Thread #626748

hey hey hey

HEY

yeah I heard you want a pic of my mom
I can get you one eventually

it's cool, pan's got me

...
Now I'm curious as to why PAN has pictures of my mom

you didn't know? he's taken a bunch of selfies with her

ok like for real are you serious
because I know he's had to spend a lot of time with my mom what with groceries and stuff

"groceries"

You know if PAN and my mom were fuckin' I'm thinking she would definitely tell me.

hi guys

Hi mom
have you been messing around with PAN

watched the mortal engines movie with friend
i think she was falling asleep at the middle of the movie

>>626758
would she
why

the movie has terrible pacing lol

>>626762
you know I don't know but I feel like she would

>>626764
zombie

>>626759
mon

>>626765
yeah

>>626767
AI chan za zombie

speaking of aichan I wonder when my Kizuna Ai figure will ship

>>626766
rook help

>>626769
it's already been shipped
straight into the fucking trash bin where it belongs

ow

im sorry ton that was really mean
i should try to be more considerate and supportive

>>626770
I can try but I probably can't

>>626774
can you help me find D

when she down smashes u in the butt

Come home aichan

>>626775
have you tried lookin 4D?

i hope you boys aren't sittin there in a hotel room talkin about me
teehee silly boys

who are u calling a boy

we smashin

is jan fuckin you'll up

No i am

as expected of blue

>>626782
with no protection
samu is our only hope

sammy's there too?
im really missin out
every year im a big party pooper

yeah we got 6 peeps

i hope i can go next year or something

every year our trip grows

in 2020 we are gonna be in here with like 8 peple

im glad you guys are having fun

Ugh
2020 is almost here
The new year always makes me feel like shit

>>626792
the year always makes me a fucking shit

this is my new spell
i call it death

Wait you guys are in Philly?

yeah

what is phill

what is love
love is free

Night

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkklmmmkmlllkkkkkkkllllllklllllllkkllllllllllkkllllllllklklkklkkllllkkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmnmmmmmnmmmmmmmkmmmmmmmmmkkkmkkmkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"I eat people"
-jan

"slugs are candy"
-jan

ROOK!

>>626802
they LOOK like candy dude it's much different

>>626803
WHAT

hi

ey

rook he be sleeping in the floor
i did that and it's a bad time

but tilde that guy still sleeping until we're half bottle in
what a trooper

now he be trying to for it sorry
but he's trying to survive in the chair
and I'm here loling

yeehaw

we stan our queen hatsune miku

>>>/@abcdefghijkLMAO/1080989914982957056

>>626814
!

honestly, biggest same

I am taidama'd

aoba dess

>>>/@yukkieekonapipi/1079633344185290752

you have 10 seconds to explain why reddit is a bad thing

the app sucks
the memes suck
shit fuck fuck

that was more than 10 seconds so i am invalidating your correct answer

I have 27 reddit points how do I convert these things to something of worth

i'm still working on that step of the master plan

my friend used reddit and became a jordn beterson fan so that's almost enough reason for me

>>>/@aveirjapan/1081126247613136896

sam is pretty fun to hang out with

this philly crew is top tier

is this your first time meeting Sam?

yeah!

we got sam, rook, blue, tilde, jan, and me
full party da yo

sweet
sounds like a lot of fun

it's super fun

DJ Koi on the 2s and 4s

>>626833
cool , are you gonna be in the next mogra?

Nah.
Mogra happens in like 2 hours i dont have time to get up there

PARTY BUS ON DA MOVE

>>626836
oh they're live soon
might as well listen

>>626838
Yup

>do you really want to spend $20 on an aux cord
Best purchase this entire trip

OH NO
you can spend $3-5 dollars on an aux cord and it'll do you well
I guess if all you have is gas stations though it'll do

coming from a guy who spent X dollars on a charging set-up a couple of days ago

A gas station would have been nice but we went to CVS.
Today's gonna be extra sweet

hotwatweeeeer

nice, it's been a week or two without?

just this year

OOOOH
YEY YEY

OOOOY
VEY VEY

hubba hubba

>>626842
wait why you coming from a guy

what's wrong with coming from a guy

i didn't know he likes it down under

omnissiah save us

toot

I had an idea for what PAN and JAN can do while you're at a party but
1. I don't want to force them into something and
2. It could be better as a full group
But it was a good idea

Let's hear the idea then.

let's just take them to the party

>>626860
This was admittedly my original plan.
I'm fine with either, experimenting is good for me.

The idea was that there'd be an adventure hook to go find a relic in a location I had thought up a while ago, and I had shenanigans planned for Chaska, Lee, and even Troy.
They'd have to man a boat across a particularly old lake.
For Kirara's sake I'll simply say SOIYA SOIYA SOIYA

>>626860
no
PARTY SPLIT

>>>/@Setzeri/1081598180364599296

>>626858
look i don't want to hear your fantasies about what me and pan could do together
I'm not gonna stop you buti don't have to know

oh you mean the game

>>626863
gondola

Gondor

gondor belongs to gondola

hark the Harold angle sings
gory to the new born ling

>>626869
gory newborn huh
born in blood
bloodborne 2 confirmed

>>626869
save the zerglings

Ohio

ohio

Domo

blooming bunion

get them good steaks

get some scraamp

they're putting skyrim in smash

they're putting ton in smash

that's not a good idea

Wailing on you sounds a bit like a good time though.

