Thread #324219

Why this

what flavor ice cream do you have

vanilla duh

Hmm
The content warnings dont work on mobile twitter
That's problematix

>>324219 (OP)

good moening

oh no nnS is ancap

I want some ice cream.

>>324219 (OP)
I appreciate this image.

I have no idea what's happening in this image

>>324233
Metal eats metal.

>>>/@ArfMeasures/710201523339456512

It would snow on Halloween.
dopee
Gives me a >>>/watch?v=eHOb7IJ6Bk0 vibe

Did not think I'd get there, but I now have a separate column just for RTs and likes because otherwise I'd completely miss replies
There's TOO MANY RTS

Truly I am Ohio.
>>324234
That was a decent manga.

odysseeey
should go to work early for once

playing geimu instead

Will this motherfucker get HOME ALREADY
Jesus

>>324242
What is that creature?
Is it from Maid in Abyss?

Yeah

So what is it?

Basically all I know about Maid in Abyss is that Ozen is best girl, bo ne dad is a dick, ANCAP Village exists and that white whistles are made of people

I have no idea
A Nanashi

respect turkeys

>>324247
Do you read the manga?

Naw
I just save images from my twitter feedsd

Bbl

This image is what I need

>>>/@SimonNRicketts/924771850604941312

This humble bundle ends in 19 minutes.
https://www.humblebundle.com/down-under-bundle
Might be worth a look to anyone who hasn't seen it yet.

>>>/@EverySheriff/925258854677565440

Pumped for Saturday tbh

>>324245
>>>/watch?v=rALllpklvXQ
Spoilers obviously.

zelda localization is like INSANELY liberal

>character says arigato, rinku
>translated as hello, link

wow
I would guess "domo" being translated like thatb u
arigatou...

>>324258
Translations are a curse

earlier someone said, like, rinku saikyou or something and the translation was finish him, link!

Good job nintendo

Isn't Nintendo America just... trash?

kinda

>>>/@idlematts/925426339435466752

Mom sold the house
She's moving into an apartment, I think with money to spare

I may be a filthy red, but I'm gonna be a property owner one day

oh no

>>324265
lit it on fire

>>324267
I could use the money to like
Fund shit?
Maybe

>>324268
thinking about it actually
was considering that

>>324269
use it to house homeless people
don't become a landlord

I refuse to become a landlord

landlords and sparrows gotta go

The fuck is a sparrow

you know, the bird, sparrows

mao had every sparrow in china killed after he killed the landlords and it destabilized the ecosystem and caused tons of deaths from famine

Hahah what the fuck was Mao on, dude
That man was wild

I guess the diamat got to his head

mlm makes you crazy

Yeah I'm not sold on socialism in general tbph

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

Mao had like, a ton of these things with fancy names, didn't he?
The great leap forward, something about a thousand blossoms?

Or was that pol pot?
I get these fucking monsters mixed up sometimes

There is nothing wrong with owning things like a piece of land

you don't actually own anything though

Sure i do

you don't own something if it can be taken away at any point
you're just licensing things

I own my stuff!

then why can it be taken away at any time by the government

that would be stealing!

no, because you don't own it

Your property is yours until the government decides it's not
Voluntarily from your end or not

you have nothing if you have no rights

then you have lefts

I wonder couldf you start a joke campaign that aims to rename human rights, into human lefts

🙄

elephant mecha

ah delish pizza

I am rereturned
I actually feel like being productive today and I already thought of some stuff to do.
I'm sure this feeling will pass soon though.

>>>/@BreakingNLive/925445214713602049

>>324281
A thousand flowers
>yeah it's cool intellectuals let's let a thousand ideas bloom you can criticise the party
>jkslol you're all getting purged

>>>/@BreakingNLive/925446700306784256

Oh wow

>>>/@BreakingNLive/925448833571704832

>>>/@davidmackau/925449006309920768

graphic videos of the shooting going around

Did they identify who did it yet

i was going to post an image but it seems somewhat clashing with current events

hell I'll post it anyway
APNG detector problem

nevermind the

>What happened was there was a car crash… he came out of one of the cars. He had two guns,” a 14-year-old Stuyvesant HS student said. “We thought it was a Halloween thing. He started running around the highway. There was another guy in a green shirt that was chasing him around.”
wow
that could have ended in a tragedy...

>>324306
no not yet
it seems really bad though

>>324307
wow what did you do

>>>/@News_Executive/925441446798348289

cum cum cum cum cum cum semen

that's not very appropriate

wow
stumbling unto this might be scary
a random art piece by a new yorker artist

>>324312
neither is like
a lit of things

Koi- has marked himself safe during The Violent Incident In Manhattan, New York

were you anywhere close?

>>324315
good
>>324314
yeah but we should be appropriate on /moe/

I was asleep.
Just had breakfast.
Kingfish is good.

sounds like a tasty fish, atleast based on the name

hey hey blue my friend
what cute girls have you seen today

>Remilia as a vampire
ummm
>Patchouli as a witch
UHHHHHH

>>324321
theyre just doing what they do best

>Eitin as a nurse

>>324322
>Koakuma as a nun

buffy

honey mirin

I need that Kekkai Sensen 5 guys
pls

denied

It didn't have to be this way.

>>>/@BreakingNLive/925478319579127808
florida

>>324328
hmm
i could go for some 5 guys

>>324320

>>324332
I would enjoy seeing a KS episode where they eat at Five Guys
But they already have their diner so I doubt.

>>324331
curiously you can find https://www.policearrests.com/arrests/saipov_h_sayfullo_id_39634083.html

>>324333
shit jan, tilde, and i went to a five guys in Georgia and they had five guys
literally five guys

>>324331
>NOT IN THE USA
But it is in the USA

That feeling of actually wanting to do things and be productive has passed.
Also I've been up for forty hours or so

I'm bang

>>324338
But it says bangu

>>324338
Are you sure?

