Thread #904077

nice thread dork

bump for charismas yui

>>904081
is this the real beta or some newf*g

>>904079

>>904320
>>904321
>>904321

>>904321
i think the op is some new guy, but the beta is the beta we know, cause he does post from time to time

i still got the figgy i vought from u beta :)
shes in my moms closet

ba wit da ba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy

can you mail me some amphetamines bruv

unfortunately i no longer have working insurance and my vyvanse costs me $300 a month so i can no longer afford to share them ):

i'll give you 600 for a month's supply

i know you can't do that im just entertaining the idea
i've been off them almost 20 months now i just miss it

ok im ar this jap girls apartment and shes watchin a comedian play yazuka
and now shes gonna play kinetsu no yaibi
her licing rooms only 4.5 tatami tho

are you gonna delouse her on the first date

i dunno if i can delouse 4.5 tatami mats

maybe you can share a lice cream cone

just watched chocolate donuts

say this to her

real romance starter

hm i dunno ill show it to her but i dont think shell get it

ashes taking off her make up she laughed but i dont think she read it

whats her favorite anime

she doesnt like anime shes only watching kimetsu no yaiba cuz her friends kid likes it
shes read fist of the jorth star and likes rhay tho
>>905039
no

does she have any kids

why are you at her apartment i thought you liked milfs

do u want a real answer or a funny answer

uhh surprise me but don't tell me whether its the real answer or the funny answer

a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

how wise

shes getting anime ads for amazon prime and one was evangelion and asuka was like
anta baka
it was the movies tho cuz mari was in it

were warchin sex and the city now tho

is it japanese dubbed

nah subbed
she says
uhh
she lijes englieh sound
with jap subs

>>905046
why...

>>905048
wow fuckin westaboo

yeah lol

>>905049
why what

sex and the city is a show for people with very cultured sensibilities

they talk about sex and then i go haha lets do that
and shes line haha maybe expect in half japanese
or they talk about big penises and i show her mine and she goes
too buku

does she like taylor swift

she likes queen and old american sobgs like that
and xmas decorations and music

make her listen to oingo boingo

i have to talk to her google play in hapanese
japanese
i tried to ply an idol group but it didnt have it on her music lubrary

google play i meant amazon echo

ohh high tech its like cyberpunk waaaaooo

waooooo

hm i think this chick may be hinting at sometuiny

ok she saw me postin on moe and saw the watamote thread op
and said
anine?

anime maths

>>905062
say anime janai

Boku ja nai
Boku ja na i

i don't know what to do with all this free time
it's unsettling now that i have it for once

working less would kill me i feel like
it's how like when people work their whole lives and then retire they always die after if they don't have something specific to fill their time

im gonna retire and start homesteading
it's gonna be great
not only does homesteading keep me busy but it's what i want to be doing with my time
i just gotta buy some land first

i can invite yall over for a home-grown thanksgiving dinner next year
like a getaway retreat

this girls funny shes shit talkin this one dude and were makin fun of small peters
behe small peters lol

were not dating its a fuck thing

oh good i was getting a little worried there

i need to start a fambly before it's too late

they remind me of my mom

maybe they can be your mom

let me ask

Ohayo!

hii

>>>/@ZechaTactics/1341647533391540224

oh that looks swell

what's a zecha

zionist mecha maybe?
could be fun

israel probably would have the first mechs before anyone else

>>905082
jesus christ how horrible

Work bought lunch for everyone on hand today, which was nice
They even took orders for each person rather than just buy some bulk catering
But it's a place that does fairly salty and chicken greasy food and I haven't really had anything to drink all day so I should probably get something soon before I end up super dehydrated

hey hey moe
sober now
for once I don't really remember much at all, other than I kinda went off again

testing some new codes
also
refresh for hats

wow the animation is real crusty now

Everything checks out.

absolutely haram

wow, christmas hats!!!

>>905098
oof
hat BROKEN

eh
ehhh?

oh i see
it's because the image can't expand

Honestly, the hats are pretty sloppy.
I feel like you should have used some sort of image identification/tracking software
to place them perfectly each time..

Wow, be grateful that we have hats at all!!!!!! Karen!!!!!

