Thread #396657

this whole word ia confusing me

>>>/@CheriAngel4/952866718887698433

>>>/watch?v=R9p9Rv4Bvec

/moe/
what should i do if I believe somebody in my own house is stealing my things?
is it possible to get the police to search my own house or something?

if it's in your own house it's not like they're going far

find the proof yourself and dispose of the perpetrator

>>396663
What kind of stuff is missing?
Who do you suspect or how do you suspect something //

>>396666
a vibrator, a maid outfit, a gameboy, and some bras
there's a lot of people in this house but there are an obvious few who are more likely to be sick fucks than the rest
>>396668
i will try this

see >>396665
just go through their stuff
a maid outfit isn't easy to hide

>>396667
you live in a sharehouse ?

if it's coed they might hide a maid outfit
since they won't care if it gets wrinkled and stuff

>>>/@MatrixMarioX/952716527395995648

>>396667
somebody stole your vibrator?
i'm pretty sure that falls under justifiable homicide

do you think corrin is fast enough with some merges (penis corrin) to use brave sword for some sick quad action

4*

4*+10?
you're lookin at like what 36-37 speed?
not really. you won't be doubling much at that speed
it's gonna drop down to low 30s
i mean you could double hawkeye and hector and stuff // quad*
but i'm not sure that's a strong penis corrin build

atk too low

brave + l&d
atk at 47
doable i guess
but atk is still a bit low for a brave unit

the damage lost from a brave weapon is brutal anyway
and they're not refinable, right?
i bet you could get some sick nasty wo dao action going though with his natural speed

just by using yato you get this

wo dao puts to 52 atk with 42 spd with l&d

>>396679
this isn't terrible but i feel like it's pretty mediocre for a sword unit still
there's so many minmaxed sword units that it feels lackluster

yeah
yayo n
yato needs refinement

Yato
digivolve into
Mou yadame

the whole plot of fates was trying to get yato to evolve into a different sword so you'd think it'd get a refinement

they should have made it evolve into a penis.

isn't it already a penis?

it's a big corncob
it reminds me of the scarecrow from wizard of oz
but instead of wishing he had a brain, he's wishing he had a real penis instead of a corncob

maybe i missed something in the fates story

i searched youtube for the north korean girl band to see if there was any footage and there's just pages and pages of "HOW TO GET A $1000 AMAZON GIFT CARD FREE" videos
what is this garbage

Found an interesting manga.

>>>/@realhartman/952963882108141568
oh no

Oh yeah

Blue, you get back into magic yet?

DAN DANNN

>>>/watch?v=diuexInkshA

>>396695
no, not yet
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I need to become adwords certified
it sounds so professional but it's not really even much of a thing
it's just like
taking a couple hours of free courses
>>396702
penis corn

im at lunch now

guess ill turn another penis corrin into a big boy with yato then

>>396697
yo nags whatup my ni

Yo
I have work tomorrow. That is never fun.
I had a nice holiday off for a week and a day.

>>396704
You have the day off too?
Wow. Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day

>>396704
Did you do anything nice with your holiday?

are you guys enjoying your day off

no day off here but i am enjoying my day anyway thank you for asking

cool
my lunch break is almost over

did you have a nice lunch
what didja get

the grill was closed even though the menu said open online and the options werent great so i got grilled chicken, carrots, and apple cobbler
i normally try to avoid the sweets at work though

I sure am enjoying the loss of my Saturday this week.

im gonna level up anna

>>396713
anna is pretty good

>>396714
she's also core for my heart

>>396715
shut up you dumb cat

the free day off is almost over

>free day off
how nice

I actually have to pay for it. It's not free.
I have to attend a seminar all day Saturday.

I'm bored though, on my day off.
This is a bad situation!

how dire
I don't have much to help with though.
All I have is laundry and numbers.
Speaking of which, I have to rotate laundry

Oh now that you mention it I need to do laundry too.

I put my laundry in the washer.
Now I'm bored again.

Nothing to do at this time of day.

Is the manga for devilman worth reading even though I watched the anime?

>>396726
Yes
Absolutely
The anime changed some story elements and I think the manga explains some stuff better
Also the manga was quite culturally influential and I think that alone makes it worth reading
It's like 5 volumes long

oh no, not cultural relevance

guess im reading it

satanguy is a real hero

>take over the world
>god nukes it anyway
Some hero

doot
last break

in the past week, i've picked up a new verbal behavior where i introduce a new topic by starting a sentence with "Say,"
i'm not sure where i picked that up

God i hate Walmart

>>396734
It's easy to pick stuff like that up, isn't it?

...you have failed me for the last time, dragon drop

You have failed me for the first and he last time

i'm playin ow

should i stream it

>>396736
I'm not even sure where I picked it up. I don't know anyone with that behavior.
It's kind of an old-timey thing, so maybe I picked it up in when I was younger and always watching old stuff, and my brain just threw it into my speech suddenly because I wanted a way to spontaneously interject.

>>396735
walmart fuckin blows

>>396740
i'd watch but i;m writing reports rn

well
that was a good enough manga

>>396741
I picked up some speech patterns from work kinda recently.
It cna't be helped.

