Thread #205597

First
1!1!1!!!11111!!!!?1111

Shiny

Kira kira

Did you know
That Hero
Consists of Her and O

heh someone havin a heart attack?
ffor whoakun thats nbd
just saves his life

>>205605

>>205606
wow
collect those THIRTY MILLION (30,000,000) beats

>>205608
Six pixels.

,000

>>205597 (OP)
>>>/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

>>205608
jokes on her
i won't live long enough for my heart to beat that many times

I have quite descriptive steamnick, though

>>>/watch?v=Mn6uqp_mr98
Help.
Sonic seems to have tried to make a character even more edgier than Shadow.

>>205612
Becoming a robot before you hit those higher heartbeats?

Oh, did you guys see the Rocko trailer?
It's great.

Rocko?

Rocko's Modern Life
it was a cartoon in the 90s
and they're bringing it back

>>205618
Oh shit

>>205615
my life is gonna burn out
my heart is too fucked up to last that long

>>205618
fucking why
ugh

>>205618
and making it crap
or maybe i //it already was crap

It looks great.
>>>/watch?v=O96RW0Yk_L4
Although, that's like... if you liked Rocko it's great.

how would i know if i was having a stroke

>>205621
I'll revive you with robotics! The world would lose its spark without Kirara!

>the fucking drone flying around

>>205614
I got sliced wrists from watching this

Hears move at different speeds.
hearts too

>>205623
I see, it's one of those sorts of cartoons, huh.

Yes.
Like three notches down the crazy scale from Ren and Stimpy.

>>205623
and I think I got a form of cancer from watching this

>>205614
i hope this game has chaos garden

>>205631
Our health care draws ever closer.

>>205624
http://support.stroke.org/acute_site/having-stroke
Maybe call these guys.
>>205635
FUCK

dont answer it rei

>Boys should love boys and girls should love girls.jpg

>>205632
They could really just make a more elaborate and structured Chao Garden and that be the whole game and I would be kind of tempted to get it anyway.

me in the middle
making all the koi

>>205637
Anyone can love whoever they want.

spicy huh

>>>/watch?v=dYoj8_LBavQ
iconic

I love people who can roll prime numbers
#d100 (15)
Accurate.

what's the fuck your even doing

>>205641
haha
Is she asking questions about spicyness?

>>205644
#d3 (3)()
Got one

>>205644
>>205649
kyaaa

>>205648
She said that you say she's sweet but she wants to be spicy
so I asked what that means and she said she doesn't know

I can see that.

>>205608
this persons heart might not beat that many if he dies in his first year of college

>they don't know the spiciness

I don't actually know how to roll #d100 (89)
oh it was simple

>>205656
LIAR.

rolling for kannagis dumb level
#d20 (5)
oh ok

>>205656
83 and 89 are sexy prime numbers.

Wow I got a prime number. That was interesting luck

>>205651
are you gonna show her the spice girls to show her what true spiciness is

>Boku no Hero Academia 146

it started raining when this dude had the heart problens
as soon as i delivered him safely it stopped and a rainbow appeared
i aint athiest
i am god

>>205661
i will leave it to her sensei

She should trust in her sweetness instead.

>>205651
This is about her wanting to be spicy.
She wants to be a sharp tongued person.

wait is this a anime thread

No.

>>205666
Why would she want to be unpleasant?

oh ok

>>205666
nice 666

just tell her to come watch my posts for a while she can be my apprentice
also suggest her to do some research on cgl

>>205666
That sure is something to aim for.

>>205669
Isn't it like wanting to be a witty person.
Like having good comebacks and stuff like that.
I wish I was witty!

>>205669
I think she wants to be better at banter.

She wants you to tsukkomi, Kirara

She should work on fish puns.

>>205676
NANDEYANE
#

Do you think spending eleven dollars is a good exchange for not having to leave the house?

>not being both boke and tsukkomi

>>205679
yeah

>>205679
Depends how muchoney you have.

Which would you rather be
a bokke
or a tsukkomi?

>>205682
*money

>>205675
She can be so weird sometimes.
Why does she want to be spicy? Because of what I mentioned yesterday?

>>205678
Will you
be my


manzai

>>205686
Lets Manzai.

>>205682
Wow I like this
such laziness, condensing two words into one and it is still perfectly understandable.

>>205687
wowee wow wow
I won't let you down

Welp
Time to spend at least fifteen minutes looking for a job.

>>205685
Your guess is as good as mine, but I think it's probably related to that.

>>205623
that looks incredible
i'm glad they brought it back
when is it airing?

>>205690
Hon ma ya.
We'll be the best manzi pairing!
Not even downtown will beat us.

NANDEYANE.

>>205688
I felt that line was a little over the top when I was watching too.

>on twitter
>see TN and eugenics in the same tweet
>why is TN on twitter
>Tennessee

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>>205692
I guess it can't be helped.
She'll get over it. Hopefully she doesn't try to change too much though.

>>205697
hey it worked thank you moon
I knee you could help

>>205699
i told you man
it always works

>>205698
I told her that some people are sweet and some people are spicy but neither is better than the other.

>>205694
We'll get super big and be in all the cool pop references like abbot and costello
TRIGGER will animate us in a background.