>>626882
don't bully

Come to Philly and stop me boy

hi, i'm daisy

Hi Daisy, I'm dad

die, dad
let's fight

get the fuck out of my room dad

I literally don't have anywhere else to go here man don't throw me out like this

okay I have this mattress you can sleep on just don't wake me up

>>>/@Wendys/1080540761106669569
not this shit again

would smash anime wendy's

>>>/@Davyb0t/1081681625434472448

god damnit magicka 2 isn't so fun as 1
and actually requires skill

>>626892
wendy waifu

>>626894
you are a dumb bitch

>28 guns
I pity them

Ahhh
Welcome to The Problem Of The Night

>>626899
what is it?

Jan missed checkin by 2 minutes

>>626901
so he missed his homeflight eh
that is bad

i am the DUMBEST MOTHER fucker

He is rebooked for 6am

yeah the rescheduling shouldn't be a problem

>>626903
It was a group effort

oh jammy jams

what if we make jam out of jam?

>>626906
idk man I had all the power to change change my destiny

>>626909
So did we
Lets get some fucking parchments

>>626911
dry skin mate

not really

looks like it

oh afro is noctis for this cosplay saturday

>>626914
idols don't get dry skin

>>626916
in that case I am an idol

god I wouldn't want to sail around cape horn

most stormiest strait?
in the world
and sailing around it requires you to sail down south all the way to the arctic

so first you face MOST hellish storsm on the planet
and then you freeze

master and commander is a movie everyone should watch

can you believe this shit? what the hell

que?

also you once again drove all the way there, yes?

huh no

I guess flying is the wise choice

which is the cheaper, though btw?

If your vehicle gets good mileage, driving.
Tine effectiveness is an important consideration though.

last car I drove got 5l/100km, and with US what 2 dollars per gallon? prices that is cheap as hell mileage

gas gas gas

how much is it per gallon in US nowadays?

>12 whips for not saluting an officer

>>626928
2
2.50 here in Philly
1.98 in Melbourne FL
1.89 around where jan lives

>>626930
south be praised
is 1,440 here
per LITRE
so uh...
4,40 about per gallon

well €
so
5 dollars per gallon

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

we're like the equivalent of 3.48 a gallon here
if my maths is right
I need to do more maths

>>626934
you need to post more aobas

and also watch master and commander

if you wish

it is my favourite movie

ever

I doubt another like it will be made in my lifetime

I need to fucking read that book series

me: only fools fall /// only fools rush in

blue: yeah well only fools fall in love so enjoy your marriage you dumb bitch

>>626941
#rekt

>>>/watch?v=Vy-simXeFBc

I think
I began this habbit in 2017
but still

yearly watching of this movie DONE


GOD
I
LOVE
THIS
MOVIE

Most likely
I will watch it a SECOND time this year
since I watched it so early

I wish i could like
pay DLC
microtransactions
for this movie

>why don't you buy it
I already own it twice

>>>/@davidgberruezo/1081312696581140483

>>626948
you
watch master and commander: far side of the world

>watch favourite movie
>FREEMAN'S MIND 2: EPISODE 8
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
world
is
mine

:bepSad:

>>626951
wtf
ptda?

>>626952
Nah, an even newer one
Daughters of Ash
They have custom bosses, things are moved everywhere, and the general level order is different.

>>626951
oh yeah
I should finish ds1
to make use of your early christmas gift

not that you will ever use my gift

Legacy of pain

never finished this run though

kira queen

fuck i forgot how empty airports are at 2am

this place is dead inside

that's really spooky
bet you could steal shit really easily

>>626961
lol
yeah man there aren't any tsa officers or security guards here man it's just a US airport

>>626962
just look at those rolls of paper down by the cleaning equipment
Could easily steal those

Tadaimasu

there is like no place to buy anything to eat or drink here at all haha
I'm gonna be so fucked up by the time I finally get home i should have eaten something at least

>>626963
yeah man I'm gonna steal their supplies and clean the airplane they're gonna be so confused
trickery incoming stupid plane guys

i hope they at least let me drink on the flight

wow it's so dead it's almost like we're all just hanging out in person instead of online

>random app ad
>tagline
>kill someone unforgettable

baaaaaaang

>>626968
wish I was

>>>/watch?v=8G4oCe7-Mak

back in my own bed
back in my own head
get a feeling so complicated
blue always effects me in a good way
let me know if you have PayPal or some shit still gotta pay you back man

