The izakaya I go out to every now and then had End of Evangelion playing tonight. As someone who's never watched any of the original Evangelion but had been so utterly inundated with content about it, it sure was interesting. We only stuck around for like the first half though.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816801 when the mortality rate hits 10% only 3.7% to go
rook
what're y'all gonna loot first when society crumbles?
my muscles hurt that massage was so deep i haven't noticed anything different with my chakras though i wonder if maybe chakras aren't real...
rook
no way did you even see naruto??
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
no no this is DIFFERENT my ROOT chakra and my CROWN chakra were closed thus disrupting my body's energy flow
rook
shoulda told the masseuse to suck your DICK chakra
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
she was touching my crown chakra and i ws thinking why can't i feel her touching me? crown chakra is apparently above my head? so she wasn't even touching me for that one
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
clown chakra
rook
lmao
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816836 what do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a chakra that doesn't swirl the right direction
rook
my roommate started dating this girl that believes in reiki crystal healing and she was trying to tell me all about it acouple weeks ago, saying she can definitely feel it working how do these beliefs come about? how can they stand the test of time?
>>816842 I mean, if you want to stay cordial, how do you handle this? I just tried to change the subject >>816849 ooohh a friend of mine wants to run a dnd campaign for a group maybe I'll finally play tabletop
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816850 i just play along by listening but without validating and ask questions just because it makes them feel good and i dont care
>>816881 sengoku kamen rider sounds pretty fuckin silly
!C0.PerkELE
some of the first enemies we fought were infinite copies of red power ranger
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
different red rangers tbf
!C0.PerkELE
and ton died to one of them literally as he was powering up an aoe super move and everyone else is all "hmm this seems bad" and ton is all "CHAAARGE"
rook
>>816877 btw nioh 2 has a weapon that's basically the beasthunter saif mixed with the burial blade good game would recommend
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao ton ran in and died immediately
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Being Tsu is suffering
!C0.PerkELE
No being Inari is suffering in your place
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>816889 I should play Nioh one, a friend bought that for me. But does Nioh 2 have umbrella weapon
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816889 i want to get it but im playing digimon cybersleuth and p5r comes out soon so nioh2 is on backburner for now
rook
>>816893 no umbrellas so far it's got the bloodborne thing, dual hatchets, and all the weapons from the first game which I guess you didn't play so you don't know nioh is one of the best souls-like games though you should play the first one for sure I'm barely into the second so jury is still out but so far it's nioh + a bunch of new shit
!C0.PerkELE
I wish I owned an umbrella gun did you know those actually existed
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
yeah I might give Nioh a whirl tomorrow while I have freetime. hopefully my computer cooperates.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
nioh is bettsr than dark souls 2 and 3
Anno
oh nioh
PANrela
ToN dying like an idiot that way is why I named that session what I did
rook
>>816898 same agreedo the loot system probalby // probably drove away more people than it should have though, considering it doesn't matter until way into endgame
!C0.PerkELEKirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816901 yeah and even then it's honestly a pretty simple system
rook
>>816899 fuck you are comedy genius where's the netflix special
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
post screenshots of your notes pan lol
rook
>>816903 it is, but I know a guy that dropped the game because all the item modifiers were triggering his min/max autism and since the game doesn't explain some of the modifiers very well he couldn't min/max like he thought he could
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
hai dozo
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
being Tsu is suffering
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>816906 oh rip jan and i did like the whole game together and got super into our fashion souls and stats autism
rook
I just went full ninja since I could dump everyting into dex to boost my kusarigama damage and my ninjutsu damage first game was fuckin ez just dodge behind the boss and throw 15 storm kuna
Anno
>>816897 wow this vtuber has a deep voice thought she was a boy at first i like it though
PANrela
I always like rereading what I've written because I really shows that I write all my recaps over the course of a week and while doing other things because of weird mannerisms I slap in briefly
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>816911 yeah once you get past the initial whoa factor Ange is fucking great
>>816975 Nah I'm gonna do cardio so I can catch up to the fatties and EAT THEM easy pickings son
Anno
Not all easy pickings are good pickings.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
no news is goût news
JaPAN
>>816979 hey it's better than having hunger for dinner
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
YEET
JaPAN
you've yote yer last yeet, pardner i'm here to collect a bounty on a ne'erdowell yeeting indiscriminately
rook
jan are you getting nioh 2?
JaPAN
mosdef might not be when it comes out though cause i missed a bunch of days at work due to a mysterious debilitating flu-like illness
rook
it definitely won't be when it comes out cause it's already out it's pretty good so far, living weapon is way better now you get a devil trigger instead
Anno
Bang Bang Bang Pull my devil trigger
JaPAN
>>816986 oh what wow the google info box messed me up i saw march 13, 2020 and "initially released on may 24th, 2019" and my brain said release date = march 24 2020
its really crazy what they are doing with the grafics of a ps4 first with FFXV and now this
Anno
The mainline Final Fantasy games are really the PS4's swan song. Maybe a bit undeservedly but they're always what gets talked about a lot. Er I mean Playstation consoles in general, not just the PS4.
