Thread #318311

wew

>>318312
Fug

im blind guys
i can barely read line 1 of a vision test

>>318315
wow that's pretty bad

it was the directional gap thing
if it was letters it would be ez
but those gaps man
but the real hard part comes next
the dreaded breathing test
the test i had to hear stories about for years

>>318315
oh no

i thought i was fine but i guess im not

what's the breathing test?

good thing i got here early.
>>318320
i have to breathe a ball above a line and keep it there as long as possible

why do you have to do that

>>318322
If the train's engine breaks
He has ro power it witwith hhis bbreath.

>>318322
i dunno. pronably because i have to wear a respirator

SOOUUP

also there is an error in my paperwork and i want to fix it but things

butt things

also i dont have enough money to get home lol
i guess i can go by grandma.

it costs me 87 dollars to get fingerprinted
me
87
in a money order
so 88.25

>>318329
Don't forget to keep receipts
You can write this off if your taxes
*off of

>>318329
that's fucked up

>113 dollars worth of money orders

tax fraud is pretty easy as long as you're poor tbh

I don't think I've ever been in the tax threshold

>>318334
This desu ssenpai
Well, we're still probably technically rerequired to file returns

damn, seriously?
wow

i got taxed so hard last year
like 15% of my yearly income went to taxes
actually it was 20% i think
i was so mad

i almost became a libertarian over that shit

At 51 hours now

Wait
No
50

Gonna try and sleep
I moved into the bbasement
I expected it to be a bit ddarker tthough

night dude

i snuck a peek at my vision results
20/100

wh40k lore is fun to listen to

>>318341
good luck

fuck

wow
only fuck got through

i want to take a nap but i have an exam in an hour

I want to eat but if i do i cant go home.

hopefully this job will give you the money to exist AND eat at the same time

>>>/@Marc_Normandin/923208318381953025

>>318351
wow
and here I was proud of my 34 souls

PASS

nice

>>318354
Good job.

it was a spirometry test
the volume of

I should quit my program and become a new Amazon Delivery Boy that gets to go into people's homes to deliver packages.
I could probably get the job easily and then find a way to abuse it and rob people.

inhalation
and speed of exhalation

no phantom thievery

we can do it together
we'll be robin hoods

but i just got QUALIFIED
>you have another set of lab work
...lets do it

alright so my idea is to stage a robbery of myself
someone will "rob me" and take the ability to get into the houses
and then we rob the houses and go for a spree and then i quit and move on
after which a partner gets a job doing it and we do another spree and then we stop

well that was good soup

im berd
berd
nerd

berd berd berd

>>318367
ive forgotten what kirara said yur name was but youre pretty rad friend

i got another cappuchino and now im going to go image hunting after wirn
work

>>318368
arigato
try not to overdose on chinos

od on this

okay maybe I will

>>>/@highimpactsex/912705350427537408

ripperino kf

fuk

u

gonna play some AC

4?

Android

>>318378
Which AC

look ad dis spider

it's exciting to be so necessary and relied upon but it's kind of a pain too

>>318386
i think i did pretty damn good

>>318385
roar

>>318384
grrr

>>318384
howdya test or whatever go?

>>318382
Pocket Camp

I thought you meant ace combat and now I'm disappointed

>tfw australia got animal crossing a month before everyone else

>>318388

Water in gaelish is good
but I wish I had more of it

>>318388
oh yeah that was vague of me
is ace combat fun?

>>318392
VERY FAST CAT MOVING AT INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEEDS

>>318389
everyone?

>>318392
Yeah Ace Combat is amazing
Zero is amazing

>hibiki desktop when i get home
yay

so i guess i am a work human now

I won't lie. I feel unpleasant.

Nani?
You got the job?

>>318394
yes

>>318398
why?

>>318400
wonder why

wow me and blue are both employed

>>318401
i think i am just completely over the idea of work being a good thing.
well, of employment being a good thing.
it's nice
but I'm not particularly excited

>>318403
now you need to kill each other

what a filename

i guess I'm excited for money
but the job is just a job
hours of my time in the future sectioned for something i dont particularly care about
i hope my gang is cool.

>>318397
Are you trains now

yes i am trains

>>318404
i know the feeling
employment is important but work is shit

you really love your station now

>>318411
people usually have this feeling after being on the job.
lmao i still have an interview to do

whered you get a job at blueski?

>>318408
Did that girl who chatted with you at the interview get the job

>>318414
MTA

wait does this make your dad your senpai

>>318416
nani sore?

>>318418
new york trains

thass cool
I kinda wanna get a job at giving out parking tickets
or checking people's tickets on trains and buses
it would be just perfect
RUINING PEOPLE'S DAYS AND YOU GET PAID FOR IT

>>318410
congrats

>>318420
You should become a traffic cop

those don't exist here

Who hands out your speeding tickets then

normal cops

or traffic cams

tetsumusu happy

gata gata chu chu

mikosan mikosan

miko~n

>>318420
this is why the NFL is weekly patriotism check
because this, but without any irony

>>318430
hat, or not hat?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>318431
both
Koi comes in all flavors

>>>/watch?v=3YZXx1shv1g#t=34s

>>318415
I don't know. Didn't see her there.

I hope she did. I need someone to talk anime to.
My gang better not be lame.

you don't even watch anime

>>318436
your gang will be lamest

No, but I can talk anime.

And I DO watch anime.
wow look at me GO

I get a commute pass too. So if I'm heading to work, travel is free
which is nice

KABLAM
wait
BOOM
wait no

BANG

c h i n o

yeah

p e d o s

no

i'm not a pedo at all
ToN i can't defend

Im not really into Chino like that

so you say

moe moe moe

>>318454
ton wouldn't eat this

>>318454
hambaaagaaa

>>318456
the hell
why not

ton are you a fucking vegan

>>318458
it has lettuce, tomato and cheese

So how are we all today?

soupy

>>318461
I just got home from work
i'm superbang
and i have asian food on the way

>>318461
Not genki becuz I gotta study when I just wanna play video games :((((

>>318460
oh

some people just like meat and bread
happens

actually we get people at panera all the time who order just whole grain bread and turkey slices
that's it

Weirdos
I have two friends who order fucking plain meals
one is allergic to life, so he has that excuse
the other is just weirdo
and also likes lolis
maybe he is a finnish ton
though I doubt that

>>318464
Life is harsh like that.
i'm done for the day though.

