Thread #342531

where is my friend kirara
also hi tn

ill put together a pastebin out of boredom of all the music i remember using in the campaign

You have no friends here, tonski lewdbird

so why are all 2hu doujins 40MB average size nowadays?
why make em so big, when monitors are still at about 2x inch range on average?

high quality zooming

also >40 mg
mb
somehody gasnt seen the 200 mb ones

I don't dl those in full size cause is 100% waste

>>>/@BreakingNNow/933715755748745217

>>342538
said tn, who never deletes anime
>>342539
NOOOOOOOO

>>342540
and anime is never in 19kx10k format

>>342541
yeah but anime is way bigger?

>>342542
yeah but aside from shitty rips, filesize is directly correlated to quality of the product
with images, once you go past 2-3x your monitor size, it is just bloat

Im sure there are people out there who would disagree with you

we're not talking about art here, we are talking about scanlations of magazine sized physical prints

I'm sure there are people who would disagree with your opinion but you are free to express it

Well yeah, there are many who disagree with my opinions and most of them are objectively wrong

we gotta find those people and kill em

>>342548
That is a lot of people
I mean mostly they are a "loud minority" but still a lot of people
oh and wait
good chance itm ight be billions

i guess today is an easy thanksgiving
which is enough to be thankful for

>>342552

>>342556
hello yes i love shiki

>>342555
i know this feeling

>>342559
how about this?

it is some kind of oni-loli-candy-fighting machine

>>>/@RT_com/933728096955588611

>>342564
rt sure tweets a lot of stuff

also kill it with fire-explosions

>>342564
so uh
those are all hornets huh

Wild guess would be anything from 500 to few thousand

>>342570
wonder which branch this is

2

pics
kinda dissappudding

bitcoin is 8100
Nier is 40% off

>>>/@LydiaBurrell/933545497427619841
blue, go through this thread and tell me as soon as it makes you want to die

it would be easier to ask when I didn't want to die
which I would be able to say:
>>>/@LydiaBurrell/933555043353194497
which is probably the only good one so far

>>342574
How high can it go
>>>/watch?v=XHN0cnBTD5g

>>342576
why are white people like this

Why do you hate mashed potatoes
or do you just suck at making it?

>Talk turkey to me

>>342579
>you
not me
But people are bad
at food

Also why are all portrayals in usa media of family gatherings always hell?

Accurate representation.

You need to understand that someone put pineapple in macaroni and cheese in America.
That's all you need to understand the depth of skepticism I have about all of this

>>342583
so why does the averag e american
averigan family hate each other like that?

I mean I can understand tensions being bit high if the ENTIRE family gathers
like not just siblings and their family
but cousins, second and so on
like everyone related to the same greatgrandparent or such

I dunno man I don't live there.

>>>/@LydiaBurrell/933569055759437824

>>342585
all kinds of reasons.

>>342588
but these are quite well made

>>>/@LydiaBurrell/933576000641912833
they make me hate white people so much

>>>/@MotherElhaym/933569956016353280

>>342592
man USM seems way too real
dragons that kill houses and shit

would you buy nicomeat

>>342592
wow i didnt do battle tree yet but damn

>>342594
niku niku nii

>>>/@Kitsunelaine/933180718103932930

>>342592
>>>/@JimmyWhetzel/933172146183872514

>>342597
Wow
>reminder that I use daily sugoi monthly datacap

>>342598
I might get a nintendo handheld just for pkmns
though I know if I buy the current one, they go like "TADAA NEW CONSOLEW ITH NEW PKMN GAME cause fuck TN2

well yeah usm is the last 3ds pokemon game
next one will be switch

tfw banned from online

>>342601
Oh right it is also a handheld in every way

I hope switch pokemon is dope

>>>/@JebBushJr/933730312823095296

jeb jr doesn't look like jeb at all

Maybe isn't his kid

I wonder what kind of amazing roller coasters usa has

or spookihouses/trains

probably a thousand times more exciting than European ones because we have crappy laws that let them be absolutely balls to the wall dangerous

>>342610
Nah european ones are crazy, well continental
but yeah add in the "not so safe" factor
but i've been to eastern european rides so...

oh good point

Best one still goes to
I think austrian ghost train
it was just moving monster dolls
untill at about last quarter one especialyl bad looking dracula doll stood up and started running after us

and then me and my brother realised why the cart had side mirrors with "objects may appear bigger than they actually are" or whatever in german

Like imagine being in a vax cabinet and suddenly one of the dolls gets up and running

>>342615
They WON'T WON'T BE doing it man.
That's practically an admission of doing so.

>>342617
hasn't comcast too been caught of doing it already

>>342618
yeah lol

>>342585
>>>/@ironshackle/933508645287006208
We hate each other so much that we're exploiting the market

>>342620
Oh god
this is so good

>>342620
based

I'd like a large extra

???

happy thanksgiving!

happy giving thanks and then murdering those who helped you day

ungratefulness day

This is why nobody likes Europeans. There's no reason to be that way.
It's not like you guys are any different.

I dunno so far our history has been "trempled over by neighbours" untill we stung back hard

and also were first to settle this region

>>342629
Happy Thanksgiving.

>>342629
thank you neechang

i may look fly but i want to die

How is thanksgiving going for everyone?

I just became full at a bugfet and have like one or two more dinners to attend so aaaaaaaaahhhhh

buffet

wow, fatty

>>342639
I'm dreading going to dinner.
How are you?

>>342642
what are you calling me fatty for you JERK

because you're eating like three dinners

>>342642
When are you guys eating?

>>342645
In about an hour.
I'm planning on being late, though.

>>342644
He's just attending multiple proms
no big deal

>>342647
damn

>>342644
im not going to eat three dinners dummy
im saying I got full but am expected to eat more

>>342647
I don't know why you guys are so hung up on this prom thing.

