Thread #143956

>>143960
Me on the left

>>143961
FUCK
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

Fuck, my ear hurts.

>>143962
You'll just have to be on the right

>>143965
I'll be in the back.

Did any of you see Denpa Onna to Seishuun Otoko?

i watched a minute or two I think

>>143970
Do you not use the three episode rule?

No but I know a guy who did see it

My philosophy with anime at this point is "If the show doesn't get you interested by the first midcard, there are plenty other things you can use the time for and enjoy more"
I could just play a video game instead with the time
Or watch another anime

There's been a few times where an anime dragged its feet for the first few episodes but the later payoff made it worth it
Imo

Yeah, but those usually float to the top so I can pick them up later
I'm really picky with my anime nowadays

I just ignore anything that fits certain criteria

>>143975
Have you seen Pugyuru?
It's very funny.

Not seen or heard of it, really

>>143975
what's the criteria?

Well lemme just pull up the anime list here

For example, if it reminds me too much of this, I ditch it without looking closer
I can tell from the image alone I won't actually enjoy this, and the text isn't helping

>>143980
I usually tune out when I hear the words "light novel"

Tag it with "harem" and it flies out of the window instantly

>>143981
also 90% this

This is likely a shirobako with a bit toned down drama, likely done to a lower quality than shirobako
So scrapped, because I don't really feel like watching a watered down shirobako

Well I mean P.A Works did make Shirobako
And Shirobako was amazing

>>143984
the ep1 seemed boring

This one I actually did try because I wanted to see if it could be worth it after seeing art of one of the characters
But if not for that art, automatic trashcan anime
It's a x amount of archetypes do nothing and are about as deep as my toilet bowl show

and of course, anything that's clearly just there to sell toys, like beyblade or whatever goes

and mecha is 95% automatically crap

Mecha can be accepted, but the art has to at least look OK
I don't care about the artstyle too much, but if it looks generic it's probably shit


It's a fucking minefield getting to me for anime, but that means I only end up watching shows I like, and I spend time I would use watching worse anime on video games
Or panicking about something, but that's just what I do

Mecha can either hold a large amount of artistic freedom or none
Sometimes the men in suits will say "yeah do whatever just so long as there's a mecha on screen every few episodes"
Sometimes they'll meddle a lot though and put on weird restrictions.
Like when Tomino made Victory Gundam they had to do this weird media res thing because the suits demanded the Victory Gundam was on screen in the first episode

>>143989
ree

Magical Girl stuff, too, I basically ignore out of hand

Also watching stuff as it airs is just hell

I gave this an episode and it wasn't interesting whatsoever
The whole episode i was uninterested and waiting for something to happen that would make it interesting
But they left me at a cliffhanger for next episode, promising it will deliver, so I dropped it

>>143993
>there are people who restrict themselves solely to currently airing anime
Must be hell

And this is a show I just don't think I'll like for no particular reason
I'm like 95% sure Rika likes it though

I dunno if she's ever mentioned it, but I'm pretty sure she likes this show

>>143969
I don't know if I ever finished that...

Basically, anything that looks like K-On or Lucky Star, looks generic, or looks too much like whatever >>143996 this is
I already watched K-On, and every attempt of cloning it has been unenjoyable
I watched Lucky Star, a copy will never be good

What about Hidamari Sketch?

>>144000
Hidamari Sketch is super old though, and I make exceptions for it

Basically point here is, that trying to be one of the "classic" moe animes, without adding anything new to the table is just waste of time.
You can watch it, or you can rewatch something you know you like

>>144001
>2007
Wow I thought that was way more recent.

I get why people like them
I just get bored because I've already seen Hinako Note and whatever next season's Hinako Note is
I've already seen the show before, it was just visually different

Writing a good sol show must be hard
You've gotta make basc human interactions and conversations cute and interesting

I think in terms of moesol last good one was gochiusa
or kinirio

Well gabdrop was good, but that is more of a gag animu than just moesol

If, at a glance, the show doesn't seem to have more to offer than the characters and their personalities, you can safely ditch it
You already saw it before
It's the same show each season
Hinako Note and GuchiUsa is practically the same as far as I know

There's a few girls with some slight abnormalities in their personalities, and they do a day to day routine, and there are things that happen around that, but nothing ever gets more serious than that time the Moogs stole Mio's strawberry

That one girl in Bunnycafe is some sort of operator, the MC in hinako note is some autist savant who likes birds, one eats books
You can swap them around and I doubt the audience would realize

Pretty much

And you can then watch it later when you are bored ifyou want to see somehting cute
but no point prioritising it when there is something better and fresh available

I mean obviously they'd notice if you did it mid show
But if you swapped characters around before airing it, would anyone notice?
Would anyone go "hey, this character seems a bit out of place, don't they?" when they see the blue haired girl eating a book in the bunny cafe?
If the bunny and the girl it rides around on were in hinako note, would they at all be out of place?

>>143996
I do like that show, yes. I like much of what is airing this season.

I can't remember the last seasonal anime I watched to completion

>>144012
see?

I believe we all have an instinct after watching this much anime
We can detect the shows we'll like without having to put too much effort into it

I don't read the synopsis on the chart if I'm not already interested
Because the system barely ever fails, dude

http://anichart.net/Summer-2017
What are YOU going to be watching this summer?

I'm excited for the new Cardcaptor Sakura animation
I'll try Knights and Magic because I'll try literally anything with mecha

>>144014
yeah I picked at glance warau, zouroku and tanukis as shows i will watch at some point
only one that I am still watching as it airs is zouroku though
warau didn't seem like something I wanna watch once per week

18if I'll watch
Isekai shoukudo or whatever I'll give an episode probably
Jigoku Shoujo I won't respect anyone who skips over
I'll give Keppeki an episode
Made in Abyss looks interesting
Shoukokou altair thingie is getting an episode
reflection gets an episode, but is likely bad

And that's that season

Only really excited by 18if and abyss, though

Everything not on this list I'm not even giving a second look

I should read the synopsis for these shows, probably, but I'll do that tomorrow

new game, reflection, isekai shokudou, vatican, made in abyss, centaur
those seem watchworthy or interesting
but I doubt I will follow anything as it airs

You can tell a lot about a show by the promo art
People seem to think "oh you can't judge a show by the promo art", but they're incorrect
These things are made by people whose only job is to make these things and make them convey the show's spirit

So once you've seen a fair amount of them, you know what all the things mean

>>144019
Yeah that is like saying "you can't judge a movie by the trailer"

The trailer can be more difficult, but usually that's also possible to infer a lot from

All promotional material exists to ensnare people to watch it
or atleast the target audience
if the promotional material doesn't tug at you, you most likely aren't target audience

The War Machine trailer had me fooled
But I think that might have been deliberate

wzzat

Netflix movie

It's important for peace of mind to realize that most of the media out there is actually pretty terrible
It's also important to realize that you can enjoy terrible things

Horror moviesssss!

>>144026
There's nothing better than watching shitty 90s horror ovas while drunk

And some things are only good because of the time they came out
Some things were fantastic when they came out and terrible now because they were a reflection of the time
In 50 years, a super hero parody movie like Deadpool won't make any sense
And it wouldn't 50 years ago either
Only now does such a movie make any sense

I think Deadpool works as both a parody and its own movie

>>144028
No, watching just general horror
horror is best omedy

>>144030
Deadpool's entire character only makes any sense when contrasted with other classical super heroes
Without them, he's just a powerful wacky dude
With the contrast, he is more

>>144032
People will still know what super heroes are. The comedy still works even if you're not a super hero fan

>>144031
This actually

Get Out isn't even comical, it's just uncomfortable
Blue and imats says it's a horror but I don't think it's horror, I think it's something else

>>144034
Psychological horror?

It's less of a horror and more of a creeper
It's just got this air of uncomfortability

Maybe a thriller?

I dont

Looks like there's lots of good stuff next season.

This is a Rika top5 anime

>>144040
To be frank those are some good uniforms

They're good uniforms, but not very unique
Nothing about them stands out particularly, not that it's necessarily a bad thing

It's the combination of the black thigh high socks and red uniform

>>144040
AOTS next season is going to be new game 2.

