>>775140 im home >>775141 nah our neighbors called to say their id say 30’s daughter hit my car and i finally got to see the damage im upset but i forgive them but i also say how tf you hit the side that isnt the way you would drive to exit the driveway
bully marsh day #10d100 (56, 66, 86, 60, 63, 64, 21, 60, 45, 4 = 525) #8balö #8ball (Can you repeat the question)
Maria
>>775250 This girl is vibrating so fast What incredible power Just look at that boxers stance
JaPAN
i equipped the riot shield while trying to complete this mission to kill people using a pistol and started having so much fun with the stupid shield i completely forgot about what i was trying to do in the first place
just fucking existing with a shield is enough to make almost everyone stop thinking about everything except how to kill you! i got like 20 goddamn assists just now because people don't even pay attention to the rest of my team if they see me and got gunned down haha
JaPAN
1v1 you have to work a little bit more to kill people unless you have tac grenades to blind or slow em but it's a neat way to play
some guy just said i was cheating and/or using wallhacks every time i killed him
bruh i'm using a fucking shield i can't even shoot people why would i even bother what possible benefit would seeing people through walls give me when i have to get up on their dick to do any damage
Anno
And why would you even use cheats/hacks anyway when you can be SHIELD MAN
JaPAN
>>775295 fucking right i don't even care about this pistol mission anymore this is fucking hilarious
watching someone empty their entire magazine into my shield for no discernible reason and then panic when i sprint at them as they reload is more satisfying than any quad feed
JaPAN
so far i've only had one rando actually big brain enough to just melee me to death since shield melee is slower than firearm melee you can just straight up smack the shield dude twice and kill him before he can hit you twice but nobody does they just panic and shut down
one other guy just saw me come around the corner, didn't even shoot at me and threw a molotov right under my feet and i burned alive too
Anno
I think a lot of people adopt the belief you're a meat shield and if they sink enough damage into you you'll go down. Too bad for them the shield eats up all of the bullets and none of them actually hit you.
Anno
I was talking with two of my co-workers on the way to the subway after the holiday meeting today and for some reason or another I ended up referencing the poem Ozymandias and -neither- of them even knew want I was talking about even after I gave the name of the poem.
One of them was also a fan of Watchman where Ozymandias literally takes his name from the poem. I'm confused how that one at least never came across the poem after having read/watched Watchmen.
JaPAN
>>775299 dude waht ozymandias quotes the fucking poem in the comic directly not sure about the movie though
add to greyness that dye to various strikes the world is so empty you get a spooki feel now if only there was wintermist too
JaPAN
i think it looks pretty cool honestly
!C0.PerkELE
it is it takes special weather conditions for this kind if frost
JaPAN
don't think i've ever seen it happen naturally here usually it's just muted in winter here
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I guess the reason steam was selling doom so cheap was go get people HYPE about the new game in march and get them excited to buy that one for full price it worked
!C0.PerkELE
but worry not o chikdrennof finn winter is years away
!C0.PerkELE
>>775306 it takes a temp drop of around 10 degrees from 5-10 into -5 to -10 and cloud coverage with high moisture and end results still vary
!C0.PerkELE
>>775308 sat here might have some cool things pop up too
Anno
>>775307 I mean this isn't exactly a novel practice. Previous games in series go on sale pretty often when a new game in the series is coming out soon.
!C0.PerkELE
the sea is steaming
JaPAN
>sneak up on a guy >flash him >sit in front of him until the flash wears off >he rapidly fires at me >then pulls out a fucking RPG >shoots it at my shield and we both fucking die 200 iq
>encroach upon some guy >he slowly backs away from me as i slowly crouch walk towards him >after like 20 seconds he throws a semtex sticky grenade directly onto the top of my fucking head >it obviously kills me 300 iq
JaPAN
>>775316 that was canadian for 'yeah shore right mate"
!C0.PerkELE
>>775317 what did shield ever do to codders where did it toush them?
Anno!C0.PerkELE
god i vould go for a drink
JaPAN
god i have had a number of them tonight yet again
Anno
>When you need to sleep but the anxiety over worrying is enough to keep you awake Why this.
Anno
Oh, anxiety over over-sleeping, that is.
月
hey /moe/ there's some particularly stressful stuff going on that ive been putting off talking about for a while i think im probably going to have to sooner than later though i keep thinking about just not doing it at all since it probably won't make a difference anyway not right now though
Anno
Everything in due time Just make sure you're comfortable about it before talking
月
Yeah, im not really sure every time i start to, i get pangs that feel like people are getting impatient or irritated with me or that exposing vulnerability is going to cause an undesirable situation for me or for others
i tend to think people don't even notice when im not here for weeks at a time anyway and it's probably smoothest just to walk away from everyone not just /moe/ but other communities too kind of all around i get kind of caught up in racing thoughts and it's hard to tell what's true. if i trust my instincts then it's telling me a lot of stuff isn't right
anyway, that's neither here nor there
月
one thing that's going on though is that the landload // landlord to this place sold the property to someone else just a couple days ago, so that march moveout date i had as a deadline to figure out what to do, suddenly got moved up to like a few weeks possibly sooner depending on how terrible of a person this new landlord wants to be
so i have a very short window to both find somewhere to go and save enough money to facilitate a move it's a really scary situation to be in, especially right in the dead of winter holidays my roommate responded to this abrupt change by simply moving his departure date to japan up to mid december, so im truly all alone in this situation i feel like im alone in all my facets of life for the past few months i'll probably figure something out so im not asking for anyone to worry, more just that bad end might be around the corner soon so temper expectations which you've probably all done anyway already
Anno
Does your city have any kind of tenant's rights or something? Getting to kick current tenants out short just because the property changed hands feels like something really outlandish.