>>205702
Heh, TRIGGER is to low!
We will have 2 cour series animated by Shaft

and drama CDs, Mobage and keychains.

>>205701
She really is sweet though

>>205700
it worked so well I'm gonna go do it again

>>205703
>mobage
We can be Fate//GO characters!
I'll be some scantily clad gentleman, and you'll be properly dressed, and everyone will be disappointed

>>205705
here's something else to do first
>>>/watch?v=RV5jJrv2kjY

>>205706
>scantily clad
>gentleman
NANDEYANE

I will be a hikkomori SSR!
I always try to get those characters in mobages!

A hikki zashiki warashi

the wara in zashiki warashi is for warau

>>205704
she doesn't even like hot sauce

heh
zashiki Waraushi
heh

and the shi is the shi in DEATH
zashiki LAUGH DEATH

jan's got a key in his butt

>>205714
wow

>>205714
again?
ffs that boy

the fuck do you mean AGAIN

>>205714
Keys in heads and keys in butts.
Keys all in body parts these days.

>>205717
what happens in vegas stays in vegas
i guess also stays in jan's butt

Why are we playing Kingdom Butts II

III*
toy story

The key to Jan is in his butt

the real backdoor

>>205721
Did you hear that KH3 is canon in the Toy Story universe?

>>205724
yeah it's such a fucking insane decision

I mean, it's not THAT insane.
I think if you go back to like... when did TS2 come out?
and when was KH2?

>>205714
haha what

>>205726
on a scale of new moon to full moon, how insane is it

>>205724
umm
what
why?
and since all pixar movies are one big cinemaverse
kingdom hearts is canon in all pixar movies?

Maybe we can get Kingdom Hearts canon to starwars next

>>205727
he was told that maybe he had to use it in a different place
so he put it in a different place

He's not at like...
an escape room game or something, is he?

>>205732
no but we did get out of an escape room once when i held jan at gunpoint and made him dance

help its stuck

can't argue against his logic there
>>205735
use another key to fish it out

What if he get critical failure on removing key from butt.

>>205735
Pull hard/

>>205733
Wrong universe though.

>>205737
gets a door installed

>>205729
well there you go
hmm, was monsters inc Pixar or Dreamworks? I think it was latter

Heh, he get stuck with ascii
wow this was a good one.
umai

>>205740
its the trapdoor

>>205741
pix

>>205741
pixar

awesome, well now you get MI.

>>205743
nice

>>205742
That was terrible. You're amazing.
Sasuga my manzai partner.

kingdom hearts 3 Cars world when
i want to drift with mickey mouse and cloud strife

wait it's pronounced ASSKEY?
I've never heard anyone say it out loud

>>205748
Thanks Aibou yo.

>>205749
There's an image for this

>>205750
Yeah

>>205750
i always thought is was like
assy

>>205750
you weren't an as sky person were you?

>>205754
nani the fuck

no I was >>205754

>>205757
>>205756

>>205750
I just always said eh-es-see-eye-eye.

Yeha it is pronounced ass-kee.

i can always count on rook

i always pronounced it like a-sea

what is wrong with YOU PEOPLE

>>205762
a-sea, dude?

jan, rook, and my pronounciations are basically the same

fuckin
buddies

You pronounce as it is written
ascii

>>205763
No wonder these moes couldn't get my glorious joke.

>>205763
What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE.

>>205763
Why is it that people mispronouncing ASCII makes you say that, but people shoving keys up there butt doesn't?

asky
the k is kind of soft

>>205764
assy a-sea

>>205765
bound by the red string of nectar

>>205772
the red ass key of nectar

>>205767
It's like when you play Cards against humanity with people who aren't your friends.
>>205769
Because I already know what's wrong with THAT PERSON

ton won't stop talking about his butt

>ToN details how he's going to poop after the game is over

>>205775
So I was right, huh?

>>205776
alright look you guys made the joke
Jerks

classic ton

>>205774
I have had to explain what smegma was to people during games of CAH on two separate occassions.

>>205778
i didn't now it wasn't a joke for you

>>205777
wait what did I miss

>>205777
About what?

>>205782
>>205783
about ToN's issue on game night being his butthole!

what the fuck

I mean, you're not wrong but it's not like you needed to know that.

Yesterday we were talking about dicks being bitten
Today is buttholes
I wonder what topic tomorrow will bring!

we should not talk about buttholes

>>205787
buttholes being bitten

can we talk about buttholes at length some more please thanks

>>205787
don't call them buttholes that's gross
they're asskeys

What

>>205787
buttholes with teeth biting dicks off

>>205791
assdoors*

butthole is a funny word.

>>205786
It was just a guess, but I got it right!

you guys are talking about the two worst holes
>butt
>mouth (filled with TEETH)
when you can talk about the best

>>205791
bowel barriers

what if instead of a butthole you had a buttdoor
it'd be bad if you lost the key

A shiri no ana

>>205796
my new psychoanalytic skill tells me that your hatred of the only two holes you have implies you wish were born a woman and you also experience a great deal of self-loathing
do you want to talk about that>

>>205796
butthole is just your rear mouth

>>205796
there are no other holes dude

>>205802
what about the eye holes

oh no

>>205803
technically they're not holes
topologically anyway

or ear holes

>>205796
back of the knee maybe?

