Thread #386031

get me pictures of ya fly boy

I don't got a fly boy!

sorry
get me pictures of ya fly girl

I don't got a fly girl either ;_;

i'll give you five hundred dollas

Can you give me some writing inspiration instead.

okay
write me some erotic fiction

i'm a fan of goatsz

>>386039
ther wuz once a farmer
farmer racked his lawn
the grass was very green and shiny
farmer
wuz
shirtless
goatsz stare at him frum behind fence

>>>/watch?v=8s6xmolPuUo

Only the ghosts roam the /moe/.

Oh this is the dog episode

That whole episode could be summed up as "things happen on the screen"
Completely devoid of anything beyond "here's stuff"

time
to sign
my nights away

aiming for a very late spot

AYYYYY
I GOT IT

gz m8
what did you get?

my desired pick for where i work
well, the temporary spot
its midnight shift though
22 -
6

>>386047
yeah basc

that person who i "died" with?
shes in the same gang

it's fate

unmei

lol she didnt understand the schedule and now she doesnt want it

it said fri/sat days off
but its overnight
they count it by which day you spend more hours on
she thought shed have friday and saturday night
but we have thursday and friday night

Truly I am Ohio

>>>/@shoomlah/949023583560286208

>>386059
>>>/@TheDaveSherrill/949067297251000322

>>386061
Beautiful

Also I was just waiting bfor the bus in 6° weather for forty minutes
I was wearing gloves, but one of my hands wqs cold.

ohayou!

>>386064
Ohio

>>386061
My friend who loves to make corny music jokes described it as "very mildly amusing"
I think he's salty that he didn't find it first

>>386068
i cant believe i imprisoned the moon princess

>>386071
Release the princess from her predicament!

>>>/@pepipopa2/949293221280133123

>>386071

As if you could imprison anything!

>>386073
wanna try me?
pan is captive in my home right now

Pan could bend you over any time he wants to and leave when he's done and you'd let him

nuh uh

im rewatching star wars force awakens and i noticed that obiwan was calling out to rey during it
when she touched the lightsaber
i wouldn't have noticed without subs

>>>/@counterstop9999/949305577724723200

i'm having a problem in this game
you're supposed to have a stash of items so that there's inventory continuity when you die -
when you die you lose everything you have on you, so your stash is the way of having things still when you've died
my problem is this - i can't fucking die

get good enough to never die

god gamer status achieved

>>>/@JordanUhl/949342243927846914
i am dying

>>386081
m(_ _)m bang-kamisama

ugh
so much tired

>>386073
His ban expired, also it was a dci ban so it only applied to sanctioned events. Which is maybe 50% of magic events at most.
Also I'm still irritated that he got a ban in the first place.

>>386084
it's a weird thing to get banned for

as much as people should be minding their buttcrack
other people shouldnt be sharing their buttcrack publicly
>>386087
respect the booty's privacy

nothing wrong with respecting da booty

>>386085
He only banned because people complained
>>386086
No reasonable expectation of privacy in public

>>>/@jangelooff/949359004693811200

this gorilla channel thing is getting way too bug
big
people will believe the most ridiculous things just because they don't like trump

>>386089
I should get a job at the Whitehouse and my job would be "leaking" fake but plausible stuff to reporters
As a member of staff so they may believe it, and since reporters generally dont share sources i get get away with it for a bit

that'd be a really fun thing to do
when you're done, you can write a book full of ridiculous shit too

>>386088
*was only banned

Rules

Arguably having your asscrack visible for an extended amount of time violates those rules. As it is impolite and disrespectful.

I love this pic.

>>386094
willfully presenting your ass is disrespectful
just unfortunately having it out isnt
you're just being gross

having a butt is a crime

and im a fugitive from the law

>>386096
Negligence in hygeine and appearance is disrespectful to everyone you encounter

>>386096
How am I being gross? I really don't follow you on that?

>>386099
yeah so you should tell someone their butt is showing so they can fix it. no one wants to see it.
but they prob dont know
>>386100
the people with their butt out are being gross

im screaming because this is such a horrible idea

i can think of few worse ideas

>>386101
The purpose of the photographs was to demonstrate just how widespread this is at magic events. I don't think the person should have done it but it was entirely legal.
And also very funny.

jokes aside i think what he did was certainly inappropriate but im not sure banning was reasonable unless he was asked to stop previously

He was not asked to stop.
He was only approached after the event.
Also I don't know whether or not the "shaming on social media" portion of the rules existed as of when that tournament was held.

i dont know
#5 seems pretty clear on not shaming participants
regardless of if the face is shown

Anyways, I agree that according to the rules he should be punished, but I do think the punishment was excessive.

>>386105
bans are temporary so its not like he was kicked forever. i think hes allowed back now

>>386109
Lifetime bans are actually only 30 years iirc.

this dead loved ones mask thing is freaking me out so much
just thinking about it
i want to like
vomit

Also
https://citytog.wordpress.com/2015/07/24/wizards-of-the-coast-ban-sex-offender-from-magic-but-allow-drug-dealer-to-continue-playing/
Drug dealer and exonerated murderer

Oh, he's banned until 2049.

if i saw someone with a loved one's face it would fuck me up so bad

>>386102
I WANT TO TAKE HIS FACE... OFF

>>386115
lmao someone else was just telling me about this movie
somehow I've never seen it

>>386116
Probably not worth the watch.

it's not on Netflix so it's not worth the trouble of grabbing

luke and anakin were both really horrible jedi
im rewatching the Prequels and anakin does nothing except fuck up
he actually fucks up more than luke did

What did Luke do wrong

luke was a terrible jedi
all of his successes were basically that he fucked around and distracted people long enough for other people to save the day
like
obiwan and qui gon did some shit
real jedi were always doing cool missions that they didn't completely fuck up
luke just kind of fucks around and manages to make things work well enough but he never really did anything particularly impressive other than blow up the death star
pretty much all of luke's successes are as a pilot and not as a jedi

Anakin on the other hand fucks up as a jedi all the time he's a total fuck up

The whole overarching point of the prequel trilogy is sure, the Jedi are so stuck in their own ways that they fucked up training Anakin.
But holy fuck he didn't make their work cut out for them.

Skywalker men in general are TERRIBLE human beings.

Yeah, seriously.
Anyone with that blood and happens to be male are just like
ugh
Luke wasn't a terrible human being, I guess, but like, he sure wasn't very talented

>>386121
>deathstar shot
>killed a bunch of atats on hoth
>his attitude convinced Vader to kill the emperor
>>386127
I always took it as Lukes refusal to give into the dark side that inspired Vader

>his attitude convinced Vader to kill the emperor
>Attitude
>Whinging about having his fake hand cut off and making Anakin realize "HE'S JUST LIKE ME"

vader turned back to the light because vader had light in his heart
luke was there to facilitate that change and was instrumental in it and certainly luke's refusal to turn to the dark side was important
the turning of vader was the only "jedi" thing Luke did

I think a good thought experiment here is to go "could Leia, in Luke's place, knowing what Luke did, have accomplished the same result".

Just because Luke wasn't a one man army doesn't mean he was a bad jedi

by bad jedi i mean he wasn't a very successful one
as a jedi he was decent in that he generally behaved something like a jedi
it's just that very little of what we've ever seen him do is jedi stuff
he was really just a dude with a lightsaber and the force that was just trying to do stuff

He was a bad Jedi in the same vein as his father; strong in the Force but had no attention for the training that would have given him finesse and skill in using it.
So all he could do by the end of the original trilogy was basic parlor tricks.

One of the major themes of nearly all Star Wars material is that the Jedi were incredibly ineffective as an order, across the history of the galaxy.
Luke is kind of the culmination of all of that ineffectiveness, and that's one of the major themes of TLJ.

Keep in mind Luke was basically starting the jedi from scratch with a months worth of training. I think that as a jedi his pure heart was worth much more than raw force power

>>386133
That and fuck hero worship.
Because seriously.
Fuck hero worship.

Yeah. The hero worship was not good.

>>386134
I agree
More or less

in the original EU, he went on to write entirely new sets of the Jedi Code and even mastered ways for Jedi to use the Force in combat without turning to the dark side
For example, he rediscovered a form of force lightning that was powered by the light side

>>386134
I mean I don't think Kirara and I are saying Luke should've just offed himself because he was a shitty Jedi.
But objectively, he was bad at it, like how a kid who gets thrown on a bike without training wheels will undeniably be shitty at balancing on the bike.
And a lot of people, both inside the Star Wars universe and in real life, turned their eyes away from that because he was the protagonist of good and justice and because he was around to be a part of some pretty heroic things.
And his story arc in The Last Jedi is supposed to take that hero worship and tell everyone they're kind of dumb for obsessing over it.

