Thread #355172

The new thread
Brought to life by this raccoon
In collaboration with TN

I played with some toobie with marsh's roomie
p fun game
>>355177
hi ton
my computer is jammed can you fix it

hello yes this is ton

i'm off to a meeting

>>355178
have fun

>>355178
good luck

>>355178
see you later crocodile

nice

considering getting dangaropa for the ps4

You post some good images m80

You should also totally get that game

might as well get nier while I'm at it fuck it

Christmas Kuma

maybe should consider sleep

only consider it, don't do it

yeah prolly not gonna do it

i missed my doctor's appointment
i didn't know it was todya
fuckin rip

Are you going to die now?

I'm here now. Hello people.

ah damn, party's over

shit here's here, stop talking about them

>>355195
>>355196
Did you actually talk about me.

Great now I have to actually check all the other thread.

I have read it all you liars.

fell for it once more

>>355199
You guys are MEAN. TOTAL MEAN.

>>355201
Hi there.

Boop

New posters?

Isn't it horrifying?

very scary right?

new people on MY /moe/?
it's more likely than you think

>>355202
The newest of posters.

>>355203
Not very. No.

>>355206
are you going to be NEW POSTER forever?

that'd be very confusing

the new guy will always be the new guy

>>355207
>>355208
>>355209
Goodness no. I will eventually become the POSTER.

SHINGATA Kannagi kaishi!

I liked the original better

Gotta constantly evolve

Fresh new face.
Same great taste.

>>355214
hello new poster would you like a tour?

>>355214
>>355215
i FEEL MOCKED.
No one gave ME a tour.

you can suck my DICK
and then get a tour of MY BALLS

>>355217
Woow. I can't believe you are so unwelcoming. New posters need to feel at home!

my dick needs to feel at home in you

>>355219
Your dick is already at home. Between your legs.

I can't wait for money

>>355214
TOO LEWD to use my name in vain!

Test. How does this trip looks.

>>355221
Who can tbh.

>>355222
Marry me and give it to me.

What a sinful playboy.
Is this what you do. Save a girl from centaurs and ask her to marry you.

probably paid those centaurs to attack you too

>>355225
I mean, sometimes I fail to save a girl from centaurs and opt to just lap pillow on their corpse.

Koilassic could be an icecream flavour in japan

>>355227
Necrophilic lap pillows don't get you the marriages.

Rate my trip plz k thx.

0/10 try again

i/6

>>355227
you do know centaurs always gangrape their victims

You are as pleasant as always TN

>>355233
Go home Asanagi.
>>355229
It's okay. I'll take her on a date through the Harathi Hinterlands and we can enjoy planting tents on the corpses of our enemies.

>>355234
I don't write aeons old lore on mythological creatures.

>>355231
>>355232

>>355224
s-sugoi

>>355235
Centaurs must all be destroyed!
How dare they kill me multiple times at level 1
>>355240
Its the Harathi Hinterlands.

>>355235
it's Harathi Highlands or Hinterlands if I remember right

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Harathi_Hinterlands

ah I was thinking WoW. I also just looked it up. WoW has a zone called Arathi Highlands and also a zone called Hinterlands

>>355243
agreed, that's why I play runescape now

>WoW
wow sad.

>>355238
no, i'm koi

>>>/@wakiwakiwakiko1/938058452001177600

Man, you guys are TOTAL NERDS.

>I left my character in the Harathi Hinterlands last.
oh yeah, I was investigating dust spots
I should do the new story stuff. Or at least get into the new zone. I'm sure I'm missing out on some kind of daily foolishness.

What is this dust?
Sounds like a drug

sorta
it is for me anyway
I just grind it and sell it
the price has gone up and it's good money
Radiant Dust is one of the fastest and easiest crafting materials to farm. And the prices goes way high when they announce new Legendary Weapons.

If someone told me that Radiant Dust was the new drug on the street and it came from russia, I wouldn't bat an eye

>>355193
probably

>>355252
can I have your stuff?

>60m Kokoros
it's a good day

blue you still in the buttcoin business?

my meeting was incredibly productive and my professor and i accidentally started working on a theory of critical thinking development

>>355256
Congrats on the meeting. Professor of what, exactly?

>>355254
does kokoro's hair taste like cotton candy

>>355256
congrats

>>355257
Well, she's technically not my professor, but she teaches cognition and some other stuff.
I'm her lead research assistant.

>>355260
By the way you describe it, you are actually doing useful stuff. Congrats on all that!

Thanks!

The critical thinking stuff is just something we kind of stumbled on through conversation, but we ended up talking about it for like an hour and a half.
We had to part ways because she has to go home to her son and I'm on two hours of sleep, so we'll talk about it more after reflecting on it soon.
I think we're onto something, though, and we'll be able to work out methodology to test it if so.

>>355258
no. And if it did, I wouldn't tell anyone.

>>355253
the only thing i own is debt

>>355263
what does it taste like then

>>355262
can i hear about it
not right now ofc since you're tired

>>355265
that's a secret

>>355267
what does her poofy pants smell like

>>355262
Holy moly actual science and philosophy and shit on the making. Tell more.

>>355266
Yeah, sure. I think you'd probably have some good insight into it, too.

>>355269
I can't really talk about the theory we started working on here!
It's just about the development of critical thinking and how to foster it in people.
I want to say but I really shouldn't.

