I wasn't gonna drink tonight but then I was around beer all day and gave up! it's basically tradition for me to get shittered on saturday now!
Anno
I guess there's no helping tradition, eh
Anno
>>678681 maybe about an hour. like a bot should detect this by now. heh.
I'm also around beer today and it's like... spare me ill enjoy it as much ass possible but please I won't go overboard
月
an hour isn't possible just from the post count alone it wasn't there at 10 til and it was removed at 3 after so
Anno
how do I know, not like I ever come here.
月
i dunno just though you maybe saw no worries thanks enjoy your cinco de mayo eve
Anno
you jus reminded me they better feed me tequila or else
Anno
>>678689 Today is just pregaming for da big one, you're right Tomorrow I will make fajitas and make merry with herradura After work, anyways Maybe my neighbors will cook me food again too!
Anno
>>678690 yo come over tomorrow night and ill force feed you tequila and make you drink carne asada
Anno
the amount they'd give me would turn me 60 years younger like this bitch
Anno
>>678693 man she probably aint that old shes like 70 tops fuckin sengoku era japs don't live THAT long
Anno
yeah right with those wrinkles she pumps mad blood everyday merking owl and wolf no way she starts getting wrinkly til like 65
Anno
>>678695 maybe she mastered the fucking ripple and she's 135
月
>>678683 you know, i always wondered how image drop worked here and after seeing it here i started seeing it for google attachments and imgur and all that stuff. i always figured it was something special but no it's really cleverly simple i love checkin out the innards
Anno
kyaa don't look! you cfan // can see my s-source code!!
AnnoAnno
I'm gonna gain an extra life when I reach the high score
Anno
You kill me, you're better I kill you, I'm better~
Anno
Mannn, I'm as guilty, as the ones, who came before!
Anno
Jojo references go over my head hard, so unfortunate. Hey, wanna see two people have short term memory loss? >>>/@Solariij/1124893681800994816 no way you're as slow as these fucks like you beat the l1 game before me
Anno
Whoa, I'm getting short term memory loss right now!
Anno
>>678703 oh god what the FUCK they have the object permanence capability of a fucking housecat
I dunno man you got those reversals that ain't spaghetti that's STYLE.
Anno
yeah i got them but look at how many times i put my guard up when i'm in no danger of getting hit lol i was wiggin out
Anno
like it matters, you still murked him hard. pretty much played the game for me When's Ghosts of Tsushima dropping lol
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
do you guys ever forget whether you've already watched a show or not?
Anno
>>678732 IT CAN BE OPTIMIZED idk though i forgot about that shit i'm waiting for Nioh 2 info for all i know its not even in fuckin development yet >>678733 i never forget if I've seen a show or not i might forget what the fuck happened but i remember what i did and didn't watch at least
Anno
>>678733 Maybe if the name comes up without any other real association. I'm generally pretty good at triggering a memory given a bit of content to jar my recollection
>>678736If If I remember watching it I'll be able to tell you one or two things about it. Like the name will bring to mind some characters or the artstyle or maybe one scene that particularly stuck with me. My brain runs on association; once it's remembering one thing about something it's way easier for my -me to chain together other things I remember.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Or if you know you have watched something but couldn't describe the first thing about it
Anno
If I remembered watching it I can usually squeak out a sentence or so of summary I guess it might be a little irreverent based on what I remember being funny though
>>678761 assuming I don't fall down any more mountains
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
but that's a pretty big IF
Kokoro
Here lies Anno, he played so much LoL he became Amumu >>678762 Are you Kokou MC
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
yeah but slightly less autistic
Anno
imagine playing a game where you wanted to kill yourself every 40 minute lobby you got in
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Hey like 20% of the time it was actually pretty fun
Kokoro
Playing a game like that 15 hours a day 7 days a week? More likely than you think!
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
the fuckin' dream.
Anno
8 minutes of enjoyment during the 32 minutes of full torture all donwe // done by your own team that ratio tho I'd rather leave when the euphoria ends instantly
Kokoro
A game set up so that after it's clear you lost and the fun is over you have to stay and keep trying for another 20 minutes because your team won't majority vote surrender
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
we can still win this we just gotta make it to late game. Farm up and don't get picked
Kokoro
>We can win this >We just gotta not lose this >Get kills and don't get killed Wisest words I've heard relating to this game
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Wisest ones I've heard were >If you open up Control Panel you can uninstall programs
Anno
turn arounds are so rare maybe experienced three in 10 years yuck
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
>>678775 Yeah but when it does happen it makes your Dick Rock Hard.
