>>774326 → >WC3 AI how bout that very hard where they not only micro faster than you could possibly hope to and also build faster and start with troops that game's ai was fucking cancer
!C0.PerkELE
also they get free money but the true power
Maria
>>774333 (OP) HUNTER KILLER TANK SPOTTED GET DOWN SOLDIERS
>>774359 Porygons would be quite good infiltrators wait no fuck I meant dittos
>>774364 Honestly you could be playing as a ditto and you wouldn't even know All of Pokemon could be some fucked up dystopia of dittos that have killed humans and taken their places
!C0.PerkELE
what makes you think they havn't already infiltrated all level of pokemon world?
!C0.PerkELE
aside from the fact that they are quite dumb failed clones of mew
!C0.PerkELE
and humans are powerful enough pokemons that can capture god
Maria
When the FUCK is my even darker and edgier animorphs anime
Anno
>>774362 but dittos always wind up with that goofy ass ditto face when they copy things in the show!
i have but one problem with this paper thus far it says SSBM is undecidable but it is absolutely impossible to win against an AI performing frame perfect reflectors on the character Fox due to the special properties the move has a flawless AI could waveshine combo you from 0-death 100% of the time as soon as they get the first hit due to the mechanics of the special move and the game though they haven't made a perfect Fox Bot yet, you can still get out of the waveshine occasionally with the strongest one atm
!C0.PerkELE
>gets reminded of say tekken 5's Jinpachi, that could only be damaged on a very brief window left in there intentionally >and otherwise was 100% ass rape the whole time
FormerRei@mobile
>>774382 Yeah but if you had two perfect ai fighting against each other as fox it would be undecidable
Anno
>>774384 ahh fair enough two perfect fox bots would just end up never hitting each other if they kept going for the shine since shine gives you invincibility on one frame when you activate it if they were waveshining as optimally as possible the only choices would be either to get hit or waveshine again so that you can avoid getting hit since shine comes out frame 1 with a damaging hitbox and invincibility frame it wouldn't actually go anywhere makes sense now
FormerRei@mobile
Wait I'm too tired to know if that was right I think I'm right
FormerRei@mobile
Gonna drop this sicc D&D story and go to bed http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17120844/
FormerRei@mobile
>>"In Gigagantis, Giants are giant assholes."
Anno
>Although some open-world sandbox games such as Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress can support the construction of Turing machines whoops
what kind of fucking supercomputer would you need to run dwarf fortress AI on that shit already fucks my $500 CPU in all kinds of new holes
Anno
There probably isn't one you could get your hands on unless your uncle works for Intel or something. Dwarf Fortress' biggest problem is that it was never written to utilize multiple processor cores. So for a sufficiently complex fortress you'd need a processor specified for single-core ridiculously fast computations.
Though I think Toady might be entirely re-writing the way Dwarf Fortress works to be able to utilize multiple processor cores, so maybe things will be different once that's implemented.
>>774405 yeah it was interesting for sure seems like it's making a lot of concessions to make the game compatible though
!C0.PerkELE
'deed should just use roll20
Anno
>>774398 clearly we need intel to make a iD dorf-core series processor delivering 5.8GHz single-core performance
Toady's been supposedly working on a multicore confluent version of the engine for a few years now but the game is so damn big I can imagine such an undertaking is difficult Even with his sufficiently advanced level of autism
Anno
>>774398 so did you watch Psycho-pass S1 or nah? I asked in the anime thread but you IGNORED ME
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
retroactively making a giant C++ codebase parallelized GOOD FUCKIN LUCK
Anno
>>774410 Don't doubt the dorfman!! Toady doesn't NEED luck. He only needs time.
!C0.PerkELE
>accidentally wins the campaign >mfw
Anno
>>774410 He might be getting help with this one, not sure. With the announcement of Dwarf Fortress getting a visually-improved Steam release I think he's outsourcing some of the non-development work to other people.
Anno
>>774409 I wasn't aware it was a question particularly seeking an answer, hah hah, sorry. I never watched season one but I'm sufficiently familiar to follow along and recognize returning characters.
Anno
>>774416 Wow, I feel like you missed out on something special. Idk about S3 but S2 is kind of irrelevant to S1 anyways. You should watch the original Psycho-Pass. It's really really good, I promise. It's about the only anime that can actually flex an Urobutcher influence and then follow through on it. Also the ending is fucking satisfying.
Anno
Though you do miss out on finding out the true nature of the Sibyl System a bit, the character interactions are really what made S1 fun. There's a lot of subplots, and Akane gets so much growth You should watch season one.
Anno
I'll keep it in mind for the winter break. Between work and school I don't have a whole lotta sink-in time for a two-cour show.
Anno
>>774419 It's NoitaminA so it's only 22 episodes. That's approx 8 hours and 26 minutes. I'm sure it's a bit easier to find that kind of time.
It's definitely worth it though, Psycho-Pass S1 is really awesome. I hope you enjoy it. Now go to bed fucker.
also guessing it was an automatic and tge dog pushed it from park to reverse etc good thing the wheel was turned
Kirara 🍄🤡
the wheel wouldn't lock in place and keep the same angle like that this was probably intentional
!C0.PerkELE
aa true tho dunno about modern cars
!C0.PerkELE
well hard to say how the wheel kept locked like that, but otherwise my hypothesis is right, unless the owner lies considering he has to replace all of his neighbors mail boxes and some lawn damage, i doubt it was some stunt buut >florida
Kirara 🍄🤡
there wasn't any damage it looked like
!C0.PerkELE
well then cnn, wp and abc are all liars
!C0.PerkELE
but you can see some wrecked boxes on the culdesac
cybertruck is just a big meme apparently even to muskman himself
ToN
no brakes on this train
Kirara 🍄🤡
best part is when he said the windows were unbreakable and then told his intern to throw a ball at the window to test it and the windows immediately broke and he had to give the rest of the presentation in front of a vehicle with broken window
!C0.PerkELE
>>774457 --- somebody got fired for this also imagine being the intern
!C0.PerkELE
unbreakable windows doesn't sound like a goid feature anyhow what do if trapped in car break windows oh wait
yeah read vommenta's apparently some apps that let you access work mail etc work both ways don't mind tgat having wotk stuff on a privatephone is a major security issue anyhow...
