Thread #328135

>>328137 →
yeah, he wishes he did

I was really disappointed in Joko during the campaign.
The entire region of Elona is in the state it's in because of him but you play through the story and it's just
lol you got got

meow

This is a spoiler but it's pretty much what happened to Joko for the entire expansion.
Not like any of you will play it

>Genuflect, peasant!

I'm being very particular about something no one else really cares about but whatever
I really like how Joko calls out his own titles.
I want to redo the mission again just to hear him say "The SCOURRRGE OF VABBI"

lol the wiki lists all of them
>Palawa Joko (also known as King Joko the Inevitable, the last Primeval King, Joko the Undying, and the Scourge of Vabbi)

>Alternative styles for Palawa Joko include Joko the Feared, Joko the Beloved, and Joko the Eternal Monarch of All.

kneel before joko

>Joko bestows the gift of magic on the races of Tyria.
this guy

hey guys you wanna see a video of me being good at a video game

? ? ?

He gave you some question marks so go ahead and post it.

>>328152
wanna see a video of me caring

spoiler neither of them exist ex dee

my media player says cannot render file
i think i fucked something up
i'm tryint to use the geforce experience thing
i'm gonna give up on this and use OBS instead

>>328157
yeah don't fuck with that it's so retarded

basically i clutched 1v4 because the enemy team wanted to be memes
it wasn't special

is this defense of the legends of the old association

aka league of the ancients

this stuff is good

>>328163
Oi Ocha mate wassup

[despair intensifies]

>>328165
quell thy despair young lad
fear not
bang is nigh

I dont think that would do much

hi
are you goijg to enjoy your extra hour of sleep

You mean my extra hour of wakefulness.

was net-juu good last night?
i was busy

some of us have to BE SOMEWHERE in the morning

>>328172
Why would that change anything? Go to sleep an hour later.

>>328171
It was pretty good.

>>328173
but sleep schedules

Falling back is going to mess up your sleep schedule anyway.

I mean you're just going to sleep 9 hours instead of 8 because why not?

yeah thats like a whole nother hour of tasty sleep

Why not just go to sleep an hour earlier on any other night?

wait....
when is falling back.....

Becausde obviously that means you lose an hour of normally being awake!

>>328178
at 2am

>>328179
You lose an hour of being awake by unnecessarily sleeping an extra hour tonight too.

It seems like you're just sleeping the extra hour because you think that's what you're supposed to do. What a sheep!

>>328181
sometikes extra sleep can feel good if youre tired

oh no.....

>>328184
??

i thought you'd be happy since it's an extra hour before work at 6am

my plan was to STAY UP ALL NIGHT because i woke up at like 1pm

well like 1230

i guess i'll do my laundry now and plan on napping

fucking rip

this is all rook's fault i swear to god

the timing on the ice cubes that the divine beast ruta throws at you is really annoying.

>>328192
You wanna know something cool?
You can time freeze the ice cubes and redirect them to hit the bossfight in that dungeon

>>328194
I like the bird boss the best because I think his little funnels that hit you from different angles are cool and make a challenging fight

i liked the camel boss the most

>>328193
I noticed I could time freeze the cubes but there didn't seem to be much point in doing so.

>>328195
I was actually disappointed that you can't skip the section with riding on the prince
I tried hang gliding onto the elephant but it teleports you away or something

I got called for jury duty today.
I probably won't get to do it though, most people get struck.

oh no

>>328198
if you say something racist, you can get out of it easy

>>328200
I could never do something like saying something racist, though!

Y-yeah

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>328201
I think you're powerful enough to pretend.

Well, I don't think I'll have to pretend. I think I'll probably just get struck anyway, that's how these things go.

They'll probably strike me because jurors have to be 18 and no one will be able to believe I'm not 17!

Naturally!

>>328206
that's an easy out if you're 17 forever

I wonder if I'm brave enough to say something like that to a judge.

if there was an 18 year old serving on the jury that was trying me i'd probably try and get a mistrial
what the fuck can an 18 year old contribute

>>328209
You'd need dauntless guts or higher

>>328210
they probably wouldn't grab just any 18 year old for just any case

anime tonight?

>>328209
just make a bunch of vaguely racist posts on /moe/
Surely they'll turn up in the background checks

>>328213
anime never

>>328212
what if you got tried for a case and some edgelord that has watched deathnote like eleven times was serving on your jury

>>328213
Yeah, we'll be watching anime tonight.

>>328216
what if you were on the juror for Lights trial and the prosecution told you he used a magic notebook for murder

>>328220
I'd ask for 100 proof

I broke a fucking bib hose for the slurpee machine. I spent an hour trying to clean it up before I said fuck it and gave up.
Everything is so sticky. It's horrible.

That sounds pretty gross.
I hate it when I'm stepping around and I can't seem to put my foot down without something sticky getting stuck on it.

"slurpee machine's broke"

i have work in 7 hours
OH WAIT
8 hours
you know this falling back thing might just be alright

she was really cute
she might be good waifu material if she wasn't the most likely to go crazy on you

>The most likely to go crazy on you
What is Tendou Karen.

>>328221
vodka

>>328230
nah
karen would probably just get really depressed if things went south
maybe depressed enough to cause her to do stupid things in a young girl kind of way

>>328229
She's also an unrepentant normie!

>>328233
there's only two things i want from you rika
and one of them is for you to understand what i mean when i say normies don't real

>>328233
>pot calling the kettle black

Wow, Rika's not an unrepentant normie.

>>328236
that's not what i said!

>>328237
It's what Maria said!

who's Maria?

