Thread #333165

okay thanks

>>333165 (OP)
fuck OFF dude

first

>>333168 →
Maybe you just get confused easily.

I changed my name on Twitter to "You" so that when I retweet something, it shows up to other people as "You Retweeted" and it's freaking people that follow me out
someone made a tweet about how confused they were that twitter was saying they retweeted something when they didn't and i've been laughing at it like an idiot for like five minutes now

>>333173
devilish

>>333173

For me I've had a friend doing a joke like that for ages, so when I saw it all I thought was "oh he changed his name".

Gotta get up rrrrreally early in the morning to pull one over me, boyo.

>>>/@x1628/929582481002594304

I didn't actually think it would catch anyone like that

yup

>bang

I'm having a lot of chest pain tonight.
It hurts to breathe, kinda.
My rib hasn't hurt in a while now so I wonder what's up.

>>333179
does the same logic apply to sucking dick?

Here's a story I probably shouldn't tell
but I've been having chest pain too!

It was a really sharp pain too.
The other day I noticed it was because there was a zit there.

>>333182
yeah

>>333181
it's your heart throbbing for danger

>>333181
>>333183
oh i thought you were both going to die but now i realize it's just kirara who is going to die

kirara please don't die

I'll survive even if I die!

>>333183
Why shouldn't you tell that?

>>333183
I always knew you were gross.

>>333187
I shouldn't reveal having a zit there!

>>333189
why not?
it's just human
it's okay to have a zit every now and then
i think i had one earlier this month on my neck

>>333184
like kissing a hundred girls at once

>>333189
Now that I know you had a zit on your chest, I have your SSN and credit card information as well as your mother's maiden name!

Why shouldn't you reveal that? Are you hiding something?

People will call me gross if they know thigns like that!

surely not!

I'm sure all the thirsty guys on /moe/ will be distracted by the fact that you mentioned your chest.

yeah, there's no way someone could accept you for who you are
the fuck are you looking for out of the people you interact with everyday

>>>/@c9a0dc/929202584895725569

>>333197
oh no

OH NO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>333191
does that mean going down on a girl is like sucking ten dicks at once?

>>333197
lmao what

>>333195
maybe if you're into that older milf stuff..

>>333200
right?

>>333202
oh no

>thirsty guys on /moe/

>>333201
yeah that's what makes it so gay.

my sisters went to a fancy soda place and bought me this as a gift

>>333206
nice to know i'm not the only one sucking cock tonight
cola*

>>333206
how is it?

>>333204
I thirst for battle and glory

>>333206
is it good

>>333206
It's good to know you can always get some cock from your sisters.

NEW DIVA SKIN ANNOUNCED

>>333211
buying this shit day1

these are the kinds of memes i put up with on a daily basis

alright
there's your memes for tonight

that's all i've got
fresh out

here's a good one

i bet ton would eat these

I'm going to work at home tomorrow.

>>333218
that sounds nice
but also maybe bad
stay productive!
>>333217
if only detergent pods were as cheap as totino's

>>333218
im gonna go have fun while you're working

>>333219
for real man that shit is expensive

>>333221
>>>/watch?v=2lPX5b9m7ro

>>333218
Oh my god working on a sunday
I think that's heresy

>>333222
this is good

>>333220
That's not nice!

>>333223
Jesus said it's okay to heal people on Sunday.

totinos
totinos
how did you know

>>333225
are you a healer

this is actually my favorite Tim and Eric skit though
>>>/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk

>>333225
What's not?

when I was Mormon we were really big on the "no working on sunday" thing
and also no buying things on sunday
and the first sunday of every month was "Fast Sunday" where we'd skip the first two meals of the day and donate the money that we would have spent on them to the church

>>333229
Having fun while I suffer!

>>333227
I help people.