"okaeri bangu"

Also
http://time.com/5002099/virginia-overpass-suicide-woman-killed/
This fucking kid jumped off an overpass
And killed the driver of the car he landed on

that's sad

that young and jumping?

also would that count as manslaughter?

>>324343
The kid survived
And now he has to live with knowing someone died as a result of his actions

>>324344
If it could count as manslaughter, I wouldn't want it charged

>>324344
Involuntary manslaughter at worst
Not sure how often people get charged in freak accidents though

>>324344
people as young as 6 can be suicidal
age doesn't matter too much in suicide

>>324345
he most likely does not intend to live with that long

Sad as hell

>/moe/ is open
>open a new tab
>click on /moe/

Boo

pls no

>>324350
Sup kannagi

wonder what happened to that geh person

>>324350
happy Halloween

>>324352
>>324354
Happy spooky day.

oh yeah it is halloween
or all hallow's eve

holo wiener

hollow winner

herro winner

hewwo winnew

Halo Wars

Hiro Winer would be an ultra lame name

Haah Waaw

>>>/@GoslingActivity/925482561312354304

>>324365
he lived as he died

>>324368
I managed to.
although I only succeeded about two hours ago

>>324365
DId you escape your bedsheets in the end then?

I'm laying down right now.

>>324368
im going to stay under the covers forever

>>324370
Thats kinda gross though! They need to be washed sometime!

>>324371
i will die a terrible death, covered in old covers

A new form of mummification

>>324372
Surely Fish will mount a rescue and deliver you into fresh sheets

happy spoonerween

spooker

Kannagi me and some friends are playing mahjong if you wanna join
With one more player we can go for four player

baaaaaaang bang bang

>>324374
She's going to die with me under the covers.

>>324378
I am dying of a cold. I don't think I have the concentration to play which is a shame.
Invite me next time!

I hope you can find a 4th player

They'll merge and reincarnate
as a starfish

>>324380
That is morbid! The bed is for comfy not for death!

>>324382
Awful

yeah I wouldn't want to be one either

Starfish are better than people.

>>324383
Death can be comfy.

I dunno starfish are quite horrible

Starfish have teeth.
Isn't that fucking horrifying

you have teeth too

>>324388
i don't need this anxiety

>>324390
You didn't know that?

Blue is afraid of teeth.

You still aren't over that teeth conversation?
>>324389
Shocking truth

blue should watch TEETH for hallowiinspooks

teeth teeth teeth

TEETH... TEETH... TEETH

hallo2hu

also teeth

>>324399
What the hell
Why are they in liquid?

it is my wisdom teeth in a bottle

>>324400
they grow if you leave them in water

it's vodka

>>324403
For what purpose?

Also my dad just asked me about mindflayers.
Stranger Things was a mistake.

to preserve them

im gonna stranger things s2 tonight

oh yeah
that came out

>>324406
Are you trying to preserve the tissue left on or just the teeth?
Cause teeth are bones, they'll last fine if you just leave them in a box somewhere dry.
I have a few in a plastic box in a drawer.

>>>/@SenateDems/925372702940188672

>>324409
cause teeth in a bottle are a lot cooler

"wisdom of tn, off hand item +25 wisdom"

TN more like Tooth Nerd

>>324413
FUCKING SMASHED
HOW WILL TN EVER RECOVER

you all just jelly of my awesome tooth bottle

I could do the same thing after I get my wisdom teeth removed.

Also starfish are fucking weird.

I wonder how horrible the vodka in the bottle tastes now...

>>324418
Try it and find out.
It's probably still okay.
Maybe

no way

>>324419
it has a lot of tissue in it, I bet that has changed the taste

>>324421
It's the same stuff inside your mouth anyways

I will let it ferment for longer

>>324381
get better soon

still feel like shit desu

>>324425
domo

How are we all doing?

I played a sick mahjong game I'm pretty genki

I haven't slept in like 40 hpurs
*hours

I'm operating

>>324432
Are you an operator?

>>324426

>>324426
Wowme2
(I feel like shit most of the time so I'm almost used to it)

it's an awful day
but I had kingfish

And I have an appointment at 7:30 am tomorrow.

>>324433
yeah i'm playing Doc

>>324438
You wot?

Time for bed
Night

>>324441
Yasumi

night

>>324439
Did you watch it?

>>324444
That's where I got the screenshot!

>>324445
It was a good episode, right?

>>324446
Yeah. It was pretty good.

wow you both like that character

It's kind of obvious that I'd like her, isn't it?

Rika shares my amazing taste.

>>324448
you know what that means

>>324451
it's probably a good character

It's a conspiracy.

Yeah, she's a good character.

>>324452
It means they're the same person now.

>>324455
sometims I mistake rika posts for kirara posts and vice versa because of this

>>324456
That means Kirara is a really high quality poster!

That much is already obvious.
I'm an amazing poster.

>>324459
Ouch! Poor Rika.

Sorry Kirara I take it back you're nothing like Rika

>>324458
how will she ever recover?

It's time to turn off all the lights and pretend I'm not home.

>>324461
Is the taxman visiting again?

Worse.
There might be trick or treaters out there.

TN
An army surplus store I went to had what looked like one of these on display.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_L-39

>>324463
Get a bucket of water!

>>324461
just did this
the orange tint of f.lux is all the halloween i need

>>324465
For what?

>>324466
Nice.
Fish and I are going to hole up and watch Stranger Things S2.

I'm going to run around Guild Wars 2 in my koishi outfit.

My normie friends talk about Stranger Things a lot.

>>324469
S1 was good.
It's something normies can enjoy to some extent, too.
Kojima loves it, so you know it's good.

>>324465
To pour on the little shits.

>>324471
Ridiculous.
If I open my door for more than a second, bugs and geckos will try to get in.