>>355268
creep

I'm going to sell your theory to competing universities

>>355272
tbh you'd probably have to pay other universities to take the time to read whatever you want to put out there
not to mention probably paying to publish it before they'd even consider it

yeah it won't be worth looking at until we have something to show for it

at most other researchers would show interest in it but probably not too many because it sounds like it's really going against the status quo

we also started planning a cognition course for the professor to teach the grad program and i got my assistantship position renewed like a year early

even if i remembered my appointment was today, there's no way i would have been able to make it there
it's an hour and a half away and my back is in too bad of shape to be driving
i can't even sit to work for more than 20 minues at a time
>>355275
a course on cognition sounds really interesting but also sounds like the kind of thing that i would be hoping is way more developed and thorough than it actually might be
i haven't taken graduate courses in psych so maybe it's a lot better than i'm imagining
i just know i look at books and literature on stuff like that and it's like wow it's fucking nothing
yuno what i mean

>>355275
who is this office woman a
with a tiara

>>355277
queen mebd

>>355276
did you miss psychiatrist?

i think it probably wouldn't be as good as you'd like this year but maybe in a year or two when we've implemented our plans
this professor and I basically want to remake the whole program in a way that better promotes competency and has less emphasis on tests and shit

yeah it was today at 11
i thought it was next week
idk it'll probably be fine
>>355278
i read some literature from a cognitive researcher at MIT who was focused on AI stuff and i thought wow this will probably be cool
and it was just talking about feeding data into ML until it could produce art based off its learning feed
and i'm like wow that's really not novel or interesting at all, high school students are doing that with music and putting it on youtube it's not even clever

>>355279
the professor i work under is into AI and stuff, she's an engineer turned cognitive researcher that wants to learn about robot psychology and stuff like that
we do a lot of human factors stuff
a lot of human-tech interaction stuff
she's pretty good too, she almost worked at apple and google straight after getting her doctorate and she gets to go to all those google elite tech conferences and stuff

>>355278
oh yeah i used her in shadowverse shes pretty cute in fate huh

>>355280
i'm not sure i'd want to work at apple or google anymore
oracle's probably the place to be
they put on some good conferences too

>>355282
yeah, she turned those offers down
because they wouldn't let her travel and she didn't want to live in silicon valley lok
lol*

yeah i don't want to either
i did want to
but i don't want to
i don't like it

how do i start fucking up commas

Darn sis needs PC see you later people (altho I wasn't even chatting but lurking)

>>355286
call your sister a whore and tell her that /moe/ is more important than whatever she wants to do
Be a MAN

>>355290
Just use PG language then

bye

tell your sister that /moe/ hates her

>>355287
She's like 12. I can't be a man.

>>355289
No she will think I'm a loser for posting with "chan" guys.

LET ME AT ER

make sure she is browsing safely

She is changing her clothes but, if I leave, it's because she came.

>>355292
Safely... Except on her roleplay groups. But she tells me almost anything she does, so I know she isn't on funky business.

>>355294
Duly noted!!

>>355295
She always says "lol you are talking with 4chan people haha". I mock her with her roleplays and stuff and she says "at the very least I don't care about them"

turn on parental blocks
and turn off adblock

>roleplays
>will think your a loser for chatting with chan people

>>355293
>she tells me almost anything she does
How do you know she isn't witholding stuff
I know I didn't tell my parents everything I did online as a kid

>>355293
i thought rping was for fat people
you said your sister had a nice body did she get fat since then

>>355296
Almost everything but not verything.

>>355297
My sis is somewhat fat. I never said she had a nice body

wow
sounds like shes the loser here

why are y'all bullying some 12 year old

See ya now. she's gonna use the PC.

>>355300
We're simply concerned for her safety on the information highway

>>355298
oh

>>355300
why arent tou

i have bigger fish to fry

now i can eat dinner and take it easy for like two hours and then go to bed

whatcha gonna eat?

I got pizza.
No time to cook tonight!

Does Fish know how to cook?

>>355308
wass on it?

>>355310
Just cheese!

>>355309
Yeah, but she isn't good at the grill so it was easier to leave what's defrosted for tomorrow.

>>355312
I'm pretty plain in what I eat.
I can't taste a lot right now anyway.

so you have just cheese + sauce pizza
plain as fuck

And your religion does limit what you can eat, as an added minus.

yeah, no meat+dairy is hell-tier

so what about cheese?

What do you mean?

cheese is a dairy product

Yeah, that's why I can't put meat on my pizza.

Oh now I get it
so what about fish?

She likes sardines /// anchovies i mean
We got two pizzas and one of them is half mushroom and anchovies

>>355321
Shrimp isn't kosher and I'm allergic to it anyway.
Fish on pizza is fine, but I don't really like anchovies.

I mean why not fish on pizza?
or shrimp

Oh well
last pizzas i ate had so much emat on them
kebaba, salami, pepperoni, ham, bacon

i miss pizza with meat

WE
ARE YOUNG BUT GETTING OLD BEFORE OUR TIME
WE'LL LEAVE THE TV AND THE RADIO BEHIND
DON'T YOU WONDER WHAT WE'LL FIND
STEPPIN' OUT TONIGHT

>>>/watch?v=PEczLzpVigQ

On a motherfucking Craigslist roadtrip.

>>355323
Do you also miss not going to synagogue on Yom Kippur?

i don't go to synagogue anymore because it's not worth risking getting murdered

Get a cc permit.

1. firearms not allowed in synagogue
2. safer to just avoid a situation where i might need to protect myself if i can

How many people in your area have been murdered on their way to or from synagogue in your area in the past five years?

idk i haven't lived here five years but i know i had a swastika put in my mailbox at school

hello, hello!

Hi Rika.

You're being a bit paranoid, and while I do understand it I think you're being a bit unrealistic in your expectations of violence against you.

>>355330
>>355328
What's the likelihood of being attacked near or in a synaggogue?

>>355333
Hello

>>355336
idk
probably not high but it's enough that i'm not willing to go when i know that i've already been targeted

>>355335
yeah i don't really care

How are we all doing today?

>>355336
About as high as anywhere else.

>>355338
I'm incredibly tired but I had the most productive day I've had in a long time so I'm feeling good.
How are you?

>>355339
>be american
>get shot
Wowiie seems pretty high

>>355338
I'm feelin lazy

>>355342
Does Florida have a lot of crime?

>>355341
Basically, but really I mean "as high as the rate of the town/neighborhood the synagogue is located in"

>>355341
Yes

>>355341
You don't have to worry about getting shot if you increase your immunity to bullets by being shot with smaller caliber bullets.

