Thread #854907

literaly me irl rn lmao

you aren't going over your own audio recording files
listening to them are they useful entries
or
well

so you got that going on atleast

umm do you mind i'm self-pitying right now

No
I am out self-pitying you TOO

yeah that's probably true honestly
i'm just sad that i'm dumb

while listening to myself singing awesome

weait
is that self-pity or narcissim at that part?

wait hold on bro
ur going 2 deep i can't handle it

>>854924
https://mega.nz/file/w8pQnaiD#IfAb_n8X6dvsD47qJk05E1B-MF89itf3qwBjocrBfyc
here
join me in listening to me

no way dude
i gotta go to sleep soon
i just opened up moe to try to make a new thread but i then i fucked that up
so basically my night is RUINED

>>854926
it is just 3 minutes

RUINED

SAVED

i am drunk but I still think that one is one of the...
well not best but
funniest one I have done ever in terms of karaoke songs

wow is this a bang thread?

technically

i kinda feel like this right now

>>854944
you will feel better if you liten to the trainwreck i linked in the last thread

oh wait it was in this thread

i truly lose my short term memory

>>854944
this video omg

>>854944

that's a good picture

what was the context of that, did he steal the bike or what

>>>/@orangechimps/1279902803247300608

Damn
Check out this hot waifu material

damn Ennio Morricone died

>>855091
F
He was pretty old though.

yeah
91 is a good amount of years to live

Night /moe/

>>>/watch?v=7LK8Xawk7Y4

>>>/watch?v=Jf3CPnDMVz0

>>855096
what is your stake?

medium rare with a nice mushroom sauce

>>855098
the best in royal guard sauce

>>855098
did you ever know
about the reason
why monsters
were tossed underground?

>>855100
what's he saying?
i only know vittu

>>855101
finland is a wonderful language to get to discuss in peace


thios bot is a fucking ton buyer'

finnish not finland
btw

yeah that seems about right

you lost it all

Joke's on you i never had it

>>855106
and hen I disabled you

why are you all so CUTE, holy fuck

that by proxy means me
and that by proxy
is false

so therefore
no one is anywhere

I think i invented a path

that no one can ever invent
predict

heheheheh

but can I harvest this truth=
nah

>>>/@THR/1280035383208787973
):

rest in peace
you were good son reaaal good
maybe one of the BESHT

time for stonks go brrrrr

cannot believe AMZN is almost 3000 this is absurd

>>855114
I'm gonna put on The Ecstasy of Gold in respect.

Hey Kirara you should go watch Lapis ReLights
It aired over the weekend and was pretty solid.
Cute girls being aidoru in a fantasy world.

oh cool
i saw it and thought it looked kinda bad so i was actually gonna check your reactions after you watched it to see if it was worth watching lol

At least for the first episode there was a very high attention to detail.
Not quite like PriCon visual quality but definitely higher than your average show.

neato
i'll def check it out afta work

cannot believe AMZN is 3000 this is absurd

meow

>>>/@BirdRespecter/1280036377854275585
she just... tweeted it out...

listenin to ennio hits
what a badass, always finding some sassy way to end a song

he was so good. absolute king

once upon a time in the west is an underrated score
harmonica, cheyenne, farewell cheyenne are all masterpieces

>>>/watch?v=BpHJ13rMVr8

untz untz

>>>/watch?v=3juaQvrlsZw

Death Rides a Horse is so good
listenin to ennio in the office

TSLA 1337 wtf kill me

grosssss

Ohayo
>>855134
Based

im gonna miss ennio

>>855137
Same

>>855121
even i liked it

Oh Dr. Stone's getting a second season in January 2021
That'll be fun.

so many things are atm scheduled for winter 21
i think that will change due to just tv slots running out

>>855140
No fun allowed!

october is the only time for anime that matters

>>855143
What airs then?

this one
majo no tabitabi/the journey of elaina

a character whose design ive been interested in for a few years and whose light novels are finally being release in eng, with an anime airing this year
its a good time for ton

she's good

>>855146
Cool

woof woof

who let da dogs out

wow http:// + firefox = doushio broken
but https is fine?

what in the nani

wow charlie daniels died too

FUTURRRRE
>>>/@devonzuegel/1280204402750455808

it's crazy how they just have these domes like
how many homeless people are there in toronto
why don't they use the domes for that or something
make some safe sleeping spaces

>>>/@cnni/1280092649559597057
bad stuff

>>855156
a dome like that is a far cry from a real living space

better than just a bench or something though

hello moe I saw cute girl at the store I work at today and
I think I'm infatuated

>>855156
Considerable homeless, but not like LA numbers or anything.
Probably an about standard number of homeless for the city size.
Judging from the photos the domes are somewhere on the west end of the city near the waterfront though, which is a somewhat better-off part of the city
I'd wager the fitness class is organized by some private enterprise too, not the actual city.
Which of course doesn't excuse them from putting the domes towards something doofy like this rather than a benefitial use, but like, the city should be obligated to look after its citizens.
I don't hold private enterprises to the same level of obligation.

>>855160
Like a customer or another worker?
I've definitely had girls that have popped into places I'm working that have been really cute.
It's an occasional highlight of working, I guess.

>>855163
Customer

But I think she's probably taken
She was on the phone with someone and it sounded like it might be her bf

Not that that's particularly important, cause like
Either way it's not like I have a chance there

TSLA 1400 cut! my! life! into! pieces!

