Thread #625002

Don't let the links fade.
Let them live forever.

>>625002 (OP)
just can't wait for the grand finale

>>625004
even train link?

even young link.

especially fierce deity link.

fierce diet link

2nd last date
sales 1388
almost a meme number
today most likely will be busy

I will let this monument represent my life
my love

Well then time to go indirectly cause intense stress to dogs, cats, horses and other animals

Just put that on humanity wtf
They can take it

just shoot the fireworks directly into our windows

Animals won't even remember it tho
What the fuck?

>>625014
open the window and toss a few lit Roman candies in there

just throw in 8 flashbangs and turn my room into a sensory overload tank

You vanished off of the face of the earth for 12 months.
I deserve a better explaination than no explanation.

>>625018
who did?

no one can disappear off the face of this earth because the earth is round

>>625020
???????

I don't know man

Only if they're off the grid.
They aren't usually, which makes them easy to track.

I wish your dreams are merciful...

i need a feely show to watch
but also a little comfy

Something like Tamayura?

something like honey and clover
or the good episodes of angel beats

Have you seen Amanchu?
Though it might be a bit heavier on the comfy and lighter on the feely.

something adolescent migt be nice
i want to feel what i never got to have in life even if it's just fiction

Yeah I can understand that sentiment.
There's a lot of vicarious living I do through the media I consume.

I keep dancing on my ownnnn

Heyo

Hello. hello from the rodeo

Oh, you're at the rodeo? that's nice
is there live music and a crayfish bbq before the main event
i haven't had crayfish in forever

There wasn't any crayfish, but it hurts with every heartbeat

the plural of mattress is mattri

>>625038
why

>>625039
Deep thoughts

It's just from a Robyn song, like this >>>/watch?v=6c-RbGZBnBI
Super deep ish

>>625039
wanna create the world's first ai mattress made of smart matter
it can change shape a whole bunch and we can call it the octopus

what's so smart about it
can it do math

>>625044
it's got an octopus' mapping system

for maximum comfort

can it open doors like an octopus

not out of the box but it could figure out how to
if it had the desire to it could but its main desire is your comfort
so unless the door needs to be opened, it probably wouldn't

can it swallow me and crush me under tons of pressure

>>625049
thankfully yes

this seems like a good idea, let's do it

i'd be more upset that bethesda has fans tbh

even worse is that fallout 76 does imo

thats what i meant
my mistake

did you hear about the bag thing
people were promised canvas bags and got nylon instead lol

im really hungry

is there anything on the menu

fried rice with a side of rice
i ran out of the butter and spices and used my last egg on the last fried rice though
so i guess it's just white rice with a side of rice
i can maybe put mayonaisse in there

that isn't much of a breakfast

I had a banana and 2 pieces of toast.

are you wearing your clothes or are your clothes wearing yooooou

>>625056
same thing
right

>>625062
or are you clothes

>>625062
And thus Kill la Kill was born

the guy who voiced Senketsu and Embryo played the Tenth in the Japanese dubbing of Doctor Who

sweet

>>>/@aichan_nel/1079390077963329537

wow, ai living the high life

>>>/watch?v=7wzR_BVFsUU

Ohio

>>625066
they never released embryo version of that song

I'm super tired.
For some reason.

Roadtrip part two begins now.

poptart part 2

the tartenkng
tartening

You guys like schoolhouse rock?
>>>/watch?v=yfExXGMX2JM

>>>/@yoru_nine/1079445370520797184

Nice bep, it woupd be a shame if something happened to her.

like she was used for target practice

Or sunk
Or both!

: thinking:

Oh yeah ToN, I'm in Kentucky right fucking now.

how horrifying

im in a bathroom personally

Oh, so you're
shitposting

>>625084
oh shit go visit him

>>625087
Can't, we're on a tight schedule.

ToN, I was told that there would be bluegrass.
Where is it all?
I can't find any.

>>625089
look more closely

>bluegrass isn't actually blue
I feel mislead.

...
you uh
you didnt know that already huh

Why the fuck would I know tgat?
I'm not from hete.
*here

>>625077
>>>/watch?v=A5ZemxyfUe8

>>625093
there's a reason grass is green

>>625094
Being throttled, cant watch.

>>625095
Yeah chloroplasts.
I just wanted to believe.

>>625095
paint

>>625097
the name actually comes from the color of its flowers

>>625099
Yes, I was taught this by lv.

today in a nutshell

>>625101
I hate it when that happens to me.

>>625101
head fell off huh

just realised that fleece is 10-11 years old

i cant believe our good friend pk has lost his head

>>625105
i never had a head

PK FIRE

>>>/@andmish/998638916981968897

2,5k in total sales

Noice

i'd say if pattern follows final will be 4-6k
my record is over 8k
but back then there wasn't a rival store just on the otgerside of the road

>>625107
pkfire
pkfire
pkfire
pkfire
pkfire
pkfire

pk bath

PK Freeze

pk drive

PK vehicular manslaughter

lol
some other vendor(s) have handed over the card machine to customer(s) without keeping an eye on it and those foxes cancelled their payment, getting free shit
man some people are naïve

w-why

>>625119
get it

get it and send me it

>>625119
thats amazing.

>>625121
why
do you want your surge soda too

>>625123

SCIENCE

>>625123
because it sounds horrible and >>625124

>>625125
are you going to pull a tietuesday and eat it with monster instead of milk

>>625126
i don't know what tietuesday is but no

i think youve retweeted his stuff maybe once or twice, hes a streamer fellow i like

that or it was ironicus i remember you retweeting

i don't recognize either of those names

>>625129
it was a good while ago

>>>/@tietuesdaylp/1078745391120605189

>>625131
Holy shit
Simon Hanselmann is fucking great.

Kirara, you should check out his comics. They're really good.