!C0.PerkELE
also gotta love how they know something like this is a lawsuit impending, but they can just go "bring it on, we can drag it for years and millions private individuals don't have" never really imagined war of attrition to be a court room tactic when i was younger
Kirara 🍄🤡
we are usually pressured into putting work stuff on our private phones in america if we don't, we face consequences for not being able to be contacted outside of work hours
!C0.PerkELE
well they can always punish the person when something goes amiss because of workstuff on privatephone anyhow
>>774498 but the musk man said there are no breaks
!C0.PerkELE
would you buy elon's musk?
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
how tf do you park a car with no brakes lol that makes no sense
!C0.PerkELE
it breaks for you it smarter than you
i dunno it most likely has break pedals or handbrake
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
there are videos of people taking these things for test drives online, i am gonna call that brake quote fake news
FormerRei@mobile
I don't think they could have it be street legal without brakes.
!C0.PerkELE
>>774504 prolly a n early dev interview or a joke or it doesn't have pedal brake but a switch etc kinda like older cars had gear stick behind the wheel
well i think you can get a dl, by using your own car - atm - but then you legally can only drive atmic
!C0.PerkELE
i preferc stick anyway, tho auto ofc is convenient as fug, especially in cities
!C0.PerkELE
i wanna try one of these
!C0.PerkELE
tho i yhink that one is auto
!C0.PerkELE
but there isn't imo anything hard about stick all there is to it is getting the feel to using the glutch in a way automatic is weirder, as it keeps going even without pressing on the gas
!C0.PerkELE
clutch
Yuu
>>774513 That is automatic. My dad had a truck that was like that for awhile.
>>774527 Hey Blue you got a new drawing tablet from Xp-Pen, right One with a tablet screen.
Koi
yeah
Koi
Artist Pro 15.6
Anno
Have you found it to be a good device? I've been considering a screen tablet for ages since the disconnect between a tablet and a monitor throws me off real bad. But Wacom is, well, Wacom With Black Friday coming up I'm putting together a list of things worth checking out.
Koi
it's lovely The only "issue" is the number of ports it needs which is two USBs and an HDMI But I had enough slots after I plugged out the external HD I wasn't actively using so it's all good. I think XP-Pen's Black Friday sale is happening around now actually or maybe it was only during the con and they['ll put it up again but I got the 15.6 100$ off grabbed the shortcut remote too because I lack space to use it and my keyboard simultaneously. I need a wider work area But the device itself is working wonderfully
Anno
Is/Are the cables for connecting to the computer a good length? My tower's on the right side of my desk and I need to keep tablets to the left because left-handed so it's a bit of a problem at times if the cable's not long enough to thread behind my monitors.
Koi
yeah. it's actually better if it's on the right side. Mine is on the left so it has to curve around. but it still reaches
Koi
ohh so you have the buttons on the right side, right? Cable should still be long enough
Anno
I'm seeing the extension cord in the package too so it'll probably be fine. If things still don't make it I could probably get a longer extension for cheap. ... I don't know why I never thought to get one before ...
Kirara 🍄🤡
I am a model who's also strong in battle - that's who I am
Koi
I'm very glad that Sony Vegas humble bundle happened this is great
Anno
I've heard some pretty iffy things about Sony Vegas in the past. It's made me kind of hesitant to go for their products.
Koi
Yeah but it was $25 and it came with like four other programs so i'm okay\
Koi
I'm just tired of pirating Adobe software
Anno
Yeah but that's like saying you're tired of stealing food from the two Michelin-star restaurant so you've started buying McDonald's.
Koi
Adobe Premiere isn't that stellar I've had enough of its crashes over the years
Man I'm so tired today. Had to be up early-ish for me to make a morning shift so I didn't get much sleep last night. And I can't really get an evening nap since a friend of mine has a live performance I said I'd be there for hah hah. At least I'll have plenty of time tomorrow.
if I can manage to stay awake tonight, maybe I can work out my issues with page 1 on paper i have an extra week but I also don't want to be at the last minute
it's starting to get to the point where the soles have wrn through and can feel the rocks under my feet haha
Koi
done work pays for one pair a year and the year's almost done
Anno
luckyy I only get mine once every two years and when I ordered mine they didn't fit so I asked them to resize them and they never did the work shoes are incredibly uncomfortable though
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>four hours into a game >realize I was missing and not using a really important/fundamental game mechanic
>>774589 a multipurpose tool can hold hundreds of drugs or even your little sister
JaPAN
maybe kny and mushishi are in the same world except mss is in pseudojapan and kny is pseudochina
Kirara 🍄🤡
well mushishi would take place probably 40 years after kny so it could be same place maybe the box was handed down
JaPAN
good point mushishi seems more pseudochina
JaPAN
or SEA maybe
Anno
Well that was fun. Went out to watch a friend's band do a live performance and then killed some time chatting with friends over nachos and drinks. Ended up maybe getting invited to a dinner party some time down the line.