>>855160
beware the oneitis

does that even matter when I've already accepted, even if I'm still uncomfortable with it, my fate?

give me back the years

Well that was needlessly depressing, but I don't think there's anything negative about infatuation with someone I can't ever really know
Oneitis better than noitis

my name is stetson tapadero and i am a rancher and gunslinger my revolver is named frontier justice and i have a cowboy hat because i'm cool

>>855171
18 NAKED COWBOYS

>>855171
fucking MINI SENTRIES AAAAAAA

ker pow yee haw

*flesh perforated noises*

>>855175
lewd.

kyaa dont put ur lead in my bloodstream DX

Also hey samu why does expanding and then closing images near the bottom of the page still fuck shit up and give you enormous dead space below the bottom of the page?
It was like that when I LEFT man

file a bug with the maintainer OH WAIT I SHOT THEM

YOU ARE THE MAINTAINER

It's a bit random when it happens, which honestly just makes it weirder

She also wears this big, I guess scarf or something, as a face mask, one of a total of 2 people I've seen wearing fuckall for a mask since this whole corona thing began, so I can't ACTUALLY see her face, But I can FEEL it is cute
You know?

Is that weird?

hire an escort

I've been gone for far too long if you think that's even an option
And it's not a financial barrier
Well
It IS a financial barrier, but that's not the important part

No
I didn't, and really I don't plan to
But that's not the point

did u chop it off

how about plan b
continue obsessing and armchairing

well hey you know what
last year on my birthday i fucked my back at the gym and spent the whole day lying prone on the floor in pain
so today is already loads better than that!

I'm armchairing now?

>>855188
>I can't ACTUALLY see her face, But I can FEEL it is cute
that's an armchair

That's INTUITION

it's da vibes
the cutie vibes
it's a real phenomenon

what about my star?

i've got an appointment for a therapy intake on monday now
uh oh

>>855192
what about it???

She's cute with the mask anyway

What bout my STTAATATATTATATATATATA
blam blam
and i take your money

you'll never outshoot me, stetson tapadero, the quickest gun this side of the rio grande

I got a fistful of dollars and a bagful of spy puts
no man can stop me

Is that really plan b tho
What doya think my plan A is?

it sounds like your plan A is do nothing for years??

Is that different from your proposed plan b?

i would like to propose a plan c where you mosey on up tip your hat and say "howdy ma'am what does a rootin tootin rancher like me gotta do to get dinner with a gal like you yee haw" and then twirl your lasso

>>855200
same thing

>>855201
Can't be done
Muri

me

imatts

thats true

like first of all I can't just ask out a customer, are you nuts
second, I don't actually know how to do that'

>>855205
i almost gave a streamer all my blood

>>855191
vibe check

*grabs mask pulls it back and lets go*

>>855207
i've been asked out be retail clerks! it happens all the time

sammers

Yeah but you live in fucking florida
People fight aligators for their meth stash in florida

>>855212
a price must be paid
a blood debt

>>855213
they do that in louisiana too

well maybe but still
can't do it
don't know how to do something like that
and if it falls through, that'll be real awkward every time she comes by which seems to be once a week at the least

fax her a picture of a heart

>>855213
>>855215
isn't that how they elect State government?

>>>/@chrissyteigen/1280001974956511233
oof

this one is ToN

well maybe in like a few years or something when I'm less horribly insecure about myself and my future

i sent ton a selfie and he said "damn you're good looking" kyaaaaa!! kyaa!

they changed the rules you know
I don't need to go through a psych exam anymore

I just need like
the confidence to try again, and the money to pay for meds, proabbly

>>855223
you two are so gay

why don't you, like, bang a hooker?

do you want a real answer or are you just fucking around?

tell me in 100 words or less

>>855225
nah ton is gay for me but my only love is JUSTICE and the wide open frontier
besides i don't want to get in the way of ton and pan's romance

>>855224
oh neato

Cause it's not about sex
Losing my virginity doesn't mean anything by and in itself, you know
It doesn't even like, exist

>>855220
correcr

>>855231
ok incel

>>855223
hey man when you're hot you're hot

>>855233
I resent that

i thought it wasn't about the sex?

hence, I resent being labeled a fucking incel

deal w/ it
use all that fighting energy you have to punch thru da womb

it's not like I have a choice but to deal with it

if you punch through someone's womb they might die please be very careful when handling wombs

behold my womb piercing piston technique

I mean if everything goes like I want it, "punching through someone's womb" won't be an actual option

simon the driller but for wombs

>>855240
This message was brought to you by the CommonwealthGovernmentCanberra

gonna get a double arm ectomy to become my true self

oh but I'M the lewd one

Fuck. where's rene. He'd get that
ausfags only

>>855242
Or maybe not
I'm still not sure how that stuff shakes out

For some people it seems to still function, but others it's just fucking done

ive been sayin this for years but someone oughta invent detachable cocks

cocks on drones
they've happened before they'll happen again

save me from the cock drone ive become

I'm glad
I
would probably lose mine if they could detach
leave it on the bus or something

just leave it at home in the box when you're not using it. what the fuck do you need your dick on the bus for

put in it a glass jar
leave it as a family heirloom

son, this cock belonged to my father. and his father. and his father before him. and now, it belongs to you

we're givin ur younger brother this chair leg

wait
peg legs
wooden pirate dick??
rotten with billage
help

There's also the part where I think I'd have a panic attack I guess, but that's neithere here nor there