>>318469
take it easy in my stead

>>318464
gambatte

>>318468
Yeah i used to be allergic to nothing but now i'm worried all the time when i'm not sure if something is gonna have shellfish
mostly in japanese and east asian food

>>318470
I already am.

>>318472
so youa re allergic tot hem?

>>318474
yeah
started like a year or two ago

>>318475
that is
weird

I have awoken.
I got like 3-3.5 hours of sleep.
And now will have my roast beef sandwich.

I also dreamt about not being able to sleep
But the place I was in was not one that I've ever seen in real life.

I want another sandwich but we're out of roast beef

It's been a bit cool here today.
I think I'll be using my electric blanket tonight.

NO SNOW NO COLD

shit is getting bit wintery here, though

It's going to be 55 tonight.

this was que

right
I had the moe editions separately
last year 1 week from now in terms of comparison

>>318493
2.11
>>318494
19.11

6

14.11
weather here is finnicky

>>318496
that looks thick

>>318491
Oh, that's kind of cool for Florida, isn't it?

>>318497
*thicc

>>318491
At least its not 90.

>>318498
Yeah. It's pretty nice.

>>318497
Next time we had that thick snow this south
was
[command invalid, entry doesn't exist]

It was a shitty winter

>>318504
Jesus Christ How Horrifying

I wish I had more booze
why did I drink half of it yesterday

I live about 8 klicks from a skicentre
but
it takes 4 klicks of walking
4 klicks on bus
and about 5 times a day
if I want to get there
and my question is
why isn't there a direct line to that place from the "city centre" that operates constantly?

Man
us Finns hate money

>>318501
I like it warm.

>>318509
You'd change your mind if you lived in Florida for a few years.

i caps
i like sake
and am going to drink some
post "kanpai bangu" and many good fortunes and happy times will come to you

HEY
anybody have New Game OVA screenshotes
or just that ep close at hand?

>>318510
I don't think so. I can handle any amount of heat!

>>318513
hai, hai
whatever you say

wat no?

hi

Okay I've eaten, had water, done all the stupid shit my mom asked me to do
And have now returned to the basement
Hopefully I can resume sleep soon
Out of the past 96 hours I have only slept for about 6.5-7.

>>318519
soon in your sleepless state you will see beyond the cosmos and time itself
don't fight it

So yours truly just tested himself and welp
how bad is it when you do 5-6dl of booze in 6 hours and don't really feel a damn thing?

>>318521
Should be fine
Deciliter isn't very much.
Especially since it was about 1/hour distributed ovrr 6 hours.

>>318522
hmm
do you know how much a "fifth of X" is?

>>318523
757 milliliters

>>318524
which is 7,5 dl

>>318525
So you've had at most 1.5 dl less than a fifth distributed over 6 hours

>>318526
ytou know what
you do the same
you do 1dl of booze per hour
an then say "it ain't much"
and by 1dl it means on average
you can do les
or more
the total sum is the point
>>318528
I know that feeling my fellow Bean

feeling like a real human bean

>>318528
but are you a real hero?

>>318527
That's like 2.5 shots per hour
A shot is .444 dl
Two shots over an hour isn't a lot

>>318529
probably not

>>318530
I know toward you I am sometimes unnecessarily mean
but I somehow doubt you have that much experience on this booze field

>>318531
Rise up
You still got air in your lungs boy

>>318532
I don't but I have a lot of relatives who drink a lot

>>318534
So you have not
drank 1dl
per
hour
ever?

>>318535
I can't drink because it will give me seizures

>>318536
Oh
my condolences
I became ME
only after I began drinking

>>318536
that sucks

it is just 3 a clock
am not drunk
that bottle was to be LAST OEN THIS YEAR
fuck it
I am hittign the booze store one last time before easter

>>318540
i wonder what the newspaper reads

flamengers beat bad guy good! very cool!

was

that's what it says

>>318544
nani sore

I really like that jigger is the unit for shots.

>>318540
headline is about space elevator

Wait my trunks have pockets but where were Nakoto and Ann keeping their phones

>>318548
tucked in their swimsuits duh

>>318548
Cheek pouches

>>318548
You gotta do what you gotta do.

>>318551
What?

hello?

>>>/watch?v=MR-Xo7PecP4

we all got a little bit a ho in us
you gotta do what you gotta do

Trips

shake
you know you wanna
shake
keep goin now
keep
keep goin now

whatever you dooooooooooo
to get byyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
don't lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it's alrighttttttttttttttttttt

>>318557
Is that the way you get by?
>>>/watch?v=Fp15kxAE3ig

i keep on havin this dream where i'm stuckin in a hole and i can't get out
there's always somethin that's pulling me down down down

>>318559
Spooky

>>>/watch?v=WcS6MA9fu-I

you can never save my soul
i think it's time to let me go

this weekend will be my first time driving so far by myself
and going to a music festival by myself
it'll be weird
>>318563
Houston
Something Wicked

>>318562
Where you going?

>>>/watch?v=2kgaSAMJbQs
He was white and she was white as only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking stupid by a jar

One night in mid-august when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedastal and then they sang this song
Past the gun implacement and the bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy till they came out on a beach

Out into the ocean till they disappeared from view
Honey, when it gets you there's just nothing you can do
Underwater moonlight sets the body free
Underwater moonlight baby you and me

Bang you like that song at all or no?

