Thread #336361

Barb's the girl who got taken by the face monster, right?

I heard a few things about this season and boy, it wasn't a joke

good or bad
it was quite good overall

I heard some bad things, and so far it seems to be true
But also some good, so
several fake jumpscares each episode is the bad thing

oh yeah I don't react or notice those since I see them miles ahead

they're annoying

the kid can draw

>proposition to start using mini-nuclear power plants to heat finnish homes instead of the current "burn to heat"
wow
we fallout

a small nuclear plant in every home
the future is now, and the future is the fucking end

>if some engineer notices that burning wood produces co2, we are in trouble
lol

I remember seeing an article talking about local small-scale power plants that could power towns by using radioactive material in a buried system deep underground.
I think the concept was to use retired nuclear armaments and redesign them to work as a power system.
Honestly I think that sort of thing is cool. Decentralized power is a positive for everyone but hegemonic power companies.

>>336374
They already do this in USA, well not that exactly but using retired nukes to produce power

Ah, maybe the article was just explaining that then.
This was at least a year back I came across it; I only really remember the synopsis.

Ah yes let's use yellow marking flags
in a forest
in October

I am very smart

trashboi

>31,28 for electricity
>42,27 for tax and transfer
fucking caruna

oh wow
Okami is coming to pc

Oh yeah, I remember that.
Maybe I'll finally play it.

I never finished Okami

hi

I never owned Okami.

me neither

>>336383

The day isn't nice yet.
But we'll see

boop

Truly I am Ohio
And also late

>>336371
>>336372
Nuclear power is good

Yeah it's actually really good

wish bang were still alive to see this

>>>/@DualShockers/931072864974905344

>>336394
wow
That is terrilewd

>>336394
Noice

Nintendo did say that wanted more adult games for the switch

Also

>>336398
wow

I still can't get over this though.
>destroy target player

Also I cant tell if Spike is a chick or not.

I know someone who is definitely going to bringing
> $100
Cards just in case he gets that at the event
So I need to bring bronze tablets and that efreet

Like shit like Time Walk
Or time twister

Which are each about $1,000 for a white bordered copy in bad condition

I have like six minutes left on /moe/ until like noon
So speak now or fiveever hold your tongue

This is like $0.30
And banned in every format

I must go
My planet neess
Me

nyanpassu

CRAFT POWER SUIT EQUIPED
+10% comfy
+20% frost resistance
+10% mobility

How is moe?
Coughing is dess

im good
sad you arent better

Good that you are good!
It is a bit depressing being home by myself coughing.
I think I am too used to do lots of work at work.
It feels to weird not being at work.
>>336413
I have a cat's tongue and it feels like a pain in the ass to wait for the kettle for tea
maybe.
I could.

drink hot stuff

I tried looking at some Japanese language learning discords but I can't stand young people.
too many young people with cutesy emoticons and retarded conversations.
Why is Japanese so popular with annoying young people.
please.

sou

>>336412
it does ease with coughing

>>336415
I did a summon yesterday with only enough for 1 summoning.
I got a 5 star.
It was fun.
>>336418
Mostly socks!
you lewd anon

Wow look at all that pantsu.

!
...oh
it's socks.

>>336419
Your lewd megane are too powerful!

>>336420
aww thanks!
How are you? On break or is the day over?

>>336421
Took the day off from work.
Was coughing pretty bad last night couldn't get much sleep.

>>336422
oh no!
I'll beat up your sickness for you.
Unhinge your jaw and I'll punch your throat in the throat.
That'll teach it.

Geez Blue.

No sickness messes with my frens

Remind me never to see Doctor Blue.
I'll die

>>336426
What's wrong? Don't like our American Healthcare system?????

>>336427
Not only will I die, I'll get charged a billion for it.

Don't worry, since you're dead, you can deduct it on your taxes.

American taxes sounds like a pain in the ass.
I don't need to calculate anything.
I just get a bill and pay it.

It sure is a lot of pain.
You should see the current edits.

I still really wonder about the tax deduction you get when you file your taxes after dying.

You guys pay your taxes how often?

I have pay mine every month for local council tax and then whatever household bills I have: Gas, Electricity, Water and Internet.

My employer or whoever pays me money, if it is state benefits automically take the % tax and social fees and whatnots from it

>>336433
People with employer paychecks get it automatically deducted.
But it officially happens every year around April.
So you get a return or a bill depending on how much you've already paid.

in april tax office releases files to everyone that states how much their tax percent will be and if they want anything corrected ro additional information added, like say they have moved and state hasn't registered that back whent hey made the file
so you could apply for "long distance commuting benefit" etc
and it also informs you do you get refund or a bill in december
generally, everyone gets a 1-5% refund fo their yearly income

I have my income automatically taxed so whatever I got told I earn is 20% less // more than I actually do.
20% tax is a pain.

I think I get a 100 or so eumus refund this year

featured image blue and kannagi

Wow, that is horrible.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-42009839
I wish English trains were like this

>>336440
it's more like this

>Unexpectedly upgraded to Firefox Quantum
>NoScript doesn't work
>The tabs are all clear
>The UI is more difficult to manage
>No tab groups, so all the tabs I had in a group are now gone

>Quantum
lol what

>>336443
the koi looks bit trappish

I guess NoScript for quantum will work by the end of the week
that's good

>>336445
it's called quantum because it's fast apparently

>>336443
Cute
>>336445
It's all James bond and like.

I will never upgrade to that fancy shite!

>>336448
It upgraded me without warning!

>>336446
She's a girl.

>>336450
That sucks.
They are taking a leaf out of the windows 10 book of fuckups.

>>336444
the what?

Now only if Google could upgrade me to Chrome Ultron without warning.

