Thread #252058

what is it?
>>252063
oh no

good news for people who love bad news

if walls could talk
what would they say

the only good news is no news

my new job is gonna be dope as fuck
i'm gonna have a regular schedule on mostly weekdays morning and afternoons

whoa liveposting
if this could also have upvoting it could be even more popular than reddit
holy shit

holy shit it's a new guy
or an old guy pretending to be a new guy

>>252074
what restaurant would you be working for?

>>252075
>every upvote pushes a post upwards while it's still typing
would be an entertaining clusterfuck

>>252077
same franchise, different store, different position

>>252075
>if this could also have upvoting it could be even more popular than reddit
>holy shit
classic

if this board got more popular i would probably dislike it

Hey bang
have you read dai no daibouken?

no because i can't into reading
but with a suggestion, i just might

If we were really popular threads would scroll too fast and it would be hard to chat.

>>252085
wat
not even manga?
also that pic is from that manga

>>252074
what's the jobbu

if we got popular, it would be hard to use moe as my comfy wind-down time with the people i've talked to for years
it would be just another /a/

>>252080
you got rused kiddo

Anyhow is a dragon quest based manga
and one of my favourite shounens ever

>>252090
>>>/r/funny

like what if i had to use ctrl+f just to find Maria's posts
i've basically known maria my whole life

literally or
wait
how did you spell it?
figuretavially?
no
that is wrong

>>252094
It'd be too tragic
Seperated by a wall of newfriends

figuratively
I think that's it

i guess that is why plebians use literally for figuratively nowadays
fuck that is too wordy

>>252101
hmm
i'm with catherine here
centimeter is my favorite drink

not litres
you could have a cm of coffe or a liter

what does the shots box mean
can you get like a shot of rum poured in or something
or maybe a shot of flu

espresso kirara

>>252111
i don't know anything about gay fancy rich people coffee

>>252110
that's an irish coffe

>>252112
a shot of extra strong caffeine basically

>>252113
it's a gunfire actually
you faggo

to amp up your bevarage

yeah shots are just pure coffee
only the most patric do it

just do a shot of kratom instead of a shot of coffee

just do a shot of ketamine

latte culture enthusiasts will be first against the wall

I only drink cups of chinos

>>252124
that's what the shots box is actually there for

>>252124
what is bad about cafe latte?

i serve espresso shots all the time in little tiny espresso shot mugs

first they went for the hipster and I did not speak up because I was not one

>>252128
It's for metrosexuals and women.

Not rugged bastions of masculinity like me

>>252132
You are just taken in by trends

just fucking IV caffeine into your neck

;you know what
i think rice and bread are the best food in the universe

i don't understand, espresso is the best form of coffee that is
regular coffee is shit in comparison

I have an espresso machine
it's a model from the 80's and isn't in production anymore
I am become hipstet

>>252145
how did you know

you also have a banana slicer that you never use

just get a frappe you dolts

>>252145
>banana slicer
Why don't people just use a knife

>>252145
i'm sure he can find a use for it if you keep talkin shit

>>252142
hipstets get out reeeeeeeeee

>>252145
look sometimes I get drunk and ask /moe/ to link me shit on amazon

>>>/@9FLAVORS/901273205847011328
it keebs happening

I don't drink coffee ever.

>>252153
hipstersandstar is pretty fucked up but he's not that bad
i think he's mentally ill

>>252154
Same.
I haven't had coffee in like a year probably.

>>252154
but you're naturally an energizer bunny

>>252153
Here's a comment from the author of that tweet further down the page:
>I have no idea who he is tbh I just pick on low hanging fruit for clout

>>252156
You can be too if you get rid of your coffee addiction. It's slowing you down.

I like coffee
mostly because of my dad

>>252155
>>252158
yeah he just baits people and they fall for it
he's pretty whack so really there's point

A person who picks on people just to make himself feel better!
He should be more like me and sit on the sidelines judging everyone.

