Thread #484251

I watched the first episode or that, it was pretty good

but on the plus side I have food
>>484253
I'm not watching much but I' enjoying it too
maybe I'll pick something else

someone was saying megalo box was good but I would want to see hajime no ippo first

why ippo specifically?
just go straight to the source and watch ashita no joe

that's like three hol animes I can't do that

I believe in you friend
there's still oxygen in your muscles
watch harder boy

yamate

punch out anime when

>>>/watch?v=InbaU387Wl8

>>484260
punch out vr when

love this meme

nani the fuck

>>484264
real neet hours who teh fukc up

tanime

>>>/watch?v=IVAGwiYN5zo

oh fug it's a cover

how embarrassing for you

Is there a screenshot shortcut that skips the Save as.. dialog in MPC HC?

wasn't it just f5?

oh I see it
thanks

i bound it to middle click so i can capture all the best reactions and memes

okay I think I got it

>>484275
888
I need to start this show it looks cute

>>484277
if you don't move around while drifting in mario party you don't know SHIT about video games

>>484279
I don't know shit about anything trust me
>>484278
I was a bit on the fence about it at first but I'm warning up to it

>>484281
How am I supposed to trust you if you don't know shit?

oh FUCK you got me there

owned

respect for the jan man

this skin makes me hard

damn I slept long

>>484288
that's me

Sachiko is Sachicute

>>>/@idlematts/990085962695938048?s=19
my first ratio

>the dish is called asian beef
>it's just beef with onion and tomato
That's just food
That's not a specific dish

I have so many iffy takes but never a ratio
I think it's become expected of me that I'll say weird shit

get comfy

I don't understand the story in Beyond Two Souls
I understand what's happening, but I don't know what story is being told at all because it's in a messed up chronological order, and there seems to be no connection between each part

mommy gf is pretty fun

Gun Gale?

monhun

>>484296
Isn't it written by that guy who can't write anyway

It's david cage, yeah

4'33" did indeed suck

>>484297
yeah isn't she

jan and I just double dante'd her it was a blast
they've finally improved on the boring "fight giant monster" quests from before

>two enemy pilots are stranded and have to work together to survive
I love this cliche so much

haha nice
culvers-chan is really fun im excited to see what the next monster in the rotation is

>>>/@seaofmcnsters/990026953301352449?s=19
according to this the titans in shingeki no kyoujin turned out to be Jews that got big from Nazi experiments or something haha

lmao
I knew he was a shitty author after the whole bullying metaphor thing but this is next level
is that confirmed true? aside from that one panel I mean

>>484307
haha what the FUCK
i legitimately thought this series couldn't get any more retarded

maybe he's just out of ideas or something

It sure is a shame you missed out on that attack on titan granblue crossover event huh

>>484307
I am speechless

>>484310
yeah that's what i figure i thought the show was supposed to be self-insert shit about fighting the bullies that harassed the author in school

story, not show

i like the part about this all taking place on another continent they didn't know about
so the early shit doesn't even matter

it being on an isolated island is fine, it's kind of a cheap way to expand the scope of the story but it could be done well
this shit stupid though

claiming the villains this entire time are actually the not-jews that are put into camps because they're bad is somehow really funny to me
i don't understand how the story can go from there
do they just have to final solution?

train ride begins

bye bye st. louis

o7

finally going through these trip photos
we added a bunch of people to this google album so there are way more photos than I expected

i guess I'll have pizza for breakfast
at 3pm

such a good friendship

tfw my lips won't taste the kiss of death tonight

it's a shame your kiss of death is on a vision quest pilgrimmage
maybe I could be your kiss of death tonight

>>484323
looks good to me

>>484325
alright but only if you promise to give me death

I'll promise anything as long as I get to die first

>>484326
they're true brothers in arms

whose gonna kill me if you die first
it's gotta be the same time

I've got all kinds of unfinished business on earth so I'll definitely become a ghost and kill you don't worry

just finish your business before you die loser

that sounds like a pain
I'd rather just let it happen already

So someone showed me this and I felt like sharing because it actually made me uncomfortable.
ME.

http://prisma-illya-alarm.d-techno.jp/index_en.html

oh no
I was hoping you'd say it made you smile so I could look at something that might do the same for me
this is the opposite of what I wanted

what i don't get is why it's in english

it's a honeypot to catch westerners

why does it make you uncomfortable, ton
ilya is 18

>>484334
Imagine if we ran advertisments through this
>oniichan buy me mcdonalds
And she stays mad until you go out and buy some maccas

>>484338
oh is that so
That alleviates it a bit.

That is a child and you can not convince me otherwise

>40 new voices
>(including lullabies and breathing sounds)

>>484342
but yeah this part
that's the bit that made me a little uncomfortable.

>>484340
in fate/stay night at least

What about in Fate/Kaleid Lewd Lewd?

well there's two ilyas in kaleid liner, one of them is the fate/stay night ilya and one is a new ilya that i think was also not a real human so she might be older too

the series actually got really good about a year ago when shiro became a fighter and killed shinji and stuff but i haven't read it in a while

right

If you could sacrifice one day of your life to triple your kills in shooters
would ya

>>484346
I think they have a movie for that part now.