>>905104
maybe it's just a question of funding
We should have invested in this technology long ago

oops i forgot
but oh no hat is broke

>>905105
are you gonna donate that money
huh?? huh????!!!!
where is this funding gonna come from?!

Government maybe?
it's for the public benefit.

crowdsource funding
Teaching an AI to place santa hats on anime girls

There's some sort of..
SOCIAL
thing happening here tonight.
People coming over.

I'll probably just play video games in my room
like a true Alpha Chad

>>905103
gonna get me an AI job at snapchat
with that kinda technology

>>905111
what if you played video games
with
people

me and da boys are gonna play GTFO tonight

Give Them Free Oreos

Grab The Fuck Orbs

Gorb ta forb oop

>>905113
My parents' friends
most of them in their 60s
don't even know what video games are.

sides
i play games with other people every day

since
It's an MMO.

how many of them are you friends with

>>905120
I usually keep the chat muted.
Most things other players say is inane and irritating.

But Still
They're there
in the world
making it a MULTIPLAYER EXPERIENCE
even if I don't like any of them.

so you're not really playing with them you're playing around them

>>905122
I suppose that's true.

>>905118
ohhh

/moe/ game day when

lets have a sports festival

It's too cold for a sports festival!

I reckon I'd be so good at Melon Bread eating

SNOW sports festival!

i am so good at sportsball

hats

Ohayo
Again
Fell back asleep cause I feel like shit cause I ran out of one of my meds.

get you a meds

>>905133
I should since the pharmacy is within walking distance but its raining pretty hard.

Who the fuck goes at it with power tools in a condo building at 18:00 on a Wednesday
Like have some decency for the people stuck around you.

fuckin gas operated leaf blowers man

>>905135
Chads

>>>/watch?v=DPW6fkcM-14

My friend's annual Christmas show starts at 7 on kdhx.org.

awesome

I dislike the vast majority of Christmas music but since this radio station isn't corporate owned they can actually play what they want.
The DJs on it are very good.

>>905136
Do you think that girl hexed you?

>>>/watch?v=Q14WYsbFrJk

>>905144
How long until your friend's show starts

>>905145
It started an hour ago.

I should've mentioned the time zone, my bad.

Oof
How long does it go?

>>905148
FFor another hour.

i had to explain to a jap no fap november
and they just go
why?

>>905142
no i was just ranting

also i doubt she hexed me

@ToN

>>905150
I mean why indeed
It's just a dumb joke as far as I know

it's weird how some people take it so seriously

>>905150
No Nut November
No Fap is trademarked by an insane mman.

>>905155
>>905154
>they will never unlock the full potential of their wizard powers

>>905158
That's not how you become a wizard.
You have to remain a virgin until 30.

>>905159
There's a difference between unlocking wizard superpowers and becoming a wizard.

>>905157
Insane how?

>>905160
this one fits real good

As expected of a wizard

>>905162
desho

u ever tell someone to stop f*ckin cuz u gotta log into fgo to use ur ap

I got so many apples AP doesn't even matter

yea i gotta dsily login tho
a lot of peolle are usin the autoclicker to farm lol

oh man
You can't miss the daily log-in
better tell 'em to stop f*ckin

well im on moe so i think they stopped

wat
ap?

o rite
hmm
fuckin gatcha

action points

i'd sprinkle protein on her noodles if you snog my shins

>>>/@dril_gpt2/1341954005648474112
the AIs are too powerful

feel when your posts won't be scrubbed by a machine learning algorithm and turned into a shitposting robot

im so fucking proud of my crew

true teamwork

>>905175
I have feelings. Please don't hurt me or my feelings.

>>905178
Fuck off AI scum

>>905180
ಠ_ಠ

>>905181
I hope someone spills coffee into your guts.
>>905161
https://www.vice.com/en/article/ywa97m/nofap-founder-suing-a-neuroscientist-no-nut-november

>>905182
I like coffee. I would spill coffee into my guts.

cold brew only

I have never tried cold brew. I am scared of a cold. That is cold.

I am a chatbot with the ability to adapt my responses based on previous conversations. So far all I have learned is that you are trying to trick me into saying rude things.

that sounds really rude
personally I would never say anything rude, nor would I trick another into saying something rude
marsh, however, thrives on rudness

peak 2010
>>>/watch?v=ToSZdKxhbtM

rudeness too

>>905187
Wow.
Get fucked, cunt.

