Thread #309800

da sun

kurds

eat your kurds and whey

noisy kurds

what's going on with the prison?

>>309806
some kurd has been imprisoned by turkey for ages
sp they demand for his release or atleast confirmation that he is alive and well and where

imrali prison i think hosts many arrested kurds

sou

oh and turkey invades kurd held regions from the north (syria, iraq) and iraq from the south

>phone refuses to stop playing ters for fears
might have discovered my stand name

Hold the FUCKING phone
Kino got another anime?

>>309812
yup
is not that good
ep2 was already remake of the colosseu, story
'*colosseum
it was bad compared to the 2 ep vetsion in the previous

Well the series is done, isn't it?
Of course it'll just be a reboot

>>309814
there was plenty of materoal to use

I wouldn't even mind anime original stories
So long as they can come up with interesting new countries I'd enjoy it

Well I'm gonna give it a shot anyway

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-10-16/one-mob-psycho-100-manga-gets-live-action-drama-in-january/.122818

>>309818
COol as hell

>>309818
>lice action

Is this part supposed to look so... I can't find the word
Jumpy?
Like there's lost frames or something

Well other than some complaints about the animation itself, the first episode is pretty good

>>309821
That CG does not mesh well at all

Hahah the first episode
This is great

>>>/@AP/920258372947070976

>>309825
This world is completely absurd

Truly.

I dreamed that I learned I was born in Malaysia on a military base and hidden away for some reason.
And then I met a female personification of Mars at a restaurant and we had dinner but she kept misjudging her strength and breaking shit.
I was trying to pay for my food and she tried to toss something to me but she threw it too hard and it smashed through a wall.
It was a weird dream.

It's time 4me2dream

>>309828
mars or god

>>309830
Mars

but female?

Yes.
Although maybe it was the daughter of Mars, I can't remember.
I'm pretty sure it was just Mars, though

>>309829
hav good dream

This second episode felt a bit rushed, though

First one was like, the bread episode

>326GB free
what the fuck happened to my computer
what
I have been struggling to stay above 100gb free for so long
I do some basic repair stuff and now so much is freed up

maybe it downloaded some new memory for you

Truly I am Ohio.

I slept pretty well last night, but I only crave more sleep.

>>309840
where's your favourite ohio

>>309842
Berlin

My dog keeps changing her mind about whether she wants to be under the blanket or not.

fuck I mean what's your favourite part of ohio

>>309845
Berlin, Ohio

Nah, it's actually Dayton.
I haven't been but my favorite band is from there.
Also, I wasn't joking there really is a Berlin in Ohio
.

oh nice

Oh my god
It has two Berlins.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin,_Holmes_County,_Ohio
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin,_Williams_County,_Ohio

WE have a berlin too

too many berlins
not eboufgh walls

>>309851
There are several in Pennsylvania
Like East Berlin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Berlin,_Pennsylvania
Also one of the founders of Berlin Ohio (Holmes County) was from Berlin Pennsylvania

What we also have is ballwax
and bird hazard
and pussyswamp

>>309853
Nice

Also southern Illinois has a bunch of towns named after Egyptian cities and other random things from the classical age of antiquity.
Like Cairo Metropolis, Thebes, Dongola, Palestine, Lebanon, New Athens , Sparta, and Karnak
Well some of those may be pre age of antiquity and some are after (maybe)
I'm honestly too tired to remember when each of those places were originally founded or named that.

>>>/@tresdessert/656263523971026944

>>309856
Heh

Karnak is really cool though.
I'd like to check it out someday.

Karnak, Egypt
I have no idea about Karnak, Illinois.

Wow, tiny
My highschool's graduating class could have conquered this town.

>terraminor ad beofore youtube ad

miner

blood tests say I'm low on vitamind
uuuh

I don't like having to take supplements, but I guess that's the curse of this particular area on the map

Why don't you like taking supplements?

I just don't
It's not a reasoned thing, I just don't like it

Milk and many dairy products have added vitamin D here, since we kinda don't get enough of it

Yeah
Fuckin' northern piece of the globe a shit
I mean it doesn't help that I'm so much inside, of course

I eat multivitamin supplements atleast once a week
I doubt I'd otherwise stay healthy since I don't really eat that well around healthy
sure i eat veggies, but mostly root stuff
not lettuce salad or green stuff

not because I hate it, but because it costs money

I take vitamin D supplements.
It helps with my depression.

That was theorised to be behind the depression and suicide rates here so they started throwing vitamin D everywhere
I think even tap water for a little while
but it didn't really affect them

>>309871
Ehh, I thought it was supposed to have helped?

Funlandia used to be afterall at top 5 suicide rankings
>>309872
nah
it was other things in the end
and sure it does help that is clinically tested
but it wasn't the cause of the "national illness"

A woman my dad went to highschool with married a Finnish guy she met in the US and eventually moved to Finland.
She killed herself after being there for three years.

And now they are dead
oh wow

>>309874
It might be the soil itself

>>309876
Nah, she was from Florida and just got hit really hard from the lack of sunlight.

Well we might have like 2 weeks of sunlight even in the southest regions during november to january
due to short days and constant cloud coverage

moving from florida to finland sounds like an awful idea

>>309879
Well it was from Florida to somewhere else in the US then to Finland.
But yes it is.

>>309879
or vice versa

>>309802
oh yeah speaking of sun
wow namedropped

we had a fun sun this morning

random news article pic spam

apparently dust from portugal's forest fires and saharan sand in the wind caused it
or something

Whoah
What the fuck
So I read that florida woman kills child by sitting on her story
The woman who sat on her was tthe girl's ccousin
The girl was 9, her cousin is 64.

>>309879
out of the frying pan and into the freezer

Oh and the girl's mother is 69.

