jordan said hes grtting better now tho his daughter is not so getting better
Anno
Third day in a row I've gotten the same Uber driver Has this guy just decided he likes driving be?
whoakun
maybe you decided you like him
Anno
He is a decently fast driver when he chooses to actually take the highway. Didn't expect to here today on time for my shift but here I am
Not like there's any work for me to do at the moment.
whoakun
clock in and grt those free hours
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
one of my colleagues at work texted me "what does poggers mean? this client keeps saying everything is poggers and laughs when i ask what that means"
rook
did you say "haha poggers"?
Anno
But really, what does it mean
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
"it means ur a pogchamp"
Anno
>Hi HR lady, I am having problems getting the company Uber account to work with my app, it keeps charging my personal credit card. As far as I know I followed all the instructions for setting it up as you gave them to me >"Okay, did you do steps four through six on the instructions I gave you?" Ugh
S C
I'm not sure where "pog" originates tbh, the furthest I can trace it is to pogchamp, but surely there was a 'pog' before that
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>897445 my favorite thing is when the troubleshooter doesn't listen to you
>>897446 yeah stuff like that usually has some weird origin
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
pogchamp refers to that guy being a champ at pog pog is derived from pogchamp most likely since the emote is just a closeup of the mouth of the pogchamp emote
S C
no, that doesn't track
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
like literally the pog game?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
yes
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Iff there's one thing the person who insists that using pogchamp is racially problematic did for me is giving me the history of pogchamp
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>PogChamps is an online amateur chess tournament hosted by Chess.com. Players in the tournament are internet personalities, primarily Twitch streamers. PogChamps takes place over the course of two weeks and has a prize pool of $50,000.[1][2] hmm
>>897452 That was a right winger "satirizing" the left
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>PogChamp, one of the oldest emotes on Twitch, is based on Gootecks, a professional Street Fighter player, and is mainly used to express surprise in response to something happening on stream. PogChamp is based on this video from 2000, but was given the name PogChamp because of a Mad Catz fight stick promo released in 2011 for a tournament that Gootecks was competing in.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
thank you kirara
Anno
Internet history is always a weird, crazy ride. Half the time the explanations provide you with more nouns that make even less sense than the original you were looking into the history of.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Especially in the last few years. There are so many memes and references that you just probably can't get unless you've been aware for a long time. It's hard to jump right in because it's all so esoteric now. Memes mutate so quickly now. We used to have like, one thing that would last a year or two before it mutated into an unrecognizable form. But memes are unrecognizable after a few weeks now.
Anno
The culture evolves at a breakneck pace
Anno
Now I get to compile and submit four weeks of expense reports and hope they all go through. Because that's like eight hundred dollars in Uber trips
S C
>isn't pachinko pinball? Gura no
Anno
I mean it kinda is. There's pins and there's balls
S C
They look similar, sure, but in pinball the whole point is for the ball not to go into the hole And in pachinko, the goal is to put it in the right hole
FormerRei@mobile
Ohayo!
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
fuckinnn STONKS
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
literally mental i didn't buy any palantir tho i would feel bad now i'm missin out on all the fun but this is fine
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i always thought the Pog in pogchamp was for play of [the] game
Something interesting about youtube it's easy to tell official ads or content you don't care about to fuck off but if they analyze stuff that you're already subscribed to and promote relevant things from that which they've been paid to promote EVIDENCE: I've been subscribed to videogamedunkey for years. and his new video is 'should you buy a ps5' and now if i refresh the youtube home page, all the content constantly changes. Except for the new dunkey video, which constantly stays top right of the page, no matter how many times i refresh. so the theory is that they analyze your own personal content and then from among that they cherry pick stuff they've been paid to promote to put forward
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the algo moves in mysterious ways the neural nets think you will definitely watch his vid it's only a matter of time till u crack
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I'm about to BUST this case wide open.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
MAKES ME FEEEEL GOOOD
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
look at this guy in the background he fuckin hates his life
Anno
That's why I don't subscribe to any thing on YouTube The algorithm can go fuck itself I'm not willingly giving it SHIT
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>897478 You'll still get ps5 content. It will just be from random cunts
Anno
Joke's on you I haven't seen ANY PS5 content
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>897480 The psy op is so subtle that you don't even notice it.
Anno
>>897481 No the reality is I pretty much only use YouTube these days for Vtuber content
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>897482 What if I told you that the vtubers are in on it too
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
literally every stonk is goin wild today fakj time to get out?