>>333230
>when I was Mormon
woah you were Mormon?

oh shit you didn't know

no

I was raised hardcore Latter Day Saint throughout my entire childhood
when I started to gain the sort of adolescent sentience in high school I fell away pretty hardcore

>>333231
do you want to skip work and be a third wheel with us?

>>333236
I can't do that!

>>333235
Do you think being raised hardcore religious was a good thing

>>333237
Sure you can.
I'm giving you permission.

bye /moe/
see you when I'm washing clothes at my mum's house again next week.

>>333240
be well and prosper

>>333240
bye
say hi to mum for me

>>333240
much love
be safe

>>333238
I think that being raised in a conservative and christian setting was actually a large part of what built my sense of character, morality, and love for mankind
i think that some important facets of myself would have been hard to develop naturally in that setting but i'm fortunate to have found them on my own (a constant questioning of authority, love of earth and all that is on it, curiousity of what lies beyond the coloring lines) but i'm grateful for the social doctrine of politeness. charity, and assuming good before evil that i was raised with.
i also think that being in a structured envorinment has help me with my organizational deficits that would likely be much worse otherwise

>>333239
I need to work!

>>333240
bye bye

today was probably my most normie day in a while but it feels really good to get out of the house
also ree

>>333244
That's good I'm glad it all worked out well for you

>>333246
mormies get out

>>333245
I'm rescinding the offer anyway.

>>333249
It's tonight.

was there a blend s last night....

did i miss anime...........

i think they do anime late on Saturday

oh it looks like i'm good
thank goodness
i can stand missing one thing or the other but blend s is important

Even if we had started on time, Blend S is last on the list to satisfy Rika's comfy autism.
So you'd probably still be good for it.

anime

>>333250
We were waiting on Ika.

wikihow butt play for beginners

oh no disregard that

anime >>333258 →

I have been feeling kind of not good recently
I'm hesitant to say lonely because I know better than to feel that way
but I think it might be that

somebody say something
i don't need my depressing introspection to be the last post in the thread

I dunno man it's full winter here I don't have much to offer but other depressing introspection.

well shit

ayyy
what's up party people
congratulations! you're alive!
you get to be a part of a select group of minds that get to experience whatever the fuck this is that we're doing woooooo

yeah i guess that's better than the alternative
of being non-existant

M I L L E D R E C E I V E R

>>333285
too bad there isn't a 2hu battoru anime

Some day...

we should fund it

Reminder that Ufotable animated a Touhou short and we'll never ever get to see it

wow what

>>333301
>>>/watch?v=j9rxpzqHujc

>>333303
TENCHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>333303
>never spread one event only
why do they hate money?

>>333167

>>333307
Something something doujin spirit

so i found out some news about my switch to catering
i'll spend an additional couple of weeks training at the store i was managing
that will be weird

I'm back from D&D

>>333334
that's super weird
you'd think you'd know everything

>>333333
nice didgits dude

>>333355
It appears to be missing

>>333357
where could it be?

>>333358
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

>>333360
SOKODA!

>>333355
i do know everything
but
i'll be catering, and there's a few things i'm in well-versed in or in the habit of doing
and i'll never turn down training

going on /now/ at the bar with a broken wrist

gangster lyfe

Do you keep your thumbnails hidden when you're on mobile in public?

>>333367
what's a /now/

They playing any good music?

>>333370
nah
usually not
eh sometimes if I feel paranoid for some reason

>>333363
You want to watch blend S, yes?

You get your cast yet sam?

>>333376
tuesday
i'm gonna have surgery with general anasthesia

oh no what if I die in a freak anasthesia accident

>>333374
Wow how hardcore.

yes

i never have my thumbnails hidden

>>333377
Kowai

Moe would continue to run without my supervision until either it crashes permanently due to some bug, or my credit card expires

Make a deadman's switch that emails all the info for running it and passwords to the admin account, cloudflare account, VPS account and domain registrar account to someone you could trust to run it

or make a moe blockchain
no server required

TRUST NO ONE
NOT EVEN YOURSELF

>>333390
By Tuesday?