>>324472
The geckos will eat the bugs

>>324472
First you have wasps.
Now you have gekos and bugs
You are just too well loved!

I just hope you don't have little children setting up a hive near your door next!

>>324472
Just put up a sign that says "beware of aggressive dog" and play loud barking noises through your speakers

>>324475
No way. That's terrible.

>>324473
I have to get rid of geckos when they get in the house or Fish will get mad at me.
A few months ago, one got in and sneaked into our bed while we were sleeping and freaked her out so now she won't let them stay inside.

>>324472
slice the geckos with your sword

>>324476
Wow over the top stalker geko.

>>324476
That's pretty funny

>>324476
But geckos are nice
She should be happy a gecko liked her

Wait, you let them stay inside previously?

It was kind of funny.

>>324481
If I couldn't catch them, I'd just ignore them until they made themselves easier to catch.

geckos are cute

A horsefly flew in my house when I opened the door the other day.
He made contact with the electric fly swatter four times before it finally killed him.

>>324482
Sounds like a good plan

>>324484
Wow

>>324485
It was, until Fish was sexually harassed by one.
Now there's a strict policy of getting rid of them.

>>324484
Strong.

maybe it had eaten secuhara sauce

>9 eps
bit too much to marathon this late
guess I will wat ch it on thursday or something

>Oingo Boingo in Stranger Things 2
yes

>>324492
Noice
Pingo Boingo is so good
*Oingo
Fuck

pingu boingo
yeah oingo boingo is great
they played Just Another Day

>>324488
Yeah, he was a super strong fly.

It was short! but I gotta sleep now!
Nighty moe
Have fun!

>>324496
Oh no.
Goodnight.
Happy Halloween.

I'm bang

>>324496
bye

Halloween is the anniversary of the time I fell into a septic tank and gave up Halloween.

What the fuck

a fond memory for sure
halloween is so commercialised event, though

Halloween isn't that bad for a commercial event.

>>324500
Falling into a septic tank is the kind of thing that is extremely amusing to a third party but probably not amusing at all to the person who it happened to.

How did the trick and treating even begin, though

>>324504
Yeah.
It's the kind of thing you'd love to hear happened to me.

>>324506
It sounds pretty amusing.
I bet it is a bad memory though.

So what's the story?

It was Halloween and I had this great, immaculate white ghost costume.
It was a really bad costume but it wasn't like a Charlie Brown ghost sort of thing.
I was trick or treating and I stepped onto someone's lawn and the ground just gave way and I fell into a septic tank leak.
All of my candy went into the septic tank, my costume was ruined, and I was covered in all sorts of disgusting things.
I had to walk home, covered in shit, with no candy.

I never felt like trick or treating again after that.

>>324507
It's become another one of those memories that Crazy Train had to be behind.
It's sort of funny even to me, now.

It makes it even better that you were wearing a white costume.

Yeah.
It's a very Kirara situation.

I assume you didn't threaten/pursue litigation or anything.

Nah.

Sasuga
Although if they had homeowner's insurance that could have conceivably covered damages since some homeowners insurance covers accidents that occur on your property.

Would havebeen quite a sight if you had in that state gone to knock on their door
and just have been "trick or treat, i am the ghost of your septic tank2 or shit

Well, I was like 10, and with my mom, so I didn't have any control over anything.
I think she used to only let me trick or treat for like an hour on Halloweens anyway.

>>324515
Heh

>>324516
Did she even go yell at the home owner or anything?

I doubt it'd surprise you if I said no.

>>324519
Yeah
Really I'm just checking in case you actually have a story where your mom actually acts in some way resembling that of a proper parent.

There was one time I was being discriminated against for having ADHD in a music class in grade school. The teacher made me sit with my desk far away from everyone elses and I wasn't allowed to participate in class activities because I acted out sometimes.
My mom got that teacher fired for it.
She probably did it because she's a bitch and wanted to get attention for it, but that was sort of protective of me.

You have to have damages to sue.
A white sheeta and some candy isn't enough to litigate on.

>>324522
You're joking right?
That's like actual trauma right there
And potentially a cause for health issues
All due to negligence on the part of the property owner

>>324523
i doubt he went to a psychologist.
I doubt he had any health complications either.

The fact that the potential for these things doesn't constitute actual damages.

>>324521
Yeah that sounds about right

>>324524
People have won lawsuits on weaker cases.

That doesn't matter, he has no damages.

The only way for him to recover would have been an outrage case and that's a hard case to win.

We just went home and I cleaned myself.

Yeah, in the end it's just a little bit of poop.

I hope trick treating never catches here
well we have our own thing already, though

thats too much poop

Yeah, even a little is way too much.

For a delicate young flower like me, it was traumatizing!

I'm bang

go bang

bakuhatsu!

It's just a little poop.

so you go dip in a septic tank

>>324536
Yeah. Why don't you coat yourself in some feces if it's just poop?

I stepped in dog poo the other day, that's almost the same thing right?

>>324539
Were you barefoot?

Also I was googling stuff about people falling in septic tanks and the like and it appears to be somewhat common.

No, it got on my shoes. It would have been better if I were barefoot.

>>324539
You're always so minimizing of my traumas! I could cry!

>>324543
I'm like a baseball coach. Spit on it and walk it off!

I knew a guy whose dad actually said something like that after his son broke his leg.

>>324541
how is it common?
do people just construct their septic tanks so shittily you can fall into them like that

>>324546
yes
Well, more like
They don't perform maintenance

>>324544
You're so mean to me sometimes!
You need to be gentle with me, you know?
I'm a delicate, young flower.
I'm like a butterfly. If you touch my wings, I'll never fly again.

>>324547
mut *must have superb quality ground water.

>>324549
People don't use septic tanks in any area I've ever lived in so its not really my problem.
But yeah it is a problem for some people.

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/9-investigates-effects-uninspected-septic-systems-/106872681
Wow

Yeah. People here don't usually know they need repair on their tank until it starts leaking.