Anno
The best time to get out of the stock market was twenty years ago The second best time is now
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the stonks are crazy because people think biden will add stability so trump is doing stuff to destabilize
rook
>>897478 I play cross country train videos ad garbage truck compilations while I sleep to mess with the algorithm
Anno
Train train
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
gamestop just hit 15 dollars and by hit i mean swoosed right past it
Anno
GameStop is the biggest mystery
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
who knew what genius knew this shit would happen
rook
praise be to reggie, gamestop is saved
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
cloudflare desperately tryna break out of 69
Anno
Nice
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
this power hour bull rally is mental SELL SELL SELL
FormerRei@mobileSamu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
its over its finally over
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
a cool november afternoon
FormerRei@mobileAnno
Man I really hope those expenses forms get approved. That ended up being $860 in
Anno
Uber trips that got charged to my credit card.
rook
head dogtor
Anno
A regular in the lab-oratory
FormerRei@mobile
>pushpins directly on hardwood
rook
I'll be sure to pass your greentext along to the building's owner
finding out the queen's gambit is a fictional story and not even based on a real person has taken everything out of the story for me It went from "interesting story about an orphan who turned into a chess superstar " to uh, "story about a person who's just really good at chess" That works for many other things, sure, but her being very good at chess is only really communicated by putting a name and a fidi rating up on the screen, and then basically cutting to her putting them in checkmate Like if Rocky was just the final punch Rocky threw, and the rest was him and other people talking about boxing
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Since someone broke into that abandoned building I technically manage for work, I have keys to that building now. When I was boarding up that window yesterday, I kind of got excited and put a hole some drywall with my hammer. You know, it's not every day that you can put holes in the wall, so it can't be helped, right? And it's not like I can get in trouble for it. Ah, but now that I've done it, I want to do it again. I could just go in and put holes in the drywall and I'd never face any consequences. All that drywall has to be replaced eventually anyways, so I'd actually be doing them a favor! But there's also something inside me that tells me I shouldn't go and wreck something just because I can, even if there won't be any consequences.
S C
I mean, I'd do it if I was there
S C
anyway
But like Going there just for that seems like uh a problem
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yeah, you probably shouldn't go to the US just to put holes in the wall.
But since I boarded up the window, you know, I have to go and check on it sometimes! Make sure it's still up and there isn't anything inside it!
>>897540 Oh, it's right next to where I work. Like, a 30 second walk. And I'll have to go over there every day or two anyway.
S C
No I mean, going back there just for the sake of doing consequence-free property damage seems like an issue
S C
I'd say it'd be an issue if it was the next room to your office
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
It's not next room, it's a totally different building! And there can't be any consequences for me doing it! If someone goes in and asks about it, I can act like a homeless person did it.
Nobody would think someone like me would do it.
S C
yeah but I just mean the distance isn't the issue it's not a time investment thing
S C
I just think it seems like a problem, like, with you, not for you
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Oh, well, I'm an addict, you know. If something feels good, I'll keep doing it until I die. Like a rat pressing the cocaine button nonstop and never eating.
S C
Actually in rat heaven, they only really did that cause they were isolated and had little to do but get high as balls In the more open community rat heaven, they did a lot less drugs
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Not if you give them cocaine in isolation and then put them into a larger area. Once you have them hooked, they'll press that button until they die unless you take them away from it and put them with other rats for a while to let them recover.
But here I am with my own little cocaine button! Called a hammer and drywall
S C
Oh, that might be true I'd probably do the same, and I've never done coke It seems fun zoom brain
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Cocaine is one of the really bad ones. I don't recommend it. Even the heroin addicts got it easier than cocaine.
Of course, meth is even worse.
S C
Sure, yeah, I know it's addictive and stuff, but like I don't have... a lot going for me, man
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Coke is an awful drug for someone with nothing to do.
S C
Oh, I have stuff 'to do' It's more like, I have very little keeping me from just throwing my arms up and giving up, drinking or smoking up what little money I have, and dying I sleep all day, browse the net all night, at this point I haven't even contacted the unemployment office yet since I quit my job
>>897552 See, that's all why I don't think cocaine would be the drug for you. People like that like benzos usually.
S C
Idunno, I liked that boosted feeling ritalin gave me when I was on way too much, even though it made me really paranoid after a bit I kinda imagine coke is similar Like my brain's just going, and going, as long as I can latch onto something to focus on
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yeah, people like that who get addicted to cocaine actually become absolutely miserable when using it but continue to do it. Like lots of people feel good and are happy under the influence, but if you start getting paranoid just with ritalin, cocaine is gonna make you terrified of everything.
Benzos and stimulants are kind of similar where the people who use them are either always miserable on them and super angry and scared, or they feel really good and competent.
You can tell a lot about a person by their drug of choice though If I hadn't stopped using when I did, my drug of choice would have probably become opioids I got pretty lucky that I stopped when I did I actually usually crave percs and lean more than booze most of the time
S C
well, opioids seem nice too, but they don't seem fun They seem like they trick you into thinking you're having fun sorta
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
All drugs trick you into thinking you're feeling good and having fun. That's the entire point.
S C
I guess
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
For people who don't want to feel anything, opioids are the way to go. You just feel good and then you chill. Although it's not really "good" but more like the absence of bad which might as well be good when you've been having a lot of bad.
Booze is a lot like that too, since alcohol actually acts on the same receptors as opioids (and some others that opioids don't).
