Thread #344401

>>344405
I will.
It's going to be great

I am the 1000 year coughing jousei
>>344404
I hope you have fun with Piano!

>>344403
Ome

>>344403
that's a boy though and boys can't be cute

>>344407

>>344407
boys totally can be cute.

There is no reason to be nervous

>>344409
I wanted Waver and Rider to make it they were cute

>>344408
Put the gun down

Waver and Rider did make it.

>>344412
Waver made it

>>344444
do a flip faget

>>344413
And then Rider came back as a shota and hung out with Waver.

>Bell rings
>OH GOSH IS THAT H- wait, I didn't give her my address pls

>>344415
wait what
where did this happen

>>344417
Fate/GO.

>>344418
More like Fate/GO to the polls amirite

>>344420
Hello Anno how you doing

hey

im all right

>>344421
that's good

really?
how could you be so insensitive
it's really hard having only the right side of my body work and be paralyzed on the left half
being all right isn't good at all

>>344419
didn't know we had hillary here

I love this song.
>>>/watch?v=U_TScdc775c

Cocaine is all right

>>344425
Fuck I forgot how weird the live version was

I had salmon and crab cakes last night. It was a good dinner.

>>344423
hey look it's better than nothing mate
some people are totally paralysed

>>344419
>GO to the polls
Hillary says some fucking cringeworthy shit.
I love how she laughs at that joke like it was amazing.
Please

>>344428
What a weird Thanksgiving dinner.

We need more cringe jokes like that.
Fill my blood with awful jokes and make me loathe the things I love

the stranger things 2 thing from the democrats was horrifying

>>344430
I don't know what Pokemon go is, but why don't you pokemon GO TO JAIL

>>344433
What was that?

they took the logo and wrote something with it I can't remember what they wrote though

It was a little bit funny
Not quite appropriate for jt to be tweeted officially by them though.

>>344435
>>>/@SenateDems/925372702940188672

>>344438
I still haven't decrypted what they meant by this

>>344430
it was so fucking funny
how do you do fellow youths?

pokemon go to the polls was great
It honestly reminds me of all the wordplay that people do in sermons
>You tell me to have an open mind, but have you ever opened THE BIBLE

>>344440
what gets me is when she was campaigning in the south they tried to coach her on how to do a southern accent and it was horrible

Kannagi
Check out this song
>>344425

SIEG ZEON

>>344431
I'm going to have a proper thanksgiving dinner on saturday.

>>344438
wow.

>>344442
>>>/watch?v=YaDQ1vIuvZI
ignore the fact that it's fox news
it's just the clip so it doesn't matter where it's from

>>344444
Have you read this?
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=14815

>>>/@alex_navarro/931384209675051008
This

>>344450
I've opened more bibles than loot boxes

>>344450

>>344450
people so busy eating ass they forget to eat the body of christ
smh

Kids want to play Overwatch but do they know who watches over them?????
Hint: HE DONT PLAY NO GAMES

>>344448
I read a little and it was cute
Kannagi have you ever read Ten?

>>344453
>how you gonna talk about eatin ass last night when i'm sharin my blunt w u smh

>>344454
The big aniki in the sky

>>344455
Finish it nerd.

>>344454
i love these jokes

>>344457
>>344457
>>344457

>>344459
It is the best part of writing a sermon
It's like "how do I make a section of this church groan inside the most"

>>344455
Yeah, I awhile ago now.

>>344461
My rabbis have always been funny
Must be a Jewish thing.

>>>/@alex_navarro/931386786101760001

>>344464
Fuck
That's almost gogood

>>344462
I started reading it last night
That scene where Ten is holding up the christmas tree for three hours out in the snow was really something

>>344461
In my schools chapel they just gave us food for answering bible questions and participating and stuff
It was a pretty great motivator

>>>/@Wendys/934104301210828806

>>344467
Good save though

hi

>>344470
Herro

>>344469
yeah haha

>>344471
*hewwo

This version is better
>>>/watch?v=r1sI2OCoh44

>>344474
that singer is very energetic
I like her

>>344476
>her
Uhh
Which one?

>>344475
Kimochi Warui

>>344477
yellow shirt

>>344479
Ah
She's probably 50 now.

Anyways the album version has much more instrumentals
I can upload it in a sec

oh roght i forgot kancoarcade is adding anti air cut ins
where you shoot down planes manually

Whoah
I'm feeling pretty genki
And then I remembered its cause I took my meds like 5 hours late today

i've made a werewowf out of wegs

>>344485
it was so he could get a leg up on the other mensis guys

i'm not onwy wetawded, i'm the weaw deaw

Here's the song
https://comfy.moe/wogisc.mp3
Also the metadata is wrong, its by The Boom, not The Boom Boom Satellites

>>344487
What is that called where people can't pronouce R's and say words with w's in their places.
Jonathan Ross some celebrity interviewer in the UK has that.

>>344489
owo

You mean a lisp

wisp

>>344489
>>344491

by the way i got to leave work early

more like yw

mowe likw yw

sam should add a owo word filter to /moe/

>>344500
That would be wewwy funny
Also I could get awound it pweddy easiwee

>>344500
This is violence

>>344502
d-d-dis is viowence, mr. o-obama!

The secret is to use unicode characters that look almost exactly like the latin Alphabet (or exactly like it) instead of the latin ones.
Which will trick the filter

i was thinking it'd be like the vapor setting
or the wwwwwwwwwwwww filter

>>344505
I don't know how to do either of those inline do I just use
ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ

vapor is in the focus box, the wwwwww filter activates when you use 6 capital Ws in a row
or maybe it's more than 6, i forget

Is the focus box available on mobile?

vapor setting?

I've been mobile only for a while now
Ordering a new harddrive this weekend though

>>344510
Did you listen to that song?

ｖａｐｏｒ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｉｓ

>>344509
Yeah, but it can be pretty hard to get.

>>344513
Sasuga

ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏｅｓ　ｉｔ　ｄｏ？
Ｉ　ｗｏｎｄｅｒ　ｗｈａｔ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｓｉｌｌｙ　ｗｏｒｄ　ｆｉｌｔｅｒ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ
Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｉｔ　ｂｅｆｏｒｅ．

ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｓｕｐｅｒ　ｗｉｄｅ　
ＷＩＩＩＩＤＥ

Ｉｔ　ａｉｎ＇ｔ　ｎｏ　ｗｏｒｄ　ｆｉｌｔｅｒ，　Ｋａｎｎａｇｉ！

Makes it look like shif jis

why is it called vapor when it could be hidamari

ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ　ｇｅｎｅｒａｔｏｒ　ｔｅｘｔ　ｓｏｒｔ　ｏｆ　ｄｅａｌ

Which is Japanese wide alphanumerics
Because its
Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ

The wwwwwwwww improver is of course just a word improver.
ｓｔｏｐ ｓｈｉｐｐｉｎｇ
ｄｏｎ’ｔ ｓｈｉｐ
ＴＶアニメ

cause i ＦＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＬ

i ｌｉｋｅ that ＴＶアニメ with ＴＲＹ ＵＮＩＴＥ ◯

ＴＲＹ　ＵＮＩＴＥ　ＴＯＮＩＧＨＴ

何?!

