Thread #66699

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>>66699 (OP)
welcome homo

home*

I've been home.

But have you been homo?

>>66710
She'd never admit it
she vehemently denied it when i called her out on it when i first met her
and five years of denying since
her pride won't let her admit it now

Or maybe I deny it because it's just not true.

>>66712
That's a big maybe!
I've seen you eyeballing those latinas wearing the iPod armband around their forearm with a ponytail and capris and a white sleeveless shirt and sports bra
i'm sure there's a completely hetero reason for you checking them out

what

And tilde said you weren't funny
haha

Tilde is dull, how could he know what is funny and what is not.

g a b b u

that's me

i might lose a contract over this debacle the last few days
i hope i do
then i can focus on the legal
this contract's been good to me but also left me stranded at times

it's stupid anyway
since i'm the only one who can apparently do the hard jobs, i only get sent the hard jobs
and there's no pay bonus for that
>>66724
I got sent some massive amounts of near-impossible files on an incredibly tight deadline that i could only do by skipping two nights of sleep
which i've done, and i have another one tomorrow
i'm sleeping tonight though
but i can guarantee a lot of it was substandard based firstly on the fact that they're near-impossible files, and secondly that i was massively sleep deprived
i hope someone complains about it
because i work my ASS off for this contract and i don't feel real appreciated for it
being the hardest worker and highest productivity, i just repeatedly get relied on to do all the hard shit while the slackers are relied on to do the easy shit at the same pay scale
i understand why, but fuck that

debacle?

>>66725
>>66727
>>66728
That girl looks like a tsundere.

>>66726
I believe the OVA for that is out and subbed by now.

>>66729
Why do you hate me so?

I'm just saying the girl in the image looks like she's a tsundere.

You're being mean to me!

You can't prove that.

are you being mean to him?

>>66734
Want to play the word dissociation game?

Humiliating
a mere 91 chapters + omakes and part bs, and I couldn't finish it in one night

>>66734
My feelings are hurt!

>>66738
That doesn't mean I'm being meran to you though.

>>66739
Yes it does! You are being mean to me and hurting my feelings!
I feel sad when you deny responsibility for hurting my feelings!

i guess i'll have to wait for kannagi or someone who hasn't played it yet
darn

>>66740
I'm not doing anything to hurt your feelings though.

>>66742
You're implying that I can't be honest with my feelings by saying that girl looks like a tsundere.
Because you think I'm tsundere. But I'm not!

I was just saying that the girl look tsundere!
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

hi moon

>>66744
Well, you've conditioned me to be this way.
Take responsibility.

>>66746
hi yuu

>>66747
Wow, what a bold thing to say!

Wow it's like you have molded Kirara to respond the way you want him to

>>66751
She is CUTE

>>66749
You'll take responsibility for making me this way, won't you?

>>66750
I've done that with everybody!

>>66751
How do you want me to take responsibility?

>>66752
>I've done that with everybody
prove it

>I've done that with everybody!
that statement is SLUTTY

>>66754
You're the slut here.

>>66753
I knew you'd react like that!

>>66755
How about a best of 5 game of word dissociation
If you've conditioned me, that would be totally easy for you

>>66756
I'm about to disassociate myself from the waking world for a bit.

>>66757
She looks like a tsundere.

>>66758
Mou! I'm leaving!

>>66758
wow it's super fun you're missing out
oh well

>>66759
You don't need to leave!
I'll admit it, I was bullying a little bit with that last comment.

>>66760
I think we've played it before.

>>66761
it's possible i guess
i played with kirara and TN but it's a fairly new technique i've been learning so i dont think we have
i'm not very good at it yet but i'm getting there

Sometimes I forget lewd is an actual word and not just some anime meme.

this is me

ring ring ring ring
tinnitusphone

are you saying I should replay MGSV?

I've still yet to play any Metal Gear game.

sleeping bag onesie
who comes up with this

glorious superhuman race of nippon

do i watch dr strange or play more nier
on one hand im hype for this movie on the other hand i just reached route b in nier and im having lots of fun
life is full of difficult choices

play nier you queer

the guy with that OP team from this morning accepted my request
The Nino +2 is his leader

>>66772
aight
twitch.tv/janrela

Sometimes a cigar is a p0n0s

Depends if you wanna smoke it or suck it.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MORNING

GNINROM

asa desu

>>66782
That made me think of the asa desu in Kill me baby.

that picture reminded me that i need a haircut
maybe i'll get one tomorrow

I kinda need to get a trim too.