>>855257
tfw your brother goes to jail for stealing a cock

arent you tired of being nice
dont you just wanna go to the store and buy me a gallon of milk

would that not be nice?

it would make me cry so someone should do it so i dont have to go

But I'd just spill some of it, and then you're not allowed to cry

you mother fucker

what a mean gallon of milk
someone should report it to the principal

>>855246
i love you

GUN is the loneliest number that you'll ever know

that's why the SOCIALists are trying to take it away from you

hedwig and the angry seven millimeters

why is his penis so angry

they botched the op
uhh
thpoilerthz

because he doesnt have this swag

hedwig is a BIRD ToN

>>855270
this would be a great post to link to in the archive in like 3 years

head wig

>>855273
bird cock
or

cloaca

BIRDS DON'T HAVE PENISES

bird is cock
cock is penis
bird is have penis

Hedwig is an OWL

i think hedwig was also a lady owl too which renders this kinda moot

>>855246
>>855246
>>855246

>>855266
80% same

you're right, seemingly
that's a detail I had either erased or never committed to memory

look at that lewd man

IT'S A SUZUHA

>>855284
hey look it's a character pan actually really likes

>>855282
BBlue
I heard Discommunication got licensed.

>>855277
Ducks have corkscrew penises.

look at that lewd hair

>>855288
Ducks are a crime against god

why?
by who?
this smells like a seven seas plot

by god
all of creation is god's work, so all crimes against god are also god's work

check out this sexy bird

me

>>855293
i am not attracted to this bird

>>855291
J novel club
Which is actually a company whose core concept I c cacacame up with a while back, Ibwas jealous of the founder but I'm happy it exists.

>>855295
okay how about this one

>>855295
What about this bird?

>>855294
yeah, i understand my problem with azazel now

My problem with Azazel is that she doesn't look like an actual angel.

>>855299
first of all, how dare you

>>855297
no
>>855298
no

>>855302
Wow, I can't believe you don't like Iroha.

some people are impossible to please!

who wants to see my beautiful organs

all i ask is that you are not armless

>>855301
you are welcome

i ask of you are you my butt

vintage dickbutt

>>855309
oh good, i am not alone in my brain

ker-chak

>>855311
im in there too

>>855305

>>855306
i don't know
sometimes i need a hand

>>855313
how's it goin in there
am i all together

oh boy
TWO steam gift cards
my family knows how to please

>>855317
Happy Birthday!

Sam, why don't we have hats?

>>855318
thanks mate

>>855317
congratuagetions

>>855319
what is hat???
>>855317
grats you luvky guy

going on family excursion to rescue car

on da road again

but peeeetah

🅱️eter,

>>855322
On tano on people's birthdays the images all have birthday hats on them.

gambit prime

hello hello

Hiyo Rika welcome home

a good day of work to all who werked

I've never worked a day in my life

I slept maybe 2 hours then got a call at 6:50 to ask if I could work at 8
but at least my lab results came back confirming I had a false positive and I can work again

>>855331
Good evening!

hello hello

How was your day?

Oh, it was okay. It was monday. I worked.

Wow, exciting stuff.

I sent off that letter of appeal today and set up an appointment with a new therapist. And worked. Lots of work.

I have a really wealthy client who comes from like, Kennedy-tier families, who wants to hire me as his personal therapist on, like, retainer, after he gets out of our program, haha

Retainer is good money.
Did you get good news on your reinstatement and stuff?

>>855341
I don't think I can do it on retainer, though. I think it'd be a violation of ethical standards if I took one of my clients as a client outside of my company.

No, I just delivered the letter today. It could be a few days before I hear the decision.

someone said boatposters are dumb
i'm a boatposter
and i'm dumb
is it my fault?

yes

>>855343
It's an ethical violation to work outside of your company? That's weird.

>>855346
Right. So if I move to another company, for example, I can't take my clients with me. Because my clients are technically clients of the center I work at, and I'm just their primary therapist.
So to work for this guy, I'd basically be taking a client of where I work as my own client outside of this company.
It's really looked down upon.
I wouldn't really get in any big trouble, but it could hurt my reputation a lot.

>>855344
dumb boatposter

that us a lewd cat

fun fact for you
i'm a cat

are you a lewd cat?

I don't have a lewd bone in my body.

you don't have any bones either

>>855347
Wow, that's pretty crazy.
Who wrote your rules?

I guess doctors use rules like that, but lawyers don't.

>>855354
Rich, elderly psychologists made those rules!

Well, I am a doctor, after all. Basically. I'm not a lawyer.

i'm a gat

whats your caliber

>>855355
It's weird to me
you're more like a lawyer than a doctor i think

>>855358
Haha, what do you mean?
My job is basically keeping people from dying!

>>855357
l o w w w

>>855359
Well, think about it this way.
You want your lawyer to know who you are, what you're about, what's going on with you.
You want your doctor to know how to fix your knee.

>>855361
Hmm, I guess.
But everyone calls me doctor or doc, so it can't be helped.

I do work a lot with the courts these days, but mostly just as support for my clients to get out of trouble.

>>855354
>Doctors use those rules
Not my psychiatrist
Or my GP

>>855347
That's really fucked up.

I dunno, I don't really think it's that big of a deal.
If my clients happen to follow me when I move, it's not like anyone is going to be pissed off about it, really.