>>144044
Well yeah I figured, you guys seemed to like S1
It doesn't seem like a bad show, really, I'm just uninterested in it

But it got late all of a sudden, and now I gotta go to bed or I'll die tomorrow

>>144045
it is more than your usual "sol of the season"

I like this new trend of workplace sol

Finally breaking out of the shackles of high school

I'm praying for university sol to be the next big thing

>>144050
That would be a lot more fun.

>>>/watch?v=VAO7DftIs5Q
Little Witch Academia bijio geimu

>>144051
I mean a lot of HS sol doesn't really make sense because you never see them go to class or study or anything
In university there's more room for the characters just fucking about and living without their parents

>>144052
The art style looks like it adapts pretty well.

>>144053
This is very true.
I spent more time outside of class than in class, and didn't study, but you could do a whole arc where people need to study for a test and keep getting invited to party.

>>144053
I never studied or anything in high school.
Just because a show is showing slices of life from a high school student's perspective, doesn't mean it is obligated to show scenes from the actual high school.

>>144055
Most nips do. I'm not saying it's obligated to show that stuff, I'm just saying that setting it in a university gives a bit more freedom.

>>144054
We could do a whole episode on not going to lectures and lying about how much you study whenever your parents ring up

>>144055
Studying is a lame slice of life.

>>144054
Do you read Grand Blue?
It's a manga about a bunch of university students and I feel there are chapters you might appreciate very much, considering this post.

All dem alcoholic characters you could throw in an universe setting

And the ones that consume so much alcohol it should technically be considered a problem.

Throw in a quick "exchange moment in finland" and you have sooo much fu nyou could have.

We could have two characters, one that's always sober and one that's always drunk, and then in the last episode the twist is that they're actually the same person

>>144058
I'll start.
Might be nice to have something to do on break at work.

>>144062
You'd have to have people presuming they are siblings
and a quite good voice actor to pull it

>>144063
It's a real blast.
Good comedy.

Did anyone else watch Blue Blazes?
That was a good show.

>>144066
i like the part where taokaka dies to iron tager

It was fun.

>>144059
like in 2hu? drinking is a requirement
>>>/watch?v=V7rW4wGGq3E#t=47s

>>144068
amen

And now I'm back from dinner with a good meal in a stomach and I'm going to relax.
What a nice Saturday (Sunday) night.

>>144071
evening
>>>/watch?v=GnJKZYyZ2aw

My dog didn't start barking to let me know you needed to go out, or that it was time for dinner. I hope there's not something wrong with her.

>>144066
Did you know its based on a true story?

>>144072
Oh, that's a video of my wife.

>>144075
yeah it is

>>144074
Yeah I read that the original manga was based on the own mangakas experience in university
pretty neato that he went to school with anno and gave him his signature

So how are we all tonight?

I'm mad because it's gonna cost 280$ to get my ps4 fixed even though it shouldn't be broken and we're past the warranty

>>144079
What happened to it?

>>144078
Somewhere between hungry and sleepy.

Irritated because my best friend doesnt want to hang out because he is tired, even though he probably slept over 6 hours in naps today already.

>>144080
The controllers don't work properly. It's not the individual controllers either, we've tried controllers from a friends place.
They don't connect 90% of the time and when they do they don't respond.
We've tried resetting the controllers too.

>>144083
>interference
How does that work? Yeah we've got direct line of sight to the console, and we've tried connecting with a microusb cable.
>a lot of other bluetooth or wireless devices in the house?
Like phones or wifi? Yeah. Maybe I should try turning everything but the PS4 off

>>144083
to be fair, I dunno if we're using the Sony micro usb cables.
Like it might be from my phone charger.

>>144085
I'll try buying a dataline cable before spending a few hundereds.

>>144082
Might be interference from something in the house.
Direct line of sight to the console?
A lot of other Bluetooth or wireless devices in the house?

>even USB isn't working
That's...
Curious.

>>144078
Im good I'm just enjoying my evening off waiting for pan to get off work

>>144082
As long as the cable you use has data lines, which some don't as I've learned, they should just work...
If you can use the cable to connect your phone and transfer data, then I'd send the PS4 in.

You should

Help
I need assistance
with whatever you think might help

>>144087
A nap should dom

I'd be mad if my PS4 was broken too.

I'd be mad if my DS4 were broken.
But to hell with owning a PS4.

>>144091
Soon^TM
It boots in RPCS3.

I just wanted to play Persona 5

>>144090
I don't have anything that could emulate the POWER OF THE CELL

>>144092
What, you post from a toaster?

>>144093
I'm actually posting from a DSI netbrowser as we speak
no I'm not

>>144088
I just took a nap and that's just made things almost certainly worse because now I wont be able to sleep at a reasonable time tonight and I really needed to sleep at a reasonable time tonight because I haven't been getting a lot of sleep this past week and I've got a couple tough days coming up tomorrow and the next day :(((((((((((

>>144095
what's so tough about them?

>>144095
Still, sleep more.

>>144094
I'm not sure if I'd be impressed or terrified.

>>144096
I have to WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKK

>>144098
Wow that's fucking awful Anon. No one should have to endure that.

>>144097
I used to browse hentai on my brothers dsi when I was a teenager.
I'd have to sneak into his room at night, take it without waking him up, then sneak it back in later.

>>144099
what the fuck dude

>>144099
That's really funny.

>>144099
you're still a teenager tho

>>144102
No I'm not I'm 20

>>144101
those were dark times

Well then

>>144103
oh congratulations on making the soul crushing ascent to adulthood

>>144105
>congratulations
Don't you mean "condolences"?
I'm really not looking forward to turning 21.
How old are you Anno?

>>144106
23

>>144107
Is it as shit as it sounds?

>>144108
Not them, but can confirm.
It's shit.

>>144109
wow how can I prevent this

Just stay 17 forever.

>>144111
how do you do it?

Youth is in the heart.

Reminder that the Devil is a liar.

>>144114
That's not what he told me

>>144112
sell your soul the satan
to*

>>144116
what's he offering in return?

I'm gonna give myself a pat on the back for not making a cruel joke

>>144118
Now I wanna hear the joke

>>144118
Good jobbu

>>144120
No I wanna know what it was now

>>144121
Are you in college?

>>144122
yeah

>>144123
What's your major?

It must be something embarassing given your lack of response.

>>144108
There's ups and downs like in all walks of life but more importantly is about what you do with your time and what you want to do
don't catch yourself slacking off now instead of building towards the future you desire

>>144125
Croasted

>>144128
Moon, you make clothes for your anime figures right?

>>144124
Economics

>>144125
No I was leaving the house

>>144129
I want photos that sounds cool

>>144131
Quantatative statistics. Derivatives and lagrangian multipliers and shit.

>>144130
Oh cool, what's the most advanced math class you've taken so far?

>>144130
Noice, I assume you already took calc 1-3?

Rei what do you do again?

>>144132
I've done a lot oc calc stuff but I dunno if I've done your equivalent

>>144133
I NEET it up at home. I'm probably going back to college soon, maybe.

>>144134
Are you living the dream?

I do have an internship (entirely unrelated to my major) coming up soon though.
>>144135
Not really, I'm miserable pretty often but thats udually cause of my depression.

>>144136
I don't know if I could handle the nagging to get a job

>>144137
I'm not currentky getting tthat since I scored the internship, also for the most part it is my patents' fault that I ak no longer in school. It's complicated thoygh, but at the very least they forced me to take time off after a stressful semester (it was also my best semester GPA wise).
>>144140
They forced me to take time off and then wouldnt let me go back. The rest is complicated though.

>>144138
Nice one son

>>144138
how's it their fault?

>>144138
>wouldn't let me go back
That does sound complicated

Do you mean didn't pay for you to go back?

>>144142
Sort of, it wasn't "we wont ever pay for you to go back" but "we wont pay for you to go back right now" and then sometimes "we would pay for you ti go back but dont have the money right now" and has cycled between them.
>>144144
Because they forced me to take time off in the first place when I had almost all A's.

How's that their fault then

>>144143
Stopped paying isn't forcing

>>144145
Fine then they "coerced" me into taking time off.

I am not snd and was not at a place in my life where I coukd succeed on my own in college without my parents' financial support.

Okay Powell

>>144149
What?

>>144150
he's talking shit

it made me laugh though

>>144151
I knew that, I just don't get the reference.

My otouto had to take some time off too. His grades were atrocious his first year.

>>144154
I'm still irritated about it because my grades were good when they had me take time off. I had been doing bad previously but I really turned stuff around that semester.