>>342649
fattttttty

>>342651
shut up and realize this akatsuki is too good

>>342639
just havin a basic day for a basic bitch really nothin special here

>>342652
fatfatfat

>>342654
enjoy your dinner JERJ

>thanksgiving ruined by a jerj

Time to see if my clothes are dry

The buffet was good though

hmm
my recorder isn't where i thought it was

there are like 10 cars outside my grandmas
dont have a big family

cranksgiving
to remind us that the first settlers wouldn't have survived the rough winter without getting amped up on methamphetamines

oh boy
pocket camp is installing
im so excited

I think the comfiest thing about it is that you can put furniture and stuff in your van.

i cant wait

from a konohana thread:

>I caught my 50 year old Dad watching this show on Crunchyroll and just about pissed myself laughing when the grouchy old fuck looks me dead in the eyes and said "I just picked a random show from your queue and then kept watching for the pink one."

I think blind's dad accidentally watched prisma illya once

>>342666
Their dad has an interesting taste in women.

>>342666
my dad watched ouran
i think he liked it

aw it gave me a cute sweater right off the bat

Yeah, the starter clothes aren't bad.

Was it fall season in the Australian version?

i dunno im not from that god forsaken place

Kirara will know the answer to that question.

Kirara is probablt preparing for his night of torture

it was not fall

or maybe it was
there was no discernable way to see
>>342678
oh it was green

Was it green or brown?
The version we have is pretty brown.
I think it probably has seasons.

wow i got through the tutorial and now theres another download
mean

>>>/@lilsasquatch66/933513716775243778

I am Ohio.

>>>/@FranTownsend/933782864122048512
ong

>>342682
Am want

Marshmallows aren't that good to warrant a whole pie slice but I can definitely respect it.

I should make those ~artisanal marshmallows~

>>342681
I am Churchmoor

>>342683
same

43723371284
here is my friend id if anywanwan

>>342684
Its marshmallows and chocolate though

>>342688
Why are these ID codes always so long?

Like if every single human on planet earth had an account, there'd still be a digit more than necessary

http://thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/ive-collecting-comics-ever-since-10-years-old/

>>342690
Probably to make them harder to guess randomly.

I'm not really sure if that's a concern, though
I mean I guess that would be it, but still

>>342690
redundancy is really useful in data storage

for example, if you were just going to have everyone have a unique number and just gave the first person one, the second two, and so on, then you've just got an array of, say, 7 billion plays and a number attached to each
that's okay and totally fine, but that's also really really not very helpful

now let's say we add on some extra data packaging and certain chunks correspond to different things, like region, data // date of account creation, what server first access was on, et cetera
now you've got some ways that you can actually sort out those seven billion accounts other than just one, two, three, et cetera

kind of like how credit card numbers inherently carry the card type (mastercard, visa) and policy version in the 16-digit number
that's why you can type in a cc number into an online purchase and it already knows what the card type is and whether it's a valid number
it would be a lot harder to verify it was a valid number if every credit card just had a straight serial number

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/eve-online-player-accidentally-becomes-certified-accountant/

>>342694
Oh, that makes sense
I'm not really sure how useful that is for friendcodes, but the ID is probably used for other stuff behind the scenes, too

>>342696
sometimes it's for non-human uses too
like if it's just a number floating around and interfacing with all the different coding, sometimes there's things that go wrong (like some cases where people would fill out forms with "null" or something with the name and when it's entered into the system it fucks everything up)
so instead of it just being a flat, exposed number that can be accessed any way, the redundancy and extra data packaging can act like a protective barrier, where it needs to unpack the container for the information before it can interface with the information directly
and it might have five or six different access point depending on what it's doing instead of just one, too

Numbers are do great
*so

numbers are all made up

>>342699
God invented the integers.

i'm with kirara on this one
numbers are only usable in certain domains
they're not actually real

>>342701
Real numbers are real
Checkmate Athiest

they're a real pain in the ass

>>342703
4U

Oh yeah
Happy Thanksgiving

>>342704
yeah sure
you try fitting SQRT 2 dildos up there and see how comfy it is

That's not funny, my brother died that way!

>>342696
you probably get the gist already and i'm overexplaining, but here's a couple examples
you could imagine that if grocery stores had SKUs for all their products as serial numbers by the time they went to market as opposed to containing product information in the SKUs it'd be really complicated to look stuff up and organize it
or if people got phone numbers starting at 1 and just kept going every time a new phone number was given out as opposed to having country and area codes on them that it would be pretty chaotic

Youtube loads insanely slow lately, and I dunno if it's just my PC dying or youtube being shit

The 20 dollar deal on Disgaea 5 switch is sold out.
It was sold out last night when i checked.
I guess it was more popular than expected or they didn't have a lot of stock.
What a shame!

Last night I had a dream my mum wanted me to become a thief because I had no job
wtf mum

I had a nerd talk with i think my cousin that was fun

>>342713
So Australian!

>>342714
that sounds fun what'd you talk about

>>342715
I'm not even Australian
I steal anime every day though

>>342716
a lot of video games and computers and stuff

something is very wrong here

>>342712
I heard that Target has the game on sale for 35 USD, if that's still cheap enough.

>>342718
fuck

>>342719
Looks like they have that price online too. I'll have to think about that.

holidays are such a drag
i should be going to some thanksgivings with extended family because they might not live another thanksgiving
but that's pretty much the case every year and it's a long drive and stuff
i already have so much caretaker fatigue i don't want to be around dying people anymore

Would it be better if everyone drived to you?

I love these moments when you get to be THE LAW
mats might like this game

Hrrm
Maybe I should skip out on Thanksgiving prep and go hang out a cafe or something.

*hang out at

Nerat is creepy
a hivemind in human form dominated by one personality that eats other minds to gain their experiences
and even tortures them
also a telepath

Sounds fun.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/notorious-b-i-g-the-cat-survives-shooting-1.4415169
On one hand, the fuck kind of little shit would do this.
On the other, what a fucking moment of DESTINY.

And i made that thing angry at me now
heh

wake me up

(Can't wake up)

save me

saw my aunt's boyfriend's son and daughter kiss and nobody even looked surprised

>just Florida things

>>342736
no incest was just a prank bro

My friend sent me this the other day.

>>342739
this is Good

I want it in higher resolution though.

the low resolution makes it better

>>342735
How's family time going?

