Thread #258393

'Cause we can't lunge around with you.

But i don't have a lounge

chill corner

More like chili corner for me.

F R I D A Y

i light my torch and burn it

>>258399
good chili?

I figure I make damn good chili, so yeah.
It's always so satisfying.

!

?

What are we all up to tonight?

Lying around in bed, being stir crazy.

Better than being craz stirry.

>>258406
Just finished dinner so I don't know.
Probably some DIGITAL SPORTS.

Yeah, you have to lay on your back when you have a rib injury.
a lot

Being stuck in bed is a terrible fate. A fate worse than death, perhaps!

Yeah, laying around and taking easy must be ~so~ terrible.

>>258410
I bet it's softer than laying in a coffin

They make some pretty comfy coffins.

>>258411
Wow, how venomous.
Not everyone can aspire to being a lazy bum!

Laying around in a bed all day is awful

>>258413
Only 50% venemous!

>>258415
If you want to lie in bed all day, I can hit you with a car!
I don't mind sharing my experiences.

You'll wreck your car if you hit me with it.

I'm not going to say it.

>>258417
I can use someone else's car.
Anything to help you lounge around all day!

I'm going stir crazy.
I haven't seen the sun in forever!
I haven't gotten any fresh air!
I'm just lying in bed.

>>258406
im reading this menu it has emoji for spiciness ratings and such

Fried Taro Sticks 😋😋
Fried Pig Ears 😂

wow
why would you lie

>>258419
That's still dangerous.
You could get hurt in the accident.

>>258420
Wow emoji is super spicy?

Jade noodle 🍜🍜🍜

>>258422
Making you smile is worth the danger!

The rest of my family and also the pizza is taking a very long time to arrive.

Oh
Just heard them
They're like forty minutes late.

>>258422
well for spiciness it's like
Kia-Gling 🌶🌶🌶🐷🐷

maybe future menus will skip the English descriptions altogether

i hope not
i'm really bad at emoji

>>258427
My fear is that in the future people will just communicate with emojis. There will be no English.

>>258424
I won't be smiling if I accidentally injure you by wrecking your car!

>>258429
I'll just drop a cinderblock on the pedal and jump out, then.

>>258429
a return to hieroglyphs

>>258430
Jumping out of a car can hurt you.

>>258432
Then I'll just set the cinderblock down on the pedal from outside the car.

Hmm emojis becoming a language and surplanting old ones would be an interesting basis for some fictive writing

Though I guess writing scinece and such with them would be quite impossible, limited as they are
maybe several languages
common which would be the emoji and then "official" or something that is used in bureaucracy, science and such
and just no knowing the official one would be a big caste difference in society
hmm

i think i drank myself sick
fuck

haha!
exclamation points!
so excited!
hahahahaha!

>>258433
You should come up with a safer way ot help me take it easy.

>>258437
me too!

>>258438
how about asphyxiation

don't believe you!

>>258441
wow! why not!

insincerity!
lol!

what a false life!

I'm genuinely excited.

sad!

i'm crying! haha!

you're not! incredible!

>>258440
That's not really my thing, but thank you for offering!

>>258449
it feels like you're jealous that i'm lying around all day being miserable but you don't have the motivation to get yourself in the same state

>>258448
no you're incredible!

it's not anyone's thing until you try it!

yamero

an incredible shit!

>>258452
don't stop!

why are you !

figure it out!
you're not an idiot!

what a nice thing to say!

>>258456
that's where you're wrong

>>258450
I want to take it easy!

>>258457
it's a lie!
wow!

>>258460
wow! what a mean thing to do!
>>258459
so do it
you got a three day weekend, right?
take it easy
lie in bed and don't get out except to use the bathroom
for days

don't start!
I know what you're feeling!

it's no use!
the problem persists!

don't give me your reasons!
don't tell me cause it hurts!

rook is transcending

I need you baby!

shakin that ass!
shakin that ass!

>>258461
I'm doing that in a chair instead!

shake it!
bake it!
booty quake it!

>>258469
also try to not breathe a lot

integrate it!
dx over dt baybeeeee

>>258471
use your exclamation points!
or else!