>>336453
not sure what you're referring to

firefox quantum
was ist das

it's the new firefox

eww

i'm mostly mad that tab groups don't work with it

Jan rules my country

and eh has a 25y wife

and already a kid

getting rid of tab groups is the worst decision mozilla ever made
tab groups were insanely useful

ya mean this stuff?

yeah, it's like that

tab mix plus
better than the ff default and was available way earlier

doesn't work with quantum

(most extensions don't)

ios why I don't have auto updates on

i didn't have auto updates on

Firefox can force updates sometimes.
It is a major pain in the butt.

not having noscript makes me feel paranoid too

there are few alts
I would say ask at tano sicne it seems to have few tech experts or siome of the sort on it

ublock still works and noscript will be working within the week so i don't plan on replacing it or anything
i'll just limit my browsing until it's working probably

I did used no-script for a while but it breaks a lot of sites so I barely use it
but I don't browse with much personal information.

i silo my browsing experience so that it cant do nuffin

got myself a roy
time to grind him up so he can be best buds with Lilina

fuck i keep hitting my burn wound on things

the weekend approaches

my weekend began now

Firefox Quantum does indeed seem to be quite a bit faster and more stable

It's always the weekend

>>336484
bum

>>336485
Ho hum

>>336486
Yo way yo

Holy shit
This train smells awful

Smells like cheap menthols and BO

>>336489
>>336488
must be homely to you

my worry is coming back
Why haven't they gotten back to me
I've got like a week now

I know 'when' class starts.
I don't know 'where' class is.

And I'm not a full employee yet.
There's still stuff to do.

if i start getting migraines like my mom, im dropping out of life

Hey blue here's a Heated Gamer Moment for you
EA's stock price fell by a whopping 0.7% for a short while

A big win in the Star Wars War

That's the value of all those reddit downvotes

Oh it's already back up again by the way
This was like, a blip

People really do buy in, fully, to the idea that the consumers are the ones in power
It's so silly

And you wholly, completely, over-simplify the situation by assuming it down to one concept.
It's so silly.

>>336498
I remember when a copy of you in the past
would have argued ou in the present
to a standstill and then furthermore
to a breakdown

>>336500
It'd be a hell of an argument, that's for sure
Because I, too, did buy into that idea

>>336502
No
it wouldn't be that much

sk would probably get mad at sk and they'd both just get riled up until one of them went to bed

thank you
that is pretty much yeah what would have happened

Possible, yeah

Also
HOW LONG ARE YOU LOT GOING TO PRETEND THAT COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY AN OPINION?

it's not an opinion

communism isn't an option when states exists

and in my opinion states will never stop from existing, we will rather at some point have a global state

and mind me asking you, will you want that global state have absolute power?

Are predictions opinions?

SK is an anarchist

I don't really know if it would be avoidable for it to be extremely authoritarian

Anarchy is a form of order
It's not like it's disorganized just because it's without a state

Anarchy = chaos
can you form anything out of that
but order
and order always implies uniformity = hierarchy, and so on

>>336514
>anarchy is a form of order
>peace is a form of war
>oppression if a form of freedom

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH CHINA

what is your understanding of anarchy, exactly

PAUL KICKS ASS MICHIMA COMPANY AND TAKES OVER TH>E WORLD
AND THEN KICKS ASS THE UNIVERSE!

>>336518
for a longer answer
ask for a time or something
it does require an explanation

Guys check out this robot it does a flip

>>336521
hell yeah motherfucker

>>336520
what do you mean a time?

>>336522
I was shocked that it worked
Boston really is something

>>336524
Super Robotic Odyssey

>>336521
Oh fuck the robots can platform now
Irl super Mario recreation when?

>>336522
say how much you want to answer to "how much does it take you to bake a perfect sun shide egg"

and add to it
NINTENDO AND SHIT

I am returned

Do a flip

Robotic police state when

>>336528
Can you do a flip?
I don't think I can get enough height to do oune

>>336529
Oh shit can it aim accurately with that, or is that preprogrammed?

>>336530
I actually have no clue
But it's clearly good at hitting those targets and handling recoil

>>336533
Oh I guess the /moe/ bot has spoken

it's probably programmed to identify something on the targets or the shape of the targets or something

>>336529
#flip (false)
NAh
>>336530
fuck you

But can it aim the guns while they're held at chest level, just calculating the direction they're facing and somehow mixing it with the camera feed?

>>336534
And that evaluates the IMPERIAL GUARD
but the space marine are billion miles of tghat all
also
TYRANIDS
will NOM NOM that all

>>>/watch?v=HTPIED6jUdU
this is impressive

>>336536
Russias police force needs an upgrade you could say

Actually
Imperium at large
will meet many of SK's standards at face value

>>336532
it'll aim at turtles

>>336539
Blue
Did you see the new uncards?

>>336539
haha

Rules Lawyer is the greatest card in the history of Magic the Gathering

>>336536
HOW MANY
RUSSIANS DIDN'T GET CREDITED TO MAKE THIS I do wonder

It's not even broken.

Dude
Did you see Spike?

I'm fucking bringing in a bunch of banned cards

Yeah, I love her shirt

Black Lotus
UUU
UU, 4 Life Spike
8 life, tutor for Ponder
U, Ponder
First turn Ponder is BACK, baby.

>>336536
Russian bots interfering with elections got much more real
The DNC was right, the Russian bots are too strong

I'm bringing in this

And this

And bloodbraid elf, and grape shot and damnation, and gitaxian probe, and artifact lands, and looter scooter, and golgari grave troll ...

>Golgari Grave Troll

>>336553
It's a good card

I like this flavor text

Did you see Baron von Count?

I am so hyped

>that reminder text
LAME

Anyways
Baron von Count has "destroy target player"

>>336559
>target player gets doused in gasoline and burned to death

>>336560
yami_yugi_grinning.jpg

Also

>>336561

how am
i doing
>>336563
the best part is that card is a luck goddess

>>336564
you look like you're not supposed to be wherever you are oging

could you make your hair white in original moon?

>>336564
that's good
Cute girl

WJHO IAS THIS

PLAY AGAINST ME

and now we're back to your regularly scheduled rika time!

>>336568
that's kokoro you dummy

>>336569
Wow, I was going to say you were really early today, but it's already 6:30.

Yeah, I'd say that I've arrived a little on the late side of normal.
But much sooner than I had been for the last week or so!

>>>/@Crunchyroll/931270184957906944
I watched this.
You probably won't.
but I'm dying.

>>336573
I'll have to watch that later

i am watching it

I'm super tired right niw thoufh
Can't keep eyes open
Bbl/yasumi

wow he got shot in the eye

he sure BUSTed that case

the cop is very much anime elitist and i like it

Just wait until you see the VILLAIN

It's nice to be able to slack off.
Slacking off is the best.