phone posting is the worst let's throw all our phones into a river of lava
!C0.PerkELE
no a volcano
Anno
>>774603 hmm I dunno about that 30c is quite a lot if they do it for just a little bit while everyone is jumping to the races they can pull a quick SIKE before we can all (metaphorically) grab a five finger discount
Anno
>>774608 i'm telling you as someone who gets to experience the fluctuating prices from petrol distributors and hear what they know about the price their distribution company buys from refineries they do it every single year and also for other minor events locally part of it is from the increased natural demand because people drive much more around the holiday season between mid-nov to mid-jan and part of it is just a little extra greed they can get away with. gas stations usually try to undercut the shit out of each other but there is a bare minimum cost they need to cover to make at least a few pennies off commission. so in any area with multiple stations in proximity the price is bound to the manufacturer cost + distributor fees. a normal spike in price due to high volume sales like when big events come to my city and attract tourists is only 10-15c. but the holiday spikes are usually like 20-40c. The largest non-event spike I've seen was during a mass panic when the major refineries in my state were endangered by a hurricane and everyone went out and literally depleted damn near every station of gas, and the distributors could not replenish fast enough. The price only went up by 40c, except for fringe cases where stations would gouge by several dollars. Those were few in number, since that is actually fucking illegal apparently. Most of them just got told to lower it or face legal action but some were brought to court. So since obviously there is still plenty of fuel to go around every year for the holidays, it's logical that the spike is coming from within the supply chain.
!C0.PerkELE
not to mention the global speculators and oil sheiks who might spike the price of barrel up on a whim because some azis bkew hinself up somewhere or because putin had a bad day
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
we're no strangers to zaphiloxotrazepram
JaPAN
why did my name fall off samu explain yourself >>774611 you know the rules, and 2-CE
!C0.PerkELE
it happens
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
IT'S FIREFOXES FAULT CALL TIM BERNERS LEE and kill him with your mind lasers
!C0.PerkELE
anyhow interjecting back to that box tweet mushishi takes place in japannduting unspecified date of edo period isolationism
JaPAN
updating this new CoD is the most cancerous fucking process first you download the update then you boot the game up then it applies the update then you restart the game then the launcher finishes applying the update then you boot the game up then you wait for it to install shaders or you get like 15 fps in any new content
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
anyhow NOT derailing the conversation canadian whisky is ok
>>774618 god dammit kakyoin stop trying to fuck my mom >>774615 huh i didn't know actually always wondered but thought it seemed kinda rural and untamed for japan
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
imagine needing to eat bamboo 24/7 or else you die from malnutrition
you could alternatively find and eat meat but your whole tribe will ostracisize you
sloth is the best creature in the animal kingdom >>774624 yes
koalas eat eucalyptus. it is the only thing they can eat. it is almost void of all nutritional value too. so they basically always have to eat constantly or they fucking die. it's a miracle the species survived in the wild but I guess the ecosystem all works out for em.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
it is time to start a cross koala-human chimeric bloodline
>>774625 not much competition over shit food and lucked out on predator side
JaPAN
>>774628 well they needed to be up in the trees to not get murdered the shit out of by kangaroos and stuff i guess. not a whole lot of junk to choose from in the australian tree i guess? >>774626 imagine being a human that can only eat corn
!C0.PerkELE
cobsidering koalas are still around it isn't that bad specialisation
JaPAN
>>774630 For now lol Bushfires have been destroying the koala's habitat and around 80% of it has burnt up cause the australian government decided to just stop doing controlled burns and let nature take its course Naturally an uncontrolled series of fires started burning everything down since their native habitat has a lot of easily combustible shit and it's very hot there
If this keeps up the koala will be extinct outside of captivity pretty soon
!C0.PerkELE
well let them just sleep more they already do for 20 hours
>>774631 don't either help that they were nearly hunted to extinction too
JaPAN
these guys are awesome though imagine taking it so easy you just eat whatever happens to be close and it doesn't matter cause you basically don't need to do jack shit to survive imagine taking it so easy your potential predators literally cannot see you because you are just too slow
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
it is a charmed life an evolutionary atoll what are their natual preditors?
JaPAN
just look at any picture of a sloth they look fucking proud of themselves like they just thought of the funniest joke
JaPAN
>>774636 mostly hawks and large cats are all that can really get to them as they hang out in the canopy or understory basically their whole life but they hunt via sight the sloth is so fucking slow that algae grows on its fur, giving natural camoflauge, and their lethargic movements make it difficult for sight based hunters to notice them among the trees
!C0.PerkELE
imagine being a titan sloth not only you don't give a fuck, you can also fuck anything
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
predators* >>774639 sir is everything ok >>774638 so once in a blue moon a leopard looks up and pounces directly onto an immobile lump of algae?