S C
booze just kinda sucks though
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
That's because booze has really complicated effects and touches GABA and shit like that. Opioids are nice and simple, the body is designed to process opioids because our body creates them itself. Certainly the body doesn't expect us to overuse them like we do, but we have the systems in place to use that. Alcohol is literally a poison on the other hand. Our body is better at processing and dealing with even cannabis compared to booze.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
mmmm, beer
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i do wish i could drink when i think about all the cool and tasty booze i never had an opportunity to try, i feel kind of disappointed this dumb brain of mine!
PANrela
>>897535 my favorite part of the ~4-5 episodes I've watched of Queen's Gambit is hearing them hit the chess clock 3 times and then a pan out shot of the board happens and 10 moves have progressed
I'm not saying the new call of duty bricked my computer but it happened to stop working when I was playing the new call of duty now I've been troubleshooting it for six hours and decided fuck it factory reset time
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yikes! ill cast a spell of cpu wellness suususususususuus
FormerRei@mobile
Ganbatte
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
mmmmmmmmm watcha saaay mmm that it's all for the best?
Anno
well of course it is
JaPAN
the factory reset failed holy shit just kill me
JaPAN
what a waste of my whole fucking day off im having such a great fucking time
it was just 18k wasnt it whatd coinbase do this time they rolled out their debit card that was like last year tho
whoakun
k make a bitcoin command $bitcoin then display the current price
FormerRei@mobile
Ooh that's a good idea.
FormerRei@mobile
Can we also get a random number generator? No, the dice don't count.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>897718 more drama they like to have bad PR always
FormerRei@mobile
I want something like Rand[x,y]
whoakun
do the dice count
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
who in their right mind would go to doushio dot com for high quality random number generation
whoakun
me wait not me actually not just bitcoin just make a stock ticker $LUv disply price
FormerRei@mobile
>>897725 Sorry, O meant pseudorandom number generator. Although I know of some good webbased sources for random number seeds though. The NIST has one And this dude who makes expensive (but relatively cheap) hardware random number generators has a web service that sends out random numbers every time interval. Not sure what interval though Probably between a second and 5 minutes.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah i should make a stock ticker tho that's for the rewrite
whoakun
samurai cant make a random he can only do generated random
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the random number source i use for the dice is perfectly fine randomness wise but do you really trust me to deliver unbiased numbers
whoakun
#1d20 (15)
FormerRei@mobile
Afaik doushio doesn't have secret dice rigging controls. Tano does though It has a repeating digits only setting And I think a no repeating digits setting.
FormerRei@mobile
So when are you planning on doing the rewrite?
FormerRei@mobile
Inb4 soon™
whoakun
soon tm
whoakun
can you make it so when formerrei posts it converts their name to current rei
Anno
oh shit how do i change my name
im somewan and i'm here to tell you about happeh theory
>>897775 Seems like it should have been you instead of Sammers who hooked up with that witch >>897772 Bang's a cool dude it's a compliment to be like him and merge personalities becoming a single unit
whoakun
>>897774 the girl from no game no life she does have a library
FormerRei@mobile
>>897776 No, Phage isn't a witch. Her touch instantly rots any and all organic matter. Except silk Either because the writer forgot silk was organic, or because they wanted to depict her wearing clothing and not use some asspull to make it magically not rot (even though its a high magic setting).
FormerRei@mobile
Her name is Phage the Untouchable. Although she was originally Jeska but she got turned into Phage because two curses got mixed together.
whoakun
jessica
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
that's definitely some fetish shit, bro
whoakun
sorry
FormerRei@mobile
Jeska
FormerRei@mobile
Phage
FormerRei@mobile
There's another Jeska card but the art is horrible so I won't post it.
im tryinf to get her to hook me up with her sisters friend shes a teCher and a gyaru right now i was like "hey have her dress up like a gyaru and ill give her my credit card" and we all laughed hahahaha like that
Somewan
then you whipped out your CC and stonefaced
whoakun
next time when im drivinf her home from my place
Somewan
you just casually slip the card in her pocket
raise an eyebrow then just scream EEK EEK OOK OOK GYARU OOH OOH OOH OOH
whoakun
two of my coworkers are called monkeys as a joke last night we were calling them back from the car to the backyard with monkey noises lol
Somewan
wow japan is racist
they hate kokujin
whoakun
nah theyre white and all soldiers
Somewan
is it true that all japanese people wanna touch black peoples hair
i had a black friend who went to japan and according to him was hair molested like every fuckin day
whoakun
not where i am okinawa hates americans cuz marines are always causing problems
Somewan
give them candy it worked after hiroshima and nagasaki
whoakun
they always protest outside the base every friday ill go to then and give candy ill get in big trouble but ill so it for u
Somewan
give them morning rescue
Somewan
or just sing the miku famimart theme at them
whoakun
they actually listen to a lot of anime and touhou music at the arcade at least like nornie hot japs
Somewan
ok i got it
sprint out of the base naruto ninja run style and just screm at the top of your lungs
DEMO SONNAN JA DAME MOU SONNAN JA HORA
whoakun
se no
Somewan
FUWA FUWARI FUWA FUWARU
Somewan
just scream out the entire lyrics of renai circulation and do that thing kids d o where they pinch the sides of their eyelids
if they still call you out as a gaijin move on to musou express
whoakun
how about i just drunk drive and steal from all the family marts oh wait someone already beat me
Anno
I hate hot weather all my homies hate the heat
whoakun
tell ur homies to shut up
Anno
wow im telling marsh you told him to shut up
whoakun
ill tell marsh to shut uo to hus face lol (at)marsh shut up lol
whoakun
we coulsnt rememver the best song in the world this is just a tribute
Annowhoakun
are u watchin the marine play touhou shes playin rigut now
whoakun
dang that looks like a chanxco pic i like chanxco
Anno
nah im watching tv chanxco is really good yeah
whoakun
he draws the babes that u want to see just in time
like ur on ur twit feed and see a babe thats probably chanxco
Anno
dunno what this is but the monogatari song was playing
Anno
he had shirts selling a while ago with bbs or something on them was tempted to buy one
I'd get a new one so I could sleep on both shoulders My left ear's the only one that handles the ear was properly, so now and then my right ear will just clog up because I've slept on it and put pressure in the wrong place, and it's a BITCH to become able to hear again cause I sleep on my right shoulder, and only my right shoulder
S C
Every fucking time I see a screenshot of gachaman, all I can think is like "I'm... sure I watched half of this show, but everything here makes no sense to me" There are a ton of aliens I don't recognize, there's a faction called VAPE?
