I mean artillery is still a dreadfully damaging weapon but it is more of a suppressive weapon in modern warfare than an offensive weapon
!C0.PerkELE
ofc this is in MODERN warfare the formations are two to hundreds strong not hundreds to tens of thousands strong like it was in the last great war
so in the next great war, who knows
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
the next great war will be fought with dragons.
!C0.PerkELE
it will be won by me
Anno
it'll be won by my sick year eight trebuchet
Anno
that was a fun history project
Anno
there was that one other guy who built a fuckhuge gravity powered trebuchet had a concrete block and all but no range or accuracy it was a bit impressive though
>>831125 a bet a third of those morons will get sick lol
JaPAN
>a third as if those cock-eyed peanut brittle luddites aren't spitting all over each other as they spray their half baked conspiracies all over eachother and anyone nearby they are all going to get sick, every one
JaPAN
most of them probably haven't washed their fucking MAGA cap since 2016
>>831129 i wish they didn't. i know they're going to get really fucking sick and still go outside. probably without a mask or anything.
JaPAN
then again if ohio somehow broke the new york record that would be pretty impressive. godspeed
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
dissertation defense at 1 please support me by praying for untold calamity to befall academia
Anno
I can't really earnestly say that but I hope you do well with your defense.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
haha thanks
JaPAN
>>831132 sending my thoughts and prayers that someone detonates a bomb wherever you are defending your dissertation ruining everyone else's day completely
Anno
Grinding out a hundred iron garden chairs is kind of a lengthy process but making 450,000 Bells off them is pretty nice. Plus I was stockpiling all that iron for a day like this anyway.
>>831168 right? a bushel of bananas is like $2 at the store at most killing someone over $2? insane
rook
>>831165 I'm sure he's got some choice words for that
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831172 he was like wtf joker and joker is just like "please. i literally do not want to do this" and sojiro sees the pain in joker's face and gets it
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the twins think that sojiro is a godslayer though
rook
well yeah he is
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
tfw sojiro can't be a phantom thief
JaPAN
if someone came into my backyard i would probably assume they were there to rob my house and shoot them if they were just like eating my tomatoes then whatever. the birds do that too
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i would certainly be prepared to defend myself but i wouldn't take action unless they were obviously up to no good
JaPAN
people in Texas are polite enough to ask before coming into your garden I'm sure if he just wanted my bananas he would have said so!
JaPAN
really though if you don't have a gate you can't get mad if people just walk in
Anno
I think it's fine to get a little mad even if you don't have a gate. Like our backyard's gated off but it's not a locked gate or anything. Plus the gate and the surrounding fence is like waist high at best so it's not like it's keeping anybody out. But I feel like not locking up is an implicit trust that random strangers aren't just gonna waltz in and be there. Do I feel threatened by the possibility? No, but that doesn't change the fact that walking in to people's semi-private yards with no good reason, or a somewhat dishonest reason, is fucking weird.
i filled out that online form to get my virus money and the IRS accepted my request hopefully that means i get the money
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Maccas is 24 hours
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
nothing is 24 hours right now
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
except some gas stations
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
What about clocks
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
no?? clocks are 12 hours you stupid
Anno
Nothing is twenty-four hours because time don't real
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>831193 Man this virus really has fucked the economy
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
did you see? the US has 22 MILLION lost jobs in the last MONTH lmao and richard burr (one of our more known politicians) went on TV and said that he thinks the $1200 stimulus checks the american people are getting is enough to last them 10 weeks without work
Anno
Twelve hundred dollars might cover ten weeks of groceries but I'm not sure what else.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
also richard burr is the guy who found out how bad coronavirus was gonna hit the US and then kept it to himself and some of his rich friends and they all did insider trading to get even richer when the virus actually got bad and tanked the market lol god bless america
>>831210 i mean the government takes like 50% of some people's income
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
when i worked at the suicide hotline - a nonprofit where i made $10.50 an hour - the government took 40% of my income in taxes and gave it to all of these stupid old people that are out here killing themselves with coronavirus
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831210 if i ran a persona themed tabletop game would you be interested in playin
>>831208 hey man, i just gave you a call but it said the number i dialed is unavailable did you change numbers or somethin?
