Thread #874194

can't get motivation to do anything other than work

Can't get motivation to do anything

A bit early for this thread.

what's done is done

600
early
>>>radio

can't
just can't

go.com

warmly waiting on tacks money

I still don't 'get' vtubers, but just skimming the first streams, the detective and the octopus seem fun
The shark is a bit much tho

I'd recommend watching the shark's MuseDash stream.
She's much more comfortable in that element and might not be as weird.

>>874264
I might give it a look
Rhythm games don't leave a lot of room for bants when you're good at them, though, and she seems to be

It's not like an FPS where you can just idly talk while still kinda doing really well

You all are getting corrupted into vridols

I do whatever I want, corruption or otherwise.

>>>/watch?v=OE02wXUOubQ

range

Kek

Night /moe/

The worst part of feeling lonely is when you start considering the idea of putting a short skirt on and try to get a client on a street corner to pay for a night of kimochi.

Nothing to do, i just feel like selling myself short, i guess.

>>>/@suzuame97/1305813700591276033

meat, 'nions, taters and carrots in a pot
guess what it will be

>>874324
>>>/watch?v=lHXkzadukUk

>>874325
wurongu
>>>/watch?v=cvY_pkMwy78

damn
the red pesto i added at the very last moment perfected it

delicious

The eldritch vtuber's english and Japanese are both real fuckin' clean sounding
I can't know for sure about the Japanese, but it's hard to tell which is her native language

eldritch vtuber?

I mean I'm pretty sure it's English, but still
>>874332
Ninomae

>>874333
nippon

>>874333
oh I've seen her around

>>874334
Y'think?
Her facade breaks now and then when speaking English and her actual, real voice peeks through

that prolly means it is harder for her to do it
who knows
don' care bout vrtubers

I'm not sure, I think that's something that happens more with your native language
>>874339
Yeah, but you don't really like, have a separate voice in your native language

Though it's hard to tell
>>874340
Tha's weird

i have much more control with my tone and range when i speak finnish compared to english

>>874338
I do
I consistently lower my voice about a pitch or two

>>874338
works wonders
lower voice sounds more convincing

I guess
I mean I do use a different tone when I'm at work and talking to people who aren't like, inner circle, I guess

Hm

also
hololive is a japanese company
it will be a lot easier for them, if they don't have to think how they pay foreign actors

That's true, yeah
It's gotta be hard to find the roster for this in that case tho
Speaks English more or less perfectly, and is interested in the vtuber thing

But then, they only need like... 6

internet age man
not prolly that hard
tho some might be japanese residents

>>874344
of a country of 120 million with porlly 15 million of the right age group

or was it 140?

126'
ish

urp
i overate

worth noting that ninomae is korean

She is?
Incredible

yeah
kiara is possibly part german or grew up in germany at least
amelia is bri'ish

Where shark from

indonesia or japan
idk

oh hey the unix timestamps hit 160000000000 on sunday i forgot to celebrate

>>874328
>>874354
made wapanese curry today

boop

Singapore Airlines considers piloting 'flights to nowhere' to boost business: report

>In the spirit of a traditional travel, each flight to nowhere would allegedly take about three hours.
>The COVID-19 crisis has hit the travel industry hard, inspiring the flag-carrying airline of Singapore to allegedly ponder piloting “no destination” flights for domestic passengers

>Singapore Airlines is not the first airline to operate such “flights to nowhere”. Taipei-based EVA Air, operated a special “Hello Kitty”-themed flight to otherwise-grounded Taiwanese aviation enthusiasts on local Father’s Day last month. It featured a multi-course gourmet meal from three-Michelin-starred chef Motokazu Nakamura.

>>874360
correct

wat
flying hasn't been that enjoyable since removal of concorde

>>874358
Wait so you get on the plane... just to be on the plane for 3 hours?

What would possess someone to do this?
You could just watch two movies instead

>>874359
you ever ride on one?

nah
never taken intercontinental flights

>>874361
i guess if you really like the view
>>874363
lol

I've only flown twice and neither were particularly enjoyable, I just had my headphones on the whole time to kill the time

>>>/watch?v=6JXUrstLxqE

>>874364
think about it
what it costs to fly to asia or murrica for the flight alone
is a 4-7 day trip in europe, hotel and food included

i like hanging out in the airport and takin flights its nice
liminal spaces man

>>874367
i'm laughin at your post >>874359

concordes were the last planes that really concentrated on passenger comfort instead of "filling in maximum amount of people" as planes nowadays do
or wll have been doing for ages

yea i know
so i guess flying just SUX now cuz a thing you never did doesn't exist anymore

Well
which do you prefer
plenty of space, comfier seats
or the tiny amount of space you have in modern airplanes

even if you havn't done the former, you cna easily go "huh i can actually move al ittle and the corridors are larger to walk in and they aren't packed to the brim with people" and so on

First class is already a lot comfier than business at that

also also
i have been inside a concorde
but never rode one

literally who cares lmao
i never got to smoke on a plane oh no
i never got to attend opium dens in the 1800s
guess everything SUCKS now

So you equate more space and comfier seats
to smoking and drugs

okay

yea dude smoke its good for your mana

tbf, opium dens sound fuckin' lit

anyway i wouldn't pay to fly nowhere obviously
but i like flyin thru the air it's pretty fuckin sweet

I've done aimless bussing, train riding and trams
but I wouldn't ever pay like
a bus to say just drive around for no reason
>>874379
flying is fun enough, but in the end it is a mean of transport
travelling is only fun when you have some place to go or atleast
end up in not where you started

I don't even get out the fucking door without a destination in mind, so I can't relate to this stuff at all

>>874380
ima hit u with a "the journey is the destination"

>>874382
maybe if I drove the plane

I flew for the first time due to that tumor but if I had the financial freedom and ability I would love to check out some of those airports I was in
They had cool food places.

must be weird
i flew for the first time when I was 4 or 5

In other news
Food news
I've got pancakes 2day
Ready made, heat up in oven

hmm pancakes would have been nice
i don't think i have enough milk to do 'em tho

You could always just go get milk

not up for doing a 3-4km walk to the store

congrats abby
you got your pankeiki

new ipads in an hour
time to watch apple stock plummet

>>>/@tobyfox/1305825111040241664

pachi pachi for the toby man

>>>/@HectorOrtegaM/1305746970259214336

Helllo Nerds

soup kannagi

Soup

I'm good. busy as heck atm
so I'm escaping stress by not doing my work and browsing the internet!

sounds fun!