Also now all my friend's have graduated, even the ones who took more than four years.

I really just wanna stay home

>>144157
I know that feel.

This is interesting.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform_Monday_Holiday_Act

wanna just give up and throw my life away

>>144161
Probably not a good idea
.

>>144161
Same

>>144129
yes i do why

it would be more accurate to say i have figures to model the clothes i make though

i dunno how to tackle this kind of thing
dont wanna
stuck

>>144166
What figures do you have?

they're dolls
pureneemo things mostly

>>144171
Oh wow, that's cool. You have any of specific anime or vidya characters or like generic ones?

a kuroneko
my // the rest are brand originals

>>144173
Kuroneko is probably my favorite character from Oreimo either her or Saori. Not that I watched or read very much if the series.

Saori a BEST

okay, i'm glad this was informative
or whatever

dunno what to really do

>>144177
same
i'm kind of at a loss
just, pet my cat and try to not think about things and take something to fall asleep
that's all i can do

i can't keep telling myself there's some sort of future ahead of me that's worth hanging on for
I don't believe it anymore

i feel that way too but it's easier just to ride it out
i haven't hit a dead end yet and i've hit some pretty low points

there's nothing to ride out
there's nothing on the other end
there's where I am now, and that's it

I don't think I'll ever get my shit together
and since I know that already I feel like giving up on everything, especially this whole work thing
because the only purpose of being there is getting my shit together, and if I never will, why am I going

giving up really is kind of a chore
iti's easier just to do the motions

it's fucking meaningless

I'm not entirely sure I can give up
In a way, giving up requires I ever tried, and I'm not comfortable saying I ever tried

>>144181
that's what it's like to be at a dead end job yeah

>>144184
the way you talk about it i can tell you haven't because you make it sound like it's the easy way out
and it isn't
it's more work than anything else you've ever done and it's a big giant chore and i've been procrastinating on it for so long that i forgot about it

>>144182
That was what I fid a lot when my depression was neat its worst.

all i'd have to do is stop wasting all my free time and id be fine
but i never do that
I can say I will, but I won't actually
cause im a fucking failure, with a failure mindset

>>144188
How long have you been at this job?

>>144188
you have too much noise in your brain and you're distracted by it
as your local shaman i advise you to either ask your doctor for some xanax or buy some online

>>144188
you're only a failure because of that mindset though

i have the mindset because I'm a failure
it's a circle

>>144192
fuck if only catch-22 was never written

>>144193
That reminds me, I still need to finish that.

>>144193
he didn't coin the term when he wrote that book you fat fuck

>>144195
Who actually coined it?

i don't know dude

I got here on my own, and then I probably gave up, and now I'm here pretending I never gave up and refusing to accept reality
And I'm always feeling like I'm under some ofrm of pressure
>>144201
I did
I'm getting a psych appointment
I didn't ask him for anything, he wouldn't be the one to prescribe them anyway

nap? y/n

>>144199
yeah dude take one for me too if you can

>>144198
did you talk to your doctor about anxiety the other day
did you ask him for benzos

I'd probably be best off getting back on ritalin, getting a high dose, dealing with the paranoia I get, and just letting that person deal with my life for me while I lose control

>>144202
man, i know where you're coming from with that because i felt that way at one point
but you really need to take a step back from the anxiety before you can even see the way it's affecting you
i wasn't able to do this until the last few years
>>144205
stims are fine, but they also increase anxiety and it's not stable for someone who already has anxiety like you and me
it's fine to take them, but i would strongly suggest a short-acting benzo like lorazepam to handle the thing you need to handle

i know you're just like "it wouldn't help anyway it can't be helped"
but it's one of those things that you can't see the way it's affecting you until you step away from it
>>144206
CNS depressants can also do this and increase focus and motivation
it's not intuitive because of how we perceive depressants, but they're extremely helpful and i don't think a brain under anxiety is healthy

jan are u animegg

ritalin me is a much better person than me anyway
i'm holding me back by not just leaving it up to me on ritalin

I know it's not gonna make me stable
but it'd at least let me stop having to deal with anything
i just make better choices

I'll ask the psych about benzos ijf I can manage it
but now I gotta go to work

I dunno what to do with all of this
at least as a zombie i didn't have to worry so much

if you've got some cash, stop by a pharmacy on the way back and pick up some valerian root
if you take two 300mg capsules of valerian and find it helpful, then anxiety meds would be a good option for you
a stimulated brain isn't necessarily an active brain, just a busy one
emotional maintenance is important and having a safe space to perform that is something i don't think you realize is crucial until you have it

It would be best if you could get on something to help you start moving forward.

I'm going to bed, I might be back later if I can't sleep.
Oyasumi /moe/

>>144209
this is coming out of nowhere, but do you remember that time your guys' diplomacy game got frozen for investigation of cheating for like two weeks
how much distress did that cause yall

>>144211
I didn't care too much.
Why, were you the cause of that?

>>144212
yeah
i figured now's as good a time as any to confess my sins
i played innocent about it too, it was really nasty of me
i was a little angry with you and really angry with sugoi for being a jerk and i wanted to toss a wrench into things
i know sugoi was really flustered by it

i think about that sometimes and feel bad for lying about it
not as bad for doing it though, you guys probably deserved it

>>144210
night

>>144213
Well, I think that's pretty amusing!

four years later maybe
it was pretty mean back then
>>144217
it's a term of endearment when i say it

>>144195
bitch you know I'm a skeleton how dare
>>144204
Yeah I'm just watching YouTube vids with imouto

Success has been had.

Of course I can't fall asleep that easily.
Also that thing about cheating reminds me of the time I rigged the poll for picking new cards for /cards/.

>>144216
I would have been amused to learn that it was you back then, too.
Gamma and Sugoi may not have.

>>144220
gamma definitely deserved it
i felt a little bad for sugoi but he was still being a jerk

i honestly didn't think it would last that long though i had no idea how anal the mods on that site would be to spend two weeks investigating haha

Hrrm, I:m feeling really something right now, but I'm not sure what.

>>144224
that's why we go to sleep and let our sleep brains handle all the shit we don't want to
go take an antihistamine or something and just go to sleep dude

>>144225
It's not a bad feeling, its just a sort of restlessness maybe.

>>144221
Did you link them to /gar/, or just tell them that we were working together?

>>144227
let me see if i still have the email i sent them

>>144208
My head is a bothered wasp nest when normal
Ritalin doesn't make it more active, at least not just
It lets me not pay attention to things I don't wanna

>>144229
focus is a fickle thing
stimulants do achieve improved focus, but it's kind of different than the way cns depressants do

i would use the analogy of a leaky pipe. say you need waterflow to a certain area, but it's leaking and you're not getting enough water where you need it
you can turn up the pressure, pumping more water through so it gets to where it needs to go, but the increased pressure also makes the leaky spots leak even more
but when it's lower pressure, it doesn't stress the pipes so much and it flows without leaking everywhere

that's kind of the gist i get from my experiences with all varieties of stims and depressants

>>144227
i didn't find it, but i did find another email from an earlier diplomacy game i think you'll find interesting
i'll forward it to you

I'm worried your suggestions will change parts of me

>>144231
I was worried about the same thing.
My father offered me some of his clonazepam to hold over for now.
And the only thing it did was make me calmer...

Ritalin is still recognizably me, just amped up

>>144232
Well yeah, isn't that a sedative anyway

>>144234
Yes, but point is that I wasn't freaking the fuck out anymore.

>>144227
>>144230
actually i can do this instead

regarding that other game, i told them i was a player in the game and felt like people were cheating, so i google searched the link to the game and found a message board where people were metagaming and i linked them to the gar thread, i think
i can't find the email though
it was pretty scheming of me, not my proudest moment

>>144230
i'd much rather have 120% flow with 100% of the water reaching the destination and 20% spraying fucking everywhere than 80% with 20% lost to leaks!

>>144237
none of it's lost to leaks under low pressure
it's one of those fiber hoses that gets stressed under high pressure but fine under normal pressure

I'm not a leaky pipe as much as I'm a lack of pressure to begin with

>>144239
Really? I'd say you're an overabundance of pressure with no outlet so all of it is leaks
clear the noise out of your head and you can really direct the flow a lot better

>>144238
there's somewhere in this analogy that you've lost me
15mg adderall ir twice daily works for me though

>>144240
Well I am but now you're mixing analogies
I am constantly under pressure, but that's not me having any form of focus
I'm just a fucking train wreck with a negative self motivation score

>>144236
>Maria Osawa
Getting those photos out was hard work man

>>144243
sugoi really liked that character from canaan, that was the thing there

>>144236
Oh, I see.
That's pretty amusing.
I didn't care as much about diplomacy as the others.