Are anime friends around?

konosuba is dead
i don't wanna live anymore

Long live Meidoragon

What is on your anime menu today?

Maid Dragon, Handshakers, Chaos;Child, aaaand I think that's it.

I can watch meido Dragon with you guys!

anime >>66791 →

>>66794
How long are you going to be around tonight?

Its 6am now and I have to be read for work at 10:00am
4 hours

*ready

someone message me when it's dragon time
i'll be flying my spaceship

>oh i'll just fly my spaceship until anime time
>log in
>server is going down for maintenance in 5 minutes, expected downtime 40 minutes
fuck my life

Sophie is only 30 dollars

Sophie is okay.
It's not the best Atelier but it's not bad.

it's on PC and that matters
I have rorona+ and totori+ but they're on vita

okay bang and kannagi
it's maid dragon time

Righto!
I am ready itsudemo

gotta orange up in the anime thread silly

AH
... I knew that
I just forgot to close my post! ah silly me!

>>66943
that's me

>>66943
Mochimazui dera in action

>>66835
what's the japanese way of saying clumsy moe

>>66947
i approve this shiggy for further posting on /moe/

>>66948
I think it is どんくさい
That is just off the top my head.

Ah no
That completely wrong!

ドジっ娘
Dojikko

what I said before was slow/lazy, I guess I was influenced by the kotatsu episode

oh okay
that sounds much more familiar to me than the first thing you said

which one would you say applies more to yourself

I am a proud ドジっ娘 !
ドジっ娘 is more an anime/manga term in my mind but it does get used a lot in real life

okay well this is a picture of me
which one am i

>>66955
ダメなやつ

wow rude

Free ten orbs in FE:H tonight.

tfw never log in

accelerator is my waifu

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

here's a picture of my spaceship

>>66962
ew

Red
Orange?

>>66962
I want her but it's pointless to roll.

>>66963
Looks kinda boring shaped.

>>66962
damn I didn't inb4 Ika

>>66964
>>66967
I like her design at least.
I know some of you people don't like her eyes, but I like the style they've got going.

>>66966
It's not really worthless to rile
Roll, even.
You just don't feel it's worth it. Those are two different things, y'know.

here's a picture from inside the ship

>>66963
It's shape make me think of the film with that kid that discovers an alien spaceship and flies it
I can't remember its name.

here's a picture from outside the ship

Ah yeah
Flight of the Navigator

>>66966
don't be rude to python-chan
she's a big workhorse
notice the size of the cockpit compared to the rest of the ship
she is big and meant for cargo or heavy engagement

that little chair in the cockpit is indeed a human-sized chair

It's a really big expensive ship and I don't really use it for what I should be
I should downsize to a smaller ship probably

I don't have my folder of question mark girls so i can't post one in response

it's been so long since i played
i forgot i had an imperial eagle in storage
this ship is fun

all of my question mark girls are in a porn folder so I have to be carefuls

You sure have unique fetishes.

the eagle is a much smaller, faster, more exciting ship
it has absolutely no room for cargo but it can fly literal circles around the other one

my favorite strategy with the big ship is to fly in reverse and try to attack pursuers head on
but with this little guy you mostly want to try to stay "above" their cockpit or behind and to the side them
depending on things

i wish i had space friends
;_;

i want to do combat things but those are much easier with a wingmate
i'm probably just gonna guy my python and deliver space cargo

Space trucking?

basically

except i'm also the financier and economist

Every morning I still don't look forward to 10am

you die if you work

I also have to figure out routing
Trading is actually pretty difficult until you get the hang of it.
There's some webapps that help you figure out some of it though.
You have to find out which systems/stations near by are buying commodities high at prices the system you're in is selling low
But you also have to factor in fuel, cargo, and distance
You have to know which jumps you're going to make laden and how much fuel you'll need for those jumps, and if you need to make any stops for fuel
and sometimes you may need to sell some goods at a station and refit along the way
actually
i'm not even brushing the surface and it would take like three full-length posts to go into all the intricacies
basically space trucking is cool

