Thread #341654

First1!!111

>>341656
good job

cough

hello, how are you?

I'm alright!
And I'm sure you're feeling excited to be done for a few days, right?

I am, yes.
I have to go back for a few minutes this afternoon since my presence is required for a little thing. I really won't have to do anything but watch though.\

Sounds like good stuff.
I have a meeting this evening, but I'm free other than that, now.

>a game console was made for a new game by the guy who made Dragon's Lair
>the game console was gonna cost the equivalent of $6000 in today's money
>it's not entirely certain whether one of these consoles were even sold, at all
>the game was ported to the PC like, 21 years later
>it ends suddenly and abruptly and shows a trailer for the sequel

>the
>sequel
>exists

AND IT WAS MADE 10 YEARS BEFORE THE PORT
BUT THE SEQUEL DOESN'T EXIST ON THE PC, WHICH THE PORT IS FOR

I can't wait to be finally done toda!
I'm really just on a super long lunch break.

You ever wonder why people like, want the place they're in to be below 20 degrees celsius?

At one of the hotels we were at during the last Philly deito, Jan wanted the room to be like 15c.

People who don't keep rooms at 20c or above weird me out

I think 20c to 22c is probably ideal for inside.
I don't mind if it's a little colder, though.

We in hot environments probably like it a little colder than people in cold environments in our houses because we're denied coolness so often.

The new imgur beta literally overlays your signed in stuff, like username and whatever, OVER the same stuff for when you're not signed in
It loads in like "sign in" and "sign up", and then once it's done loading it shows your username in that spot

What the fuck are these webdevs doing

>>341671
Below 20 is way too cold
it's OK when sleeping I guess

But for just sitting around and fucking around on the net?
Can't go below 20 I can't take it
's too cold

Then again, I get cold easily
My body's temperature gauge is all over the place, I can be too hot and too cold at the same time

I kind of like being bundled up.
I'm more comfortable when I'm wearing more clothes (to an extent), so I don't mind wearing a sweater or something inside.

I hate sweaters
A lot
I'm wearing one now because it's minus fucking 14 or something outside so when I open the window the temperature drops like a feather on the moon
But I hate it
Sweaters are bullshit

feels like I'm being strangled
I don't like things touching my neck
or my throat

the Department of Education is suggesting that I try to make $82,459 a year after taxes so I can pay off my loans quickly.
It's kind of ridiculous that they're suggesting how much money I should make like I have some kind of power over that.

"Ok so uh, our suggestion is, uhm
Get rich"

It's also trying to tell me that nearly $4000 /// $3000 a month is difficult to survive on.
It thinks that paying $500 a month, if I'm making $3700 a month, is "medium burden".

That seems so ridiculous. Money like $3000 a month is comfortable to live on.

I'm not very solid on living costs in the US, or even the value of a dollar anymore because everything from the currency to prices of random junk is wonky compared to here, so I don't even know if $3700 is a lot for a month
Cause like, that's... OK here
It's not a lot, but it's decent

I'm living somewhat comfortably now and my costs are probably about $1500 a month.
Not including non-essential purchases, that is.
My apartment is pretty expensive but there aren't really any cheaper ones that aren't run down here.

In another city, I could probably get by on $1000-1200 a month without much trouble.
This is all while living with my girlfriend, so that's the costs of two people eating and stuff.

I should move to the US or something
Maybe I'll get to be there when shit goes down, too

>>341684
Oh thank god you're no longer liable once... you die
Why even specify this?

COULD you be liable when dead? Is this a legal possibility?

>>341686
I dunno, man
If nothing else you have areas in the US that aren't cold as balls
You've got cheap booze and stuff too

>>341683
Why would you do that?

>While you're taking out loans for school, here are some tips to plan for the future:
>Open a savings account.
>Keep an emergency fund. Try to have enough to cover 3-6 months of your normal expenses.
i'm taking out loans you fucking blocked heads do you think i can save enough money for that

>>341685
There'd be no social safety net for you, though.

To pay off your student loans, rob the bank from which you got the loan
Walk in like "wipe my death and nobody gets hurt"
"And my debt also. Both would be ideal"

I mean the social safety net here is like
Healthcare, for me

Which is cool af, no question
But beyond that not much, the only income I got is what I got now, state-wise anyway

also
>taking out a loan
>protip: have a savings account with HALF A FUCKING YEAR'S WORTH OF MONEY

Would you be able to find a job if you came to the US?

I dunno, really
Probably not

Can you even survive on some sort of job you don't need an education for in the US?
Cause I ain't got one

>>341687
Take out a loan to put in your emergency fund!

Take out a low interest loan and put it in a savings account

>>341695
>Profit $100 in 10 years
beat
the
system

>>341694
haha

>>341693
You can probably survive, but it'll be hard to make a living wage.
If you become a citizen, you can get some government foodstamp assistance while you work at Walmart or something.

Use your legs as collateral

>>341696
TAKE THE POWER BACK

>>341696
Meanwhile that $100 is worth $20 after inflation :(

>>341696
>foodstamps while holding a job
Being American is one of most degrading things in the developed world, it's starting to seem like

Walmart is able to barely pay its employees because the government gives its employees foodstamps.

So the Walmart employees pay taxes, which their foodstamps come out of.

Anyone remember that story of the walmart charity that gives food to its own employees?

OH SHIT DUDE this popped into my feed

yeah that's the ssr right now I think

>>341701
>>341702
Walmart needs to fucking go

It's not just walmart sadly

Corporations need to go

Walmart employees are probably the largest demographic of employed foodstamp recipients, but there are lots of other businesses that have employees on foodstamps.

>>341702
Was that the one where they asked their employees to donate food which would go to their own coworkers?

>>341704
It's not just Layla
It's THAT image

>>341708
yes I think that was part of the story too
been a while though and my memory is shit

>>341709
yeah it's been a while since I've seen that meme

>>341710
Yeah, shit like that is ridiculous.
Walmart should just pay its employees enough to survive on.