Having my head actually work would be nice again, too

i got totally wrecked when I tried to play diplomacy with /moe/.
gamma and sugoi bullied the shit out of me.
i got double penetrated from the south and the north!

Gamma and Sugoi teamed up and killed everyone in every single game.

it feels pretty good to confess sins too
>>144246
trust me. i know i'm a fucking lunatic, but that doesn't mean i don't know what i'm talking about when it comes to anxiety and the brain
i know that i can't know what you're feeling specifically, but that's not the point
what i can notice is something that can be remedied
there might be other things there, but clearing out the problem i see you having will give you the thoughtspace to organize yourself mentally
i'm not saying everyone should be on benzos, but i think you have a significant anxiety problem that reminds me of mine, and i think you can benefit from it

they both spawned right next to me and deleted me like immediately.
the majority of the game wasn't even including three of the five players we started with.
It was just sugoi slowly losing to gamma!

I dunno if anything will really help me anyway without rebooting my whole system

Last time I was able to stay focused on anything I spent hours making images about the human eye's color vision

of course you don't know because you haven't done it
that's why i'm asking you to trust me on this one

>>144251
how do you reboot your whole system i haven't rebooted myself in my whole life

I'm probably rotten to the core

I saw a car with a vanity plate that said "SHOTS" on Saturday.

>>144255
Now we need one that says "FIRED" to park next to it.

I saw one that said YAOI once.
I had a picture of it too...

>>144256
All my pictures of vwnity plates that i took are on my old phone, which is kill because the microusb port doesnt work.

>>144248
man, so much drama i hung onto, thinking it would eventually mean something
and here i am, not even remembering that it existed and nothing ever happened of it
time is weird

Drama is fleeting.

I wish they'd hurry up and give me an appointment already

>>144213
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>144261
yeah
dick move
sorry bud i was a cunt back then

>>144261
Wow I didn't even tell you and somehow you knew!

>>144262
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
it's okay though that was like
1
2
3
4 5 years ago

I need to find a better cooling pillow.

>>144263
My inner REEE was tingling

>>144265
get a hot water bottle but it's cold

>>144264
yeah april 2012
you did kind of deserve it though
but i feel pretty bad about being nasty and lying about it
i was a shitty person i dunno what to say

>>144267
Not big enough to be a good pillow, aldo there is a store kind of near me that sells authentic japanese ones just like in your animes. They were on clearance too.

diplomacy was a shit game for shitters anyways

>>144270
spoken like a true cumguzzler

Diplomacy doesn't seem like too much fun when everyone has the same goal: the removal of the other players

>>144272
it's only fun for people who are into rp'ing really i think
the game itself is pretty boring
>>144274
did you see the image from the game i was in when it got closed for cheating
on that other site
this image >>144236

>>144268
Don't worry about it it was so long ago, and a bad year for you i ngeneral.
>>144270
Not when all I do is win, win, win and never stop

the only fun i had playing that game was swearing undying fealty to a rika (male) and then getting backstabbed

wait did i say fun
the backstabbed part wasn't fun

also i thought rika was a dude back then

in fact rika being a fat neckbeard was a common joke as i remember it

>>144274
all you did was get good at a game that literally only requires you to be more autistic than the other players and fun fact you fucking won

rika would make a pretty cute dude
i'd hit it

>>144236
lol
>>144279
It requires you to be the most manipulative
>>144280
a 10/10 lumberjack for sure

>>144281
naw i don't really go for the bear type
not for me
he'd probably get picked on by the other lumberjacks for being kind of scrawny and worn out easily, i imagine

>>144266
Is it not hilarious that he did that?

this image now more than ever

>>144283
NO
it caused like a 2month delay

I still won in the end so it's OKAY
but still

Only to be expected that I won

Hrrm, maybe I should try falling asleep again
.

>>144284
Why are you slightly uncomfortable?

>>144285
It's hilarious!
and you know what the funny part is
The part where moon emailed the admins to get the game shut down is still only the second greatest betrayal associated with that game.

>>144284
she looks like she maybe had too much fiber

i really hoped it would get shut down for good
i hated that game with a passion it was causing drama for me and i wasn't even in it
dumb game

>Look Rika, I know I betrayed you earlier in this game, but I swear I never will again. YOu can trust me
She actually fell for it, the absolute madwoman!

>>144286
night

actually isn't sugoi being a slut closely tied to his backstabbery

You're only a slut if you get stabbed tbh

>>144292
no the backstabbery is just his roleplaying persona for fun
the slut thing is his real private life
those are different things

I do like the moustache swirling backstabbing villain persona

I'm cackling just thinking about it

>>144292
Yes it's directly associated with sugoi's being a slut.
Sugoi would have the nastiest sluttiest sex you could ever imagine just to say that he was the one that won.

>>144295
How high is this girls iq again?

>>144297
1300
>>144296
At the end of the day the victor gets to write the history
>>144299
I do that and giggle when I trick people with my schemes
It can't be helped

>>144295
i didn't take you for a cackler

i dont really laugh out loud
i inherited my laugh from my dad, it's a sort of silent laughter where you can't breathe but you're dying inside
like you're convulsing
ive been told my laugh is one of my charm points

I went to betray someone it sounds fun

Sure let's play another game. I can show you the ropes, teach you when to betray one of our allies
>>144300
Like a muffled laugh where you can just hear the air escaping?

Losing my mind

That's pretty funny though.
I would have been fine with it if that game had been shut down.

>>144302
okay cool what game

I would have killed myself
Having the game shut down after all I did to win
History would not reflect well upon me then

>>144302
yeah
if i audibly laugh, it's fake
i might still find it funny, but i have to gesture that to other people otherwise they won't realize it so i have to fake laugh
i have a pretty good convincing fake laugh though
some people don't

dude history doesn't really reflect well upon you know js

Yeah. history already doesn't look favorably upon you.

Laughing isn't really something I do much of

laughter is important
it clears excess action potential that's distressing your brain
so does crying, violence, and masturbating
i personally suggest laughter though, it's a lot healthier

With the archive dead I can convince new people I'm flawless.
>>144307
hopefully not friends with any comedians

>>144311
I'm not consciously choosing not to

I get too little of all those
Especially violence
I'm at nearly zero violence
To the point I just wish someone would tick me off just enough that I lose it and cave their skull in

I really want to hurt someone

>>144312
You're not flawless
You're sugoi!

>>144312

>>144314
danke

As we say here, in germany.

>>144312
when i'm with doc/quarx/nine, it's like one of those things where something funny happens, and then four or five minutes later someone will notice me trying to catch my breath and realize i'm crying with laughter and it gets kind of contagious
it's really fun to laugh like that
it's a good feeling

>>144316
do you live in Germany?
Speak german to me it sounds cool

>>144312
hubris was always your weak point

Yeah, speak german to him.

"oh gfuck i better google ttttranslate FUCK

>>144318
no dude he lives in scotland

>>144322
My brother!

I practically don't feel much of the spectrum
I have plenty of anger, I'm only really happy in a few scenarios
I don't cry much at all because nothing is real to me

I'm basically pretending to be human

sugoi, i'm trying to convince SK he should ask his doctor about anxiety meds to help him out
can you help the case and point out how different i am pre-treatment versus now and what a paranoid and angsty piece of shit i was back then

well I don't know about piece of shit
but you have to understand how crippling moon's anxiety was
he couldn't function at all
like at all

Seriously they help a lot it's not bullshit. It's science.

it wasn't even a response to my dad passing either, because i was like that before
you remember when i was in school in 2011 and just disappeared for three months or something
crying all the time
i was a mess and i didn't even know what was wrong
clearing up the noise in your head really helps you figure things out
i know now that it looks to /moe/ like i'm an addict who's edgy when i dont have my meds, but it's not like that
that's just me being untreated
that's how big of a difference they've made

well not as much but yeah
playing chess instead of going to class yeah

>>144318
>>144320
ich bin einen panzer frei

Only took you six minutes.

>>144330
sugoi :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I beat fire emblem echoes.
There is a post-game dungeon though.

