hello fellow posters it is me mr. threadmakee please enjoy my thread
AnnoMahou Shoujo Marsh-chanAnno
kotor movie?
Anno
>Star Wars: Lucasfilm President Promises 'Knights of the Old Republic' Projects Are Being Explored cool
Anno
i want Darth Nihilus to give me the force succ
Maria
Darth Nihilist
Kirara, the Baseball MomMahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Everyone's entitled to an opinion but I think it's unprofessional for professors to go off on long, politically-slanted rants in classes that have absolutely nothing to do with it
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
But I get the feeling that this guy sees himself as some sort of no-nonsense realist, so he probably wouldn't care about being called unprofessional.
Anno
what is political position would you say
Anno
his
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Well he was talkin' a whole bunch of shit about the Liberal party, so there's a bit of a hint
Anno
oh so he's a liberal
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
TL note: In ausfag politics the Liberal party is Economically liberal, meaning that they stand for minimum state intervention and smaller government Which would make them the Conservative party in other systems.
It's just semantics.
Anno
vs the culturally liberal labor party gotta love semantics
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Yeah. Exactly.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Federal Election in 1 month get hype
Anno
no matter who wins we all lose
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
I'm gonna be drawing the BIGGEST dick on that ballot paper.
Anno
>not drawing yaoi doujins
Anno
there's some pauline hanson cutouts hung up nearby might duck out and fetch myself one
Anno
they're pinned up quite high too almost like they anticipate something to happen
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
abolition the government be the lawyer that abolished laws
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>669106 yeah. go out and get yourself a sexy pinup.
!C0.PerkELE
thank god I live in finland
Kirara, the Baseball MomMaria
>>669102 Already? I feel like the last one was a year ago
Anno
gotta update those enrolment details or something
Maria
Can't wait to vote for the government in a country I don't live in again
Kirara, the Baseball Mom!C0.PerkELE!C0.PerkELE
50% donew ith this idiocy caused by chief idiocrat
thank god my leasing company is superu nderstanding private person would have kicked me ou several times over
!C0.PerkELE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND SAFE
!C0.PerkELE
now just buy few books, apply for unemployment status, start applying forj obs and become a cog
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
RIP
!C0.PerkELE
well atleast I went from "broke" to has money and isn't financially fucked in three phone calls gotta love socialism
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
i gotta get me some a dat socialism
!C0.PerkELE
funded by market capitalism the nrodic model is so weird a system
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
americans think the nordic model is actually complete socialism they think it's the same as USSR
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lel we actually have pretty much top 10 or top 20 "best place to be a private corporation" on all levels small, medium, large with USA being at like 80
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Our system is so good, that many EU legislations forced on us, actually drag us back at times decades especially the digital rights shit in recent years >dragged 20 years back to early 00s, because italy
snuffkin tricks a cop to jail himself, plants hattifattener on a gardner's yard, because he had "don't step on the grass" sign and generally is an anarchist-actively against any authority especially banning things
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
sounds like my kind of dude
!C0.PerkELE
also he hates technology dislikes highly organised society, and says "you only need to own as much as you can carry"
!C0.PerkELE
though he prefers wilderness and mountains not desert
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
i do like mountains mountain forests are pretty good
!C0.PerkELE
despite moomins popularity, the finno-japanese anime isn't that watched in the english speaking world it seems
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah I've never seen it at least
!C0.PerkELE
I should take the finnish dub and fansub it
!C0.PerkELE
grab the mtv3 HD version video, grab the original Yle broadcast original dub combine them two and then sub it
!C0.PerkELE
god that would be a nightmare finnish already translates to badly to english
Anno!C0.PerkELE
is there any kind of "collapsed due to its own impossibility" kind of sayingi n english?
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I can't think of any off the top of my head.
!C0.PerkELE
is not really a saying, but it is a popular phrase here "kaatua omaan mahdottomuuteensa" >>669143 just doesn't look or feel good translated
!C0.PerkELE
few times I've watched finnish movies with LV, the subs have just been "eh?" the information gets across, but like 50% of the meaning is lost
ToN
in addition to a more entertaining one i dreamed it was thursday and i hasnt made my fight for thursday
!C0.PerkELE
it was a foresight
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
i am super looking forward to the game this week
!C0.PerkELE
let's go kill lee and maddie
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
let's save lee! we can't beat the final boss without him
Anno!C0.PerkELE
>>669151 yeah fucking he deals alone 50% of our damage atleast so far since jan always misses and making me deal dmg is missing out on heals and buffs
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
our team is basically one dps, one support, one hybrid dps-support, and one hybrid dps-healer
!C0.PerkELE
I actually got a new energy death +2 to critical range and +3 to a death save slapping that with morgul blade on jan or pan...
!C0.PerkELE
alchemist is a jack of all trades class and youc an't even NOT make it one
can you transfer map information between two players?