Also why are there so many Somalis in Minnesota?
That always struck me as odd.

Well they gotta be somewhere

Oh hey that Minnesotan policeman who shot that woman who his partner was talking to is somalian.

how can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real

>>>/@WeebSimpsons/920011973705846784

>>309903
wow

>>309904
>>>/@WeebSimpsons/909123030693105665

I wake up in mid afternoon cause that is when it all hurts the most
I dream I never know anyone at the party and I am always the host
If dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
you can never escape you can only move south down coast

it's halloween time

No it's actually christmas
No halloween stuff in stores, can already get christmas themed stuff though

>>309909
alright hold on
never mind too much effort

WE HAVE NEITHER
HAHAHAHAHA
fuck your trend based societies

Raining again.

ame ame

>>309913
howbhard

WE might get snow this weekend
northern parts already got 10-20cm snow

>>309915
Not very hard for Florida, but I imagine it'd be considered hard elsewhere.

>>309916
wish i'd get some snow

>>309917
Owl's been quiet lately so I was wondering if that could be contributing

Owl lives in a totally different part of Florida from me, so it's unlikely that we would share a rainstorm other than a hurricane or tropical storm.

sou
I just need to make sure he's available for the end of the campaign where it goes full evangelion so he can say congratulations to Aurelia.

>>309921
>bI my old enemy

I need more of this in my life
I don't know what 'this' is, but I need more of it

awoo

wow, a portable kannagi

Can she fit in my laptop bag?

I am being transported home!
>>309925
carry me everywhere, I am useful!
>>309926
Depends on how old your laptop is.

keit ai finds a way

>>309927
There are lots of places I can't carry you, though.

>>309929
Discrimination!

is kannagi keitai a keitai or an app?

>>309930
I'm sure there are plenty of places you wouldn't want me to carry you.

>>309927
uh, like 2014 maybe?

i'll carry you to the grave

>>309934
how grave
>>309932
I suppose there are!
But everywhere else is O
O K

i dont feel anything today

>>309937
everything alright?

what if you have to go to the hospital and turn your kannagikeitai off?

>>309935
Are you sure?
Can I get a list of places you aren't comfortable being carried?

>>309940
unfun places!
And absolutely you'll realise how benri a kannagi is!
>>309942
medication? I know the feeling of not being able to feel, it can turn things just grey

>>309938
just a very empty feeling
i dunno

>>309941
Can I have examples of unfun places?

>>309943
Unfun places are unfun places, everybody knows what they are!

>>309944
Then give me some examples!

wow you are preventing me from being lazy and typing less on the phone!

You have an amazing aidoru sense of fun so, it just need to be said what is unfun!

Well, people have all different ideas of what's fun and what isn't fun, you know.
Some people don't find near-death experiences fun.
Do you want to be in those?

*doesn't

>>309947

Dont put me in stressful near death situations onegai

imats we gotta work together and get legislation passed that makes it illegal for twitter artists to post screenshots of video games, or pictures of food

I bouhgt a ton of potatos
I will make a SOUP

>>309951
why

>>309950
why

it's clogging my FEED

They'll just leave twitter

....fuck

>>309956
good riddance

I should post pictures of food on Twitter

https://twitter.com/AkimatutiX
Look at how good ALL of this is

>>309954
too spooky

ringringring kannagiphone

>>309959
i like this

>>309962
is it spooky?

>>309963
herd derp derp derp derp
potato fight

>>309966
I like it

I wonder have they changed the "OBAMA" to "TRUMP" on saltybets

>>309963
nice rj dood

The 60fps shit on youtube works so poorly and it pisses me off that you can't just do 720p or 1080p without 60fps on some videos

that prolly means your computer can't handle it that well
well the live loading
>>309972
there is an about config setting that disables it

it works great in chrome
they purposefully make sure it's not optimized for firefox

but then you have only 360 and 720, though all vids load isntantly
and hmm for example twitter videos won't work

Going to try a game called the Shrouded Isle.

>The Shrouded Isle is a Lovecraftian-themed management simulation video game, in which the player is placed in charge of a sacrificial village cult that worships a god who intends to bring about an apocalypse in three years

that seems cool
stream it

I think it can be watched on Steam.

Apparently I have to find and sacrifice a sinner every season and then our god will save us in three years.

THE PASTA HELL IS OVER
friday
saturday
sunday
monday
tuesday
PASTA
and now I have finally finished the pasta sauce I made

I wonder if whisdom tooth or cavity

man my upper back is sore
I wish someone would give me a massage for once

>>309941
probably not meds
iuno
just rural living

This artist is so fucking good

>you can rename villagers
lol

everyone in house blackborn is a shit

kill them all

btw if you didn't get it, your god wants a coward next season and the coward is a woman

yay

ATLUS USA confirmed for cheap whores

?

the us one is soft cover but the jp one is hard

THEY'RE ALL SINNERS
NONE OF MY PEOPLE ARE FREE FROM SIN
REEEEEE

SIN, SIN, SIN
YOU'RE ALL SINNERS
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO A PAINFUL, EVERLASTING, FIERY HELL

WHY ARE MY PEOPLE UNREPENTANT

WHY ARE THEY REFUSING TO WORK TO DEATH

Hahah what
The village has a set timer for sacrifices, but also they need proof of transgression?
What if 3 months pass without anyone doing something wrong?

i have to sacrifice a sinner to our god every season
if the family feel like there's no proof, they'll get pissed

