay man.
Just two friends sharing a hug in their boxer shorts.

tfw i'll never be able to throw myself into neethood and VR waifuism because i respect myself too much
tfw i'll never improve myself and succeed in a normal life because i hate myself too much
tfw i'll always just cry

>>23986
Moderation is good!

>>23987
second season, get excited!

>>23986
It's a lonely place in the middle.

I had something I was going to blog about but I forgot what it was.

i'll remember it for you if you post more of whoever that girl is

>>23990
I'll be on the edge of my seat until you remember.

here's a picture of me

>>23991
She's the protagonist of Rune Factory 4.
You should play her game!

>>23986
Just do like me and become a complete fucking dame ningne
ningen

>>23994
OH
i remembered now
you were gonna blog about how bang is your favorite poster

>>23993
You're pretty cute.

>>23995
i don't know what that means

>>23997
will you fuck me

>>23999
No. Because that would be gay.
We're just hugging with our shirts off.

>>24000
it's not gay if you kill me first
then we both get what we want

Instead of letting your pride save you from the pit, let it crush you and trap you deeper in the pit

When you go "But I have pride, I can't do this and be worthless", override it with "Oh god, I'm shit even though I really shouldn't be"

>>24001
Okay. But you have to kill me afterwards.

i got bored with FE:H pretty fast
good thing i didn't spend any money

I still enjoy it.
I haven't spent money though.

i mean it's still fun but i only open it for like 5 minutes the last several days
actually i don't think i opened it today

Becoming a US citizen takes so long because there are billions in the queue

i don't want to be a wageslave anymore

Then quit
Sell dope

i'm going to go to sleep no
w
i guess i'll see you tomorrow night

Goodnight bangu
Enjoy slep

>>24009
Don't sell dope
If you sell dope you're basically a faggot

>>24010
'night, babe. Sleep tight.

The 300mb download came up in FEH so I didn't bother
>>24010
Night bangs

>>24012
A rich faggot

>>24015
Not even dude coke and meth are the big money dope is cheap

>>24014
Do it at Woolworths. They have FREE WIFI now.

selling enough drugs to make a living is too much more risk than it's worth

>>24016
Dope is cheap, but cheap to make too and you don't need connects

>>24018
Yeah I agree

>>24010
bye bang

>>23981

>>24019
You also have to sell a lot which makes you a target for the law AND lawless

ｇｅｔ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｌｅｇａｌ　ｍａｒｉｊｕａｎａ　ｓｃｅｎｅ

>>24024
But then you're working in a shop
and then you're back to being a Wage slave.

>>24024
too many states away

ｏｒ　ａ　ｆａｒｍｅｒ

or a pastry chef

ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｎｅｅｄ　ａ　ｇｒｅｅｎｈｏｕｓｅ　ｏｒ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ
ｉｄｋ
ｔｈａｔ　ｏｒ　ｂｒｉｇｈｔ　ｌｉｇｈｔｓ　ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ

I saw on one of those trashy current affair type shows a story about two guys who rented a house and then smashed down all the walls, rewired all the circuits and turned it into a massive growhouse.
The landlord was pissed.

I have an internet friend, her and her husband grow and sell medical weed.
I think it's not legal for them to sell it but that part of the law isn't enforced?
They have the license though because she's sick, I don't know what a normal person has to do to get that or if they can.

ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ　ｉｔ　ｍｉｇｈｔ　ｂｅｃｏｍｅ　ｅｎｆｏｒｃｅｄ　ａｇａｉｎ　ｄｅｐｅｎｄｉｎｇ　ｏｎ　ｗｈａｔ　Ｊｅｆｆ　Ｓｅｓｓｉｏｎｓ　ｄｅｃｉｄｅｓ

Just win the lottery fuck working

>>24033
It worked out well for Eliot Rodgers.

Start your own pot shop legally
Mom and pop pot shop

／ｍｏｅ／　ｃｏｍｍｕｎｅ

oh boy

>>24036
The Moe-anson family.

>>24037
ｄａｓ　ｆａｓｃｉｓｔ

Blocking the road isn't a legal protest anyway

ｎｏｔ　ｌｅｇａｌ
ｂｅｔｔｅｒ　ｋｉｌｌ　ｅｍ

Maybe they should just maybe protest in the way that doesn't stop ambulances and police from getting to their destination

Don't block the road dude

>>24037
fucking thank god

When was that TRUMP protest day where everyone was just going to walk off their job/not buy anything set for?

17th
I think?

Oh no, it hasn't been announced

that's the most retarded protest i've heard in a long time

>>24048
Yeah. No kidding.
That's why I'm mildly interested in it.

Protests are only interesting if they're stupid
Because regular ones don't matter to me at all
Numbers of followers don't do much to sway me

I hope all the Mexicans protest so my job is super ez that day

>>24051
Mexicans are-a going out
Trump signed some new executive order in the last few days

He stands by his word. Unlike those other corrupt bastards in Washington.

Yeah holy shit he's actually doing it

>>24052
Nah dude they're mostly legal here

OhmygodSamurai I love hotkeys so much

>>24055
rip

>>24053

What's new in your life, Moon-kun?

Finishing up my second change as soon as i get health insurance

>>24059
cute

Fucking auto correct

The attorney general is Steve Bannon right?
In one of his last batch of executive orders, Trump gave the Attorney General more power over police

Doesn't that undermine the whole BALANCE OF POWERS thing a bit?

>>24064
No, that's Jeff Sessions.