ToN
huh you mean two games? i dont believe so
!C0.PerkELE
basically someone else does a map and trasnfers it to someone else
ToN
if does a map means make one, no if it means two players are on different maps, i cant do that simultaneously
Anno!C0.PerkELE
>>669161 naw I was thinknig I'd make the soili mansion and soem surrounding areas and slap that at you, even if it never gets used just so it is there as a possibility
I can't wait when she eventually gets Nüremberged or becomes Hitler or both
AnnoFormerRei@mobile
Ohio
Anno
Ohio
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Jamaica
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
guild wars
FormerRei@mobile
Games Workshop
Kirara, the Baseball MomKirara, the Baseball Mom
people think the gold cross surviving the notre dame fire is proof of god lol
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
works for me
!C0.PerkELE
gold requires quite high temperatures to melt
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
wood fires can't melt gold crosses
FormerRei@mobile
You guys hear about the london protesters who glued themselves to some trains?
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah extinction rebellion ive been following them for about a year now it's bad stuff, they're going about the protests all wrong
FormerRei@mobile
>0 carbon emissions by 2025 Good to have a realistic goal.
!C0.PerkELE
>>669184 I love how they had a "we are non violent" and like 2 hours in, there were several arrests due to vandalisation of property, as in smashing windows etc I don't think they have been handed anything for just the graffiti
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
ER's leader's explicit goal is to get as many protestors arrested as possible
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
what is the purpose of gluing oneself to a train
!C0.PerkELE
>>669187 It just reminds me of the wall street protests in a way they have too much on the table for anyone to even negotiate witht hem in any manner
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669188 stop the trains and get the potestors arrested
But now I have the silly image of a bunch of naked people drippy with glue sprinting into the subway to the horror of the common people and flinging themselves onto the train
!C0.PerkELE
>>669197 yeah no especially when it is the british government
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669199 it's really misguided especially considering the government's main concern is brexit right now
FormerRei@mobile
>>669199 Yeah they're being arrested for not protesting in the designated legal protesting zone lol
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
a lot of the protesters are being told they won't be arrested for it, but the leader of ER is working with cops to ensure maximum arrests
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
im not sure if ER is like, evil and trying to get people arrested, or just stupid and thinks this will legitimately work
!C0.PerkELE
wild bull I love how with some manadrain items and buffs added to you, most boss fights become quite trivial you rob them of any special attacks so they can just autoattack you and then your dmg and lifesteal just out grinds them
>>669219 there's a sauce from Raising Cane's that is made with mixed mayonaise and ketchup and it is amazing.
Anno
>>669220 >>669221 YOU RETARDS MIX SOME WORCESTER WITH KETCHUP AND MAYO
Anno
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING SHIT EXCEPT LESS PRESERVATIVES
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Preserve THIS *points to shlong*
!C0.PerkELE
>>669222 I doubt it will even make an apperance here any US made product isn't even the same as their european, especially finnish cousin anyhow
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
it would be cool to play a tabletop game on like a touch screen table so you can do shit like use anime characters to represent your character like in r20 but you can also do it in person like a normal game with miniatures
!C0.PerkELE
it is kinda small
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
apparently the research they did on the notre dame cathedral for assassins creed unity is going to be essential in restoring the cathedral like, laser scans and stuff
what a world
!C0.PerkELE
well that was fcking annoying final boss despite you draining his mana, he could still keep casting and ata ny point he could cast a life leech spell that would do aroun 800dps up to 3k it would OUT damage the best healing potions you could get >try to get close >nope he drains your life and not tomention the fuckerj ust keeps attacking no pause no pattern no nothing just spams the abilities at random order and the life/mana leeches can't be dodged reliably only by blind luck
fucking annoying fight and then the game freezed when the death animation played and I didn't even get to see him die
for the final boss fight that was just bad
it wasn't hard in the fun way just in the "here we go again" >run around for a while to cast few lucky spells and keep grinding their hp down while avoiding all of their 1k+ dealing attacks
!C0.PerkELE
I did find a way to cheese him, but didn't use it maybe I will on harder difficulties since that was a lame fight
But seriously >you can drain all enemies of mana to prevent them from using their special abilities >enemies do same to you >final boss doesn't need mana game WHAT
!C0.PerkELE
I hope the expansion has a better final boss
!C0.PerkELE
and ofc i didn't get ANYTHING useful from him either god i am still running around with lvl 3 gear
Anno
>>669143 I know this is a late response but language is a love of mine so. If we're looking for a saying which carries a similar connotation, "Collapsed under its own weight" underpins the concept of the thing itself being wholly responsible for its own collapse. The English saying does move away from the more literal reference to a thing's impossibility, but if you were to metaphorically refer to the thing's impossibility as its weight there's few English speakers that would not pick up on the metaphor you're establishing here.
>>669228 Irregardless of the other aspects of AC Unity, the game does follow Ubisoft's amazing attention to detail in historical recreation. I think the Notre Dame in particular is a 1:1 recreation, so yeah, whatever models and data Ubisoft has on the building are likely to be ridiculously detailed.