>>>/@The_Episiarch/933547308527919104

>>344527
>dude fuck the bees who needs trees and shit lmao
Humanity should be bending evolution to suit our long term needs not just saying yolo whatever happens happens

>>344527
Ｗhat a retarded cunt.

HEY
DONT USE THE C WORD

>>344530
Fuck you cunt

>>344533
MAKE ME

ｐｌｅａｓｅ ＳＴＡＨＰ

>>344531
YAMETE

why are ＹＯＵＵＵＵＵＵ so ［ＭＡＤ］

YAMETEEEEEEEEEEEE

*eva explodes into ball of tang*

I wasn't expecting the YOUUUUU. you just made me coughlaugh to death.

Ｈｅｌｌｏ！ 士

>>344536
were ＹＯＵＵＵ Ｌ＠ＤＹ to die 今日

Claugh to desu

I'm kind of excited to eat leftovers ＴＯＮＩＧＨＴ.

>>344540
im earting something i maybe shouldnt

>>344541
Is it... your mom's horse?

You shouldn't eart things you shouldn't eart.

>>344542
if my mom had a horse i probably shouldnt eat it

but my aunt made peanut butter pie

>>344538
my body is Ｌ＠ＤＹ

That sounds horrifically decadent.
Why.

i just ate a ton of lamb at my aunt's place

now im off to a friendsgiving dinner (early)
help

ｐｌｅａｓｅ don't eat a ToN

>>344544
>peanut butter pie
I've never heard of such a thing before

tell me to calm down

>>344550
get excited its time for cute girls
>>344549
its pretty good

damnit ton plsl
no

>>344550
Calm ｕｐ so ＹＯＵＵＵＵＵＵ ｃａｎ burn all night.
Don't burn yourself out too quickly.

just dont get a bulge

>>344550
Don't calm down, get excited!

>>344554
wtf

>>344556
he needs his blood to flow right so he can think

>>344545
i wanted to show you this

>>344553
thanks
>>344554
...thanks
>>344555
no not yet

>>344550
CLAM DOWN SON.

jokes aside, good luck have fun blue

>>344559
>son
Are you Blues dad?

>>344558
just take it easy

...i calmed down now that I am overhearing this awful story that my sister's bf is saying on the phone
Crazy stories about his uncle who they found dead yesterday.
like
uhh...
this is gross btw
actually no I'm not going to say it no one needs that in their life right now

It can't be that bad.
It's probably a shame that the uncle died like that, though.

self circumcision
yeah, it's a shame but I think they're taking it pretty well

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Oh yeah, stuff like that is becoming a lot more common lately.

>>344566
while drunk

>>344565
for what purpose
why would anyone do that

but
BUT
but
but

NO ONE CAN TELL YOU WHY
HE'S DEAD
AND HE WAS DRUNK
anyway
i'm now calm enough to get dressed

Bob Ross apparently had raccoons

Yeah, he did.

>>344569
>>344570
Y'all are really shook by this.

>>344573
but why would you do it yourself
who goes "yes sharp object + this = smart"
>>344575
no dude i get it when someone else does it for you but like why yourself why that age

>>344574
People have been doing that for 5000 years, ToN.

apparently he was very good with knives and can sculpt things in wood
>wood
hehe

>>344573
Yes I'm very shocked by it
Why would anyone do that
Instead of getting like a medical professional

>>344576
hahhahahahahha

>>344574
When the practice started, people originally circumcised themselves.
Having someone else do it is a modern practice.

>>344579
and clearly they realized "this is a bad idea lets get a pro"

I seem to have stepped into a conversation I didn't wanna be part of

>>344580
You only think it's a bad idea because you're afraid of pain.

>>344581
curiosity is awful
>>344582
>this manga is only a single volume long
I'm depressed

>>344583
i'm so upset

>>344582
i mean i guess but i mean i dont have to worry about ever having to have that happen while my brain has functioning memory so

>>344582
you will never convince me that making body alterations with a knife while drunk is a good idea

When I was in 4th grade, I had to watch myself be circumcised.

>>344587
this is why im happy im not hewish so i can have that done early

I had it done when I was born, just like all Jews.
I had it done a second time in 4th grade.

>>344550
Don't calm ｕｐ.
oops forgot about the word improver

those hews

>>344589
why do they do it twice

They don't.
It was me.

>>344593
wait
why did you have it done twice

i'm really upset that I want to wear the same thing I wore at thanksgiving today
because it's the best between casual and proper
everything else feels off

how can you do it twice

It grew back.

>>344596
when you don't get all of it the first time

lol

I see we're talking about penises.

welcome

>>344600
I'm asserting my dominance by talking about how I'm not scared of that stuff.

>>344600
Wait wait I have a picture for this.
WHERE IS IT

you can probably find the 4chan banner with it

oh boy

>>344597
whoa

>my deodorant is empty
PLEASE

Circumcision 2: Electric Doodledoo

May Microsoft Word perish

>>344606
I have no fears because I've been through the worst the world has to offer.

>>344602
Is that how it works?

>>344608
nice

>>344611
Yeah.
Lesser men like these can be won over in that way.

I mean, technically...

muh muh muh muh

MUSIC MAKES ME
SO HARD

MAKES ME SAY
OH MY LORD

today is good day

Because it doesn't get better
Unless you've got money

>>344620
what's good about it
Is it the fact that you're an American?

>>344623
What the fuck this ain't right

>>>/@380kmh/933843760642953218
something horrible has happened

Thanksgaining

it's just not right

I bet Rainbow Rocket is behind this

That child is a glitch
A mistake

sorry for stealing your image but i like it

hey
i need someone to convince me it's a bad idea to email my ex
it's just a bad idea right

>>344628
why do you want to email your ex?
what are you gonna say to her?

>>>/@MattG138/933854946474242048

>>344628
it's a bad idea

>her
did you just assume my ex's gender

>>344631
Yes
I did indeed
So why are you thinking of emailing your ex and what would you say

>>344623
Is this Gain?

>>344630
tbf he's right
it is derogatory

>>344628
It's a bad idea, yes.

are you sure
i really want to

Maybe you shouldn't wake the dead

like you guys -- at least yuu and sugoi and bang/samurai -- see how i am now compared to how i was in like 2012
i think i've come a pretty long way in progressing as a real human bean
i would like to reconnect not even as friends but just to let them know how far i've come

consider the following

Have you drunk recently?

>>344444
where's my flip?

