Thread #593154

thank you

>>593154 (OP)
the nerve of this guy

shinku a CUTE

>>593158
you're goddamn right

>>>/watch?v=gqGb2BJeOoA

local man yells at cloud

I'd yell at cloud too he's pretty dumb

change program

>>593162
but if you can't break the cloud by shouting
you are dumber

we've got another cold and wet day

it was +/-0 today here

but I think i might have a camping window open when next weekend comes

monday looks like a fun day to drive a lot...

I wish I could sleep.
I feel panicked..

why so?

I have no idea.
Sudden panic and feeling dizzy.
I'm mostly counting to 4 while breathing in and out.

wew i survived work on 1hr of sleep
not doing that again until next time

>>593171
did you try not being panicked?
try turning it off and waiting 10 seconds and turning it back on.

>>593172
wouldn't recommend nosleep working
eventhough it is quite doable

>>593174
yeah but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

I feel so shitty.

I kind of want to watch the new SAO
it looks kind of not horribad

it is still main SAO series
so it comes from that quality author

I've some good things about it

heard

I haven't watched it, the books are a nice light read on the bus or whatever.

I'm allergic to SAO

shellfish online

Crab Battle Online

shellfish online really makes you feel like Giant Enemy Crab

Have you become a cave demon?

shellfish online sounds fun id play it

>>593187
>sounds fun
what do shellfish even do?
walk around on the sea floor
pinch things
get eaten and start a new character

a new kind of hardcore roguelike experience

seriously none of you know about the fish and crustacean battle games?

Tadaimasu

WHERE WERE YOU YOUNG MAN
YOUR CURFEW IS PAST MANY MANY HOURS

>>593190
WELL
or do you want to be grounded for LIFE

yeah put me in the fuckin slammer until the end of my days mom

My ears feel hot

>>593193
Very well
Off to the PITS with you

>>593194
FROM EMBARRASMENT I BET

>>593195
oh gosh the pits i hope i meet BANE

ugh
ton gave me stupid ideas and I can't shake them off

>>593197
but can you UNDERSTAND HIM?

hmm
I am beginning to realise once more why "TN never sleeps" was a meme back then

>>593199
not with that stupid mask on i can't fucker sounds like he's talking into a pillow

so how hard would it be to run an rpg

i have no clue i've never done that shit!

>make a background for your character
>few weeks later
>hey tn, you notice that your background is more detailed than the campaign I am running?
well not those words but...

well i mean there wasn't a whole lot of thought put into the creation of the setting
it was literally drunken round robin ideas
so if you put any actual effort into it i'm sure it would be much more detailed

You seriously have no idea
about how much autism there is from me about the "chinaland"

>>593205
yeah but tonski could have built on those ideas easily for a more expansive world

not criticising him or anything just stating

But I just love world building

ToN's worldbuilding is like a jrpg not really a fantasy novel kind of world I guess
it suits his taste

I have too much details

A whole new element to the world got added just because I was trying to figure out why alchemy could raise skeletons
he liked it, though

and seriously if he just asked I could design maps, cities, towns for him

Running a game isn't hard but its not easy either.
The most important thing is knowing the system well.

You've got to be an autistic ruurus nerd to run a game properly

>we need to remind ton every now and then about his enemy abilities

>>593212
wow you can't just replace blind like that

though the 13th age thingie has some abilities that fuck your head
like in our last session the thing I used
>>593217
uhm...

>>593217
Wat?

blind had helped ton make some of hte maps in our last game approx. 1 million eons ago

Huh
Didn't know that

and if anybody's gonna replace blind it's gonna be PAN

is more like blind was a temporary distraction from PAN

Oh yeah you won't be there for the halloween session

yeah i'm gonna be golfing off of a three story driving range/bar/grill thing instead

sounds fun
I hope the session goes well

yeah i can't wait
i dunno who's bright idea it was to put a bar next to a balcony you can fall off though

and I hope ton doesn't add any combat
without your char around, my char can't make her best ability super imba

>12 miss damage

>>593228
my guy has like 3 or 4 buffs i forget
i didn't even use the daily that gives either 1 target 2d8 or 3 targets 1d8 bonus damage because i thought there would be more combat in that forest
i took these skills planning to use them all on myself to become swole but i haven't felt like using them all in one fight haha

the alchemy class already is half-broken and the custom ruleset we are using makes mine so...
imba if she can brew potions

but also 100% useless if she can't

>>593230
My only ability limit is my item limit

I still can't wait for the moment I use an aoe spell
that then triggers MULTIPLE times
the chain effect...

like what the fuck happens then

>>593234
we need some diminishing returns up in this bitch

also if it is the "kills living spell"...
that will get silly

chaska is immune because he's dead inside

>>593237
doesn't work that way

but if he wants he can ACTUALLY
be dead inside

though that would make chaska technically a minion of soili

>>593239
he's already dead inside
>>593240
>tfw your minions have minions

yeah I have no idea how it would affect your STANDo

and that is an actual possibility once her "necromancy" levels up

but rpgs can eb quite fun
on the randomness of it
I had a quite big pre-planned character script for the session where pan dueled gandora
but then...
well not only was there some kidnapping, but also the whole event I planned formeself just was "uh nothing happened"

Help
My MMO is making me interact with other players

>>593245
call them fags

>>593245
You are embracing finness

btw you planning to head south before leaving?

>>593247
yeah. for sure.
sometime in November
I'll let you know.

and marsh was never heard from again, swallowed he was by RS07

some say at the jagex server room you can still faintly hear "oi cunt"

too real

>>593248
don't expect meetups or hospitality if you don't do it well before

it's already almost november there is no more room for well before november

You said it not me

I didn't say anything what do you mean

fine whatever. I'll sleep at a youth hostel

Helsinki is nothing more than an expensive shipyard anyway

true dat
staying at my place would anyhow cost you about 14€ a day in travel expenses if you wanted to visit the capital
and come back

>>593256
well if you're gonna stay in a shithole why not just sleep on the street

>>593258
illegal
there are shelters for that

>>593259
i'd rather sleep on the street and maybe get arrested than sleep next to another hobo

>>593260
well the law is there only for cops to be allowed to pick you up
and move you to a shelter or uh..
>jail, drunk tank, watchhouse, counter

by all accounts the finish drunk tank is a pretty comfortable place

btw who do you think is cutest FMA?

>>593262
I have no personal experience, but I hear it ain't that bad

glass I just poured
about 1,2dl of whisky
costs about 50% of an average whisky bottle
even HERE

this is painful

>>593264
mate it's 10am..

is 9

Finland entered DST at 3am today
so we time travelled back to 2am

>>593204
this isnt entirely wrong haha

>>593269
well then it's still basically Saturday night so its no problem

>>593270
AND I AM NOT EVEN DONE

Anway, TN
you'll have to excuse my poor planning skills.
stuff happened. Things occured
I can now weild a dragon scimitar in osrs.
that 30 page essay was a cunt to write.

But November is my free month between classes
and I want to do some travel
so if I do head down south I'll give you as much notice as I can as soon as I know what's happening.

>>593267
>he doesn't put a shot of brandy in his morning coffee

>>593273
I don't really care about abruptness I just am in a REALLY bad situation rn myself

and I have no idea when it gets better

>>593273
>i can now wield a dragon scimitar in osrs
hold up
like two days ago you were slaying goblins
you're telling me you completed monkey madness from slaying fuckin goblins that fast

so I might not want extra people in my place atm

and might not have time and money to hang out at the capital

>>593278
hey look that's fine. no pressure.
If nothing else we can just meet up and grab a beer. something like that.
>>593277
that **
People kept asking me why such a high level player kept killing goblins and nothing else. Why I wasn't doing better quests.
It doesn't matter to me.
I just want to slay goblins.