HAVE YOU EVER READ THE ORIGINAL AKIRA

Look. It's me.

>>336573
Wow, that is pretty amusing but painful.
also clearly subs > dubs always

>Bob Dugnutt
The Deepest Lore

>>336584
You got it, Anego

>>336586
当たり前だ！
その当たり前な事は誰でも簡単にかんがえるよ

>>336585
Willie Dustice is the best one.

todd bonzalez probably became a porn star

Bonzalez and Sernandez are my favorite

Like, Mike might be a name that Hispanic people use or at least have as a nickname

But Todd?

Todd?
??????

but bobson dugnutt is the meme fave

dugnutt is a good name

Damn good one
I damn shit have kinda bad name
several BLACK MIRRORs lack my name
but one of them has me on them

VOI VITTU KUN JOSKUS SE VALITTAA
EN MAATA KESTÄ EN

Taking it easy is good!

>>336597So
You would relax without complainant

>>336597
yeah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also this is censored

It feels like it's been awhile since I was able to slack off and be really worthless. It's nice.

>>336604
good foer you
want me to base off your slack off for you?

Now I've eaten. Now it's time to super duper lay around.

>fuck up my pokemon ultra moon save
>have been trying for two hours to fix it
>cant
fuck

So apparently there's a convicted drug trafficker/dealer in the mtg hall of fame.
And the key witness for the prosecution died right before the trial.

sounds like someone got so salty over an MTG loss that they suicided just to cast shade on someone else's trial

He would have served much longer if they had more evidence
Such as witness testimony

shadow realm'd that bitch

>>336599
>>336599
help me

>>336614
just tell the truth anon

i'm not your anon, anno.

not on the surface
but deep inside
i'm speaking to the anon inside you

deep within you

sounds like someone who's going to get sued for sexual assault

>>336614
what will you do

There are no save states.
I'll probably just die.

I GUESS ILL JUST PLAY ULTRA MOON AGAIN

My tummy hurts.
>>336622
tell her you're married to your birbs

but zoey is cute
and she likes dating sims
and has good taste in shows
and is really positive and supportive of my life
Why did Daisy do this to me

>>336624
would you like me to take it off your hands for you

>>336625
so marry her

>>336626
no

>>336627
are you sure i'm sure your insurance would cover it

and we both have a burning frustration at the rate of feather drops

>>336628
what insurance

how is everyone else

my stomach hurts

I'm going to go with Option 2 because I am sure that Dom likes Zoey and Dom gave me that code for 10 Shiny Feathers and he's a cool dude so I won't get in the way of his osananananananajimi ship.

>>336633
fix it

never move save files without a proper extractor

>>336633
your theft insurance
i'm sure there's a tummy theft policy

i dont have theft insurance

how much does tummy theft insurance cost
you should call them up and ask

>i fixed it
NEVER MIND

so the shit i was truing to fix was never the problem

it was the fucking filename
FUCK computers

orz

Oh man
I just thought of a great combo for magic

We should play this.

How are we all doing?

Seems like the kancolle event is starting now.
Rewards seem not all that great.
Not that rewards matter much to me, I plan to probably just do this last one.

I'm meh
Bored and sort of irritated

>>336646
im fine now

any good girls maybe?

I'm okay, but my stomach hurts.

>>336646
i'm a little flustered how are you

>>336651
Flustered over what?

>>336649
Did someone punch you?

>>336648
Just DDs and DEs.

>>336652
meds probably
they sent my meds to my old walgreens in tennessee and there's a problem now
ive got some new project that i have to help these materials science engineers with designing new laminates strategies but i'm stressed and dont have anxiety meds

>>336652
No. That's a weird question.

>>336654
Is it? That hurts!

>>336653
You have had lots of trouble with scripts going to the wrong places.

hi moe

/moe/
wow bang just show up at the same time as me why dontcha

so i was making curry again
but this time i decided to put all the rice into the curry chicken
and then add milk and let it simmer for a while
and the rice kinda melted into like a thick soup
so now i have this gigantic portion of curry rice chicken thing

have you tried it

yeah it's fucking delicious and creamy
i used half and half instead of coconut milk this time because i didn't have any
it's super thick curry
it's great

i'm eating it with pita chips
ii made enough for like 10 people so i'm probably going to be eating curry a lot for the next few days

sounds yum

i wish i had people to share it with ;_;

freeze it and have curry Popsicles

>>336655
yeah it's weird
i should be upset but i try not to think about it

i think my favorite part about cooking is sharing the food with others to enjoy
and then when they like it, it's a really good feeling
unfortunately everyone in my family works in food service so we always eat at work
there's never anyone to cook for

share the recipe with me
and then ill fuck it up
but ill eat it anyways
and you'll have vicariously cooked for me

today was a really good day at work
i feel hopeful for the near future
the commute will be arduous and the money won't be amazing
but i will like my job at least

hey bang how are you doin
i havent really talked to you in a while

>>336668
That's good at least!

>>336669
i'm just doin
i'm feeling down about not having a car
but i'm feeling good about work

>>336671
you may not realize it but your attitude and optimism have really taken a big leap forward
>>336670
hey yuu

i feel like i haven't talked to either of you in ages

>>336672
We talked yesterday!

did we? about what?

>>336674
I don't remember!

yeah you were around
i don't really remember either
probably dicks

i dont remember that or much of anything
man ive got to get my head looked at or something
i dont remember talking to anyone for a long time

sorry
i just made it awkward for no reason
just ignore me

It's not awkward! I was just distracted in another tab.

So it's like 34°C
And I was just out in flip flops eating ice cream in front of 7/11
It wasn't cold at all
Well, I didn't feel cold
This must be my latent mutant ability or something

>>336679
how do you feel about laminate fixtures

34°F
Fuck
Lol

Bang
You here?

oh i got banned from cgl again
i probably deserved this one at least

huh?

>>336681
i don't know anything about them!

>>336684
What did you do?

>>336686
i dont think you wanna know

That just makes me more curious.

>>336685
I came up with a combo in unstable that would let me make a player in another game lose.