>>342743
Fun fact
I've not had Thanksgiving with family members outside of my immediate family
Even Once
Except maybe over twenty years ago
Which is the only time it would've even been considered, and also the only time it could've happened that I would not remember.

>>342743
see >>342736

my grandma pronounces Quiznos as queeze nose lol

I just found a thirty something year old song about Fullmetal Alchemist.

>>342745
Well that's not the most absurd pronunciation at least.

>>342746
>fullmetal alchemist
>thirty something years old
信じません

>>342747
she pronounces tsunami as toosami

>>342748
Checkmate Athiest
>>>/watch?v=LpRymKh1K1E

fuck

What's wrong bang?

>>342750
DUNDUN
DUNDUN

>>342751
what happened

Come on bang
Don't leave me hanging
Unless I cast this

I fuckin' love that video

They're really vicious creatures.
You need something better than a broom if you're going to confront one.

Could'a just let it stay in the bin
It woulda left eventually, anyway

freeeeee

They go through your trash and make a mess.
They'll also attack and kill cats and small dogs.

>>342758
I love that the broom snaps off at the end

>>342762
Maybe if your cats or small dogs are wimps
My neighbor's cat killed raccoons

>>342762
This is terrible news

Also bad new
s
This got erratad
You can't choose a language your opponent doesn't know
And also you have to say what language it is

>>342764
Raccoons are easily a match for the biggest and strongest cats.
Old and small cats don't stand a chance against them.

Large dogs can win against raccoons but they have the upper hand against smaller and medium sized dogs.

Clearly what we need is genetically engineered, REALLY BIG raccoons

>>342768
Stop
My dm has homebrew giant firebreathing raccoons in his gay ass mary sue country in his gay ass campaign setting

i hate thanksgiving
this shitty hick internet is barely good enough to handle /moe/

I don't want to hear anymore about big raccoons

>>342768
What if we just took like 20 tigers and released them in the middle of new york

People would catch them and try to exploit them.

How many raccoons do you figure it takes to ice a tiger?

About tree fiddy

>>342774
beautiful

nice

👩🏻💼

welp that didn't even work

thx javascript

Why not make emoji in posts be bigger by default?
Emoji are way too small, man

^🙏

^🦃

finally home

Seems like you didn't have to deal with the craziness for too long.

>>342779
Why is Lyn in the bottom panel like that?
Where'd the people from the top panel go?

I was only asked about my sex life twice and only one racist comment was made about Fish having a black father so I consider it a successful dinner

Congrats on another successful family gathering!

my aunt's boyfriend's son told a story about he was beating the shit out of his dog and the dog started biting him and tore the shit out of his arms
my cousin apparently tortured a turkey to death with a bb gun
my aunt's boyfriend was fantasizing about how he wanted a Mexican maid
let's see what else happened
i think that's pretty much everything
it was a surprisingly chill dinner

>>342791
That dog is the goodest boy, and most of your family needs help
Like a lot of help

>>342791
why would you share a story about beating your dog
that just makes you look like a cunt
>mexican maid
Why would you want a mexican maid? The Japanese ones are much cuter

>>342792
well dog's dead now so

the wrong boy died

Why would you beat your own dog
Why even have the dog if you don't even like him

because to some people, animals are toys

I can get torturing bugs and stuff. I don't approve of it but I get it since they don't emote very well
But dogs are too close to humans to do that
It's like killing a baby

oh my mom joked(???) about fucking her boss in front of my stepdad
as in she made the joke in front of him
she thinks it's ok because he'll forget it happened due to his brain problem

>>342795
yeah

going to other people's homes for TG is arevolutionary experience

>>342801
come to mine next year

i refuse to step into the jaws of white florida

half the reason this is nice is because no one has said wild shit
the other half is because i can confidently tell people that I'm about to make money and that all my other industries are trash so I'm not bothered with leaving that dream

and there's roti and oxtail

>>342803
what if i pay for your plane ticket and provide a room

THIS FUCKING combat system
why can't you prevent a ranged enemy from firing to the other side of a WALL by engaging them in melee like in ALMOST EVERY GAME?
also
>enemies can shoot through walls and have homing blasts while your ranged attacks get blocked by almost anything
thanks paradox

>>342805
listen, i can invite you and fish. yall are cool.
we'd have to bring something though. cant just have non fam show up to eat and not have stuff

lets have a moe thanksgiving

so my cousin he put hot sauce on his turkey
brought hot sauce from home
to put on his turkey

>>342809
im not even sure i can trust that

>>342811
this

>>342810
thats okay
i mean...
thats low on the eyebrow raise level
i wouldnt expect it but i cant be bothered

>>342809
I'd like to give thanks to Samurai for paying those server costs

like i cant think of who i would trust with what foods.
luckily spaghetti isnt a thing so we dont have to ban ton from it

i dont trust anyone with food except like moon, bang, and rika

You can trust my husband PAN

with a name like that i better be able to.
or else id steal it from him
hed have to be an anno

i can set a damn good table

i can say grace
...and also cook turkey and some candy yams
and sorrel

I'm capable of making food
I just don't, usually

Cause it takes time, and I could use that time to shitpost on the internet

I'm pretty good with a grill but that's not very Thanksgivingy

wow just because you have a cute grill and i dont doesnt mean you have to rub it in

Yes but it does mean you//
No that joke isn't moe friendly

we are not going to rub kiraras grill
One man to his own grill

im glad i don't work at 211 anymore
if i did, someone would be calling me rn
"where can i get a turkey?"

did you actually get calls like that

oh boy
>those calls

>>342827
all day on Thanksgiving yeah

>>342829
wtf
were they gonna kill themselves if they couldn't find a turkey?

we were an information referral line, a domestic abuse hotline, the national suicide prevention hotline, and a mental health crisis line

Well I certainly see no reason to separate the suicide hotline, domestic abuse hotline and the uh, "I need a last minute turkey for my family dinner" hotline

was it your job to refer information on how to find turkeys?

no, but people wanted information about everything even though we only provided referrals to social services
people would ask for help with spelling sometimes

>>342834
>ask for help with spelling sometimes
what words did they need help spelling?

stupid shit like amoeba

amoeba is pretty hard to spell tbh

amoebaka

that job really did suck
one of the people i worked with says it's gotten even worse

I want my call center job back so old people can swear at me again

I'm going to buy a laptop soon
maybe tomorrow there will be a deal on one
or on Monday

At least an apology was issued!