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
>>831217 Yeah but I'm assuming you weren't making over like 90 grand
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831219 yeah that's why i had to pay so much income tax
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
But why were you paying so much
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
because that's what happens when you are poor in the united states the government takes your money
月
yeah i pay almost 40% on my taxes and i barely make enough to live as it is
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the richer you are the easier it is to pay less taxes if you're poor you're stuck with the government ripping thousands of dollars from you and your hard work
rook
gotta keep the poors poor, otherwise they might have enough time off work to realize what a shit life they live
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
Gomen I don't get it
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
If you have a lower income, surely you qualify to pay a lower % of income as tax Is that not how it works
月
also im getting that my eligibility status is unavailable for the stimulus lol gotta figure that out so i can get some money
i broke the tax threshold by 200 dollars for needing to file but i still filed 2018 idk why im not already eligible
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831227 on paper yes but in reality, we pay far more than the rich in terms of percentages at least
if it doesnt make sense to you think about who writes these rules
Anno
In the States, there's so many loopholes to cut down on your taxes if you're rich that it's more of a belief in the goodness of people that gets relied on to ensure they pay taxes. As such...
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i paid more taxes - not by percentage, but by literal dollars - than amazon (the richest company in the world owned by the wealthiest man in all of human history) in 2018
Marsh shitposting on the go via Telephone
I'm sorry for my /moe/ friends who have to work with a dysfunctional government.
Not that things are perfect here Far from it But you don't seem to come across these same kinds of issues
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the government isn't dysfunctional it functions exactly as it is designed to
月
ive learned to cope with being poor i'm never getting out of it in this system
relying on money for my happiness here would be a mistake
Maria
>>831213 I'd be interested and I'd appreciate the offer but I'd decline just because I don't like committing to long term social things like that where the whole thing breaks if I don't show up
>>831279 How was work? What did you have for lunch?
Maria
>>831304 I had a piece of chicken Work was annoying. Had a woman call and ask if we could pay for $140 worth of petrol for her to travel from Auckland to Napier. In the middle of a lockdown with domestic travel restrictions. Had another call where we made a payment to a womans electricity company a few days ago and she called back to tell us she gave us the wrong company because she mixed up her bills with her address from back in January
Maria
which means we now have to chase up that other company for the money
Damn I'm in bed so I can't message notso on steam. I'm hesitant to text him in the middle of the night even if he's off work. I'm also hesitant to text lv since I know he'll just text notso.
>chadley talks like a robot because he's a fucking robot
FormerRei@mobile
God This room is so fucking hot I have the window open and it's supposed to be around 32°F My friend refuses to adjust the thermostat oor let m adjust it because he's afraid of breaking it. *or let me adjust
FormerRei@mobile
Oh it's only 42°F I wish it were colder
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
im playing valorant gaem is not for babby
Anno
Valorant? Is this a game for ants?
FormerRei@mobile
Oh I've heard about that It's like Counter Strike but you play as Overwatch characters.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i have no idea what im doing
JaPAN
it's like counter strike except it's counter strike
JaPAN
>>831357 just make sure you stop moving before you shotto
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
time to test da capture card
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
twitch.tv/samurailalc
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
holy fuck framerate died
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the preview is unplayable while streaming jee
FormerRei@mobile
Wait, isn't the point of using a capture card on your pc to prevent that by doing most of the work in hardware?
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yea its weird guess i gotta play on the TV passthru
The only thing that is the same as the original at all is probably just the themes, characters, and location Everything else about the game is a new game I think what they did to the combat is really fun
Anno
>>831389 At least with the Japanese it seems like they consider a "Remaster" to be literally what you're saying. Where as a "Remake" is it remade from the ground up. The Resident Evil remakes have been kind of in that same pool too. They rework the stages and puzzles, rewrite the plot a fair bit, on top of upgrading the visuals to an insane degree. It's actually pretty cool. People like to complain about stuff getting remade but when its to this level of care and rework it's practically a whole new game.