>>66988
So true.
I wish to be a happy neeto.
If only I could get rich and live a life of anime and delicious food.

video games suck
they only make me mad

that's something you can only fix for yourself
the mind is a powerful tool

I wish I could order chinese in the morning and take some to work.

she looks so unamused

space and stuff

i think i would gladly be a space trucker in real life

the cool thing about space trucking is that it only requires my attention while adjusting course for jumps and while at the station
otherwise my attention is spared

please post cute images for bang because he needs them

Ok here you go

i like that one

that one is good too

Alright I gotta get ready!
Left it a little late today!
See ya moe!

bye bye kannagi
good luck at work

>>67006
byeee

can someone check my math

8==3

>>67009
seems

If 8=D then something something something I'm not good at maths

>>67011
penis

thanks for checking out my junk

>>67013
Ill check you out

tkubb

So is the terror thing in London resolved?

define resolved

done and not still happening

I guess

It doesn't matter how hungry I am when I wake up
I can't eat for at least an hour

Important not to ignore this one too
>>>/@ShaunKing/844739406284144640

>>67021
How do you go from fighting for your country to hating one of its basic values

People are insane

Ugh.
I have been just a straight asshole lately.
Blech.

Ugh.
Some fucking random stranger walked up to me at a Mario Kart tournament and kissed me on the mouth
Blech.

>>67024
There there.

Daijobu daijobu

I feel unclean.

My mouth was open, too. There was INNER LIP contact

That is kind ///
That does sound pretty gross

>>67028
Sexual assault

>>67030
It certainly felt that way.

Are you qualified to give me some grief counseling?

Like what in hell
who does that?

>>>/@Pliny_theElder/844589599133499393

>>67031
Grief counseling is for the loss of a loved one
You're looking for help with a traumatic experience

Oh right Dishonored 2 came out
I forgot entirely

>>67033
I loved my mouth's purity.

>>67035
Alright alright I'll provide counseling
Are you ready

>>67035
How can your mouth be pure with all the shit that comes out of it

>>67033
I'm guessing you already saw >>>/@christianmccrea/844320169690251264

>>67036
hit me with it, doc
>>67037
But that's on MY TERMS
also yeh Mum and I don't use tongue.

>>67038
I did not but wow this makes me unhappy

>>67040
Alright
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and stop being a little bitch

>>67042
I can see why they put you on the phones

>>67043
I'll be in face-to-face 5
therapy in like 8 months too

I watched some livestream of a game called "Everything", where the player can at any time change into or possess any other object in the game and control it
It had soundclips of Alan Watts talking about space in it

So now I'm listening to Alan Watts talking about space

>>67041
Okay. It's time to rollercoaster
>>>/@MachineDynamics/844677030935515137
Reasons My City Is The Best Vol. CLVII

>>67044
maybe you'll cure this whole generation of bitch-ness

Why did they kiss you?
That sounds, just, gross.
Like, I'd yell at someone for that.

>>67048
There was some sort of bullshit scavenger hunt thing going on
and one of the tasks was to kiss a stranger.

Could have been a hot girl, but NO. It's some guy with beer breath and chin bristles

>>67046
so good
i need to visit NYC
probably going to this year, i told my aunt i'd visit her

>>67049
Kiss a stranger on the mouth?!
Couldn't he have just done it on the cheek?!

...
>>67050
Yeah. You should. You might even get SHOWTIMEd on the train.

>>67051
You'd think so, wouldn't you...

Maybe he just couldn't resist my
RAW
SEXUAL
MAGNETISM

Poor Marsh-chan

>>67052
i was thinking maybe in the winter

>>67055
I'll live.

The religious laws against graven images isn't there because god gets upset, but because if you make images, you won't be able to truly experience god

This is some shit, man

>>67057
only because you stopped being a little bitch

Doctor Kirara performs another miracle

>>67058
que?

I'm listening to woo things

Oh.
I do have good news
before it was pushed out of my head with all the MOUTH RAPE

The government is giving me a scholarship to do an intensive study unit on human trafficking over in Cambodia.

So that's pretty neat.

That's so cool. I'm kind of jealous. I love human trafficking.

err

>>67064
I'll try to bring you back some human misery.

