Thread #375809

A rare Notso thread.

>>375810 →
Magic isn't real!

First
Fuck

>>375813
Not just rare, but legendary.
Also, magic is real, just ask [REDACTED]

>>375814
You can still be a first fuck, tho.

>>375814
>>375813

All mages deserve death!

mages did nothing wrong

who the fuck is Not So Anonymous!xa1FThiSUY

Mages open portals in time and fuck everything up with blood magic.

Mages do everything wrong.

>>375820
He's Not So Anonymous!xa1FThiSUY

Non-mages fuck everything up, too. They just do it without magic.

Whats worse than time/space problems?!
Or using human bodies as batteries and spell casting material?!

>>375823
Bang-a-rang-o-rama-sama!

Males of /moe/:
Legs, back, butt, boobs, or feet?
One only.

Butt
I think they should be used in conjunction though

>>375828
Can you really separate legs and feet?
That's not fair...

Legs, probably.

>>375830
A leg is not a foot, im sorry.

>>375833
It's a package deal, tho.
I mean, really the whole thing is a package deal, but...
I'll be that guy and say feet

>>375835
Wow I never thought you'd be a foot guy

Okay Jan we're ready for mahou.

>>375836
Wow, really?

>>375839
yeah

Poor Yuu...unable to answer the question too.

>>375832
Youre on best choice.
Congrats!

>>375826
hi

>>375842
How goes it, man?

>>375841
She could, I just assume she's ignoring it.

>>375840
You should NOT be surprised.

>>375843
I said "men" tho.

>>375841
Naturally!

>>375841
I don't have to let a little thing like following directions stop me.
It's obviously all about boobs.

Wow, to think Rika could be so wrong.
Are you channeling Dvice?

I can dig a female that approves of boobs.

Dutch only likes big boobs though.

What kind do you like, Rika?

If you like anything like F+ you lost my respect.

Well, there certainly are lots of gross boobs out there.
Boobs of all sizes can look good though.

>>375851
Don't bark up the wrong tree, tho.
Or do, there might still be something in it.

>>375855
Not when they're disproportionate to the rest
But there certainly is a lot to breasts.

I think there are many sizes of boob that can't ever look good.

Well, I mean like normal ones.
There comes a point when they're so out of porportion to the person that they can't look good.
But any body part would look weird way out of porportion.

>>375857
>implying Rikas into butchs
Nah, definitly maidens of sexiness.

>>375858
H.

I think it's all about the legs.
Breasts are so limited.

But legs? Infinite possibilities.

>>375860
Yeah, she does seem into the more moe type.

>>375859
So a range of like, A-DD?
Size is the least important part, though (outside of the aforementioned disproportionate issue)

>>375854
Low test

>>375862
I said maidens!
Sailor Neptune-likes.

what about nipples that are disproportionate to the boob

>>375862
Just saying like A-DD isn't very descriptive.
There are A sized cups that are almost the same as D sized cups.

>>375851
y-you want to dig rika?

>>375866
YEAH... those are weird.

>>375868
Dig her a grave, maybe?

>>375867
Cup size is actually kind of a shitty measurement considering how much people talk about it

>>375867
Oh no, I know breasts are just weird.

>>375862
They have to look cute.

>>375870
that's even worse an implication

>>375872
Probably because it's mostly guys that talk about breasts and most guys don't know anything about sizing.

>>375873
They're not weird!

>>375877
I mean, in a sense of measuring them they can be.

>>375874
Does their personality affect your perseption of them?

Breasts are actually really weird, but I don't think the measurement of them is particularly strange.
The measurement makes sense.

It's 4°F outside right now.

>>375868
If i was truely my old-old self...
Id proably try to tease her for fun.
...
Until the eventurally "youre creeping me out".
I wouldnt be true to my short hair if didnt do that.
...damn teasing girls being fun.

Rika can be really flirtatious with the girls.
Well, usually is.
She tries to make them all become her maids.

if i was my old self i'd have grey heair

Also I'm looking forward to people taking their damn Christmas decorations down.

>>375883
Butches dont become maids...we make maids.
Or duo pick on others.

>>375886
Bitches make great maids
*butches
Heh
Thanks autocorrect

>>375883
it's pretty much a right of passage

>>375886
That's a good point.

>>375888
Yeah.
Rika desperately wants to make the /moe/ girls her maids!

>>375884
Gray or silver? That is the question.

>>375883
She was relatively successful.
I'm sure she could build a nice harem if she wanted.

>>375887
Then just a tomboy, not a butch!

>>375886
thinking of rika as butch oddly seems fitting due to the swole stuff

>>375881
am i the only one seeing this nigga fantasizing about rika lol

>>375890
Who was she successful with?

>>375894
Am I misremembering?
Or was it an injoke?

>>375895
I dunno, who are you thinking of?

She wanted to turn Teacup into her maid, but I would have had to have died for that to happen, and Dash declines.
And Fish /// And she turned Fish into my maid.

>>375892
Explain.

>>375896
Lobster.

she wants to be the strongest and works out a lot
there's also the buff rika images but those are rarely posted

>>375896
so fish is a maid now?

>>375891
Tomboys are fine too

>>375898
I'm not sure if Lobster is Rika's maid.

>>375904
Seemed like it was close.

>>375899
Must have a need.

I'd be disappointed in my parenting skills if I had a daughter who didn't end up as a tomboy.

>>375905
I think that was closer to ai

>>375899
someone that wants to be the strongest will only end up as the MC's rival

>>375899
many months ago, rika convinced fish to get a maid outfit and harass me with it

>>375899
My headcanon is now Long-haired, four-pack having Rika.

>>375910
well how is it

>>375911
my head cannon is six-pack having rika
but the six pack is a pack of beer

i almost missed the typo of six pack as sex pack and was tempted to leave it in

>>375919
>doesn't really do any maid stuff
well that sorta beats the point then

>>375911
Only a four pack?

...since i started this...i feel like some sort of hex has been put on me.

>>375916
Yup. Just a four.

>>375912
It's okay!
I don't think it's my thing like they expected it to be.
And she doesn't really do any maid stuff even when she wears it.

>>375912
But she said she doesn't drink anymore.
No peer pressure.

*beer pressure

>>375918
You underestimate.

>>375922
At least it's not queer pressure.

>>375912
Deshou?
She'll wear it and then she'll like, dust off a single chair and say she cleaned the house.
It's like false advertising or something.

Heh

>>375923
what's wrong with queer pressure

>>375925
That is naievely cute.

>>375927
You should never pressure ones' sexuality.

everyone must become gay

>>375928
it's just lazy

>>375925
i'm sure that useless old chair needed dusting

>>375921
well id id say head cannon

>>375933
cleaning sucks

>>375929
No way fag

>>375925
It's not mess
It's a feature

sometimes fish will wear it and then when i complain she doesn't clean, she'll offer to hire someone to come clean the house

>>375929
>everyone must become gay
That's just what you Jews want isn't it?
That's your plan with this liberal media you all own, huh?
WELL I KNOW BETTER, AND I'VE GOT MY TINFOIL HAT ON RIGHT NOW

how about everyone must buy monster hunter world on ps4
do it

>>375935
He doesn't soeak for all of us
*speak

>>375936
I don't own a PS4.