>>>/@inferbro/1056373951486742529?s=21

>>593281
no it doesn't

>>593281
i can kinda see it but it's more like parallel worlds than alternate realities
not quite isekai

isekai would be solaire summoned into yharnam

Goblins in goblins layer are actually DAMN dangerous

>>593283
yoooooooo

>>593283
ds summoning is basically summoning Lars into a world where Jack killed 10 nazies in ww2
instead of Lars killing 10 nazies in ww2
because in Jack's world Lars never existed
so Jack did Lars' job

>>593286
basically yeah
and sometimes Jack only killed like 4 nazis and skipped the rest because he doesn't need their souls tbh
>>593285
i bet solaire would hate bloodborne
there's no fuckin sun

I AM STILL AWAKE

btw
why has ton seen any relevant animes

ton not seen*

Night

I never actually watched as much anime as like half of you

On a completely different note
HOW HARD would Ed actually hit with his metal arm?
like that thing weights about 2-5x what a normal arm does
and most likely has WAY more power than a normal arm does too

>>593292
When I joined mooo I propably was at top list of "most anime watched" but now...

>>593292
but seriously how have you not read or watched FMA?

It just hadnt occured to me to watch it or read it
Blind wanted me to once.

go manga path to save time and read it
seriously

I don't think there is a better shounen manga
or ever will be

Though is it shounen manga?
it creeps into seinen territory so oft

Bulb
t boy

man i love th // this shit
it's not quite as lazy as my d2 skellymancer and sadly no corpse explosion
but still the best class in the game

>>593301
haha
My necro's main damage is actually THORNS
like fucking
BILLION thorns

but seriously
lvl 70 and 124 paragon on seasonal hero since what
thursday?

How many hours you pour into that game`?

also
>buy necro dlc
>go straight into grinding
while me
>buy necro dlc
>do necro run of the whole story

>>593303
as of lately a fucking ton
i've played this character maybe 25 hours?

what is the max paragon anyhow?

Maybe I should play seasonls
would give me thorwaway characters to toy with

>>593305
hmm
I guess
I did get like lvl 20 or something with just few hours when I tried seasonal demon hunter? archer guy

but misnamed the char so deleted it

i enjoy coming back to it at the start of each season to grind my way up from the bottom
though i think the ps4 version couch co-op is much more fun

>>593308
I liked the early INFERNAL co-op
before auction house

man I played the game like it was a fucking 2hu...
I remembered the attack pattern of all characters...
hitboxes
and so on

I simply survived because I never got HIT

also the loot fountain gets me high
>>593309
i never managed to get to infernal in the original game
i got bored in the third playthrough of the story i think
i like the ability to switch the difficulty whenever much more but i think it worked with the successive difficulty playthroughs in the previous games

>opening the horadric boxes
>UH
>AH
>OOOH

>>593311
I cleared it

>>593311
post AH diablo is SO much better
it is flexible
fun
and not even that grindy


though I just have so BAD rolls on my main wizard
I JUST RECENTLY
got a lvl 70 tal rasha amulet to replace my lvl 60 tal rasha amulet
FROM DAYS WHEN lvl 60 WAS MAX

and that is like
50 levels of GRAND RIFTS

and all other gamplay

but man my wizard
>completely reliant on tal rasha
>65% or something crit chance
>about 40% meteor dmg

>>593314
wew
i just myself replaced my level 60 crafted set bracers because they had a godly roll
and i got almost the same roll on some level 70 random bracers

>>593318
My wizard carries items that no longer exist
they have been replaced by different versions

like the "create killzone" ring
I have one of those of the OLD model
but I have NEVER DROPPED a better ring
I think I have 2 or 3 items that are essentially legacy items
that I just refuse to replace cause I never get a better one

oh shit do you have leech

and by better one, I actually mean OBJECTIVELY better
not just replacing int or something
but even giving a new effect

I mean I have "hautns EVERYONE" when opens a chest
or "haunts everyone occasionally"
as basic shit

or
"all items are indestructible"
and
"pylons spawn champions"

the pylon spawn is DAMN double edged sword in greater rifts
it can easily lose you minutes
or gain you minutes

>surrounded by way too many enemies I can't crowd control to super CRIT with my tal rasha
>Oh a pylon
>oh wait if I take it I spawn a champion+mooks surrounding me

or
>oh a pylon
>I can easily kill the champion witht he buff and gain 1-2 minutes to the timer

Oh yeah janissar, how does exactly "life per hit" work?

>>593322
the second one they turned into a level 70 legendary special effect
it's still pretty cool people use it when getting carried in grifts
>>593325
you heal a fixed amount of HP for every attack that strikes any enemy
aoe attacks can heal multiple times the amount
>>593328
damage over time effects only give you one health restore, when they initially strike
channeled spells heal you every 2 seconds for each enemy hit

whass your account code
less add eachothe for shits and giggles

>>593326
if that is true, why don't I fucking get hit by SHIT TONS when using blizzard or black hole
or hitting 20 enemies, 1,60 attacks per second or MORE
with arcane torrent?

Lakesly#2491

61% crit for 418% dmg
should be more

btw...
WHY HAVN'T THEY MADE BETTER GEMS
280 GAP?
CAP

why not just make better gems every big patch?

>>593329
sent ;)
my account is tied to my dad's bnet, so he's usually on it playing WoW though

so I guess contact on moo etc before actually contacting

Yeah th at works for me

also loog ad my gool wizard

>>593335
that's a nice looking outfit
i am currently not transmogged into shit just trying desperately to get two specific legendaries to make my build good in t13/grift 60+

But this is a legacy item

the modern version has SHITTIER stats, but 80% chance
even at lvl 70

but my thing
its killzone no longer does anything

don't see your

there my necro
37k Thorns

>>593340
hmmm
try Happykilmore#1810

sent

but seriously
why aren't you using blood rune corpse explosion?

>15B hit on enemy on it hitting my golem
>my THORNS RIVALS my wizard

oh motherfucker
this game is region locked
>>593345
rathma 6 set bonus doesn't work on corpse explosion
i was using it until I finished the 6 set then switched some skills to better benefit skelly mage
>>593347
yeah i could only see you in my friends list when i was on the EU server
and character data doesnt transfer regions

really...

well torment 4 vs torment 11/12

11/12/13

>>593346
what did the Rathma give?

>>593346
Diablo 2 allowed any server transfering...

>>593350
1000% bonus dmg to all minions for each skelly mage you have active up to 4
stacks with this set but i need to get a good roll on the weap
>>593354
i really want to try it out sounds awesome
still need 2 more key legendaries to make skelly mage as good as it can be, there's some hands that give 55% increased minion attack speed and a ring that doubles up every mage summon and increases duration by 4 seconds
>>593355
hmm i wonder
i know there is a set th at gives you bonus dmg for every ancient legendary you are equipping including the set itself
so you can get up to 1300% bonus dmg from all ancient legendary items mixed and matched maybe some combination is good at thorns

look at my fucking necro

>>593352
Oh that one
i was thinking of trying it
but seriously

I think if there is a set that doubles down on the Minion THorns
I will do that

cuase fucking mINION THORNS

>>593352
I stumbled on minion thorns purely on accident
and was just "man this is BROKEN"
"your skeletons have INFINITE HP"
"and they can REFLECT BILLION TIMES BILLION DMG THAT CRITS to enemies?"

>>593352
well there is that rune that lvls up to give more THORNS for example

>>593353
i like this set's look so i haven't ch anged it
i might vanish the shoulders though they kind of look weird when i raise my arms

looks good with jesseth's since the two match pretty well

>>593358
hmm you went with male necro
imo he looke djust
MEH
while shecro looked actually gothic hot

i had to go with the male necro for the nostalgia even though he looks like dracula from hotel transylvania

loog ad da girl

>>593361
yeah she's hot but uh does she sound really fucking bored all the time like male necro?

the female voice doubles down on the EDGY
it isl ike
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN but with original Nightwish singer doing lyrics
and iti s heavy metal cover

Okay that was easy killing malthael
the clouds didn't ONE SHOT ME

I hate doing malthael on my wizard

I always have 3 clouds spawn on my spot when he does 2nd stage cinematic

>>593363
haha th e male necro just sounds like a grumpy old man
he never sounds interested or surprised he's just grumbly

I dunno does the femnecro have much more emotion to it but
she isn't grumy
just
chuuni

All I got from her is "CHUUNI AND EDGY"
my favourite thing is the taunt where she goes
"THE DARKNESS IN ME IS MUCH MORE THAN DARKNESS IN YOU" or something

it is so fucking anime

hmm
3-10B mean damage
with 10-20B crit
I could do mUCH better

since the average attack dmg is at hundreds of millions still

>>593365
But jan
what do you do here

When you cutscene into too much dmg per second?