JaPAN
>>831389 They turned it into an action RPG where you manually attack and use a "Tactical Mode" that slows down time so you can input things like spells and abilities while also engaging in real-time combat featuring blocking, dodging, and all that jazz you can also switch between the active characters at will >>831393 The AI will automatically attack and block for you if you don't control them, but you have to issue commands to get them to use skills, or take control of them to move them out of things/reposition
With aerith in your party for example you can switch between all 3 characters to get them to all stand in this ability she has to put a field that replicates any offensive magic a character casts inside of it, and simultaneously have them all cast to take advantage of the doubled damage
月
can you micromanage everybody, or does AI assist? is it like kingdom hearts or like dragon age
JaPAN
Or you could just smash square with cloud and with R2/L2 have either of your party members use their skills it's much faster to build the ATB meter that's required to use abilities if you switch between characters and micromanage them but you probably don't have to
月
yeah that's really cool i like really touch challenges that require you to painstakingly micromanage everyone's actions like you can have the AI do it but you substantially benefit from doing it all yourself >>831391 yeah i wonder if it got the same amount of time and care that the original did im sure the process is much more streamlined now but also they're probably a lot bigger and have more people to put time into it
JaPAN
playing on normal I've died a few times because I wasn't utilizing the other party members well
Anno
I might have to go out to the store at some point in the next couple days. Wanted to do chili this weekend but last time my mother was in town and going shopping I forgot to mention I'd exhausted a lot of the spices I like for chili last time I made it. As well as some other stuff I'd like. Don't really want to go to a store thoughhhh
JaPAN
>>831395 I can say for sure the RE2 remake felt like it was a super well made game and a shockingly similar but much better experience all around But I've heard that people were a little disappointed in the RE3 one in comparison to the job they did remaking RE2. I never played RE3 though, so I wouldn't be able to compare it to anything when I do getting around to playing it.
With FF7, the amount of sheer detail they pack into every town makes me feel like they really labored on this one. The cities feel so alive. Every single random character around the slums has stuff to say and they change what they say constantly. Walking around one of the slumtowns is just a nonstop chatter, it feels really alive.
I'm loving everything about this remake it fills me with the same childlike wonder the original did and I'm gonna be sad when it's over and I have to wait years for the continuation.
Anno
I feel like with RE2 they took their time shifting the engine they used for RE7 to make a third-person-shooter and the development cycle was longer for that. Which gave them a bit of extra time to polish stuff up. But RE3 seems to have come out way faster and while it still looks visually stunning I think the shorter time means they cut more of the original game than they would have in RE2, and there's just less density of content once you subtract the visual extrodinaire it is. Like with RE2 you get to play as both Claire and Leon to get the full story of the game but RE3 is only one storyline, that probably takes about the same time you would take to do a playthrough of RE2 with only Claire or Leon. Maybe a bit more but still, it does feel less content-dense than RE2 did.
月
yeah i need to get groceries too... ive been fasting for a day or so but i need to get some soon
Anno
>>831398 A continuation as in the second part of the remake? As long as development hasn't been frozen because of the pandemic I think they were planning to get it out late this year or early next year. Probably as something to get the PS5 swinging into action.
JaPAN
>>831399 Yeah, RE2 would be pretty damn short if you didn't have the Claire/Leon B/Claire B routes. Even with the Claire route the game is still only like 8 hours long. But back then there were a lot of really short games that made up for it with extra difficulties and NG+ or so on, too. Nowadays I guess the case is really short games usually make up for it with multiplayer, haha.
Anno
I think the Resident Evil remakes still employ those unlockable difficulty levels and extra challenges. I don't actually play the games because I don't have the money to be spending on games that I find neat but I'm not like geared to pick up at an 80 CAD price tag. But I watch playthroughs because they're really fun to watch people be awful at. Which DOES mean I don't really often get the advantage of the unlocked harder difficulties though, so the games feel kind of light in content in review to me. Maybe once I get some stimulus -- and only if the games are on a good sale, I'll consider getting one.
FormerRei@mobile
Night
月
tilde free summon scroll in the majsoul mail
ive been seeing you logged in but never see you playing do you still play a few?
JaPAN
>>831401 Yeah, I hope the next part doesn't take too long.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>3 deaths to the quest version of vor'kath before i won rip 300k
JaPAN
>>831407 hell yeah mother fucker time to boss for that bank
Anno
>>831405 I'll definitely take the scroll, thanks! Haven't really been playing in recent months though. I want to, but man, it's so hard to even do the things I want to. Because there's such a total lack of structure in my life I kinda just exist until I get hooked onto something.
I need to institute some kind of personal structure but I can't even get the discipline to establish that.
Which is a bit of a tangent but in short MajSoul is something I would need to initiate to actually do rather than just auto-pilot to it and I can't seem to get a handle on that these days.
月
yeah im struggling to function properly too i get what you mean
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>831408 It was easy once I learned the fight i reckon I probably could do the lvl 700 version without many problems.
Gotta finish DS2 first though kind of stressing about the final boss fight for that.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Well not STRESSING just that I'll probably lose a fair bit of money doing that one before i figure it out too
JaPAN
Gotta spend money to make money after all
Anno
Gotta make money to spend money too though
JaPAN
Gotta make money to make money
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
i just think about how much pussy I'll get once I can do the cape emote
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Makes it all worth it.