Honestly people shouldn't have septic tanks if they're in an area where they could have sewer access.
Also I like the part about the state mandated inspections that aren't actually required

I bet I would be a good baseball coach. Maybe I should try it.

>>324555
Can you play baseball?

>>324555
You're a bit too early to be a soccer mom though.

>>324555
Let me be your co-coach!

My dad actually coached the basketball team I wawas on as a kid.
Well, the wimpy Jewish team from the suburbs.
That league was too weak so my sister and I joined the co ed inner city basketball yyouth league.

>>324556
I know the rules and stuff.

>>324558
Sure, you can be the assistant coach.

>>324560
I'm going to abuse the hell out of our players until they're good.

Also this is one of my absolute favorite court cases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

>>324553
And then everyone is surprised they have to use so much money to keep the water drinkable

>>324563
It's often not though
That's what boil warnings are for

>>324563
The water's not drinkable, though.

such good use of tax money

Florida has a lot of issues
Many of which stem from financial issues
And also the current governor
Who is really bad

>>324566
I'd rather have it wasted on that than used to kill innocent Middle Easterners.

the us army budget is just ridiculous

Huh
I had thought Florida had no sales tax for some reason. But they do
Maybe I was thinking of some other tax

Yeah, it's 7%.

>>324571
6%
I just looked it up

quite low

>>324570
We have no state taxes.

>>324561
I'm going to be the tough coach. Sorry, but you'll have to be nice.

>>324574
Uggh
>>324573
16th highest in the US actually

>>324577
Yeah, but you guys have socialized healthcare

also it changes on product to product that is just average ro something

hi

>>324580
Hi

>>324572
It's 7% in almost every county.

>>324575
We can both be tough.

>>324578
big gov requires lots of funds

Sales tax iin Chicago is 10.25%

>>324582
They'll break if we're both tough.

>>324589
seems quite weird
your system of "not having taxes on prices" is weird anyhow
just list the tax on the shelves

what if bang was bang

what if someone cared

LoL

>>324588
fuck you

>>324586
What do you mean "taxes on prices"
D
Also the rates we've been talking about don't include things that are exempt or have reduced taxes or have additional taxes

>>324591
if memory serves the tax is added on the register
not on the shelf price

>>324585
No way.
My kind of toughness is gentle and healing.
People want me to abuse them. It makes them feel good.

>>324592
Yeah
It's listed price of item plus tax rate * listed price

>>324593
They'll be too tired after my tough training. You have to be nice to them!

>>324594
seems silly not to list the real price

>>324595
That's not fair.
They'll be fine.

ok, this music is way better

>>324596
If you have a grocery store chain that operates in two different counties with different tax rates they would >>324600
I was actually ggoing to talk about advertising circulars with listings of pprices
So they would need to print a different onone for each county
Also it's always been this way

>>324599
you print out the labels locally anyhow
not a big issue to change it

>>324597
They'll collapse.

>>324601
The strongest will survive.
The ones that don't make it can be replaced.

>>324599
Guess it is quite american
"fuck the customer"

>entire party is brainwashed
well thats one way to due
die

>>324603
The customer is expected (this is a bit oof atretch considering we're rtalking about the us) to be not retarded
At the very least

>customer is always right
triggered

man I should have made some kind of troll social media presence for this >>324606 kind of shit

oof

Also some products come with their msrp listed on them anyways. So the manufacturers can't be expected to print different packaging for each possible tax rate.

>>324602
No one will sign up for our team!

me

>>324610
Everyone will sign up if they're getting told what to do by us!

>>324612
Which do you think?

>>324611
left or right

my team will win
i always win

This guy's story iis
*is interesting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ichiro_Suzuki

His training regimen as a child is very impressive
Especially the part not in the wiki article
About how his dad made the guy at the batting center modify the machine to make it pitch faster
Three separate times because the pitches at 75mph were too slow

train them like tigers
push the cubs off the cliff

The mindflayer in Stranger Things 2 is pretty spoopy.

>>324611
It will be too harsh, they won't want to do it!

>>324618
don't spoil

>>324619
Oh come on.
Tons of people would love to be abused by us!

>>324620
haaaaai

When he turned 15 he complained about the 85mph machine being too slow
So they made it pitch at 93mph

I wonder is s2 final or will there be a s3
and also I hope the show doesn't get sequel ruined

>>324618
My dad keeps asking me about random D&D stuff because of that show.

I wonder has it increased dd and such sales

>>324625
I hope not
Last time they changed D&D to make it more marketable to a new crowd
It resulted in the worst edition ever made
Liked by very fefew
And also iirc sold less than every other one
Excluding the new one (probably)
But it's only a few yeaes old

probably not
the DnD in it is like 2 mentions in S1

true dat

but even smaller things have caused spikes in popularity and such

>>324626
i wonder how many times a niche product is triedt o be made mainstream and fail miserably
as the mainstream don't like it anyhow and now it alianated the original audience

>>324630
They actually tried to market it towards the WoW crowd rather than the mainstream

>>324631
well it is is the general concept I mean here and not just that DnD

Also
>When Ichiro joined his high school baseball team, his father told the coach, "No matter how good Ichiro is, don't ever praise him. We have to make him spiritually strong."

>>324621
what kind of baseball team is this

>>324634
The kind that wants to play with bats and balls!

>>324633
manga tier dialogue right there

>>324637
?I'm not a big guy
>I'm not a big guy
There's nothing he can do 4u

>>324636
Yes
His dad basically stole the training regimen from a baseball manga
Read his wiki article

pulled beef and rösti taters
sure isn't a good time to eat that much food anymore but what the hell

>>324636
third best galaxy there

BTW what did what was his face
oppheimer?
have to say to reinhard ath is wedding?

Mutsuki is a pretty cute boat.

Ehhhhhh.
Do you really think so?