>>355344
The Final Fantasy II way of powering up

>>355345
I think you mean *Final Fantasy IV

>>355346
Why IV?
The joke I was making was that with IIs leveling system the best way to grind was to just beat the shit out of your own party members
Since taking damage increases their max HP

Oh nvm
Cause FF2 released in the US and Europe on SNES was actually FFIV, and FFV was released as FFIII and FFVI was released as FFIV
FFVII was the first final fantasy game released in the west with the correct number since the first one.

>>355340
Productive is good!
I was moderately productive but I feel pretty relaxed.
I'm about to bite into E-3 in the boats event.

>>355348
Rei
Everyone knows this
No one refers to IV as II anymore

>>355351
Wow you know a lot of plebs

>>355350
I know a lot of people in their early 30's who still do.
My bad, its a case of habit.

>>355349
Yeah, I feel really good about today.
I did it all on two hours of sleep, too!

But did you know that the first Seiken Densetsu game was released in the US as Final ?
*Fantasy Adventure

>>355353
I was vaguely aware

>>355352
You need to sleep more!

Two hours is a really unacceptable number, even by my standards.

>>355355
Well, I was going to go to bed when you did, but it didn't really work out.
I'm going to get at least six hours tonight.
I didn't think I'd be able to function so flawlessly on two hours of sleep, but I showed myself wrong.

Sometimes it feels good to run on low sleep once you get yourself going.

Blue not around?
I had a thing to show hhim.

>>355356
That's right, I went to sleep speciically so you would, and you didn't!

>>355359
I tried to, but the room was really bright for some reason.
I couldn't sleep.
I ended up sleeping with a pillow over my head so it would be dark enough.

Why didn't you turn the lights out?

>>355361
I said for some reason because I don't know where the light was coming from or why it was there.
It's usually pitch black when the lights are out, but there was a blue glow shining in from outside.

>>355362
Fucking aliens dude

evening

>>355363
ayy lmao

>>355363
we need to build a spacewall

>>355362
Oh, that's weird.
Maybe you need better curtains.

>>355363
I hope not.

>>355367
What I have is usually fine!
I might invest in some, though.

>>355368
I have a few gadgets that glow a little in my room.
It's a bit annoying.

The coffee machine at work has been out of milk for the past two days.
I can't get my daily dose.

>>355369
The light can mess with me really easily.
I need lots of darkness or I can't sleep properly.

>>355371
I like darkness but I can sleep in whatever.

I'll probably sleep well tonight.
I'm going to go to bed in about an hour or so.
So you'd better get your fill of Kirara before he's gone!

By the way, we got two or three new posters today.

i get disoriented without light when i'm sleeping
i like to leave some candles going
light feels warm if it's a low hue

>>355373
We got new posters, huh?
I saw some reports on NEW POSTER but I figured it was just memes.
Where did they come from?

>>355375
I dunno. Some static board somewhere.
NEW POSTER seems fine but they're still doing that new poster there where they act really pleasant.
They seem pleasant to me for now, though.
I think they want to go by Digi or something because they like Digimon and want Digi in their trip code?
One was anon and the other, I didn't get a good read on since I was busy while they were around/

>>355374
I used to be able to sleep with light, but not anymore.

That's neat. I hope I get a chance to inspect them soon.

>>355377
Well, we'll see what happens.
They're kind of a normie, though. They're not really into anime.
They first thing they asked was if non-weebs were allowed here.
They're probably a prude, too.

i don't know where i am if i don't have a light on when i wake up in the middle of the night
it's not totally unpleasant but it is disorienting to think i'm in a different room or different house than i am actually in

here's a magic fuzzy worm

>>355377
You make them sound like a new specimen...

>>355378
That could be fun.

It might be fun.
They're eager to please, too.
Very friendly.

>>355379
That is a cute worm.

>>>/watch?v=w_UtRsuIA-Y
i forgot about this video
man that's pretty great now

>>355381
untill they turn rotten

Yeah, basically.

>>355382
tfw TFA didn't feature R2 fighting the Lava Snake

>>355381
>>>/watch?v=mP1kM9JrVsk
man check it out
ain't it the coolest

>>355386
interesting
how does it work?

it's got a string
i don't really know much more than that
these are old as heck though
i was transcribing files for the moth and some lady was talking about how she got one when she was fleeing from yugoslavia as a child and it was the only toy she had
i had to check it out because of that haha

>>355378
I guess we'll see!
New people are always fun.

>>355389
Yeah, I like new posters.

>>355388
That's kind of sad but also kind of funny.

I wonder where they are now, though!
The evening is the best time for posting.

Maybe theyre eurooopeans with normalish sleep cycles

>>355391
Digi said his little sister needed the computer so he bailed.
The other two disappeared in the early afternoon, I think.

On the return leg of the Craigslist journey.
Got a bunch of D&D shit for cheap.

Like for a sixth of their market value, or even a tenth. I'm not an expert appraiser for this specific stuff but I'd estimate its worth at $300-$550.
*their worth

Jeez. I feel like I was an specimen.

Btw I found this trip so I decided to keep it. Hello there everyone!


>>355397
Hi hi there.

Oh, there we are. There's one.

>>355396
Hello Digi.

>>355398
Hi there Kirara, I could have came sooner but I was helping my lil sis make some powerpoint thingies for her project tomorrow.

That's nice of you.

Stopping for dinner near where my other friend lives, but he doesn't want to have dinner with us.

>>355400
No other choice. He's my sister so I have to oblige.

>>355401
Soudns like a good friend.

>he's my sister
What did he mean by this?

>>355403
She. Typo.

>>355402
That's true. It's still nice, though.

>>355402
He has much more typical autism than me so he's often antisocial for reasons no one else will ever know.

>>355406
Autistic, huh? How odd. I thought autistic people craved for people.

>>355405
So how are things around here? Getting active?