JaPAN
>>831416 Gonna go to the Grand Exchange and have all the girls dropping their dragon plateskirts
>old man says he doesn't think he can make the trip to visit his wife's grave anymore after cloud does it for him >says he's got back legs and a bad back >cloud: haha okay, here's the key. go give it back to that kid i got it from >man: but my legs are fucked >cloud: 5,000 gil and ill take it back myself hahaha
月
poor old man broke like me
JaPAN
his friend called cloud a dick for doing that but it got the old man all fired up again instead of depressed
Anno
Some times you can be a dick and still do the right thing.
>>831444 who else would have the right to refer to themselves as oniisama the godemperor of all sisters
お兄様
ma, ma
Anno
I get real unnerved when I walk past a spot then see moments later that I just walked under a spider dangling from a thread in mid-air. The thought of it dropping and getting tangled up in my hair is TERRIFYING
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
just imagine how the spider feels almost ending up in that greasy mess
Anno
Bitch please you think I don't keep my hair well maintained I've had it this long for like a decade and a half I'm not gonna just let it go uncleaned.
Anno
zeeg m'boy
お兄様
yesh
Anno
heck are you doin here not that you have leave
お兄様
/tano/ is down so I'm taking refuge here
Maria
Wulf clogged up the pipes again huh
お兄様
he tried ot put a furry cosplay to the server so server crashed
it's the host who's doing soem fuckery, nothing ca ne be done for now
Maria
>>831458 Wow the server was so offended that it killed itself
Anno
rip
お兄様
https://www.evangelion.co.jp/final.html
お兄様
well it wasa pleasure,cya /moe/
Maria
>Corona might cancel the Eva 4.0 screenings here
Maria
Actually if it's in June maybe just maybe she'll be right
Anno
I think June is gonna be a bit touch-and-go. Though I did hear New Zealand's had a pretty good response to Covid-19. I'd still say theatres in particular might be slow to re-open.
Maria
>>831465 We're having more recoveries per day than we are new cases So if we're lucky and keep the borders closed we could potentially eliminate it Although even if our theaters open in June idk if Japan would still release it here around that time if they're still doing their own lockdown
oh well it'll be a delay at worst
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Maria-sama is watching
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831386 thanks for watching i got pulled into AOE2
The name belies a totally different story. It's quite a nice show.
Maria
>steam version of FF7 requires a "square enix account" Gettin real annoyed with all these companies requiring secondary accounts for single player games
>>831478 Yeah but the only time I ever played a square game on pc in the last six years was the FF14 demo No sorry I've seen all the documentaries on cults I know where this goes You'll never take me alive
>>831479 Yeah it won't boot without going past the Square account splash screen first I can't imagine any situation where Valve and Steam die before Square I bet if Square Enix died it'd be in a spectacular money burning blaze of glory Like if they made Spirits Within 2
JaPAN
square enix has had that as a requirement for like 6 years or something i think i had to make one for just cause 2? >>831477 get back in to XIV it's Fun™
you know not all cults have voluntary membership are we gonna do this the easy way or the hard way forced labor isn't illegal in Limsa Lominsa
JaPAN
anyway the square account thing is so you can register your game key with their site probably I'd be surprised if you had to login to it to play the game unless it's got online features I've had a few games like that
i guess if valve and steam somehow die, at least you can still play FF7 for PC
JaPAN
>>831477 i honestly thought spirits within was pretty good
JaPAN
square enix is such a well off company they can survive not one but two enormous flops that they have to remake i don't think anything is gonna threaten them though ffxiv realm reborn apparently was still in the negative from the flop of xiv 1.0 that they didn't start turning profit off that game until like four years after guess they were really determined to make their money back >>831482 the world is fucked because of meteor and holy killing a bunch of people so it's hemhorraging Mako, life energy, which is giving Mako sensitive people like cloud and other SOLDIERS mako cancer. sephiroth was so fucked up when he died the life stream was like "foreign body detected, gtfo" and spat him back out into three parts which tried to do some magic to reform back into sephiroth they summon a dragon, the gang gets back together, cloud is really sad that now that he finally doesn't want to die he is actually dying, he talks to his ghost girlfriend that says to go fuck shit up for the planet then he goes and fucks shit up the end cloud probably still gonna die from mako cancer though
Maria
>>831480 Haven't seen it but I understand it was a huge technical achievement that just happened to flop I saw Advent Children without actually having played FF7 and I cannot recall a single detail about the plot of that movie other than Cloud and Sephiroth having a sick fight at the end
Maria
>>831481 eh it's cool he'll just turn into a ghost
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>Federal government considering issuing “Certificates of Immunity” to help reactivate workforce and economy jfc there's no evidence of immunity...