That said I also saw some talk of a historian who also produced a high-detail digital recreation of the cathedral using laser scanning a few years back So even if architects are reluctant to rely on video game material to assist the restoration, there's more "legitimate" models available anyway.
>>669237 I think that historian actually did it in conjunction with Ubisoft for AC:Unity. But either way, it's really cool.
It would be cool if they did stuff like this for more monuments.
Kirara, the Baseball MomTalesof !NuKeSlvmWE
That's not a very good uh way to garner public uh favor
Anno
>>669240 Wouldn't surprise me. Historical funding can be hard to obtain at times, especially for something like the Notre Dame that likely has millions, if not billions of photos from every angle and of every aspect in circulation. And that "She's stood for nearly eight-hundred years, through countless conflicts, revolutions and religious reformations, and the two most destructive wars of Europe's history. What, is she going to burn to the ground over the course of an evening?" Where as doing something for the sake of a commercial product probably helps you get funding much easier.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669243 Yeah, absolutely. It's a shame, but that's the reality.
>>669248 200 calories i gave the rest of them to my fam
Anno
>>669248 also depending on when you come in august i may or may not be busy i'm around for like 2 days straight from wednesday at about noon until saturday morning at 2am we can do something
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
Hai hai we're keeping our options open for the moment until I can recall when exactly I'm off
Anno
though most other days of the week i am available after like 11pm we can HIT UP DA CLUB
>>669255 Batman for smash Joker for Samurai Shodown 2019
Anno
Shoedown
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
put joker in sekiro
!C0.PerkELEAnno
>>669258 >joker boss fight >clashing sword to knife >parrying his gun >get the first health bar down and he summons fucking arsene and starts shadowstepping around
Anno
gettin real sick of these early starts
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
AC Unity is free on PC to encourage people to donate to cathedral repairs
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669260 >occasionally throws balls of darkness at you
oh I got a beta code for the Elder Scrolls Online Elsweyr expansion or something i don't remember signing up for that, though? >>669269 i dunno man, probably not, i've got duties to take care of in another MMO as it is, responsibility in a video game is gay
>>669267 he can instantly break your posture if he hits you right too
Anno
>>669270 think about it his weapon is a dagger think of a combo that is like 5 perilous attacks in a row and if you mikiri counter him he phases and jumps on top of YOU
Anno
AND RIPS YOUR NONEXISTENT MASK OFF
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669271 >>669272 hell yes then he does an all out attack instant kill
also the music is last surprise but on a shamisen
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
sekiro has crept into my dreams not once but twice recently
Anno
Household appliances with jingles are a million times better than those without.
I've always disliked the bullets that have sprites bigger than their hitboxes. They really throw me off, especially when they're so big that you can't completely doge them.
ToN
i love the bullets that have smaller hitboxes than they really are the fat orbs are your best friend camping between utsuho’s ten deadly stars by finding the sweet spot is the best
FormerRei@mobile
*dodge
ToN
on another note a keychain i ordered like last year arrived woooooo
too bad ups a shit
FormerRei@mobile
>>669290 Also the only time I got to her was when I still did no continue runs, as in I would quit after I lost all my lives instead of continuing.
ToN
oh if you want a good shot type for sa, i also used marisa c
FormerRei@mobile
Cool
ToN
i mention it because the bomb is a shield that, if you dont use, gives you .50 power back
>>669303 oh man what if she has like the thing with the palitena and the guiding
FormerRei@mobile
>>669303 That's extra funny to me because the joker paralyzed Barbara gordon and she went to being oracle from batgirl.
!C0.PerkELEMahou Shoujo Marsh-chanAnnoToN
not bad
ToN
theres a ups truck right outside where i just ate maybe ill get luckt and theyre actually bringing it today
FormerRei@mobile
Bringing what?
ToN
my stuff
!C0.PerkELE
civ barbarians are such bullshit I should just play without 100% chance of spawning around my cities, appearing out of nowhere, despite me having the perk that reveals newcamps and so on
Anno
They're even worse in Civ VI amping up the aggression as they scout out cities and then spawn tech-scaling units that are openly coded to beeline straight for the city to pillage and wreck shit. They can also spawn anywhere in fog, even if that fog's within your city borders. And Civ VI's fogged map is really monotone so in a forested part of the map it can be impossible some times to actually see where the camp's spawned without scouring it for a good ten seconds or so.
!C0.PerkELE
The beeline effect is real tho >have juicy loot in range >your scout 5 turn movements away nearby >BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELINE
!C0.PerkELE
also how do I keep getting bandit camps like 1 block away from my city vision NONSTOP
ToN
>>669311 specifically this and volume 7 of forbidden scrollery next month
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
well, she admitted she was wrong It was really unsatisfying, though. She was just kind of like "I'm bad at confrontation" for why she didn't tell me in a timely manner And "it's not you it's me"
ToN
this also is what finaly finally arrived from russia it clearly had been through a fair bit, one of the protective film sides was like destroyed
Anno
>>669318 >"I'm bad at confrontation" Yeah no shit lady.