JaPAN
holy shit the update is done ive been installing this since i started writing >>774609 like half a fucking hour
>>774640 well it's not immobile, sloths can move somewhat faster than what you usually see them getting about at if the sloth is immobile it's almost impossible that any of its predators would be able to see it, since they rely mostly on sight and their olfactory senses are not suited to hunting as well as the sloth smelling like algae unlucky sloths move at mach sloth speed and happen to be in the line of sight of a hungry cat or hawk and get got (mach sloth speed is about 5 inches a second lol)
!C0.PerkELE
>>774638 also each time they go take a shit, they are at risk of being killed by anything
>>774651 so clearly they are physically able to move reasonable wuickly but there's some mental/instinctual/energy barrier to doi ng so
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
check out the sticker on this toilet lid in this bar
!C0.PerkELE
woukdn't call tgat quick butbyeah, sloths also operate on shit diet, max energy saving
JaPAN
>>774653 yeah, they technically can move a lot faster than they usually do but their diet consists of low nutritional leaves basically whatever they feel like eating off the trees is good enough. they have a very very slow metabolism so even negligible caloric intake is enough to let them chill out for a long time. that's probably the fastest Millie is gonna go all fucking day, probably gonna go back to the normal trees after she's done playing for a few minutes and be still for the rest of the day they usually let the sloths play a bit a day so they don't get depressed, they're somewhat social creatures despite barely doing fucking anything
in the wild they also have the instinct to be really still whenever they see anything that isn't a sloth as well so they don't often move even compared to captive sloths
JaPAN
fuck i got kicked for inactivity because i was talking about sloths
not that i was doing shit all that game i am so bad at sniping but need to get 30 more kills
!C0.PerkELE
now you beed to ve like millie
JaPAN
maybe if i go prone i can be as fast as millie
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
kicked for inactivity for being a sloth fan wooow
JaPAN
sniper rifles are fucking lame i never use them now i am cursed to kill 35 people with one
!C0.PerkELE
enjoy
JaPAN
i most certainly will fucking not
JaPAN
after this i get to kill 35 people with a pistol though that sounds cool
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
PLAY OF ZA GAME
FormerRei@mobile
My dumbass friend just drank a can of v8 that expired in 2010.
i don't remember making this image but here you go guys >>774666 well there's a non-zero chance that it hasn't grown stomach evacuating bacteria maybe he'll be okay but he'll probably feel really bad
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
holy fuk
JaPAN
i think i was talking about this guy i met in the australian osrs server we talked for a couple hrs while mining then he went to log off
rip thug, he was my nigga
JaPAN
everybody at that spot on the aus server last night was really nice actually we were all sharing mining spots and not competing there was a lot of helpful and friendly bants maybe oz osrs is based
>>774676 i was around back im the heyday but i nevwr progresssex past the tutorial area
JaPAN
>>774677 same i started playing as a wee lad my og account somehow isn't banned and has the 15year cape on that trashcan that is RS3
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
ayyy that's some fuckin history
JaPAN
>>774679 that account doesn't even have a single skill maxed lol spent all my time as a kid using the game as a chat room with rpg in the background
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
yeah that wS me.
and discoworlz Discworld MUD an exploration medium with game sprinkled on top
!C0.PerkELE
ran selling cyan coal
JaPAN
i made all my money running laws and selling iron i think
!C0.PerkELE
selling lobs
JaPAN
wow 3 back to back headshots from me and play of the game goes to some dude spraying a bunch of guys close range with an ak47 lol
JaPAN
guess he got more bonus xp modifiers cause of close range and one headshot all i got was 3x elim 3x one shot one kill 3x headshot he got like 11 modifiers total i think
>>774688 you get a bonus to your score for shooting someone within melee range because melee does like 70% of target health in damage and is much faster than any gun
clearly what i did was much more lucky but that's how the scoring system works
!C0.PerkELE
i wonder which hane started the insta or near insta melee kills
!C0.PerkELE
game*
JaPAN
>>774690 think it was CoD4 or maybe WaW i don't remember melee a lot from CoD4
!C0.PerkELE
is been insingle a lot longer but in multi it is more recent i think yeah
JaPAN
ah okay yeah CoD 4 was the first instance of the instant bullshit button only in mp
previously melee was kind of crap in CoD3 also you could melee with a grenade lol
so fucking glad melee isn't instant kill anymore that was the thing I hated the most about call of duty multiplayer in every game
!C0.PerkELE
they don't call it a potato smasher as a joke
JaPAN
you can take an attachment on some guns that gives you an instant melee kill but mostly it's guns that you can instant kill at a larger range like shotguns and such so you can actually get close to people without just getting into a knife fight
JaPAN
time to get 35 handgun kills now the choice the 1911 because the 1911 is sexy or the .357 because it's actually a good sidearm
!C0.PerkELE
magnum
JaPAN
what's with that fucking ##MAAAAAAGNUM
JaPAN
FUCK forgot to ##spoiler omg samu fixed the [ spoiler][/ spoiler] to trick the board into thinking it was a newline my shit posting is fucking over
JaPAN
ok now desert camo or wood camo as if anyone is going to not notice the guy firing a fucking .357 magnum
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
what the ##fuq
JaPAN
you used to be able to type [*spoiler][/spoiler*] without the asterisks to allow you to start things that required a newline on the same line kind of how 4chan worked for a while
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
that makes a lot of sense from a coding perspective but consider this, i havent touched the code in at least a year
JaPAN
i can't believe that you somehow managed to fix that shit on accident what did you do between adding bigtext and last year
JaPAN
i wonder if you can >quote shit midpost too
JaPAN
w0w it doesn't work
JaPAN
samu please add code to replicate the older shittier code that let me do fun things
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
it's MAGIC I ain't gon explain shit
JaPAN
doushio has become TOO ADVANCED it ALMOST WORKS
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
it's become cursed and i have to put it down before something terrible happenz
JaPAN
fuck yes i unlocked the k98k in mp the first gun i ever shot irl
!C0.PerkELE
doushio is self evolving
JaPAN
>>774711 you're kind of late on that boss there have been many terrible things happening
>>774716 I'm too old too have shot an ar as my first gun, realistically. It wasn't anywhere near as popular as it is now when I was a kid.