AnnoChoux
>>817005 real eyes realize the hip and thighs hypnotize and still i rise
>>817044 wtf might as well just raid public tp at that point
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>817043 oh sorry just like in general theres no Happening rn i dont have a stable place to stay or a job and im hanging ariujd in essentially a foreign country lmao
i would tell you to come stay here but the airports are infected here now ): you can stay on my futon if you drive here
Anno
>>817046 that's tough hopefully things start to look your way soon
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>817048 i bought a box of alcohol wipes so im IMMUNE >>817049 thanks a lot of this is sed inflicted but i appreciate the concern
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
drinking will lower your immune function!! only hallucinogenics are safe right now
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
do you think i should still go to nola on wednesday
or maybe like take a train to Buffalo instead or just get more airbnbs here in NYC or yolo abandon the USA forever
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
nola has an outbreak, have their first deaths you should find a smaller place
places like NYC are probably going to get locked down in the next month
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i figure nola is at least less dense and more hospitable than NYC? however it has more crime also i wont be able to enjoy it properly i guess lmao hmmMmmmm
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
right now people think that it's going to get pretty bad in nola and NYC really you should just find a place to stay tbh you could always squat in an empty house
I had plans with a friend tomorrow but my mom told me that she didn't want anyone to come over and now I feel really bummed. >>817074 That's really funny.
!C0.PerkELETalesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Okina wtf are you doing do you even poop
!C0.PerkELE!C0.PerkELE
The new hot pickupline is "I have toilet paper" and then you whisper to their ear "and disinfectants"
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
take me now
!C0.PerkELE
take noow meee
!C0.PerkELE
god my internet is slow everyone is home using 4g to netflix and quarantine
Anno
>>817073 just take your friend out somewhere if there's even placss to go
we just had a team mahjong tournament, the 5-hanchan style from saki third invitational tournament, divided by region i played for team Americas (north & south) and we used ai like hambaagaa for our team anthem we ended up winning and ive got it playing in my head now
was a very good tournament
Anno
congratulations!
Anno
>>817104 How many regions did y'all get representing?
月
well considering it's mahjong teams, four it's five hanchans with a continuous pool of points and team members changing out
basically it was americas, euros, russia/china, and then SEA/Australia the tournaments are getting really big. they used to be just show up and play, but we had about 50 participants in the recent ones which means we go through a week of qualifiers before the final teams are determined then we have a week to discuss with our teams our play order and make OC for the tournament
it's really fun. your team makes their own playmat, chooses sound clips for deal-in, tsumo, ron, and riichi theme, and then team anthem choose avatars, and make team posters it's really a fun community event and i look forward to things like that
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
holy shit wakamoto is in this digimon game as an antagonist
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
oh what the ffuck now fukujun ishere did they just get ridic voice actors for the royal knights
>>817135 thx there were a lot o cool glowing fish i went t the zoo here too but was kinda lame heres why its called the rainbow state it sprinkled while being sunny a loy
>>817147 damn that's actually really crazy as far as influenza similar virii are concerned
whoakun
im gonna start a corona virus scam hmmm what should it b e
rook
sell bleach water as a homeopathic cure
月
jim bakker is already getting sued for that you know, the jim bakker's buckets guy it's called queso
whoakun
dang hes fast
Anno
oh I think I remember that guy
月
davey somehow made it back into japan amidst all this crazy shit he had to leave, re-process, then come back with the work visa musta been stressful
whoakun
my flights havent been csncelled yet even with the DOD memo :/
rook
>>817156 he sure knows how to grift wonder if god taught him
Anno
God is the world's best grifter, after all. Fooling a few billion people into believing he exists.
Anno
dang images are dead I think >>817156 that's actually terrible
whoakun
samurai whatd u d do im atuck at thumbnailibg
月
images just aren't working it'll be ok it happens
!C0.PerkELE
Heyy, this time it wasn't me
Anno
yeha they just break sometimes not sure how they get fixed but they get fixed eventually
Anno
now I just get "couldn't get response" instead of the whole thumbnail thing oh well
whoakun
thats it im sending samurai a vry angry email
月Anno
just a cloudflare/host hiccup I guess
whoakun
test phew
Anno
oh, now I realise why I couldn't upload those images probably come uop as dupes now
!C0.PerkELE
I like how out of nowhere, I suddenly have english keyboard layout option available where did it come from who knows why did it appear as an option out of nowhere nobody knows but it is there now, and I can accidentally turn it on much to my own annoyance
Anno
whatever Euro made tis washing machine designed it weird probably not gonna have my work clothes dry in time
whoakun
euros have washing machines?