>>341712
or they can create a charity that supplements the income of their workers
creating jobs and overhead
win win

Alternatively

It's really dumbfounding to me how businesses that make so much profit every year aren't willing to pay people enough money to survive when they could easily do so and still make insane profits.
I don't think I'll ever understand the minds of the rich.

But their employees aren't people
They're numbers

>>341715
I feel ya man. Do they really want to create the materialistic conditions for a revolution? Because that's how you do it

Hottest take:
Walmart is accelerationist

did I get this dank image from here? I don't remember

I don't think so
Unless this is the first time you post it here

Oh, then maybe

I've posted that one before so maybe.

we're a fan of the chads yes

incels please go

I ended up uninstalling that animal crossing mobile thing
I think it was running in the background or something cause my phone got real slow

probably mining cryptocurrency
it's how they keep the game free

I met someone apparently so blind they have to watch dubs and she recommended fruit's basket
also a friend of mine lost $500 to being hacked through uber

if they can't read subs then surely they can't make out what's happening in the anime right?

don't run
was it ever gonna make it harder

my vision is pretty good despite years of abuse so it's hard to imagine otherwise but I think I see where she's coming from

fruits basket is really good
it's one of my favorites
probably just nostalgia though

It's legit pretty good.

>>341732
im surprised you watched it
i didnt think you watched old stuff

I don't watch old stuff now, but I've watched a ton of old stuff.
I've watched a lot of older shoujo. Lovely Complex is really good too.

I'll be starting as a therapist next semester after all.

Oh nice!

>>341734
i used to watch the old sailor moon every morning with a bowl of ramen noodles

Tha
I guess that's a relief but it sucks you had to go through that dilemma

>>341736
It worked out, huh?

>>341738
Yeah, I liked Sailor Moon too.

>>341740
Yeah. I was planning on just riding it out and waiting the extra semester so that I didn't piss off that one person, but it turned out that someone else found out about my situation and realized it'd cause trouble for the, so they started advocating to get me the material I missed and they had enough leverage to do that. I'm hoping that since I wasn't the one making a fuss, the one person won't take it out on me.

>>341739
Yeah, it was kind of upsetting.
I'm glad I'm back on track.

goin' to bed
earlier than usual, but I'm tired

>>341740
which was your favorite sailor scout?
this is a rhetorical question i already know the answer

>>341742
naito

>>341742
Night sk

>>341743
Oh, do you? What's the answer then?

>>341741
Oh, that's convienent!

>>341746
clearly Jupiter and Venus are the only options
I'm guessing Jupiter

>>341741
Does my memory serve me correctly that it was a whole semester?
That would be quite annoying to be put off for that long

>>341747
That's a good guess. That's right, it was Jupiter.

What a surprise!
I dont count the lesbian duo since they're not really part of the sailor scouts
I loved Moon a lot but it was a different kind of appreciation
Jupiter was super cool
Moon wasn't cool at all; just kind of lovable

>>341748
Yeah, it'd delay my master's by a semester, too.
It would have been a real pain.

>>341746
Yeah. People are generally willing to support me because everyone's convinced I'm functional and good at things just because I'm really good at a few things.
I'm hoping that I don't mess anything else up, haha.

>>341752
I'll email it to you, then.
And yeah, I can send that.

>>341751
hey i didn't get your thing
i think my phone's too far out in the sticks
can you send this: >>>/watch?v=gJ6T89rW1d0 to rook for me

sending it is fine
i don't wanna bother the fella but i think he'd like to have that

>>>/watch?v=J7n7l8L3Bx0
when you red

>>341754
thank you

>>341753
Alright. I sent him it.

thank you

it's a really good track you can listen to it too if you want

do

It was a good track

I have to do this HIPAA training (that i've done a hundred times) and the training video's narrator has a really heavy southern drawl.
I've never noticed that before.

how many friends do yall have outside of moe

IPA

>>341762
I have two that ///or maybe four from I regularly from highschool
a aaa let me put off this until I can thinl

wow i missed like an early rika and stuff what the heck

>>341762
Probably 5-10.
I don't consider a lot of people friends, but I have a lot of acquaintances all over the place.

>>341762
At least a dozen, probably a bit more.

>>341762
I have probably ten or so people I'd consider close friends. I haven't seen a few of them in a little while, though. I would say I have regular contact with maybe 3-4 of them.
I have like 10 or 15 people I'd consider friends through work and stuff. I don't know that I'd see them much if I wasn't working though.
And then in terms of internet friends, I'd probably say between 20 and 40 non-moe internet friends.

thanks for the inputs

>>341762
not a lot nowadays, at least not many close ones

>>341770
same
i'm always caught in a struggle of trying to be closer friends with the ones i do have and also not pushing them because i know they have more friends than i do

>>341762
I have crippling depression and poor social development that prevents me from making friends even here

I

oh I guess this will do

why has black friday spread here...

it's the plague
also checked

Cancer addled brains, getting eaten by the tendril mouths of consumerism

I played some of the Animal Crossing mobile game.
It's not bad. It doesn't seem like there's a whole lot to do in it yet but fire emblem was like that at the start too.

>>341762
plenty and none of them in person

I might try it again later today or tomorrow.

>>341773
would you like to be friends

>>341782
I expanded my van and went into debt too. Fortunately, a daily bonus of 10000 bucks came in and I paid it off.

I didn't end up playing it all that much even though I got it early
I'm pla
ying it
a bit more though

>>341784
Oh, is that so?
That's good to know.

Time to go to the bakery and get a huge fucking eclaire.

I got one yesterday, it felt like it was at least 2/3 of a lb.

>>>/@nkulw/933417374065229824?s=17

I saw giant invader zim graffiti on tge side of a freight rail car this morning.

I would say the colors and style work well for graffiti
I would like to see jet set radio graffiti

Although I think its smaller than the Rick graffiti I saw in an alley.
That was like 6 feet tall maybe more

>>341792
Same desu senpai

Brb

Not sure if this is it but there's definitely graffiti of this in Melbourne

You an Aussie?

I'm listening to Midnight Oil right now.