>>855362
I think in terms of the relationship between you and your client, you're more like a lawyer.
You knowing them and them knowing you is important.

The only doctor I really want to know too much about is the one that has to look at uncomfortable places.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hmh4ai/aita_for_asking_my_hindu_next_door_neighbor_to/

>>855348
D:

>>855367
I guess that's true. Clients tell me the stuff you'd tell a lawyer and a lot more.
Although usually you don't know a lot about your therapist. I'm a special case because as an addict, disclosure can be therapeutic for my clients and I'm an open book, but most therapists don't like to talk about themselves and try to make the relationship super one-sided.

>>>/@MerriamWebster/1280246735336603648
merriam webster is a weeb

legerdemain sounds like a german army thing

i remember when kirara wanted to be a lawyet
lawyer*

>>>/@onlyafrogames/1280266430785761280

Only a frog aims

>>855374
garbage timeline

YAAAHHH
rewind time

>>855336
this image is sinful
ｓｉｎｓ

>>>/watch?v=ZM66w3O7G9k
truly the greatest samples in the history of SNES modtracking

>>>/watch?v=WuWA-h2PHnk
also good

pls no shamrock

No sham rock here only REAL rock

anime >>855383 →

Wow. What bait

>>855391
EXTRA has 10 servants, 8 of which I'd be super down for, 1 of which I didn't really want.
Can you imagine what happened because I don't think you can

There's a lot of servants i want too mate
but it's $38US
I'm not spending that on a mobile game
you could buy so many full, proper games
>>855395
oh. maybe it's in aud then
I assumed it was US since it's on the American servers
>>855398

38?
It's 23 USD

That or our currency things are different
It's only 15 sq as opposed to the usual 30

By the way answer was not just this

but THIS
which is just cruel

>>855399
wow wtf

>>855398
>>855400
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

holy shit dude that's hilarious

>>855391

>>855402
Please don't make posts that are that wide.

>>855402
it is actually hurting me a bit

status/1280121983699521536
whoops
>>855409
what's this Chick's

chick's deal

>>855405
oh my god that is too funny

like
that's like
ok so 10% chance of the guaranteed being jeanne
1% chance for ssr in general
10% chance that THAT one is Jeanne
that's like fucking
holy shit

just give me melt

maybe if you pawn off everything you own

but papa marsh melt is limited...

like
everyone else I want

>>855414
Just stop wanting things.
Problem solved

That is such a greeder move though
to hit you up with a whole bunch of freebies
and then have all the best servants in the game on a paid-only roll

>>855416
Bruh
It's a skinner box disguised as an RPG.
Of course it'll have shit llilike this.

I threw 30 sq at the skagi banner and got yan qing which is like

ok

>>855408

>>855418
fucking 600sq and nothing to roll on.
>>855417
sad boi times.

bb banner is what I have to wait for

after that is kama assuming I don't touch the bb rerun banner.
>>855423
yeah yeah yeah you think sakurafaces are gross I know

>>855422

>>855422
i dont think, i know

Do you know for certain that they'll have BB banners again in the future?

I looked at the future banners.
Summer BB is this summer stuff, and there's the rerun of the event for BB which has a melt banner and stuff.
>>855429
yes.

>>855428
Is she in a swimsuit?

>>855428
Noice

then after kama the only thing I have in mind to look forward to is summer melt

Oh I was mixing up BB with Passion Lip.
I never played CCC so I don't remember all the sakuras.

>>855433
gross

>>855434
Rude

i have enough strong units that i can beat pretty much everything in the game without a challenge
so at this point it's just a waifu simulator

>there never was any challenge all you do is tap on coloured cards

suisecretary is trying to get me into fire emblem

it's p decent

i know nothing about the franchise though, so ideally I'll emulate a few of the old gameboy games before getting into the mobage

>>855446
Please don't get into anymore mobage.

>>855446
The Fire Emblem mobage isn't very good.
Rather there's a tonne of main series games that are quite excellent, including some of those GBA games.
But if you can find a good 3DS emulator there's also some great 3DS games too.

>>855419
why's she grey though

>>855449
She's not

>>855448
yeah but I'd assume you'd say that fgo isn't very good either
which hasn't stopped me from sinking hours and hours into it

The difference is F/GO has effectively become a mainline Fate game.
The Fire Emblem mobage is still just a mobage project.
Just go play the mainline Fire Emblem games they're way better.

>>855454
it's not like it's an either/or thing though
i almost never play phone games when I'm at home and could be playing actual games

Ooh Baby. He's back again
I'm subscribed to the channel because honestly I like a lot of the music/art he puts up
but every. single one has the god damn chuuniiest quote in the background
and this one is no exception
>>>/watch?v=D-nc-ygei58

>>855450
you asked that question on tano

>>855463
Yes, but to a different image.

yes, >>855408

dude why is she grey?

>>855471
She's maid of mercury.

>>855471
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/trimmau

mercury meltdown
for the psp

>>855479
Huh, that game sounds fun.

Night /moe/

sweet dreams.

@ton

Beat it

hello /moe/

>>855480
it's an alright puzzle game

>>855487
You're an alright puzzle game.
>>855486
hello.

>>855488
howd you spend your birthday
birthday boi

ima turn on enforced HTTPS
email me if anything breaks
[email protected]

>>855489

>>855490
Was there anything specific that prompted this decision?