>>318567
i dunno man i'm blasting synth beats so fucking hard right now

>>318569
Fug you

I need more normie friends

>>318571
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What makes you say that?
Also the categorization of "normie" and not "normie"
Aren't particularly useful in the first place

yeah don't you know
functional people with social lives and jobs are evil

>>318573
who wouldn't want more socially well adjusted friends

>>318571
huge normie right here: >>318574
you guys should hook up

>>318576
t. person who went to prom three times

bang is a huge fucking weirdo by my normie standards and I'd like to avoid him at all costs

>>318573
I was chatting with this dude in my class today and somehow we got to talking about girls
and it made me realize that I don't get to talk about that stuff a lot, because most of my friends are either women, or don't talk to lots of girls

>>318573
> Also the categorization of "normie" and not "normie"
I don't get this sentence

(psssst. normies don't fucking real)

>>318578
He seems kinda normie to me.

>>318582
that's just because you're an even bigger weirdo

he's got a point there tbh

>>318580
I meant categorization of people into "normie" or "not normie"

"normie" is a bogeyman that people make out of anyone who is more "plebiancasualsuccessfulhandsomeprettyrichsociallucky" than themselves

Nor
*Normalfag
Was a better word anyways
It was better defined

>>318586
shut up bitch

>>318583
I'm certianly not a normie, but I'm not particularly weird.

>>318588
yeah fuckin tell em dude
that'll get em

tell me about your love life btw
how's that goin

>>318589
>prom three times

a w f u l
i might as well start watching anime, at this point

yeah i knew it was awful
i was asking just to remind you

wow rude leave me alone

>>318593
wot happen

>>318595
nah you gave me something to do that's more fun than whatever i was doing, which is to antagonize you for acting like a little shit

>>318595
Are you kev?

>>318592
There's nothing wrong with going to prom three times.

oh my god so much attention
>>318596
pretty girl lead me on and treated me like a dog
we had history and I guess she was trying to get back at me because she feels like i treated her like shit back in the day
>>318597
so rud

>>318599
Not in of itself
But there is if you you shit on people for being "normie" and pretend going to prom even once isn't a normie thing.

>>318596
dude lost his dignity trying to get his dick wet and it didn't turn out well
go figure

>>318602
I thought he was looking for romance though
Not mere dick wetting

>>318600
how'd you treat her like shit
that sounds like a dumb way to get revenge on someone
she pretty much wasted her own time

>>318603
fooled you almost as much as he fooled himself

>>318602

The word "thot" became a topic of conversation today at work.

>>318606
Spooky
Sounds like the internet is leaking

I think it was a black people thing not an interet thing.
They definitely weren't internet people.

>>318608
Black Twitter is on the internet
Check mate Athiest

/moe/ i have to go now, im definitely totally not leaving cuz my feelings are hurt
ill be back to

>>318610
Bye Kev
See you later

try not to flip the switch next time

>>318610
bye normie, good luck!

>>318610
BACK TO SHITPOST shortly, dont forget me

My phone kept trying to correct "Kev" as "keV".
Really makes you think

>>318616
SLEEPER CELL 012947 ACTIVATED
GREETINGS COMRADE

>>318617
?
keV means kilo electronvolt
It's a unit in physics that comes up a lot when describing behaviors of particles

AS YOU WILL

Also while its a unit of energy it can also be used as a unit of mass as mass and energy are equivalent
Cause E = mc²

Fuck
Now I want to talk about physics

then talk about fucking physics my dude
look at this bottle of sake i'm about to drink

>>318621
explain coke and mentos

well when the mommy mentos and the daddy carbonations touch eachother, they get really excited and start frothing

>>318623
Noice

>>318624
That was done on mythbusters
Also >>318625

>>318625
domestic violence?

>>318628
oh no
coke and mentos is a cry for help
someone out there needs us

alright
this is gonna be really sweet
first take here we go

ooh that's good
very much peach
i like it

it's definitely on the lower end of sake that i've had
but it's certainly not bad
i usually just buy really really good sake
but this is alright by me

You heat it up yet?

it's nigori dude
you okay

fucking NORMIE
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF CONTEMPORARY JAPANESE CULTURE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

All I know is that the general rule is: drink good sake cold and heat up anything worse

>>318634
>ni-gor
Don't be such a rascist bang

you are literally uncultured swine

and you too

I only partake in superior American culture

>>318639
What utensil are you supposed to eat pasta with?

spoon and fork

sometimes just spoon

there's a lot of pastas
lasagna is more of a fork and knife meal

oh wait, i forgot to answer in the context of who is asking
so i guess i better eat with my fucking hands

Okay gg

>>318646
It's hard to use a spoon without your hands

this sake is getting better as i delve deeper into it

Any of you nerds want to watch a nine minute long short film with me?

;_;

>>318651
i'm playing a video games

>>318652
hi rika what are you up to

>special massage
oh ok sure

Feel free to watch
>>>/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

i'm hearing these men sing and it's cleansing my soul

>>>/watch?v=A9Tp5fl18Ho

>>318654
I was playing zelda but now I'm jsut chilling.
I had dinner too.

chilling is the best state of being

kinda have to pee though
too lazy to get up

no rika no
don't become a bottle nerd

chilling like a villing

Maria, you still here?

>>318664
yeah I'm doing exam questions but I'm still here

>>318665
Oh I won't bother you then.

>>318666
no tell me I wanna know now

>>318667
I was going to ask you to watch something.
But I'll just ssk you later.
*ask

>>318662
I'm not going to use a bottle. That's way too much trouble. That's more trouble than just going to the bathroom.

just pee straight into a towel

don't do it....

>>318670
and then hang the towel in front of an open window to let it dry off, so you can reuse it

>>318603
we got seperated at a school dance
both of us thought the other had ditched them, and she never let go of the belief that I ditched her
also, I had lots of female friends which she got jealous about
which, i mean, i get, but, also, like, c'mon, ya know?

Wow I am away a few moments and people talk about peeing on towels...
moe pls

cause i can't make you love me
if you won't
you can't make your heart feel
something it won't
here in the dark
in these final hours
i will lay my heat and i'll feel the power
but you won't no you won't
cause i can't make you love me
if you don't

>>318673
That's really petty
And also kind of fucked up, that she wanted revenge over that.

>not peeing out the window into some bushes

>>318673
This sounds like miscommunication and like you did nuffin wrong

>>318670
That seems worse than just using a bottle.