I wonder if they made the bearsuit game, would it sell?

she isn't NOT cute

rip rook

rip bee

>>324643
Yeah, I do.
She has a good plaincute air about her.

>Dickworms in Stranger Things

>>324649
I don't really like her at all.
She's so boring.

wat

I bought a pumpkin today to carve but then I didn't really feel like carving it.
So I've just got a pumpkin sitting outside.

does anyone want to play a game?

nah

Huh there is going to be a big itxpo in barcelona next week
I wonder will that get bothered by the events there

i'm watching stranger things 2 so no geimu

>>324652
Fish told me about that.
At least you can use it as a November decoration.

I say lit it on fire

>>324657
It's kind of lazy for a decoration.
It's just a big pumpkin.
I should have gotten a small one.

or eat it
pumpkin soup is good

>>324659
Pumpkins are perfectly acceptable as general fall decoration though.

>>324661
I guess that's true, but all I'd have is a pumpkin.
That's not much of a decor.

It's basic but still works. I see stuff like that all the time.

Oh no.
I hear children outside.

>>324663
I feel like you need a theme.
Just one decoration is kind of lame.

>>324659
wouldn't that be cannibalism?

>>324664
Pumpkins are good enough to stand on their own!

I dunno about that.

attach giant goggly eyes on it

>>324667
I do! You see lone pumpkins all the time.

>>324669
Well, I'm not really big on decorations in general.

You have a feminine touch for that!

Even so, just having decorations around is kind of foreign to me.

speaking of ween if you want a quite fun movie for th night, I'd recommend Trick'r'Treat

so close to being done

Stranger Things 2 is surprisingly good.
I thought it'd be okay at best, but it's actually pretty good.
The production values are high and the graphics and sound direction are good, and the actor kids are still really good.

I WALK IN THE Club just to pipe it up

mcdonalds new chicken tenders are n o t g o o d
gotta stick with the mcchickens

>>324677
is so rare to see not only good kid actors
but good scripts and direction for them

>>>/@clevezirm/925383516199600128

Wow really.

btw...
what ever happened tot he killer clown thing

It disappeared into the mists of time.
Also I'm pretty sure there were no major injuries on direct account of the clowns.

it was a weird thing

>>324684
Yeah, almost all "drive over" or beat up were fake
I bet it was a viral advertising campaign for the IT movie, that got out of hand and then they didn't claim credit for it

>>324684
I thought someone got shot at at least

My guess is that they did some actual spooks
some fakes
and then people got inspired and it just spread as a fun prank to do
but still a curious phenomena

I think Mutsuki is kind of cute but Kisaragi is cuter
ok back to plot

yall niggas ever hear the tale of hiroo onoda
he had the power to save anyone, but he couldn't save himself
i r o n i c i s n t i t

>>324690
He really couldn't save everyone, then!

is anyone the same as everyone

nope

>>324695
In this context, the "poiwer to save anyone" implies that he could save a person out of the group we'd define as everyone!

>>324695
that's retarded

done
i am a master mirage with an honorary degree

ok well done I sure as fuck didnt see this coming

>>324700
mr. mime
is what you are you big loser

the worst thing about mr. mime is that he talked

>>324702
p5 stuff

>>324703
I'm better than a mime. I win mime battles.
Curated by the Commissar of Comedic Sense.

cocs

Did you meet Yaldaboath?

>>324707
everytime i get dressed in the morning, i'm preparing myself for any mime battles coming my way
thats the mimery level im on

>dab

>>324709
maybe not quite exactly? give me like twenty more minutes

/moe/ what should i spend this crisp fifty (50) american dollars on
funny replies ONLY

okay serious replies too

beer

>>324713
One of those dildos that you can fill with something, and then fill it with >>324715

spend it on yourself

alright guys, that's enough funny replies

You can buy some shotgun shells and build some landmines with them.

serious reply: spend it on me

back in highschool when i'd go to any party, people would ask me "what school do you go to" and then I'd tell them that we go to the same school and they'd be like "wow what omg how come i've never seen you around"
they did see me around, i was just a quiet anime watching autism man

spend it all on fish roe

I'm gonna buy a bass guitar

The Devil plays his game.

all these games and you chose to play me

Zelda has a creature compendium and you have to fill it by taking pictures of thme.
I think I'm giving up on saving hyrule to become a photographer.

Yeah, it's kinda cool.

What's even better is you can overwrite the photos too, I think.
So you can obsessively go over each and every animal and item to get that most perfect picture.

I found what looked like a rare monster, so I took a picture of him.
I guess he is shy though because that pissed him off. Really bad. He charged at me shooting crazy ice arrows that nearly killed me in one shot.

One of those ice wizards?

No, he was a centaur. He sat there with a question mark over his head until he noticed me taking a picture.

Hah hah hah the Lynels.
They're actually pretty tough to kill.

Oh, Lynels are scary.
I ran into one and I just had to sneak around it because it was so strong.

There's a quest to kill one of them that had me hung on it for a bit.
I really got good at figuring out their dodge timings because of it though.

lynels aint shit

zeldaworld has cameras?

The new one does.

and ipads

Cameras have shown up in a handful of Zelda games to date.
I think there was a similar monster >>324740 yeah.
A similar kind of bestiary mechanic in Wind Waker.

I think maybe one of the N64 games had it too.

Windwaker has one

Oh yeah, it did.
That was an old analog camera, though.

The new one is mirrorless tablet camera.

>have invented cameras
>still use bows and swords

Magic cameras.

They have mechas, too.

>>324742
Magic bri

>access to incredible modern day technology
>still can't design horse AI as well as shadow of the colossus, a game from a literal decade ago

man was the horse good

>still influencing games to date with the impossibly simple mechanic of climbing onto the bodies of large creatures

and now they are remaking it
hopefully it will be good

Paya walked in on me while I was reading her diary.

kimoi

You know you are a video game character, if you carry a diary/journal around
also you will be killed by the hero and they will read it

You know you're a video game character when you're constantly finding other peoples diaries lying around

>>324750
Wow, good job.

