Thread #864809

hope

i'm imagining walking up to that noose

and cinching down the loop awkwardly

while azusa is confused and irritated

"eh? nani!? nande!?!?"

Cutting the circulation off to her hand slowly but effectively

she'd angrily yank her hand back in the portal

right before i place a sack full of wasps into the portal and pull the drawstring out as i close the loop

haha take that azusa

now if it was Mio or Mugi asking me to go to the other side

THEN we'd be talking

Talking about what?

*starts banging his fist aggressively*

poi poi po ipo ipo ipo ipo ipoi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi poi



i saw someone with a license plate the other day that said "poi"

fuckin MONKEY BUSINESS

>>>/@NZXT/1291221145190936576
reported
blocked

What does that even MEAN

it means ur a fukin weeb LEL

i've recently started wearing a new pair of pants to work because my last pair died

and they chafe my inner thighs in the most horrible way

i end up spending all of my time after work with a fan pointed at my legs, covered in Gold Bond

i need to buy pants D:

oh no what if everyone can see you're dick

when flaccid, it can be hard to see

im a grower

people make fun, but it's almost kinda scary how true the term can be

embrace the bracing SIZE

You best wish you're gonna get a glow-up

bury me six feet deep
cover me in concrete

turn me into a street

what kind

Yeah are we talkin' a road, or an avenue, or a boulevard.

The boulevard of dreams
A vibrant pink and rainbow ocean avenue

borger

time for smash

GOTTA SMASH

Maybe I should close these windows.
The temperature outside is something like 10C and I'm already pretty cold.
Having open windows is nice though.
I just wish we were getting actual summer temps.

>>>/watch?v=Jki49UFR8q0

PRAWNS

I Did a thing is pretty handsome ngl

>>864954
Would you let him do YOUR thing?

Let's all do our best today!

>>864957
nah mate.

But you can
and I won't hold it against you
we'll just agree to disagree.

Ohayo!

how cum every event that has bb in it is rly good
interlude too

i took out a 50000 usd corona virus loan from my 401k just to roll for summer bb

yeah this event has a lot of really good stuff
all the mats i need to max Skadi
>>864962
worth

I too
Will roll on bb
450 SQ banked

i got skadi but i barely leveled hr and hvent skilled her at al

yeah you gotta put a lot into her before she starts paying off
I don't even have any good aoe quick-card damage dealers to use the double skadi strat with

um no? i put my creme in her once at level 1 and she paid off instantly in that case

>>864967
lewd
LEWD!!!

i csnt creme unless i roll anime girl in fgo
then im alowed 1 single creme
to that anime girl only

tough but fair

luckily i hve every single girl in fgo

>>864970
Oh no
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pkyxmv/beirut-explosion-australia-ammonium-nitrate-stockpile
>>864971
NOICE

a piece of a jet fell off a jet at the base im at o_o
the japs already hate us :/

>>864973
RIP

>>864973
Wow, she looks like a slut.

>>864974
youre a foot f*g
>>864975
um shes bb so she is a slut
especially in the summer outfit
shes got hr normal leotard in other ascensions tho

>>864976
How dare you slander me like this.

but she's a rare and powerful slut

>>864978
Like your mom?

shes (You)'re slut s its ok
shes the beautiful wonderful kouhai bb chama

>>864980
I like the five star headpiece.

>>864980
mate I'll be so salty if i blow 450 gems and get nothing

i only hve like 150 rn but i have :credit_card:
so i got infinite rolls

>>864983
No
It's a trap
Don't fall for it

dude lol ive already paid abunch of money on gacha

>>864985
doesnt mean you should keep doing that

i maxxed out 3 credit cards and then changed my identity so i didnt hve to pay them off

I had a bunch oof mango pieces and two glasses of coke for breakfast.
Somehow that made my sstsstomach ache feel better

ewww who drinks soda
and u had sugar with thhe mangos
how about u stop eating so many csrbs

>>864989
Yeah but then I'd feel empty inside.

all u need is lift heavy get a wife impregnate acquire milkers
wait let m check if i hve the image on my phone

i dont so have this instead

>>864991
Noice
Incidentally
Do you like the band Talking Heads?

never heard of them
i pretty much only listen to japnese anime music
ok i found the inage
shes got big ones

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

man i hate running

>>864993
feel so inspo'd

>>864993
noice at the pic
Not noice at "only listen to anime music" though.

Also at 8:30 some literal boomer down the block was mowing their lawn.

so

It was annoying because I was on a phone call with my therapist.

>>864999
la

>>>/@yaneerbaryam/1290916583137738752

that's nothing i manifest brain damage without even trying

>>864956
YES

hmm should i buy $RKT

bought one share
already up 3% wow

>>865006
Now
bet it all on black.

no
wait

red.

wait im on hold
bla-- black? did you say black?

ok hold on
placing

RKT saved my marriage

I'll be taking my consultancy fee now.