UHHHH

okay so liek

>>333436
It's Ohio upside ddown and backwards

>>333377
probably not a bad way to die
honestly
you won't even know it
you'll just kinda fall asleep and then that's it

>>333452
Kinda anticlimactic though

it's better than slowly dying of radiation poisoning because you were unlucky enough to survive the initial wave of nuclear bombs

>>333458
If you're slowly dying of radiation poisoning you didn't get it that badly.
Although I don't quite mean *quite get what *how slowly you mean

>>333443
only the H is upside down and backwards

try not to die! Good luck with your surgery.

>>333390
c48c29157e2b358cc144027f3e2d8cb4
is this the right hash?

Samurai = warrior = fighter = survivor
he's invincible
he cannot die

until he shames his master of course

>>333465
that's a nice hash
it's pretty high but not too high

>>333469
can you award me my moo block now?

is this the right hash?

>>333470
oh no I looked it up you moterfu

>>333471
we got some chorizo in there or no

>>333473
yes

>>333474
yeah that's a great hash

AYYYY
MUST BE THE MONEY

Holla holla get dolla

the bar is sur prsingly hype
usually wheb I see it it's half empty

the magic of saturday

is this a good hash?

>>333479
Nah

>>333479
how much % thc?

Going bed
Yasumi

bye miss you already

>>333481
like 35

See you you glorious motherfucker

>>333484
pretty decent then
I'll buy a few gram
do you accept moecoins?

rip in piece formerrei

>>333486
DEA
FREEZE

no not my bumhole :(

uhhhhhhhh

butt play: surprisingly intuitive!

fun for the whole family

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wow i looked at that image for like maybe a full second at most and immediately remembered why i've been down in the dumps

bang don't be Lyke tha

>>333497
show me. Ur. Boypussy

>>333494
because you'll never be a cute anime girl?

it's okay, i'll be able to start going to the gym next week

Yeah Bang instead you ought to be LIKE MIKE.

no boypussy here
only man meat and bear butt

show ittttttt

do it you fucking pussy

no way dude that's gross

😵

alright
it's time for bangu to get to bed

no don't leave me alone with that maniac

he's not just a maniac
he's the mad genius responsible for literally thousands and thousands of hours spent with several of your favorite strangers gathered around the collective LCD panel of our interconnected computers
you should feel honored

I. WANT. YOUR. ANUS.

I feel honered right now

no stop, no anuses on /moe/

just do it's fine, mods are asleep

this is an ANUS-FREE ZONE

everything below this line is an anus zone
------------------------------------------------------

b u t t s

>>333511
if you think our fujo of a mod is asleep when boys are talking about butts, you're ABSOULTELY WRONG

>>333515
but their hands are occupied
n'aw im sayin

>>333516
see
>>333502

you were inside your mother once

actually i was constructed from steel

I sucked her TITS

you too?

actually my mother is a C-5 Galaxt

this is undisputed

Galaxy

>>333522
that's my favourite car

did anyone get the iphone x

yeah probably
it's been sold a ton

alright
goodnight /moe/
see you tomorrow

bye bang
I'm nothing without you

>>333526
i'm gonna try

>>333528
bye
bye

>>333530
whats new about it
i havent checked anything

>>333531
face recognition done well
super high res OLED screen
fucking neural network chip
fast AR

what happens if twins try it

try what? butt stuff?

>>333533
identical twins fool it

I kind of wonder if iPhone X quality AR will be a gateway to VR for a lot of people

samurai-san did you find a way so moo doesn't eat all the RAMerinos yet?