>>874395
run while you can
the people here are being infected with vtuber

hi I'm patient zero

Really I'm mostly watching cause I wanna see the call of cthulhu game, but I don't wanna play it
I might check out the detective streamer when she decides to stream some BIDEO GAMS I'm familiar with too, since she's supposedly actually good at FPS

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/
ipad time
and watch too

I guess I should've expected it after going to bed dead tired for like three nights in a row but man I just slept straight through my alarms today.
Though I probably needed the extra hours.

ok this apple event is pretty cringe so far

welp that was lame
guess im holdin on for the october event

also
hottest take today
>>>/@posadist_trapgd/1305901711815512067

As opposed to postform

>>874400
I wanna become a vtuber :3c

/moe/tubers when

I wanna use the software to make myself a vtuber avatar and rake in the moebucks

ill be a vtuber by the end of the year just you wait
i have a disease that is turning me into one

>>874413
it's too late.
it's already begun

kirara no you're going too deep

This is the real reason Kirara didn't want to get into Vtubers.
He knew if he did he'd go HARD

actually yes lmao

Yeah don't worry I always knew.

i'm too much of an aidoru

I did this

and you'll die for it

>>>/@shisantian/1305932837422465024

>>>/@elzielai/1305862406845890561

Her Superliminal stream was great

no INT all LCK
perfect detective build

There was a femme fatale character that shows up not long into Call of Cthulhu and Ina was really into her.
All "please step on me"

i didn't watch the full stream but i saw her kick ina in the balls and ina said "thank you" lol

It was a fun stream, but I dunno if I could watch a lot of this stuff
The overly fake voices from what's supposed to be like, another person just is too weird for me

I can't believe Amalia \\ Amelia isn't figuring out the mechanics of superliminal

she's got NO INT

She's high CON and DEX but no INT

I'm running out of cute girls doing cute things

You could watch Eizouken ni wa Te wo Dasu na!
It's got cute girls doing cute things though in a somewhat different manner.

how can you be running out if you haven't seen any to begin with

Jashin-chan Dropkick is cute girls being absolute assholes to each other.
It's a really fun series.

Joshikousei no Mudazukai is cute girls doing absolutely normal, every day things.

It's not really a CGDCT show but Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai has some pretty high level cute girls in it.

>>874434
seconding this

>>874437
I've seen some kaguya-sama
but Joshikousei looks like what I'm looking for
>>874438
>>874434
i wasn't in until i watched the op on youtube just now
>>874435
sick burn bro

Eizouken is directed by Yuasa, the director of Ping Pong.
It's an adaptation of a manga, though honestly the more of his stuff is an adaptation, the better.
I think he gets a bit wonky the more original his stuff is.
That miniseries he did about a big earthquake hitting Japan wasn't very well received.

Arriving home, Iheard Gilbert shouting "get out of here"
as i get closer i see him chasing a number of crabs with a broom
he says "the damn crabs got out" and i say "okay"
then i walk away

https://mangadex.org/title/40212/iron-girl-natsuki
The description of this manga is amusing.

>>874441
Does he keep crabs?

I have never known him to keep crabs
but this was like 20 crabs
at least

>>874441
Kek

>>874440
oh. cool. yeah, ping pong was great.
The only thing is though,
I have a whole backlog of "good" anime.

But sometimes yuh just want some moeshit.

>>874446
I was going through a folder of old pictures and saw several of your Yuno figure pics, did you ever find her?

Fuckin NO.
I'm so salty about that one.
adsfghjklsa.

Still hoping she will show up though, been moved somewhere
behind some books or something.
guh

>>874448
RIP
Good luck

>>874446
If you're gonna narrow down on shows that focus on cute girls doing cute things eventually you're gonna have to start watching good stuff.

how im tryna be

October 2nd is only a little over 2 weeks away

october 3rd is gonna be good

I bet I'll be at work

i'll be RUNNIN
gonna start running again on the 3rd
with runner-san from work

You know what also happens on October 3rd?
A new Love Live anime what the fuck
I checked the upcoming anime for next season like a week ago and it wasn't on there then.
Next season is already PACKED and this is just adding moooore

Can't wait to also get coffee cuties in my life again
the triple chinos on my shelf are ecstatic I'm sure

They're inanimate objects Tony they don't feel anything at all

You're not believing hard enough!

I don't believe anything hard enough!

My Official Neo Geo lapel pin arrived.

And my hopefully omly slightly outdated 40 year old programming book got here too.

>>874450
say it ain't so

>>874462
but why

>>874464
Most of the really important Fortran stuff used today was actually written between 30 and 40 years ago and this book is supposed to be good for learning Fortran.
It was also very influential, this was what inspired all those illustrated/comic guides/textbooks to serious topics.
>>874466
Physicists still use Fortran.

but why are you interested in learning fortan

are you a physicist

If your interest is in learning fortran for the sake of learning fortran I guess getting an old book that's good for learning it makes sense but surely you don't expect to get any mileage out of that information right?
There'd be little meaning in learning it to do something productive

>>874467
TThat's what I study in school.
>>874468
I'm only using it to learn basic fortran, I'm gonna buy a more modern Fortran book too.

People still use K&R and that's like 30 years old.

If I recall correctly people don't use old things, like fortran, strictly by choice.

>>874471
Fortran is still updated, a new version is in development right now.
>>874473
Only because of ADHD and depression.
My motivation is up a lot these days.

rei doesn't even write code lmao

does modern fortran let you write lines that aren't like
3 words long

>>874474
Yes
It also lets you use a variable starting with any letter as any type (they added that in the 90's)
And they removed the ability to use floats as array indices.

I can see why you'd want to remove that.

Originally variable names were restricted to 5 or 6 characters.
Anyways it's not like I got an ALGOL or PL/I book.

This sushi combo is pretty good.
It's a bit pricey at 25 CAD or so but it is a lot of sushi at like twenty-two pieces and comes with a side of salad and a pretty big container of miso soup.
So it's probably worth honestly.

Also I am aware that I will probably get bored with it and then leave it on my shelf in perpetuity.

Yeah you guys are right it was a dumb purchase.

>>>/@maullarmaullar/1305995757166587904

Just because we're all gonna die doesn't mean you should avoid things that will make you die faster.

that's just stupid, give me 3 dewgaritas

PAN here with the death RTA

gotta get that dewgarita death% WR

>>874478
not bad not baad
>>874481
yummy
the margarita is one of the finest ccktails known to humanity so im sure this will be grerrrreat

>>>/@Kotaku/1303579377280655361
oh babyyyy

I guess this will fuel the next set of SWITCH PRO rumours

i can't imagine a tiny machine like the switch pushing 4k
will it be hueg
or have a second Gpu in the dock
whatever you do nintendo put a freakin ethernet port in it

4k switch...

I feel they'd have to have a booster in the dock to make it be able to play 4K games.
Maybe that's what Nintendo will do, release a Switch dock that lets it play higher resolutions.

I think that might help them dodge the new3DS issue and not force people to buy more if they don't need the extra power.

>>>/@AnityEx/1305923743689179136
>>>/@tower_korin/1305997714904305664
wow

>>>/@ogatodobalaio/1305995292387536896

i wonder how nintendo managed to flub this
usually they would give something like this a lot of attention and hard work

Maybe they got swamped by the Covid-19 issues and had to cut corners.
I mean a 35th anniversary is still a weird anniversary to celebrate but it's still way less weird than a 36th year anniversary.
If they didn't get it out now they probably wouldn't do anything until at least the 40th anniversary in five years.

The people giving them trash for not upgrading it at all and just releasing them as they were might say they weren't putting much effort into it at all.

jesus

Also >>>>>>PAL
but why

what specifically possessed them

because PAL is shaped like a friend
that's why it's called PAL

sounds contracted out to a low bidder

>>874499
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WA hoo
YA
YA

>>874499
ih ni

oh no*

i wonder what is gonna happen to those crabs

Some birds are gonna have a feast tonight I bet

still some residual smoke

Allegedly some of the smoke finally drifted all the way here.
But I dunno if that was actually the forest fire smoke or just some pollution off Hamilton.

damn over the rocky mountains??