Anno
yeah they're called peasants #owned
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i bet its cloudflare bein like "payy uss >:/" that makes the images break once in a while
whoakun
maybe cloud flare is qquarantined due to coronus
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
covid-19 cov-fefe cloud-flare
!C0.PerkELE
just call it wuhanflu
Anno
I think going with Covid-19 is the better option.
!C0.PerkELE
usual naming convention is naming it after the location it starts + the chinese don't like it wuhanflu it is
>>817196 probably not actually inside wuhan just because the first cases were there doesn't make it wuhan
Anno
>>817193 Well for starters, no, that's false. Secondly, Covid-19 isn't even a flu so that name is false on two accounts.
!C0.PerkELE
>>817198 tru dat amusingly indian cases with viral spreads are named after the first case locations tho
!C0.PerkELE
with sars it is kinda funny tho the "severe acute respitory syndrome" name came before it was truly linked to a corona virus
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
beer flu
!C0.PerkELE
accute booze syndrome
Anno
dangit I'm missing out on primetime drying sunshine hear
Anno
here
Anno
Isn't Australia like permanent primetime sunshine
Anno
it's been raining on and off the past couple of weeks been real good for the tanks and dams so I can't really complain makes lawn mowing a bit tricky too but who care
!C0.PerkELE
just hang em to dry inside, unless you have like 6 hours to get them dry
>>817219 Excuse me sir all my monsters need to be sufficiently inhuman. Can't have my escapism media making analogies like humans are the real monsters or anything after all
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
all the strongest digimon are humanoid just the facts!!!
!C0.PerkELE
since digimon are powered by friendship, does that mean true friendship only exists between fellow men
Anno
Gaaaaaaaayy
PANrela
of course not a little less than half the digidestined have been female
Man I'm pissed at young people for not going and voting. Bernie Sanders has really good support in my age demographic but the young voter demographic is also the one that votes the least.
!C0.PerkELE
>>817251 add to the meme "I did not, I did njot I never hit... voted for it"
>>817263 what you're gonna start your own pandemic dude sick
月
the sands at the depths of hell are magical sands
JaPAN
wouldn't there be mainly soot cause of the lava and shit
月
>Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle 75% off no THANKS those things are worse than Minions
Anno
Rabbids was a weird franchise to make an XCOM game out of.
Anno
those things were proto minions just way less successful
月
there's no king anyway so it's just a dumb battle
Anno
Well there's a princess.
!C0.PerkELE
>>817265 we will eliminate corona virus with an even deadlier virus
月
>Cattails >become a cat sold me already i wonder if it's any good i gotta be PICKY
squids or smm2 would eat my entire budget or i could get a few cheap deals i know jan likes smash but i'm fucking awful at it and it's pretty expensive gomen
Anno
I've looked at it but I've never really been enchanted by the prospect. Maybe it's more fun in play but I dunno.
Stardew Valley is nice if you like the classic Harvest Moon games.
I'd advice against Splatoon unless you have means for getting the Switch online service. Advise even. The single-player is okay but you can't do any of the dress-up or multiplayer unless you've got the subscription service. Honestly it's twenty USD a year so it's not a -big- investment but it is still an additional one.
Anno
did you get a switch nice desu
Anno
I wish Nintendo would move their pricing good deals can be hard to find there are games that are years old and yet you pay full price
月
>>817275 well a cute girl wants me to play Salmon Run with her, and though i've never played it i've always admired the franchise it's definitely an incentive, but im not sure i'd enjoy the online experience public matchmaking it might be disorienting and unpleasant
SMM2 has been such a dream but yeah i need online for that too hmm >>817276 yeah i was expecting stuff to not still be 60 USD a year or two after release i guess that's how it works though
Oh yeah Splatoon is a lot of fun. I think if the online service is something you can manage it's a great pick up. The multiplayer games are like five minutes a pop so while it can be frustrating some times to get sucky people you're not stuck with them for like half an hour or more. Plus communication is extremely restricted so it's not like they can really harass you. The most annoying someone can be is probably spam one of the two signal alerts. I mean I guess they can also just not cooperate with the rest of the team and while that can lose your team the round, there's still some enjoyment to just ignoring what they're doing and focus on winning. Even in a hopeless situation the actual mechanics are fun enough to just play with that it's a good way to kill time until the timer runs out.
Anno
The point of mild difficulty is in the ranked game modes, which are unique enough in their objectives that if your team is just uninterested in playing as a unit, you're going to get run over. In the unranked turf wars game mode you can just pretty much go off and do your own thing and honestly might win your team the game doing that. But the ranked modes can be frustrating if you get players that don't want to move as a team.
The other catch is that Splatoon 2's been out for a while now and I think the update cycles for it have concluded. So while there still might be people playing (I imagine there are but I literally have not played in months), it is on its way to a retired game by this point, I feel.