>>328236
she totally is
she's successful and went to prom

>>328239
Some fucking loser
Don't talk to him or you'll catch his loser bugs

>>328240
yeah but she's also a weeb with more nendos than she has friends

>>328241
>implying the nendos aren't her friends
See? Totally a normie with all these plastic friends

i have more genders than i have friends

spoiler it's one

We regret to inform you Stranger Things is also problematic
>>>/@petercoffin/926864282373054465

>>328245
>, “You reacted so strongly to this—I was just joking—and you were so freaked out that I was like well, I gotta make her do it now… that’s why I’m saying it’s your fault.”
>it's your fault
wtf

Right?
And this is what they're willing to say publicly

People messing up and tumbling all the way down cliffs is always really funny in BotW.

that is me
it just happened 5 mins ago

Oh, congratulations then.
It's pretty funny even when it happesn to you.

okay someone make the anime thread for me please

anime

aomine

>>328255 →
>>328255 →
Anime tread

wow what a hypothalamus

combat sports are so flawed
the most exciting thing that can happen in a match is something that causes the match to end
and if a match ends indecisively/controversially, it takes them several months to recover and get a rematch
and a lot of times, fights end based on the referee's very subjective opinion on when the fight should end

>>328261
and fight fans love going around acting like luck and performances dont vary
if we took something like basketball, and made it so that the first winner of any match between two teams were the winner of the set, we'd have completely different NBA champions for the past 2 years
but in basketball it is much more reasonable to rematch in like 2 days, so winners of championships often have 4-3 records against their opponents
showing that even inferior teams can beat superior teams 3 times out of 7
which is analogous to fighters being able to do the same
but we'll never see that
so we just accept that whoever beat who last holds absolute dominance and clear superiority over the loser

>>328267
dying

I am loving the people who genuinely believe twitter shitposting stopped the communist revolution this week

>>328270
it's been a pretty hilarious shitpost

>>328247
I would never let my nonexistant kids have anything to do with hollywood

>>328270
What if it galvanises and improves their morale though
Doesn't that just make your opposition stronger

>>328279
Naw, they're stronger no matter what happens
I do think it was a fucking dumb idea by revcom to do this, but what can you do, yaknow

Antifascism isn't a proactive movement, it doesn't make any fucking sense

>>328267
I'll join whichever whacky fringe political group is the first to develop mechanical combat armour

No more occult shit, no more super science, we're going back to basics
Prepare my mech suit

-Adolf Hitler, Wolfenstein

Jan are you here?

>>328285
wtf I'm a nazi now

was the new wolfenstein good

I hear it's really good
My PC probably can't run it though

I heard it was good but the length of the game is a bit hard to merit the price investment.
But that is a bit of a subjective aspect since different people will blast through some games.

>>328293
remember when rentals were a thing?
I'd love it if digital rentals became a thing
For all those 90$ AAA games that take 8 hours

>>328296
But my PC is shit

Just pirate it, dude

I haven't played the first Wolfenstein yet anyway, so I'm in no rush to get the new one.
I figure next time Steam does a good sale for the series I'll just get the whole set.

Did you hear Crunchyroll got hacked?
Piracy is literally safer than legal consumption

>>328300
I used to be a streamfag
Torrenting was like emerging from platos cave for the first time

Yeah, someone got into their DNS thing or something, MITM them?
Even worse, if you on crunchyroll there's streaming anime there

Wolfenstein

An average of ten hours of playtime for an eighty dollar game is a bit rough for me.
Especially considering I picked up Factorio for like twenty five dollars and I already have over two hundred in it.

>>328303
Eighty CAD, which when adjusted is about the same price as the game in USD.

EIGHTY DOLLARS?

>>328303
>eighty
That's nothing
Try a hundered

>>328301
The fact that there's only 1 completionist seems suspicous

well the game just came out
it's possible that few people have done it or it could be a problem with the reporting

with only one point of data though it's obviously not a trustworthy number

I think my receipt for Odyssey, after taxes, was over ninety dollars.
Steam is nice since the additional chargest tacked on after game price aren't as much as buying physical copies.
It's still more tempting for me to get physical copies when possible though.

Since there's only one though, that does indicate it takes a while

>>328307
I liked seeing a shelf fill up with cases

I heard the writing in the new Paper Mario was pretty good, though the gameplay and characters are a little uninspired.
Apparently Miyamoto pressured the dev team to only use characters from the Super Mario World franchise and not get creative with character designs, so pretty much all the friendly NPCs are bland copypaste Toads.

twitter group chats are fucking awful tbh
SO
LAGGY

even individual DMs are laggy as hell

I don't understand why they're so shitty
It's so dumb

because twitter wants to fix problems that don't exist instead of listening to the users

Well you know what they say
The customer is always right, and unfortunately we're not the customers

>>328312
i was hoping for some paper stuff in Odyssey but oh well

I'm a little hopeful that if the re-release of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga on the 3DS ends up doing pretty well, it might encourage Nintendo to do more RPG-y stuff with the Mario franchise again, like the original two Paper Mario games.

this reminds me
i need a Luigi's Mansion for switch
it could be so much fun with the JoyCons

Really I'm just excited to finally get Nintendo games in a decent resolution and modelling quality.
They have a bunch of great franchises that would work that so well.

Like Metroid Prime.

yeah, I'm excited to see where they go with it

And Pooookeeeeemoooonnnnn.

Plus Story of Seasons is leaving the 3DS behind at last.

I wonder how they'll try to top SSB4s roster

I'm a little surprised they didn't do something like a Smash Deluxe like they did with Mario Kart.
Just lump all the content from the fourth game into a package for the Switch.
I guess the 3DS release of the game did well enough that they figure they don't need to do Wii U recover.

Recovery even.

>>328327
that's what I'm expecting
A Smash Deluxe with all the DLC included and like 5 or 6 new characters
You could stick in someone from Arms, an Inkling, Wonder Red I wish

>>>/@DOGGEAUX/926974596489740288

>>328333
he is no longer allowed in the house

>>328333
You can't tell me to have a good time!

>>328339
you're gonna make me lose my mind

>>>/@ChrisCaesar/926546199011786752
Fucking water filter salesmen, I swear

Brilliant

>start a low autobattle run of fire emblem because it shouldn't have reset yet
>it did reset because japan didn't change times with us

owned

actually it ended up being fine. I guess I started the run before the reset so it didn't eat one of my two bonus runs.

actually is it already 2 or ga
is it legitimatelt 2 or is it like 1 but my phone wants to stil say 2
i picked a shitty time to wake up

It's 2 am EST
It's 1 AM for the second time CST

this hurts my braim

I'd have to put in a whole lot of effort to nab Guidance at this point so I pro bably wont
>>328442
thank

>>328408
cute granblu

oh look at that
I took a quick glance and it looks like your next kancolle event might encourage using Shigure
are you rejoicing, Rika?

I was aware of that already.

i still never foudn the source of this image

>>328464
but are you rejoicing?