>>484348
no

I would
It's one day

maybe if i could sacrifice a year

fair

the hero academia OP grew on me really quickly

It's alright

I like it but I get carried along by hype stuff really easily
I keep my ideals is good shit

No shame in enjoying energetic shonen music

>Go for a walk yesterday
>I'm out of my allergy medicine
>realize what I've done to myself
>Now I'm paying the price

shit like this gets me so hyped

what a fucking loser

oh shit I didn't know 42 was out

She seems to have a bit of a snaggletooth
Here let me get the pliers

>>484358
rip in pepperonis
>>484363
NO

>>484360
*what a fucking legend

>>484365
>29 failed murders
>3 successes
this is a horrible ratio

>>484366
They're just tenacious. Even if it takes ten attempts per murder they get their target in the end

That girl is a terrible person so the pliers are fine

Oh that's good to know

this new hero academia was directed really well

Crashing this plane
With nyo survivors

>no one cared who I was before I put on the nyask

toga is better without the nyask

It'd be very painful to take it off though

she's a big gyaru

For izuku

Are you guys being weird again

lol

Well it's hardly the best BR out there

well yeah, it's hot garbage
I wonder how much longer cliffy b can try and milk the current hot genre and fail before he tries to make something somewhat unique

me

turn that frown upside down

cute girl incoming

turnt hat frown upside down

im waiting for the cute girl

it's me

trainquilizers

I woke up and am now really amxious.
Thanks Obama

congrats on being woke

>>484387
tranquil lasers

>>>/@Slate/989699704245059585?s=19

>>484391
what the fuck is real life

>>484388
>>>/watch?v=RqRLDaKexe0

>>484385
You need to clean your eyes

>>>/@mi_oekaki/990234686856155136
summoning rika

>>484395
>changing breast size
reee

>>484392
idek

>>484396
Shigure with a bust is fine

it's saying "shigure is not good enough and i can improve her"
horrid

wow rude
how can someone think such thought?

I feel like you're extrapolating more than you should

>>484399
it is so sad

maybe that shigure can lend rika some of that boob

>>484400
you're not extrapolating enough

>>484403
I'll extrapolate YOU

you wish you could

>>484402
the only boob here... is YOU

oh no

lend yourself to rika

ok

>>484408
you can't pay me enough to move to ohio

which /moe/ would you prefer to be enslaved by

probalby tilde he'd just make me brew tea and fetch snacks

define enslaved

>>484418
pan it is then
>>484416
that would be cool
dril should make something like that but an actual game

en·slave
inˈslāv,enˈslāv/Submit
verb
past tense: enslaved; past participle: enslaved
make (someone) a slave.
synonyms: subjugate, suppress, tyrannize, oppress, dominate, exploit, persecute; More
rareenthrall, bind, yoke;
disenfranchise
"the few on top have chosen to enslave the masses and keep them ignorant"
antonyms: liberate, emancipate
cause (someone) to lose their freedom of choice or action.
"they were enslaved by their need to take drugs"

>>484414
is this the crab nicholson sequel?

>>484415
Uhhh I dunno then

I found another bep that isn't a nazi this time

just say PAN and get it over with

i want to be enslaved by kirara

congrats you are

i will kill my master and become free

you know PAN used to punch me in a friendly manner in middle school
I sometimes miss that

wait you two go that far back?

lmao dude
gaaaay

>>484423
3rd grade
literally childhood friends

>>484425
>>484424
it's so perfect

you're gonna have to get gay married it's the rules

>>484426
I can't wait for them to get married

I guess comiket or something is coming up because there are more doujinshi in my twitter feed than usual

well yeah summer is coming

I wonder if there will be a good summer character to spark in grabble

praying for you

>>484432
you missed my screenshot I won't be spending real cash on them this time

>>484411
This goes without saying

>>484434
haha

hmm

I love my boat wife

um that's a child

tfw russians steal your wife and deface her for years as revenge for you beating them in a war and it's ok because you like it

>>484440
Uh, no?

no to what part

When did I say I liked that

just paid 5.50 for one bud light on the train lol
fuck

>>484445
what were you thinkin

>>484445
damn highway robbery

railway

>>484445
what the fuck lmao

>>484444
just sayin what it looks like

is there a subset of highwaymen that only steal from people on railways
are they called railwaymen

>>484450
Well I don't like that!

i could have easily just stuck a bottle of bourbon in my bag
dang

back when i did that 24 hr train ride they let us bring booze

people get so uppity about alcohol in public
idk why its a big deal to keep a flask or something

it is kinda weird
like, I ain't driving just lemme drink a bit

yeah it aint even gettin wasted
just calmin the nerves and shakes

hate when I gotta calm my milkshakes

made him a shake

made him a milk steak

how to shake steak

rapidly

I'll have my steak stirred, please

steaken, not stirred

I went to steak and shake like a week ago.
It was okay

baked milk

i coulda bought almost a gallon of Milwaukee's best for the price of that one beer

Steak and Shake is pretty strong

>>484468
I can't stomach milwaukee's best
I'm pretty sure that's the second worst beer I've ever had

i dont mind it if its mb ice premium
its light beer is def the worst

>An erg is approximately the amount of work done (or energy consumed) by one common house fly performing one "push up," the leg-bending dip that brings its mouth to the surface on which it stands and back up.

Neat

>>484471
I don't know which I had but it was terrible
the only worse beer I've had is that walgreens brand you can get for 50 cents

fried almond milk

>>484473
Is that really a thing?

grated avocados

>>484475
big flats

I'll make sure to not get it then.

avocado pie

Any of you ever watch Mystery Science Theater 3000?

What does avocado taste like

my roomate bought some 420 vegemite pies
I wonder if it tasted good

>>484481
Avocado

>>484481
you've never had an avocado?

>>484480
used to

>>484484
I haven't ever had avocado either.

>>484484
no

and you call yourselves millennials

I don't though

I have autism and dislike a lot of foods.
ToN has no excuse though.
>>484488
Do you just say "Gen Y" instead?

what if ton has autism
we don't know that

stewed

That's a possibility

I have a tendency to not like things that are green for food though that's been changing recently.

avocados are my favorite fruit

Sounds like autism.

>>484494
More than peppers?

Sorry, I'm not the type to self-diagnose.

I don't self diagnose either.

avocados don't taste like anything really

>>484497
kirara can probably diagnose your austism

>>484499
They taste gross.

It's not particularly important for me to be diagnosed or not.
At least not to me

>>484499
I disagree
>>484501
I disagree

>>484497
want me to diagnose you

>>484503
I disagree

>>484505
let's agree that we both disagree

>>484504
if you want

>>484506
Okay

good
the contract is sealed

>>484507
Weeaboid Personality Disorder

Multiple Waifu Personality Disorder

>>484507
you have the gay for pan

My diagnoses are funnier though

>>484512
I mean probably.