>>396742
did you like the art style?

uhh
idk if this is visible

ToN
It's time to finish this

>>396744
I prefer the anime's, but it was definitely unique

>>396747
I really like Nagais style. The anime's a good way of adapting it.
I'm glad Crybaby got more people into devilman

>>396748
Suika should not be allowed to drive she's drunk 24/7

>>396748
How does it feel to be a child?

grr it's not visible when i'm fullscreen

>>396749
Nah oni don't really get drunk

>>396752
They can't get drunk?
Sounds like a terrible fate

>>396753
it takes like a yearly output of a brewery to get one drunk

haha, i'm looking at some paperwork one of my client's parents filled out for me, and my client's mom listed her age as "50+"
that's so cute

drank in one night

>>396755
Atleast it was not "eternally 17"

soon
meat patties

I'm finally home

>>396759
hey sup

>>396760
oh you so you got to witness the least comfortable part of wadanohara.
Did you continue further

>>396761
yes
I'm bumbling about on the overworld right now

Oh did you do the third option as well?

>>396763
yeah I'm looking for my shark bf

Good

>>396765
you should stop posting this image
you're giving me a girl boner

Good.

it would be good if i was actually a girl but i'm not
(anymore)

What even is a girl anyway

A miserable pile of fat and blood

>>396769
we just dont know

>>396770
you need to learn to RESPECT WOMEN

RESPEC WOMEN

>>396773
respec them to what specs?

>>396773
+10 strength
+10 INT
+0 dex

>>396775
yeah give them an int boost they need it
-2 dex actually they have slightly higher dexterity than men naturally because of fewer lactic acids that cause involuntary muscle spasms

>>396772
I do not respect human beings at all

Alright ToN I think I just got the true end
I was half expecting sharkboy to come back. The orcarina is a pretty sad way to send him off

>>396780
Did you tell him that you too respect women?

I think you're almost there.

>>396780
>if i don't abuse substances i can't abuse women

get it because he thinks women are substances

have you ever smoked a whole women

sorry that was a really dumb joke

>>396778
no but i think it was obvious

>>396779
>is that right? Hoho
>still waiting the return
Some day
Our boy will come home
>>396787
>you made it back

Sharkboy is the strongest there is.

twitch.tv/samurailalc

>>396786
he protec
he attak
but most importantly
he come back

>>396789
Well this was alright
Sharkboy and seagirl are a cute couple and their relationship pretty much carries the story
But tbh it drags at the start a lot
And towards the end I was sorta thinking "yeah this is nice but can we wrap it up"
I'd give it like
6, maybe 6.5/10
The character designs and ui are really great

>>396791
how can it be slower did they have to fix 10 locks instead?

Yup
Oh yeah wada is super slow at the start
The reason I criticize Grey Garden is because it's even SLOWER than wada.

>>396790
by being demons going to school for like an hour before anything happens.

While I know you want to find your own game now, Deep Sea Prisoner has another game I'd recommend translated by good old VGPerson as well.

>>>/watch?v=U_tJVVvuGVk

Though a lot of the content is sea of death if you catch my meaning, but unlike wada it tears the band aid off immediately and is only about 2 hours long instead of wada's 8+

There's a visual novel I plan on reading if wine works out
YU-NO

Oh nice.
Let me know how that goes.
I'll be doing more RPG Maker games in the meantime.

>>396794
YUNO does work on WINE.
some anons on /jp/ got it to work.

>>396796
Nice

>>396799
>survive
it ain't even that hard
Did you get the bonus.zip url?
That's pretty neat

good luck

I'm glad I got someone to survive Wadanohara though.

>>396797
yup

Oh one thing that might encourage you to do Mogeko Castle someday is the joy that it has 0 random encounters
or even battles.
Which makes things go waaaaaay faster.

back to work tomorrow
and next week I get a one day weekend
how awful

out of curiosity is there /// are there any decent rpg maker games with robots

Uhhhh I don't think with any I've played but probably some in my backlog.
Let me make sure I didn't play one

>>396796
There was something I wanted to show you last week, but I no longer remember and it makes me sad.
I'll probably figure it out tomorrow
...or not, I don't know
I should sleep now anyway

I haven't played one yet

Well I wouldn't expect it
I'm surprised this game here was made in rpg maker
It looks way too good to be an rpg maker game

>>396807
Oh hey dreaming mary
I have that in my backlog

This game I'm playing here has like mp4 cutscenes and shit

>>396802
the weekend should be four or five days

>>396805
That sucks! You should remember!
I should go to bed soon too.
I have work again. work is terrible.

>>396812
You need a pile of post-its titled "Things to show Kannagi"
also "No lewd things"

It really does. I remember going "I need kannagi for this" but you were gone
and then you came back and I couldn't recall it this whole time

NO WAIT. NOW I REMEMBER.
I WANTED TO WATCH HAKUMIKO WITH YOU.
>"No lewd things"
>"wow, I have to show my disappointment with this screenshot of this show that... I wanted to watch with Kannagi...
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Good job, Kannagi. You cracked the case.

Oh
I'm a detective.

>>396814
those are really good hobbies

Ann Green has it all figured out

>>396814
is this real

>>396813
I didn't get to watch anime while I was away.
I can't wait to watch Hakumei.

>>396817
I'm going to post this at you
>>>/watch?v=CL9ZD7L_FRw

>>396817
No idea, but probably

>>396818
it's great
Koi Approved.
They also put the Walking Underfoot chapter endings on the ED.
but HorribleSubs is bad at subs

Are those the little historical blurbs?

yeah those

That sort of thing's a nice attention to detail.

now it's time nice attention to bed

I'm off to sleep now! Nighty moes!