>>333537
nope I've been too lazy
it could be solved if I switched to a sql database or pruned old data

if it works it works right

yeah man
I should probably just can the archive and call it a day tbh

yeah there's not any value in there anyway except maybe hot anime babes

but then we won't get to visit the past when someone fucks up linking a post

oh no

that's a crucial part of /moe/ trust me

the original plan was to turn old pages into static HTML files
it's actually pretty close

just buy 1TB of RAM to store as many memes as you want

hewwo moe

>>333545
that sounds like a good solution to me
better than what i came up with

>>333547
Wassup

making food
spring rolls

>>333550
Do you have chilli sauce to go with them
Spring rolls are delish

Unfortunately I only have the spring rolls and juice

Like orange juice?

It's clementine juice, actually, but yeah basically

SOON

Boku no 10/10 female character designs

Clementine juice is actually better than orange, I'm gonna just buy this from now on when I can

I should watch Stranger Things 2 today

I just had an earthquake it was sick

Apple Juice best juice, never heard of Clementine juice before

Apple Juice is REALLY good, but it makes my stomach feel really bad, so I only drink it very rarely
Gives me that cider feeling

Why not upgrade to cider

Cause cider also makes my stomach feel bad
And I don't feel like getting drunk

hello pasta

Truly I am a little bit Ohio.
But I'm going back to bed soon

this isnt what i asked for but its close enough

i question the kack of benches

lack even

team rainbow rocket is p ok

you'd say that

>>333571
why would i not

Going. Ack slep

when you're a normal person

>>333577
que?

What's a Keurig?

one of those pod coffee machines that cost like $100

my next coffee maker

>>>/@r_little_finger/929604473890201600

companies pull advertising all the time...
it doesn't even mean they're judging the show other than from a marketing standpoint and what time slots are good investments
why are people making non-political things political

i believe Keurig pulled the ads in response to hannity being outed as a psycho rapist

what is hannity show also

one of those crazy right wing shows where someone screams at you about how bad america is because of gays and socialist muslims like obama

socialism and islam do coexist in some countries quite well, but for rather different reasons

yeah but obama is neither of those and it's crazy to call him one

is he even religious?

i think he's vaguely Christian
he goes to church sometimes but i don't think he has a denomination

>>333590
i'd rather look into his church goimg prior to becoming senator for a truthful answer

well either way he's not Muslim

lot of traffic here for father's day

>>333592
he os a genestealer

>>333583
As though advertising is for the sake of the content producer to begin with
Or something they're entitled to

Like what is their deal?
Are they gonna boycott every company that doesn't advertise on Hannity's show?
Because I mean good luck, you're gonna starve in like a week

You can't even go to work at that point

these people are fundamentally broken

Reactionaries are, so

oh shit he wasnt kidding

>>333597
they were contacted about retracting their advertising for some purpose
at that point they're in a situation where they have to because refusing to pull advertising is bad PR, and the advertising benefit is partially sullied so it's a bad investment there

It's not important anyway
There's gonna be maybe 1000 people in the US who would have bought a thing but now won't
Their imagined power is way, way larger than their real power, and besides they're applying it inconsistently

It's just reaction

well keurig is weird because they're not selling their product with advertising, they're selling brand recognition
keurig makes most of their sales B2B to office goods suppliers and water suppliers, usually regional ones
and they're selling the recognition of the keurig name
then the office places will get a keurig for their break room / faculty lounge / etc because it's convenient for those kinds of scenarios, and there's plenty of variability so people get excited to have a keurig and k-cups in the office for their employees
because everybody knows what a keurig is and that's just nice to have that recognition

they're not losing anything by dropping their advertising because they're still getting free brand recognition by pulling their advertising and having people tweet about them right now
especially bad tweeting from hannity viewers, is that really going to say a lot?
half the hannity viewers are so cynical that they're going to see their own viewership doing this and think "why are these idiots getting so worked up about a fuckin coffee maker. i don't want to be associated with them"
and then almost all of the other side is just against hannity and will applaud keurig if it makes it to their news feed
so all they've done is go from paid advertising to free advertising

Even more inconsequential then

what a waifu

all them brain parasites

where

in people's brains

what about their spines

probably not

line their brain with spines

Cute girls are my lifeblood

are you going to steal my heart

I need a better computer chaier

>>333616
You'd give it to me no matter what, I wouldn't have to steal it.