>>324753
you know you are an npc if you find yourself repeating yourself

>>324755
You know you're a video game character when you're constantly finding other peoples diaries lying around

>>324752
you're even more of a video game character if your journal contains hints that lead toward your stash of goodies

Halloween on a monday is kind of a sad state of affairs.
I was at a restaurant during lunch and one of the wait staff was talking to me and said "I bet you have plans tonight", and I was like nope, I'm going to go home and sleep.

>>324757
you know you are a video game character, if you carry a diary/journal around
also you will be killed by the hero and they will read it

>>324758
that's the worst
don't ask me about my social life you fucking wageslaves
you and i both know damn well i'm gonna go home and shitpost on /moe/ for several hours until i pass out in a drunken stupor

>>324758
That's funny.
I went out to dinner last night, and the waitress asked us if we were going to a party for Halloween.

There's this cashier at this local grocery store who always gives me the ol' "any plans for tonight" and i've always gotta be like "no"

one time I hit her back with the ol "no. what about you?" and she said "no"

>>324762
She wants you to ask her out on a date

>>324763
that's it
she's actually trying to ask me out, but gets halfway there every time and loses confidence after her first line

>>324766
Yeah, this.

>>324762
You are kinda thick for a normie. A question like that often is a sign that the other person is interested.

>>324764
She's just waiting for you to say something smooth like "yeah, was just planning on asking this lovely cashier out for dinner"
She'll swoon

>>324766
total yikes

>>324762

Especially the part where she said no back.
What self respecting girl is going to admit not having a totally awesome social life?
She was totally letting you know that she didn't have plans.

I really love when girls do that. It makes me feel so powerful.

The other day, a cashier wrote her phone number on my receipt and I didn't notice it, so Fish saw it when I got home and got upset about it, haha.

>>324770
the syntax was different than what you're picturing in your cute little anime fanfics

it was definitely just a depressing exchange between two losers

>>324771
WOW HANDSOME

Two losers are perfect for each other.

well no
i'm a winner

>>324771
one time i was out at dinner with the lads, and we convinced our mate to write his phone number on the receipt for the waitress
later that night he got a called from an unknown number and then decided not to answer
i almost SLEPT that man right there and then

>>324773
I just have a winning personality.

I talk to that cashier all the time at the store so it was a little awkward.

>>324776
wow

>>324776
or nearly got him brutally murdered by a cultist

the same guy mustered up the courage to ask out this girl that our whole friend group swooned over in highschool, to the point of it being a meme between us now
she said yes, and then he never contacted her the night of the plans they made. to be fair, she never contacted him either
>>324780
she surived, im sure

>>324779
>standing a girl up
Wow RUDE

>>324776
Sounds like you and your friends have a lot in common.

>>324771
wow what a meanie!

from what little i read, that chick probably wants to fuck

>>324781
wow stop bullying

the best joke about pretty girls that my friends and i used to swoon over
there was this girl named "echo" in our highschool
and i was telling my friends about my appointment with a heart doctor to do a heart echo test and a stress test
so we OF COURSE made jokes about how the doctor was gonna make me run a mile on a treadmill and fuck echo the pretty grl
but recently the joke came back, because i went to a clinic last week about some chest pains, and the doctor was going through my medical history and he said
"the echo looked good"
and i almost erupted into laughter about it
was laff

>>324781
Hey, it's not like I lead them on or anything.

>>324783
that's what I do!

Wow, Echo is a pretty high level stripper name.

>enemy takes haru hostage
IF YOU VALUE HER LIFE GIVE ME TEN DOLLARS

>>324787
I can only PRAY that she one day becomes a stripper

Wow. How thirsty.

Yeah. Sorry for doubting your normie credentials.

stop thirstshaming

Blatant thirst must always be shamed!

>>324793
Is she going to execute the thirsty?

thirst should be praised
if anything, we need to exterminate those who are not thirsty
a weak sex drive is a sign of weak genetics

Thirst isn't just a sex drive!

I thirst for blood

>>324795
you don't really need to actively do anything to exterminate them
they do it on their own

Being thirsty is the kind of thing that will just move you further away from your goal.

>>324797
>>>/watch?v=_RK_aR078Do

Yeah. Thirst is just really bad form.
Thirsty guys never get to quench their thirst.

whatever whatever whatever
the fact of the matter is
things would be better on earth if echo were to become a stripper some time in the near future
thirst or no thirst

Just make sure you don't appear thirsty
>>324800
When are we going to get Devil May Cry 5, starring Demi Fiend from the Shin Megami Tensei series?

>>324799
What if your goal is to be thirsty?

>>324804
or better yet
your goal is to preserve your virginity

>>324803
never

Blatant thirst is the sign of a LOSER

But still
name a cooler weapon than the electric guitar axe
though it was useless in boss fights

>>324808
the acoustic guitar axe

>>324809
doesn't shoot electric bats

acoustic bats, though

>>324808
Nero's running jump kick.
Though it was useless in all fights.

>>324812
that was the only worthwhile move in the game, tbh

rinrinrin

>>324813
nah
the charge gun attack was the best
practically useless, but it was so much fun to charge me up and then blam

>>324813
I thought Pandora's box was also pretty cool, but I found myself generally only using it to get rid of the bug guy's cloaks by opening it.
It wasn't a very good weapon, but it was a cool one.
Oh!
I did use it against The Saviour statue by using the stage 3 charge attack for it.
>>324817
It looked cool though.
The animation to change into it, at least.
>>324819
I enjoy the Credo fight more.