Well yeah, plus cross an entire continent.
Which is why I'm doubtful of it.

>>874511
Ah shit yikes.
I'm sure it won't be bad air quality at least like it is over there.

https://www.tbnewswatch.com/local-news/smoke-from-us-west-coast-fires-reaches-nw-ontario-2714904
jee
well at least you'll see some fine aunsets

must be fairly dilute by bow

im out in da park rn and i fee like i shouldnt be

park mode

inhaling large smoke particles

livin the dream

and weed smoke so fuck my life lung cancer can suck a diiiiick

the thc cancels out the carcinogens anyway

you can just get more lungs if you need them

sounds expensive and possibly illegal

nah man it's perfectly legal i know a guy

a guy who wants to give up his lungs??

i can find one of those too

that's thr illegal part!

no no they'll give us permission don't worry about it

i have several wuestions

You don't need to get new lungs, get lung extensions instead.

why ruin a perfectly good question with an answer

>>>/watch?v=sB0WRG62st0

Why ruin a perfectly good answer with a question

why wuin a pewfectwy gwud answuwu with a question

would be pretty mad max to run an electric fan and air particulate filter in a backpack and walk around with a gas mask

halloween costume?

>>874532
Or you could just get a normal working gas mask and filter.

>>874532
you should do it

putting a N95 on isnt a halloween costume!

oh gas mask
yea but im tryna go extra

alternatively i should begin assembling a sam porter bridges outfit immediately

problem with a lot of gas masks is if you get a surplus one it'll probably have an expired filter and it can be hard to find new ones sometimes

guh

Put a fishbowl on your head and stick an air filtration system through it

>>>/@bombsfall/1306034376187285504

presumably a direct tunnel thru the earth would only go like a few miles under the surface

bu few i mean like 1000 mi

Yeah just a quick jaunt of a thousand miles under the Earth's surface

easy

i wonder how long that would actually take to drill if you had unlimited wnergy

my drill is the drill that will pierce the mantle

> In the mantle, temperatures range from approximately 200 °C (392 °F) at the upper boundary with the crust to approximately 4,000 °C (7,230 °F) at the core-mantle boundary.[11]
it would be hot and seismic

Hot and seiso

> The enormous lithostatic pressure exerted on the mantle prevents melting, because the temperature at which melting begins (the solidus) increases with pressure.

we would likeky need something like
flexible system of tubes with insane strength and active cooling
if at all possible

And maybe this is why we stick to aeroplane travel for travelling between continental landmasses.

yea but i wanna go FASTS

GIANT ipa

>>>/@UnderTale/1306039562859413504
suddenly you hear barking from all directions

Oh that's why it's trending.

it's kinda crazy the forces being exerted upon atoms in the earth's mantle now that i think about it
holy fuck that's a lot of molten rock

hits pipe

im only to chapter 5 in Death Stranding
and there are so many deliveries i havent done
game is kinda insane

just got ziplines a few days ago
wondering if i should build a zipline empire
or finish the roads
or just keep goin

>>874550
just get some good solvent

>>>/@cushbomb/1306036225447469057

FML
and by that i mean
rock bottom baby
its only up from here

lost everything?

lost that girl on hinge

the rest of the failures feel unimportant in comparison

i havent lost everything no so i have it much better than many many people

I have an assignment due at midnight that I haven't started.
I'm not sure if I can will myself to do it.

bruhhh get OFF this site and dewit

what is the assignment

>>874569
Summarize two chapters that I haven't read.
I can probably do it.
I mean ill read the chapters too

undertale concert playing HOME

Oh nvm
I misremembered
There was no assignment for this week.
I was thinking of the one dye next week.
*due

nvm?

ok
sus

must be a relief

undertale symphony did heartache
im good time to bike home

>>>/watch?v=zcFIj56KL6g

undertale concert over
i missed almost all of it
rip

Well there's always the archive

is dat a sloth with a pompadour

I think some species of sloths do kinda have a bit of a pomp just naturally.
Giving them a full one is just a realization of their dreams!

what the fuck

>>874581
What?

>>>/@Andr01dPeach/1306081242283151362

>>874581
what's sup

what the FUCK

WHAT

i don't even know brother

we just

don't know

ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｋｎｏｗｓ　ｂｅｓｔ

https://mango.pdf.zone/finding-former-australian-prime-minister-tony-abbotts-passport-number-on-instagram

>>874592

>>>/watch?v=DsoCe7C4Kmk

Kek
Is there also former prime minister Tony Costello?

this is a lot of exposition for a story
>>874595
there's a peter costello

but he was a treasurer

Abbot and Costello Abbot was also a treasurer.

Little Knight best knight

wordswordswordswords

yearn
for
her

My suspicions were correct
The image gallery app I use copies files off of the sd card into ram or internal storage and then back onto the sd card when I use it to move files from one directory to another on the sd card.

I guess I've solved part of the mystery of why moving Err, "moving" files around with that app causes my lhome to *phone to heat up and uses a ton of battery and takes so long.

Although the real mystery is why they would write it to do that.

Night /moe/

sessessee no daisuki
de ne de ne

>>>/@dcexaminer/1306025265290674177

oh wait somebody already posted that
mb

oh ride on time

The superliminal mechanics are actually like, really intuitive, is the weirdest part

Like, whatever you grab remains the size as perceived when grabbing, and is always placed down as far away from you as possible, remaining that perceived size

>>>/@AnimegirlENG/1306179050633912320

>tfw no dangerous body sexy dynamite fresh girl

im one of those

tag yourself I'm dangerous

im dynamite

im body

I'M L@DY

hajimeyou

yareba dekiru
kitto
ZETTAI
WATASHI NUMBA 1

orange time

who orange here
not me

who /yellow/ here

look at all these theme colors

holy shit I have a job interview?
for an actual real job I applied to 5 hours ago?

hell y,eah yo u did it

Realistically, if I get this job I'm gonna have to move again cause it's like an hour by car each way
But if I get this job I will have money to use, for moving

what's da job

you can't use public transport?

>>874637
Do you somehow think taking the bus is faster than driving?
>>874636
It's a sales thing, but unlike the previous one I had to turn down, this one actually has a salary and like, bonus for each sale you do I guess?
And it's like, directed at companies and stuff instead of door to door "hey we were here last month, do you still not want our alarm?" shit

oh a salary and commission
nice
you can finally slap something and be like "this baby can fit so many x and y inside"

ya basically, except it'll be like, by phone, and I think very toy focused
Like, for kids
I think it's like, directed at kindergartens and schools

oh shit toy telemarketing

speaking of I should probably do some basic research around like
"what is this company"

>>874638
I was thinking it would be at least cheaper
>>874642
yeah sounds a bit sus

go there and start a union

>>874643
There's a chance it's cheaper, but it also takes a lot longer, and bus times aren't like "when you feel like going"

I've been following the growth of your company for some time and would be honored to be a part of the team
the merger with other toy company? absolutely genius
another step towards glorious monopolization amirite fellow capitalists?

Centralization is the path to godliness, is what I always say

Well, it's not like I'm going into this with high hopes in either case
As with most things, I'll do my best, but prepare for disappointment

Also holy fucking SHIT the wind has been howling all fucking day here, are we in the middle of a fucking storm?