>>344639
i wouldn't be thinking about this stuff if i did
it's when i'm sober that i start remembering and comparing things

>>344640
Right here buddy

>>344638
When was the last time you talked to her
It's been a long time since 2012

then I dunno
I mean obviously

i would feel a weight off my chest by doing it but then feel anxiety for weeks as i await an email that will never come
and probably worse anxiety if it does

i have to start traveling to palo alto which that individual person said to let them know if i ever make it out to san francisco on my own
and it's not sf but it's close
and i want to just be like "hey, just wanted to let you know i finally made it here and feel like a good person" and all that sappy stuff

but i guess the truth is i'm just nervous and anxious about everything
the holidays crashing everything together kind of made me realize that i guess
everything that motivates me is what really makes me anxious
i don't think i'm making a life that will make me happy

It just doesn't seem like anything good will come of it.

>>344642
rip mankind
hail skynet

Hmm I think the burn I had a week or so back, also got rid of a scar I had on that spot.

>>344647
About time

>>344650
What if you can trick the world powers into fighting amongst each other by hacking into their nuclear systems and setting them off

>>344649
there should be a game like that
a rts/grandstrat game where you are the rogue AI
and have to use subversion, infiltration, funding research etc
to build your robot army and then takeover the world
perfect would be a TW kind of game where you have rts/t, but overall world map is bit simplier
>>344649
Basically, the idea is you could skynet or matrix it with armies
or just you know
hack thew orld and take it over without ever fighting a battle
I'd lvoe if the combat was more of sucom/total annihilation style with base building and such, though

you'll cowards need jesus

Hmm i could go to church this sunday
I have a car still so no need to walk

>>344645
i don't think motivation without anxiety is possible
maybe you're not building a life that will bring you the optimum amount of happiness, but it seems like you're on the path to one that will still make you really happy

>>344645
Well, maybe it's okay if you've been told to drop them a line if you ever make it out there.

i think i'm just anxious about taking risks with new career opportunities
i don't even know how i'd stay in palo alto
it's so expensive, my credit's awful, ive got no savings
i couldn't even get a place to rent
i feel like such a loser and i wouldn't be if i could start a better career but the stepping stones arent there

me

>>344656
you are kinda cute

I don't get along with Fish's dad anymore so I'm afraid I can't help much with Palo Alto.

>>344657
Kinda?

>>344655
why would you travel to palo alto
is it just because it's close to san fran?

>>344659
that's where my consulting opportunities are at

like in-person ones and visiting offices
and i'm scared of doing that because i feel like such a loser compared to those guys
i would be suffocated by the professionalism

>>344660
that's a pretty shitty catch 22

sorry
it's probably just the holiday season
it always gets me so down

don't be sorry

>>344663
shit that looks good

I can't live like this...

Like what?

oh no, this Netflix show had boobs in it

>>344667
He's living like a normie!
He needs to correct his ways.

>>344669
You wanted him to slap her ass.
How can you complain if he becomes like a normie after you push him towards it?

REJECT NORMIE
BECOME NEET

NORMIES EXPLODE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apparently there are flesh eating bees in Turkey.

vulture bee if I recall
is like a fly and such, that it eats carrion

>>344675
those are wasps

and wasps eat anything

>>344670
I was testing his resolve!
He made the right choice by not doing it.

>>344675
what the fuck

>>344678
In any case, Blue is as much of a normie as you or me.

am i a normie too

oh this is a super pleasant surprise
what good taste

>>344680
So he's not a normie at all?
He needs to stay that way and not be tempted!

>>344684
What do you mean by tempted?

>>344682
Too bad that artist can't draw faces.

>>344681
does it matter

>>344685
He needs to be careful not to be swayed by the normie lifestyle!

>>344685
yeah
>>344686
yeah

>>344687
Do you mean going to church?

>>344688
why

>>344689
No, going to church is good. He should do that!

>>344691
Do you mean hanging out with a girl he likes and that girl's family?

>>344597
That's why you're supposed to have it done mohel.
*done by a

>>344693
It was, the first time.

>>344695
Give him a bad review on Yelp then.

Aly I'm bringing my gaming keyboard over to my friend's house just in case I end up playing nethack.
Cause playing it on my tiny netbook's keyboard is suffering.

*also

ugh
i got the train
although im echnically till ate

You'll be painted as unreliable if you're late

well i told them an our ago that i will since family stuff
but i was almost extra late

i am painting yself nreliable

>>344703
And a poor typist

shut the uck p

Time for this bundle of very relaxed, but nonetheless seething anger to go sleep

aw yeah
sleep good
sleep sound

awwww yiss is time for sleepums

>>344692
That's definitely getting closer!

>>344711
If I can have a live-in girlfriend without being a normie, then Blue can hang out with a girl he likes and her brothers without being one.

well i guess im a norm
gonna hang with a cute and her fam

>>344713
like this?

>>344712
coincidentally here that would both in spoken language and legal technicality called "open-wife"

>>344714
no
thats a cute and her flan

>>344716
then like this?

its more alipatchy
then remifla

I wish millet would just make an outright alipatchy one already

actually thats a dream
its more like
koashanghai

this whole day was
trying to shoot myself
out of the patchy cannon

sorry for
disgusting you all
with my
basicness
but
im not
actually sorry

I don't mind

are you trying to imply that i dislike watching your romances bud

and then fail, well good luck on this one.

It's not a romance thing, you nerds.
Y'all ain't keepin track of the plot at all.

>everything from merchant disbutes to pushing chorus squatters off basements
even in fantasy world, squatters are a menace

>>344726
dont care ship ship ship ship ship

>>344726
I have my own background story to worry about
Atleast I presume background, since this "show" of ours mostl ikely is set in the murricas and I am a disembodied voice

also who told you yoh could tell me what yo do im just lucid dreaming on the couch you arent even real

>>344728
Don't you think it's a little mean to call this a romance after Blue confessed and everything?

>>344731
alright blue has like 7 girls he likes i have toruble jeeping them apart aside from their names

It's easy to differentiate them.
You must not be paying attention to the sidestories!

well if thats the case more power to blue
he'a soing domething i dont know if i could

Blue is a high quality dude.

my aunt gave me an ungealthy amount of mac and chgeese i should probably save some for later

The overlord is a she?
that is news to me

Blue is kinda like a harem protagonist.

>>344739
he's like a uh
whats the word
nit reverse but
uh
a play on?
thats not it

>>344739
Kinda.
It's kind of weird. He's a pretty good catch, but the girls he likes aren't into him.

I
I'm gonna have to stay up until pretty early in the morning.
Maybe around 6am, 8am, something like that.
I have to do something at 3am on Sunday, so I have to loop my sleep schedule around to make it work.

>>344743
do you think katana maids are cool

I dunno. There may be some maids that carry katanas that are cool. But not all will be cool, probably.

i feel blessed to live in a world with so much beautiful music

>>344745
What about a blob with a katana

Batstare the demigod of assassination?