>>342842
jesus f'in christ

>>342842
aaaa

>>342843
probably only because i yelled at him earlier lol

>>342842
what was the slavery joke

>>342848
that's not even a joke
there's no set up or punchline
Can't even do an edgy joke right

>>342847
>Fish, your dad is black, right?
>Yes, he's from Nigeria.
>Damn, I was thinking it'd be funny if he worked for one of my ancestors

>>342825
that's not what I was going to say I' was going to say he may not have to rub it in but you certainly have to rub it out.

>>342847
Whenever white people say something offensive out of stupidity, they always call it a joke.

>the parchment will survive the fall
>tucks parchment into enemy commander's armour
>pushes her down the spire you magically teleported
fuck carrier pidgeons
carrier corpses are the new fad

Achievemtn unlocked: THIS IS TYRANNY

>>342850
If you're gonna be a dick you really shouldn't half ass it

Kirara wasn't there a chart you were going to make soon

Was there?

>>342856
Shouldn't Ruby and Dia have a stronger connection since they're sisters?

I think it's something other than the kind of love sisters share.

>>342857
what chart was this

I don't remember but you had like five chart ideas
I'm just wanting them to be made

How much are you going to pay him per chart?

That's a good question!

How much do you want

That's not how you negotiate at all! You have to start high.

Well, in this case low.
You want to start low.

How about 5 bucks

Making charts is a lot of work.
It'll take me probably 2-3 hours to make a chart, you know.

>>342848
lmao why would you invite me to this

Five dollars a chart could be pretty good if you can increase your efficiency, though.
Maybe get a template so that you cna make charts quickly.
If you can pump out 5 or 10 an hour you can make decent money.

>>342869
15

>>342870
It would be terrible, wouldn't it?

>>342872
150

>>342871
It takes planning to make a good chart!

>>342870
He likes amusing situations too.

>>342873
20

Dis guy is easily the best follower so far
he fights by throwing quills at enemies
fucking PENS
also he can heal

>>342874
bringing me to that would just end in me leaving so i dont know how amusing it would be
id find an unfortunate 7/11 that was still open on thanksgiving and party with them instead

but yeah dont take me places like that

after you get pissed, we can trash the place and leave
i think it'd be fun

>>342875
hmmm
130

>>342878
are you trying to get shot?

>>342878
25.

>>342879
Nobody is going to shoot us
>>342880
110

>>342881
Famous last words right there

where's your neutrality

Will people start lobbying and bidding for better spots on the charts?

i hope so

Wow you're so corrupt
We'll need some competition to break your chart monopoly

>>342878
im not trying to give your grandma a heart attack and rev up your mom's race war

>>342883
this image is really strong

>>342881
30.

Oh, maybe I should punish Fishdad for that marriage stuff by inviting him to a family dinner.

ill steal your mom's sword though
let her n-word it up

a month or two ago, i explained to my mom that she can't say that word, so she was like, "can i call them negros?"

>>342889
>are you the guy sending me those emails?

>>342891
lmao what
Why would you even need to mention their race at the dinner table

we didn't have that conversation at the table
that one was when there was a shooting somewhere a mile or two away from me and she asked me to stay away from those violent n-word neighborhoods

>>342892
haha fuck

>>342894
I assumed she was asking in regards to the coming dinner table

well, that's just how racist people are

>it's episode of the religious and political debates at the christmas dinner table show
Can't wait for this one

My boss is bloody cool looking, but as he does levivate on some kind of column of shadows in the air, why does he need a chair?

>>342898
maybe he gets tired of levitating

I already had a chance to declare my own kingdom but I am glad I didn't
man the life of a magical judge dredd is fun

this tg was fine
still dont know what to talk to family about

Everyone packing up and making plates to go.

>>>/watch?v=Dq5akYdtW6E

Just about to sit down to dinner

bruh

>>342904
wow me too

i think i'm going to buy a new clothes iron on black friday via the world wide web

go for it

🤔

wat do u gain from encouraging me to make purchases
are you a corporation

just make a fucking chart GOSH

i can't just make a chart

Why is ton obsessed with charts?

Because Kirara just UP AND GOES "MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A CHART OF THIS" and he NEVER DOES??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#blueballed

the art in world map and such is damn awesome
I wish the game had been more in this style

I've been listening to some fucked up shit in this podcast there are far worse things than blue balls

it's probably not that fucked up

>>342918
ball busting is pretty horrible.

>>>/watch?v=1z3at22wENo
this , however, is great, I should buy this game

ball busting is pretty tame

But still
>edicts
I'd say stealing from Log Horizon but still havn't really seen thatk ind of magic in fantasy that often
if ever
Imagine if Trump had this kind of power

>>342921
but hearing people describe in detail about how they want their balls crushed is pretty horrible

why are you kinkshaming, man

maybe i should get an alexa
and i'll just sit around and be like
buy dicks
and see what alexa wastes my money on

>>342924
Because people are weird
>>342925
I read that as "go out with Alexa" and was like yo what

kyaa
i wuv u 2 awexa

Also speaking of perversion
an actual buff in the game

AWEXA HEWP
CAWW DA POWICE

I remembered that video today it was really good thank you kirara

ton would love some qat with mats

is dat you obama

>>342931
what the hell is a qat

HEWP ME MR OBAMA

qat is qat

OBAMA PWEASE HEWP ME I'LL DO ANYTHING

anything?

anything for you mr obama

then PERISH

why not evverything?

D:

present for TN
>>>/watch?v=by3-yqvJREY

i wanna love

>>342943
same

>>342943
why

i'm loving

IT

But man there are too many movies out there I wanna watch
there is that finnish supahheromovie
thor 3
soon sw8
new finnish war movie
and so on

I wonder about people who drive on a limo to places
you are so limited to where you can drive with them in most cities.