Anno
at that level if I win I'd just give them all my premium snapchat in allchat
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
asl
Anno
25 nb can would get 700 ping w you pacific isnalders
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Then I'd win the game by reporting you for not paying Income Tax
Anno
yeah I don't but Interpol won't waste a second on me all of ya'll are way farther up their lists
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
They've cut me a deal. I just have to inform on the rest of you.
Anno
yeah and what do you gain like you a civvie like the rest of us gonna be under a magnifying glass til you're confirmed
!C0.PerkELE
This is a cat
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Maybe I'd like jail just read and work out all day occasionally get into a fist-scrap
might be fun.
Anno
but world special forces would confirm you asap even in a high security cell would just wake up dead
Fucking Tyler1 has a higher estimated net worth than Faker that's pretty funny
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Probably nobody else here thinks that's funny because you have to know who those people are. so you'll just have to take my word for it.
Anno
tyler1 is a buge mfing influencer of the game while faker is a pro tyler1 has like 77777777 memes of him faker? oof
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
Yeah. he has so many memes because he's a ridiculous person.
Anno
if i ever want to go back i jus imagine 9 tyler1's in my lobby would be insanely loud wait does this have micchat i forgot fuq
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
No. But sometimes people hurt your feelings using text chat.
!C0.PerkELEMahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
But imagine if you dedicated your whole life to mastering the game. And then a buff midget who's famous for 1-tricking Draven and being toxic on stream starts earning more money
Anno月
happy birthday
月
any yuus lurking around at this hour?
AnnoAnno
>>678815 I think she usually conks straight out after party night.
Mahou Shoujo Marsh-chan
The cops will let her out of the drunk tank in a few hours.
Anno!C0.PerkELE
Imagine if you had a car that was fueled by drunks
No fueled as in you use drunks instead of gasoline
FormerRei@mobile
Tadaima Fuck new firefox I thought I had autoupdate off. On the bright side my other install of firefox finally works since it disabled whichever addon fucked it up so bad I couldn't use it.
Maria
>>678822 how much mielage could we get out of you?
it seems like it was pretty uncomfortable for them when they realized they fucked up, according to the article haha
!C0.PerkELE
>rumoured 350k ransom that is something the media shouldn't confirm, since knowledge of "kidnapping pays" is bad
Kirara 🍄
yeah
Kirara 🍄
although that might be the one were navy seals killed all the pirates by sniping them from boats miles away and killed them all within seconds which makes me want to never kidnap someone because what the fuck
!C0.PerkELE
the pirate hunting is a quite brutal business I hear
"Kentucky Derby post-time favorite Maximum Security pulled away down the stretch to take first place in the 145th Kentucky Derby on Saturday at Churchill Downs, but the finishing order was dramatically changed following lengthy post-race investigation into a controversial mid-race move by the winning horse.
In the final turn, Maximum Security was leading the pack near the rail, but made a slight movement toward the outside and changed lanes, causing War of Will to check up to avoid a collision. There was an objection called to the result, and after the race stewards reviewed the video, Maximum Security was disqualified from the race, handing the victory to 62-1 longshot Country House.
Maximum Security’s disqualification marked the first time in history that the win was stripped due to an in-race foul. The New Orleans Saints, no strangers to controversial finishes, had a perfect reaction.
" make out of that what you will
Kirara 🍄
i don't know anything about horse racing but a lot of people were calling it bullshit and saying it was rigged and im all about assuming things are rigged so works for me
!C0.PerkELE
who knows
Kirara 🍄
>>>/@CarsoniPH/1125028240144457730 it's amazing to me that people are so passionate about horse racing or maybe they just won on it or something
!C0.PerkELE
well that horse had a quite impossible betting odds so yeah it does seem fishy
Kirara 🍄
it's hard to trust anyone when everyone stands to gain or lose money based on the decision
!C0.PerkELE
basically that one horse does d o a quite big track switching
!C0.PerkELE
Reminds me how finland lost gold this year in women's ice hockey, due to winning goal being overruled despite there being no clear case for it
!C0.PerkELE
and then after overruling the goal, they gave USA a penalty for well nothing "okay we screwed you over, here have powerplay for 2 minutes" like hwat the hell referees?