>>205800
I can talk to you about how Freud was a fraud, and that I like my ear holes and nostrils.

Nostrils
Pores

>>205808
i bet that frued could do more cocaine than you

>>205807
nice

Freud loved cigars.
but he didn't want to be called a dick sucker so he said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
Double standards!

>>205810
i bet i could do more cocaine than freud

>>205810
same

>>205813
doubt it
freud loved cocaine more than anyone
he prescribed cocaine to everyone
he was like
everyone needs to do cocaine

>>205812
have you ever had a cigar kannagi
i would totes share a cigar with you

>>205815
i'll 1v1 him in a coke binge

>>205816
I bought my friend a cigar for his 18th birthday and he never smoked it. He just chewed it while pretending to be Hannibal from the A-Team.
And after doing that intermittently for six months, gave it to our other friend (who did not know about it being chewed) for his 18th birthday.

>>205816
Nope!
It'd be interested in trying but I heard they are pretty harsh tasting

>>205817
heard a story today about a chick that took 90 ibuprofins, ingested 3g of cocaine, and drank 6 beers in an attempt to kill herself and failed

cigars are SHIT

>>205817
six whole beers are you reading this?

>>205820
3g of cocaine isn't nearly enough lol

>>205820
>>>/watch?v=4QCXr79Rkcw
Her theme song

>>205819
it's okay i'll buy a nice cigar and we can share it
it won't be the only harsh-tasting thing you'll experience that night

>>205822
>>205822
>>205822

>>205823
yeah but 90 ibuprofins is enough to kill you eventually

>>205826
yeah but that's a shitty boring death you can avoid by getting your stomach pumped

>>205827
not if you're on 3g of cocaine it's probably not boring

Liver failure might be slow but I wouldn't call it boring!

>>205828
>my stomach is upset
>this sucks
>i should have spent that $6.99 on more coke

>>205824
haha

Work is tiring.
I wish I could freeze time and have the night last as long as I liked.

>>205829
someone told me that it was one of the more peaceful ways to die
i thought they were probably full of shit though

yeah liver failure is supposed to be insanely painful

good i prolly deserve it

i posted a pic of like 12 vyvanses on a plate on twitter once and said "breakfast is the best meal of the day"
and one of my mutuals got scared and thought i was trying to kill myself

You were right.

My sister used to tell her friends that she stole and sold my adderall, she didnt actually though. She just wanted to seem cool.

>>205836
You have nice twitter followers.
Including that nice weather lady!

>>205836
I told one of my guild members I was going to kill myself when FFXIV went down for maintenance and he was like "haha but are you ok for real?"

>>205836
>>205837
The thing about live posts is that if you just read this straight out now, I seem like a real asshole.

>>205837
about breakfast?
what did you eat for breakfast

>>205841
Live posting is fun!

>>205836
that reminded me for some reason of the Candid shitposting we did and i'm laughing quite a lot now

>>205840
what a fag being worried about someone

Oh shit
I should get an Adidas tracksuit and hang out with my Russian neighbors.

>>205842
Remember that waffle, oreo ice cream, peanut butter, syrup thing that I said I was addicted to?

>>205844
haha that was so good

>>205849
>how do i get her back after lying to her
hahaha

>>205844
>>205849
you gave her a shock :O

dude VR shitposting experience

>>205846
but can you squat?

>>205853
Yeah
I don't even do the undercover cia guy squat.
I can squat really well, so well in fact I think I may have done mminor permanent damage to something in my ankle because it feels out of place.

>>205850
>it's ok because she wants me back now so we can get back together

>>205854
that means you are a bad squatter

>>205856
Yeah, okay.
Just keep telling yourself that.
Anyways it's a tendon or something that seems sort of out of place, but it doesnt hurt.

i squat sometimes when i smoke outside

pic of jan

can confirm

>>205859
wtf where did you get that drawing of me

>>205861
blue sketched it while you were sleeping one night

if /moe/ did a tandum bike, who would fuck it up first?

>>205863
No idea
What about a tandem bike though?

>>205863
me but jan would fuck up at the exact same time and take the blame

>>205863
Me I wouldn't pedal

if /moe/ was getting absorbed by animals who would get absorbed first

what do you mean absorbed though

like the animal absorbs you into itself and takes on your properties

>>205867
everyone without a beard
by a bear

I am going to bed now!
Nighty nighty Moes

like
VERY INTERESTED?

>>205871
nite

>>205871
Oyasumi

>>205869
oh like moemorphs

>>205871
It's bedtime for me, too!
You did it before me this time! Sugoi! You must be a friend that goes to sleep sometimes!

>>205871
adios good night

>>205876
Oyasumi

>>205876
fucking shit I can't make two good night posts in a row

was gonna post a sadface at you but i broke images

gg
well played

>>205871
bye bye
>>205876
good night

>>205876
>>205871
bye bye

>>205884
Goddammit

choose my fate /moe/
get out of bed y/n

>>205892
That depends, do you need to pee?

>>205862
I sketched something for someone's MOM last night.

Fun fact
I'm in bed like 50% or more of the day most days.
Hell, more like 60%.