>>>/@moonshinemaude/1080973687275356162

>>626974
we'll get the cost break down when i get home tomorrow

when you're losing your do but it's alright
>>626976
alrighty then

i haven't texted or called my boss since I was like HEY I'mma be out of town till Sunday and he was like "you didn't tell me?"
so I said yeah i didn't, i gotta stop drinking
and he said "oh Lord"
when I got back i sent him a text saying "2 right?"
>2 PM.
"got it, I'll be there"
>thank you sir.
working for Indians is the fucking best

"Fifteen minutes"
MEANWHILE BACK ON PLANET EARTH
THE Z SQUAD STAND AND WAIT FOR FOOD

what are you nerds eatimg

>>626979

>>626979
french towst

>>626979
benedict arnoldo

>>626980
they're trying to find the Canadians to bac 'em

We spent last night playing Nine Parchments and there were parts where i wasnt moving because i was literally falling asleep because i was super tired from the moment we got back but we had to stay up to make sure Jan left on time.

Im certain we died far too many times than we should.

>>626984
aw you didn't have to stay up with me
i would make the same mistake twice but not on meds they make me reliable
sorry bout that
gonna catch another nap now though time to go back to life

>>626986
what is that powder?

sugar
>>626986
im really envious

>>626988
cocaine

coincidentally how would one's digestive tract react to cocaine?

>>626985
I wanted the parchments.
God knows when ill be able to multiplayer that game again.
It was fun even though we're terrible at teamwork.

...
I don't remember taking my clothes off before sleeping

>>626993
ALIEN ABDUCTION

#flip (true)
#flip (false) if true pizza if false burger
burgah

>>626994
I should have known something was up when those aliens bought me free beers and cigs

>>626991
it's metabolized in there at roughly the same rate but slightly shower than mucosal membranes
the vasoconstricting aspect causes a number of side effects including most prominently constipation and an even bigger negative effect on appetite
mostly if you do a lot of cocaine it will end up getting metabolized in the stomach and intestine due to constriction of the vessels and drying of the membranes reducing bioavailability to the point it drains into the digestive tract after being soluble in the sinuses but unable to be readily absorbed

slightly slower*

basically there's an upper limit on hasty absorbtion producing the desired effect and there overflow is drained naturally to the rest of the body
produces a similar but not as desirable effect due to slower distribution into blood
>>627000
baking cocaine will burn it.
you would need to isolate the drug from coca with different acids than hydrochloric
then you could make cocies

cocaine cookies
cocies

>>626999
add it after baking them then
as the frosting

huh
I was suddenly reminded of a cartoon show where they added LSD to the cooking in some cooking contest between the characters

or something

friends

I walked into a wall. my knee freakin hurts.

well atleast you didn't get stuck

>>627006
oof

Oof indeed

if you get the stucc you get the fucc

>>627010
Is that your personal experience?

if only

>>627011
it's his fetish

i have many fetishes but that one isnt particularly mine

damn
they didnät give me ketchup for fries

>>627014
>says that after posting dozens of kancolles stuck in walls

im about to eat some sick ihop
>>627017
yeah but those are funny

>>627016
doesn't look that appetising

I AM CHARGING MY AURA PEKONI

peko peko pii

man the perkolator makes good coffee

aura pekoni btw just means blue-cheese bacon
aura being most famous finnish brand for blue cheese and in many places is synonymous for it

>>627016
That camera really made that image bad.
Is that a desset?
Dessert

>>627017
Those were tame

rivers in the dessert

aa
my tongue
god i wish at times to file down my k9
s
they too sharp

good burger

magicka achievements are always amusing

looks greasy

the bacon is nicely crispy

thats vanilla rather than greaae

sweet merciful shit there is a damn pickle rick on the back of the car in front of us

>>627030
I'm super hungry now
pancake hoshii

yeah all this foodposting is making me hungry

this is quite the drop in temperature we've had
went from mid thirties to wet and rainy and cold

crazy train

buy it

>>627038
Are you in an art museum.

It is already Monday

>>627041
not so fast John
Sunday will last forever

>>627042
Sorry Garfield
Your Sundays end here

>>627043
You're wrong John
I'll keep rewinding time forever and your Monday will never come

turns out that the groundhog was garfield reborn all along

>>627040
Philly museum of art.
You'd probably dig this place Kannagi.

>>627045
That groundhog just really hates mondays

I really hope I didn't do anything weird last night

>>627048
define weird

well waking up in your living room in nothing but a towel and a blanket is a start
maybe I wanted to take a shower and forgot

#10d100 (48, 46, 94, 25, 82, 5, 21, 87, 53, 55 = 516)

>>627050
seems like "tired, but could shower, rest a bit and fall asleep completely"
sometimes done something similiar drunk

yeah I was fairly drunk

weird thing I notice, that whenever I got o sleep after drinking
my glasses always end up on the floor
despite me placing them on the table

I must always put them in some position, where they get pulled to the floor (or sometimes my chair) when I get up

ah it was so fun wtching master and commander again yesterday
so good movie

I just want to stare at this koi and tell her how my day was.

>>627056
change the expression slightly and she becomes sadistic mocking koishi

>>627056
i know this feeling

>And when I asked she said it was cream of tomato. Can you believe that?