Anyway. It's three weeks
this July
I have to pay for the plane ticket but the scholarship covers everything else.
gonna get all up in the Cambodian justice system
see how the international police fight trafficking
all that good shit.
And I get credit towards my law degree

>>67063
>>67067
Nice!
Congratulations!

That's so cool!

what if you get human trafficked

just stop being so attractive

Stop being human
then you are just trafficked

>>>/watch?v=HdJk8ROpuEo
>animation quality

from 2016
>Sadiq Khan engulfed in new race storm after branding moderate Muslims ‘Uncle Toms’

>freedom of speech is nihilistic
Space "Lucas" Giko is going somewhere with this one

>>67074
Gee it's almost as though he's the real mainstream one
As evidenced by him BEING THE MAYOR

>>67074
>>>/watch?v=ajsNJtnUb7c

Apparently someone who died on Westminister Bridge jumped off the bridge in a desperate attempt to get away and missed the Thames. Landed on Concrete and died.

OF LONDON

Seriously, the next time someone goes "you're prejudiced, most muslims don't believe in that kind of thing", I want you to just show them a picture of the Mayor of London, a Muslim giving a speech IN LONDON to a gender segregated audience about how terrorism is just something you have to live with and shouldn't be combatted

>>67073
fucking indie games man

>>67078
yup
is kinda wonder that the woman who did jump into thames, survived too.
dat river can flow fast and has strong currents

How high is the jump off the bridge, do you think?

I dunno
more than 4
but less than 20

but the fall to the river is not that dangerous, it is the strong currents that the redirected canals and channels dug into those cities have
you can drop there and next time you come up, is in the fucking sea

Haha, I guess it might feel less risky than staying on a bridge with terrorists.

I'd have jumped over the railing and hanged there

I wonder did anyone jump to dodge and then get hit by the normal traffic
that would be tragic

There was that lady that was crushed by a bus.
She was trying to get away and crack.

oh yeah that
so it did happen
man

Someone sent me a video of everyone running through traffic while gunshots rang out.
Nobody got hit in the video, though.

Man the everything gameplay film is pretentious...
no wonder critics love it

Shame the guy died
SInce these faggots believe they get to paradise when they die, I think we should smear them with pig blood as they lie there bleeding
see them trying to vye for paradise after that

Yeah I think we should start doing that
pigblood bullets
and dumping bacon on bodies

i think we'll see more attacks after that haha

Maybe
but see their brainwashers think how do you exactly get to paradise, when on your death bed you eat PIG

it's probably fine if it's forced on you
they'd come up with some justification for it

Yeah I know
but I'd still keep doing some kind of blashpemy acts on jihadists, if I was leading the fight against them.

What if everyone just carries around a few pages of the QUH RAHN at all times?
You kill a westerner, you're sullying the KUH RAN with their blood

what if you just dump millions of tons of pork on the dome of the rock

>>67099
HAHAHA
that would be golden too
>kevlar covered in quaran pages

Not even kevlar
Just ditch the kevlar

No, I think I'd still give my troops armour
and then even if they survive the shot, the enemy still DESTROYED HOLY KUAHREAAN

>>67100
I want to live to see the day that fucking rock gets targeted by some group
I don't care if it's government or guerrilla, I hope SOMEONE during my life time blows that thing sky high

Mostly to see what kind of fallout comes from it, though
It's a giant rock, it's not like it offends me

>>67100
>tactical bacon dumbs all over arab nations

>>67104
mecca is the rock haha
but maybe there too

Dome of the Rock is the biggest and bestest islamic place of worship in Israel

Oh I thought you meant that giant black cube
The thing they dance around and shit

that's mecca

I thought mecca was the place around it
I didn't realize the rock itself is mecca

That doesn't even make sense
I mean it makes about as much sense as any other part of religion to me, but I thought the area surrounding it was mecca, and that's why Akihabara for example is "the mecca of weebs"
Cause you go there and it's a place not just a fucking black rock

Hmm

It's called the Kaaba which means the cube
But it's usually just referred to as Mecca along with the area around the rock

Like if the rock itself is mecca, I'd think "the mecca of weebs" would be something like the gundam statue
You know, a specific thing

>President Trump in a new interview dismisses a question about risks to his "credibility" if any of his statements are proven wrong, saying he is not “doing so badly, because I’m president and you’re not.”