>>324816
>turn into combat vechile orb that is practically useless

>>324816
that was a boring fight

>>>/watch?v=6aekXY2pEdc
best boss in dmc4

>>324816
but it was so well
easy once you caught hang of it

though in terms of fun + annoyance, that doctor was top
it was so satisfying to kick his smug ass, but man was he annoying as fuck
not hard
just annoying

+ the awesome dante cutscene
You summon and kill

>>324820
Every DMC4 fight is easy once you get the hang of it.
Some are just more fun than others.
>>324823
Every DMC4 fight.
Hell and Hell mode is far easier in 4 than in 3.

>>324822
Beowulf in dmc3 disagrees

I'm almost done with Stranger Things 2.
I have like three episodes left.
So far it's easily as good as S1.

It actually has more spooky scenes, I think.

kirara did you nake that chart yet
also i have to sleep but im so close
sadness

>>324825
man I kinda wanna skip karaoke tomorrow to watch it

What is doki doki literature club?
I see people talking about it all the time but it just looks like some VN./

>>324828
It's the new meme VN.
It's just some entry level bullshit like Katawa Shoujo.

>>324826
Nope.

>>324827
They kind of got better at building suspense, but they break it too quick, I think.

>>324828
it seemsto be a free spooky vn
i nabbed it because i saw it and thought ok sure

But now
I should go

i don't think old girl ever liked me in the first place. I think to her I'm just some guy that she thought was cute back in highschool
it was nice of her to come up with some excuses as to why I was a shitty person that she wanted nothing to do with but I'm almost certain it's just that she just lost interest in me as a partner

hello

Maybe it's a meme or soemthing. It seems really popular.

Yeah, it's just a meme game.

anime >>324836 →

Only one of the girls really looked cute.

Yeah, it can't be helped.

Maybe ill investigate it for you two since i have it and you seem so interested

Your opinions on which girls are cute and which girls are not are somewhat dubious though.
Maybe you can figure out what the meme is though.

>>324843
This, basically.

>>324843
I'll do my best

once persona 5 is over at least
then i will do something that isnt it every night

It's easy to understand what it's about when you look at the tags of DDLC on Steam.

did you know ddlc has dlc

(its like the aoundtrack and stuff since the game is free)

I believe the meme is that you romance another girl in the second playthrough and then she gets mad at the player and deletes your game save. It's epic 5th wall breaking.

>>324849
I don't look at tags, I'm not some kind of nerd.

>>324853
Oh, so it's copying that one yandere VN.

Oh no is that real spoilers

Yeah, that's real spoilers.

I stopped since it was real seeming so thank you intuition

>>324855
Yeah. Apparently a bunch of the girls kill themselves, too.

>>324859
Oh, I guess that it's such a popular meme because western audiences haven't been exposed to that sort of thing yet.

Oh wait I think a friend of mine was playing that game.
She said a lot of the girls write this poetry or fiction that's supposed to be psychological horror and tough to stomach.
But the content was pretty mild for someone who has been through those sorts of rodeos with Japanese VNs before.

>>324862
That's my impression of it.

Oh, I see.
Well the one girl is kinda cute.
That wasn't enough to get me through Katawa Shoujo though.

I'm just not in the mood for gore and psych horror.
or most visual novels in general.

>>324869
It's not enough to get me interested in this VN.
I don't really have time for a banal VN.

I'm just bad at VNs.

how is that possible
>remembers playing 999 for the first time
okay

VNs can be hard if they aren't really good.

But you aren't bad at VNs in that case.
The VN is bad at you

Oh, Halloween ended 30 minutes ago.
RIP Halloween.

halloween ended after the weekend.

>>324834

>>324876
Not over for me yet.
Also
I'm still waiting for this email with ohotos
*photos

>>324876
It was a monday halloween so it was no great loss.

>>324880
Would it have been a loss if Halloween was Friday or Saturday?

>>324880
Today is Tuesday
Halloween was on Tuesday this year
Are you some sort of alternate universe Rika or something?
From a world where October 31 2017 was on a Monday?

I thought it was Monday, too.

>>324882
uhhhhh excuse me?
It's wednesday

>>324881
A halloween on a day like that would have more value.

>>324882
Oh, maybe today was tuesday.

>>324886
Not in most of America.
Blow it out your ass

>>324887
Would you be out partying?

>>324888
We're gonna conquer America

>>324889
I dunno!
Probably not on a friday, to be honest. I'm so tired on friday nights these days.

i am glad this halloween had no value

>>324887
It was absolutely Tuesday.
Did you skip work on Monday?
>>324892
We learned the story of why Kirara stopped trick or treating. That had some value.

>>324891
Saturday night party animal, huh?

>>324893
I tell that story on Halloween every year!

>>324894
I was busy last Halloween.
Doing what, I don't remember.

Cleaning up fake blood off the flor is such a chore
Should have been just real blood, would have made it exciting.

>>324893
No, I was at work on Monday.

>>324894
Maybe a little less these days.

>>324897
Real blood is also hard to clean up.

just squirt some tomatoe sauce

>>324898
Yeah, I'm not much of a partier anymore either.

>>324899
How do you know that? Was it from a ritual of sorts

>>324901
It's probably fine! Taking it easy is nice too.

>>324902
People have a lot of blood in them! Really, a surprising amount of it.

>>324907
I guess taking it easy is alright.

This one is the cute one, I see her picture around a good bit.

>>324908
I don't mind having fun every once in awhile, but I don't feel the urge to get blackout drunk or anything anymore.

I expected you to like the pink haired one.

>>324911
I don't really have the urge to get blackout drunk, but I sure do get the urge to drink.

>>324911
You can party without drinking.

>>324912
I don't really drink often at all anymore.

>>324914
Me neither!
I remember around when I first showed up on /moe/, you went out drinking like every Friday night.

Yeah. My friend group has disbanded a bit since then, people moving around and getting jobs and such.

I had the opportunity to drink out a couple of weeks ago but I was afraid to have very much because my tolerance is surely a lot lower than it was.