How the hell did someone wake up one day and say
"I'm going to measure the amount of work consumed by a fly doing a push up."????????????

*work performed

how the hell did someone wake up
I would just go back to sleep

Sometimes sleep doesn't let you back
Happened to me today
;_;

sleep's tyranny has lasted too long

>>>/watch?v=fhJ5x08sOrI
Here I posted something fun

Nice bep

It'd be a shame if something happened to her

Also I almost got a Soviet sailor cap a while back.

Wow Rei are you okay?
You shouldn't just invite death on yourself like that.

something did happen I think kirara posted it somewhere

>>484520
MMD?
no siree

Yeah
She sanknoff of Vladivostok

ToN should go there and pay his respects to his shipfu.

Morning.
People who wake up refreshed are liars.
>>484531
It's 9:34 which not that late. Am that is.

Attempting sleep agai.

Isn't it awful late where you are, Kannagi, to be saying morning

oh right you're traveling

>>484520
yeah I guess that
s kind of fun

Yeah I'm in new Mexico,

Kirara do you wear your tracker all the time?
I learnt yesterday it can be turned off, which is weird to me.

>>>/watch?v=73-OXUC7JQA
this is also fun

Tracker?

US govt mandated tracker
everyone in america has to keep it on

>>484537
Fitbit

so just corporate america

Isn't that the same as US govt though.

hoho oh that's sad

>>484541
the lines are blurred

it's not like android phones were tracking you with your permission or anything
rael tinfoil hours who woke

I slep

If only pizza and burgers were the pinnacle of healthy food.

are you enjoying the food?

I haven't had much. Mostly fish, gyōza, lamb chops and broccoli.
We did have homemade beef burgers, which were nice.

i want to cry

What's wrong friendo

I'm reading a thing

it's painful in places
https://mangadex.org/manga/18293/mitsuami-no-kamisama

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/28/tesla-owner-turned-cars-autopilot-sat-passenger-seat-travelling/

Rich People are terrible

;__;

Oh that manga.

>>484553
looks good

>>>/@catsmp4/990241302536179714
look at this fucking cat

>even though I'm empty inside, I feel so full

>>484558
okay

What is everynyan up to?

video games soon'

filling the empty hole in my heart with... no images, I guess

Watching youtubes

grocery shopping
wonderful daily life

>>484567
What game is that?
>>484564
Your hato will be filled with cute.

>>>/@dril/989005654517075968

>This submission will be deleted in 16 hours
oh wow, people really are using that feature on pixiv

>>484565
I love this image.

>>484570
That's terrible
Wy
why

>>484570
Why do Japanese people love deleting their art so much?

>>484570
Goddamn that is annoying.
Technology goes from convinience to inconvenience.

>>484568
Hello Charlotte
I recommend the full set of games.
You only have to buy two of them

>>484570
but why

Because you don't want to have it up all the time.
Just want to show it and then have it gone.

hmm
it looks like I'll have to become an artist to understand

It sucks when pixiv artist delete their pixivs.
This pixivs no longer exists is the worst

>>484578
We have a world where Snapchat exists.
It's about the same thing except with your work.

>>484579
;_;

Kannagi if I can convince you to play those games for a combined about 6 hours or so I would gladly get them for you
They're cheap as heck

>>484575
I can check em out.
>>484582
No way, I feel bad when people gift things to me.
If they cheap enough I might get em.

>>484580
I get it but it still feels different

>>484583
Be careful, the one called "Hello Charlotte" on steam is actually Hello Charlotte 2.
You'll need to look for the first one, it's on itch.io or so

>>484585
Sounds like sensible naming.
Oh itch.io is where Momodora is from
I think
Also autocorrect changes Momodora to mom's odour. Thanks phone.

The first one is cute
kind of

>>>/watch?v=dLBx3g8cowY

X: Fun
Y: Strength

I don't agree with that at all unless it means how they're played.

>>484590
that's exactly what it's refering to.

Wow I like playing mob boss

>>484589
ok now which ones are which moes

Me, TN, and... that's it, I guess

>>>/@ningiou/989541698043826176

wait which one is TN again?
he posts like thirty twohoes

The peach girl

Kasen is like my second favorite 2hu

I guess TN could be suika, too

where's the sunflower girl I can't tell because of flux

不倫快 and 倫快 to me is like faithfulness
From unfaithful to faithful.

Oh wow, you've got such good photos, my squirrel and bird pictures look terrible, alway blurry or not sharp enough.
Yours great. Lots of great detail and clarity

>>484600
She's not there

angery

>>484600
she's not in the game

>>484602
cool buggo

>>484609
Wow
Fucking Dropped!

I guess there
there's do re mi sweet at least

>>484606
Sometimes!
Not always.
Sometimes I mess up.

borb

Bad
Orb

Trash borb

Shirobako is getting a movie.
Not sure if it's original content or a re-cap movie though.

I hope it's a new story about them making a movie though.

Borb

birb

How are you capable of not watching everything hbomberguy makes

>>484622
Cause I don't know who that is.
Check mate

>>484624
You are LOST

>>484625
nah, I'm in my basement
I know where I am

>>484622
I did watch his video on soyboys
that was alright

Yeah
He basically doesn't make bad content

>>484626
but do you?

Yee

Holy Shit

>>>/@AlmightyFleshl1/912746250247618560

>>484622
he's got shit opinions about DaS2, that's as far as I got with him

I haven't played DaS at all so

Waow

I forgot I had elona installed on this laptop.
I haven't got very far in this game.

>>484636
DaS1 remaster is soon
give it a go

I will once I get money

>>484639
That's friggin lewd.

You're looking at my wife a little too closely

You're showing her off. Of course I'd look closely.

none of you are free of sin

Sin is a spook.

>>484644
except me

>>484638
It's pretty hard to get far in that game.

>>484644
How can I be sinful If sin isn't real.

Very carefully

>>484644
Yes, I know how deep my sins run

>>484647
Death comes in amusing ways

unya

Unyu

>>484654
You called?