>>336688
are you sure
like im givin you a legit chance to say "nah i pass"
you didn't pass on that furry hotel video and remember how that went
we all told you to pass on it

I don't mind, what did you do?

i did this in a feels thread

You were banned for that?
Maybe I don't understand /cgl/ culture but you'd think feels threads are shitposting threads so anything goes.

>yuu in response to how eating semenburritos should be received on cgl
"with /cgl/, anything goes"

and it's not like you're wrong either
you should have seen the post about the semenimon rolls

and yeah i was banned but it was already lifted
it seemed like a friendly poking ban from the friend i have who's a mod probably

>>336694
No, I said you'd think it was anything goes since it was a feels thread.
feels threads are pure shitposting.

my post did get deleted though
maybe it was a legitimate feel for me how do they know
help im being opressed

hi

>>>/watch?v=LkuM1wSH5hI

>>336699
what's up

i have to write a presentation on bad data in a reputable tech company and i dont want to
man this is way more troublesome than i expected
there's so much work...
i've barely slept in like a month

and i drank too much tequila ive got t // to lay down

I wonder if I have clothes to wear tomorrow.
That is the kind of thing that is important and I should check on that now.

>>336705
that's one nice thing about working from home
there's not many but that's one of the bigger ones
i dont have many professional outfits so it'd be tough

Bang you wanna hear that combo or no?

gRAND tHEFT aUTO
WOW CAPS LOCK
Grand Theft Auto 5 is 93 GB to install
so i don't think i'm installing that

>>336707
i'm not really going to get any of it
i knew about magic a long time ago
but i don't really care about it anymore
too much money, too much RNG

All of the cards it uses are new except for one
And it makes a player in another game lose.
It's a three card combo

>>336709
speaking of magic
would you rather have biscuits and gravy for breakfast or waffles with strawberries and whipped cream

tough but i'm probably gonna go for the waffles

anime >>336713 →

alright /moe/
time-old question

how do you like your eggs?

over medium

Over easy
Or hard boiled

>>336718
raw in beer

Scrambled eggs are the best.

>>336723
wait i gotta ask you too
biscuits and gravy
or waffles with strawberry and whipped creme

biscuits and gravy but hold the gravy please

you dont like the gravy huh
okay i can cook you up dry biscuits if you want i dont have a problem with that if it's what you want

bang do you want to watch anime or were you just shitposting in the anime thread?

me? shitpost?
never

no gravy
you just want a biscuit?

>>336731
what would you pick?

biscuits and gravy i think
i dont like sweet stuff
i might go for a pecan waffle but it wouldn't be with sweet toppings
it'd just be butter and maybe some condensed milk
syrup is too much for me though

i usually eat my waffles with peanut butter and honey

peanut butter is good
i keep my honey in my valerian root tea though

>>336738
Yeah.

>>336737
people shitposting in anime threads legit pisses me off.

I really wasn't shitposting though
I'm not caught up

damn son you made yuu use the word legit
how'd you manage that

>>336744
Oh, I'm not accusing you of shitposting in the anime thread.
This time.

oh good
walgreens cooperated with me
that's good news
for them

images are broken

>>336752
Oh no

Not anymore!

me in my life

we lost a lot of posts didn't we
i can't even post the tfw i wanted to post

i gotta be up sooner than later
bye bye moe i hope you had more fun than i did

because i know what you do out of passion
but it only makes it harder for me
and i know that you're scared by the notion
we'll become who we're meant to be

>>336771
Yasumi

Going bed
Yasumi

>>336769
Fixing the image issue requires me to sacrifice some post numbers.

this is giving me goosebumps

>>>/watch?v=blSRZmiwPoM

My knee on my right leg has been hurting.
I wonder what happened to it.

>>>/@shenanigansen/930177304533147648
this comic got this guy the nickname bike cuck lol

i rode my bike home from work today and i haven't ridden a bike in over a year
maybe once or twice
but not like i used to
my legs made me feel regret

>>336780
sounds about right

>>>/@The_Extrange/930912717501845505

That's pretty funny.

a man should want to protect things

>>>/@starg00n/930967135039512576
The edits are really funny.

It hurts when I move my leg a certain way. I probably pulled a muscle.

Maybe you got bit by a monster.

>>336788
You would have known when you did it right?
If you pulled it, I mean

>>336789
I'm sure the monster is in worse shape than I am.

>>336790
Not if I injured it in my sleep.
Sleeping wrong is how I get most of my injuries.

>>336791
What if we were the monster the whole time?

>>336791
do you move a lot in your sleep?

>>336792
I would know if I were a monster.

>>336793
Yes and no. Sometimes I shift into weird positions and lay there and it hurts something.

>>336794
Not necessarily.

what if bang killed himself a while ago and this is his friend executing his will

You put in your will that one of your friends has to impersonate you on the internet?

>>336795
I would know!

>>336797
How?

>>336796
spoop

>>336798
It's the sort of thing I'd notice.

yeah actually i think i'm gonna write that into my will right now
that someone has to pretend to be me until one of you finds out
and then spills the beans

>>336799
Not if you didn't want to believe it.

>>336800
I don't think wills work like that.

>>336801
I would know for sure if I was.

i just have to find a good lawyer

>>336802
How?

>>336804
by using self-awareness.

i need some somber music with strings and or piano

>>336805
Wait, when did you get self-awareness?!

I'm super self-aware. I am probably the most self-aware person.

what do you want, /moe/?

I want my leg to feel better.

i want be free

someone please link moon this >>336812 →

What do you like, /moe/?

freedom

what do you hate, Kirara?