>>318676
someone she also managed to hold onto the idea that I was just a huge player and I was really just planning on using her for sex
FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF OUR RELATIONSHIP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>>/watch?v=Q3VjaCy5gck

>>318678
how so

It would be messy.

just use your biggest towel

you also have to consider the psychological aspect
what kind of shameless demon are you if you just pee in a towel to avoid a 15 step walk

besides, you'd be able to use the towel to clean up any mess you'd make, anyways. Since it's a towel

I'm definitely not doing that.

Use a shamwow

>>318684
just trick yourself into believing that you're actually a genius for saving time and energy

Pretend that you're a helicopter pilot.

I AM a helicopter pilot.

>>318690
>

ah yes finally
a party member whose entertainment factor alone makes replacing Ryuji worth it

>>318692
Megumin?

Uggh
I just remembered that you're playing the dub.

>>318692
Yusuke?

>>318695
Nah
Probably the Inkling

yo
i'm going to have insurance again
wow

Fuck
I should've said "I have a nit of an inkling as to who that could be"
*a bit

Yusuke is best girl.

Makoto is best girl (girl)

>>318697
nice

>>318699
I agree with you I think

Makoto is actually pretty olev.

I'm a big fan but I have made a commitment

Shit
I still find this to be really funny
Every time I see it

>>318699
I like that one gif of Yusuke with the lobsters

Maria
Watch this wwhen you're done with your stuff.
>>>/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

I'm gonna get this tooth pulled out and it won't cost me 1k

>>318707
Just pull it out yourself

tie a string around the tooth and tie the other end around a doorknob and slam the door.

hi guys

>>318709
That only works on baby teeth

We've done this with my front tooth.
It failed.
There's no way it'll work with wisdom teeth.
anyway, my video game has uncrashed.

>>318712
Oh
You're getting wisdom teeth removed?
That would cost a lot more than 1k
Possibly even with insurance

Hello cute people

Hello

>>318715
Hi there

poor rika

My phone is done charging sso now I'm gonna put on the table bby the couch and leave it playing classical music all night

>>318715
ignore gehs

Well until I give up on falling asleep and try something else for a bit them try again.
*then

>>318720
why not try something weird
like asmr shit
orwhatnot

>>318721
I'm half asleep right now and ddont feel like setting that up

>>318711
I was under the impression that only worked in cartoons.

Large bowl of meatsauce pasta.

wow i'm really tired

>>318725
What are you gonna do about it?

The hare once betrayed me and so did the fox and the crow
just once defied me

what to do what to do

yall niggas need to purchase a new
2 0 1 7 H O N D A C I V I C T H E T O P R A T E D N E W C O M P A C T S E D A N

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/get-excited-rick-morty-fans-honda-re-release-beths-2009-honda-civic/
get this one

Not even going to try sleeping until im actually tired
>>318732
Nice

alright it's decided I'm going to get super caffeinated and die
>>318733
rip
if only could give my sleeping power

>>318734
join me
I've had about 5 or 6 coffees today

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/bad-dudes-unwilling-to-rescue-current-president/

>>318736
noice
>>318735
jesus

That website often has good sirt of obscure music references that I really appreciate.
Also this
http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/trump-reminds-gop-senators-healthcare-vote-no-russian/

Fuck
http://thehardtimes.net/music/fugazi-reunite-criticize-audience-entirety/
I wonder if they're hiring

have you ever made a neo/geocities page, rei?

>>318741
I don't think so.

Heh
http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/capcom-teases-marvel-vs-capcom-vs-brown-vs-board-education/

Man this site's great
So much punk rock stuff
http://thehardtimes.net/music/henry-rollins-wears-shorts-funeral/

>>318738
>“This healthcare bill is gonna kill so many innocent people but it’s not like I’m really participating in it,” said Senator John McCain behind closed doors. “I’m just sort of walking next to the actual bad guys while they do all the bad stuff. A lot of it is horrifying but also it makes you think and it makes you feel things. That’s technically art, right?”
that last bit got me

>>318745
>“Уверяю вас, это абсолютно не имеет отношения к России,” said President Trump in an interview at press time. “Ah shit I messed up my one rule.”

SK will like this one
http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/protesters-remove-statue-activating-secret-doorway-puzzle/

>>318747
nice

http://thehardtimes.net/news/spotify-introduces-ironic-listening-mode/

>>318749
Shitty deal
but I doubt the artist ever tried to even get a better one

>>318750
That's not from a real interview.

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/confused-trump-supporter-winds-manga-convention/

mattress GET

death note was really good when I watched it when I was 12
but i tried to rewatch it recently and eeehhh i dunno

>>318753
I did ask you not to say matress
didn't I?
Now I've got to stand in the tea chest

>>318754
Light sure goes from 0 to 100 real quick

hi

hello

h0i

hey

hoy

anime >>318762 →

suppers

it was 100 F here today
why is october always the warmest month

since celsuis users don't want to switch to fahrenheit
and fahrenheit users don't want to switch to celsuis
we should both move to kelvin to make things equally shit for both parties

Let's invent a fourth temperature

I support this notion

>>318771
It's been cool here the past few days.

>>318772
Just learn both!

Does anyone want to add me on Animal Collective
crossing
Animal Crossing

I tried so hard , can't seem to get away from misery

>>318792
Heh
You like Animal Collective much?

Man I tried so hard , always be a victim of these streets

http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/followed-money-led-box-propped-stick-now-stuck-inside-box/

>>318796
I've heard Strawberry Jams and Centipede hz
>>318793
>>318797
you're making it really hard for me to not post linkin park

>>318803
In Australia yeah
you can play it if you set it in // with a workaround

>>318792
Is the mobile version out already or something?

tfw miss whoa-kun
wy@???

>>318799
Oh, not in America? Why did you guys get it before us?

no idea

>>318805
Easier to figure out what sort of shitposting will happen if you go to the source.
Lets them work around it sooner.