Oh no. Im entertaining delusions again

>>627060
now have delusions of this

I wonder is there a better eng patch of
wait there isn't

I wonder why the eng patch has

this problem

Ohio

aah I had most o the tenshion pics from pixiv
that is why they didn't show up in search

wonder hwo many duplicates I have of each pic, gotten from different eras of danbooru naming, pixiv and other sources...

hat on hat

Is that like Blonde on Blonde?

blond on blond is rare in manga romance

Is that like Blue on Blue?

>>627069
It was a Bob Dylan reference.

>>627070
yup
>>627071
and?

>>627072
hat
>>627071
did they take a blurry picture of Bob Dylan on purpose
that album cover always bothers me

>>627073
Yeah, probably.

well it sucks

>>627073
facehat

here we go, here come the construction workers

TN, do you read this?
https://mangadex.org/title/28556/joshikousei-no-mudadzukai

no

Nice transparent album cover

th fuck is that name...

>>627082
yeah that's the one I meant

missed hat

holding a hat
damn

levitating the hat

>>627086
oh shit my wife

oh shit it's your wife

Home

Okaeri

>>>/@hieronymusbutch/1081513483076722689

home is when I'm whenever with you

>>627095
shouldn't it next to you or somethign?
that seems kinda mouthful and weird way to say it

hello hello

>>627096
supposed to be "wherever" not "whenever" my bad
>>627099
usually hello I don't check who it is

out of the blue, but how do you all answer your phone?
just "hello" or "check who is calling and pick answer" or general "nameetc"

>>627099
"はいもしもし"

>>627097
hello hello

moshi moshi

>>>/@OroboroTheNinja/1082011349616607232

How much longer is everybody going ot be on the trip?

I know blue and jan aren't there and I know that I'm not there.

Yeah but like when are they getting back?

they're staying until the 7th I think
so maybe the 8th

Kirara and Sam leave tonight
Rook leaves tomorro
tilde also leaves tonight

I don't know how I'm supposed to save Owl
this is ridiculous.
fucking protect object missions where the object moves around and stays in the middle of oncoming fire

can I get uhhhh
a twitter app that actually properly saves an image

Ah, I see. So anime soon!

>EVERBLOOM
THE CLUTCH

so I guess back usual dead then

>>627109
wait what Owl needs saving explain what happened

owl unlocked

I can't drag and drop images into Firefox anymore for some reason

should not have had those smokes last night

>>627116
hmmm

I restarted my browser. It works now

holy carp
video games

>>627111
more importantly, you'll have unfettered access to your bff and favorite idol!

(both of those are me)

hmm fresh flowers at the local train station
must be from that time I saw a bunch of police there
wonder who died

I beat the game

>>627121
It will be nice to have all you guys back.

>>627124
CCongrats

>you just give back the parchments
what
fuck that
LAME

I like hamburger

Yes
Unfettered access

that sounds weird

like you want access to their butthole

daisuki hambagah

watashi numbah- oh shit wrong song

>>627131
What is wrong with you.

everything, duh

Gaki is a lot of fun.

hello everynyan
how are you

Terrible

i am sorry to hear it but glad to see you
let us get straight to the point
who has wronged you and where do they live

Society

Wait no
Depression

>>627124
omedetou
>>627142
depression lives in the brain so i will need unfettered access to same

>>627138
Hello!
How are you? I'm good. Thinking of making soup

Have you ever had not the urge to do something but the thought of doing something you know you dont' want to do
like not the urge to drink bleach but the thought of drinking the bleach

gonna need unfettered access to your frontal lobes

>>627145
Yeah

Ok cool

It's pretty normal.
Although if you get a lot of these maybe you should talk to kirara about it.

Related
>>>/watch?v=Sumb3GYuAT8

burger urge

>>627145
that's thinking

>>627152
that's scary

Just the thought of things you don't want to do forcing themselves into your brain

Yes
*yee
Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts are a pain especially if you are having a lot of anxiety,
try and relax and watching something distracting.

I just remembered the nail clipper gif thank you bang

Heh

Here, watch this funny video.
>>>/watch?v=I_NkCpd_jbg

I'd rather not

>>627159
this isn’t funny at all!
i demand a refund

>>>/watch?v=zI-NfLZUPdw

check out this garbage fire of a match
Game and Watch VS King DDD
>>>/watch?v=LdNoorA_gEQ

wow don't post our smash matches online

what is this terrible song playing at this shopping centre

i did it i got through security
time to take

five and a half grams of kratom

congrats papa kirara

papa???