>>386136
I kind of wish Grey Jedi were still a relevant thing.
Luke having studied the history of the Jedi Order and what their stupid parts were that caused the Sith to flourish could have lead the way to understanding that you need to take both aspects in balance and not swear by one single side.
But that would have been Luke Skywalker, the Legend, not Luke Skywalker.

>>386138
Yeah, I'm a big fan of the idea of the Grey Jedi.
It would have been nice for Luke to do that, but you're right, that's the Legend, not Luke.

For all their talk of balance, the Jedi were always horrible at it.
I think something a lot of people fail to realize is that the Jedi are responsible for so many of their own failings. They're treated like Legends.

Because telling a nine-year-old kid to bottle up his fear because fear eventually leads to the Dark side is a good line of thought.

>Master, I'm falling in love
>oh, uhh, well, stop

Don't blame Obi Wan; he doesn't have the stomach for politics.

Obi Wan was actually a pretty good Jedi with an understanding of the Grey but he was so dedicated to the order that he ignored his instincts until after the order collapsed

He needed a bit more time with Qui-Gon Jinn.
We all did ;_;

Qui-Gon needs a movie more than Han Solo.

Well at least we're supposed to get an Obi Wan trilogy.
Though I don't know what time period it would feature.

Yeah, that starts in like 2020, I think
I heard it'll just be after the fall of the Order but it'd be great if there was an origin movie with a lot of Qui-Gon.

It would be rought to down-age Ewan McGregor for an origin movie though.
Rough, even.
It would be a shame if they couldn't get him back for it; he was an amazing Obi Wan for what he had given to him by Lucas.

That's a good point. Yeah, I don't really want anyone but Ewan for Obi Wan.
They could have Qui-Gon as a force ghost, maybe, guiding Obi Wan to be more grey.

Yeah, really, any possible plot that lets us have Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson reprise their roles would be amazing.

Star Wars: Taken

I do think it's a bit of a waste to focus so much on existing casts of characters, though.
The galaxy is so vast and mysterious.
I think it's good that they're clearing out the old cast in the main movies, but I'd love to see some new Jedi stories on other worlds in other times.

That's something I've got a bit of hope for with the eventual Rian Johnson trilogy.
The fact that it doesn't have a major character name affiliated with it leans me to believe it's going to be something different.

Don't get me wrong, I love to see characters I already love. But it just feels like a waste.
Leave the characters I've seen a hundred times to comics and novels or cameos/background lore given in the movies.

I'm still pretty bitter about the Han Solo movie.
I'm fine with the Obi Wan movies because I think they'll Illuminate valuable pieces of the canon we don't know, but a Han Solo movie doesn't really bring a // anything special - especially without Harrison Ford.

It could give an interesting look into what life was like for the common people under the thumb of the Imperial rule.
Young Solo would be probably be about a decade before Luke was anything more than an infant, enough time for the Empire's conversion of the previous republic to be mostly complete but before everything starts to go haywire with the Rebellion.
Not that we couldn't get that viewpoint from a different character, but the movie still can potentially work to give us something we haven't really seen before.

Han was like 12 at the time of episode III so that's a good point.
I still think it'd be better to use new or different characters for that, though. Han Solo is a character that I just don't think can be done well by someone other than Ford although I've eaten my words before.
We could also get some of the ground-level stuff from Obi Wan.

We also got a little bit of that in Rogue One.

>>386154
The problem with something like a Han Solo movie
Is that no matter what they do it won't match up to my head canon
And it will inevitably disappoint everyone

>>386157
I think the story can potentially be interesting but it's really just going to be Space Indiana Jones with a protagonist that's hard to care about because he's not the Han we know.
Han Solo stuff would be better as a CGI cartoon or novel.

droid movies could be really interesting

some of the most interesting characters in the franchise are droids
EU had HK-47 surviving long into the time of the Empire
He took over the entire droid foundry on Mustafar.

What if we uncanceled Starwars the Clone Wars

It's a shame the kid who played young Bobba Fett is too old.
There was an extended universe kids novel series about him after seeing his dad get murdered by...one of the Jedi and having to basically be an impoverished orphan as he travels around trying to grow up and kill the Jedi who killed his dad.

I'd like to see a series taking place in between episode 6 and 7.

>>386162
This would make episode 7 make so much more sense

>>386161
You know what
I wouldn't mind new content that somehow involves Jango Fett
Jango was cooler than Boba ever was tbh

>>386161
Mace Windu.
And yeah, a Boba Fett thing could be fun.

>>386163
Yeah, it'd be good.

also
>jango, boba, and all the clone troopers are maori
New Zealand is truly the most powerful nation in the galaxy

uhh actually they're mandalorian

Same thing really.

I want a movie that's from the perspective of someone in the empire
No redemption, no defection
Just someone that's empire the whole way

So, the last five minutes of Rogue One but an entire movie?

>>386168
Phasma, that silver trooper, got a book, I think

>>386169
Not with Vader necessarily but more like following a group of storm troopers

>>386170
Man Phasmas costume is fuckin wasted on her

one of my issues with the movie franchise is that the state of the galaxy during the Prequels isn't as interesting as the setting with the Empire in charge
But if you want a Jedi story, it has to take place during the time of the Prequels or before that.

You could do an interesting prequel story in the outer rim
Send some Jedi to some shit hole where the republic doesn't have much influence and have them get side tracked from their original mission by some moral issue
You could have the hotshot jedi be like "we gotta save these slaves" or whatever and his master would be like "don't be so reckless my padawan"
Basically it's a buddy cop movie but with Jedi in the outer rim

Going to places like Nar Shaddar could be really interesting.
Anywhere under Hut rule could be pretty interesting.
Hutt*

It'd be cool if they were willing to do a movie that takes place during the Mandalorian Wars but it'd be too hard to do without Revan and others already established as characters.
And too far from the time the movies take place in.

I just think the Republic and almost all the settings in the Prequels are too clean

That's part of why a smuggler movie would be great but it just won't feel right without a jedi on the team

last day exam tomorrow
finally
so tired of sitting around doing nothing

>>386175
I'd be fine with a smuggler movie without a jedi
Or any starwars movie without a jedi
Worked fine for rogue one

>>386176
Are you gonna pass
Show me your war face

i don't have a war face
all i have is a waxing and waning desire to be spoiled

>>386177
that's true but i dunno
im a real sucker for jedi

>>386176
good job!

>>386179
How about
The spoils of war then

That reminded me
In the christmas cruise i was on, there is always a photographer taking pixs of the passengers while they board
So when i was boarding at stockholm i went to get photo'd but instead of hust posing normally, i went full warmode with attack pose, war face and a real loud warcry
Caught tge poor photographer completely off guard, couldn't even say anything just mumble
Unfortunately they didn't have the pic available for purchase
Maybe he deleted it or it failed completely

press x to pound

hello hello

They had amusing edits of the pics anyhow
shopped your pic on a makeshift times cover with alternating lines
I had the honour of being "the president" with tips on how to win your first election
Also i think some random stranger bought both mine and my brother's pics
Bit creepy

>>386185
hello hello

ame ame ame

I like Tohru more personally.

I have been reading the kanna 4koma
I feel repaired.

My Gochiusa nendos came today so I'm setting them up.

how fun
I can't wait to waste my money on things

Cocoa's nendo is really nigh quality and nice. I like it a lot.
That's good, Cocoa was my favorite.

That's right, since you've entered the working world recently, soon you'll have lots of money to waste on things.

I wonder if I will though.
Maybe it's because I'm still low on total money.
But every time I look at something, I'm still thinking "nah"
The world is my oyster but I am allergic to shellfish

hello?

hi

should i invest in ripple y/n

Are you willing to accept the risk of me being wrong?

i'm just looking for your opinion
it's not like yours will solely guide me
do you think ripple is gonna go real or just stay a myth

Ripple is unlikely to go crazy but I am sure it's not going to stay at the price it is now.

ie: it'll go up

i wonder if it's worth the trouble of getting some
probably
but i'm lazy and i've never bought crypto before
i was thinking of just buying like 100 bucks and seeing where it is in a month

I don't know where the end cap will be though

i don't really have money to throw around but it seems like a fun kind of project, almost like a bet
i'm really fucking lazy though

I want to get my first 'full' paycheck so I can allocate things accordingly.

>>386198
What is ripple?

>>386195
If you have disposable income, you should spoil yourself a little!

Ripple is a crypto that shot up a little recently.
People are starting to eye it more right now since it's in the cheap zone at the moment.

Spoiling myself is nice.
But all I want is food.
I can buy the Switch and games now but I don't know if I'll allocate time to it
I need to buy clothes though.
I should also work on actually getting those IT certs. I can fail exams on my own money now.