ToN
holy shit i bought this jeychain back at the end of november
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669320 Right? But whatever. I think she does feel guilty about it.
But she also thinks she's doing me a favor by giving me more time to work on my dissertation which is really annoying.
Anno
>I don't need more dissertation time I need to GET PAID
!C0.PerkELE
Who would ever use shit to zoom?
!C0.PerkELE
*shift
Anno
Shifty people
!C0.PerkELE
and then of course the OLDER game supports extra mouse buttons but fear 2 doesn't don't make games for consoles
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669323 Right? It's pretty frustrating. But whatever, I'll survive without the money. Or I'll find a way to get some money if I need to.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>the girl that the nurse wants to set me up with likes me of her own volition oh hell
We're basically the folks you'd find at a front desk at your local family physician clinic except we're cooped up in the call center. Except of course now I'm upstairs.
dang, watching someone deflect a thrust instead of mikiri counter is so foreign to me. it looks so stressful
FormerRei !GURPSRWiTs
for once in my life I actually looked good in a suit when I tried my new one on
!C0.PerkELE
Also damn that CEO is a karma houdini her bad decisions are WHY the whole fear series is happening as in why shit went down because she wanted to ressurrect Project Origin, despite everyone telling her "NO that is a bad idea"
FormerRei !GURPSRWiTs
>>669369 her company's board of directors must be shit
I didn't take any in the first place also its being altered to fit me better so I don't have it right now.
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they are quite a small pair of goggles >>669370 and her plan itself is fucking retarded >take some psychic commander project rejects, amp their ability up and HOPE that alma gets lured by one of them and then trap her somehow, despite her being too powerful to contain 5/5 would fail again
but anyways, are you saying that the ceo tried to catch alma twice?
!C0.PerkELE
No she just tossed together a random plan and this is it
FormerRei !GURPSRWiTs
oh, what was the first game about then?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>669366 pencil skirts and whatnot are good but I think I'd prefer that sort of thing on someone older than me
!C0.PerkELE
>>669381 armacham goes back to project origin to see if they can salvage antyhing, alma wakes up and connects with fettel, the psychic commander and her son and then fettel decides to free her and goes rogue with a 1000+ clones and you get to clean this shit up as part of FEAR unit and also turns out you were put in tht unit JUST for this occasion by armacham board, because you are the first born son of Alma lacking in psychic potential, but having superhuman combat abilities in exchange I mean, point man goes and wipes out the entire batallion almost I think there are something like 700 clones and 200 armacham enemies in the 1st game
!C0.PerkELE
the 2nd game starts at the very end of the first game
!C0.PerkELE
with this explosion being the finale of the first game you set up to destroy the facility and hopefully alma, who btw is DEAD but her psychic abilities live on and your team's mission is to extract the CEO before armacham silences her as you know, every major corporation has to hav their private armed force
fear 3 takes place some 2-3 months after the first one, with alma giving birth and all hell breaking loose in the vicinity *after the second one it is a lackluster game, though there was potential in it fell victim to the "single player games don't sell" disease however
also fun fact had the armacham NOT got in the way of Point man, he would have detained harlan wade and thus prevented alma from being freed and thus prevented the whole series
let the specialist do his job and all will be well
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
>>669390 this would never have happened if he just bought an iphone
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
luckily for him it's a free review phone from Samsung
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
hmmmmm
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
why is every horror movie recently "you can't use one of your senses!!! spooky!!"
>can't believe he'd go to this extreme to cover up evidence >says the woman who ordered a fat nerd and few hundred men to do just the same in the first game man she either tries to play the victim or the writers forgot
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Has anyone heard from moon recently?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I have not.
!C0.PerkELE
worrisome
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I just sent him a text but I don't know if his phone ever got turned back on.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Last time he posted he posted worrying stuff I figured he'd just pop up yesterday or today but I guess not
Anno
Yeah. I've been checking occasionally the other places I can see him for activity but nothing yet.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
He wanted links to Saya's sites a few days ago, so I gave him them. But I don't see him having posted there. Well, I can't check /tea/. I messaged him on Twitter and via SMS.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I might go see the new Hellboy tomorrow. I heard it's really bad, though.
Anno
I haven't heard anything about it but my mother wasn't impressed with the trailer she saw when my parents went to see Captain Marvel, hah hah. But even a good Hellboy movie might not really be her cup of tea.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>The adaptation of Mike Mignola’s 25-year-old comics franchise scraped together $12 million in its opening weekend, short of the $17 to $20 million that Lionsgate had hoped for. Making matters worse, the opening audience was right in Lionsgate’s wheelhouse — predominantly male, 25 years and up — and exit polls from them scored it a meh-to-middling C. 15% on rotten tomatoes 5.4 on imdb
Anno
Yeah that's pretty sour even for a kind of niche genre fiction piece.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I wonder why they had to reboot it, anyway.