Sleeping for ten to eleven hours woo.
Please send help.

>>593369
you write a really nice email to blizzard thanking them for spending so much time testing reaper of souls.
malthael on t13 routinely kills me with that crap on my squishies

maybe like 1/2 of the time he'll try to shoot his balls/lightning combo instead of the frost storm while you're recovering from the cutscene or cutscene skip

lel
you can't actually screenshot with alt held

Well
I gained one of the funnier items

>>593372
huh th at's strange
maybe it considers alt+key a separate bind
>>593375
oh it's bound to print screen for me

alt+f12 just doesn't work
I'd havet o change it to non F button for screen shot

>>593374
yeah I changed it
prnt screen is fucking stupid

>>593376
i changed steam's from f12 default to print screen
fuck the police

prnt screen always saves a pic on windows

on windows

>dmg boost pylon on rift
>spawn moltens
>2 of them explode
>rest bind me to die to explosion
>die
>run in ghost mod
>kill rest
>buth ave to wait for moltens to go off before proceed
>no time gained

...
My luck

>>593378
yeah but if i'm playing a game i don't want it to capture my second monitor as well
>>593380
molten sucks
earlier i was getting 1-shot for 913k dmg with 21mil toughness in some rift

from those goddamn mortars they shoot everywhere

i think the worst affix i had tonight was jailer waller frozen pulse desecrator
every time he cast jail and half the time with wall he would follow up with frozen pulse moving into me and then the puddle under my feet and i'd get vaporized

My toughness with full tal Rasha
and when standing still it increases even more
and add to that the SHield buff

>>593382
Mortars are damn weak imo
You just have to know the distance to keep to them
but ofc sometimes a horde of mortars...
just flood EVERYTHING

but generally jailer+anything nasty is worst
or wallr

it probably wouldn't have been so bad if there was room but the map was a clusterfuck with the act V graveyard tileset and 3 champion packs/2 elite packs at the entrance
after dying like 5 times and finally killing the mortars i was able to stay away from the rest of the packs other than oppressors (the demons from act IV that charge ranged targets and stun) and gained the last 40% of rift progress in about a minute

I hate when some enemies that usualyl get dragged by black hole
DON'T GET AFFECTTED BY BLACK HOLE
for reasons

>17 enchants to get socket on weapon
give me ramaladni's already you shit ass game

>even rerolled non ancient jesseth's still makes me lose 150k sheet damage
fuck it i want the quad damage skellingtons
this character has gotten stupid good luck with ancient legendary weapons that i don't want
i've gotten 5 and smashed 3 of them and one is now on my enchantress even

>>593387
what i hate is those fat guys from act III that give invulnerability shield to allies as a base ability
the ones with the staff i'm not sure of their name
those guys can eat a dick

also the bogan trappers with their impossible to see quills that are somehow faster than fucking arrows from skeleton archers
those guys have popped my glass cannon DH so many times i'm getting triggered just thinking about it

Yaii two new skins
>>593390
I hate the fat zombies who explode
and the poison zombies most

and then as second place comes anything that JUMPS at you
because JUMP
is immortal to all dmg
because you can't HIT UP
not even with BLACK HOLE
or BLIZZARD
or anything

"oh a catwoman is jumpinga t me and Ic an't dodge
I guess I will just eat the damage"

also fuck those cat women
their fire bottles deal WAY too much dmg


like fuck all heavenly dmg
reaper dmg
or demonic dmg

those fire bottles
diablo or malthael should have just SPAMMED THOSE

>>593393
oh yeah the jumping guys from act III and IV are annoying too
so are most of the enemies that charge except for like the beast that has a telegraphed charge

Succubi used to be near imba
their bolts tracked
and they dealt random DEBUFF

>>593395
>random act 4 fallen angel out of bounds charge kills you

Also the fat reaper angels
>blasts the iceblast in some region where there isn't enough room to manuever out of the way
>enjoy 75-150% dmg of hp + shield

my commanded skellies are hitting for 5b on a crit
hnnng

wat torment?

>>593400
only 10
i am so thirsty for those gloves that give pets 55% bonus attack speed
that shit cubed will straight up add more than twice as much dmg
my only damage is minions

you can really stack up the skellie dmg

the bone golem is kinda useless

yeah i only have him right now because the only useful legendary effect i have is moribund gauntlets (makes him shed a corpse every sec)
after i get those other gloves cubed he's getting swapped out
>>593404
curses are really good for one very specific niche build that isn't relevant in the face of the current meta

but the necro is kinda...
half assed
the CURSEs are so shit
and half of necro abilities aside from skellie related shit is just...
"why would I use this?"

>>593403
BUT THAT IS IT

>>593405
they're also good for leeching in grifts if you don't want to play the game to get loot for some reason

buit compare them to d2 curses...

amplify dmg corpse explosion with skellies to generate the first corpse is my favorite d2 build
some people say you don't need 20 points in amp damage it only increases the radius but i say
dude my curse is bigger than the screen L M A O

corpse explosion in d2 was just broken
since it dealt dmg based on corpse hp

>>593408
I don't think necro had any curse
that made a curse better
just decreased mana cost and inreased aoe

>>593410
yeah extra points of them is just to make it go from tiny to big enough at like, 5
but you can get it a lot higher
and my build only needs like 40 points for corpse explosion and bone lance with 1 point in skellies so that you can get the extra skill lvls from runewords and gear

it was pretty much how much did you want to right click

>>593411
I dunno if you od true summonancer
you don't have that
*summo+bonemancer
you don't have that many points to spare

cause actually maxed skellies
skeletons+skelmastery+skalmage
those DEAL INSANE DMG

>>593413
yeah there's not enough points for full skeleton AND bone spear
i just chose bone spear because it takes fewer points to get good damage out of it and the rest of your points go into corpse explosion and any other stuff you want situationally
>>593418
it does good damage but corpse explosion is way lazier

you can get 33+ pts in corpse explosion, the radius is literally 150% of the viewable screen at max resolution for D2
combine that with amp damage and some skellies to kill stuff and you can use a TP staff to teleport around blowing up the entire screen with few important build items

and that is 60 points
it leaves 40 points to go

1 for corpse
1 for iron maiden

>>593415
Max Skellimancer had the best dmg, though

but man Bone spirit was useless...

practically worst ability
even the heavenly lightning palladin ability was better
since it atleast HEALED allies

>>593420
if it wasn't for teeth existing i'd say bone spirit is the worst spell in the game
bone spear also does crap dmg compared to the other spellcasters but at least it pierces
even maxed out spirit does barely more than spear and costs more mana

since Teeth can only hit enemies with one pellet per cast though, that's the most worthless shit

if bone spirit had good single target dmgi t would be good spell
since it tracks down enemies

but it don't
bone spear has actually LARGER dmg

is like lightning sorceress, who has so shitty spells

fire has fireball build, hydra build ,meteor build, firewall build

ice has okay ice has only frost nova build

>1-2076 damage
>random chaining
it's like russian roulette but with demons instead of bullets

but lightning has basically nova

I mean Lightning has pierce and good dmg but...
the dmg is shit

But in d2
I liked Zeal palladin most
zeal+vengeance
or that elemental strike

that was just damn solid either one target or mass target dmg

>>593427
there was too much bullshit in later difficulties for me to like lightning's huge damage range
casting 4 times and not killing one of the gloams on hell in the last act meant i was going to die