HipsterSandstar is a // has a bad anger problem
Sometimes he explodes into homophobic and racist rants if he gets really mad

He unfollowed SK recently because SK went too left for him haha

>>252164
master race

>>252164
wow now I know how you're judging everyone

today was my second day without caffeine
many headaches
i was very tired

>>252162
no point

>>252167
secret leaks here

Yuu - 8/8/2017 at 8:10PM
Man fuck that Maria guy. What a fag

where sugoi at I need to tell him something

>>252173
Gosh I'm so offended I'm gonna go drown myself in alcohol to death
how could yuu do this to me

>>252176
here senpai

>>252167
I am a judging creature. Don't hate a tiger for her stripes.

>>252180
I did the tim tam slam last night

>>252181
Mosquitos might not be able to help themselves, but I still slap them for being lil bitches

>>252181
>i'm a horrible person
>but don't judge me for being a judgemental person because of this old saying

>>252165
SK too left?
:thinking:

lol

>>252169
I can't wait to quit
I'm so tired
I'm so wired

>>252183
Based

I had baked ziti a few weeks ago
So we're even

>>252188
sk tweets about communism and socialism like all day
it's kind of funny

>>252191
fair trade
it was way better than I weas expecting
tim tams are some real shit

>>252192
to a limit
it is a bit shame how much he has
let his reason be corrupted by idealisms now

>>252192
yo cute touhou dude

>>252183
oh shit you made it
pictured here:YUU
>>>/watch?v=PCWfkl0aQU8

>>252196
there's no limit
he just tweets about it all day

Yeah, I hope SK comes off the communism a bit.

idk, it makes him feel happy
he feels like he's finally got a place he belongs and he's more comfortable about who he is and less weighed down by his issues most of the time
he's doing really good right now

>>252207
No
he is avoiding his shit
he is sure doing well in terms of us dealing with his issues
but he is just

fooling himself in the end
he isn't that dumb to actually believe socialism can ever work
he himself knows and has before acknowledged that plain human nature makes it impossible

But he might bash someone's head in one day.
That's not good.

>>252208
Avoidance is a way of coping.
Having a coping mechanism is a lot better than not having any coping mechanism.

>>252209
That's true.

you're just saying that becuase you're a BOUSHIE

shibuya rin did nothing wrong

>>252210
I'd like his coping mechanisms not involve the most dangerous ism in the world

>>252213
She also pleases old men for money.

>>252194
yeah it's great
as expected of an ancient australian technique handed down from father to son over the ages

>>252219
You're mixing up your Rins.

>>252214
Well, it's not your coping mechanism so you don't really get to choose what his coping mechanism is.

>>252219
chigau
it was this one

>>252221
I said that she also pleases old men for money!
Both Rins do.

Well, if he doesn't do anything extreme from it and doesn't get too bothersome it could be worse

Has anyone else noticed how similar the name Rin and Rika is?

did someone say rin?

nice image of ishtar dude

Given her tendency to wear the same outfit across multiple series I don't think you should have much hope for her underwear.

that image came out long before ishtar existed

ishtar has been around for a couple thousand years im pretty sure

i think you knew what i meant
or at least
i don't think you're retarded

>>252234
>

rin at work

>>252226
I'm noticing that you need reading glasses!

>>252220
chocolate folded over 1000 times

>>252241
nice

Hello.

it's phantogram time
>>>/watch?v=MR-Xo7PecP4

ever notice how this is worst girl

>>252221
He is eventually going to snap out ofi t
and how damaging will that be?

>>252246
hi!

does he not post here or something anymore

t. out of the loop

anyone wanna go shitposting

Oh yeah
which moos had/needed glasses
and which didn't?
>>252256
I could
but busy dbzing

>out of the floop

rip floop

went too floopy
went too loopys

R.I.P FLOOP 2016-2017

>>252248
>>>/watch?v=7vi5Pt51Af4

>>252248
funky

>>252263
Just like your sexlife

>>252266
it's still 2017

>>252256
You must be talking about that meme game you play.

I mean it's the current year

>>252267
for you it isn't

>>252246
Hey there lost post

>>252271
fun fact my sex life died like almost a year ago

fun fact my life has been getting increasingly better since almost a year ago
something i only just noticed now

>>252251
That's something neither of us can know.

>>252263
good riddance
he was fucking crazy

>>252276
maybe ur gay

>>252280
i have like 3 gay friends
if i was gay, my sex life would probably be pretty different
especially considering i'm pretty sure two of them want to jump my bones

>>252280
gay people have sex man

riki post the image I can't right now
>>252284
uhh they don't?