A real Australian hero
he grows his family in the basement

yay
time to wait days to get a haircut

Cut your own hair

>>341800
Btw this is bit thatk ind of question in the end, but what kind of hair do you have?

>>341797
Yeah I am the only Ausanon I can think right now
Except // Actually to put it better I am the one that you know that posts recently
'scuse the word spaghetti I feel pretty fucked up
>>341798
Nice
I went and saw Paul Kelly recently
I'm not really a fan but it was ok
According to my father he was a kid of eight whose were opera singers
but... I can't really verify that

whose parents

Actually sorry, Gamma used to post as anon
He hasn't posted in quite some time though

>>341803
I think I saw Marsh a few days ago

Yeah I saw him posting too

Sugoi is a born Aussie even if he sold his soul to Middle Earth.

oh fuck that's right he's technically an Australian anon

I want to sleep

now that that's taken care of it's time to become a worthless human being for a few days

What's stopping you

Out of curiosity, did Hazy ever post here?

That name sounds familiar, but my memory is hazy.
Remind me who that is.

Please don't say you are Hazy

I am returned

Freeze!
Non stop!

>>341813
yeah he's posted here
It's not hard to spot him when he does

I saw a car with the vanity plate "CHAR".

Wow I have quite many soundtracks on steam
even ALAN WAKE

Speaking of car ads
>This is what an honest radio advertisement sounds like
>BUY A VIBRATOR!

>>341819
Was it red?

>>341822
Nope

I wonder is it legal to advertise sex toys at 9 am?

>>341823
shame

>>341825
Ikr

>>341818
god bless him
I should catch up with the shiny

>>341827
Hazy's a fun guy

>>>/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q#t=28s

>>>/watch?v=figt9QPoRSk
me
>>>/watch?v=DBgVtfCroXA
l remember watching this on a plugdj clone

>>341830>
>doesn't have max level autopilot

>>341830
>>>/watch?v=mZw2Z7LJqxw
me

>>341832
>what's your wish dear
>to not die

hard or normal

>default is female
sausage paradox

Also meet the generals
beard guy
two face

and stone face

I think I will call them pillar men

aww yiss
got my cast
3 weeks of this
i can taste freedom

nice

>two face is slave army that recruits anyone it comes in contact or kills them if they refuse that just mass waves in general against any foe
>beardman is small elite army that he cherises like family
hmm which to pick

huh
that girl I spoke to last night who watches dubs gave me her number
spooky

you should call her!

>>341842
She should watch these dubs
#D100 (39)
fug

watch this
#imfey (✨)

you got the 44s though
>>341843
I suppose that is the natural course of things
>>341845
wow
#imfey (✨)
*#imfey (✨)*
✨

you can do itlister descartes

thanks

is it nearly thanksgiving yet
when do I get to hear about all this food I won't eat

American Thanksgiving should be over this weekend.

how exciting

Now these are some presidential edicts

>>>/@dril/933329602298101760?s=17

Howdy y'all thanksgiving soon
*eats turkey and pumpkin pie while saluting the flag*

>>341854

>>341855
yeehaw

oh no the cowboys have arrived

>>341856
we don't even say yeehaw on thanksgiving, your idea of Americans is so messed up.

I'm sorry, don't shoot me.

>>341858
>don't even say yeehaw
y'all ain't even real americans I bet you immigrated or something

>>341860
this
we don't take kindly t' your type 'round here

>>>/watch?v=M_tMD5bTbLM

>>341860
>>341861
If you won't be nice to me, I'm going to tell the emus where you live.

>>341863
What the fuck is wrong with you Rika
That was way too far
My whole family was tortured in a pow camp by those feathered bastards
My grandpa was pecked to death by them
I still have nightmares

Put a trigger warning next time
You heartless bitch

they're both sheepfuckers though

>>341865
>tfw mum doesn't let my gf live with us because she shits everywhere
tough life

tfw

IFyou say so
man I am enjoying this game

>>341864
I'm glad we got that sorted out.

wtf Britain has balls

haha I love that video

>>341872
I love britbongs

>>341871
i swear on me mum

>>341871
Are they drunk or just British?

>>341873
My client is britbong
we just sit around and shitpost

>>341875
both

verbally

Wow
this is cool
you craft spells from components

kyaa

So so far I have always chosen the "glare" option if possible
should I try it now, these two could glare me to death if they wished

doggus

I really want to go to sleep.
But I won't be able to for a while.

It's that time again

Time to get ill?

SIXTY
MINUTE
KOISHI
DAY

>>341883
cute
>>341888
888

u g o k u

ALWAYS [GLARE SILENTLY]

nice scores are not nice at all and in fact bad

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

time to relax!

For me, too.

Time off is the best.

The glorious overlord said "conquer this region or everything dies there"
man
think if say US president could do that...

>>341899
It can be nice.

>>341901
It IS nice! There's nothing better.

Yeah I get tomorrow off

I am also off to
morrow
and you reminded me of a thought I had earlier

how good are you at cooking, rika?

>having thanksgiving off
how nice

oh shush you've had every day off for the past three years

bang is the best at cooking

it's thanksgiving already isn't it
it totally caught me off guard

i wonder if i'm actually the best at cookin on /moe
or shooting
or survival knowledge
for some reason i feel like kirara might know stuff about survival

>>341906
and now I have to work
Holidays are work
the whole world is an unclean dish
and I am its sponge

the turkey says a prayer
thankful that it is not me

>>341910
Shouldn't you just be happy to be employed?

>>341904
I'm fairly good at cooking, yes.

>>341909
i wouldn't mind competing with you at a shooting range
i'm a pretty good shot

>>341911
You misunderstand.
Thanksgiving, whether employed or not, is a day of stress.
My future employment has little to do with how I feel about tomorrow.

moon might know some innawoods stuff

>>341914
i have tire spikes on the road, deadfall traps for the skunks that keep rolling in and eating the feral cats, and ive got live grenades under the shed
yeah prolly

>>341911
that sounds comfy

>>341916
What sounds comfy? Knowing how to cook?