Time for Chino!

My chino figure is cute
PAN saw it and went "wow what a shit show"

porter robinson played a remix of Duvet by boa at his Virtual Self show

if i don't see virtual self this year it's because i've died

Do your best to not die!

every day is a step on the battlefield

oh man I need to see Rezz too
this is gonna be hard

>>386215
i don't have to die
you just need to fund my desired lifestyle

Everything is boring! I need to reset my sense of fun.

Have you tried mind breaking yourself to grinding in granblue

No.
At that point I would rather just work. At least I get money for that.

If you ever choose to, they upped the drop rates for Celeste raids recently

>>386219
have you tried playing a kind of game you've never played before and seeing if you like it?

i foudn that i like idle games that way
like clickers
what if you're a racecar simulator fan and you never knew it

>>386223
Aren't clickers just games where you click over and over?

/moe/ sure is quiet.

Maybe a little!
How are you today?

I'm dark souls and food

>>386227
I'm not really feeling my best today.
How are you?

>>386229
Oh, I'm okay. I'm a bit bored. I've been bored a lot lately.
I think it's because anime has not been airing.

>>386230
That could be it.

I need some good anime!
The shows last night were all okay but there was nothing that I really fell in love with.

Is there anything tonight?
I don't feel like checking.

Grancrest Senki, looks like it's about fighting.
Ito Junji Collection, but it's horror so I'm not interested.
Yuki Yuuna

and that's it
so far

That's not much.

Yeah, the season is just starting up so pickings are slim.

Did you get your Gochiusa nendos today?
I got mine.
Cocoa is a super high quality nendo, she's great.
Chino is cute but a little more unstable and difficult.

I dunno if I got them or not.

You should check! I think Cocoa is tied for my highest quality nendo now.

Maybe tomorrow.

>>386225
they start out that way but usually evolve into resource management multi-taskers once you start getting things that click for you
eventually clicking becomes worse than sitting still, but sitting still becomes worse than handling all kinds of tasks to manage things

>>386225
you missed the point entirely though!

>>386239
Are they waiting for you at the post office?

>>386240
>>386241
What's the point then?

here's a cute webm
YRYR was so goo
d

>>386242
try something new!

>>386244
Like what?

>>386245
:(

See! You don't know either.

no i could provide a million suggestions
my sadness is that you cannot

living my life like it's bronze

>>386249
it took me like 5 seconds to see the girl

>>386248
Never being surprised and being hard to entertain is just part of the burden that a super genius has to carry.

alright replace "genius" with "lame boring loser"

just brain blast it

>>386252
No, super genius was the right word.

>>386254
alright then
think of something new for me to do

>>386242
I dunno.

>>386255
Try making a pineapple pizza.

>>386256
You're very listless tonight. Feeling down?

>>386257
i said new!

>>386257
I'm not sure. I woke up feeling bad, but then I felt pretty good like normal for a while, then I started feeling crappy.
I'm feeling better now, but I haven't moved pretty much all day and I haven't eaten, so my body's really weak.

>>386243

I decided to start running again recently, and now my foot hurts.

>>386258
A chocolate and pineapple pizza.

>>386260
hi marsh
Why doe that webm run so slow?

>>386259
Oh, so you're on the recovering side of listlessness, huh?

>>386261
Maybe
I think it may have something to do with my heart.
It's been acting up.
I think I may have missed my heart medication last night.
My blood pressure has been making it difficult to get up without feeling like I'm passing out and my vision inverts if I get up quickly.
My heart has been beating really hard today, too.

>>386261
it's better this way.

Hi /moe/
oh this is kind of a grumpy picture let me start over

Hi /moe/ how are we doing tonight?

ever since becoming a consultant i'm getting blasted with emails all day long trying to solve companies' problems
i didn't realize how bad everybody was at everything until i became the problem-fixer
it's a lot of work though and you have to work hard to find pay opportunities

Strugglin with th16
I'm a scrub

>>386265
Are they paying you for this one?

>>386260
uh oh.....

>>386266
depends
it's one of those things where it's like you find whether or not you can help the person first
the consultation is free
it's the follow-up service that is the paid service

>>386267

>>386265
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>>386262
Good luck getting better.

>>386269
I got my Gochiusa nendos today.'

>>386265
People are very bad at everything.
I don't think there are any exceptions though.
I've learned that I'm bad at things too.

>>386261
that sounds more like a prank idea

>>386269
is this a thing?
it's kind of disturbing to watch

>>386270
picture?

>>386270
I hope I do.

>>386270
i wish i could just do all these sorts of things for everyone else so they don't fuck it all up
and everyone else does all the things for me that i always fuck up
the world would be a lot better

>>386273
I have no pictures and my phone is more than five feet away.

>>386274
You should eat something to get energy!

>>386275
I think it's just fate that people will mess stuff up.
People don't think that I mess things up and that I'm good at things but I mess stuff up a lot.
And I've noticed that people who I consider mentors and very good at things also mess stuff up.

>>386276
I don't really have an appetite.
I've been feeling pretty off for a few days now.

>>386276
>people don't think that i mess things up
well i guess they messed up there

>>386276
re: mentors

Yeah, actually the person who was my business mentor is one of the people I've spent the most time consulting to help them from messing more stuff up
it's a little funny

>>386278
Well, you guys know the real me so you know better!
I have a good game face for normies out in the world.

>>386277
Feeling off is normal, but you should try to eat to keep your energy up.

>>386280
i told someone the other day that i was a professional roleplayer
since every day i roleplay and pretend to be a professional and not a piece of shit

>>386280
I don't have an appetite.

>>386281
Oh, I was confused after the first sentence.
I know some professional roleplayers.
They pretend to be dead and dying and stuff so that first responders can train.

>>386282
But energy!

Here's a fun story:

My roommate didn't tell me he had his welfare payments cut off, and he hadn't been paying rent to the housing agency.
and I went down there yesterday.
and they told me we owed them $1400

>>386283
It's hard to eat without an appetite.

>>386284
Oh, how's that going?

>>386285
Maybe get a drink with some calories or something!

wow
some people didn't like blend s

>>386286
I don't have anything like that.
I have some powerade but I don't want to drink that now.

>>386287
Are they normie anime haters?

>>386288
You gotta do something to get your energy up.

>>386287
they're not people

>>386289
no they're on /a/!

>>386291
Yeah but reddit is all over 4chan now so that doesn't mean anything.
/a/ has always had normalfag anime haters bitching about cute shows and complaining that people don't only watch DBZ and Cowboy Bebop.

>>386292
but these are people with opinions on other SoL that they like
these are people saying blend s isn't as good as shows that i don't think a normie would ever watch

>>386286
we still get along fine. Not fighting or anything.
but it's not a very conducive environment for POSITIVE SELF DEVELOPMENT

so I'm leaving in a week.

>>386289
It might just be my heart and energy levels affecting me, but right now, I feel like it's fine to be low energy.
I know that's not how I'd feel under normal circumstances, though.

>>386293
Well, that's not the same as not liking Blend S.
Blend S was like a solid 7/10 but there are certainly silce of life shows that are better.

>>386295
Being low energy because you haven't eaten is different though.

>>386294
Well that's probably for the best. You don't need to be covering his rent for him too.

>>386297
I want to say that it can't be helped.

>>386297
m-maybe I'll finally have that rose-coloured campus life

>>386297
but they're saying it's shit!

>>386299
if you want something rose colored

>>386300
They're probably just being edgy.

>>386298
Find a way to get some calories and power up!

>>386299
I found that the rose-colored campus life wasn't so rose-colored in the end.

me and 11 normies sharing a shitty student bungalow

we'll see how it goes.

PAPIKA

>>386302
when you wear rose-colored glasses, even rose flags just look like flags

CO CO NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>386302
I really just don't have the motivation.

>>386305
how good is bojack

answer: very.

>>386308
i've only seen one

>>386310
was it the one you quoted?

>>386311
is that what it comes from
i was just bein a fuckin bitch because i can

It's what is owl girlfriend says when she breaks up with him at the end of s2.

*his

thanks for spoilers you phaggot

Well you quoted the break-up line

so really,
really

you spoiled it before I did.

rose flags aren't even a thing
i was being double-layered ironic to a thing that i didn't even know existed in the first place
you just can't get on my level i guess
here you go though here's your recompense
>>>/watch?v=WFPn02xbmeU

>>386303
Wow, that's a lot of normies.

>>386319
im pickle rick XD

here's something i just found

>>386322
wot in tarnation

really does not make you think

>>386324

>>386325
abandon ship

>>386322
Is that the high IQ pasta in polish?

>>386327
No, but i'm a little impressed you recognized it as polish

h i f u m i

+10 what the hell
time to sleep

>>386332
why not pain??