>>855491
thanks

>>855493
It wasn't that different from any other day.

>>855492
i tried opening doushio in firefox and it was immediately broken on http
that plus privacy & security by default

>>855494
did you get a McDonald's party in the playroo
m

i was playing uncharted 4
well

playing is a strong word

>>855496
I did, actually
It was a ton of fun until they called the cops

i had a nightmare about cleaning up blood

>>855495
Beginner question but humor me
What's the advantage of the secure layer when the front page of doushio is openly accessible to the public anyway
>>855499
but i thought you loved blood

>>855499
did you sponge it upp

>>855501
yeah
i had a dream like it last night too
i was in a hotel room with a girl and she died in the shower, i dont know how or why but there was a lot of blood
and then now i had this dream where i was in there cleaning blood off the shower head and there was a handprint on it that i was getting off and a footprint in the blood too
idk what it's about but it really freaked me out i guess

>>855500
your communications cannot be altered or hijacked by your ISP
or eavesdropped upon, if you were using a secure area of doushio

also if you use encrypted DNS then no one can tell at all what server you are talking to
well, would have a hard time at least
>>855502
oh jeez
stress dreams
>>855505
yea idk it's like not crucial but i might as well for all websites

>>855503
were you more concerned with stuff other than /moe/ then? because that was kind of my point, /moe/ at least seems pretty openly accessible.

>intercepting and altering anime shitposts

>>855500
it's more the reason there was blood and me cleaning it that is bothering me
gore doesn't bother me

i guess i will start my day early
I can't get back to sleep

dam you just had it huh

i should go to bed cuz i wanna get up for the market in 4.5 hours
fuk

>>855504
Yeah. Fair enough.
Always a good idea to er on the side of privacy and security.

I was basically trying to close the gaps in my own knowledge of how a ssl works. Because it makes complete sense why you'd want it for banking or amazon or even shit like youtube
but an imageboard maybe less so.
especially on doushio where everything is ABOVE BOARD.


I've been dabbling in cyber security classes a little
my university stuff has been less full on this year so I've been doing extra classes at the equivalent of community college
it's just all very interesting.

https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1280121983699521536
https://www.twitter.com/i/web/status/1280121983699521536
work damn you

>>>/@TRMRqqqqqqq/1280121983699521536
thar

we back

let's go spy puts
>>855511
oh i seeee
i would blanket justify it as "defense in depth" from a security standpoint baybeee

spy bustin thru 316 fuck

tech just keeps goin up
tsla somehow is still 1400

>>855518
mi mi mi mi miku

>>>/@billritter7/1280334805423591426

ow

what the f

musta been an interesting flight

they must have had a hail of a time

fucking valorant ads everywhere reeeee

wjat is a valorant

another Riot game that looks really cool in the promotional cutscenes but turns out to be yucky gameplay

From what I've seen it's an arena FPS game but the style is more akin to Counter-Strike aside from the fact that people have super powers.

lack of sleep and that dream is messin with me today
my vibes are all scrambled

Sounds like you need a vibe check

please

Sorry

no i mean please give me a vibe check

Well sorry I can't give you a vibe check!
I'm not an authorized vibe checker!

damn it

>>>/@Blun_Z/1280535051378270208

>>855536

you're always watching huh

sadly
but also i wouldn't be normally id be at work right now

are you off today?

no i wish
i had to bathe dog so im just going in later

My favorite game about hacking, wash dogs

ahhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What you hollerin' about

We're trying to put out 4 chapters of Merry.
I'm working on 125-126, partner's working on 127-128
and i'm proofreading 128 right now
and it is really hard to catch mistakes because this is the coolest fucking chapter in a long time oh man

i have to reread this
but with Giorno's Theme playing

>this pose

Ohayo!

Happy Tanabata /moe/!

wow big matsuri

oomatsuri

Daimatsuri

saikou no matsuri

>>855554
I hope not.

whats a tanbata

Tanabata is a Japanese holiday and celebration of the myth of Orihime and Hikoboshi, two lovers that are separated by the vastness of the river which is the Milky Way.
It's the festival you might see in Japanese media where they attach papers inscribed with wishes to bamboo trees. Falls on July 7th, which happens to be today.

thank you very informative
would you call them star-crossed lovers

Yes.
It's somewhat interesting how despite being entirely separate and different cultures, concepts of being in love but thwarted by higher powers exists in both European and Asian cultures, isn't it.

makes you think

Almost everything makes me think that's hardly something remarkable and worth bringing up.

I don't think

yeah have you ever tried not like ton

Wouldn't even know where to start.

step one: shut of brain
step two: tragically fall into a crippling gacha addiction because you can't think to stop

got rejected by the girl from that date on saturday
another one bites the dust

F

damn that sucks

>>855567
oh are you the one that taught ton's mom F

gunshot briiiiiide
the trigger cries and i

BOLSONARO IS POSITIVE FOR CORONA

soz but that's old news

no it just came out a few hours ago!!

ah yes i remember 11am PST like it was merely yesterday

>>>/@SimmonsFox5/1280605129180418052

j-j-j-j-jackson

wow it's funny how taking a four hour nap makes it feel like this morning was a whole other lifetime ago

>>855568
i dont think so but honestly maybe because i do sometimes verbalise "Fs in the chat"

>>855561
what does this make you think

>>855579
It makes me wonder if rats have a developed enough brain/tongue palate to distinguish between the cardboard taste of Cheerios and actually flavourful food.