>>205893
too late I already chose myself

>>205895
welcome to being an adult fam

>>205897
I once stayed in bed for three days only getting up to go to the bathroom and eat junk food.
It was during finals week first semester freshman yyear.

where is the mystery post
can you find it
I'll bet you can't!

my mom is talking some serious stuff over the phone and she doesn't know I'm in this room because no one actually uses it.
And I don't really want her to see me right now either so it's like ahhh

>>205900
Let's see
>>204899 →
Whoops
>>205899
Spooky

i don't think that's how counting works

>>205901
i feel you man
shit's weird

>>205901
I sort of know that feel.
Haven't had that exact one in a while.

Shit
I'm really huhungy but I don't feel like making food.
Or getting up, guess I'd better try going to sleep.

>>205901
pop on the headphones

they're downstairs

what a terrible nightmare

>>205901
play this on max volume
>>>/watch?v=zfp408AqBLE

I can't. Being sneaky.

Why don't you just stay in your room most of the time your at home like a normal NEET?

not everyone has the sort of situation where that's possible

because it's hot as fuck and filled with mosquitoes

>>205914
Ah
>>205913
I don't get to do it all day everyday, but I do do it a lot.
Although I would also di it back when I wasnt a neet...

>>205914

>>205914
You keep mosquitoes in your room?

where'd the post go volume two
why's /moe/ eating all my images

>>205919
When you try to post a picture it drops the post

No, they just stay there.
I kill them all day.
and all night.
there's always more.
I guess they fit through the screen.
Which I have to keep that window open or else it's 5x as hot
and I'm not keeping my room door open because it invites
>babies
>sisters
>mothers
>television noise
This is why I wear long sleeve clothing throughout every season.
If I get bit, I itch really bad and it's hard to do anything.

>>205913
>>>/watch?v=Rxe87J-kp1s

ｍ　ｉ　ｓ　ｔ　ｅ　ｒ　　ｙ　ｏ　ｕ　ｎ　ｇ
ｙ　ｏ　ｕ　　ｌ　ｏ　ｏ　ｋ　　ｂ　ｕ　ｔ　　ｄ　ｏ　　ｎ　ｏ　ｔ　　ｏ　ｂ　ｓ　ｅ　ｒ　ｖ　ｅ

>>205921
Get a better screen.

Oh, alternatively get mosquito netting.

>>205922
Little Peggy!?
I'm look for

okay we're back

also, my room is the only one where air conditioning doesn't work so i'm fucked up forever

>>205934
Fucking RIP

Get a bug zapper for your room!

>>205930
＞ｉｍ　ｌｏｏｋｉｎ　ｆａ＇　Ｄ
＞ｗｅｌｌ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈａ　ｗｒｏｎｇ　ｐｌａｃｅ　ｆｅｌｌａ

For real though
New bug screen and or mosquito netting will fix the mosquito problem.

I found a place near me that ssells dry ice ffor cheap and has decent hours. They are also able to get someone over to the warehouse after hours any day or time as long as you call them.

Why do you need dry ice?

>>205941
I'm thinking about making an apparatus for cooling my bed and dry ice is easier to get than liquid nitrogen.

Try buying a fan!

>>205943
I have a fan.
Fans don't really cool the air, they only move it around. Which results in some air being cooled and some being warmed.
Anyways my head doesn't cool off properly when I try to sleep so I'm considering designs for a cooling apparatus.
Also yes I have air conditioning, but it costs too much to run it lower the temperature *it to lower the temperature of the entire house to as low as I would prefer. So it cheaper to add something else to cool locally within the house.

>>205944
*it's

Also I probably won't actually build anything.
But I might buy dry ice and dick around with it.
Like dry ice bombs and shit.

>>205945
A rule like that probably turns into an exercise in being mean.

Pretty much.

Making pasta now.

>>205949
I was right!

I think my dog might be losing her hearing.

>>205933
Fucking magic

>>205953
I'm really good, right?

rika the wzars
wizard even

I'm a magical girl, not a wizard.

More like a witch.

also an answer I have no problems with.

Even if witches are just magical girls that have become old and busted?

No, witches wear big floppy hats and ride brooms.

and have ateliers

I need a nap

A thugged out dirt nap?

floppy hats are the best

I'm having pasta and cheese and taco meat.
/moe/, what did you have for dinner?

>>205966u
You had an anime girl holding a guitar for dinner?

nice axe

ｒｅｔｕｒｎｉｎｇ
ｒ　ｒ　ｔ　ｕ　ｒ　ｎ　ｉ　ｎ　ｇ

>>205965
i am now carrying
RASTA PASTA

>>205970
ｒｈａｓｔａ　　ｉｍｐｏｓｔａ

>>205970
>>>/watch?v=NzCukmO4fhg

ｒｏｏｋ
ｍ　ｉ　ｓ　ｔ　ｅ　ｒ　　　ｒ　ｏ　ｏ　ｋ

Is tilde here?

Naturally.

anime soon
I need to put some laundry in real fast.

You've been laundry for like three days straight.
Feels like a waste of water.

>>205977
ｙｏｕ　ｓｅｅ　ｂｕｔ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｏｂｓｅｒｖｅ

Life is safer that way.

>>205977
Mostly cause I just remember to do it around this time.
I can't do all my laundry at once. You have to load it by clothes type and color, you know.