>>593429
yeah the dmg range was just too shit
and nova...
>tele close
>nova
>tele back to avoi dmg
>rince repeat
it wasn't fun

Sorceress was actually one of the most boring classes

>>5934282
wat
>>593428
i loved hammerdin that shit was broken
zeal was funny too though especially with bleed weapons etc

>>593431
naw
hammerdin got nerfed quite quick
it was damn good at boosting
but in boss fights his dmg was shit

Druid overall was shittiest class though
>minions is shitty necro
>wulf is shitty assassin/amazon
>bear is shitty barbarian
>elemental is shitty sorceress

>>593432
its not as good as it used to be but i still think 3.3k dmg per blessed hammer is really good
it has a lot of trouble if you don't have something like glorious smite pala stunlocking everything for you (thanks rook)

>>593434
it is fucking solid dmg, but basically hitting bosses with the hammers is the issue

and hammerdins usually lack good staying power in combat compared to zeal palladins, who are face first hacking at the enemies

I think most fun combi is zeal pala + skele necro

lots of undead spearheaded by a palladin

but thank god that D3 didn't have those fucking maggot dens...
>1 character wide dens filled with poison and lightning spamming enemies

>>593437
pally and necro do well together yeah
skellies love auras too

my favorite combo was smite/zeal/hammer paladin with all relevant auras though
me and the gang blazed through all difficulties on those three easier than a ny other playthrough it was great
we tried 3 hammerdins for a while and that was hilarious to watch but not quite as effective

assassin was prolly hardest class though
since aside from doing traps, which still required lots of manuevering
every other build required lots of skill switching

i never really played assassin, just necro/pally/sorc usually
and druid a few times

it is constant looking after the combo perks
or other abilities
assassin wasn't bad, but it just was...
lot of pain

the assassin is actually quite like the monk character from DD
you have to do openings, flows and then finishers
and fucking keep track of those
and also STACK multiple openings and flows...

I had a pvp baba, general amazon, lightning sorcerer, skellie+bone necro, and fucked up paladin + several other palladins

oh yeah i had a barb too!
a frenzy barb with +150% movement speed at max frenzy for memes

well the amazon was also at times pvp amazon

I found a random 500 poison dmg lance for her
it was REAL slow to hit
but if it hit, it usually 1-3 hit killed most pvp characters

melee chars in d3 are kinda...
I dunno

just not that interesting

my barb was pretty interesting but his kill speed was not
frenzy does not do very good damage

Monk could be interesting but
I dunno
most builds are just so many ability switches
or just too few abilities

and any melee build just sums up in "life per hit" in the end
otherwise you just die

>>593451
yeah it's a struggle to survive most of the time unless you really love shields and less than optimal damage
i don't like monk that much but out of the other two i'm not sure if i like barb or crusader better
maybe crusader since they get more unique skills and sets

>>593452
my monk run of the story was mostly "I don't take any dmg at all I should raise difficulty"
Okay "I raised difficulty, but I don't deal any dmg, but I also don't DEAL any dmg"

>ancient bracers
YES
>they don't have +17% or better phys damage so i'm losing even more damage
FUCK

fuck I wouldn't give for a solid "15% arcane dmg" from something
that doesn't fuck my other dmg

>got 20% phys damage after 4 enchants
FUCK YES

>spend all of your shit to enhance one stat
>never get what you want

>>593457
>tfw it starts costing hundreds of millions of gold to enchant that item again

>>593458
spawn more greed portals pls

>>593459
gotta pray to kadala and satan for those puzzle rings

or just get boon of the hoarder leveled up and go to that room before adria in act V on t13
it can proc off every one of those tiny spiders that crawl out of the ceiling/cliffside throughout that place
it's fun to see them all explode into millions of gold

i already got my boon on console this season but still yet to see the goblin open a portal or get a puzzle ring on PC

give me more socketed amulets for that though

I have only seen 1 greed portal and 1p uzzle ring
IN MY ALL PLAY HOURS

in non seasonal on ps4 I have a squirt's amulet with almost 100% bonus monster gold and a socket
>>593464
damn that's bad luck
i'm not sure how many i've seen but definitely more than 1

I generally die 2-20 times when killing malthael with my wizard
due to cutscene cloud

i've bought like 200 gloves now give me tasker and theo you whore

no dice
my build is seriously dependant on this bitch giving me those gloves

>>593467
fuck that bitch seriously
truly daughter of Gheed the GREED
Gheed is actually Greed's sugarboy
and that bitch is their lovechild

>>593467
But still
that set only has in my opinion 1 good bonus
the last one

the 4 set is pretty good but the 2 set sucks
the damage reduction puts me at 35m toughness which helps as a squishy

50% dmg reduction can be good but meh

it's not very interesting and doesn't affect your damage like some other sets but it does afford more room to allocate stats to damage which helps
since i'm sacrificing a lot of raw damage to abuse all these stacking damage bonuses

army of the dead is just not that good ability

>>593473
well it isn't atleast so volatile to exploe as Tal rasha
>lose buffs
>insta death

army of the dead is pretty crap but until i get ring of nailuj's evol it's a better CD than land of the dead
once i get tasker and theo and the ring, both golem and army are going away for land of the dead and simulacrum + the rune that doubles your max essence
infinite corpses + devour means infinite essence to use on doubled up Singularity skelly mages
and doubled max essence during simu means they can do some MAD DEEPS

but imo tal rasha's weakness is its charm
you ahve to actually rotate abilities
and sometimes try to strategise it with that element ring

>>593476
oh yeah that was one of them ore boring things with necro
the essence generating abilities were just
meeeh

only one I like is the giant bone spike

Nothing compared to the wizard's UNLIMITED POWER lightning, which is fucking crap
like all generatin spells wizard has

fucking why use those even?

but it was
UNLIMITED POWER

changing my old sword and losing 30% of my paper doll damage leads to me killing the same rift three times as fast
jesseth's is fucking good
>>593484
i dunno it's kind of annoying
they could have at least made it to where you can transmog any 1h into any 1h
it's not like it really matters what kind of weapon you are holding anyway

Also
why can'ät you just transmog a wand into a sword?

why are the appearance customising stuff so limited?

why don't they add more gem levels

>>593483
BUT NOOO

>original greed death scene
he was crucified to a stone slab
>tankobon death scene
>crucified to a stone slab that wasn't a cross
>anime death scene
tied to a stone pillar

heh

10 more gloves, 1 more pair of gloves for that terrible bone armor set

i know you're hiding the good shit in the back kadala

actually...
fuck that bitch
she hides DAMN good loot
that could SAVE THE WORLD
but she is all "nah you need to lottery it"

yeah she's got a perfect stat ancient jesseth's and focus/restraint she just wants to get rid of the 1,000,000 rares first

but man I want a better weapon for my wizard

but it never drops

also damn the Sloraks madness is amusing
you get that EVIL LAUGH each time you die

can you cube that power?
i know you can cube cluckeye
for some reason

yes

makes sense, it's really strong

but seriously, who doesn't use the disintegration boost with wizard...

i think i used the source that cast a different secondary skill every sec you channel a spell
that made tal rasha's ez i just slotted blizzard instead of a different frost skill and got a free blizzard every 2 sec while disintegrating that procced tal rasha's and kept my buff with no thought required

wizard actually has many viable builds
but
I dunno
they just are so situational

especially the ARCHOn ones
>run out of archon
>what now?

using blizzard for frost is imo waste of arcane

frost hydra has piercing cones fired by three heads in three directions at best

it is usually not worth slotting for sure but the weapon power i cubed cast it for free while channeling disintegrate
so free blizzard meant free damage and root/slow for utility
i also tried frozen orb but blizzard did more damage in the end
and you could combine it with the armor that increased your damage on frozen enemies for a good boost

blizzard is actually a quite bad spell, but it has that large AOE
especially when you fire it

I have fire blizzard, ice hydra, lightning black hole and well arcane arcane beam

I tried ice blizzard with either of the fire hydras but
ice hydra just wins overall
especially in the thight dungeons I usually wind up in rifts

worst Kanai for wizard is the "ice hydra occasionally casts frost nova"
>occasionally
SO WHEN?

like every now and then

I hate almost every chance based thing
it is random, and I hate random
since myl uck is damn bad

you know if he's feeling up to it today

the only build random shit has worked on me has been my monk
because she hits so OFT
that it doesn't really matter

ayyy
and i was gonna make this my last run
now i just need 4 more items and my build's loadout will be complete and i'll be in grift 60+ with the big bois

I finally got around to watching last week's Who.
That was a good episode.

also TN this axe might be relevant to you

>>593511
it had some problems but it was overall pretty good
that one dude is def coming back

Not the first recurring character to come out of Stormwatch, though the previous was certainly more pleasant.
Having a returning villain who's unapolgetically either a white supremacist or an alien with clear overlap with that is an interesting choice for the show though.