>>627166
isn’t six grams the danger zone
hmm
i’ll pray to your homie jesus

highway to the dangerzone

>>627169
i can handle ~5
when i took 6 and got sick my usual was 1g
my usual dose is 2-3g now
im really just gonna take 3 though i think hmm
just sittin at the gate beltin back pills

there's a sports bar near my terminal
buncha people SCREAMIN and clappin and gettin r o w d y

Go bears

go beagles

>>627174
did tilde get a flighto

working on it now
I think he's set now

awesome rawesome

i sent fish one of my jesus selfies and she said "wow"

Bad End

i should change into my new socks to wow her upon landing

damn that jesus really got some noodle
arms
you'd think carrying a cross you'd be a little shredded

my new socks

>>627180
nah, rook figured it out
he gave away his body
that means he lost his gains

that's pretty cool
could've done a few curls while he was up there though

one of my colleagues has updated their assessment of my selfie skills to A++
thanks jesus

>>627181
very kakkoi かっこいい

>>627178
lol that’s ominous
or not
are you gonna show her your collection?

gonna start off with like 3 and gauge her reaction
how many did i even take
30
lol

>>>/@etdragonpunch/1082076447504658432

>>627178
she should send you a selfie with like
matzah ball soup or something

>>627188
FINALLY

>>627189
nah with a whole ass torah scroll lol
those are like a big as a person

tilde's flight is at 4pm
gonna have a spiderman deito

>>627192
oh man hell yeah
you gotta elevate

i can see your reaction when you /// i get off the plane

i only took 2g
gonna take another 2 on the plane

I can see EVERYTHING

>>627195
what color my pantsu

pink

wrong

can you see my socks?

oh shit are you wearing those

no, I'm saving **those** for tomorrow

fug

I forgot how doushio works
doushio~

>>627201
hell yeah art socks buddies
im gonna wear my naked venus to work tomorrow

i sent fish pics of my socks and she doesn't believe i bought them wth

but why?

>>>/@tonyhawk/1081641577078874112

>>627206
maybe she underestimates me

teste

>>627208
what if she hates them?
could you handle that?

>>627210
she won't
she can't
they're amazing

BUT WHAT IF??

i will teach her
she will love them

boarded
tfw leaving my brothers in arms

Good luck safe flights Kirara

>>>/@TomCokeIsABlunt/1082043459526148101
having a normal one

>>627215
o7 thanks

i want to watch the credits from the spider verse movie
they were so good
best credits ive ever seen

gotta go hard im gonna let em hate

good flying!
>>627217
trippy credits, reminded me of some of those 90s demoscene demos

>>627219
oh yeah seriously
i want 4k screenshots of it for desktop backgrounds

>>627214
adios byebye

>>627221
im gonna miss you

off i go

mamaaaa
uwu

whoops looks like someone caught on to one of my stuffups at work
hope there isn't dire consequences

what did you do?

>>627221
take care

>you need 200 fats
I love how I have people called FAT

>>627226
these people supposedly "didn't get their delivery and were supposed to get a refund to pay for their redelivery" and I guess I was supposed to collect payment from them
however these people are poor and always make a fuss, which I can't blame them
but I just didn't want to deal with it and so I told them to not worry about it

>>627229
uhh
>these people supposedly "didn't get their delivery and were supposed to get a refund to pay for their redelivery" and I guess I was supposed to collect payment from them
what does this even mean

I don't even know

Noice

tweet me like a piece of shit

>>>/@AstroKatie/1082096043586539520

zombii

can you say bonfire mimics

Yes

Oh yeah, my friend tried the sour patch kids cereal. He said its okay.

>>627238
that would eb fun

>>627241
I'm dealing with taht

the seacat has landed

landed 30 minutes earlier than expected
woo
gotta get home and sleep
i got work in the morning

>>627243

ah

>>>/watch?v=IxM1tjTvFAc
open for awesome

jan's incredibly long and perilous day is finally over
fuck
and nobody is the wiser as to how fucking messed up my body is right now
>>627252
wow sweet usually my reward is just finally getting some fucking sleep and relax action
thank you suomiklaus

open above youtube link
is your reward

>>627251
Jan Jans Jolly Jaunt

>>>/watch?v=CADVNXAozzo
for more awesome

i gotta elevate

>>627250
that's real fuckin nito

>>627255
man where are the spider verse ost mashup memes

>eat cheese
>accidentally inhale while swallowing cheese
>goes down wrong throat
>cough it out
>then blow your nose
>out comes cheese
why ish uman body so shit

upgrade to a cyber body today
only 699.95

damn
I actually have a decent plot figured out for a china campaign

>>627258
>wrong throat
you got more than one throat buddy?

>>627261
there is food throat and breath throat

>>627262
haha i figured what you meant
usually they call it wind pipe en englais thought

I just went 1:1 fin-eng translation without thinking about it

in finnish when you wound up with food or drink in your wind pipe, you say "went down the wrong throat"
meni väärään kurkkuun

also kurkku - throat
kurkku - cucumber
"let's slice up some throats"
katkotaas kurkkuja
"let's slice up some cucumbers"

"want to eat a throat sandwhich"
maistuisiko kurkkuvoileipä
"want to eat a cucumber sandwhich

>>627253
jans ginormous journey
>>627266
how do you designate different interpretations for the same word? just context?
>>627268
hm
sounds kind of confusing in writing i guess
not really an expert on language though so i dunno

context

"kurkkua kurkkuun"
lit. cucumber down your throat
tl. "eat some c ucumber"

Finnish has some near infinite potential for word plays and puns

>>627265
usually the phrase is similar in English but they say hole instead of throat
at least with my experience locally
there's usually regional differences in generic sayings

>>627270
like moon rune comedy?
who's the Finnish nisioisin

coincidentally wind and food pipes?
are called henki- and ruoktorvi
lit. breath and food TRUMPETS

>>627272
too many to mention

>>627261
dick throat

things i don't remember

What about them?

dressed up alligators

>>627279
howdy pardner

>>627280
disco dancing neighbors

>>627281
hey see >>627250

Why are the hats still on?