FormerRei !GURPSRWiTs
>>669413 they didn't have to I bet they just didn't want to pay a del toro bunch of money for del toro to do it whoops that teaches me not to edit a post while watching a youtube video
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Del Toro was probably too busy with Kojima
Anno
Changing directors isn't necessarily grounds for a reboot though. The Harry Potter movies went through three or so directors without rebooting. They changed directors from Star Wars Episode VII to VIII without resetting anything. Avengers (as in the four core movies excluding all the solo movies) went from Whedon to the Russo Brothers.
Anno
Though the Russos also did the Avengers-movie-that-wasn't-technically-an-Avengers-movie Civil War too.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Maybe Ron Perlman wasn't up for it. He's pretty old now.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
wait, perlman is gonna be in the monster hunter movie
Anno
I have one of the most intense feelings of dread mixed with morbid curiousity for that movie than I've had in a long time.
Maria
The US millitary is going to shoot down a rathalos with an F-35 I bet you
>>669408 I have been on /tea/ the past few sessions and haven't seen anything that jumped out as being from him
Maria
*past few afternoon sessions I dunno about the late nights
>>669426 I mean to be fair MonHun is PRIME brainless awesome action material. The Hollywood elements that have been rumoured about it are concerning though.
I might be done with my dissertation proposal soon. Apparently I'm expected to win an award for most outstanding dissertation next year.
Yuu
Nothing too new, just keeping my nose to the grindstone. Work hard on it. I hope you finish soon too because it seems like Fish has been lonely.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669455 I guess that's good. I hope you're taking some time for yourself.
I'm working as hard as I can, sort of. There hasn't been much I could do for the past few weeks because I've been waiting on my chair who is difficult as always. But we'll see what happens.
Yuu
Maybe I'll get some time to slack off a little more during the summer.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669457 I hope so! I miss the days when we talked nearly every day!
Anno
I bet you'll be slacking off on some hot dates and not spending time with us though!
aaaaaaaaa the joy from being so close to my goal is overwhelming
Anno
Are you excited for the hollow emptiness for having no reason to continue after attaining your goal?
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
yes and no
I'm going to be thrilled to use Nier in my dark party, and while I'll finally have achieved my goal, I've decided on which Evoker I want next so I'll have a new long term goal.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
I was going to get big bad murder man but now because I have a full staff party in Water I'm going to get the moon potato.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Fish thought it was really funny that that client was giving me unsolicited advice on how to get girls yesterday
Anno
Well historically you haven't really needed much help with it, hah hah. Girls keep giving you interest regardless of your efforts.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Yeah I guess my efforts have always kind of been to keep girls at a distance but then they break me down
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I gotta see that psychotic guy again tomorrow Even though I can't treat him Because the people who sent him to us won't respond so we can't say he has to go to a higher level of care.
I'm worried I could become part of his delusions as one of the people out to get him if I'm not careful. He might be dangerous but I'm not sure. He keeps saying he refuses to kill in wrath because he'll go to hell if he does. But the fact that he's wanted to kill the people he believes are out to get him is a little worrisome.
Anno
Yeah I can imagine. And those people that are out to get him are can probably be added to in a moment's notice.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Yeah. I want to know more about this alleged organization that's after him, but what if probing for it makes him think I'm with that organization? Right now I'm just not contradicting his delusions and playing along like I believe him.
Anno
But maybe he's reading this thread RIGHT NOW.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
My concern is that he might follow me home or something. He always arrives for his sessions an entire hour early, and he just sits there in the waiting room for an hour. He's not even taking the bus or anything. He just comes early. He's definitely capable of waiting around until I leave and following me home. He staked out the homes of people in that organization he's paranoid about.
What if he comes to my house? I really don't want him to do that. If he showed up at my front door I'd probably just hide. Call someone, idk.
I shouldn't have these concerns because this situation shouldn't happen. This guy should be at a higher level of care.
Anno
>>669477 >Right now I'm just not contradicting his delusions and playing along like I believe him. Are you my gender therapist?
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I wish I had LGBTQ clients but I don't yet
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
I just don't want to deal with a psychotic dude coming after me or my fiance is all
I think that's a reasonable desire, really
Anno
Yeah, I'd agree. I think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who would prefer that alternative. It's not really the kind of psychiatric work you're really gunning for either, is it.
Talesof !NuKeSlvmWE
you'd think crazy train would take a break once in a while
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669483 I'd be fine treating him if he was medicated and his psychotic symptoms weren't present. But this kind of delusional disorder can't be treated through talk therapy. There's nothing I can do here. Except listen to his delusions.
I live like a 10 minute drive from the clinic, too. It'd be easy to follow me home.
>>669484 Crazy Train is always going off the rails. So the brakes don't work!