>>375936
yeah i will

>>375936
Buy me a ps4 and ill consider it

>>375936
i don't have a ps4

>>375942
if you stay tidy you don't have to clean up in the first place!

>>375930
It does, but I have school and work all the time and she's a NEET so she should clean up a little at least

>>375937
Woah, you're Jewish too?

>>375940
hell no
>>375938
how about i buy you a ps4 though

>>375937
that's just what you'd like us to think eh

>>375944
Tempting, but I'll decline.

>>375943
/moe/ has had like four jews altogether

Maybe one day we'll have enough to hold a minyan.

>>375947
Speaking of Judaism, I got a fucking accordion for Christmas.
Now I just have to learn to play it.

>>375946
por que

>wanting to tease a girl
>and play monster hunter

Fucking thanks /moe/

/moe/ isn't a christian imageboard
it's a jewish imageboard
no wonder y'all niggas need jesus

>>375949
ah yes the time honored tradition of jews giving accordions on christmas

are you gonna play some sick shit on that accordion?
the accordion is a top tier instrument

>>375949
>gifting someone an instrument they don't know how to play
Why?

>>375956
vr?

>>375950
A several-hundred-dollar console is something a bit too much to sit on my conscious as a gift from friends.
Plus I kind of want to get it for PC.

>>375954
Because how the fuck else am I gonna learn to play it if I don't have one?

>>375953
If I can figure the damn thing out.
Chromatic accordion instead of a piano accordion.

sc is live
dash is live
so this is the power of christmas

>>375957
and notso

>>375957
>Dash is here
>can't remember who sc is
Christmas and New Years brings out the ones in hiding.
I'm not even drunk!

And me, Dio.

how can i be live when i'm already dead

>>375957
Not for loong!
My death will be by Rikas hand or blood magic.

>>375961
Very carefully

how does one get drunk

Drinking sufficient amounts of alcohol usually does it for me.

>>375966
Very carefully for me.

then i guess it's time for another glass

Wow, Dash is here too!
How have you been Dash?

Why dont you guys have more ladies?!

I'll be a year sober in five days.

Not so, what kind of music do you like?

>>375974
Congrats
A friend of mine hit one year a week and a half ago.

it's a christmas
a moe christmas

>>375973
They probably get scared off.

>>375975
We've talked about that several times, though.

>>375974
Here's to another year of being sober

i've been busy but alright
and mostly sleep deprived this whole month

>>375973
rika keeps taking them away as her maids

>>375973
I'm a one-gal kind of person!

>>375976
arigato
that's great

>>375979
I sure fuckin hope so
I feel like I'm going to give in all the time

>>375982
You can do it Kirara
You know you don't need it
There's better things out there
If you drink it'll upset Fish
Probably

i haven't had anything to drink in two months.

>>375981
it's goot
good
to see you back around!

I hope we get to see a lot more of you.

I haven't had anything with alcohol in it since highschool.

i haven't had any since friday
i've only been drinking on weekends or holidays for a while now
i went the first half of the year sober

>>375986
i guess i didn't really come around much this year at all
but i gues part of it has been that i don't feel that stressed when i'm away so i'ts been sort of a helth decision to rarely pop up recently

Well...
Long or short hair /moe/?

>>375989
depends on the person but in general medium or long
short can be very cute but it's harder to pull off

>>375989
That's a very broad question since there are many types of hair style
But generally I'd say long hair

>>375989
Depends
Short unless theres a good reason otherwise

>>375989
Long in general but I defer to the person.

>>375989
I like long straight hair or braided hair and short wavy hair.
especially short wavy crop on girls.

>>375988
Speaking of drinking on holidays will you be around for New Years you figure?

>>375989
Long... or short... depends on the style.

I don't know if I can drink anymore.
It doesn't mix well with the meds.

Long is always so popular.

>>375997
You should try not drinking
It can feel pretty good
Plus it comes with a smug sense of superiority

>>375989
i prefer to have long hair
as for other people i have no real preference

>>375997
Stop drinking then

>>375999
Yeah, but I used to have so much fun being drunk.
Or getting stoned, that was usually lots of fun too.
Now it just makes things fucking wonky.

People told me the cravings for alcohol would become less frequent towards the end of the first year but they just get stronger

I was taking one of my finals and had a moment of weakness where I decided I'd go home and get wasted.
Although I decided against it when I regained my strength.

>having fun while you're drunk
i thought it was just to kill your mind

>>376004
Well, it's good for a lot of things outside of that.
Like doing dumb shit you usually wouldn't and then finding out if you actually like it.

>>376006
Don't care.
Also, reminds me that people who tried but didn't habitually smoke marijuana tended to be better adjusted than those who habitually smoked and those who abstained from it.

>>376002
http://thehardtimes.net/news/straight-edge-jesus-turns-water-smug-sense-superiority/

>>376003
cravings aren't good

>>376009
well, i've always been bad at that

>>376005
the only thing good about it is how easy an cheap it is to get.

pretty much every other way to poison yourself for entertainment is more fun.

>>375988
Yeah, we haven't seen much of you at all.
You should keep in touch! Even if you don't come by here, you can stay in touch with me.

>>376005
In my case I abstain ffrom it because I'm already not well adjusted.

Harder question:
Man with long hair, yes or no?

>>376008
Well, yeah.
Alcohol is probably one of the shittier ways.

>>376011
Biased answer, but long hair.
Though again, it depends on the facial structure and style.
More on the facial structure in a dude's case.

>>376011
Depends on the man and what sort of aesthetic he's going for
If he's going for a sorta fememine look then yes
If he's muscular then it can sorta work with the conan look
How long are we talking. Like past the shoulders?
I think that if he's gonna have long hair, it'd look better to not have facial hair

>>375988
i was drinking 2-4 steel reserves a night after work for most of the year
i don't really remember a lot of what i did in 2017 honestly

>>376011
Both
Work in the front
Party in the back

>>376011
I think short hair.
People should do their hair however makes them happy, though.

>>376010
That's why I didn't try acid when I had the chance.
But I still did DPH. My priorities are wierd.

>>376018
Probably a good idea

>>376013
Down to the ass long.

Well not doing acid was good.

>>376020
I've been there.
It's hell to maintain.

>>376017
Issat a dig at me, boi?

>>376021
After seeing my friend piss all over his floor, yeah, I feel like I made the right decision.
Though maybe if I had taken some, he wouldn't have had so much that he did that. So...

>>376020
If they wanna look like a girl then yes
Although that seems very inconvenient actually
Imagine cleaning it all
Or going to the toilet

>>376011
no!

>>376007
Maybe you can work on that this year!

