Thread #402902

you said it

thanks

Cool
A new thread

So instead of making low offers on soon to end ebay coin auctions I'm buying magic cards off Craigslist.

>>>/watch?v=PzJQnLsR7WM

my client was asking me about physics stuff a few weeks ago and saying he was showing his kids some outer space videos for his young kids
so i suggested him some youtube channels about physics
and i guess i didn't register that the videos i suggested were like high school level things and beyond and his kids are like 5 years old
so he was a little puzzled when he tried to put them on
being a real human bean is hard

Assume he's not braindead and put on more suitable videos.

It's more I'm worried that he thinks I'm braindead
"wtf this person is crazy"

My new neighbors are super fucking suspicious.

>>402927
That's kind of funny.

Nah, you might have just thought too far ahead.
But now you've established a criteria.

i told him yeah, they probably wouldn't be ready for quantum physics until they're at least eight
he brought it up in a humored manner but i instinctively think of what was probably going through his mind when he put it on the tube for his 5 year olds and wife and the point at which they decided, "Yeah we gotta put somethin else on for the kiddos."

>Honey what is this stuff
>My marketing specialist suggested it, i dunno
>what the fuck
>yeah idk it's some crazy person

hello hello

wow you're here late
stop dying

There was an incident at work and I was held up for a couple of hours.

You need to be free

So where are all of our friends?

A bus

300 orbs and no myrrh

I have no orbs from trying to get flying Azuna.
It's a shame.
FEH had not been kind to me lately.

i didn't even get green orbs in probably 40% of my rolls
i'm pretty sure it's fuckin RIGGED

Yeah, I have had that problem chasing Azuna.
There are way less greens than other colors.

i got 5* Eirika x2, Chrom, Cordelia, Julia, Sonya, L'Archel

mostly worthless stuff
eirika has swift sparrow and sonya has res ploy
i guess chrom has aether but i don't have a lot of use for that usually
and i don't generally use brave weapons

I don't know where my phone is. Hopefully it's not in the clothes that I put in the washing machine.
I don't even think I can muster frustration over it if I did.

>>402944
>>402943
I got like a Fae with bad IVs while doing for Azuna. That's all.
I am up to 5% now on my pity rate.
Not sure if I'll spend a few bucks to get my 5 off it or not.

i don't understand why you spent so many orbs on flying azura in the first place

does she dance

yeah but she's not worth 200 orbs
there are a lot of dancers
and azura? is not a very good character

Azura is perfectly ok

>>402949
Well, it's not like she has many of the other dancers.

I was so tired today I forgot to deposit my paycheck.
Good job Ko-
You did it Ko-

I was thinking of maybe getting a phone to get FEH
But I heard that Celeste came out and while I can get it on PC
I think I'd rather make that my first Switch purchase.

>>402951
She has the best dancer and Inigo.

but inigo dancer isn't a cute girl

neither is azura

>>402947
She is a flying dancer who fills out my flying team well.
If I had known Myrhh was coming with dragon buffs, I probably would not have rolled for her

i don't personally believe myrhh is actually in the game yet

>Hone Dragons

>>402955

>>402959
let's be fair ton
the ton "cute character" endorsement is not worth much

>>402958
wow are those even pixels or is there nothing there at all

I don't know ToN. What does a vagina even look like?
You can't ask me these kinds of things.

so pure

I'm just upset.
And in pain.
And mildly sick.
Which makes the pain worse.
Which makes the upset constant.

>>402941
i got three bartres man

>>402965
i got 5
and 6 barsts

yeah but i rolled six times
two were blue and one was red
the best i got was a 4* nowi

>>402953
I have Olivia and Inigo.

A flying dancer for my flying team would be great.

>>402968
i just said you had olivia and inigo

You said she had Ninian and Inigo

ninian dont dance you fuck

>>402971
>>402971
>>402971

she just pulls up her pants (lol Azura)
and does the rockaway

i really miss my winian

Ninian is why I quit the first time.
I spent a loooooooot of orbs trying to get her.

i rolled on 5 orbs and got myrrh finally

BUT SHE'S +SPD

i would like myrrh
i've got some dragons that currently don't have a home

>>402976
Is spd a bad IV for her?

>>402978
it's the worst IV for her but she's still amazing
i need to get distant counter for her eventually

I hope she'll be available on a later banner since Azura ruined everything.

Myrrh's art is so good.
I think it's one of the best CGs in the game.

>>402980
I hope so, too.
It'll be hard to get +s for her.
I got a new 4* Nowi today, so I can get my Nowi up to +4 at least.

i got my reinhardt to +5 today

Hang out with me in the doesn't care about his tier group

>>402981
Yeah, she's cute.
I predicted that she'd be end of Jan or early Feb awhile ago.
i wish I'd listened to my own prediction and saved orbs.

>>402983
too busy in the can't play, can't bother tier

this cough makes my arm come out of its socket tier

weekends dont exist tier

Do you have the flu, blue?

I don't even know what that entails

Fever, chills, cough, soreness.

I can't tell if the soreness is caused by the sickness or the work
all i have is a cough
and i am surrounded by rocks for hours
and a consistently dropping desire to do anything
like finishing this very

post

>>402992
reply

a joke so bad that I coughed and hit the bridge of my nose on the table
i'm sorry

i'm not

time to find my phone
set up a spit bag
and sleep

Mined 5 free orbs time to roll

4* Cecilia

thats not a cute girl

>>402990
Oh yeah, I saw your email yesterday.
I hope you don't think I was blaming you.

well i saw it today technically but it's from yesterday

>>403000
Oh no, I didn't think you were blaming me.
I was just feeling guilty for being neglectful the past few days and I saw people being bored!

>>402999
It's a cute boy, though!

Eeeeehhhhhh not really

My new neighbors are so suspicious.
I hope they don't stay long.

>>403001
Feeling guilty, huh?

>>403003
Of course neglecting my moes would make me feel guilty!

I've been kinda off this week because I had a one day weekend.


What is going on with your neighbors?

>>403004I've been
wow
>>403004
I've been a bit busy lately, too.

Every single day this week, when I've come home from anywhere, I park like normal, and then within a minute, my new neighbors show up and park right next to me.
Even though I come home at different hours of the day every day. On Monday, I went home at like 11:30 and they arrived right after me, and then I left around 12:30, and their car was just sitting out there in the parking lot, running, with no one inside. And then when I got home again later that night, they pulled in right after me again.
And similar stuff has been happening all week. Especially the car running with no one in it.
I've only seen the people once and only one of them, and they just glared at me.
It's really suspicious!

Also I got a glance through their window and they have no furniture even though they've been here a week.

They're government spies sent to watch you

Rate my new apartment

is this an apartment for ants

>>403005
Is it cold?
People leave their cars running all the time here.

The other day at the bank, I walked past a police car that the cop left running in the parking lot!
So lax!

>>403008
Is Sugoi your new roommate?

>>403007
No, government spies wouldn't be so obvious.
No spies would be so obvious.

>>403010
No, it's like 70 degrees out.

>>403010
I don't think so my roomie doesn't play WoW

>>403011
Well, it's a little weird to do it when it's 70.
I wonder why.

You usually do it when you don't want the inside of your car to turn super freezing.

>>403013
Yeah. It's super suspicious.

The most suspicious part is that literally nobody that might come after me would do it like that.

Even if it's suspicious, what evil motive would they have for doing it?
Maybe they're ghosts.

I was also thinking that they might not be human.