>>625119
Actually I think I saw those in target last week.

someone on twitter just said to me the words "please swallow me" and i am uncomfortable

oh im used to seeing that sort of thing but not directed at me

I wonder has anyone made a study of people beginning to hate companies/brands due to them popping up on their youtube too many times

We'll eat you up we love you so

>people wanted a fancy box for their chocos
>so we made one
>and also dropped the size by 30%, but kept the same price
I love this "people wanted" argument some companies use, that has no basis on anything

>>625136
nobody has ever said that to me before
is it a vore thing
or is it ironically a vore thing

They want you to use their power through devouring them

>>625140
I'm still not sure if I can get the 6th but the 2nd should be good.
Sat night is when there's only two of us in the office so they might not give it to me.

Oh, cool.
Just let me know when to pick you up and when to drop you off.

Also, Jan will unfortunately not be able to get it.
make it*

Ehh, that sucks.
Who's going to give us a reason to speed across the highway this time?

I'll find us a reason!
But yeah, it does suck.
He has been pretty down lately. I'm worried about him.

oh yeah on what days are you on the Ptrip

2-6

a fun start to a year

>>625143
;_;
I was worried about that.

>>625149
Yeah.
I've been trying to convince him for a few days but I guess I can't change his mind.

note to self
buy a modern laundrymachine
well when I can afford it

this thing is good and does its job, but it takes forever
it might be 2-3 hours before I can go to slep

>>625150
does he just not want to come or is something happening

I dunno. He won't talk to me about it.
He says he's fine but I don't believe him.

>>625140
pretty sure it’s a vore thing but i cant say whether or not they mean it
they may actually mean it

>>625154
hmmm
better not to know

>>625153
sounds worrysome

i am pretty worried about him

they found a dead body at the local park here

Cause of death?

death

wakaranai
but it was "badly decomposed"

probably an alien or a supervillain

it is a lictor

>>>/@WAFB/1079212608237064192

Yeah I saw that earlier.
Zika just won't go away eh.

>>625164
Kek

>>625164
>hey you got drugs
>bring them over we will test for zika
>nothing else will happen
>trust us
speech 100

>>625164
#just Florida things

This just in
Pizza is a drink
more to come as the story unfolds
keep watching
PK...
hmm
TNNN was just so easy

Deepest Lore

Accurate.

Herro herro

>>625173
Heya.
Got plans for New Year's?

hmm, maybe
My social life is in a bit of turmoil lately so who knows what will happen.

>>625176
What a shame.
You're welcome to join Fish and me!

Oh, what are you guys doing?

>>625178
We're gonna get a nice little dinner and see if we can't find a vacant place to watch fireworks. I think I know the perfect place.

ugh wanna sleop

Oh, that sounds nice. It sounds like you're going to have a nice new years.

>>625181
It'll be nice.
There's time, if you want to join!

I think it's a little short notice to get a plane ticket.
You guys will have a nice couples night.

>>625183
Yeah, it'll be nice.

I hope you'll have a good New Year's despite everything that's going on.
Fish is rooting for you, too!

How are you today?

Oh, I'm getting by. I have tomorrow and tuesday off so that's nice.

Oh, that is nice.
I only get Tuesday off.

Fish and I finished Kill la Kill today.

KLK was pretty good.
It wasn't exactly my favorite flavor of show but it was good.

Yeah, agreed.
Fish felt the same, but she liked it a lot more than TTGL which we finished yesterday.
She really didn't like that one.

that is so weird
how can you not like ttgl

She didn't like the characters.
She thought they were all stupid and that the writing was really lazy and didn't make sense.

She was mad about Nia dying, too.

maybe she just hasn't seen that much shounen to appreciate ttgl?

ttgl is literally one of babby's first anime
you don't need to see any shonen to appreciate it

true
but it is a parody of the shounen genre at times

TTGL is very much a guy's anime.
It's more difficult for girls to understand.

Rewatching it, I can definitely see where she was coming from.
And the animation was pretty poor. I know Gainax was facing bankruptcy but still.

We're watching Tiger & Bunny right now.

drills' are a man's romance afterall

watch excell saga after that

I should watch ttgl

>>625197
That's putting it in meme format, but I do think that the themes and character motivations are generally from a very male point of view.

Yeah, absolutely.

I think it appealed to me more as a kid.
It's a coming of age story and I came of age a while ago.

>>625202
Spiral energy is a JUST EVOLVE MORE situation

isn't spiral energy kind of a BOY JUST PUNCH HARDER situation

just hit it very very hard
while spinning

Fish is going to stay with her dad while I'm in Philly.
She thinks she's going to change his mind about me.
I can already tell something bad is going to happen, but it's good they'll be spending time together.

fucking finally

>>625151
>quick program sped up
>2 hours

>>625204
Hopefully he doesn't abduct her to Nigeria this time.

metal gear save fish

I think all programs, no matter WHAT
are 2 hours
weird laundrymat

>>625207
She went to Nigeria because she wanted to.
It was something they had planned for a while before she went.

Yeah I know.
This time as in for a first this time.

>>625208
it's been a while since I've been to te laundromat
usually I just allocate a bunch of time to sit around and do nothing
I'm a man with a lot of free time though not a finn wth a busy schedule

Hopefully Fish will be successful.

>>625211
well I just used a wrong word there and mean my old as fug (but freee passdown) laundry machine
welp
laundry hanged
they were bad at hangman

>>625204
I hope it goes well.
She may be able to get something done, daughters are strong vs their fathers.

>>625214
I hope so.
I can't say I'm hopeful.
She might be strong vs him, but he's strong vs me!

Rock paper otousan

no matter how much I mop and mop the mopping's never done

the mop is moping

>>625219
Cute.

Tadaimasu

Are you going to see

himo

hinoon
moon

>>625222
never

just two more days until payday, i hope???

Have you emailed them or something about whether they'll be paying on the Monday?

no
the 1st is usually my payday
im not gotta nag them

>>625225
I was going to say Aquaman but I lost my train of thought

im griddoman

Who's heart are you going to save?

everyone's

even MY OWN

I'm dripping with sweat from just sitting around
this weather sucks

Make sure you're staying hydrated if you're sweating out all that water.