>>874616
ohhh
were you talking about a game here?

Yeah
Superliminal

my brain isn't working well today
looks interesting though

it's an okay game
Really short though

vtuber fans are so numerous,
the power of memes

>>>/@nanoka_muromati/1306229056107507713
do you see this girl
because she's top tier

it's that girl

not as top tier as me

It's ya girl

I haven't ring fit in a while and also increased difficulty for some reason and I'm dying

that would kill you yes

i wish i had ring fit

I should do ring fit

>>>/@MofumiYoshi/1305683585458827265

But why

deca-dence, once again, exceptional
AOTY

it really is so good

Maybe it is a mistake
But that's why it's right

>>>/@HomeiMiyashita/1306068425601478656

Don't spook the poor pup

bout ta interview some poor sap for running our sober housing

Crush his soul!

Do ya gotta be sober yourself to hold that position?

I would assume you would have to be an addict not currently using, or a non-addict.
If you're not addicted to a substance, but you drink or etc. in your free time and like any proper job, you don't show up to work drunk or high, they probably would be fine with that.
But my assumptions might be wrong.

Ohayo!

Hallo

An hour into class I realized that I forgot to take my adderal.

Can anyone help me installing meguca in

>>874677 my vps

Yeah
Do sudo apt-get install meguca

Just kidding
Here
https://github.com/bakape/meguca/tree/v6
The v7 branch isn't working (according to the read me)
If this doesn't help you then I don't know off the top off my head what to do

>>874671
yeah
not necessarily in recovery but recovery is good

oh my god this apple is so good

>>874681
Makes sense

>>874680
i will try again. getting a lot of errors

>>874683
Yeah, no unprescribed substances allowed in the house

Oh, the CDC says the vaccine probably won't be available until late 2021.
I was kind of expecting early-mid 2021.

It seems like a lot of people are freaking out like they thought we'd just get a vaccine in December or something and then the pandemic would end, but that's not how it works...

Well hopefully your federal administration doesn't try to rush out a vaccine before November like they've been kinda hinting they want to do.

immanentize the eschaton

>>>/@valvesoftware/1306309773617319936

>>>/watch?v=Z3J3ADqDopk
Watched sharktuber, can't get this out of my skull

>>874690
Have you tried trepanation?

That would merely make the problem worse

>>874692
Try making two holes then.

gonna watch the PS5 event on
https://www.twitch.tv/actionbutton

If that doesn't work I recommend a full lobotomy.

Cast aside your shackles and become a vtuber fan

BACK YOU DEVILS

>>874690
oh damn like a few seconds I already know this is banger

>>874696

>>874698
It's good, right?
You can feel it's really loud

>>874699

FF 16?

I guess?
Honestly it doesn't look as nice as some of the other Final Fantasy content.
But I guess what else would be this dorky of a dialogue.

doesn't feel like a flagship game

Well it is
Weird.

i guess

This is some good music though.

Miiiilessss

So is Tinkerer supposed to be like lady Doc Ock and Mysterio?

fem adam driver

Spider-Man adaptation always seem to end up with him stuck between two heavy things trying to pull them together.
Must be a good work-out.

I'm still not sure why spidey's so strong
Spider legs are hydraulic, sure, but they're not exactly known for their raw strength the way ants are, right?

'arry wot

YER A WIZARD 'ARRY

Oh wait I remember this yeah.
Yeah a Hogwarts RPG game.
Honestly I'd be down for this.

If anything, spidey should be the most fragile Marvel
If you draw blood, you kill a spider
Cause that's not just blood, that's their hydraulic fluid
>>874717
Humans also not well known for our raw strength
As far as animals our size go, we're weak as hell

but's not just spider he's also human

if this game were actually dark souls hp that would be pretty nice

I can't remember who was working on it.
But the studio was one that has done action RPGs before.

gaem wrold

schut gaem
time for a break

Yeah just another Black AWPS game
Big whoop

CHRIS
RE *
RE 8 EVEN

sp00k

Looks like they're really channeling RE4 with the eerie village here.

Still don't know anything about how it wiill play hah hah

Oh more Deathloop.
Arkane studios delivered really well on Prey and Dishonored so I'm happy to give this new game a spin.

So far the only new thing really has been FFXVI though.

cyberpunk whennn

i guess that comes out before the launc tho

I wouldn't be surprised if CD Projekt RED also didn't give Playstation any special benefit.
No benefit, no fancy timeslot in their presentation.

dAnte plS

A character towards the end there totally looked like a white-haired Adam Driver

Wow is this supposed to be a AAA Freddy game

six nights at ffreddy?

Well I'll enjoy watching someone else play that.
The FNAF games aren't really my personal thing but they're fun to watch.

why tf did they put the FF16 trailer first and make it so subdued

I missed the FF16 did it look good

Not really?
I mean in terms of content it looked like any other Final Fantasy game.
But visually it feels a bit underwhelming.

demon soups

best level up lady inbound

i hate the backstab animations where the guy to be backstabbed suddenly stands in place and waits patiently for your hot throbbing sword

I dunno sounds pretty accurate to my experience shoving throbbing swords into people

Weird there's no UI
Alternatively, would be neat if there was a hardmode no UI option available.

Looks FromSoft/10
Being actually able to play Demon's Souls is one of the things I'm looking forward to on the PS5.

>no release date
pls

less fornite more bugsnax

Yeah where the fuck is Bugsnax

wow its all these games i bought for 9.99

Dimply sownload dames
and part slaying dem

Slay dem dames

so are all those just included in psplus?
I guess that's cool but xbox gamepass would probably get you more overall content, probably just leaning hard into their exclusives

$420.69

MMMM CHECK OUT OUR SEXY USB-A PORT MMMM

399/499
hey
i guessed right

500 USD for the PS5 eh.
Well I guess they're not trying to compete at price-point with Xbox.

SEVEN NINETY NINE USD

oh that's not too bad

wad of gore

Ah well no surprise there was gonna be more.

dad of god

>>874751
I'm not 100% certain they're just included.
They were a bit unclear if you can just play them with a PS+ subscription or if you need to have already owned them for PS4 previously.

nosnax

Fucking betrayed.

I'll never forgive them for this

>>>/watch?v=3kAOE73OhwI

500 USD for the PS5 is definitely about what I was expecting but also man, pretty pricey.

>>874765
brennan williams is truly living the dream

wow ps5 reveal is happening?
wtf whyd they do it while i was with clients

Happened hah hah
It ran for like forty-five minutes.
They just showed off a bunch of game teasers/trailers, most of which we had already seen announcements for or figured were coming.
And then flashed everyone the MRSP and ducked on out

i don't really get it
what's the improvement over the ps4

the games look almost the same!

>>874771
Probably because we're still only seeing games developed for PS4 standards.
I dunno I also don't think you're gonna get much more than marginal visual improvements in consoles until some super-tech breakthrough happens.
Consoles are just too difficult to cram the hardware for serious improvements into without the pricepoint going way to high even if they keep selling at a loss.

lol whats with this FF16 trailer
this doesn't look impressive or anything

nothin about VR or anything

i will prob hold off on getting a PS5 for a while then
i thought id want one around release but...
if im getting a PC and this is all PS5 is gonna bring me, like
i'll definitely hold off until they give me something really good and exclusive
like bloodborne 2

FF16 also comin to PC

Wouldn't be surprised if it's a delayed release though.
I'd assume Squeenix's longtime best friends status with Playstation still holds.