>>355408
I do because she needs help. My sis isn't like your sis, mine is somewhat nice.

I dunno I wouldn't oblige on anything for one of my sisters.
That would only open her up to more and more arrogant demands.
She's a pretty horrible person.

Oh, that reminds me.
That client that might get transferred to me is a male with autism.
He has trouble with female therapists because he starts trying to please them.

>>355407
This is the activest time of the day!
I'm going to bed soon, though.

>>355407
>I thought autistic people craved for people
Dude what?

>>355409
Oh, I guess you don't have to worry about a pervert then.
That's surprisingly boring.
I was expecting an amusing situation.

>>355409
Sasuga

>>355409
Woow that's pretty pathetic, poor guy.

>>355410
Yeah. Like, don't autistic people fewel alone because they can't interact with anyone due to social retardation?

>>355411
Isn't it really great?
It's rare that something so boring happens.

>>355413
I don't think it's pathetic or anything.
He's trying his hardest.

>>355414
I'll never understand autism honestly. There are certain things that people shoul or shouldn't know when interacting with others. I guess I don't get it because autism manifests in different ways for different people. For example I get pretty autistic when it comes to creative creation, giving reviews of ANYTHING or Digimon. Specially Digimon.

>I'll never understand autism
t. guy who is still into Digimon

>>355415
An easy way to think about autism is to think about it in terms the biological differences in the brain between an autistic person and a neurotypical person.
Autistic brains grow at a faster rate than NT brain during early development and then certain areas lag behind what's typical. One of these areas is the fusiform facial gyrus, which is one of the reasons autistic people have trouble connecting with others. Their brain doesn't recognize other human faces in the same way that an NT brain does.

>>355390
wasn't sad at all it was a really cool story
they bought it for her at a singapore airport which she was saying was so cool because they didn't have all sorts of neat consumerism there

>>355416
Hitting too close home there, pal?

>>355420
>throwing away your Digivice

>>355417
>>355422
You know what to do. Kill your parents.


>>355417
Jeez that's a long post. TYPE IT FASTER.

>>355419
Nah
My digivice got thrown away like 13 years ago and I got over it.
I might still have some trading cards though.

>>355414
I'm pretty disappointed! I was expecting something amusing.

>>355419
I didn't throw it away, my parents did.

>>355421
Were you expecting a borderline girl or something?

>>355419
Have a little patience!

>>355422
THEY THREW AWAY MY DIGIVICE
SO I THREW AWAY THEIR LIVES

>>355421
It's still kind of amusing.

>>355417
But, if they are fully aware that they aren't doing something right, shouldn't they try to pinpoint exactly what is right? I don't get how someone who has been diagnosed as autistic doesn't knows how to combat it. It's not like depression or something else. Or maybe I'm seeing it wrong? What do you think is the answer to that?

>>355426
If we think of the brain as a computer
The conscious mind is software
And the brain is the hardware
Autistic people have different hardware
This makes some things really difficult for them

>>355423
I was expecting something amusing! Not something mundane.

>>355424
>Not killing people over Digimon
>Not doing anything ever in order to make Digimon Great Again
All those new PS4 games coming? All me. Sadly I have no PS4 to even play them.

>>355426
Well, let's say there's a shelf that you want to reach but it's too high for you.
You know what the problem is, but you can't just make yourself taller in order to reach it, right?
It's like that.

Many autistic people have really difficult lives because of these built-in deficits.

>>355428
I hope you'll forgive my Stand for not entertaining you.

>>355427
I guess that makes sense. I just don't know how you wouldn't be able to deal with something like autism if you are fully self-aware. Unless being autistic makes you be not self-aware at all, then that makes all the sense. Does autism do that?

>>355430
You can get a table or something to reach the item. Just in the same way autistic people could get REALLY autistic to , I dunno... Watch all conversations done in docummentaries or among their peers or something? I have nop idea. Too complex for me.

>>355431
And that's how we help autistic people. We're giving them skills that are like a table that allows you to reach the item. If there's no table or something to stand on, you can't reach it, but if someone helps you get something to stand on, you're good.
Due to the nature of the deficits autistic people generally have, just watching other conversations is difficult for them to learn from. Their brains aren't interpreting human interaction in the same way that neurotypical brains do. The processing is completely different.
Of course, there are varying degrees of autism and how much it impacts your life.
My girlfriend is autistic, for example, but people talking to her often can't tell.

If the coffee machine doesn't have milk tomorrow I'm gonna riot

Bring your own milk.

>>355432
Why weren't you my psychiatrist. The one I had sent me to the crazy bucket.

>>355432
I'm at the point where people who don't know me that well just think I'm a bit odd at the worst.

>>355432
Jeez I thought people in chans were all losers like me but there are actual intelligent people.

Now I feel kinda bad and uneasy to post.

>>355437
I'm not really that intelligent. I live my life doing one stupid thing after another.
I just happen to be working on my doctorate while I do dumb shit. Working on my doctorate is one of the dumb things I do, too.
/moe/ has a lot of people from all walks of life with different knowledge bases and everyone is generally intelligent in some way or another.
You shouldn't feel bad or uneasy posting. I'm sure you're knowledgeable about something, too.
And if not, /moe/ is about having fun, not brain contests, anyway.

>>355436
That's a good place to be, I think.

>>355434
yeah this

bacon lettuce and potato

>>355438
I guess I can try. I just can't help comparing myself to others. Specially if they are THIS smart.

>>355442
I'm actually a failure in maths. In highschool, my teacher passed me out of pity. LITERALLY OUT OF PITY.

>>355437
i recall you're quite well educated in maths

>>355440
I'm not really that smart. I just know a little bit about a lot of things.
I sound a lot smarter than I really am.

I'm super dysfunctional, too. You shouldn't compare yourself to someone like me!

I'm just perfectly normal.

>>355443
I'm disfunctional and I don't have the brains to even it out.
But enough about self-pity I guess. What's good for you all guys right now.