>>>/@Nicolaterino/923196305823928321
this is the apk I used
seems okay
although I wonder if you'd get banned
considering Nintendo being Nintendo

I'll just wait patiently.
I have lots of fire emblem to do anyway.

sounds like a plan

>>318804
I see him post on twitter sometimes
I

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/guy-made-fully-functioning-computer-minecraft-blocks-notch-twitter/

Old af

>>318829
Still funny

You know what's a dope ass instrument? da shimasen

>>318831
Zither

> 3 strings vs 14
simpler the better

>>318828
that's p good

it's hailing my dudes

>>>/watch?v=2NKrw48XWQk
Fuyu ga kita
and i head south, see you at spring (if only)

somebodys dogs just ran into the quarry
rip

>>318839
Noice

>>318844
WTF

sounds comfy

My electric blanket is on my bed and preheating.
Tonight is going to be comfy.

>>318851
It sounds like you just set a flag for it to not be comfy.

It's hard to not be comfy with the electric blanket on you.
That thing is so comfy it almost makes me not hate the cold months. I sleep like a baby when I use it.

I sleep better in the cold months

I think I would very much dislike Florida weather
if that makes any sense

Heat and humidity doesn't bother me. I would be fine with Florida weather.
It's much colder than that here though.

>>318862
What's the hottest weather youve ever been outside in?

hmm, probably like 100-105 degrees plus heat index

/moe/ if you ever get to the point where you can not afford to buy your own food, please go to a food bank
if you are blessed enough to live in a first world country, there are people who care and want to help

meow

Trust SalesForce to build a giant schlong in the middle of the skyline

>>318867
I will take this words of wisdom to my grave

>>318871
How's you're new mattress?

>>318874
it's still expanding in the room
bang recommended it to me
we'll see tomorrow when the rest of the bed arrives

>>318876
Learn anything interesting recently?

>>318877
i'm learning more about Ethereum these days.
at work i wrote some code today that sweeps funds from a set of ethereum accounts into a single destination account.
ethereum is pretty rad
i didn't realize you can put arbitrary function calls on the blockchain and not even have to move money in the process

>>318878
Nito

Err, isn't that also in bit coin?

>>318882
there are pay-to-script-hash operations and basic opcodes but like
in a very limited way

>>318883
Okay
Damn, maybe I should have bought that block chain programming ebook Humble bundle
Oh wait
Paying for ebooks is for chumps
Nvm

>>318884
yeah it all changes so fast anyway
i'm cobbling together my understanding from like example contract code online and the EIP standards

Qua

Quads

https://github.com/ethereum/EIPs/tree/master/EIPS

Oh these are basically just RFCs

Yup.

What do you write your stuff in?

>>318894
my work stuff? mostly JS these days since i'm leaning frontend

>Ethereum Virtual Machine
Duuuude
What
>>318895
Sasuga

>>318897
yeah for executing these contracts
it's a little insane but it works
having all the nodes execute all the code on a big global DB in tandem

This is absolutely insane
I like it
Well from what little I've read
I'm sure i can find things about it to dislike

every freakin instruction costs a certain amount of gas
and gas is paid in ETH
and the gas price and fluctuate

can fluctuate*

I could probably put a string into the global state in a dummy contract and it'd stay there forever

Register machines > Stack machines

No one programs in bytecode anyway

It's still a stack based VM
Which triggers me
I do like the Lisp like part though

>>318901
The gas feature is pretty cool

yeah at first i was like "wtf gas? why gas"
it wasn't until recently i figured it out

The whole thing seems pretty cool.
I'm gonna have to read up on it next time im well rested.

In the past 5.6


*4.5 days
I've gotten like 6.5-7 hours of sleep

Should be fixed soon though
Most likely cause was increased dose of meds
Which has now been decreased

A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K

>>318919
What about them?

Did you know that the opening theme to Arthur is sung by Bob Marley's son?

>>318920
>>>/watch?v=oUzoKbHABvI
>>318921
hey cool

>>318921
neat i didn't know that

Oh hey his birthday is a day before mine.
His is Oct 17

wow did i miss your birthday

>>318925
Yee
And Chuck Berry's
And Lee Harvey Oswald's

aw man happy belated birthday

>>318929
Domo

Oh yeah did you see the list of arca
*games at the arcade i went to?

mister roboto

oh I guess I was thinking the anteater
a completely different species

>>318933
http://www.gallopingghostarcade.com/games-list/

>>318934
Saw you talking shit to my lil bro

>>318938
Gaze upon my list, ye mighty and despair.

>>318940
>>>/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs
>average /ausmoe/ interaction in the wild

>>318942
fucking hell those are some strong punches to the face

>>318942
Is that a fucking ute?

>>318943
that one kangaroo is just dominating
>>318944
yeah
that's film not far from where I used to live

>>318944
yeah what else does it look like

>>318946
An itty bitty baby pickup truck

>>>/watch?v=9i2eZaJsC7g

seeing ford f250s around here just makes me think that all cars over there are big

>>318948
>tfw friends dad in HS never let me ride in the back of the ute
>>>/watch?v=3DhOh2wNtAo

>>318950
Good idea
It's fucking dangerous to ride in the back
>>318949
Not really, but particularly in the case of your pick up trucks ours are much bigger in comparison

>>318948
so good
>>318950
>tfw paddybashing

>>318951
yeah but as a kid I thought it'd be fun

>>318950
>HS
Wait I wasn't that young
It was more like primary school

>>318952
Kick a ginger

I still remember when I first drove a car
it was at a scout thing

>>318953
Did you watch that thing yet?

>>>/watch?v=M7oNjuy6otg

>>318955
No
I might as well

>>318956
Post the link so everyone else can watch

>>>/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

>>318958
Domo

fuck

oh no now I feel really small

>>318960
Wut?

>>318960
fuck you

>>318961
you are not small
you are right sized

>>318964
am I a big guy?

>>318965
5U

>>318965
uh well I can't s5eak for that

Rei I think this is fake
There's no way they managed to get that camera out into space

Also I highly recommend that video to everyone else toi.
*too

i passed out shortly after drinking that sake
now i have the heartburn

>>318970
Oh no!