Maybe they're aliens who have slipped themselves into those flimsy meatsuits.

The likelihood of it being something dangerous is incredibly low so I don't want to go full Kirara and start monitoring them or anything, but it makes me feel really suspicious.

They just want an autograph bro

Back from magic

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/dragon-ball-fighterz-include-show-accurate-15-hour-long-matches/

I got this card today

Well, technically I got the original version from magic origins but it does the same thing.

>>403016
Ghosts need cars too, there isn't anything wrong with a ghost car.

Fuck
I got current with the shitty isekai ln i was reading.
Well, current as in "read every translated chapter".

>>403023
I'm fine with ghosts or vampires or whatever they might be.
Even aliens, I'm fine with. I don't mind.
I just want to know for sure what the deal is so I don't have to be paranoid.

>>403025
What about dybbuks?

>>403025
Maybe they're nice ghosts!
You should get to know them.

>>403027
I don't really want to get to know them, or anything. They play loud music and it annoys me.
I just want to know what the deal this.
Because as it is, it's super sus!

>>403026
Yeah, that's fine, too.

Also in retrospect, fear of being possessed by a dybbuk as a child really aggravated my ocd.
When I was very young I heard a story about someone being possessed by a dybbuk that transformed into a hair and hid inside the person's glass of milk. And when they drank it it possessed them. So I became obsessively hypervigilant about making sure there were no hairs in my food or drink.

>>403029
wew

When I was still religious I was a very superstitious person.

>>403028
What kinda music do they play?
Is it loud?

>>403032
It's like, bollywood and Indian stuff.

Are they Indian?

nope

>>403033
My roommate in college was SUPER into bollywood.
I didn't get it.

>>403036
Maybe your roommate became a crazy ghost family living underneath me.

Weird

Do they look like they're in their early thirties?

I don't think so but I've only seen one of them

>>403037
I don't think so, she joined the military.

Rika had a roommate?

>>403041
Maybe she's back

Anyway there's just a lot of weird stuff with them that triggers me and makes me feel paranoid
obviously the chances of it being anything dangerous to me are extremely low though

>>>/@nickwiger/956655142874435584

Do kids even prank call anymore.
I haven't ever heard of kids from my generation ever doing it.

>>403045
I feel like it's dead

hard to do now
people used to prank call the suicide line though

>>403047
scum

>>403048
def

>>>/@sattou0/956541971937443840

>>403043
Yeah, you should be careful and give them the benefit of the doubt!

>>403051
I'm at least functional enough to not go after people.

YET.

Yeah I'm getting worse slowly so I'll probably lose it eventually
i was thinking about getting therapy

Just don't worry! Be happy.

Always remember happy day

I don't feel safe without a knife so I actually sneak a knife into counseling rooms so i can be comfortable

my hypervigilance is really the only thing getting worse though
it has been slowly getting worse for a while but it made a big leap lately
and my trauma class has me thinking about my own trauma s
I'm not dangerous but I worry that I could potentially become dangerous in the future if my hypervigilance continues getting worse
I think I'm actually doing better with everything but that

>>403057
I know that feel, I have a knife with me almost 100% of the time when I go out.
Although really this particular knife isn't great for self defense since its in a multitool.

Gosh Kirara I was just being a dumb jokester I'm sorry I said something that's actually a worry for you.

And that sounds really snarky in retrospect I'm actually feeling bad for it.

It's not like something I lose sleep over or anything!
It's kind of funny.

I think that's a little too hypervigilant!

That's why I'm thinking about getting help.

I started considering bringing a bigger knife but I know I don't need it and I don't want to let myself slip anymore.
I'm trying hard to learn how to be human again but there are still roadblocks.
I'm still sleeping with an eight inch knife under my pillow.

Maria

>>403064
>>>/watch?v=Cz6e3ndmSuY

>>403064
I actually did that for a while, but when I left for college my mom found it and freaked out.
She hid it while I was gone.
I found it though.

>>403064
You should ween youreslf off that.
You can't take knives into restricted areas.

>>403068
Technically, I can.
Nobody checks clients for weapons and a client brought a gun to a session once last year.
So I just keep it in my briefcase.

I do refrain from bringing weapons into government facilities usually
but that's it

Make that a little more consistent than just "usually"!

I'm trying to get better.

What the fuck
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/trv/d/wanted-time-machine-need-to/6467743283.html

🤔

Hi B.

hi anno

What's shaking, smoked bacon?

hi

its too hot

A friend of mine in Ausland had the tires on his bicycle melt into the road as he was going down the road.
You people are in some really hot weather.

anime ! >>403081 →

>>403072
Work hard!

M O N S T E R H U N T E R

ARE YOU FUCKING READY

Oh, is that out?

I found some anime figs on Craigslist
Including a mysterious heroine x figurine
https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/clt/d/fate-and-hatsune-miku-figures/6469383677.html

>>403107
yeah it just barely came out
i'm DOWNLOADING

Oh, neat. I hope it's good.

Fuck
The guy with the figures is really fucking far away

I expected the lizard girl to be that kind of other thread actually.

>>403108
>not offering a price
I would like a baseball seibah though

>>403121
Dude there are sso mamany ffucking things that I coukd complain about for Craigslist posts but it justs takes too much time

bang are you anime tonight?

craigslist is fucking dead around my city

That's cause you're in the middle of nowhere

>>403128
Correction: Capital of the middle of nowhere
ALso I think people use trademe instead

>>403126
monster hunter
i'm sorry
the wild calls to me

>>403108
>>403129
https://www.trademe.co.nz/toys-models/figurines-miniatures/action-figures/anime/auction-1528328714.htm?rsqid=2fd0c09a01bc42a6845c8b1a401ee67f

N O I C E

>>403079
fuckin oath

Bored

good morning moe

good moe morning anno

thanks

Good /moe/rning

I found my ff14 collector's edition journal
ive been using it as a work log
i hope it's not valuable or something from being the ff14 1.0 collector's edition
it's a nice journal though

>>403157
hello!

>>403164
It's probably not so valuable that you'd get serious money for selling it off.

Wasn't launch FF14 shit?
Don't see why anyone would want the collectors edition

>>403169
your up early

It's cool how in this kitchen I can turn the microwave and the toaster oven on at the same time without blowing a fuse or tripping the circuit breaker.
Parts of the electrical system at my old place were literally over 100 years old.

MARIA!

>>403176
mate of mine lives in a house that has two kitchens on the same group
so if they both turn their ovens and water boiler on, the fuse trips or whatever you call it
pretty dumb

>>403177
REI

>>403178
Breakers trip, fuses burn out
The difference being that a tripped breaker is just a heavy duty switch that is turned off, all you have to do is go to the breaker and flip it back, but a burnt out fuse has to be replaced

>>403180
ah makes sense
he has breakers, but my house still has fuses
I'm glad nothing ever burns here

>>403179
You should learn calculus

>>403182
I probably should

You should learn to suck dick as well as I can but tbh I doubt you have the talent

>I probably should
this is my life's motto

>>403185
Right?

>>403185
>I'll do it sometime later

>>403187
Stop

Although actually this week I did get a lot done
So I feel relatively good

>>403188
No
START
I NEED TO START

Okay

Start with this
>>>/watch?v=rXOGLlKuvzU
This guy's lecture videos are really good.

no start with THIS
*whips out cock*

If the tip of your penis moved as fast as the tip of a whip, it would tear itself off if you're lucky.