I'm home now and the power is out.
Why this.

I just want to take it easy.

>estimated time for restoration
>two hours from now
>has been out for 4 hours
what the fuck

Those are the kinds of times I'd expect from living out in the countryside, not a relatively urban location.

yeah, there wasn't even a bad storm or anything
completely sunny skies when it apparently went out

still waiting on fedex to show up

i guess it will be up to /moe/ to entertain me
since my brain is too fried to read a book

hey ton play that stupid damage record level on fgo and tell me what you get

>>855587
nah

CUS YOU KNOW YOU'LL LOSE YOU FUCKING PUSSY

>>855527
>>855528
arena specifically means like the opposite of counterstrike

also valorant is fun but it's basically just CS:GO
like, if you like CS:GO then the only reasons not to like Valorant are a rejection of the nuanced differences (which is acceptable for a long-time hardcore fan) or some sort of ideological standpoint about the game involving its creator or their practices (like the rather intrusive anti-cheat or the way they've treated users in League of Legends at various points in time)

but in terms of gameplay, it's literally just CS:GO with a better lineup of guns, characters with abilities that for the most part act like smokes and flashes, characters with vision tools (the biggest major difference), and much worse map design

oh yeah and somehow less kids, which is weird

>>855559
Yeah but the higher powers have a good reason to separate Orihime and Hikoboshi, if they're nearby they skip their work and spend all their time together.

pog
i played some OW w/ a stremmer
now i feel empty inside

fill your insides

time for JAMAICAN PATTY

>>855594
im so sorry

>>>/@CharliesPerkins/1280502722010263562
happening. finally

>>855598
! ! !

>>855598
aw fuck yeah bud

oh this is one of those situations where the kids these days say the poggers right?

>>855564
no thoughts
head empty

>>>/@DropDeadDeputy/1280319389238095872
nsfw

>HE BODY IS MADE TO LIVE AND BE LIVED IN! WE ARE BURIED INSIDE THE BODY! TOUCH US SELDOM IF EVER. THIS IS NOT A SACRED PLACE. NOTHING BUT CRUT HERE. WE EAT THE BONE TO TASTE THE MEAT. PK FIRE.

hmmm
I will shield

>>855603
what a whore

>>>/@KwCongressional/1280614766323654662

ah yes
the entirety of kpop, the whole genre
is sus

oh shit BATTEN THE HATCHES

>>855607
what the fuck is happening

>>855610
kpop stans took down some government surveillance app a while ago by flooding them with fancams
i think it's related to that

consider yourselves NOTICED kpopers

>kpopers
>popers

im poppy

Hi poppy
I'm pappy

BTS (Big Time Socialists)

is that congressman actually a deep neural net bot

>>>/@KwCongressional/1280433793330040832
lmao what a simp

rise of the kpope

i gotta get free from all this skin

The body is made to live and be lived in!

i am a point in time and space
which is not different from its place and function

I am a point and click adventure

PICK UP Tree

USE Tree with bagpipe

the gate opens. inside, you see houses. in front of each house is a screaming void.

fill the voids with used PS2 games

the voids are satisfied. they leave in peace

hello hello

hello rika
how are you doing today

hello yes you are rika

soon it will be dark enough to sleep
but hopefully the dreams will not come for me again

henlo

look what ton texted me

oh no ton

poor guy

the gacha addiction
the hololive obsession
it all makes sense now
but I wish it didn't

I can't believe you'd use what was such an obvious bait message.

>>855630
>>855631
hello, I'm doing okay

>>855638

>>855639
that's good
im extremely tired

>>855634
the truth comes out

in definite...
this isn't the iimage I picked

in definitely unrelated news I've got a new phone and I might try to watch anime on it periodically
gotta uh
culture myself

>>855643
You finally get an Android phone?

no

>>855645
I'm disappointed in you.

I like what I like

>>855647
What you lke is sub optimal.
*like

If there's anything playing too many gacha has taught me, it's that playing less than optimally can be a lot richer of an experience.

>>855649
What's wrong with her legs?

she probably fucked them up from wearing like 4 foot heels

>>855651
>4 foot heels
How tall is she with them?

i can smell teh weeds

>>855652
190 cm

>>855654
So she's 2'2" without hheels?

No, four foot heels was a hyperbole

alright apparently the heels are 30 cm

>>855634
why does this seem familiar

She was a mess, he was stupid.
The thing is what his actions meant to him, and how did it come to be that it was so.

There was this guy who had a thing for showing off, and a fetish for offending others. I keep trying to understand just what has created this, and i think i'm close, but i wish my chest would stop having a weird invisible blood trickling down my chest.

Why is hurting others so important?
Theoretically speaking, it's been engineered. Tom and Jerry have created a fetish.

she was a punk
he did ballet
what more can i say

I just want to bleed, since it seems this kind of wound, in spite of feeling like bleeding, doesn't seem to kill at all.
But I don't get it how come the fetishstands.

>>855659
you said chest twice

my sister's boyfriend left today and i am extremely depressed about it

IMBANG

>>855664
wat happen

>>855666
he went back home haha
he was staying with us for the last 5 weeks it was awesome

Hmmmm

👀

Oh KanaHana got married.
That's really nice to hear.
To another seiyuu to boot.

The seiyuu industry can really often end up with people married to their jobs and eternally single, so it's very good to know that they were able to both find partners despite that.