>>874775
Yeah, I think this is the real productivity drain of the pandemic rearing its head.
The console manufacturers totally wanted some BIG games to be ready for this holiday release.
But no one's able to seriously crunch on games right now.
So we're only really getting stuff that was announced as dual-gen releases like Cyberpunk and AC.

demons souls also comin to PC

not sure what would make me really need a PS5
maybe horizon zero dawn 2
bloodborne
most of the stuff isn't even exclusive

were square enix watching the final season of game of thrones when they made developed this game

i mean really they should just delay stuff and be honest like "yeah the pandemic slowed everything down" and release when they have a reason to buy

That's what's happened with all the games hah hah.
Like even Halo got delayed to next year.
But still gotta get the consoles out in time for Christmas!

right? so why can't fuckin sony and microsoft do it haha

>>874781
who is gonna want the consoles for christmas if they aint got shit!!

you might be underestimating the power of fanboys and ignorant parents

yeah i know lots of people will still buy that shit lol
but damn it's underwhelming

That's also probably why SONY and Microsoft are pushing the stuff like Gamepass and all the games you can play while being subscribed to PS+
They know by now there'll be a shortage of games to play on the consoles so they're pushing the subscription services to give people reasons to use their consoles until games start coming in.

i wonder if they're regretting the no /// lack of backwards compat for PS5
if they would let you play ps1-3 games then that would probably have a lot of pull for people that got into gaming later in their lives
just fuckin give everyone metal gear solid again for christmas

The PS4/5 and PS1-3 are funadamentally incompatible systems though, due to an infrastructure change they did when they made the PS4.
To play PS1-3 games on it, they'd effectively have to either provide an emulator you could run on the PS5 (probably not that hard honestly), or remaster the games to be compatible with the PS5, like what Microsoft did to enable backwards compatibility with original Xbox games on the Xbox One.

Yeah, I doubt an emulator is that hard.
In fact, they already have one.
There are PS3 games available on PS4 via the PS Now program.
So they must have an emulator or something, right?
It's just very few games and over the past few years they got rid of a lot of them.

Actually, they still have a shit ton of PS3 games available now that I look at it.

Honestly the thing that makes me the most pissy about next-gen consoles is that it's a HUNDRED DOLLARS to add a disc drive.
A good disc drive costs like fifty dollars TOPS

I was gonna stay late at work to do some notes...
But my stomach is hurtin real bad. I'm too hungry.
I can't concentrate!
Maybe I can stay late tomorrow to catch up.

>>874791
Lol, yeah that's so stupid.

>>>/@pixelatedboat/1306337567969652738

I really hope it isn't.

Honestly I hope Rowling is as far removed from the game's development as possible.

nah that's an old fake screenshot from like 2016 lol

rowling is apparently in a lot of trouble with her new book
people are really starting to hate her
even some of the actors from harry potter are comin out against her although some are defending her too

Are there backstabs in it?
What about invasions?

In what might the best defense of her book, the villain character doesn't seem to actually be a trans character, and is more in line with the serial killer from Psycho.
BUT
BUT
Considering her views on trans people and how aggressive she's been in butting heads with them.
It's a really bad faith argument to say she didn't do this to at least somewhat villify people of non-cis identities.

Yeah I've heard he's cis and just dresses as a woman to disguise himself.
Although she's still a terf lol

Yeah, Rowling is such a petty bitch lol

I still occasionally think about how she claimed she's not antisemitic for having a race of money-grubbing goblins that just happen to perfectly depict stereotypes against Jews that have been used for a long time by saying there's a (one) Jewish student at Hogwarts and his name is Goldstein or Goldberg or something

Astro Terf

If Rowling starts writing scifi I'll call her an astroterf.

i can't wait for her to no longer be remembered

i slept in today
and now i'm up

who

ｌａｒｇｅ　ｏｒｇａｎ

>>874805
That is too many keys

what do the blank keys do

three sets of F keys

this is the bare minimum system requirements for WoW 2

>>874805
Based
They should really just use chorded inputs at that point.

>>>/@regaulity/1305971365195862018

>>>/@Nibellion/1306343042547355648
they want to charge $70 per game????

Means it's gonna be like around 100 CAD after tax up here...

I think at the least CD Projekt RED is rejecting that MRSP and is sticking with the current one for Cyberpunk regardless of console though.

yeah $70 for a standard edition game is just... unreasonable
why

Probably because there's a presumed price creep.
AAA titles were like 50 USD for PS3/360, then they started selling them at 60 USD for the PS4/XB1
So of course it's only normal that the next generation will sell at 70 USD
Totally normal

inflation is cray

if we're getting pc DeS does that open hope for pc Bloodborne

It's fucking bullshit
Bluray discs cost like $0.05

yeah i dont think the cost of the bluray disk is where the price of the game comes from

>>874817
PC Bloodborne was already announced

>>874820
you're lying to me i cant believe it

>>874820
No it wasn't
It's just been rumors

>>874821
Okay leak rather than announcement.

i cannot trust leaks they lie to me all the time

just a rumor

just a theory

the rumor was that they were releasing bloodborne remastered for PS5 and that it would also release on PC
according to those "leaks" it was already nearing completion and being playtested

in other words since it wasn't announced today, it's pretty clear those rumors aren't true
one of the biggest games of the last 5 years getting remastered for your console with no games isn't something you hold back especially if it's already done

The Maze Rumour

bloodborne 2 but this time it's a switch exclusive

switch weapons

it's genius

you know what else is genius

me

guess again

Me

guess again

Me

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

me

all wrong.

a CHAIR!

THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR THIS CHAIR

okay wait i got it
is it ME
like as in Windows ME

>>>/@NTom64_Lyfe/1306353838094512128
dmc5 special edition not available on xbox series s

so series s cant even play some games

That's gonna create some problems.
Though at the least the Series S is entirely digital, so they can probably prevent people from buying games that won't work on it.
Still, means you're gonna have to choose if you want the budget console and get exactly what you're paying for -- a budget console.

it'll probably lead to a lot of resentment though
especially if they don't make it very clear that series s can't play some games

I'd bet Microsoft will push for any exclusives to be compatible with both options though.
Or provide different versions if the compatibility is too impossible.
It'll only be stuff like DMC that's third-party that they won't be able to force a less intensive version of.

what a mess
good thing my switch library is future proof
what's that
im getting some news now-

NIntendo's said in the past they intend to support the Switch for the extent of its lifespan.
They got burned a bit with the stuff around the new3DS so I think they'd probably play it safer with any midlife crisises for the Switch.

>>>/@Nibellion/1306359667954716704
):

... How does that kind of mistake even happen
Like there had to be some incoming information that wires got crossed on to make the mistake.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING SONYYYY

Kinda funny that both the PS4 and PS5 are going to be releasing on few notable reasons to get it right off the bat.
And one of the main driving reasons for both is a FromSoft game.

oh ina is really excited about the new final fantasy

>>874853
yeah haha

Maybe there was a Japanese demo reel that didn't have the clunky as fuck English dialogue in it.
Or maybe she's just fine with that anyway hah hah

>>>/@ninomaeinanis/1306365003566469120

Wait yeah I'm dumb she links a Japanese trailer in the Tweet.

does sound better in japanese
>>874857
as would be expected by a weeb queen

Honestly the music in the trailer was definitely the highlight.
Like Final Fantasy games always have good music but I really liked this trailer's.

yeah, for sure

>>>/watch?v=hVcq--kt9uk

Deathloop looks a little interesting.