>>328467
I made it just for you.

>>328468
Why would I? I already use her every event.

>>328469
not the meme
the girl
the image itself

>>328470
what makes you think that text isnt the correct one
>>328469
fair enough

maybe it is, and that's fine too
where the fuck is it from

Since Shigure is my wife and I respect her, I don't use her at all, but I do request her assistance at times.

you shouldn't use people

>>328473
She's not your wife, you haven't even married her you trashy secondary.

I don't think you get to call me a secondary
I also have married her

I think at this point Rika gets to call most /moe/s secondaries when it comes to kancolle no matter what

>>328477
Okay, open up your kancolle and take a picture of where you've married her.

why don't you just share her

even better, here's a picture of her in her wedding dress

>>328480
That is forbidden
That is why the fact that there are two Verniys is very fortunate

unfortunately for ToN, neither Verniy would be interested in a cuck

>>328480
I refuse.

>>328481
you're a filthy secondary

>>328483
Oh, are you actually trying to insult me?

I just saw an opportunity to say something spicy and went for it
I was jest messing around

>>328482
what are the mobage police going to come and kneecap you for liking the same boat

>>328486
>I was jest messing
Heh

>>328487
apparently waifus are exclusive

>>328488
ikr

I totally have work in 4 hours
uh oh

>>328491
oh no

good thing i woke up like 12 hours ago

>>328486
If thats the case I guess I'll let you live
>>328487
I live a dangerous life

>>328493
Yeah it's a good thing alertness is an increasing factor of time spent awake

images are dead wow

>>328494
the only thing you're killing is my sides and the image server

I just wanted to post a goodnight image ;_;

there I fixed images

such power!

goodnight happy /moe/s
goodnight beautiful /moe/s
goodnight funny /moe/s
goodnight friendly /moe/s
goodnight my beloved wonderful /moe/s
goodnight ToN

i can't wait to spend plenty of time with you tomorrow~

fucking hell

>>328518
don't forget to say good night to ToN

rekt

I dreamed I was in a plane crash and was hospitalized and lost vision in my right eye but it was a cyberpunk future so I got a robot eye but there was some cyber rebel in my eye who wanted to use my body and then I woke up

also thats an image of my wife

I had a weird dream I went on a road trip in America and for some reason Rika showed up when I stopped at a mall and I had a huge sandwich so I gave her some

It was a boring trip

>>328523
Would make a cool anime /10

>>328523
Like this?

>>328523
i would let someone else use my body

>>328526
I have kekkai sense. i just need to watch it
>>328527
oh really

Or more like this.

that Blend S OP is a real meme

>>328528
yeah if a cyber rebel in my robot eye wanted to use my body for a little while i would let them

Yeah but they could use your body and get you in trouble and then bail on you while you suffer the consequences

>>328525
How was it a boring trip if I was there?

>>328533
You only showed up right at the dreams end obviously.

>>328532
they live in my eye, i can kill them

>>328535
what if they just hop to the next electronic you stumble upon

that doesn't make any sense

technoghosts get out

When I saw this episode of people making fun of internet things was called "My mistress is machine washable" I expected body pillows.
I was very wrong

Now to try to figure out how to change the time on my clock.

dont you just fiddle faddle the back of it or something

I have a fancy clock.

tonight was kinda crazy

A good kinda crazy?

good and bad
good was I met this woke girl
bad was I was at the club with my broken wrist like an idiot
amd then some idiot girl who was dancing flamboyantly like did a somersault and crashed into me

Hah hah hah.
That is kind of absurd.
Is your wrist...well, I guess not okay, but not in worse condition?

I think it's fine

when that girl hit me she knocked me into some other guy and his drink spilled
so then he got mad at me and pushed me over
at that point I decided it was time to exit the club

Yeah seems like a sound idea.
It's always frustrating when something totally beyond your control cuts the fun short though.

Yeah.
Freaking Murphy's law
i'venever experienced violence at a club until today

Whoah
What a dick.

I bought six D&D figures tonight.

oh samu you like botw right

>>328551
what do they look like
>>328552
yeah I played it
what's up

>>328553

>>328554
i bought it the other day with the mario odyssey switch bundle
this was me earlier tonight >>328248
it's a lot of fun but i'm getting distracted by cooking and mining and catching lizards

>>328555
why are you replying to yourself
>>328556
ayy grats
i played it on Wii u
I caught a lot of those lizards and crickets too

>>328554
Plastic
One sec

>>328557
right now i'm trying to make enough dosh to buy a crack house in hatena

you got any tips for me old timer?

stealth clothes, rock climbing clothes.
essential

put everything into stamina and nothing into hearts

it's too late my first two wishes were for more fucking health so the big cunts with bats don't kill me in one hit

>>328563
in one of the villages you can find a devil statue that lets you redistribute your points between hearts and stamina if you ever feel like you need to do that.

someone put an actual spoiler behind the spoiler tags what the fuck

Don't look under this spoiler please
I thought I could trust you...

i was already looking at it before you finished typing

>>328567
Wow you're a sneaky cunt aren'tcha

>>328568
they call me slippery rick. slickest dick in the west

>>328569
Wow, I heard you're the quickest shot in west rick

Also since those are 3d renders they are of course a bit more detailed than the actual figures.

oh shit waddup

Someone keeps banging around at 2am waddup wit you

Wait no it isn't 2am

yeah it's mid

Yeah midnight

>>328578
not much

mo
no

good morning

Oh, it is a birthday today
Hurray for them

How are you this fine sunday

Finally, someone!

shouldn't you be at church

heading there right now, bully

have fun at church im going on a date

>>328594
hVe fun

i super will
gonna go shooting and shopping
a very american day

Hope your friend's able to bring their guns for you.
I remember last time that didnt happen

>>328598
good stuff
>>328597
it's fine !

>>328599
good

>>328601

this wasnt the cute girl i wanted

>>328602
kaiba is the best
>>328603
ill take it

>>328604
not for sale

why not

does the pity rate increase if you only summon once? or less than 5?

every five units opened

so if you do 4 in one round
and then one in the next
the next session you roll will have an increased rate

i feel like a fucking neet
i have so much free time and such little money
when is this shitty vacation gonna end

when it's over

ah, it was Sugar Ray
>>>/watch?v=xmLv8rfunPo

>>>/watch?v=L0nKOP2BCYc

so tired
but its still early

good /afternoon/

Good evening

hi kannagi
...I wonder if I can still stream. It's been a long time

Yo! How are ya?
You should stream!