>>403194
>what are metaphors and similies and analogies

good to know, thanks for the tip

>>403195
son, who are you quoting?

>>403197
My brains thoughts

>>403196
Yeah, I'll bet you like the tip.

>>403197
DAD?!?!
HOLY SHIT DAD I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TEN YEARS
DAD WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG

I had some trouble returning those video tapes

>>403201
smh should've just torrented it

>>403202
but that is illegal and immoral

What country are you in?
There are interesting technicalities regarding the legal status of torrenting/downloading and what not deoending on your jurisdiction

>>403203
Piracy is highly immoral and I don't care
Oh god I love being unethical

Morals and ethics are different

>>403204
netherlands, so it's pretty illegal
still do it though fuck the police

>>403206
Tell me more

>>403206
yeah do go on

>>403208
>>403209
I need to go do some quick review first.

Tell me why the difference matters in casual conversation

Because fuck you that's why.
As an excercise talk amongst yourselves and determine the difference between what is good and what is right.

ethics are morals, except the person using the word ethics thinks his morals trump others and should thus be standard in society

Thanks Trump

no problem mate
see you in 2020

>>403212
Something that's right may not necessarily be something good because it's simply the least worst option available

You're studying chemistry right?

yeah, doing a materials master in chemical engineering

Yeaaah
Water you learning about right now?

>>403216
Wrong
The correct answer is "Your index finger fits right in your butthole, but its not good to stick your finger in your butt.".

>>403219
how to make "advanced" ceramics, so things like powder preparation and further processing and stuff
also some processes about making stuff from polymers

Oh neat
I know a guy who has soecialized in ceramics for like 40 years.

>>403220
it may not be good, but it feels good

>>403223
Jan?

I don't need to be jan to have prostate ;-)

>>403221
there are ceramic superconductors
i wonder how difficult the material is to produce

>>403226
as far as I understand, almost all of them are ceramic yeah
but we didn't cover those advanced ceramics, that's why I put ceramics in ""
it had more to do with making layers or membranes and stuff like that, so just more "advanced" than pots and plates

>>403226
Difficult, but some are harder than others

Isn't prostate stimulation supposed to be healthy?
>>403230
on?

>>403229
depends

>>403227
advanced in ""*

>>403228
post of the year right here boys
look at that revolutionary way of thinking

>>403227
Non ceramic super conductors have bern around for a while
Ceramic ones only came out in the 80's
It just so hapoens that the cerakic ones require less cooling so are used more

>>403229
i mean nothing is uniformly healthy
it can help some issues
but there are a lot of muscles down there that can get really messed up by improper use so overdoing it or doing it when you've got issues with those areas already probably isn't healthy if it leads to rectal distress

kind of like squatting vs upright sitting when pooping, you really shouldn't sit upright
it messes up the gi tract and the muscles around it

>>403233
ah yeah the picture on wikipedia has a lot of metals

>>403233
i don't think they're used more

>>403234
Thank you for explaining this to me

>>403236
Err
Depending on the application

If you need a super conductor but can't cool it as much you go with ceramic "high" temperature superconductors

can I just grab a plate from the cupboard and use it as a superconductor?

Rei how do I cool my external HD during summer

>>403227
Not all of them use layers
But those ones have a more interesting synthesis

>>403241
liquid helium

>>403243
This

Okay I'll just pour it on the external every now and then

ever seen liquid helium flow upwards?
it's p dank

>>403241
ice cubes and fan

>>403246
No
>>>/watch?v=sSBTpaBid_Q
wow heah this is neat

>>403247
How do I use the ice cubes
I feel like just sticking them on the hd would get the water inside it

>>403246
Hell yeah

Also hydrogen sulfide is a ssuoer conductor to 150 K at 200 GPa
Err at 150 K and 200 GPa

>>403246
nigger just put a video up of water flowing and turn your screen upside down
voila what a fuckin sensation

>>403251
It's different

your different

>>403248
literally just keep a tray of ice cubes next to it to cool the air around it and a fan (pointing away from the HD) to push its hot air away

>>403254
alright I'll do this

Oh yeah its summer for you

Cumdog Millionaire

geothermal activity is cool this guys fence has smoke coming out of it

I don't think a burning fence qualifies as geothermal activity

>>403259
no it's actually geothermal activity the fence is always like that

maybe it's similar to the burning bush

It's the burning tire stack of nz

fuckin shitheads out here were burning tires today
disgusting
i wanna kill them
they'll get people sick

>to 150 K at
Fuck
Meant to copy and paste something else

Maria, did you syart watching that lecture video yet?

I wonder if my waifu really loves me

>>403265
no I'll do it later

Also those lectures were filmed over 40 years ago, but the lecturer in them replies to people's comments on them on YouTube.

>>403266
what have you got to offer her

>>403267
yeah tomorrow is another day right

>>403269
not much, just some fun and cuddles :(

>>403270
who is this girl
I'll set you up with her I'll wing man you

>>403272
Wat ***watch this dick now

>>403267
Watch it now

>>403271

>>403271
her name is Nase Izumi
do you know her personally?

maybe this is my life's motto

>>403274
no I couldn't watch her movie the first one was boring

>>403276
wait there's more than one?

>>403277
Wait shit I fucked up I confused Kyoukai no Kanata with those type moon movies

>>403279
I dunno what it is man I just couldn't get into it

Fuck you
Kara no Kyoukai is fucking great
I'm gonna make you watch them eventually

no you're right it does have a second movie wtf
first movie is recap of series and second apparently happens after the series
I gotta watch this shit fuck

Also it's not by Type-Moon
Nasu wrote the Kara no Kyoukai novels before Type-Moon was formed.

>>403280
>first movie is recap of series
Is it just the first movie that's boring then

Kyoukai no Kanata
Kara no Kyoukai
Kyouran Kazoku Nikki

Kyouran Kazoku Nikki is so good.

>>403282
dunno I haven't seen the second yet
I liked the series though, didn't find it very boring

Maria have you played Tsukihime?

is animbytes borked or something
can't find peers

can't find pears

Going bed
Yasumi

enjoy your nap

>>>/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

gonna be a dirt nap

bgchcggghjuyt

seven in the afternoon

eyes the sze of the moon

I am getting good at omelettes

>>>/watch?v=RQmqcaS5LIM

>Myrrh is classed as flying

SHE CAN GET DRAGON BUFFS AND FLIER BUFFS

/moe/ so I'm sitting outside the courtroom rn for my jury duty and all these other people brought h
their letter that we receive
and I don't have mine
and now I'm like mmmmmmm

>expected to make rational judgements about the balances of probability
>can't even remember a piece of paper

congratulations you just escaped jury duty

all according to plan.

also happy 'STRALYA DAY
cunts

grab your lamingtons. grab your vegemite. grab your digeridoo

We're heading out to King Hit cunts waiting at the bus interchange

it's too hot I wanna die
australia day sucks

we can bash this poofter >>403309
on the way there.

and if you're not wearing the Southern Cross as a cape you can't come.

didn't even have the hottest 100
how am I meant to shitpost

oh I'm sure you'll find a way

but it's not the same!

nothing in life is ever the same.
transition is the nature of the universe

what did you even end up doing
besides blowin dudes for spare change

gettin' 50 dollaridoos an hour to be a wagecuck on a public holiday

fuckin nice
I walked for 5 hours or so

Extra, I hope?

>>403318
solid effort.