>>258473
sorry!

that's right!
you are sorry!

yes very sorry?

hello..!?

speak up!

look at yourself!

lose yourself!

these girls are doing prosecco splashed with Jameson!
what!

is this what you want!

this isn't your best!

you gotta stop this!

stop pretending!

wow! is rook ok!

he's too rook!

masaka!

you're lying to yourself!

I can see clearly now!

the rain is here!
I bring the storm!

i break mirrors with my face in the united states!

roooook

I get knocked down!

and i stay on the ground like a bag of trash!

human garbage!
that's what you are!

and everybody takes me out!

you disgust me!

disgust this!
*unsheathes dick*!

I'm gay!

pathetic!
what a meme!

what are you doing

use your exclamation marks, blue!

>>258502
we're excited!

hello koi!

>>258502
I laugh!
laugh and laugh and laugh and die!

why are you excited

you know!

>>258505
hello dog
>>258503
I have less excite

no I don't I'm not a mind reader

>>258509
I'm channeling my excitement to you!
I have to get rid of it before work!

I hope you learned something!

I know you didn'td

Rook my package came today but I was at work.
Why didn't you tell them I would be at work?

i'm lookin fah D!

this is NOT avant gaaaaarde!

>fish sticks her head into the room
>"i'm gonna get you"

deviation from the norm!
terrifying!

AAAAAAAAAAA
VAAAAAAAANT
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOD

>>258511
enjoy
I could use some
but i am doing math

>>258517
OH NO!

>>258517
everyone respond! hurry or else!

>>258520
replace the a with an e and you'll be really excited!

>>258522
is it a #d4 (1) night
i took so many benzos i want to die!
it would be a great time for #d4 (2)!

>>258525
look out! she's going to get you!

haha!
frustration!

>>258525
she's going to get stung by mesquites! dressing like that!
she is asking for it!

you guys are scaring me!

>>258528
>victim blaming

watch out!
people might not like you!

>>258529
what are you scared of!?
it's just me!

>>258530
we should start a gofundme to go around throwing mesquite sauce on women who are topless in public

>>258523
i em doing some math

>>258534
that's the wrong a!
good try!

>>258533
!

>>258517
She's funny when she does stuff like that.

funny!

>>258536
this one?

you did it!

>>258517
>pepito is home

>>258538

>>258540
yes that's the one!

pepito!
good meme!

>>258533
I don't like mesquite hos!

>>258545
we were talking about how cool it would be if we tracked it down and stuck our head through the catdoor and stared at the camera when it snapshotted to say pepito is home!

it'd be amazing

!

i'm never gonna exclaim again

I doubt it!

>>258550
guilty posts have go no rhythm

no i won't do it

you lie!
you know the truth in your heart!

>>258543
Why are you posting images like that at me? She's going to get you, not me.

I WON'T DO IT

USO!

>>258555
because it's your fault

>the joke is that she's going to get yuu

what a sorry game!

im going to kill myselves!

>>258561
Leave one!

what is your favorite death grip, /moe/?

>>258561
take me with you!

>>258558
It's not my fault this time.

>>258564
did you hear about the april fools joke on blue me and kirara are gonna pull
you should join in on it!

>>258565
i don't believe you

>>258566
oh yeah
it's gonna be so good

>>258566
I'll do it!
just kidding!
it will never happen!

>>258569
how about dont

do you know what it's gonna be, blue?

>>258570
haha i can't wait to see the look on your face

>>258572
>>258572
>>258572

>>258571
I saw it as you guys wrote it.
I was running a timer so I didn't say anything.

oh it's ruined then

>>258574
haha well i lied about most of it
i said that about the sandwich but i was actually gonna make milktoast

>>258563
asphyxiation

>>258574
hey where can I // do you know are you aware of somewhere I can obtain xanax

>>258577
i don't know that song

>>258567
Why not?

>>258579
how about this one
>>>/watch?v=3K0PCvFshOE

>>258578
? ? ?
Oh wait, are you in the city?
You are.
My brain is on slow load.
Hold on.

>>258579
oh then it's hacker guess
I haven't listened in while

>>258581
wow
>>258580
it's always your fault

>>258578
don't do xanax man
halcyon > loraz > clon sublingual > valium > cloz > flunaz > xanax

enough now!
you'll all be free from me!
forever we hope!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha!