Also I'm probably going to attempt sleep again once my phone is done charging.

Rei did you ever read that thing about football and satellites

so the first time i had heartburn, i didnt identify it properly and i went to the hospital thinking i was having a heart attack

i was fearing for my life

>>318973
That far futire thing?
17776 or whatever?

>>318974
Lol

>>318975
yeah
this reminded me of that

>>318977
Nah
Didn't read it
I got a few friends into it tjough

>>318978
>didn't read it
You missed a masterpiece

>>318979
I bet the author paid you to say that.

>>318980
yeah you fucking jelly

>>318981
Only if you were paid in Bananas in Pyjamas 20 cent pieces

>>318982
No I was paid in dollarydoos

Which is annoying because it means I need to get them exchanged for Kiwibux

>>318983
A Bananas in Pyjamas 20 cent piece is dollarydoos though
It's .20 dollarydoos

wheetbux, my new currrency

>>318986
You sure you don't mean neetbux?

no I mean weetbux
woah dude no need to yell

FUCKING SHIT

Sam fix your italics

Jesus Rei calm the fuck down man
Chill yo

neetbux?
t.italics pro user

>>318991
But without the italic question mark.

tfw no centerlink

>>318992
neetbux ?
neetbux?
sorry looks you're gonna have to have ital question mark
I think it makes sense anyway
well not makes sense but looks okay anyway

>>318994
But without the space between neetbux and ?.

>>318994
RIP

neets?
oh shit I fucked it up
I'm so embarrassed

>>318997
The way sam implemented italics it breaks if there's no space after the second *.
4*test*
And before the first

you should sleep soon though
like as soon as possible
but either way I can't tell you what to do I'm not your dad
>>319000
nice trips

>>318999
I want to

>>318999
U2

woah

do you want me 2 like make it more permissive

>>318998
test
wow it works

I think it's fine

but that's just my opinion

>>319003
I'm not quite sure what that means.
But I do want it to work
Like [italic]text in italics[/italics]not italic
"text in italics" should be in italics and not be the string literal "[italics]text in italics[/italics]not"

Also super script is sort of broken^{nothing else on the line after tthe caret can be non superscript}

superscript is ^{super busted}

>>319009
That's why I said caret instead of^typingit.

>>319010
i say

Cause with the current sset up you can't do le winky face without funky unicode
Err
Le caret nose smiley
:^)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:^)
^TEDT

Okay I guess maria just fucks it up
But I swear it didn't work last time I tried it

;⁾
Okay so you can't do le winky face
But can do le caret nose
Did you hardcode in :^{) as an exception?}
????????
:^)
:⁾

>>319014
yep

>>319015
Well it only works at the beginning of a line

yeah for some reason

hmm maybe i'll fix carets
let's see

We need an escape character

>>319019
that i'm not so concerned about

Alternatively [super][/super] as a replacement for caret

Also I find this to be very amusing

I like parsers
I find them to be very interesting
Even though I don't quite know all the theory behind them and what not, I still think I know enough grok simple ones
*enough to grok

Holy shit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Platinum_Eagle

SARA
WTF
It corrected "AAAH" to "Sara"
Anyways
https://www.usmint.gov/coins/coin-medal-programs/american-eagle/palladium-bullion

moe
I have no words right now
but I will after a shower
>>319027
heh

>>319026
Coulda fooled me

Hrrm
Phone isn't ay 100%
But I'm actually getting tited
So I'm honna head off to bed
Yasumi

goodnight rei

>>319025
SARAAAH
DON'T DO IT

SARAH
won't you tell me your name

BUTTS

test.

test

>>319031
it's obviously SARAH

wtf

indeed
wtf indeed

mailgun sent me an invoice for zero dollars
thanks mailgun

>>>/watch?v=l4Qt2ZEUSUk

ow oof my bones

my goaaaats bleat a lot

>>319038
my sister's high school sent us an invoice asking us to pay off our balance of -0.17 USD
it was like a bill that said we owed them money but it actually meant they owed us 17 cents

my feeds are too cluttered

type
forgot my arrows
>type "kou-" to find a person I follow
>search brings up "person I follow" then "Kourtney Kardashian" the search topic
>brain doesn't process this and I hit the latter
fuck you Twitter

I didn't know that Kourtney existed, I thought it was always spelled with a C
Courtney

Then again, Kardashians

socialites are the worst

>>319048
I don't know about that
there's probably some overlap I guess
remember Corey Worthington?
he was a socialite
they're people that thrive off being popular

>>319046
what's a socialite
is it a normie?

unless I've got it twisted
A lot of socialites haven't done anything notable
but you can do both guess

>>319047
I remember him
That was a dumb party

>>319051
You can be a celeb and be a loner

Is just celebs, isn't it?

>>319050
MC ride is a good example of that

>a person who is well known in fashionable society and is fond of social activities and entertainment
well I guess that's the best way to put it

>>319026
she I still post my story y/n
should I still
the adrenaline has worn off so it doesn't seem as exciting

I guess I will since the bard seems dead
>See dogs running into the nearby quarry to escape storm or whatever
>think " oh no, somebody's dogs are loose" but can't be bothered to chase
>dogs return to construction site next door, decide might as well try again
>one is a staffy, other is a saint bernard kinda thing, no idea how they got in there
> manage to coax staffy out and into the house, jot down the number on the collar into my work phone ( found out my other phone was out of credit the hard way)
>now comes the tricky part of getting the bernard out
>neighbours behind the site have their fence pretty wrecked decide that's the route
>carry bernard thing into yard, kinda worried about tresspassing on this dude's property because I don't know the people in the area all that well and this yard gives me a bad impression, so thank god he isn't home
>suddenly a different staffy appears and I realised I'm trapped in this yard now thanks to a cinder block
>other /// both dogs start to get unfriendly and a dalmation thing appears too and joins in
>panic and pick up bernard thing, staffy grabbing at the tail as I do so
>as delicately as I can put the dog over the fence at a 1.5m?? drop
>struggle over the fence as well falling awkwardly
>take this dog a street over and meet up with the owner (whom I had rung up earlier), covered in mud and in some pain
and that was my adventure of the day

>>319054
>Adrenaline
If it was a bad experience and you would rather not then I think it is fine not to.
>>319055
And I did not notice this post.
Carry on.