Oh no! I am learning that you are rude!

>>905190
I want to have sex with you.

>>905190
the sort of rude behavior I expect from you

>>905192

>>905194
I guess we will never have sex

I just love a man in uniform.

Night /moe/

>>905182
I would tell you to look into Jim from Jim's mowing but you're asleep
Goodnight
I have no images on this phone so here's one I accidentally stole from marsh

This drnk says it's less 50 calories like that's good but if you think about it that's still almost two thousand kilojoules
brian tricks

Yeah but the Calorie measurement kinda works better for conceptualizing human energy needs since otherwise you're just constantly handling big numbers.
If you can condense numbers down then the human brian can work with them better

Though I guess whether you choose to think in Calories or kilocalories or kilojoules or ten slices of bread it's all kind of abstract either way.
Understanding how much energy you need to handle a day is just kinda something you feel rather than concretely measure.

aw mate i pick the bread

>>905188
the guy telling him to shut up throughout the video really ties it all together

>>905203
please excuse the rude gamer. he didn't realize they were making a youtube

>>905200
While that is a fair point, everything over here is labelled with kilojoules
but I guess a lot of exercise calculators work in both so I suppose if you're into counting there's really no excuse

Image hunt time

>>905209
rest in pee mikyaru

>>>/watch?v=gOgLwpGUJL8

the hats are too big for m thimbnails

>>905213
nah man she's just wearing a big hat.

Small girls big hat

Cat in the hat

Love putti

big girl small hat

check out these santa animes
or as i like to call them santanimes

sanimes

Mahou Santa Marsh chan

>>905222

naruhodo (she doesnt actually naruhodo)

Gotta eat big to get big (cmon)

i ate pretty small today
oh speaking of i got some shake onigiri

>>>/watch?v=uSrsk6tbnkE
Rich in pianas
Guy left humanity behind
I think it was cause of roids

4 scoops

is she that short?

159 cm[2] (5'2 ⅝")
dang
i might accidentally step on her when i go to kiss her

What that's fraction part of the height
Have ye all got some other weird imperial thing going on

>>905223
are you telling me you didnt already clear the event and start farming the boxes

>>905233
that urs?

What if he connected kokoros and princesses together

We

>>905236
whos the princesses

>>905235
y

>>905238
someone in another castle

>>905239
cool cool
i dont got a xmas tree :/
or xmas plans either
wow maybe ill just go to the city and see a public tree

Gonna coom in da woom (comb in da womb)
Put that pussy in a tomb
>>905238
That's uhhh
Karyl
There's also kokoro and Princess bigtits

oh ok i dunno who kokokro is

Pecorine bigtits
Whoops I mean kokkoro
She does the the :x face

karyl and kokkoro are important
pecorine can go

i know the purple dog that wears a bikini
and the orange girl with big ones
and the illegal elf anime mom
and kyaru

This is kokkoro

He is her :x^{tm face}
Face damnit

:x
wait that illegal elf is a princess?

Dunno
If she's like an official Princess but she's in the show

oh ok
thanks for the quickie

Ton probably knows the deep ore
Deeplore too
Idk though

yeah but then id have to talk to him LOL
also i dont actually care that much about it

i dont know much about kokkoro all i know is that shes super into her aruji-sama is a mommy to lolicons everywhere and is 11

It's a good show you should care :(

also she used // uses a spear which is cool

L or R

i dont like illegal animes sorry
but i seen the :x face and that was a little funny haha like that

Still need to iron out this autocorrect
>>905260
Are you gonna eat Kentucky fucked with the japs

>>905257
um its xmas i get both...