>>376011
usually no
sometimes it can work

>>376024
maybe
but considering how much of a loner i am i won't guarantee anything

>>376011
i don't think most men look good with long hair
especially not when they put in a man bun miguel you fucking dork
>>376017
what do you think about my hair

>>376022
Of course not.
You've seen the pics of me from high school.
I used to have long hair!

>>376011
I've had my hair long to my shoulders at least for over a decade now.
I can't even fathom it being anything different.

>>376024
Hard no?
Any reason?
I take it personally.

>>376028
Oh yeah, kinda forgot.

>>376026
>>376026
>>376026

your hair is p good
it suits you

>>376026
I agree with Kirara.
Wot's yer opinion on mine?

>>376022
Haha, you know that feel too.

>>376024
>vicous "no!"
Expected nothing less.

>>376029
You better brush it
Most of the guys i know with long hair take shit care of it

>>376029
wowme2
It was actually my first coping mechanism for anxiety.
What made you grow yours out?

>>376032
>>376031
shucks thanks fellas i grow it out because i'm lazy as fuck and don't want to have to cut my hair more than once every two years
>>376032
impressive length!
but your brush was really scary, it seems like it gets tangles a lot!

Being able to play with long hair is the best bit of it

>>376039
That's why we hide one and not the other

>>376041
I don't think mine ever got that long

it's weird how body hair is so gross and head hair is so good

>>376039
does that mean you shave yours off?

>>376038
Chewing on it is nice, too.

fuckin eatin your own hair

>>376036
It definitely does...
Though part of that is poor maintinence on my part.
Not brushing it in the morning and the like.
It's shorter now, though. Need to trim it again.

>>376042
>>376044
It's nice when you fidget a lot.
Better than chewing on my fingers.

>>376041
It's not though

Its been hard to word this next question...
Buuut...
Curtain match the drapes or hardwood floors?

>>376040
>2017
>he isn't as pure as when born

>>376043
I forget a lot
*fidget
Also your finger skin grows back fadter than your hair
Plus chewing your hair is really gross

>>376046
>2017
>men having body hair
i was asking if he shaved his legs gosh

>>376045
I understand the first bit but I'm not entirely sure what the second term means

>>376039
Again, that's a matter of body type.
Bigger dudes fare better with body hair.
And look fucking creepy when it's shaved.

>>376045
That's not the clearest, but how about a trim.
Shaving there seems like way too much effort and a lot of pain in the beginning.

>>376045
I don't have s preference.

>>376050
No way. The Rock looks great shaved and would look weird hairy.

>>376043
popping addy every now and then to study is better than smoking meth in a condemned house too

>>376045
I don't think so

>>376049
If you strip the carpet or whatever that's covering the floor, you get down to the hardwood.
Get it yet?

>>376040
Yeah.
I shave my legs and armpits.
I keep my chest hair very short as well.

Not only because I think it's more attractive, but also because body hair makes you smell if you live somewhere like Florida.

>>376047
I tend to chew at my fingers a lot.
Mostly nails. I actually have an issue with ripping into the nailbed on my toes.

>>376052
Not a fair compare.

>>376051
I meant fat dudes.
Like me.
And larger.

>>376030
I just don't like it!
A little shaggy is fine but not too long.

>>376025
Do your best!

>>376055
living in florida will make you smell regardless

>>376057
i'll try
how was your comercialmas

>>376049
Grassy lawn or smooth kitchen floor?

I have slacked a bit because it's winter and it's getting chilly in the basement.

>>376057
Would you be jealous if a guy had longer and more beautiful hair than you?

I keep my chest hair trimmed
It aggravates a skin condition if I don't

>>376059
Yeah, but it's more manageable without body hair.
I'd continue to shave mine if I moved.

Shaving my legs is also important for my running.

Hair is deeply important to /moe/...

Well, I usually shave it, ive just ben trimming it recently

>>376065
It's important to a lot of people.
It's hair!

>>376063
That sounds annoying.

>>376069
I did that exactly once.
I hated the experience.

I used to shave my arms and legs when I wwas like 15
It drove me crazy cause of OCD

i want to pay someone to zap me with lasers but it's also kind of scary

>>376054
Oh I see it now
Yeah keep the curtain

>>376070
It's also thousands of dollars.

>>376071
*keep the carpet

Do it yourself
Lasers are cheap

>>376072
money isn't the thing stopping me here
i'm saving quite a lot by not buying cigarettes and booze

Wait, wait are wwe talking about?

How about...
Lady muscles?

>>376078
Laser hair removal.

>>376079
Toned is fine, muscles are not.
I feel the same way about men generally.

>>376079
Depends how large and also the general frame
But a little bit of tone is nice

>>376079
Polarizing.

>>376080
Yes, but what hair?

>>376084
legs

Pfft
Yeah
Do it yourself

>>376079
no

Don't actually though
I just happen to have a lot of experience working with lasers so I could maybe do it without fucking up something terribly

>>376085
y-yeah just my legs

>>376089
It's okay, I want to do the rest, too.
Especially da booty

>>376079
Toned is good
Not like big ripped muscles
But toned is nice

Has anyone else had the urge to shave all the hair off their body?

i like toned but i also like soft
short hair is great but so is long hair
unless there's something seriously disconcerting, looks are whatever
>>376099
i mean i'm not going to argue that some people aren't just better looking than others
clearly they are
but it's hard for me to say i have a preference as long as something is done right

>>376093
Never.

>>376095
Shouldn't have included that else.

>>376093
Yeah, back when I had really bad ocd

>>376094
Truly, all women are queens

>>376057
images are dead

it was me
gomen

>>376099
Read as: "truely, all women are queers"
Oh no...

>>376094
Do you find personality a factor in perception of beauty?

>>376090
I heard that can chafe really bad if you get sweaty and don't use proper skin care!

>>376107
i find it a completely seperate factor

>>376105
How can men possibly compete?
Women would rather just take other women
They're too good

>>376110
I've found myself thinking someone is cute, then getting to know them and just wondering what the hell I was thinking later on...

>>376108
i shave it and run without any issues
it's probably fine

>>376102
oh that would explain shit

>>376117
i don't seem to have a problem either, but maybe it's because i got no booty

thanks rika

i think men are supposed to have hair down there
well-kept, but definitely there
shaved men are alien-looking to me

>>376126
yeah maybe you gotta have a big booty
badonkadonk as the kids say

a lot of hair down there isn't good
some is alright
guys going so far to shave their legs seems a bit strange to think about

i prefer them trimmed

>>376129
i don't know how many shaved men you have seen but maybe it is kind of an alien concept to your brain

>>376129
It looks better if there's not a lot of hair down there.
by better
I mean bigger.

>>376134
Both

there shouldn't be a lot of hair but it shouldn't be clean-shaven
clean-shaven is what i think looks weird
but everyone has there tastes

everything muat /// must be smooth

Why are we talking about manscaping

What have I done...
How did it come to this from >so whats best part of a lady?