Refill your electrolytes too

I'm gonna replace my sweat with Gatorade

>>625240
congratulations

/moe/ i just got the news from my doctor
he said
im in love

wow you thought i was gonna say im a cat
got you good

I was actually expecting a case of ligma

fuck!
shit!

>>625241
fortunately, my ligma has been cured using the sugondese method

>>625243
where would I be able to find someone who can sugondese? I've got a bad case myself

/realtalk/ i'm really happy for you two

>>625244
i heard there's a guy behind the gym who can help

>>625245
haha thanks but if you get all serious about it ill get embarrassed

>>625245
same

yeah it's nice

an embarassed kirara is fine too

mou

nair fair zair

godamnit

let's try this again
okaeri sam

>>625252
You gotta keep your horny separate from your posting images.
Gosh

next you'll be telling me to keep my monster energy drink out of my cereal

no that's fine you can do that

how bold!

gomen gomen

i will smite thou with thoust strongesteth feaithre dusterzereth

>>625252
>>625254
Damn did I miss anime tiddies

>>625260
small ones but nice ones

>>625260
it was just kou meh in a micro bikini
rip sk

>>625240
Nice

>>625261
Kono lolicon

These are facts

I'm not that big a koume person though

>work 10 to 6
>go home nap come back work 2 to 11
>came home gonna go back in at 3am until 8
>then 2 to 10 after another nap
this shit really fucks me up i need to get another job

at least I'm only working until 10pm on new years eve
that is the worst day

yikes

I'm sorry to hear that my friend
Please survive as well as you are able until you can relax again

I have mowed the lawn
at least I can say I did something instead of the Usual

>>625262
rip

Going to bed soon
Night

>>625270
stuffin yer face as USUal

anime >>625274 →

>>625273
gaaarField

I got one of those model cars that you paint and put together as a sort of late Christmas present for my dad. Might be nice to help him with it, like I used to do when I was a child.

seems like a solid gift

hi moe me smash now

who are ya mainin?

>>625323
no
you bang
i smash

me on the bottom

https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/air-force-general-proposes-new-defense-system-just-a-fuckton-of-bullets/?fbclid=IwAR0MItDKV5HuaJDecHIfTW2Mv9oCNoDnAr03tdj7hW6EJiGuq4vdoEzX3zo
woah that's a fuckton of url

me play link

Normal Link?

>>625327
what if the general just built a wall that stretches from one side of the screen to the other

There appears to be quite the storm in the distance
Guess we're getting our fireworks a bit. early

How exciting.
It's due to rain here for New Years hah hah.
Not even a storm, just rain.

every time I went to stop recording a bigger flash went off
it's a bit anxiety inducing for me to see

I get ridiculously excited in storms like that.
I love big lightning shows.

Guess I'll just have to wait it out and entertain myself in the meantime

>>625332
yeah, it's pouring here
not much of a storm, just cold water
>>625333
that looks pretty cool
very large lightning bolts

I think it's fizzled out to rain
hopefully

morning moe

Morning Moon

morning moen

it's almooooooost time

Happy new year maria

Happy New Year New Zealand!

>>625343
sankyooooou
>>625342
you too buddy

suggoi I never met you but happy mew year

only two hours to our new year

>>625345
Astolfo is just such a beautiful person y'know

>>625346
agreed

Oh my name fell off.
Hello moe!

>notification says someone liked my post
>post has no likes
what sorcery is this

Hows moe today

>>625350
fucking tired
i drank this horrible energy drink in an attempt to do 6 hours of labor in 3 hours but now i have to get some sleep so i can go back to work this afternoon
otherwise I'm alright
how are you?
is your name supposed to translate to that

not bad
>>625349
twitter sure is glitchy sometimes

>>625352
what kind of half baked site lets you like your own posts anyways

>>625350
Hi ya Kannagi.
Looking forward to the new year?

>>625354
I have a good feeling about the coming year but we shall see.
new year party though that my sisters are taking me to, I'm not too fond of the idea.
>>625351
Energy drinks are so tempting when you have a lot of work, I've stopped using them because they really messed with my ability to sleep
I'm good! I'm gonna do some weights and do some exercise and then have pasta.
I say that while still in PJs lazing about.

>>625353
seems pretty redundant
retweeting your own post at least makes some sort of sense

>>625356
can't people just click the likes thing and see that you've liked your own post anyway
wouldn't that be embarrassing
>>625355
i drink coffee and energy drinks too often i think
pretty much every day at least once
then again there's worse habits
just lift weights in your jammies

>>625357
It is easy to buy energy drinks and not realise how much they effect you.
I used to take them everyday for work because I was getting narcolepsy at work

i have a hard time finishing one nrg drink
they're so dehydrating
i have to drink like four glasses of water to finish one

you see the trick is to chug and then suffer thirst for like two hours
it is a very bad trick
>>625358
i usually just drink them when i have to do a lot of heavy stuff
maybe if i got better nutrition i wouldn't feel so tired all the time

you're a sunflower
i think your love would be too much

aw thanks

I guess they didn't cancel the fireworks
too bad I can't see any from my house
>>625357
yeah they can do that
though I think most people consider likes pretty disposable so it's not unusual to see someone with a horde of likes
>>625359
not forgetting what caffiene does to your digestive as well

man pediatric centers got like every specialist in the world there and they all want to check out the kid and make sure they're okay
as an adult the physicians dont care about you at all
i wish i was like retroactively allowed to see the pediatricians and have them check me out
it's kind of unfair you know, i never got that

>>625364
irritable owl syndrome

what did ton do to him this time

irate table owl shinbone

>>625367
not paying enough attention to his Uchiha OC probably

Happy New Years Eastern Australia!

why does sparkling water taste so good
>>625370
happy new years Sydney

>>625370
thanks
happy new ears in sixteen hours I think?

this week's jojo is delayed a week

Yeah I saw that earlier in the week.
Pretty much everything two-cour from last season isn't airing this week.

>kei
>Taku Inoue
>DJ EVANGELION
>DJ kaw kaw
>D-YAMA
?BUDDHAHOUSE
Oh I fucked that up.
Still this MOGRA line-up is so good where the fuck is Blue.