Anno
The additional problem with those is that it might drive people to get infected so they can recover in order to get immunity passports or whatnot. Which, y'know. Has a pretty glaring problem involved by ENCOURAGING INFECTION. The whole thing all these social
Anno
distancing and stay-at-home orders are in place to prevent.
Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
right? this is a really bad idea and even worse, things will likely get better in the summer which will already fool people into thinking is safe only for a dramatic resurgence in the fall which could double the mortalities
Anno
>>831487 Oh yeah did Jan show you the literally you in VII Remake
Koi
we really are terrible at this pandemic management thing
>the start button on the steam version of FF7 is mapped to B Of all buttons Why B Wouldn't the computer equivalent of a start button be like, spacebar or enter
I can't decide if I'm going to play tge steam version or my physical copy on play sation. *station
JaPAN
>>831558 in Japan the confirm button is usually the far right one why? because Nintendo is more popular and sony followed their lead with the original releases on the PlayStation using the circle button even today Japanese versions usually have confirm on circle or B if you use Xbox controllers and cancel is cross or A
Maria
>>831561 tbh o makes way more sense for a confirm button than x
JaPAN
>>831562 In the ps one version of 7 you can change between the two layout
>>831566 Nope Have fun though Fun fact: watching twitch on my phone, even when plugged in with a fast charger drains mmy battery faster than it recharges.
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
damn must be a weak charger
FormerRei@mobile
>>831568 It literally isn't It fully cgacharges my phone in like 80 minutes That's like 4,000~mAh Well, I only ever stream at 720p or 1080p Oh actually maybe I have hardware video decoding turned off Probably not but I'll check anyways
Oh Looks like it is off Well, I'll test it some other time
JaPAN
>>831569 4k.ah is nothing that's normal 2.1 amp output
FormerRei@mobile
Well technically it's the "force hardware 2D rendering" option.
FormerRei@mobile
>>831572 I don't actually know the battery capacity or the charge times exactly off of my head. But this Samsung™ Fast™ Charger™ charges faster than 3rd party chargers.
JaPAN
4k is probably closr and 2.1 amp is standard for bundled chargers
JaPAN
>>831574 most third party charger clock at 1 to 1.5amp even if they say 2.1 amp
FormerRei@mobile
I just know it charges much faster than my old phone.
JaPAN
my phone charges to full from zero in fifteen minutes at 4amp
JaPAN
through the lamp me and my dad made that uses way to much input
JaPAN
it's 4800mah battery
FormerRei@mobile
What's Okay
FormerRei@mobile
I'm not an expert, but that sounds kind of dangerous
JaPAN
would probably throw the breaker if i attached this shit to any other circuit in my room >>831582 no breaker boxes exist to prevent this >>831584 me and my dad built a lamp that also supplies 4amp power to any usb plugged into it functions as an outlet with two inputs
FormerRei@mobile
So did you a actually mean lamp or did you mean amp?
Speaking of cool but useless (for mme to own anyways) I was once offered a free surplus tokamak from a cancelled fusion reactor but Ihad to decline because my mother would've seriously flipped out at me had I gotten it delivered to our yard.
Anno
>>831558 it would be esc to bring up the start menu imho
You know it probably would have hurt more to get crash-tackled to the ground than if a few books hit her on the top of the head
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
no way head impact is always gonna be the most painful because it makes brain bounce around and the brain is super fragile
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i'd rather bruise my ass than get a concussion too
ToN
brain ass
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>831638 Even when it's a couple of books vs a grown man throwing his entire weight at you from across the room?
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah but she probably wants to fuck that dude which lightens the impact 50% of pain is emotional response to physical sensation of pain
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Sou Deska?
I guess this is why you're the doctor
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
50% isn't the exact number but thats why stuff like mindfulness is effective at treating chronic pain acceptance of the pain actually lowers the amount of pain experienced pretty substantially
a few months ago i had a client with some rare nerve disorder in his legs and if anyone touched his legs it would cause him a ridiculous amount of pain and leave these weird yellow marls /// marks all over it in like a month with mindfulness and other treatment he was able to let people touch his legs and stuff it's good shit
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
what's the precise ratio of tsun to dere before it just counts as hostile abuse?