>>341917
any dishes you're making for thanksgiving?
i'm giving thanks alone so i won't be bothering but i wish i had someone to make my cinnamon paprika shrimp with avocado mousse for

that's one of my thanksgiving dishes every year

tonight i'm making some cheese manicotti though, how about you

>>341917
being a level of "fairly good" sounds like the kind of good at cooking where you're happy with what you cook for yourself, so it sounds comfy

>>341912
it'd be fun to visit the range with /moe/

there are some /moe/s i might not trust with a firearm though

>>341918
Nope!
My mom and my aunt are cooking.
I am eating and sleeping this break and not doing anything more than that.

>>341920
Yeah, like who?

>>341919
I don't understand how people can mess up cooking.
Cooking is easy.
Put the stuff in that you're supposed to put in, don't put in stuff that you aren't supposed to put in, take the thing off the stove or out of the oven in time and that's all you really need to do.
If you practice a dish a few times you should be able to do it fairly well if you follow those rules.

>>341921
you guys still have one big thanksgiving huh?
it's been a long time
my sister's coming nearby with her two sons for a few days and i'll try to do something with my two sisters on sunday
but other than that there's not really much
it's a pretty bland holiday for us

>>341921
Yeah I just havent practiced
Though the times I have cooked I occasionally did some hilarious things

>>341922
I dunno if I would call it big but we do have a little family get together planned on Saturday.

>>341925
oh, post-thanksgiving huh
yeah that's what we're doing
just inner family not extended really
i guess i'll be meeting my sister's new fella though so that's neat

>>341909
I can cook and shoot and know how to survive
Haven't been to the range in over ten years though
I got some non merit badge awards for marksmanship
Probably am not the best at any of those three though

>>341926
Yeah, we're just doing a little something.
Which is fine.
I want to sleep most of the day tomorrow.

>>341924
Cooking is easy, I don't see how someone can regularly mess it up but manage to do other basic tasks like laundry or brushing their teeth.

I dont know when im required to be awake tomorrow
>>341928
Maybe i should get lessons from pan
he is good at cook

oh here's an image i found

what a cheesy outfit

i'm bang!

sorry to hear that

>>341930
...
This is one of those moments where I battle with bad statements like
>hey gurl, you know I got the sauce

>>341929
I'll give you lessons right now
follow basic directions without deviating from them
pay attention to the thing you're cooking

I failed the second one when I burned the spaghetti sauce

I have some mince
maybe I should some spaghetti

I'm either having pasta with cheese or going to the deli and getting a corned beef sandwich.

i've got ramen on the way

I found a kickass ancient multiplayer rpg
https://www.unix.com/man-page/netbsd/6/phantasia/

I can make more than friends with you if you like

>>341944
nah i'm good

Lewd

>>341943
okay
>>341949
I

>>341944
but you can't even make spaghetti sauce

does anyone on /moe/ have wildlands?

Nope
Also comp is still out of commission
Maybe I should get that new harddrive

What is wildlands?

>>341951
Ghost Recon game

>>341947
do you want to kill some sicarios?

>>341948
You are a bully

we should have a /moe/giving sometime
a potluck

>>341954
You have such wonderful friends.

>>341956
yeah

>>341949
>>341953
I don't have the game sorry
I just realised what you meant
>>341960

>>341958
oh

>>341958
what were those screenshots you posted earlier

i dont know where kirara went but this image posted in my granblue crew discord made me think of him

>>341961
Shit that's good

>>341960

>>341963
what is that

fuck done
>>341964
that's starlight stage
an idolmaster rhythm game

>>341963
damn sk got a nice outfit

>>341967
Sachiko hiding like the loser she is

you get a room thing which you customise and random idol interactions on a loop
*watch random

>>341966
>>341923
that's where nono usually hides

that's pretty cute

>a warrior who got struck by lightning and is now fused with his armour
this game just keeps giving

>>341961
nice desu ne

look at that humminbirb

im bored

i kind of am too
i didn't realize how much i'm used to working

I'm taking it easy! I'm not bored.

I'm bored but too lazy to do anything

oh i gotta check out the aminal crossing

Have fun

>>341978
Wowme2

Well, I'm going out in like 45 minutes.
So I'm bored until then.

Oh yeah
Today I saw a guy riding a bike while carrying another bike on his shoulder.

l
it's the bike cuck

My dog is hiccuping loudly in her sleep.

it's funny when they do that

someone posted this earlier but i'll repost it
>>>/watch?v=J7n7l8L3Bx0

aw

Someone told me Disgaea 5 Switch will be on sale for 20 bucks for black friday.
I hope they weren't pranking me.

>>341987
Is there a pocket dimension in her clevage?

>>341993
It's called hammerspace

No, it was covering her boob. That's how she survived getting shot.

>>341992
I believe I heard something like that too.
Not that Black Friday deals reliably make their way up here, but I wouldn't have minded a discount like that.
If I didn't already own it, hoh hoh hoh.

My source told me that the deal would be on best buy's website too.
So we'll see
I wouldn't pay 6- fpr
60 dollars for it, but I would pay 20.

The dog has been moved to my lap and is now back to just snoring loudly.

my ramen is late

I'm running a double ike team again this tempest trial.
Both versions of Ike are really great autobattle units.

>>342003
You get ramen delivered to you?
None of the asian delivery places near me have good ramen anymore.

>>342006
there's a few places in austin that are specifically ramen and ramen delivery

>>342007
Oh, you live in the city?

one of the neighboring cities in the metropolitan area

Damn, they must have a big delivery radius.
Or I just have no idea how big Austin is.

or you're just autistic
"Austin" in this case is referring to the entire metropolitan area
you don't tell people you're from pflugerville unless they're from the area
you tell them austin
like if you live in phoenix, you don't tell them "tempe" because what the fuck is tempe

Bbl going to the deli

>>342013
nice zipper

>>342012
see you there

>>342015
thx

>>342017
This jacket should have a pair of holes for her horns

>>342019
Wow that's dumb though

the uh
they forgot to turn off their online ordering system
they're closed
it's happened at panera before, so i don't really blame them
sucks tho

well
now most of the places are closed because it's thanksgiving
i guess i'll just make a pb&j and get fucked up

Animal Crossing seems like it's still working out some network issues.