Yeah, it is interesting.
It's certainly in-line with the times, though.

I would have expected a sexist villain, maybe.

It makes setting his arrival episode in the 1950s a bit of a clever subtlety on the writers' part.
They could have done some kind of race-tinged plot in modern times, but setting him up in the midst of Southern racism really goes to show how little has changed in the following sixty years.

Today's episode is Arachnids in the UK.
I hope it's not ... too spidery.

Mornin
I actually slept.
I'm surprised.

I slept, too.
It felt good.

>>593516
It's going to be incredibly spidery.
But at least it's not spider eggs in the moon or whatever.

I slept too much.
Went for a nap around 17:00 last night and woke up at 04:00 the following morning.

I thought id Never be able to sleep.
Although going to bed to bed at 6am wasn't that desirable

Yeah I can imagine.
But at the same time, any kind of sleep is good

Have you been watching the new Who, Kannagi?

>>593519
I got like 8-9 hours.

>>593522
Nope, i dont have a TV licence.
Can't watch live tv.

Still feel tired, Definitely dont feel completely normal.

Just download it! That's what Tilde and I are doing.
NIBL|Asuka has it if you can XDCC

You'll probably be tired for a little while since you're ending your month-long pot binge.

I've got options if you're more for torrents but you'd probably want a VPN since you're in the UK.
So XDCC is probably more straightforward.

>>593524
Yeah, i have a strong feeling of wanting pot to feel normal.
>>593525
>>593524
Thank, I might just do XDCC. Nibl has so much stuff.

You'll get back to your baseline.

yeah thankfully the dysphoria and lethargy doesn't last too long
>>593519
>>593522
i slept for 1 hour yesterday now I'm going to nap for five
every day is a new mistake

The fortunate days are the ones that a single new mistake.

I should really get something to drink.
I'm probably super dehydrated.

im gonna do a red dead with fish for a little bit

she's so violent when she's in charge
>that guy has a nice horse
>[calls out] hey pardner stop for a sec
>dude: what's up?
>fish shoots him in the head and takes his horse

I guess when you're out in the lawless Wild West you can do what you want!

pew pew pew

>>593531
Fish is one of those people in that wild west cyborg amusement park tv show

Westworld

I'd rather watch Eastplanet.

>>593535
>>593534
haha yeah
hope the AI doesn't go wild on her


speaking of people behaving like they're in Westworld, my mom called fish the n word

Your mom being racist has been a long established truth so it's not even disappointing.

It's been getting a lot worse since she started running with that NRA group.

She was upset to hear Fish was back.

I can't wait to visit.

Oh, you'll have a blast.
If she doesn't blast you.

>tv license
im sorry what

There's a few pieces of equipment in Odyssey that don't adhere to the All Words Capitalized format and it drives me up the wall seeing them.

>>593542
Gotta pay for TV in the UK.

>>593544
well yeah but calling it a tv license is like
what

do you have a license for tgat tv ma’am

Plenty of things involve having a license to own though.

Thats what it is called,

it just sounds a little funny

BBC are bastards mostly and try to make money off you.

I thought TV licenses were common knowledge.

They do promote some good creativity and help create some great media.
And their news reporting is still a pretty high standard I believe.
But they're also pretty money-grubbing on the executive side.

Yeah they do quality stuff but they have a loanshark kinda company that can be really unpleasant - if you don't get a tv license they threaten you a lot, like they believe everyone with no license is actually lying about not watching live tv

bonercity
meets
bagelcity

Gnew Yawk Beygel

Having fun in New york?

some dude ran from fish while trying to collect a debt so she took his money and left him hog tied on the railroad tracks

>>593556
yup! it’s all very new and exciting

>>593557
Maybe she's trying to prove a point to you about betraying her expectations,

I accidentally burnt the side of my laptop keyboard.

Still usable?

Yeah, I just wasn't paying attention what I was doing with my hands and the cig in them

>>593559
I sure hope not.

>>593563
>>>/@_onionesque/1056333127214350337

>>593564
Nice

oh no the 200 year old lock on the front door is brokezos

Better use a chair then.

chair with a jetpack on it

A jetback chair.

elon pls

in the meanwhile at least its nice out

It's pretty dreary up here.
Autumn's in full swing and that means perpetual overcast and all the rain.

Are you going to take some pictures of big apples?

It looks sunny over here, there a lot leaves swirling in air, pretty windy.
Its pretty seeing the yellow, reds, oranges flying by.

My eyes are still sensitive, so colour is pretty pronouced.

>>593573
that sounds real nice
it’s overcast here but there are glints of sunlight now and then

Lakonia has some lovely mountains.
I wanna climb 'em.

what’s that, RDR2?

todd would say you can climb the mountains

Nah, Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
Read Deed Redemption 2 isn't due out for PC until a rumoured 2019 release, assuming truth.

i’m flipping the switchblade

get ready for this ohhhh

let’s do the odysstab

Anyone wanna share some music, I'm in listening mood while I study.

>>>/watch?v=vupCACVrjCs lolol

>>>/soundcloud/adamyoungmusic/sets
This is the guy behind Owl City, making a bunch of short albums that are kind of stylized to be a movie OST or something along those lines.

>>593583
Oh thats really nice.
Ta.

you would not believe your fries

>>>/watch?v=OZEFja0quxM

one of my favorite albums

someone must have done some burnouts nearby because it really reeks of rubber all of a sudden
I hate it

>>>/watch?v=yeD7eAuza74
I'm definitely not being paid or anything

tfw kizuna ai likes elon musk

I wouldn't be surprised if that's not really accurate.
The creative team behind her probably doesn't even know fully who he is.
And is just familiar that he's in the spotlight in English media.

update on door situation: i was trying to get in to next door

Nice.

hanzo_kill_me.ogg.mpreg

wow

this file format is unsupported

>>>/@RobertMaguire_/1056365216009740289

wow that IS a cat

much like kirara

meow

>cat: I'm a crow
yeah, much like Kirar
a

im gonna scratch out your eyes

Can you guys help me out?
I seem to have inadvertently gotten swapped for the moon in this bad timeline
i'm trying to find my way back
thanks

"Fun-size" peanut M&M bags now carry somewhere between 3-5 pieces.

they are quite large

fun size penis m&ms

>>593603
jesus christ it's a grillvamp

No it's a FREAKING CATTTTTTTTT

>>>/@yusai00/1056135343320092673

>>593609
bitch I’m a cow

highs of 90F/32C this week
in god damn november

>>>/@_FloridaMan/1056550870672846851?s=19

what

>>>/@narae_2729/1056051234635825152

>>593611
I swear this said crow earlier

>>>/@LimpyNoodles/1056039903644004352?s=19

>>593616
it didn't

they sure didn't put much work into the skybox
i mean damn

>>593616
>>593602

>>593619
Yeah, that's kind of funny how simple it is.
Granted outside of the cutscenes I don't see the textures as that impressive, from what I've seen of others playing it.
But that might also be YouTube compression messing with the quality.
The scenery does look gorgeous from a wider, stepping back and looking at it all sense though.

the textures do look very impressive imo
for the most part

>>>/@nvkka/1056559805144301568

the best

promoting children drinking is not good!