>>403302
that sounds like a crime

I am also now FIRST AID CERTIFIED

so if anyone here starts bleeding or something I know what to do.

Just stick a tampon in the wound that's what the army do

pretty much. that's how you fix most things.

My first aid kit has nothing in it except for tampons.

>>403320
and as a reward I get to spay aloe vera in my face every now and then

>>403327
what a thrilling life you lead

SPEAKING OF DISAPPOINTMENTS

can you believe I sat in court for like 5 days, and didn't see ONE person lose their shit and have to be restrained

that's why you start your fights
throw out something thatw\ will cause an uproar

but then I will be the one who is getting restrained.

you're not thinking right
what even were the cases

Those Corrective Services guys they have down at the Magistrates Court are BIG motherfuckers, too. Like seven foot tall.

that's why I wanted to see them in action.

oh. there were heaps of different cases.
A lot of it was just applying for bail
after getting arrested for not complying with their release conditions
the last time they were given bail

a lot of domestic violence stuff too.

oh
now I wish they were restrained too

It's real easy to breach a Family Violence order though.
It doesn't mean they were all slapping their wives around.

A lot of them just did stupid shit like calling them up on the phone when they were not supposed to. Or coming within 100 meters of their property.


One guy was arrested because he was in the House drunk, when the FV order specified that he had to stay sober at all times.

Well I mean
If you're pushing and poking at a restraining order, it's not cause you just want what's best for the other person
That's deliberate, threatening behavior

what happens a lot of the time is that the man and women make up. the guy moves back in
then they have another fight
then the woman calls the cops and he's arrested for breaching the order.

Not always. there was some nasty domestic abuse stuff too where the guy definitely should have been locked up.
but those ones usually aren't given bail in the first place

it's not like I can say much about cases I don't know about, so
And besides I'm not into the whole justice system thing to begin with either

one creepy motherfucker broke through her bedroom window and was watching her while she slept

the fuck

Shockingly, he wasn't granted bail

I'll tell you guys another weird fact

all the people I saw working for the Department of Public Prosecution
were insanely hot women.
In their mid to late 20's.

my theory:

it's part of the punishment.

It's not enough to just be told that you're scum.
You have to hear it from a beautiful woman

well actually it's probably because when dealing with petty matters down at the Magistrates they DPP sends their most junior lawyers.


and anyone intelligent and high-achieving enough to get a job with the DPP in the first place is likely to be motivated enough to look after themselves and take care of their health too.




but I like my theory better.

jokes on them I'm a masochist

because it is

it's all of them. Not just one or two.
But every single one I saw.
at least an 8/10+

Maybe the women are stuck in the lower ranks

it's a conspiracy

im so happy

chicken and dump

Dump and pump

M O N S T E R H U N T E
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

On PS4?

YE BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ohio

Now that I have this card and am putting it in a deck, I think I'm obligated to print out that dril tweet and tape it to the card

so is three black knight 1 zelgius the optimal armored team

of course we are going to spend the final day of training explaining every urban dictionary sex position that involves scat

Wow.

im sitting here like no dont tell them what an Alabama hot pocket is. theyre going to repeat it over and over

they repeated it nine times

I'm so sorry, Blue.

I'm going to say I don't understand that phrase but I have no inclination to learn what it is.

at least its the last day
>>403369
good

Are hotpockets good
They don't sell them here

I've never really liked them.
I'd rather get a panzerotti/calzone from a pizza place.
Or just find some other combination of grain, tomato sauce, and cheese.

its ooooverrr
time to get home and ace this exm
i went through it. i need to do more research on a third of the questions
but i should be good

Good luck on your magic thing.

>>>/@kassyapple/956914863246323712
I don't quite get this meme but it's still kind of amazing.

>>>/@kassyapple/956914983035703296
Like pretty fucking amazing.

>>>/@kassyapple/956915266226655234
Like something magical.

I slept for 5 hours when I was gonna nap for 1 hour
Still sleepy, been up an hour now

That's how it always goes.

Yup.
How it always goes.

Sleep? what is sleep?

LET ME SLEEP PLEASE
I AM A MAN HALF HUMAN

>>403365
wyat

Good evening ko-
Let's get that exam done

>>403383
wow blue is super lewd as ever!

it's not even lewd
it's gross
I am so glad that I don't have to be with that group anymore.
But at the same time, I am worried about what group I am going to find tomorrow night.

ooh heaven is a place on earth

what if god was one of us

So is Hell, and it's in New Jersey.

Norway, too

run like hell

It's FRIDAY

Fridays are so good

I had a one day weekend last weekend too.
So this Friday is super welcome.

This "open book" test sure is nice.

>>403392
Welcome home

today was Very Good

Today was okay, I guess. I'm glad the work week is over.

I'm getting rid of that problem client with the sister.
And I'm getting a crazy client that gets manic and trashes her house.

Maniac? More like WOKE

manic not maniac

What's the difference

maniac has different connotations and is a layperson word while manic is a clinical term that means an extremely elevated mood

Yeah, it's weird how the words are so close but so far.

>>403399
Manic episodes are pretty interesting.
It would be nice to be able to harness the power of mania.

that sounds intense

>>403404
My hypomania is a big source of strength

also my perfect client said he saw me wearing my hat somewhere and now he knows im real because my hat is cool and reminds him of the Write Brothers

oshit I saw a bunch of deer
like 6 of them

doe, a deer

otakara otakara

>>>/@GalvarinoChilly/956877401354588161

i love finding these heated debates about whether jesus was black or not based on the assumption that africans originated in /// humans originated in Africa as if we know the skin color of early humans or as if 2000 years ago, the skin color of the earliest humans played a role in the skin colors

But plenty of Africans are white though

>>403399
Oh no
That's a shame, I hope he gets the help he needs.

he's getting a different therapist
he wants a woman
which is why he's been refusing to return my calls

Hah
He's not

apparently he's intimidated by men

What a wimp

Ask him if he'll come to your appointments if you wear a skirt

>>403412
You damn well know what people mean when they African in this context

In my defense, the context of this being a discussion about 2 millennia ago was not yet clear to me

That's not the context I was talking about.
Maybe I'm confused, what group were you referring to when you said "plenty of africans
>>403422
Yeah
As a general rule, people don't mean that when talking about race.

People born and raised on the continent of Africa?
You know.
Africans

Then they should use a different term and be more clear

They won't
The problem is that african can refer to race, or not quite nationality.

>>>/@216Champ2/956703071022845954

the argument is that africans moving into israel 50k years before we previously thought is an explicit statement that jesus is black and the Real Jews are black people

That doesn't even make sense

But Jews aren't from Israel originally?

hoteps are fucking crazy

>>403427
yeah

Are these "we wuz kangs" people?

hoteps are basically the alt-right but in black and with a side of hoodoo

but yeah they think they were the kings of the world in the past and stuff

The harder I think about these questions, the harder they get.

As a child I loved the "Jesus was black thing", because if I were blamed for something for being white, i woukd remind them that Jesus was black and Jewish, and that as a Jew I was in fact not white.

jews are pretty frequently excluded from being white
even in leftist circles, jews aren't considered white
just white passing

Depends who you ask really

almost spat out my food

>>>/@N_i_C_C_0/868878992543285248
>hatians are one of the tribes of Israel
???????

Don't Mormons think that Native Americans are one of the lost tribes?

Although there's actually a decent chance that the Ethiopian Jews are descended from the Danites.

Errr not the mormon organization, but as in the tribe of Dan.