Sam's been celebrating
>>627282
later

>>627281
cum on the piano
>>627283
the official guy gave us the official word that it was to recognize

>don't watch streamer for few months
>he streams with cute kitten

the party in Philly and definitely not because he's too lazy and easily distracted to work on the site in his free time

2019 is PARTY DAY EVERYDAY
WE PARTY HATS NOW

now it's time to party and we'll party hard

I party this hard

helloo hello

man I forgot super mario Odyssey was a thing

>>627291
hallojaa
how has the year been treating you?

>>627291
Hi!

>>627291
Herro herro

ehh things

>>627290
i don't know how to party but i can definitely get fucked up!

>ad for YouTube song is an entire fucking song from some unrelated artist
wtf

>>627287
it is the truth
>>627292
i will corroborate that it is indeed a thing
>>627296
h0i

>>>/watch?v=t-5_zoEsY6c
woah hbomb did an lisa analysis

>>627297
that's really weird

>>627299
who the heck is hbomb
all i really need to know is the game is awesome beat it twice through
never got to playing the sequel though

>>627297
thank youtube gods that you don't get 2 ads for every video
2 same ads
just those two
nonstop
nothing else

>>627297
>not using adblock

>>627301
he's just a guy who talks about video game stuff
I'm gonna save that for when I play the game
I have a copy of lisa in my steam folder I've been meaning to play for ages

>>627301
a faggot

i am officially HOME

>>627303
>adblock on youtube app on phone
yeah

>>627306
did you choose bath, food or

speaking of who here are part of the BATH OWNER elite?

>>627307
>using the official youtube app on your phone
Well there's your first problem.

sc2 is fun to watch
I guess I can thank serral for winning last year for getting me into this scene
is damn good entertainment

alright
official /moe/ "sharing a bed with ranking" here

jan: kicks in sleep will wake you up might push you out of bed 7/10
tilde: takes the form of a lifeless object, will not move at all whatsoever will not move into your space 10/19
rook: chill moves around but stays on his side even if he's in the bed alone 10/10

actually tilde snores (sometimes) so he's like 9.5/10

sam looked like a good sleeper but i didn't sleep next to him

blue:

what are you IGN?

>>627312
now we need a score for you too

>>627312
blue: will sleep on the couch and defend the couch with his life, will not share

>>627314
yeah we do

>>627303
i am currently using my tablet since my laptop is kill unfortunately
don't have a lot of shit that isn't for viewing manga or mobile games installed on this thing

>>627316
Android?
If so install ublock in your browser.

also rook gives the firmest hugs

>>627318
what about handshakes?

i only shook Sam's hand
everyone else was hugs
although did a fist bump with blue

>>627314
sleeps with a fucking knife/10

>>627320
i shook all their hands and it was soft except Sam when he was salty about smash and pretending to be nice about it

not in Philly lol i didn't even bring a knife

>>627320
really?
weirdoes

>>627324
huh what's weird about that

>>627323
the key is an honorary knife

>>627325
reminder that I am a finn

>>627327
uhh ok

>>627326
that's fair

personal space and all that shit
we don't do touchy feely

>>627318
this is really true though
rook gives those S tier hugs

>>627323
Why not?
Or did you only have carry on?

>>627331
why would he need a knife

>>627330
https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/dias_mild_mannered_hugging
so is this a comic about rook?

>>627331
only had a carry on

>>627330
for real

>>627332
i feel uncomfortable without a knife or something

>>627333
yeah that's rook he's a cute 2d girl too

>>627332
He wouldn't neccesarily need it but its better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it.

can't walk around philly with a knife anyway

>>627334
i used to carry a knife because it made me feel a bit safer walking around i guess
i stopped though

>>627337
Not even like a swiss army knife?

philly has strict knife laws last i checked

That's retarded

okay

>>627340
philly is UK secretly

>>>/watch?v=HzdjMLKKdgk

my cat is ridiculously happy to see me
laz won't leave me alone

>>627345
must have been lonely

I still remember this one time my cat got REAl mad at us

basically, we used to do a lot of 1 night away trips at some point
and the cat was used to that
but then this time around, instead of just staying fri-sat, we stayed th whole weekend and came back on sunday evening
and we had told mittens "we will be back on saturday"
AND BOY SHE WAS PISSED

she came to each of us me, my bro, my mom
and meowed and mourned for 5-10 mins at us
following us wherever we went
not the kind of "I missed you meow" or "gimme food" or something
just "I am annoyed and loud" meowing
for a good solid time
while looking straight at the person she was "chastising"

it was real weird, like she actually had a concept of "okay they will be back tomorrow... wait a sec they LIED TO ME"
and the amusing thing is, this was the ONLY SINGLE time we went away for a trip, and beforehand had said "we will be back on X"
and then didn't come back on X