I dunno.

btw mats I'd recommend grabbing this game now that it is on sale
or during christmas since it is soonish too
is quite a bundle of fun

What game is it?

Tyranny

A discussion of it wouldnt do anything but kirara, i think one reason i want to defend sonic forces is because it does a lot of things aesthetically that really appeal to me

you should get it

I should probably
the only catch being i watched the campaign

If you didn't know about the game you are basically fantasy judge dredd during the post chaos of a newly conquered territory to the global empire of some kind of overlord-god

like im a big video game music nerd and they have to where classic sonic has genesis style tracks, modern sonic has adventure-type tracks, and self-insert has vocal tracks
that sort of thing tickles me pink
and the opening kicks in when you do a silly anime double boost with sonic and its just
yeah

dont eat too much leftovers you will be sad

>>344756
does sound pretty cool
rpg?

>>344759
and damn hard on hard mode

>>>/@thebafflermag/934204451333771264

what if i do it and something great happens

also ladybugs need to go

>>344763
>>>/watch?v=NRmpKcehiMI

buzz buzz buzz this is the song of the bee

>>344765
you get a lot of random "street courts" like this
since you are judge, jury and the executor of Kyros' law
and when you visit the

the court of your boss Tunon, he sometimes asks you to make the decisions
eventhough it is just fluff stuff, it is so awesome
also the gameplay is quite nice, though there are some issues I'd like changed
like when you toss one of your meele fighters to combat enemy ranged units, said ranged units can still shoot their bow at your guys on the otherside of battlefield
makes protecting your wimpier mage units from enemies bit harder
I understand special abilities and such not being restricted but basic auto attack
also, I'd like if you could overall force the ranged units to use a melee weapon or be unarmed for the combat
both enemy and yours

Oh and spells are crafted from "words of power" you pick up if you are a mage

>>344757
double boost is pretty hype I must admit

>>344769
right?
also classic somic gets the invulvnerability power up and since he has genesis style music it has a genesis style version of the opening which is really cute

Wow
ominous

looks like a cool game

I hope another undesirable visits soon so I can use this image.

There's someone you can use that on here every single day.

Really?
There isn't anyone I particularly want gone.

>>344775
Is that right?

Yeah, that's right.

>>344773

Sou kana, sou kana!

IF I wanted someone gone, they'd be gone!

Kowai, kowai/

>>344780
goodluckfaggit I'm behind 7 proxies

Lel
loyal and afraid of me

Who would yoi tell to leave every day

>>344782
I can remove a poster without issuing a single ban!

>>344785
Oh no did you find out about all the [REDACTED] ?
Is this blackmail?

>>344784
You know me better than to think I'd answer.

>>344785
Hmm.

>>344787
ypu are such a tease

>>>/@angeban93/933370315224125440

I see edits of that comic around a lot.

The bike cuck has become kind of legendary.

i dont wanna make him a steak

I hope someone steals his bike

I still think the edicts are coolest thing in fantasy I have run into in a while

>>344791
Well, no one likes weak men.

>>344795
There are some women that like them.
If they have a job.

>>344796
I don't think a relationship can work without respect.
I was going to say it won't work where the woman doesn't respect the man, but I think it's probably that it doesn't work without mutual respect.

>>344797
Well, take my mom's relationship with my stepdad for instance.
My stepdad is a weak man and that's why my mom likes him.
Even before he had his brain scrambled, he would have never thought about leaving, since he was so weak.

>>344799
No, but it's a working relationship.

Does theirs really qualify as a healthy relationship?

>>344798
does your mum like him or just like being able to manipulate and use him

Well, she likes him because she can manipulate and use him.

She doesn't really like him as a person then
She just likes that she can use him

She likes him as a person because the person he is can be manipulated.
Yes, she likes that she can use him, but that's what she likes about his personality. He's weak and easy to command.

Their relationship as it is will probably last forever, since he can't leave her (because he's incapable of functioning independently now).

Wow

There are a lot of consequences that come from sleeping with a snake.

Unfortunately, not every snake looks like a snake, and not everyone can identify the ones in disguise.

never walk in the long grass and you'll never get bitten

You always gotta be careful of snakes.

i really
need to learn
this language

...and I'm going back tomorrow

Better rev up that Duolingo.

What language does blue need to learn?

Spanish. He went to a Spanish-speaking church with Piano and her brothers.

Oh, and he didn't understand?
Does piano speak spanish?

Yeah, she does.

Her dad was speaker.

Oh, I see.
That makes it tough for you, huh?

What? The Spanish? nah
her dad being a pastor?
a little

>>>/watch?v=npcqBt_e4k0

Fuck Spanish. Acquire Nihongo.

find me a nippianongo

a nipple no go
?
l

nipple pls stay
nipplstay

too late. yo
a
you are a nippleless petanko now
lll

also
this doesnt need
to be said
but i will

piano is super cute

>>344824
sasuga me
worksafe master

>>344818
Oh, the pastor's daughter huh? Sasuga blue.

whats THAT supposed to mean

i can see blue dating a pastor's daughter

>>344828
You always pick high level targets!

...
you're right

I am off to bed now.
give pianos dad pasta.

>pasta

pasta rice

Blue picks good targets.

i feel like food girl wasnt a high level target at first but then swiftly became one as she became an event coordinator

CF was always high level.

high level girls are hard to deal with sometimes

I'm infatuated with quality

I have some work to do but I'm not allowed to do it.

>>344842
is fish guaring you like a hawk or a sea anemone

>>344831
Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

>>344843
I'm sorry?

I made the mistake of being the one visitor (outside of Piano and family) there.
So I got the "Index Card" treatment.

What's that?
I'm not familiar with church culture.

First time visitors are very happily received. They always want the entire church to know that a visitor is in their midst.
So what happens is that an usher asks you for your name, and you tell them, and they write it on a card.

And you don't think about it.
And then later on in service, that card is in the hand of some guy who LOUDLY PROCLAIMS that there are visitors visiting!
So, they just named me, and everyone said Bienvenidos! and when service was over they were all shaking my hand and greeting me.
Which made it really awkward because I kept wanting to say hi to Piano and her family but they were all over the place talking to people.

FUCK my FUCKING life /moe/ I just my phone charger
and the only place it could be is the coffee shop i was studying at earlier
but it's closed now
and i'm gonna go check if it there's tomorrow
but it's not gonna be there
and it's gonna be a wasted 30 minutes of my fucking life driving there and back
and then a wasted fucking $80,000 buying a life time supply of phone chargers with insurance and warranties

Sounds reasonable.

now my fucking estranged father wants to come visit me
and there's another 30 uncomfortable minutes of my life wasted

>>344848
That's funny.

I kind of want to visit a church someday just to experience all that fun stuff.