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah VAPE is in s2
S C
oh right there's 2 seasons of this show
Anno
New shipments to the warehouse seem to all but have dried up now that we're probably too close to Black Friday for anything to arrive in time for sales. There's nothing to do today! I'm happy to do nothing while getting paid but it makes me worried for the integrity of my job security!
Anno
Also Arknights server is down for patches and that's totally where I'd be burning this time otherwise
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lol i went to log into my laptop and accidentally clicked the "try microsoft edge yet?" thing it froze my laptop leaving me unable to log in
Anno
Where's that thing? I can't remember seeing it before
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Usually in like the middle of the screen in front of the picture of the day.
I don't think that makes those abominations any better!
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chanAnno
The ride home is much harder to stay conscious during if I don't have coffee in the afternoon hah hah Unsurprising how little I sleep though. Between it being rude to fall asleep in the back of a stranger's car and me not really wanting to be totally asleep in the back of a stranger's car, I'd really rather not!
but tea is pretty silly as a term here it by now means "any drink made by soaking plant matter"
!C0.PerkELE
tho it does clarify you get what nettle tea is instantly compared to "nettle drink" which might be a smoothie
Anno
I would argue hot water is a critical element of making tea. Even matcha I believe you mix the power into hot water as opposed to room temp.
!C0.PerkELE
true dat evdn vold infused ice tea is less tastier if you took the time to prep the tea and cool it down >>897896 i think from animu and actual vid i've seen you mix it with some water to make a slush and then pour the hot water in
!C0.PerkELE
cold brew coffee is cancer btw it just tastes wrong
Anno
I've yet to find a cold brew I've actually liked, yeah. But in all fairness the only ones I've had have been mass canned varieties from conbini.
!C0.PerkELE
i've tried quite many varieties thst were showcased in tech fairs
Anno
I think the real sell for me if I like it or not would be if I get it from an independent cafe or something. If it was bad even from them, then I would just assume the stuff's not my taste.
!C0.PerkELE
my opinion is always tge same "not bad, but cold coffee is better" maybe they all just use shitty beans
Anno
I could imagine it being like the principle of making food with very few ingredients. If only like three base ingredients are going into your food you best find the absolute best quality versions of those ingredients available to you. Maybe a similar concept needs to be applied to cold brew.
!C0.PerkELE
it just always tastes wronh like too mild coffee also it is at the end of the bitterness spectrum of how i like coffee >>897903 who knows it pretty much is just a fancy gadget it isn't even cheap
!C0.PerkELE
speaking of tea, still funny to think tea bags were basically accidental invention
or how far plants like coffee and tea have spread despite being a very one specific area flora originally
they should make a miniseries about the people who stole the coffee plants from mocca
Anno
I like how with tea, you can identify which part of the world traded with which port in China to get introduced to tea. Depending on who calls it te/tea and who calls it cha/chai
Anno
>>897905 The better part of the tea bags story for me is the notion that therefore, everyone before tea bags just got their tea in solid compressed blocks. Like, can you imagine in this day and age just buying like a sheer brick of dried tea leaf It's really comical to me.
!C0.PerkELE
well europe prolly got punched into tea by brits they wanted it or not
!C0.PerkELE
>>897907 'deed many okd ways are kinda "just why didn't they do x?" when it is so obvious now
!C0.PerkELE
okd old
Anno
Hindsight in 2020 is still 2020
Anno
>>897908 Actually you can thank the Dutch for sparking it in the first place. And funnily enough the Portuguese got the chai pronounciation first and have stuck with it since. Not to mention they're actually to thank for why Chai tea from India is even a thing, introducing it to them by that name. Tea's etymology is actually a super fascinating case study in international cultural pollination.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
not to brag or nothin but the centerlink lady on the phone described me as 'Highly Employable"
Anno
Yeah but did you ask her how many people she rated as "Highly Employable" in the past week
>>897936 i've got a friend here who is same he is going to his 5th covid testing now, yesterday his tracking app binged three times don't commute in metro
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
there's a covid tracking app?