>>333618
probably

on a diamond platter

let's go werk at pa-works and make shirbako s2
http://www.pa-works.jp/recr/index_animator20170810.html

>>333623

>>333624

throat singing is the shit

cheeki breeki will never get old

this kid

playing games with me

>>333333
hmm

A cat, possibly kitten, showed up and came inside cause it's cold af
I might have to go rounds around the neighborhood and see if anyone owns it, cause it's way too cold for me to feel comfortable just throwing it out
I did let it out, but it came back

If someone owns it, it's probably so new to them it shouldn't be outside
>>333634
No, I was smoking, and it came up to the window, so I went and let it in through the door
It's like -6, and this cat is really small
It seemed like it just really wanted to get inside so it wouldn't be so cold

Do you have a cat door that it came in through or something?

>>333632
i NEED dokkan in my life holy shit give her to me

>>333633
ugh i want a cat
Cats are so cute.

>>333635
$$$$$

>>333636
you know ik tixing her next so youre 100% right

i miss my cats

Cats are so expensive.
And I'll have to move across the country in a few years, so it might be hard to do that with a cat.

Yeah.

Speaking of moving I found out recently that some crazy person actually made it to japan

Guess I'll put on some shoes

>>333639
15k€ to raise a cat from birth to death
so about 1k per year
would figure about sameish prices over there

>>333642
Yeah, 1k a year is about the number I have in my mind for around here.
I think it's probably something like that.

>>333640
Oh yeah?

of course that is bit skewed, since cats cost most during their first few years
and then during last years
medical bills, shots etc

>>333643
yeah i asked recently
she spent all her money to get there basically but somehow managed a job
recjle
reckless but impressive

so third sept of the neo-moe went to a deleted post.
kinda sad

sept lol
sext?

>>333645
Is she hanging out with the Japguy?

>>333644
Yeah.
Cats are so cute that it's worth it.
But it'd increase my rent by like $1000 for the first year I have the cat and then $500 for all the subsequent years, in addition to my cat's costs.

>>333648
I didnt really ask about that but it would make sense
I would wonder where she was living otherwise

It wasnt a long chat either

I'm glad I feel good about it.
That morning before church and stuff I wanted to ask out of spite to see if she was still in america.
That changed though

>Time to own my ex by asking if she's still in America
>"I'm in Japan now"
>o-oh

>>333648
a dick landlord/company

>>333651
right?
that would have been hilarious to anyone but me at that time

im about to eat a STEAK

I'm glad you're feeling okay about it.

ooh, steak

>>333652
That kind of thing has become really common in the US now.
You get charged an extra like $400 as a one-time fee to have a pet and then they staple on an extra $50-100 a month to your rent, so they can say they're pet-friendly, but they're discouraging you from getting pets.

>>333654
I long for intimacy and miss the days of a Blind that loved me but yeah, I'm feeling pretty good in spite of that.

Like im not constantly feeling down or lonely, just the passing thoughts

>>333654
and people can't really asy cause what will they do
move to another house?

*can't say no

Yeah.
These apartments are pretty much the only ones that aren't run down around this area, too.

>>333655
That's good

I can get a pet, but i will first have to ask for permission
well I bet they will say yes, but the point is that I inform them

I kinda wanna get a cat, but man does it tie you down.
even my mother and stepdad don't really want to get a new cat, since it limits you so much

>>333658
Are you planning, when you move, to move to somewhere with a lower living cost, or will it be restricted based on your work

>>333661
It'll depend on where I get my internship, yeah.
Places like Wyoming have low costs of living and aren't popular, so I'll probably be safe going there, but it's so far from the ocean, haha.