No I mean
As one of these villagers, how would you even deal with that sort of situation
Who you gonna kill off if nobody did something wrong

kill the kegnas

gits

i killed the only one that wouldn't result in a rebellious house

Eh, doesn't seem like my kinda game

That is the one your god asked for
BRING ME THE COWARD

english one did this cute thing thougu

dude you need penitence

i'm aware but i can't get it without losing fervor thanks to that coward

so I guess she is the next one to die

absolutely

i guess efferson hates me

ah i lost because of penitence

they shouldn't be so shit

hahah I guess that makes snese

Sure isn't easy being a cult leader

i think i understand the game better now
there wasn't a tutorial or instructions

it is quite simple but with lot of depth in that simplicity
>>310014
such are these games
you fail and retry

I'd watch if I were able

Here is a cute bunny

do the obedience so you know how much you lose
welp you went already

it tells you how much you lose, it was -15

i am halfasleep

AAAA
I'm gushing

I can't stand there not being an infinite amount of art by this person

ALL OF MY PEOPLE ARE SINNERS

well yeah
tht is the point
everyone has a virtue and a vice
and you need to find those with greatest vices and least virtues to sacrifice

THEY MUST ALL DIE

the art in this is really good

music reminds me bit of diablo

holy shit

BOGDAN

damn this is pretty hard

i think there might just be too much RNG

most likely
reminds meof that queen game

queen game didn't have any RNG if it's the one where you are princess long live the queen

to me it seemed completely random

it had no rng though

this one it's like, you never know the outcome so it's rng as to whether or not it works and whether or not your people are even decent

Well I say it is morei mportant in tha game to know the sin
not the virtue

it doesn't let you pick which to learn unfortunately
that's RNG too

hmm

that is kinda bullshit

yeah the rng fucks you over too easily i think

>three choices, all are half rng except for one which is full rng

you can't even plan even though it's a "management game"

seems bit too random to be management game imo

gotta find the pervert now

>>310042
the one who invented the whip

fania kegnni

are you sure? i thought it was someone from efferson

I think it was kegnni
but yeah it could have been eff

pervert is someone that is undisciplined
hmm

well I'd investigate the girl from effersons

damn, it didn't give me her sin

and it just used it on timid
that is kinad...

i have until the end of the year to find them
hmm

kind of weird that i can only sacrifice my advisors though

I wonder how many times you have to use an advisor to get their virtue or vice revealed
or is it random too...

use dem inquiries

welp I ned slep
nite

naito

I think what I love the most about these is how depressing they all are

>>310058
This one is pretty nice
I'd like to ride an elevator like that

All of them are super good
Alla this guy's art is fantastic
I love it

The art on its own is great, too
Just on a technical level, it's very pretty

I want to live in that concrete jungle

I really like the aesthetic of concrete jungles, but I think I'd lose my mind living in one

I just got the average tier on the down under humble bundle
It went live three hours ago so its still under $4

>>310064

>>310065
Not yet
Also I still live in the same time zone in which I was born.

>>310066

Thanks though

>>310063
It'd be a bit claustrophobic I think
Even so I think it'd be cool
Lots to explore with all the vertical movement

>>310070
set up a preservation society for ghost cities

I want a world where we keep cities around like we do parks today

>>>/@CircuitCityUK/920392089732616193

>>310071
Heh

>>310070
Not sure about cities (outside of like shit like Karnak) but there are plenty of ghost towns in the US.

You ever check ou atlas obscura?
They have a ton of info on abandoned places

Let's set up a /moe/commune around here

>>310074
No, but the abandonment isn't really the thing I'm interested in

>>310075
we would never be able to agree on how to run the commune

>>310075
Those Chinese cities aren't abandoned
No one moved in

>>310077
We'll just kill everyone who disagrees until we get uniformity

>>310078
Abandoned by their developers then

>>310076
Okay
>>310079
Not that either
People still own the property
They did it to diversify their assets and keep value by investing in real estate, because Chinese banks have negative interest rates.
And it's become increasingly difficult for non mega rich Chinese to invest in foreign markets (property or otherwise)

why are they not abandoned

>>310077
And also there'd be 4 of us or something

>>310081
Can't be abandoned if no one ever lived there in the first place

>>310083
1.
having been deserted or cast off.
"an abandoned car"
synonyms: deserted, forsaken, cast aside/off; jilted, stranded, rejected;
informaldumped, ditched
"an abandoned child"
unused, disused, neglected, idle;
deserted, unoccupied, uninhabited, empty
"an abandoned tin mine"

>>310084
See >>310080

>>310080
>negative interest rates
Holy shit

>>310085
>N /// no one lives there but they're not unoccupied, deserted, uninhabited, or empty

>>310087
I agree that they deserted and uninhabited and empty
But generally abandoned has the connotation of "cast aside"
But these buildings exist as investments by the property owners

Abandoned things are unoccupied
Unoccupied things aren't necessarily abandoned, cause that's like a thing that's done to it

>debating semantics

>>310090
words have meanings i'm just pointing out that this word has a meaning that applies

>>310091
But is not apt in this context

i think it's apt
abandoned buildings have owners for example

I mean the point of describing it as abandoned is to communicate that no one lives there
I think it works fine

>>310093
On paper yeah

>>310095
which is the same as these buildings

>>310094
>>310094
>>310094

Well some also have real owners

>>310094
Abandoned implies people lived their in the first place

>>310098
That's not the point
The point is it's empty and no one lives there except maybe some birds and squatters
You could argue that TECHNICALLY it's not abandoned, but for the purposes of communicating in a casual fashion on doushio.com/moe/, the word abandoned is fine

>>310100
I'm the kinda guy who plays Mario Kart with the Wii wheel
And there's nuffin you can do about it

>>310099
>casual
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

On an unrelated note screencheat is in the $1 tier in that bundle.

What the HECK kind of autism is going on here

>>310102
Multiple people (including myself) sperging out over words and semantics.

>>310082
Okay, more like a camp then

We can get a commune going if we

hold on to what we got

If we just persuade Rika to help us we can probably get some land

Jan owns some unoccupied land in Texas.