PANrela
im still waiting on 12 and 13, but I give Arifureta a Better Than Youjo Senki Was At This Point/10
月
i dont have a lot to say about arifureta episode 12 was more notable than the rest but that's not saying a whole lot
>>817283 Youjo Senki tried to act like it had rules but then just through them out the window when it wanted Arifureta just rolls on a Rule of Cool system and doesn't set up anything otherwise >>817282 All I can really say is Sensei > Piss Rabbit > Anal Dragon > Cliche Vampire Anime Girl
!C0.PerkELE
>>817284 yeah the anime plays by rule of cool quite much but that aside, it is damn well animated and fun war show, which are rare as it is
月
>>817284 the dragon was pretty unbearable i found myself muting the player a couple times because she just wouldn't shut up
!C0.PerkELE
I think most amusing point in the anime going in its own way is the initial testing phase for the flgiht gem >if you blow up I shall blow up too >proceeds to blast tanya to stratosphere in the light novels, it was just mana testing on ground, no flying, so that "we both die" was actually true or did they expect her to blow up like a nuke?
PANrela
>>817286 Yeah, there's a pretty big gap between her and piss rabbit, but she still beats out vampire for sure. >>817287 Flight gem testing was all kinds of a mess. The anime paces really badly too because it like to go "EVENT HAPPENS. 7 DAYS BEFORE EVENT AND EVENTS LEADING UP TO EVENT"
!C0.PerkELE
>>817286 the dragon was when I stopped reading the manga
!C0.PerkELE
>>817288 it skips most of the politics too for that matter
the anime movie even has amusingly the mary sue character thrown into SOVIET UNION as expeditionary forces, so they could fit her into it way before she actually debuted in you know that story's version of Battle for Britain
it is kinda like game of thrones in a sense when it follows the original work it is good and it is always visually good and in production values but when it does its own thing, shit flies out the window quick a quite common thing in some adaptions as always
月
breath of the mild is still 59.99 jeez it came out three years ago! put it on sale ya jerks
!C0.PerkELE
That is my issue with games nowadays nothing drops in price anymore they just go on sales well what if during sales you don't have the money?
月
i already watched Blue play Femblem Three Hoses so I don't think it's worth paying for the experience i got my fill for free
月
>Pokemon sword: 59.99 >Pokemon Shield: 59.99 >Pokemon Sword and Shield Double Pack: 119.99 that's actually MORE expensive to buy the combination pack nintendo why
!C0.PerkELE
you'd think the double pack would atleast be 109 or 99
Anno
>>817294 If I'm correct the double packs for Pokemon games generally come with some kind of in-game bonus. Nothing good per se, really, I think it's generally just like a bunch of free balls to catch Pokemon with. But it can kinda justify the additional two cents.
Anno
One cent, even.
!C0.PerkELE
inb4 the freeballs are just 10 additional pokeballs or even worse some shit made by that apricot guy from gold silver
!C0.PerkELE
Premium Balls they most be those
whoakun
surfing is alot easier than i thought just tiring
FormerRei@mobile
>>817300 I haven't surfed in like 15 years. Can you hang 10?
whoakun
didnt try it was my first time ever touchig a board i tried to so some handstands tho that was funny
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
NY schools closing restaurants takeout only dn its happening
!C0.PerkELE
the great closening
FormerRei@mobile
Ron Paul was right. It really is happening.
JaPAN
>>817274 smash is a fun game but there are two better games you can emulate and play online with a pretty low hardware requirement and they cost zero dollars instead of fucking 85
>>817303 yeah same restaurants and bars mandatory closure starting tomorrow not sure if im nervous, anxious, or excited probably all
月
there's a blazblue rwby crosstag battle wtf and persona too what the hell >>817315 yeah i haven't played blazblue since continuum shift lmao i got a lot of catching up to do
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
yeah you're a little behind the times
月
>2018 oh i see i wonder if folks still play it
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
it's a strange fighter since you have two characters
月
is central fiction the most current release
PANrela
Chronophantasm I think maybe I'm wrong though is central fiction more recent damn I thought it was number 3
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
no, central fiction is the most recent Calamity Trigger -> Continuum Shift -> Chronophantasma -> Central Fiction
PANrela
Too many BB:CX games
Anno
I thought that was their whole shtick
!C0.PerkELE
they should already move to D
!C0.PerkELE
also not a single BB:CC
whoakun
hnmm what to get for din dn din
!C0.PerkELE
sushi
Yuu
hello hello
月
hi yuu how you holdin up through this crazy weekend
im worried that even my safety net of transcription work might not be available since a lot of businesses are shutting down nobody's gonna be conducting business and sending me stuff things are gettin spooky
Yuu
eh, it's a minor oh no because we've been in kind of a quiet fight since valentine's
>>817332 Yeah, that is true. There will be a lot less to transcribe since people are staying home. A lot of stuff was cancelled for me too, I'm not going to have much to do next week. I'm going to try to work from home some but I don't really know what all I can do from home.
Anno
Yeah your work would probably be hard to do from home.