Also in estonia you can rent a limo for the day for like 30€ or shit
or used to
and they had a pink hummer limo

You're not really limited to where you can go in a Limo in most cities.

not sure why i capitalized limo

>>342953
Well I guess it depends on city planning
quite many cities here and in continental europe are less organised so streets are bit wonky to drive on a long and clumsy car like limo
not to mention parking it anywhere

I've heard renting a limo isn't really that much more expensive than just using a cab.
I've never actually rented a limo though so I'm not sure how expensive it is.

Would you rent a pink hummer limo?

>>342949
I thought you didn't like Disney SW

>>342957
doesn't mean I won't watch them

>>342959
are you gonna give Disney money?

>>342961
You can't avoid giving disney money
they own everything

as expected of cag

>>342962
Pirate EVERYTHING

>>342965
Do they actually

>>342964
They own your internet

disney is owned by the department of defense lol

>>342964
well not yours or mine, but seriously look into it.
Disney owns insane amounts of shit in the USA

I'm going through the women's fashion black friday deals because I wanted to get Fish a present, and it's all like, "shoes. was $300. now $200"

>>342967
Good thing we aren't americucks huh
>>342970
I don't think Spark is a subsidy of anyone
I'll probably see SW8 in cinemas anyway with my family

>>342969
Though if you hav some american owned ips subsidiary
disney might own it

>>342968
Expensive shit is always expensive
even my coat was like 100-150€ eithe 50% off or 70%

i should get her this product called "Hanes Women's Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt"

get her a fish tank and fish

we have a fish tank but our fish died in the hurricane

get her an indoor diving tube

>>342974
cause power outage?

yeah

quite quick

well we had no power for a week

hmm yeah and most tanks aren't that big
and also depends on the fish species

I bet if you slapped some marshland fish into the tank, that would survive a hurricane or two

yeah idk
fish doesn't want to replace them yet though

get a bearded catfish and call it tn

>$100 bra

Clothes are often pretty expensive!

Needlessly if you ask me.

i can get a 14 inch hatchet for $20

Get one
>>342989
I don't

>>342986
If you don't like it, don't buy them.

Done with dinner
Dessert soon

Hmm
while I bloody hate the loud air venting system this place has, it does allow for fast laundry drying

Inb4 the pie tastes like garbage because it was in the fridge uncovered for several hours

>>342992
that can result in "tastes sticking"
or just the texture getting mushy from moisture if the fridge is too warm

>>342993
That's what im worried about

I kept 100g of salt in my previous place since the fridge had an issue with moisture
helped keep smells, tastes and such contained

also my roomie stored leftovers that he never finished in there for way too long
so long they walked out of the fridge and then proceeded to send us cards from pripyat yearly

i dunno

help

Trips

>>342998
eggs

>>342998
what's wrong

SONIC FORCES IS ALREADY ON SALE FOR $25 ON THE SWITCH LOL

Noice

That's the one that lets you make an OC hedgehog right?

Yeah, the new one that has like a 50 on metacritic.

its really good kirara seriously
i watched the damn thing its fucking dope

soundtrack is pretty strong too

i mean i know you're saying that but that doesn't convince me when every single reviewer says it's absolute crap

I should buy it for you so you can see for yourself

like what are they even complaining about it
it looks like adventure 2 stuff , fast paced combat unlike the bad sonics, and the music is good and it has nice motifs
the plot is silly but thats fine

I heard it was pretty bad.

people say that it has absolutely horrid level design, is incredibly easy, has a 5-6 hour campaign, and brings nothing new to the table compared to any previous sonic game

>>343014
the things it brigs thats new is not being sonic // a bad sonic

>>343014
It's brings custom hedgehogs
Like OC the Hedgehog
Or Sonichu

...how long should sonic games even be

>>343018
alsothis
how long was adventure 2 campaigns

its hard for me to say what good sonic level design even looks like
maybe sonic is just flawed

I think it should be similar to older sonic games or mario.

according to howlongtobeat, sonic adventure battle 2 is 10 hours for the main story and 35 hours for main+extras
and 80 hours for completionist

For real though
Everything I've heard about forces has been negative

>>343020
That's probably because you went through them super fast.

HAHA
howlongtobeat says sonic forces has an average main story of FOUR hours
and main+extras is 5 hours

>>343025
HAYAI

>people paid $40-50 for a 4 hour long game with bad level design

They're going for the deviant art crowd with this one.
Cause custom hedgehogs

>>>/watch?v=PTGdyscP3lk
>criticisms I heard
>classic sonic physics are absolute shit and unacceptable while Mania exists
>3D Sonic is very automated and lacks the drift mechanic from Unleashed and Generations
>a lot of the levels consist of simply grinding rails
>the enemies are easy cannon fodder that pose no threat

like alright maybe dont get it for 50
its still pretty solid what it does have

maybe i should stop saying its great and just say it definitely

oh well

i'm not paying even $25 for a 4 hour long game

>>343032
fine

How's the multiplayer?

My rule of thumb is that it's a good game if you get one hour of gameplay for every dollar.

>>343029
>enemies are easy cannon fodder
as they should be in a sonic title

somic is about going fast
enemies that take too long ruin that

>>343036
>>>/watch?v=ffhazsPkbq4
I agree but this is ridiculous
In my opinion enemies in a sonic game should aid momentum by adding something to bounce off but still pose some sort of risk. Adventure had enemies that could still hurt you without being a complete breeze

Also this is subjective but I don't think the music in Forces is good which is a shame because even games like 06 have great music

Really if Mania didn't come out in the same year people would have just given forces an okay/10
But frankly when you compare Forces Classic Sonic with how smooth and momentum aided Mania is, it's unacceptable.

>>343040
Sonic is a good idea, it's just that Sonic Team is incompetent. The genesis games are fun and Adventure 1 sonic is fun too.

>>343042
Well that's good I'm glad you got something out of it
I'll admit I like the song that plays when you double boost. In facf I'd say I actually really like Sonics dialogue in Forces too

>>343035
i'll even say $2 for every hour is good

Sonic specifically may just be a badle designed game.
Is going fast really a fun mechanic? Can you build a game around that?