Legs that hurt.

you skipped a question
back of the line

>>336818
the fleshy prisons that keep us from being free

you consider our bodies to be prisons?

are they really OUR bodies
maybe we're being held prisoner inside them by someone else

I think that my 5 senses create experiences to be thankful for feeling
i think our brains are the real prisons for holding captive such desperate painful thoughts
i'm grateful for being able to live, to feel
but i'm not so happy for my ability to deconstruct every nnotion of existance into meaninglessness and suffering
i resent that my brain ends up at the conclusion that life is pointless except to be alive
i wish i could just live

i think i should sleep before i think too much
i'll see you tomorrow /moe/
unless my friends doesn't flake, in which i'll be drowning out my sorrow with alcohol and loud noise
as they say, "to turn up"

get him off the throne moreover
he's not in control no longer
the king will come, it's over
tha game goes on

soneine's waitibg on the otherside
trying to get over

Hey did ya ever hear about that fungus that takes over an ant's brain and stuff

>>336821
>>336822
The demiurge imprisoned us in physical space reeeee

Look at this gathering of trash bois

>>336830
Are they here to protest something

Unfair trash lid conditions
To heavy

Unlock the bins and their hearts

fuckin britbongs
go to sleep at midnight and wake up at 5 to an inbox full of shit from UK-based companies
why can't you guys sleep when i sleep

Rejoin the empire and maybe they'll consider it

aliums r gay

>>>/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM

Truly I am Ohio.
Also I have a .ogg file that is so large two of my music players crashed trying to play it. So im listening to it with vlc.
Although I am pretty sure that one of them was able to play it without crashing before I updated Android.

good job

>>336841
Domo

So apparently I missed this, but a few months ago, a judge in Georgia decided that the Official State Law of Georgia was subject to copyright, making the laws for the state copyrighted, so disseminating them is not covered by free use.

So you have to pay to legally read the law in Georgia.
If you send someone a copy of the law or anything, the state will SUE YOU FOR VIOLATING COPYRIGHT LAW.

A strange cat just forced its way into my house when I opened the door and now it's just hanging out on top of my fridge, meowing at me.
I gotta get it out somehow.
Maybe it'll calm down and come down and I can put it back outside.

>>336845
cute

It's not cute! It could be dangerous!

>>336847
one of the better granblue events is rerunning and this time you can get the skin for mc from it

that's cool i guess

this catttttt

NEKO NYAA

>>336851
Maybe it is your new cat

i am free from the cat

didya evict it?

i am become the evictor

squatter down

now that my lunch is cold, i can eat my lunch

I'm making a pizza, which I'll eat warm

i ordered a pizza
the cat got in when i opened the door to get the pizza haha

Jan is quite comical ruler
>fuck these bureaucratus and peasants

>>336860
Oh wow pizza buddies

unmei no pizza

the great war of how the fuck do you pronounce this

gaelic has some crazy words

I absolutely love that PJW's new video is about soy boys, now after everyone's been on him for Brain Force(tm)
It's poetic, it's beautiful, it's like he planned it, but I'm not sure if he did

PJW is incapable of planning anything lol

The only one more frequently self-owning is Baked Alaska, and he's out

did you see the stuff about him going to an in-and-out and bitching about getting banned from twitter and then a british guy explained to him how freedom of speech works

>>336869
Oh yeah he had a NINE HOUR LIVESTREAM about getting banned from the bird website

i can't believe he blinded himself and STILL humiliates himself daily

Lunch break Rika-chan dess

>>336872
What in the world!

I have to go back after I eat, but I'm here for a few minutes.

Today is so weird.

If this is all it takes to weird you out, maybe your life isn't as weird as I had given it credit for.

Oh, no, I just finished dealing with a weird incident which occurred after being woken up by a related weird incident.
And I got some weird news.
And now you're here at lunch, which is weird.
So taken together, it's all weird.

Wow, Shigure went into serious mode for the event!

Are you going to get serious about it, too?

No, I'll just do it on easy mode.
I don't have a lot of resources anyway.
I am seriously thinking about stepping down to secondary status.

It's not like the game is that much fun, is it?

I actually caved and tried out Azur Lane after saying I wouldn't try it so many times.
It's actually a lot more entertaining that Kancolle and very friendly. It's not stressful at all.

I think I would describe it as an issue where the game has become more frustrating.

When I was really enjoying it, it was a lot more simple.
You'd think about how to prepare, and if you prepared well you'd have a good chance of clearing as long as you had enough resources/etc to deal with the failure.

Since that time, a lot of new mechanics and memes have been added. For example, a map may have LBAS, a special debuff that's just tedious to get, and then a meme that the boss takes extra damage on.
So to actually get a good result you have to hope that 1) your LBAS strike rolls well, 2) you were able to get the debuff to work right 3) your support fleet actually activates and 4) whatever boat has the meme loadout actually does damage.

The memes are usually something like landing craft or red planes, so you'll have 1-2 boats with that setup and you have to hope they shoot the right target and do good damage or it's just over right there.

It's just a lot more frustrating and RNG has been layered upon itself. It used to feel more like gambling, but now it's just an exercise in frustration.



I want to try Azure Lane, but I have been holding out in hope that it gets an English interface.

I iwan
I wan tto try Azure lane sometime
I shouldve tried it when I got banned in granblue

It's a lot friendlier than Granblue, too.

>>336882
That sound really annoying.
It's no wonder than Kancolle has lost so much popularity.

I'm not sure if it will ever get an English interface.
Since it's a mobage, I mean, it's hard to do that.

Well, Azur Lane is Chinese run rather than Japanese, I think, and already has Japanese and Chinese versions.
There is more hope but who knows.

I'm not completely sure, but I believe that a Japanese company is licensing the game, rather than the Chinese company making a Japanese version of it.
The Chinese company BiliBili isn't managing the Japanese one.
So it might have to be that an English-speaking company licenses it.

Oh, I see. Well that makes sense.
Their focus is a little more international and the game is getting popular though, so I hope we see some English for it.
If not, I may not bother. I don't really want to learn a new interface and everything, especially since I already have Fire Emblem as a mobage to pour my mobage energy into.

Oh, and Animal Crossing mobile is coming out soon too.
I'll try that to see if I like it.

I didn't really like that one, but I might try it again when everyone else does.

I didn't try it when it leaked.
I'm going to try it to see if I like it.
It seems to be a comfy game, so I may use it for when I don't have a lot to do in FE as a backup I don't have to try hard at every day.

Did it get leaked?
I just played it on the Australian server, since they all use the same client.
I got the APK from Australia.

Hello rare lunch neechang

If you feel like granblue, this is a rerun of one of the best events with a good free unit and a cute costume

>>336891
Yeah, that's what I was talking about.

>>336892
hello
Which unit is the free unit?