>>625372
Yup!
Long time to go still.

>>625372
enjoy the new year before they drop that colony on y'all

At least after Japan I don't have anyone to wish New Years to until midnight hits Europe.

such dedication
keep up the good work soldier

Unless one of you Aussie people live on the west coast I guess.

I don't think there's anyone there
unless marsh has taken up a life of haulin cattle

mad man

>>625380
i thought there were only emus over there

Marsh is in like Poland or something right now, I think.

Oh shit yeah.
I'll have to keep that in mind.

>>625383
I know they've got at least one city on the coast there.
Maybe the rest is part of the Free Emu Territories.

At least I don't think he made his way to Argentina yet, so he's probably still in Poland.

I wish I could throw my life aside and go walkabout the Eastern bloc

He's taking classes overseas which is totally something you could do
Do a semester in another country here or there, you know

i would love to
there's a lot of stuff out there to do

was he writing about his travels or something too
maybe I'm remembering wrong

I'll keep a journal of all the stupid shit i do and sell it in book form like Hunter S Thompson but with more drugs

I think that's a tall bar to clear.

i think I'm just the man to challenge it

hey look at this kidney

I don't really know my anatomy but I don't think purple is a healthy colour for a kidney.

holy shit that kidneys purple
I'm calling 911

what if you opened up your kidneyspots to find an eggplant

>>625396
don't snitch, wtf

>>625398
he's going to fucking die dude I'll just lie about what really happened
just keep your story straight I'm activating my white privilege

>>625399
what's our story im freakin out here maaaan

>>625397
headline

supreme court judge rules in doctor's favor in case after an eggplant was mistake for a kidney in transplant surgery
"it's really not the doctor's fault. i mean, i can't tell the difference either and im a // an expert in kidney law"

"besides, the surgery was covered by federal healthcare, so really you just got a free eggplant. why are you complaining?"

I mean you got two of em, I'd be happy with a free eggplant

hello

hey ton

Good morning, Tonathan.

it’s time to bave
have a comfy evening to enter the mew year with im sure

SEVEN
STRIKE
BACK

2019 is year of the pig
that means cops will have extra power
i gotta watch out

>>625407
mew year

we need jackie chan and his talismans

which talisman do you want we'll split them up among /moe/

Dibs on Monkey it's my year.

i want the ox for that super strength

have you seen the pig
do you think cute
pig

show me pig

year of the stupid crippled fuck

Man kei is so good tonight.
Where the hell is Blue.

he's on twitter

Well remind him MOGRA is New Years!
There's more pressing things to attend to than Tweets!

>>>/@idlematts/1079738645198843904

Oh no how could you do this to meeeeeeee.

wearable technology:
>i notice you haven't been walking much lately! you should try increasing the number of steps you take per day
yeah fuck you you snarky shit

It knowssss

SMILE
SWEET
SURPRISE
SADISTIC

Ohio

i need to try to get somewhere warm before next winter
this cold is really hard on my body
awawa

Taku Inoue really likes his Idolmaster.

Oh and here's some Kizuna Ai.

What about Zaku Inoue?

>>>/@nilixblue/1079743158781644801
blue is listening, tilde

Blue get the fuck in this thread.

>>625426
Like a different housing or a different state?
I don't think the cold's gonna get much better where you are.

different state
warmer climate
im gonna die spending another winter in a cold climate

Man Taku Inoue is so good at transitions I barely even notice the song changing.

mikumiku

PORTAAAA
ROBIINSONNNN

RO BIN SAN

>>625431
oh i was gonna say he's making cereal bars but here he is

>>625437
Are you ready for DJ EVANGELION at the DROP OF MIDNIGHT

OH NO

must be nice getting to listen to music right now
gosh dammit

Damedamedamedamedamedamedamedamedamedame

can someone please make me a tuna melt
i am too busy working
i wouldn't have to be working if i was a tuna melt

fish doesnt appreciate mogra
so i haven't listened to it in a while

Mogra is so good.

Hi Kannagi.
You excited for the new year?

Not really? I will probably send it at my computer like always watching anime or reading manga!
*spend

>>625444
it's okay. One day maybe

>>625444
Not big on club music in general, or just too weeb for her?

>>625443
I don't think I've had tuna melt before, looks tasty though

I FEEL GOOD
NUNAHNUNAHNAH

Tuna Melt sammich from gregs is divine.

who the fuck is greg
i'll kill him

please don't kill greg

>>625449
Probably a little of both.
But more importanty, she'd rather watch TV or something.

>>625453
Hes the baker.

>>625454
ok then who

>>625454
Remind her that television rots your braaaainnnnnnnn

she said it must be nice not having one because you don't have to worry about yours rotting
lol

Cho ko la i to
Disuko

nephronomicon

is that macross in the background

Kira~

>>625461
Yeah the VJs usually throw up some video of the show a song comes from if it's anisong.
Back before MOGRA was on Twitch and you could escape the stream chat I'd have fun trying to figure out from the blurry Ustream feed what was showing when I recognized a song but couldn't place it.
These days though the chat usually has the answer before I've ever tabbed back onto the stream.

>>625458
Wow she's so mean.
What did you ever do to her to make her into such a bully Kirara.
Did you instill in her your #MATTITUDE?

I thought so
I recognised Ranko
oh this is an imas song

ranka ree
>>625463
i must have rubbed off on her

I bet you have.

I RECOGINZE THIS NOTE.
YESSSS

Aand more Kizuna Ai.

ton be proud

Oh they've got the ten minutes to countdown up now.

>>625465
I'll bet

this is some good yu yu

ALL ICY

Oh that was pretty nice.

>>625466
>>625471
wow

Too lewd

lewdmind

HAI HAI HELLO JOSHI WA DOU

I hope Blue's not still Tuckering over those cereal bars.

You guys are too much.

>Ringing in the new year to Radio Happy
As it should be.

happy new year japan
happy new year kokoro

AKE OME
Happy New Year Japan!

who is gonna dream of an eggplant and mount fuji and a bird tonight

Probably not me.