JaPAN
>>774716 i straight up never touched an armalite until i was like 23
!C0.PerkELE
talkibg about asslt rifle not your shitty guns
JaPAN
i shot the k98k my dad had when i was like 13 cause i would go with him hunting deer
FormerRei@mobile
>>774720 Yeah cause people totally let 13 year olds shoot assault rifles here and its compltely normal and incredibly common for private citizens to own them. >>774723 The ar-15 isn't an assault rifle unless it's been modified to be fully auto.
JaPAN
they straight up do my uncle let a 14 y/o shoot his AR-15 lol
>>774722 i read assault rifle as ar because assault rifles do not fucking exiiist
FormerRei@mobile
>>774725 Assault weapons don't exist, assault rifles do Well, technically "assault weapons" exist but "assault weapon" usually means "scary looking semi auto rifle"
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
> This Japanese hotel room costs $1 a night. The catch? You have to livestream your stay
JaPAN
>>774726 assault rifle is a misnomer the media made up because automatic rifle doesn't sound badass enough i guess
JaPAN
"assault rifles" i.e. automatic rifles for infantry use such as the SCAR/M16/M4A4/AK47 are not even fucking used for assault or siege combat
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
the whole "assualt rifles aren't real" meme is a waste of time
JaPAN
yeah it is but it makes me laugh to talk about it they should have just used automatic rifle
automatic rifle is good enough and also scary
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
it's too late, assassassault rifle has already adopted a new meaning
FormerRei@mobile
Unrelated but who wants to see a fun post by ton?
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
anyway who wants to go to fukuoka and do some skits in the 8-tatami studio
JaPAN
>>774732 i dunno about that one el capitan there's a pretty large split of people who accept the terminology and deny it
i don't really give a shit what they're called i know what you mean when you say it but i think it's a pointless new term for something already defined which is SILLY
anyhow it is just an evolutuon ofnthe weapon submachine gubs were assault weapons as in close rabge weapons and when a rufle was developed that could fullfill the same purpose they named it aptly
JaPAN
>>774739 that term is a functionally different entity from the modern term
FormerRei@mobile
>>774744 You are mixing up assault rifle and assault weapon. And yes assault rifle is also misused a lot by people in the media.
!C0.PerkELE
evolution of a rifle has anyhow come from long ranfe weapon, to repeating mid range weapon to short range automatic weapon and any short range fighting is ususlly considered an assault in military terms
JaPAN
most rifles perform at midrange even these days except for spaghetti slavshit
!C0.PerkELE
yep but a non automatic weapon is shut in an assault
Anno
gimme an armalite 15 I could definitely assault you with it
!C0.PerkELE
gimme a saiga
JaPAN
just gimme my yugo k98k back with all those fucking pits in the stock from idk where
Anno
I want a gun licence go shoot some clay >>774753 never pawn ANYTHING
JaPAN
pro tip never pawn a gun
JaPAN
>>774749 i gotta be honest the one time i used an AR-15 it was so weird how fucking weightless it was i did not really like it
you could meet up with bang and touch swords in the street
JaPAN
>>774757 in my state it is legal for anyone over 18 to carry a knife up to 5.5 inches anywhere that does not expressly forbid and has obtained the paperwork to condemn knife carrying
FormerRei@mobile
Ugh I need a new knife. >>774761 My state and county have dumb knife laws, I can't remember the length limit but its bullshit. You can't have them on ppublic transit either.
!C0.PerkELE
i want to open carry an ax
JaPAN
if you obtain an open carry license in texas you can open carry any bladed weapon of any size anywhere that does not prohibit open carry laws
Anno
i wanna kill a man with my bear arms
FormerRei@mobile
>>774764 II'm surprised you guys need an open carry license to carry bladed weapons of any size in Texas.
JaPAN
>>774766 You can carry small blades of any size without an open carry license but you need a license to carry any bladed weapon larger than 6 inches blade length
it takes about 30 minutes to get licensed assuming you have not actually assaulted someone before
Anno
>>774754 it's like 3 kilos right? U guess that's light *I
I still think people should be allowed to carry swords without a fucking license. Not that they'd be particularly effective slf defense weapons. Just more of Like we're i the 21st century, why do we have laws restricting people from carrying large bladed weapons.
JaPAN
>>774768 Little less than 3 kilos yeah Probably the lightest rifle I've ever used anyways
>>774770 You can straight up carry an authentic german zweihander in texas if you get that carry license not that anyone fucking does lol
it's much more effective for self defense and just as easy to get to obtain a concealed handgun permit unless you have a criminal record
FormerRei@mobile
>>774775 I'm saying yu shouldn't need a license, yeah a concealed handgun permit is much better
Anno
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword wowee look what I found was looking for this though https://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia/china-railway-attack/index.html
>>774776 i think it's silly to let just anyone go about with a sword and such that puts people on edge knowing they had to get screened to walk around with it makes it much more comfortable
idk i've met some weird creepy ass dudes if they're carrying a sword i would like the law to have some recourse
FormerRei@mobile
>>774781 Didn't some finnish guy kill people with a sword recently?
!C0.PerkELE
i dunno people go stab slive here quite oft
JaPAN
one time a guy came into my store with a machete now look that's a misdemeanor regardless of license i told him that and he was like oh my bad sorry i didn't know and paid for his drink and left and everything was great
>>774803 hei absorbed his sister bai who had the ability to manipulate quantum mechanics by consuming things and it's consuming his life and humanity constantly so he can manipulate quantum mechanics basically i aint got to explain shit
FormerRei@mobile
>>774807 Her renumeration was sleeping and she paid it of completely which is why Hei can use it without renumeration. The eating thing is a red herring.