>>252278
he might have been crazy but he agreed with me during arguments with other people so therefore he is my friend

nice thank you

i've actually been looking for that image recently

friendly reminder an anime girl is NOT an argument

>>252253
How are you?
>>252273
Lost post?

good return

I can't believe I post with these homophones and misogenists
I mean it's
uhhh what year is it

>>252294
>

>>252294
what about smug kuwabara

>>252295
You were getting lost up there with the sudden influx of posts
I came up there just to make sure you weren't lost

>>252294

>>252295
I'm doing well!
Except I am rolling badly in the game and getting my butt kicked in kancolle.

>tfw 20 (you)s in this thread already

>>252309
make that 21 bby

>>252306
5/5 post

>>252278
I just don't think encouraging him does him any good
rather challenging him or atleast questionign him
should prove to be better for long term results
both for us
this site
and especially
for him

>>252310
ty

@252309
You won't get a single (you) from me

>>252307
i bet you deserve it

>>252309
I have so many I don't bother to count them anymore.
Here is one for you though, you peasant.

tfw had stuff to do today
tfw wanna post

They don't count when directed at the resident board's bike

i get like 2 (You)s a day im so thirsty

>>252321
Wow, you're forfieting your (you)s?
It's rude to refuse my charity.

I don't want an STD.

is that like a memory card or something

>>252320
you work you lose

y'all niggas savage

moe TL on FIRE

tl;note: this series is shit why are you watching it

>>252326
That ship has already sailed, hasn't it?

does moe want to watch the live action death note

>>252341
I already watched it and it was shit
It's fun though

>>252330
what does that make you
gay

>>252305
That was nice of you.
>>252307
What is hard about it?

>>252339
Unfortunately. I should never have taken your word for it that you were clean.

>>252341
That depends
is live action more or less weeb than animated cartoons

>>252341

>>252344
At kancolle you are at the mercy of the random number generator that determines what happens.
Bad things are happening to me. I may have to decrease the difficulty.

>>252347
more weeb
but its better than the anime

I like that picture that's a picture of sign but it's also a spoiler for death note
10/10 spoiled again

Come on McGregor
Fuck him up

>>252349
Why does it have difficulties if it is random?

>>252361
>watching fisticuffs
>watching pay tv

>>252362
The randomness decides if you get hit and stuff.
The enemies are stronger on higher difficulties.

>>252361
Mayweather is going to win, you know it in your heart.

>>252370
Probably
But i want to believe

>>252362
Kancolle is a game where once a stage begins, all the actions are hands-free and based on random choices by the game.
You mitigate these random actions (to a degree) by preparing a suitable set of characters and equipment, since each stage has some non-random elements that you can prepare for.
The difficulty levels basically require having more precise preparations and more-levelled/better equipped characters as the difficulty goes up.

my family is watching the fight
actually there's like 15 people in my house

kancolle is a game where if you play you lose

video games are a game where if you play you lose

I bought this portable record player a long time ago fora laugh but now I realise it's kinda handy

>>252361
mayweather probably gonna win, he's playing the long game and he's better at it

>>252367
>>252379
Is that fun?

>>252396
The fun in Kancolle is in collecting cute girls
Everything else is work.
And often torturous

>>252396
That's a complex question.
It's fun once you've finished.

in the end
it doesn't even matter

I TRIED SO HARD

>>252396
There's something of a thrill of the gamble involved with it.
After all with all your preparations you're still leaving a fair bit up to random luck. That sort of thing can get a bit of a kick out of some people.
It's less fun in the moment and more it produces a sense of satisfaction when things work out and you complete the stage.
And it rewards your struggles (sometimes) with new characters and equipment.

In real life
The undedog doesn't win.

you should have seen this coming
as much of a dumbass mayweather is, he knows hoe / how to fight

>>252414
I put my trust
in
yooouuuuuuu

it's his thing
it's what he does
he fucks

>>252423
Yeah. I did.

50-0 lol

which one is mayweather
is he filipinos are the strongest race guy

>money

>>252398
>>252400
>>252415
I guess there are many kinds of fun.