Taking it easy is the best.

Man
I almost forgot about ththe Missouri Mormon war.

Fuck
It turns out that one of the ingredients in a vitamin we give our dog is poisonous to dogs.
Although there must not be very much because we'd been giving it to her for months.

Uggh
I really don't feel like cleaning but I'm having people over tomorrow so I need to.

https://hackaday.com/2018/01/26/auto-tracking-sentry-gun-gives-deer-a-super-soaking/
I know someone who would probably pay me to build one of these to protect her garden.

>>403446
She's super cute!

>>403449
and super good

I bet you'd never have rolled for Azura if you knew Myrrh was a flier

Hopefully they'll have some more banners for her so I have a chance to get her.

>>403451
I never would have rolled for Azura if I knew Myrrh was coming, period.
I'm tempted to spend some money on orbs.

Blue noticed the sign that she was coming when Sanaki got her weapon refinement.

poor Laz is getting bothered by monster hunter world

Is that game good?
Maybe I should get it.

As expected of me, the person taking an exam to become a game design intern.

DAYTONAAAAAAAA
LET'S GO AWAY

>>403455
I dunno, I've played it for like 30 minutes
some of the animations are pretty stiff though

>>403456
Don't forget
UUD and the stack

>>403458
Let me know what you think about it.
I don't have a lot of experience with monster hunter so I'm waiting on a trusted opinion to like it.

>>403459
if only it were that simple

>>403458
Stiff animations are kind of a hallmark of the franchise I've found.
You can get punished pretty bad for chosing the wrong action at the inopportune time.

The lowest brightness setting is also way too bright
I expected the game to be a lot prettier than it is
Maybe I need PS4 Pro for it to be pretty

>>403460
Wow, kyaa, I'm a trusted opinion

>>403461
Right?
Although I am no longer surprised by people forgetting how the stack works.

>>403458
MH is all about timing which is why you can't cancel

>>403464
I thought that I might need to spend time studying certain things but it's really as they say it is.
Stuff that you might need to search articles for answers of.

And also all about sawing apart once-living creatures to craft cool armor and weapons.

>>403465
>>403462
I'm talking about like
walking around
characters gesticulating to each other while talking
climbing in particular looks really stiff and kind of unnatural

Yeah, I get what you're saying here.
Not that it excuses it or anything but I think the games have always been like that.
I'm not quite sure why they never transitioned into smoother walking, especially in places where it doesn't impact you fighting things.

Really, the smoothest-moving things int -in the series have always been the Felynes.

I forgot to add my usual seasoning topping to my pizza when I was ordering it.
Only realized my mistake when I was halfway back to my house.
It's kind of surprising what a different -difference a bit of seasoning can do for that.

>>403463
Yeah, so take good notes!

hi moe
>>403471
mush rooms?

>>403473
hello!

>>403473
Nah, a sweet garlic and pepper flaked seasoning.
The pizza joint near me has a couple seasonings like that you can put on pizzas for free.

garlic is delicious but it gives me a headache sometimes
i try not to use it much even though i want to use it in everything

Garlic is kind of hit-and-miss for me, depending on what I'm putting it on.
>>403478
Hit-or-miss, gosh.

Thankfully tomato-y and cheesy stuff goes well with it for me so it's fine.

hit and miss?
that's pretty talented

garlic bread da best

This manga is amusing, I can tell its going to be shitty after reading the first few chapters though.

>>403479
Did you watch that lecture video yet?

hottest 100 thread pretty dead this year
probably because the countdown date changed

Is this some weird Ausland cultural thing.

yeah pretty much
the most popular alt radio station counts down the most popular songs of the last year on Australia day
cept they moved it to the day after

>>403481
No I was louging

and all the aus shitposters on /mu/ shitpost about it

Gross.

traditions are traditions

>>403485
Living?
*Luging
As in the downhill thing?

I did US junior olympics training for luge about 13 years ago.

>>403489
Yeah gravity assisted gokarts it's fun

>>403490
They have a luge in the Olympics?

>>403492
I'll call them whatever I want
I JUST RODE A LUGE YOU FUCK
LOOK UP SKYLINE LUGE

Don't call them gokarts
>>403491
I don't think you know what luge is

doot

>>403491
tobogganing?

>>403491
This is luge

Then there are two different things called luge

>>403496
Well then one of them is called luge incorrectly (the one you're talking about)
Street luge

Anyways, this is why a sstandards organization for the English language would be useful.

guys i need you to know something really important

it's that im a cat

What?

Nice

let me ask y'all a weird question

someone tells you they like trains

what's your first thought?

Darth
because I had an online friend that liked trains back in the day

>>403504
Autism

>>403498
YEAH WELL MAYBE YOU'RE A FUCKING DOUCHE

Also, maria
>>>/watch?v=rOzT8ZZj9Qg

>>403507
It's not your fault, its the fault of the people who run that business and their competitors
Cause I'm pretty sure that gravity assisted gocart thing hasn't been around for that long

>>403506
thats the answer i was expecting
isn't that weird?
what is it about trains that attracts autistic people

>>403510
The answer is that autistic people get obsessed with things and the train "fanbase" has been around for a while, but also trains aren't as much of a common things in people's lives as they used to be so generally normal people don't get super interested in trains, but since the community already exists despite trains becoming less common
I forgot wgere I was going

lots of people like trains
while some autistic people love trains, so do a lot of people without autism

nobody's saying only autistic people like trains

Yeah, but a lot of autistic people like trains

Basically everyone I know who is really into trains is either a baby boomer (or older) or autistic

You
Fuck
Anyways, people with autism are easily obsessed with things
It just so happens train enthusiasm is a bit less common than some other things, so it stands out a little bit more

yeah, makes sense

Something that's somewhat common of an obssession amongst people with autism is anime and other Jalanese stuff, but compared to trains that's more mainstream (these days anyways)
I've also known people who were obsessed with agriculture technology and raising livestock and modern animal husbandry
Well person
She was also really into anime

Also unlike some other interests, it doesn't require socialization
Which is also probably a large factor

>>403513
yeah but i mean it's not what comes to mind for me when i hear of someone liking trains
maybe that was a roundabout way of saying that

Honestly I'd really like to do a psych diagnosis survey across a large train fanclub organization

>>403510
Are autistic people attracted to trains or have we latched our idea of trains to autists

among clinicians, "trains" and "Minecraft" are two things that are absolutely considered associated with autism

>>403523
A little bit of both
>>403524
I forgot to mention Minecraf

>>403524
what about roblox

>>403527d
never even heard of a client talking about it
i think the roblox generation isn't in therapy yet for the most part

there are like 10-year-olds with youtube gaming channels that are just entirely roblox
they're probably bringing in like thousands a month if they're able to monetize, idk if they can or not

some 4 year old got referred to therapy because she's having temper tantrums or something
ridiculous

What's roblox?
Sounds like some kind of pill.

It's a video game

It's a Minecraft clone

Oh yeah, that guy who did that shooting at the high school he dropped out of (4 years or more after the fact) was into roblox
was, anyways I think his username on the forums had sephiroth in it

So minecraft is really associated with autism?
memes sure have been becoming real lately.

>>403531
>>>/watch?v=Sz9qNbxtP4s

>>403535
Minecraft has been associated with autism for a long time.
It's not a meme. It's a stereotype.

>>403535
A bit late on the uptake huh

MIKOCHI IS THE BEST.
MIKOCHI IS THE CUTEST.