JaPAN
fuck you right i forgot lol
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
>>774807 that is horrifying how can i prevent super humans from casually tearing me limb from limb
JaPAN
>>774808 hei is fucking hungry because he uses a lot of fucking amphetamine and he is awake 24/7 so he gotta eat
FormerRei@mobile
>>774810 That wasn't even from darker than black. The gif is from the 2000s birdy the mighty anime It wasn't even a real child It was a terrorist frog alien disguised as a human child
JaPAN
how many times do you see Hei sleep tbh its like 3-4 times in 40ish episodes/ova
S2 of darker than black was pretty good i liked it the OVAs were the best S1 depends on the arc in question but overall was better than S2
FormerRei@mobile
>magically sealed away hei's power >girl has the contractor ability of summoning a specific rifle Those were both retarded
JaPAN
>>774819 needed some bullshit reason to allow a pissed off Hei to not immediately resolve the problem considering he stomps everyone in the OVAs there wouldn't really be a storyline if they just let his canonical powerlevel into the new plotline
the only conflict in the OVAs is only coming from his lack of interest in fighting back and he wins basically immediately after he loses touch with Yin then S2 starts and there wouldn't be a very compelling intrigue if he kept on
!C0.PerkELE
chinese electric batman go
!C0.PerkELE
>>774820 or yoy know write better using less shitty tropes depowering is almost always bad
FormerRei@mobile
>>774820 Doesn't change the fact that the bullshit was bad writing. If you have to write around a character's powerlevel in order to not immediately resolve the plot you've already made a mistake.
FormerRei@mobile
I'll probably finish s2 at some point I forget where I dropped it.
JaPAN
>>774822 they could've made the quantum bullshit gate-only and that'd be more compelling to have hei fighting with suou in S2 with normal electric powers but they fucked up in S1 already since the writing already stated he understood how his contract worked properly and shit
not a lot you can do to make that god-tier manipulation power compelling in combat against your typical contractor i think
>>774826 yeah that's what they should have done but also depowered hei was a fucking champ
!C0.PerkELE
then switch characters and don't even have hei appear
Although violent alcoholic hei is pretty cool I just dislike the premise that created him
JaPAN
hobo hei is a fucking awesome character but they could have had a better reason for him to get ghettofied
JaPAN
i love yin far more than the next guy but it doesn't make sense that losing her for a few weeks drives him to complete self destruction and alcoholism and shit anyways
JaPAN
should have just made shion the culprit of his contract being stolen or something it makes more sense that he can create worlds and shit if he stole hei's quantum manip
I don't really believe that and I dislike anti cop rhetoric. Although I still jave many issues with police procedures and training.
JaPAN
huang, mao, and yin are the only characters who are always on hei's side no matter what doesn't make sense for him to give a shit about anyone else and huang is dead
i have a certain picture for hei and mao lol so the only remaining logical partner is yin
>>774845 i have done some shockingly degenerate shit with police officers before
depends on the guy tho
!C0.PerkELE
oh yeah wasn't there a badguy of the week who could co that but with people?
Anno
I've had both good and bad experiences with cops
JaPAN
>>774853 i had to look it up to remember her name but yeah it was Alma and she lead a cult and shit in S1 she was basically mystique from X-men except she used her powers for scientology instead of espionage
JaPAN
>>774854 i got a job through a cop after they were about to fire me for getting robbed and not following protocol and also i did a lot of coke in the bar's bathroom with an off duty cop
so basically only good experiences with cops sure is great to be white
JaPAN
both of them are assigned to different beats now but i miss em those fellas were cool
JaPAN
right now the only cop i hang out with is a guy named tony who looks like what shrek would look like in real life he's about 6 foot 8 and 350 pounds of muscle and belly and has to turn sideways to get into normal sized doors really nice guy but i'd probably hit the floor faster than light if i heard that mfer say "you're under arrest"
JaPAN
w0w /moe/ is dead now ok
Anno
shrek the cop killed it
JaPAN
they straight up call him shrek within the local force at first when mike and gary told me about "shrek" i was like haha okay funny nickname then i fuckin saw that mother fucker
JaPAN
two games in and i've racked up 9 kills with my pistol
that's better than my sniper rifle performance
Anno
I think my brother's playing the latest cod modern warfare doesn't look too bad
JaPAN
it is a pretty good game
JaPAN
they have also made a lot of free content updates which is a first for cawwadooty they've added like 3 maps since i bought it
!C0.PerkELE
>>774863 people only had issues with its sp plot but wgo really cares avout cod plots...