Is fun if you are ready to move after a job, you can get a job so much more easily.
Of course it is a big hassle

>>333662
poor fish

just compromise and get a lakeside cabin and let her make her own fish ecosystem

Does wyoming even have big lakes?

Yeah, but they're almost all in national parks, so you can't live on them, haha.

fuck shouldda posted this

hush satan

speaking of satan holy shit when will we get a day to complete the campaign

also abracadabra
ALAKAZAM
>>333667
>>333669
I MADE A POST DISAPPEAR

>>333669
what is this anime even about

ruby tuesdays?

yup
we like it so we keep going

Damn, I'm good.

>>333677
so is the food

>>>/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk

>some dude, months ago: fuck all this social media, all these founders trash, you know what, I can code too. watch me
uhhh okay
>that dude, today:
>>>/@AdrianCJax/928936718887260160
>Twitter, FB, Instagram, AND Snapchat
whoops, not Snapchat, Youtub

OH SHIT ITS MY BOY BLUE

>>333682
how'd you feel about winning

>>333681
vuehub?

>>333681
hmm

>>333683
shanna?
feels ok

>>333686
you beat everyone on /moe/
I ended up on her side at the end.
I wanted lazy feathers
>>333684
The green/white is most definitely a Vine homage.

yes that is my beyond-wife thank you for posting her

Wow
You made me confuse your for ToN.

I've been chewing this last piece of steak for like 7 minutes
what a shame the last piece is so fatty

>>333689
>kannagi didn't recognize me
;__;

>>333691
I quickly realised when the hidden aura of pink emanated from your post.
your H levels are too high to disguise

>>333692
Hmm yeah blue is H ton is outright porn

>>333692
Makes me wonder how you read "you beat everyone on /moe/

since when do i post porn you jerk
i mentioned porn for a joke like two days ago and got BULLIED into DUST

>>333694
>>>/watch?v=QZe777oON8w

Well now youve made it a day to understand how perfect Utsuho is

>>333696
Hahaha
doublish as funny because of recent stuff going on in hollywood

Truly I am Ohio.
Again

hello ohio i am tn

semen

donation

receptacle

fork

I guess this cat lives in my room for now

+1 cat

also you should check if it needs bathing

Is it getting along okay with the cat you already have?

hahah not at all
that's why it's in my room

¨how am I supposed to know if it needs bathing?

smell etc
flees are rarer here especially this late in the year but still

It seems fine

Can fleas survive in temperatures like that?
I guess they have to be able to or they'd never be anywhere.

>>333713
yes

has very thin fur, I doubt it has fleas

>>333715
seems like a runaway or abandoned pet then
and not a street cat

>>333713
Remember that even amongst fleas there are prolly hundreds if not thousands of species
and so on

A lot of the bugs here stop showing up even when it gets as cold as 10c.
I guess they're not adapted to the cold, though.

but the finnish grass is weird as fuck
evergreen untill it forstburns into brown

>>333718
if it lvies here it flies away during september-november
or survives the winter

I guess that makes sense.

which makes silver willows hc as fuck trees
dem fuckers shouldn't even be able to survive this north but some gardeners just went
"fuck that we want these trees in our parks, time to splice genes 17th century style"
and now we have a unique genus of willows in finland

Adaptation sure is amazing.
And selective breeding.

I really want this to be an actual flag.

it's real calm at least
resting on my lap

That's good. How old do you think it is?
Does it look well-fed?

Hard to say
maybe 2 or 3?
Maybe younger
Not much older though i think

It doesn't look hungry, but it's thin
not like underfed thin, but thinner than both the other cats we have here

It really want s to lie down with most of its body resting against my arm so it doesn't fall off my lap
Weird

Is it cute?
What will you do if you can't find its owner?

I mean what can we do but take care of it?

It's cute enough
VERY invested in sleeping on my lap right now, starts meowing if I try to move it

Ahh, I'm jealous.

Do you have animal shelters over there?