>>403538
Always!

take a bit on the up late

KAKKOI DAROU

>>403508
Alright Rei
It's time
To watch this calculus lecture

That looks sick btw

I have become countdown anon

...I wish I were better and more knowledgeable of certain formats.

>>403545
the only limits are your dreams

Just try
to tell me she isn't Best Girl

You'd be wrong.

she's not best girl

>>403548
now you listen here you little shit

>>403547
Hifumi is amazing and loveable and really good.
But she's not Best Girl Suzukaze Aoba.

>>403550
this

Aoba is BLAND

oh wow. a genki MC who's a bit of a clutz but still tries her best in spite of it.
where have I seen that one before

>>403545
formats of what

Hifumi is simply



the best

>>403553
Magic

>>403552
confirmed for incapable of seeing nuance as expected of Australia

>>403552
fruits basket probably

Holy Shit
Mark E Smith died

>>403554
Good man.

whats up party people
i'm watching blade runner

>>403561
Mark E Smith died

yeah you posted that already

Yeah, but its up
Also did you ever look aat that github?

>>403561
the remake or the OG

>>403564
how should i remember mark e smith

dude i had already seen the github thing by that point
>>403565
the new one

>>403566
You should remember him as an asshole who was also a great musician.

i see i see
i will spark one up in his name

>>403566
how is it? I've heard mixed things

>>403569
i'm a fan
it's meditative and shit

>>403571
me in vrchat

all of the people have fucking lived and died on this planet what the fuck

who have*

It's an unfortunate bias
society should really move away from this earth-centric mentality.

maybe none of us live or die on this planet

There are some soviets who died while not on earth.

>>403573
There were a couple of cosmonauts who broke that rule!

this is true

Probably more than a couple, but the ones who died in accidents that weren't found out about were erased from the records.

they were technically within Earth's atmosphere though weren't they

>>403581
I don't think so
They died from decompression
If we're talking about
Soyuz 10

sorry to be morbid i was having a feel

They did however die after setting up the reentry vehicle to return
So the people who recovered it found the bodies

>>403584
here's something to lighten the mood

>>403586
lol wow

>>403586
I've actually seen that before.
That Scooby doo serious is the best one in years.
Which isn't hard because most of them suck.

monster hunter is pretty cool

i'd like to illustrate some traps

>>403590
I'll bet you would

>>403590
don't let your dreams be dreams

traps are cool but what about LAADIIIIEEEES

>>>/@idlematts/957098131589681153

what is thaaaat

it's a pig in a sweater obviously

No that's a pig in a jumper.

then why doesn't it ever jump?

checkmate atheists

>>>/watch?v=zC30BYR3CUk
numero 65

i dont like any of arcade fires new stuff
i haven't liked anything they've put out since i was in high school

>>403601
I've only liked Funeral, The Suburbs and Neon Bible

that song is reminiscent of Bowie though
which is kind of funny since they had a whole EP with him

creature comforts is on the radio all the time but i can't stand it

i love We Used to Wait

that music video is pretty sweet

Keep the car running is also breddy gud

Any of you guys listen to Stereolab?

i really dig the pianist in her onesie and everything

it is and they did that neat HTML 5 to go with it

nother day nother dog fight

dog nut*

right now I'm just storing dogs i my room so they don't fight

I should make dinner

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sup Bangarino

>>403608
not in the past decade probably
big fave as a teenager though

>>403617
We, they haven't really released anything in almost a decade so you haven't missed much.
They went on an indefinite hiatus in 2009.

>>403615

>>403618
yeah but i don't think i've listened to anything from then since then
i used to a lot but i guess i got tired after i heard all of it
there's probably a few tracks i'd enjoy hearing again

>>403618
*Well

>>403620
Noise of Carpet should be enjoyable
Maybe

>>>/watch?v=a5Zsyt_UvzA

we did it

nice desu

I am going to sleep like crazy tomorrow. It's going to be great.

>>403625
How was the lecture?
>>403629
Yasumi

laz still isn't letting me get a full night's sleep
i might have to start closing him out of our room until i can find a way to keep him out from under the bed

>>403630
I watched about 5 minutes and then my computer crashed and then I played touhou instead

>>403631
He's waking you up at night?

>>403633
Yeah. He keeps getting under the bed and scratching a lot.

Oh, is that enough to wakt you up?

Loud banging underneath you is enough to wake most people, but especially me considering I don't sleep well already.

>>403632
Noice
Wich 2hu?

they're finally playing big shaq

>>403636
Do you sleep with any white noise in your room?

>>403640
Yeah.

>>403638
If you rearrange the letters in Baynge you get Gay Ben

Half Life 3 confirned
*confirmed

>>403641
White noise usually helps me sleep through whatever.

>>403645
I bet you'd wake up if someone started knocking loudly under your bed.

I slept through a really bad tornado once
I've also slept through fire alarms

>>403646
Maybe not if it was a cat.

>>403648
hi bang how are you

i'm hunting monsters!

>>403637
16
hard mode CLEAR

animeg

>>403649
The sleeping brain can't really tell the difference between a knocking person and cat.

>>403652
anime soon!
Do we have a tilde?

>>403653
I don't think a cat can knock hard enough to wake me up enough.

>>403654
I'm here.

>>403654
I bet Lazarus could wake you up.

I always feel really dried out during the winter.
Like all over my body there's a lack of moisture.

>>403651
Ome

>>403658
The commies are stealing it

anime >>403661 →

>>403657
next time you go on a trip I'll try sleeping in your bed to find out.

>>403664
I never thought I'd see the day you invite yourself into my bed!
I don't think you should try it, though.

Only when no one is there!


Bang are you anime tonight?

That's even creepier than if we were here!
My bed is pretty comfortable, so I can't blame you, though.
If you're going to be here, will you feed Laz and scoop the litter box while I'm on a trip?

>>403668
i'll watch koi wa

>>403669
It would be rude to try and sleep in your bed while it's occupied.

I don't mind sleeping on the futon for a night.
You might find something scary if you're here alone while we're on a trip!

Scary like what?

That's a good question, isn't it?

Yeah, that's why I asked.

What manner of illicit things are you keeping in your apartment Kirara.

Every girl has her secrets, you know?
I can't let you figure out all of my secrets.

Sam, you around?

>>403703
>No reproduction without permission
I hope you sssked.
*asked

I don't plan on repruducing any time soon

Nice

>>403700
You half-revealed it so now you have to go all the way!

>>403707
I didn't half-reveal anything.

>>403703
>boonwurrung
huh, so that's how you spell it

>>403708
You totally did!

>>403710
All I did was reveal that secrets exist.

>>403712
and knowing is half the battle!

>>403714
That's why I want to keep some secrets secret!

>>403718
but I already half know so you should tell me.

>>403721
You already knew I've got lots of secrets.

>>403724
but not about things that will attack visitors!

>>403725
I don't have anything that will attack visitors.

You said I'd find something scary!

Yeah, but it's not like there's anything that'll attack you.

Then what's scarY?

I don't know! I just think you might find something you think is scary if you look around on your own.

Oh wait have you taken to keeping pentagrams about the apartment.

Of course not.
Satan is a good guy in Judaism and also Fish would be against it.

It's good that you arne't doing that.

>>403735
>Satan is a good guy in Judaism
please elaborate

You crazy religious people are so silly.

>>403737
Satan is a Hebrew word for adversary.
He's an angel of God that tests humans.
He can't do anything without God's permission.