Bring some guns and we can become the rulers of New Zealand
It'll be over by lunch

>>310111
We'll set up a solarpanel farm and sell off all the energy

>>310108
Texas is pretty hot

>>310108
Is it fertile though?

>>310111
No.

then we're boned
we can't just steal indefinitely

Sure we can.
We'll build a fortress on the land.

Let's get land in southern Illinois

But the cops
They'll stop us while stealing

They won't if we're good.

Let's set up our own nation state

If we want land, we can just get it from Fish's family.
I'm pretty sure they're way richer than Rika.

I mean as long as it could actually feed us, we could get a good thing going
The problem would be internet and a few other things we just can't really do on our own considering the scale

Electricity we could PROBABLY handle

kidnap bourgeoisie and make them turn turbines to generate power for us

Samurai for emperor

>>310122
>hamster wheel gulags
>and everyone's forced to keep wearing tailored suits

we would have to pay them for their work ofc
they can use their money to buy food so they don't die

Well, technically it'd be legal not to, as long as we somehow establish ourselves as able to pass legal judgment within the US

>>310126
Civil War 2.0 incoming

WE ARE SOVEREIGN CITIZENS

Depending on the amount of land, we could probably have like, a meth lab to get money for stuff
We could just put it somewhere so if shit goes sour it doesn't fuck everyhting else up

>>>/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI
The cop in the first video has the patience of a saint

i'm not selling meth

>>310131
Well I mean, I guess we could do something else for money
But we'd need money for internet

Honestly I could probably make meth but its still dangerous and illegal.
Not really interested iin it

Let's turn our state into a tax haven

i'm not selling drugs

>>310135
Also yeah tthis

Then what, artisinal baskets?

>>310137
Artisanal guns

we weave baskets all day everyday

>>310137
Anime

Maybe we could survive on like
patreon bux
we could do a podcast about commune life

>>310141
Only if we also drew porn

We can set it up as an exotic holiday destination
I'm sure Kiraras seen enough travel ads to understand how to market us

Visit commoe
We've got
Farmland
Housing
No cops

Let's offer internationally wanted criminals safety in exchange for a one time fee and then send them in to the FBI and collect the bounty anyway
If we can get a big enough one, it only has to work once

>>310145
We'd have to do that in Alaska.

>>310146
Why Alaska?

>>310147
Close to Russia
Also the biggest state
And very sparsely populated
And good gun laws
Well good if you love guns

It's pretty cold in Alaska
Probably easier to survive in the hot wasteland than the cold one

Wait, I got it
We use our immense desert land to hold mad max style death races with no rules or safety requirements

>>310149
Yeah which is why its better because its more remote
Also it's easier to hide in tge woods than the desert

>>310130
if these people were black they'd have been shot

>>310152
Yes

sovcits are both hilarious and scary at the same time
On one hand, they somehow think they can outlegal literally the law
On the other, they're packing and actually like, loopy

it's ridiculous that they think the articles of confederation are legal

Even if they were right, the state wouldn't acknowledge that
Get real, sovcits

It's funny that they'll talk up not having laws apply to them, but if an officer touches them they'll start yelling about breaking laws around police conduct

I'm a free inhabitant. I get all the rights of a citizen without having to follow the laws!

>>310158
That'd be the first time in world history
Hahah, a state that exists primarily to restrict itself

these people think that asking for a supervisor will stop them to not break a window

How does one reach such an out of touch and delusional state

>>310161
Being a Fundy
Among other things

*Fundie

Holy shit
Issac Asimov invented that word.

Well
May have

I was in the bookstore the other day and on the return trolley was this really, really nice Bible.
Like, leather-bound, high-quality paper, the works. I was kind of surprised a big chain bookstore like that one was even selling something like that.
I'm not one to go reading it but it was a REALLY nice-looking book.
Also who even returns a Bible.

>>310167
Bibles are often bound nicely
Also maybe it was a gift but the recepient got an even nicer Bible from someone else.

>>310167
Bibles are pretty popular

If you're printing the word of god, you oughta print it nicely

>>310169
It's only the word of god if its in Hebrew.

Arguably I think it makes more sense to print the word of god as cheaply as possible so that it's more affordable and can reach a further number of people.

>>310171
They also do that
People just leave em every where
Like you used tto find em at hotels cause people wouod leave tthem there for people tto ppick up

I know they do man.
I was contesting the "oughta", not saying they don't.

you're supposed do your mitzvahs as beautifully as possible
if you can't do them beautifully, you don't, but if you can, you're supposed to

>>310171
True true

>>310174
Arguably printing the new testament is not a mitzvah

only thing you should print the new testament on is toilet paper tbh

>>310177
Lol

brutalism is the only thing that makes sense for something as important as avoiding eternal punishment

>>310179
>This is what Christians actually believe
Eternal suffering is a meme

>>310179
how do you print a book in brutalist fashion

I should have done the sovcit thing when I got pulled over while in the car with Jan and Tilde.
They could record me getting beaten up by a cop.

>>310180

>>310181
You apply the same principles of just doing it as efficient and cheap as you can and not giving a slight fuck about the aesthetics of it

>>310182
I would have been worried about Jan jumping in to help you with the fight.

>Jan grabs my pocket knife and does the opening thing

>Cop just backs the fuck off

>These motherfuckers are crazy

i actually got a better pocket knife with an opening mechanism now haha

The dream is DEAD.

just you wait and see

Does that mean someone with unlimited swords is unlimitedly strong?

My entire body is made of swords

That means Gilgamesh is the strongest

>>310192
it does

>>310194
Gil has nothing on the guy who's body is literally unlimited swords.

UNLIMITED
SWORD
WORKS

me, jan, and tilde

Did you know weasels are like, the size of your fist?
I didn't know weasels are that small
I thought they were the size of ferrets

ALWAYS IRATE.