>it's a moe turns anon into a kuso ttk episode
a shame really

don't worry suggers i'll never boats

>it's a sugoi tries to hold the high ground episode

>>252448
more like
>it's a sugoi episode

>post like sugoi
>people fall for it

>post like a fucking cuck
>people think you're moe's resident cuck

I swear I looked at moe this morning and you were having essentially the neet detective discussion again

>>252400
this doesn't sound complex at all.

>>252453
I didn't fall for it though!

>>252459
Yeah, they were having trouble with the word.
You can't be a NEET detective though.

batman would be a NEET detective if he wasn't a ceo

batman isn't a NEET

no stop

Batman is independently wealthy, that's different.
In most of the stories he's also involved with Wayne Enterprises in some capacity.

He's a detective as a hobby though.

neets are real people
you can't play around with their lives like this

but he would technically be a NEET
retired people are NEET
only blue seems to understand this

Robin is a NEET

batman isn't a hobby detective he's a vigilante

>>252471
no he's being trained by batman

>>252473
That doesn't pay the bills.
He's totally a freeloader with no income

>>252471
Doesn't he have a job at the circus or something?

>>252472
If One Punch Man is a hero for a hobby, how is Batman not a detective for a hobby?

>>252474
you don't have to be bringing home the bacon to not be a NEET

>>252475
wasn't that before his parents died?
Or is that only the timeframe in the movie
>>252479
The boxer

nobody answered >>252432 who is mayweather
>>252463
I can name many times when I have fooled you

batman is def a hobby detective

>>252475
because batman is a vigilante, not a detective
his vigilantism includes detective aspects but detective is not his main thing

My eyebrow has been kind of twitchy all night.
It's a constant minor nuisance.

>>252482
I suppose I'm willing to accept the premise that he is a vigilante and not a detective.

But is he a vigilante for a hobby, in that case?
Or just a crminal?

>>252482
eh, isn't he just both
He's a detective
He's a vigilante
He's not a NEET because he actually has a job on the side.
But if he quit and just let everything run through with the board of directors and decided to just be full on justice, he'd be a neet detective

Vigilante isn't employment though
he'd still be NEET if he wasn't CEO

>>252483
caffeine?

Not likely.
It was being twitchy before I made up a pot of tea, and drinking it hasn't made anything better or worse.

>>252058 (OP)
>Good news
What?

Good news everyone

>>252484
I'd say he's just a criminal.
It's not really his hobby. He does it for revenge, not because he enjoys it.

>>252484
batman is definitely a criminal

>>252494
but does tea really have that much caffiene
how often has this been happening?

are criminals NEET?

>>252475
I think Batman is more of a consulting detective.
Like Holmes.

I don't think you can be a criminal for a hobby.

It seems weird to say someone's hobby is burglary.

>>252501
i guess that depends

>>252503
you absolutely can

>>252503
idk, breaking the law can definitely be a hobby

>>252503
you totally can.
Beating people up can be a hobby
Arson can be a hobby
It's not so much that being a criminal is your hobby but your hobby happens to be a crime.

So that means Batman is a vigilante for a hobby?

Arson isn't really a hobby, it's more of a sexual paraphilia driven by urges.

>>252511
No, Batman doesn't do it for fun or because he enjoys it.
He does it for revenge.

>>252498
Gothams rule of law is so corrupt that it's invalid. Hence batman is not a criminal

>>252512
can't those not coincide?

>>252512
That doesn't tell me a thing about it not being a hobby

>>252500
Enough that there's a fair bit of caffiene in 1.8 litres worth of tea,
Either way I'm confident it's not caffeine that's causing this problem.

but who watches the watchmen

>>252514
yeah fair enough

>>252512
Do you have to do a hobby because you enjoy it?
I feel like being a vigilante does fulfill some of Batman's emotional needs even if it is not really something he does for enjoyment.

>>252519
Yeah, hobbies are by definition, something you do in leisure time for pleasure.

Batman doesn't do it for pleasure.
He does it for revenge.

>>252519
This is a very interesting question considering how I feel about some hobbies

>>252519
what is the point of a hobby if you don't enjoy it

>>252522
idk i wonder why they play kancolle

>>252519
if you don't do something for pleasure but do it anyways that's not a hobby
that's a compulsion

>>252520\
So if someone fishes on wekeends and even though it's a little boring it gives them peace of mind, it's not a hobby?