>>386332
I saw a similar one recently.
Builds like that are amusing.

Wait, hold on. You can give them Savage Blow?
Or was it just Poison Strike that wasn't allowed on Healer types?

im at a bit of a tossup of whether to make a 5*+4 tatiana or a 5*+4 Boey
i have the feathers to do either

they both would fulfill crucial slots

>>386337

>>386335
It's just poison strike not allowed, yeah.

guys i cant even bbelieve the belief

today has used up all my energy (in a good) way and its been eeehhh somewhat productive

>>386341
sorry to hear that
let me know what i can do to help

>>386343
nevermind i fixed it

>>386345
it's okay, you can talk to me. it's me.

>>>/watch?v=CGkqp-OtCCM

>>386347
this was pretty good thanks for sharing

wat

i enjoyed it thanks

＃？？　？　？　？　？

fuck, man..

Do they ask me because they think I'm easy-going and understanding
or because I'm a soft touch who's going to say Yes to everything

$800 is a lot of money to lend someone I don't know that well

man don't be lending random people money
if i knew you were likely to lend someone $800, I'd ask you for it
but i didn't because i'm not a douchebag for the most part

say no

Yeah, I'd say no to that.

Yeah.. well. He can't exactly run away. I know where he lives.

Know how I know that?
I helped him move house

still don't do it
someone who meant a lot to me loaned me $750 like three years ago and i still owe that individual that money
i had every intention to pay it back but it just is a constant struggle
i'm grateful for it and it helped me in a very dire pinch, but i'm never asking someone for that again and even under best intentions i don't suggest lending it

I'd lend 800 bucks to my best friend.
I can't think of anyone else, except like my mom.

>>386360
i think i give my mom about that much every couple months but not as a loan
i just feel i've gotta do what i can to take care of her or whatever
being a former child to a person is a strange responsibility i guess

I'm pretty certain he'd pay me back.

But I could say no.
Just to prove that I'm not a soft touch.

But then I wouldn't be helping out someone who needs it just out of my own sense of insecurity
which isn't very good either.

d-doushio

Take precious family heirlooms from him as colatteral
Or something precious that isn't actually worth that much
Actually that's a dumb idea I don't thinkg many things are like that

>>386362
just say no
i'm a piece of shit who would ask for that money if i felt i needed it and i have needed it and still wouldn't ask you for it
so what i'm seeing is a lack of perspective of what the asker is seeing
that's a lot of money and it shouldn't be given out so freely

>>386364
yeah but you're just some random cunt on the internet

I lent my dad $1000 once, but I don't think I'd lend more than a few hundred to most people.
Well, only a few people I'd be willing to lend a few hundred to.

>>386365
it's me moon
i'm not a random cunt
i'm a special cunt
who knows a lot about asking for money and also sacrificing for other people too
i really suggest no

if you do choose yes, it has to be something that you're doing entirely out of your own accord and intentionally disregarding others' opinions on the matter because it means that much to you to help that person out to that extent
my honest opinion is, if you're unsure enough to be asking others, then it's a bad idea
if it means enough to you that you're going to do it regardless of others telling you no, then that's really the only way it's a worthwhile endeavor
so i'm going to say no and encourage you to listen to the others saying no, and if you still feel like doing it anyway then the situation has made itself pretty clear

800 bucks is too much!

We're talking

Images are dead.

>>386370
about Australian dollarydoos
so it's only $630 USD.
If that matters

Anyway, I'd get the money back one way or another.

I just question my own motives.
Do I genuinely want to help this guy out or do I just have a hard time saying No to people.

if your friend is asking you for 800 dollars, he's probably not the kind of person who is going to be able to pay it back
i'm not saying he doesn't intend to right now
i'm saying that understand you won't see the money ever again
if you do, it's bonus

>>386377
he said until payday, which is next Wednesday.

what's your courts minimum on suits over this stuff
can you just get him to sign an I O U

I could take him to small claims court.
Fuck that would be such a hassle though

Threaten to break his kneecaps

I could use a length of metal pipe
Fuck that would be such a hassle though

What does he need it for?

It sounds like a bullshit sob-story reason
but I actually know for a fact it's true.

His mother back in Bangladesh is in the intensive care unit. She's about to die. he wants to fly his kids out to see her.
He needs money for the tickets.

id lend the money if i knew that were true and knew he'd pay back

I do actually know it's true though..

How do you know it's true
Like I'm not doubting it but
How do you know

>>386394
It would be a very elaborate con if it wasn't
involving moving house, fake telephone calls, getting his wife and children to lie

probably more than $800 worth of effort

Maybe you could donate part of it and he could find someone else to help as well.

it works now!

What does? Images?

>>386402
This.
You might be able to donate like $400
And have him somehow raise the rest

>>386404
yeah

>>386406
Good job.

>>386405
>donate
Woah there
That's a whole step up from lending

No way I'm THAT nice.

>>386408
woah wrong words
What the hell am I saying
How old are his kids?
If they're late teens maybe they can do manual labour for a day or two

>>386380
i'll take you're dick to a small claims court
lmao jk

minase lori

>>386413
hey sk you ready for a fuck*ng double dbs weekend

>>386409
oldest one is 12.

I need to catch up on my anime cause I've been not watching anything for a while

>>386415
shit they're useless

>>386417
i dunno. She could probably fetch a decent child-bride dowery back in Bangladesh.

>>386416
there was nothin last weekend so i assume it's a double feature this weekend

I nee dto find something super fun to do.

Maybe you should be on a date.

dates arent very fun

if i wanted to lie to someone for an hour i'd visit my psychiatrist

sounds like you're doing dates wrong

>>386421
With who?

>>386423
This made me laugh
Really good post Anno
10/10

>>386425
I don't know.
Surely there's someone you can imagine having fun on a date with.

>>386425
your Nendos, obviously

>>386424
i only date artificial intelligence
like jan

I can assure you that people will think you're very cool.

No. YOUR entry request is too large, moe

>>386428
Cocoa is so cute I almost want to get one for my desk.

>>386427
Good people are hard to find!

>>386431
What makes a good person to you?
it's okay to not answe that but i'm curious

>>386431
I'm pretty picky, myself, so I don't really have room to judge.
You can borrow my girlfriend and go on a fun date with her.

>>386432
no tattoos, no criminal history, no weird piercings, not slutty, good personality, has a job.

oops hit done

>>386434
is a good start

>>386433
You sure you want to let me borrow her?

>>386434
Tattoos are such a big deal?
I think that 30 years ago tattoos had a bad image, but there are people who get really beautiful tattoos these days. I personally have two.
>>386437
I don't think they're so bad. I think they're pretty. To each their own of course, though.

I think Jammy is my ideal date. I only wish he lived closer.

>>386436
Huge turnoff for me.

>>386435
There would be rules, of course.
No physical contact other than hugging if she's fine with it.

>>386430

>>386436
What are your tattooes of?

>>386439
Would you get a tattoo dedicated to Yunocchi?

>>386435
wait, what if they had tattoos of shigure
specifically shigure's face
on top of their face
>>386440
I've got some artsy bullshit tattoos that mean a lot to me
mostly weebshit from Monster

>>386441
I don't think that would look very good.

>>386431

>>386440
yuno i would

I don't even know how people meet each other before they go on a date other than the internet.

I've always been the one being prayed on.

>>386444
My first date was somebody I knew from high school. We had a six year relationship before it ended.
My second date was someone I knew through the internet but met up with in Las Vegas during a road trip to California (where Vegas is not at).
I dated one person I met through a cycling trip in northern Indiana, and one through a class at uni.
Then I'm currently with someone I met through shitty chinese cartoon messageboards.

>>386444
meeting people is hard.
There is a lady at work that tries to set me up on dates but she only picks undesirables.

Which really isn't her fauly, humanity is 99.9% undesirables.

>>386444
they don't.
It's all a lie.

>>386446
Have you gone and realized they were undesirables or is she one of those people that can't even make someone sound good?

>>386447
They have to somehow.

>>386448
I checked up on them.

>>386448
It's all a ruse.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever been on a date with someone before we were in a relationship except for once.
I always do it backwards and end up tricked into the relationship before I even go on a formal date.

>>386445
I guess that first one is probably typical.

>>386449
That's good.
Going on a bad date sucks.
I don't remember if I talked about it on /moe/ but I ended up on a date in late 2015 with a girl that said my job at the suicide line was worthless and suicidal people would never actually call.

>>386434
Do you feel that their job matters, or only that they have one?
e.g. do you want someone in a relatable field that you can exhaust the same work stress together? Or would you want someone of a different career for some variety?

>>386452
A decent job would be nice.
That's really as far as my preference goes.