my brain: it's like 4am should go to bed also my brain: wait she's watching ncis talk about my immortal and other harry potter deepestlore for three hours
JaPAN
>>775331 can't wait to get in a for glory match where the Freeman player just gravity gun gimps me for three sucks
>>775344 this happened to me the other day the thing I wanted was held in place by another item so I bought that item then that second item got suck stuck then I hit the machine and it fell
Anno
maybe
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
sickly ex-tumor boy attacks vending machine for oreos (gone sexual)
should have taken some drink with the 2€ coin i had found would have saved me 1,5
!C0.PerkELE
price of free candy is 1,5
!C0.PerkELE
>>775345 too many people at the station to hit it and it is insidd some fucking bombshelter that prevents you from hitting the sides don't dare to hit the plex glass cause might break it
hah knew it sailors union joined the strike all ships sailing undrr finnish flag stay docked indefinitely
!C0.PerkELE
>thursday to saturday all dock workers are on strike say good bye to trade
!C0.PerkELE
jesus this can barely grow anynbigger
!C0.PerkELE
>ceo of posti - finnish postal service has a solid small wage of 990k a year jfc the average worker earns like 25k a year and also they want to slash atleast 20% off of that btw when i worked at posti, this guy earnes only 660k
!C0.PerkELE
posti has been on deficit since early 00s but i guess you can still increase fatcat wages for "job well done" >finlans is not corrupt, it is the lay of the land
bang
is moon's twitch name RenaldoMoon?
Anno
I don't think Moon uses that handle anymore.
bang
must be someone else then
Koi
i believe it's the_sand_witch?
Anno
Ah, the anti-abortion nutjobs are making a display on my university campus again.
!C0.PerkELE
take pics ofbanything particularly amusing
Anno
No thank you. I would rather not risk catching their attention, or worse, ire.
Same as always, probably. Dinner with family then back home.
Kirara 🍄🤡
Fun stuff. I am doing dinner with my mother against my better judgement. She is inviting some woman she wants me to meet.
Kannagi
Nyaa
Kirara 🍄🤡
a rare moe
Anno
kanyaagi
Kannagi
SSR++ Moe has appeared! 参りました! Hello! How are you all doing?
Yuu
hey kannagi
Kannagi
Heyo Rika!
Kirara 🍄🤡
I'm okay! I'm trying to keep Laz from eating my blanket.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
bonjour kannagi ma soeur
Kannagi
>>775461 Laz the devourer of blankets. -Cue dark souls music- >>775462 Salut! Samu mon frere!
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
*cue dry dry docks* ENTER THE SUB
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
>>775463 what's new, played any fun games as of late?
Kannagi
>>775466 No really! I've been trying to keep on top of uni work atm. Although! I did play We were here series of puzzle games which was fun. I do have Yakuza 0 to finish too. >>775468 Wait you are making a doujinshi for C97 wow, how far you've come.
Koi
Think I'm going to get Ring Fit Adventure after I beat Pokemon after I finish my C97 submission
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
POLE JUMPING FOR RED COINS my roomie wNts to do a mother 3 let's play >>775468 rip your thighs
>>775468 Wow You're submitting something to C97? I'm so proud of you.
Kannagi
>>775468 Ring fit adventure looks fun. It actually made me think about getting a switch. I wish I could afford one. I mean I probably could but hopefully it gets cheaper >>775473 That is still super neato! Please insert egg omake for the dedicated fans.
Koi
>>775471 I'm part of KoiKoko REV. I got a 2pg manga to put together. >>775467 Not a whole doujinshi yet, just a joint project. BUT I'M GONNA BE IN SOMETHING SO IT COUNTS
FormerRei@mobile
>>775473 Yeah, I know its a collab. You gonna go there and sell it?
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
wow you have to pay 800 yen to cosplay at comiket? i wonder why
Koi
>>775474 I'm not going to go sadly. But it'll be for sale. If you've ever seen me melt over KoiKoko SP, it's the same organizer This will be the 4th joint >>775472 I already have an omake page in mind but now that I think about it, i CAN add an egg to it.
>>775497 Dante should be in Resident Evil DMC was originally a resident evil game anyway, take our boy home
Anno
Woo got trained for cashier work at my store. Though that's less about getting trained (since it's all pretty straightforward stuff) and more about being allowed to jump on open cashier when the need arises. Plus they don't train all seasonals on the cash so getting the training is a good indicator the store likes you.
Ah man the past few days have really run me ragged. Low sleep, poor sleep, broken sleep, class, work, paper-writing, chasing after academic accomodations so that paper-writing isn't all for naught. At least I get a bit of a breather until three tomorrow afternoon and then more of one afterwards. I don't have a lot of hours scheduled next week too, which'll give me plenty of time to do my take-home finals.
Anno
>>775507 Well, 'tis the season. Hopefully it doesn't get much worse and take you out of commission.
From the inventors of the innovative lunch box comes a brand new, revolutionary new concept: The Munch Box!