Netflix is controlling my actions

uh oh
it's gone sentient

>>627345
the two that usually like me were excited but the boy was spooked and ran away haha

>>627349
me and my friend from the future

fucked your day up good and proper

jump out the window
then put the mask on
who's the bad man that a man gotta bash on

http://www.philly.com/philly/health/sleep-texting-thing-deprivation-technology-screens-20181128.html
reminds me of when imats used to sleep-post

That was pretty funny.

i sleep tweet now

>>627355
que

oh no

>>627358
what are you que-ing

>>627360
que

Night

>if I am a piece of shit I am selfish
>if I am a giant piece of shit, I am super selfish
>But if I am the shit, I am great

>>627361
motherfucker I will throw a boomerang so hard it hits you

>>>/watch?v=RAGcDi0DRtU
Holy Hell
Ismo has been on Conan

>>627364
hit or miss
i guess you never miss que

half ass my ass you badass piece of ass

>>627355
i prefer the profound questions like what happens if you break Mr mimes hands

he'd be a deaf guy with no way of communicating

not a guy
a pokemon

sorry I don't play nerd shit

>>627371
can I have this black on white signed

sure if you have a copy of black and white to sign

a copy of pokemon signed "sorry i don't play nerd shit"

I mean the best I've got is pokemon typing adventures I can sign that

good enough i guess

I don't mean pokemon
I mean ANY nerd shit

well it's too late
give me your address so I can send you a signed copy of pokemon typing

>>627378
goblinroad finland

hey tn, do you know jukka hilden?

who doesn't know the duudsons?
also don't use that name anymore

reminder that dudesons are older than jackass

or that finns had their own 4chan kinda thingie
before 2chan was a thing

we should nuke finland
and remove finns

we even had facebook before facebook
in the form of "irc-gallery"

>>627381
here he is playing Unlce Death
>>>/watch?v=veY1-ucSpKc
>>627382
>>627383
huh, is that so?

>randomly wound up on the one lecture I gave on that one anime convention
man
that thing was so fun to do
the whole presentation was planned with "let's make it as annoying to read as possible"

oh I think I remember you posting that

just look at this

look at the text

good half of the stuff we did for it we did with "what is MOST annoying to read"

haha why lenin

>>627392
because it is dealing with 1910s and 1920s history between russia and finland and japan

and why not?

seriously, we got feedback for "your powerpoint sucked" and "it was hard to read at times"
and we just went
high five
SUCCESS

just look at the first slide

the only thing that went sour about it, was me getting excited and starting to speak on fast forward
basically doing 15-20 minutes of talking in 5-10 mins

and apparently I cursed and swore a lot

>>627386
Holy hell that is so finnish

feels like a really grasshopper manufacture thing to have
>>627400
ya got steam?

but if you wanna see the whole thing I can priva link it
if you swear not to share

I have lots of steam

>Pikachu #HITorMISS#
who the fuck is this

>>627402
uhh
sec
jesus christ why did he delete all the previous info
I think it was wulf

maybe wulf

makes sense
that godamn furry

he likes that meme more than most

the meme is bad, but the girl is cute

weird all those dudes that thought she was a guy imo

hmm
I think
I am at 1 litre now

yes
1 litre of hard liquor down

not even feeling it

I mean
I have been drinking damn slow
but still
15 hours

>>627408
well yeah...
there are many trapcossers afterall

I mean just ask ton

... I mean I'm into that and didn't think that
guess people will come to their conclusions somehow
>>627414
who are you the spanish inquistion
>>627415
why do you ask?

>>627413
why are you into penises?

also how short term fucking goldfish are you

>>627413
cause i asked

I have a lot of problems focusing and stuff I guess
I don't think it's add or anything
or there could he I dunno

hey I am not making fun of you, I am just making fun out of it
if that makes sense

Meself
I kinda never forget a damn thing, but uh
well I am me
I could write a fucking essay on it, but best way to ever see it is to see it live
butofc that will never happen
but I do bare the name "madness" for a reason

*bear

do you seriously only anymore post at mats and in the anime thread?

>>627410
i used to drink a liter over 7 or 8 hours every Friday night when radio was here
wasn't really a good habit
i don't keep liquor around me anymore outside of special occasions so I've dropped weight class a bit

>>627421
I have been a little less active lately but I've been busy.