JaPAN
they might be trying really hard to make up for the fucking garbage fire that was blops 4
>>774868 blops 4 did not have a single player mode at all
JaPAN
and the multiplayer was really crap half the maps were recycled and the other half were bad by CoD standards it didn't have new modes or even most of the standard gameplay modes and the weapon balance was super fucked up
JaPAN
basically treyarch and infinity ward swapped roles from the rehash crap that was MW3 to BLOPS4
JaPAN
the games inbetween we don't talk about i only played them because i got them for free officer
JaPAN
why do they call it CoD: Ghosts? cause it doesn't exist lol
Anno
lol
Anno
might get the new Hitman if not for myself than for my brother as a pretend present
JaPAN
got 6 kills that round the "hold up riot shield until they start to reload and then shoot them" strat is prevailing
JaPAN
someone that round said "this game need to buff FMJ" i do not quite understand it already gives you like 10% more damage and lets you penetrate slightly stronger substances
maybe he wants to be able to shoot straight through steel with his smg cause it kicks ass idk
JaPAN
when we won he also added "please tell developer please"
JaPAN
t.n. you can shoot straight through concrete with the m91 because it kicks ass and with fmj there is literally no such thing as cover m91 kicks ass
JaPAN
does kind of turn you into a slow cunt though just make sure you're still alive when you finally get to the good spot*
JaPAN
oh shit i have to work in 8 hours and i only slept like 3 hours yesterday
JaPAN
an 11 hr day im gonna lose so much shitposting time yet again
i hope the cowboys fucking lose to the patriots so i can watch all the mad drunk people come and buy more beer from me
Anno
rip i got tomorrow off they can't call me in till 7 or so if they need me
Anno
if all goes to keikaku doori I should be hanging out with morsh chan in a week or so then I also have a festival to go to in the new year with my cousin
Anno
so at least I h ave those things to look forward too
i've never listened to tame impala but the people i've met on /mu/ that liked them were fucking idiots
Anno
that is mu in general but the only tame impala album I liked was the beatles tribute one I can't remember the name that one is okay I guess just never listened to the full thing
Anno
tame impala makes me think of a nineteen year old white girl from wisconsin wearing a headband smoking week in a bikini at some shitty music festival
Anno
typical jjj listener fanbase
Anno
i don't know a lot of these band's music guess I have homework for a fuckin live event lol
Anno
tge >plus loads more doesn't even link to anything maybe they'll update it closer to the date
Anno
i wish i had some of those fake festival line up images on hand
Anno
yeah they're funny any time something like Coachella comes around those things pop up
!C0.PerkELE
bacon, mushroom, tomato, onion soup
Anno
I wonder if we'll be doing drugs boi swears he's never done them but comes from the pot capital of the country
crazy that nobody has died in space maybe some animals but challenger etc never made it to space
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
marth is too fun
Anno
nerf marth too fun
Anno
what a waste of money rhe v8 track is local govt could have spent it on some better infrastructure but instead they spend it on a track so we can watch cars g o v r o o m >>774913 iirc but I have been wrong many times over
>>774884 wish i could hang out with Marsh and touch his huge mountain climber calves make a pass at them in my honor
JaPAN
>>774909 we almost had many dead IN SPACE but astro and cosmo nauts worked together to stop the fire on that joint rus-usa space station and the day was saved except according to the Russians nothing bad happened shut the fuck up
Anno
god damn RUSSIANS
Kirara 🍄
would you rather fight a russian a space station or space
Anno
https://m.slashdot.org/story/363798
!C0.PerkELE
>>774923 space even with 0 accuracy i can hit it and i am already doing it anyway
JaPAN
>>774922 the Russian and American were both responsible for saving everyone on the ship
rus just didn't want to seem like they were lame and let a station catch on fire
JaPAN
>>774923 russian tbh they enjoy a good scuffle and/or homicide
!C0.PerkELE
anthow i am of the opinion that gagarin wasn't first man in space he was just first to survive
>>774952 real talk putting hand warmers in my pockets and sleeping bag was the comfiest rest in sub freezing conditions of my life fuck the instructions if you catch fire at least you'll be warm
also winter camo experiences >make huge efforts to keep stove on and hot during your shift >next guy lets it go out and is cold in the morning fucking every single time
JaPAN
reminds me of when i went camping here when it was raining and my pals called me a pyro cause i kept getting more fodder for the fire
fuckers never complained about it being cold though
Anno
how bads Valium as far as benzos go >>774958 people call you pyros for anything but the real pyros are the people you least expect
Kirara 🍄
remember when we went camping and you got heat stroke and then were like "i'm gonna get firewood" and then you started getting a migraine
>>774961 same we gotta go camping again soon i have to travel for interviews all january but maybe we can plan something early summer again let's fuckin go to alaska
JaPAN
>>774959 mid tier strength moderate duration high propensity for abuse but less prevalent than xanax
Kirara 🍄
valium can stay in your urine for like 10-15 days so watch out
JaPAN
>>774963 I'm down for whatever i don't give a hoot alaska is fucking beautiful would love to see it myself
Anno
don't think we get tested for benzos anyway
Kirara 🍄
all point of care cups and all extended tests test for benzos
>>774966 i will probably have like all of july off before i have to go to my internship
JaPAN
>>774967 if you get urine tested you're getting tested for damn near everything buddy
Anno
we get spit tested only I just wanna piss in a cup and get out of there it's too much of a hassle
spit tests are garbage but they can sometimes pick up non combustible drug use if you have a steady habit or poor dental hygiene
JaPAN
>>774968 i can probably get any time that's good for you off if you want to assuming i don't snap and alt f4 my job
Kirara 🍄
just alt f4 your job and get a new one near where i'm doing my internship
!C0.PerkELE
hmm now I bit regret my decision to chop all the bits in the soup so that I would blend it into a mush this would have been damn nice when chopped to edible sizes and with more potatoes and carrots oh well
JaPAN
>>774974 sounds good to me I want to find a different job anyways there is no future in this for me except franchising my own store and fuck that
nitpicking asshole or made to hear constant complaints from more advanced nit pickers the people who move up in corporate structures are a waste of my fucking life
JaPAN
>>774986 conscript them if they refuse they choose the noose
JaPAN
>>774985 nice board ate my posts couldn't do this as a lifetime career