Koi
gonna watch inazuma eleven because what the hell am I reading Shonen shows are off the wall
Koi
like why is a dragon playing soccer
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831647 this is like asking "why are gundams playing baseball?" that's just what happens
Koi
the trajectory of this nonsense happened when I saw some character I've seen before in one of those discord waifu gachas I was like "why do I recognize this girl" and then i looked her up and remembered she was voiced by yuuki aoi so I've probably just seen her on something before then I kept reading and things just got more and more wild Y.Aoi's character is the young version of a future counterpart who died after childbirth. The season she appears in has all kinds of stuff I love to see like TIME TRAVEL and the INEXPLICABLE NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING INNOCUOUS
rook
hold on, what is a "discord waifu gacha"?
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
the urge for distruction is also a creative urge
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Here's one for your next GET on your message board of choice
rook
ban all gets
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ban all posters
Koi
>>831650 there's a discord bot called mudae that manages a waifu gacha. You roll for cute girls and you claim them. you can roll for boys too. There's a character ranking system based on claims and likes and the higher the value, the more they're worth. so you can marry a girl and then divorce them for their points and use the points to gain benefits like extra wishlist slots, more rolls, etc
>>831655 pretty crazy but does it have the most important gacha mechanic, pay to win?
Koi
>>831658 It's incredibly crazy. Since you're claiming them, it's competitive. Anyone can claim a character that gets rolled if they're fast enough. And the same character can't be claimed by more than one person in a server so it can get very cutthroat
rook
how long before the first discord gacha motivated murder?
Koi
>>831660 i was on a server where the bot lasted for only a week because people were legit losing sleep and waking up depressed because they'd get up and see that the waifu bot pinged them and someone claimed someone on their wishlist while they were asleep.
ToN
>>831657 and you thought blue gave up gacha tsk tsk tsk
Anno
Gatcha is like the most insidious gambling structure. Somehow PNGs of cute girls and boys just decimates people's ability to think normally.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831662 i know blue too well to have ever thought that
ToN
yes but you see i was projecting and im also big idiot
Koi
oh and >>831658 no there is no p2w you can pay for some features like "wishlisting an entire series" or extra roll slots but none of it actually gets you what you're looking for so eh >>831667 stocks aren't gachas they're normal gambling tables and also when I put money in, it gives me something of extrinsic worth rather than just intrinsic
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831665 i mean hes been stock marketing that's basically just high risk gatcha
I need to read the book further but it’s a highly adaptable system from what i can tell and fuck phone
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831691 it's the core system that Dresden Files uses if you've heard of that wikipedia has a good synopsis
Fate is derived from the Fudge system, primarily that earlier design's verbal scale and Fudge dice, but most versions of Fate eschew the use of mandatory traits such as Strength and Intelligence. Instead, it uses a long list of skills and assumes that every character is "mediocre" in all skills except those that the character is explicitly defined as being good at. Skills may perform one or more of the four actions: attacking, defending, overcoming obstacles (a catch-all for solving problems) or creating an advantage (see below). Exceptional abilities are defined through the use of Stunts and Aspects.[2]
An aspect is a free form descriptor of something notable about either the character or the scene. A relevant aspect can be invoked to grant a bonus to a die roll (either adding +2, or allowed a re-roll of the dice); this usually costs the player or GM a fate point. Aspects may also be compelled to influence the setting by offering the person with the aspect a fate point (which they can refuse by spending one of their own) to put them at a disadvantage relevant to the aspect. An example given in the rule book refers to the GM invoking a player character's Rivals in the Collegia Arcana aspect to have said rivals attack them in the bath so they don't have access to their equipment. Situational aspects describe the scene, and may be created and used by the GM, or by players using the create advantage action with a relevant skill.
Stunts are exceptional abilities that grant the character a specific mechanical benefit; these may be drawn from a pre-defined list of stunts included in the rules, or created following guidelines provided by the authors.[3] Aspects, on the other hand, are always defined by the player. For example, a player may choose to give their character an aspect of "Brawny" (or "Muscle Man" or "Wiry Strength"); during play, the player may invoke
Anno
I mean I know the Dresden Files I've read all the books in the series. Didn't know it had a tabletop.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah the dresden files trpg is really big it's won a shit ton of awards
I'm in an RPG session on roll20 right now The GM is busy so I've been drawing dicks all over the map.