The devs are the people behind Dishonored and their Austin studio made Prey which was a -fantastic- game in my books.
So I'm definitely fine with getting another game from them, especially if they do some timeloop shit too.
Plus this second trailer seemed to be hinting that you'll be rewarded for executing creative tricks like messing with that one guy's invention to get him and the other target in close proximity with each other.
Dishonored and Prey both had "we give you multiple solutions to the problems you encounter" and it looks like they're keeping that up for Deathloop too.

Haven't played Prey, but the Dishonored games are pretty great, so I'll be watching the updates on this one

Prey was really good, would recommend.
It's got some weird alien stuff to it too, kinda like a less grotesque alien horror and more just weird horror.

>While the game does allow the player to use stealth and related abilities as in Dishonored to move quietly, Deathloop does not allow for non-lethal takedowns of non-player characters, as Arkane recognized the choice of killing or subduing enemies had weighed down players in Dishonored.
weighed down players?

Likely something along the lines of how if you were going for a non-lethal takedown and fucked up, you'd have to either checkpoint reset or run away and wait for the environment to reset itself so you could return to trying a non-lethal takedown.
I can definitely remember frustrating stages in Dishonored 2 where I fucked my stealth up and since I was trying to be pacifist I was REALLY disadvantaging myself when I had to start running away from like a dozen cops.

hmm yeah
>The game features a multiplayer aspect in which the player can alternatively take the role of Julianna, an agent tasked to protect the time loop and take out Colt. When the player takes this role, they will enter a random player's game and may interfere with their play.
this sounds pretty fun

As long as they make sure it's not the same Julianna hunting you each loop.
I bet there's gonna be some people that are really good at the game that will basically make the Colt player's life miserable if they can just keep picking off the same Colt.
Though I guess if the Colt player gets frustrated they could just go offline.
But that's not really a "good" solution to the problem.

Yeah, it'll probably be a new Julianna every time you kill her.
Or when the loop resets.

>The Julianne character has a similar range of abilities, many of these closer to the Prey abilities such as being able to mimic any character in the game, including Colt, and thus interfere through activities such as drawing the player away from the real target with her mimicry or by posing as a duplicate Colt in front of one of the targets to cause confusion that way.[1]
oh man this has potential for some seriously mean stuff

I wonder how robust their enemy AI will be for handling stuff like that.
It sounds like they want it to be smart enough to be "confused" when there's two Colts it's seeing.

>While current artificial intelligence (AI) in video games can lead to believable behavior, AI tends to lack surprising actions. This led to bringing in second online player to control Julianne as to randomly affect the player's game, itself something Arkane had explored in their unreleased title The Crossing.[1]
hmm

At the least I'm assuming if you're not interested in the multiplayer aspect you can just play the game as a single-player.
It would be pretty disappointing if it was a multiplayer only experience.

oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioi ooooo oo o ooo oooo ai limao

AIEOU
wait fuck
AEIOU

AIUEO

john videogames

Joe Gamer

Is the oriignal doushio dev here?

No

yes
For the record though, te current version of meguca is not forked from doushio, it was completely rewritten from scratch in go instead of js.

the chad doushio vs the virgin meguca

>>874882
h0i

>>>/@insomniacgames/1306339845070036992
woooo

Even less of a reason to get a PS5!
Makes sense though if the Miles game is basically a standalone DLC running on the same engine as the first Spider-Man game.

tryna code aaaahhh ADD

>>874890
Ganbatte

>>>/@diebelra/1306319300094033920

>>874890
What you working on?

ADD update: rollerskating in the park
>>874894
learning how to terraform

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/09/16/913565163/scientists-discover-way-to-induce-altered-state-of-mind-without-drugs
dude

trippin on neuralink

That's some real cyberpunk shit
Who needs synthetic drugs when you can have synthetic highs

i am going to be the killjoy and say it's probably not a totally legit thing
trance-like states are pretty well observed and are only possible in extremely specific situations

even if you had electrodes in your brain
??

oh i missed that part lol
yeah with electrodes in the brain you can even literally shut off someone's consciousness

one please

I have one brain cell and I am not afraid to use it

my brain cell right now
>>>/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI

brain cell number two
>>>/watch?v=QZShA_a-5r8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruby_chocolate
I didn't know this ruby chocolate was a relatively recent invention.
It tastes so much like red velvet that I thought it was just where that flavour was derived from.
Still this is some tasty chocolate.

step 1.
"yeah i'm just gonna wing it, measuring everclear for this drink"
step 2.
"oh fuck"
step 3.
"oh FUCK"

oh no

can we get some platinum disco in here

>>>/watch?v=14FOPsSCIPs

thanks

A YOISHIO

boo yea

time for more death stranding perhaps

i've been drunk for less than an hour and i'm already feeling the suffering

the suffering comes and goes
good things endure

All things pass in time
Good or bad

rushia is forever

tacks comin in soon

anime >>874918 →

don't worry samu
it's all gonna be daijobu

DIE joubu

>>874914
https://github.com/aemkei/jsfuck

I could fall asleep in my chair rn

>>875071
Do it
I dare you.

im driving

You have a chair in your car?

>>>/watch?v=gqq35mnbVt8

>>>/@koumeposter/1306496196421267456

Morning Euro posters.

good night rei
see you in 10 mins

>>875080
I'm not attempting sleep yet. Ill do that in around ten minutes.

Night /moe/

see you in #d100 (87) minutes

>>875084

>>875085

lel
spent 20 minutes looking at a live broadcast of a hiking trail to see if my pop popped up in it
amusingly found him at the exact time he sent a picture of the spot
with him clearly in "taking a picture" pose

if I wasn't so afraid to break my not properly healed back
I'd be there rn too

wow he's a celebrity

wow dude
there are like 3 more vtubers playing osrs
that's..
hmm.

soon I will be the last uninfected person on the board

nah man they fucking suck

Where are the anime girls doing the high level pvm content, hmm?
these guys are all just wandering lost around lumbridge talking to the chat

It's almost as if
they've figured out that the game is a hotbed of lonely losers and a potentially lucrative market
instead of playing for the merits of the game itself

But surely not
surely not.

soon all their simps will come white knighting
and free gifting

>>875094
I was only in the room for about 30 seconds before Nope-ing out but some guy was asking in the chat which world she was on
presumably to find her and give her items

I gave you items
now give me seks

>>875096
>oh my God. Thank you. You're such a sweetie
>I'm sorry though. I have a boyfriend

a thing that happened today
>mailslot goes flap
>wussit?
>"notice: we will be coming to fix damage caused during changing of balcony/terrace doors"
>uuh... wat?
>eyes windows and lack of terrace
>if I have a terrace i didn't know about, why do i not have a door leading to it
>wait maybe they fucked up something major and there is damage on the walls?
>inspection time, inside nope, outside nope
>call construction boss "fug this"
>"wrong appartment, ignore"
>kay

also
>update firefox
>maybe it will finally be more stable
>nope.jpg

>>875098
>there used to be a terrace but it fell off. pls fix.