Oh gosh here he comes.

nephromancy, divinity through eggplants

I've never actually heard Radio Happy until now
to think it was under my nose all this time

wow you've been living your life incorrectly

Radio Happy is probably my number one Idolmaster song.
Despite not really being a big fan of the franchise hah hah.
I hear A LOT of their songs on MOGRA though.

This is a good beat, man.

what even

>>625479
My parents got to listen to Radio Happy so everything is good

I was following your chronicle of introducing your mother to MOGRA.

BOUT TO DANCE IN THE KITCHEN

>>625494
Cultural education

DJ EVANGELION always puts on something of an incredible show.

i don't want to go to work

;_;
At least it being New Years Eve probably means it'll be a lighter day, right?

kidney opera house

at least the client i hate won't be there

>>625499
one or two people will be missing
i actually only have one group today and didn't accept appointments for anything else
so it's only 1-2 hours of work
but i still have to get dressed up and be professional and all that

DAGA
BUT

dagger butt

IM A LADY

aw guess I lucked out on hearing the full version

Gotta keep the music moving!

>>>/@bungosd_anime/1079754219945635840
bongo s3

Oh shit.
I wonder if Rika'll agree to another season of it, hah hah.
She reaaaally didn't like the show.

for April

>>625508
Oh, really?

I believe I'm remembering that correct at least.

Ai ai ai I'm your little butterfly

>>625511
I can see it.
I actually thought the show was pretty hit or miss.
The good parts were really fun and exciting but otherwise sort of mediocre.
A lot of it is just literary fanboy jacking off, though, which I can appreciate.

Splatune music is so good.

are you a kidney or are you a squidney

I'm a kidney now I'm a squidney

a squid knee* sorry

>>625513
I enjoyed it well enough.
There's also the movie that came out.
I totally forgot about that.

I've always been a kid knee

WHAT IS THIS MIX.
BON JOVI IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

what
a bon jovi cover

We half way therrrrre

i'm so glad you didn't see me go LEMON ON A PEAR
with an actual pear
and lemon
on stream

>>625523
Don't you feel blessed that you had such suitable props on hand though?

ton bon jovi

OOHHHH
PON

ive become so plum
i can't feel you pear

sax sax sax on the beach

Oh he ended up shirtless again.
As is tradition.

oh wow

what an exit

DJ EVANGELION is the kind of experience that never gets old.

so fresh

keko keko

A YA YA
A YA YA

flip flap flip flap

Oh some Flap Flippers

do you think you can opt out of anesthesia for invasive surgery

Would the answer still be yes if the result was the surgeon refusing to do your surgery?

no that would be a no
anesthesia seems really dangerous

KYU TI PANTHER
WATASHI

how invasive are we talkin

>>625538
you can for some

like appendectomy maybe

Te to te
Me to me

>>625544
happens with just local anesthesia all the time

Meguri Megutte
Everyone

tomorrow's my two year anniversary of sobriety

the day after is the four year anniversary of teacup dying

>>625550
thanks

congratulations man
im proud of you

tomrrow is my four day anniversary of food cessation

congratulations kirara
it's been a rough road but you did it

>>625548
You've really pulled through some tough times to keep that streak.
Good job.

kiss me
chu chu chu

Supa pa parappa
Supa pa pa pa parappa

thinking about it makes me want to throw up haha

Please don't!

this doctor doesn't know the name of this drug that he often prescribes so he's called it something else literally every time he's mentioned the generic or brand name, and it changes each time
it's really cute

>>625415
i was asleep

oh it's coffee cuties

Fuwa fuwa doki doki

I'm assuming this is all railgun music

I didn't recognize the FictionJunction song but the second one was, yeah.

>>625559
so show me now

ATSUKU NA RE
MAI FRIENDS

FULL (100%) SONG

>>625564
ibey youre already aware

More like DUMBhira.

>>625567

pig is right

Do you remember
the 21st night of september

Nope.

Wa ta shi no maaasterpiece

>>>/@MrMeMock/1079448894981828608

Oh no the snakes are learning to carry their lunch on them.

those frawgs are apparently trying to mate that snake

oh i blame you for my snake dream

I always knew you was a snake.

>>625576
do elaborate

bitch, you knew i was a snake

ZU UUUU TTOOOO

>>625579
lol,
lmao

>>>/watch?v=YYaexi9vMQo
>>625578
there was snacks in my dream and one got in my face but was friendly so it was ok

>>625581
based scorpion

>>625582
oh
I guess that's alright
I'm terrified of snacks so that would be a nightmare for me

Blue you BEST BE REPRESENTING

thete might be a fate/prototype anime in 2019

We're already getting some Lord El-Melloi case files anime in this upcoming season.

fate/p has male king arthur
he's almost as good as Gawain

>>625585
I'M IN HERE
JUST COO-
OH NO

>>625589
Jibun wo

5,723.9 in sales
nut bud
this peon earned its keep

wish this thing cleared itself

if it was me
I'd transition this into that one OP from the show with the guy trying to save his childhood friend in the past
re something?

Yeah, I've been expecting a transition into Re:Re for a while now.

>>625593
The song is Re:Re by AKFG.
The show is ... some other name that's not important.

Oh yeah it was Re:Re:

it was one of those one word titles in English but I think the japanese title was longer
OH
ERASED

Yeah, Boku Dake ga Inai Machi.

tanya

blood sacrifice to koi

Become meguca

wow
how vintage

kirby

Smash sound effects playing amongst Porta Robiinson is an experience.

I fucking love Yanagi Nagi

Ko su mo su ko su mo su

Mou sukoshi dake ii

Oh some unexpected Tank!

Don't injure yourself.
Too seriously, at the least.

i am invincible

done with work
i came home because i feel so crappy and forgot to go to the shop to pick up dinner for tomorrow

The EX raid music for the current Dragalia event is really good

got paid
paid my rent
have under a hundred dollars remaining, an empty fridge, and my medications are up for refill and i haven't paid my health insurance in three months
god i want to fucking cry

how much do you owe on insurance

smash dat refresh button y'all

... maybe i picked the wrong moment to do this
hello
what's happen

hi samu

hat time

a hat in time

i took some kratom to help with my cravings
but i kind of regret taking it now

today is a struggle

fight the good fight my friend

Someone is on the train tracks so my train isn't moving.