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
from the firm that brought you xoca xola and dun chips
Anno
In fourteen and a half hours Stardew Valley should be updating to 1.4. I've been on a bit of a gaming itch I can't really scratch well and I'm hoping the game with its new and revisited content will help with that.
!C0.PerkELE
cocaine submarines that is kinda metal
FormerRei@mobile
>>775518 They've actually been a thing for a while.
!C0.PerkELE
apparently inonly just came to knof of them cause they found one in spain
FormerRei@mobile
Yeah I heard The us coast guard and navy catch a few every yyear.
!C0.PerkELE
something bothers me about the stpry they don't talk about the crew jyst that it is 6m undewater and one diver has retreived some coke from it they estimate it niggt have 3000kg of coke in it
Yuu
hello hello
Anno
Heyo. How's the evening going?
ToN
evening rika
!C0.PerkELEMarsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
You're not meant to let them bite fingers Apparently It's funny now But in a few months it's going to start hurting
!C0.PerkELE
yes never actualky have the pet form a habbit of biting people cat or dog
I opened the calculator app on my PC to do some math and looked away for a moment. When I looked back, the app's window, which was in the corner of the monitor, had this huge orange blemish that slowly transitioned back to normal monitor display. So I was panicking for a hot moment, confused as to why the monitor had suddenly and without external prompt, started miscolouring.
And then I realized the calculator app is just translucent and there was a photo of some guy in an intensely orange coat behind it.
Anno
There's a whole lot of paper bits strewn around my desk and a small bit of the rest of my room. I was looking for an order receipt before I left for work and was kind of just grabbing at any scrap that might've fit the bill hah hah. I guess I should tidy them up.
I actually got a pretty solid grade for my children's story about Vaping and fortnite
Anno
... Did it literally feature vaping and Fortnite.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
The elite super spy, Chad Alpha, gets trapped inside a videogame by Lord Vapermort and he has to get the victory royal to break out
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
It's really profound stuff, let me tell you
Anno
I just feel you can tell a corny kids' story without having to rely on such disingenious content. Like maybe someone else could make that work but knowing you I have a hard time seeing it be something you're earnestly engaged in writing.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
How dare you I poured my heart and soul into this Mastah Peise
Anno
See it's that kind of attitude that kind of grinds me. Like you've got so much good actual experience that can transition into kids novels like travelling and mountain climbing. I just can't fathom why it's more comfortable to grab for cheap pandering and stuff you don't really feel involved in.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
I'm sorry if you find it upsetting that i chose to write satire instead of attempting to be profound
Anno
It's not about being profound. Satire and profoundness don't exist on a linear scale after all. Kids are a lot more perceptive than you'd think. If it's a cool experience and something you're really enthusiastic about kids can pick up about that. On the other hand satire is the kind of thing that's more likely to go over their heads.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
No_fun_allowed
Maria
Did Chad Alpha take the W or not man I need to know
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>775557 If it GRINDS you that i preferred to have fun with something stupid over constructing serious prose then so be it
Anno
You're still not really getting what I'm saying here, are you. I bet you could have fun writing something from the heart instead of a throw-out like this. Nothing about being serious prose. It's a kid's story after all. But a kid's story can still be written about something dear than just some pandering satire.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Yeah but writing from the heart is for faggots
Anno
I mean if you really believe that, I guess that's the end of it.
Anno
whatever gets the As imo
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>775573 I'm not going to bare my soul for some stupid school assignment That's all
Anno
You're exaggerating the circumstances again. There's nothing baring your soul about writing what you like.
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
I like taking the piss out of things
Anno
Why? What about it is really so enjoyable?
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Idk People seemed to think it was funny
Anno
this is my blogpost since4 i don't thonk there's really anyopnne around i can talk to i went to the CORNER STORE and boughrt COUGH MEDICINE i didn't use very much because my cough is not very strong and i am scared of using too much, but it was cool for a while. i just thought some parts of it would last loonger
Anno
matybe i'm not as COOL CALM and COLLECTED as i feel, but i'm doin okay
I'm up because I made some poor decisions and probably won't be able to fall asleep tonight.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
i'm playing some marth
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
ow i hate alcohol
Anno
Wow what did alcohol ever do to you.
!C0.PerkELE
killed his brother
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
my LIVER
Anno
it's actually retarded that alcohol is legal
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
It's actually legal that you're retarded
Anno
yes but not at retarded as alcohol
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
fair 'nuff
Anno
good talk, thanks
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
>>775650 well seems like the USA already tried that
Anno
okay i mean like i know prohibition of pretty much anything doesn't work, but alcohol is so straight up so fucking bad for you and you can just buy it like anything else at the store
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>775655 the only thing more retarded than having alcohol as legal is having it illegal
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
i do likey me some good old raising of the wrist gandhi is dandy but liquor is quicker
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
>>775657 well yeah the whole point of alcohol is to get retarded either way, retardedness wins!
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
y'know what's actually fucked up corn subsidies y'all put fuckin corn in everything corn is retarded
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Cornflakes Corn on the cob
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>775659 Joke' s on you I don't need alcohol to be retarded
i should be more at peace when i'm sober that or gather some WEEEEED
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
It's alright. If everyone drinks and I stay sober then we're all on the same level of brain power
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
when i'm sober i'm galaxy brain 5head impossible to communicate with normal human beings this is why my personal drink of choice is the pan galactic gargle blaster
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
TIME TO WRITE AND DIRECT A PORNO
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Can I be involved?