I wash all my clothes with disregard to colour and it's always all right.

>>205981
Wowme2
Although I run it on cold and without bleach.

>>205980
ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｍｉｘ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｈｉｔｅｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｌｏｒｓ
ｏ　ｒ　　　　ｔ　　ｈ　　ｅ　　　ｃ　ｏ　ｌ　ｏ　ｒ　ｓ　　　ｗ　ｉ　ｌ　ｌ　　　　ｂ　ｌ　ｅ　ｅ　ｄ

I have never seen colours bleed onto whites before.
I'm aware it's a thing that happens because of comedic reference to it but I've never seen it happen.

>>205985
Fair point.
I don't know how it's relative but it's still a fair point.

>>205984
ｙｏｕ＇ｖｅ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ＵＳ　ｍｉｄ－ｓｏｕｔｈ

>>205984
ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｉｄ－ｓｏｕｔｈ　ｗｏｒｋ　ａ　ｌｏｔ　ｏｆ　ｒｕｒａｌ　ｊｏｂｓ　ａｎｄ　ｓｗｅａｔ　ａ　ｌｏｔ　ｓｏ　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｉｍｐｏｒｔａｎｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔｈｅｒｙ　／　／　／　ｔｈｅｙ　ｕｓｅ　ｂｌｅａｃｈ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅｉｒ　ｗｈｉｔｅ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｈｉｒｔｓ　ｂｕｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｍｅｓｓｅｓ　ｕｐ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｌｏｒｓ　ａｎｄ　ｉｆ　ｏ／　／　／　　ｙｏｕ　ｂｌｅａｃｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｏｌｏｒｓ　ｔｈｅｙ＇ｌｌ　ｂｌｅｅｄ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｈｉｔｅｓ　ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｗｈｙ　ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ　ｃａｌｌｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　ｈｏｍｏｐｈｏｂｉｃ

You changed the channel on me there.

>>205987
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I've lost channels before but this was definitely a channel flip.

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>>205991 →
>>205991 →
Thread for anime.

ΑϞϋϚ　ΑϞϋϚ

>>>/watch?v=PQn_NZ42qF8

ｄａｗｎ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｉｎａｌ　ｄａｙ

>>206001
dont cry
or well thats more of a
disgruntled look?

That's a "why am I baby-sitting these autistic retards" expression.

>>206007
pot calling the kettle an MRA piece of shit

>>206008
Was the kettle an MRA piece of shit?

>>206009
no it was just black

Well was the pot an MRA piece of shit?

I've owned plenty of black pots, but I dont think I've ever owned a black kettle.

>>206015
no the pot was just a nigger

let's try to behave!

>>206019
Then it feels the whole encounter was terribly rude and discourteous.

>>206024
would you like me to help you file a police report
>>206022
would you like me to help you file your nails

what's with rfw // the hard R

>>206030
but what does it mean

are we doin full racial epithets now

it's for parody's sake
it's okay i grew up hating my family i'm allowed to say it

>>>/@mombot/887724677333786624

>>>/@Phil_Lewis_/888158848934178816

What do you think Rika, is saving eleven dollars worth leaving the house when you could otherwise stay home?

Is this for paying shipping or something?

Despite the fact that you're going to draw conclusions please act with the parameters the question establishes.

I guess I'm a little guarded cause I'm in a nearly-100% African American neighborhood rn
Not that I would ever randomly burst out some hard words

>>206066
uh
definw leave the house
like so I have to traverse town and sign something
or can I go for a nice walk

What about you Samu.
Would you spend eleven dollars to not leave the house?

>>206063
Well, I've certainly paid 10 dollar shipping to avoid having to inconvenience myself.

But I think it depends on the circumstances, as in when I would have to go outside or what to do.
If it were picking up a package from the post office after work, I'd just do that.
If it meant I had to go out and do something annoying on a Sunday, I'd pay the 11 dollars.

>>206065
i'll chill out with it
i don't think it's hard words really but im ghetto af

>>206066
leave for how long

>>206069
Between two and two and a half hours.

>>206070
yes definitely
i would probably pay 40 dollars not to do that at least unless i was really in the mood to drive

but what do you have to do while you're out

I was looking at Splatoon 2 online earlier and I could have had Canada Post deliver the game to me overnight for an extra eleven dollars.
Wasn't entirely sure I wanted to take advantage of it or not but by now it's probably more time-efficient to go get it first thing tomorrow morning.

>>206070
11 dollars to avoid a 2 hour task? Yeah, I'd do that without a doubt.

>>206073
Oh do it, totally.
Unless you're really cheap and or broke

If I got day-one shipping I would get it received in the afternoon.
If I go and buy it first thing tomorrow morning I can be playing it by noon or early afternoon.

>>206077
I don't even have Amazon Prime, hah hah.
The Amazon delivery date even at its fastest is also like an extra two days on the Best Buy expedited delivery.
And more expensive.

patience is a virtue
amazon prime is sinful

I prettyuch stopped using Amazon after my prime expired. And i only had it for like four years because I kept forgetting to turn off auto renewal.
Although I got an email from them offering me prime for like $25 for a year.
Cause they would price me as a student, so i normally get it for $40 a year.