I'm going to do a quick pass around the house since it's Sunday and everyone always wants to fervently annoy me on Sunday.
There's always SOMETHING to clean.
Then I'll come back and stream.
So either in 20 minutes or X hours

Clean everything! Bathe it in the cleansing light of KOI.

blue have you killed the infernal because wow

All in all you're just another brick in the wall~

It's far from over.

>>328621
the what?
oh you mean the alm/celica thing?
I haven't really bothered. I'm a casual now.

>>328624
yeah alm's pounding my rectum
i would like him to stop

well, enjoy it.
get Celica to peg you instead
Do something
All I want to do is roll for cute girls now

I guess neko mata ninja Sakura is cute girl enough
I just have to get Nowi

>>328626
But asking celica ro thay is almost gayer

I also just want to roll cute girls and thats why im wanting to beat them

I want to ~lazily~ roll cute girls

That artist's kamikaze is strong

I like his kois the most. I await the return of koi

I'm too young to be feeling this old

It's neat when artists accidentally upload the wrong version of an image, and you're able to save it before they delete the post
Cause you get to see what kinda changes they made at the very end

>>328629
This is me too.

>>328635
ara~
I didn't know you were that cute in a hoodie.

That is also weird considering I am in a hoodie now!

>>328633
flipping back and forth between error images is fun
like those "find the six differences"

>>328637
I take it back. I definitely knew that you were.
Sasuga kannagi

Yeah
It's a lot of fun seeing how small things actually change a lot

>>328639
I still have the 18 or so iterations of that dancing girl.
because I didn't know how annoying it was to blue a gif.

>>328638
I am the moest.

>>328640
Kumin?

>>328641
it can't be helped
>>328642
no, it was... I think it was from Tari Tari.
The little girl shaking her hips side to side
Dancing in front of her TV, I think (but the TV isn't in the gif)
I'll find it

this one

notice how none of these are getting caught on duplicate detection

Oh that one
I remember that one, man that was a while back

It was an ordeal.
I made a thread saying "I did it!" and everyone was like "oh shit, post it."
But I was still finishing the last frame and it got incredibly hype
And the first one was messy.
So I ended up with like 15 iterations trying to fix it.

>2012
holy shit

>a folder called Hug
I wonder what's in here...

Honestly only watch Jigsaw if you're a fan of the first three movies. Otherwise it's just below average. Putting that out heere

>>328654
>illicit feeling
This must happen to you alot with your random folders of images!

I found a 4koma I drew for somebody!
One that was requested years ago but I kept forgetting
so I made one about why I kept forgetting

I remember all those thread with you discussing Merry.
That was a while back!

>Slamsung Dunktop

If you didn't invest in bitcoin I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but being broke aint one

>>328659
Nice hat

Truly I am Ohio

>>328656
I'm sure you would enjoy this old post about looking at old posts.

Happy Guy Fawkes Day

I remember this being the most intense panel

the revolution was yesterday though

>>328663
I see a cute girl in this post

>>328667
I'm sorry but that's /my/ cute girl thanks

But this is my wife

But that was my wife posting your soon to be wife

What a wife conundrum!

>>328664
Happy guy fawkes day!

>>328663
FOREVER LEWD

Different cities, they demand you.

>>328673
tbis is also a cute girl

>>328672
it also can't be helped
okay, I was going to play Hob and maybe stream
where is OBS

speaking of lewd, what the hell is with that girl in the green/purple outfit?
It looks awful

It looks awful AND everyone is drawing fanart of it

Goota love hoe suits sometimes.

>>328676
which one?

tihs one

>>328680
oh i dont onow this one

It's just really awkward looking.
To wear.
You got your tits out but your arms and shoulders are restrained.
It looks lewd but incredibly uncomfortable.
It's like high heels.
This is the high heels of outfits.

Meh, just a compant trying to make the most hoe ass outfit in existence.
And it succeeded.

hi

>>328684
yeah but you can make GOOD hoe ass outfits
How are you going to make the tits be the only thing that has good range of motion in your upper body?

Believe me when I say it's just bait for all the good artists.

Maybe that was the point.
The only thing with free range of movement are the breasts

Artists need to understand that more is more

>>328686
I Don't know what im doing.

Welcome to existence.
90% of us don't

The other 10% don't but also don't really care.

More more more
How do you like it, how do you like it

>>328695

If only a 100 people played a single dice game

But for real, if that was a real game, I would have 14 bullshit points by the time y\all die off LOL

check out this cutie

It's good

This updated

Those guys fucking suck

>>328699

>>328702
?
She's level 99 and hangs out in the new adventurer area with all the weak monsters.

but ppl annoy the fuck out of you?
how you deal with that shit tell me

>>328705
Me?

Imma tell you hoe I deal with guild members talking shit
This vibe >>>/watch?v=2QcCFcaSXCs

Dangit now I wanna play more D&D.

>>328708
get to work nerd

>>328709
Expect me to make a campaign? That requires a lot of effort and Energy Drinks.

I'm sorry are you telling MEEEEE of all people about the difficulties of making a campaign?
Let me tell you, I definitely didnt make up a lot of things the day before

>>328711
Ye but i'm not you now am I?
Also if I did do one i'd want it to be really good before I even showed that shit.
I wouldn't wanna half ass it.

I did put a lot of thought into specific parts ill admit
like some things were done a few weeks in advance but then put into actual mechanics the few days before

>>328713
I think if I had the energy to do it I probably could but thats a lot of work.
I got the basics in terms of mechanics and shit down cause i've played enough to hopefully know that stuff.
It's also the fact i'd have to make up maps enemies etc etc.

>posted the greatest vibe on ?muu? and no1 hears it
if only bong was heeereee

>>328715
What you need is this
>>>/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc

Any Prince song is good as fuck
Nice one cap

>>328717
Grew yo on that shit as a kid.
Mom and dad used to listen to a lot of 70s 80s etc etc in the car so I like a lot of it.

Also I really like Disco and funk music.

BOO
back from dinner.