>>252525
Do they enjoy it?

>>252525
what you described is called enjoyment

>>252527
>>252527
>>252527

>>252496
Is it the Dacia Sandero?

>>252526
It's a little dull but it gives them time to think.

>>252527
But fighting criminals gives Batman peace of mind.

>>252530
Sounds like they're enjoying it.

Batman doesn't want to fight criminals as something he enjoys doing.
He does it because he wants revenge on criminals. It's not for enjoyment.

>>252530
it's a yes or no question please answer accordingly

>>252530
batman fights criminals because he's bitter and emotionally bankrupt

>>252525
fishing alone is pretty lame
fishing with buddies is great
it's just drinking with a friend with extra fish for eating after

>>252531
>He does it because he wants revenge
That is not why he does it unless the writer is bad.
He does it to stop anybody else from losing people they love.
Justice, not vengeance.

>>252532
Can you boil it down like that?
If you boiled it down for Batman, I would say that yes he enjoys saving Gotham on some level.

>>252516
oh hang on I must have read that wrong
I'm on caffiene right now, hence my erratic posting behaviour
I've had this before and so has blue
it might be the same thing

>>252535
That's how he /// why he usually does it.
Most Batman stories are terribly written because Batman is kind of a crappy hero.

>>252536
ok, now we just need to figure out how much enjoyment counts as hobby activity

What about someone who builds cabinets out in the shed for the sense of accomplishment?
That's a hobby right?

Yeah, they're enjoying it.

Batman is emo as shit though
He's not enjoying his life

Yes

What about someone who takes care of puppies at the pound on the weekends even if it's sad?

>>252541
Even people who don't enjoy life have hobbies.

>>>/@maullarmaullar/901171848775319552
me on the outside vs me on the inside

>>252543
is it volunteer work?

What about someone who keeps asking annoying questions on an obscure imageboard?

>>252537
I've had uncontrollable twitching in my facial muscles before.
Not nearly frequently or enduring enough to really be bothered by it, but I'm familiar with the happening.
It's just annoying, like an itching feeling that won't go away even if you scratch it.

>>252543
Sure, but he's not enjoying what he's doing.
He's angsty and emo about it.

>>252546
but that's half my posts

>>252545
Yeah, she's a volunteer.

>>252546
You tell me, is that your hobby?

>>252549
i didn't mean to hit you in the crossfire
you're a saint
a SAINT

how could you do this?
>>252550
I think it's a hobby

I think Batman at least fulfills some of his emotional needs by being a vigilante.
I think it's a hobby.

i don't think it gives him peace of mind of fulfills any of his emotional needs

batman's unwillingness to kill people costs the lives of thousands of gotham's citizens

>>252547
Oh, so it's more like a face muscle thing
mine was that my pupil would move erratically at random times
well not my pupile but the eye itself
gosh
>>252559
hey ton heys life
what are ya playin
hows your head

>>252555
yeah but if he is willing to kill people then he literally kills thousands of citizens by toppling towers and shit like in batman v superman

I

I would like some company.

Is One Punch Man a hero for a hobby by the criteria we're using?
He never enjoys himself because he just wants a good fight and no one is strong enough.
He does it because he's looking for a fight he hasn't found yet.

>>252557
not really he could choose who to kill

>>252560
He says he's a hero by hobby so I figure he sees himself doing for a hobby and that's all that really matters.

>>252561
then why doesn't he?

>>252560
i don't think it's really a hobby even if he says it is

I think Saitama enjoys his hero adventures even though being super strong is frustrating in its own right.

>>252563
because shitty writing, they wanted to make a darker hero but weren't willing to get riskier than superman until the 90's

That's why I said "enjoyment" is delicate.
You can enjoy something but in a hobby there is a lot.
A LOT.
You get angry, there are bad days, some things frustrate you, it's boring sometimes, you consider giving it up.
But it's still a hobby

Because Zack Snyder can only write a plot if he gets to kill swathes of random mooks for no good reason 'cept killing them.

batman probably considers vigilantism his job actually
i mean that's basically his entire life

His hobby is being Bruce Wayne.