I don't mind shelling out a few extra dollars for shipping when I'm not feeling patient.

>>206082
The twist in this case is not feeling patient makes me inclined to go out and buy it from the store since I can beat the post to my house.
Providing I remember to wake up early tomorrow morning.

>>206082
would you rather be impatient
or inpatient

Oh no
I've turned into a filthy casual
I'm about to stream anime on my phone
Although actually my phone plays video better than my netbook.

>>206083
waking up and doing something sounds awful

>>206088
>>206088
>>206088
>>206088
>>206088

>>206088
Waking up in this case is still sleeping in to eight or nine in the morning, of course.
Maybe even ten.
Also I haven't been out of the house in a week. It might be good to remember what the rest of world looks like.

>>206092
The rest of the world is overrated.

I didn't ask for your opinion.

>>206094
You also didnt explicitly request me to not give my opinion.

Well then, please refrain from sharing your opinion on the rest of the world ever again.

>get our app on android
Fuck that shit.

>flash based video player
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well I'd pay 11 bucks to take it easy.

I might too but in this situation taking it easy will also delay my ability to actually play the game.
And I've gotta be a kid now and a squid now ASAP.

How much sooner will you have the game if you don't take it easy?

Three to five hours.
Also I don't know if Best Buy's expedited shipping would run single day.
Amazon's might but that would be an extra twenty-something dollars for day-one shipping.

if it's that short I'd just take it easy
unless the trip to pick it up is really short

yeah that's not worth
p a t i e n c e

>>206117
But spending the money would be the patient route!
Going out and buying it in-store in person would be the impatient choice!

huh
oh
just buy it in store
win win

I ran out of time to get the expedited for tomorrow anyway so yeah that's the plan.
Plus I can go swing by the bookstore and get another book to read.
Win win win.
And wallet loss.

>>206123
What kind of book are you going to get?

>>206115
Why not just sleep in and it will be here when you wake up?

Bbl

>>206125
Death in the Clouds, if they have it in stock.
If not, maybe the next Dresden Files book there is to read.
Or the next Discworld.
I have lots of options.

>>206126
Because that would involve me sleeping in until three or four in the afternoon and that would be eleven or twelve hours of sleeping.
I waste enough time in life for that to feel like a good idea.

>>206128
Sounds nice!

Sounds like you already have made your decision, though!

>I ran out of time to get the expedited for tomorrow anyway so yeah that's the plan.
By the time I asked it a second time just earlier I'd already missed the window.
So instead it was just a matter of curiousity.

Also I'm serious I always feel pretty garbage when I end up sleeping ten hours or more these days I really don't want to do it more often than it already happens.

>>206135
Not really but I'll eat something including it if someone makes it for me.

>>206131
do you like cottage cheese

>>206135
do you like cottage cheese?

>>206148
you don't?

>>206151
I like it but do you like cottage cheese?

is it the case that you believe that i do not like cottage cheese?

the case is that I believe I do not know your stance on cottage cheese?

is that a question.

I like cottage cheese

please answer the question

i like cottage cheese too
would you like to have a cottage cheese celebration with me for a jewish holiday with a funny name

I would like to have a cottage cheese celebration of any denomination

no jewish though sorry

well you're in luck
i have one extra ticket to the cottage cheese parade
i had a strong start here but i lost my finishing punchline
fuck

jokes on you, I never had a punchline to begin with

What was spaghetti girl dismayed about?

oh
somehow my anime tab got closed
i think i need to replace my mouse

fuck i'm so fucked up

whenever the anime thread is name "amine" thread
i start thinking of proteins

Yeah it's fun to mess with people.

aren't you always thinking of proteins?
if not, why not?

yeah I bet you like thinking about proteins.

i don't really understand what is going on here
i don't think most people are thinking about amino acids and nutrition unless they're health nuts or body builders

answer my question it wasn't rooted in gay innuendo like riki's

gay innuendo?

i'm not always thinking of proteins because i have much more important things to think about
like managing a cafe and my sleep schedule

man what a boring answer
you're boring tonight

i'm boring now
i make money, that's what i do

damn shame

>>206246
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
How could you accuse me of such a thing?

it's pretty easy
you're probably the lewdest moe at the moment

No way, that probably isn't true.

no it probably is

>>206253
oh sorry, you were probably just talking about eggs

don't trigger sug

sug haet egg

>>206261
I don't think that's true.
There's no way I could be the lewdest.

who else could?
you're the only one that makes innuendoes like ever
moon says obscene things, for the sake of obscenity
jan doesn't do that here
dutch is rip

moon says lewd things sometimes
jan has cybersex with people for final fantasy 14 hats
dutch still posts sometimes

>>206269
I think sug is dead though

>>206276
He was here like yesterday, he's not dead.

>>206274
I've been noticing some awfully slutty ship sluts

he would have to post literal porn for a week to make up for him being gone so long and catch up to you

I don't think I'm the lewdest.
That just wouldn't make sense.

rook package handling
fantasizing about straight moes doing gay things (never about gay moes being gay though, i guess that's too easy)
occasionaly posting images that are barely moe safe

Maybe you are just reading racy meanings into innocuous statements.

on one hand riki posted actual uncensored male dongle
on the other hand bang has posted actual uncensored porno more than once

That incident was a complete accident.
I just didn't notice it.