Also, since the service was in Spanish, many of them thought I spoke Spanish, since I was sitting there without a translator.
So I had to swap between saying "hello" and "pas".
Which is awkward for me to say for a completely unrelated reason.

I still don't actually know what pas a vos means
and google translate is not... making sense

sounds like it was fun

>>344854
Isn't that like, "we saw" or something?

or wait
vos is you
so you saw

It's like ... it IS a greeting.
The speaker goes up and says pas a vos and the congregation responds with something slightly different. I still don't know. I should ask. I feel like asking now would be like weird.
Okay, now I don't. So I'm going to ask.
>>344859
super big fuss
OH
AND SINCE WE WERE VISITORS
WE GOT TO SKIP THE LINE
FOR DINNER
WE ATE FIRST

Yeah, churches love visitors.
They make a big fuss over them.

One of y'all should take me to church someday.

What's the best time to visit a church for free food?

Will church people get mad at me if they find out I'm Jewish?

>best time
lol
you need to know they're schedule
yes they are schedule
>>344862
no
well, I don't think so
>>344864
I wrote notes in Zero Time Dilemma

Do people actually make notes about games?
Don't trust your memory?

Is it rude to go to church just for their delicious food?

>>344863
Maybe you can take me to church someday, then.
I'll be polite and won't curse.

>>344865
Only if that's your personal church
So... if you're like me when I'm late at times
Showing up 15 minutes after the service because I missed a train

>>344867
>personal church
I don't think I'm affilated with any church

>>344867
your train conducterr is a sinner

TAKE ME TO CHURCH
I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES

la la la la la
kikasete sing along now

church music is so catchy

I was always too shy to sing really loud in church.
I'm not confident in my singing voice.

reeeee i knew it'd turn into a social eating situation
LET ME FAST

My voice is okay. But I am bad at recognizing different keys
I can sing to melody but I can't move to tenor by myself

As long as attention isn't on me, I've got no problem singing in public.
I was walking through the mall this evening singing along to whatever Christmas carols I heard over the intercom.

But as soon as I'm the focus of attention I get nervous as fuck

you're voice usually just becomes one with everyone else
but sometimes you stand out like this one old lady who would sustain her notes for some reason
>>344879
hello bang!
good to hear you had a good day!

I get why it's fireproof.
But a fireproof raincoat is an amusing notion.

today was a good day!

hi moe!

Evening.

>your
fuck

Yar

Vegan Mayonnaise sounds like a horrific concept.

guys add me and my fam

>>>/watch?v=v9s6TAFpGY4

>its not pas a vos
what
>it's paz a vos
>peace be unto you
I was spelling it wrong the whole time
That's why I could never find out what it meant

>>344887
lol

Aren't words so much fun.

>>344885
Wow, you guys look the same. That's so cute./

Looking through Amazon deals is always such a great exercise of my personal restraint.
Convincing myself I don't need these things because they're cheaper than usual is a good way to build my imaginary muscle of apathy towards material gratification.

I downloaded animal crossing again today.

>>344890
she has the best campsite ever. her car is 2 floors!

I guess while I don't want to do much with this sunburn I might as well properly decorate my shit

can you change your appearance or are stuck with the same eye colors

>>344890
17873463852 is her code thing

>>344893
Wow, I didn't know cars went to two floors.

>>344896
What's your code thing?

Mine is 01242669150
I kept getting dropped trying to switch tabs to view it

What kind of musical instrument is this?

>>344892
Did you get very far?

I can't install games
I hate this phone
why would you ever make an 8GB phone in this political climate

Get a new phone once your job starts!

>>344902
You can't install games on the SD card I'm guessing?

My friend code is 0162 3186 336.

>>344904
not on the SD no
I can only move like a few MB of data to it
but most stays on the main memory anyway

>>344901
No, I'm still level 1.

>>344905
Oh, your character looks similar to mine. Sasuga.

how unoriginal

>>344908
Sasuga indeed.
I guess it's inevitable.

babababababa BLACK SHEEP

>>344905
so kooru

cardio is killing my gains and energy to do other stuff
also my J O I N T S
and I am an expert in what happens to people when their JOINTS get worn down over years of abuse
AWFUL SHIT

always run on de grass

rookie
just
swim

get better joints you fuck

better joints are expensive

steal them

i'll need a pretty high medical skill to install them though

>Give Kudos to Jan
>Get Friend Powder
shit jan do you wanna do some friend powder with me inside the camper

>>344920
duh that's why it's called friend powder
let's watch cartoons on my WIDESCREEN TEREBI

damn your sister's camper is so fly

>>344921
fuck yes let's do it

fuck that was annoying fight
enemies kept critical stunning, disarming and doing 100+ dmg with heavy blows
or a aoe swipe with 4 criticals...
fucking roll to win

>>344923
those animals out there keep asking me for cherries and shit so I hide in my camper watching soccer all day

>>344925
what a life

I need one more friend to get to go in the quarry
nobody I've met will accept my friend request ;_;

do you have a riajuu somewhere in that list

>>344927
i want to go in a quarry

i wanna play animal crossing

>>344928
BAKUHATSU

who you callin normie

oh yeah, there were no photos!
Woo!
but I can't say the same about tomorrow

clothes crafting when

>>344928
I've added you.

is this animal crossing talka

When can I get hats?
>>344937
yeah

>>344938
They sell them at the market.

>>344936
thank you I can finally explode

i'll dig up all your fossils

swiggity swooty

well I guess that's done now
no going back

What's the blushing for?

he was thinking about me

yeah I feel second hand embarrasment whenever I think of you too

>>344946
Dunno.

>>344949
I bet you do!

>>344950
Haven't got a clue.

>>344951
Wow, you always get on my case when I say something that isn't true, and now you're being like this!

>>344953
Wow, you're coming on so strong.

I wasn't going to say anything but you kinda invited it.

kyaa oniichan
it won't fit
i should have gotten the 2TB

>>344955
How'd I do that?

>>344956
On your phone? It must be really full.

>>344957
You posted a blushy face!

>>344958
I wasn't inviting anything.

Oh, maybe I was imaging things.

It should be about anime time, I heard all the shows tonight were good.

>>344960
You just want to bully me!

Yeah, anime was good.

it's not sekuhara if she blushed first (?????????)

Me, bully?

I'm looking forward to net-juu.
I previewed a little earlier though.

Yeah, you wanted to use secrets to bully me.

>>344962
it is definitely sekuhara
rika is harassing me!

I love how this nathan tweet is being used

uwu i wish i was an eldritch godling
~

i wish i was an ewdwich godwing

>>344964
That doesn't sound like something I'd do.

>>344968
It's what you're doing.
I'd prefer that nobody know what you know!

oh man I am so doki doki right now

>>344969
Don't worry, I'm great at keeping secrets!

>>344971
It'd have been nice if it was a secret from you, too.

>>344972
Oh, it's not a very big deal.

>>344973
Even if you say that, it's still a little, you know.