>>252569
this

but he doesn't enjoy being bruce wayne

There's a (maybe?) recent DC Comics panel where Wonder Women, Superman, and Batman are all holding Wonder Woman's magic rope thing and saying their real names.
And out of all of them, Batman just says "Batman".

>>252571
that's also true
batman is incapable of enjoyment

>>252572
was batman autism all along?

No he just believes, earnestly, that Bruce Wayne is a costume he wears and that Batman is who he really is.
Bruce died with his parents.

if only I could read

batman vs alien is the best batman comic

also the best AU in all of comics

silver surfer requiem is the best western comic and it's only one chapter

spiderman 3 was the best comedy of it's time

my favourite comic is steel ball run

>>252581
me2

>>252576
sup mayweather

but who was mayweather??

the one that beat his wife

oh wait that was both of them lol

>>252585
are boxers, dare i say it, violent?

>try to download picture
>p.txt downloads
FUCK

>>252587
i think people that fight all the time might like to fight

went to see fight at a bar was fun

>>252587
that's crazy talk

>>252586
your redeeming feature

>>252590
who did you bet?

i didnt but i woulda went with the actual boxer

its sad though

>>252589
>>>/watch?v=ztnKV9mtRRI

>>252595
yeah it's a shame
mayweather is a dumbass, I don't like people like him

I don't follow boxing at all.

>>252598
Me neither.
All I really know is that one is black, the other is Irish, and they both beat their wives.

Hey is Marsh still around?

I only know a llittle bit about boxing
and I know thay mayweather throws his underwear away after wearing it once

That seems weird.
You have to break underwear in a little bit for it to be really good.

>>252601
what why

>>252603
because he can and he likes the way underwear feels when you first wear it for some weird reason i guess

because he thinks he's too good to wear used underwear

Boxers are usually not intelligent men to begin with and end up with all kinds of brain damage as their careers progress.

That's because they usually start sustaining brain damage at a very early age, during development.
The same goes for many football players.
The mainstream numbers for concussions in sports are super underreported according to newer research.

what about rocky
that n@gga got all those movies
didn't seem that dumb

well yes it's not a good idea to have a career based around being punched in the head if you don't want your brain to turn to jelly later in life

just watch hajimmy no ippo like I'll never do

>>252609
I don't think it's a good idea to have a career based around being punched in the head at all.

keep punching boy

you've still got oxygen in your muscles

yamato damashii

>>252611
maybe someone really like gelo

i think paying to watch people fuck each other up in combat is really barbaric tbh

They should at least use swords if we're going to go that route.

hey guess what

>>252617
I don't think we should go that route at all.

Paying someone to slowly kill themselves is really fucked up.

>>>/@PONKOTSUforever/901459300022763520
>>252618
you better fucking not leave me hangin

>>252616
i think it's pretty great honestly
at least people who can only fuck people up can get paid well

Brain injury is a pretty big deal.
Everything we've learned in the past 10 or 15 years indicates that it's easier to get than previously thought, too.

>>252621
They can do other things.
The reason they can only fuck people up is because they start getting their heads bashed in at an early age and stop their brain from developing properly in addition to getting brain damage.

I don't think stuff like that has a place in anything that wants to call itself a civil society.

>>>/@VancityReynolds/901289242336403456
take my hand you ugly girl
mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist

>>252623
i dunno ken norton beat muhammad ali and he was 25 when he started
he had also just gotten out of vietnam but that's a different can of brain problems

>>252620
oh no

what was it

>>252625
Ken Norton played high school football.
He got his brain injuries young and impeded his brain development there.

>>252627
there was nothign

oh shit

no wait
you're bang right

this meme fucks me up sometimes
I feel like I'm retarded when I see it

>>252632
dude thats my favorite meme

it's a damn good meme tbh

>>252632
What meme?
Nice thighs?

>>252635
skindentation

>>252635
yeah it's something like that
>>252636
that's the tag I'm thinking of

>>252636
But that's great!