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
No nudity though.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
fuckin hell yea m8 get in the caar we're getting dirty and rutty in a literal viper pit
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
EXT: SNAKES
AnnoAnno
there's these on the nose billboards for a
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
for
Anno
lawyer firm, I've been seeing lately one was made out to look like someone had hired the billboard to break up with their husband the most recent one was just "have you ever trier arguing with a woman" so I presume the head hauncho is a woman they're funny even though I don't exactly remember the firm's name they catch my attention
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
It's only relatively recently that you're allowed to advertise law firms at all in Australia
Anno
really? I did not know that guess my life has been missing the whole INJURED? ad history >>775679 oh I see
>>775329 I dont especially want to explain the details, but yes we have tenant rights. Some. I have no means to legally defend those rights though. In fact, we could stay. The landlord wants us to stay. They want us to sign a new lease under their new landlordship that is completely unreasonable and pay a ridiculous safety deposit which we can't even afford, all unnanounced and with a couple days' notice.
We can't pay that security deposit and will not bind to a new lease when my roommate would normally be leaving the country in March for a Japan job, and breaking the lease would be extravagant in cost. There's no reason for that and it's not the agreement we had with the prior landlord. We didn't have a lease with the prior landlord, just a verbal agreement, and he really screwed us by selling the place abruptly like that. The new landlord is screwing us by forcing us to pay a gigantic security deposit and signing a lease, which we wouldn't be able to do even if we wanted to. So we're not going to. My roommate is going to just leave for Japan in December instead of March, and we'll be out of here next month.
The landlord is extremely hostile about this for some reason and is abusing our tenant rights in ways that we can't do anything about. We'll be able to leave in december, but they're demanding that we pay the wholemonth even though it should be prorated for half of the month. They won't prorate it and are threatening to take us to court if we're even a day late on that rent on the first, which I call bullshit on but it's still stressful. So fine, we can pay for that month in full but also have to move out that same month? Move-out costs are expensive. Getting a new place means setting up new utilities -- it's winter, mind you -- and paying a security deposit, first + last months' rent up front, and also application fees just to apply for residence.
My roommate is fucking off to Japan so doesn't have to worry about any of that, he has people to stay with. I h
月
I can't do that. I dont have anybody. In addition to having to pay the upcoming rent, I'm going to have to acquire enough money to pay security deposit, first + last, and get utilities set up, all by myself -- or find a stranger as a roommate. Even if I go with the second route, the reasonable expectations for the first scenario apply when viewing this situation that the landlord has put us in. I don't have anyone to help me protect my tenant rights. I certainly dont have the time to do it myself, as I have to now try to make ~3,000 dollars this month with NO notice or grace period, no expectations of having to move in any capacity until just two days ago.
Can I do that? idk maybe, im going to take on an extra job to try i dont know what the fucking point of any of it is thoughi i dont have anyone. i dont have anything to look forward to. im socially bankrupt i keep suffering so much abuse at the hands of other people and i dont feel like i want to endure any more of this i keep holding out hope that there will be something but there isn't it just gets worse as time goes on and people who did value me grow more distant and despondent
also i probably contracted e coli from this romaine lettuce recall but i can't do shit about it have to work like 70 hour weeks. and all the money that im making im not even going to get until the 15th of december ive got 20 bucks in the meantime, can't even buy a bus ticket at the moment if something happens and i have to leave in the next week which tbh seems like a real possibility because every day that passes, this landlord finds a new way to be hostile
what do i have to do to have a fair life and be appreciated i guess reroll
Anno
life is such a cruel thing
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chanAnnoKirara 🍄🤡
how i'm tryna be
Kirara 🍄🤡
i miss bamster
Anno
who is the bamster
Kirara 🍄🤡
bamster is the party worm
Anno
sou kana
!C0.PerkELE
sou desu
Kirara 🍄🤡
my name is doctor worm im not a real doctor but i am a real worm
!C0.PerkELE
My name is
Kirara 🍄🤡
HUH
Anno
WHAT
Kirara 🍄🤡
KONGO DESU
!C0.PerkELE
nice
FormerRei@mobile
Ohio
!C0.PerkELE
Christmas Island
ToN
wi
Anno
is real and presumably a terrible place
!C0.PerkELE
Quite likely hot insects a tourist trap
!C0.PerkELE
or was christmas island wehre australians dumb their refugees yeah
Anno
and refugees who on the regular starve or attempt suicide
hmm i feel like pokamons maybe I should replay silver
!C0.PerkELE
ELON TUSK
!C0.PerkELE
HE PLAYED HIMSELF
!C0.PerkELE
that was propably the most dumbest 20 minutes I have ever watched but on purpose
!C0.PerkELE
kirararararara in the terminator 2 sarah connor has a "do her best for 6 months to see her son" goal in mind basically, do your best to get into less security or visitor status in prisons etc
is this kinda thing true and would denying it be the absolutely worst in terms of mental health be, well obviosly I guess
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
been sleepjn all day these days its baaaad gotta get some sun sunhow
>>775732 i've been mostly avoiding the search, but ostensibly, yes
FormerRei@mobile
My sister might be moving to nnynycNYC for work. I can't remember the name of the company but its like some evil financial entity that owns large amounts of shares in various petroleum companies and DoD contractors
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
new nickel yitterbium nice yolky chicken NEW YORK CITYYY
>>>/watch?v=zYphZvRHm6Y /moe/ you should watch this video it's the best video on addiction i have ever seen it's so good i feel like it will help you understand me
>>775776 sounds interesting will watch soon p.s. how are kirara
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I-I didn't want yuh Jerb anyway. I'll go out and find a better one.