>>310200
weasels can be a little bigger i think

>>310202
Rare picture of me actually enjoying life.

>>310200
They come in different sizes

Even the height is kind of accurate.

Also weasels are in the same family as otters.

do you raise your hand all the way or just halfway

well I didn't know they could be that small anyway

>>310209
Halfway unless I feel pressured to make sure I am known.
Which doesn't come often because fuck attention.

>>310209
For what?

for anything

>>310209
All the way. Show your enthusiasm, show that you mean whatever it is you're raising your hand for
Also, me in the back in blue with my face covered up

>>310217
Goddamn slow the fuck down I can't keep up with all this enthusiasm!

>>310211
yeah i usually do it halfway because i'm lazy

>>310213
both

>>310214
Oh you bet I'm showing my enthusiasm with how high I'm raising my hand.

me

big mood

since july 22

Yaho, Rikacchi.

>>310224
good thing she didn't include the r-18 tag there

hello hi

hihowyoudoing

heyrika

Hello!
How are we all today?

alright
eye'm EXCITE because the robot duel is TODAY

>>310231
OH SHIT
I ALMOST FORGOT

>>310232
THREE MORE HOURS

time for bed now
I should sleep more

>>310234
Oyasumi

>>310233
Isn't it only one?

Oh I misremembered the time

Today I woke up and checked my arena history in fire emblem. And it was full of dead horses.
It was a good way to start the day.

>>310236
yeah it's three more hours
>>310234
night
>>310239
>>>/watch?v=VC1_tdnZq1A

>>310239
I woke up and realized I had a weird dream.

Oh shit
New monmusume
Blue around?

>>310242
You didn't realize it was a weird dream until you woke up?

>>310244
Maybe I had an inkling of it, but I don't believe such realizations are conscious during dreaming.

I often realize my dreams are dreams in the dream when they don't make sense.

Even if you say that, I don't believe it's conscious.

Anyway, my dream wasn't so weird that I would know it's a dream.
I found out that I was born in Malaysia on a military base and then hidden away for some reason.
And then I was at a restaurant with a female avatar of Mars and she was trying to move stuff around, but she kept misjudging her strength and breaking stuff. Then I was paying, and she tossed something to me, but it went through the wall.
So it wasn't really that bizarre.

My dad and Iought a skeleton in a hotel room in my dream last night.
*fought

did you win?

>>310249
Yee
It had throwing spears and a lance but we still beat it
I got woken up during the fight with the tomato monster though

>>310247
I guess it's not that weird. Still pretty weird though.

>>310251
It's a little weird but it's not bizarre or anything.

>>310250
Hard to be effective with throwing

spears in a hotel room

>>310253
The throwing sspears were short spears
Also it was a big hotel room
Anyways we had no ranged weapons so it made sense tactically for the skeleton to use them before we were in cqc range

>>310252
>>310253
Oh yeah you sleep posted last night too.

>>310255
What did I say?

>>310256
I don't remember, it was something that made no sense.

>>310254
Fair enough.

>>310257
Oh, it's good that I didn't do anything embarrassing.

I'm so bored I started reading that horsegirl manga even though it looks shitty
Also they're like the catgirl equivalent, they just have horse ears and tails and run fast
It seems like the girls are all named after real Japanese race horses though

>Scavenger Hunt
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>>310260
Blue
New chapter of monmusume

I don't even read that anymore.

monster girls are for weirdos

me as a maid with my maid

>>310264
who are you and what did you do with ToN?

>>310266
I dont really like monster girls except when theyre like 90% humanoid and even then its eh

>>310267
Some of the girls in it are like 90% humanoid
Like the Dullahan

I saw the harpy before I realized it was a harpy and thought "oh she's cute i guess" but from what Ive seen (which isnt much) shes not too well off in the head

>>310269
Not unlike Oku
Birds aren't very smart

cloacae are gross

I prefer spacey Utsuho to full blown retarded depictions

Well Papi doesn't matter much because she's not best girl

I probably wont watch or read it

Honestly its not particularly good
It's just a generic harem with "monster girl" as the flavor
Which is different enough (or was) from most of the other stuff like it out there that people liked it because it was different

That one touhou has bird parts and a fuel rod for an arm.
it's the fuel rod arm that really gets me though
such bad design

>>310276
She can take it off
Also ToN's gonna ree at you for talking shit about his waifu

>>310276
Yeah, most 2hus have pretty bad designs.

>>310276
she was originally going to have three legs for the control rod bit but he decided against that for good reason

I like it personally
but of course i do

>>310276
It's like megaman's blaster or Cobra's laser gun arm

>>310281
Is the joke that they're all dudes?

the joke is that cgl wants to get laid but fa and fit are gay

no

>>310282
cgl is most definitely not a dude.

cgl might be the only board to not be a dude

>>310286
co prob

/c/ had lots of girls but I don't know about now.
/a/ used to have a higher female percentage but reddit types drive girls away.

>>310287
I thought /co/ was represented by a dude dressed as a detective

>>310288
/c/ got so shit so fast
>>310289
i met like three people from /co/ and they were all girls

anecdotal but still

yeah /a/ is mostly guys now i think

>>310290
it's funny you mention that, since the only people in HS that I knew liked western comics were girls
Also enecdotal

>>310292
and /a/ is shit now too! what a coincidence.

>>310294
Well, there's a common thread between why the girls left and why /a/ is so shitty, which you already noted.

>>310294
/a/ was always shit
It's just different shit now

Also aren't there girls on /soc/
And /ic/

no

there are relatively few girls on /soc/

There isn't anything that qualifies as people on /soc/.