They've done it before.
Sonic Adventure Battle 2 is an amazing game.
Of course, there's more to it than going fast.

Every sonic game where you just go fast sucks.

>>343038
im really liking the forces music personally

the only two switch games on amazon's black friday sale are telltale batman and sonic forces

just to put into reference how bad sonic forces must be selling

>>343041
It's not just "going fast" it's earning speed and using it. Like genesis sonic is fun because you can use speed to do things like run up a ramp and access otherwise unreachable parts of levels. Adventure does the same thing where you can abuse the spin dash to create shortcuts. It's appeal is in utilising speed and momentum instead of just holding a boost button. Even in Unleashed it's fun because you're challenged to keep up speed by avoiding obstacles.

>>343045
It's okay to have opinions I don't like

I need to stop having opinions

>>343044
that's sort of what i mean
look at that video of sonic forces for example
you just go fast
that's it
sonic literally just moves through enemies, he doesn't even have to attack them or avoid them

damn it /moe/
there are things i want to do tomorrow besides do stuff

>>343046
yeah there's no thought involved or skill
Look at Sonic Utopia that's a neat fangame
>>>/watch?v=WbMwFrdGMrk
look at how much better the physics are here, how much more verticality there is in the level design

>>343049
give me another hot opinion

>>343044
no it's just this happens every time I try to push an opinion

>>343048
Yeah, it's crazy how empty the Sonic Forces one is.
You just go forward without stopping.

>>343050
yeah there's nothing to explore
You don't use your own momentum on loopdeloops either they just stick boost pads in

Yeah, it's not appealing at all.

remember that Sonic ova?
I liked it

>>343049
You like Etrian Odyssey right?

>>343054
yeah

>>>/@kamindani/933542902227116032
for blue

>>343055
Those games are good

Disgaea 5 switch for 20 dollars sold out like wednesday night.
well
I should say that they were sold out on wednesday night when i checked.
They sold out at some poine before that.

I'm not going to best buy tomorrow to try to buy it in person.

Yep, eo games are pretty fun once you get into it

The Persona 5 dub however is not.
Some of your opinions are disagreeable to other /moe/s, but not all of them.

I like scribbling on the EO maps

The persona 5 dub is a strong dub.
It is better than other dubs.

>>343061
Krill yourself

Maybe I'll get Mario + Rabbids.
Unlike Sonic Forces, it has really super high reviews.

>>343062
In what way is persona 5's dub bad

>>343063
Mario X-Com?

yeah that one

>>343063
but rabbids are cancer

Persona 5 has a decent dub
But it doesn't have Char

>>343063
I've been thinking about getting that, too.
It kind of looks like it falls in the 2 dollars for 1 hour of gameplay range.

>>343069
It looks like the average length is 20-30 hours of gameplay.

buy sonic and the phantom thieves dlc

>>343071
I forgot about that.

>>343070
Yeah, and it costs 60 bucks.
That's borderline for me.

>>343072
HUMAN HANDS ON FURRY ANIMALS

>>343073
I might wait for it to go on sale.
I'm kind of itching for a new game.

>>343076
I'd also like a new game to play over my time off.

Is senran kagura switch out yet?

Also
Maria
Do you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

No, it got announced like three days ago.

>>343077
I'm excited for Monster Hunter Worlds but it doesn't come out until the end of January.

>>343079
heard of it never seen it

>>343081
It is quite possibly the greatest western cartoon of the 2000's.

>>343082
how so

>>343083
The Dickesode

I already have so many games but I want Nier anyway

>Carl and the Aqua Teens partake in a restaurant's promotion called "Rip-n-Win," which consists of ripping the bottom of fountain drink cups for a prize. While Shake and Meatwad both get a coupon for Wasabi Fries, Carl's prize reads "Tonight, You will get your dick ripped off.”

>>343086
does it get ripped off

>>343080
That looks good.

I'll probably also try Bless Online even though it's a korean MMO and it's going to suck.

>>343087
Maybe
You might need to watch it to find out
I suggest watching the censored version though

Aqua Teen Hunger force is a post-ironic shitposting cartoon.
That's really all you need to know to understand it.

>>343090
*Pre post-ironic shitposting cartoon

>>343088
Why do you want to try out Bless Online?

Because thanks for net-juu I have a MMO itch and nothing to cure it with!

Is Bless Online even out?

My friend was telling me I should play Black Desert.

No, it's next in line.
You know how it is, every new MMO that comes out sucks so everyone pins their hopes on the next one to come out.

>>343090
wow that's my jam

Yeah, I guess that is how it goes.

What mmos were good

none of them

real life

duolingo

jks rl was shit

>>343098
honestly what is good at all
i just spend all my time in the dark in the bathroom because nothing is fun and there's no point to life

>>343103
why the bathroom and not any other room

>>343104
The bathroom is the smallest room I have.
My closet is walk-in, you know.

>>343103
i like talking to people
and physical exercise

My closet is a walk-in, too, but it's smaller than my bathroom.

my closet is full

My bathroom is segmented, so it's technically three small rooms.

i should finish my nep game so i can shamelessly buy the new one

>>343103
oh
i didnt post this
i was somehow worried that i posted this without realizing

>>343109
wow must be nice to be RICH

This is good

>>343112
If you want to give someone a hard time for being rich, you have a much better target close to you.

rika you are literally killing african babies

>>343112
three bathrooms
three proms
its all adding up

that makes SIX

quick maths

You guys are really hung up on the proms.
It isn't that big a deal.

Everyday Rika on the block
nipah

when the thing went prom, prom, prom
you men was dating

>>343114
I can't bully my girlfriend tonight, she's super on my case already.

what 's the deal with rika's proms

is it because proms are for normies and if you go to three of them it makes you a triple normie?

>>343119
its not that big a deal no

>>343122
Yes

did yall nipahs NOT go to prom?

>>343122
rika denies her normie status

>>343125
I went with no date and it was boring

>>343125
They changed the date of my prom and it conflicted with the big anime convention
I'm still not convinced that it was a coincidence

>>343125
rika went to prom for me

>>343128
and me

>>343126
rookie
you should've went with your loud, obnoxious popular guy friends who are good at dancing

shes the equilibrium

Even weirdos go to prom, it's not a normie thing.