>>669490 ubisoft is offering assassin’s creed for free
Anno
Oh, yeah, Unity. They're really doing their damnedest to help bring attention to Notre Dame. Shame Unity is one of the lamest Assassin's Creed games though.
FormerRei !GURPSRWiTs
>>669492 Sam, the new version of Mathematica and the Wolfram Language just came out. Its got some really cool new features.
>co-worker mentions having a beer after work >trying to focus on work so I say we'll work something out later >after work co-worker is nowhere to be seen o-okay
Samu !KW2DbpWwls
oof shoulda said “yes let’s!” eh
Anno
let us enjoy each other's company over fermented beverages
AnnoAnno
>>669590 it is as you say, comrade, my time forthwith will be best spent in the pleasure of good friends
Anno
thank good it's good friday
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>669575 That's what happens when you play hard to get.
>>669625 imagine the nightmare that was the existence of those pigs
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Carole & Tuesday » 02 @ tl, tlc, time, edit, ts, encode, qc (editor should be around to edit around 9 am UTC+2. Making great progress. with any luck, the editor and tl can finalize the script right after edit’s done and the QC can QC right after)
C&T soon
>>669628 I wonder if it was any different than normal existence
>>669629 well can you imagine getting the sweet tease of death and just getting sucked back in for one ginal /// final go around with existence It'd be the worst
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
When my professor died and got ressed he said dying was really disappointing. He just woke up a few days later and it felt like he was just missing some time. He died and got ressed like three times in those few days, too. And now he's been alive for an extra like, I dunno, 10 years or something.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
He actually found it so disappointing that he's afraid of it now! Because now he knows he'll actually be nothing!
>>669634 If he got rezzed was he really dead though Maybe he was just in the limbo between totally dead and just dead When we're dead we won't be alive to be disappointed later
i mean when you think about it nobody is ever really dead because jesus is gonna bring us all back and make us live forever unless we tell him to fuck off, right?
Maria
>>669638 Well I know I'm not going to the eternal kingdom, and if I see any of you up there I'll be very disappointed!
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
jesus is gonna bring me back and he's gonna be like "you didn't believe but you were pretty good so im gonna give you a chance" and i'm gonna say "jesus fuck OFF LET ME BE DEAD YOU STUPID FUCK" and he's gonna cry because i'll call his sandals ugly and he'll let me die agaibn
we get brought back and we just immediately beat the shit out of jesus
Maria
>>669642 >Hello my son, I am Jesus, your saviour >Oh boy Jesus, can I go to heaven? >Of course my child, but first.... >Give me a life stone >give me some macca >hmmmm, this isn't enough. See you hee later ho
>>669646 wait i thought there was a jack frost statue in joker's stage
Maria
I want SMTV to go full on with the pantheon stuff in IVA with all the old pagan and buddhist and Hindu gods teaming up to mess with YHVH
What's that one bible story where God sends a man to kill his son as a sacrifice and then he sees a lamb and starts screaming "a lamb! God has sent a lamb!" I'd like to imagine that God actually meant to have him kill his son and he just started looking for an excuse to get out of it Like he sees a rat and shouts "a rat! God has sent a rat!"
yeah i met a satanist on the beach when i was in high school or like the year after i graduated high school probably at like 1am lol and he told me and my friends about how satan was a really cool dude
ToN
ow oof the rocks
Maria
>>669654 Satan shows up while you're trying to fulfill your holy duty and he grabs your arms "stop hitting yourself Ton, stop hitting yourself"
raphtalia: you raped and tortured and murdered all of my friends............... but if i kill you for it........... i'm exactly the same as you............
Maria
>>669656 >raped and tortured and murdered all of my friends more like rapetalia
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
/moe/! YHVH is punishing you! he came down from the heavens and told you that you can only eat one kind of cheese ever again what is it
Maria
>>669658 I would simply turn YHVH into cheese and devour him
ToN
>>669656 i dunno that seems like a pretty fair deal you should probably kill them
Maria
jokes on him I don't even like cheese So I would simply say cheddar cheese
ToN
>>669658 this is a difficult choice because i unironically like white american a lot but i dont know if i could commit to just that forever
>>669663 I don't know There's a bunch of cows twenty minutes from here Why would I get my cheese from an ocean away Come on American exceptionalism isn't that exceptional
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>>669664 do you want to try the worst cheese in the world
she's fucking CRAZY her ONLY FRIENDS are MUSHROOMS and she does SCREAMO
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I know She's good
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Meat posted a song with Kaho's voice and it made me happy because it's very much the kind of voice I expected for Kaho
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
back in the good old days of 4chan iM@S CG general when i was the mascot chara who NTR'd everyone i used to do dramatic readings of mushroom-chan's lines
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Since you're the only person awake right now Would you like to hazard a guess as to how much AC that fight will have
>>669801 not really unless you count his shoulder thing in KINGU MODO
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you've heard of asymmetrical sleeves but what about asymmetrical detached sleeves
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>Form of Doom (Psychometabolism) >You wrench from your subconscious a terrifying visage of deadly hunger and become one with it. You are transformed into a nightmarish version of yourself, complete with an ooze-sleek skin coating, lashing tentacles, and a fright-inducing countenance.
el-chan is gonna have a devil trigger
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I considered using Devil Trigger for a moment tonight but maybe it's good I didn't
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Effect: Until the end of the battle, your unarmored base AC increases to 14. You have a fear aura as a monster of your level. The tentacles on your back count as a d6 weapon and allow you to make a basic melee attack as a quick action once per turn.