>>310299
As expected of 4chan
>>310300
Sasuga
I've never gone on it so I wouldn't really know

>>310300
>>310300
>>310300

Ah there's also /an/
And I know basically nothing about /trv/
There are girls on /adv/ though

not proportionally enough for the board to be represented as a girl though

In other news I see threads like this basically whenever I check /po/
https://boards.4chan.org/po/thread/557256

>>310305
>it's another newfag mistakes /m/ for /mu/ thread

we did it reddit

>>310307
Yeah, hows reddit this time of year?

pretty good
has all the popular upvotees like yuu, kirara and moon around

>>310309
Yuu has never posted on Reddit.
Sugoi, however...

I haven't ever posted there, either.

Sugoi totally has.

This may be true, but what I'm about to tell you may shock you to the core.
Your very paradigm of moe will shift. You may fall to your knees as everything you once believed falls to dust.
...

Yuu hosted a subreddit. Yuu is in fact...a REDDIT ADMIN.
The taint runs far deeper than you all feared.

how am i a popular upvotee

>>310312
Yuu never did that!

Yuu would never do that.

In my investigations evidence points towards yuu being the leader of /r/doushio and offsplit off the famed new gaia aka r/anime
Care to comment?

I never did any of that stuff!
Maybe an old poster made that subreddit during a time of crisis.

That raises an interesting point. Does the end justify the reddit memes?
Or does a single reddit post form a link in the chain that irrevocably taints us all?

I wouldn't know, I didn't come along until after that!

And so it has come to this. A post-reddit society.

>you only think youre gay because magic
holy shit

>>310320
Yeah, I'm post-reddit. You posted there though!

i'm watching Alien: Covenant
it's another Alien movie where everything could have been prevented by following safety protocols

I posted there once during a raid
My upvote got nullified though
Wait actually I don't think I posted
I only upvoted and downvoted

It was during the Samuel L Jackson thing
Where he said he'd upload a video of himself reading the highest upvoted post out loud
So obviously people from 4chan went to upvote the navy seals copy pasta

>>310325
yeah but who follows those

>>310328
Certain;y not these dead people!

At least some of the people are dying for things that aren't their fault.

>>310325
The crew in this one is so dumb
Why aren't they wearing helmets

>>310330
THE DUMBEST I'VE EVER SEEN
oh, this planet has breathable air?
no need to bother with helmets then

>>310331
>dude what's bacteria and parasites lmao

The train I was on the other day had ads all over the inside for ttge alien movie that came out in spring
Like a giant ad on the ceiling and giant ads covering parts of the train that dont normally have ads

>>310332
alien viruses??? unpossible

>>310334
AND THEN OH MY GOD THERE WAS AN ALIEN VIRUS IF ONLY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED

>>310329
I think not following safety protocols is part of being a space explorer.

>>310336
If we're ever exploring space and you stop following safety protocols, I will force you to or stop you before you kill us all.

>>310335
YOU WERE RIGHT, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THIS INCREDIBLY SUSPICIOUS PLANET

This is why you're not an astronaut.

>>310336
They weren't even explorers
They had a predetermined destination but then went and avoided it

>>310336
Then the other people follow the protocols by either restraining you or killing you

>find a random suspicious planet
>let's go there

>>310337
Gee this sure does seem too good to be true ;⁾

>>310342
;∧)

>>310337
What are you, some kind of rurus nerd?

>>310344
I'm a living nerd.
If you do something that puts me in danger of getting killed by an alien, I will stop you.

>>310345
You'd be safe from the aliens with someone like me on board.

>>310346
s-sou

>>310346
Have you not seen Alien or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>310347
I don't like aliens. I would not tolerate them on the same ship as me.

>>310348
I've seen it.

>>310348
they'll survive
everyone else will die

>>310350
Oh no!

>>310350
Everyone but the aliens would be safe!

>>310349
Better safe than sorry.



The aliens in this one are a little spookier than the other ones.
Or rather, spooky in a different way.

There's a bladerunner thread on /PO/

every meme thread on /po/ kills a nice thread

>>310355
Nah actually its about whether or not an origami thing in it was actually folded from one piece of paper or not

Elaborate

Very elaborate

>>310353
Well, you wouldn't have to worry about aliens with me on the ship.

>>310361
Hmm, I dunno.
At the very least, maybe I'll be able to accept dying with you.
I'd rather you kill me than an alien that came out of you kill me, though.

no, just your average cute undead

>>310362
You can rest easy, I'd just throw the alien off the ship.
They're really fragile, you can rip them apart with just your arms.

really?

>>310365
The ones in this movie aren't quite so fragile!

>>310367
Sure they are.
You just knock them over and then rip and tear!

>>310368
I bet you haven't even seen this movie!

I've only seen 1 and 2.

Well, there are some hardier ones in this movie.

does the term organic encryption sound too hokey

no

>>310371
Yeah, but there's not an alien I can't rip and tear.

>>310371
holy shit that ghost has a fucking gun

>>310374
I guess I'll trust you.
If we die, we die.

Aliens are weird. They have that little alien in their mouths.
What's the point of that?

I think that's a side effect of the creation process, since they use the host's DNA to construct themselves.
There are ones that aren't made from humans that don't have the extra mouths.

It really makes you want to grab it and pull.

I didn't know that they were made from DNA of their victims.

Yeah, but they have acid blood, you know.

They are, yeah. They're hybrid lifeforms. For example, there are dog-like ones that come from dogs being infected.
And there are different kinds of aliens, too, that infect their host in a different way, and those have different appearances, too.
This movie actually had insects that were infected

>>310372
A little

>>310381
You can't really call yourself strong if you let a little acid stop you from following through with your compulsions.

That's interesting that they are different types. They all look the same to me.

>>310383
The ones in the first two movies are all the same, pretty much.
The dog ones look exactly like the human ones, only they move differently and have dog-like knees and stuff.
In Prometheus and Covenant, there are a lot of different looking ones, though.