>>206275
hey that was only once

yeah now jan is busy cucking one of his guildmates or something
it's a developing story

In fact I would argue that only an innocent maiden could accidentally post an image of a penis.

>>206301
Now you do it for free?

Or one that's so accustomed to seeing them that it doesn't register on sight anymore.

>>206303
you misspelled inattentive

And maiden isn't exactly the correct definition in the first place.

>>206303
you're the janitor here you're the only one doing it for free

regardless the most lewd person at the moment is actually probably bang
the least is tilde
I don't think there's any argument for this

i don't really post
maybe 50 posts a week max

>>206309
You should post more.
We all need more bang in our life.

yeah so?
in your /moe/ lifespan you've posted way more lewd than anyone else on at the moment, even if we adjust for relative time spent on /moe/

>>206305
I'll settle for inattentive maiden.

>>206308
It's probably blue.
Maybe ToN though.

i don't post lewdly on here i think

>>206313
>On here
The extra context hidden here is tantalizing.

I like
>i think
better

i can say three different things with one sentence
i should be an english major im already a master

Yeah but then what sort of shitty job market would you have.
What do you do with a BA in English.

>>206319
Work at Starbucks.
Or some shitty retail job.
Maybe go to grad school for English and then teach high school.

One day I'll get someone that knows that line as the opening bit to Avenue Q and not as an actually serious question.

>>206319
get certified to teach english in japan and learn japanese too and get the fuck out

So jan is cucking someone in FFXIV?
Let's hear the juicy deets.

it's a developing story please forget any details you may or may not have heard

>>206322
You don't need a degree in English to get certified to teach it in Japan.

Err, as someone from an English speaking country with English as your first language.

nigga we ALL from an English speaking country

>>>/watch?v=vUAvfCU8rzA

oh wait I didn't read a single post except that one

Whether you tell me or now, I'll have completely forgotten everything by the next time you see me.
It's like confessing your sins to a bird or a rock. So you should tell me!

and not even the whole thing

>>206331
There are birds that remember and repeat things.
Sometimes they are even used as witnesses in court.

>>206333
Birds don't understand English and a bird can't be a witness in court because you can't swear it in.
Perhaps you could use it as a piece of evidence.

Either way, I said "or a rock" and that implies a dumb bird.

>>206336
don't be all like "fine" with me mister, you got autistic with me first
don't get huffy when I turn out to be more autistic!

birds can remember what they heard and repeat it though

>>206334
Fine, their vocalizations are used as evidence.
?
I'm admitting that I was incorrect. How does that make me huffy?

i didn't even read rei's post that said the same thing lamo

>>206334
african greys can arguably learn and understand language
actually not arguably it's happened lots of times

>>206334
>she's never played Phoenix Wright

>>206338
Also this

>>206338
I said "or a rock"
I'd be a rock-like bird so you don't have to worry.

So tell me all about the scandal.

I'm not authorized to disclose information at this time

Heh
I just remembered the story about the weenie waggler.

>>206342
that is one chill lizardo

they pretty much do nothing but swim and chill all day

>>206345
lizards are the fucking best
there was one in my backyard he scuttled and then blepped his tongue

Unless Charles Darwin is chasing them and picking them up and throwing them into the ocean.

>>206342
Jan is right here, he can authorize you.

why would i want to do that

>>206346
Was it a green anole or something more exotic?

>>206346
check this one out he can blep his neck sword

>>206351
bro he has a goatee

>>206352
That's more of a neck beard.

what evolutionary function does the neck sword serve

>>206349
Because I want to hear an amusing story.

RETRACT

>>206354
Scares predators
Used to demonstrate manliness.

>>206354
intimidates other lizardos
he's protecting his tree

>>206354
Imagine you are a female lizard and two prospective mates approach you.
They look similar and you're having a tough time deciding, and then one of them deploys his neck sword.
The other one doesn't have a neck sword, he's just some lame lizard.

>>206355
then acquire some patience
>>206358
is he a tree lizard or a ground lizard that wants to be a tree lizard

*unsheathes neckatana*
nothin personell kid

>>206360
it's a super tree lizard it can fly

Also it's not a neck sword, its a dewlap.

>>206360
Like I said, it's not a matter of patience!
I won't remember this happened at all the next time you see me.
I'm basically a dying Rika and this is your last chance to tell me!

rip rika, she'll never get to hear about otakon.

basically riki is 9S

don't believe her lies

>>206366
how smol this froggo

>>206368
Bout tree fiddy

VERY smol
like maybe toenail sized

And that's why you should grant my request. It's not like I'll remember it anyway!

i bet it's not even interesting to you.
you probably hear better gossip at the office around the water cooler.

yeah tell us your water cooler gossip
who's fucking who?

Whenever my friend who is our DM ever mentions anything that I can remotely construe as being music related, I say "Is that a JoJo reference?". It's his punishment for putting JoJo references into his D&D game.

>>206372
It's super interesting. That kind of drama is amusing.

>>206373
One of my coworkers is cheating on her ex-husband and he is cheating on her.
How do you cheat on someone you've divorced? I don't know.