>>355445
The only reason I have any workable level of functioning is because my girlfriend helps me so much. I can barely do basic tasks without her around.

I'm really tired right now. I'm going to go to bed pretty soon.

Oh shit this new desk light can change the colour of its light since it's LED.
I can do the whole orange light that helps with not killing your sleepy feeling.

>>355446
>tfw no BF who acts like Kirara's GF does
Good night when you sleep.

>>355448
My girlfriend probably wouldn't be able to function without me, either.
We're two incredibly broken people that work together to be somewhat functional.

>>355449
You guys are literally those broken heart necklaces that look like trash unless they are together.

That doesn't makes me feel any better you mean.

Good going, calling them both TRASH.

Haha, I actually really like that metaphor.

They're weak on their own but if they gattai they can take down anything

>>355451
Gotta insult others to feel better about myself smh tbh fam

>>355452
Get one of those pendants.

If they were a Smash character they'd be ice climbers

If they were super heroes they'd be Bass Lass and Comrade America.

>>355455
So Kirara would be kind of okay without fish, but she'd die without him?
Sounds about right.

>>355457
I wouldn't classify Ice Climber as being okay by himself
He has basically no recovery

Fish would probably just use her vast fortunes to survive without ever leaving the house if I weren't around

>>355458
I've won games with just bobo

>>355458
Side b

>>355461
what, by modding out his partner?

>>355463
No, by having nana die
The ice climbers are nana and bobo
If Nana dies you can still use bobo
But if bobo dies and nana is still on stage she poofs out when you lose the life

I don't really feel like sleeping even though I'm so tired.
I want to stay up and have fun.

>>355464
that sounds more like you took one stock after already acting with Nana before she died

I have never played smash bros.

This is a secret, but me neither.

>>355466
?
She automatically dies when he does, but he doesn't die automatically when she does.
You can still use him, he's just a bit weaker.

>>355469
I know I'm stating that Bobo is shitty without her which is the joke

>>355468
>>355467
you should it's fun

ow oof my bones

>>355470
Have you tried gitting gud?
>>355468
Woow
Our entire relationship has been a lie.

>>355470
>>355470
Dunno. Nintendo games have never been that much of a craze for me.

>>355472
Yeah I tried but my wii stopped taking gamecube games and 4 doesn't have ice climbers =(

>>355474
Play it on your GameCube.

Smash isn't all that ufn.
I knew some guys who were really into it though.

>>355475
I dont have a gamecube

>>355477
Play it on dolphin then.

>>355478
Valid suggestion
I really need something more powerful than my shittop

>>355481
no
and I dont care enough to learn

Or your modded wiiu.

Can you wave dash?

>>355479
I could barely do it.

Although I was very good considering I had been playing for like five years before I actually started using the shield button.

The guy at tjis restaurant is talking about waging war against raccoons.

>>355484
someone warn SK

>>355484
he's a FACIST

Raccoons really are terrible.

Jesus Christ
>they caused $250,000 in damages

War on Emus- I mean, raccoons now.

do not talk about the emus
I've lost many to the great war

>>355489
please do not mention the emu war
I grew up in an emu pow camp and any mentions of emus triggers my ptsd

>>355492
you don't wanna know what those feathered cunts did

>>355491
>>355490
Don't go full germany on me now. We need to know the story to not repeat it.

You can't use the dong on combined fleet.
I want to use the dong.

>>355493
Lewd

>>355492
don't you know, kirara is my therapist
I can't talk about it with out going on a rampage

>>355486
this

>>355491
Story is written by the winnerS: Aka the Emus.

>>355495
Fine no more EMu war.
What about somethiing else.

>>355495
it was such a hard time for you

This new desk lamp has a really light base.
I can adjust the neck but I need to be careful where I move it or else it starts to tip over.
I need something of a paperweight to put on top of it.

>>355498
good image

that sfw when no tanuki

>>355500
I've never posted a bad one

>>355499
just glue it to the desk

>>355498
Bad image.

>>355504
I'm literally sobbing now

>>355505
It was bad and lewd tho. Shame.

>>355503
I don't want to do that!
It's a nice lamp and I'd like to take it with me when I'm gone.

>>355506
It's not lewd!
She's curtsying.

>>355507
tape it

>>355509
you're going to die for this

>>355502
this one is bad

>>355507
maybe some bluetack will do the job?

>>355508
Sure she is. Sure she is, pal.

Left maid is super fluffy.
It's a good image.

>>355508
when will I die

I super don't want to sleep.

>>355514
i won't tell you

>>355508
>>355511
I just put a half-filled whisky bottle on top of it.
That seems to do the job.

but what if you want to drink the whisky

>>355516
ingenuity

>>355517
I've got some other things I can use, probably.
I have a bad habit of collecting odds and ends.

>>355515
make it soon

So. Who wants to be my close friends and chitchat about their life.

How old are you all guys? I'm 24

23 and imgay

>>355522
Good and I didn't even got to that question yet but good too.

>>355522
wow ur gay???

oh no now everybody knows

>>355525
Nothing wrong with being gay.

>>355524
I don't fully get this image.
Is it like flipping the guy who draws cute girls thing on its head?

>>355525

>>355527
Yeah, I think so.

>>355521
21

There was a single speck of glitter caught in my hair.
I don't even know how or why it was there.

>>355529
Mario, does the name "Iara" rings a bell.

>>355531
Hmmmm
nope
why do you ask?

>>355531
Maria*

>>355532
Just wondering.
It's not often to find a Maria online in an english-speaking place.

>>355530
Probablty from eons ago.

I wonder if the gunpla guy will come back

Maria would be luigi, though if he was part of the super mario bros

>>355530
strip club

I don't know any strip clubs!

someone got you blackout drunk and took you to a strip club

>>355530
Glitter is the WORST
If you get even a little on you you will never be free of it.

I wonder how much trouble I'd get in for coming home with glitter on me

I don't even remember the last time I handled something with glitter.