>>386451
maybe you talked about that I have a vague memory of it.
But yes, bad dates are bad.

I have only ever had one real date and that was 5 years ago

>>386453
my first relationship person wanted someone who was in their field of interest (arts) because they felt that they would understand them better than I would
without regret or remorse, I hope that they found that. I was a little reserved on the idea that you'd be able to find someone in you field that you could be happy with. I felt like you needed some variety to get away from that nonsense.

you like the azn boys right i know some really talented market researchers who are qtpie azn boys i could hook you up

>>386453
I don't always remember which stories I tell.

Dating someone you don't know seems stressful.
I hope Fish works out so I never end up doing that
Although I'd probably just not date until I'm tricked into a relationship again if it didn't.

give me some relationship advise, /moe/

Should I pay the extra $5 to get the H content in Nekopara?

just pirate it

>>386457
How much is the base game
Do what Kirara said pirate it unless you really love the developers of nekopara

>>386461
You bet your ass I'd steal a catgirl

>>386457
I'm sure it's on a certain bear themed site.

>>386455
I don't really care if they're the same field or not.

>>386456
I hope it works out too!
You're good at bumbling your way into finding really good partners though so I'm sure whatever will be fine.

>>386458
You wouldn't steal a catgirl!

>>386460
You can't just look up the CG sets. You need to earn that shit with time, love and compassion.

This is why you don't know anything about romance.

>>386460
My partners are pretty good at bumbling their way into finding a pretty poor one!
I am pretty lucky when it comes to that.
I wouldn't mind being alone, though.

>>386462
Not that I would know this, but H content is usually really awkward.
Just bad dialogue and weird sucking sounds.

>>386463
Yeah, you're super lucky!

>>386457
why don't you just torrent the game from nyaa

what? you don't want some neckbeard's fan-translation of a blow-by-blow account of what the developers imagine sucking a penis is like?
what's wrong with you

yeah but you can get the english version on nyaa too

>>386464
Probably luckier than I deserve to be.
But it'd be wrong to complain about something good like that.

I do have a rather unusual way of getting into relationships, I guess.

I'm kind of surprised, though. I'd expect there to be decent people around you in a profession like yours.

>>386466
>the devs didn't even take the time to suck a dick so they can accurately describe it
Why even waste your time playing this game they clearly didn't spend much time making it good

>>386465
because I was already gifted it

>>386469
true enough

>>386460
You seem like a person who waits for a good opportunity, so I'm sure you'll find something good without even realizing it.
>>386457
yeah probably
>>386463
Being alone is pretty nice. I personally value being alone above being in a relationship. If there's somebody who makes me want to be with them instead of being alone, that's pretty special, and I think that's kind of a sweet thing.

>>386470
you could probably just steal the r18 patch or something

>>386473
that's probably what I'll end up doing.

I mean, I would if I played games like that.
but I don't
so I won't.

Chocola best girl.

marsh how was your recompense

for what?

nevermind my mistake for thinking you were a decent person

yeah. that was a pretty retarded thing of you to think.

i sent you a link to a music mix
you can ctrl f recompense and it will be the first of three entries in the thread probably unless someone else used it

Oh. That. I'd actually heard it before and I was listening to something else at the time so I didn't put it on again.

I do like that sort of thing though. a lot.

laconic spartan is really great

just curiously, how many married individuals do we have on /moe/?
just the three, right?

who

>>386484
I got married at the end of Monster Musume

so at least four

i started getting some weird ads today
i can't think of anything that could have caused google to believe it should show me an ad like this

>>386488
>is she cheating on you
AKA
>is someone else doing the hard work for you
okay

huh

keepin a woman happy is hard work that i dont wanna do

oh i see

I'm not sure if it has something to do with being gay, but sleeping with women is just something I don't really want to do

Would you rather sleep with men

it's a little more convenient yeah
you gotta wash with like three layers of soap after sleeping with women to get the smell off
it's not a very good smell either

There's nothing gayer than sleeping with women.

i thought gay people loved sleeping with people of the opposite sex

>>386495
Wouldn't it be more unhygienic with a man?

>>386498
no because men know how to fuckin sanitize

And now with that High Quality Post complete and uploaded, it is time to once again leave the warm radiance of my parent's wifi and go back out into the real world.

Pleasure as always, /moe/.

>>386496
Yeah, that's true.

>>386500
bye bye

>>386497
Gay folkds are the type to prefer having a back massage than sexual contact

>>386495
We've had very different experiences with women, I think

>>386502
i think that gay people are as likely to prefer that as straight people are

>>386503
who's talking about women

oh wait i did
i could have came up with a better shitpost sorry

>>386504
I think all people are probably more likely to prefer a back massage but that doesn't change that gay people are more likely to as well

there are a lot of people that very much would prefer sex to a back massage
i think you're making a lot of generalizations based on your own preferences

i think that both are good depending on the circumstances
most people probably feel like they just want what they want when they want it

back massages are good but sexual contact is also good so it would really depend on mood id think

>>386508
Of course I am. It wouldn't be very fun if I wasn't. I think, at the least, most people have been in a situation where they'd prefer the comfort of a backrub to sexual contact though, even if not everyday. It's an appeal to those experiences so I can get sick upvotes.

haagen-dazs vanilla bean ice cream is always better than sex

you could probably combine those activities

no

im looking forward to not working tomorrow but i have things im apparently doing which is a little inconvenient

>>386511
hey gurl i got a vanilla bean for you wanna come to my trailer and check it out

>>386516
sounds suspicious

i have to find a way to become a functional human being again really soon
classes starting so early in January is not good

>>386518
i have five meetings next week, on top of trying to transcribe my way to survival
it's the new quarter and people are drowning me in requests for consultation
one long-time client who wants help using marketing platforms to aid recruiting efforts, one who wants to implement cryptonight services to monetize user traffic (scummy), one who needs a follow-up on compliance protocol for a team of like 12 c-suite/sales execs, and two other small time folks who just want some data analytics assistance
and joan shut down on me so i have to do the analytics without her

>>386518
Work hard!

>>386519
sounds busy

i have to start providing therapy next week even though im not even remotely functional after the anniversary a few days ago
i just lied on the couch for like 14 hours today

>>386521
ill at least try to

There’s a samurai rubber duck on my desk

not as busy as it sounds it's just boring
literally boring by the proper definition in that it bores into the mind
>>386523
what a relief

hello

>>386525
hey how are you doing

im afraid to start providing therapy before im even half functioning
i need better recovery time

tfw motherfucker flakier than dandruff

>>386527
then tell them no
it's not an unreasonable request even for florida

i will have to drop out of my program if i can't start providing therapy next week

>>386530
they can't do that

they can actually

no they can't lol

yeah they literally can actually
you don't know what you're talking about

yeah i don't know shit dude i've never been through anything
get the documentation and it's fine

documentation for what there's no documentation
if i don't do it, then i have to wait an entire year to start providing therapy which means i have to pay for an extra semester of grad school and waste my time and money and fall behind my cohort
it will also greatly increase the difficulty ill have getting practicum experience and it'll make finding an internship more difficult

>>386527
>when the therapist also needs a therapist
tough times

>>386536
if your school doesn't have mental health accomodations then there are larger problems than your requisites at stake because they can be sued

>>386538
im not eligible for accommodations

>>386539
why

because im not diagnosed with anything that i can use to explain why i ceased functioning

>>386542
it will take so long to be diagnosed with depression or some shit and it wouldn't even matter because >>386536

hence docuentation
go fuckin get it

good thing it's retroactive
i got mine in 11 days for my medical withdrawal from classes, but if you're not actually withdrawing but exempting from qualifications then that's even better
i understand it's cumbersome but tbh you're really just making excuses at the moment
i'm sorry if i sound like an asshole but it's true

i think you're just failing to understand my situation because you're too stuck in how you think it is
i explained something and you've been ignoring it
even if it's retroactive i already explained why it won't help

another year is not a big fuckin deal if it's what you need
if i didn't care i'd just ignore it and say nothin but that's not the case
don't fuck shit up out of stubbornness man

another year is an insanely big deal considering i feel like i can barely make it through the end of this school year and think about dropping out every day and just want this torture to be over

you're talking to someone who dropped out during trauma do you think i don't understand what that feel is
if it's something that matters don't be so stubborn that you ruin it
idk i guess i'm too big of an uneducated piece of shit to give you useful advice
just do what you want and don't complain since you're not gonna change either way

im saying that i do not think i have it in me to do an extra year
you're telling me that i should do something i do not think i can so
i would probably drop out after wasting even more money

and you're telling yourself that you should do something that you don't think you can do
what's the difference except that one of us cares about you and the other doesn't

im not under the impression that i can't provide therapy
i said i was afraid of doing it
not that i think i can't do it

and if i have to choose between two incredibly painful experiences, im going to choose the one that im more likely to survive

cute
post more

or as they say on proto-reddit
moar

Yo Bang, do you insureance your gear in Tarkov?