Is that really a meme?

skindentation
the DNA of the soul

On twitter anything can be a meme
let me find one rn
oh wait I can't it's all fight banter and anime pictures

anime >>252642 →

>>>/@AirSlash/900765377814290432
here
this motherfucker right here

>>252641
must be some in the anime pics

>anime in 2017
wew

>>252648
a mutual is someone that you follow that also follows you

>>252644
what is a mutual

>>252647
oh
that's some myspace type shit wtf

>>252646
Better than watching cuckby

*hugby

Twitter seems like a strange place where people compete to get likes and retweets by saying stupid things.
And you can cheese the system just by following and replying to lots of people.

>>>/@aSciEnthusiast/900786327716810757

>>252650
wrong
>>>/watch?v=YltD9RhOvY8

>>252653
most people just use it to communicate ideas or tell jokes
a lot of people find people they like and then talk to them through direct messages too

>>252655
I naturally read each sign on it's own

>>252652
Nice gams.

>>252659
same

its

the

final
nutshack
fuck

>>252656
Oh that reminds me I've been saving this image for you.
I've been sitting on it for a long time.

I'm slowly becoming a secondary
better get my skies for the slippery slope

putting your own name on your images is a little crass isn't it?
you're like nagi watermarking images

>>252668
what a slut

>>252659
i read it the other way

oh no

does this means im gay?

goodnight

>>252671
check out this pure maiden

>>252676
sayonara bye bye

>>252676
bye bye

>>252670
No, it's an image for you!

>>252676
goodnight
>>252682
no he's a maiden
he fetches water from the well and stuff

>>252677
what a cute boy

I fixed up my old watch
now when I take it off I feel an empty spot where it was
and I compulsively look at it like I have somewhere to go when I really don't

>>252656
>8:50
How do the rules work here?
Why wasn't he allowed to keep on running?

>>252684
there was an early tackle off the ball which the black team were penalised for
the guy tackled without the ball wouldn't have caught it anyway though imo, but hey

gonna see a man about a dog
see you ater moe

byebye

bye bye

(one) last post
marsh if you're out there
did you ever watch d-fag
you watched those other two shoes
iirc

>d-fag

fuck you thot d-frag is great

>>252706
I'm not gay!
chigau

>>252707
He typed "d-fag" though.

oh shit I'm fuckin dead

>>252712
oh sorrry i take it back you're not a thot

I'll never recover now

you're done kiddo

its fuckin ogre

My nose gets really cold when the air gets cold.

>>252714
thank you for rescending that declaration
I've only been called a thot a few times but I Think I don't like it!

>>252719
wow who else is calling you a thot

are you reconsidering liking it?

What is a thot?

that hoe over there
don't go down the twitter rabbithole anon
be smart

How could someone be a that hoe over there?
It makes no sense gramatically

>>252720
Several people have tried it!
The normie poster has tried calling me a thot several times.

I guess it means you're a nobody
only good as a hoe
or just that hoe over there
I dunno man

>>252726
is it only on the internet?
have you been described as a thot while you were at the club?

>>252728
Only on the internet.
I think people in real life have enough sense not to say that to me.

ima gamblinggacha addicted loser nya

for now

>>252731
You can't talk to me like that and get away with it.

>>252729
that makes sense, it's pretty dangerous to call someone a thot to their face.
usually you do it behind their back.

>>252733
t.hot

>>252735
yes, hot
not thot

>>252734
I'm sure people don't say bad things about me behind my back.

>>252726
where did norm go
does he visit ever
or was suggers the normie all along

>>252737
Normie pops by the complain every time a girl spurns him or whatever.
Sugoi isn't even enough of a shitposter to be a normie.

is normie chihaya
they are aren't they

norman

>>252741
terrible
you know I never become a normie
scouts honour

>>252743
No, normie is a total normie.
He probably doesn't even know what melty blood is.

>>252746
I'll take your word for it.
I'll shoot you and put you out of your misery if you become one.

hmm....

>>252750
chihaya was a sperg wasn't he?

Normie complains about things like how he feels his penis may not be large enough or how he's a manlet.
It's hard to imagine chihaya having such normie concerns.

all he needs is three inches
somewhere

sounds like a delightful addition to /moe/'s roster

I am unreasonably tired and I have to make Health Fair cards.
I hate these little things that they try to make cute at the last minute for no reason.

>>252741
>>252751
>chihaya is sperg
>sugo is a sperg
pottery

poetry

>>252755
He's kinda funny to gawk at.