We should build glitter artillery
a machine that can launch glitter bombs miles away

>>355535
I liked that guy

>>355534
I took the name from a girl I avatarfagged with on another board

You'd like anyone that would build gunpla with you.

>>355545
tbh I'd be friends with hitler if he built gunpla
I'd buy him a Geara Zulu for Christmas

id buy him a one way ticket to hell

i'd buy him a KNUCKLE SANDWICH

hell yeah

>>355541
I do not suggest this.

I wouldn't buy him shit.
But I'd be handing out those sandwiches like I was some kind of fucking punch charity.

>>355550
Who do you think she'd want to go after?

"comedienne"
man who did this

Looks French.

check em son

>>355553
Comedienne means "female comedian" in French.

>>355552
Probably everyone.

>>355557
I'd probably end up tied to a chair forever, too, huh?

>when your phone inadvertently gets turns to 2% brightness while it's in your pocket and you can't see a fucki*g thing to fix it

>>355558
Yeah
That's something to worry about.

being tied to a chair forever doesn't sound that bad

>>355561
No bathroom

>>355561
your butt would get sore

yeah tru
>>355562
where we're going we won't be needing bathrooms

>>355564}
That sounds really gross.

>>355564
So africa?

yeah it's gonna take me a lot to take me away from you

>>355566
oh yeayehappy birthday

>>355560
You'd come save me, wouldn't you?

>>355566
More like india.

>>355571
but indians aren't starving to death
>>355569
grats
afterall I am my nation

is it really unbirthday already

>>355572
But they don't shit everywhere. They most likely eat their own feces like rabbits do.

>>355573
Yes
it is my unbirthday today

I'm going to wash some dishes. See you later guys and girls.

>>355575
omedetou
>>355576
smell you later crocodile

>>355572
just change your name to finland

Why would I do that
and if I did, that would be Suomi sinä paska eteläläinen.

what are you gonna do today

Finish making cabbage soup eat a little bit of it, take a nap and then go have independence day dinner with my pop

The day is already over!

well it's 4am there at least so the day might very just be starting

y'all are slow

I don't feel like sleeping

You need to sleep, since you only slept 2 hours.

>>>/@miuuu_721/937799188896550912
not having proper gifs on twitter bums me out

>>355586
I just had to tape towels over my windows so i could block the lights haha

I made a sandwich and now I feel ill

>>355587
holy FUCK that's cute

was it the sandwich
the soda
the bottle and a half of pringles that was eaten throughout the day
time will tell

I did some training the other day and they mentioned food poisoning can lie dormat for quite a while
I did not know that
also I managed to the same training day twice

>>355588
Yeah maybe you need some heavier curtains.

>>355591
maybe you need a tummy massage

there is not a person in the world currently qualified to touch my stomach without a Ph.D

>>355593
probably
won't have time to get them for a while though

>>355597
Rika is probably closer than me.

so I guess kirara is the closest in that regard

>>355596
rika is a sandwich doctor?

>>355596
>>355597
both of you are BARRED

>>355598
Rika finished grad school

>>355599
How about Fish?

I almost wrote BARREN
and that sounded silly

I make good sandwiches.

>>355600
The Ethics officer of my department has informed me that this is a conflict of interest and I must refuse.

do you work at subway
cause can I get a fuckin uhhhhhh

>>355603
How about my mom?

>>355605
The Ethics officer of your department should inform you that this is a fucking awful idea why would you do this

>>355606
she's a respiratory therapist now you know
that's basically a professional tummy rubber

"Respiratory Therapist" is what I'm going to put on my calling card when I become an assassin. Thanks.

>I specialize in techniques that affect a person's breathing

"throw shade" is a funny phrase.
I heard someone unironically use it the other day.

it's a phrase that came from the queens
it is kind of funny how it's resurfaced

A weird phrase if you ask me.

>>355614
>when random fan animation has better fight choreography than most anime
>or western movies

Fans have more dedication than the people who are paid

Which reminds me since I watched super mario bros Z yesterday, damn did that thing have good choreography for the fights

Happy 100th anniversary of Finnish independence.

yeah thanks steam

Blue, you still aroun
d?

In 2 months there will be 100 year anniversary of the beginning of our civil war
makes you think, aye?

makes me think about cute anime girls with cute anime dicks

gay

I saw a flyer at a game store for a person doing a thesis defense on a paper about mtg.

woop woop
pull over
phone too fat

Wut
Fucking shitty touchscreen

There

Man this multi hour long drive sure is multiple hours long.

>>355625
whoop whoop

I just went over our route.
One way of this trip was about as long as lake Michigan is wide.

that was good soup
cabbage best

For reference

I have returned (to my friend's house anyways).

Including detours this was like 230 miles.
And boy are my legs tired.

hi

Hi bang

>>355637
hi

don't play dota that game is shit

For real
DotA 2 is way better.

don't play magic either that game is also shit

>>355642
Grill yourself

>>355643
that's not funny my brother died that way

cyka

my friend came over and we watched the first three episodes of sora no woto
now i want to watch the rest of it but i don't want to leave her behind
so i guess i'll find another anime to watch

>>355626
Did you just stole one of my pics.

>>355648
Maybe

>>355649
alright. good. me too thanks

>>355647
That was a good show.
/a/ was actually decent back then too so you could actually discuss it.

i like rio and captain

>>355647
>her
Noice

>>355653
???

>>355647
download the OST

>>355655
good idea
also Kalafina is best

>>355653
>Caring aboutt the sex of your friends
Truly a virgin thing to do.

>>>/watch?v=b1bXu0XZDlU

>>355657
I was setting up a joke but you ruined it.
Good job

bang!

Ohaio

Ohio SK
Earlier at an Italian restaurant, I heard a guy talking about his almost decade long war against raccoons.

>>355659
Is it therea anything I wont ruin

list of states by greatness

1. Texas
.....
.....
17. Colorado
....
....
42. Ohio
...
...
51. Florida

Trips

>>355663
Is he losing?