There are some, but they're not the most well funded
And there aren't a lot, so there's a lot of cats in each one already

Or at least so I think
I only know of one, really, and that's operated by one woman, it's got like 10+ cats

What do they do when they run out of space?

No idea
I assume they euthanize the older cats or something

What a shame.
I guess some things are the same no matter where you go.

yeah it's awful

It'd be cool if there were jobs where you get hired to just take care of and hang out with hundreds of cats.

>>333738
That's a boy.

>>333721
yo this girl is cute

>>333737
that boy is cute i guess

thanks i try

>>333737
It'd be cool, but someone has to pay for it and there's no profit to be made just saving lives

>>333737
Well I don't know about a job perse, but there are crazy people who just live with dozens of cats.

>>333741
destroy the system so that we can protect the cats
anarchy is the only way

>>333742
It seems like those cats live in pretty bad environments most of the time, though.
The people that do that aren't really fit to take care of them all without extra money.

>>333739
agreed

Maybe we should make a non profit that gives money to crazy cat people so they can afford to take care of all of their cats.

What if we made a big cat park and everyone could come and hang out with the cats anytime they want to and they can watch the cats online and do stuff like that.

Maybe I could makea donation funded internet stream of a bunch of cats in my basement just hanging out
My basement's big and unused

just give it a cute name

you can just go and hang out with all kinds of cats
that'd be so nice
just spend a day with cats

cat cafe

you've heard of six flags, but now you can come to nine lives, the only amusement park where the amusement is 100% cats

look at the fucking camera you fluffy piece of fir
fur

On one hand I wanna keep it
On the other I hope we find out who owns it so they get their cat back, they're probably worried

>>333750
ride the cat bus to get to the cat coaster

get a collar for your cat always
seriously
makes so much easier for whoever finds it to well
contact you

ours is chipped

I'm the kind of person that gets paranoid about my cat getting hurt so I don't let them outside.

>>333755
that workls too

what the hell why was there a gigantic futa penis in my twitter feed what have i done

chipping is better, cause it won't get stuck on tree branches and stuff

i feel like a chip and collar together is good
a collar immediately signals to people that it's owned

>>333758
Lewd

>>333760
indeed
and chip is kinda the failsafe if no one contacts you

i think both our cats had chips

I don't like collars
They get stuck on things

i dunno my cat never had problems with them
and if she got stuck, welp
then she lost a collar

was also amusing that we only collared her when we let her out
so she quickly learnt to wait for someone to collar her before going outside

>>333766
Nice

you could even call her back by just going "mittens, you forgot youri bloody collar"
and then she'd come looking all "okay just put i on quick you bitch"

tn all these rocket nerds are using tms

>>333769
Wut!
*wut?

>>333769
not that I will ever play that game but...
fuck you

game freak

Ah
Took me a sec

but nothing is better when your enemy uses bred moves or something practically impossible to get on that pkmn
just because
fuck you

It's more challenging this way

this arbok just used thunder fang

tms you can predict to some level

Check em

though some don't make any sense
>dark has ghost moves
or shit

fucking why does everyone and their cousin have confuse ray and thunder wave

>confused, paralyzed and attracted at once

or
>confused, sleeping, attracted for so long that enemy jigglypuff kills itself with struggle

I feel way safer just not letting my cat outside.
I guess it'd be fine if I took a cat with me somewhere but not just freely letting them go.
I can get kind of possessive, though.

>>333782
Put it on a leash
Lol

>>333782
the general finnish cat is a cat that just 50 or so odd years still served as a farm cat

so they are 10% still feral on average

>>333778
I mean we've been over that one
Some dark moves are perfectly reasonable for ghosts
like dark pulse

>>333786
no
for dark to have ghost

umbreon can use shadow ball no problem

fuck that rabbit

Well, it seems to be housetrained at leastt
Or maybe not?
Hard to know, it's in the box, but didn't do anything

well it is a sandbox so seems likea good spot to go for most cats
even if not really trained

I wonder if it's got a UTI or something.
That's what my cat always did when he had a UTI.
He'd just stand in the box.