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
We don't even have a metro here! We don't have covid tracking either.
>>897939 Most developed countries have them. They ping you if someone you've been around gets tested positive for covid. Very handy!
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I don't believe you?
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
No, this time it's real. Your phone probably has Covid Tracking built into it now, but it won't work unless the state enables it, which it probably won't. Some states have done it.
You don't regularly come into contact with covid positive people, though, do you? >>897949 huh
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I NEED TO CHAINSAW MY MOUTH WHAT THE FUCK >>897948 no not really
The back tooth or so in the left upper side are troubling me today which is different
!C0.PerkELE
i think my current goal seems to be "catch everything but not covid of the seasonal diseases" so I have common cold down I may have gotten influenza, considering the 40 degree fever and how it took me like 4 days to get truly back on my feet
so what do I have left... the virus that causes pneumonia and...
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Didn't the dentist just tell you your teeth were mostly fine?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>897951 yeah I'm guessing left wisdom-kun is trying to catch up to his oniichan
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Aren't you a little old for your wisdom teeth to be moving still?
!C0.PerkELE
not really there are cases where they pop up or drastically move in your 30s
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Wow. Mine totally grew in when I was like 23 or 24.
ToN
>>897953 i dont know dude but it is uncomfortable >>897957 working on that
!C0.PerkELE
just get rid of them >>897955 all of mine grew in when I was like 20 and then after that got removed once a year or so rate
so they after having "grown and settled in" still grew in and improper, due to not having enough room for them
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I don't want to get rid of my wisdom teeth, they fit in my mouth perfectly and I don't have any problems with them whatsoever.
And I can't use painkillers, so I don't want to have to get surgery.
ToN
i am so dang excited for witches tomorrow
!C0.PerkELE
Tooth removal afterpains especially the lower jaw jesus that is annoying
wouldn't want to live through that without painkillers
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Which is why I need my wisdom teeth to remain perfect.
!C0.PerkELE
shake your wisdom teeth for luck
whoakun
just use acupuncture
PANrela
i had literally no pain when i had teeth removed, just dont be a pussy
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
My mom was born without any wisdom teeth and my dad only had two.
And yet, I had all four. My grandfather had all four and his grew in perfectly, too. He still had them when he died.
Anno
My mouth's a bit too small for wisdom teeth. I think my bottom jaw is large enough for them but I had to get them taken out on the topside otherwise I would've purportedly had problems.
!C0.PerkELE
for me they all came out nice and clean, but later on started to grow uuh crooked and that ended up either causing infections in the mouth where they chafed or in the roots
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I've got a big mouth!
Anno
And you know what they say about guys with big mouths
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Apparently the wisdom teeth stop growing in the early 20s, but the roots don't fully form until the late 30s. So I should be fine as long as I don't get my jaw fucked up or anything.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>897964 nobuhiko okamoto (accelerator's VA) plays my favorite character (other than the MC) in yakuza 7 like a dragon >>>/watch?v=f8NkwELSYu0 listen to his song!
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
teef
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
TEETH TEETH TEETH
PANrela
>>897971 i like how his laugh is in the song i cant wait for bakugo to laugh
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>897975 he's so cool my boy is a flamboyant motherfucker who loves to fuck with people
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>897898 yea the extraction is totally different with cold water it's too acidiic
Koi
i'm full
!C0.PerkELE
>>897970 mm and the rooting is why quite many end up with them pulled out during mid 20s
i should not have eaten so much but i was so hungry now i pay the price
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>Gura gets so excited to get out of bed in the morning that she used to jump out of bed immediately and pass out >Her doctor told her she has to get out of bed slowly now because she once jumped out of bed and then she passed out, fell backwards in her bathroom and hurt her back and hit her head >She passes out in the bathtub and shower sometimes gura...
FormerRei@mobile
I think that's moe. Did any of the English hololive girls talk about Thanksgiving? Don't some of them live in the US?
>>897994 Only Amelia lives in the US. Ina and Gura are in Canada most likely. Kiara and Calli are in Japan, but Kiara will probably be living in Germany again soon.
Amelia did a hololive Thanksgiving parade on twitter.
!C0.PerkELE
watson had some drunk stream
!C0.PerkELE
inb4 kiara moves into the holohouse
whoakun
danf is the new episode of jujutsu out??? i wanna see more suit girl shes cool
back massager on the stomach makes the food settle faster. tell your friends
rook
high level strats
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
pulped
we live in a place that is frozen in the past no longer do we wait for that sign in the sky we have found it ourselves it is all around us buried under feet of snow and miles of empty space we know what happens next
Revue is pretty great. The director was like an understudy of Ikuhara who brought us such wonderful series like Revolutionary Girl Utena, Mawaru Penguindrum, Yuri Kuma Arashi, and Sarazanmai
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>898040 yeah i don't know what's happening but i think i like it
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
[DameDame]
Anno
how was my guy still alive
Anno
Good fortune and timing, probably. I hope you got him outta there and somewhere more habitable for frogs.