>>258584
That's not true.
She decided it on her own.

no don't do it rook

>>258583
oh i see

>Sis do you know a place that someone can get xanax
>Uh, I have oxy. Do they want oxy?
>No.

>>258584
i didn't think much of it the first time i saw it
but i've watched it like eight times in the past three days
it just sticks with you

wait does blue actually know where
oh no
haha blue asked his sister where to get xanax
my sides

>>258587
I don't believe you!
She wouldn't do that.
You must have convinced her to kill me while I'm injured so that you can claim her for your own.

>Fish can be menacing
>wont do the thing

>>258594
she can say menacing things but she can't be menacing

>says menacing things despite not being menacing
>won't do "that"

>>258596
>says gay things without being gay
>won't do that
half of moe right there bud

What is "that"?

>>258598

>>258593
I wouldn't do something evil like that!

>>258600
I don't know if I believe that.
I bet Fish doesn't even have a plan to get me or it's something like doing something nice for me.
>Owning Kirara by making him brownies!
or something

>>258601
Funny you should say that, she does seem to count your sleeping afternoon surprise as getting you.

>>258602
That's not surprising.

I don't think you can complain.

cheers /moe/
time to go down and hope i never wake back up

>>258605
see you soon
donmt let the machine elves get inside

Anyone HOME?

I gotta thank all you tax payers
I have 3 days of work for the next month
actually month and a half cause im taking leave

Then i get some predeployment training which i get paid extra for
man my lifes set

you're welcome

>>258604
I can if I want to.

>>258609
And then
WAR!?

>>258611
But you shouldn't!

>>258612
My brigades going to AFGHAN
if i go ill be helping train the new afghan soldiers

>>258613
One of my rules is to never be satisfied!
There's always something to complain about!

>>258614
figured since trump just decided to send more men there
Well I hear it is somewhat stable there now compared to 10 years ago
I mean even we send men there, as peace keepers though, but nonetheless.
We don't do that in active warzones

>>258614
thanks trump i guess.

COincidentally, if my memory serves finland can't actually send troops to foreign soil on her own
only through UN and such.
Afterall we don't even have "an army" but a self-defense force.
It legally can't invade anything

my stitches in my mouth just fell out
im happy its not bleeding

hmm? got a tooth removed

Yeah got 3 wisdom teeth removed
both lower and upper left

It didnt hurt at all and i got free percs

A lower wisdom I bet
hmm they did two lower in one operation?
Sausage army

pft.
i'd guess that means more charisma.

pan woke up woth a massive headache and them i got a massivr jheadache and tool a nap so now we are sick buddies

>>258624
tell him i said hi

>>258621
did you keep the teeth?

>>258624
Hello Tales.

>>258626
No i didnt get a choice
i dont really care to either
and yeah all 3 wisdom teeth at once
only took like an hour i think
They gave me fentanyl

>>258627
it's rare that someone on /moe/ calls me that so hello newer friend

>>258628
You lost your chance to make a "wisdom of whoa" item

I am OK
>>258629
Hello Tales
of NUKES

nap tools

sup tales

tails

yeah more like tails

oh wait ton was a furry that makes too much sense
Change it back to tales

No laugh at him and call him tails

ton isn't a furry, guys
he's a feathery

>>258629
I am not new but i wanted to be nice.
>>258637
nine tails?
because he's such a furry..

he's sonics best friend

>>258639
A legendary furry
don't confuse him with just yoru average fursuiter

Don't slander me when I just woke up, I'll get you

>>258642
I guess i'll wait until you are more awake to mock your tastes.

Did you wake up with Pan?

>>258644
I wish but he went to work at 4 probably
I took a nap after i finished making Nio

Wow, you're so open about your relationship now.

>>258644
Some of his posts recently really make you think.

PAN is pure guys, i swear.

I love Pan dearly but I'm not attracted to boys so it's a relationship that can only be extreme friendship

>>258647
Isn't it cute?
ToN isn't even hiding it anymore.

it's being attracted to boys seen as bad here?

no
pretty much every user is already g*y

>>258651
no

>>258651
It's encouraged.

boys are gross

i forget did u host r/a/dio before koi?
i feel like you did

I feel bad for pan having a headache since he cant swallow pills

>>258656
no

>>258657
Does he swallow other stuff?

i usually have issues swallowing big pills.