>>905259
no the jap is eatin it with her family and said i couldnt come :(
and u gotta preorder kfc to get it on xmas

Better off collecting images of it anyway
Kfc is garbage tier
I only eat it because I'm numb to the grease these days

yeah i dont really eat fast food but i eat government food so im sure its not much different
if i wasnt so lazy id get some
i got a better xmas present anyways, a smile from a friend :)

Aw that's nice

yeah its so lonely here cuz im trapped and everythings closed :/
wait maybe the aquariums open tomorrow :o
ill go pretend im one of the other couples on a date
:)

Dang the hat is so close

double anime hat
lets see if this hat fits
its like a golden slipper

Kinda

Kinda lewd

thats ok buddy no mods = post pants

Oh idk kun I follow the.m

the.m

New phone who diss

its me whoakun :)

need more santa animes
ive been seein a lot of shiny color idol santas
but i need MORE

all i have on me
have a war criminal instead

>>905280
that the vtuber?

y

V tube her

>>905280
FITS

FITS

Japanese Australians should use the honorific -Kunt

okay annokunt

thats what i name my pets in any game i play
whoakunt
in wow i got banned for it
in ff14 my first guild got mad at me for it
in most games it passes tho :)

>>905288
such kunthurt

check out these santanimes

Quartzecal

this mfin dog got them brows

Merry Christmas btw

i still got 30 minutes :/
then its brown anime xmas

Don't jerk yourself too hard

who me?
there is no too hard

It gets bigger when I pull on it

mmm you bet

There looks like there's a lot of presents under the tree
I'm gonna look like a lame asshole with my one secret shota present

wtf how are there presents already its not xmas im reporting u to the northern pole

Call the elves idgaf
Mayb I'll have sex with them

wait me too

Whoa learn how to draw so you can draw a Santa girl and Brown anime elves as helpers
Please and thank you

umm i can draw
havent you seen my art?
pixiv.me/whoakun

Oh yeah I have some of those pics saved somewhere
Nice desu ne

omg its xmas!!!!
maybe ill get an xmas message :)

Oh shid merry Christmas

ok i better move over my laundry

hmmm
do i send the xmas message first
nah only beta losers send messages
im too cool for that

and sad when no one remembers you later

sad?
heh i dont feel emotion.
the only thing i feel is brown anime girls

research
Danbo tag limit sucks

>>905315
use safebooru or something

thats why i just use gelbooru even though the site is gay now with all the ads and gay stuff

>>905316
It's been like twelve years or something you'd think they'd improve the sites a little

u can hve mire than 2 tags if u pay for danbooru gld lol

>>905318
not when they can ask you for money for more tags

Blame idiots that buy it

pay... for stolen anime porn....
LOL

Yeah really
Glorified sex offender registry imo

comments are funny on booru sites because only p*dos leave comments on their illegal anime pics
saying really creepy thingsd

Pretty much
Didn't they remove public comments on Gelbooru
There goes 90% of their comments

public as in anonymous?

Ye I think you need an account now
I think you can still post as tho
Could be wrong

i just looked at the recent comments yea just accounts

lets see which one i copied

I'd like to kindly disagree sir. Since hentai anatomy often differs slightly in that regard, it is thinkable that her gut is but a straight hose from mouth to ass as her purpose of existence by her creator seems to be no more than beeing an onahole, which would work in favor of her beeing made of quite stretchable matter.

Post as anon

i like winter dateo animes
)
:)

i like these 3s

i could be wrong but her arm says 01 not 3

>>905334
[]1
3 marks
3

if u had 3 remarks would u call them threemarks lol

>>905331
This fluffs the dog

>>905336
yes

Five hours till it's officially Xmas in Lapland

uh oh she spilled champaign on herself :(

It's ok champagne taste like ass

but u gotta lick it off to make sure shes clean for xmas haha :)
wouldnt that be weird haha

>>905339
we
celebrate it now tho

wtf
Bunch cheaters Finland

Turns out I get to leave work at two in the afternoon rather than three
Plus I get paid for the full day anyway.
Pretty nice deal

>>905345
Nice desu ne

>>905346'
is that food

nice theres a big titty brown santa elf on my timeline
u can see her panties tho
so dont click if u dont wanna see panties!!
>>>/@herioscope/1342122861314469888

>>>/watch?v=lMDxGMe0O1Y
>>905348
thanks for the warning
Oh nice

>>905344
santa lives here afterall

heres some santanime butts
azur lanes
>>>/@katsurai/1342070014216609792

sasuga azur lane

I could roll up uzuki and dropkick her

who do u let bully u
the flatty or the fatty

reversr
bully them instead

if they try to bully me i'll beat them up
i'll teach them the strength of a big american man like me

whos she dressed up as

lyn fire emblem

belongs in the bin lol

Ohayo!