>>484655
I almost forgot you had two wives.

Incorrect.
Utsuho transcended the throne of waifu

ground control to major ton

unya makes me think of nyarlko OP

>>484658
>>484658
>>484658

GAY
HORSE

Is that what you identify as now?

No I don't know what I am
Probably cis

Cis horse?

I know who you are
the leader of lost souls

ciscourse

Wait
Are biological males allowed to identify as cis female?

>>484666
nice

>>484667
no, cis means you identify as the gender you were assigned at birth, your birth sex
if you identify as female despite being born biologically male you can't be cis

Yeah cis just means you don't deviate from what society says you are

I was making aad *a bad joke.

Haha I was just pretending to be wrong

Asking a question doesn't make someone wrong.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20180425-the-brain-science-that-explains-hanger
This sounds like bullshit to me
>I gave up carbs
>decided to fight fellow motorist
>my lack of carbs made me a monster.
Like what, you are just an asshole not because the lack of carbs are to blame.

I was going to say 'retarded' but I backed out for something else and picked the wrong word.

>>484673
>explains hanger
Wat

hanger is when you're hungry and also mad

That's stupid and hilarious

hangery

being hungry makes you irritable
discomfort makes people irritable
you don't need brain magic to know that

I've been irritable because of hunger, too

yeah but it doesn't make you fight people
unless you're really starving

It might have

HANGRY is a terrible word.

>>484679
I get pretty bitchy hungry.
Though I tend to reach for snide and passive aggressiveness when irritated so it's fairly in line.

I fought a LOT growing up, dude

That's why those Snickers commercials are so good.

I don't get angry when I'm hungry, I usually feel really tired.

>>484685
sure but kids fight for no reason at all
I expect more from an adult

I don't really get hungry until like 12+ hours no food

I am always hungry
I'm like 75% jan

It takes a fair bit of time for me to get hungry generally.
I can eat pretty regularly though.

I can feel hungry and then if I get distracted forget that I was hungry and end up super hungry hours later.
the longest without food I've been is two days.

>>>/watch?v=kXizLog2hms

I've gone a few days without food before
I've gone like 30 hours without water

http://crossingdivides.bbcnewslabs.co.uk/story/start/0/en
This is kinda hilarious.
The content put out by bbc america is so different from bbc uk

>>484695
Did she find her egg?
I couldn't fast. I went two days without food because I stayed at a friends and they refused to feed me and I was young so I didn't care.
when I got home I felt really light headed.

I think my time without food is around thirty hours at most.
I can't remember how long I've gone without water but it was probably pretty close to that length too.
Depressive sulks make it pretty hard to care about eating or drinking anything.

>>>/watch?v=qIVDxL2lgN4

My parents were thinking of going to see Infinity War but apparently the next four showings for today are pretty much all booked up.
The only available seats are those ones right up at the front of the theatre where you have to crane your neck upwards.

>>484703
what about diseases and all that jazz

>>484696

Guns don't kill people
People kill people

Wow

>>484704
Switzerland actually has a lot of guns and a low violent crime rate.

I kind of want this shirt.

Such real debating.

let's melt the guns down and make them into houses

>>484707
it looks pretty real

like that simpsons episode

>>484709
Its so polarised, all my options are rude as fuck.
YOU AMERICANS LOVE YOUR MURDEROUS TOOLS.
ITS OUR RIGHT.

Debates are rude

I got asked for directions from someone the other day and they didn't use please or thank you at all.
I was shocked.

if only I could carry my steak knives with me to eat my delicious steaks

In 3 out of 32 boroughs in London, more than 80% of babies are born to at least one parent outside the US
UK

THE
GREAT
REPLACEMENT

London isn't even majority British I don't think.
the only people who can really afford to live there are very rich foreigners.

shake knives

shank knives

and every night i play the fairyland tango

The oldest spider in the world died.

fuck why did tje bus come when i just noyiced the sun set

the oldest spider in the book
>>484722
how old was the spider
don't forget that guy who died recently

43 years old

>>484725
almost as old as our oldest poster

>>484722
Barbara Bush died a few days ago

Yeah but I don't really care too much. She was very old, its not particularly tragic.

>oldest spider dies after wasp attack
How can we stop this senseless violence

Give spiders guns

give the spiders drugs

Give the drugs spiders

imagine if you opened a bag of coke only to find it was spider eggs

Bags of coke are usually transparent, so you wouldn't have to open the bag.

I mean
might as well snort it
could be some coke in there

>>>/@BreakingNNow/990300080640061440?s=19

>>484737
Lol

Azerbaijan is a cool place, I'd like to visit it sometime.

what do you find cool about azerbaijan?

It has a wide variety of biomes and interesting wild life as well as significant sites of historical interest.

i think a friend of mine wants to go this year
unless he meant somewhere else
he went to uzbekistan a couple of years ago

The varying climate is the reason for the reason for the wide variety of biomes.

Also
Mud volcanoes

I always think of this whenever Uzbekistan is mentioned.
>>>/watch?v=b0duNFtM4Uw

I want to at least travel my own country some time

travel is the best

That part of the world has really interesting folk music.

do you have some examples? i love folk music
I can't listen rn but i will later

Uh
This band is inspired by folk music from that region and I like them a lot
>>>/watch?v=hY19Q2Wuyzk

tfw you lost ctrl again
>>484745
neat

This is actual uzbel folk music.
*Uzbek
>>>/watch?v=67D5oOsjxjs

I ought to get a violin

>>>/@ondoruragitan/909483078766211079

>>>/watch?v=oXcgg7WC7LI

>>484754
Idolm@ster: Criminal Popularity!!?

>>484746
Astolfo is well designed

Draw a girl, call ot a boy is not ggood design
*call it

>>484760
Yes it is

astolfo looks androgynous, he's not drawn as a girl

>finally go through spoilers
>card mentions Radha
RADHA

Astolfo is just a fairly feminine boi
He's not even that girly

he's a legendary lady's man

>>484763
From the thumbnail and not really knowing anything about Magic's lore.
I thought this was gonna be a Dad of War joke or something.