Also
<-ATK
>still 50 ATK
Fucking sickening...

>>386527
Stuff like that can be tough.
You're the type that steps up when you have to though.

>>386555
What's the best /moe/-ship?

>>386554
if i think there's a chance of me getting it back, yes
usually i do because if you insure your whole kit and get one or two pieces back it's worth the cost
when i play with friends, they usually hide my gear in bushes for me
i don't die as much as they do though
my survival rate is like 25%
which is pretty good

>>386556
Yeah. I know I'll make it work even if it's scary.
I'd like to run away but I don't know how.
My only options are to do it or drop out.

>>386557
Probably ToN x Pan

oh and that 25% is skewed by hatchet grinding

>>386559
Well, this is something I tell people often, but try to think about if your fears are rational fears or irrational fears.
That usualyl helps me with things that are worrying me.

>>386559
Can you compare them to an anime ship?

>>386558
>>386560
Do you like being scav or just normal drop-in more?

>>386561
My fears here are pretty rational.
At their core, my fear is that my problem will interfere with my ability to build rapport in the early sessions and harm the development of a therapeutic relationship.
The worst case scenario is that I have to work harder to fix it.
I just really don't want to have to do that.

>>386562
hmm
i can't think of too many
there's probably a great fujo ship that's similar

>>386562
I think I have fun playing scav for a few reasons.
I like to play like a little fucking faggot hiding in a bush
I've also pretended to be an AI before and bamboozled people before
I've spawned in as scav before and just spent a few minutes looting dead players for fuckloads of loot and then bailed

That said, dropping in fully geared with a couple of squadmates and cleaning up shop feels really fucking good
When everyone's moving in tandem, watching angles, communicating everything beautifully
It's like professional as fuck
Some of the most fun is also when shit gets hairy in those situations - nothing quite like pulling through for your comrade when he's taking too much fire, or when an unexpected guest shows up and your buddy rails him before he does any damage

Hard to say
Some of the grimiest and barely-alive moments came from hatchet runs and scav runs, but the accomplishment and the good loot usually come from geared-up runs

>>>/@markonilmar/949390183811702784

>>386563
I think you'll do fine building rapport.

>>386566
As long as I can pull my head together a little bit.

>>386564
How about dropping in with randoms...seeing them and their gears, then full betrayal...killing them and taking the gear?
Or is that too scumbag?
And do you guys / you yourself stream it any?

>>386566
How about you!
What's the best /moe/-ship?

I'd never drop in with randos
Trust no one but the ones who would die for you
I tested out streaming a bit today to show a couple of friends
The stream runs great actually, better than I expected
There's this problem when the game tries to encode the grass though
Only matters in certain areas of certain maps
I plan on streaming more when I get to play with my friends more
I have a couple other friends who are interested in watching but don't really want to play

>>386567
What I do is a little different than what you do, but I have no problem building rapport with people despite the fact that I'm 100% empty on the inside. You'll be fine!

>>386568
Shipping moes is too dangerous!

>>386570
You're not empty on the inside.
And our situations are a little different. I'm worried that my emotional issue related to the anniversary of Teacup's death will make it difficult to connect with my clients.

>>386569
I'd wanan watch too.
Seems fun until a few more kinks in it are ironed out...then playing it.

Any /moe/s in the group of firesquard?
*squad

And have you played fucking PUBG?

>>386570
What's life without a little danger?!

>>386568
the best moe ship is bang and loneliness

>>386572
There's a few changes that are going to change the game dramatically
Of course the addition of several maps is going to have an effect
But adding in a persistent karma system is going to change game flow entirely
I'm hoping the direction they go for is to make scavs all together as a team
Where scav-on-scav violence is a serious offense

>>386559
I always thought ToN would go with koi for some reason

>>386575
no way
blue and ToN is a terrible ship
ton is childhood friends with pan and they already sleep in the same room all the time and love each other even though ton claims he's not into pan

>>386571
I dunno, my internal world is like that.
It's fine though, I can still build rapport. Rapport doesn't have much to do with your internal state.
Most people are very simple and very easy to build rapport with.

>>386572
Shipping is a lot of danger.

>>386572
No moes
Well not yet at least
The only other moes who play video games all play kusoge
Right now it's just been my brother and his/my friend
The ones watching were one of my close friends and my internet friend from quebec

>>386577
My problem is that my emotional state is having a substantial effect on my behavior.
That difference in behavior may serve to make it more difficult.
For example, my posture, eye contact, etc.
It's not that I have emotional issues, it's that those issues influence my behavior and right now, I need to get my head together so they don't fuck up my sessions.

>my problem is that my emotional state is having a substaintial effect on my behavior
god i wish life wasn't like this

>>386580
hard same

if only we were all robots
and we didn't need to have sex we'd just like upload feels to a big feel network

Maybe we're like that already.

>>386579
Well, I don't know much about that type of issue but i do know you're the type that is able to do what needs to be done.

>>386583
help

>>386584
I'll make it work somehow.
I'm not even ready for school.
I've just been lying around like a sad sack of meat since I got back.

>>>/watch?v=1bJVn70dwQs

it never really mattered that much to me
but you were just too damn dope for me

oh you asked about pubg, anon
yeah i've played the everliving fuck out of pubg
i used to roll with a squad and we'd probably do 25-35% winrate on good days
solo i was probably about 15%, but that's damn fuckin good
i stopped playing for a while and started playing Rainbow 6 Siege though and now I'm rusty at pubg

>>386586
I heard.
You'll be able to move when it's time.

alright /moe/
whiskey and coke
or whiskey and whiskey

>>386589
I guess you're getting complaints.

>>>/watch?v=RIhTi2I5pcA

oh it slow-low-low-low-low-low-lowly grows

>>386591
Not really.

>>386593
That's a surprise.

oh it's ooooooh
oooh
oh
ooooooh
ah

I'm feeling really fuckin cooped up right now

>>386594
She's a little impatient but it's fine.

>>386597
I see.

It will be fine!

Eventually.
I don't like to let people down, though.

>>386596
Take a walk outside. Then bring /moe/ back a picture of the moon from where you are.

>>386588
Male or female character? The most important PUBG question.
So, Rainbow Seige is good?

>>386602
But why?!

i remake my character every time i get 3000 points

for the memes

Rainbow 6 Siege is probably the best competitive tactical shooter atm

>>386600
It's important to tend to your needs too.

>>386605
I'm trying!

can bang please tend to bang's needs please?
bang you need to stop being shit

actually i've had 3 cigarettes in 5 days so far
that's pretty good
i cleaned my room and did all of my laundry
all of it
uhh
i got ditched like twice this week
but w/e

Is tilde around? Probably not.

It's a bit late to be starting anime, isn't it?

it's never too late unless it makes bang's' night worse

>>386608
good job with the cigs

What are you guys watching during anime time?

i actually don't know
i was just going to watch what everyone else watches

Rika said there's some battle shonen and the Junji Ito show (which she won't watch)

Why not?!
The Junji thing is one of the best this season!

She said because it's horror.

I might not watch it either since it's DEEN but I'll at least give it a try and hope they don't ruin it.

It's "horror"...
Junji is more creepy than horror.

>>386617
Like the Gyo movie?

to me, horror has always just been the lowest tier of comedy

>>386610
Yeah but I'd stillwatch it. It's friday!

>>386618
The Gyo movie was so bad.

DEEN is always a coin flip.
They do a fantastic adaptation or one of the worst thi ngs you'll ever see.

>>386620
I forgot it was Friday.

>>386619
"King's Game: The Animation" is horror...and it's apparently fucking halarious.
So...you might be onto the horror being lowest comedy.

>>386621
Yes...Yes it was.

/a/ seems to think the first ep was fine though...the first story they chose to do was abit "Why?" but not bad.

>>386622
I can't trust /a/'s opinion on anything these days.

Oh!
"Another" was also "horror"
It too was a laughing-stock.

i haven't started drinking yet but i don't think my friend is gonna come through

>>386624
Another was a masterpiece.

that means i'm absolutely about to start drinking

Order a pizza.

already ate

You'll just be hungry later!

Why eat at all if you're just going to get hungry again?

Are you guys gonna watch Devil-man?
It's out!~

I'll have to watch it tomorrow.
If I feel up to it.

My anime friends are all dead.

push me to the edge
anime friends are dead

>>386635
all of em

my sense of smell is coming back
and it's not such a great thing actually tbh

on the bright side there is now a value to having a scented candle in my room

>>>/watch?v=5jBhNcf3VZ0
on the bright side i
i
on the bright side

>>386635
>>386636
>>>/watch?v=0OgNsrGnN7Y#t=1m12s

Yo Bang, did the song for you get delivered?

hit me on the drums

>>386643
?