All my uni classes have been shifted from physical lectures to virtual ones. Though that requires all my professors to shift gears so that'll be interesting. At least it means I get to stay home.
I'm already pretty good at self-isolating so this is really just reinforcing that for me.
月
im thinking that a lot of people will be getting restless and browsing the internet compulsively
it might be a lucrative time to re-open my etsy shop and peddle cute things to people feeling overwhelmed
Yuu
I know I plan to spend all of my extra time due to this at home on the internet.
PANrela
My place is only shutting down for Sundays and Mondays.
月
im pickling a lot of foods radishes, squashes, eggs, pork, asparagus
im good at isolating. but there's a lot of very close neighbors that i also have to isolate with can't go outside unless i go through a main lobby
Anno
I guess I'm already a bit too much of a hikki slacker so honestly my routine probably isn't gonna change much. There's plenty of games to chip away at while there's no going outside at least.
Should probably be looking for a summer job too, really. Guess I can go about that while I'm hunkered down at home.
!C0.PerkELE
>>817337 curious choice of days the monday atleast
PANrela
>>817340 Mondays are generally slow for us so it's a no brainer cut. Sunday is the surprising one, since it's just a short day anyway and we pull a lot of the church crowd since there's a few big churches nearby.
Anno
my birthday is coming up and i have new friends and they want to celebrate it and i've always been really bad at celebrating my birthday like i've never liked the idea of throwing a birthday party for myself because what if it's trash and boring and lame then that simply equates into me being trash and boring and lame and i can't have that
!C0.PerkELE
>>817341 those churches might self-quarantine, but then again >murrica
!C0.PerkELE
>>817342 keep it simple and just hit a bar or a restaurant or something
PANrela
I don't think the ordeal is really going to disrupt my day to day a lot other than shutting down work, if it does. I'll still probably go walk all the same.
Anno
>>817343 Some churches in some states have been deliberately holding mass and other gatherings in specific spite of the government cautioning against large gatherings.
Yuu
I need to get some files from work next week but that's all I'm going in for and I'm going to try to do as much work from home as I can. Everything is cancelled for the next two weeks but I am just committing to one week of nothing and I'll evaluate the situation after that.
月
>>817342 >yeah sure we can hang out but i dont wanna celebrate anything. hang out just to hang out and keep it simple i'd do something along those lines. spending time with friends is enjoyment enough. i dont want special focus on me
>>817347 yeah it's hard to say what's gonna happen really be prepared for things to get possibly weird im not getting too crazy with it all but i am preserving foods just because i like food preservation and it's fun
Yuu
Yeah, it's something we just need to take week by week I Think. I stocked up on food I did not see the worldwide toilet paper shortage coming though. I have some of that but not months worth.
PANrela
I'm looking forward to it, maybe there'll be less cars on the road.
Anno
Just be prepared for it to not necessarily get better over the next week. The States in particular is almost number for number following the statistics that Italy have put out, just about a week behind. So unless something considerable upheaves the course of action, the States is likely going to see an exponential boom in Covid-19 cases over the next week.
月
>>817349 restaurants and bars and things are under mandatory closure here starting tomorrow i should be anxios // anxiouss or worried but im almost excited
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
WHO INFECTA MY SPAGHET
月
my mom was supposed to start chemo at the end of january but due to complications it kept getting delayed and still hasn't started it was a big concern, but im actually relieved she's not in the middle of chemo during this she'd be extra vulnerable and it'd be hard to get her to the hospital if she needed and stuff
Anno
>>817352 These kinds of circumstances are always kind of a fusion of excited anxiety. It's weird and different, it's something the world hasn't faced in like a century or more. There's like no real protocol for what will happen so everything is unknown! And that's as exciting as it is terrifying.
!C0.PerkELE
>>817349 >but not months worth YOU ARE DOOMED how will you trade with the other survivors once the apocalypse has arrived? toilet paper is the currency of the future
>>817351 and they also reacted quite slowly like italy
月
i think we're gonna find out how much china fudged their numbers though their reported confirmed cases/deaths were misrepresented due to their refusal to see a lot of people and diagnose them a lot of untreated and undiagnosed people got labelled as pneumonia deaths and were exempted from the reported cases
If you have running water it'll work out fine, right
月
use water like a bidet or wet washcloths that you can wash and disinfect it'll be ok
PANrela
Yeah, see, Moon's got it
Anno
Invest in the infrastructure and make your own toilet paper
月
toilet paper alone isn't very sanitary anyway. it's kinda weird
if you handled poop with your hands, you wouldn't just wipe them off with a paper towel and say that's good you'd wash them with soap
PANrela
Just go outside and gather up some leaves like your ancestors
!C0.PerkELE
I don't get why bidet/handshower isn't common all around the world
Anno
>>817365 Don't people ... wash their hands with soap after using toilet paper?