It's a really minor thing.

Even so

SORE DEMO
SORE DEMO
SORE DEMO

oh cool I found it

My favorite flat earth image is one where it's like a picture of my rage next to the solar system.
And everything in the solar system is normal but the earth is a flat disc.

>>344978
yo nice

>>344979
What if the earth is a sphere but all the other planets are just posters in a big black room

hoi

the earth only looks round because of the curvature of spacetime
in reality everything in the universe is flat

I like the dinosaur one that got the kicked out of the flat earth discord

flat earthers were just trying to distract us from flat reality

what if the earth but // the earth really is a disc but it's spinning so in a way that is like a hologram
like the way a coin would spin

>>>/watch?v=dYQL9dpeloc
like this
I like this concept

what would you like to say with that loudspeaker

>>344989
That it's anime time.


anime >>344991 →

>>344990
this image makes me hungry

I'm also really hungry.

There's this show on Netflix called Godless that is getting good reviews everywhere, but it was so fucking boring.
I can't recommend it at all.
It was well written byt it was like, completely formulaic.

>>344998
I watched every episode.

did you give it a few episodes?
i was wondering about it
oh no

have you seen Narcos
that show was dope
i need to catch up

what is it about

Godless is just some cowboy drama
There are a bunch of different stories going on at once that are related, but most the content is just banal shit that ultimately has no satisfying conclusion
Like for three episodes this lady was arguing with her lover
And then the lady finds out her lover was not actually cheating on her
so she's just like "yeah sorry"
and then it's never touched on again
even though they just had tense arguments for like three episodes and were shouting and calling each other whores and shit

>>345002
Probably.

>>344997
I bet normies wrote the reviews.

Hello good morning

>>344999
yeah narcos is good shit

>>345004
heyo

There's this sheriff that everyone thinks is a coward because he doesn't shoot his guns ever
we find out he's going blind

an episode later, he is eating breakfast and a random person comes and gives him a pair of glasses
that's it
it's not interesting at all

the guy that gives him glasses never even had a name and showed up for about 1 minute

PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

sounds like stupid shit

the middle was pretty good
one of the two interesting main characters was teaching a kid how to hunt, how to ride horses, etc
that was good
but it was like an hour of interesting content in an 8-9 hour series

needless to say i'm very dissatisfied with it

TV just isn't very good these days.

TV was never really good
there are probably the same number of good shows that there always have been and just more bad shows because we have access to the bad ones more easily

anime is the only perfect medium tbh

>>345009
EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A BANG TIME

Anime is pretty good. I'm glad I got into it.

DUN DUN DUN

Anime is great.
You can survive with anime and nothing else.

>>345001
I like this image

What's the last good 2D animation the west did?

Avatar, I guess?

>>345023
That's true!
I'd pick it if I could only have one thing.

>>345026
That was pretty good
Iroh best boy forever

I just don't watch a lot of western animation, so that's all I could think of

Oh yeah, Rick and Morty somehow slipped my mind, it's pretty good

I'm the avatar

you gotta deal with it

>>345024
rick and morty if you have a high enough iq to understand it

>>345027
I would probably pick my girlfriend but anime is a close second.

>>345033
>tfw rick and morty is 2deep4me
truly the dark souls of evangelions

>>345033
I was thinking like more in terms of entertainment and not like people.

that cop episode of rick and morty was a masterpiece unironically

>>345036
Fish can be entertainment and people.

>>345037
Yeah Tales from the Citadel is easily the single best episode of the whole show, no contest
The whole episode, from the first second to after the credits

>>345038
Well she qualifies as people before she does as entertainment!

>>345040
That's true.

>>345039
Yeah, absolutely.
same old story, ricks killin mortys

I think it was made especially great by being such a departure from the rest of the show, though
Like if the rest of the show didn't exist as somewhat light hearted comedy with a few pointed commentaries and stuff sprinkled in, the episode wouldn't have worked as well as it did
It being sprung on us like that added a lot to it, I think

Yeah, agreedo.

This episode of Yuki Yuna is good.
They've done a good job with this.

I told you!
They're so good at making you have a lot of fun while slowly ramping up your anxiety.

Is yuki yuna actually good, or are you watching it as a train wreck?

>>345047
I realized something was wrong pretty quickly.
THey did a good job making it a slow burn though.

>>345048
It's actually really, really good.

>>345049

Yeah, they're so good at it.
I can't wait to see what happens next.

Remember how many people were wrong about that image I just posted?
How they couldn't tell that Yuna is looking at Togo?

Yeah.
A surprising number of people were wrong about it.

there was no yuri and I will die on this hill

>>345057
Based Jordan

The dad seems like a legend

>>345057
my sides
that foucault shit has me rolling

>>345056
Dying intoxicated with victory on a hill of swords isn't a bad way to go.

>>345063
wait, are you saying you don't believe there was yuri?

I love how Jordan is just breaking rules and his gf even backs him up against his parents

I want to believe it's real

>>345063
are you saying Yuna WASN'T looking at Togo

>>345064
No, there totally was yuri.

I haven't even watched the show and I assumed there was yuri

>>345067
Okay, yeah, good.

Was it sachkong's birthday or something yesterday, btw?
my feed was like nothing but this gremlin for hours

>>345069
I was just saying that if he wants to die intoxicated with victory on a hill of swords, I'll understand.

>>345071
It's today, the 25th.

>>345066
Yuna was totally looking at Togo.
A lot of wrong people thought she wasn't though.

>>345074
I guess Japan is ahead of us?

>>345076
Yeah, Japan is 11 hours ahead of me, and it just became the 25th an hour ago here.

>>345075
but by saying I am intoxicated with victory you are implying my postion is the right one

>>345078
>>>/watch?v=Jor3Q0jbnoM

I guess I should download some anime

Shirou is like a philosopher when you think about it.
He says so much good stuff.

Philosophy is saying good stuff and nothing else

>>345082
what anime

Good philosophy reaffirms the status quo, all else is edgelordism

bvang

>>345086
Good philosophy and comedy is edgy but not edgy enough to drive away potential sales

good philosophy really makes you think

Philosophy is just over thinking and nothing else, when you really think about it.

>>345089

>>345085
well that is the pickle
it has to be dubbed because this girl can't read subs like Blind

>>345089
you really make me think
does that make you good philosophy?

I would be a pretty good philospher, I think.

Gordon Ramsey really activated my almonds
He's my favourite philosopher

>>345092
>has to be dubbed
Oh okay that makes sense

>>345095
I mean, it's not a protected title or anything, and I'm pretty sure the fact that you aren't currently means you'd make a bad one

Imagine some people think they need degrees to be philosophers.

>>345095
yeah

>>345096
He's very good at insulting people.

>>345098
All that means is that it doesn't pay well enough.

>>345101
I'm glad you agree!