>>396823
you should post Hina more often

>>396826
bye bye!

the streaming setup seems to work

time to play some comp

i should try overwatch once i have a good computer

>>396826
good night

overwatch_dog

remember watch dogs
remember it was supposed to be big
and it's not

it somehow got a sequel that nobody played

>>396835
>how do you do fellow millenials?

it was a really cool and exciting concept too

i think it was just bad timing honestly
a game like that probably would have gotten pretty big if it hadn't been done so many times already

A game like that probably would have gotten pretty big if it was a better game

>>396838
and also not gone the "ubisoft way" and lied about everything and delivered a half finished game on launch
and you know had preorder expansion packs before the game was even out and all that shit

>literally a hidden option in the config to turn the E3 graphics back on in the pc version
why Ubisoft

You fuck up in every possible PR way and get chewed by everyone
and then your actual product turns out o just be
meh

I really enjoy watching big video game publishers make mistakes and burn

Like if they had delivered a good game it would have panned out eventually
or if it had been a bad game
people would have just forgotten about it
but instead a meh
but then again most "triple-a" games are quite meh to be precise.

i think the problem with watch dogs not selling was that it wasn't interesting to people, not that the game was bad
at least initially

it was just too done already
an open world shootan game has been done too many times
adding a magic cell phone doesn't make it interesting

that is why I said "meh"
nothing interesting about it
all it had going on was the hype an when it came out, everyone just went "kay skip"
it wasn't like the no man's sky which died from the expectations vs reality clash

>>396846
If it was a good game it would be interesting
No one wants to pay full price for a game that's just a C+
Also I heard a lot of people had technical issues at launch which is pretty typical of ubisoft

Open world games are oversaturated!

It can work if the game is unique or interesting.
Like Zelda's open world is unique.

What's unique about Watch Dogs' open world?
You play the same setting in all the GTA games, in Prototype, in Prototype 2, in Sleeping Dogs, in all the Mafia games, etc

GTA with mod phone
someone fucking made watch dog mod into gta4 in like 2 weeks

>>396851
not to mention saints rows which already have had crazy shit like that since 1st installment

yeah, saints row, too

the superhero one was damn cool
it got bit repeatish too quick, though
but it was still a damn fun game

>press x to hack
woweeeee

But that is the problem of many open world games, even most gta games had that problem
I think only san andreas and 5 didn't ever get repetive in the main storyline and character missions
of course some non-consequental side missions would get dull eventually.
but the world in say 5 had just so much in it

red dead redemption's open world was fantastic but i worry that the sequel will be basically the same world which would be boring

the open world in Horizon Zero Dawn was fantastic and very interesting too

Assassins's creeds suffer from the good old "lots of stuff on map but nothing fun to do"

yeah, a lot of the challenges aren't particularly fun
Syndicate got rid of most of them and replaced them with interesting treasure hunts and territory defense
and train robberies and stuff

Speaking of open world stuff
>do all conquest missions in san andreas
>do next story mission
>you get betrayed, tossed out of town and all that shit you had built up
>GONE
>can't go back into that city without getting shit thrown at you for several missions
>need to do complete crap missions with some annoying cunt
that was just an open fuck you

that is how you make people hate your villains

>>396858
how was HZD anyway

All I know about it is look neat as fug and that some people complained about some "diversity"

>>396863
actually incredibly good

>>396864
there's a bit of an issue with cultural appropriation but for the most part the game is really good with an amazing setting and beautiful visuals and really fun gameplay

You know what game could have used some diversity?
BotW

>>396865
In what way?

>>396867
Some of the native-inspired tribes are unique and not appropriating any existing tribes, but one of them is basically a parody of an existing tribe and super dumbed down to the point where they think machines are alive and have souls and stuff, which every other tribe and group of people knows otherwise

But you know what was a good diverse game that didn't bother you at all
mass effect trilogy
only character in the main cast I ever had problem about was that mexican wrestler
cause where the fuck did he come from and why was he so annoyingly whiny
atleast you got to kick his ass in several "conversations"

>>396868
If they have no knowledge of how machines
>every other tribe and group of people knows otherwise
how

>>396868
Heh, seems like a well intended tribute but just why?
Also why even base them on existing ones
why not get creative and invent complete new tribal cultures

they all have knowledge of machines
every tribe has legends about how the machines came to be, and every tribe hunts the machines and is aware they're machines
most of the legends are that humans built the machines and then the machines revolted or some believe that a god punished the humans for building the machines, etc
but all of the tribes are aware that humans once built the machines

>>396871
exactly, and they did, except for this one tribe that makes natives look super dumb

but even so the setting and tribes and lore are all very unique and in extremely beautiful, unique areas

>>396872
and why even use native americans just?
Why not go around looking at the other tribes of early human history
nordics, russian, european, asian etc etc
fuck why not base all on mongols?

it takes place in north america

>>396874
post apocalypse
wjhy would old native tribal beliefs ressurrect is beyond me

one of the tribes is actually kind of roman-ish though

>>396875
not necessarily resurrect but it's more like new ones
the tribes themselves, it's mostly their aesthetics that are reminiscent of native american tribes
their lore and legends are all generally unique or unrecognizable from what inspired them

>>396873
why base them all on mongols

Also if you like go and base stuff on post apocalypse tribes why not really go creative
There was that amusing book that was parody of archeologists, that had some future archeologist dig up an old gas station and add to our mundane things most ridiculous meanings
like toilet being an altar of some sort

like why not go like that but in some bit more serious meaning?
Wheel of Time had fun with some legends like the giants Murc and Mosk who waged war with lightning spears

that would be an amusing thing to actually build up as a world
though it would have to be bit toungue-in-cheek type game

there was a bit of stuff like that
mundane objects being misattributed to being significant things
there was a lot of stuff like that actually
finding random household objects

Yeah, but I also mean like taking some cultural aspects of local regions, famous people etc
and fashioning them into recognisable, but needing a bit of thinking to actually notice myths and stories
It would be easier to do it in europe or suchw here small area has a lot of history for some people, but youc ould even do it in say just new york

i actually never finished horizon zero dawn
i really need to but i got a switch and then i had to obsess over that
i want to finsih xenoblade 2 but monster hunter worlds comes out soon
hopefully i can do it by then

Automato is pretty neat

yeah tomato has a pretty nice world

open worlds that aren't just a city can be really good

vegetation taking over the ruins of mankind really gets me going

dragon dogma was fun too in terms of just exploration

i think one of the big things is that city settings are the easiest to fill up so they're the ones that get used most of the time

which is why you need to do GTA:Finland next

I have tons and tons of games I need to finish.