Let's not sweat the small details

>>>/@mintosanDragon/952210580856647680?s=20

beautiful

it's a pretty big detail
im reporting you to the police buster

>>593619
i guess they were going for a more realistic look
2 gritty and subdued
gimme dat nintendo polish w twinkles and deep purples

it probably isn't happening for like two years but fish agreed to marry me

>>593630
yeah! gimme those beautiful skies

>>593631
congratulations!

omedetou!

get in the fucking wedding dress

>>593631
That's super good to hear.
Certainty is nice to know.

kirara family soon
a whole family of super idols

How could you betray the Blue Familia like this.

thor but instead of super strength and super durability he has super commitment to his marriage

>>593637
the most powerful

oh no i'm out of socks

[ ] do laundry
[X] buy more socks

all my socks got HOLES
i gotta go locke on those socks


my neighbor's dog has been howling for like ten minutes

>>593640
locke? a theory of mind for socks?

Some times I worry about how the dog we've taken in sounds like to the neighbours.
It always goes off on me when I get home and someone else is already home.
That's got to be annoying to people, especially when I'm getting home around 22:30-23:00.

>>>/@madisfaction92/1055285537769222144?s=20
our dog always goes off at my roommate
sometimes at other people too but always my roommate will cop the worst of it
he's been living here like ten years and it still happens

>>593641
locke's socks my friend the ship of theseus but for socks
how many patches can i put on my socks until they are no longer the same socks?! find out next week same bat time same bat mitzvah

i say i say i say i say
SAYAH SAYAH SAYAH SAY
maaaaa AAAaaAAA

fish_playing_RDR2.jpg

can_i_juss_getta_smol_cohhhfee.soundcloud.lnk

No you must get a HUEG coffee

its too much im gonna blow

DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLAOW

snap back to realty

speakin of realty i got more open houses to BLAOW

please blaow houses responsibly or you'll get in trouble

ok ill try but there's a 30% chance of spaghett in the forecast

how's RDR2? i wanna explore the wilderness p bad but i dont have a PS4

it's so ridiculously immersive that it's distracting and i feel like ive been playing like 10 hours and it's completely aimless but im only in chapter 2

the world is beautiful and the gameplay is pretty good
rootin tootin shootin
the hunting is good you gotta track stuff and better methods like trappin or bow to the head gives you better skins

i haven't found the desert yet we're kind of in the eastern part of the west but we'll get to go to the deserts later probably

run de rewels 2

>>593655
coolio
how's the horse riding?

it's pretty solid once you get used to it
get to bond with your horse and stuff
sometimes it gets a little weird though
my horse tripped over a rock and threw me like 3 meters in the air into a tree and i got hurt

>>593659
yeah it's way smoother than zelda for sure

it looks way better than like zelda horse riding where you always get stuck on ledges and shit

>>593658
W A S T E D
lol that's realistic
but did you have to put down the horse after 😭

nah i just brushed my horse and cleaned her up!

your horse will keel over if you push them too hard though apparently

oof
i watched briefly and someone found a super dented up shotty but just polished it with a rag and suddenly it was brand new
same thing for the horse i expect

yeah basically
it's weird how they have stuff like that but like
you gotta play a /// you gotta hit buttons to bathe yourself in a bathtub

they are so ready for VR once it has good hand tracking and peripherals
GTA 6: realistic cap fitting & bagel shmearing simulator

>Goddamnit people. The Grinch isn't going to be in.
>Sakurai already chose the seasick crocodile.

That's one of three fates games down I suppose

how the grinch stole smash mouth

wonder where did the gay sounds meme came from.

i mean, Ferris likes crusch sama

I think ferris attracted a lot of those people unfortunately

>>593671
ferris is a girl, so

the novels even clearly state that ferris identifes as a woman

https://mckittrickhotel.com/sleep-no-more/
This is a crazy cool idea.
An immersive theatre retelling of Macbeth through a film noir lens.
But the stage is an entire hotel that the viewers are encouraged to move throughout and interact with the actors of as the story is told throughout the night performance.

well that sounds neat

>>593631
congratulations

oh how did I miss that

Hello Maria

>>593677
thank youuuu

>>593678
sup tonebone

tonthanytano

I think my upload capabilities have been shot
I wonder why

...or you can just upload in a new post when I didn't even tell you to....??????

fasinating

absolutely fascinating

/moe/ works in mysterious ways

it's been like that for me for a while
i should restart this computer actually

tonebone huh

what

I didn't expect that as a nickname.

I think the fact that to this day I still get the urge to replay bloodborne is a testament to how good it is.

there's an event going on right now
community event
lots of people playing, trying to renew the community for Halloween

Oh cool
It's a shame I haven't paid for ps+ in ages.

>>>/@PepitoTheCat/1056609591566495744?s=19
spooky

that's you

>tfw its so cold that youre mentally willing your hands to move but your fingers wont listen

it might be what kills me one day
if i keep doing mountains
it's what almost fucked up the Russia trip
and what almost got me locked out of my rented appartment right just now because i physically couldn't turn the key in the front door lock

Welcome to the north, Mersh.

I hate late nights in the middle of winter. Cold fingers are never a pleasant experience.

>>593696
nobody told me the arctic circle was going to be cold
that wasn't part of the deal

It's just assumed inclusive to the living experience.

>>593694
it's basically august here still

it's a really shitty feeling though - when your numb body won't do what you tell it to
like you're being betrayed by your own hands

tonight was just kind of unpleasant
but like, when I was doing Elbrus one of my crampons came off 5000m up in the middle of the night. and i just couldn't do the strap up again because my hands would not move at all no matter how much i willed it. and that actually could have killed me if there weren't other more experienced people around.

>>593695
maybe you ought to get some warmer gloves?

Maybe he doesn't even have a pair of gloves to begin with.
That feels kind of Marshy.

google says it's only -2C in Helsinki
That'd be bad without gloves

If they're in open air constantly, sure, maybe.
But like, if you've got a jacket with decently long sleeves or take advantage of pockets, that temperature's no big deal.
I can't remember where I kept my gloves last so the past few winters I've just gone without.

>>593703
is that you

>>593702
please do not use my name as a disparaging adjective

It's only disparaging if you want it to be, mate!

You're implying that it's something that is foolish and impulsive

something that i've never been guilty of in my life. .

Never, eh.

Well if it makes you feel better I pretty much immediately after confessed to not having gloves either.
And it definitely gets colder than -2C in the winter here.

Maybe try and keep your fingers moving while you're out in the cold. As long as they're wiggling, blood is circulating within them.
And with blood comes heat.

i own gloves
i own two pairs
i put one pair inside the other and its toasty warm
i just didn't wear them tonight.

i was foolish and impulsive when i left the house.

but still, what really concerns me is that one day it will happen in a situation where I'm really depending on getting my fingers to move

>>593711
Do you ever take those heat packets with you on important situations?
Stuffing one of those into your glove can really help with keeping heat in there.

>>593713
I'm thinking of times where you might need to take the gloves off
like to perform some dexterous, technical movement that isn't possible when your fingers are all padded up

Well if your two choices for a dexterous, technical movement are to do them while your fingers are padded up but warm, or open to the environment but freezing to the point of being uncooperative, you kind of have to gauge the situation and figure out which one is more preferable.
I think for turning a key at least you can do that while gloved up.

>>593714
get better gloves

leather gloves are some good shit
i got some common cotton gloves but they're shit
alright for warmth but can't do much in them
my leather gloves, though
they're real good

I doubt people from Florida even know how to put gloves on.

same could be said for a large population of Australians

>>593718
they do when they love the cold as much as me
plus i inherited all the warm clothes my grandfather wore when traveling through russia and ukraine in the winter

>>593687
become a mobile poster and you can be Tonephone

>>>/@DxGGEAUX/1056626344388227072?s=20

Ohio

hey rei

my computer really hates my router
been dropping constantly

Well you'd better go pick it up.

if only it were that simple
it's my sister's birthday today
I gotta think of what I can do for her

take her to the limit

Kirara what trick weapon or build should I do

I was wanting to do skill again but there's just so few

pizza cutter

hello how are we

hi hi
>>593732
that's a thought

I was reading something and despite putting the book down it kind of feels like my mind's still in it.