Anno
Wrapped up my first real full-day shift today. My feet are absolutely beat. I wish it was easier to get a job that doesn't involve so much fucking walking and standing.
idk I can't live off centerlink & my parents for much longer.
Maybe I'll just go get a white card make minimum wage to carry bricks around construction sites. At least that would be something
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Guh Maybe this is arrogance But I swear to God I was the best qualified person for the job in that group interview.
Maybe it was because... idk. some other factor.
Whatever. I'm NOT BITTER. You can't dwell on these things. Onwards and upwards.
Anno
what kind of job?
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
It was with the University. It's like... "peer assistance". You hang out in the library, and like.. help people structure essays and find information for assignments.
Anno
Did they have any of you demonstrate your essay-structuring and information finding in the interview, ? It might just be someone else had really thorough experience or accomplished results in essaying.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I submitted a written piece which I felt was pretty strong, and that's what got me to the interview stage.
Who knows It could have been any number of factors.
Show Gan EYE nah.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
For the time being, it just means I'll have time to pursue my two PASSIONS lifting weights and cute anime girls
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Rewatching Zero.
I'd actually think Rin's dad was a pretty cool dude if he hadn't sold his other daughter to the worms
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
oh. I guess that's a spoiler. But you know, it came out years ago.
Maria
That spoilers been passed around by more people than Sakura has been passed around by worms
>>775802 i know some guys in construction that make like 40-60k a year it's not awesome but it's pretty good guess that's like 59k-88k aussie funbucks a year
Anno
>>775800 Yeah but minimum in other countries is closer to a liveable wage than where you live.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>775807 http://www.salaryexplorer.com/salary-survey.php?loc=13&loctype=1&job=163&jobtype=3 pretty close
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>masters degree in brick laying lolwut
JaPAN
>>775810 master's degree in art gets you 5 grand a month laying bricks
JaPAN
>>775808 you can live on minimum wage in america. you just have to live in the alleyway
cr1tikal is looking more and more disheveled by the day he's gonna look like norman reedus instead of keanu reeves soon
FormerRei@mobile
Oh no What a terrible fate.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
the curse of the fleshlight blade it sucks life energy out of its master
rook
wow the Norman Reedus from AMC's Ride with Normal Reedus?
JaPAN
>>775817 straight up if he wore a dumb ass flat cap right now he would look like a young norman
JaPAN
one of my friends told me they've sold like 4 copies of death stranding to moms who came in saying they dont play games but norman reedus/mads mikkelsen are so hot theyre gonna steal the tv from their husband norman reedus' milf quest continues
rook
I mean, they ain't wrong
JaPAN
the best part is they'll love it because you don't usually have to play the video game in this video game
JaPAN
you just stare at norman reedus' ass
rook
trucking simulator 2019 + a movie
Anno
I've been thinking something similar. The professor I have for one of my literature classes, I bet she doesn't play games much. But I'd be willing to bet money that The Beginner's Guide is so straight up her alley that she'd love playing it. I saw a play through of that game the other day and man.
JaPAN
>>775823 straight up this non-game is my game of the year
rook
I really wanna play it waiting for PC release, gonna buy a mesh trucker hat and reunite america
Anno
Yeah I'm hoping the PC release is full on MAX VISUAL POWER. I wanna hike across that terrain in gorgeousness.
JaPAN
oh wow whoa blizzard has a black friday sale! you can get uhhh games that were released 3+ years ago for 20% off
rook
wow what a deal be sure to buy some hearthstone packs too!
JaPAN
but wait call of duty black ops 4 for only 50 dollars that's almost a brand new game except the actual new one that's actually good is only ten dollars more!
rook
>>775824 it's a pretty great one I liked it more than the stanley parable I can see lots of people who aren't normally into games enjoying it
JaPAN
wait i haven't heard of the beginner's guide is it like the stanley parable? cause I thought that game was pretty neato
Anno
It's nothing like The Stanley Parable but if you like how that developer does stuff that really messes with the notion of narrative and constructed storytelling and how he plays with 3D environments that close off or change when your back is turned or don't make sense from a geometric perspective, then it's real cool. And it's got some real deeply laid stuff that when it happens just makes you go "Oh. Fuck."
rook
it's made by the same person but it's not really similar in tone
rook
well, one of the two people who worked on the stanley parable made the beginner's guide
JaPAN
well which one was it that worked on beginner's, was it stanley or was it parable
Anno
It was Davey.
rook
ole davey "parable" stanley
Anno
I always find it neat to see the different people who interpret zombies as either "supernatural" zombies or "science fiction" zombies. The supernatural group always, to me at least, assumes the zombie is in it for the brains and that's where it's gonna go for. And the science fiction group expects it to be some kind of viral or infective epidemic so they're just gonna munch whatever and you need to protect the full body, rather than just the head.
JaPAN
supernatural zombies are created with voodoo as mindless thugs who obey the witch doctor's every command science fiction zombies are cannon fodder
I'm fond of the good normal chocolate chip ones. I've been taking them as breakfast on the go a good bit recently.