>>376137
this
you guys will understand when you feel it too

>>376138
why not?

>>376139
Who is the most handsome man in Fire Emblem?

>>376143
>dat chiseled face

>>376141
it's hector duh

>>376141
Lucina

>>376141
alm

>>376140
def
guys can't understand the joy of being smooth until they are smooth

HEY
that's my screencap you copycat

>>376145
????
Everyone's smooth before their hair comes in.

>>376141
Lucius.

>>376145
does that mean you're a
smooth criminal now

>>376147
Better not be talkin bout my Marth, dawg

>>376150
I'm not sure if I'm being memed or not

>>376152
i didn't quote you

>>376141
Lukas or Jakob.
Or maybe Arvis. I know I just said I didn't like long hair on guys but he makes it work.

>>376154
Yes, hes a man.
No meme.

>>376155
>who are you quoting

>>376149
you likely don't remember what it's like

>>376151
you know it

also look at this snake

>>376159
Yes I do you fuck

>>376161
I'm looking at it

>>376161
not real

>>376156
Your taste in men in questionable!

>>376162
prove it

>>376165
you're not real
you're jsut my tulpa

>>376167
Burden is on you to prove that I don't

>>376168
i want to play that

>>376169
nah
you prove me wrong and i'll accept your reality as factual

>>376170
me too

Going bed
See you guys tomorrow
Well
Today

no tulpas on moe

>>376173
ok good night see you in 45 minutes

>>376173
Nai nai bai bai. Sleep well, dream well.

>>376173
how can tomorrow be real if today is just a simulation
night

>>376175
comedian brian

>>376176
Nice meme

Best looking Fire Emblem female is...?

>>376182
alm

camilla

how can i play fire emblem if i'm too busy replaying disgaea4

Oh god!
Tempest!

it's really hard to escape from tarkov

>>376189
good morning

Ok, that song marked the end of my night.
Good night every/moe/.

>>376180
thanks

fire emblem sucks play animal crossing instead

>animal crossing

>>376189
notso awake

Cronimal assing

>>376192
yeah that's what i said thanks it looks nicer with the green color
how did you do that

>>376195
you need a diamond dozen account

>>376198
that's not a creation that's a product of addition
>product of addition
wait what the fuck is that
that's a double multiplication

reese's cups with reese's pieces is probably the second most useless creation in the history of the universe after myself

>>376197
Yeah the fuck you on about.
Where's the sums gone.

can we go back to talking about hair i like that more than maths

if you split every hair on your head how many original hairs do you have

i like maths more than i like you though

Let's talk about our feelings.

>>376203
Lots since I've still got a healthy head of hair.

>>376199
helen here

>>376205
prolly a bad idea

>>376207
yeah wanda representing

>>376205
how about feeling this dick

What's everyone's favorite feeling?

>>376209
Mark domo

>>376199
how to sped lots of money

>>376211
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>376211
the feeling of shooting up cocaine

>>376211
General apathy.

Good job! Those are some nice feelings!
How do you feel when you're sad?

General apathy.

>>376182
There's too many good ones to pick!

>>376217
neutral

>>376219
what if i put a gun to your head and make you pick

>>376217
pretty bad i guess

>>376211
smug satisfaction combined with adrenaline

>>376220
probably also >>376214

You're so good at talking about your feelings!
Do you like being happy or mad more?

how about you talk about THIS
*unzips zipper*

why would i like being mad
>>376225
oh shit is that a zipper
let me see

>>376224
Probably happy.

That's wonderful! Would you rather be happy or a tree?

being a tree implies i would have all bark and no bite

Being a tree might be awfully nice.

will being a tree make me happy

my favorite feeling is being understood
also tickled
i felt at least one of those this week

How would it feel if your heart was like an artichoke?

>>376232
i was gonna say i feel you but i don't like being tickled

>>376211
relief

>>376233
Probably nothing since that would end with me dead.
Would probably hurt a lot before I succumbed to the change though.

>>376232
how did the tickle session go then

>>376233
dead

>>376233
i think i would feel like i might have eaten too many weird sticks and my body is changing again

>>376237
it was fun

SHINPAI NAIN DAZE OH MY FRIEND

>>>/watch?v=HpKTj-sdOJc

ok now what do we talk about

dicks
obviously dicks

>>376224
happy

what is your favorite dick

>>376233
I'd be dead so it'd be very happy

>>376246
sherlocke holmes

>>376246
a girl's
preferably uncircumcised

i saw someone having fun today and i almost threw up right there

>>376253
i feel that way all the time

>>376253
throw up on their fun

>>376254
maybe there is something bad in your stomach and you need to get it out

maybe if you had fun you wouldn't feel that way

We gotta get out of this place
if it's the last thing we ever do

>>376259
Why did Producer-san pull his glass away as she was trying to pour it?
Everything would have been fine if he didn't do that.

>>376258
how do i do that

>>376261
He didn't want alcohol.

that comic is me

>>376261
he knows she laced it with something because he saw her do it

>>376261
he didn't want to waste the alcohol and didn't want a drink right now

>>376262
if you are having not fun just do the opposite of what you're doing right now

imagine how upset he is now she didn't listen to him and his table is covered in wasted liquor

>>376267
disco

>>376267
he's probably more concerned about getting a piece of glass in his show than the booze

shoe not show

>>376266
i don't have anything right now except the existential crisis that follows a really good roll

then have fun with the hope that follows after a bad roll

>>376274
but i have a glass RIGHT NOW and it IS alcohol
what now bitch

>>376263
Maybe you shouldn't pull the glass away.
The glass is a metaphor by the way it's not alcohol.

>>376273
Obviously, a glass is not alcohol.

>>376272
i've never had a bad roll
just the day after sucks

OKAY IM WATCHING ANIMEGATARIS NOW
caps

its dumb
that show fucked up

It got really, really weird.

Was it not good in the end?

it will never end
it's like a bad shonen series that goes on way too long

i saw a webm that made me feel like i need to actually finish this show
i'm on ep 5 already i just missed it a few weeks in a row and then stopped

>>376279
I enjoyed getting stressed out with how absurd it was getting.
On a matter of actual quality it wasn't a particularly good show.
But it went so completely absurd that it was still a lot of fun to watch.

>>376280
Wrong [noun]gatari.

i already got spoiled a little so idk if I'll watch it

i do like fun

did moe not watch imouto tonight?

unless there is an anime called anime story this season and i am just retarded
i stopped paying attention to the monogatari series after nise

>>376282
oh okay

>>376290
wow

>>376284
that was last night

>>376284
It aired last night and has already been watched.

oh i lost track of last night because of the partying
well if it's been watched i can talk about it then
the last episode was kind of disappointing

>>376274
You know what I meant.

>>376289
I don't this time, actually.

>>376285
Apparently "gatari" can also mean dialogue or talking.
Animegataris was supposed to be "talking about anime" according to the show.
They kind of fulfilled that.