>>343127
a schoolwide conspiracy to keep all the weebs out of prom

I didnt go to prom

its true

the goth limo photos were legit

>>343133
Yeah, basically

>>343130
Yeah all those popular friends I had

Pretty much every one who took Japanese went to the con every year.

every school dance i went to, i ditched my non-dancing date to go have fun with my guy friends
no joke
different girl every time too (to emphasize the fact that girls don't like dancing)

i went to greece and italy instead of prom although i could have went to both but i also really didnt have the chest to invite anyone to prom

>>343137
yeah, all those friends you had

Am I the only /moe/ who's never been to a foreign country?

what a coincidence i have also never left the us

i wish i never left the us
third world shithole vietnam was never a good idea

I've been a bunch of places in Europe.

>>343141
i did have friends they just weren't popular

>>343145
We know this ojou-sama.

I'm waiting until I find a good life partner, before I go travelling the world
I can't imagine why anybody would want to do that stuff alone

a partner carrying an extra pair of keys so you dont lock yourself out of the hotel room

>>343148
yeah
haha
ha
haaaahh

help

>>343151
does that sentence have a comma

>>343149
Have you tried just keeping your keys with you at all times when outside the hotel room?

breaking a window? no not yet

>>343152
No.
It says we can't all be neurotypical karen.

>>343153
I always try that but it doesn't work because I end up NOT having my keys outside my hotel room at some point

>>343155
who is beurotypical karen

rip my bmi

>>343157
Karen is a person who's defining characteristic is being neurotypical.
Kind of like Chad and Stacy.

>>343158
bmi my rip

>>343159
whose

>>343161
wow rude

>>343159
leave chad and stacy alone

>>343162
you'res was the correct answer

>>343161
Karen.

>>343164
dont call yuu a whose

Youmst

you'm'stve

you'll've

wow syberia is on the switch for some reason

yallnt got no HOME TRAINING

I bought a moderately somewhat decent soundbar for 30 dollars
definitely worth 30 dollars, if there's nothing else positive I can say about this item
d

d
google.com
google.com search how do i know if i'm having a stroke

can't wait until the next 10 years pass so i can finally dress like a middle aged man

My Amazon recommendations are like, textbooks, potassium iodide pills, gas masks, manga, video games, cookware, and women's clothing

Mine are mostly math physics and cs textbooks

>sourcing your potassium iodide pills from amazon
what are you doing

mine is weeb games and shoes.

amazon wants me to buy chrono trigger

The DS port is good

I can't find a game for the Switch that I feel like playing right now.
Maybe I'll get Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

>>343183
epic maymay my friend! 10/10 meme points

It has no gaems

Oh wait
Bomberman

>>343181
It's a fucking new console, of course the selection is small right now

>>343181
I've never played one of those games, but I'm going to get that one.
People excited for it and the art looks good.

>>343184
if it's so small, why are there so many games available for it?
you don't know what you're talking about man

>>343185
yeah
it does look really good
comes out in like a week

you can play the new nba2k game on the switch

>>343183
fuck yes

finish dark souls 3

1. i did
2. i'm not playing it again

>>343186
Not a big list
https://m.imore.com/nintendo-switch-games

>>343190
the dlc

I'm boycotting From until I see AC6 footage

>>343192
not worth my time
>>343191
more than 100 games is a very sizable list for a console that has been out for a few months
"no games" is a meme which is why i gave it 10/10 meme points

ok

>>343194
You should get Doom.

Or the 2hu thing

i'd probably get doom for the ps4 for the better graphics if i was gonna get doom

>>343194
name 100

i dont think kirara will ever play a 2hu related game

i have in fact played a 2hu related game before

>>343201
gasp

you and i played it at the same time dude

>>343203
my brain is sizzling uhhhhhh
wait
wait
eait

what was it

>>343198
If you want better graphics, get it on PC.

i can't afford a PC that can play doom with graphics

>>343204
pokeman

>>343207
oh, so it was that?
huh
how long ago was this

Shantae Half Genie hero is on switch

Switch : will have SMTV
Other systems : won't
nintendoes what they don't

>>343208
probably like 3 years ago

actually maybe 4 years ago

dang

touhouvania 2 with sawashiro is dope

>>343210
>>343210
>>343210

that yoshi game for switch looks chill as fuck

why is skyrim on the switch

>>343217
Todd Howard
Also
Cause people will buy it.

todd

but
why

>>343220
Todd

todd

but why though

nobody knows why todd is
he just
is

>I am Skyrim on all levels except physical

buy it

skyrim for the nintendo gameboh

i should buy telltale's minecraft: story mode

might just have to buy skyrim for the nintendo nintendo nintendo switch tbh

>>343228
correct *check emoji*

man i need internet before kirara streams life is strange again

For real though
Get Shantae

>>343228
if you unironically like telltale games i highly recommend their borderlands thing

>>343233
Psycho nauts is so good
Sequel never

wow switch is getting Payday 2

For what purpose

i hear world of warcraft is getting a switch port

t. sugoi

You know what I want to get a switch port
StarCraft Ghost

I was so hyped for that game
;_;

at this point has starcraft actually become a ghost

>Shaq Fu: A Legend Reborn for the Switch

i hear owning a nintendo switch gives you access to the fountain of youth and an endless supplies of gold bricks

>>343240
technically it wasn't cancelled

>>343243
t. squid

we should sign a petition and get squid unbanned from granblue

Bubsy: a pawsome adventure
Exclusive to the Nintendo Switch

Wait no
Duke Nukem 3D for Switch

Mother 3 for the switch

Smt x Fire Emblem exclusive to the bait and switch

metal gear switch

I'd play that.

They should re-release the older games


and drop Survive

The Switcher 3

what are they even thinking with survive

>We're nothing with Kojima, so we need to ruin his legacy.

>rumors of Skate 4 being released as a switch exclusive

i just want to become a squid kid
i dont really want ro play a shooter
i just wanna dress one up

Dressing up in the game is a lot of fun.
Being stylish is 10/10 gameplay.