JaPAN
i've never seen this shit happen before
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>775852 >>775854 These are the ones i got as part of signing up for that scientific experiment Which they never actually called me back for
So i didn't choose em
JaPAN
im watching this australian faux news called a current affair and this stuff is incredible
JaPAN
people are dying and their homes are burning down and shit BUT THIS WOMAN'S CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE SO AWESOME, HER NEIGHBOR COMPLAINED
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
ACA has been synonymous with sketchy journalism for decades
JaPAN
it's fucking hilarious though
JaPAN
it's like abc mixed with the onion
JaPAN
man throws lasagna at capitalist car wash boy steals mom's credit card and flies to bali
Anno
Sounds like he Bali got away with it.
JaPAN
my favorite so far is the one about vegan vegemite and if it tastes the same as vegemite as far as i was aware vegemite was made out of entirely fucking vegetables spices and yeast so it's already fucking vegan
>>775869 do vegans eat yeast are there some that count it as an "animal" product?
JaPAN
>>775871 yes single celled microorganisms aren't "animals" or at least not alive enough for vegans to care much like vegetables are still alive but vegans are okay with it
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
I was going to link some ACA stuff from the Chaser but it doesn't really hold up over time
rook
>>775872 well if you find out who's buying vegan vegemite let them know I've got some great gluten free carrots to sell them
Anno
>>775873 link anyway, I always appreciate that stuff'
JaPAN
>>775873 yea do ti do it* >>775874 i know a great place for them to get a gluten free gmo-free green haircut
JaPAN
since people seem to blow their tires out a lot here im starting a new business. vegan tire shop
Make a wish foundation but all the wishes are made on a monkeys paw
Anno
I wonder if I still have my Chaser DVDs abc stuff is annoying to find especially after they closed.the chain down though it was all too expensive anyway
!C0.PerkELE
thought i'd watch konosuba finally but guess it isn't on fin netflix
also bashed the brains out of a mouse good way to startba morning
!C0.PerkELE
7 sins a go
Anno
what part of konosuba exactly?
!C0.PerkELE
ep1
Anno
oh I suppose you've only read the light novel? would've thought you'd seen it by now
!C0.PerkELE
nope to both havn't seen or read
Anno
well it's a fun show from what I've seen
Kirara 🍄🤡
wham bam
Anno
thank you mam
!C0.PerkELEAnno
oh no I'm not going to be able to sleep in this condition evening naps were a mistake
!C0.PerkELE
>grope sleepung girl >she wakes up >keep groping >your heart rate is fine like a boss
Anno
why is there so much astolfo explain yourselves fgo players
>>775979 haha no when i played it all i talked about was how badly designed it was the gameplay mechanics were fantastic, but every single boss and every single level was so poorly designed that it was a miserable experience the bosses were all really boring and souls clones need interesting bosses to be good one of the levels is literally all black-and-white and the assets all look exactly the same so you never know where you are because it's also a maze and also this is the largest level that you'll be spending several hours in i didn't even finish code vein, it was so bad
ton enjoyed it a lot more than me it was so bad that i got headaches playing it sometimes
!C0.PerkELE
it has cute grills and you can be a cute grill
Kirara 🍄
it does have good character creation
but i wouldn't recommend paying more than 20 USD for it
I filled up a flask with strong spirit and already regret drinking it.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776035 I'm a little under the weather. How are you?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I'm enjoying pokemon and loving waifus
Anno
I'm all right. A bit exhausted, the past four days have been a lot of standing and walking and I'm just about drained. Though I should get a good bit of the next week or two off so I can recharge hopefully.
>>776040 That's good. I just played games all day instead of doing work.
FormerRei@mobile
Good news everyone https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kz4mev/fallout-76-players-are-gleefully-nuking-pacifists
Yuu
>>776041 Good plan! It's important to take time off.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
kirara and I are pokemon nerds
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776043 I really need to get my dissertation and internship applications done. I'm just not feeling it today, though. I think it's the Thanksgiving blues.
Yuu
I am pretty happy about Thanksgiving. It's nice to have time off that I don't have to feel guilty for taking off.
Kirara 🍄🤡
All those holidays give me the blues since they're so family oriented and I don't have a family. Thanksgiving is also the anniversary of when I first got together with Fish!
But I'll be okay. Working is really important for my mental health, so I'll probably be back to tip top shape on Friday when I go back to work.
Kirara 🍄🤡
I had some plans for tonight but they got cancelled. Which is kind of disappointing, too.
!PAN/yhxnGc
thanksgiving is pretty okay i guess
Anno
My biggest grief with Thanksgiving was that it deceived everyone in North America into thinking you can only serve whole turkey on one weekend of the entire year.
!PAN/yhxnGc
idk we always had turkey at christmas too
Kirara 🍄🤡
Yeah, turkey is eaten lots of times like Christmas you can order it at restaurants and stuff too
>>776051 speaking of which i heard you quit you're job
>>776055 fuckin lmao we could have found time to play then!!!!
Anno
>>776055 What do you think you want to do now with the free time? Look for less horrible work? Do some schooling? Throw yourself into a penniless hobby?
!PAN/yhxnGc
>>776057 ton was busy failing to breath right/coming to the session those past few times! >>776058 probably find new job that ill hate less
>>776061 Yeah. I haven't really dated in like six years, so I have to get used to putting myself out there, you know? So it's kind of disappointing when stuff doesn't pan out.