>>396888
more cities that aren't chicago/NYC/tokyo might manage to be interested
interesting

some small cities that have just a few skyscrapers might be interesting as long as there are small towns too

I want to finish this game but it keeps crashing

overwatch looks pretty fun

Have you not played it?

I've never played it!
I don't have a computer that can play it well, so I've never tried.
Maybe my newer laptop can

>>396893
have you

>>396895
Yeah, I have.
It's okay.

Supernatural has 273 episodes, holy shit

I didn't realize it's been getting another season every year since 2005.
That's pretty nuts.

So if what you say about merging is right, if I make a 5* Corrin (M) and merge it with my 4* Corrin, would I get both Yato and a +?

yeah

Feels like a shame to feed a 5 to a 4 though.

i had like 6 4* corrins

>>396901
it's just a male corrin

>decided to dl mw1 cause don't have dvd/cd drive attached to my computer
>default installation language "russian"
It really would have been amusing to slap it in russian

>suptix soon in granblue
>except they have it to where i cant ticket the new earth erune i want
why this

not much of a surprise anymore huh

I'm shocked.

about what

you

I'm shocked!

ok

super shocked!

super ok!

wow what's super ok like?

i dunno

You said it, you should know.

ANIME

anime >>396919 →

I'm still pretty full from eating three hours ago.
And it wasn't even that much food.

Hmm I am getting bit fed up of comodo
maybe I should actually buy a good virus/firewall program

>>>/@Stickpit_/952981448839106560

Warning: Very White

>>>/watch?v=rDTGam_s41k

>>396937
his skin is clearly blue

Do ya think he wears one of those bodysuits to hide just how white he is?

weird to do that unless you are someone who is ashamed of being white

i ate a whole pizza
is this my life now

Didn't you do that last night too?

maybe

Pizza's pretty good though.
Can't knock enjoying it.

I haven't made a proper meal in a while

Check out my twitch

im viewing art in the making

nevermind, server crashed

Oh, just in time for me to find the link.

Aren't we due for downtime soon?

We went through it about an hour back.

Ah, guess my maths was off

Tadaimasu

I’m spectating a chill and kill server

Is that like Netflix and chill but for sociopaths?

That gives me a good idea for a new streaming service.

>>397043
Seems fun

Sam, you read the Spectre and Meltdown papers or no?
I read a bit of them, it's pretty interesting.

BANG

Herro bang
I went by a panera like fourty minutes ago. I saw people inside doing stuff and thought of you.

>>397046
good stuff

i have a vague understanding

I'm doing some review on computer engineering/super low level programming right now to better understand it.
I have both Hennessy and Patterson books.

Although I think their books might not cover speculative execution because they've known it was a bad idea.

Iirc RISC V is not susceptible to either of the vulnerabilities.

Man
Light is really cool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thin-film_interference

Also structural ccoloration in general is pretty awesome.

Going to bed
Yasumi

>scared. scared. run. run.
>2B let's kill it :DDD
Who's the real monster here huh?

me

>>397058
Die monster
You don't belong in this world

No, you don't belong in this world
the world belongs to us monsters
you stole it from us

Come take it, if you can

/moe/ I'm scared
someone who has killed before, now has reason to want to kill me, and knows where I live
i don't have any proof to show the cops and I'm scared

what the fuck

can you get them to investigate this guy

he would then know that I called the police on him and then would have even more reason

surely they will provide some kind of protection in that circumstance
or maybe not i don't know but

this guy can't just get away with that

>>397063
>>397065
>he would then know
Are you sure? I don't think the police just give away an investigation like that. At least you could inquire into protection. Do you mind talking about how you know they've killed before and why you can't prove it?

Is it possible to move? Do you have anything like a dog or a gun?
Do you mind explaining his motive?

I'd contact a lawyer about the possibility of contacting the police as a witness or informant and applying for a protection program. If you're worried about him finding out about an investigation then talk with a lawyer who's knowledgeable of how those sorts of things work out and proceed

the pudding is in the proof

be safe anon

>>397063
this wouldnt be connected to the maid outfit thing would it

actually nevermind, it would be good to not be living where you currently do, if possible

get someone to stay with you until the danger has passed

They really changed a lot in the netflix adaption, huh
It's an entirely different story, but still the same sort of

Even the ending changed, but remained the same

Somethign started to bother me about Modern Warfare1
with the majority of the foes being some russian neonazi group that is fighting a civil war against the government
why does everyone have ak47
if actual military forces are involved, you'd think there'd be the more later models instead

I mean the Russian military still uses 47s, I think
Though mostly 74s

no they don't

Don't they?
Could have sworn I read that somewhere

they have them around and use them in training
but for the actual armies they use the modern edition

Have they started using 12s, yet?