>>376291
well that would explain why the other is a power point presentation then

>>376288
nothing really got resolved it was just a minor amount of character development so late in the game it didn't matter and then a regular episode shortened down with the time remaining
the show as a whole was fun and memorable i think

this is a gif of life
we're all the cabbage

So Life's the guy with the hammer?

that and the blender

>>376293
the second to last episode was so good
the last episode made me feel like they really want to make a s2

I want them to too.
But they probably won't get it greenlit.

>>376290
It's a metaphor for life!
The cup of opportunity!

nayu bes anyway

>>376300
Hell yeah motherfucker

>>376299
ther goes my joke

>>376303
yes

>>376302
Have you quit Kancolle?

>>376299
But I always grab opportunities.

I say it's me because it's a metaphor for my mental health problems.

but only idiots give opportunites
and idiots are boobs

>>376302
who is this qt

>>376304
well i don't want to be kaede right now

>>376309
i didn't do any of the past two
i was considering both but opted against it
all i have done recently was the fishing thing while spam lsc to max hayashimo's luck

pico

>>376304
What if you pull the cup away at the last minute?

>>376302
I quit after the last event.
I guess you didn't do that one, huh?

>>376309
That's what I do!

>>376310
Yeah, it's like a metaphor.

maybe art can be interpreted in many different ways

>>376311
are you okay

maybe it's maybelline

what would whoakun say if he were here now

"Nozomi is my waifu"

he would post a picture of nozomi and say the above phrase

>>376313
I'm fine, why?

>>376319
If you say so!

i don't think either of you are okay

>>376319
why is tohru so cute

i'm not okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

i'll have one more glass for the occasion

wow this girl is just like a real sleazy anime producer

>>376324
my favorite MCR song

it's amost like every mid 2000s generic emo song is a meme song

The ones that made it big, at least.

man can never be okay

>>376320
I'm fine, so don't worry!

this is apprently my last ever kancolle cap
>kirara will never crafter her

THE TRUTH
IS YOU COULD SLIT MY THROAT
AND WITH MY ONE LAST GASPING BREATH I'D
APOLOGIZE FOR BLEEDING ON YOUR SHIRT

>>376307
I did the last event but I think it was my last one.
It was a good one to stop on since it was the Nishimura event.

>>376330
I'll try not to worry so much, then.

>>376333
that event map you posted looked like a bad joke it was so ridiculous

>>376333
that was like the only reason i considered doing it but the shit is too tedious and too much of a clusterfuck to want to bother
i'm a simple person and like things simple

>>376335
Yeah, the last map was annoying.

>>376336
The last map was very annoying even on kuso mode.

so far the biggest problem i have with this show is the lack of waifu-tier characters

>kancolle in 2017
hell the few events i did do were so forgettable i don't remember them other than just being a hassle

you guys are just too unsophisticated for the god game that is KanColle (That's fleet collector for you plebs)
go back to your GBF you fire emblem babbys

everyone plays azur lane now
kancolle is dead
type moon is most popular franchise now too

do you play grand order? you might as well drink bud light

>implying kancolle is sophisticated

>>376341
blue lane is a meme that will die in a year
type moon is an eternal meme

>>376341
The padoru is too powerful.

azur lane is like kancolle but lewder and also not masochistic although it's not particularly fun
>>376346
i did
it's not very fun

the fact that you guys aren't playing frontline girls the the real tragedy here

>playing mobile gay

if you guys were TRUE mobage fans you'd be playing cinderella girls

jokes on you i only play alttp randomizers and disgaea

ive been playing cinderella girls since 2011

i'm a retro-mobage player so i play PAD

>>376350
cmon dude i'm trying to be ironic and here you are actually playing cindarella girls
jesus dude fuck

I'm happy with just FEH right now.

>>376352
you underestimate me

what the feh

>>376352
>im@ts
>not playing cindarella girls
come on dude you can't even be ironic right

if i were to actually play a mobage, i'd play FEH probably
or GBF
but i don't really like mobage

gbf is probably one of the worst mobage out there in terms of enjoyment but the best in terms of production quality and characters

GAY ♂ BOY ♂ FANTASY

>>376358
i'm in it for the characters

>play games
>>376363
uninstall your life

>>376362
can't be uninstalled

i'm not in it though

>>376360
oh no

>he isn't using the latest version of android on a google phone

>>376366
????
yeah i am

play games isn't an app on a google phone

wait i don't have a Google phone what are you talking about

my tablet is up to date and doesn't have that shit but i was just making fun at the name cuz i never heard of it before
it just sounds hilarious to me
>play games

>>376369
filthy fucking secondary

>>376371
lmao did you actually buy a pixel

>>376372
nah i've had a nexus 5x for almost two years
i'm sad that they're gonna stop supporting it, probably the most underrated phone of the decade

is the pixel 2 waterproof
because pixel 1 not being waterproof is the reason i didn't get one

2 pixels are so small they would just go between the hydrogen bonds
>>376376
then it would be a CRT and only REAL gamers use that shit these days

>>376375
what if they're really BIG pixels

>>376374
The trend towards USB-C as the only port on a phone is partially to ensure phones are waterproof.
So yeah, I believe the Pixel 2 is waterproof.

REAL GAMERS use CRT VR headsets

if your neck can't bench more than vin diesel's arms then you should give up on video games

>>376377
that's good

you now remember the nintendo virtual boy

I mean, yeah, I kind of do.
But I also don't since I've never seen one in person.

I don't really remember it

>>376381
I kinda wanna try it

nintendo was so ahead of the game they did vr in the 90s

and it was fucking garbage

yeah jsut like today lmao

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I've really needed to pee for like an hour but I'm too lazy to get up.
life is really tough sometimes.

inb4 THAT suggestion

i've peed twice in that hour
and i kinda have to go again

bottle time

>>376390
you're too late!

>>376393
look at the post numbers

>>376394
wow i didn't know you were so new to /moe/

>>376395
can you prove anything?
no
but i have the psot number

>>376396
i don't need to prove anything, you're the one presenting ALTERNATIVE FACTS

>>376397
gasp

just because my post coming after your inb4 is what fits your narrative you're going to make FAKE NEWS

live posting was a mistake

IT'S THE GLOBALIST MEDIA TAKING OVER OUR IMAGEBOARDS

epic due

kirara news network

Kirara Broadcasting Corporation

kbg
kirara broadcasting general

Kirara Bites Cocks

kirara pirate radio

"iDOL", a new scent by Kirara

the scent of a stationary person

>>376409
It's got a nice, paper-y scent to it.

>>376414
bazinga

stable staple

what the fuck am i watching
i don't want to see this

big bang theory

no it's the animegataris anime presentation scene

young sheldon?