>>328721

GOOD GOSH INDEED.

welcome back

Ta

>>>/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

Vibing to all y'all songs be like

One more before I go do things
>>>/watch?v=cAQSZhazYk8

You be reminding me of >>>/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg type of shit tho

Oh it's a rika

Nothing more humbling than getting one hit 4 times in a row

actually neechang did you beat the infernal
map?

>>328729
Kool & The Gang you say
>>>/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4
Also I lied this is the last one before I go do stuff.

How are we all today?

>>328733
Infernal map?

alm/celica

>>328734
What a hitter.
You be dropping that gum commercial to my ears

>>328736
I haven't started work on it yet.
I've been dumping all my stamina into Tempest. I'll be done with that in a few runs though.

Nothing more humbling than just getting straight popped

straight what

Straight all your efforts resulting in you dying

water you playin

A game where you die more than you kill on average

mario party?

Clutching stars on any mario party is easy as fuck tho

i played mario part one as a kid and my sister got that star switch minigame and made me switch my 12 stars with the CPU's 3 stars
she didn't even mean to it was just basically a lottery
i got mad at her and probably cried

mario party one*

Maybe after a while, you just realise you got fucking wrecked by the AI.
It'll always learn in any game

is the switch a ninth gen console?
what are the current new/upcoming consoles out there i feel so old and also so poor

There are 0 upcoming console, just upgrade your PC my friend

>>328749
The current generation is PS4, Xbox One, and Switch.

tfw your one-shots do nothing
rip me

yay, finally done with tempest trials.
That one was probably the most tiring one yet.

im not even to 30k im a lazy boy

You need to get at least 40k for the seal, so get to it.
Today is the last day.

Imm aware!
But ehhhhhh i guess i can try

That seal is worth having. It's very good.

I gueeeeessss

>>328751
Wtf was the Wii U then
Wait disregard this I read this as eightth gen not "current gen"

>>328759
I'm not disregarding this post

>>328758
If I did the granblue event you can do the FE event.

>>328760
oh did you nab a complete katana?

>>328759
xbone and ps4 are Wii U gen though
so either switch is still eight gen somehow or the other two arent current gen

>>328762
Yeah the Switch is still eighth gen imo
It's too early to call a 9th gen with how long the one and PS4 have been out
Nintendo doesn't really have to care about traditional generations anyway they're doing their own thing

>>328761
No, but I got full loyalty.

>>328762
>>328763
Nintendo chose to make the switch while the others did PS4 pro and stuff.

>>328766
And even a babby can get a mere 40k points. I'm not telling you to get 99999, just get the 40k.

>>328764
yeah but like even pan can do that
step up your gamw

I'm not telling you to grind forever just get 200 gold badges and 2.5 million honors

>>328767
2.5 million honors is a lot, considering that I've been playing it a few days and only have 200k.
but you know what, I don't care what you do anymore. Don't get the seal if you don't want it.

Just in case I'm only playing I'm not trying to be argumentative here

It's fine, I'm not mad. We've past my threshold for caring, though.

What are y'all up to?

What the fuck was that?
I just missed a 1 shot pretty easily >>>/watch?v=kS3mSJ_3GTM

>>328771
I'm leveling me new characters in Fire Emblem.

>>328773
broom broom

My blood may be all over the walls, but at least I aint mad about it

>>328773
I got bored of Fire Emblem pretty quickly. It is a sort of mobage where I just play it to pass the time really.

>>328776
I still enjoy it. I like the high frequency of events and challenge maps.

Huh
Auto strats really does trivialize this

Too bad it doesnt persist between maps

huh
everytime i oversleep an afternoon nao, tgere see,s to be a violent outburst somewhere

I bet that isn't even competitive.

>>328780
>A2 with long hair
Great taste mate.

Texas again.
What a shitty deal.

I had just spoken with a friend in Texas saying they weren't far from where the shooting happened.
Pretty weird to hearing from someone close by the one of these incidents that always are in the news

If only any real action was taken to prevent that shit.

>>328771
streaming hob

>>328785
hob? I haven't heard of that before/.

It's by the team that made Torchlight.
Runic Games. They shut down this weekend

>>328787
Oh fuck
Seriously

Ooh
New Juan Punch

There we go

All done.
That seal is really good.

That pizza was really good
I'm having another slice

>>328791
My only problem is my playstyle always makes me choose against teleporting most of the time

You need to have lots of different teams capable of different things. That seal is a great team building glyph.

Maybe ill actually get around to building an armor squad

>>328798
no stop

time to sleep now

this mosquito bite on my lip has been the worst experience

That's so fucked.
All of that above my post

i look like I got in a fight
Eating is annoying
I want to stab my mouth
but lip scabs are also annoying so I guess I gotta live with it for a while

>>328801
Did it sting you while you slept or something?

worse
right before i slept
I got to experience the feeling of it swell and get incredibly hot and it kept me up for an extra hour.

Then just drink all your essential vitamins.

Eat your vitamins!

>>328803
Don't stab it, just slice it off.

Everything about Daylight Savings was lost

Which would be scarier to you
someone smashing through your door with a mallet and poking through the hole and shout
EAT YOUR VITAMINS!
or
someone smashing through your door with an axe and poking through the hole and shout
HERE'S JOHNNY

The latter has more memes.

both sound incredibly annoying to deal with and I only hope I have a non lethal way of handling it because I want to be able to sue for damages

Original vs Kubrick
also how do you smash through a door with a mallet?
atleast in the movie it was a solid wooden door, maybe the book's version of the hotel had less brittle bathroom doors

Hit the hinges
or have a spiked mallet

>>328813
*more brittle

The fact that you don't carry mace kind of surprises me.