Yes
and they had replaced all 47s with akms and ak74s ages ago
I bet they have 47 lying around for shits an giggles but
this game should have atleast had 74s and other models instead of 47s

or ak103s

sometimes btw weird to use an ak in a video game
gives you nostalgia from the army
>>397083
"Russian Ultranationals"
what do you make them except some form of nazies?

neonazis using 47s is funny though

>>397073
yeah

>>397082
I guess they COULD be tankies
But even tankies know that shit isn't happening by insurgency

are wa debiru
debiru
>>397088

also some of them use G3 but
that weapon is treated like a submacjhine gun instead of 7,62 firing quite good assault rifle
Makes me cry inside, is a damn good rifle
atleast they have G34 was it
but come on I wanted to use G3 but noo it is complete crap

DEBIRU MAAAAAN

Also
>ultranationalists
>fighting their own government
This is funny to me

>>397089
If they can't win politically, take arms and march against them
guess it just didn't go as well as they expected

also think about it
russia has damn big army, not all of them would follow some random lunatic
any coup attempt by any fringe organisation would have the army splinter

Still funny though

They have these
but not proper ak74s

In a lot of ways I prefer the netflix adaption of devilman, though
All the characters were a lot better in my opinion

PYLOONS

you need additional ones

considering I just blew up one
yeah

laz is going hard today
running around all crazy

okay
This game actually spawns granades next to you
or somehow someone threw a grenade through a wall

>>>/@TrumpStudents/953017762233843713

excited cat

>>397100
When MLK said "all of God's children", he meant white Americans #MAGA

>>>/@munchies/821032031262011392

and then begins the final rush hour

>This is really bad news for a generation which prides itself on independence.
>independence
I think the main complaint is we don't have that

Also the survey doesn't take into account that if you are living paycheck to paycheck, "spending more money on coffee than retirement savings" can literally mean you have 3 cups of coffee in a day
And 80% of Americans do live paycheck to paycheck

New chapter of Nagatoro out, too

>>>/@cutasterfee/953254302033809408

>>397103
At least I'm not.
67 coffees baby

*cent

you really like our chinos huh

has twitter changed the way it sorts your likes?

Not that I'm aware

last time I checked it showed thing in the order they were posted
now that I look it's showing them in the order that I liked them

I thought it always did the latter

maybe
I could be remembering things wrong

>>397115
same

>>397111
I get one every day

Gotta love that cod spawn
You can clearly see an area has NO ONE THERE
and then you rush there
and bam 2-4 new enemies behind cover that weren't there
come on juststop
I cansee you spawning them

which calla dooty are ya playin

4
was fucking annoying getting that final airplane hostage rescue, when enemies just pop up randomly in places you had cleared

>>397119
it's 2 here right now

also fuck flash bangs are unreliable
you can throw one at someone's face and they might just go "Meh"

But that was fun
the single player mission is solid and tense
and short enough to do in one sitting

>>>/@thehill/953258813423063040

joke: red pills
broke: pink pills
woke: red and pink starbursts

What are starbursts anyway, are they like those candy hearts?

Fruit chews.
From the name you might confuse them with gumdrops but t they're a bit different. Bit tougher, less sugar-sweet.

Oh, they're those things
Like those Fox things

they're fruity bites of chewy taffy
made with artificial flavors
the pink and red ones are strawberry and cherry, top tier choices

jolly rancher chews are better in my opinion

>>>/@nytimes/953288312504180736
this headline

is that supposed to be ironic or something?

who even knows anymore

https://brownricecookies.wordpress.com/2018/01/13/pop-team-epic-episode-2-fortunes

>>397135
>And if that ain’t enough the Kirara Guild’s fleet’s just gotta show up and start blasting their guns at me.

tfw couldnt ticket this qt so you had to settle for a lolibaba

Truly I am Ohio.

>>397138
hey water you up to today

Have an appointment, need to ssend some emails.
Also the landlord is replacing the broken dryer today.

Wow the himble staff pick bundle is almost entirely trash.
Of course except for the game in the maximum price tier.
As expected of ign.

Uggh
I really don't feel like paying more than $10 for this.
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/shenzhen-io

New Madoromi

what happened to the old macaroni

We just don't know.

>>>/@HatchingPlans/946576658416332800

Today has been utterly fucking exhausting.
I don't get paid enough to be up at seven in the morning start times and deal with this shit.
At least there's only two hours left.

gweenfee

Fuck
I was gonna do one of these with this card
>>>/@BeefHusband/951276388316692481

>>397148
I feel like that wouldn't taste all that good

>>>/@Goatllama/942543677502652416?s=17

I have this card.
>>>/@BENZORD/936707793536585729

hello yes this is ton
the snow is getting dangerous

people on my team gave me food
the spanish place close by gives too much
i was blessed with fried chicken and plantains

>>397155
thats awesome

i spent $2 on food today
i am the thrift

>squid finally unbanned from granblue

that cheating bitch

thieving neko

>>>/watch?v=ZpPGE8NllUI

Blue
My train is late.

>>397163
Is this Blues fault

It could be.
Well not really.
But he does work for the mta, which is one letter different from the cta which is responsible for my train being late.

Goddamnit Blue

Oh hey its here.
Also it's the train with the full ceiling and walls alien covenant ad.

Every time my bus is late I'm blaming Blue. Buses are similar to trains.

Busses are the trains of the road.
Well actually trolleys are.

>>397169
No that's trams
Trolleys yeah

Buses are the trolleys of the open road.

Have you ridden the Wellington cable car?

>paving roads
pay me extra

>>397172
As a matter of fact I have and it's pretty nice.
It's like 20 minutes walking from my house.

>>397173
Buses use roads and your employer uses buses.
Wait, are you actually paving?