>this window was supposed to be a door

oh yeah you are in this campaign too

>>875102
onegaishimasu

>>875103
good work
you fried bones

sasuga watashi

>osrs
>merits
pft

>>875106
10,000 bots can't be wrong

hahaha the newest Re:Zero was crazy

Hey

who

>>875109
wtf it's beta

hows it going mate

Heyo!

hey hey kannags
>>>/@koumeposter/1306496196421267456
look what I found

>>875114
Oh wow.
that is amazing haha!
>>875116
That is the best advert. Everywhere should do this.
Did you go to the vietnamese restaurant!
>>875117
Yep!

On the far right of it is an arrow pointing left with "vietnamese restaurant" written over it, so it's basically like... their ad sign?

Oh wow I didn't realize it was a direct rendition of an actual screenshot
>>875115
I didn't, but if I go there again I might pop my head in
It's like, next to the job I was interviewing for, but I'm on the waiting list so basically I'm in if one of the new employees drop out or something
Which might happen, but I'm still annoyed cause it seemed to go so well

I hope you get the job!
Offer to paint a anime mural for them to win them over?

I really want it
Sales seems fun

I'm already like, locked in as the one they're gonna call if one of the people who actually got it are like, bad at it or something
The interview went super well, or at least seemed to as far as I could tell

I fucking want that job

Heck yeah, I hope they do call you
If you haven't heard from them for a while call them after a while and inquire about it, don't let business forget about.
>>875122
Yeah! sometimes business just forget or are badly organised.
I don't think any business i've called to get an update have ever taken it badly, it is actually something a lot of people do but for a lot of me including me it is nerve wracking or it feels like being too pushy or anxiety causing.

I should go skulk around and mafia one of the new hires or something

I'll give it like, a few weeks, then I'm calling to hear how it's looking, yeah
I think when it comes to this kinda job, there's a very high bar for what's like "too aggressive" when it comes to calling them again

Yeah I don't like calling just to see, even though it's dumb cause the worst I can get is a "no", and then I'll never have to interact with them again anyway

Well I'm rooting for you!
and also I hope the inside of the vietnamese place is weeb :3c

I'll take pics if it is
And probably go there somewhat often if I get the job

It's got a 15 minute break every hour, and an hour lunch break
It's fucking nuts, guaranteed salary plus provisions and stuff

If I do well I could make like, fucking $3300 or so a month

oh heck, that is so nice.
a lot of places are supposed to give those 15 minute breaks every hour but I often had to work through mine.

I guess I have a bad sense for time anyway!

I've been meaning to get some food for a while now and i keep getting distracted!

I'd probably end up working through half of them anyway
I only need 5 minutes every 2 hours, I'm used to just working until I need a cigarette or food

Besides, as long as they let me work, that's 15 minutes every hour I can use to make more money, and that's why I'm there

I'm going back to uni soon, but I kinda wish I was back in at work. I miss having regular paychecks and the familiarity of work.

I work in a fuckin' grocery store now and we get 30 minutes of break time per day
When I worked a factory job tho, breaks were... frequent and long
Motherfuckers would sit outside in the smokeshed and go through 2-3 cigarettes over the course of a break, and we had those breaks like... every hour-half an hour
Paid, too, cause it wasn't like a BREAK break, but a "the machine is doing its thing and we just have to wait now" break

Working at a bank I'd get a break at very limited opportunities it'd be all monitored and you'd have to have a timer for going to the bathroom and anything.
it was horrible. I left that job and got a lot at a warehouse doing dataentry and was fairly good. it was a reasonable break time and we could have time to do things including going for a cig.

Uni is just haphazard, I'll usually get early and have a cig with everyone that smokes in the class but people kept mooching cigs off me.

Jesus christ
Even my current job doesn't actually monitor our break time, even though the system for checking in and stuff does have that as a feature, boss just doesn't feel like using it
And bathroom breaks aren't counted

If I end up actually getting this job I might even just quit smoking and swap to snus entirely
Fucks up your gums tho
But it's just a fucking stream of nicotine, without the need to leave your seat or anything

I tried it as a goof at work, figured I might as well see what this shit is, and I was fucking WIRED
Though, that rush usually stops existing after you've been doing it for a while
But it owned

It's also nearly an hour's drive from where I live, which honestly just gives me an excuse to drive and listen to music
Though I'd probably end up moving
But I don't wanna live in that fcking city, it sucks so much, Lillehammer is like, at a 45 degree angle
THe whole fucking city is angled
It fucking blows to drive in, there's streets that LOOK like they're pedestrian-only, it's hell
>>875135
Oh right, doesn't it interfere with the grill pills?

I just smoke as a cope for anxiety although technically I shouldn't smoke on my medication.
I did think gum or whatever

>>875134
It doesn;t interfere so much as it increases risk of blod clots not that smoking doesn't already do a lot to increase risks.
>>875134
45 degree angle city sounds kinda interesting tho, I live in a hill area where it is constantly going up and down steep hills to get to my departments or anywhere really. It is actually pretty good exercise.
one of the hills here is even called cardiac hill for how steep it is.

I bought a pack of nicotine gum like, a few months back
Only ever took 3 of the like... 50? in the pack

Goddamn

I actually haven't walked to the store more than once since I got a car, and I only walked then cause I was like, half-way to wasted
I needed cigs, and snacks, but I couldn't drive
It's not actually far tho

I haven't learnt how to drive so I have to walk or bus but since the pandemic I've been Hikkomori modo.
I've barely gone out just basically to get food.

And just today my local area has gone into lockdown again because cases are rising so there now curfews again.

The thing i miss most about commuting to work was getting on a train every morning early and late at night on the way home. it was kinda peaceful watching the scenery go by and all the lights of cities at night from the train.

Oh yeah, I actually really like late shifts cause I get to drive at night
It's both like, extremely aesthetic and there's nobody else on the road so you can fucking give it

Yeah I love night time landscapes. they are such a pleasing aesthetic to me.
I've been getting up pretty early and going out late into fields doing nerd amateur satellite and radio stuff lately and it is fun watching the landscape changes as it goes from darkness to light or light to darkness

Ohayo /moe/!
>>875140
Hisashiburi

>>875141
Yo!
>>875143
I'm haphazard, I'll browse moe a bit and get distracted by a lot of things.

Well not really "hisashiburi" but you're on /moe/ less than once a week.

I might end up keeping this spotify subscription just for the song radio thing
"Hey music program, I like this track, give me more similar to it" is a feature you kinda need to pay someone with an AI to get, anyway

Well, you could probably manage to make it happen via some sorta peer 2 peer, free software of some kind
>>875145
Yeah but only shuffle and also ads
I'd rather just dump my music in a folder if the alternative is ads

doesnt spotify free tier do that too

I said ooh gorl
shock me like an electric field

Shock me like an electric eel

>>>/@DeepLeffen/1306617644779556866

Man I 'member Reader Rabbit

Nintendo did a fifteen minute partner Direct today.
And then immediately afterwards did ANOTHER fifteen minute Direct to elaborate further on the new Monster Hunter game coming to Switch.
They're really expecting it to be big.
I mean they should expect it to be big in Japan; Monster Hunter games literally drive console sales over there.
But to do the same for the English audience means they're probably hoping the World buzz is gonna push more people to pick up the Switch game.