>>386645

>>>385139 →
You'll like it!
Proably...

>>>/@RespectableLaw/949525703351029760

this ad seems to be following me around for some reason
idk anything that i could have done that'd make google give me this

why do i have to be bang rn

>>386646
yeah this is p good

>>386649
Maybe it wasn't you who googled
Maybe it was fish

>>386652
using my google account?
she has her own

>>386649
Yeah, that's strange!

>>386653
Maybe she hacked in and looked at your internet history

She knows all of my passwords I think
but looking at my internet history wouldn't cause me to get that ad

>>386654
Isn't it weird?
It's such a scammy ad, too.

>>386657
Idk, she knows my main ones at least
I think that's pretty normal

>>386656
>knows all of my passwords
Wow you guys are serious

>>386649

>>386658
crazy how the days of pumping nerf guns are gone

I had a sick offbrand nerfgun that had a chain you feed in like a machine gun
It was awesome

i never really had nerf guns as a kid
or like toys that weren't legos

i remember one birthday i got some nerf toy i really wanted
and the morning after i opened the box back up to play with it and ants had eaten all the foam stuff
which now that i think about it seems really suspicious?
my mom just like
threw the whole thing out after that

>>386662
>ants had eaten all the foam stuff
...
what

yeah idk
i don't think that's normal
i wonder if my mom did something to the foam
i was like under age 10

I can't find anything online about similar experiences
i guess i was fooled

>>386664
why would ants eat foam

Maybe it was a candy gun?

nah i remember it was nerf
>>386666
idk
maybe she put honey on it or something

i mean i remembered about hte movie with sinbad but.

>>386668
>it was nerf or nothing
>Kirara got nothing

i got something
it was just taken away from me
like everything always is

All your problems have stemmed from the ants eating your gun!
Go kill a bunch of fucking ants!

It was probably my mom's fault.
That's why she probably threw it away instead of getting me replacement darts.

when I was a kid all the other kids would kill ants for fun so I tried punching them and telling them to stop killing ants so they called me gay and bullied me

Do ants eat foam?

I don't believe so.
That's why I'm saying my mom must have done something.
She's always been abusive like that.

>>386674
Did you get to save the ants?

>>386674
you're gay for me only

>>386677
Bang don't put words in my mouth

>>386676
No they just killed more ants because they thought provoking me was funny
I DIDN'T SAVE A DAMN THING

>>386679
I was setting you up for a joke about dicks in mouths

did you want something else?

>>386678

whoa hold on dude that's actually really gay

>>386681
what is

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

fish got a little mad at me for laughing at this

but it's funny, right?

>>386684
wow

>>386686
can you imagine
the rage

>>386685
inoffensive but not that funny

>>386684
>>386685
Both are equally funny to me!

We won't let you get away with this fat controller
AZUMA
SHINKANSEN
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>386689

>>386691
WE WON'T LET YOU CONTROL OUR DESTINY
WE'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS

You've already been off the rails!

alright we got two options now
more whiskey
more whiskey

wtf

that's what the inside of my head is like today

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>>386699
cool knuckles the echidna

It's cold and my hands are chapped!

Just don't be cold, stupid!
And don't have hands!

>>386702
Put on some chap stick.

>>386703
you're giving me such the opportunity for joke

>>386703
>that image
savage

i want to see some buttes

arizona is kind of cool if not extremely boring

t. raised in arizona

i got really sick in Arizona and then they gave me promethazine with codeine at the grand canyon

basically everything ever sucks

smoked gouda doesn't suck

right now - yes it does

Vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?

i need my life to be more adventure

>>>/watch?v=_3nIFX8GjVc
i'm not panicking about my future because i'm sure that a wuki dj set is somewhere in there

>>386715
Vanilla bean if I can say that. Vanilla if not.

>>386704On
oh my hands?
on my hands too

>>386719
Sure, why not?

Chapstick is really amazing.
If you knick yourself shaving, you can apply chapstick and it'll stop bleeding immediately and won't be visible.
I bet it can cure your hands.

>>386715
raspberry

>>386721
I hate that ship so much.
And I'm a /u/fag.

>>386715
vanilla i think
but sometimes any of them

>>386720
Lotion would probably be better.

>>386725
or coconut oil

>>386723
I don't like the ship all that much but I do like cute comics.

>>386725
Or the blood of innocent maidens.

>>386727
I've got lots of that kind of blood and it doesn't keep my hands from chapping.

>>386729
Are you saying you're innocent?

>>386729
You can't use your own blood.
You have an immunity to your own blood.

>>386730
Of course.

>>386731
What sense does that make?

>>386732
This is basic biology, Rika.

>>386733
It seems weird to me.

It's pretty normal.

sabrina the teenage witch is getting a Netflix reboot

Sabrinas cat pretty much carries that show tbh

replace it with morgana

Kirara are you trying to make me mad

>trying to scroll up with mouse-wheel
>it keeps scrolling down
>scroll down
>it goes up

Life is suffering...

>>386741
isn't it a little late to be getting mad?

>>386743
Your motherfucking life ends as soon as I get out of bed

It definitely won't be as good!

You know what would have been cool
If you could make morgana not talk in dungeons by letting him die in battle
That would've been cool

you know what would've been cool
if i got to //

>>386747
to what

>>386747
this girl is nice

>>386748
i was only going to say something edgy but there's no point

>>386750
okay

>just out of high school
>actually smoked
>actually listened to obscure doom and thrash and cybergrind
>actually drank myself stupid
>avoided doing any of those things in front of people so they wouldn't think i'm just edgy

friends fell through
anime fell through
online friends nowhere to be found
no reason to be awake
might as well just sleep so i can go to work sooner
work is now exciting?
i cut down on hours so i can have more time to have a life
and then suddenly i don't have a life anymore and i don't even work a lot to make up for it
come on what the fuck seriously

there
is that edgy enough

is this thing on?

y'all watchin the gorilla channel too?

>>386755
that's too real to be edgy

Tadaimasu

>>386757
is that a metaphor for my life

goodnight /moe/
well
not so good
but it is night

bye bye

>>386761
Yasumi Bangarino

the worst nights are the ones where i'm too depressed to even look at porn
and falling asleep is that much harder
whatever

Right?

Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep?

If I can’t sleep I fill my tub with philly cream cheese and nestle

How does that usually work out for you?

Thick layer of cream
amniotic fluid
binaural beats
weighted tarp
i return to th womb

puts me right out within 30min

That's really weird
You should try sleeping pills instead

Or like, melatonin which is a bit different from other sleeping pills but I also recommend it

Nah man sleeping pills will fuck you up
if I’m going into that little death I’m doin it au naturale

Melatonin is a naturally occurring chemical in the body that helps regulate your sleep cycle, melatonin supplements help maintain or fix that cycle, its not a sedative or whatever

Going to attempt sleep
Oyasumi

Lol byeee

hi

hey

Hoi

how long til you have to work tonny
or do you have weekends free

weekends freeeeee usually but my schedule doesnt show weekends pretty much at all so maybe never

but you're free this weekend?

yeah im half awake so what i meant to say was "i was informed may work weekends when i was hired but i havent worked one yet so i might not be scheduled for them at all"

oh okay
hope you enjoy your weekend then

thanks

Some times they're the only thing in life you can enjoy.

>weekends

All weeks have an ending.
That doesn't mean they all end at the same time for everyone.

I'm gonna reconstruct my calendar by pay cycle because weekends dont exist

how are people missing during the final exam

Maybe they got cold feet.

It is fucking freezing on the East Coast right now after all.

>>>/@cou5101/949318373019545601
for blue

Copper feel

>>386793
i saw
that rude lewd former dude

She's got a really nice style, doesn't she.

I'm a stable genius.
very smart

So does that mean you're good with horses?
>>386796
how cold is it

The best with horses.

hey nags happy weekend

is that a fucking yukari for ants

Happy weekend to you too!

>>386802
for aunts
>>386803
water you up to i'm trying to set up google adwords

class about to start again
daily reminder that koi needs spoiling

>>386802
its a sfw yukari for ants

>>386797
I feel her so deeply.
I can't wait for more of this.

>>386798
like, totally, smart.