>>206375
Maybe they're divorced but started dating again and are now cheating on each other.

that is a hell of a mystery

>>206376
Yes, that is what is happening.
It was a rhetorical question carefully crafted to point out how ridiculous the situation is.

why did they get divorced in the first place?
is it because they were cheating on each other?

I think that's what happened, yes. I'm not sure though.

>>206378
Relationships can be weird.

>>206380
do you think they get off on cheating on each other?

>>206382
I actually thought of that like a minute ago.
They might both be cucks.

a relationship build on cucking each other
what a sad mess

I think they are probably just cheaters.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.

>>206385
Thats a very rude and judgemental statement.

I don't normally like locking people into a category like cheater but unfortunately it seems like that holds pretty true from what I've seen
every person I know that has cheated on someone has gone on to cheat on that person again, or cheat on another partner of theirs

I'm still mad at my friend for sleeping with my other friend's fiancee while those two were still engaged.

She doesn't talk to me about her escapades too much anymore because one day she asked me what would I do if someone cheated on me
and I said the first time I'd dump them and then second time I'd kill them.

>>206389
Wait, so you'd give them another chance after the first time?

>>206390
with the understanding that if they fuck up again their life is forfeit of course

Yeah.

I haven't really been in any extended relationships so I don't really know what I'd do.
I'd probably dump them aftrr the first time unless they have a really good explanation. After that they dont get another chance. But it's all hypothetical since I don't currently into dating.

Ah but cheating on me with a girl doesn't count cause its hot.

I still think it counts
also I don't really have the patience for cheaters
the one time I've been cheated on the relationship ended pretty much immediately

Well, I coukd consider it cheating, or consider it a prelude to a threesome. Since allegedly those are things that happen.

It was a tongue-in-cheek answer, I wouldn't go to jail under any circumstances, I think. I enjoy taking it easy too mcuh to go to jail.
She didn't get it though and thought I was serious.
Probably because of all the guilt for being a cheater.

they are, but they don't really happen spontaneously like that
it's something you plan out with your partner first before bringing anyone else in

I should rewatch planet Earth sometime soon.

>>206397
did she know that you know?

Okay
Going to bed
Oyasumi

>>206400
I would hope so, pretty much everyone in the office knows.

wow
she could at least try to be good at cheating if that's what she's going to do
can't even keep a secret

okay I told you stuff, tell me FFXIV stuff now!

I still hve // have no authorization from jan
instead have this good bird webm
also I finished some preparations and need to go activate THAT now goodbye

You better remind the future me that she was curious and then tell her.

alright well time to go to work at midnight like on all my days off
i want to die

rip in bang

im gonna pre dude

Real neet hours wwu ?!

181 cases
i don't want this
i don't want any of this

my only days offi have to come in to work at late hours to move hundreds of boxes
help please

steal th e boxes
become a blackmarket box smuggler

mornin Kirara

hello

I wish my religion let me carry a sword around

i wish for ｗｏｒｌｄ　ｐｅａｃｅ

a month after moving
my room is finally done

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im so excited, i've never had my own room before

well i did once for three months
but i was using someone else's used furniture and i didn't get to decorate at all
i want to use the chrome duct tape to tape that whole wall full of posters from DJs that I like
some of them overlapping and probably the ones in the corners and edges cut off
i guess collage would be the word

it kinda makes me sad that i'm 24 and just barely getting my own bedroom
i guess that's just life

>non-gmo salt

Popstep better have them fucking bangers ready to go

>non-gmo socks

well socks are often made from plants
so i can at least see the distorted logic thread going through someone's mind when they decide that non-gmo socks are somehow worth going fo

>non-gmo people

Id rather have opium socks

why didn't anyone tell me hero academia had this great spinoff

>non-gmo moe

what the hell skunk

pop☆step is so perfect

hey kirara will you watch something with me or are you busy

How long is it?
I have to head out in 20 min
>>206448
sure then

it's like two minutes

>>>/watch?v=cPrnaqhTYRA

okay that's all thanks

why did you do this

haha youtube is shoving this down my throat
it's like the home page full ad
i don't know why
i'm just really hungover and confused

how do butterflies make every event special
if every event has them then how are any of them special

they told me to meet the enchantimals now
i didn't have a choice

they're so ugly

holy shit this first episode is fuckin crazy

>>206453
Every day is a special day

>>206454
I wonder when the porn will hit

>>206449
goddamnit

>>>/watch?v=WPCAX1J6FPU
this is the most surreal shit
where have i woken up
i've met with a terrible fate haven't i

My alarm didn't go off so no overtime today

>>>/watch?v=WHmVGpKPOvI
sage skunk is so cool

>>206459
>>206461
I fucking hate you for this

How awful

>>206462
>haha it's a joke picture
this shit

i was driving to my morning engagement when i was informed it was canceled
why are people so inconsiderate when it comes to notifying people of things
it was canceled last night so please

>>206459
>>206461
I can't believe I tabbed out of my skinner box for this shit

This is my wife

this is me

holy shit
this is an amazing quirk

>>206465
So youre free afterall?

fuck today

>>206469
why doesn't she just use them all on herself?

>>206470
More-or-less, yeah.
For a little bit at least.

>>206472
maybe she's a nice person that wants to share

>>206471
Why today

iida's brother is so cool

his smile and optimism: gone

izuku no

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