>>776055 wow I feel so late to the knowledge party
FormerRei@mobile
>>776067 You don't have to explain why to me, but I do find it weird.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
maybe kirara doesn't want to date exclusively jewish people
!PAN/yhxnGc
>>776069 wtf we told you yesterday in the store you knew before these guys
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>776072 I know but if you quit two weeks ago I still feel late
FormerRei@mobile
>>776071 It's not like I'm saying "only use Jewish dating sites", I'm saying "try this". I know he's using tinder. It's not illegal to use more than one dating app.
I just don't think the kind of person who would use a website dedicated to being part of a specific group would interest me.
Yuu
What oh ///
Someone said you were on tinder? What's it like? A friend of mine encouraged me to try it. I always thought it was just a meat market.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776077 I've been trying Tinder, Bumble, and OkCupid. Tinder is okay. The people there seem really weird. A lot of people say they don't want hookups, but I haven't managed to have a full conversation with any of them. They've been telling me I'm going to hell and stuff like that. Someone unmatched me after I answered their question of where I grew up.
Bumble seems much better but people randomly stop responding there a lot.
For some reason only gay men are messaging me on OkCupid even though I told the service I'm not interested in men right now.
Yuu
hmm, weird I've never tried those sites but my friend was telling me I should.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776079 Honestly, they suck. I know a lot of people find people through online dating but I don't know if it's right for me. It doesn't feel like anyone is taking it seriously.
Did something happen with you and your boyfriend?
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Everything a King doesaa He must do with his whole heart
Yuu
>>776080 We fought last week, we're tight again this week. who knows what will happen
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776082 Oh, sorry to hear that. What did you fight about?
My mom invited some girl to thanksgiving tomorrow that she wants to set me up with. I don't think it'll go well.
!PAN/yhxnGc
it's a rough time to be yuu-san
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I sneezed for the first time after my surgery that was the worst thing. >>776082 oh no
Yuu
>>776083 It's a bit hard for me to describe what the fight was about since it was essentially over nothing. I think it was about something like fear of commitment or fear of letting someone get close since things are starting to get more serious.
I think any plan initiated by your mom is sure to go poorly.
!PAN/yhxnGc
surely he's a bit too old to be fearing committment, it's not like he's 22
Anno
Fears don't really have an age-restrictment; this isn't a theme park ride ya dweeb.
Yuu
That's right, you never really outgrow your issues.
!PAN/yhxnGc
only a COWARD fears committment, and only CHILDREN are COWARDS
Anno
Well there's a lot of cowards in life man. Might as well start learning to live with them.
!PAN/yhxnGc
I'm going to FIGHT ALL THE COWARDS
Yuu
Anyone who doesn't fear commitment on some level is insane. I have some fear of commitment too, but my fear of being alone outweighs it. Fear of commitment is something I can understand though.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776086 That's rough. Think you can break through his barriers?
Yeah, probably. She's someone my mom knows from a gun range.
Yuu
>>776094 I'm going to try, but I'm not sure if I can. He's very complex and a bit smarter than me too, I think. It's a rare case where I feel like the heroine and not the protagonist. I think the decision of whether I make it through or not is not mine to make.
I think anyone your mom met at a gun range is sure to be crazy. I'm looking forward to the story.
!PAN/yhxnGc
Beat the committment into them
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776095 So you feel powerless, huh? You just have to stay strong! You're pretty stubborn, so I think you can do it.
I know you love those stories. I'll be sure to keep you updated. I don't have any hope that she'll mesh well with me but maybe she won't be that crazy.
Anno
If she's to your mother's tastes I'm banking on her not being a good match hah hah
!PAN/yhxnGc
If she's to his mother's tastes I'm banking on her shooting him at the dinner table
Kirara 🍄🤡
Something to look forward to!
!PAN/yhxnGc
"Can you pass the salt?" *unzips gun*
Anno
... Getting shot at the dinner table is something for you to look forward to?
Anno
My late student loans/grants were supposed to come in between yesterday and tomorrow but they still haven't shown up yet. I'm annoyed that it's taking this long on top of already having taken a while.
Yuu
>>776097 Perhaps not powerless, but a little more at a loss about what to do than usual. It's unusual for me to meet my match like that.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776102 Some days, yeah. Thanksgiving is one of those days!
>>776104 How scary. I don't think I'll ever meet my match again.
Anno
Well you thought that after Teacup and then are thinking it now. So on the bright side at least history trends to you being pleasantly surprised on that account.
Kirara 🍄🤡
Fish wasn't really my match. She was a lot weaker than me.
Teacup captured me through brute force and sheer force of will.
Fish just waited for the natural outcome of me developing an attachment to her after living together for half a year.
!PAN/yhxnGc
caught like a moth to a mag flashlight
Yuu
>>776105 hmm, I don't know if I meant meeting my match in that sense. I meant meeting someone who kinda has the advantage against me.
!PAN/yhxnGc
match like game
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
DOOM on nightmare is 2hard 2hard 2hard
!PAN/yhxnGc
yeah 2hard like you winning a game as sona
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Yeah but see I was a Sona god so I could win even the most impossible matches
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776109 Doesn't anyone we fall for gain an advantage over us?
So is your friend telling you to try Tinder because she thinks you should kick your guy to the curb?
>>776078 >I just don't think the kind of person who would use a website dedicated to being part of a specific group would interest me. Then why did you use OkCupid? Isn't it literally the nerd dating site?