Oh do they have the directs up on youtube?

Yeah they stream them live and then put the archive up.
I think they ran a few hours earlier today.

I mean I guess "stream them live" is a misnomer since it's all pre-recorded just aired live.

ah yeah found them!

Oh right I totally could've just linked it.
Whoops.

Oh shit best bear makes a return in Rize.

Rise?
Yeah there's no Z there.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/93545z/this-hacker-creates-fake-cheats-that-make-cheaters-jump-off-buildings-in-game

>>875156
the punching bag returns

>>875159
It sure isn't a hard fight but for some reason I just always find it such a satisfying hunt to go on.
Makes for a great early-game intro hunt to the feel of the game.

it was my go-to when I wanted to try weapons and styles I wasn't familiar with in generations
the deviant version was actually pretty dangerous too

It was also great since for GU they brought back the Portable 3rd stage it frequents so you got the boppin' battle music for that stage instead of the kinda dull generic Fanged Beast battle music.
>>>/watch?v=u3fF0PMvoO8

this morning this delusional client told me he gives girls his number telepathically but they never call him
so i said "maybe they want you to do it the old fashioned way"
and he goes "with a pendulum?"

Did he assume "old-fashioned" telepathy to be hypnosis or something

worse
do you remember Urara?
it's one of the pendulums they used for fortune telling in that anime
that would point in the direction they were supposed to go

Well I remember the divination tool yeah.
But I don't really see how it's supposed to impart phone numbers unto unsuspecting girls.

you hear a voice inside your head

>>875167
Did you see this?
https://github.com/aemkei/jsfuck

TThis is one of the most creative joke languages I've seen in a while.
*creative new joke languages

i want that fucking job

you can do it!

>>875166
Yeah, I have no idea.
I think he misunderstood, maybe. He seemed to think I meant meeting girls.
He said he met his first "match" using his pendulum.

>>875171
>>875172
Yeah, just make someone drop out

I mean it's not up to me
Someone needs to drop out from the training

That feels like something you could do to me

kodak stonk
still
going up
what the fuck

Film lives eternal

*grabs xray wand*

I don't think my 4:00 client is gonna show up, but I don't want to start working on paperwork yet because it's still possible...
But then I won't be able to do paperwork in that time until like 4:15 in case they just show up late...
Mou!

>>>/watch?v=XppT7y3FuLA

>>875170
>>875172
I could end up in legasl trouble y'know

You've just gotta hone your skills enough so you can do it with confidence that you won't get into legal trouble.

I mean there definitely are ways to make it happen, but it's hard to come up with ways that don't involve like, problems

>>875168
its alright

just take ur gun and SCHUT

>>875182
thanks dooty

>>875180
problems are a part of life!

I can't believe powerman 5K just fucking released an album this year

AND in 2017
I for real thought the group stopped making music

Their sound really changed tho

moeru

>>>/watch?v=d3dMWMsU6NU

No no no no no no noooo

woo all caught up on my notes
time to head out

>>875191
Heck yeah!

just gotta hit da shop on the way home and then i'll go reheat my curry and watch ina play call of cthulhu again

>>875193
Curry sounds nice!
I have some katsu curry ingredients so I can make some tomorrow!

I keep meaning to play call of cthulhu!

Naisu!
I've got some rice and some curry from Tuesday

i haven't played it, I've heard it's actually not that good
But Ina is fun to watch and she has relaxing vibes so it's a good way to end a day

im gonna try and run an Among Us sesh tonight with some ex coworkers
idk if this will be any good or a shitshow
do i need anything special besides the game and a discord

i don't think so
i don't know if you even need discord technically

ina was so happy that she started crying on stream
such a good girl

A very sweet girl

DANCE TO THE PLASTIC BEATS
ANOTHER MORNING COMES

Dance to the plastic cleats

>>>/@CheapyD/1306626379526664195

It's almost as if people want the security of having a disc drive.
Though it also doubles as a BD player so it does mean you don't have to spend money on one of those if you get a disc drive version.

Ultimately though this is why it's so annoying that the disc drive version is a hundred dollars more.
They could make it probably any extra amount of money over the digital version and the people would still overwhelmingly choose the disc drive one.

they should sell copies of the game as crypto tokens

Make all copies of a specific game for their own blockchain

>>>/@pcgamer/1306563085000495106
jfc

Guess it just goes to show how much hardware has yet to improve.
>>875208
Well yeah, but that's what Crysis has always done.
They deliberately set the upper limit for the games as impossible to graphically sustain as possible.
Which is why even modern benchmarks still use Crysis games as demonstration tools.

It's not as big a deal as it sounds because you can just play the game on settings a normal FPS would employ and you'll probably get decently-good frames while playing.
The point of being ludicrous like this is to give benchmarkers something to play with.

actually reading the article, it's because they do unlimited draw distance and no pop up assets, no LoD changes
it's literally just designed to be unrunable at highest settings lol
wtf

lol
the "destroy my rig" setting

apparently the setting is called "can it run crysis mode"

Yeah, I remember hearing about it a while back.
The devs have been upfront about it being a reference to the meme.

Kek

meow

do you believe love can bloom on the battlefield

Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon

>>875215
No
>>875214
Did you know that that was referenced in canon material?

The 40k thing I mean

what the fuck is 40k

40,000

>>875217
it's from metal gear actually

>>875220
Yes I know
I was clarifying 40k because "love can bloom" is a relatively well known (within the 40k community) fanfiction inspired by that quite
*quote

>>875218
Warhammer 40,000

I do not know this warhammer forty thousand
please elaborate

>>875223
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not because I've swen you genuinely not know things that people (whether in general or within the circles we run in) would be expected to know.
*seen

>"In the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium, there is only war." Set in the seemingly never-ending year 999 of the 41st Millennium, Humanity, now united under the Imperium of Man, will go to any ends to protect itself from an endless tide of enemies, including the onslaught of time itself

tl;dr there are a bunch of factions fighting for control of the galaxy and they're all horrible in different ways
Except for the Necrons in earlier editions because they did nothing wrong.

>>875225
wow you mean they're all terrible people with no redeeming qualities?

>>875226
Wow, two Betas in twenty-four hours

>>875227
They have some redeeming qualities
At least the imperium of man, tau, eldar, orks and I guess the Necrons have redeeming qualities.

But it's very grimdark.
Although you might not know what that means because the word literally comes from "in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only war".

Surely it's not some sort of overly edgy setting where there are cults that use catapulted infants as paint to plaster their sinister religious symbols onto the houses of the innocent

>>875231
I'm only 99% sure it doesn't have that.
But the entire point of the edginess was that around the time it was made there was nothing like it

Wait are you telling me that PK exaggerated the cults of the 40k universe at me
oh no
that's not good

>>875233
I would ask him.
Also in the future I will just call you a dumbass instead of giving you the benefit of the doubt and explaining something to you.

>>875228
A special treat for you

But what about when I actually don't know something.
I wanted to have fuuuuun

I mean I only know about 40k through the lense that is PK
hearing your comments on it is actually a benefit to me

>>875237
Noice
>>875236
I can tell you about it more some other time, I'd need to refresh myself on the lore.

>>>/@syu_600/1304325461594443776

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