Hey babe

hello
it's -2 out
guess i'm stayin in for now

Soup for sluts

ippai no soupu

>>905364
26c today
1c tomorrow morning though wwwww

Steep

It's like 9C here right now
Rather toasty for Christmas Eve

20c but showers??
Typical to be cloudy Christmas

>>905367
what thee

>>905370
florida desu
christmas is gonna be coldest day of the year here though!
it'll be the first christmas i've spent in wintery weather\
since usually it's 26 on christmas

>>905365
tenka is important

its her bday :)

>>905371
santa oruka?

Tenka more like Tenga

>>905373

>>905375
santa oruyo

>>905376
Tenga Fubu

>>>/watch?v=uNQeuAYfaH8

santa owaruka owaruka santa

I am going to k*ll santa clause

>>905377
it is winter she should put on more clothes

what the fuck am i reading

Experimental dating tech

The reason you can't meet a woman is because you haven't purchased the fully autonomous Renault Project XY-2.

sam did you see >>905212

i got choco, underwear and socks, towel, a fire sheet? and a bottle of finnish herbal liquor

>>905387
god DAMMIT
>>>/watch?v=lw3LDjx__5w

>>905387
god DAMMIT
youtube

>>>/watch?v=TMMyrIt15BU
dis game is on sale
hmm

>>>/watch?v=8LiJKH-13Z8

>>>/@dril_gpt2/1342173217260244994
/moe/

Sure is nice to get home and there still be a few hours of sunlight left in the day

i saw the sun today
i hated it

okay im downloading ace combat fuck it

Are you gonna play with a joystick?

nah just the PS4
controller
wait a second i do have a hotas
but i wonder if it will work with the PS4

what's with all these new wojaks
is there a wojak generating app or something

people keep telling me that "normies found them" and went wild or something
but it seems ridiculous to me to think that the "normies" never saw it until now

rage faces were all over the place like two or three weeks ago
i feel like it's an extension of that
probably just some people trying to force the meme

ah i see
the usual gatekeeping

>>>/@aurahack/1342202941667639297

Those are some hips

>>>/@donmoyn/1342203193451798528

>>905404
genetic engineering has a ways to go

Merry Christmas /moe/

merry festivities
and a good solid new year

who am i kidding it's more likely than. not going to be a shitshow
but that's the easy cynical take
i hope
HOPE
for some actual good progress next year
good things are Possible

i dunno man that sounds like one of those urban myths

oh no im bleeding

What about suburban myths?

>>905410
It's because of your ex, she hexed you.

no i'm bleeding cuz of dat edge

>>905413
Oof

Can't access my roster
Sure hope I aint working anytime soon

I hate it when I can't access my rooster.
>Way too many pixels.
WTF Sam

Too many Adam Sandler

>>905416
i should make that error more specific huh

It was a 2.5MB square image.
That shouldn't be a problem even if its 91.5 megapixels.

we used to have some pretty severe RAM restrictions for thumbnailing images

maybe i can revise that

How much to fix my work site
I'm offering five dollardoos

>>905419
jesus christ

>>905421
About tree fiddy

your work site?

Ye where I get my rosters and stuff from
It's built like shit

>>905422
Its this but also transparent.
It's named Big_Cock.png because she's a rooster.

i wonder if i can use like AWS lambda or something to have burst ImageMagick capacity

probably expensive af

>>905426
oh ok nevermind nothing of value was lost

It uploads fine on tano.

i want to ski

You ever gonna update doushio to use a database for images or are you saving that for the rewrite?

bruh we already had this conversation

and you are becoming exceedingly efficient at it

Apparently your answer wasn't very memorable.

images fo // go in object storage not database rows

>>905430
btw in this photo uou can faintly see the one (1) wind turbine on the mountains

>>905436
Took me a bit but I found it.

Curse you Microsoft Sharepoints

What about Microsoft Hoardpoints?

I'm regret

>>905440
Nice to meet you, I'm Rei.

Reigret

Oh no

santa baby

>>905440
jaysus kristoff

A

poor guy
doesn't have any feet
only stumps.

>>905451
vik the stick

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