Blue, is this true?

im not very attentive
maybe?
cant think of the last time ive seen one but
who knows what people keep on those near permanent scaffoldings

Heyo.

sup

Herro

>>>/watch?v=oYkIPAptUos

>>397181
hello did you have a good day

Well, it was productive.
And I was lucky in that something I missed and was going to be a problem ended up not being a problem because of a lucky coincidence.
So I guess I had a pretty good day.

oh hi rika

oh

finally i've crawled out of bed
what a comfy time

Tadaimasu

It's so cold.
And there's another giant blizzard all over the country.

yes but is this blizzard going to force me to get out of bed?
highly unlikely

homemade chili is the best kind

>>397190
You're in Texas so it's probably still like blowing those little razor bushes across your yard.

Huh
Apparently IBM owns weather.com

me in the middle with the tacky clothing and delicious food

>about to wash work vest
>"Maximum 5 washes
>have to ration out how often I clean this

how the heck fo you limit washes

probably have to wash it at work

>>397192
tumbleweeds?
i saw one of those once but not in texas

hey diego play siege

>>>/@hilare_belloc/953351694682869760

>>397198
Texas is full of them, you can't fool me.

maybe in west texas
the part of texas i live in is very temperate

>>397200
what the fuck I can't even read this shit
why isn't it just a piechart

>>397203
been trying to figure it out and it's exhausting

I understand it, though!
The 0.01% are the wealthiest. In bitcoins.

that's not what im having trouble understanding

I'M HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING HOW I'M SO AMAZING

it's because you're associated with me

My mouse is being screwey.
Maybe it's time fora new one.

logitech makes good mice

I think I manged to fix the problem.

what about your keyboard though?

What about my keyboard? My keyboard is fine.

>>397213
Oh it must have just been you then

Her fingers were frozen to the keyboard
>>397217
very good chance it's blewd

that better not be a cropped lewd image.

wait, isn't that my cropped ... no wait it most definitely is not

I can tell you what's happening in that image
but it's definitely not mine
nope

It's pretty lewd

>>397221
Why are her eyes glowing?

>>397222
How should I know?

>mine is worse
as expected
I should go back to coughing

>>397217
no i think i got the image in that state

so i guess it could be
but i don't know

It kinda looks like cropped porn.

You could probably easily find the original image and find out, if you really cared.

I don't want it, I want to make sure Bang doesn't have it!

There are at least three people on /moe/ that are highly likely to have Shigure porn saved and I think Bang isn't one of them.

I mean, it's not unlikely, but the likelihood of Bang is lower than the others.

Who are the three?

Not bang?
Seriously?

>>397233
ToN, Blue, and Dash
I think they're the most likely to have more than one lewd image of Shigure saved on their computers.
Well, hentai, that is.
If we're just talking lewd, then of course we know Bang has those.

oh ok

it isn't really porn if i wouldn't jeff off to it
and i don't have any pictures of shigure that i'd jeff of to
i do have images of shigure that are too suggestive for /moe/, but considering this is a christian manga website that doesn't mean much

jeff off

>>397236
I'm not wrong.

>>397238
you can thank whoakun for that

it doesn't really look like shigure either
it looks like some other boats a bit more than it looks like shigure

It is shiggy digs though

>>397239
I suppose so

rika's gonna get mad

now now

Yeah even I have tact to avoid posting WEIRD SHIGS

this one is so light though
it's barely spoilerable

barely spoilerable and it ggot deleted
wow

Dressing her in ugly clothes is even worse than lewding her.

the only reason i even save bad shigures is to trigger you
or when i'm drunk

Well you shouldn't complain then when you achieve the expected result.

here have a good shigure

>In 2015, a black software developer embarrassed Google by tweeting that the company’s Photos service had labeled photos of him with a black friend as “gorillas.” Google declared itself “appalled and genuinely sorry.” An engineer who became the public face of the clean-up operation said the label gorilla would no longer be applied to groups of images, and that Google was “working on longer-term fixes.”
>More than two years later, one of those fixes is erasing gorillas, and some other primates, from the service’s lexicon. The awkward workaround illustrates the difficulties Google and other tech companies face in advancing image-recognition technology, which the companies hope to use in self-driving cars, personal assistants, and other products.
l m a o

someone in my cohort's birthday is today and she invited people out for drinks but nobody showed up and for some reason that makes me laugh like a madman

That sucks for her though! I bet she's having a bad birthday.

I guess she technically has her boyfriend with her so it's probably not that bad.
But it's still really funny to me.

>>397255
Iirc they did some other stuff too. That ended up jjust making reverse image search shitty.

>>397261
It still feels pretty bad when you invite everyone and no one shows up!

>>397263
Seeing it happen to a normie feels good, though, doesn't it?

>>397262
I think I remember something like that, too.

>>397264
Google reverse image search used to be really good for finding the source of manga pages.

see this is the issue with normies vs us culture

I'd find it funny if it happened to a non-normie, too.
It's just funny in a different way when it happens to a normie.

>>397259
I want to go to her party
On my 16th birthday party only one person showed up

I had everyone but one show up to my thing in 2016.
And then one person was really late and also ruined it for like five hours.

>>397265
i miss that

>>397265
Yandex can be alright
I think

>>397271
Sometimes yeah, but old google reverse image search got what i was looking for over half the time.

>>397268

Damn done button.

>>397268
The place she's drinking is within walking distance to my house, too.

I have like 12% or so success rate with yandex.

>>397274
Wow I'd tell you to visit but you don't drink

That's a pretty narrowed down percentage

Yeah
Although it's still better than nothing.