>>855671
she got married to giorno giovanna!

Yeah I know it's hella cool
I don't know which one I'm more jealous of!

anime >>855674 →

Just joking Ono Kenshou has a pretty suave voice but, like,
Kana Hana.

>>855671
>>855672
Forever alone Childhood Friend finally marries and it's a fuckin' JoJo. The greatest flex.

A motherfuckin' JoJo husbando

oh no
oh noooooooooooooo

IS THAT A KANAHANA FUCKIN JOJO REFERENCE
I want to die now.
Thanks

You're welcome!

When she becomes a mom, I'm going to make that joke and I will be canceled by the end of the day

>>855680
hopefully she gets the Jojo husbando and not the Aldnoah Zero husbando
cause he was also Slain Tryhard

(also the guy with the cat from Doukyonin/my roommate is a cat")

oh and the PAN guy from Bungou Stray Dogs

he gets a lot of varied work! Lucky for him

He was also Shikamaru from Naruto I think.
Or whatever that lazy complaining shadow manipulating ninja was.

>>855691
yeah that's shikamaru
he just wants to take a permanent nap

Don't we all.

wow thats me im pan

>>855694
this is who i was thinking of

>>855695
this man looks like an actually evil adachi i like it

>>>/@BitchWithA_W/1280543845508415488

>>855696
he's great
he's got a huge inferiority complex despite being incredibly strong though

al l he wants is for daddy dazai to say he done good
but that's probably not gonna happen since he keeps trying to kill dazai and his friends

>>855697
what a diva!
👁️👄👁️

>>>/@deepleffen/1248289690643361797
sometimes the bots just have the best punchlines

>>855705
those emojis creep me out

>>855706
oh god lol

hbox is part of smashgate too oh no

>>855706
wow

oof yea years of sexual jokes are backfiring

i think hbox has come out of it battered but still good?
he's admitted to doin shitty things as a human being but not a pedo or psychopath

>>>/@DeepLeffen/1251539139612172288
the AI has no restraint

ｉｎｔｅｒｇａｌａｃｔｉｃ　ｐｌａｎｅｔａｒｙ
ｐｌａｎｅｔａｒｙ　ｉｎｔｅｒｇａｌａｃｔｉｃ

>>855707
her glass is too long.

look i have to
>>855714
i'll show you something too long

i tried to drink champagne out of a flute once it was horrible

i never understood how people drink out of flutes.
when i tried it just kept spilling out of the holes

I just spent like 6 hours playing Shantae.
It's really fun but I'm at a really tedious part.

THE BUBBLY CONTAINMENT FIELD IS FAILING JUNIOR!
PILE MORE COAL ON THE FAIR USE INCINERATOR

>>855718
what's the tedious bit?
it's a platformer right

>>855720
Okay so you have these transformations that you do to get around certain obstacles
And there is this elaborate maze thing set up all throughout a level that just looks like a decoration
And you turn into a tiny mouse and crawl arpund in it
But in order to even get to that part you have to ggo through a bunch of jumping and clinbing
Oh and did I mention that there are gaps in the maze because its mostly on different floating platforms
So you have to crawl into moving floating platforms with just the right timing, if you ttitime it wrong you fall and have to do all the normal platforming all over again in order to restart the maze.

local ton is hoping this is a good omen

>>855719
inform michael bubbly that his bubbly is ruined. too much coal

michael bubbly has become complacent and bloated with his empire of glassware and glass blowers. his arrogance has scorned the land and burned our crops. send in the skull girls

I really like Skullgirls
Too bad there will never be a sequel.

>>855721
ah yea i lack the patience to have to restart levels all the way from one lil mistake
im spoilt by Celeste

>>855726
Oh don't worry, this isn't an entire level its just one area
I can skip areas I've beaten before with the teleportation dance though.

Each level has multiple areas and each area has a checkpoint
But not all areas have a save point.
You go back to te check point if you fall into a pit and have more than 1/2 heart
It's been a while since I died from damage so i don't remember what happens when you die that way

Anyways it's the area right before the mermaid factory.

>boobs on a mech suit

>>855731
Oooh
How are you liking it?

>>855732
err... It's kind of hot, I guess
I generally prefer girls to be made out of flesh though.

>>855733
I meant the series

I know .

I'm enjoying the show. I like the world they've been building.

>>855735
Tell me when you finish it because there's some stuff near the end that won't make sense unless you're familiar with Tenchi Muyo lore.
Since Geminar is a spin off of Ryo Ohki.

>>>/watch?v=XKBwItDNrEU

Although I do think you'd like Ryo Ohki.
I highly recommend it.
It's basically the Ur-Harem anime.

>>855738
i'll check it out.

Wait Ur is the wrong word.
I guess its the pinnacle of it.
Urusei Yatsura is the Ur-harem series
Hrrrm
Actually no
Urusei Yatsura is really more of a love triangle than a harem, same with Ranma.
I guess Ryo Ohki is the ur-harem anime afterall.
>>855739
Tell me when you're ready tp download it, I found a really good encode of the BD rips of the first few batches of the OVA.

>>855740
probably tomorrow then

>>855740
urusei yatsura is not a love triangle or harem
it is nonstop gags

Night /moe/

>>>/watch?v=5rz1TcLVFzY

Sleep is hard.