>>678987 always just makes me feel that the footage audience gets and the footage referees use are two different things like they are watching some 128p recording of it from an anlge that tells you nothing when audience gets a fucking 2048p 360 VR view
Kirara 🍄
>>678989 yeah ref decisions often don't make sense but the ones that don't make sense are coincidentally on game-making events usually
you could technically fine a penalty for the goal keeper but no one on the US side touched the puck before the goal was scored so the game wouldn't be stopped and penalty given
so... it is clearly a goal robbery Guess finland doesn't pay the referees enough
!C0.PerkELE
and if the collision with the goalie would have happend in the goalkeeper area, the blue circle then it would have been interfering from the finns but she was outside the area
so there really is no reason to overrule it except referee game I t happens too much, especially in the actual big games when russia is playing
!C0.PerkELE
>>678991 tweet at the end is from our president "overruled goal to the yankee net and a yankee penalty? Does not compute"
Kirara 🍄
always refgame
Kirara 🍄
referees have too much power and not enough oversight
!C0.PerkELE
Some of the russian cases were damn amusing during Minsk cup
>>679000 How did the quote go... "there are two things infinite, stupidity and the universe" '
ToN
remember when flinching made you lose 1.50 in coke purchase now you get zepped to desth
Koi
imagine getting into NYCC
Anno
Did you?
Koi
lol
Koi
I had my personal link open since 830 the queue started at 10 it's now 11:30 and about 30 minutes ago, they declared that 50% of Weekend tickets and 50% of Saturday tickets have been sold out So I've got another 45 minutes of this before I can just close the tab and stop caring.
Koi
wanna watch me play Wreck it Ralph: Trigger Ediiton?
Koi
i'm tired as a cloud in the sky a perpetual yawn moving through space yet still I rise
Koi
well I'm gonna steram it anyway come on vamanos https://www.twitch.tv/nilixblue/
Ghost hunter shows are such a mystery to me how do they have any audience?
Kirara 🍄
Because people are interested in ghosts.
!C0.PerkELE
Yeah, but any kind of thinking should make you realise some reality tv show isn't going to show anything legitimate on it
Kirara 🍄
Maybe people don't mind that it may be fake. Or maybe they want to believe it is real. I don't know, but I'm sure people enjoy it for some reason.
!C0.PerkELE
Oh wow the pope got called a heretic
we truly live in a fun world
!C0.PerkELE
>>679024 as someone who watched them as a kid, since they were only thing running on tv post 00 here on weekdays I kinda fail to see a large entertainment value on them, aside "sheer ridiculousness" of them but all of them are also so formatized they all follow a similiar script tht you could prolly edit 10 different shows into one episode anda side from the people appearing on screen, the hosts that is, switching constantly, you wouldn't be able to tell a difference
Kirara 🍄
I don't see the appeal in them, either. But they seem to be popular. I'm sure people like them for all kinds of reasons.
!C0.PerkELE
paranormal is fun, but there are less brainless methods of enjoying it
the thing about "paranormal" and "supernatural" as words always amuse me since if the phenomena is actually real it isn't any more beyond normal it is actually "normal, just rare" like a ball lightning it isn't something that isn't part of nature, but just a natural occurance thus if you find something "supernatural" it instantly actually becomes natural just a rare phenomena or object
!C0.PerkELE
So it is just semantics in the end, but basically you can say that "supernatural doesn't exists" by simply stating, that if it exists, it is part of "nature" and therefore it is just an unknown, undiscovered thing and not something beyond or above nature.
Anno
It's a little more nuanced than that. Nature/natural in this case refers to being able to explain the thing in question, like we can explain pretty much anything in the natural world. Something super/paranatural therefore is something that is contrary or beyond the understanding we have of how the natural world works.
Kirara 🍄
Is there a problem with not thinking?
!C0.PerkELE
yes >>679030 by that logic, anything undiscovered and not fully understood by science is supernatural
Anno
Yes, that is literally true.
!C0.PerkELE
and therefore once observed, measured, explained, it becomes natural so therefore, you can't actually discover anything supernatural, as once it is discovered and understood it becomes explainable therefore natural see it is a silly logical statement, but it is amusing shortcoming of the words
Anno
You're assuming an equivilancy that isn't there. You can discover something without understanding it, and you can understand something without discovering it. Something is super natural if it is discovered without understanding how it works, para natural if how it could work is contradictory to assumed natural laws.
Kirara 🍄
Why is not thinking a problem ? Thinking itself is a cause of many problems.
Koi
I love not thinking! -Koishi Komeiji
!C0.PerkELE
>>679036 thinking itself is the solution to all problems
Anno
Thinking is the origin of all problems. Without thinking there wouldn't be any problems.
!C0.PerkELE
no you still have problems like say "don't starve" and "recreate" without thought
Kirara 🍄
Why is starving a problem?