Were you gunning through it really hard, or is it just a short-ish game?

>>144328
I'm not doubting they help you
I'm doubting they'll help me without also having some effect I don't want

>>144335
you drink alcohol don't you
that's a nervous depressant
taking a benzo is like that, but without the headache and the impaired judgment and the sloshing
>>144337
that's because it's alcohol
it's like the least manageable depressant there is
depressants aren't bad. your nervous system is a delicate thing and you shouldn't put it through abuse it doesn't need to go through
>>144338
that's not a depressant

Yeah and alcohol makes me a completely unlikable human being

And you smoke weed

>>144333
You finally finished a game. I'm proud of you.
>>144335
Well you don't know until you've tried it do you?
What's the worst that could happen? If it has some negative effect that outweighs the positives then you could aways just stop right?
You lose nothing by trying but have everything to gain
>>144332
arigatou

>>144334
I had 26 hours on my save file when I completed it.

>>144332
Sugoi sugoi

>>144340
That feels a bit short.
Not terribly so, but a bit short.

>>144341
sugoi as heck dude

>>144339
Probably

I'll likely just be given some other crap, try it a while, give up and become a mess again anyway

>>144336
the case isn't that it's a depressent, the case is he doesn't want meds that will change him

>>144342
It's short compared to the average recent fire emblem entry.
well
I guess maybe not average, but it's short compared to fates and awakening.

But I will probably have 35-40 by the time I finish the post-game.

Either way it was definitely worth the 40 bucks I spent on it.

im so tired....

>>144347
i told you to nap nigger why didn't you

>>144347
have a nap then

>>144345
he already knows how weed affects him though
he doesn't know how benzos would, so that's why i'm illustrating their purpose and function and relating it to what he does know

>>144339
I've finished all the fire emblems I've played recently.

Weed is fine because I do it precisely for the fact that I don't function on it

>>144351
have you finished heroes yet

>>144353
Yeah, I won the game.

Like I don't go the whole day high
It's not a background thing

>>144354
single takumi discovers this one weird trick for being a COMPLETE AND UTTER BITCH
tome users (and everybody else) HATE HER

or is takumi a boy
i can't remember

anime >>144357 →

>>144341

Hello [moe] I'm here [again] to talk about all the sleep that I'm [not] getting

Time to [ascend]

Ascendant is a good rogue lite

>>144363
do you want to hear about all the dick i'm not getting
i didn't think so
>>144339
how's your cosmetology business going
is it goin well

I'd probably be fine with it if benzos fixed my whole sexual topic problems

>>144367
[Yes]

>>144375
Did your brain release a lot of dolphins yesterday?

>>144374
i think they would
while that wasn't my trigger, i did have some very specific and arbitrary triggers that rika and sugoi learned the hard way
these days i don't care so much or even realize
like i said, i can't really know what you're going through, but i can guarantee you i caused way more of a fuss on /moe/ than you ever have
and i'm okay now, or as okay as i am

Ritalin didn't, and it managed a lot of my bullshit

>>144367
It's going good. Naturally everyone wants to be as beautiful as me, sugoi-chan

>>144387
[]

>>144387
oh good, so it was you
it was really bothering me who it was who was studying cosmetology
i get people confused sometimes and i thought it was rika but i was wrong so i figured it was probably you
it's not a bad profession, my great uncle got really wealthy from it because he was real good in the 80s and all the rich people came to him

I'm not even sure I really have problems rather than create problems
I'm likely making everything up, that's why everything gets worse over time

>>144390
oh it actually wasn't me sorry
i was just meming then

I would be good at that though i think

bang come watch eromanga

>>144375
Did you have a fun day?

>>144394
i know it's not
i just take anti-humor to the extreme these days
i like to cockblock anybody from having a laugh of their own when possible

>>144378
do you have any idea how many fish are in the ocean

there are a lot of them

>>144401
there's gotta be at least two hundred

>>144395
yeah

>>144398
dude a lot
probably like a hundred

Imagine that. People coming to this imageboard to have a laugh.
The absolute fucking nerve of it.

It's all just extremes with me
Just don't wanna anymore

>>144398
thanks
don't ever change

Kirara did you drown?

>>144403
Makes me fucking sick

>>144403
you still haven't told me what you're doing these days, unless you're still working at the sporting goods store
did you finally get into INTELLIGENCE

>>144398
Did you guys catch anything good?
How many mishaps did you have?

>>144410
we must have caught like 30 fish and i
ok so
did you know that there are some really big fish out there that are way stronger than people?

>>144406
i'll try

>>144398
Dude where do you think the point of the phrase "there's other fish in the sea" comes from.
They wouldn't be saying that if there was four or five.
There's a LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA.

there's not many fish in the sea we overfished them
you're screwed for a partner buddy

There's a ton of fish in the sea but most are inedible

>>144411
i swear i was thinking "he's gonna say two hundred. please say two hundred"
i don't know what i'd do without you in my life man, probably nothing
so basically the same but just less compulsive satisfaction

>>144415
That's okay, I've accepted my lot in life by now.

>>144415
Chad's hogging all the fish

>>144411
Yes, I am aware of the fact that there are a lot of big fish out there that are stronger than people.
There are a lot of fish that are bigger than people too.

>>144411
did you know that there are some really big fish out there that are way stronger than people
Oh whoops.
>did you know that there are some really big fish out there that are way stronger than people
Yeah, were you not?

i knew
but i didn't KNOW

>>144403
Oh, that's unicorn man.

>>144434
There are fish that are pretty strong in lakes too.
I guess you met a fish that was stronger than you today.

I got harassed by a really big fish all fucking day
it was a blue marlin and it pulled me overboard twice and the third time i was just like nope and didn't even hold on to the rod

>>144439
no c (sic)?

Wow you lost a rod?

>>144439
I feel like that's... lewd...

>>144439
I warned you about going overboard and you actually did it.

Honestly just considering going home and crawling into bed

>>144451
Maybe it's all your fault?

It's not my fault at all.
Something was tugging on the line and I was like, cool, let me get this
and i pulled on it a little of WHOOF
fuckin fish man

That's funny.
I'm glad you lived.

me too
fish jumped in and got me
she even grabbed my glasses which got separated from me somehow
true MVP

>>144462
Sounds like you had the best catch of all.

>>144462
wow you were a true seaman today
you were all seamen (plural of seaman)

Is she a good swimmer?
I feel like having an interest in marine biology might prompt someone to be a good swimmer but that might just be my weird world view.

>>144467
she's a certified rescue diver with padi and has a bunch of specialty trainings

>>144464
yeah i caught a glimpse of my life passing before my eyes

>>144462
cute

>>144469
That's pretty kakkoii.

I kind of want to take a boat out into the middle of the ocean and just do some casual swimming.
I've never swam in water that deep before.

>>144469

Sounds like you guys had fun.
I'm glad she was able to save you from big fish.

we caught some good stuff too
got some grouper and snapper
and amberjack

we just got home like an hour and a half ago
we napped a little on the boat though and fish is all riled up so will probably nap later

She was saving her catch from getting eaten up by all those bigger fish.

I warned you about falling in and you actually did!
Good thing it wasn't while the boat was in motion.

fish is really powerful for such a meek person
she pulled in a 60 pound grouper like it was nothing
idek

>>144494
I didn't FALL in. I was PULLED in.
It's different.

You probably don't have the best upper body strength though, do you?
That sort of thing is really useful for situations like that. Upper body/core strength, and knowing leverage.

Or maybe she is just that strong.
Would she ever give you a chance to arm wrestle you~?

>>144500
How is it different?

>>144509
One is clumsiness, the other is when you're being acted on the unnatural force of a four million pound fish.
on by the*
the unnatural force of nature yes

>>144506
I dunno how she could be so strong, all she does is swim
I probably do more upper body than her
It must be some kind of AUTIST STRONK power

One of them is DESTINED FATE.

>>144512
Swimming is a pretty thorough exercise though.
It trains your legs, your upper body, and your core.
Don't underestimate the qualities of swimming!

>>144512
She probably just saved her strength for the big moment.
I warned her that you'd fall overboard and try to die.

Wow, you told her I was gonna kill myself!

I tucked one of my legs under the other earlier since it's a comfy way to sit for a short period of time.
But then my cat wanted to nap in my lap, and now she's kind of ensconced there.
My ankle that's directly under a leg is starting to lose circulation.