>>484762
This
Astolfo manages to be both cute and also handsome.

>>484763
I run radha in my most recent edh deck.

>JAYA
JAYA
JAYA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
J A Y A

Yeah
Welcome back to dominaria motherfucker.
You are super late to the party.

>realize I'm effectively planning a date with PAN
fuk

SHIT, SHE'S AMAZING

>>484768
hello

>>484772
That's cute.

>>484774
help

oh batman ninja is out

the what

???

>>484773
The Jaya planeswalker?

ah, she's 5 mana though
triple red too...

>>484780
Right?
She's not that good.
But you can get her out for 4 with a thing

what the hell, there's a new tremors

>>484777
>>484778
>>>/watch?v=CwPFxcefpdU

HOW MUCH
is one mana in fate

You know what the fuck I'm asking don't fuck around

>>484776
nice

>>484784
One lightning bolt
Or a giant growth

Are we talking a cup or a bucket, is really the question here

Oh, did you mean "one mana of semen"?

>>484783
haha what the hell
>batoman and joker fighting with katana
>>484782
what
why
I'm so confused by everything these days

yes

>>484790
Like 10cc

>which would we be unlikely to reprint
>all those people who said Llanowar Elves
fuck that

>>484789
apparently there was a new tremors in 2015
and this iis the 6th movie
what the shit

>>484791
huh

>>484789
>>>/watch?v=8mVTKEc-mu8
Here's a better trailer.

>>484792
I did not get tthe full art promo

Sweet mercy, Green looks strong as hell

>>484797
Yeah but check the meta

>>484794
cc is a measurement

Cubic centimeter

and a cute girl

Blue
The spoilers have been out for weeks, why are you only checking now?

Radha is super cool

>>484803
I got one

>all these multicolor cards
Shiny as hell
>Oath of Teferi
W H A T

The new one I mean

>>484805
You can search for it wwith captain sisay

>Jaya has arrived
>Teferi is a Gatewatcher
He's not Venser but he sure upholds him
>>484809
so it seems
But I care more about Teferi than the gatewatch anyway.
He just wants to help even though he kinda fucked up

The gatewatch is going to dissolve though.

Also they made the common set symbol be white.

And the cards in the new set feel different
They changed some stuff with the paper

>>>/@estrusflask/989819472457412608?s=19

>>484812
Animorphs is really fucked up

Animorphs was a really weird story.
I never read all the books since I had to borrow them from the public library.
I guess it made it easier on my child brain to not have the entire series in continuity.

yeah it was good shit but it was so fucked up

I also blame it for the furry community.

I'm sure it helped

>>>/watch?v=YqVOKt77wX8
high level mmd

I do not undertsan MMD

Teferi is a fly dude

that dude got stuck as a bird
how shitty

>>484819
You don't understand making cute anime girls dance?

>>484821
As a kid a part of that always sounded kind of appealing.
I can see it as a rum hand how, as I'm older.
But kid-me found that totally cool.

>>484822
More than you know, but MMD just seems strange to me and I dunno why

it is kind of strange

>>484822
>cute
that's debateable, I think it's kind of uncanny
>>484823
I kind of went through the same thing for a bit but I distinctly remember thinking his situation sucked before I stopped reading the books

it's not that strange
>>484826
cute is always debatable

>>484826
Yeah sayaka is a tough sell for cute

My internet is dying left and right today.

>>484828
sakuya?

both really, but yes

Kyouko is cutest maguka
kuu kai

>>484832
Truth

Homura is the cutest

so how are we all today?

Trying to deal with shitty internet

>>484835
I'm okay. How are you?

doing O K

>>484835
My wrist is sore from an excess of granblue
I'm going to have to tough it out though'

>>484837
I'm doing okay.
Taking it easy.

>>484840
Me too, kinda.
I'm at my dad's house.
I thought we'd watch some movies like usual but some dumb liberal comedy stuff is on instead.

I'm watching Bill Maher get shit on by his guests while he tries to defend rapists, though. So it's not all bad.

>>>/@lil_wage/989603460013350913

I'm laying in bed waiting for my laundry to dry so I can shower.

>>484846
Wow trains have layovers?

>>484835
in layover waiting for another train

>>484846
How was your train journey so far?

feel a little numb
idk what to do

how much more train do you need to ride?

>>484849
How many breads have sucked in your life

About tree fiddy

>>484850

>>484845
When I did that 24hr train trip, we had a layover in Chicago.

whats your favorite information

mine's oscillation

>>484853
That's weird, I've never done big train rides.

>>484855
a classic for sure
nice

>>484856
yes for sure
they have diverging routes

>>484856
My 24hr one was great.
Except for sleeping on the top bunk.
If I did another one with Fish, we could just share the bottom bunk, though.

what is wrong with top bunk?

it's so shakey that i almost threw up while trying to sleep

Hmm never found them that shaky

>>484862
on a train?

>>484859
oH I remember that train trip now.
I don't know if we knew her as fish then.

>>484865
That wasn't Fish, I think.

>>484865
That wasn't Fish.
That was, I guess we called her Train.

Oh yeah I guess it was someone else.

we did

I should get this haircut
bah

I hate how because I have several time bit a part of my lip real badly, it has permanently swollen a bit, so that I bite into it even easier
making it each time bit bigger and easier to bite into

how much is 1ccanyway

Train is the one that lives in Ohio.
I haven't spoken to her in a long time, though.

She got a boyfriend and changed her last name and stopped communicating with me. Not sure what happened there.

>Ohio
oh no

sasuga

>>484872
1cc is one cubic centimeter

>>484873
Oh well that's not too big a surprise. That kinda thing happens!

sasuga

As expected of Ohio.

sasuga

Now for a hair shortening adventure

>>484879
it just devours you

I KEEP BITING THAT THRICE BITTEN SPOT

>>484884
Cut it off

I'd loose good part of my mouth

No, just the swollen part.