>nushows

>>376396
>>>/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY

>>376418
420 blaze it

fuck off by one

>>>/@_PHATBELLYBELLA/945381910980780034
every day we stray further from God's light

help
this hurts to watch

then stop

>>376422
>america in 2-17

why are they dancing
the fuck
is this idolshit now

>why are they dancing
because why wouldn't tehy be

>>376426
It's the summoning dance.
You're about to cross the threshold.

uh oh

>>376429
cute boat

>>376431
y-you too

cute butt

my butt is too big to be cute

>>376422
Yeah that sure is something.

>>376435
It really is!
Not really something good, either.

>>376434
cut it off

i didn't even click it because god damn

>>376436
???!?!??!?!?

cut it off

>>376438
remove butt

leave it to nico to bring out the harsh words

When you think about it the way that Obi-wan leaves Anakin to burn to death from lava is kinda messed up.
Common decency would dictate that one deliver the coup de grace at that point.

>>376441
well it might be why kirara never got with her

>>376442
That's because the Jedi aren't good and they constantly do terrible, horrific punishments to people that are frequently worse than death.

>>376442
the force wouldn't let him or something

>>376442
>star wars
>making sense

butts

booty butt
booty butt
booty butt cheeks

one of my problems with The Last Jedi and with Star Wars in general
is like
why is the Empire so bad

>watching star wars in 2017

i still enjoy them for what they are - simple entertainment
it's as soon as one tries to apply critical thinking to it that it becomes frustrating
so i try no to very often
but we're kind of doing that now

well it would have to be entertaining in the first place to be entertainment lmao

>>376454
the older ones are alright

>>376448
now we're doin it

star wars is fine
it's fine to enjoy things

kotor II had very good writing/story but that's about it
the rest are all enjoyable for what they are tho

don't get the wrong idea, i love star wars, but i know what it is - entertainment

kotor ii is a masterpiece in storytelling even though it was incomplete

>>376456
star wars is my bible

Jedi Academy was pretty fun
I didn't play Jedi Outcast all the way through but that was fun too

that star fighter xbox game was so fun

is a cash grab an entertainment when you know it's a cash grab

everything is a cash grab
the milk you buy at the store to pour on your cereal is a cash grab

sure

yes. Just like a strip club

>>376461
i buy milk to drink milk not pour it
i don't find entertainment in wasting money

>>376466
you don't know that
something is grabbing your butt RIGHT NOW

i steal milk

but not everything is a butt grab

I liked this star wars game too

>>>/watch?v=8XW8yofuGao

i get my milk from a strange beast

>>376466
>>376466
>>376466
>>376466
>>376466 >>376466>>376466>>376466

>>376466
Probably for the best.

jumanji was a good ass movie
The Rock playing a 10 year old white little nerdy fuck was so good hes such a good actor

the original was okay
why the fuck there is a remake is beyond me

>>376468
just like luke

>>376473
luke is my jesus i always ask myself what would luke do and then i hide for 30 years

maybe i just want something new and exciting instead of rehash 20045 or remake 18378

the new one is only barely taking some concepts from the original

yeah the new one is pretty original

i want original ideas

have you ever heard of how western music is inherently flawed because there's only so many notes and so many arrangements of them that are both pleasing to the ear and also unique
movies are kind of like that

making a new jumanji is not what i call original

i wanna watch Lady Bird

oh i might get to play overwatch tomorrow

>>376480
go watch the shape of water

i'd rather watch the shape of silicone

go watch a stripper shake some titty at the pole

silicone was a good character

You know Hollywood is a bit desperate for things to remake if they go to jumanji.

i'm kind of confused about this
what exactly is going on
all the clubs are super powerful now

It was really good and not really a remake so who cares

>>376488
People that just want to act like nothing Hollywood does can ever be a good choice want to care.

>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489
>>376489

>>376489
It must be pretty sad to be like that

WAIT
NO
PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE
ROBOT LEGS STOP

people die every day bang

What's one more on the pile.

NOT ANIME GIRLS

I saw an anime girl die THIS VERY NIGHT.

a lot of the characters in KLK don't actually straight up die but i had just realized when rewatching it that the very first character is killed by gamagoori like instantly

which of these robot girls would you invite out for dinner

Meanwhile based Bollywood is full of ideas

>>376498
Bell dress-chan is pretty cute.

What you have to remember is that yeah Hollywood sucks but that doesn't mean it can't produce anything good
half of y'all here suck and produce goid //) good shit every day

>>376486
yeah

>>376501
it's liek finding a needle in a hay stack
you don't expect it

>>376500
you mean far right?
I like her

>>376503
Does any other of them look like they've got a bell for a dress?

>>376504
Well you aren't very smart so I had to clarify that you knew what a bell looked like

Also bye bye

>>376506
bye

>>376505
You're the one that had to make sure you knew who I was talking about.
I had no doubts in my choice of calling it a bell dress.

ooh i want to watch the shape of water too
that and lady bird
based A24

what else is good

>>376506
night night

rip kirara

>>376509
Murder on the Orient Express is a good rendition of the book.
If you haven't read it before or seen any adaptation of it or Poirot before I think it works really well.

>>376508
you've got me
I like her big gun

i liked man on the moon

>>376513
I bet you would.

>>376512
oho might be cool

having good alcohol is a treat

remove the bayonet and PUT 👏 THAT 👏 GUN 👏 IN 👏 MY 👏 BUNS

Wow.

but hot dogs go there

hot dogs are also welcome
i relish the challenge

I wanted to pee after I brushed my teeth so I would only have to wash my hands once.
But brushing my teeth made me need to pee more.
I made it though.
And only had to wash my hands once.

these are the archiest archetypes i've ever seen

>>376522
your life sounds like such a struggle

>>376522
so you peed, brushed your teeth, then peed some more
if you brushed your teeth earlier you could have only peed once and then peed again in 90 minutes

as someone who works in a restaurant, i wash my hands after almost anything i do ever

>>376525
No, I brushed my teeth and then peed.
I just had to do the magic dance to make it through brushing my teeth.

>>376526
I am a bit of a compulsive hand washer, so I try to cut down on washing wherever I can.
If I don't my hands will crack open and bleed during winter.

>>376515
you're damn right I would

>>376527
i don't like having to pee with running water going on

>>376526
As someone who doesn't like my hands feeling unclean, I wash my hands after almost anything I do ever too.

what the hell is happening in this show

what show

>>376530
i do this with my penis sometimes

THIS show
*unzips your dick*

>>376531
I told you, man.
You've crossed the threshold.

Have you read Oathbringer yet Tilde?

animegataris

>>376536
Hell yeah, man.
Got it like the day after it released.

wow it's almost like you're a fucking nerd

>>376538
I got it a little later than that, but man it was a blast.
Shit escalated fast.
>>376541
good feels

uh oh
bang is having feels
make them go away
quick

post generic rehash of le sad frog.jpg or feels_guy.png to express how you feels

>>376540
Yeah, shit got motherfucking realer than real real quick.