Anno
I went to get something to put him in and when I came back he had bounced good luck froggy
Each match is bants and fun, and between matches it's Politics
Anno
My coworker in the receiving area plays a local news stream from his computer the whole shift and the upcoming collab between them in Among Us made the news hah hah It's do weird hearing things like Among Us making news segments.
She's playing among us with a few streamers and a buncha leftists though the overlap between leftist and streamer is p heavy here, there are some "non-political" streamers in there Such as NL His community is heavy left tho As are his co-streamers during the NLSS
!C0.PerkELE
hello there fellow kid was that the line?
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Clefairy files anti-SLAPP motion against Jigglypuff
>>898103 hello fellow kids >>898108 arent vtubers puppets controlled by big shadowy orgs
S C
You're doing that thing where you mention someone's qualifications in a way that makes it seem you think it's disqualifying
!C0.PerkELEAnno
>>898112 There's a lot of indie or small-group Vtubers out there! The really popular ones might have had initial funding provided by investors but I'd be surprised if they weren't self-sufficient at this point.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
trump's gonna become a vtuber just in time for 2024
!C0.PerkELE
make the daughter or son into one might work
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the daughternal unit
!C0.PerkELE
if the reps don't kick them out, the trumps might become another political dynasty, lol
>>898127 as a reliable senpai i would never prey on my kouhai i'm just gonna help her become a better psychologist and also possibly protect her from a psycho
!C0.PerkELE
so, top kouhai~
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i'm gonna get some more kouhai soon i'm gonna train them all into psychologists i would be comfortable referring clients to
this city's sleepin like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung
!C0.PerkELE
can i fall in love with the sleeping city again
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i got a feeling like my veins are filled with nothin but gasoline
!C0.PerkELE
95 or 98?
!C0.PerkELE
how actually are the ethanol levels in us gasoline? and gas vs diesel?
!C0.PerkELE
and could you drive a gas car?
S C
Went all in on a bad bet again, 0 channel points
Anno
Maybe you should gamble smarter!
S C
It was a sure thing!
Anno
A sure thing that you lost it looks like!
S C
Only because nobody reported any bodies The impostors won round 2 by getting 1 kill
Anno
Victory by any means necessary
!C0.PerkELE
best impostor win is pacifist win
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
BUNGER
S C
Winning as impostor with 0 kills would be an enormous achievement for the other impostor
!C0.PerkELE
doesn't matter how high your elves are when facing against gunpowder and a lot of it >>898154 been there done that as in the other imposter
but what I mean is the imposters not killing anyone unlessthey really have to get the crew to vote out and only kill to get the voting going, if it isn't already and then to finish it up
S C
I mean, the impostors can't win without killing someone >>898157 It happens, but you need that to happen... 6 times
!C0.PerkELE
i've seen all alive lobby toss someone out who was innocent so
!C0.PerkELE
0 kills is basically impossible dream but 1-2 kills isn't
S C
yeah with a few kills you could do it, maybe Really hard tho
But 0 kills just can't be done without the whole crew throwing hard and yeeting people for literally no reason
S C
You can get the first one out by hard accusing a vent, maybe, but after that it gets dangerous Second if the crew is particularly bad, but then the 3rd yeet will be one of the impostors
S C
Since, you know ONE of them lied
!C0.PerkELE
yup trhere is something fundamentally funny about playing a joke faction that only has gunpoweder weapons in a fantasy setting Bow before my mass artillery and tanks you magic bitches
But why bother with small metal pellets when you can just coat an entire room in flames with fire magic
S C
>>898167 It wouldn't be a big stretch to say the magic fire popping into existence is equivalent to an explosion A gun designed with that in mind, allowing for a LARGE magical fire to be produced behind where the round is loaded, could use that
!C0.PerkELE
>>898169 make the metal pellets large and fill them with explosives
and then fire a 1000 of them at once
Anno
But if you have access to explosives you probably have access to gunpowder At which point why bother using fire magic (probably a resource unless your magic system is unbalanced) and just make normal guns/artillery?
!C0.PerkELE
>>898170 this one webnovel I am reading has the mc make air railguns and they turnout to be way too OP capable of launching rocks at mach 2
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
beeg gun
!C0.PerkELE
>>898172 this is why warhammer ahs many factions use gunpowder it is more reliable and esier to get than training wizards
S C
Hm, maybe I will incorporate this into my WIP, permanently-on-hiatus story which is a few sentences long
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
maybe my railgun can schut it
Anno
>>898175 Pretty much. If you're a creative with half a mind you're not gonna just have fire magic that's infinitely expendable, and either balance it behind some concept of exhaustion or selective userbase. Which returns guns to their classic branding as "the great equalizer", a weapon that with enough oomph can probably take out any magic user.