Now that I'm a MANAGER I need to get my certificate in food hygiene
It's even more fun than it sounds.

>>>/watch?v=VHrNkd0lUTc

I just want to place my heart shaped rug.
Hopefully the network will work soon!

>>342023
Do you also have a 8-hour comprehensive course with a test at the end?

>>342025
No.
Jesus that sounds awful.

Luckily it's all online.
And because 95% is just common sense you can skip everything and just to the tests .

>>342021
yeah it //I was having trouble b
the other day

do

hey nerd
did you get my text

You can't respond to text messages right away.
It makes you seem needy

>>342030
>>342030
>>342030

gotta wait a MINIMUM of five minutes

>>342026
Oh I expected Australia to have stricter standards than the US

>>342032
we're only a nanny-state to the extent that requires minimal effort

>>342030
oh I see you're the woman in the relationship huh

I was able to place my heart rug. It looks good, I put it in my van.

>>342030
I always respond to texts immediately.

>a gazillion people laid off
>>>/@gameinformer/933507269555257345

>>342034
I paid for dinner last time. that makes me the man.
>>342035
Yeah but you're high-maintenance.

How quickly I reply to a text message depends on who is sending it, how interesting the content is, and what I'm doing.

>>342037
Yeah, I am high maintenance.

>>342036
>we just dropped a shit ton of people and we're not going to dignify them with a number

I respond to texts quickly usually, unless I have a specific reason not to

>>342039
It's also why you're middle-aged and still alone.

>>342042
I'm not middle aged.

wooooooow

>>342037
ALRIGHT you win this round

ooh marsh you're in trouble

The second set of Love Live nendo bodies looks better than the first.
I don't think I'm going to order it but it has a few good ones.

love feeling like I want to puke

>>342049
I'm still not interested because they have no poses

>>>/@mitsurutenma/933363456161583109

>>342052
maria irl

>>342052
How romantic.

>>342053
maria would totally message someone like "i'm gonna send you my gundams"

>>342035
I respond to people super late out of laziness

>>342052
Tbh that's a really well built Wing
He earned that date

>>342055
>hey Maria do you want a bj
>wtf you're not a gundam

>>342057
Yeah there's no nub marks or anything
It's nicely panel lined
Painted
Really good stuff good on him

>>342053
Well, do you?

>>342056
yeah, he's even got the pose down and everything
that guy knows whats up

My upper back and neck hurt.
I think the muscles up there are tense.

>>342056
Yeah, looks like the metallic white paint, too and you know how that shit is.

>>342058
My back hurts, too.

my whole life hurts

I need to get a robot neck and shoulders that won't get tense. That is what would be ideal.

>>342056
yeah they got some p4 stuff that's p cool
https://www.instagram.com/p/BbS6J4AlcVV/

I just need a good back massage.

Yeah I guess a robot back wouldn't help you for various reasons.

Oh? What kind of reasons?

just this and that

Can't you be specific?

just get a cyborg back
all the plus-sides of a robot back and you can still get back massages

>>342067
Some things are best left unsaid!

bionic

no wait

>>342069
No, you should tell me!
If you know so much about my body, maybe you should tell me about it!

>>342068
Is that like a metal spine with flesh back parts?

>>342072
yeah and SYMBIOTIC NERVE RECEPTOR MACHINE

then you could even program your nerves to feel like they're getting massaged

>>342072
Wow, you're saying I'm an expert on your body?

>>342075
I don't know! Are you?
You seem to think you know something about it!

>>342073
>>342074
oh damn

oh i see what got misconstrued here
that's funny

>>342076
You're the one that said a robot back wouldn't help you.

>>342078
I didn't say anything about the robot back. You're the one that said it wouldn't work for me.

>>342079
You said you wanted a massage instead!

>>342081
yes
more

>>342080
I didn't say it wouldn't help me, though.
But you seem to think it wouldn't.
Why wouldn't it?

>>342083
nice

>>342084
that's what you implied!

>>342085
You're not going to answer, huh?

i'm craving human interaction and hamburgers and instead all i have is gin and peanut butter

>>>/@DOGGEAUX/933552899732406272?s=17
>>342082
twitter machine broke

>>342086
You don't really want me to!

>>342088
Doggeaux is so young and their posts are insanely transcendent.
It's weird.

>>342089
I want you to say it.

>>342090
Are you sure? It will end with me saying something about you being a robot and you getting mad!

>>342091
I won't get mad.

i foudn these just for you guys

looks like it's having trouble living

>>342092
Well then
A robot back won't help you because you already have one!

>>342090
He's like 16 isn't he?
His posts are real good for a kid

>>>/watch?v=D1RgdMLbx3M
>>342094
oh no

>>342098
Yeah, she's 16.
She's in the DC Discord and has an anarchism discord, too.

>>342097
Why are you lying?

>>342101
She's a trans girl.

Oh it's a she?
I thought it was a he

Maybe someone misgendered her and I got the wrong idea from that, or something
Or maybe I just assumed it

>>342100
You can't get mad!

>>342102
I'm not mad. I just want to know why you're lying.

u don't haf to be mad

>>342103
Nevermind that, look how cute this is!

>>342105
You can't just change the topic like that!

>>342104
it is only game

>>342106
Why not?

>>342108
Because I want to know why you're lying about me!

Lying is a really strong word!

It's what you're doing.



Happy thanksgiving everyone except you non-americans

I don't think I've done anything to deserve such a strong word.

You said I was a robot, which is a lie.

you two are both idiots sometimes
well actually a lot of the time

and I'm just bang

i wish
then i could be done being bang

my cheese manicotti didn't turn out too well
it was tasty but way too rich and creamy

>>342116
let's swap
you can live out in bush/urban area of nsw

>>342113
Lie is a really strong word.

>>342114
I'm not an idiot!