Well both mecca and medina have other reasons why they are holy cities, but yeah
the rock is in mecca and it is their vatican

>>67114
This guy

>>67115
No wonder islam is fucked up
The christians were smart, they had their vatican be comprised of people rather than a rock
Makes it easier to fix mistakes

Or actually not vatican, it is their jerusalem
bethlehem even

now as for why jerusalem is a holy city for the mooslims
"because mohammed stepped there on his way to heaven"
lol wut...

Like what if it turns out you're not supposed to kill rape victims
The rock won't tell you
A muslim pope might

>>67117
Yeah and vatican itself is not holy site, it is just seat of power for the pope
that has changed to be Avignon at times for example.

OK that's a bad post, because The Rock will definitely not only tell you but enforce it by actively stopping you from stoning people
Because The Rock is a good person

He is more of a Boulder now

I wonder who came out better off in the deal between the devil and Frank Klepacki

Communists

Well, they did get a lot of good anthem possibilities from it

>>67121
The Rock in charge of Islam would be hilarious.

someday i'm going to be running for congress and the picture of me sitting in a gas chamber grinning is going to get publicized
i wonder what people will do

ISIS has taken responsibility for London
I dunno if I believe them though

>>67127
When that happens, I want you to refuse to apologize

ha
as if i'd apologize for anything i've done that wasn't a mistake

>this is a picture of you, kind of controversial lately, sitting in a gas chamber and grinning. do you have to say anything about that?
>funny story, we were touring a prison and they said i could sit in the gas chamber, so i sat down in there and i said to my friends, "six million and one" and i couldn't stop laughing, so that's why i was grinning in the picture
>o-oh

just almost fell down the stairs
managed to catch myself but ouch my shin hurts

>>67131
The best response would be "Oh, yes. I, a Jew, agree with the holocaust. That's what the picture means, surely, you fucking retard of a reporter."

Like what the fuck could you even end up saying that would keep it controversial?
What are the options for negative reasons behind the image, really?

i pull off a wig revealing a bald head with 88 tattooed on my scalp and i grin like a villain and say YOU HAVE FOILED MY PLAN BUT WE WILL BE BACK
WE ALWAYS COME BACK
and then i do the retarded looking hail hydra salute and run

later i claim that i never did that and the reporter is lying

What is the hail hydra salute anyway?
Is it like a fist?

I wonder how politics will survive when we perfect synthesizing audio and video

>>67138
it's like the hitler salute, but you do it with BOTH arms

The six million is fun, because it forgets the 5+ million non-jews who were also killed.

Oh
Maybe that's why cops keep shooting black people
They see them raising their hands, and they're nerds so they're like "HYDRA!"

haha fuck

>the six million is fun
-TN, 2018
2017 even
Maybe both

wow fucking antisemite

I'm on the phone with the Wall Street Journal right now

i'll call new york times

But you can't deny how it is amusing, that the 5 million others don't matter
I mean, they are afterall just 5 million and not-jew

well they're a very diverse population
it's hard to classify them
there's no label
it's not good to talk about it if you can't label it because people won't understand it

Yeah, but sometimes people say outright, 6 million died in the holocaust or 6 million were killed in the concentration camps
and then I am like
umm
missing some 5 million there.

They weren't even majority women
Who cares

oh yeah most people think only jews were killed
maybe not most
but many

And even that 11 million figure doesn't count all the people killed in the eastern europe and russia on the spot

Speaking of genoice, ottomans also did a greek and assyrian ones during ww1 too
figures counting between 250-750k dead

in each

>>67131
just tell them it was a laughing gas chamber
doctor lieberwitz, dentist, is very busy and he can't take the time to administer n2o to each patient individually

oh fuck that's perfect

And people believe it, the guy is dead and can't disprove it
and it gets written in the history books

BREAKING: Church statement from relatives: Utah man killed in London attack, wife injured.