There's a podcast, Writing Excuses, in which one of their early episodes explains it with a candle analogy. If there's magic in your story that can create small, harmless sources of lights, then what does that mean for the candle industry in your world? If there's not really a candle industry, then what does that mean for the industries that provide the materials that candles are made out of? Magic can really upend your ability to make a fictional world if you don't put too much thought into it.
!C0.PerkELE
and then you can go nuits and make magic gunpowder shit like the CHAOS DWARVES
In Joe Abercrombie's The First Law series there are ?/12 Magi Disciples left in the world but magic is dying out So one of them uses his empire to research gunpowder His enemy magi takes his gunpowder and makes it into cannons Said enemy magi at one point nearly levels an entire city with his magic alone sometimes you just dont want to cast
FormerRei@mobile
>>898183 Also on quora. https://www.quora.com/If-fire-needs-oxygen-where-does-the-sun-get-oxygen-if-theres-no-oxygen-in-space
Anno
>>898185 Pretty much any magic system worth its salt will have the use of magic be some kind of exhaustable resource or issue of stamina for the user, which is so nicely abstracted so oftenly as MP or spell slots. If you have to choose between exhausting yourself using magic, or taking advantage of a technological option that will get the job done, why exhaust yourself? Laziness is the progenitor of invention, after all.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
don do any majick
Anno
kill the witches
S C
My stomach is fuckiis fucking Killing me
!C0.PerkELE
live healthier
!C0.PerkELE
not that I am one to talk
S C
I don't even know why it's like this now I'll just try to sleep it off
S C
Ah, think I figured it out Pretty sure something was stuck in like, the tube where food is actually processed Pretty sure I just felt it dislodge and move, and now the pain is gone
ye french it isn't exactly just flat gi is likle GIi
!C0.PerkELE
the interesting thing is why do I know anything about french pronounciations? I don't actually know this myself either
but I convinced zeeg once with some phrases that I am near native level at those
whoakun
gi means government issue d
FormerRei@mobile
Kek
!C0.PerkELE
>>898208 like l'etat c'est moi etc it was weird to notice that I have somehow picked up the logic of "how to pronounce written french"
but it is inthe end like polish or russian you pronounce the pokes not the crosses
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Gi means git gud
FormerRei@mobile
No It's general infantry
!C0.PerkELE
This is a finnish saying first let's build up to it "risuaita" meaning "twig wall" but also means #
so a usual way to refer weird alphabets in finnish is to call them "risuaita" anything that is not basically the basic roman alphabet is "hashtag stuff"
so many languages that are written in Hashtags have a funny "pronounciation rule" in finnish "jätä risut, lausu aidat" ignore the twigs, pronounce the walls/fences
as in ignore basically half of the letters when saying it out loud
!C0.PerkELE
and funnily enough french applies perfectly with that rule, but it jusst lacks the hashtag letters to make it easy
>>898217 Just make sure you clean up when you're done.
FormerRei@mobile!C0.PerkELE
today we are all here at the mercy of dancing construction vehicles
FormerRei@mobile
>>898218 OOh yeah How'd you like the later Tenchi Muyo episodes?
!C0.PerkELE
like and tenchi muyo in same sentence
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>898221 was good Although it was constantly referring to external materials that was part of the universe but not covered in the ovas and because I wasn't familiar with it, it kind of threw me off a bit I had to read through the wiki at a few points just to know what the hell was happening
FormerRei@mobile
>>898223 DDiDid you wtch gxp? I suggested you watch it before starting s3.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
nah
FormerRei@mobile
GXP is a lot wackier. It ended up getting an accompanying light novel adaptation that went wy past the end of the anime and had some really interesting lore.
FormerRei@mobile
Do you care about a spoiler for the novels tbat doesn't matter in the anime?
FormerRei@mobile
It ties in wirh Dual and is why Mitsuki is there.
FormerRei@mobile
Although you might already know it.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
no i don't care
FormerRei@mobile
Keina Err Seina from gxp is somehow a reincarnation of the guy from Dual. And random other characters in GXP are reincarnated characters from Dual. I don't know how exactly that works though. I honestly don't know if Dual is in the same universe as Ryo Ohki. Oh speaking of universes Tenchi Universe is decent and the best Tenchi movie doesn't make sense if you haven't seen Tenchi Universe. Tenchi in Love and Daughter of Darkness are trash. But Tenchi in Love 2 is really good. Good enough that I considered ripping it off and writing a screenplay similar to it but I couldn't make it work.
FormerRei@mobile
There is no point in watching Tenchi in Tokyo unless you really want to watch more Tenchi stuff. I might've watcged tge whole thing like 15 years ago but when I tried watching it again last year I couldn't make it past the first few episodes.
!C0.PerkELE
Marsh run you are about to encounter levels of autism only matched by my drunk legacy of kain
Annowhoakun
that u?