I got a group of old friends back together on Discord and one of us has been talking to someone on Discord for over a year, thinking it was one of us and not realizing that they were a stranger.
They said a bunch of inside jokes to the person and the person just sort of ignored them confusedly.

>>342119
Yeah, but it's the right word.

>>342119
prove it

>>342117
I've never heard of such a dish
looks tasty

>>342120
ive done that before
i'll just start talkin to somebody and they'll reciprocate and then i'll be like "have you talked to ____ lately" and they're like i dunno who that is
i don't even know how ive made half of my friends probably
i just wind up talking to people a lot

hi

I heard Joshua was in FE heroes

correct

yeah

>>342123
it's really funny
it'd be really awkward for me i think

>>342120
No, that word is way too strong.

>>342121
if you smelt it you dealt it
you're the idiot!

>>342124
yes, he was just added

Oh it's thanksgiving now?
I thought it was later

>>342127
Alright, how about fib?
You're fibbing about me.

aho

>>342126
it'd be awkward for me too but i guess it's not me that does it so i don't mind

all
my
friends
know the low rider

all
my
friends
are dead
push me to the edge

>>342129
That's a little better but still impies a level of culpability that is a little too high!

>>342127
what the hell

>>342134
Why wouldn't you be culpable?

which touhou would you chemically castrate

are you guys still arguing about kirara being a robot

>>342137
no

>>342136
I'm not!

>>342137
tewi

no wait the justice one

>>342138
We're arguing about Rika lying.

>>342140
Why not?

can we argue instead about the FCC and their intent to repeal net neutrality

or maybe the ethics of the whole hollywood sex abuse thing

we already argued about that.

>>342143
I told you, lying is not the right word!

I don't have much hope for

I think we discussed both of those topics

>>342145
I'm going to go on a strike!

>>342144
what is your stance on these controversial topics

can we argue about who is the silliest moe

>>342149
just you

>>342147
A strike?

a picture of rika

>>342148
i think people are gonna be mad when internet plans start getting worse and more expensive

i think it's a long time coming for a lot of these guys but i worry about collateral damage

anime

>>342151
Yeah. I'm gonna refuse to post until posting conditions are improved!

moe unions NOW

WE WANT POSTING INSURANCE
HOW ARE WE COMPENSATED WHEN MODS RUN AMOK

I'll unionize with you if you noamsayin

SPOILER APPEALS ARE A GOD-GIVEN RIGHT

>>342153
what sort of collateral damage
I was worried about innocent people being accused, but most of them have just straight up admitted to what they did
>>342152
Wow Rika has no cheast
>>342162
Yeah that's a possibility
Ideally they'd just stop paying the person who did a bad thing and cut them out of the production

>>342155
Wow, you said you weren't going to be mad!

>>342160
for instance, if someone did a bad thing and is in charge of a major production, that major production might be boycotted or catch negative light
and then all the people who didn't do anything wrong (the sound boom guy, the make-up artist, the coffee-delivering intern) all get the fuckaroo

anime >>342163 →

I keep forgetting Chomsky is still alive

>>342161
You're not the only liar here!

>>342165
Hahah, yeah, he's been active for so long it's easy to forget he's still alive and commenting on stuff

I'm not really sure where he's at, politically, though
He's some form of socialist, I assume, but I dunno his tendency at all

what do you call a hungry Chomsky?
chompsky

I actually thought his name was Noam Chompsky at one point
Cause I'm a baka

>>342171
It's tempting to stick the P in when pronouncing it isn't it

>>342171

>>342167
That's not fair!
You can't do that. It's an illegal move.

>>342176
You won't be able to break the strike once it starts, you know.
Saying I'm breaking the rules won't stop me!

>>342172
Yeah
Doesn't help that a lot of people do, too

>>342157
tfw still haven't received my payout for cleaning up spam

>>342178
That's why you shouldn't strike!

are we breaking the rules now

>>342181
I'm going to strike if you're not careful.
I deserve a dignified posting environment!

>>342184
revolution
NOW

oh NO

gotem

Etrian Odyssey 5s soundtrack is p lit

>>342184
Nice nipah

>>342186
I think this is a very dignified environment.

>>342191
i have no idea what you could possibly be talking about

>>342192
Posters must have bread, but they must have roses, too!
I see no roses!

>he doesn't have roses

>>>/watch?v=25qDsbFcIzI

wow you spoiled me
>>342203
maybe I should lower the gamma on your monitor

Maybe next time you shouldn't post ACTUAL NIPAH.

Isn't it nice to be spoiled

Hi, my name is Kirara and I HATE being spoiled.

that's true so many people want to spoil me but i won't have any of it

>>342196
Roses are male and yuri blossoms are female, right?
If you think about it like that, you're surrounded by roses!

roses with thorns

>>342211
No, that's not what roses are at all.

All flowers are asexual, Rika.

>>342213
I'm pretty sure that's right.
Guys are represented by roses in BL stuff.

>>342210
I'm going to risk my body to post Hifumis and refuse spoiling

>>342202
I
Nice.

>>342216
This is making me want to strike even more.

>>342217
That's right.
I won't be spoiled so easily.

>>342220
There's no need to strike!

>>342221

>>342218
this girl looks like she's just seen something really shocking and terrible

yeah she saw her own anime

just kidding I haven't seen it who am I to judge

>>342226
nice
+1
upvoted
reblogged
(you)d

but did you like rate and subscribe
you could probably post that on a and get those

>>342222
No need to pout!

>>342231
nah it was a great post but I'm very stingy with my subscriptions

oh no you all broke your hands simultaneously

hifumi is the cutest

>>342229
I like it

>>342241
No pouting!

>>>/@theamwu/933252950935322624?s=17
I can have my gaytimes once again

>>>/@yayitsrob/933007672953200641?s=17

>>342253
Don't pout!

>>342251
there was a boycott?
Tomorrow I'm gonna have one of those rainbow paddlepops those are really nice

They have bubblegum ones out too they're nice

good thing i'm having so much fun right now and am not depressed

bang bang bang

i'ma go check my mail then right back

Samurai's gone post nipahs

turn it up a little bit
###Bang bang bang
shit

bang bang bang

>>342263
it's good that you're having fun!