>>258659
food?
yeah

I guess you can treat it like food.

It's usually pretty easy with a drink.

I'm thinking pan probably has an extreme gag reflex of soe
or something.
I think he told me once before

>>258658
Hey Blue.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/1/16243356/juicero-shut-down-lay-off-refund

>>258663
Oh really?

>>258664
You should test it.
If you can reach that far.

I don't think pan is gojng to want my fingers in his mouth to try and test his gag reflex.
I'll take his word for it

>>258663
what kinda drink?

>>258668
Water is fine.

>>258667
I guess you're only going to reach it with your fingers, huh

I can usually appreciate these jokes Kirara but this one is tryimg a little too hard even for you

You were trying really hard to set him up for it, weren't you?

what's wrong with jokes at ToN's expense?

I understood that mentioning the gag reflex could lead to it but it is true and relevant to our headaches
I just don't want pan to be in pain

>>258673
Yeah, he was totally setting me up for it.
He wanted it.

I mean, we all knew where you talking about pan's gag reflex would end up.

>>258665
somehow this doesn't make me happy at all

I mean, he started mentioning about PAN inability to swallow.

That's the same thing you dummy

I'n half awake and have a mild headache so maybe i'm just less receptive
>>258681
I'm surprised you're going this far considering that my // well one of my first thoughts was that you'd just insist I'm the bottom like usual so him having a bad gag reflex isn't a problem.

Poor ToN.

A difference between a seme and an uke is paper-thin.
It only takes a moment's surprise for the tides to turn!
Even you should get a chance to win occasionally.

I should watch Noucome huh

That is the right reference rivht
>>258686
whew ok good

dafuq
this hookah lounge Cloister Cafe
containss a bathroom with a sink, marble walls, and two (2) toilets side by side
what on earth
are you supposed to hold hands

>>258685
Samu

>>258686
isn't the difference just of location?
the places can turn really easily.

Lightning hit an airplane at Miami International Airport during takeoff.

>>258687
hi
sup

>>258685
that's why it's the cloister cafe

>>258688
Aren't planes equipped to just shrug lightning off?

>>258687
It's about dominance!

>>258691
You'd think so, but they had to immediately land due to problems.

Sometimes you just gotta deal with being struck by lightning

>>258690
well there was stained glass in the interior part at least

anime >>258695 →

do you guys watch abyss as well?

i don't

We do, yes!

>>258700
you should!

yeah i know

loooooooooooongzen

I should watch some more anime maybe
I should do something to distract from this headache at least

I just watch that one anime during friday.
I imagine I could watch something else but it's hard.

The manga is really good

sometimes you just get struck down
grounded
fizzled
go into shock

Hey, that's mean for not-pretty looking weirdos as myself.

>>258711
Anno you're super pretty

you're beautiful in your own way

>Escaped cow rampages through Long Island streets, takes out police car

you're fuckin ugly!

>>258715
the cop should arrest the cow, that's clearly a mooving violation

>>258712
pretty much a loser that is
#gottem

>>258719
do they work?
our cows are all neets

>>258715
i'd say it was self defense
cows are forced to work in the fields and then die for food!

>>258715
So that was the story
I saw a gif of a cow rampaging at some passerby in NYC and Iw as confused as fuck

Has anyone seen Tilde?
He's missing.