Satan became a bad guy after the original Old Testament was misread and misinterpreted, and Satan went from testing humans to being the adversary of God.

>>403735
Satana never did anything wrong he's working for god testing us

I like Satan in SMT2 where he has like 6 tits

>>403739
It's also translated as "accuser" sometimes rather than adversary.

Which makes sense since he's basically a prosecutor in one of his earliest appearances.

Yeah. That's also his role in Job.

Ah
I just remembered that according to some, counting Jews is against the rurus.

how do you make sure you have enough people for a minyan if you can't count

Count indirectly maybe
Although minyans are a rabbinical Judaism thing iirc
The counting rule is temple Judaism at the latest,

gotta get a counting goy

Count Jew sucking the blood of goyim

http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1635539/jewish/Why-Do-We-Not-Count-Jews.htm
This is a pretty good explanation, also it covers work arounds.

>counting to ten by using Psalms 28:9, which is comprised of exactly ten words.1 Typically, one person recites the verse word by word while pointing at each person in the quorum. When he reaches the last word, everyone knows that there are ten people in the room, and prayers can begin.

orthodox is so weird

>boss asks me to stay until 2am
>say alright
>leave at 12:30 anyways
time to play monster hunter

what does a jewish beer maker do?
Hebrews!

>>403760
It's not just an orthodox thing
Also arguably the statements from God that the no counting rule comes from in their interpretation is much closer to the original statements than the keishrut rules are to God's original statements

>>403761
i played a few hours it was Good

>>403765
wanna play RIGHT NOW?

>>403767
i cannot

>>403768
DAM

You guys like the new monster hunter?

I DON'T KNOW
whoops
I don't know I just started it up
I am watching the opening cutscene looks like they have added ~story~

It's interesting but I'm not very far

>>403769
life is gay dude

I'll get to play it some day.
Maybe I should keep an eye out for PS4 Pro sales or discounts.

it doesn't look very good unfortunately
i might need ps4 pro for it to look good

Oh, is it PS4 only? I thought it was on PC as well.

It's for PS4 and XBOX, but doesn't have a PC release yet.

>>403776
it will be pc later this year

>>403778
I'll just be patient then!

Oh yeah
I'm part of Nvidia's developer program
And they're currently doing a contest where they are giving away a bunch of Titans
So I might look into that
I'm pretty sure I have written 0 lines of CUDA code though

The PC release for Worlds is like, autumn this year or something.
Last I heard it's quite a ways off.
Kind of annoying.

>>403779
I don't know if it's worth it yet!

It looks not very good on my really good TV.
You might need PS4 Pro with the 4k capabilities for it to look remotely good.

It can probably be made to look good on a PC.
It needs to look good!

>>403784
I'm patient!

I wonder about that really.
The Monster Hunter environments have always been kind of lacklustre.
The only graphical stuff they've ever particularly focused on has been the monsters and equipment.

The quality of the animations are rather low so I'm guessing the quality of the environmental textures are also low.

There's probably no way to make it look even half as beautiful as a lot of other games.

There are some textures that are pretty bad now that I think about it.
But the gameplay is good.

Sounds like MonHun.

Do you know what engine it uses?

Yeah, it really just needs to be passable.
The 3DS games are kinda too bad looking.

I wouldn't consider it passable graphically.
But the gameplay is good enough and there's enough action that I can deal with it.

The graphics are like
2010

I just want a MonHun game that plays at a higher resolution than 480p.
I'm so tired of the grainy 3DS screens.
They could pretty much just pluck the games from previous generations and put them in a minimum 720p and I'd be happy.

The biggest improvement is having two analogue sticks again tbh
Playing with the 3DS nub was painful

I don't think graphics are a huge deal in a monhun game

the character creation and character textures as well as weapon and armor textures are pretty good
and some of the monster textures look good
but the environments are absolute crap

>>403804
You could play the psp ones

>>403807
The psp only has one stick. Am I mistaken?

>>403804
Or gotten the controller add on

>>403811
I forgot this thing even existed

The perfect combination here really would be a new MonHun game on the Switch.
Being able to play with modern-ish hardware but still be portable would be so nice.

>>403808
It does but I bet it feels better to play on than the 3ds.
Although I haven't played the 3ds one, i have several monhun games on psp.

The 3DS circle pad feels fine. I dunno about the PSP nub

The 3DS, controls-wise, are miles better than playing on the PSP.
Even if you don't have the new3DS nub, there's a option to get a second control stick on the touch screen.

I will say the 3DS is a bit more edgy than the PSP and it kind of digs into my hand over extended periods of play.

>>403802
way better than 3DS!
3DS is too pixelated for me to be able to handle monhun on.

There's also this
https://www.amazon.com/3DS-Monster-Hunter-Extended-slide-Nintendo/dp/B00LVRXS8C
Whatever the fuck it may be

>>403819
Sure, but still.

Huh apparently this wasn't a suoer rare limited thing after all
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005TESKW2/

>>403824
3DS graphics were really hard for me.
It got to the point near the end of the generation that I couldn't play a lot of 3DS games because they were too ugly.

Fortunately Fire Emblem managed to look pretty good still.

Why the fuck is the 3ds XL called the 3ds ll in Japan?

I really have a hard time with most 3D 3DS games.
The piss-poor resolution is all right with 2D sprites but it really makes anything with 3D models look kind of bad.

>>403828x
I guess so!
I guess I'm just really disappointed in the MonHon graphics.

>>403830
Same, that's part of why I never got a 3ds.

>>403832
Maybe it will look good on PC.

Tch
Capcom used its internally developed engine for it

>>403834
If you say so! Maybe!

Oh it's their old internally developed engine
They have a new better one that they didn't use for mon hun

>>403836
Maybe!

My guess is that the pc version will look bad
The engine it uses is the engine they were supposed to stop using for eighth generation consoles
Err, stopped using past seventh
They developed a new engine for the eighth gen

>>403840
Maybe!

i'm captain basch fon ronsenburg

i spent 45 minutes on my character before i even started the game now time to play and immediately put on a helmet

>>403845
Yeah, definitely maybe!

>>403846
>>403847
How dashingly handsome.

I've always found that part of MonHun funny.
You put so much time into making the face and then for practicality's sake you cover it all up with armor.
I always look out for more hat-style or open-faced helmets because of that, kind of.

Plus I usually make female characters recently and those are more tailored to showing the face usually.

>>403847
It's a really good character creator.

>>403848
Maybe.

>>403852
Definitely maybe!

>>403853
It's certainly possible.

>>403852
i'm quite impressed with it compared to the previous installments
>>403851
Yeah it's a damn shame that the DLC armor I got covers the head.
I'm going to have to play without a helmet, should be easier than in previous installments in this one

>>403854
Certainly definitely possible!

>>403855
I'm hoping the potential for STYLE is as high in this game as in previous installments.
The fashion design for armor in the MonHun games have -has been so great in the past.
I want to dress up characters in cute clothes again.

>>403858
It could happen!

Hrrm, seems like they updated their old engine because they're having trouble with the new one.
The new one does sound pretty cool though, but after reading its overview I can definitely imagine they're having problems getting it to be fadt enough.
*fast

laz sleeps so weird

It's hard to stay angry at a face like that.

>>403869
Cute cat!

laz is chou kawaii

He is a pretty cute cat.

i gave my cat tracksuit pants

>>403879
A little fish told me that you were jealous.