>>342268
hahahaha look at this LOSER he fucked up his text

>>342271
uhhhhh

>>342274
should we just get rid of her

uhhhhhhh
>>342272
wow FUCK YOU

I read all of the inuyashiki manga
the anime will reach the end

>>342275
Get rid of who?

NO GODS
NO MASTERS

*become as gods become as gods become as gods*

oh no I fucked it up

The current Steam sale has Automata on sale.
Maybe I'll finally play it.

>>342281
haha now who's the loser o
now
that's right it's both of us
>>342284
fuck

>sister calls
>answer normally
>"why do you sound so sad"
fuck

>>342283
You got me

>>342284
Oh my god I hate this
And then they ask you what's wrong

>>342284
every day

FUCK i can't get into the mail room

Pick the locks!

hello yes this is mailman
I am holding your mail hostage

>>342290
YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DISARM THAT TIMED STINKBOMB I MAILED YOU
DESPAIR

>>342285
>>342289
"i'm fine"

>>342294
"no mum nothing's wrong"

tell her you're going on strike

>>342293
nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOO

"it's nothing i'm just tired"

>>342296
>dr pavel I'm CIA

you don't get to bring friends

I'm tired too.
I only slept 5 hours last night. That probably has something to do with it.

i'm so hungry

>>342303
you are so unaware it hurts me

It almost seems intentional.

>>342305
Unaware of what?

>>342306
i'm trying not to believe she's just being a piece of shit
i'd rather believe she's just stupid and not a stupid bitch

>>342296
🤨

>>342307
bang's problem isn't that he's tired, it's that he's depressed
he said he was tired to avoid talking about being sad with his family member

>>342309
I CAN'T SEE IT

EMOJIS ARE A UNIVERSAL RIGHT DAMNIT

>>342312
STRIKE

🤨

>>342311
Oh, and that's why he thinks I'm taunting him.
I didn't read too many posts up.

now i get to wonder if you're covering eachother's backs or if
there's no point

wait is it actually just the unsupported unicode

☐

>>342317
kirara is being tsun with me so he wouldn't cover me right now!
I really didn't read too far up.

broke nigga hours

who tf up

🏠

🌲 🌲 🏠 🌲 🌲
oh no my house is going to blow down

>>342323
does this count as broke

>>342324
>>342325
not this shit again

>>342322
yeah sure

i'm going to boil some rice
and then pour it on my face

>>342328
There's no need to be so paranoid!
I like to tease people but i wouldn't intentionally be mean to you!

>>342330
does it matter either way?

>>342323
the broke bois have logged in

>>342326
Yes

>>342325
(the big bad wolf)

>>342333
does it still count as broke if ~1053 gets deposited later today

>>342326
m8 tbh i hope you have other accounts

>>342335
less so but still somewhat yes

well shit

brokebois

how long until that 1053 gets eaten by your insurmountable mountain of bills mounting you from behind

yeah funny joke actually i think i get to keep about 200 out of that 1053

F U C K

it's okay i have half a pack of ciggies left and a big bottle of alcohol
i'm basically set

you might as well take up smoking weed too, to drain the rest of your savings

I don't even get these files in my cache

>>342331
Of course it matters. Intent is everything!

>>342348
wow you've changed my heart i guess i'm so glad you weren't being an asshole, you're just retarded

>>342350
ur retarded

>>342350
That's one of my most moe attributes!

>>342351
>what is this, a thumbnail for ants

>>342354when you push
when you push my sarcasm with a teasing comment it really doesn't help me look favorably at literally the subject at hand

i'm going to go make that rice now
and drink tequila

oh yeah
i had to convince my sister not to drive down here and take me out for food even though i'm starving and there's only peanut butter and ricei n my house
because the reason she wanted to drive down here to get me food was because she was worried about me sounding sad

Your sister sounds nice maybe you should just let her get you food

It's good to have family that cares.
You should lean on them when times are tough.

>>>/watch?v=LYjqm9HIGtQ

i don't wanna celebrate lame ass fucking thanksgiving

this wack ass holiday with my wack ass family

I'm going to record the audio from my family's dinner.

You're expecting some kind of shenanigans, huh?

I figure that if I have to suffer, people might as well derive some kind of sick pleasure from my suffering.

I missed Thanksgiving this year because I didn't want to spend two hours in a car with a dog.
Or spend any more time with my younger sister as is possible.
I wasn't in a good head space either and didn't want to deal with meeting her new boyfriend.

I missed out on good food and some relatives I don't see often enough because of it though.

>>342378
I think it's a little much to call it sick pleasure!

>>342379
I wouldn't go if it were a two hour drive.

>>342383
Is that so?
I wonder why you of all people would object to that phrasing.

>>342384
Because it's not sick! It's normal to be amused by amusing things!
Your word choice is so harsh tonight!

>>342386
It's kind of sick to get off on another person's suffering, especially if it's your close friend.

A phrase like "get off" is a really harsh way to word things too!

Aren't you just oversensitive tonight?
This is how I always talk.

I don't think that's the case!

me on the left

hmm

hmm?

I'm acting normal.

I don't have any sick impulses!

tfw you will never cook a good pizza

>>342403
I didn't say you did.

>>342405
I think that was implicit in the statement about sick pleasure!

What are more vile, sick impulses, or sick methodically conceived ideas.

>>342406
It's interesting that you automatically assumed I was accusing you of having sick pleasures when I made that comment.

>>342407
Probably the latter.

Yeah, I think I'd generally agree.

>>342408
Well, I think it's generally accepted that if it's amusing I'd be interested in it!
There's nothing sick about that!

>>342410
It sounds like something deep inside you convinced you that I was referring to you.
I wonder what that something is?

Common sense, perhaps?

>>342412
Your common sense told you that you had sick pleasures?

No, that that was what you were trying to say!

here is a picture of blue

Speaking of blue, the latest FEH banner has Neph on it without another blue playing spoiler.