Ayyyyyyy

interesting
you have to use a contact tracing app to eat in for takeaway
>>855747
NICE

will be fun when those become "temporary emergency measures enforced by law" that never get repealed

>>>/watch?v=lUAT2u5X1Zo
>>>/watch?v=wpkf2wx7-9k

reposting
>>>/watch?v=Xyr7NSev5Rg

ever wondered why is it head quarters?
why not head halfs
or buttquarters

hindquarters is a word

Oh wow
I managed to bug it again

I have no idea how this happens, but you can wipe out the colony for maximum renegade
but with just 1 alive, it will still treat it as "feros survived" in mass effect 3, giving you the war assets as if you had saved everyone

Oh
>melee attacks don't kill them
that explains

>>>/watch?v=urUXVAbC6fc
The song is probably about to change
about tamaonsen meg- oh it's changing yeah
but damn
i need this megalovania

>>855747
ayyyy congrats

whoever did the sky art on this planet did a good job

it was me

kaho

amusingly i am on Chaho system atm...

wow, all the most popular canadian stonks on robinhood are ... marijuana and shopify

>LONDON (Reuters) - Scientists warned on Wednesday of a potential wave of coronavirus-related brain damage as new evidence suggested COVID-19 can lead to severe neurological complications, including inflammation, psychosis and delirium.

covid 19 gonna be this generation's lead paint

i can't wait until 70% of the planet's people are living in eternal psychosis

you'll never want for clients (!)

there won't be need for psychology once everyone is insane!

the solution is
to just
stop getting tested
because if you don't get tested you can't have it

i am unironically hoping the world falls into just absolute madness
it feels like the ending that makes the most sense

madness you say

let us begin construction of a great chaotic altar

the mushrooms are the only altars i need tyvm

michael bay mode

>>>/watch?v=ErRAM2wuMJg
best scene in video game history

>>855750
this girl is sinful!

Aren't we all

not stetson tapadero

im sorry, who

tech stonks go up
all other stonks go down
you can't explain that

but can you expand that

i can expand anything
that's my power

>>>/@maelfyn/1280842996171358208
wat
is this true

possible
her secret twitter account was discovered as well

Re:Zero's second season is a go
I'm excited to see how this all goes.

>>>/@Blun_Z/1280890019360714753
I wish I could say I was surprised but I had already heard bad things about them before.

Ohayo!

>>855785
neat

soups

I'm more of a stew guy

>>855790
Same

>>855789
How do you feel about alligators?

simmering alligator bones
thats how you make a stew
other than that i have no opiniona

I love alligators.
I miss seeing them all the time like when I lived in Florida.

> SymPy is a Python library for symbolic mathematics. It aims to become a full-featured computer algebra system (CAS)

notice me sympy
>>855794
i still havent been to florida ever
it scares me
but i wanna see hogwarts and miami someday

>>855795
Kek
I love computer algebra systems.

>>855795
Florida is a great pplace to visit.

under normal circumstances

i was gonna go
but then i had to go to canada to get surgery instead
rip that trip

>>855798
Yeah

>>855798
Oh, rip.

i was also gonna go to nola but then covid19 happened
the universe conspires against my ever visiting the South

I have a taxidermied alligator head I got in an airport gift shop.
You can get all sorts of gator themed stuff down there.
Like gummy gators, gator jerky, gator socks etcetera.
I never got around to getting gator jerky though cause we never drive to Florida anymore.
Gator jerky is more of a thing you buy from a shack on the side of the road with a sign that says "boiled peanuts, watermelon, gator jerky" rather than a grocery store and I don't really see any of those places in the area we visut.
*visit

They don't always have watermelon but they do always have boiled peanuts.
For some reason boiled peanuts are really popular in the south.
If you ever ddrve through the south you'll see a bunch of boiled peanut places and signs that say "see rock city" and signs that say "go to church or the devil will get you".

boiled? how strange

what do u like about gators

>>855804
I like reptiles a lot.
Gators are basically just giant carnivorous lizards and I love lizards.

Ah, but if there were frogs the size of alligators I'd like them even more than alligators.

are boiled peanuts strange

>>855807
No one eats them here.
Do you ever put them in coke?
My dad says that's popular.

nah but i know people who do that, i'm told it's very good

i have never heard of boiled peanuts in coke

>>855810
You probably just aren't far enough south.

I'll ask my friend from Tennessee if people do that there.
It

i feel like you're just being pranked by southerns I lived in Alabama for two years and didnt hear of it there either

>>855813
Do you know about RC and moonpie?

As in putting moonpies in RC or the brands

No
As in getting them together.

No almost everyone I've met hates RC

i only ever had idk baked or fried??? peanuts
boiled sounds moist

the moist nut

>>>/@amaiahorion/1280600804462903298

>>>/@MikeNayna/1280673705891254272
replace word with other word
let thAt SiNk In

>>>/@nakamura193/1280925510592151552
th-thanks ikumi

There possibly is a thing as too much candidness

i am coffeine

in crystalline form

>>>/@hdevalence/1280933298068262912

honestly the highways in the bay area always scared the daylights out of me
grr
but i guess californians are just used to it that way

Just because people are used to doing something badly is no reason to not improve!

Black Healer had such a lame ending.

yeah im bysexual

Yeah I'm byesexual

Our thermostat's batteries died some time in the morning so we woke up to an entirely closed-off house sitting probably somewhere around 28C or so.
It was really swelteringly hot.

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