Sounds like a right wing source

haha it's AP

>>67159
if I google this exact line, the first article that shows up is being hosted on a site called "good4utah.com"
i wish i was making this up

wooooooooooow

oh wow

imma watch samurai jack from the start

>>>/@OliveOilCorp/844578155759370240

>>67166
What, it's too realistic?
There's no story because it's already the case?

haha because you can't have a white kid culling blacks

Wow they're just assuming the bad people will be black

edward norton cast as lead role in death note live action movie

l is black too

death note is now about the supriority of the white man

But L is like the only genuinely good guy in the show
>>67173
Matsuda can't even swim

what about matsuda

L is the good guy but he also loses to the white man BECAUSE HE'S INFERIOR

Isn't it really because Kira has actual super powers

haha yeah

god this reminds me how much i hate the writing of death note

I'm behind you

same

i should mount a TV on my wall and just have tweetdeck up on it 24/7

>>>/@GodfreyElfwick/844919890217644032
don't want to miss gems like this

I wonder does netflixnote have
I'll take a potato chip
and EAT IT

I
AKU
SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS

FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR
OPPOSE ME
FINAL BLOW!
FLUNG INTO FUTURE
MY EVIL, LAW!

Missing some lines there mate

Shocking truth!

>>67185

>>>/@AJEnglish/844921882361184257

>>67189
I really don't understand this mindset that the terrorists have this grand scale plan involving small scale attacks to gradually pit people against eachother and tear communities apart from within
Like seriously dude?

https://uploads.scratch.mit.edu/users/avatars/373/3849.png
sasuga MIT

>>67191
nice and professional

>>67190
i don't understand this mindset that the terrorists have this grand scale plan to disrupt us in such minuscule ways that they can be thwarted by ignoring them

I don't understand the mindset that there are no terrorists arriving in europe
and radicalisation can't happen here.

They're not terrorists until they do the thing, technically

I wonder what the next big "anti-radicalisation" measure will be in UK
I just know they will hit civil rights somehow soon

Dude the first episode of Samurai Jack barely even has lines

It's like 90% music and sound effects over Jack training

yup
is not like jack speaks a lot anyhow

>>>/@leyawn/844923163544834048

>>67198
The aliens and bots do though

and the dogs
they speak a lot

utah man killed in Westminister attack named as Kurt Cochran

Oh he's barely really a a samurai
He's trained with every warrior type there is!

Yup
but he does dress in the nip style
and use a katana in mostly samurai way
>>67205
yup but he does occasionally do other stuff

To be fair he only uses the katana at all because it's literally magic

warrior finds magic weapon never puts it down

>>67206
Or as is the case in some games
Warrior finds cataclysmically powerful weapon, never uses it because it might break

>inventory full of items that "I could use at some point"
>finished the game never using them

>i should save this in case i really need it later

>>>/@AP_Oddities/844922959466770434

>>67209
>I'll rather reload then use it now

>>>/watch?v=xDOPHZC936c
lol
didn't expect this to pop up in recommended vids

>>67212
oh wow

oh fuck the accent

>>67209
this is how i play games and am never rewarded for doing so

Threads of Fate rewards you for it, sorta

He's not being flung into the future
He's being flung into Cartoon Network

>>>/watch?v=9efmoXY3__I
this is freaking me out really bad

oh they took down piratebay again

You looking for something?

>>67218
what is this monstrosity

>>67220
was thinking about watching moana or something

Give BTeye a try

i don't really have time to watch it right now anyway though
>>67223
will do

>the first result for Moana
I mean before this movie, this is exactly what I'd expect

haha wow

torrentproject has it listed it seems

I've got like a buttload of these search engines
Most of them aren't trackers though, just stuff like btdigg was before it died

man the rock is autotuned in that song

oh 123movies got domain switched again
stream sites sure have it hard

>>67228
>>>/watch?v=8C9-3-emJxU
haha

i'm not going to pretend i'm better but the ending of the song, he totally eats shit on those notes

The future where Aku's evil is law doesn't seem that bad to be quite honest

Umm...
dafug sk

I mean as of right now when I'm watching it

Jack showed up in a city, and OK he got shot at but it's not that bad
Looks like future Chicago or something so far

There are maybe 100 HUMANS LEFT

humans aren't that great when you think about it

Also there are no laws but "obey aku"
so everything is legal
or rather nothign is illegal

>>>/watch?v=vyztAr3CBg0
the Rock looks like he has so much fun
i want to hang out with him

I wonder could I drink him under the table

Yup
bit sure this isn't what a site should look like

>>67239
probably not if he's eaten his normal amount

dat amount of muscle mass means his liver is a beast

I wonder if i could eat him under the table

There being a lot of aliens in the future isn't necessarily bad either

>>67242
probably drinks like captain fuckin america
>>67243
like, suck his dick?