Kirara 🍄🤡
no? okcupid is a normal dating site
FormerRei@mobile
>>776142 I've never heaed any stories about normal people who use it. And it's definitely heavily marketed towards nerds.
Kirara 🍄🤡
if you look up the top dating sites it is literally in the top 3 most used dating sites
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Rei please
Kirara 🍄🤡
and even if i did use a nerd dating site there's a world of difference between connecting with people who share interests and connecting with people who share a religion or ethnicity
!PAN/yhxnGc
imagine being that stupid
FormerRei@mobile
Huh I read their wiki article They've done some interesting unethical stuff.
The new Pokemon games has a new special form that makes Pokemon BIG, right? In parts of the overworld you can fight as four trainers against one of these BIG Pokemon. Beating them gets you a bunch of useful items on top of capturing them. There's even some Pokemon that have special new designs in these BIG forms that you can only get from catching them from these raid fights.
Kirara 🍄🤡
>>776168 Yeah! Pokemon has raid battles now. It's pretty silly. ToN is helping me find a pokemon I want that isn't in Shield.
How do the raid battles work? just shared health bar?
Kirara 🍄🤡
Yeah, the boss has a healthbar we all go after. Our individual pokemans have their own health bars. If four pokemans faint, you lose.
Anno
The BIG Pokemon has a much larger health bar than what you'd normally get from a Pokemon at its level. The BIG form also boosts other stats so it'll be hitting harding -harder and not necessarily taking the damage you'd expect.
Kirara 🍄🤡
They all have big barriers they get, too. So you have to cooperate to take down the barriers so you can really take it down.
Anno
Hopefully there's still a raid culture going on once the Ultra takes on the games come out next year. Apparently the AI trainer help are kind of clunky.
>>776177 Nope, so yeah, they might not do one. But considering how unfinished lots of Sword/Shield can be at times, I wouldn't be surprised if this follows the same design pattern as Sun/Moon. Where the Ultra ones fleshed out a lof of the stuff that was a bit unfinished/unpolished with those games.
Alternatively they might make a return to the third version and put out a Pokemon Spear.
Kirara 🍄🤡
Did those get announced already?
Anno
Really the pipe dream would be a full on Sword/Shield 2 like Black/White that adds in all the Pokemon they didn't put in the first ones and really expands on the post-game content while tweaking things up throughout the game. But I have zeeeeeeeroo faith.
Kirara 🍄🤡
I wouldn't be surprised if they just did DLC.
And I don't think Pokemon SwSh feels unfinished at all. The only thing that's lacking is missing pokemon. Everything else is incredibly solid.
Kirara 🍄🤡
ToN helped me get a great Galarian Darmanitan I named it after my zen teacher
Anno
The Galarian Darmanitan looks really goofy. I kinda prefer the look of the Unovan one but man do I like the typing on the Galarian form.
WE MUST KILL THIS LOVE YEAH ITS SAD BUT TRUE GOTTA KILL THIS LOVE BEFORE IT KILLS YOU TOO
JaPAN
>>776210 >that's now how you kill yourself son let me show you
Anno
y'all
JaPAN
y'all'd'n't've
FormerRei@mobile
>>776211 Hrrrrmmmm I'm getting conflicting answers. LV said it was.
Marsh shitposting on the go via TelephoneFormerRei@mobile
Ugh I want to eat but there are people downstairs and I don't want to interact with them.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
interact with the down stairs and eat the people
Anno
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2019-11-21/planet-with-satoshi-mizukami-launches-new-manga-in-january/.153509 New Mizukami manga in Januaryyyyyyyy
FormerRei@mobile
Someone made a beat saber level thats just all the audio feom Shrek. *from >>>/watch?v=s3irWcAJhyU
Anno
why do all condom dispensers look like they stayed in the 90s
>>776222 So, Which one did you pick? Bikini, Savage Bliss, or Happy Hat?
JaPAN
>>776228 we may never know the answer to this pertinent inquiry
Anno
it's been what thirty years almost though where's my modern tm solution fuck >>776228 I would honestly just go in-store if I was that desperate that's also implying I'm a degenerate that fugs
Anno
salt waters good for ulcers right? I have one bugging me right now and I'm about to end this fuckers life three hours from now
JaPAN
>>776231 yeah salt water can kill the bacteria it hurts a bit but it will help if you rinse it every couple hours or so
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
>>776230 soon you'll be able to pick up a pack of condoms and your amazon prime will be instantly debited Soon(TM)
Anno
Is that a dog or a cat on the leash.
JaPAN
it's a lorax
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
isn't that a kind of food you put on crackers or something x
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Tell me I'm not a l33t Gamer I fucking dare you
JaPAN
>>776237 you're a gamer and it's terminal i'm sorry
Although I think you're not allowed to keep a round in the chamber while your carrying it. You ever go shooting?
FormerRei@mobile
Also it's a damn shame about the koalas. Maybe your government shouldn't have stopped doing controlled burns.
Anno
pistols or even rifles are allowed for hunting I believe there's probably not much we could have done about the koalas maybe better conservation or something but yes the government is pretty irresponsible these days
Anno
I'd like to join a club or something myself when it becomes viable
Anno
! steal of a deal
Anno
Deal of a steal
Anno
Maybe it doesn't actually work and it's the owner's clever scheme to get some free labour to cart it away.