some guy in NY got a tank sent after him and surrounded by SWAT and shit last night because someone claimed he had a 30 round magazine somewhere in his home cops claimed they heard gunshots as an excuse to raid but then said they found no gun fuckin bullshit
!C0.PerkELE
mm elish soup
!C0.PerkELE
but alas this would actually have been better as just soup and not mashed soup
yeah I bet there are long term exposure risks with tear gas no matter its composition
Anno
did they the bill canned yet or are they still trying
Kirara 🍄🤡
the bill was canned but a lot of people are trapped by police in buildings people can't go back home because they'll be arrested and the people are fed up and refuse to stop fighting
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
i just played like 30 rounds of marth against this ike who just would not quit no matter how many times he lost
Anno
we only like ike
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
marth ma boi
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
what a trooper i farmed 2 mil GSP
Anno
i should get snake Amiibo and the other Isabelle and uh a switch maybe
!C0.PerkELE
>>775009 well better to keep going till you get some guarantees or something or they'll be back in a decade
Anno
that lady should step down too won't do much for the problem in the greater scheme prolly
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
oh no
Anno
funny how many people were ripping into the new Pokemon but it's still quite the success
JaPAN
>>775006 i was gonna say ok birds that's understandable but normal tear gas does not kill fucking squirrels and rats
JaPAN
>>775018 seems like it's a good game according to my sources
Anno
I would play but I also still have to play literally every pokemon in existence
also how many people preordered it compared to bought it is a good question
Anno
good point gamefreak still has a licence to print money though
!C0.PerkELEAnno
oi you got a loicence to print that monie
!C0.PerkELE
yes
Anno
nods cheerio
Anno
>the broadcast version of Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure censoring Jotaro Kujo smoking as he is 17 (Japan’s minimum smoking age is 18). The censorship was done via a heavy shadow across the lower-half of his face. wtf that's 4kids tier
>>775018 the problems it has dont completely detract from the regular experience but it just could have been bettee its fun but some animations are eh loading issues very short postgame no national dex of course likely rushed overall
it just could have been so much more bjt it was still very fun
I shall come and breed them to survive the cold and sustain themselves only on mice
!C0.PerkELE
Then I release them into the wilds first they eat the mice then mice like critters then rats and grow larger and larger then the cats and the dogs and then the people
and then there shall just be I and spiders here and finland will be perfect
!C0.PerkELE
>>775048 >WebP’s lossless compression, a new format unrelated to VP8, was designed by Google software engineer Jyrki Alakuijala there is always a finn behind everything
Anno
except it's not compatible with shit
Anno
I need a bb or something to shut that fucking bird up outside
!C0.PerkELE
when I still did bbs, I used birds as target practice quite oft taught the fuckers over time not to fly near our yard, and even few years after I quite, no bird came to shooting range of our house. Was useful, since it saved our cherries and black and red currants all for ourselves.
as a human that sounds kind of erotic but as a bird that sounds cruel
!C0.PerkELE
What do you think you do with bb guns? you shoot other people >>775062 that is teens for you but farmers anyhow shoot birds that eat their crops what is the difference a slight "ow" vs "dead"
This isn't even the most recent popularity poll, in the most recent one she's got like 12000+ points and blows Furuhashi out of the water by like four or five thousand votes.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
so what you're saying is that my opinions are objectively correct
Anno
I'm saying your opinions are nothing special NEERD
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
of course they're speciasl *special Everything I do is special. I was even put in all the special classes in school
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Anyway, I seriously was wondering about my life having some PROFOUND thoughts
before you idiots distracted me with all this talk of anime girls
Anno
>Why the hell is this phone so expensive through Newegg >Ships from the United Kingdom Oh.
Anno
I wonder if it's worth spending an extra thirty dollars to get a brand new phone instead of the same model but refurbished. From what it sounds like the seller some times replaces the battery during refurbishing, but not always, so getting it refurbished might mean I'd have to spend money on a new battery earlier than usual anyway. And maybe the brand new option comes with the normal product box, where the refurbished one only comes with some third-party stuff instead of the original charger, cable, etc.
I'm leaning towards the brand new option though.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
yeah. definitely go for the New option
Anno
It's only like an extra four percent price increase relative to the refurbished price. At that point it feels close to negligible.
FormerRei@mobile
>>775102 Ogata was my favorite before sensei was introduced. I think they're tied for me now.
Anno
Or I could get refurbished shopping through eBay and get it for 70% of the brand new one I see elsewhere. Man I wish I had the freedom to not care about these kinds of price evaluations and guesswork.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
what about all that big dick Book money I assumed you were rolling in it
Anno
I was pretty much at penniless when I got the job and if you count what I had on credit technically in debt. And I've been only making like 120 dollars a week for the most part. After transit fare and various expenses I don't really get to keep a lot of it.
I've got some late government grants/loans for the semester coming in early next week though and considering they're supposed to help with expenses I've already paid out of pocket I feel justified in using some of it for expenses I'd normally cover myself.
Kirara 🍄🤡Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>775114 is that where the phone money is coming from?
Anno
Pretty much.
Anno
I've got a few other things in mind too that I'm
Anno
holding on for next weekend to see if they get Black Friday deals.
Samu 🔩 !KW2DbpWwls
pogchamp sleepin all day as usual
Kirara 🍄🤡
I been outta whack all day. This morning there was an ambulance with it's lights and sirens on and I was the only one who pulled over for it. I got mad because if my loved ones needed help and a bunch of shitters cared more about going to church or whatever they were doing, it would kill me. Then I eventually saw where it was going, and it was a really bad car accident. It was really triggering.
To my surprise tonight's the store meeting for the holiday period. I've never seen so many employees in this store before. Some of them I've -never- seen before.
Anno
It's a pretty cozy experience so far and hey I'm getting paid for it.