>>593733
Alright. Just finished another (un)pleasant family dinner.
how was your dinner last night?

I ate dinner and didn't talk or look at anyone very much!

bolsonaro won

>>>/@Gn_guignol/1056670514813509632

>>593737
Fish got referred to as "that' by my mother.
Sounds like we both enjoyed our dinners.

>>593738
Not big surprise.

>>593741
Always.

kirara is a cat now?

How awful

>>593740
Wow, is it because of the not Jewish thing?
Or because of her racial makeup?

>>593743
Racial makeup.

They were expressing their displeasure at Fish being back, well, mostly my mom, but Fish got upset and told her that we were getting married next weekend (we're not) and my mom stood up and said "you're marrying that?"

It was very unpleasant.

I can imagine.

>>593744Yeah, sounds pret
oops
yeah, sounds pretty awkward! Your mom is crazy.

>>593746
Yeah, she's hoping I'll change my mind.
When she saw Fish, she was like, "I thought we got rid of you!"

She's getting worse every time I see her now.

She was telling me she wants to learn archery for self-defense.

And when I mentioned the shooting that happened, I said the shooter used an AR-15, and my mom said "Great gun. I love mine."

Yeah, learning archery for self defense is pretty weird.

seems like it could be useful for defense against home invasion
not exactly for out and about in public though

Crossbow would be more ideal than a traditional bow for that thuogh.

bow would be very ineffective in home invasion unless you've got a super big house or something
a bow takes a good amount of time and room to fire

You need a fair bit of elbow room to draw a bow.
Would make it tricky for hallways or the like.
Less of an issue with a crossbow though.

the two rare times ive had home invasions attempts, i stopped/prevented it from the outside
>>593754
we had this discussion before and i was of the opinion that pulling a gun out is more likely to get you shot unless it was a rifle
i dont think it'll benefit us to have the discussion again though and i dont particularly want to

It really seems like pistols or shotguns would be best for home defense.

>>593754
Shotguns are the best because they're easiest to aim and don't go through walls and kill people on te other side s much
Although they're also really good for killing your own family members b mistake
*by

>>593753
Depending on the area
Many (possibly most) home invaders don't bring guns because that's *that adds a lot more to your prison time

nothin wrong with killing some family members by mistake

ya i was tryin to fend off a home invader but accidentally stabbed a family member 14 times
shit happens officer you understand

it couldn't be helped you know

it was just so dark that night yknow

is the subconscious part of the bully center of the brain

Anyways if I ever use a shotgun for self defense I'll leave it with less lethal ammo in it

Like rubber buckshot or something

people want to defend themselves so they can destroy themselves by themselves
it's weird

Wat

Oh nvm i get it

>if they ever find out, they'll send me somewhere awful to live, like... Ohio
RDR2 dropping serious shade on Ohio

Even back ten people knew Ohio sucked.
*then

I spent a couple days in Toledo, it wasn't that bad.
Rika's there, too, so how bad could it really be?

I don't really get the "Ohio sucks" meme. Ohio is a nice place.

I think it's pretty unremarkable, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Yeah, but being unremarkable is a neutral thing.
It seems like there are was worse places, like Mississippi or North Dakota.

Yeah, Mississippi is the worst place I've ever been.

What about south Georgia?

At least South Georgia has trees.
Mississippi is just grass and factories.

>South Georgia: At least we have trees

>>593772
north dakota is pretty wonderful
idk what youre talkin aboot

im hooked on a feeling

More than a feeling

I found this while looking at my image folders

did I find this image or did this image find me

who saved who

im gettin married y'all
eventually

hell yeah mf

Needless to say, I'm happy for you.

jan already agreed to be my best man
everyone else can be flower girls or whatever

oh i want to be the flower girl
congratulations

what if i make all the flower girls dress up like different flowers

ill dress up like a wallflower

happy hollow weiner moe

what are you going as

a cripple

What are y'all gonna give trick or treaters

>>593793
Nothing

>>593794
not even lead?

>>593795
Nope

>>593793
nothing, i won't get a single one

>>593797
how do you know

>>593798
He's going as a psychic for Halloween

>>593798
if you trick or treat here someone will call the police because there's a "no soliciting" rule and the complex is full of old white people who hate everyone

>>593800
Is this another Florida thing or just a Kiraras apartment block thinf

florida doesn't have a lot of trick or treating like less than 10% of the population is under the age of 21 or something

except in the cities

delicious chocolate-covered alligator eggs

i think parents have to be pretty insane to let their children trick or treat anymore in 2018
unless it's very specifically within a well-connected neighborhood
i already guarantee we'll hear some fucked up stuff but it won't be razorblades anymore

>>>/@Romulus_Himself/1053422149615132672

>>593805
lmao people scared their kids are getting weed edibles

>>593807
That'd be a fucking waste of weed.

>>593807
weddibles

tbh i'd rather my kid have weed edibles than all that sugar
let em chill out for a bit i could use the break

my dad's gettin a weed card out in arizona

i dm'ed someone some useful info and they're like
why did you dm me instead of tweet it? do you wanna tweet it so i can rt you? i dont wanna steal your thunder for finding this

i dont get it
what do i gain from a bunch of twitter attention besides more clutter and unwanted noise

most people on twitter are lookin for fame

that sounds awful

this timeline has been so weird
i can't wait to go back to my own, not sure how i ended up here

yeah id keep hoppin if i could

the very first day of the haruhi news break, a ton of /pol/ headed straight for my wiki and blasted the comments with all sorts of hate speech since they knew it was gonna be visited by academicians and stuff
wikia had been rebranded under fandom so i couldn't recover my password by email for some reason
i got really lucky and remembered the login credentials though and cleared all that shit out

then i got labeled the banksy of mathematics and had a bunch of normies digging through my cringey old ragnarok online forum posts from a decade ago trying to find me so they could get twitter fame

>>593817
Oh wait, you solved it?

no i was the facilitator and archivist for all of that stuff
i contributed to the work with three others over a period of a month or so
the thing that was being cited was a very specific approach about how to model the problem with directed graphs which was one of the posters' contributions
i wouldn't have taken credit for it if i did solve it though
i did some refining work after that point too but that specific breakthrough can't be attributed to me
but people thought it was me since i was involved

Oh, okay

it's all been very surreal

from all of it i've learned that this is a very bad era to have attention or fame
everything is too public
im happy in my private little bubble

rip gab.ai
too impure for this world

rest in pee that is
shitty website

what is it
or was it

just like a twitter offshoot
they got their servers frozen because they the gave the synagogue shooter a microphone without any moderation

oh wait is that the one that tried to have limited entry when it started or something
i think i remember that

very nice thank you

i am going to get fucking drunk tonight god dammit

enjoy it
i wish there was non-alcoholic beer that didn't taste like shit
i found some alcohol-free distilled spirits i want to try out though when i get the money

how does that even work
what is a distilled spirit other than alcohol and water with a little flavorings at most?

im not exactly sure but there's a company that does it and it sounds really good
let me see if i can find it
>We’re a lot of the same methods and techniques, but with a different angle. We’ll start with macerations of the individual plants with neutral grain spirit and water at a specific ratio for a specific amount of time. We will then use distillation to do two things: one, we can remove the small amounts of alcohol because it has a different boiling point than water. And two, we can use distillation to capture and concentrate the flavor that's left from the maceration.

i'm guessing that it would have the very intense aromatic flavor that you would still sip, like one would sip spirits, and could be appreciated in that same kind of way
and that's what i really like about bourbon anyway, and tbh the alcohol kind of kills it for me at this point
i like having my senses sharp enough to appreciate the stimulation of the flavor

ah makes sense
I'm not sure if it will taste very similar since alcohol is part of the flavor profile but I'd like to give it a shot
if they made a non alcoholic Gin that actually tasted like Gin that would be awesome

yeah for sure it'd be a little bit different
mocktails are getting kind of popular now
but im sure there'd be something missing with non-alcoholic bourbon straight
i just want that deep, rich kind of experience without the alcohol
but normal drinks are all so sugary and sweet and stuff

>>593835
Gasoline would be non alcoholic and taste like gin.

come to think of it, pomegranate juice and blueberry juice are very not sweet and have that deep flavor
they're both awfully expensive though

I've never had blueberry juice before.