>>403880
you can get a cool ass skeleton rabbit helm for it

>>403884
hmm, I don't know if I'm quite jealous because I don't want to take care of a cat right now.
but I did say nice things about cats.
Cats are great.

>>403880
I need to be able to make my SAMURAI CAT again.

>>403888
They sure are.

>>403880
Are they Adidas?

>>403891
yeah his name is Adidas Rosenburg

and i'm Captain Basch

Johnny Young Basch

when people just text me "hey" at 2:30 am unironically it makes me ask myself why i haven't just blocked every normie's number

>>403899
you realize i'm getting my phone rn

This is what I expected from that sentence.
The thought crossed my mind but I'm not shelling out an extra five cents for a dumb joke.

>>403900
that's why i added "unironically" to my complaint

Did you respond?

To the normie? No.

he didn't respond to me ;(

i must be the normie oh no

Will you respond if they prove that they aren't a normie by saying "please respond"?

>>403912
Yeah.
>>403909
you didn't text me

I used to send "please respond" messages to my friend who never checks his phone
But now I just send progessively degenerated versions of the word "honk"

>>403913
i JUST texted you 'hey'

If he doesn't respond, say "please respond"!
You're sure to get a response after that.

>>403912
your tip worked thanks!!

>>403917
I only got one text and it said please respond

>>403920
ehhh
sometimes i feel like people aren't getting my texts

I get worried some times that I'm not getting people's texts.
My network is kind of scrappy at times.

I always worry that I'm going to text the wrong person by pressing the wrong button.
It would be really embarrassing to make that kind of mistake!

I always worry that I'm going to accidentally text a client.

>>403932
I didn't get hey

>>403942
maybe i need to get a new phone

>>403949
or maybe i do

>>403954
did you get the one about the magic beans

>>403957
yeah

>>403961
why didn't you guess i still have your prize

please respond about the magic beans

>>403962
I probably saw it early in the morning and fell asleep without responding and then forgot to reply

>>403963
You don't want the magic beans.

oh is jan sending you pictures of those kinds of magic beans?
don't let fish find out!

wait what kind of magic beans do you think i am sending to my friends

>>403969
What do you mean?

>>403975
Jan's magic beans.

>>403979
Why would Fish be upset if she saw them?

what's wrong with my magic beans?

>>403980
magic beans are a really private thing!

>>403982
Nothing, I hope!

>>403987
Why are they private?

I guess that's a deep question, but they just are!

What exactly is a magic bean?

Don't you alread have a picture of Jan's? Why do you need to ask me?

magic beans are as special as this phone

>>403995
I'm thinking you might not know what a magic bean is.

>>403997'
Maybe you should tell me then!

>>403996
That's pretty neat.

Rika has never seen magic beans in her life I bet. She's pretty sheltered.

>>403998
I thought it was really neato, but the bezel inbetween the screens would make it annoying to watch anything that spans across both screens.
Browsing the internet with it worked fine, apart from the annoying split in the middle, but the feature of using each screen independently seems more useful.
Not useful enough to justify the price for me, though.

>>403998
They're beans that you swallow and then you're good.

>>404002
Why would you have two phones though?

>>404003
Is that really waht you do with them?
Swallowing them is pretty extreme.

>>404005
You could watch videos on one screen and talk on Discord or text with the other.
Maybe a more industrious person would be able to figure out a good use for it. I can't think of a lot of applicable situations.

>>404005
I don't personally take mine in magic bean form.

>>404008
Why not just use a PC?

>>404009
Don't take what in magic bean form?

>>404012
Therein lies why I don't have much of a use for it.
I don't use my phone for anything except calling and texting, but I'm sure other people use it for all sorts of stuff.

>>404012
Oh, you know.

look i'm not saying i'd fuck a dragon but

look i'm not saying i killed the bitch but

Look, I'm not saying, but

>>404017
I do?

>>404021
You should know, by now.

>>404021
You know.

look i'm not saying you're a gigantic faggot but

So you guys take the same medicine?

Yeah, sometimes.

Saaaaaaaaaaaakuraaaaaaa is here!

>>>/@Krabat__/956808226582028288

>>404025
I think his kind of medicine is a little different from mine, but that doesn't have anything to do with the magic beans!

>>404026
You need to be careful about that kind of thing.

Huh
I haven't seen Kannagi for a few days

>>404030
Why?

>>404032
You can get in trouble!

>you can hide your helmet
hell yeah capcom you da bes

>>404033
Me? Get in trouble?
Come on, Rika.
I'm the "law and order" guy.
I'd never break the law or do anything bad.

>>404033
Why would he get in trouble?

Why can't men find the magic bean?????????

HA
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/01/27/cryptojackers_slip_coinhive_mining_code_into_doubleclick_ads/

>There's a special edition PS4 pro MonHun Worlds bundle
>It's US exclusive
>Incredibly limited
Well that's not an option then.
;_;

this guy in my cohort has a client that impulse bought a house

I wish I had the money to impulse buy a house.

Nice
Like brought outright, or applied aand got a mortgage
*bought

>>404042
ifkr
she's super crazy too
she has a rabid squirrel or some shit that she keeps too

>>404043
bought outright afaik

Sakura is super cute :3

>>404044
Well, she didn't neccesarily have enough money that this wasn't still a terrible idea.

>>404046
>Rei
Is that the same Rei the avatarfags in Tripchan?

*that

>>404046
yeah it was a horrible idea

>>404047
No

>>404048
I've known some manic depressive people who've done some pretty wild stuff

she was telling him about it in session and sobbing

she was in tears like "you can't return a house"

At the least it's a dumb impulse purchase that might give a higher return value in the future.
Though this is Florida so I don't really expect the real estate markets to be particularly hot.

>>404050
haha she's actually just borderline

Oh

Well shit
Someone already came up with the really good idea I had the other day.
And implemented it

Thanks Monero developers

>>404058
Do you like card captor sakura?

It's decent
I prefer xxxholic and Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicle to it though.

do you ever feel like a barbie girl in a barbis world?

Nope.
Never.

i can't stop laughing at that typo
i must be really tired

>>404061
life in plastic it's fantastic

ooh ooh ooh yeah

Aw yessss the Charge Blade is in World.
The love of my life.

What's a barbis world?

>>404067
That's a silly question.

>>404069
You doubt me?

>>404035
I hope that's true!

ok good night

sayonara bye bye

>>404066
i could never get into the charge blade
the switch axe is fun though

A few weeks would be nice.

>little monsters don't attack you after the quest completes and you're carving things
thank you daddy capcom

>>404070
bye bye!

>>404075
Is that a good improvement?

>>404076
yes it was really annoying when you killed a big monster and keep getting nibbled on by his tiny buddies while trying to chop his scales and talons off

After you defeat the target large monster of the quest you've only got like thirty or sixty seconds to carve off his now-dead body parts.
Each pass takes like five or six seconds to go through, and you've got three carves on your usual large monster.
So if you're getting jumped on by little shits while carving, if you're really unfortunate, some times the quest will end before you can get all your carves.
Doesn't really happen much at all but it's still annoying.

Why don't they just let you choose when to leave after killing the monster
Why did they give us a time limit

i am the hunter of monster

I've got a monster for you to hunt alright ;⁾

i've been applying crazy glue to my stuff to make it stronger and now my fingers have patches of crazy glue on them

every day I become stronger and stroger

huhhhytfg

>>404084
yeah me too

>>404085
same

this thread is also trash
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