>>345102
Yeah
You don't have the interest

...so you'd make a bad one

>>345102
Oh, you know I usually agree with you!

For a philosopher money is irrelevant
especially if you are cynically aligned

>>345106
>for a pihlosopher money is irrelevant
Depends on your philosophy

>>345103
At the end of the day you gotta put food on the table.

>>345105
That's why you have such good sense!

I really am bad at texting

>>345108
Nobody pays you for most of what you do with your time though
'Philosopher' isn't a paid position
It's not wage labor

>>345108
Is that why?

>>345107
Material gain corrupts the seeking of knowledge and wisdom

>>345112
That's just your philosophy though
We could debate that line of thinking for weeks so I won't
But the point is that the relevancy of money to a pihlosopher depends on how the philosopher thinks

>>345114
A philosopher doesn't have to be JUST a philosopher
Some philosopher may have come to the conclusion that material gain is a valid means to happiness
And thus using his newfound knowledge pursued it

Nah, "philosopher" in itself contains why a philosopher, no matter what kind of philosophy of life you argue they live by, can only truly be a philosopher
if they pursue knowledge and wisdom for the sake of just it
and for the love of it.
anything else, and the love is impure.
It is like being religious for the sake of money,.

>>345110
It's a profession!

>>345111
Yeah.

It can be, in that you can get books published
But it's not like anything's stopping you from uh, thinking about things instead of watching chinese cartoons about 16 year old girls kissing eachother

>>345115
I guess I'll take your word for it.

Not to disparage the great value in such Chinese cartoons, of course

>>345113
Happiness is irrelevant
pursue of knowledge is all that matters.

>>345119
According to YOU

>>345121
Yes
and I am right

>>345122
From my perspective the Jedi are evil

Thinking you need to be recognized by someone with money for your thoughts on things to be valid is the biggest spook we face as a species

>>345123
They aren't good, though either.

>>345125
The Jedi were really incompetent
The fact that they failed to stop Sheeves crazy scheme really just shows they shouldn't have held any sort of power

They failed in their organisational goals and creeds by tying themselves too much with the republic
and following their traditions and rules too much.

>>345116
No way.
I gotta get paid if I'm going to work.
Doing philosophy requires my brain to get engaged, so it's work!
I get paid for all that time.

The Jedi should have been anarchists

the good jedi were anarchists
they were called grey jedi

>>345128
See this is why you'd make a bad philosopher

>>345130
Not really anarchists

>Anakin is too impulsive he needs to learn to train his mental fortitude and control his desires better
>so we're gonna leave him with a very attractive woman in her early 20s
>alone
>while the jedi are forbidden to love

>>345128
Philosophy is more of a hobby than a job
it is not work, it is funtimes
If you say philosophying is work, then watching anime is work too.

>>345117
Yeah, you have good taste since your taste is similar to mine.

>>345131
I'd be great at the process of making philosophy.

It's work in the same sense playing video games is work

>>345136
For some people video games is work

ya, and for some people philosophy has become a means of income
It works on many levels

>Has become
You say that like philosophy being an income garnering career is some relatively new occurance.

>>345138
I wonder do those people still enjoy video games as we do
or has it become something else to them

>>345141
I mean it in the sense that it's rarely if ever the beginning

Like video games, it usually begins as a hobby, and then it gets somewhere, and money happens

>>345142
Depends on who you ask
Streaming and doing lets plays and stuff is probably very different to just casually playing a game since you gotta perform and entertain
And some streamers feel compelled to only play popular games for extra revenue

>>345147
I hope it's because they like video games because that's what produces better content imo

>>345136
And this is why I mostly play games that let me take it easy.

>>345145
Well both let's streamers and pro-gamers
I wonder how much they enjoy it and how oft they think "damn this is becoming a chore/mundane/etc"

>>345142
It's video games, mostly
It's a little bit work, but mostly still video games because they're hardly alienated at all

If I had to guess, I'd say let's streamers more enjoy their work and progamers might start to get tired of doing just the same game(s) over and over again
but I guess tourney wins and whatnots rejuvinate the interest

Well ya gotta remember that the people who actually start making money are exclusively people who love video games

What little alienation they have comes from the loose schedule they impose on themselves to keep their audience satisfied, but a lot of them can just ditch that without any real blowback

Being a streamer sounds like a terrible fate.
Never make your play into work!

>>345156
100% unrealistic portrayal of any team effort

money!

>>345154
agreed

maybe I should make her watch Neo Yokio haha

Streamers probably enjoy video games more than any of us to, honestly

>>345155
I love "I think I'm at the objective"
Like he's never played the game before

>>345162
the middleguy is a loser
drinking from a big bottle of cola straight and not using a glass

The middle guy is the person who's probably carrying the team.
The guy on the left probably isn't even at the objective.

The middle guy is going to spill his drink tohugh.

>>345163
glass coke > cans

>>345166
>#CokeEsports
>Not competitive Pepsiman

>>345164
Guy on the far right totally erps in the ingame chat

>>345156
I wanna see actual #CokeEsports
That would be SICK

>>345143
I might be nitpicking at this point, but I feel the two diverge.
Most people that find success playing games for a living don't do so because of their skill or knowledge of the games.
They -might- be skillful or knowledgeable about what they play, but generally their success comes from being a good entertainer.
They've just happened to choose gaming as their medium.
Where as the philosopher's knowledge of his field directly translates into sustenance.

>>345165
No coke
not soda

>>345161
still do wonder about the bigger names, how oft they play games they want to play vs games that audience wants them to play
and so on

Imagine being obligated to play like six hours of video games every night.
That seems terrible.
Sometimes you want to just take it easy and post on moe or whatever.

Streamers have to play the games everyone likes, too.
Imagine being obligated to play like six hours of hearthstone every night?

>>345169
sniff

I think the two overlap a lot
They garner an audience based on the games they enjoy playing, after all

Imagine playing games you don't even like 6 hours a day to entertain literal childeren
Imagine doing nothing but stream League

>>>/watch?v=abof8iFtRB0#t=18m34s
especially meme games

>>345170
Imagine being obligated to leave your house to sit at a desk somewhere and punch numbers into a computer for 8 hours every single day

Well, it's important to find a job that you like.
I think that's different than making your play into your work, though.
We need different things from work than we do our hobbies.

I wouldn't want to work one of those data entry jobs either.

Being a big name like pewdiepie who's set for life is probably okay
But streaming is very competitive
If you're small fry you gotta contend with thousands of other people aiming for time and donations
And you aren't at all secure

>>345180
Yeah it's not easy to break into

>>345174
Here the difference is that after the 6-8 hours of doing WORK you can get home and unwind on video game hobby
for video gamer, the hobby and job are the same thing
it might take some of the joy out in the end.