I don't even care about the gameplay aspect I just love the idea of a cute girl suddenly going battle mode and sprouting monstrous tentacles to inflict fear in her enemies
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
it's gonna be my DEVIL TRIGGER
give me a weaker version before level 7!!
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btw
"Dueling Sigil
Ranged Spell Quick Action Sigil Target: One engaged enemy Attack: Intelligence + Level vs. MD Hit: Whenever you hit the target, you and the target take a -4 penalty to attack rolls against creatures other than each other until the end of your next turn. At any time before the end of battle, you can release the spell as a standard action. Release: The normal benefits of this spell ends, and until the end of battle, the target must engage with you during its turn or be weakened until the start of its next turn. Miss: The target is dazed until the end of your next turn. 5th Level: The target also takes 10 ongoing damage. 7th Level: The target is also vulnerable to your next attack. 9th Level: The target also takes 15 ongoing damage."
although it has an attack roll whereas Paladin's challenge just uh works
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"Wind Sigil
Ranged spell Quick Action Sigil Target: You or one engaged ally. Effect: Target gains +5 to disengage checks until either the spell is released or the end of battle. While the spell is in effect, you can release it as a move action. Release: The normal benefits of this spell ends, and the target can fly at a rate equal to their normal movement until the end of their next turn. 5th Level: One nearby ally can also gain the benefit of the released spell. 7th Level: The target can fly at a rate equal to their normal movement until the end of battle (or five minutes). 9th Level: 1d3 nearby allies can also gain the benefits of the released spell."
>level 9 become red bull everyone can fucking fly
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"Banishing Sigil
Ranged Spell Quick Action Sigil Target: One engaged enemy Attack: Intelligence + Level vs. MD Hit: Whenever the target engages you or one of your allies, it must make a save or be teleported to a randomly selected nearby area (save ends). Until the target saves against the spell, you can release the spell as a standard action. Release: The target immediately saves from the spell and the target is removed from play (save ends). The target then reappears at the same spot from which he previously disappeared from, or at the nearest spot they can safely appear in. Miss: The target is teleported to a randomly selected nearby area. 7th Level: The target is removed from play (hard save ends, 16+). 9th Level: The target is removed from play (hard save ends, 16+), but if you rolled a natural 20 on the attack and the target has less than 400 HP, it is instead permanently removed from play, banished from this world completely."
now this is funny
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Avatar of Thunder (Energenesis)
Close-quarters power; At-will
Base cost: 5 PP
Target: You
Effect: Until the end of the battle, you can you can y and hover. Once per round, you can expend 1 PP to make the following attack:
Close-quarters attack; Quick action
Attack: Strength OR Intelligence + level vs. PD
Hit: 1d6 x 10 lightning and 1d4 x 10 thunder damage, and the target pops free from you.
Miss: 10 lightning and 10 thunder damage
El-chan ~ Way of Tomoe
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>when I miss with my quick action I still pop away an enemy to a random location
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
psion has a level 10 tactical nuke >Effect: You unleash a primordial chaos of elemental forces, enough to level a small village. Thunderstorms blast across from the sides, while acid rains down from above, and bursts of lava spew up from below. Anyone caught in the area takes 3d6 x 10 damage, unless they succeed at a save to take half damage. >Augmentation: Increase the target area, from a castle (1 PP) to a small town (3 PP), all the way up to a large city (10 PP).
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>level 10 El-chan does Charlotte-tier destruction ok
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
haha some of the skills are so fuckin ridiculous i don't think i'd ever take them they're fucking NUTS
if i destroyed a large city with that, that'd be 15 out of 20 power points though so i'd only have 5 left until our next full heal or rest
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true but at the same time you did level an entire city
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah i mean being so weakened kind of balances it but also el-chan would never glass a city because innocents would die
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>el-chan inflicted with confuse >nukes a nearby city
AnnoKirara, the Baseball Mom
teeheepero
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it's a good thing confusion limits you to basic attacks
now Odia's entrance? hue hue hue
On another note, Matilda can take any fighter manuever of the same level in place of one of her eldritch spells
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Non-threatening aura: If you have not shown any aggressive behavior in this scene, enemies who fail a save will mistake you for an innocent bystander.