Does splatoon even have a lot of customization?

>>343261
Yes
You can even dress up like Ika Musume.

Our thermostat is set to 69°
Although it feels much colder in the basement.

i'm trying to take it easy but i can't because my gf keeps telling me to relax

i spent my whole thanksgiving playing animal crossing and couldn't be happier
fuck yall

Fuck you too

shit i didn't even think about that
fuck yall is more like "fuck, ya'll"
like "fuck, ya'll this music is great"
it's a weird south thing i guess

yeah, i thought you meant it in a "fuck, man" kind of way

>>343261
A fair amount in both mechanics and aesthetics.
For your base character, you're kind of limited to a few skin colours, eye colours, hair styles, and pants/skirts.
But you can purchase from hundreds of clothing articles for your hat, shirt, and shoes to customize your look.
Each of these clothing articles come with a random selection of passive skills which will alter your gameplay. In the early parts of playing, you'll be stuck to whatever the roulette gives you, and stuck to clothes with less than max skill slots, but playing around the various game modes will give you the stuff you need to re-roll skills and unlock the restricted slots on items, so essentially you'd be able to dress however you want and still get the skills you want.
Weapons are a little more restrictive; there isn't much customization involved.
But they've got a wide variety of base weapons that each have variants that have different speed of fire, or ink usage, or various other variables. The different variants will also change out the sub-weapon and special skill that you get alongside the weapon, so you can shop around until you find the combo you feel the most comfortable with. The game also doesn't really punish you for only using a single weapon, nor does it do so for trying out all sorts of weapons, so you can play however suits your feel.

i like the south sometimes
it's kinda fun

I guess
The anti abortion billboards with literal lies on them get old pretty fast though

huh
what's that got to do with the south

They have more of those in the south than in the north.

Also I have only seen "Go to church or the devil will get you!" billboards in Alabama.

man do you ever think you're maybe being rude in dismissing like 98% of a culture to bring up a negative point about billboards that sometimes have real estate there
is there anything i can enjoy about my life you won't bitch about

I want southeren food

I like the south too
But those are things there that I don't miss

Do you at least like hominy

oatmeal or grits

Nope

I like barbeque though

And guns

amazon over here trying to sell me a skateboard that costs more than a month's rent

>>343283
is it like a rocket skateboard or something

>>343283
wow why would you need a skateboard that costs 40 dollars
shit this was a dumb joke

Why would you need rent when you have a skateboard

Does it fly?

it's an electric skateboard that can reach 22mph

>>343269
I was thinking about getting that, too.
How many hours do you think it's good for before it gets boring?

>>343286
why would you rent a skateboard

>>343288
worth

>>343289
If you're not big on multiplayer, the single player campaign is probably only six to eight hours of gameplay, and that's probably pushing the completionist time frame.
As for the multiplayer, man, it's hard to speak for you. Each game is short, running maybe five minutes long. But between ranked and unranked there's a variety of game modes involved so there's an assortment of flavours there, and the stages are pretty unique, so it doesn't feel like you're playing the same map with different textures. If you feel like you'd enjoy an arcade-y shooter (it's always in third-person, mind you) that you can plug in an hour or two every now and then, and think you could do that for whatever time period or entertainment value satisfies your investment, then it's probably a good pick up.
The game's been doing well in terms of public pickup and regular play too, so Nintendo is likely to continue providing new content like maps, weapons, and clothing articles, for at least another year and change.

>>343290
For when it's too sick to handle for more than a few days

>>343288
I could make you one for cheaper.

you have to hold a remote control when you use it too

bring back roller blades

I know someone who has what is basically a skateboard
But with one giant wheel

>>343296
they never went anywhere??

>>343298
>>343298
>>343298
this

AUG IS THE GUN FOR ME

>>343298
If they don't go anywhere, they're not a very gode mode of transportation.

*good

amazon over here trying to sell me a $60 keyboard waffle iron

>>343303
Does it have a numpad?

nope

>>343298
they went to my garage and I'm too lazy to go get them

>>343305
Absolute trash, do not buy

Yeah, I've seen it before. Its sort of cool but not really worth it.

amazon over here tryna sell me a $150 bluetooth speaker shaped like the death star that levitates over a platform

amazon over here tryna sell me a will to live but it costs way more than i can afford

AMAZON OVER HERE TRYNA SELL ME A SPEAKER THAT COSTS MORE THAN TWO MONTHS OF RENT

Amazon over here tryna not really sell me anything because Black Friday deals are TOTAL GARBAGE up here.

tfw no deals on camera lenses

>Hanukkah Dreidel Glossy Blue Metallic Fidget Spinner
i'm just going to kill myself d

My mom got rid of most our dreidels
I was really irritated about that.

>>343315

maybe i'll buy a cordless circular saw and use it for legal and normal purposes

or a gallon of elmers glue for $11

They sell pez in like 20lb packages

i should get a 20lb package of pez for someone i hate someday

wait my mom's birthday is soon
hmm

Dude
What
Pez is great

i mean it's alright but like
20lb?
what a horrid gift

I live within ten miles of a candy factory that sels their stuff by the pound in a little shop.
It's where they make lemonheads and atomic fireballs.

>>343292
If the multiplayer is fune, I may try it then.

maybe i'll buy a sewing machine

I used to want one
Well
I still want one but don't currently have a space set up to use it.
And I have bigger priorities.

i'm going to get a bunch of money soon so i feel like making a really irresponsible purchase

>>343328
You're going to learn to sew?

>>343331
I can already sew.

Quads

imsad

>>343334
Y

>>343332
I'm surprised you know how to use a sewing machine though.
Most people that know how to sew can't use the machines.

>>343336
I have a little experience with the machines.
I don't know why you're surprised! I'm house husbando material, you know!

I haven't used a sewing machine in a really long time
I do a pretty good job sewing by hand though.
Not that I ever do anything more complicated than repairs.
I even have a little sewing kit I carry in my backpack.

>>343337
I'm just surprised! It's a relatively high level skill.

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