(truncated for brevity)

>>355667
No
He won, that's why it wasn't a decade long war.

kalafina songs and music videos give me actual goosebumps

You feeling better?

???

Weren't you sick?

I heard only two things come from texas.

oh
yeah
i don't really live in the past more than 24 or so hours

>>355674
oil and beef

>>355670
Kalafina OPs and EDs are good

people don't come from texas because people come _to_ texas
one of the fastest growing places in the US with amazing economic numbers to boot

>>355676
No, it's steers and queers.
I can't believe you haven't heard that one, you'd think you would have heard it since you're from Texas.
The implication is that you're not a steer.

Isn't Texas full of hillbillies and the like?

>>355680
in the rural areas yeah
but those areas are steadily shrinking and the majority of people in texas live in suburbs near major cities and work middle or lower-middle class jobs

>>355680
Hicks yes, hillbillies are an Appalachia thing iirc

there are rural areas in most of the states though
texas has more by sheer landmass but Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, El Paso, and Austin are all large major cities that are crucially important to certain industries

Yeah

lol im not even from USA

i'm not even from earth
you are like little baby

I'm not even from this universe.
Get on my level.

>>355679
i am probably neither, and rhyming jokes are probably not good indicators of state-wide trends

>>355679
Bangs not from Texas, he just lives there.

>>355686
>>355687
Freaks tbh.

I thought Bang was Australian when I first met him

technically i'm from california
but my childhood was mostly in arizona
and my most important formative years of adolescence all happened after i moved to texas

>>355688
t. queer

>>355693
i'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality
you are the lesbian in denial of /moe/, and well known for it

>>355669
Oh I figured it was in progress

>>355695
Nah, he described it as "raccoon genocide".

Jesus

>>355694
That's just a meme.

>gushes over anime girls constantly
Not a meme

>Liking anime girls at all, no matter if you are male or female

>>355694
I thought she was just the lesbian's love interest on /moe/...

>>355699
There's nothing wrong with thinking cute things are cute.

>>355698
and what you said isn't?

>>355703
It's 100% fact, sugoi agreed.

>sugoi

>>355702
If I had a penny each time a closet lesbian as said that...

I wouldn't have that many pennies. But still enough to afford a candy or something, I guess. Maybe a lolipop. One of those strawberry ones I like so much.

fruit bursts > other lollies

>lolipop
Lewd

there's nothing

>>355707
I like strawberry. Sue me.

>>355708
Jeez that's like saying eating bananas is lewd.

>>355704
With that criteria, both are 100% facts

>>355709
Blue

>>355710
Lollipop is a different word than lolipop.

>>355713
I just missed an L. you know darn well what I mean.

donation exemption

Also I just got obsessed with SCP.

What do.

oh no
you know what that means

>>355716
Read them all
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-610
especially dis one

>>355718
I already bing-read several. 999 and eyepods are best waifus.

also rum raisin is great

what about a potato-tipped crossbow

I'm going to bed in a bit. WHO WANTS TO CHITCHAT ME ON DISCORD.

COME ON DON'T FIGHT. YOU CAN ALL BE MY FRIENDS.

wow needy and creepy

This desu senpai

>>355720

i'm gonna go make some chicharrón and beans for tacos
don't start a party without me

>>355723
>>355724
I just want friends.

>>355726
Chicharron is bad for your heart.

>>355726
Chicharron sounds good

On bed now :(

My stomach hurts a bit.

night

Yasumi
>>355730
Oh no!

>>355730
I'm so sorry

yeah, it's a bad situation.
I tried to fix it but it didn't really help.

what did you do to your stomach?

>>355735
what is this thing

is round

>>355736
I ate dinner just now and it started hurting.

time to see what a cuck sakurai is

anime >>355740 →

>>355737
Is a chinchilla I think?

>>355739
poor thing
stomach aches are the worst

Looks like a fat mouse.
I am a biologist you can quote me on that.

sakurai you better not be a fucking cuck this episode i sweare to god

oh, you're watching the episode from friday?

yeah

good image btw

are you posting it because of sug

nah
I haven't seen him tonight.
He's probably playing wow.

does he ever do anything else?

I dunno, probably.

seems doubtful to me
i bet he has a piss jug and gets groceries delivered

NO
STOP
YOU FUCKING
LOSER
TURN AROUND
RIGHT NOW

I dunno bout piss jugs but getting groceries delivered is probs nice

Yeah to be honest I'd totally do that if I had that kind of disposable income.

screw sleep im posting here

i did for a couple weeks because instacart offered two weeks free of their premium service (priority and free delivery)
it was great i loved it

>>355769

hihihhi

>>355768
the pee jug or the grocery delibery?

You don't need disposable income for piss jugs
My sister gets her groceries delivered at like 3-4 am for some reason

delibery

with a red capital b

>>355771
hello therr. mobile posting is a drag

>>355774
>not peeing into golden jugs in an automatic revolving piss jug machine

I mean I guess if capitalism allows for it
>>355777
yes that is a common complaint here
amongst others

>>355779
so do you have discord

I mean our good friend bang here could show you how to escape the dupe system
>>355782
I don't no
I have steam and I don't really use that

>>355783
rats that kills my vibe

I mean I'm all for memes and killing off skype iunno
cbf

>>355789
i just switched to dscodd because no one used skype anymore

and for good reason

>>355794
it wasnt THAT bad

Discord seems to be the meme program for now.

>>355800
i love memes

what's the emphasis on memes
can something be popular or meritworthy without being a meme?

Discord feels really bloated and slow

have you ever even used skype

>>355805
sure
Some things are memes though.

discord is probably the best voip and social client to come out
well
ever
i don't think it's a meme

>>355805
you can have your own memes. memes are traits.