BORED

>>336893
Neteon
he's a fuccboi with a good kit since he buffs and debuffs
he's wind though

Meteon

>>336893
Oh, well, I didn't really like it anyway.
The game immediately tricked me into going heavily into debt so I got upset and uninstalled it.

I bought a friend pokemon today
woo
>>336897
to be fair being tricked into debt is what the first animal crossing was all about

Are any of you guys getting usum anytime soon?

Not me.

>>336898
Yeah, but it's supposed to be a comfy game about making friends and managing a camp ground.
Being tricked into debt isn't comfy.

What's the point of escaping from reality with a game if I'm just going to be heavily in debt in the game, unexpectedly, too?

Well, that's it for me. Bye bye!

See you later, Rika. Don't have too much fun at work.

oh no my temporary cast is too thicc
the hoodie gambit is failing

SLEEVELESS HOODIE

...
disappointment yet again

This cat is still outside, trying to get inside again.
Aa doushio?

>>336905
For what?

The cat wants to be yours

Well, it can't be mine!

>>336906
there are no hoodies here

Odd mushroom was worth the 999 feathers

What does it do?

expands

There is too much heartfelt stuff in this game.
Talking to Zoey and Josie makes me want to go outside

Go outside and watch some real birbs!

time to sleep so I can be awake and have fun tomorrow

ugoku ugoku

Potatos for the potato god

Ugoku for the Ugoku throne

wow 20k playing eu4 right now

When you want to go
HERESY
but it would be suicide

First episode of Punisher was decent.

*deep breath*
HERESY
I am getting too much into my rp

Hey ton
name my next king

Alack Inlets Berth

ok

>>>/@ashitanogin/931302712418930688
for kirara

too late

got pulled into a war so had to dismiss that screen

>>336925
yeah that scene was pretty crazy

>>336925
cause it is so bad?

what do you think about
french toast
but with a bagel

Like my current queen regent would say
HERESY

heresy might be mighty tasty

!
Tonight is an anime night.

It sure is.
But is it for you?
Aren't all of your shows tomorrow?

hell yes punisher is beating the shit out of a dirty cop

>>336934
Oh but today is special.
[MaruChanSubs] The Night Is Short, Walk On Girl - Yoru wa Mijikashi, Aruke yo Otome (2017) 1080p (English Subs)

test teste test

>>336936
oh wow

i was assaulted by a road rager today
no harm was done but they left before the police showed up and it was very anxiety inducing
i was on my way to pick up my anxiety meds too
i dont think i want to leave the house for a long time

That sucks
What'd they rage over?

nah

Weekend time!
My first day off since December 4th. Isn't that crazy?

>>336939
I was recently accosted by a road rager, as well.
I either pulled out in front of him or beside him?
I don't really know. He must have come up on me really fast.

sorry I got a phone call.

Anyway, it was night and I didn't see him.
And we came up to a red light and both had to stop so he yelled at me for awhile so loud I could hear him really well even with the windows up.
Among his better comments were "yeah, you better turn" (I was turning left) and "get glasses you blind cunt", which was kind of a questionable one since I was clearly wearing glasses at the time.

>>336945
I get half a day off on wednesday and thursday and friday.
I may take more since I worked so hard this week. We'll see!

Whoa
uh
November 4th or

>>336942
wow you worked a whole year

>>336942
How many days off do you get for Thanksgiving?

O h man moe
I just learnt how to make my phone tell me jokes in Japanese?

It is hilarious, it has a built in laugh track as well.

>>336942
Take the whole week off!
Let's vacation!

I definitely can't take the whole week off. I may leave early tuesday and take wednesday.

>>336946
There's an app for that?

>>336948
It is just the google assistant that you can ask to do things with your voice like make calls, reminders and stuff.
I put it into Japanese and asked it to tell me jokes.
and it comes with laugh track at the end of every joke
its awesome

It's great if you tell the app to play relaxing sounds and stuff, too.

>>336948
I guess that's about what I have off, too.

Good work rika
Please enjoy your weekend

Do you get yelled at at work ever

What type of card is best at dancing?
The King of Clubs.
wwwww

>>336942
this one was seemingly high on methamphetamine
also had no plates on their vehicle
it was the scary level of crazy

>>336953
The guy that yelled at me was white trash so he was probably high on meth as well.
My plan was to just drive away if he tried to get out of his vehicle.
That semed like a good plan.

>>336951
No one yells at me because I am too polite.

>>336955
No, he didn't do anything but yell at me.

>>336954
did you call the cops

Name ny next QUEEN

hillary clinton

rosie odonnell

theresa may

>>336957
#d10 (7)
>>336958
#d10 (8)
>>336959
#d10 (3)

damn you rosie

This cat is still outside my house.
It is still screaming.

>>336962
First screaming bees now screaming cats.
You live a charmed life

FUCK
TURKS

>>336963
The cat got into my house earlier and cause a lot of trouble.

What a stalker!
Such is life a toppu aidoru
All those cats want that.

>>336954
I got yelled at today by angry people on the phone

It was a real big pain.
It knocked over all my shit and I chased it around.
It took us hours to get rid of it.

>>336968
Wow that sounds like a major pain.
how did it get in the first place? rush in when you opened the door?

Some cats are super annoying, open the door just a little and then break and enter.

Yeah. I opened the door and it just forced its way in.
And then it hid on top of my fridge and meowed at me for a while.

What a cunt.

That cat woke me up a bunch of times last night and this morning, too.

>>336967
Random people usually don't dare to yell at me.

O'donnel

What a terrible kitty.

Yeah.
It was sitting there, meowing at me, and it was so frustrating that it briefly went through my mind that if I killed it, I could get rid of it easily.
I don't think I could kill a cat, but it frustrated me enough that I thought about it.

Thanks to that cat, my lunch got cold, too.

my dog reeeees away any potential cats

>>336954
they got out of their vehicle
i know not to do the same thing or else it puts me in a difficult legal position
i woulda liked to bash a head in though

nya, bitch. nya

>>336973
wow thats rad

have you seen the new vira

>>336979
Yeah, I would have gotten scared and driven away if he'd left his vehicle.

>>336981
Yeah. but I honestly don't really care about new characters in Granblue since they're just showing you things you can't have.

>>336982
sometimes i luckshit new character swhen they come out
today wasnt really one of those days

got this qt though

>>336977
Killing cats is bad! You can only pour water on the little shits when they are being naughty.