oh no

tilde has entered the internet
he's now freakazoid

~~~

I wonder if he is battling candlejack right no

speaking of being sucked into the internet i should try to sleep

see ya, moe people.

>>258734
nighr

>>258734
bye bye have fun

>>258737
cya around

>>258737
bye

tsch no one else did the meme

ALBINO RHINO!

come back in an hour ferdy!
his name is ferdy!

WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN!

do you want to hear the secret of the butler's nose!

will it cost me $29.99?

first one's on me!

fuck that!
all rounds on me!
I won't need money when I'm dead!

haha!
you're all dead!

I'm dead!
feat the G.R.I.M.M. reaps!

the death grimms!

Shigure finished the event for me with a beautiful cut-in.
What a picture perfect end for the event.

congratulations

That was the last sortie I had fuel for too.
I don't even have enough to restock my ships.

This event was actually a pretty tough one.
I saw some TTKs breaking on /jp/ too.

they should probably stop trying to break people

On another note, I feel like you said you wanted cerberus in granblue at one point? the character i mean

The harder and more grueling the game, the stronger following it gets?
I mean the same applies to 2hu games or soul series afterall.

>>258789
You can't really call it a good event if people don't break.

>>258789
I wouldn't mind having Cerberus.

Making it to where people don't enjoy your game is inherently bad!

I pulled during legfes and got almost nothing until I single rolled cerb.
Good luck saving for your spark because I certainly lack the willpower.

The suffering is fun.
If I wasn't suffering, the part where Shigure got that really nice cut-in would have been less fun.

It's kind of a lame event if people aren't breaking.

Congrats on Cerb. she's not that good though I don't believe.

Yeah cerb suffers from generally low stats to make up for her super high DATA

I like getting new dark units so I can try to break up the monotony since I use the same characters in dark 99% of the time.

Like i got marquiares or so recently but didnt use him but now I know he's a crazy sunglasses wizard so how can I not at least fun-run him occasionally

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggghhggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Hi Roque how's your Friday being.

hi rook are you okay

I'm paralyzed with happiness!

>>258813
bi yuu!
hello!
tell fish I said fuck imatts in the butt

he likes it maybe

>>258852
I think she's asleep so I can't tell her anything.

hello! lol to yuu!
change your name ro yii it"s easier type!

I don't think that name is nearly as good.

rescue mission success

why is there no app where you can talk to people in their sleep
this is an outrage 😪

Just wait and see when google develops that

hack da planet

Close this world
Open the ｎｅｘｔ

>>258904
Chara detected

I am returned

I got to chop something up with a katana tonight

Holy Shit

>>258905
who?

>>258907
go on

>>258909
It was big and made of cardboard.

Chaika

>>258910
That sounds fun
Clean cuts?

hi moe
nice seeing you tonight
that was fun
see you next time
bye moe

>>258912
Sort of, it wasnt taped down or anything so it got knocked over a few times.

>>258913
Night bang

>>258914
Cardboard falls beneath the might of Japanese steel

>>258913
Bye Bang

I have returned

>>258916
Have you heard ITAOTS?

>>258918
nope

>>258919
You should listen yo it, its very good.
*to it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Aeroplane_Over_the_Sea

I'm working at a gas station that has NO GAS

in fact there are no gas stations with gas in like a 30 mile radius

>>258922
Spooky
What happened?

>>258924
Ohio

Going to sleep
Oyasumi

Sleep what is that?

>>258923
a hurricane hit Houston where we refine all our oil

vroom vroom

>>258930
damn right

hayai!

I am hungry. Time for me to go on adventure into town.

>outside

i'm gonna go on an adventure into a different state

>>258930
im in me mums car
broom broom

>>>/@dril/903795618673504256

hey imats have you tried ModernDeck?
It's a chrome thing for tweetdeck

i have not
i mostly use Firefox

>>258940
brutal

is this how every hero spends his Saturday night?
washing laundry at his mums house and torrenting fanservice anime

look at this smug touhou and smile

Sumireko a good girl

no good 2hus tbh

>>258945
that's a lie
there are hundereds of 2hus
there has to be at least one you like

>>258945
sumireko is pure and cute and i wont have you sully her smile with those words

she is a REAL
WORLD girl

she's no good im sorry its the turth

I have like an hour to dick around in the airport but I've already been to all the stores on this terminal before
first world problems

>>258946
also kirara does like Reimu so there's that

>>258951
I'll need Kirara to confirm this

A girl came over to me and said "Hey guess what." and I turned to look at her and she slapped my ass and said "GOT EM" and then I rolled off my bed and woke up and I have never been so disappointed in my own imagination.
Good morning.

>>258952