HAHA IM A GENIUS

oh no

https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000007316.000007006.html

what is this before I bother clicking it

>>>/@interovgm/1291333039616745472

>>865014
Anime manhole covers

https://mangadex.org/title/50050/hyper-ultra-girlish
Bkub deserves a Tezuka prize.

team RKT blasting off again

>>865018
Who even needs a job
Just play stonks

what da fuq

SPY 333.33

why yes
I am cooking spaghetti at four in the morning.

>>865022
Noice

>Massive 20GB Intel IP Data Breach Floods the Internet, Mentions Backdoors
go home intel you're drunk
peein' all over the place
intel puts lets goooo

apple absolutely high and drunk out of their mind

>>864809 (OP)
>>865022
>>865022

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i4v8hv/aita_for_bailing_on_a_hike_when_an_unfit_person/

no hes not
f*ck fat people
f*ck off and die tbh

not everyone can be fookin jacked m8

you gotta lift big to get big

*eats croissant*

ssome weirdo in front of me got melted butter put on his eggs
and 2 servings of melted butter on his 3 pancakes
fuckin fatty
weird too

butter on egg
hm
not my first choice


i do like a pinch of salt on egg

thats seasoning
spicy salt on eggs
butter on eggs ive actually literally never seen before
cooking eggs on butter thats one thing
but straight up pouring butter on them
(barf noise)

bury me six feet deep
cover me in BUttEr

butter steak is nice tho

Hrrrmmmmm
I'm not sure if I want Intel to die or not.

die

I hope we get RISC-V PCs

Actually
Now that i think of it
I don't know what license RISC-V has
Or even how licenses intended for software work for hardware
If I designed a cpu and lcensed it with the GPL v3, would anyone manufacturing a computer that used it be required to exclusively use hardware with a compatible license?

scoot da burbs
scoot da burbs

who needs RISC-V when we have

THREAD
RIPPAH

>>865041
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMD_Platform_Security_Processor

despot sexpot

>>>/@MSFT__Incel/1291414980508758028

who is this ramen cannon

>>865045
Icing on the cake is the weird tenuous state of whether he's alive or dead.

>>865047
Poor dude
he should have never challenged zizek
that's where it all went out of control

spirallin out of control bitchessss
sniffs

we are about to build a cat pen
an outdoor cat installation
this cannot go wrong

Does it menace with spikes?

menace

Menace is a good mechanic but I miss Intimidate.

dennis the menis is on netflix now

Mensis

>>865051
it's already drawn blood and we are still at home depot

>>865056
Nice
So what's the plan?

Are you making a cat sized Thunderdome?

Or is it more of a "cage match" cage?

how can people be like this

>>865058
borgerdome

>>865060
Some people just wanna rely on nobody

>>865061
>>865061
First off
It has a door, so its absolutely not outdoors
It's a tiny building
Second
I don't think the measurements on that plan are consistent, it says 46 inches for one wall's height and then 48 for the opposing wall
Third
You are probably (I won't claim to be an expert on zoning and construction laws iin yyoyyour town) ging to need a permit for that
Zeroth
Why not just gget the cat a leash and take it outside?

Also wait
It has a roof
You're gonna need lights

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

>>865065
Hi bang

Oh and the widths appear to be different at both ends.
I could be reading it wrong but

Also what are you putting the astro turf onto?
The ground?

I see this place isn't dead yet
godspeed, doushio

Is it being built directly on soil or like concrete or something?
What about the foundation (I'm not 100% thats neccesary but maybe it is if you're building directly on the soil)?
How are you going to prevent the artificial turf fom getting wet when it rains?
If it gets wet it won't dry very easily and could get mold.

Also what if ththe cat doesn't like it?
A giant chicken wire enclosure would definitely feel more like outside (because it is) to the cat.

it's being built under a deck so the enclosing fence is good
it's a nighttime defense area against raccoons
during they day the cats will be free roam
>>865071
they don't get a choice tbh
thry been livin in other people's homes and now a garagr
this is their new temporary home

>>865072
Ah

Is there ccecement/concrete/asphalt below the deck?
Well if its temporary really nome of that matters
Hrrrmmmm

there's dirt
hence the need for bricks to line the perimeter
and then possibly the turf
we just gonna put in a mat or something

Yeah most of the stuff I was thinking about doesn't really apply if its just temporary thing.

I misinterpreted it and thought it had brick walls.

nah it's steel fencing
can't use chicken wire, raccoons and coyotes will bust right in

>>>/watch?v=TKvjEQXKeec

anime >>865080 →

ya get trouble right hfr in moe city
trouble with a capital t and that ehytms with b and that stands for bracelet

Kirara go back to sleep

>>>/watch?v=iE4_dtz8u28

yeah that's right, i drank a whole beer!
WOOOOOOOO

But why

cause it was in the fridge and i didn't feel like getting water
it's a bit hoppier than i usually like, so it had been sitting in my fridge for way too long

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/z3eg54/scientists-rename-human-genes-so-microsoft-excel-spreadsheets-dont-get-confused
Fuck Excel

>>>/@LLW902/1291558467690541057
our long national nightmare is over

the nightmare is never over, samu
you know this

>>865179
What in the fuck is this.

i get to wake up to a paycheck, and some overtime hours
and then it's the weekend
hopefully my body can handle it

night moes

a japanese culinary secret
now unleashed upon the world

>it's not even the instapot nothing but egg bundt cake

>>865184
nice
happy friday incoming

This headache has been pestering me for like five hours now.
I already took some asprin once and it went away for a bit.
Hopefully I can fall asleep once this second dose kicks in and wake up to a happier head.