>>484877
I think it's a little surprising.
We were pretty good friends at one point.

also having once had my mouth pierced by my teeth, that can be quite painful

>>484876
so 10 is ike
1 cl?

>>484887
at this rate I bite it off

>>484890
Yes

wat kinda max mana do servants have in fate?

what do you mean

......

HOW MUCH MANA
CAN THEY HAVE AT ONE TIME

do they not have a mana cap?

there's no theoretical limit but each heroic spirit has different levels of mana depending on their aptitude

that seems like a complicated question

>>484888
There are a lot of girls that cut ties with everyone after getting boyfriends.

DOES IT LEAK OVER TIME?

no

>>484900
We were also colleagues! We've published symposiums together.
She's still in contact with some of the girls we worked with, I think.
But she's not the kind of girl that would get told what to do by a boyfriend so I don't know.
It doesn't really matter, though.

>>484900
are you gonna

>>484904
No way, I'm not that type.

>>484903
You never know!

>>484905
Well, it's whatever.
I don't care that much.

SK you seem a little too fixated on the mana semen thing
It's not like that's the only way to get mana.

There are more ways to get mana?

>>484905
i dont like the jealous types who dont want you to have friends

mana is usually supplied to a servant via a link between them and the master, facilitated by a holy grail

sex was just because shirou didn't know how to send or receive mana

>>484908
the only reason Shiro had to fuck Saber was because he's so bad at being a master
see >>484910

>>484911
He was so bad at being a master he got to fuck Saber?

THSI SEEMS LIKE A LOOP BACK TO LUCKY

rin also fucked shirou for mana reasons
there are other instances of it

>>484914
RIN INST EVEN A SERVANT

>>484915
shirou needed mana that time


rin or rani have sex with whichever servant you use in fate/extra as well
for mana reasons
so it works for lesbians, too

>>484917
nah
they haven't elaborated on how that works

RIN IS A FUTA?

Please

starting to seem like nasu just does whatever if it can shoehorn in a sex scene

Nasu absolutely hates sex scenes.
They were told they had to include them in Tsukihime and Fate.
Nasu writes them really poorly on purpose.

They're pretty happy that Fate is big enough that they don't have to do sex scenes anymore.

There's a reason after he became famous, not a single future project of his involved explicit sex.

DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES

also there's a lot of rumors that nasu is a woman

wait really

yeah, nasu hates sex scenes

Honestly sex is really dumb to write unless you're blessed by the divines of erotica or something.

nasu always wrote in mollusks and stuff

There's a translation project for the Tsukihime fandisk I ran through once.
The translators added a bonus feature to run a special scene they composed of 4chan people riffing off of Nasu's sex scene imagery.
It was impressive to see how creative they could get with aquatic creatures.

wat the fuck is a mollusk

A shelled creature of the deep.

Meanwhile
If Sakuya isn't cute I can up the ante
>>>/watch?v=E7kLuKEpuvk
Improved

not necessarily of the deep but close enough

yeah i sti,ll think it's strange

>>484929
The opening "mouth" of mollusks kind of resemble the opening of a certain female anatomical part.

mollusks don't necessarily have shells
snails and octopuses are both mollusks

snails have shells you DINGUS

yeah that's why i said snails

Nasu's sex scenes combined with the crappy translation of Fate make a really funny combo

>>484935
#notallsnails

giant slugs

>>484938
What do you have against tall snails?

>>484936
no that's why I said snails

>>484941
no, that's my horse

>>484930
good song except the quite awkward itsu da^aaaate

>>484942
there are many doors, ed boy

>>484944
open the door, boy

>>484943
yeah that song is pretty dang strong

>>484945
how far are you?
my dda // dad is getting really strong

i got to the top of the mountain yesterday

oh, you're about the same as me now then
it's a pretty fun game so far
>>484950
I played the mainline ones

btw have you played all of the gow games before?

well rather 1-3 and not the spinoffs

>>484949
it's so good
did you meet mimir

Ah yes. The Kizuna Ai Alter from the heaven's feel route
>>>/watch?v=b_8X4RI0GCA

yeah we're gonna be good buds

>>484953
it needs more autotune

The song?
I like it when the vocaloid songs aren't done by vocaloids.

if you didn't realise it has so much autotune, but I guess it being vocaloid song makes sense

naptime GOOD BYE

>>484957
most mmd songs are
I at least like it when they can trick me into thinking it isn't one

>>484953
reol is good

>>484954
he's really funny
the banter is high level

all this dad of war makes me want to replay gow3
though I will know how that will end up
>plays it through on hard untill that 3 judges thing that is just neigh impossible to complete

nice eyebrows

if someone has that kind of eyebrows, they are painted

The new GoW is really good.
I like it a lot more than the old ones.

I wonder why they changed the va
was the old guy too busy
did they think he couldn't do a calm dad of war

i dont have my comfort kitty
im so worried about her

the VAs basically sound the same
it's probably money stuff

>>484969
yeah I didn't even notice it untill I looked it up
I dunno, the new guy and the old guy are about same level fame, so most likely same level fees

It just is the "removing the guy who acted the character" first thing
Especially in vidyagames when studios really at times don't seem to think that voice acting is important at all
and vas can just be switched around willy nilly or replaced with big list hollywood actors

NL playing Beyond: Two Souls is too real

meow

But if I had to guess it is either
>old guy didn't want to come back/couldn't
>they didn't think he could do a calm older kratos and went with someone else

>>484973
what's up

fuck the guy who does kratos now as in star gate

>>484968
Did you have to leave her behind, or do you have someone that might bring her to where you've moved later on?

seems like it is
>they did movement capturing and the old guy just was too small to be used for thatk ind of stuff
>due to that kind of acting, the new guy performed better due to being 6'3 and having better chemistry with BOY actor, who actually is a 12yo kid

My mom asked me to go to wendys and i always like to look at calroies for what she gets on things

this titals to about 1800

but at leasg shes watching her carbs

which /moe/ would you want to have with you when you get into the Cash Cab

I like wendys.
The spicy chicken sandwich is good.