月
>>817368 im talking about washing your butt, not just wiping it like a bidet instead of just tp
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ew guys im tryna eat heay
Yuu
>>817366 You know you'll get a urinary tract infection if you do that, right?
PANrela
>>817368 Nevermind, moon beat me to it >>817371 It was entirely sarcastic, why would you go outside for leaves when there are perfectly good other methods like books
FormerRei@mobile
>>817367 Not everywhere has safe enough water. For example, that would not be safe to do where Kirara lives.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
shampoo ur butt(s)
Anno
>>817369 Maybe this is me showing my grody hand of cards but I feel like your butt's not really in common interactive use in the same fashion your hands are. If you're a sensible persona -person and shower/bathe regularly the rest of your body is getting the soaped cleansing that your hands do when you wash them after toilet-ing. But most people use their hands for pretty much every physically-interactive thing they do. The butt doesn't have that kind of intensive use. So I think it's fine to hold off on the soaping and washing of it until the next time you're shower/bath/ing.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
drive into a question mark box, then annihilate your own butt with a spiny shell
!C0.PerkELE
>>817373 I say that is an altogether different issue if your water isn't clean enough to drink to begin with
FormerRei@mobile
>>817377 Yeah it's really fucked up. I've never lived in a place where the water wasn't safe to drink. I think I've occasionally visited places where there were boil warnings though.
>>817375 i know, but im just sayin, simply wiping with paper doesn't really seem like it's been cleaned that's not my own original sentiment, it's what ive heard people who are used to bidets say about places that just use toilet paper like, "okay you wiped but you don't wash???"
FormerRei@mobile
>>817384 It's been cleaned, just not cleaned perfectly.
月
>>817385 if it hasn't been rendered clean, then it hasn't been cleaned
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I need peace and tranquility
FormerRei@mobile
>>817386 I can do some cleaning in my room without cleaning the entire thing. If its cleaner than it was it has been cleaned.
月
no
JaPAN
unrelated but I knew a guy who didn't wash his ass in the shower
>>817392 Inb4 "because he thought i t was gay" I have a Twitter screenshot from the Twitter account tat tweets random SA posts saying something like that.
JaPAN
>>817392 good question with a stupid answer he said it's a gay thing to do
lotta people just asking for their groceries to be left at the front door makes the job kind of easier
Anno
Hope they don't get porch pirates.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
You'd have to be pretty desperate to steal milk and eggs
Anno
or toilet paper... I have a feeling my next one is going to be a hassle
Anno
my last one got mad because they thought they could just order shit and get tp guaranteed they ordered a block of cheese and laundry liquid and tomatoes
the history is pretty interesting though admittedly it's sars 2 electric boogaloo
月
>>817555 it's just the natural dissemination of information everyone's overloaded with a lot of new information at the moment and it osmoses socially and people can't be aware of their own ignorances on the matter without engaging others and being exposed to new stuff
i get how it's pretty annoying when there's a personality and an ego/identity attached to it and that pursuit of validation but just thinking about it as people being people and a lot of people feeling pensive, it kinda has to happen
microbial ogists ojiis? ojist hmm
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\Anno
>I've got some kind of flu so I'm in quarantine good to know lady guess ill just die
Oh Stallman claims he never sent the email. Given his personality I think its pretty reasonable to assume he didn't send it.
FormerRei@mobile
He's not really capable of keeping his mouth shut.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
what is this like the fifth presser in a row? mon sun sat fri i forget if there was one on thurs wed
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
this one actually started on time seems like just a Q&A
JaPAN
they closed the doctors office i went to when i was sick because someone working there caught Coronavirus >mfw I'm a carrier working at a public store front interacting with hundreds of people a day
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
"we're hopefully gonna be a best case, not a worst case"
there's a case at the UTA campus few miles from me now too everyone getting infected up in this bitch
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>we have an invisible enemy
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
many years ago... 1917, 1918...
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
SPY bouncin all over 245 everyone waiting for him to say something actually useful
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
cmon break thru 240
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
just fell thru 240
!C0.PerkELE
2/40 wet it
JaPAN
goddamn I'm sleepy
JaPAN
seriously wondering if I actually gave my doc and who knows what else Coronavirus i did feel pretty fucking awful for few days
月
doctors are gonna inherently risk exposure to it so i wouldn't stress about that particular issue and statistically, within that timeframe you were sick at least, the normal flu would have been more likely you woulda had to get infected like three weeks or so ago, which certainly coulda happened but flu was more around then
JaPAN
i already had the flu like two months ago or so
月
were you sick that whole time or did you become sick again i rember you were talkin about it like 10 days ago or somethin
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
can't believe my best friend is a super spreader
PANrela
as expected of jan
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
everyone has it what if it spreads thru social media
PANrela
but then ill have to make social media accounts so i can contract it
JaPAN
>>817653 i got over it and then got sick again like 10 days so
JaPAN
ago
JaPAN
>>817654 my immune system is so suped up from being in contact with so many people I can carry any virus and not even feel it that's my xmen power
Effective midnight tonight no bars or restaurants are going to be allowed to host dine-in customers city-wide. Just in time for St. Patrick's Day to be RUINED
>>817674 Sounds like a good time to go discover a new hobby! There's a lot of enriching stuff you can do without leaving your house. Plus with spring coming along there'll probably be some solo outdoor activities you can do soon.