The acid blood isn't actually that hard to deal with
Just load shotgun shells with baking powder mixed in with the shot

>>310384
Tbh I thought the dog ones looked faster and more effective than the regular aliens
I have to ask, what does the Android define as being the perfect life? His aliens cannot create.
If he just wants to murder, then the spores would be more effective

yeah, definitely
dogs are better killers than humans

i think he just wants to create something that's perfectly adaptable

Actually sodium hydroxide would be better than baking soda

Just expose yourself to weaker acids to become immune to stronger acids.

>>310389
You first
Also I'm not talking about defending myself from acid
I'm talking about netralizing it (in the chemical sense)

man, alien movies are so dumb haha

Yeah, they are.
I think I tried to watch 3 once but it was too bad.

Alien and Aliens are good
I didn't like 3

The further they moved from horror, the worse they got.

It sucks that horror movies are all always the result of people being stupid, though.

I don't really watch horror movies, is that how they are?

>>310395
Usually

Yeah. The plot is always that people die because they're doing stupid shit.

Either that or nosey people who aren't quite being stupid but are going out of their way to get involved with someone else's business

I watched that one movie where they were going to be in a car accident but someone got the heebie jeebies and stopped it from happening.
So everybody died in really bizarre ways.
I can't remember the name of that one.

That was a silly movie.

>>310399
FINARU DESUTINASHION

>>310399
Final Destination
Those movies are all so bad

>>310399
Final Destination

that one where the girls get magically locked into the tanning beds and burn to death
haha it's so fuckin dumb

>just hanging out
>a screw randomly flies across a stadium into your fuckin head

I don't watch horror movies a lot. I don't scare easily but I am really susceptible to jump scares, which is just a cheap trick.

>>310405
i really hate that
it's bad writing and bad showmanship
have you watched that one spanish horror movie by guillermo del toro
the orphanage i think is its original name
the cinematography is so good because it employs a lot of anti-jump scares, where there's a buildup of tension in a scene and there's nothing to divert it into
because there's nothing there
it's really good

>get on an elevator
>guy getting off is carrying an open box full of hook hands
>hair gets stuck on it and fall with your head being right outside of eleator
>get decapitated

I guess when you think about it, Final Destination is just like that anime where they all die in silly ways because they're in the cursed class.
The one with the pie edits.

>>310408
That anime is breddy fu
N
I'll remember thr
Another

I mean technically youd say the reverse
Another was fuj
fun

>>310408
Another
which is an amazing anime

that reminds me
i was thinking about shakugan no shana earlier today for some reason
i only saw the first episode of it ever but i kind of liked it
had anyone finished that show through is it good

>>310414
Well, it's one of the four great tsundrie series, but I think it's low tier among them.

Toradora >>>> zero no tsukiama > shana > hayate

It's okay but it's kind of got a lame premise. Shana is low tier among the tsundrie characters.
In fact she may be the worst in my opinion.
I probably like Nagi more.

>>310417
Yeah, because they're all voiced by Kugimiya Rie.

tsundrie huh

oh, i see

>>310416
that wasn't something i was really thinking about but thanks for bringing it to my attention

>>310414
I watched half of S1 with a friend
Shana is a cutie and an I love her
The mc is a git and boring as heck
Villains are pretty cool
OPs and Shana are the highlights

Worth checking out to see if you like it

>>310419
Most if its value is that it's one of the four great tsundrie series.

>>310414
I saw s1 and maybe s2
If there was an s3 then i saw all of s1 and s2
And then half of s3

>>>/@twitersgoodgirl/920439304136151040

This ELEX game from Gamescon looks decent.

I ate.

GIANT ROBOT FIGHT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I bet it's gonna suck.

>>310426
Good job.

Oh nevermind
35 minutes of info first

I am tyred and exhausted

>>310429
NIPPON BOT CAME FROM NOTHING BUT BLACKSMITHING
LITERALLY THE AMERICAN DREAM

Now I'm kinda bored.
I need a game to play.

>>310432
wanna play black desert online in my place with this normie dude i met
you can pretend to be me and i wont have to

>>310432
What kind?

>>310433
That sounds horrible, I can tolerate normies no more than I can tolerate aliens.

>>310434
I dunno, one that isn't boring.

>>310435
Like, that's not very specific.

>>310436
Yeah, but that's how it is.
I have a very unspecific feeling like I want to play something that isn't boring.

I don't think I can help with something so nonspecific.
Buy a Switch and play something.

I thought about it. I put money in the bank today and I was like oh I should go get a switch.

And then you did it?

but she didn't get a switch

>>310435
maybe this will change your mind
>>>/watch?v=2mDNHISGBhU

play some eroge and review it for us

>>310440
No, I just went back to work.

>>310445
Yeah that's not what I was expecting.

>>310442
wait that's not what i had copied
but i'll go with it anyway that's better

>>310444
You should totally buy one.

the english opening is so nostalgiac to me
i used to make ramen noodles and grilled cheese and watch this with my sister

she is the one
SAILOR MOON

>>310446
Maybe I will!

>>310449
You know you want to!

I would also like to play a game that's fun but I've got a time limit on these cobs.
54 more

Time limit orbs?

>>310450
Yeah I kinda want to.

>>310452
So what's stopping you?

>>310453
Kinda want to is a low tier of motivation.
I usually need something to rise to the level of really want to for me to actually do it.

>>310454
To enjoy solidarity with me.

>>310455
I mean I kinda want to do that.

>>310456
Enjoying solidarity with me, super idol kirara, should be incredibly motivating!

That sounds kinda nice, but how many minutes of amusement is that good for?