>>252758
thanks

tfw moe is too pleb to enjoy your spoken word poetry

oh fuck me
>>252766
wow rude
I had chocolate melted in my good jeans
>>252767
how did you know
;_;

ew no gross

you're not even 6'5

wait how tall is that
for a country on the metric system
we still talk feet and shit
I don't understand
>>252778
tfw

just google it I am too busy trying to make these stupid cards

phone been on 1% for an hour

man I made good meatballs

lol
I'd have gone to bed
but I have
one final
glass of brandy to kill

what to do

I literally mean
a glass of brandy

>>252776
show me the cards
and I'll show you mine

>>252778
It's surpassing its limits.
Going beyond.
PLUS ULTRA.

>>252749
do yuu play melty?

So why does
liquid call solid snake?
shouldn't he go
SOLIIIID
when he shouts at him?
he doesn't acknowledge him to be the heir of the Big Boss afterall
so why would he call solid "snake"?

>>252790
I don't.
Don't mention melty blood around sugoi.

it's fine he only lives in the same country
it's not like i can KILL HIM

this fucking
1,5 dl of booze
taunting me

drink it or not?
I don't even feel like drinking anything anymore

>the virgin normie
>the chad frogposter

>the virgin frogposter

what if it is a chad virgin poster?

>>252792
why?

>>252793
My uncle is an allblack don't fuck with me I got connections my cousin is part of the mongrel mob

>>252808
Because he hated a poster who always asked to play melty blood.
He will also assume anyone who he sees talking about melty blood is that poster.

>>252810
I guess there'll be no melty blood then

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED

IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOWN

>find xavier renegade angel and enjoy it
>fast forward to now and reddit likes it now
not sure if I should be happy

i thought that show was retarded even when i was high

>>252818
that depends on whether or not you judge yourself based on the likes of some internet subculture

it is finished
i am finished
fuck Flash
Slepe

Justice never slepe

>>252822
just gotta see garbage like this now
>>252823
don't slepe on me koi

have a good slepe

>>252825
There is no justice
it's just me

>>252826
i'd chalk having to see retarded memes of shows you like as a loss

its retarded anyway I'll be fine

I'm not really sure it gets the meme right either.

Chad needs to be completely ridiculous, and virgin needs to do reasonable stuff.
The original virgin meme was all about making people feel bad for acting like rational people.

>>252835 →
>>252835 →
>>252835 →
You are

Making a new thread at 500 posts while I am in the middle of typing a post out?

don't do this again tn

>>252838
he does it on tano too

and those threads max out around 1000
not like 700 here

It kind of annoys me that he did it while I was mid post
like why even finish my post at that point?

Unfortunately the only way to get TN to comply with any requests is to so persistently frustrate him over a long period of time that he can't stand it anymore.

yeah
maybe I should get wulf to ban him

i don't think its a big deal

not that wulf would ever
listen
>>252851
yeah it's not really
just irritating at times

You know what is a big deal?
My fingers are fucking freezing again.

hello?

>>252854
what happened to them
is it just cold there?

>>252851
It's not a big deal, but I am expressing that I don't like it.
That way he'll know when things happen.

My extremities get cold really easily.
Well more than extremities anything that's really further away from the core of my body than my torso and upper legs.
The only reason my arms are warm is probably because I'm wearing two layers
Even with thicker than usual socks and slippers my toes are still getting cold too.

>>252854
I'll warm them up
just you ait

>>252862
that way he'll know when what happens

>>252863
well extremities are probably more affected by it following the same principle
do you think it might be poor circulation?

wait I just realised Iwas cold ooo
too

>>252867
Me being bitchy and causing him problems, of course.

>>252867
Yeah.
I've got no actual medical backing behind it but I don't think I've got very good circulation.

>>252863
>>252865
>>252867
The imaginations from the other side are warm
welcoming
and come with the fact of being warmed by the energy of the occult
which is
quite
infinite

oh fuck he id it n tano too
day of the rake WHEN

almost the exact same thread
you MOTHERFUCKER

I guess I have become anon
destroyer of threads
>>252835 →
>>252835 →
>>252835 →

don't post here
this is just a test
just a test
just a test

hmmmm

no what are you doing