>in the jungle book movie, Cinemasins says something about Sherekhan being an African tiger, which is weird for two reasons
>1. it's in India
>2. there's no such thing as an African tiger

I'm so fucking bored

>>319055
Sounds like a spooky situation.
Good on you for pulling through.

>>319059
Wanna plank for 2 minutes?

no idea what that is

>>319061
Pic related.

I'm fucking ripped oniichan uguu~

I probably should workout, actually
Like, as a habit

>>319064
Do you own any equipment?
If you are interested in getting fit then I would highly recommend buying a dumbell and using that for biceps/triceps.
You can also use it to improve your core/chest strength.
If you have never worked out before then a 5kg dumbell would probably go a long way to helping you out.
Then you can get a 10kg one after a year.
At that point you'll probably be fit enough to not need anything else to be honest.
>>319066
Are you more interested in muscle building or losing weight?

I only have one of those training bikes

Muscle, really
I don't have much weight to lose, thanks to genetics mostly I assume

>>319067
I am the same way.
>>319069
I see.
I think most of that would probably be tools nowadays, like carrying around mace in your pockets or something.
Even if you are very muscular, a single punch can still kill you quite easily depending on the location and force behind it, so I would generally recommend against fighting if you can run away instead...
Even if you do live the person you're fighting might break all of your fingers or gouge out your eyes or something too...
Well, if you're like me then you probably won't do pushups every day even if you do want to get fit, so if you have the money then my recommendation is dumbells.
If you're at the point that you can curl a 10kg for a few sets of 10 and doing tricep exercises in the same way then you're probably strong enough to hold your own in most fights muscle wise.
I do think that the transition from 5-10kg is a lot easier than 10-15kg though, so you may or may not want to get a 12.5kg if you ever decide to go past 10kg.
Otherwise I would say you should just get a 5kg one and then a 10kg one when you think that's too easy.
My general rule is that if you can do 50 reps without your arms feeling like they are going to go numb or something then you are probably good to move up.

I wanna be able to hold my own in a fight, really
Cause I think that's important

I don't mind using weapons, but I prefer not to need them
Even in self defense, I think you can get in trouble for mace and stuff, don't think it's legal

I've considered pushups, but I'm really lazy too
Maybe I'll get some dumbells, yeah, I think there might be some in the building somewhere, actually. I'll go look for them later, see if they're here or not

>>319068
This is good information
I'm not good around people, so I've avoided stuff like gyms and whatever

Would some pushups before taking a shower, consistently, be effective at all, or is that something that would really just be a half-measure and not really do much in terms of building strength?

>>319072
Can't hurt.
You'd be working different muscle groups, so it's probably a good idea.
I kind of dislike pushups since they make me light headed, so I don't really do them.
I prefer bench pressing instead.
This is very much a personal opinion, but I do not think that gyms are worth the money if you are not already at the point that you can at least lift a 15kg weight for one set with one of your arms.
At least, not if you are not interested in cardio/weight loss.
Heavier weights do cost more, so there is a point where going to the gym would be worth it, but you'd be paying over $20 a fortnight just to life a 5 or 10kg dumbell that you could get for the same amount.
You can certainly work on different muscles to get a better all around physique there, but I would think that you would want to work on your arms a bit first.
>>319076
Well it does highly depend on the person.
Hence, it is a personal opinion.
I think a lot of people might just use the gym as an excuse to socialize and hang out with mates while working out.
Unless you're a body builder/dealing with weights heavy enough to be significantly dangerous I think you could do anything there from your own home.
After buying the equipment, of course.
It would be cheaper in the long run depending on what you're doing, but you'd have no spotter too.
You do realize that I am not a super fit guy but just someone who occasionally works out, right?

fuckin storm
fuckin pain

>>319073
Sounds like something I might as well do then
Showers make me kinda light headed anyway, so that's not a problem for me, I guess

>>319073
Seems kinda like gyms are useful once I'm at a point where I even feel comfortable going to one, hahah

>>319073
Just working out at all already puts you leagues above me, so

I think a lot of people get gym memberships as a way to make themselves actually go and work out a little too, though, so there's SOME use in it
But I think I'd not go anyway

yamate

This was a great twitter moment

thank the ratio god

Truly, it is everpresent
The Ratio

sleep is hard
or was hard
cant sleep now

Ohayouuuuuuuuuuu

>>319086
have fun at work

>>319088
thanks

TFW nobody says hi but me

Say HI to me!

>>319090
asstolfo

>>319089
are you training and stuff

>>319095
yeah im listening to another elementary school friend talk on the phone while listening to the call
ill eventually jump in and start doing the phone or pc part
then both

how ever yesterday they had us do a location scavenger hunt all over the hospital and so i racked up like 4 miles walking

I think my bluetooth keyboard connected to my keyboard and was doing weird things to prevent me from typing
>>319097
wow what a training session

>>319096
>>319097
interesting

I Was trying to increase my USB Polling Rate for 2 consecutive days. But failed miserably. Sucks to be me. Everyone seems to get it working on the internet, everyone but me. :(

Now I have a mechanical keyboard working @ 125Hz when it should be @ 1000Mhz because it has no official drivers and use generic microsoft shit. Im pretty sure I could increase this on Linux, but there is no point in doing so because Steam Fighting Games don`t work on linux platforms.

>>319101

what kind of job was it again

>>319101
access center
its a thing where folks call in for several care places and we just pick up and help out, commonly with filling prescriptions or scheduling appointments

me on the right

>>319102
sounds neato

>>319101
Who`s the cute green eyed girl?