There were a couple things that made me roll my eyes a bit, and there was a bit of Sanderson-ing going on.
But a lot of the plot lines that got worked during the book were really exciting to follow.

or this christmas themed discord emoji

bro it's almsot 2018
just animoji yourself lamo

>>376543
I'm looking forward to more Seth/Nightblood stuff in the next book (have you read Warbreaker btw?)

King Elohokar dying hit me in the feels. Felt he was about to redeem himself...

>>376545
Not nearly cancerous enough

>>376546
I haven't read any of his novellas; just major novels. I've been meanign -meaning to get on that, especially since Edgedancer was the bratty little girl Radiant's introduction.

Yeah I was really surprised Elohokar bit the dust. Sanderson generally falls into the "people who try to redeem themselves get their wishes granted" philosophy so this was a pretty shocking twist.
Having Kal just shut the fuck down after it happened was really brutal too. I hope he's not too scared to write more misery climaxes like this in the future; it's good shit when done right.

>>376542

lamo my ammo

how about i leggo of your leggo

>>376551
yes FINALLY!

yeah now you can steop on it now that i laid it out in your path of walking

>>376548
Yeah agreed. He certainly wasn't afraid to show how broken Shallan was too haha.
I've been on a huge Sanderson binge this year. Just need to finish the Wax and Wayne trilogy now (Mistborne era 2)

I was getting kind of excited that she was developing a proper alcoholism issue there for a bit.
And then it kind of just dwindled off and I felt let down.

The Wax and Wayne trilogy is actually a tetralogy.
I have the first of -the first three of them.
In terms of the setting and characters they're really fun; and some of the exploration of the Mistborn world is really interesting.
I'm not exactly fond of the implementation of Harmony-Sazed in them but it's not too much of a detraction.

I need to wake up in a few hours because I promised to help my mom with some things even though it is my precious day off tomorrow.

So bye bye

And it was good seeing you Dash, drop by and see us again soon!

>>376556
Say hi to your mom for me.
bye

bye bye rika

bye bye
i was up 30 hours a day ago so ganbare i know you can do it

>>376557
You should come by more often, too!

oh right all those old clients and shit died
rip internet
also never lose your pasword index cards

>>376560
shikata ga nai

>>376555
Looking forward to ti! Hopefully Sazed isn't too bad, he was my favourite in the original trilogy.
I got a little frustrated with Vin in the 2nd book, but everything righted itself with the 3rd.
>>376564
hai hai i'll try
>>376561
discord is the future

>>376562
Well, email me so I can drag you back against you will.
It's been harder to do with MSN gone.

nazo nazo
dasho dasho

who needs MSN when u got SNAP

who needs the internet when u got the outdoors

>>376567
don't even joke about that.
terrifying

>>376563
There is no try, there is only do!
Remember, it's the color twelve 72.

>>376561
And you don't be a stranger either!

I've been way too lax in letting you two get away from me.


okay I need to sleep now.
Make sure to remember, both of you!

anno speaks the truth

every morning
i come out into the sun
and sing the songs of creation
i know my brothers and sisters are listening

i woke up
six times
once an hour
i feel like shit
how am i supposed to survive
today

>>376571
okay good you can see this gif to make yourelf feel like youre just in irl on the internet

>>376569
enjoy your nap

now try that morning happy sun WITHOUT a coffee
true horror

>>376573
can i use cocaine

>>376569
Alright, good night~
>>376571
ohayo

>>376571
stay woke obviously

>>376574
It worked for ww2 soldiers so it works here too im sure

>>376576
this is all your doing
isnt it


spare me

>>376571
owch dude

decide for r/a/dio nostalgio only to feel old with 2009 tier and loder memes

>>376578
everything is my doing

>>376571
Stay on your feet as much as physically possible and perhaps invest in coffee.

tfw no pet snake

>investing in coffee
how to crash while on the job

>>376584
by the way did you cash in your bitcoins

>>376580
dont giv me a job only to take it away in my sleep
>>376583
no did it crash

>>376583
It's all about timing!
You gotta time the coffee like you time the double jump in a 2D platformer.

>>376582
i feel it too

Do you feel that feeling deeply?

>>376584
it's slided last i knew
if was more around i would considered at the 12000-15000 mark to strongly consider it
i haven't followed closely though
>19k
it went that high lol?
all i know is it's like silver/gold a few years ago that shit will go hihg and crash quickly
>silver was like $50/oz a few years ago

>>376587
i have toyed with the notion of getting a snek

oh its at its stable point still
i should have sold at 19k but i didnt
its okay though

My imouto really wanted a pet snake for a period of timei n -time in the past.
I think that fascination cooled down a bit.

i sold a little bit at 18k
bought back

animegataris is only proving one thing to me
something i was already starkly aware of

idolfags are SHIT

>>376588
yeah it nflated high
now its settled around 15

you gotta try to sell at a high point and rebuy and a low point
bitcoin will probably dip below 10k at some point again
enjoy the new age precious medal market that is bitcoin

>>376593
SAY HIS NAME.

not gonna lie
i thought we'd break 20
but then bitcoin cash was added
and people used that to cash grab

i didn't think it would break 15k but i'm the he pessimist

OHAIYO GOZAIMORNING

ohayo

also this image made me think of you blue

i live to serbe those people now
anyway
time tto get clean
and then get out of the house
>>376602
i fix train tracks

you sell yugioh cards?

oh haha
if onlyy yyouu could fix ththe trainwredk that is my interneett right ns oh it stopped midd typing pls
my computteeerr is dying i think

if yyouu ask like that, illl have no choice but to fly over therrr

oh no

Requiescat in pace

do i have to refressh the botnet to be stable again or no i guess it was one post

rest in peace dash
1957-2017

either way fuck it i'm pouting another glass of whiskey

Don't pout

don't point out easy to make typos either

Request denied!

years of low shelf alcohol makes yo appreciate the top shelf stuff more
it's amost like a metaphor for life

It's something that comes in all walks of life too, really.
Struggling at the bottom only makes you appreciate the top all the more.

whiskey tango foxtrot

it's a feeling i'll have to save for special occasions
like holidays or other special things
it's not like i'm going to escape where i came from
gotta appreciate that too

Well you can always hope.

perhaps that's part of what makes the good stuff more special

meow

Hope is the dreams that

Oh I fucked that up.
RIP this reference no one here would get.

>>376612
this
the same kraken i used to enjoy i now consider vile
i can't drink rum unless it's good rum anymore

>>376608
i just finished a bottle of bourbon

**emeriss yell*
Hope is a DISEASE of the soul! This land shall wither and die!

That's a different reference almost no one here would get.

>kraken is midshelf
it's still good
although it went up in price here
10-20 bucks is bottom
20-30 is middle
anything higher is middle high to high
1000+ is oh shit nigger what are you doing with all that money tier

>>376625
my only problem wiht it has been it leaves black markings sometimes
i still like kraken

i'm currently enjoying some jack daniels with isn't the highest of tiers but it's pretty damn good
especially compared to some shit tier 10 buck whiskey i had a while

i can't touch it anymore
i used to drink it room temp straight and now i can't even enjoy it on coke and ice

Kraken's still good by me.
But unlike some particularly good rums I can't do shots of it.