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That's the kind of power Soili/PK would want
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Effect: You create a one-handed melee weapon from in any shape you prefer, such as a sword, hammer, or axe. The weapon has a d6 damage die, and you can wield it using your Intelligence modifier for attack and damage. When you manifest this power, choose a discipline that determines both the nature of your weapon and its bonus ability from the list below. Shapers create physical weapons from ectoplasm; egoists reshape their own hands into metal weapons; blasters create force blades, while telepaths create weapons of pure thought. >(Psychometabolism) Body Blade. Add your Constitution modifier to damage on a natural even miss (x2 at 5th level, x3 at 8th). nice i was planning on having lots of con
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how horrifying
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>seigi no mikata with horrifying devil trigger that terrifies enemies who can create weapons out of virtually nothing and level cities with their brain hero of justice nothing to see here move along
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it'd make it possible if she accidentally leveled a city for her to have a depression arc like Titania but I wouldn't want to have that be how she was at the end of things.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>she becomes a depressed space hermit at the end because she betrayed her ideals OH SHE COULD SEPPUKU
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I was thinking more along the lines of she becomes really sad but gets better to make the final confrontation more interesting.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Effect: Until the end of the battle, you gain a +2 bonus to AC, and a bonus effect based on your chosen discipline. >(Psychometabolism) Hardened Skin: Treat a critical hit against your AC as a normal hit.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>(Metacreation) Ecto Shell: You also gain resist acid 12+. wow i'm sure this one is very useful /s
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Maybe I'll have you fight a planet of acid spitting dick worms
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
are digestive enzymes acid?
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when titania was inside Nidhoggr she was in fact taking acid damage.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
el-chan is gonna have a lot of debuffing powers i think and buffs
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Debuff your enemies so your shining knight can protect you
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
Defer Fatality (Psychometabolism) Close-quarters power; At-will; Interrupt action Base cost: 2 PP Trigger: You suffer damage that takes you below zero hp. Target: You Effect: You are unconscious, but stabilized. You do not need to roll death saves. Until you are woken up or healed, you are in a state of suspended animation. You do not age, breathe, grow hungry, sleep, or regain power points. Augmentation: (1 PP) Target an ally instead.
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Oh right I remember this >target an ally instead
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
when someone gets woken up, do they just wake up and are dying? lol
>be skewered through the stomach >El-chan goes DAME!!!!! and suspends you >wakes you up but forgets to heal you >you're faced with the reality of being skewered >dying again >loop
>Effect: Choose a point at a nearby location. You don’t need to be able to see the location, it can be behind a wall. Your field of vision changes as if your eyes were present at the chosen location. You can move the angle of your vision in any direction, but you can’t move from the spot. You can’t manifest other powers while using this one. Creatures at the target location can make a hard save (16+) to notice your scrying.
PROTECT YOUR ALLY FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE SHE'S DEFENSELESS MISSION
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ez
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Champion feat: When you make a save against the hampered, stuck, vulnerable, or weakened conditions, or against ongoing damage, you can expend a power point to add 1d6 to the roll. wow
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
>Effect: Until the end of the battle, you gain a +2 bonus to AC and resist lightning, poison, and weapon damage 16+. Your hands and feet become d10 melee weapons that you can wield without penalty. WOW
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah a lot of these abilities, we'll have to nerf a little haha
>>669855 Iron Body (Psychometabolism) Close-quarters power; At-will; Quick action Base cost: 3 PP Target: You Effect: Until the end of the battle, you gain a +2 bonus to AC and resist lightning, poison, and weapon damage 16+. Your hands and feet become d10 melee weapons that you can wield without penalty. Augmentation: (2 PP) Gain resist all damage 16+ instead. (1 PP) Target a nearby ally instead. Champion feat: You are immune to critical hits. Epic feat: Your unarmed attacks gain a +2 bonus to their critical threat range.
lol the trigger is MY BRAIN
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
i mean since it's a 3rd party class some of these are pretty ridiculous
>>669858 actually since i'll have the psychometabolism discipline, it'll be lowered to 2pp which is why i say we'll have to nerf some of these if i use them
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>3 pp I was expecting like 4 or 5
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>2pp you can do that 10 times holy shit
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i-is there even like can you just give this to the whole aparty
>>669861 oh ok so you have less than that until then
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah i start at 4 it's +1 per level until level 4, then it's +2 per level
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that is significantly less disgusting.
Kirara, the Baseball Mom
yeah the pp cost balances a lot of these but only temporarily when i'm a really high level some of them will just be completely ridiculous with how much i can use them
AnnoKirara, the Baseball Mom
after i actually build the character and pick some abilities and stuff we can go through and nerf whatever we have to or make edits
FormerRei@mobile
Ohio
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is today like some kind of lewd holiday
Anno
Easter isn't supposed to be lewd
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loads of artists in my feed are posting lewder things
FormerRei@mobile
>>669870 Wasn't it originally a fertility holiday?
Anno
I don't know, enlighten me
FormerRei@mobile
I don't actually remember the details, I'll look it up later.