>>484980
ypu

>>484980
Moon

yeah id say moon
or rei

>>484981
i thought about getting the regular one but i decided to just eat food from home

which /moe/ would you want to be trapped on a desert island with

Kirara
That way the other /moe/ wouldn't need to borrow my knife.

>>484986
Dutch

>>484987
nice

>they ask to borrow your knife and fucking lose it

>>484988
Dutch would kill and eat you

>>484986
I'll just die

I have many knyf

>>484993
With you all the time?

>>484992
we can survive

My knife is within arms reach 95% of the time

>>484994
Yeah

>>484996
same

send me to a dessert island

i sleep with a knife

>>484999
which /moe/ would you prefer to be stranded on a dessert island with

>>484999
You'd get diabetes

Crowbar under my pillow

>>484986
me

>>484999
SK cause he hates chocolate

Meant to reply to >>485000

>>485001
>>484992

>>485000
you
because there's gonna be sweets tonight

melt the dessert island

>>485007
kyaaaa

>>485010
haha

>>>/@PAWORKS_eng/990137348305268736
YEEEEEEEEEEAH

AW YISS

>>485013
I would have rather taken s2

this is me

You need to cut your hair, hippy.

>Shirobako movie is all about how studios fail to get an S2 for a show and have to deal with turning them into an anime instead

movie* instead

>>485017
i would take offense to this if I didn't just cut my hair

>>485017
Actually my hair is getting pretty long
it's buzzed to like a 1 on the sides and back but it's like 6 or so inches on top
and really curly

>>485015
In this world we sometimes have to take what we can get

>>485024
Then please go down to P.A Works and force them at gunpoint to do season 2

I wanna rewatch TTGL
But I don't wanna alone
IMATS we gotta watch the JJ as well sometime

>>485022
I take what I can and give nothing back!

>>485022
give me tickets to japan and a live finnish to japan translator

>>485023
yeah we do
I probably can't until after the 9th

that late, huh?
ell I can wait

weird to see jj typed

pls
PLS

LOOK AT CATTE

can I have a cafe catte

I want a cat cafe
I sh0uld start a cat cafe

there are few here
never been to em though

HOW

expensive
always filled

entry fee?

yes
and you will still have to most likely order something to stay any longer time than I dunno 30 mins

Are there cat cafes in philly?

oh they have gone down from 15 to 5€ entry fee

>>485039
according to Google, at least two

We gotta go

are you comin to philly this year?

If I get money I'm coming next year

oh hell yeah
we're probably gonna need a minivan this year haha

if we end up with more than like 7 people eventually ill have to get us a limo

now tht would be fancy

maybe i can get a small schoolbus

wow a bus is cheaper than an RV

you most likely need special license for dem bus

>>485049
well yeah you isiot

idiot*

rude
i weep

>>485046
A limo would be bourgie and cool as hell

>>485049
what's a RV?

>>485055
recreational vehicle
like those campers and stuff

>>485054
idk if i could drive one haha

>>485056
ah...
Like a Van?

I don't have a license but I'll drive us
#illegalism

wait today they did a franxx recap? fuck.

>>485057
no, it's like a living space

>>485058
gonna get us killed lmao

>>485061
Don't worry I'm white

>>485063
wow i might have to hate you know.

my dad is smokin weed outside
he asked fish if she wanted some and she wasn't interested though

>>485063
you'll get us in an accident yo

I can drive a forklift, a car can't be much harder

free
salmon

>>485066
is that your job?
i hope they pay you soon.

>>485065
Wow you have bad taste ing irl

who needs some smooches

>>485068
I hope so too, but driving forklifts isn't really my job
It's something that happens now and then

>>485070
depends on whos the schoocher..

man I got a lot of free food from the funeral

>>485070
only from a grill

>>485074
a girl also works.
or a grail.

>>485075
No a girl doesn't work
Only grills

>>485076
ok.

though what the fuck do I do with 30 cooked potatoes, though

>>485069
what

>>485080
Doesn't even weed

Also I guess the charm of cremating is that you don't need to carry the coffin

>>485081
i don't either

fish will use kratom and she dropped acid once

you have reasns

Lots of people have reasons not to like weed!
Fish follows the law, generally.
Also >>485087
She knows I don't like the smell.
Plus she doesn't like how it makes her feel.

Like the smell

Most of them very bad

>>485086
Oh, she's done itbefore?
I retract statement

>>485089
She's from a rich family.
It'd be odd if she didn't have exposure.
Her ex-boyfriend was abusive and made her use some stuff.

like, guilt of sorts?
since you said "follows the law"

>>485090
Rich black people though
I figured there'd be a level of "don't act black" in her upbringing

>>485092
White people are really into drugs.
Especially the rich.
And the boyfriend thing.

>tfw someone gives a fuck near me
whatever feel

>>485093
I guess
But I was under the impression that at least the upper strata of black people distanced themselves from it

>>485095
well it's mostly the ex-boyfriend thing

fair enogh
sounds like an asshole

he got arrested for CP last year

WOW
Oh that reminds me one of the electrifcians at work, In know was in trouble for that while we were in high school
I guess he didn't do any time cause he was in high school

>>485095
A L
O M

a 4koma

>>485098
wow

yeah apparently you could see it through his front windows

>>485100
I'm a white norwegian ok Im dumb

>>485102
oh so I do remember this story

>>485102
....what the fuck

>>485106
praxis

>>485102
there is idiotic incompetency and then there is this

>>485105
who knows what really happened haha

>>485104
As do I.