I guess that's how it goes!

I haven't had a drink since December.

Take it from me, y'all should stay clean.

http://thehardtimes.net/news/straight-edge-jesus-turns-water-smug-sense-superiority/

I don't really feel a particular need to have any more any time soon.
I'd definitely want it in a setting with a driver since I don't have a lot of faith in my tolerance.

It's good to stay safe.
Even I wouldn't drive after a drink, and I'm pretty dumb.

I haven't had a lot to drink lately.
Working around so much beer kind of eliminates any remote possibility I'd want some beer, and making a liquor drink is effort.
I just figure if I want to drink, I'll drink.

Getting blitzed is the only wasy I feel any emotion, really.
Otherwise I'm just cold-hearted.

I've been tired lately.
Maybe I Should bring back afternoon naps.

>>324928
I've been really tired, too.
I think that's just my slump, though.

This is pretty fun.
http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/quiz-smart-enough-enjoy-subtle-intricacies-rick-morty-like/

>>324930
Well, the time of year and stuff can affect people like that.
The lack of sun may contribute both to your slump and my feeling tired!

I've been feeling really tired because it's getting really hard to balance my sleep, work, school, and scheduled stuff like anime.
My body gets sore lifting shit and I can't really rest and recuperate properly.
There's probably a component of SAD that's starting to mess with me too.

>>324933
My lack of running, too!

>>324934
Might be a good idea to start taking vitamin d
Although if you have a psychiatrist you should probably ask them about it first.

Already do.

>>324937
Wowme2

I'm on so many antidepressants that whenever my doc increase s a dosage she tells me to watch for signs of seratonin syndrome
And yet I'm still depressed
Really makes you think

>>324935
Yeah, that won't help!

Argh
I need to get up by like 6:30.

>>324941
Hopefully I'll be back to normal soon.

I want to be less tired, too!

I too would like to be less tired.
Although I have no idea jow long I've been awake

Maybe we can get some good rest someday.

Also I think i figured out one of the things that was preventing me from sleeping.
The light by the stairs being left on may have contributed

I should have started Stranger Things a little earlier.
Two more episodes until we're done.
That puts bedtime around 4am which is doable but means I will probably not sleep much.

Well, as long as you think you'd be able to get two or three hours of sleep it should be fine.

My electric blanket is heating up. In around an hour I will be C O M F Y

Although if I went to bed at 4am I'd probably not sleep

>>324958
It's going to be like 80 all week.
The comfy weather here is over.

I've been stressed a lot recently but some of tge stressors are gone
Maybe that will help me sleep
*my

bang

>>324963

BANG

Oh I saw the anti bullying poster about emoji bullying again
I'll snap a pic next time I'm at that train station

>>324960
80 is a comfy temperature.
It's not really electric blanket weather though.

It's actually mild here tonight but I'll still use the blanket on low.

>>324967
I guess 80 is okay. I'd like it if it were around 75.
Ideally, I need temperatures under 78 so I can save $80 on my electric bill.

70 is probably the most comfy temperature but 80 is fine too.

I'm surprised you think 70 is the comfiest temperature. I agree.
I thought you liked it way hotter than that.

Hopefully we'll get more cold fronts soon.

Well, I do like it hot.
70 is like that temperate at which you feel totally neutral though. It's like the temperature people were made for or something.

Yeah.
I think like, 65-70 is the best.

I want to go to bed but we're so close to finishing this show.

65 is on the cold side.

Yeah, it is.
It opens up my fashion possibilities, though, since I can wear a long-sleeved shirt or a jacket.
I don't like being limited to short sleeved shirts and stuff like I am when it's hot.

There are lots of nice summer clothes too, though!

Yeah, for girls.
Men's fashion is super limited in warm weather. Way more limited than usual.

Also good morning

Ohio
And Oyasumi
Cause I'm going to bed

>>324982
At least you can look at girls!

>>324987
There's only one girl I'm interested in looking at!
I want to look good, too, though.
And I generally do, but I look way better with a range of fashion.

You can look at her in summer clothes!

Yeah, but I wanna wear nice clothes, too.

>>324984
that wasn't long

>>324990
Mario looks plenty good in summer fashion I'm sure you can pull it off

Huh?
6 hours is plenty long

>>324990
Ignore the temperature!

>>324994
But then I'll get sweaty.
I can't go around getting all the ladies hot and bothered like that!

>>324995
pack your clothes with cooler packs!

>>325001
Ridiculous! They'll melt and the condensation from them will make my clothes soaking wet!

>>325000
Me on the left with the long hair

>>325002
Use dry ice!

>>325004
I'll look all lumpy!

>>325005
tell them it's armour

yeah
Get a breastplate made of dry ice. That would be so cool.

That wouldn't be cool at all.
That'd look even worse than what I'm trying to avoid wearing.

>>325007
What if we got a breast plate made of spikes so if someone tries punching him they'd just hurt their hands

I think it would look vey cool.

No way.
That's just silly.

>>325012
How's it silly

It would defeat the purpose of itself.
Wearing a breastplate would limit my fashion potential.

i think bang is very cool

i think bang's just silly

>>325015
Yeah but you'd have a way higher DEF
And it'd be impressive since it'd make you look tough and strong

Hey guys I'm Bangs cousin, Bangu
Our names are the same except mine has an uppercase

>>325018
Yeah, but, I don't need DEF.

>>325021
keep posting raccoons I like them

>>325020
Yeah you do
Otherwise any old attacker could snap you like the twig that you are

you betcha

>>325023
No way. I'm a DEX build.

I've been hitting pockets of microsleep for about 20 minutes so it's probably time to go get some macrosleep.
bye bye!

>>325027
Goodnight, my friend!

>>325026

>>325030
Exactly.

>>325031
h-h-hayai!

>>325026
I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /moe/, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

rest in peas /moe/
happy halloween

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