I've never known anyone who carried mace

Who wins in a death fight
A guy with a big solid mace or the guy with the spray mace

Range always win bruh

>>328819
How's the range on mace?
I feel like if the mace swing had momentum behind it, it'd carry through regardless

That piece of garbage only has two arms length worth of range.
If you pepper spray them, it has like 5 meters of effectiveness

>>328818
If both people are relatively matched in physical size, I would wager spray mace if he can combo a "spray to face + take down"

>>328822
If you can cause the physical mace guy to stagger out of pain from the spray mace you can pretty easily take him down yeah

>>328823
>>>/watch?v=nzdXdvm26No#t=1m15s
but spray isn't always enough especially if you aren't taking necessary force immediately after

>>328825
Goddamn that mace did nothing
He doesn't give a fuck
He just takes the whacky sticks too
They don't do shit

>woah samurai!
class act banter

>>328826
yeah and fnn cops are restricted due to fear of them getting fined/sued afterwards so...
can't go all FUCK YOU like american or well unrestricted cops can

Personally, I would run like a bitch after the spray

well heis ESTONIAN SAMURAI
or smething

here is a good case example

What a crazy world we live in

Laws.
sheesh

>>328830
was he convicted though?

>ladybeard on morning tv

It's dark so early now.

yup

maybe the answer to life really is sometimes recklessly pursuing your dreams

>>328834
dnno
last i heard of it was month ago in october and it was still going on

>>328839
how was your deito

>3 dead by cop in 2017
*16
>a statistical spike, says chief of cops, no reason for alarm
Welp, we live in peaceful times when 3 accidental death by cops is high as fuck

It was good.
I'm exhausted, though.

are you feeling the time change yet?
I'm already getting sleepy

No, my sleep schedule is perpetually broken, so time changes don't affect me much.

I found this really crazy weird rpg book
It's fucking great.

>>328844
oh right

I didn't sleep much last night.

>>328847
fix it

Actually, I've barely slept this week.

Part 1

>>328850
Part 2

>>328849
enjoy tiredness

>>328850
>>328851
what is this cancer to read

>>328853
It's an rpg bestiary written as if it were by someone from the world in which the monsters reside.

why make it shit to read?

>>328855
It's not that hard to read.

Well, not those pages anyways.

hard no
annoying yes
unnecessary definitely

>>328858
Does it really grind your gears?

yes when you have run into similiar shit way too oft
and it always is annoying

hello again

Well I was in the studio
But I couldn't hit the notes

>>328864
You should try aiming better next time.

Whats uo
up

>>328867
Bitcoin's price

watching fish play switch and trying not to fall asleep

I may end up falling asleep soon
I've been really busy recently and will continue to be
And I think I'm just so out of shape mentally that I don't have the mental stamina
Cause I've been used to doing nothing almost everyday for so long

<- This bitch needs to play the switch
Worth?

>>328867
>>328869
What did you think of the stuff I posted from the bestiary?

>>328872
huh

>>>/watch?v=XKBjbjZfTiM
>>>/watch?v=XKBjbjZfTiM
>>>/watch?v=XKBjbjZfTiM

>>328873
See
>>328845
>>328850
>>328851

>Republican Sen. Rand Paul is recovering from five broken ribs after his neighbor blindsided him outside his Kentucky home on Friday, his senior adviser told the Associated Press.
>May be life threatening
what the fuck
why even

>>328875
this is some weird shit

>>328876
Oh no
How will he make anime real if ge dies.
*he

>>328876
Weird shit in a good way or bad way?

good way def

>>328879
Glad you like it
It's called Fire on the Velvet Horizon.
It's by the same guy who did that Maze of the Blue Medusa thing I was going on about a few months ago.

>>328876
I suppose the neighbour didn't like his policies?

all these boys

>>328883
ToN did you look at the stuff?
See >>328882
And the stuff linked in >>328875

>>328883
Gray is actually pretty good but the horse guy is bad.

>>328884
not really
>>328885
i already have gray thoigu!

though

>>328886
Ridersbane is really great too though.

>>328888
hi, how are you?

Who would i have that hates horsesso much they would eat gray

*I wonder

>>328889
Incredibly tired.
How're you?

>>328892
What are you so tired about?
I'm just taking it easy.

all day deito

>>328893
I've barely gotten a good night's sleep all week and then I was busy all day today.
I had a minor allergic reaction or something, too.
And Fish took a lot out of me.
It was a great day, don't get me wrong, I'm just really tired.

Well, I'm glad you had a good day. She had high expectations for it!
She must be tired too.

If only.
She's been sleeping well so she's full of energy.
If she were tired, I could go to sleep.

what sorrow
like a kiss from a mosquito

>>328898

wow, how did you add that image to my hard drive

meow

I took a bad risk today

What did you do?

>>328904
what was it

I overtook a garbage truck on a corner when a car was coming

I bet he fell in love.

>>328907
nice you're living on the edge now

You guys are quiet tonight.

I was just thinking that.
But I don't know if it can be helped. /moe/'s been deprived of my light for so long. It's only natural that they'd be quiet.
And even though I'm here now, I'm so tired! So that makes it doubly natural that everyone is quiet.

>>328914
>>328913

Ron Cairy

fairy

>>328914
Drink some coffee and get to it!

>>328919
Coffee won't wake me up, and what do you want me to get to?

Fun stuff!

I wonder if that counts as a lewd image. It's kinda suggestive but Corrin wears weird clothes.

>>328920
You need someone to >>>/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM#t=1m50s

>>328921
Fun stuff like what?
What fun stuff should I be doing so late?

>>328924
Making fun for me.

here you go
>>>/@AtelierBarrel/927362719400861696

I am sure this captures your interests

>>328926
quality dubbing

>>328925
Oh, is that my job, now?
I don't think I can stay up that long. Maybe you should do something to keep me awake.

Like a turing test.

>>328929
It's everyone's job!

Rika do you wanna hear a knock knock joke

It's my policy not to say "who's there"!

>>328931
I'm afraid I can't help you unless you help me, first.

>>328934
How will I do that?

>>328935
I don't know.
Do something to keep me awake.

You should eat something to wake you up!

I'm not sure if that'll work with how sleep deprived I am!
And I need to go grocery shopping anyway, so I don't really have a lot of food that would be good for keeping me up.

Maybe you should go grocery shopping right now.

>>328939
I'm too tired.

We can order groceries by truck it's glorious
Don't gotta drive anywhere or deal with walking through the super market
Just click a button and they show up the next day like magic

and cost extra i bet

Should it not?

>>328943
Probably

I rode a motorcycle across town today!

How long were you out on it?

>>328941
Slap yourself on both cheeks!

>>328948
Onee-chan is so cruel!