Though my siblings got me a 1.14L bottle of it for Christmas so all I need is some Coke and I'm good for New Years.

i actually pretty much drink bombay sapphire or rebecca creek only
or i'll go for 40ish dollar bottles of tequila

i don't drink like i used to though, so even though i buy nicer alcohol, i spend less than ever before

me and jack daniels don't get along
never have

I had some friends I made during my night school courses this semester and we'd go out to the bar on campus once a week.
So I got to try a few cocktails I normally wouldn't get at home.
Tom Collins is pretty good by me.

>>376624
>especially compared to some shit tier 10 buck whiskey i had a while
that's true
i don't like jack but whiskey can get really really bad really really fast when you start lowering the dollar amount

i drink like bulleit and stuff
idk about JD
when i was in quebec i was doing cheap canadian whisky in bulk

i've ben trying more stuff out recently since i can
i just hadn't had actual whiskey since i was underage haha

>>376631
that makes sense
after all it's something that tastes better aged and aging is pricey
preparing well even is pricey
good whiskey is really really expensive

vodka is like one of the few alcohols that can be alright cheap
what i've tried of that i would say finlandia was the best tasting and that was still mid shelf tier

>>376632
canadian whisky is p good

i haven't had bulleit
i usually go rebecca creek but idk if that's easy to find outside of texas
knob creek and gentleman jack are pretty good

I have a bunch of craft beer to try out too.
A bunch of stuff was more or less thrust on me by the brewery I work at last week.

>>376634
i don't know becca but i am very familiar with knob creek
bulleit, knob, and maker's are my 3 go-tos

yeah knob creek is the shit
they have that one that's right above the bottom, i think it's just called reserve
so good

maker's is good too
when i'm at bars with limited selections, makers is a dependable option

it's nice drinking out of a glass instead of shots too
i've also been to bars more recently

i still kinda want to try some absinthe but it's really pricey

i still hav eplenty for new years
i probably wont' have that much more
maybe a small bit after this but not too much

tbh most of my alcohol intake is at clubs 9/10 times that means plastic cup

classier

>>376638
exactly!

out of whisky
switching to mezcal

>actually drinking mezcal
so what you're telling me is that you're a fucking hipster

oh god kill me

go sotol or go home

>>376643
i have a friend in SF who is like a mezcal expert
he used to run a bar in mexico city
so i've slowly become acclimated to... just kidding FKLJSDFLK

i should get myself a minibar

i'm stealin from my parents minibar rn

what the FUCK

well minibars run in my mom's side of the family from what i've learned so it's probably destiny for me to end up with one

>>376648
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ey there daddy-O

gangsta af

>>376648
Wow look at this doroboneko.

i'm doin it and no one can stop me

my parents don't even like to drink
they collect bottles when they're "a good deal"

wait what is the definition of a minibar
does it have to be a minifridge or is a shelf sufficient

a minibar is what most people typically have
a shelf or cabinet or drawer solely for the purpose of containing multiple bottles of alcohol
possibly a small bartop for pouring alcohol
>>376658
a refrigerated cabinet is still a cabinet!

it needs a dwarf bartender or it doesn't count tbf

ok i think wikipedia is full of shit
>A minibar is a small fridge commonly found in hotel rooms.

according to that definition of minibar it might as well be an actual bar then

i'm thinking an actual bar desk, a few bar stools and plenty of shelf space for plenty of a selection of alcohol
beer taps
that kinda thing
just not at an actual bar
but not as big either

>>376658
i see them in hotel rooms quite often except they don't have jack shit in them much less jack daniels

yeah me too they're usually a far cry from any kind of decent selection of booze

time to start an edit war

>A minibar is a small scam commonly found in hotel rooms

time to start a mini bar
instead of barstools there are little capsules
to get into a capsule the patrons inside have to buzz you in
then you order drinks and squish together

welcome to the mini bar
we only serve 4 ml shots

why are they playing the OP again.....

You'll see.

>>376666
yes lord satan

>>376663
>order drinks and squish together
is that what you usually do on a night out

>>376668
yeah i like using the non-proportional resize handles myself

the worst part of drinking is how much you have to pee

>>376669
you lunatic. your aspect ratio will get ruined

i want my old Sebas back

But isn't this Sebas-tien cuter?

no

who the fuck is sebas

a sebas is a bottom feeding blackfish

>>376675
This is Sebas-chan.

>>376676
a sebas is a sea bass that lost 33% of its character

>>376677
here is a cuter waifu

You need to get your priorities straightened out.

>fem dwarf
i actually just threw up in my mouth a little

is this a psychological thriller

It really kind of feels like it, doesn't it.

It's beginning to feel a lot like CHRISTMAS

TOYS in every store

>>376684
you're a little bit late

Better late than early
winkinganimegirl.jpg

better late than pregnant

sex toys in every store

this show is making me uncomfortable

almost anything is a sex toy to an inquisitive mind

>>376690
It's kind of stress-inducing, isn't it.

>>376690
is it 2 deep 4 u yet

>>376691
well yeah
that's why they're in every store!

with canes and silver chains aglow

WE OUT

Not in vanilla wow. We do things by the book missionary style round here.

fucking done button
it's like a premature ejaculation for guys

>>376697
don't pull out

>>376697
outta what

>>376687
stop the winking

straight outta the underground

fuck the authority figure coming straight from the low income neighborhood

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young african american got it bad because his skin's dark

>>376705

yung hood nigga god it bad cuz they in tha hood

what

>>376705
00000002

don't run it or it will STEAL YOUR CREDIT CARD

come on baby lick my battery

boogie
ROBO BOOGIE

this is bad
this is REALLY BAD

come on baby do ya thing

>>376713
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>376715
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

the weird and wonderful life of bangruhi suzumiya

rats! cucked by my own clone

>>>/watch?v=5jBhNcf3VZ0

hmm that link isn't big enough to hold all the good feels

>>>/watch?v=5jBhNcf3VZ0

how do you tell when enough is enough

is it always enough

is it ever enough

does anyone else want to hit this blunt

yooooooo

enough is never enough

i'm a motherfuckin shield boi

where the fuck is the hylian shield i never found it

A she-boy for short?

>>376728
deep in da castle of dreams

where abouts in da castle of dreams tho
i climbed up da side of da mountain of dreams and just skipped it all to get to ganondork

>>376724
i wish but here i am in the living roo

pic of me irl

>>376731
D E E P

>>376733
Your tights are going to get soaking wet.

>>376735
hot

marooned on a small island
in a whiskey sea

>>376720
the CGI is impeccable

they can't get wet if i don't wear them

>>376738
truly the only modern rival of pixar

alright do you want good vibes, fatass bass, wubs from another world, or dancefloor anthem