Well he's not in direct control
But he does have more power now
>>24066
Oh
Well Jeff Sessions has, as of Feb 9th, more power over the cops than he had before
He can direct them to "conduct any other studies and develop any other recommendations"
In the rest of that section of the document, it's always referring to stuff in the service of lowering crime and improving safety, but the Attorney General doesn't seem to explicitly be bound to using the task force for that

https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/02/09/presidential-executive-order-task-force-crime-reduction-and-public

We could be witnessing the moment it turns out Trump isn't Hitler
Sessions is

Alright i fixed the auto correct

>>24068
>alright

It's what swype keyboard registers

>>24067

Jeff Sessions is just some old man from the south that doesn't like weed very much.
I don't see anything more alarming there than any of the other expansions of executive power that we've seen over the last two decades or so.

I want to have sessions with Jeff Sessions

>>24071
For a nation so scared of Hitler, the US sure is apathetic to slowly climbing the stairs towards him
"It's only one more step, guys, it's not that a big deal" all the way to the last 2 or 3 steps, where Hitler himself can grab you and drag you to him

>>24070
Whoa do you have a cool phone now

>>24071
It's no fun if you don't let the paranoid alarmists on the internet talk about how this is the end of days.

>>24073
I think when people invoke Hitler's name, it's mostly alarmism and fearmongering.

>>24070
Use swiftkey instead

buzzwords all of you

>>24078'
literally triggered.

im getting triggered real hard rn

>>24075
My tendency towards taking it easy can't be beaten.

None of this government shit even affects my daily life so I don't give a hoot

>>24081
Please.
I saw you flip out at Kirara the other day over Trump politics and whether what he was doing was in the constitution.


Face it.. I'm just better at Not Giving a Shit than you are.

>>24083
I've since reaffirmed my take it easy vows.

>>24083
I have trouble believing this took place

>>24083
I'm pretty sure I could out not give a shit you
We should hang out

>>24084
It still happened.

>>24084
you used to spaz out about how anyone who smokes pot is a degenerate
now you've got friends that grow it

>>24086
Totally.
You'll have to decide on the time and place though because I couldn't care less.

>>24089
Next year or something maybe Brazil or New Zealand

>>24088
She's got cancer so I'm taking it easy on her.
I don't think I ever used the word degenerate, but yes I think pot is very bad for you.

The scale of badness when it comes to substance abuse is far far deeper than weed
I would not even consider it a little bad compared to other habits

helped me a lot with my PTSD / trauma issues
not even using it long term, just a few mild sessions
you don't see me being as trigger-y as i used to be

>>24091
I smoked up a few times in High School.
Are you going to write me off as a worthless person?

>>24094
Every one did tho

The only remotely bad thing about it is how badly it can kill your motivation
Lots of potentially brilliant students end up dropping out or some shit because they don't even give a fuck anymore

You kidding?
i mean i never did it back in highschool, but my workflow is way better with a slight high

>>24096
go to sleep

>>24095
I was already legally drinking before I tried it

>>24098
oh no
Ok I will
Oyasumi

>>24096
>>24097

It does different things to different people.

I fuckin' hate it now... Makes me slow and stupid.
I need to be SHARP. like a KNIFE.

>>24101
Being sharp and alert gets boring too, trust

>>24102
I dunno, man. Having a clear head for a change feels pretty great.

I think it would be fun to smoke a little bit with Rika and just chat
maybe play boggle

not that it wouldn't be fun to smoke with most of you guys, but I'd really like to see that in particular

It would have to be a hostage situation because I have no plans to ever willfully smoke weed.

You drink though

Yeah, so what?

I don't see why you'd be fine with alcohol, but have a complete "NEVER EVER" stance on weed
Seems weird to me

>>24105
how about some catnip? i like it better anyway

>>24108
Blame it on a conservative upper-middle class upbringing.

But Rika is intelligent

>>24110
oh please, rich people smoke weed too
it bolsters creativity

I am intelligent.
You have the reason weed is horrible right here: >>24096
I'm not saying that alcohol isn't bad but I don't have any problems with it and won't even feel the urge to drink it if I'm not going out or anything.

>>24114
I've seen it happen to lots of people.

Getting high isn't gonna fucking end your ability to do shit
That's a gradual process

Yeah, over time
Those people didn't smoke one joint with a friend and then drift into shitville
They kept smoking

>>24112
It's nothing to do with wealth. It's more.. social attitudes among certain groups.

>>24115
That's how it starts, though.

Everything starts with one time, but you're not worried you're an alcoholic either, are ya?

Like I don't care either way, I just find it odd that you're fine with drinking until you pass out, you have such a hardline stance on pot

>>24118
Alcohol isn't as bad as weed and I know for a fact I don't have any problems with alcohol.

I don't even have the urge to drink anymore. I had a glass of wine friday evening but that was all because i had things i wanted to do
never even finished the bottle

Well, I think it's weird anyway, but you do you
Not wanting to is as good a reason as any not to do drugs

>>24121
That's a difference between you and me. Once I start I never stop.

today, the 12th, happens to be a particularly bad day since it's the anniversary of my dad's passing and i always get really upset on this day
i will probably be miserable all day but i don't want to be miserable and drunk
it's one of those occasions where i could down a fifth in a few hours though

>>24124
That seems like an appropriate occasion to be miserable. It's good you've found other ways of dealing with it though.

>>24120
Not trying to sell you on it or anything, but I think that the people who have problems with habitual weed-smoking are those who have a big empty spot in their life and their daily routine
You're active and busy and have your hobbies that keep you occupied
I'm the same way, and for me it was only ever a rare occasion thing
like I'd have a bit on a day where i have no obligations, and i'd sit down and start painting, or writing -- doing creative things, thinking about things
it's very motivating in that sense

it's very demotivating when people can't get through a single day without having something to take them out of reality
that's a very different thing
>>24127
ive never been stupid and lazy on it.
oh well