>>817676 It will be a little difficult but I'm going to see if I can alter my workflow to make it possible.
Anno
I should try and get back to art and some other creative pursuits. I'd like to look for work but I suspect there won't really be many places hiring during the pandemic, and the following recession will make things hard too.
JaPAN
>>817674 it has been similar for me too not entirely no work to do but it is slowing down so much there just aren't a lot of people around
Yuu
>>817677 I'm the kind of person that doesn't do too well with solitary hobbies.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Y'all lucky. Today was crazy as always. I'm currently fixing a crisis at work actually.
>>817682 i know this feeling there's not a lot of things I can do for too long by myself before I start getting lonely and stuff I feel like I can enjoy myself more just hanging out with someone than pursuing my own hobbies
月
i think im gonna slow cook a pot roast and crochet somethin gotta keep myself occupied
JaPAN
>>817683 How am I lucky? I hate being bored or having nothing to do. You know I get really stir-crazy.
JaPAN
>>817686 man I haven't used my slow cooker in forever. Ever since I got a pressure cooker it's just been collecting dust. Poor thing served me well for a decade before getting obsoleted by fancy new tech!
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Yeah I'm actually bragging
月
>>817682 i should probably do more like you do i think i spend way too much time in my own head it makes me weird
>>817688 im just gonna use a big pot and slow cook it on the stove that way i can keep ladeling broth over it and adding stuff im sure you can do that in a slow cooker too but ive never used one
JaPAN
>>817689 I don't know if you're being facetious or not now! It seems like you both like and hate having so much to do.
Oh Nintendo's dropping an indie showcase tomorrow. This is a real opportune time for any download-only indie games to come out,
JaPAN
>>817690 yeah it's pretty much the same concept the slow cooker just has a big ceramic pot and heating built in so
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>817691 It is both! I love shining brightly as the hero who saves the day by handling all sorts of crises! But at the same time, I wanted to go home and play a game.
I shine most brightly when I'm solving a crisis, though.
PANrela
Just treat the crisis like a game, what could go wrong?
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
trip to nola officially cancelled do ur worst >:o
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
This dumb kid at the sober house flooded the place a little bit. Was so upset and anxious about it. It was cute.
But then he opened the washing machine when I was moving it to get to the flood alarm and all the water poured out. It was 100% full. His face was priceless. He's like 19 lol I love calming down people that are freaking out almost as much as I love people freaking out so it was nice.
Then I had to go buy a mop because we didn't have one. I got everything set up and handed it off to the house manager so I can go run tabletop game.
i am impressed you can find joy out of flooding that is usually horrifying
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wow i could buy a ticket to montreal for tomorrow at no premium
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I can find joy in just about anything as long as I'm not already overburdened. Flooding is a nice, easy to handle crisis that's generally pretty low risk. It helps that it's not my home that's flooding, though.
watch the price of a used PS4 go up as everyone goes stir crazy inside
FormerRei@mobile
>>817715 I'll give you one if you male me a mod. *make
AnnoAnno
>>817714 I'm just waiting for a PS5 since it'll be backwards-compatible. Sure it'll be a lot more expensive than a used PS4 but it'll probably be cheaper than buying both a used PS4 and a used PS5.
I've been finally getting at MonHun World again. The first time I played I beat the low-rank single player stuff and kinda got distracted. But I'm getting back at the high-rank stuff now and man I've remembered how much FUN Monster Hunter is.
I'm looking forward to the Iceborne content.
PANrela
I don't know their names but teacher is clearly the best
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>817734 this is actually correct she's my favorite with Hifumi at second
wtf ch'en is like the least degenerate thing I've lusted for in weeks
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
dragosexual
PANrela
shut degeneraet
!C0.PerkELE月
aaaaaaaaa
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\月
the apartment i applied to said they'll accept me if i can provide an extra one month's rent as a deposit that's not like an extra month's rent paid for. just the same amount as one month's rent as a deposit which they might try to make me fight to get back since they seem unscrupulous
life is hard
YuuAnno
>>817789 Did you have any other potential applications?
It sounds like scummy but I dunno. If I wanted to move out and that was the only additional condition and it was one I could afford, I think I'd take it. Hopefully there's some other places you can turn to though.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
that's pretty common i think everything landlords do is scummy but that's a normal thing
月
asking for a deposit is common. there's already a deposit. this is an additional deposit due to low credit it's understandable. i have bad credit so they want an additional deposit of one month's rent. it's not that scummy. it's just hard. i do agree landlords are scummy though and these ones probably are too.