>>397276
You could go to the party and crash at kirara's place

>>397276
Yeah.
Tomorrow, she (and some other people) are going to come to my house for the first time tomorrow.
tomorrow twice

Anyway, she's going to realize that I was within walking distance from where her party was and I didn't go.

>>397279
Kirara are you gonna pay for my flight?

Concorde isn't in service anymore.

Yeah sure

>>397281
Why would I?

>>>/@MacqDictionary/952616415953121285
hidoi

>>397284
Because you're a nice guy!

>>397285
Not a word
It's a phrase

>>397286
"You're a nice guy!" Maria said to the man laughing at someone without anyone going to her party.

>>397264
Is she the kinda normie that deserves that kinda fate?

>>397288
You're really more of a "nice guy" I guess

We're laughing with her

>>397290
I'm a total asshole!

>>397289
I don't know, she's not that bad for a normie, but she's still a normie.

Also
Apparently Ellen has a gameshow now.

Five years from now

what a good dadp

>>397292
Those are the kind of normies you just feel kinda bad for.

why would you feel bad for someone suffering if they have a social life
it makes them a worse person, you know

I'm sure she'll be fine

>>397297
I dunno.
I'd find it kind of funny no matter who it is.
It's just special kind of funny when it happens to a normie.

i recently had a birthday and it was like any other day but slightly worse

>>397300
I like loser moe.

>>397303\
Then you should be glad it's happening.
If it didn't happen, there wouldn't be any loser moe.
So there's no need to feel bad for them. Their suffering has a purpose.

>>397302
Birthdays are stupid.

>>397303
so just regular moes then

>>397304
It's normal to feel bad for the loser though.

We watched a video in class today and there was /// and someone got hit by a car in it.
I wasn't expecting it so it really messed me up but I managed to look like I was okay.
It's hard to avoid letting people see that your heart rate is like 160

>>397306
It's fine!

what a good and pure soul this is

i can't help but feel paranoid that the resources i've created are actually worse than the original resources my client had
i'm gonna end up redoing it six times before thursday i bet

i want to watch anime soon

what do i need to catch up on for tonight

I dunno, what's the list for tonight?

that is a list, but are we actually caught up with everything?
is there anything from monday or sunday we haven't got to yet

rika doesn't seem to know so you'll probably have to wait a few hours for tilde or ika to arrive to get an answer

i could also just scroll through the anime threads to figure it out but that sounds like cancer

yeah i wouldn't consider that an option tbh

The list has to be build.
built too

I guess I can put it together in a minute.

>>397326
if they don't hav e a number, they're ep1?

>no subs for shinkalion episode 2
it's gonna be one of those shows

overlord ep 2
sora yori 3
beatless
black clover 15
takunomi

that's probably what we're watching tonight

that admin guy at the clinic watches black clover
he was complaining about the MC's voice and all the screaming

Isn't that anime just A Certain Magical IIndex?
Or was it just Naruto?
Now I can't remember

it neither

Oh, neat
I'm gonna go read a summary of it and compare it to something else I've seen then

>>397327
The protagonist is like always screaming that's true.
It's a good show though.

>The story centers around a young boy named Asta, seemingly born without any magic power, something that is unknown in the world he lives in. With his ambition, newfound abilities, and friends, he aims to be the Wizard king.

Ah, my bad.
It's basically A Spell for Chameleon (which Index is basically) and Naruto.

it must be hard get stuck on common traits of stories

>>397331
I think it's okay

Right?
I'll probably read it anyways though
Also I mainly do it because it really bothers some people I know, so I do it out of habit

>Asta summons his own grimoire, which contains the rare and mysterious Anti-Magic (enabling him to cancel out all magical effects)
Okay, so I was righy.
*right

>>397228
oh wow we scrolled down like two hours into the future
nevermind

>>397338
blue was part of that conversation earlier rika

>>397336
One comment about cropped porn all day, and blue manages to find it.

>>397335
There's a big difference between it and index, though.
Index is SHIT

>>397337
Oh, was he?

there is actually 1 (one) good index book

>>397339
I was mainly talking about the character ability aspect
Also I had index in parentheses
Because Spell for Chameleon is a better comparison

>>397340
There was one good index character too, but she's dead now.

>>397342
there are three good index characters
the one you're referring to got replaced with a copy anyway

>>397339
Also
You're waifu is shit

Reminder
Straight from the Black Clover article

defo

>>397343
A loli replacement with a different outfit and a different personality.
She's woefully insufficient!

>>397339
Did I not have enough presence?

I just don't have much of a memory.

oh i guess blue had the full image and it was indeed a crop?

Are you surprised?

it doesn't really look like porn though
you can't see anything but tanlines and slightly more boob
but not nipah

That's because it's the penultimate page before finding out what truly happened.
>>397354
It's not a crop

>>397352
That's because it's also a cropped image.

someone bordered a cropped image?

fine i'll just search for it

or you can just trust koi

>best result for this image: cartoon
>first link is cartoon network

every time it makes me laugh

oh it was the panel
so it is a crop

it has that whole JPG format so I just assumed it was taken with the snapshot tool

oh i see now

this is pretty lewd actually
but the image itself doesn't qualify as porn

hand over the sauce and nobody gets hurt

>>397347
it's basically the same personality

>>>/@_watsu/953423893167067137

I had one of the most amazing sleeps I can remember having.
Like two solid blocks of three hours back to back.
I feel so refreshed.