Service resumed

Boop.
Happy new year to y'all in the new year!

💀

Don't die kirara

I won't die even if I'm killed.

hat

drop the bass
hat
hat bass

boom

hi /moe/ I just really like this image

she's super cute
she's the misfortune goddess or something, right?

it's a very good hina

>>625634
misfortune vacuum basically.

what does that mean

Misfortune goddess would be accurate but I'm trying to specify that she absorbs and nullifies it

>>625634
yes
She takes misfortune from others
Her job is to basically act as a heat sink for misfortune

>>625640
I got some bad news buddy I think you're hina

>>625635
yeah it is
Her hair is still the best

i need someone like that in my life

I specficially wanted to make that distinction because I could describe Yorigami Shion as a literal misfortune goddess
Her power is the ability to make everyone unlucky including herself.

>>625639
am i hina
oh mo

*another, not literal

I'd say Shion would be more accurate, if a little mean to say

>>625642
connect with
Hina!

>>625649
Quite the opposite
You absorb it from others

>>625646
Nice kapooring

ACCEPTION

but hey if you're Shion at least it means Blue thinks you're cute

do i make other people unlucky

am i bad luck

I would argue that 'crazy train'
is a manifestation of bad luck, in a way

maybe that's why people around me die and get hurt

>>625650
what's shion look like is she cute

>>625651
see >>625647
left

looks like fenrir

what a coincidence
fenrir is also cute

i got lucifer and eustace in the same roll

nice

>>>/watch?v=e28gguOW_zM

oh i got another eustace

oh and you got the newest de la fille
she's solid

and cute

got piggu too

waow

my only luck is in gatcha games

one of my clients fell and broke his rib on Christmas Eve
but then in the hospital they found out he had a really bad lung infection and was on the verge of pneumonia

that's like basically a Christmas miracle or something probably
jesus saved him from pneumonia

>>625664
damn that's like
A reverse monkeys paw

Yeah.

Man, work sucked today.
That devil client wasn't supposed to be there but she came anyway. I guess her plans fell through because she's so insufferable.

Is this the one that said they'd learned to not drink and drive in this county?

hello hello

>>625667
No, this is the bitch that always wants to speak to my supervisor because I refuse to let her do whatever she wants.

I had to explain how pills work to her today.
And then a client was talking about their newborn child and this devil lady starts talking about how her friend has baby goats. She can't stand not being the center of attention.


This other client was saying how he's going to be a designated driver tonight, so I said "you don't have a driver's license" and he was just like "it'll be fine"
But if he violates his probation, he's going to jail for 15 years, minimum, and he only has 1.5 months of probation left.

These people can be so frustrating.

>>625668
Hello.

Happy New Years Finland!
Happy New Years TN!

>>625669
You can't seem to escape devil women in your life, eh.

>>625668
hello hello

>>625671
Deshou?
But this one is the most infuriating.
I can't wait to be rid of her.
She's the only client I've ever had that I hate.

When she was telling us about her week, I was just staring at her, thinking about how much I'd like to wring her throat.
It was especially bad today because of my mood.

Sounds rough.
As a small bit of a narcissist I really have short shrift for real narcissists around me.

>>625669
>risking 15 years of freedom to be a designated driver
but why

because he's a moron with a history of making bad decisions
for example he once shot up a building
you know, with like, an automatic rifle
i can't give details on it but he's just generally a moron
he's not really malicious anymore though he was when he was younger

>>625669
I don't know how they do it there but here not being around drugs or alcohol is also part of the terms of probation so a probationer shouldn't be doing designated driver duty at all, really.

>>625677
These are all /// They all have to avoid being around drugs or alcohol, so going to a party is a bad idea, but if they had a license, they could be a designated driver, technically.
But these people all have DUIs and are without licenses.
But like I said in >>625676, he's got some problems. He's probably not going to need substance abuse treatment again, but I think he'll be in prison again.

Feels like it was 2018 only a year ago
Time sure flies

Time keeps on slippin'
Slippin'

This has been a long year.
For better and for worse.

yeah it's been way too long

>>>/watch?v=eetIgGXH6DA

Happy New Year Kannagi!

YEET!

i need some kind of hat placement algorithm

That would be fun to do.

Alternatively, you could make something so people could place the hat manually.

water you eating for new yearr moe

I dunno mom I haven't thought about it

haven't ate anything yet
last thing I ate was potato crisps and a reheated hamburger

>>625690
I had what bread I could salvage from the last of a loaf that had weirdly fused together and then been trashed by my imouto, toasted with peanut butter.
And the last of some apple cheesecake.

>>>/@namekuzi_mame/1079728495595479042

>>>/watch?v=2gFsOoKAHZg

Happy new year

happy new year kannagi

Guess I dropped my wallet on the way to the shops yesterday
I think there thirty or so dollars in there which is hone but there's no transactions on the card at least

why does autocorrect think hone to be the preferred word

oh no
sorry

>>625699
the money in there was some unexpected money I received from my roommate for cleaning the house so I wasn't as devastated
I more happy they didn't take my card and do a bunch of paypass transactions

that might be a bit annoying to deal with

happy new years fuckers

You're children of the damned

happy new queers

where

right here
right now

this is the first time I've watched little witch academia since I watched the original ova
the quality still holds u quite well

people are doing firewooorked gosh damnit this is the woooorst day

I suppose that's to be expected

at least it isn't fourth of july

thank gosh

hoopy frurst of janulie

For you

and you

No
I'm in central.

Yeah, and especially you.

You at a party?

i’m at a bar

Noice
I'm at a concert

sick afff bro

who’s on?

Guided by Voices

Happy New Year EST!
Sorry I'm late.

my new year is coming in 30 mins
gotta finish my drank before the new me gets stuck in the LOOP

I got perma banned for ssomething i never or wouldn't do.

that's wild we had ours almost sixteen hours ago
>>625726
banned from where and for what?