>>144519
I told her you were going to try to die.
That's different!

Wow.

>>144527
Kuroneko looks really good in that kimono

>>144527
wow spoilers
>>144526
that sounds like attempted suicide to me

>>144530
spoiler Kuroneko summons a demon and kills everyone

>>144530
No, I warned her of a clumsy induced death.

I didn't do anything clumsy.

>>144537
that's not very specific, that describes everyone from that show

>>144531
wtf

>>144528
wasn't kuroneko that really ugly dumb bitch from that incest show everyone liked

>>144537
No she was that pretty nice and pretty and dumb girl from that incest show that most people liked

>>144535
yeah it was a pretty dark turn I didn't see it coming

>>144538
I didn't like her.

>>144540
Saori best girl

>>144540
shit taste

>>144535
Well, I warned her that you might go overboard. And you did!
But she was in a ready so it's fine.

>>144543
Jokes on you . I never watched it

>>144547
Excellent decision.

>>144546
Yeah, she was definitely "in a ready" as you say.

If only we could all be as in a ready as she was.

>>144549
I got my point across.

You certainly got your point along.

In any case, it was a pretty good day.
The boat had a water bed which seems really weird to me but I was assured that it isn't weird to have a water bed on a boat.

It doesn't actually surprise me that much.
Kind of like how hammocks are nice on boats because they can adjust for a ship rolling in waves.

Yeah but wouldn't a waterbed amplify the rocking of the boat?

Maybe in really bad storms, but at that point, I don't think anything's gonna be comfortable.
But with slight rocking, I'd imagine the waterbed actually stabilizes pretty well.

I don't really like waterbeds in general.

Well the boat had two beds and I didn't touch the water bed. I don't like water beds.

I've never touched a water bed.

I hate being here, I'm in a pissy mood, and I just wanna throw someone headfirst into the concrete flooring

just snort cocaine

>>144561
Sounds fun!
100 miles out is a really long way.

bye moe
i'll be on tomorrow
i have memorial day off somehow

I was robbed of my weekend and now I'm here hating myself

I have monday off too.
I am very happy about it.

I also have Monday off.

>>144570
Yeah, it was a really good day.
I'm glad I did it.

What a coincidence, I too have Monday off.

I'm gonna boil over at this rate
I don't have an outlet

I'm just here
Existing
And I hate it

>>144578
And now you have a saltwater fish tank in your home for the rest of your life.

I think that statement involves a lot of variables that are very uncertain.

>>144594
Let's not go that far.
And it's not saltwater. And if she doesn't take care of it, I'm getting rid of it.

>>144598
Oh, it's not a saltwater tank? It won't make you that miserable then.

>>144607
I don't really like fishtanks so having one kind of sucks but you know

I'm not fond of them either but fresh water tanks are much easier to deal with than saltwater tanks.
A freshwater tank won't have much negative impact on your life as long as she takes care of it. She has fish autism so I'm sure she will.

And as long as the glass doesn't explode from a chaotic pressure accident and flood your apartment with gallon upon gallon of water and scatter dead fish everywhere.

>>144617
We'll see what happens.
She's a christmas cake, but she's a lot like a kid.

>>144618
Flooding everything with dozens of gallons of water is a common thing with saltwater tanks.

>>144620
She mentioned that you'd been teasing her with christmas cake.
Poor girl!

she's a christmas cake?
I see the affinity nowww
nice

She just turned 26 and officially became cake
>>144621
She's not poor at all!

It's also my right to tease her.

>>144628
No, it's 26
Because "nobody wants a christmas cake after christmas"
it's completely reasonable to want a christmas cake on christmas

I thought turning twenty-five was the Christmas Cake year.

People seem to act as if it starts at 25.
But the phrase only makes sense for 26 and higher.

Yeah it does make sense at twenty-six.
But I've heard it at twenty-five more often.

>>144635
Yeah, New-Years noodles is the new expiration date.

either way it's old and busted

26 is a good age

it must be hard to find an older man for you sugoi since you're like what, 60 now?

Twenty-six is slowly approaching for me.
How mortifying.

I beat Echoes today.
It was very good.
I still have the post-game stuff to do though.

>>144640
oh i have a good image for this one sec i'll try again

>>144642
There's postgame stuff? That's cool.

>>144640

>>144647
There's a post-game dungeon that's supposed tp be fairly involved.

nailed it

me after getting pulled off a boat by a fish
and then saved by fish

>>144651
That's cool.

>>144650
Considerable truth.
Such is life.

dagda knows what's up

I can't believe you fell in after I warned you.

I was PULLED in. I didn't FALL in.

>>144659
At least if I've accomplished nothing, it can only go up from here!

Hah hah as if.

>>144667
Is there a difference?

>>144670
Don't worry, once I'm rich and psychological, I'll give you a job!

>>144672
We just had this conversation!

sugoi are you still here
kirara and i have an important question
what's the plural of semen

it is in fact an important question

>>144673
I wouldn't really be accomplishing anything still, if I'm just relying on nepotism!

Also I'm not sure if the rest of my life can wait however long that takes.

>>144676
it's semen
like how anime is the plural of anime

>>144678
Getting a good job through nepotism is totally an accomplishment.

>>144676
Probably "water" given how much your mom drinks

>>144673
You didn't answer my question!
Is there a difference?
Pull ed in by fish, pulled in by gravity. Both are pulled in!

>>144683
wow!

>>144684
Of course there's a difference.
One is clumsiness, one is an animal pulling me in.
The cause of it is completely different.

I'm not sure I but that there's a difference.
buy
even

I was worired you'd fall off while it was going on so at least you didn't do that.

don't wow me you hole

>>144687
I am super coordinated so that would never happen.
The boat was only going like 40mph anyway.

Well, I think being pulled in by a fish is still something.
I've never been pulled in the water by a fish.

Go fight a marlin

I've fought big fish before and won.

Fish said the marlin was probably like 700 pounds so there's no way you would have beaten this one.

You don't know that for sure.

I do.

I could beat up that fish

>>144712
You don't know this about me, but my mom's side of the family has a ton of fishermen in it.
It's in my blood to catch big fish!

>>144719
I do know that about you, you've told me that before.
But you can't catch a 700 pound marlin by yourself!

I feel there's a joke to be made about her being destined to catch big fish.
But maybe it's too big to swallow.

make it

Oh yeah, when I got back to land and turned my phone on after charging it a little, I had a bunch of weird texts from ton
i saw them and was like "i'll deal with this later"

>>144725
Oh, you've done well to remember that.
You don't know what I can catch! I don't even know what I can catch.

>>144733
I think he was sad that he made the game not work last night.
I don't know that that's what he was texting about though.

>>144734
something about pain and pleasure
i'm too tired to go through it, i'll reply after a nap later

I know you aren't strong enough for a 700 pound fish

Oh no is he discovering fetishes he never knew he had.

pain and pleasure with kirara senpai!

- ton 2017

>>144737
Sounds like he's enjoying his time with pan.

>>144737
You don't know that, maybe I have hidden potential.
I have a secret weapon against fish too.

I don't think you have a secret weapon.

I do have a secret weapon.
It can pull huge fish out of the water.

Are you sure, have you tested it?

Yep, field tested.

HEllo yes this is ton

>>144755
is it called a harpoon

>>144761
How was PAN?

>>144761
Have you been busy discovering some new fetishes?

>>144761
hello

>>144761
remember you're allowed to say no when he's being too rough

>>144763
No, it's called an uncle!
He can pull huge fish out of the ocean.

>>144770
That's your uncle doing it then, not you.

Fight a fish with your fists

No way.
It's like when you use a summoned creature in a video game.

You can summon your uncle in an instant to do your beck and whim?

Your uncle isn't a summon or a stand.
He's a party member.

>>144781
The spell can be cast instantly but it takes an hour or so for him to appear.

I fell asleep and now I need to wake up pan so we can finish berseria before I leave and it's not working

Dump a bucket of ice cold water on him.

I like being alive

Kiss him passionately.

>>144790
Dump a bucket of room temperature water on him.

>>144786
how long were you hanging out

>>144791
>>144791
>>144791

>>144786
straddle his stomachs and then reach out and touch his face while saying onii-chan

It's really fujo in here.

>>144806
I just know PAN's awfully lonely without Wulf, and he's too far away.