>>342415
You always talk about how you try to assyme /// assume the best, but it seems like when it comes to me, you always assume the worst.
You think I'm attacking you! I'm hurt.

>>342418
Well, you suckered me earlier by saying you wouldn't be mad when you were!
It's natural that I'm cautious after that.

>>342419
Victim blaming. A typical Rika tactic.

too many reasons for it
you said you couldn't breathe
too many people on it
you said you would try

Well, I'm glad we have that all settled now.

I'm going on strike!

Wow, why are you suddenly going on strike?

i keep craving cigarettes but as soon as i start one i want to put it out and not smoke it
idk

>>>/watch?v=6kQiCyIgcaU

>>342426

>>342427
I haven't had one in awhile.
I've been exposed to plenty of second hand smoke though.

>>342428
no one can smile

No drier can ever sufficiently dry my clothes within the time period they seem to expect to be able to dry them.
Drier? Dryer? Whatever.
I throw my clothes in for the full timer it gives me -- usually one hour -- and by the end they're still more than damp.
It's not like it's a big deal to just queue up another spin, but it feels kind of weird that my clothes aren't dry after the longest time they seem to think it takes to dry them.

I didn't know you smoked
>>342435
it's great

>>342428
i havent been able to stop watching wheel of prizes

>>342432
too many clothes, too damb
add more rpms during wash

>>342434
You're the one that suddenly decided to strike!

magic knight is a cool class.
More games need magic knights.

>>342439
I agree they're like tankier red mages

Maid is a good class too.
More games need magic knights and maids.

>lost crucial connecting piece in this gunpla
end my life

rip

fucking rip

>>342443
do I get the action figure as a reward

my bloooooood is draiiiined

there is a grand mosq being planned to be built in the capital, which amusingly practically no one wants, not even majority of our muslims(tax payers)

That's a good image that you'll have to steal completely quietly since you're on strike!

don't pout!

>>342446
>action figure
It's a scale model kit dad
You can have a mini Guncannon or a ball as a reward your choice

>>>/@tolntran/933300488157536257

>>342458

alright well i made the rice and stuff
and my sister rolled some tobbaco for me because she's really good at that
i forgot how much better it is smoking rolled cigarettes

>>342463
thass kinda animecute

>>342463
your sis seems nice

>>342462

kirara you're a very dedicated pouter

>>342463
hope you feel better

>>342467
He really is a hard worker when it comes to pouting.

>>342463
I'm glad you accepted some help from her.

i do feel kinda better now
also look at this game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/423490/Air_Missions_HIND/
i'm gonna fly a helicopter
dust off my joystick

BYE

WOW
OWO
WOW
>>342472
VYE

>>342472
I'm sleeping soon too.
Bye, and good luck with your crazy family tomorrow!

>>342472
byebye

>>342473
ｏｗｏ
ｗｈａｔ＇ｓ　ｔｈｉｓ？

my favourite tweet+pic is that heart monitor that made the uwu face

okay I think I'm as tired as I can get without risking falling asleep in front of the computer
so it's time for sleep
bye bye

nighty nighty rika

Yasumi

Maria
You find that missing piece yet?

That one is gud.

>>342482
sadly not
I might be able to cannibalise another polycap runner
>>342483
nice

>>342486
That is a good idea but I do not know how to make 3d models
I can possibly buy another pc runner that has the part

You should make a 3d model of it and print it out on a 3d printer.
Your uni probably has one.

Going bed
Yasumi

good night

night rei

the reward

>>>/@taishi__nw/932781889760432129
lewd koums

lewdmes

>>>/watch?v=g4cT5mLu2ME

7cm snow pn muy car
fuck this blizzard

is 7 cm a lot

It's enough that it's fairly dangerous to drive while ALL THAT SNOW IS BLOCKING YOUR FRONT WINDOW.

But yeah you generally want to drive in a vehicle that's had the snow cleaned off it, from a safety and public decency position.

that was a fun drive home

should have recorded it
today is national ##DORIFTO

DORIFTO DAY

https://openings.moe/?video=Opening1-Shimoneta

Now i have to wait for maria to come back

>>342501
i never left

>>342502
This is an imposter
I need at least $20 before I give it up

>>342499
did you skid all over the ice?

>>342504
yes, etrian odyssey 5's music is good
are you playing it

>>342506
No I never even beat 4
But man that, I think it's the town theme, it's so jazzy and laid bacj
It's a great ost

If you decide to finish some eo games I can senpai for all but the original first one

I need to play eo5 english but i finished all but the end of its postgame in jp

Did you not play the first?
Oh you mean untold
I hear in the original the Samurai class straight up doesn't work
EO1 is a good game
When I saw the deer FOEs for the first time I was like, whatever they can't be that hard
Oh boy

I did play untold but lost my copy of eo1

I have also heard that medics using immunize made the party basically invincible
>>342509
Yes please, walk into the deer
it wont kill you

in eo2 you have to move back a space when you retreat from an foe and I got stuck between a deer and a door, couldnt run as a result, and died

>>342511
why didn't you go through the door
oh
In 4 I just kept full retreat equipped as a burst at all times

Im pretty sure i could t go through the door, i think the deer is what blocked it and running into it is what made me stuck or something
it was a good while ago

how far in four did you get again

>>342514
I just finished the fourth dungeon
So I'm close to the end
I liked it a lot but I've forgotten what was happening in the story
I'll probably go back and finish it some day

>>>/@InsidersABC/932030287818584064

>>342515
get to it

I haven't used my 3DS in ages
I'll get back to it eventually

do your best

Ever get lost in like a million danbooru tabs?
It's kind of annoying cause I use a greasemonkey script to let me just scroll down and it loads automatically for me, which becomes a problem if I wanna restart firefox, since I'm not entirely sure if it remembers where I'm at after a restart.

>>342503
>samekuma

>>342522
happy food day

>>342523
thanks

back into the fray

fuckin
drink went down the pipe

wrong pipe

>>342528
nue is top tier

>>342531 →
>>342531 →
>>342531 →