Night

pomegranate juice is good
>>593837
gasoline has alcohol in it dummy

almost every gas station has up to 10% ethanol in it here

how do these strands of my hair keep finding their way to my mouth

I think I still get that every now and then but not so much anymore
who knows
mysteries of the universe

For the amount of hair I have, surprisingly little of it ends up in my mouth.

my brother's hair went to a big afro when he decided to grow it out so he never has to worry about that
mines really wavy though and can easily get in my way

>>593844
i think maybe it's because my bangs are too long
maybe eventually they'll be long enough and heavy enough to stay away from my mouth
>>593845
all yours goes sideways like weird al

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question for switch owners
how much of a disadvantage is the main controller for multiplayer
I've never actually played our switch at home but I imagine it's like the wii u equivalent
>>593855
thank

yes

>>593853
What sort of disadvantage are you talking about? Latency? Comfort? Targeting with a control stick?

probably comfort
I think I'll scrap the idea of getting a multiplayer game though, since Nintendo's pricing irks me so

>>593853
it is somewhat small and difficult to get used to
it is probably the most uncomfortable controller i've ever used but it is perfectly functional i suppose
unless you're playing for several hours and have arthritis it isn't a huge deal i guess but the experience is not something i would call a disadvantage over
the only multiplayer game i really play on the switch is mario kart though and that game has fairly simple controls
i haven't found it difficult to use in dark souls after playing with it for a good while i say it's an ok controller

Kind of depends on the person too.
I've found it pretty comfortable but I've got smaller hands than most.
The layout can be kind of weird since the control sticks aren't level with each other but that's something that's pretty easy to adapt to.
Also some games like Splatoon take advantage of the motion tracking of the controller, which is arguably a more accurate aiming than even a mouse for some.
It makes interacting wit h the games kind of weird but definitely a unique experience.

When it comes to long-term exhaustion I've played Monster Hunter for hours and hours on end without any real hand strain, so I think the controller in both standard formates is pretty comfortable.
And the other weirder styles are even more comfortable since you're just holding them like, well I don't really know what that would be like.
But it's pretty comfortable even if weird.

And I know it's probably not too appealing an option but there's always the Pro controller if you want a more traditional experience.

>>593867
>>593868
ah, thanks, that's really helpful
I think all in all I'll hold out on getting a multiplayer game for a while
might even consider getting another pro controller too

the only disavantage i can think of after wracking my rick and morty size brain for video games is it's more difficult to press the face buttons, move the analog stick, and keep a finger on the shoulder buttons with the claw style grip
still possible but takes some practice to get used to

Yeah, playing Monster Hunter I still find myself some times going into weird hand positions to make sure I can press buttons and still have fingers on both sticks.

That hasn't been an issue with other third-person games I've played like Odyssey or Breath of the Wild though.

that's just because capcom and from software are centuries behind every other developer on 3D camera

holy shit doug what did you do

fuck

He posted in the wrong thread!
And also probably stayed up all night over-analyzing video.

Essay writing is a pain.

Yeah it really is.
I like writing but there's so much groundwork that goes into writing an essay that's nowhere near as fun.

>>593951
life is a pain

he's the angriest critic you ever heard

Doubt.

hi im an angry gay critic and i hate the most popular good shit lately because it's easy to get a lot of hits on my review and i don't even know what really bad shit is like

It's easy to get into the feeling of shitting on things.
It's fun and feels good in a sense.

I'm watching this week's Doctor Who and aaadasdasfasdasdasfadsasd.
There's giant spiders involved and they are absolutely terrifying.

>>594033
it feels good to shit 8/10 -ign
>>594034
could you imagine giant tarantulas though
they would be super fluffy

you're only scared of them because you don't understand them

I would say I understand spiders probably decently, better than the average.
It's not a matter of fearing the unknown, it's more experience.
Cobwebs are unpleasant, feeling them on you is unpleasant, imagining getting bitten by one is unpleasant.

i was definitely not being serious haha

>>594033
it's easy to be a critic
You don't have to worry about getting shit on yourself while you get to tear down everyone else

>>594044
yeah why are people bringing up cobwebs when talking about spiders
aren't cobwebs just those things corn grows on

i'm scared of being molested because it's never happened to me haha

>>594037
luckily ive never been bitten by a cobweb

Yeah I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Simply the worst.

>>594038
Yeah I had an inkling sorry.

you ever notice how cobwebs are everywhere but you never see any cobs

>>594037
wait a second what do cobwebs have to do with spiders

Cobwebs are abandoned spiderwebs!
Or well usually abandoned.

actually cob is just an old word for spider

corncobwebs

corn on the web

>>594045
yeah but if you touch a cobweb it means there hasn't been a spider there for a long time!
and it's not even usually very sticky and gross anymore

I dunno I've found them to always be clingy and an unpleasant texture.
It's definitely a subjective thing but it's a thing I can't handle.

>>594052
wait google what corn contains?
>>594050
i dunno spider webs are gross to touch but cobwebs are usually covered in so much dust it doesn't feel as gross to me
i guess i mainly just don't like the sticky stuff

dammit google

>>594051
i guess people wanna know how much corn is in their corn

>>594053
we've cut costs by allowing the FDA approved level of human bone and tissue in our corn improving profit by 0.4%

man there's meat products that say like 20% water added and stuff
so if you're buying 12oz of meat you're really getting 10oz of meat that's been pumped full of water so the price per ounce looks better
i really get bothered by that when i am on a budget and trying to price shop and think im getting a good deal but then it's way less than it seemed

i only eat 60% water meat
i call it soup

waterbone sandwich

>>594055
i generally stay away from anything that seems less than authentic like that so i don't eat meat a lot
i guess lately i haven't been eating a lot anyway though haha

i havent been drinking so ive been eating a lot more

My eating's been getting kind of, well I don't really know the word for it.
But I've been eating like a single meal a day and then maybe some times some light things throughout the day.
That single meal's been getting really large though and that's not an ideal way to be eating.

if cow milk can pass regulations for human consumption, i dont understand why we can't sell human milk at the store
it's not that strange of a concept

but if we legalize it the corporations are literally going to overmilk women
we'd have to createal a lot of labor laws to protect women from profit hungry corporations
we must form the milk union

suddenly thought of this

oh gosh this beer is 8.6% i thought it was normal beer

>>594062
is it even illegal?

They need to seize their means of production

>>594065
yes it is illegal to sell human based products

my phone wanted to correct products into orifices

i guess all the letters in the words are pretty close to each other

I am but a simple man who wants to get his chores done but somehow life finds a way

>>594065
i started doing ranked mahjong again but it didn't pick up my old place, not sure how to do that
so im back at the start again

>>>/@VR0NLINE/917613611102515200?s=20

>>594070
Good luck!
I think it wipes stats after a certain amount of time if you haven't logged in for a while
Blazing through to the dan levels isn't too long imo at least

I haven't played ranked in a while. I had a bad run a month ago, and there's less time with work
Let's make it all the way to tenhoui

teh rain

or snow I was on the go and couldn't open it

I'm taking a 15 minute break from finishing my essay.
What is a good way to destress and clear my head, I guess I could go for a short smoke break.

de är snee
*den

Finished and submitted.
Now to die.

three accidents along the way
and man did 80% of the people drive like pussies

>>>/watch?v=HYnlmGOZibQ

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