i can neither confirm nor deny

>>258953
what the hell
was that a dream you had?

>>258953
that's kind of amazing

>>258953
gottem

>>258955
No, it was a NIGHTMARE
How dare her
Sexually harasses me and then just ends the scenario.
This is clearly a plot against my mind.

I had a dream that I was going to get paired with blind on a sort of love hotel esque thing but then you get on a sideways coaster that advertises itself with monster girl quest characters and then you get on and look at drug addled people boning and eventually just laying there like drugged corpses and then it lets you off in the middle of a park and basically says dont bone and then I found a box containing wild arms the video game after losing jt for all these years and then I think I woke up maybe

You weird lot who dream

everyone dreams including you
you just don't remember it

I can dream too
up there
up where the skies are ocean blue

>>258961
which practically means you don't

>>258959
Did they drug molest you/

no

So you went on a safari tour spectating monster girls raping dudes and then they let you off at a place that said "Don't fuck the girls" and gave you video games instead?

no the actors or what have you were just people i have no idea what they were using those characters for other rhan to draw deviants to correct them

the video games were in a box after i made it back to a building

>>258963
no it doesn't

The real question is are you only dreaming when its observed

my throat is sore for some reason
in addition to muscle pain and breathing pain and rib pain

my throat has been sore a little but i think it's just dehydration

>sore throats
It's not even autumn yet.

>Life Is Strange: Before the Storm is an episodic graphic adventure video game developed by Deck Nine and published by Square Enix. The first of three episodes was released on 31 August 2017 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. It is set as a prequel to Life Is Strange, focusing on sixteen-year-old Chloe Price and her relationship with schoolmate Rachel Amber. Gameplay concerns itself mostly with the use of branching dialogues.

omg

>>258974
what about time rewind?

that will probably be in lis2

>lis2 continues with boned the loser ending and let gf die
I bet it will

lis2 has a new setting and new cast

It's the weekend. Maybe the leather farm will be active today. I don't want to farm dust anymore.

Trying to get ready for the new expansion is rough. I'm no longer bound to the LS3 maps.
So I can focus on whatever I want. But there's so much stuff I gotta get now.
104000 pieces of candy corn so I can get my mini Okuu.

>>258979
are you gojng to stream this shit because im going to need to see that

i will but lis2 isn't out yet and i'm bedridden so no lis bts yet

i dont have internet yet either so it works put

>Raptor Slayer
ay

oh my lmao this is Dave's banner now

why

how did I never see thi
s

so where's balthazar

He took Taimi's Dragon Magic Bender thing into a volcano.
Oh wait, no, this comes after. Balthazar fled to the Crystal Desert and is heading to Elona to fight the last active dragon and dteal his magic.

steal*

are you gonna kill balthazar

Killing a god?
Maybe.

do your best
>>258995
oh?
I'll have to take that into account wont I?
Or have you already killed gods I dont remember

not a good rpg if you don't kill a god tbh

everyone here looks so sad
maybe it's because they're going to st louis

>>258995
you right

>>258996
do you look sad

>>258998
no I probably stickout

>>259000
be careful the nail that sticks out is the one that you get tetanus from
>>258997
that guy's legit

>>259001
I'm the nail that sticks out so these mother fuckers better watch it

I sometimes check the granblue general and I got to watch yurifags and yurihaters duke it out it was some shit

>>259002
give them all tetanus

I really like Balthazar's minions.

My flight has begun boarding I hope we crash and all die in a jet fuel fire

>>259006
true tetanus
>>259005
WOAH

>Life Is Strange: Before the Storm is a graphic adventure played from a third-person view. The player assumes control of sixteen-year-old Chloe Price, three years prior to Life Is Strange. Unlike its predecessor, the game does not include time travel. Instead, Before the Storm features the ability "Backtalk", with which the player can call upon Chloe to get out of certain precarious situations; "Backtalk" may also make a situation worse.

What?
Like the ghost that is the player can call out to Chloe?

no, chloe talks shit about someone to their face
lol

That's not even backtalking
That's just talking shit

a rose by any other name

>>259011
yeah

tine to fry

good luck

I now have the best cutscene in Xillia 1 as a character portrait

WAKE UP!
IT'S TIME FORRRR
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>>259017 →

uhh
is that a new thread or is it a mogra thread

we'll never know

OK ModernDeck was terrible for a few reasons
looks great and all, but a few tiny things make it unusable
For one: doesn't have an indicator for reply chains