Oh there's anti-human shit going on

Is there a reason Aku prefers aliens on his planet to huma-
Oh right he made them racist so they'll maybe kill Jack whenever he shows up

Aku is clever

WAIT is the second episode that rave episode?

>>67245
I doubt hedrinks that much, though

>>67246
He just brings along anyone whoc omes and enslaves them
humans have just died out slowly from being the longest enslaved species.

>>67245
I meant beat him in an eating contest
there's not really a debate that i'd need to be wondering about in your scenario

>>67246
jno I think first three episodes are the dogs

Ah, right yeah

Rave episode should bra. Couple seasons in
Definitely not season one

>>67246
how many of these are there

Celebrities are always so weirdly multi-talented
Did you know Ryan gosling can tap dance?

Rave is Children of Aku

>>67247
Yeah, probably not.
>>67249
oh yeah makes sense

80% chance of rain until like 9pm

#d10 (5)
it rains

i hope so
fuckin love rain

>>>/@Fox4Natalie/844634850225197061

Make it rain on them hoes

>>67260
who does this shit
it's infuriating and disgusting

attention whores

that's not a satisfying or meaningful response

Well what motives can you get aside from acting out of spite towards falsely accused
or to gain attention because "poor you"

>>67262
it's really disgusting

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/23/hoax-texas-teen-made-up-widely-publicized-story-that-3-black-men-kidnapped-and-gang-raped-her-police-say/
here's an article on it

Seems like no one was actually arrested
that is good

Yeah, thankfully.

Imagine of someone had been arrested and found guilty and put in a jail...
man

Right I need to eat something
if only I could photosynthesise

>>67267
>imagine if the race roles were reversed
three young black men burst into a church crying, accusing one psychotic bitch of raping all three of them

HWNDU has been removed due to pol trespassing

Is this springy and nösnöw
But still hafta wear boots to support my ankle
>>67273
Lol already

I remember a lot of these episodes very clearly
I wonder if I watched the first season at least at some point recently

Also wouldn't it be a lot handier for Aku to move to a different planet and just nuke Earth before Jack popped up again?

Nah, he is petty he wants to see him dead
Also i think earth is a rich planet on the galaxys standard
Why else would so many go there?

>>67278
Because it's a slum
People don't really go to earth, it seems
They end up there

Jack's ability to learn is impressive, too
For a guy who grew up with vikings, samurai and other primitive shit, he adapts super fast to tech

I'm impressed Aku hasn't encased the solar system in some sorta shell making it impossible to escape
The guy sits on a lot of power and resources
Even extends to other worlds

he is kinda stupid
I am surprised
actually it is implied he rules a vast empire with earth as his capital, since he has raided other planets even personally

Yeah, in the like second episode, he's meeting with some water people whose planet he had completely drained

Oh the warrior woman who definitely isn't Aku

>Aku gave emotions to his assassin robots

Hmm
I think it is a good wallpaper setup

dualmonitor tools is so useful thing to have.

Like this is real useful with some games that don't lock your cursor to screen, but dont support borderless

or this
hotkeys to snap any window to a place you define

hmm from .is to .re
man with these stream sites getting taken down atleast once a quarter
and you have to guess which domain they now use, and which are the fake ones

reunion has its own domain...
weird

http://www.lbc.co.uk/news/world/man-tries-to-drive-into-shopping-street-at-hi/?utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral

>>>/@mollycrabapple/844909911146479616

>>67293
Trump pls

tfw i'll never get to see any psychological evaluations or personality assessments of him

The main crime is the lack of an "all of the above" option

Sheesh

I stand with trump, but I also believe the Democrats and fake news
I am the ultimate in brainless dolt
The alpha and the omega of idiocy
I will take retardation onto me to save the human race

That's bullshit, but I'll believe it!