>>355808
Once and it was shit

>>355809
Discord is not a meme it is a computer program

Rika, on the other hand, is a meme

shes ouuur meemegirrrl

>>355815
Rika is a person
Our perception is a meme though

you're a fuckin meme dude

You either die a person or live long enough to see yourself become a meme

>>355818
>>>/watch?v=tmGU5yMf4eo

this wholr place is a meme

|
|
|

good night my memers

bye bye

B A N G
A
N
G

B A N G
A B A N
N N G A
G N A B

it begins

>>355847
nnga?
gnab?

BANG
BAZNG
BAZING
BAZINGA

Butts
Accepting
Negro
Girth

>>355850
NO
BANG

hello yes this is ton uh I mean bang

There's no internet here and I only have four episodes of the shows I have
truly anime hell

You can survive.
I beliebe in you.

We're gonna be daijoubu I just know it

no daijoubu allowed

you can't tell me how to feel

daijoubu

all daijoubu needs to be checked in at the daijoubu office

I gave up we have umaru going in the backgroun

Yup, that's anime hell alright.

>>355918
Hello Mr Karate Bugman

I have returned to my true home.
My bed
Well, the foldout couch in the basement I'm sleeping on cause I'm in the middle of doing a ton of cleaning in my room and the bed is not currently usable for sleeping.

>>355920
how messy is your room
My room never got that messy

The bed is covered in stuff and I have boxes i need to move in order to more easily remove the broken furniture tgat the movers decided to put into the room for some reason.

NO NYANPASS

Anyways the layout of the room itself (disregarding its current contents) is poorly designed which caused half of this problem in the first place.
>>355925
No, I've played Nethack though.

Have you played zangband Rei?

>>355923
meowpass

I did however recently challenge my friend to beat Angband. Cause he claims its easier than Nethack.

>>355926
fuck

meow the police

more like bangband

what if bang was somehow not the strongest poster on moe

That would be weird.

>>355930
http://www.roguebasin.com/index.php?title=BAngband

join my japanese shoegaze band bangband

>>355931
what if you weren't a total gay

Going bed
Yasumi

In a while alligator
goodnight Frei

the frei - how to save a life

>>355931
I could totally beat you in a fight

>>355936
nite

idk man

I could totes do it

totes mcgoats

>meme imageboard spam is still here
we can't show weakness to our enemies this is unacceptable

Make sure to countersage their thread to show who's boss

destroy

wow the mobile posting experience sure could use some work

posting on a phone can be difficult
swype absolutely disagrees with it

>>355948
Ya, it's not the best

unlike Tums, which ARE the best

amd back to winter wonderland

More like sub-arctic wasteland.

if forests are wasteland to you. you have seen little of the world
poor you

TN have you ever gone outside finland
genuinely curious

>>355956
This is a very good brain meme

I think I might have a phobia of sticky things

is it scary when you blast

i wonder how one would best instill that fear into someone
maybe when they're a child, you drip honey all over their hands
but then they just might eat it, and honey is bad for small children
or maybe you cover the floor in elmer's

good thinking 99

hey that reminds me
sk what's your experience with sweden like?

>>355955
a quite lot and not just neighbours like swedeb estonia, russia and norway

i haven't left texas in longer than i can remember
2010 maybe

>>355963
which was your favourite

>>355965
hmm london or wien
krakow had cheapest best quality beer though

I've never been anywhere in Europe before.
I really want to travel to more places some day.

Texas is pretty big though
leaving Texas is actually pretty difficult

wow
i wonder if this is accurate

I just had this realization that national identity must be completely different in a lot of other parts of the US, specifically because of their state
A lot of Texans identify as Texans first and Americans second
This Trump thing must be so much more serious for people in states with much smaller identities

How do ya mean?
Like people who identify more as American than their own state think he's better, since he's big on their particular identity as Americans?

No, I mean like
If you're a Texan first, then the happenings of America as a whole are kind of secondary.
People who live in states that are much smaller or less important economically or politically have a lot more of their identity as citizens resting on the nation as a whole. As long as Texas is doing fine as a whole, we can still be proud of it.

I imagine Californians can somewhat relate, as might New Yorkers or some from other states. Maybe New Yorkers a bit less, since they're often seen as somewhat representative of the U.S. in the media.

>>>/watch?v=BX63kFP7xPI

>>355972
Hm, I guess they might have very different perspectives on the whole thing, yeah.

>>355974
well he's a good sport about it

>>355974
Woulda thought there was supposed to be like, a thing the knife fell into as it passed over some position on the table
Or something
I dunno if a quarter chance to stab a knife through your hand is a good bet for a trick

it would only be cool if you slam your hand down on 3 of the cups and leave one standing, andthen pull the cup up and there's no knife, and then pull a knife out of your throat with a cherry stuck on the end

IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL OF PRIZES
>>>/watch?v=J7n7l8L3Bx0

jesus christ i fucking love eric andre

with a lot of the people he interviews, you can read the self-destruction they're internalizing
"why did my career put me here, where did i go so wrong, why didn't i look into this"

>>355973
New York is probably a special case since you have to separate New York and New York City, because New York City is a culture so complex it might as well be a nationhood unto itself.
When a city gets that big, it becomes way more than just a city.

honestly i wasn't even acknowledging the existence of upstate NY there
and i mean like, i was consciously not acknowledging it too

Poor New York State.
Delgated to irrelevancy because of its city.

I'd love to go to upstate New York

>prepare 20 mins berween bus and train
>bus is 16 minutes late
that was a good run

>>355985
this is quite sugoi pic

>>355969
somewhat but not quite
if memory serves france and texas are about equal

yup

texas being slightly larger

>finland has sent you a text message
oookay

>ookay
>>>/watch?v=GZPgcCnlZE8

>bang

>>355991
for the 100 anniversary thingo?

and your birthday is a day or two before independence
that's neat

>>355995
lol no

it was 5 months agp

oh no I was tricked

into
I see
I'm retarded

hifumi best girl

>>356000 →
>>356000 →
>>356000 →