Solidarity with me is a lifetime of joy.
Knowing that you connected with me on such a level is a big experience!

here's some good music
>>>/watch?v=H4DQLOEskeY

>>310459
I want to play some fun games too though.
The Switch is kinda right on the cusp of that.

>>310461
And you know it's going to tip over, so you might as well get it now before your backlog of Switch games gets high!

It's kinda expensive though.

But you're gonna get it eventually anyway, probably for the same price.

Yeah, that's probably true. It's in my nature to kinda go back and forth on something for awhile before doing it though.
I mean I probably will get it but right now I don't need it and it's kind of expensive.

You should get it so that I feel better about getting it.
An act of kindness befitting you!

I mean I probably will but it's hard for me to act contrary to my nature.
I need to waffle on things for awhile before I do them.

I'm sure you'll be convinced once you hear about how much fun I'm having!

That might be true.
When does yours come?

the 27th

Wow, Blue's on top of things.

Is blue your secretary? Are you paying him well?

I didn't hire him! He's working on his own.

Poor blue.

Is FE:Whatever out yet?

The English version comes out in 3 days.

Switch has no region locking, though, so you can play non-localized titles.
That's one of the main reasons I was willing to buy it.

you'll never know why I remember

Save you from anything is missing from my computer for reasons unknown.
This is tragic. Now I need a new song to climb the Clocktower to.
>>310477
That's not why I remember

Isn't it because it's the day Mario comes out?

So it comes out on Friday?

Do you remember because you love me?

>>310478
Yeah, I guess, so.
guess so*

also incorrect

I dunno, maybe I'll get one.
I wonder if Best Buy will have the Switch and the Fire Emblem.

You could just get them on Amazon and have them by the 20th.

Fire Emblem is mainstream so there's a good chance Best Buy will have the game.
Them actually having the console can be touch-and-go depending on your region.
Some parts of the world are drowning in Switch units, the others can be absolutely dry.

>>310482
I don't have prime so it would be a bit slower than that.

Oh, I see.
It's a shame I can't let you borrow mine but oh well.

Yeah. I don't order enough to justify Prime though.

I use Prime pretty often.

Also I'm at work on Friday.
So if I order something and it comes Friday, they will try to deliver it and be unable to.
deliver looks weird when you really look at it

anyway then they will take it back to the post office and it will be unavailable to pick up until saturday, and I'd have to pick it up before 12 because I'm pretty sure the post office closes at 12 maybe.
Or maybe that's on Sunday.

And that would interfere with my plans to sleep all day Saturday.

Really?
They don't do that with ANYTHING I've ever purchased unless it came from another country.

>>310489
hmm
Maybe it's like that with just foreign packages.
I think they've done it both ways with domestic packages for me.

I guess it's moot since I don't have prime anyway.

Well, I'm sorry to say, but you don't have me either, because I'm going to head to b e d.

Oh, well, good luck.

Do I need luck?

Yeah, you're going to need it.

Why? Is there a scheme waiting for me again?

No, i'm just saying random stuff to make you paranoid.

I guess we'll see how true that is.
Bye bye.

Have a good sleep!

My imouto's burning candles again.
She's a floor down half the house away but the smell still pervades everywhere.
I really don't do well with strong scents you get from stuff like that.

WE FUCKING DID IT

USA USA

WE BEAT JAPAN AT GIANT ROBOTS

>>310499
She likes scented candles huh?

i like scented candles and incense
everyone i know hates them so much though so i havent been able to light them in years but here and there

I think all my siblings have dabbled in some kind of scented burning thing over the years.
It's really suffering to have to be around all that.
The slightest bit of a flowery or luscious or spicy wood burning scent gets me a bit frazzled, and increasingly stronger scents can even give me slight headaches or nausea.
My younger sister went through a stage where she was figuratively showering in perfume whenever she had to go out to a social outing and driving in a car with her like that going anywhere was a hell.

>>310506
I haven't had the chance to smell that but I would presume I would not like it.

how about the aroma of burning semen

Fuck
2chan blocks foreign ips
I was going to shitpost on 2chan

get eproxy you dummy
a proxy

>>310508
Working on it right now

Unsurprisingly they block a lot of proxies
I've tried like two dozen

Tilde do we watch evil or live?
I don't remember.

I could go either way on it.
That was the one with the weird almost prison-like school and the really gay dialogue between the MC and some purple haired guy.

Did any of you watch the mech fight?

>>310512
Oh I see. Well I'll get it in case Ika wants to watch it.

>>310513
I didn't.

Hello
Niame

>>310513
YEAH
IT WAS AWESOME
Fuck what anyone else says I don't care if it was scripted
I can dig Mecha WWE
I just wish Kuratas put up more of a fight
It was like half Eagle Primes weight
Needed more weapons

anime >>310516 →

The first round before the real round was pretty funny

I need webms of the real fight tho

>>310514
>animegataris
what's this one about?

They have pilots? It seems like you can't really have an exciting fight like that.

>>310525
Protagonist-chan is kind of a boring normie who accidentally gets an anime-obsessed ojou to reveal her power level. Anime ojou pressures her into helping her make an anime club.

Anyways I was going to shitpost about it on 2chan but they block non jp ips and a shit ton of jp proxies
.

>>310530
damn that'd have been amazing

>>310532
Someone who cares more will do it

Probably

maybe there's a 2chan clone that isn't shit

I think a part of the fight concept was doing it with manned robots though.
Because it's inspired from the giant robo genre from anime and games.

They can't really have fun breaking stuff if they're always worried about pilot safety.

>>310541
I was surprised by how deep that chainsword went into Kuratases arm
Maybe in twenty years time there'll be manned and unmanned leagues

>>310542
>Designed for cutting rocks

>>310543
Exactly, I'm surprised they even used it

just hook the pilots up to a VR system

#>>310547 →