Anno
>>679040 Things that can't think don't see those as problems, they just do what they're coded to do and if they survive, they survive, and if they die, they die. It's not a problem because they can't evaluate the situation to determine a problem.
fundamental purpose of all life is to exist and reproduce starving makes that a lot harder
Kirara 🍄
Who decided that was the purpose of all life? Weren't they thinking when they decided that? Starving became a problem because they thought they had something to attain, which was life.
But they had life all along, and death is part of that. They created the problem by thinking.
https://clips.twitch.tv/SucculentSmellyGnatDoggo This is a good game.
!C0.PerkELE
purpose of lude us shit *of life is shit everythung you do is just to produce shit >eat->shit >fuck->offspring->eats->shits even whrn you die you jyst turn into bug and worm shit
only truth of lufe is shit
Kirara 🍄
A purpose is only a problem because we think, too. There may be a purpose, but why do we have to think about it? If we just live, isn't that enough? If we're hungry, we can eat, and if there's no food, we might starve, but that's also living, even if we die.
!C0.PerkELE
a non thinking might as well be a machine of flesh
Anno
Why would it be a machine? You don't call a tree a machine of wood, do you?
Kirara 🍄
A person can be both thinking and not-thinking. It's true that thinking creates problems, but why is it a problem to have problems? Isn't it because we think?
The warning has been cancelled so the warning has been cancelled.
月
I need to know how do you guys feel about...... DUN DUN realtime playback threads
Anno
You mean kind of like the playback they have for Twitch or livetime YouTube? Just with the other bells and whistles of an imageboard thread.
I'm a bit of a fast reader so I think I'd get impatient with it pretty quick
月
hmm impatient huh. you aren't impatient with our threads here though Just imagine that for this thread, since it's sink of the mayo or something let's say i started this thread with the base thread of May 5, 2014 and real-time, probably on the right-hand side in a dual thread which we dont use anymore (i will for the next thread) we have May 5 2014's posts rolling in real time on the right with our today's posts on the left normally, with full interactability
it'd be like an interactive museum
case two, let's say i get a strange urge to watch jitsu wa watashi wa for some reason it's old as fug nobody wants to watch it with me i can pull up the watch thread from july 14, 2015 and watch it right alongside you and rika and rook and ika and pretend that i have friends
maybe more applicable would be if jan shows up too late, he can watch alongside when he gets home from work pretty neat huh
月
if you were just viewing the thread for reference or exhibition, you obviously wouldn't have to watch it go in real time. you could just view the ending state of the event, which would be the whole thread
i personally would really have fun watching old stuff happen anew alongside everyone remember the way things uuuused to beeee
Anno
I wasn't imagining it as integrated as you were. I thought it was just like a projection of the thread replaying in real time. Which eventually would find me impatient and tab out to do something else while enough of a read buffer builds up,at which point why don't I just go read the archived thread. Kind of like how I'll tab out while someone's writing something out or if I don't have anything to say and I'm hanging too long on whatever the most recent post is.
Anno
I also don't really have much of a drive to revist old and finished threads, like ones that have already been moved to the archive. But that's definitely my own thing.
月
It's not about you, silly, it's about posterity doushio.com will be a museum one day but it'd kind of be fun too
Koi
all it takes is one puzzle to stop having fun
Maria月
haha i had one game where i had already kanned twice my kami cha already has two dora from that, kans and gets another three dora from that kan he drew whatever that tile is that he has three dora from so he kans that and the game just ends haha he was probably so mad but didnt know what happened
Maria
>>679076 Hahaha that's beautiful just killing his own hand He thinks he's about to a rinshan kaiho and extra dora and the hand just ends
月
that was actually on tenhou though ive had a TON of games on mjs end from kans though
Maria
/moe/ is anyone going to see the new code geass screenings
>>679078 I haven't seen it on mjs yet I swear it takes half a year of play to actually know all the rules. Like, I didn't see nagashi mangan until I was on tenhou for 6 months
月
i learned about that super early but i misunderstood and could never figure out what it meant it's not really something you can particularly try for too hard but i do try when possible
i found the game. it's not as i described. it's way, way, way worse hahaha how do i link a tenhou replay
Maria
>>679080 go to the replay and just yeah like that let's say if it'll open on my phone What hand? Yeah it's not working on my phone
月
http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2019043007gm does this work or is that only for me frostexe is the one to watch oh you're on your phone you can wait it's not important 2nd round
月
oh he doesn't have any dora at aall oops well whatever i remembered wrong