i got issues
and you've got em too

I've got issues but a sammy isn't one of them,

there's a show called Live PD where you can watch live feeds of cops arresting people

oh boy we get to watch people get shot on tv wooo

>In a controversial incident on a July 8, 2017 episode, Senior Deputy Chris Mastrianni was called to a fight in progress at a large house party when a car (leaving the same party) went right past him going about 90 mph (according to the deputy). S/D Mastrianni initiated a traffic stop on the vehicle, which then proceeded to evade him for several minutes. The car then turned a corner before jumping a curb, hitting a power pole's support wire and rolling over. The driver then crawled out the window of his vehicle with his 2-year-old daughter in his arms, and began fighting with S/D Mastrianni. The man then released his child, who was taken to safety by the Live PD field producer. After several minutes, Cpl. Mark Laureano and S/D Katelyn Jasak arrived on scene and aided S/D Mastrianni in handcuffing and arresting the man, as well as pushing back the rapidly growing crowd of bystanders whom were watching the events unfold. The toddler received a broken arm in the incident.

im watching a cop scream at a black person for being parked in front of a motel

>>485117
its on tv
my dad has cable

>>485116
i need link

>Two girls, Ichinose Haruko and Nikaido Natsuko, bump into each other by accident, resulting in a kiss and them swapping bodies.

The only way to swap back is to kiss again...
>37 chapters
>ongoing

oh

>>485118
>Last translated chaper: some time in 2016

>>485118
it can't be done!

>>485118
gets damn repetive and boring real quick
and comedy is quite meh
>>485120
naw it gets chapters monthly

What a boring twist.

lol it turns out the black person didn't do anything and the cops are like "be more careful next time"

that reminds me of
>This year we the cops are going to fine 60k MORE speeding tickets than usual
and my first reaction was
"don't you have better things to do?"
we don't even use fine money to fund cops

>>485124
Good adivce, they might open fire next time

oh they actually successfully swap back in the first chapter okay
I thought it was like
>37 chapters
>NO KISSING

>>485127
no they do it in every chapter

my stepmom is trying to tell me elvis died last month and his death was faked by Nixon
she saw it on Facebook

Elvis' death being faked conspiracy theories have been around for decades though, haven't they?

Elvis isn't dead
I am Elvis

>>485129
elvis is a latin american artist now.
i think. forgot his last name.

look at dis legendary yokai

>>485130
yeah but ive never met someone that believed it

I am usually either informed of the legend or the episode explains it well enough but
skellingtons vs crow tengu
the fuck is going on?

even the show agrees

watching this guy on an ATV escape cops by driving into the Nevada desert lmao

TRANSCEND YOUR WEAKNESSES AND BECOME INVINCIBLE

a neet legendary youkai

my dad is sittin here talking about how easy it'd be to kill the cops in this show
his dad was a cop lol

never gonna break never gonna break
not for a part of any gamut in the dark

>>485142
well is not like that implies hew ants to kill a cop

i said you could just use smoke bombs or something and he was like, no, you gotta kill them
so idk
he didn't used to be very radical
he's like a primitivist now

Oh shit.
Redbull is looking for a "Gaming and Esports Specialist" in my city.
What the fuck is this.

I have found my calling.

>>485146
but what esport?

>>485146
that's you

>>485147
They really don't say.
I think they're looking for someone who's savvy in the culture to help with marketing.

>>485145
Daddy Kazynski got to him?

>>485150
idk he just thinks internet destroyed the world and says we should get rid of electricity and go back to keeping everything local and use horses

I walked faster today 5ha

Than usual but heart rate is lower.
I spent so little time in cardio compared to before.
How frustrating

Oh I found the expected job requirements.
Just another bachelor's expecting job.

>>485152
sounds like you're getting stronger at least

>Kannagi: "I am growing more powerful each day"

>>485151
Introduce bread book

>>485157
nah he can't read a book
he's too ADHD

introduce also stimulant

>>485159
he doesn't like them

I went up to the city limit.
Almost 9 miles of walking

>>485161
aw'

>>485164
Swap swap is cute

>>485162
Congrats

meowy wowy

This job posting is written in the douchiest way possible.
Like everything about it oozes snide insults and "look at me I'm a cool tech start-up".

>>485168
hewwo sam uwu

i'm gonna write a job posting in the Deutshest way possible
>>485170
h0iiiii

h0i

lollerskaes

>empathic customers
so where do all the asshole customers' tickets go

They literally have a part telling potential applicants to pretty much fuck off.

>>485176
Considering the tone of this posting, probably just tossed in the bin.

okay that's actually a policy i could agree with

Anything that sounds too good to be true probably is.

I don't even think this sounds like it's too good to be true I just think whoever wrote this has a crazily-inflated idea of what their workplace is like.

RIN IN A BIN

yeah that's a lot of BS and it's doing them no favors

あ

All this for a "Customer Service Representative".

Honestly though the pay isn't bad.
If the location wasn't literally on the other side of the city from me I'd give it a shot.

>>485184
wow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>485180
Customers that aren't evil sounds too good to be true!

>>485184
but DO you have what it takes?

>>485188
Probably.
It doesn't really sound difficult.
I'm fairly convinced part of the reason the posting is writting in this asshole tone is to scare off people who are under-qualified.
Written even.

>>485187
Again, written by someone who has a crazy idea of what working there's even like.
Evil or not, customers don't really intimidate me.

dad: so y'all gonna get hitched soon?
me: ああ
fish: I want to have kids.
dad: that's a good idea

how lovely.

Build a skeleton out of bones build a human out of a skeleton and meat lots of meat and meat on bones and bones on skin and bones and human become human transcend skeletal form

>>485190
How funny.

>>485190
It probably is a good idea to have kids.
To have them NOW on the other hand.

>>485190
Wow, how did you reply in that situation?

>>485195
laughter

>>485193
It's not that funny.
Everyone is conspiring against me!

>>485194
Yeah.

Oh I could become a certified Apple Genius™.

Kekkou desu.

oh yeah btw in case you missed it, there is currently a russian floating nuclear powerplant sailing on the baltic sea

>>485198
Wait what

>>485197
pretty sure you need at least four years post-graduate education for that

>>485199
it will be permanently floating up and splitting atoms in the white sea sometime this year or next

That job posting sounds like the kind of job where they fire people easily or people quit because the job is shit.

>>485200
Really?