I'm sure this would all be fantastic advice were I better equipped for the task but I don't think that's a good idea right now.

He was talking like a few minutes ago but then I came back from the bathroom and he was put
out

>>144817
You're perfectly equipped.
You have lips, and legs, so whether it works or fails, you've got options.

>>144817
Well on a less dumb-advice note, why don't you just shake him awake.
Like, hand to the shoulder, rough push and pull for a couple seconds.

I'm probably just going to wait a few hours
It's 4 am

Waffles
Mood up

Give him a good morning bj and he'll get up, ToN

>>144840
naisu
i should get a waffle iron

giving someone a bj while they're sleeping is the best

I'll be sure to keep that in my list of options

what about giving a bj while sleeping

>This wasn't intentional I woke up with your dick in my mouth

Hypnosis is a thing I guess

>>144844
im not sure if i've done that or not
i bet getting one while sleeping would be nice, while you're in a dream state
i wouldnt know

>bro you started sleep walking and just stuck it in there

>>144848
> >bro

>>144847
I'm sure you'll learn one day.

You'll niggas need jesus

>>144852

>>144852
You need him most!

Isn't that a bit anti-Semitic?

Isn't that antisemitism

>>144858
Wow you can't say that that's HATE SPEECH

looking at him in the mirror dreaming
what is happening
in his heeeead

>>144849
>brother

>>144864
Ooooooh, I wish I knewwwww....

>>144863
No way!

What kind of name is Semetic anyway

>>144869
Yeah, you totally hate the Jews! Saitei!

>>144870
it's a portmanteau of semen tick
as in somebody who sucks the semen right out of you
antisemetic people really hate them because they're stealing all the semen for themselves instead of spreading it around for everyone to share

>>144852
I don't want Jesus.
You can keep him

>>144877
i ain't got him

I'm gonna start a vinyard with Jesus

oh yeah we were talking the other day about who the best shitposter on moe is
i think i'll take my award now thanks

>>144882
you'll take it from my cold dead australian hands

i thought you said you were from scotland

>>144888
I'm from many places

were any of them good

>>144890
They were a bit shit
Scotland was alright other than the Scottish

How's the moon?

>>144883
this is great

>>144891
it's a little lonely up here but i find a way to keep myself occupied

>>144882

>>144896
Isn't it laggy up there?
If you have a couple thousand to spare I'll visit you

>>144898
no i have a local set of ganglia nearer to things that function independently and just report it to the central nervous system later
so i don't have many internet issues, but sometimes there's lag in processing components of information
>>144897
go ahead and try to beat this then >>144873

>>144901
>central nervous system
Have you tried giving it comforting words of reassurance?

>>144907
we don't really use words for that scale of signalling
it's just signal intensity and radial pressure
there needs to be some pressure otherwise the central ganglia can't respond to their local environment
>>144915
seems like more of a shitpost than drinking spoiled milk
that's not even a post

>>144901
Is that shitposting?

>>144910
It sounds like the ganglia has a hard life

>>144919
this ganglion kind of has
but it plays its role in the greater purpose of things and is pretty diligent
>>144923
what even is your interpretation of what the word means

>>144910
I don't htink it's really shitposting.

>>144922
We should give the Ganglion a day dedicated to it
We could call it... gang... gan... gay pride day

>>144925
it wouldn't really care, it's just an operand
it's not like it's an actual person, just an element of a processing system

>>144928
>it's not like it's an actual person
How can you say something so terrible? It does this wonderful, hard work for you, asks for literally nothing in return, and you tell it that it's not even a person
Every day, I make sure to at least thank my ganglions and doohits and doowads.

>>144930
It's the Ganglion in you that's doing it.
>only ting it's capaable of
It's capable of so much more

>>144929
but it's me doing all the work
it's doing the only thing it's capable of doing, it's not special

>>144929
what are you talking about
it's just an encryption sink to resolve local action potential without wasting time
there's nothing special

>>144933
If you were smarter and treated your ganglion with respect, maybe you'd comprehend this

>>144936
i don't think you're being serious about this at all you're just messing with me

>>144938
If I was taking this seriously, you wouldn't stand a chance against me!

>>144939
why would you waste the resources to do something so meaningless as respecting the ganglion
it's a distraction and it's the very thing that the ganglion's purpose is to avoid doing
you're wasting what it is doing by doing that, and that's inherently disrespectful
>>144945
it's not even your ganglion you fat fuck it's mine get outta here

>>144944
Because god bestowed it upon me and I respect all of the lords creations

>>144944
I'm not fat you rude man

i'm not a man you gender-assuming philistine

>>144948
Oh I'm sorry.
What pronouns do you prefer?

ganglion

>>144951
Okay Ganglion, I respect your identity and the rest of your kind.

>>144955
yeah, well your gay
(his spelling, not mine)

>>144958
Yeah what about my gay?

It is only by god's grace that we are given the gift of life

>>144959
it's bad news
i'm sorry to report this, but it's terminal
there's no cure

>>144962
Fuck doctor, tell me it ain't so!
It's too early to say goodbye to Gay. They have so much to give this world.
Please tell me you're lying. I can't live without them.

Hello yes this is the fuck doctor

why would you be saying goodbye to gay
it's terminal
you can't get rid of it
>>144965
hello fuck doctor what is the plural of semen
thank you

>>144966


Oh fuck I meant to hit the backspace but I hit the enter key instead and now my post is unessecarily large

>>144968
you fucking idiot you look like such a retard right now
have you even liveposted before why are you entering a culture you dont understand and fumbling all around like a goddamned cripple on a dance floor ruining everybody else's time because you're to fucking lazy to get your etiquette right

>>144969
It doesn't matter how much experience I have, my cap's too low

Have you had a chance to get into the new Uchouten Kazoku season yet?

>>144970
well i guess that resolves that dispute then
i'm glad we had this discussion

>>144973
It was very productive, yes

I don't wanna be here
I'm here because I have to, but I'm so close to going home

My mood isn't what it should be
I'm upset and I dunno what about

>>144972
Season 1 was really good

But I don't have any time to watch anime because anime is for children and fucking nerds

Sana is really cute.

>>144972
I want to marathon season 2 when it's done.

They do a really good job of making her a realistic kid with powers she doesn't understand trying to learn how to be a person.
The whole "mosha-mosha" bit from the last episode was completely spot on.

i want a yellow post too
orange rather
oh now everyone closed it i'm the awkward kid now who's following the dying fads

How do people handle this
How do people live their whole lives content being in a dead end

I wanna hurt someone just to feel better

>>144981
they cry a lot
they take any chance they can to close themselves in a bathroom door and cry for 10 minutes straight and then pretend like everything's okay

>>144981
Just gotta convince yourself that your REAL life hasn't started yet

>>144981
don't hurt anyone sk
it's really not worth it
it's the worst feeling in the world
just breathe
struggle through it and cry at home if you need
or quit your job and go home
don't hurt anybody
don't engage any feelings that make you feel like you want to hurt anybody
that's a bad sign and you should try to overcome those things

Life is what you make it

>>144981
It doesn't have to be a dead end.

>>144981
for some a dead end is all they need

>>144981
i've tried hurting people
and i've tried hurting myself
neither gives you a good outlet for frustration
neither will make you feel like being in a dead end is good

>>144986
It is
>>144984
I'm too vain to hurt anyone without provocation and NOBODY IS GIVING ME A REASON

That's because there aren't any reasons.

You gotta s

>>144981
what the fuck is this picture

>>144993
8 think it's a rodent with a cat's face shopped on it
With a hat

>>144990
are you talking like hurt bad or like have a scuffle with and toss a few punches

I'm talking they don't get back up while I'm there

You could try something like boxing

I don't have amy
Damn autocorrect hitting me with the frueiden slip
I don't have anything to say that isn't condescending as hell

>>144996
i know you're at work and don't have long
come and talk to me about this later man
i do well with helping people with problems like that
it's not a healthy mindset, let me help you help yourself

>>144972
It's so good

I won't be home for 4 hours

I know it's not healthy
I'd be wrong to do something, but it'd make me feel a lot less trapped in my own life

>>145000
I've been really liking how it's exploring some of the other characters in the series more.
It's also doing a really good job of not retreading over the themes it went into in the first series, while preserving the core values of the story.
The author of this series is such a 10/10 guy, I wish I could get my hand on his novels.

Life isn't necessarily a dead end.