ToN
thanks pk
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i'm feeling a little tired of stay-at-home today it would be nice to feel comfortable just going out for a while, seeing some people i'd like to celebrate completing my dissertation maybe go to a nice restaurant with some friends and splurge a little by the time i can really celebrate, i won't even care anymore
>not being an essential worker 2020 I shiggy diggy
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831705 It's gonna be pretty dangerous to return to work. Even if we start going back into the world, we will have to continue social distancing for at least until the end of the year. Cases are gonna go down in the summer, and then there's most likely going to be a second - much worse - surge of cases in the fall.
ToN
theyre thinking about tryinf to put us back in the main basement with all the other shmucks which is a bummer to me i like this cozy office
Anno
Stage a protest with the rest of the people working in the office to ensure you don't get relocated.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I think Florida is probably the state that's been hit worst by the coronavirus. We still barely have testing going on and we have like a 6% higher prevelence of flu-like symptoms than usual.
Yuu
>>831707 I wanna go back to normal as soon as possible.
Anno
>>831710 Worse than New York? From what I've heard the city alone has been really fucked over by the virus.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831711 The only way to do that is to be extremely careful. You'll have to wear a mask every time you go out for the rest of the year. And you'll have to make sure other people do too!
>>831712 New York City has it pretty bad, but that's just the city. Outside of the city, it isn't that bad. In Florida, we have a lot of situations like, people going to nursing homes and finding a bunch of people dead there. It's not being reported much but a lot of people in Florida are dying alone in their homes and have yet to be discovered. And it's going to get worse. They just reopened the beaches even though we haven't even reached peak yet. People are protesting their inability to go to the hair dresser and stuff. Everything is bad and it's gonna get a lot worse.
Anno
I've heard the hairdresser and similarly inane complaints from various parts of the States. There's even a much smaller but still vocal group of people here complaining that the safety measures are going way too far. Some lawyer wrote in to a couple papers expressing his disdain that he can't even use chin-up bars in city-owned parks without law enforcement requiring him stop.
We don't have an order to wear masks here yet though. I'm sure a lot of people are wearing them regardless of course, but we're not mandated at any level of government to do so. I might just start wearing my scaf again if I go out. Masks feel a bit claustrophobic to me.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
There are some places in the US where not wearing a mask can get you arrested right now. Which is stupid. It'd be cheaper to give people masks.
I've been wearing a mask when I go out. I'm gonna sew some masks tomorrow if I have time, too.
Anno
Giving people masks doesn't necessarily incentivize them to wear them though. I guess for the people that are stupidly stubborn about not wearing some kind of face protection, they've chosen the stick as incentivization to get them to do so. Reminds me of those Italian mayors that were saying stuff like "If you want to host a graduation party we'll come after your set-up with flamethrowers". There's still a lot of people who are determined to downplay the severity of the pandemic and would scoff at anything less than legal requirement to wear a mask. With them, I don't know what else there is to do but leverage the law.
月Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
>>831716 Putting people in jail for not wearing a mask increases the chances of the disease spreading. It's counterproductive.
Anno
>>831718 Up here, while I don't think there's been any imprisonable offences in regards to the pandemic laws, there's still a lot with legal penalities for doing so. But it's not like the law enforcement is champing at the bits to slam any offenders with it when caught. I've heard quite a few stories of people getting let off with a warning, having been made clear what the penalty for doing so intentionally is. So the notion of getting sent straight to jail on the first offense is weird to me, at least for these pandemic measures. I can't imagine the point is to actually get people in jail for refusing to wear the masks, but to make very clear the penalty for doing so. That's the leverage as I would understand it.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
I ordered my favorite meal from a local restaurant tonight but something about it just feels empty. Maybe it's because I'm not enjoying it with friends. I wonder how people celebrate things alone.
>>831719 I think it's really weird! But America loves its jails. In fact, Florida inmates are being put to work sewing masks now. But the inmates aren't allowed to use them! They're all being given to the guards and other Bureau of Prisons employees!
ToN
Is a man not entitled to the mask of his own cloth? No says the man in Tallahassee, it belongs to the guards!
>>831720 i celebrate along // alone with a hot bath and exfoliating, and home-cooking a big dinner for myself do you want to celebrate it alone? what would you want to be doing with people?