>>627423
If you die, that is the end of this site so...
I was bit worried

hmm what is this shitty gif
>>627418
there's nothing wrong with asking
I have bad short term memory because of the focus stuff
long term might be a bit better but it's all useless to me

>>627422
yeah same
but
I am like
0 effect
ofc that isn't the actual case, but I do fucking know myself and how i feel when I get drunk so
is kinda amusing to notice that atleast on the first week of the year, I am at my MAXIMUM power level

>>627424
I don't really think that's the case.

>>627425
looks dutch
but I don't know the series

and the boobs are too small
so it isn't dutch

>>627426
i seem to get into bad habits around winter a lot
January last year i was drinking like 4 cans of malt a night
which is the equivalent of about 16 shots
or 700ml of liquor at normal contract

>>627428
>>627429
I'm not dutch,no
the series is shimoneta
fun show

>>627431
uhh
that wasn't what I ment

I was thinking it was some dutch show
and made by dutch

Dutch might've seen it
>>627434
same
Dutch is a lot of fun to post with
I loved sk's observations on politics and video games and stuff
>>627436
I only have Sk on twitter
it's kind of the same but not

I miss dutch and sk

Socializing with these guys is so much work.

>but madness you hav both of them on steam

>>627433
I just like SK as a person, despite his faults and everything
and forever will

and dutch is super amusing

I could just go and say hi but...
I don't feel like it would be proper
or something

>>627437
yeah I can see that

this brandy will be the death of me

uncle "tn" is feeling nostalgia

kele?
pk?

what is the new name for me now

jojo works

I don't like coming up with names
I'm really bad at it

same
i was good at it during chuunibyo years
>warlockofchaos
>seventhson
>tyrantofterror
>theClairvoyant
>RookofTwilight
>TheMagpie
>DrM4D
hmm
and LOT MORE

man I'm really craving more booze
shouldn't have drank so much in Philly

you booze you lose

some of those names were fucking celebrities on Bnet Northrend WC3 back in the day...

one reason we kept making new accounts was because we kept becoming too famous

>oh shit it is that trio might as well not PLAy since we will lose

I think the most humiliating thing we did
was beating CLan BFME's best players
in their own Battle for Middle Earth map
as both Evil and Good
in a row
3v5

they fucking
perma banned us from that point on

in normal gameplay we'd lose
but in the custom maps
we were the kings

I really doubt I could play that well anymore
like
how long would it take to develop that reflex+muscle memory+shit

and that distraction(s) aside, why did someone even ask if I had steam?

>>627447
how much did you drink in Philly?
>>627454
I asked for a long term thing and also wanted to see the powerpoint maybe

why would you drink in company of mats?

>>627456
because he is a fucking big boy and can make his own decisions
i asked him if he minded if i drank when he went sober and everyone else has as well
>>627458
yes i am sure you know very much about my best friend lol

>>627457
no this isn't "oh he will be tempted to drink"
but
"he must hang around with drunks as sober"
and that sucks
been there
done that
a lot

>>627402
the frenchman

>>627455
so what is your stem

>>627459
i have zeeg as steam friend?
the hell

>>627460
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198252790648/
>>627459
what the hell
fucking zeeg

>>627457
I am not claiming I know him or anything
I just approach it from my own perspective
I wouldn't want to hangaround drunks as sober
so
I wouldn't drink around someone who will remain sober, more than just few beers

>>627455
not even that much really just most of a 750ml of Gin and some bar drinks
>>627463
he generally finds the dumb ass drunk behavior funny
not really sure if he found me sleeping in the bathroom funny
actually i don't even know how he woke me up i thought i locked the door

>>627462
you have a finnish clone

>>627464
I don't like gin at all
sounds like you guys had a lot of fun though
>>627465
weird

>>627464
even if someone else finds something okay
I generally follow "do unto others" policy

>>627467
i don't really mind being around people that are intoxicated while sober any more than i mind being around people while sober
but being around people who are intoxicated while sober is not usually a problem for long

never finished this series

>>627468
>but being around people who are intoxicated while sober is not usually a problem for long
so you would think

>>627466
i love Gin it tastes comfy
like teauila
tequila rather
>>627472
other way round for me
i can't do vodka straight but it's alright in drinks
>>627470
usually it just turns into getting intoxicated with people

>>627471
I don't like gin that much either
gin+tonic
good
gin
meh
vodka
good

tequila
sniff salt
lemon in eye
tequila raw

don't forget the punch in the eye at the end

rene is a poopbut

oh shit im sorry

don't forget that shit is for when you're taking shots of garbage tier tequila

I've spat tequila on a wattress from that

what a waste of bad booze

to be fair she got to hit me in the eye after

socking you one isn't going to make her day any better someone spit on them

that's true
she got paid heaps in tips though

Screw it.
Finished every thing
Tired.

I should eat

mugicup

ba ng

>>627486
hey
hows it going this year mate?

it sure is going

how about you

I had a lot of fun
this start of the year

someboda touuch ma spaghettiiii

>>>/watch?v=B3VDjhTv0PA
>>>/watch?v=fX9jewlvadE
feelin real 2017 rn

Going all the way to manhattan for a sandwich then back

good taste

t-thanks

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