Try giving into a different unhealthy impulse, to distract your evil brain
Like having a nice unhealthy soda

>>145004
Did you sway?

I need control

>>145004
That's almost exactly what life is

>>145002
i'll help you with this, okay?
just let it rest at the back of your mind for the day where it can ruminate in the subconscious
get through your work, do the motions
come home
and it'll be okay
trust me i can help if you'll let me

>>145007
In what ways do you feel you don't have control?

I don't have any real control over anything in my life
Everything is a fucking trap

>>145003
I'm phone so I don't want to type much but basically same agreedo
I love how cleverly he weaves the standards of tanuki/tengu society into every character without making them too similar as well

>>145006
Sway what?

>>145008
I disagree. You can make a difference with your life.

>>145013
Life is a dead end in the sense that while in it, you're not going anywhere else (except death)

>>145010
he's on break at work man
questions like this get more into the nervous side of things and he doesn't have time for that

>>145013
From >>144986 to >>145004
They feel different.

>>145012
There's also a really well-done aspect of alien, yet familiar with those societies too.
Common aspects between them, and human society, do exist, but there's also a lot of things, from major aspects to cultural minutiae, that are really foreign.
Like tengu attitude; that's not something stuck-up or rude about them--it's innately who they are.
Which is why you can really understand how the crude jeering of the Yakuza-y tengu is abhorrent to more traditionalist Tengu.
It's marvelous.

>>145016
It's the same statement.

>>145018
You had less heart the second time around

>>145018
They convey a slightly different mood from one another.

>>145015
Fair that.

>>145020
i know you just wanna help
everyone does
but let me try to handle this one, too many chefs fucks dinner up for everybody at thanksgiving and your family starts a fight
or however that saying goes

I don't like it when people nitpick my word choice.

They seem to say pretty much the same thing tbh

>>145022
Not really nitpicking, just asking if it was an intentional decision.

>>145021
>too many cooks will spoil the broth
I'm going to be mad at you now, because it's stuck now.

>>145023
I'm glad you understand, rook. You're good at understanding.

>>145024
And I said that it wasn't.

>>145024
well it does take a lot to make a stew

>>145021
>>>/watch?v=zM_fBMPpYpc
Hey listen to this sometime

>>145022
Sry

>>145027
i had a song for you rook but i was really drunk and i don't remember what it was

>>145025
I was just saying it could be seen that way.

>>145026
Eleven minutes of my life, yet again, consumed.

>>145028
As long as you understand!

My alarm is gonna go off in an hour noooooo

>>145017
My favorite was the scene with grandma tanuki
It was a bit bizarre but at the same time it made perfect sense for tanuki out in the sticks to be so different
Also such an old tanuki
It was a really heartwarming scene

I'm pretty sure it can't be helped
It's not just anxiety

Throwing someone through a wall would only be temporary alleviation too, I'm under no illusions

>>145031
that's an incomplete sentence you haven't given a clause to the condition

>>145035
This is more of a grammar nitpick, not a word choice nitpick

>>145035
The second half has been redacted for the well-being of the reader.

>>145036
Yeah so what? I don't care what you guys were talking about.

>>145038
Fuk u den

>>145033
Yeah, there was so much heart in that scene.
Like, it's not the same kind of emotion, but I felt it was as intensely emotional as the scene from the first season, with the brothers coming to terms with the true fate of their father.
The tanuki are so much of a family that it hurts in the best way possible.

>>145025
You can always count on me, probably
>>145029
That's a good reason to forget
I hope you had fun while forgetting

>>145039
too late i'm already goin to fuck myself
your to late

Every time I see him more.

>>145041
forgetting is the best
i wish i could forget forever, everything

>>145041
oh i think it was something by atmosphere
do you like atmosphere

I don't know I'm about to find out

I can't even commit to watching one thing for 25 minutes

>>145046
wait take my suggestion before just wandering off on your own it's dangerous you're going to fucking KILL YOURSELF OUT THERE IF YOU DONT exercise some caution

here
>>>/watch?v=NRbx5pTGVik

Also this waifu is C U T E.

>>145050
>>145050
>>145050
>>145050
>>145050

>>145050
she has three mouths and no nose dude

The small ones are actually eyes
They help her play shogi

>>145052
It runs in the family; don't hold it against her.

>>145052
Her ears

>>145054
i'm not holding anything against her unless she's got a d*ck
then i'll be holding my whole body against her

>>145048
>>145049
Thank you for protecting me

>>145056
God damn it I love these pieces of shit

>>145058
let me know if you like that
i really love it though i don't remember listening to any of this though i guess i had

>>145056
Top 2 worst anime villains

>>145059
They're so horrible but endearing at the same time.
Hopefully their onii-san and imouto can set them straight.

>>145061
let's get high and watch anime america top 10 videos

>>145063
Hey

No

what's wrong with anime america

Ok that's all the /moe/ time tonight bye bye

>>145066
bye bye
i'll share more music with you when you are home if you wan
i wan

Have fun Roc.

I should probably be winding down too.

processing request
waiting for waiting for waiting for waiting for waiting for

what are you proccessing

I'm not even angry

semen

sorry tourettes

anon is dad

>>145074
Congratulations anon

Leader of our labor party is getting some criticism for owning 3% in a company that has been doing a thing he says he wants to be illegal
I don't buy that anyone criticizing him is doing so in honestly
They know damn well there isn't anything wrong with this

>>145077
People should consider the following: By owning 3% he is aware of why it should be illegal.

Ooh you want to make a currently necessary thing illegal, but you do it yourself, explain yourself!

Fucking idiots I swear to god

jan is so fucking wasted

Dealing with idiots is just something a politician has to live with and deal with.

8 mean, as I said, the people calling him out on it know this, they're doing it for political capital
But anyone who buys it is a complete moron and the reason democracy is a shaky system

It's legal to do x, and it is the only way to run a business in field y
This man is against it being legal, owns stocks in business in field y

How dare he


Christ I hate humans

>>145084
reported
they're not even wearing engagement rings is this even legal

>>145085
they're not kissing so it's fine

do you still stay in touch with saya?

>>145087
no, haven't talked to him in a long time
>>145088
oh shit

>>145089
dang

People on tano do, I think Rin talks to Saya.

it's not important i just wanted to make gay innuendos and make him uncomfortable

It's pretty easy to get his email

>>145091
anyway water you up to this early on a monday morning
a mondai nothing morning

been hanging out with fish
talking to jan right now
gonna go to bed soon, i haven't slept in 24+ hours
and did a big boat trip

>>145096
he said thanks

>>145095
tell him i said he's gay

well tell him i'm gay too
and to get on discord so i can be gay at him instead of at saya

i guess he's doing console things huh
oh well
i dont want to detract from his fun

This is such a slog

>>145098
he's outside smoking right now

>>145097
he says he's gonna go to sleep now

this is awkward because i selected this image with the anticipation of a message i would be delivering but you posted while i was selecting it
sorry jammy
sorry for everything

I keep getting bad image

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Cookiecutter_shark_head.jpg

did i do something wrong

jan is really super drunk

>>145106
nigger who the fuck do you think you're talking to

i wish i could record him he's slurring so bad

that sounds cute tell him to get on discord i want to talk to him

hes just sitting here laughing and saying "wooooooooow"

he is fucking WASTED

do i have to fuckin call him
or are you going to do what i told you to do

fuckin sjw (stingy jew)
i'm handling this myself fuck yall

he said maybe he will call

>>145113
y'all

>>145115
dumb nigger go suck a fat CIA dick and learn a thing or two about culture

you'll

>>145117
ya'll

>>145116
I've got a belt, right over there.
I'll go learn.

>>145118
ya'll is correct
y'all is for somebody who doesnt understand linguistic entropy (i.e. mormons and philistines)

>>145119
Two distinct meanings.

youselot

gonna take a nap

>>145122
Sleep well, dream well.

>>145122
night

I should get into politics
Run for office

What would your policies be

hey /moe/ can girls be gaffots or only guys???

faggots

I've called girls faggots before
You don't even have to be gay to be a faggot

>>145126
Labor party but for the working class

>>145130
How much funding do you plan on giving to the genetic manufacture of anime?

>>145132
I didn't think I'd be able to outdo myself

>>145129
That's one of the gayest things you've ever said you fucking queer

>>145131
That's America's department

I just wanna be OK again