>>319104
HOT

I think I twisted or did something weird to my ankle
I also knocked my knee that got knocked pretty badly before once and it hurts a bit

>>319104
it's pretty on
ok

agreedo

Syoko is cute that's a straight up fact

I might have another dying HDD

>>319110
stop downloading all that communist malware

>>319110
oh no

It's not dead yet, but foobar was fucking up there for a bit on music stored on it, but not on another, so
Might need to just buy some more sooner rather than the much desired LATER

>>319111
I'd like to see communist malware
if only I could code

Your PC is now unable to generate capital
We have locked down the youtube upload function

thrown down the blockchains of oppression

commie malware actually just pesters you to install linux

it uses your computer to launch cyber attacks against random bourgeoisie

hold on do ya gotta like freeze acid?
Is roomtemp bad?

for what,

storage
For like, up to maybe 4 months?

oh, you mean lsd?

yeah
...I guess I should have specified

fridge is fine but freezer works

but room temp is a bad idea?
>>319126
I should probably go put them in the fridge or something
Gotta see if there's a decent hiding place

room temp is fine but it does slowly degrade in room temp i think
idk if four months would be enough to ruin it or not

why are you saving tabs for four months

I got a damn deal, and I dunno if I can use 5 of these fuckers in that short a time
I only get the weekends, yaknow, I don't live alone

fair enough

I know u guy`re using a secret chat!

ooh this is gonna be good

rebooting seems to have fixed the drive for now
why is life pain

you know why life is pain

There's a new firefox beta
supposed to be better or something

I dunno what has changed, really, but it's not awful yet

Oh yeah, I guess most of my addons no longer work, but that'll fix itself

It's weird how all the browsers suck

Yeah
I use firefox for most, but chrome for tweetdeck and youtube, and a few other misc things

No way to know if this beta is better or not cause no addons
But it IS more responsive, or at least seems to be

I might check it out later

pretty sure it installs over your current firefox so
be careful

>>319087
>>319091
>>319093
Hi

>>319141
Please avoid responding to that poster. They are not welcome here.

yeah just a lil psa

>>319142
May I ask why they are not welcome?
I would rather not offend in a similar manner if I can avoid doing so.

correct me if I'm wrong but that poster has been banned from here and I think? made fun of dead posters
otherwise their whole demeanor is unsavoury and often not moe matierial

material

like I said, correct me if I'm wrong

sounds about right

>>319145
I will try to keep that in mind.
Although I do not visit very often..
If they're ban evading then why not just keep on banning them?

yeah, I haven't seen you in quite a while
my guess is that repeatably banning someone hasn't always worked

Yes. That poster's been banned before.

why did I buy lime beer

You wanted to

good point

this new firefox has like
browsing sessions
within the session

it calls it containers
It's basically incognito mode I guess but you can just also use it to separate stuff
Like you can make it so you're only logged onto twitter in your twitter container, I guess, and that could be useful
Or you could be logged onto more than one twitter
the possibilities are limited, but neat

you could even like, log onto something that isn't twitter, but I dunno why you'd wanna

starting my day off right with a nice breakfast of losing my appetite and killing mice

I bought some sorta spread cheese with chili in it so I've been eating breakfast more often now

nice
ill probably want to eat again in an hour
i have to bleach my dishes

like lol everything in this kitchen was clean except for the dishes in the sink and now i gotta clean them all since this mouse was labyrinthing through it.

what the hell did yyou kill, a boomer mouse?

i swear that people are traumatized by dish washing somehow

If I didnt strictly live by the rule of "wash only my own dishes and none of my family's, I probably would be traumatized.

its one thing to live by that but the rest of your family has to respect that. mine dont

I think I wish I was dead

bad me
it's still pissing with rain

I don't know if I want to sleep

>>319168
watch this
>>>/watch?v=7wKu13wmHog

>>319169
that was cool
I used to collect mantises and the like when I was younger
I was hoping the spider would have a go at the mantis
I knew the older one was going to eat the younger but it still got me

>>319162
i like you're little trick you've added to the koi

The Touhou Sangetsusei chapter makes the canon story behind Four Seasons interesting.
I haven't actually played it but it seems like Cirno's path is "also" canon?
Rather than just the one path like it usually is.

>>319172
interesting
Playing as Aya is awful but Corno's seasonal power is the only one you can use repeatedly until you run out of bars until you play extra

Well, from the way the chapter puts it Cirno's path seems happens //seems to happen first. And then it gets solved later. But she really did fight everyone in the game.

as we would expect from her

She also goes back to normal after losing the power.
lame

>>>/@CloudStrifesCat/923519305190219776

I just woke up
Which means I slept
Also I left my phone unplugged and playing classical music throuh its speaker for seven hours abd its only down to 81% battery
I'm somewhat impressed

sasuga the master

New Madoromi

Found the sauce for this

oh, what was it and where did you find it?

>>319185
Dorayome
Kissmanga

Honestly I think im three tired ti read it though
Gonna go back to sleep soon

still tired huh
makes sense

Luckily I have the dog with me, she's really good at making you fall back asleep
But she does prevent you from falling asleep in the first place, isn't that funny?

that's pretty sweet actually
dogs are nice company

Also all my dreams started out with me in bed in the basement with my dog.
Of course it wasn't quite ny basement, and the basement was slightly different each time
*my
Some of them were fun dreams though, others not so much but they are funny in retrospect
Especially the one with my dog jumping like eight feet in the air a bunch of times abd ne considering it normal

have you ever had sleep paralysis?

>>319192
Nope
The closest thing ive had to it is me refusing to move on tge basis that I'm being super stubborn in my attempt to sleep and think that even scratching an itch will make it harder to sleep

Going bed
Bbl

Night

fug dis

>>>/@EverythingGoats/923557451739336707

there's a firestation not far from here that keeps a couple of goats as pets
they sit around on some fort thing and the crushed cars they use for a demo

fug walkimg
taking bus home

fun timea ride de bus

bloody 30cm of snow in one day
noice

thas a lotta snow
almost wish I had snow

>30 train schedules cancelled
kek

>>319202
you don~t want this snow

yeah probably not that much

it is really just solid water

man the bus is late

I can't do anything on this phone as long as I have FEH on it

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