Sometimes the world drives you to do bad things.

create a cat rage room

sometimes the world drives you to do fun things

>>336988
That does not seem likely.
the world sucks!

>>336988
do you mean like when the world drives me to behave completely recklessly and risk my life

potatos for the potato god!

>>336991
so what happened in the end with the cat?

>>336993
It still outside I think screaming?

also I killed 145k turks

yeah, the cat is still outside, screaming at me

I got an EVA manga

i'm gonna work you long and hard <3

Maybe you should adopt the cat!

Are you going to give me $2000 so I can afford a cat?

>>336997
That panel with Unit 01 playing baseball is cool

>>337001
This is an official thing by the way.

>>337000
Nope, you're on your own!

>>336996
Do you have a hose?

>>337001
almost as good as the GBF baseball episode

>>337003
Then I won't adopt it!

>>337004
Nope.

>>337005
A squirt gun?
What about a spray bottle?

>>337005
That was a good episode
That guy with the suit from Victory was a cool contender

What about a cucumber?

Or you could just throw the water out of a glass at it.
Although I suggest maybe practicing if you've never thrown water out of a glass before.

>>337007
Yeah, absolutely.

>>337009
I've already tried that, it comes back.

>>337010
Pepper spray it?

>>337010
>Tfw no real gbf season 2
Remember that joke about all the guys who got ntrd by Fellini tried ganging up on him in the tournament
Such a good show

Wait no
That might count as animal abuse

yeah that'd be a crime

Have you shot it with a nerf gun?

no, i'm not gonna shoot the cat with anything

It's just a nerf gun
Well
Good luck

>>337010'
finally someon posts this

>>337011
Pepper spray a cat? You're a monster!

>>337019
See >>337013

>>337019
>>337019
>>337019

Well, you could call animal control, but then it would probably be put down.

>>337022
PHYSICS IS AMAZING

I'm sure it'll go away eventually.

For now, we'll just have to go on the defensive when we leave.

>>337022
I don't even have to watch it to know what happens in that webm.

>>337025
Portal 3 puzzle

Like why not just point the laser lipstick at the door in the first place.
also laser lipstick sounds retarded! how easy would it be to burn your face off.
>>337030
MAGIC

Wut

>>337028
The mirror amplifies and makes TWO lasers

>>337029
images do this sometimes

Thanks Samurai

Also my sister is stuck in Shanghai right now cause her airline canceled her flight to Thailand and has no more anytime soon and they didn't give her a refund (they probably won't until she contacts their US branch)
And she had to buy a ticket from another airline

She wouldn't say how much it was, bit I think
*but I think
It was like $800 or so
Maybe more

>>337034
Me on the right!

>>336991
yeah

[ ] dont have a drink with your mother
[x] have a drink with your mother

I don't drink but if i did, i would never drink with my mother

probably a food time
no wait
probably a good plan

>>336982
i was spooked
my mom was in the car too because i had just driven her to the surgical center
and i was on my way to get my anxiety meds because i finally got walgreens to get their shit together and i hadnt had my anxiety meds in days so i had a pretty bad anxiety attack because of it
and now i've got a picky client causing me after-hours stress to nitpick
today really sucked

Holy fuck I forgot just how damn funny this manga was.
Also despite it being labeled "new" it has damage on the outside and small teaes on the first 20 or so pages.
*tears

>sempai
I hope this translator has a brain aneurysm

Aobest signature

>>337042
dont wish death on anyone you fucking autist

>>337044
I decided to use hyperbole to express my dissatisfaction.
Also most brain aneurysms have no symptoms and go unnoticed.
So it's not really "wishing death".

you'll fellas need jesus

OwO sempai what's this?!?

>>337046
You need Jesus HERETIC!

>>>/@pancakeparadox/931436173205147648

>>337046
No
Jesus needs me

>>337049
that animu just looks bad

>>337046
You do too!

No I don't.
I don't need anyone but myself.
I'm a loner. The wind is my only true companion.

Oh yeah.
The newest Yucky Tuna was a major disappointment.
The entire thing was a recap episode.

>>337055
yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh number 4, 4 number 3s, 3 number 7s, a large fry, and a small diet coke?

hi it's me jesus can I take your order?

>>337055
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 larger, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with bcheese, and a large soda.

>>337054
sorry we don't sell individual fries

>>337056
coming right up

death on the rocks

>>337057
alright, gimme two large fries then

>>337059
deal
I can eat one of them if that makes you happier?

>>337060
yeah you can have the second fry
don't wanna get fat

Also give me a halloween whoopper

>>337053
hey kid
wanna kill your friends?

>>337057
Hey can I get a reason to live?
Thanks.

>>>/@TheEthicalGoth/931533497390518272

>>337065
soyboy is such a shit forced meme

>>337069
Cuck is shit too
Let's just call each other faggots

>>337067
I have withstood rejection to offer many dates
and yet these hands shall never hold anything

>>337064
there's a lot of boobies to look at and touch

>>337064

>>337066
yeah they should have stuck to cuck
but calling people cuck made people start thinking cuckolding is okay so they totally failed on that one i guess lol

>>337066
that's homophobic
to avoid offending people i have begun calling people numbed skulls, blocked heads, and nim rods

>>337071
letting people fuck your wife/girlfriend is for fucking losers tbh

>>337069
what's wrong with cuckolding?

>>337071
there'snothing inherently wrong
but it indicates a lack of self respect in my eyes tbh

>>337070
It's okay I'm gay

>>337070
Not calling people faggots is homophobic

>>337072
oh good point

There is enough inherently wrong with having people sex your partner.

>>337074
Yeah I'm only attracted to traps which is definitely gay

>>337076
depends on how the trap identifies
>>337075
there is something inherently wrong with people having sex tbh

I'm actually only gay because I'm a misogynist

>>337075
what's that?
you not liking it doesn't make it wrong

>>337078
Heh

>>337080
Women can't pilot
I'll never let a women into my cockpit
Except for this one I'll make an exception for her

>>337083
I'm not an eva tho

>>337065
10/10 counter

>>337081
Over half of the Eva pilots are women.
Checkmate Athiest

>>337079
things i don't approve of are morally wrong

>>337079
shut the fuck up steve i am going to fuck your wife now

>>337081
They're made in the image of man.

bike cuck is a good meme

>>337085
didn't peg you for someone who's into incest

>>337083
The whole world gets destroyed and everyone turns into tang.