>>345178
The video game streamer can just... pllay video games they want though
Like a lot of these guys stream WAY more than they need to

>>345177
Nowadays you really need to somehow market yourself out or something to get into even "small status"
back when they started and competition wasnt that fierce, it was much easier to become big

wait I should make her watch GHOST STORIES

>>345180
Like remember the nostalgia critic
If he started now, when he has competition, no one would care about him
Back then there was so much less competition

>>345184
>influenced a lot of the youtube
Exactly, because it was still somewhat new back then

>>345176
You don't understand
They have, in effect, eliminated work as a distinct section of their life
Because their means of sustaining their lives are what they would be doing anyway

>>345182
Dnno really, he has a distinctive and quite unique product
you have to realise that him and his cohort influenced quite a lot of the youtube and such community and the overall content

so basically
beign bang is like
yeah

>>345182
tbf nobody cares about him now, either

>>345187
Some people still unironically like him but they're few
A lot of people just follow for drama
Back in the day he was pretty big though

I just got bored of his content and moved on to people like YMS and stuff, cause he's actually like, critiquing movies rather than just criticicing them

>>345185
hi bang
it's me
bang

what the
i thought i finished off the last of you fuckers

>>345190
No I am bang

>>345189
Nostalgia Critic is morelike a lets watch than a review

>>345183
I would argue that they have effectively eliminated free time.
Work is something you're obligated to do even when you don't want to.

FUCK
THE DOPPELS
THEY'RE BACK
I'M GRABBING MY LASER

I started Mindhunters on Netflix and it doesn't have realistic portrayals of FBI agents, but it does make them all look like complete losers.

>>345194
Yeah but if there is no time when you don't want to do it, because it's what you would be doing anyway, it doesn't count as work, then

>>345196
was ist das?

>>345198
it's a show about a hostage negotiator with the fbi

I bit another gash in the side of my cheek again.
I wish I could stop doing this

>>345197
I'm sure there are plenty of times that streamers feel like making videos and streaming is a chore.

>>345199
why can't they ever make these shows portray atleast a somewhat accurate depiction of the actual shit
especially if it is an american show

in order to defeat the doppelganger menace i must incite violent aggression towards all bangfags
hiding my identity and turning society against myself
once all bangs are destroyed, i slowly generate positive PR for bang until i can finally unveil my true identity once again

hey rika you're a girl right

>>345196
elaborate
Are FBI agents actually big losers?

>>345203
Fuck off Crang Bang's way cooler than you

heweo
hewwo rven

>>345201
I'm sure it happens, but like
They're their own boss, they can legitimately just go "Hey guys, gonna take a break for a week or two" on twitter and boom 2 week vacation

>>345202
Because most people don't spend enough time with FBI agents to know what FBI agents are like.

>>345205
No, FBI agents are just normal people.

>>345208
I dunno how about just hiring say retired agents to consult the writing team or whatever

>>345200
I absolutely hate that

>>345208
>FBI agents are just normal people
Wow you ARE a normie

>>345204
That's what I've been told!
Do you have a question about girlhood?

>>345207
You can't just take a vacation from earning money!

>>345209
Why should they?
To please all 100 people that know what real FBI agents are like?

>>345211
I'm no agent!

>>345214
underrated post

>>345212
>That's what I've been told!

>>345212
Streamers do
Cause twitch subscriptions and stuff are what's paying their bills, and those are monthly like any wage

And their working condition is one where there is a cult of personality around them, their audience genuinely cares about their well being, they're not a number to what is effectively their 'employer', they're a human being

>>345207
Not really
people who slack on content delivery
who don't treat their fans with respect
gradually decline into small timers who can't actually make a living

>>345212
maybe or maybe I just wanted to use that sentence as if I had a preface to another question but I don't
well actually I probably do but I don't know yet

>>345213
To make a quality product
Of course craftmanship pride is a dead concept in modern world.

>>345213
If you're not an agent then stop following me home from my secret illegal meetings

OwO what's this?

>>345220
no

that was a typo I meant to say legal meetings
>>345223
please

>>345222
nice trips

>>345224
what's in it for me?

>>345212
boyhood took 12 years to make, how long will girlhood take?

>>345227
I'll let you attend the meetings

Corruption
PURGE!

what are you guys up to?

Nursing a cut in the side of my cheek.

>>345228
girlhood usually finishes up two or so years before boyhood does.

>>345217
Yeah, I was expecting some kind of follow up. Now I'm a little disappointed.

>>345228
Boyhood is one of those movies I love being a thing, but have absolutely no interest in watching

>>345234
Boyhood is one of those movies where I appreciate its existance because I liked the RLM review of it

>>345238
You're damn right I appreciate Nitori

>>345236
appreciate this

is this some sort of bang alter

>>345228
Deal.

>>345233
okay what are some good tips for texting
I'm not used to sms

>>345239
someone pretending I think

>>345239
alternate universe bangu

Krang T Nelson, antifa leader, has blessed us with their presence

One of those bangs is not like the other.

Will the real Bang please stand up, please stand up

what the fuck is aqua even DOING

Hello I am gnaB

what up bang here

>>345250
drinking what's up with bang

this place needs more bangs

>>345244
ARISE SUPERSOLDIERS

>>345241
It depends on who you're talking to.
I like to not talk like an idiot in texts.

I guess I would say the only important rule for texts is not to say anything too heavy.
Texting isn't supposed to be super serious conversation.

>>345241
l33tsp33k

>>345251
hungover
about to get some breakfast from the store

>>345253
There are so many levels of that whole debacle where it's like
"Imagine believing this"

>>345259
Wow Bang, it's like 1 AM in texas right now. THat's a little early for breakfast, don't you think?

>>345261
You've never woken up at the middle of the night hangover?

some people have breakfast for dinner
don't judge

>>345261
it's breakfast whenever I want it to be Yuu-san
have you had breakfast yet?

breakfast is an interesting word
break
fast

Hi Dutch.

>>345267
sup dude
what up with you?

>>345265
believe it or not
that's actually the meaning of the word
it's called breakfast because you're breaking your fast from the day before
because you don't typically eat during your sleep
so that time is technically fasting

>>345264
I didn't have breakfast.

>>345269
indeed
it still is amusing word
we just call it "morning snack" aamupala

wait
I can't believe dutch was bang the whole time
bang's life is a lie

>>345268
Just relaxing.
It's too late at night here to be doing anything.
Too cold to go out too.

>>345271
eating disorder or do you usually just skip it?

well literally morning piece

>>345269
Though I doubt its root is so easily explained
I bet it has some religious say monastery background

do you guys want some memes?

>>345275
I pretty much always skip it.
At work sometimes I snack around 9 or 10 though.

if you guys want memes i have a lot of memes

I skip breakfast because I'm lazy

>>345284
post memes

I usually skip lunch.

here is a bang meme
>>>/watch?v=CCVdQ8xXBfk

>>345274
thankfully not that cold yet over here
still wearing summer coat, but am wearing gloves