>>397364
here this is the beginning, and the only safe image

>>>/@mangorijima/953309970971484162

Six pixels

>>397369
What a bitch dad
Just tell your son that you need a break and to fuck off
>being manipulated by a literal child

>>397368
truly my greatest ally

>>397372
>not loving your trash son so much that you would grind 9999 coins for him
Yall don't know what being a father is about

>>>/@LevineJonathan/953310521775788032
>>>/@senorrinhatch/953319729564876800

>>397374
>not loving your trash son enough to teach him how to grind 9999 coins himself
I ain't gonna be around forever you know

>>397379
He can't live off of just those 9999 coins forever

if you love your son you'll buy him a gun and self-defense classes instead of a switch

>>397377
>not generating wealth for your children to leave them something nice

>>397379
hello yes you've summoned me

you were already here

>>397380
hi, my large adult son

>>397381
In body but now in spirit

ton confirmed for Geoffrey?

Just being here doesn't mean you're here.

Case in point

look at all these pretty boats

If only ToN were here....

I'm the herest.

>>>/@EnvDefenseFund/953324807134773249
>call it permafrost
>it's not permanent

>>397390
more like the queerest

I can try to genki myself if you need.

>>397390
Well, you probably are the most "her" of those of us available.

>>397392
damn...

>>>/@newscientist/953444550428823552
this tweet is going to kill me

okay
I went to bed hours ago.
What you're seeing right now is an afterimage.
Clearly so, since I was able to turn back time two hours.
You're all about to rubberband back into the future.
I hope it doesn't hurt as much as it did last time when I was in the

>>397394
I'm the here-est.

you're neither here nor there actually

I'm both here and there.

didn't you just have a conversation with someone and not realise they were there

you don't even know where there is

>>397402
It's here to me. It's there to you.

>>397403
But you're never there.

>>397404
I'm there right now.

>>397401
That was hours ago.

remember this show?

>>397405
You're not there for me.

>>397407
I'm not here for you. I'm there for you.

>>397406
Yeah, it was a really good show. The (un)lucky theme is a good one. I am an (un)lucky person.

>>397405
it still happened~

I sure hope they don't decide to call me into work tomorrow.

>>397408
I need you to be here for me, but you're not there!

>>397410
quote from man called into work

>>397411
I can't be here for you unless you give me your address.

>>397410
Be like the guy in office space.

>>397412
You wouldn't be there for me even if I did!
You don't want to be here!

>>397413
I'm there for you at this very moment!

this is some advanced shitpost fuckery

>>397414
I can't feel you there.

i wonder how many people

at least four i think

>>397416
That's because you can feel there but you can't feel here.

>>397419
How can you be here for me if I can't even feel you there?

>>397417
probably not that many

>>397420
If you were here you'd be able to feel here.

that sounds lewd

>>397422
I don't want to feel here, I need to feel there.

>>397421
four sounds like a good number

>>397423
is that shadow or bone?

>>397424
You're stuck feeling there unless you either come here or develop ESP.

>>397427
If I go there, I'll stop being here! That defeats the purpose.

>>397428
Just find us a third party observer so you can be here and there at the same time!

According to ancient Jewish tradition, I can designate you as my representative and then I'll legally be considered there.

What's the point of being here if you can't hear or see anything from there?

Legally, I'd be able to.

yeah but practically you'd still just be there.

I'd be here and there.

Only technically!

what's wrong with that?

now and then, here and there, was a good anime

>>>/@burgerkrang/953430272808292352
oh my goodness

>>397437
fuckin no it wasn't it was hot garbage

>>397439
was it

>>397438
what was it about

>>397440
the overarching story was ok enough but the storytelling was so fucking stiff

tbh although I liked the anime I didn't like the ending because it seemed too convenient

nothing felt organic it all felt so forced
it did a bad job of telling the story it wanted to tell

>>397436
Well, nothing, I guess, if you're okay with settling for that.

>tatsuta kai2
ok

ok

who?

exactly
who asked for this

Oh, I was expecting you to have been a fan.

help

>>397451
with what

im stuck

stuck with what

stuck in the middle with you

oh no

anime
(soon)

anime
>>397458 →

whatever happened to shady drug dealers
here I am in a posh dispensary with employees with health care

everywhere you go

>>397482
Who needs shady-ness when you can have LEGITIMATE ENTERPRISE.

bang if you're here it's overlord time.

Won EDH with my new deck.

That feelio when everyone is in the anime thread

you don't know that

stick dick into CHISELED SPAM

I would be surprise
>>397584
No thank you

>>397584
Kekkou desu.

>>397584
chisels and dicks does not sound good

chiseled spam is what you become if you fall off your motorized skateboard at 80 mph

I don't think I'm going anywhere near a motorized skateboard anytime soon so I'm probably good.

I know a guy who rides a one wheeled motorized skateboard.
It goes like 4 miles.

There's this car accident attorney with really funny commercials.
It shows people in crutches saying "I was hit by a truck, what the fuck" with the fuck bleeped out.

don't you
spaghet about me
don't don't don't

log on to moe and the top 3 threads are anime
wtf

We love anime around here.
It looks liks someone bumped old threads though.

Yeah I see what happened now.

well /moe/
now what do i do

Go for a jog.

at 1am in this weather
madman

Dude I don't live in Texas I don't know your weather.

m a d m a n

Dolores O'Riordan died.

>>>/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

I can't say no.
You won't let this go.
Friend, I'm losing sleep

Fear is the only darkness.

Fear is the mindkiller.

Tadaimasu

Ssssh
Maria is sleeping

No I'm not wtf it's only 10pm dude

"A corpse... should be left well alone."

Going to bed
Oyasumi

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