>>328946
What kind?

like this but like 10 years older and beat the fuck up
my friend just bought one but he doesn't really know how to ride yet so i went with him and rode it back to his neighborhood

>>328949
Yell "ganbare!" when you do it.
It will wake you up.

is /moe/ ready for SUNDAY NIGHT

>>328951
I'm going to fall asleep if you don't do something quick!

>>328950
Did you have fun?

>>328953it was a lot
it was a lot of fun!
i forgot how much i love being on two wheels
it really is an amazing feeling
there aren't a lot of ways to feel that fun

>>328953
Sit on a broom handle! That will wake you up.

>>328955
You're so mean.
You're not giving me much motivation to stay up like that!
I'll really go to bed, you knoq!
know

>>328954
Are you gonna save up for a motorcycle now?

I still want to get one someday
It's not a priority though
I can just ride his now when I really want to

i would really like it if the tit that has grown on my lip went away

excuse me

>>328956
You wanted something to keep yourself up!

>>328960


>>328957
Is he gonna fix it up?

>>328961
yeah
it's functional and not in bad shape
just has visible use marks like scratches and duct tape

motorcycle am invincible compared to car
in that sense at least

>>328961
Don't glare!

fuck u lookin at punk

>>328965

what are you guys even fighting about

Rika wants me to sit on a broom handle.

now listen here y'all

It was just a suggestion!

>>328973
I just realised this girl isn't wearing a shirt

>>328974
You wanted something that would keep you up!

>>328975
She wears one, but it's a really low cut dress that looks like it should fall off at any given time.
It has straps too but they're obscured by her hair.

>see cowork er using Viagogo
oh no
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/accc-takes-action-against-ticket-reseller-viagogo/news-story/0cad96a995e9f4a12bd1ff0c9f149b60

>>328976
Wow that sounds real dangerous

>>328978
Saki is full of dangerous characters.

>>328979
Don't be so gloomy!

>>328980
Wait is she from Saki?
I just started watching that a few days ago
Because the hands in that show are hilarious

>>328982
Make sure to put a condom on the broomstick first or you'll get splinters in your butt.

>>328981
Yeah, she's from saki. One of my favorite saki characters!

>>328983
I feel like you'd need a very thick condom for that

My favourite character is Nodoka becuase she understands that mahjong is srsbzns and has a great character design

>>328983
I don't have any of those.

>>328984
nodotits

>>328984
You like boobs huh?

>>328985
Oh then you may want to think twice about sticking a broom handle up your butt!

>>328986
>>328985

>>328986
I'm not planning on it, you megajerk.

>>328988
Wow, I'm not a megajerk! Or a regular jerk.

>>328989
An ultrajerk.

>>328990
that's like the power of a regular jerk but squared
how high can her power go?

>>328990
No way, I'm your super nice friend rika!

hmmmmmm

hmmmmmmm?

yeah

hmmmmmm what?

th e FUCK you looking at

is /moe/ gonna play official classic wow?

>>328997
It means I don't believe you!

>>328999
I'm not

>>329000
Why not?

>>328999
Probably not me, but Sugoi will.

>playing wow

>>329002
Nice friends don't tell each other to stick brooms up their butts!

>>328999
I choose death

>>329004
You were asking for a good way to stay awake!

>>329006
You're just trying to use me for your sick fantasies!

>>329006
so that is what you do to stay awake when tired?

>>329007
I think I would come up with a better fantasy than that!

>>329008
No, I don't need help staying awake.

yeah wow

>>329009
but you would?

>>329009
Then why didn't you?

stick fantasies

deep dark fantasies

>>329002
>literally asking for classic wow experience
>won't play it

being the galaxy brain I am, I left a bunch of splinters in my hands and feet
now I think I am starting to feel the consequences

>>329012
I wasn't coming up with a fantasy. It was just a suggestion.
If I were going to come up with a fantasy about you, I'd do a better job!

>>329015
When did I ask for that?

my fantasies involving moes also involve things like fancy dinners, music festivals, road trips, and pranks

my fantasies involving internet friends involve forming a super sentai team together

>>329017
hmmm

smile

>>329020
Come on, you know me! I could come up with a really good fantasy.

>>329021
don't you tell us what to do
I'll make my own destiny, and invoke the courage to frown

>>329022
I don't know anything about what kind or the quality of your fantasies!

>>329024
I'm sure you have the general sense that they'd be high level, though.

my fantasies involve a sense of belonging an purpose

haha somene slipped dokidoki spoilers in this video
I'm glad I have no interest in that game

>>329026
bang your fantasies are getting too real for me

>>329025
High level in what way?

>>329029
High quality and with a grand sense of impressiveness!

>>329030
I'm not sure if I believe you!

>>329026
sounds pretty plain jane to me

>>329031
You don't mean that!

>>329033
Sure I do.

>>329035
You don't think I have the potential to come up with some high level stuff?

>>329036
I bet you couldn't come up with anything that'd interest me!

>>329037
I don't really know if you'd like it or not.

>>329038
If sticking a broom in an ass is the best you can come up with, no, I wouldn't.
That's so boring!

It would be way bette than something like that.

I don't really believe it.

>>>/watch?v=orERYdw_JsU
>recorddropman reviews a washing machine
>8/10

alright then you two
give me some fantasies
tell me about your perfect day, specifically
three things that would happen that day that most contribute to its perfectness

and don't say "lack of bang"

I don't have anything like that.
Anything that can be defined can't possibly be perfect for me because I need surprise and spontaneity.

>>329041
I'm surprised you have such little faith in my abilities!

>>329043
One where I get to stay home and take it easy.

>>329043
dying in a gutter

>>329045
then get as close as possible?

>>329046
you did that today
s

If I could put it into words, it'd immediately cease to be a perfect day.

>>329046
You're a pure, little 17 year old.
It's natural that I doubt you.

>>329049
Yeah, today was pretty nice. I'd do it again if I had the chance.

>>329050
I have a super powerful imagination though!

>>329051
Is that so?

Yeah, I have super high specs.

>>329019
What would be your perfect internet friends sentai team?

>>329054
Alright well first I'd probably have tano and /moe/ be seperate sentai shows
then at the end they'd get a cross over movie where they team up and fight the big true evil
I wanna be the member who starts out as the rival but later on joins the team permamently to fight a common foe because that's always the coolest member
Rika isn't the red ranger that'd be Samurai because he's an admin which makes him defacto leader of the group

I'd be red, of course.

hmmm

>>329056
No way. You don't have the power to bring everyone together.