>>>/@mollycrabapple/844910831699660801

>>67300
So it doesn't even accept anything but one answer?

idk if it counts it or not but i have a feeling clicking the first one probably doesn't go to an actual poll

Trump as usual

The voting on the World's Greatest Healthcare Plan Act of 2017 is in a few hours.
It's looking like it's going to fail, but Trump's team might be working to ensure the 20+ Republicans that are refusing to vote for it reverse their positions.
Sean Spicer was asked what the plan was if it fails and he said something like "It'll pass. That's the plan."

Only 17% of Americans support the plan according to recent polls and tons of GOPers aren't comfortable with it.

It'd be a first!

And even if it passes House, it probably won't pass Senate.
It's amazing how bad this bill is.

I still can't believe the US is having a vote on "the world's greatest healthcare plan"

World's Greatest Healthcare Plan Act of 2017, you mean!

They're just calling it the American Healthcare Act (AHCA) though.

I recently actually tried peanut butter and strawberry jam and it's really good
I didn't expect it to be so good, I thought it'd be like the kind of thing a kid would like

wasn't the previous one affordable healthcare act
so ahca too

It was just Affordable Care Act.

The AHCA was probably chosen because it's so close to ACA, though.

>>67310
Affordable Care Act
ACA

But it became known as OBAMACARE so people HATED IT A LOT
They all agreed the ACA was a good idea though, Obamacare was just really bad so they wanted Obamacare repealed
But they liked the ACA and agreed with it

Well aca, ahca
both most likely are shit

ACA had a lot of bad problems, but it did a lot of good things (even though it also did a lot of bad things).

>>67316
Yeah. Something to build on and fix, at least.

AHCA basically gets rid of insurance for everyone, replaces it with "tax credits" and gives tax breaks to rich people.
Also, it allows companies to deny insurance to people with pre-existing conditions like, for example, someone with cancer on ACA who has to get new insurance will have to go without insurance and die of cancer because they have cancer and you won't be able to get insurance with a pre-existing condition like that.

And well atleast it was SOMETHING

USA will never have a social care system like european nations
much less scandis

>>67317
It will once they start actually VOTING
But they won't do that

Dude here's my prediction for 2020
I don't care who's running, but here's who is gonna win
Whoever is the first to say "Once elected, I will work to repeal every single thing Trump has done"
That's the guy
Bet all that guy

>>67315
the whole insurance dominated health market is what is wrong in the first place.

>>67319
hahaha
so true

>>>/@RT_com/844986371747934210

>>67320
it's a big part of the problem, yeah

you link surprisingly much kremlin media

RT is private
All private in Russia is really run by Putin though so

I'm a Russian spy!

Err, I mean, I think it's important to look at news from all kinds of countries since I don't trust American media.

Sausage ukrainian jew
your ancestor founded USSR

I actually seriously doubt, I have no data to base on, that there were ANY jewish bolsheviks
and those that were got purged

Nobody wanted the commies
they just were the only party who said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGh, I've had it with these motherfucking krauts, waging their motherfucking world war"
had the initial coup government sued for peace, the red october(november) revolution would've never happened.

>lord of the memes by jrr tolkek, the free shitposters of middle-kek vs soros of msm

>Jack is wanted throughout the entire planet, there are posters in the most remote villages
>somehow the actual MAFIA in this city, who deal with Aku in person, doesn't recognize him

Well the mafia is fucking dumb

>made from yggdrasil
impressive

It is a powerful item

but cute

but powerful

>the footage is 60fps, but there's motion blur enabled
Kill me

water you watching

some shitty youtube video

Truly powerful

>Discussion on whether ISIS should be glassed goes to "should we pay for english lessons for immigrants?"
Holy shit this is all over the place

I can't tell interviewers lies because I'm a bad liar
But i can't be honest either because they wont hire me

Interviews are practically useless.

gorillaz music video

>>>/watch?v=lVaBvyzuypw
>360 video
this was neat

very powerful stick

damn
stick manga was still ongoing
should've checked this before starting to read...

>>67345
Pretty cool.

Damn nothing I hate more then marathoning a series and then it doesn't end, but is practically over

>>67349
do japan's idols use twitter?

aidorus

>guy who makes this is called "kekeflipnote"

nitori running those sales

hmm wut monga is that from?

WaHH

That still hasn't ended?

I think FS is the one that's finished but I don't think the ending has been translated.

>>>/watch?v=wfcumyGwx0k

>>>/watch?v=UPyTazDTmtk
ONE BIIIRD

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