ToN
i imagine kirara wants to talk with people in person and just have a nice old time in celebration of hard work for the sake of academia deeming him worthy of his already existing hard work
okay homie cant find my gcn controller but found the pro controllerino my sister must have bought new joycons cause that shit werent that color last time i played this game
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
one weed down
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
i use a pro controller too my GC controllers are stuck in a storage unit in new york
JaPAN
my gcn controllers are the same ones i got when i bought a gcn on release and they are a bit worn the fuck out
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yeah i have my OG controllers too they're doin good purple and orange idk where the black one went
JaPAN
the purple one has a dying a button and hella analog drift same thing with the silver one but not quite as bad the madcatz ones are literally dead by now
JaPAN
ff7 nigga
JaPAN
oof i gotta check out this brochure
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
wow wow wow
JaPAN
help where did i go
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
my planet needs meeeee
JaPAN
last time i played this character it was on the wii u and i think the hitboxes were a little bit larger
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lmao
JaPAN
fuck whered my sammich go
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yikes lmao
JaPAN
hol up i need to get more beer and sammich
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
okieee
JaPAN
i won in my heart
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lol what
JaPAN
i left my sammich in the kitchen why
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
lol get yo sandwich
JaPAN
fuark my sammich
JaPAN
actually got it before that match but it was too hot now witness the power of sammich cloud
JaPAN
wew big succ wow brain??
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
heck yes
JaPAN
i will now play as AVGN
JaPAN
tfw bustah wolf gets blocked
JaPAN
1 sec bout to jug this tallboy in memory of my busta vvulf
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
hell yea
JaPAN
ight
JaPAN
rip busta wolf u went out like a busta and never wolved
JaPAN
its been this long i still aint bound anything else except youre pretty good
JaPAN
heck zss up specialed me i guess ill die
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
those ABS
JaPAN
here comes the shittier twin of lucas
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
9oh no
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
OH NO
JaPAN
look that thunder was sick
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
mistakes were made
JaPAN
i didnt intend to win but i did intend to hit that pk thunder
JaPAN
ok homie im finna take a thug ass dirt nap cause i have only slept for 3 hours in 3 days
JaPAN
1 more tho
JaPAN
ok wait 1 more
Anno
okie!
JaPAN
shut the fuck up anno
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
its me sam
JaPAN
OK wait 1 more
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
what happened to chrom
FormerRei@mobile
>>831819 He died on the way back to his home planet.
JaPAN
i still got it oik bye frend
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
ggs! woop woop
JaPAN
maybe i will be able to sleep tonight
Anno
Sleep well Jan
JaPAN
thanks sam had fun shut hte fuck up anno
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
yes i hope you have fruitful rest
JaPAN
>>831824 sometimes i get scared ill never sleep again and die like familial insomniac disorder
FormerRei@mobile
Night
Samu /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
byee
JaPAN
sweet sleep paralysis to you all
JaPAN
ds4 battery runs out as i talk to aerith to say goodbye this is a sign
Anno
Even Aerith wants you to sleep
JaPAN
maybe I'll just take a quick nap on my backyard porch
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
if i don't make it into an Honors year next year i might look at moving to a different city I'd like that a fresh start
Sydney or Melbourne would be the obvious choices but there's also a lot of competition and that's where all the most elite universities are
maybe I could get a job out in the country working for small dinky little farmer law-firm I wouldn't mind that
then move to a small town work for a dinky law firm you've majorly overwhelmed qualifications and be happy
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
i don't mind a bit of Country Livin 's long as the internet is good
And because some of those places have a hard time getting people to move out into the middle of assfuckNowhere there are even some lucrative opportunities
JaPAN
there is no good internet in straya tho
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>831841 that aint true cunt I've got a cousin on the NBN he can download like four full jpgs a day
JaPAN
I'm over here installing and deleting 200gb games at whim yet children in Australia are having to share their 56k to download half a titty a week
JaPAN
life is hard and unfair that's true
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
What's a gigabyte?
JaPAN
it's like downloading three sets of tiddies pretty
Anno
fuck MW I uninstalled that too
Maria
>>831843 >tfw you gotta choose between downloading the left or the right one
Gonna cash in a fair bit of my stupid amount of Nook Miles for Bell vouchers because turnips are 90 Bells each this morning and I gotta take maximum advantage of that.
Which boils down to me mashing A at the Nook Machine while barely paying attention.
Also I wish my phone could better predict what I'm trying to type. Having to go back to correct every other word gets tiresome.
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
94 on mine
Anno
If I can scrounge up another two thousand Bells I'll be able to buy ten thousand turnips total. That sounds like a fun multiplier.
Anno
Oh cool I got the recipe for the golden slingshot. Guess I can move on up once this one breaks.
Anno
Okay I'll settle for eight thousand turnips I really don't want to grind out enough Bells for the rest.
ToN
that’s a lot of turnips thank you for your contribution to solving world hunger
Dr. Kirara 🍄 /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
these turnips arent for eatin they're for makin money stalk market baby win big #capitalismrocks