>>817791 i already paid a $100 application fee. id have to pay an additional application fee for every place i apply. that's kind of the problem. i have to pick one and pray.
having bad credit is so brutal though it's just a fact of life that i'm always going to have to pay more money for everything. i'll probably have to pay a bunch of money to have a prenuptial before i can ever get married too, as a security deposit, and probably pay an application fee to start dating them
Anno
What I assumed was instead of just having two months available this person's asking for the two months PLUs an additional month.
Anno
At least credit can eventually be recovered. Slowly, but not impossible. I see advertisements for credit improvement on the subway all the time.
i didnt get the work done today that i was supposed to get done today i was so incredibly exhausted i dont think anyone cares anyway since like nobody's working shoganai, now i have to do it tonight
Anno
Do you think you'll have time to be around for anime despite that?
月
time, sure, but i'll probably be antsy i'm probably going to work while we watch since i can't relax while there's work to do even if i tried to, id get a nagging anxiety that pangs me to work, even if it's not time-sensitive
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\Anno
Can non
!C0.PerkELE
tsu exploded again
!C0.PerkELE
as in ton
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
rest in fucking poices
月
how do people do things it doesnt seem possible
Anno
Yeah I don't know either.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I love doing things!
Anno
I like doing things but I'm also mortally terrified by doing things.
JaPAN
I do things when I am in the mood for things
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I'm going to do everything!
JaPAN
BONK matt look at my kitty cats new hair >>817835 that's impossible, but good luck!!
>>817843 it's okay my character has noodle arms it probably wont hurt
Anno
All those caster characters. All brain no gains
JaPAN
>>817845 hey i play tank sometimes too! i was the first tank in my fc to get the new tank class to max level it uses a GUNBLADE
Anno
More like a gunb-lame
JaPAN
>>817847 how could you say that!? how could you come into my house and dishonor my people and my weapon?
Anno
It's okay I main Charge Blade in MonHun it's not much better.
JaPAN
What the fuck you tryna say bout the charge blade buddy thems be fightin words sir
Anno
I'm saying it's a corny weapon for corny people. A normal sword and fuck-huge shield that becomes a HUGE-ASS axe? It's ridiculously silly. But also hella fun.
JaPAN
speaking of silly i just got this dorky ass hat
Anno
Yeah that's a cute hat. A bit out of season with the rest of your outfit though.
JaPAN
that's cause it's part of a set i got the rest of it as well
i like the other pieces but the hat looks fuckin silly
>>817859 Yeah, and those eye sockets wouldn't fit anime eyes. Hence out of proportion.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
here have many skulls
FormerRei@mobile
>>817862 The eye sockets are better bt some of those skulls are pretty big. *but
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE!C0.PerkELEJaPAN
>>817857 you can buy human skulls online if you got enough monies
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
that's silly
JaPAN
it's true
Anno
You can probably buy most things online if you've got enough money.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
one sheep two sheep ton should sleep
!C0.PerkELE
#d20+8 (15 + 8 = 23)+5 to prevent you from sleeping
Anno
If you put a maybe in between the second sheep and ton and make it a double beat then you've got two four-beat parts One sheep two sheep May-be ToN should sleep
JaPAN
tried making an outfit that makes my character look like an art snob
!C0.PerkELE
>>817873 labcoat over this and you have german doctor
Anno
>>817873 Honestly I'd fuck those pants. Those are some sexy pants.
JaPAN
>>817874 shit i need to get a labcoat looking chest piece i can make that my healer outfit
FormerRei@mobile
Any of you nerds ever read Sandman?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I'm a lumberjack and I love my extremely powerful cat (?) wife
FormerRei@mobile
I wonder if there's any art of Nier with Death of the Endkess.
Anno
She's not real Tony she can't be your wife
FormerRei@mobile
*Endless
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
You may be right but my lack of reason tells me not to listen!
Anno
And what good did not listening ever do for you?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
sometimes it lets me avoid headaches
FormerRei@mobile
So nobody read Neil Gaiman's Sandman?
月
made some apple cinnamon bread loafs really dense plump loaves made milktoast with one of them it was really good idk i think im compulsively cooking
Anno
That sounds really good. Apple-cinnamon is one of my favourite flavour combos. I'll take just about anything apple-cinnamon and be happy with it.
月
i just had a bunch of apples that needed to be used i dont normally buy apples. i didnt buy these they were given to me i was gonna make applesauce but i got spontaneous
Anno
Well I'm a huge proponent of apples so I think you made a good choice.
FormerRei@mobileAnno
Guess Rika isn't gonna show tonight.
月
i didn't think about saint patrick's day i bet a lot of people are gonna be unhappy
Anno
They'd be a lot more unhappy in a week or so when they're reeling from catching Covid-19 off some other partygoer. It's unfortunate that the pandemic caught fire right about this time but these are appropriate steps to take to keep it from getting worse.