FormerRei@mobile
Night /moe/
!C0.PerkELE
>>898235 U still havn't challenged me for my hat despite your claims bitch
whoakun
give me your hat
!C0.PerkELE
so where is your challenge?
whoakun
first person to step foot on japan wins
!C0.PerkELE
First person to step on 3 borders or has done this in the past wins
whoakun
ok i guess i win?
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
first person to get the post 898243 on /moe/
whoakun
dang u won brother u guys see this >>>/watch?v=UVNuozKyA3o first 10 minutes low quality evangelion
i think it was a guy doin tricks with a butterfly knife?
ToNFormerRei@mobile
Twitch's banned game list has some stuff on there that really doesn't need to be. Like Hatred Or Yandere Sim (although it is a terrible game)
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>Battle Rape >Ethnic Cleansing >RapeLay okay makes sense >Second Life thank go d
FormerRei@mobile
>>898283 I gave two examples because I only disagree with some of them. Although isn't >>898285 Sex stuff
S C
Why would Second Life be banned?
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
dicks, dicks everywhere
S C
...ah I mean that makes sense, but I'd think that could be handled on a case-by-case basis? You can mod in all sorts of crazy stuff in bethesda games, too, after all Maybe it's just a case of "it was one of the main reasons anyone streamed it to begin with" >>898289 Well what I meant is There's a lot of other stuff you can do in Second Life
FormerRei@mobile
Anyways, isn't Rance not on the banlist?
FormerRei@mobile
>>898287 II'm sure they have a gotcha in the ToS that covers tthat.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
list is not exhaustive this list seems to be some of the worst offenders that lack an ESRB rating of Adult
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno oh i forgot about this
FormerRei@mobile
>>898291 That name makes me kek everytiem I did not know about Battle Rape though Oh, is Grezzo Deu on there?
FormerRei@mobile
Yes it iis Grezzo one shouldn't be on there I doubt more than a few people even have it God Grezzo 2 is so funny It's this ultraviolent Italian Doom wad that is highly critical of Catholicism, Italian politics and culture and has plenty of obscene stuff in it. I've watched some playthroughs of it and its hilarious.
FormerRei@mobile
Okay so fun fact about the guy game One of the girls who has naked pictures in the game Lied about her age And was under 18 when the photos were taken So it's legally child porn. Thats all i know about it
S C
"the guy game"?
FormerRei@mobile
I think its a trivia thing where if you get correct answers you get naked pictures and video but I'm not 100% sure.
S C
I just don't know what game you're referring to, that's all
FormerRei@mobile
It's literally called "the guy g game"
S C
oh I thought it was a game you'd mentioned already but couldn't figure out which Well then
It's not like win minigame see breasts was a novel idea at the time. The Japanese have had stripmahjong games since the eighties.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
it's just kinda loser-poi
S C
I mean we all had access to newgrounds
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
when i used newgrounds i was a kid and a loser
FormerRei@mobile
>>898306 I never played the adult games on Newgrounds as a child.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
press lever for tiddies
S C
well, I'm a loser still anyway
FormerRei@mobile
Reminder that Newgrounds is like 24 years old.
ToN
are you telling me that there are people who didnt play newgrounds porn games in their youth what the actual fuck i cant believe what im hearing
FormerRei@mobile
>>898312 Not everyone was a perverse child like you ToN.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I think it's super normal to be interested in pornographic games as a millenial kid. In fact, it's probably weird to not have been interested if you had access to such things.
ToN
Newgrounds filth was crucial to my adolescence
ToN
photobucket, rest its soul, was also important the danbooru of my youth
a newgrounds flash animation got me into Ranma 1/2 and consequently anime as a whole well it was either that or an earthbound fansite getting me into FLCL
>>898323 idk i have never played before but i have started and it is absolutely fascinating i started with uhh the sensitive psychology build idk what in doing but i am really liking this
FormerRei@mobileSamu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>898325 i hope its super lopsided whats your core attribute
I'm going to get trained as a Doan for my zendo. The Doan is the person who does the bells during practice and service. When we're meditating or doing service, the Doan is the most important person because even the zen master is following their lead. It's a lot of responsibility, everything at the zendo is signalled with various bells.
When we do full body bows (we bow so deeply we put our foreheads to the floor), the Doan signals to everyone when it's time to stand back up, too.
So the Doan doesn't really get to do the bows! And sometimes they don't get to chant because they have to work the bells to keep the chanting going properly.
So on one hand, it's kind of an honor to get to be Doan sometimes. But I really love chanting and doing full bows, so it's kind of a shame too.
Since my Japanese is okay I might have to do the drum sometimes when someone else is Doan too. You hit the drum on every syllable, so it's really easy if you have like, a kindergarten level ability in Japanese, but I'm the only one who has that other than sensei and the monks.
Maybe all of that doesn't make a lot of sense, but basically I have a feeling so complicated.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
kirara has a stand monkaS
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
washi no sutando
PANrela
kirara help i nat 20d me wisdom check and now everything only shows like this whenever it uploads