>>865188
Ganbatte

well we power sawed and layed bricks and screw screw screwed and uh

gotta finish the cat pen early tomorrow morning
there are two new cats incoming (my brother's) to the house and we have no idea how the current cat is gonna react
she's territorial

>>865194
Wgy do you have so many cats?

>>865200
my bro has had two cats for ages
but he moved out
so now the cats have been cat sit by various friends and slummin it in garages
this is only their latest flop house
a steel pen to protect them from our house cat, raccoons, and the odd coyote

Good luck building the pen.

HELO I AM FROSHMAN

>>865222
Yes, I like ELO.
What's your favorite song by them?

>>>/@AAAAAGGHHHH/1291558060771532801

i didn't realize spice and wolf had such a large cast

>>865224
I honestly expected it to be full oof spiders or ants.

ANTS
ANTS
ANTS

We get ants sometimes.

>>865225
There's like fifteen or so novels.
Each one featuring maybe two or three focal characters Lawrence and Horo enaged with.
Cast builds up over time.

That's a lot of economics

why did I phonepost
im sitting at my computer

>>865231
It is a mystery.

i feel like that's my job noqw
cat masseuse
i don't really contribute anything else useful

Man
I wish I had a cat.

Night /moe/

goo night

>>865234
There are worse jobs to hold.
And what good is a measure of contributing "useful" things anyway.

I was trying to sleep but then I thought of something funny abd I have to share it.

Thoth Hub

Is that like grubhub but a thot comes to your place instead of food?

can u send me an invite
i can't find it on the app store

wow the plural form is succubae?

oh one of the forms

>You play a song so beautiful that it causes a small kitten to come into existence.

>>>/@zounose/1291667184523960321

You want?

my koi keychain broke off
and yes

anyway hello i bought a dyson fan
without also realizing it was a humidifier.
I thought it would be okay
until it decided to leave a puddle on my floor.
I don't know what to do with this now

Mop it up, probably.
And then get into the habit of empying the water tank regularly.
I'm guessing it's more a dehumidifier than a humidifier.

it's a humidifier
it humidifies
also it's carpet
it's funny because the problem really only started when I decided to stop the humidifying

That's a bit weird to me.
I've never really been in a residential room that needed humidifying.

>>865247
tfw your keychain breaks

>>>/@WarBunni/1291506649157566466

>>865253
>But Maria your lips are soft, not dense

f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f friday mfersssssssss

man remember when friday meant something

>>865257
shouldn't have abandoned the old gods

rika would say happy Friday or something like that

>>>/@naoto_moni/1291671244660563973
don't show this to bang or anything I'd hate for him to see something lewd

fuckin REPORTED

>>865253
Osmium rocks

construction of the door is starting
the cat containment field is coming along well so far

Cute coworker may have quit, but cute customer is still around

less competition for cute customers attention

That would mean she's gay, which would be beneficial

god damn gays at it again

WOW is that you?

no

this is me though

>>865272
Me on the right.

is this dr disrespect stream actually live

why do i feel like this is some kind of prerecorded loop

>Canadians are getting tired of seeing citizens from the disease-ridden United States illegally cross into their country.

https://mangadex.org/title/52565/the-results-of-awakening-to-over-strong-power
This is funny.

Woah woah woah Amazon.ca has Ring Fit at non-scalper price.
Like presumably being sold from Amazon themselves.

>>865280
Nature is healing.

>>865281
Sup blue
Draw anything good recently?

Ah nope nevermind
Either they were lying ratbastards or literally in like three minutes the Amazon units sold out.
Guess it's back to waiting.

I'm pretty sure it's that they all got bought up by someone because there were like just shy of forty in stock at market price and now there's forty being sold "new" by some third party.
Motherfuckers.
I want to find them and scalp them instead.

>>865276
How is the construction going?

>>865284
scalper shit

I fucking hate scalpers.

>>865282
yeahh, today actually
>>>/@bluecityblues/1291785665865277440

>>865288
Nice

>>865288
will you draw me like your french colony girls?

didn't i already draw your cat like that

tho I think the hair and dress could be bit different shades
but that is just my opinion

skirt

I like the tone for the hair but I agree on the skirt.

also
her collar and skirt are the same colour

if you gun mess with canon colours, change the outfit

that's work
really, the better idea would have been to shift the collar's color

you should btw draw a lap pillow

>>865297
yeah that would have worked better

I drew a first person lap pillow but it's not that great, i should do it again

>>865300
redo it
get a girl to read soft on a script
and get some asrm recording

and make extra bucks

woo
internet upgrade

cat cage is stalled tho

>>865285
it's raining so we're just staining some wood mostly
doin a little digging
so we can bury some bricks

bang
is home
and it's the weekend
time for a weekend thread

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