>>386799
50

>>386807
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it next week.
The art is really nice too. It's a really relaxing show.

i have to learn people's names now
i hope i never work with my dad on the track

>>386808
I agree
I was surprised rika didn't have strong feelings about it


also
>>>/@HamillHimself/946762438346547202
pic of hamill's rebel character

adwords doesn't let me set search terms outside of my // what's related to my business
that takes all the fun out
i also can't use inappropriate language in the services description

>>386809
call everyone buddy, friend, comrade, or waga tomo

WAGA TOMO YO

>call control
>picks up emergency phone
>SHIREI

>>386807
It's around 0-4 outside here

>>386813
that's some pretty hair

>>386815
lucky

>>386804
Not a lot. I will probably get out of bedclothes, have a shower and flounder about.
>>386814
That just made me hear that dramatic video of dog going SHIREI SHIREI SHIIIRREEEEEEEIII TEEBAA

It is cold here.
I don't know what temperature.
1 C
apparently.

It's a mild -21C here.
I wish it was warmer.

>>386817
I'm actually really cold my friend.
We dont' want to turn the heat up too much to avoid costs.
My hands are ICE

>>386810
I thought I saw him in one of the Resistance speeders on Crait but maybe it was just his son. Or maybe it was him. his son kind of takes after him a fair bit.

>>386820
abolish your hands

>>386819
Tilduh
the trans company //
a transcription company i work for is recruiting
would it be something you'd be interested in

trams, trains, and trannies
the /moe/ special

>>386820
see >>386822

>>386821
yeah, def

>>386818
i like the duck one
squeeze all the ducks and they scream

>>386824
but I need my hands for a LOT of things I like to do

>>386823
On a knee-jerk reaction, definitely.
I'd have to learn more about the requirements and expected work and the details before I make a proper answer though.

>>386826
The ducks make a very good choir of the damned.

>>386827
blue is right though
gotta abolish ICE

wear some gloves

>>386828
it's more about your expectations
you should try transcribing something and see if it's grating or enjoyable
that'd give you some perspective
it's flexible work so it's really about whether or not you'd be motivated to do the work

the application is just a sample test so don't stress yourself trying to make a proper answer, just somethin to consider

>>386830
wear some glubs
glub glub

with all this downtime
i could have bought..

I wish I had applied for that company that works with the railway disciplinary committee
then i could talk trains with blue all day

>>386831
Yeah, I'll definitely test it out.
Could always use more money.

>>386836
$60 per hour of audio transcribed
for me that works out to about 25 dollars an hour
but i was a lot slower when i started and made like 10 an hour maybe

Yeah, I make fourteen CAD an hour at my job, so even if I can't get the same pace you do I'd still probably eventually be able to get better value.

>>386839
Yeah, back in, maybe October? Late September? You might've seen me complaining about it; I haul beer off production lines and onto pallets.
It's exhausting work and I would happily take something that lets me be physically lazier.

Would having another job create issue with the transcription work?

i thought you didn't have a job
did you find one

I earn some much less than most of you!
I earn $12 an hour.

>>386838
oh, i'm sorry for not paying attention
i feel bad i should have noticed
>>386840
i make about that some hours. it depends on the work
sometimes there's no work
i'd trade you just for the steadiness

>>386838
not logistically, that'd be fine
you could always take some work in the evenings or whatever
but for you it might
if youre exhausted from hauling beer off pallets are you particularly gonna wanna use your brief evenings doin more work

>>386842
that cat purse is pretty cute
you should come to america we have jobs

It would be nice to have a little more money.
I might start looking for a new job.

>>386841
Well, it's not a Mon-Fri job; they just call me in whenever I'm needed.
That's usually a reliable two days of eight hours of work and then everything else is up in the air until the night before a day they need me.
So I might have two week days of time that I don't have any pressing obligations.

Having money is nice.
I'll have a very large sum more than I expected to have in 2018.

>>386841
The cat purse is amazing.
Moving to america would be cool but I don't think I'd qualify for being a high skilled work or whatever the criteria is for working visas is.

>>386843
you'd wanna try getting a feel for what transcribing something is like when you get some time
the test to apply is supposed to demonstrate experience in the industry
so you gotta pretend you've been doin it for a year or something first

>>386844
Money is great. it means no worries for the rest of your days.

>>386847
i dunno about that

>>386847
If only.

I'd be much more stress-free if I had a bit more money.

>>386840
11.75 bby

>>386851
I didn't know babylonian currency was still in use

When I worked at the suicide hotline, I made $10.50/hr
now i make 0 an hour
but still have some money coming in

>>386850
It certainly does help not to have that source of stress.

>>386850
i would like less stress and for you to have less stress too

i wish i could show you sainte genevieve
there's so many cool things out here
it's a very old french settlement here and the historic district is real pretty and the houses are all cute and there are a bunch of small shops and there are caves and a river and a ferry and a big fairgrounds where they hold fairs

>>386855
i mean, you'd just have to try transcribing something
there's not much study learning
it's just doing it and figuring it out

>>386846
Yeah, I'd have to learn what proper transription -transcription is supposed to look like, but I think I could manage it.

>>386854
this fuckin image
it looks happy in the thumbnail and then really pissy enlarged

>>>/@taegi_tv/949363238667476992

>>386857
i wouldn't be surprised if that's real but the story reads like some /x/ story just to creep people out

If it reads at all.
It was a real struggle to figure out exactly what was going on from the content jumble of those pictures.

apparently it's real, there are a ton of tweets about it with screenshots of it describing things around them but obviously there's got to be a trick to it since some random app isn't going to have the capability to look all around your room and shit

google shows results from 2015
so i mean
sounds like one of those resurfacing things if people are tweeting about it now
it might be something really shitty and they just keep trying to make it go viral so people will check it out but it's too boring to stay interesting for long
i'ma check it out

i figured it out
you can "teach" it how to respond to certain replies
so you can tell it exactly what you want it to say if you say "what am i wearing?"

that's boring as fuck
did they even try
literally just defining input strings to storage
how is it even an app

yeah what a disappointment

So it's not even utilizing the camera it's just a parakeet?

it does have access to the camera and stuff but it doesn't seem to be using it

it's a standard chatbot that learns from its users
you can just also teach it exact responses

so people are using that to pretend it's stalking them

>>386865
it's just a pair of keiths

>>386866
Unless there's some complexity here like the bot being able to learn that you're telling it your grey sweater is both grey and a sweater, what fucking use should a chatbot have with your device camera.
There's certain permissions apps on your devices shouldn't have and this gets pretty close to being exactly that.

>>>/@chiminchiminie/949542037702959104

>hey, you work with machine learning and algorithms right
>yeah
>cool can you help me with advertising

not exactly what was said but basically how the discussion went that lead to me doing advertising consulting this month

>>>/@jibwinnie/949668661094158336
>>>/@jibwinnie/949668724650504197

it's just a stan Twitter thing that managed to make it into my timeline somehow I guess

>>386868
looks like the app basically asks for all the common permissions

>>386870
are you getting paid well?

Maybe I'm out of touch but I don't think camera is a common permission.

Or at least, I'm of the opinion that it shouldn't be a common permission.

As long as you say yes it can touch it.

>>386872
idk yet
i have to do some preliminary research to gauge the scope and expectations before commitment occurs
probably not though
i've got fifty dollars until payday
health insurance will suck up most of my paycheck after that
well not most but a big chunk

>>386874
yeah it definitely shouldn't
i think it used to be
i remember a lot of apps used to just ask for tons of permissions instead of just specific ones
might be like that

>>386876
health insurance is so expensive man

the price of my adhd meds went up by like $70 last month and i still gotta pay shit tons for insurance

Just get a job at a hospital like me

>>386877
i got 300 tax credits per month towards my premium and it's still 130 per month which is affordable
but that means it was 450 a month for my premiums
and a thousand dollars deductible
and if something haps with the tax situation i could be liable for the entire amount from tax credits throughout the year accrued
so 3600 to pay back to the IRS

>>386878
yeah uhh my health insurance is hospital employee benefits

just risk your life on the railroad like me

>>386880
They don't have like a wellness screen and stuff you can do to lower the cost?
My insurance is normally around 100 but with no tobacco and the wellness I'm at like 20

$300 dollars worth in glasses

>>386882
nah
shit's just expensive
and my medication is so expensive
the only solace is that my (already incredibly cheap) allergy meds are now free
>>386879
holy shit

>>386884
i still owe the penalty from not having health insurance in 2016
it's so fuckin dumb
i couldn't afford health insurance so i had to pay a penalty to the IRS??
it baffles me every fucking day how that was a thing

it's great that companies run the government and can make the government punish you for not buying their products

It's great that all these arrangements of Egoistic Flowers have recreated the audience sounds in the original

>>386886
hillary wanted to fuckin double down on that shit too
go eat a gigantic ass hillary

fuck the government

leave me alone

leave me a loan

abolish the government and let us be free

do you have the INJURED? image
i could go for that right now

>>386893 →
>>386893 →
>>386893 →

>>386892

thanks