>>337089
Go watch it again

>>337089
world gets saved*

>>337089
The world isn't destroy it's just flooded with tang

>>337088
I wouldn't peg you either

>>337093
oh damn

>>337093
wow no reason to be rude

>>337093
Heh

Has everyone here seen Eva or no?
I would assume that but I just want to make sure.
Cause I don't feel like using spoiler tags

>>337093
nice

>>337097
I have
I liked it
Eva is great nude. Don't tell Hitler he'll get mad at me

>>337097
no only Adam, he hasn't introduced me yet

eva peron don't cry for me Argentina

There isn't a single person who deserves not to be spoiled about Eva.

>>337101
Fuck you

>>337102
this tbh fam

Fuck Eva

it's been 40 years if you haven't seen or been spoiled on eva, you will be soon

>>337105
>40 years
It's been 39 are you dumb

>>337107
This was a pretty good scene in the actual movie tbh
Vader just coming in and absolutely destroying everyone with no effort

>>337108
>rounding in double digits
laaaaaazy

>>337106
i was rounding you absolute Blocked Head

lmao imats can't do math

Anyways
Since some people obviously weren't paying attention when watching EoE.
I'll just let them know that the people who turned into tang will eventually turn back into humans.
Well, many of them
Not sure about all of them

>>337109
you know what i can do though?

>>337111
suck a dick without your mouth?

>>337106
>>>/watch?v=wxL8bVJhXCM

>>337112
yeah true but that's not the answer

>>337113
>that one guy banging on the door
Jesus christ how terrifying
>DAAAAAVE OPEN THE DOOOR

>>337111
can can you do the can can

My dad spoiled rogue one for me

oh yeah ea got rid of micro transactions in the new battlefront

>>337116
What'd he spoil
That they get the deathstar plans?

>>337117
Why would I buy the new Battlefront when the original 2 exists
Legit question
What'd they improve other than the graphics

>>337122
Yeah just slaughtering hordes of dumb soldiers
I love the time travel level in titanfall because they can't do anything to you and they get terrified as this madman comes in slaughtering everyone

>>337121
wow

>>337117
entirely?

>>337118
That Vader kills them

>>337118
they actually made it worse

>>337119
apparently

>>337115
That is how i sometiems feel in videogames
as vader that is

>>337118
Ever played EU4?

ass vader

>FINAL PROCESSING ON MONDAY
what the FUCK guys
I swear I can't wait for this process to be done

>>337123
no

>>337126
well numbers alone should tell
In my current game as poland I have 60% dmg plus with cavalry in combat
add to that 10% overall shock combat dmg and -10% shock dmg received
that is 80% more dmg I deal towards any enemy
>>337128
No
Poland not that stronk
I AM STRONK

>>337127
Wow Poland is strong
Gonna conquer the world

Oh okay you're just carrying them then

>>337125
what is it processing

It takes some optimising to make it out

it takes one to know one

I know you are but what am I

>>337131
A kiwi

>>337132
Yeah

>>337128
me getting this fucking job
Class starts the following Monday.
This whole week I was wondering when they'd contact me.
Ends up being past 7pm on a Friday lol
Looks like things are hectic on their end if I'm getting this email now but still

>>337135
>cops end up brutalising other cops by accident
lol

>>337134
soon

>>337135
Not the first time I've heard about something like that

>>337135
wasn't this in Chicago

>>337138
i thought detroit

oh, I don't know
how nice

Put chicago into a birdcage and listen to it sing

>>>/@Scaramucci/931681664006283264

>>337135
Sounds like something that would happen in TF2.

apparently dril got doxxed what the fuck

yeah internet is gay
I need to get my pension stuff notarized..
or just take the money that I would put in my pension and put it into crypto
because screw the old people's ponzi schemes
new shit

whoever is responsible for this should be dragged from their home and shot in the fucking head

>>337145
cute summon

how are you guys and gal tonight

Good because I have no work and can just be lazy all day
what about you

>>337148
im incredibly mad that someone doxxed dril

i was hoping to turn the fuck up tonight
but i get the feeling that won't be able to happen

>>337144
Holy shit
That's awful

>>337151
why not

>>>/@pow3rpuffsama/931055475344531457

>>337152
i hope that bastard gets doxxed and fucked up

what if you used the dox to send nice things and turn a negative into a positive

it doesn't matter the person that doxxed him is the enemy of all things pure and good

>>337143
do you think a dui will affect my background check for a pass to work with vulnerable people?

>>337153
i can't drive anymore so i'd need a ride
i can't really afford to to take a Lyft/Uber because i need the money for the bike i just bought
and i think the two friends i might have gone with are both gonna flake
first world problems i guess, but still sucks

>>337159
You can get turned the fuck up by drinking and watching Japanese cartoons though

This is fucking sweet
https://klukvaminiatures.nethouse.ru/products/29687045

>>337158
only one on your record?

>>337162
Yes. It's the only offence of any kind
and it's from 3 years ago

>>337163
I wouldn't anticipate that it would be a problem but I can't really know since you're there and I'm here.
Might be something to investigate further but I wouldn't worry too much.

>>337164
It better not..
I got an internship over summer at a legal-advice-for-poor-people office.
If this disqualifies me I'll be really bitter about it.

>>>/@kon12kichi/931688470946267136
rika look at this sonoko

>>337165
It should be okay, I think.

>>337168
That's a cute Sonoko.
I wonder how tall those stand.

Yuu or Chi?

>>337169
probably not too high

>>337169
Probably.
Although it is TECHNICALLY a criminal record.
It depends how strict they are about these things

the cat returns

>>337173
I don't return

>>337169
Apparently they're to-scale so they're probably 150-170 cm

is blend worth watching as it airs?

imo yeah

it has good meme potential atleast

I wonder what kind of animu would be a SYKA BLYAT anime?

coppellion but with guys

Coppelion was art

also shoujoapo is in wh40k

well to be precise wh25-30k

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