>>625727_ i was at vg ad pposting when this pops up. why loli content banned now? people were discussing daily lives, stop mmasturbating m etc.

oh dear

i this better be aa mistakea mistake. days ago someone on v did post cp and that better nt be why.

sounds like a mistake

>>625731 and yet i can't do aanything. i was pposting on topic pictures.

hit enter after a reply man

unless you're really drunk and don't know better
I can't fault you for that

>>625734 I'm not. obviously someone used my Ip ad got me banned. but prema banned? maybe someone mmistook temp for perma.

I think they were more concerned about you not hitting enter as a result of being drunk

>>625735
I was talking about you greentexting by accident because your not hitting enter
I don't think you posted about lolis

starting the year off with a ban. i was only pposting a girl from GBF.

the joys of a dynamic ip

>>625739
unless my ip address got switched

nanodesu

and worse, that was the only place i communicated

https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/31/asia/tokyo-new-years-eve-car-incident-harajuku-intl/index.html

>>625740
I guess you could at least try and appeal it
dunno how well they do with those I've never received a ban I didn't deserve
oh wait you cant its perma I forgot
hmm
maybe there's some ip magic you can do

>>625744
obviously the mods over at vg are shitheads. i would never post CP or hentai ooutside of the hentai boards.

I'm thinking i was being baited.

i was ttalking with the fire emblem general.

why were you posting granblue lolis in the fire emblem general

>>625749
i was iin twoin two different generals. a mod must have mmistakenly perma banned me. it ddidn't tell me wwhich post it was. i pray to god it be better not that v thread days ago when cp hit there.

femblem

i don't kknow whether or not my ip is static or dynamic

Happy New Year!

Squid Kid maker
http://mebuika.kenkenpa.net/ikamaker.html

I'm scared my appealwon't be lifted

question is, why would i be banned if i wasn't near cp territory
.

happy new year /moe/

had a really nice conversation with my dad after doing a gram and a half of coke and a couple beers
happy new year
i feel really motivated

and maybe a little remorseful
but what's done is done, hey.
I'll do better. I can do better.
Really wish I didn't piss like $3500 down the drain though.

>>625757
happy new year jan
hoping for a good un
I gotta switch off my mobile for a bit cause ///
>>625761
oh really? I always thought that was a jan image
well you're here now so have a happy new year
see you ater this movie

>>625760
That post isn't actually me hahah

>>625760
Well it's a character I do like and post somewhat often!
I don't crop my screengrabs though, that's too much work.
was probably ika or somethin
enjoy da moive

oh that makes sense
happy new year ika

I wanna CUDDLE

Tadaimasu

>>625764
i wanna scuttle

>>625766
I wanna skirmish with insurgents and get shot fourteen times through the sternum, lungs, cranium, and pelvis before bleeding out.
Want to cuddle before I do though?

That was kind of a joke but I still want to cuddle

so what happens to people who were falsely banned? iI'm not going to jail for ssomething i didn didn't do right

I don't think you'd be in any trouble at all
I'm not sure what else you can do though if you want to post again though

>>625770
I think it's due to rreplying to that thread.

maybe
the mods are pretty bad these days I'd assume

i wasn't even participating. hiro is shit.

do people here even still play femblem or granblue

>>625774i play fire emblem.

well sorry you lost your community outlet anyways

>>625774
yes i do both

there was a time it was VERY prevalent here
but you've all dropped off

fem that is

yeah its a game that makes a lot of questionable decisions

well I enjoyed that
movie more than I thought I would
nice hat koumw
>>625780
so it's gacha hell?

well that and their gacha choices, gameplay choices, and other things are kinda ehhhhh

somrone was saying that the content was lacking from what I remember
wasn't worth it and stuff like that

a workin progress

>>625781
Aquaman?

nuh it was Bohemian rhapsody
not big on biopics or queen tbh
but I still enjoyed myself
>>625787
I dunno it's not that their music is bad I just can't get into it
wait how did you read my spoiler before I posted

>>625786
>or queen
but why
>>625786
I'm a newtype

>>>/@idlematts/1080057746026827776

no mount fuji
no eggplant
no hawk

I had a dream I was with my parents and aunts and uncles and one of them gave me a joint and I couldn't roll it no matter how hard I tried

I think we were at some racetrack event idk

>>625788
yo uhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
like
yo

morning kirara and pals

>>625791
ummmmmm
yeah uhhh
sup

>>625792

👋

>>625791
pan is that you

>>625788
>me cosplaying as Nico from Love Live.
you really got infected by the hit or miss meme

i don't think so
what does that have to do with hit or miss

kirara already is nico
so i dont see how that dream
is unusual

yeah I've been nico for like 6 years

I thought people didn't like nico all that much

nico is my favorite love live
other people just don't understand her

nico ni

don't hurt honkers

maki is the first to hit the guillotine

>>>/watch?v=ezU_rvLtMCc
deedee megadoodoo

oh fuck that's good

>>625805
That is some reading failure

I can't believe it's 2019

crazy aint it

>>>/@neiltyson/1079965695406817281
Hahaha
Nice one Tyson!

thank you neil
where would I be without you

>>625811
stuck in 2018 of course

shit you're right

the year can't change over without Neil marking it with his supreme wit

too bad he's a sexpest

>>625815
oh yeah
what a fucking tool

we should launch him into space with no hope for a return

gotta launch elon first

they can go together

rolled over and there's blood in my bed
not a lot but i wonder why

did it come from your head

it must have but idk where on my head
there should be more if it did

oh watchmen is on Netflix now

neat

i feel like crap

feel better kirara

>>625827
same hope you feel better

you too

had some money from recycling cans so I bought this rhythm game
graphics and gameplay are enjoyable

nice

i have to do like
15 hours of work by tomorrow morning
i can't sleep for more than like 20 minutes at a time and i haven't gotten much in a while
i think this is prolly gonna be the day i fuck up

Pizuya Cell's
Persona Touhou album
Costs 3780Y
God damn

Oh right
Its 2Disc
I guess That makes sense

everything is closed nearby because it's new years
man...
why does it turn out this way

did you manage to grab a bite to eat since you got paid?