>>329057
I'm totally the one who brings everyone together!

>>329058
No way.

Maria is right, red is Sam.

>>329055
>>329059
Samurai is the big talking head back at base that tells us what to do!

get me some shitposters with attitude

>>329060
actually this is a good point he'd be mission control
Bang would be the cool cocky blue ranger who secretly has a heart of gold

I'll be the villain.

Wow, you'll be a villain?

>>329064
Are you gonna betray us halfway through the show?

It's not a betrayal if I was only helping you ironically so that I could learn your strength and destroy you later.

>>329067
that's the spirit

>>329067
>ironically
there's much better words for what you're trying to say

You'll be the black ranger that gets converted to the team!

Hey Maria guess what

>>329071
what

>>329069
And I intentionally didn't use them!
I'm the villain!

>>329070
No way.
I'm just going to be the villain.
You can be my henchperson.

>>329072
Hi

>>329074
I'd never have guessed this in a million years

>>329073
What's your villainous plot gonna be

I'm going to turn everyone in the world into alarm clocks!

>>329070
it is usually green that is evil I think

my only weakness is that I'm all weakness

>>329077
yeah I already called dibs on him

>>329076
But why?
Everyone has phones that already act as alarm clocks

>>329078
You can be the joke character

>>329073
Red can't be working for the villain!

>>329079
Okay then I will be the face in the tube

>>329080
You're not red.

>>329079
Their alarms will go off but they'll never be able to stop them.
They'll have to listen to that sound for an eternity.

>>329082
I'd totally be red. You know it!

None of us are good enough to be red tbh

>>329083
You don't have the qualities necessary!
When was the last time you ate curry?

red one is leader
blue is nerd
yellow likes curry
pink is girl
and green vomits egs
eggs

>>329085
I had a curry-like meal the other day!

>>329086
Depends on the blue
Sometimes blue is a nerd
But sometimes blue is also the badboy who's slightly edgy but gets the job done

>>329087
The fact that you can't proudly say you ate curry proves that you can't be Red!

>>329089
That's a silly criteria. I like curry though, so I can do fine at that.

I might just make curry for dinner tonight

>>329090
thatm akes you yellow

>>329090
No, it's too late.
You've already shown you're not Red material.

>>329092
you have to be asian to be yellow

>>329094
and you still risk the chance of being turned into a guy when you assume the ranger form

>>329093
I'm totally red material.

>>329091
cur ry dess
I made some the other night
super easy and good

>>329095
We should work this into the plot

>>329097
Did you actuallymake it or just buy supermarket curry and mix it in with chicken like I did

>>329096
Stop spouting lies.

>>329098
I made it with soup milk and curry powder

>>329098
i think a manga like that already exists

>>329099
You're just being tsundere! You know I'd be a wonderful red.

>>329101
everything's been done before

>>329100
good job anno

hello

>>329102
You're more suited to be a villain.

the part that gets me is the word "applications" the most
as if she's clearly just happy to have a rolodex of dudes to get fucked by on a particular night

god IGA is such a rip off
>>329104
hello 329104

>>329105
Wow, why do you think that?

>>329104
wassup anno

>>329106
>highly melaninated
That and the cross lead me to believe she's taking the piss

>>329109
Because ultrajerks are villains.

anime >>329111 →

>>329112
Wow, I'm not an ultrajerk!

you guys are really going at it today

>>329114
yeah huh

>>329116
No way!

5 bucks says kirara is the one who ends up pouting

>>329118
yeah huh.

#88ball

88ball, the new hot item on the alt-right market

>>329121
How so?

I have alternative rights yunno!

>>329130
You told me to do something terrible.

>>329132
you have human lefts

I didn't really tell you to do it, it was just a suggestion!

rika if you don't end up making kirara pout i'm out 5 bucks

>>329138
You must really hate me!

>>329143
I was merely suggesting something that would wake you up!

>>329141
put $20 on numero for me as well

>>329144
No way.
You wanted me to hurt.
You wanted to hurt me!
With a broom!
Maybe you're just jealous that I got to go on a date today.

no 3

alright!
bets on kirara pouting first are now at 25 dollars
any takers?
nothing on rika yet

>>329147
I never said you had to do it!
I just suggested it.

>>329149
bets on rika being smug

>>329150
your pants must be burning

>>329153
Find a post where I told you that you had to do it!

>>329152
rika is always smug
no takers

I'm never smug. I'm always in lovely onee-chan mode.

Onee-chan is dead!
>>329154
You told me to sit on a broom handle.
You didn't phrase it as a suggestion.
You're such a liar!

>>329157
I didn't mean it as a command, though!

I didn't choose the smug life

>>329161
You told me to do it.
You wanted me to do it.
You probably wanted me to pull out my intestines with the broom and die.

if /moe/ was power rangers, rika would be rita

>>329164
No way, that wasn't my intent at all! I even gave you tips on how to do it without hurting yourself.

>>329166

I don't think I have ever watched sentai

>>329149
I bet on Kirara postin a mou... first

>>329169
Neither
I've watched Kamen Rider before though

>>329167
You wanted me to die so you could steal my girlfriend!
And make her be your lazy maid!

>>329169
I watched some of the Pirate Super Sentai and some of the Unofficial Sentai

all bets are on kirara pouting first

>>329171
You're really paranoid about that!
I wouldn't do that. Making her come away from the ocean would be too cruel.

>>329176
You'd totally do that.
You'd probably just get an aquarium with a pond inside and keep her there like some kind of pet!
You're a monster!

>>329177
I bet it wouldn't even be salt water

>>329178
so cruel

>>>/@christinawilkie/927392266406256641

>>329177
Wow, I'm a nice onee-chan type! I wouldn't do that!

>>329180
lmao wtf

abe gave trump a hat that said make alliance even greater
and signed it lol
and then trump called japan a nation of samurai warriors

>>329181
Nice onee-chans don't tell people to shove brooms up their butts!

>>329183
You asked for help staying awake!

>>329185
Your other suggestion was for me to hit myself!
You're just trying to hurt me.

I told you to slap your cheeks and yell ganbare!
That's something an idol would do.

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