Friend, I'm losing sleep.

>>625837
no
i dunno what to do

i don't know if there's anything you can do, everything is closed
i doubt there's anything open
except maybe walmarts

i cant drive
not today
not without some strength

can your flatmate help?

he is in japan

man i was doing these patient interview transcripts just yesterday for skeletal atrophy
and it was like "wow, that must be hard"
and the patients are like "yeah! I dont know what i'd do if not for my parents and family. they take care of me and have been so supportive. i dont know what i'd do if i had to live on my own, i imagine i'd just shrivel up and die"
like what the fuck is this divine irony
cruel shit fate and some fucker is laughing at it

a piece of mail arrived yesterday informing me that i have to submit a bunch of forms for verification for healthcare by january 2nd
like no advance notice at all
and im working the entire day both today and tomorrow
and im too hungry and weak to sleep, and too tired to work
im so fucked
prob gonna lose my contract not qualify for healthcare and not be able to pay my heating bill and it'll be a race between starving and freezing

sorry i make this board so awkward

I wouldn't worry about it this is one of those dead periods where not many people are posting anyway

and even so you can't run from things that make you uncomfortable forever

Hold everyone accountable 2019.

who will hold all those rich folks accountable
somebody's gotta do it

>>625844
life is pretty fucked up like that
thanks God

>>>/@JordanUhl/1079946256926076928

>>625851
they even // nevermind thats too specific
but there sure are some expensive wheelchairs and beds that make people's lives easier
i didnt know they could get that expensive

>>625853
i was thinking about that yesterday actually
someone was trying to get a $10,000 wheelchair
i thought it must be a scam but i looked it up and they're legit

they get more pricey than that
and considering you gonna spend you are whole life in it im not surprised
i want one
something that doesn't hurt
i'll probably be making due with a $10 cane for the rest of my life instead though

>>>/@GolfDigest/767795491950256128

>>625855
you should set up a gofundme

how about a gofuckme

could also work

sounds like a good replacement for sex workers

Favor

Rabbit rabbit
Morning

what was your dream for the new year, anno?

car chases on a highway elevated a mile above the ocean with the Hulk and i was dressed as yazawa nico

I vaguely remember a dinosaur being filmed and I think Blind was in there at some point.

would you rather a colonoscopy or a semi-colonoscopy

>>>/@kuso_j/1080125347440484352
@rika

I am rather jealous of our kuso friend
I wish I could go to comiket

>>625865
i'd be ok with a semi
a full colonoscopy is a little overboard really
anything over five millimeters for polyps would be observed in a brief scan and under that is just being overly cautious
there are stool tests you can do for diagnostic purposes now anyway

really when you've seen half of something you've seen all you can see anyway

i don't like the number 2019

hello kannags

rate your experience with this restaurant
"THERE WAS SEMEN IN MY FOOD!!!"
4.5/5

wow there are a lot of sirens going off this morning

>>625866
I'd really like this
>>>/@Kuso_J/1078920834847109120

you know how pliocene era sharks were way bigger than they are now
do you think ancient penguins used to be bigger too

>>625875
that’s cute

>>625876
they did, they were like 4x the size of a person
like 2-4x or something

just an fyi
>>>/@AlexandraMoonx/1079806823216152577
thank god for mars going home aries must be so happy

>>625878
>>>/watch?v=paEG5ZzOt0s
i just found this guy's channel
it's really cool

>>>/@Travonne/1079963654269718533

>>625880
ill watch this soon

>>625882
when do you get into philly

>>625875
This goes against the Geneva conventions

>>625882
don't forget the NAP

>>625881
Everything is compromised and i will probably have to bullshit a sick note for the 2nd because he didnt sign my paper like he said and wont be in today.

I "might" be able to get someone else to sign it but they're annoying as fuck about everything.
Are you there tomorrow?

>>625884
yeah, i get in around 8am and tilde gets in around 10am
but we can pick you up whenever

quick let's accelerate matts to a doctorate

I'll aim for the afternoon then.
I can buy the ticket right now.

Is it just us three since Jan isnt coming

it's we three for 2-3, then rook is there 4-7
and Sam might show up? not sure

>>625890
do you have the same phone number as you did last time?

Oh snap Rook

Yeah

alright cool
you have my work number ill text you from my real number so you have that

sento
so we can text when we're coordinating your pick up

we can pick you up in philly or bensalem or whatever, whatever's cheaper

have fun when you guys have your deito

Also, this is probably obvious, but check in at the hotel is 3:00 so we can't go dump our stuff there immediately.
I'll have a renal // rental car though

I should clean、I おhの

renal car

renal car

>>625897
same

there we go

that's yet another siren

probably the end of the world starting
and then blue, tilde, me, rook, and sam will have to form a team to survive with our various skills such as warehouse management, coding, therapy, writing

>>>/@nytopinion/1080122878744506369
what the hell is wrong with NYT

wow there's only 365 days in a year
that would be a frightfully high amount more times

it's sex like once every hour or something ridiculous like that
that sounds incredibly unpleasant

yeah

>>>/@Biiiiiik0/1079936108912201728

must be really quick finishers

(assuming you’re like most Americans and your lovemaking sessions last an average of 5.4 minutes, not counting foreplay).
???

nah
it's probably not that bad

5 minutes
really

do we really have to operationally define sex for this
what's their definition? only penetration? or what

apparently everything can be solved by dropping your phone
we'd all buy land to plant trees and love each other more
reform voting?? and clean the oceans

what if we're dropping our phones in the ocean

what if we drop the NYT writers in the oceans
that'd save a lot of carbon and whatnot

what if we are phones

woah

>>625916
drop yourself, man
and buy half an acre

circumnavigate the globe
you can do it

>>>/@MetalGearEbooks/1080150156509675521

don't hurt me like this, snake

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