I'd still put my money on abandoned cat
not runaway
would explain thinness
as runaways are usually found or return home before they really start to lose weight

>>333792
possible with the cold climate

It got in the box and looked like it was getting ready to poop, but then got out again

Seems interested in this video I'mw atching

>getting ruined by mega gyarados
>realize its not even his strongest pokemon

fire your lazor

makes me wanna replay soul silver
or maybe I should check hmm what came after black and white?

and can you emulate it

I think you can. The 3DS software got cracked a while ago so it should be possible.

you can
it wont run amazing if its anything like me playing moon last year

>>333793
Impossible to know
There's so many cats here

this is for tn
its postgame spoilers but so is a lot of the spoiler images ive been uploading
pls upload

>>333804
denied

fine ill try a differnt one
this is dumb
fucking phone data reeee

Dan Gheesling playing PUBG with randoms is a bunch of fun

Post pic of the newcat

there

>>333809
best villain

>>333810
he is pretending to help giovanni to set him up as a king and then take over

well in bw2 he is kinda bit cartoony and maybe insane at this point
but in bw1 he is a real chessmaster with a bloody solid plan

>>333811
KNE WIT

>>333811
does giovanni fuck him in the ass cause giovanni is biased and badass

>>333808
I'll do that but right now my phone is charging
maybe tomorrow

>>333814
ill find out soon enough, pretty sure he's up next

How did the multiculture rocket team even form?
did giovanni just come back and go all "hey I am givoanni, bitches join my crew"

>>333817
iwithout having talked to him, it seems
Giovann traveled through Ultra Space and picked up villains from all over time and space to help him with his plans, whatever they are

The bants champion

sasuga

HOLY SHIT
literally *teleports behind you*

This cat is fucking KNOCKED OUT in my bed

Im kind of surprised he's pulling this trope
>he used stealth rocks
oh shit he's good

>>333822
so what if you say yes?

>>333824
i dunno wwwwww

>>>/watch?v=TwVWRKZ4a1I
raccoons are dicks i wanna throw them all in the dumpster

not that it's mean; they're always there anyway

Don't be mean to raccoons they're good

what do they do that's good

They steal food and stuff
They seem really smart too

they kill things in your yard and they die in your yard
these are the only two things they do and i dont like either of them

Feed them and they'll do neither

they'll kill things in my yard if i feed them
they don't attack for food; they attack to kill other things that are near their food source

like i said they're dicks

do you like dicks SK

I like raccoons

basically the same

>>333826
Is that real? that is amazing

I dunno where it'd be from if it wasn't, at least
Raccons are sharp, man

All along the Western front, people line up to receive.

She got the power in her hands. To shock you like you won't believe.

YOU WA SHOCKU

Saw her in the Amazon, with the voltage running through her skin.

Standing there with nothing on, she's gonna teach me how to swim.

fifteenth night arrives with its nightmares

I said, ooh, girl. Shock me like an electric eel.

Baby girl. Turn me on with your electric feel.

All along the Eastern shore; put your circuits in the sea.

This is what the world is for. Making electricity.

You can feel it in your mind.
You can feel it all the time.
Plug it in and change the world.
You are my electric girl.

Fifteenth night is coming and the nightmares still increase
The monsters in my head just go on creeping
On my skin there's sand from distant beaches, foreign seas
I'd better go and ty to do some sleeping

I look at you, I see the world
I don't where I roam
I'm like a madman I cry for you to love me.
You never take me in your arms
nowhere is my home
I am down and you're so high above me

>>>/watch?v=SBpBCSW5uN8

You'll never get out of this life alive

Looks like tthat thing on Craigslist is still available.
So I'm going on an adventure later this week.

>>333853
is work finally over?

i have a triple shift tonight
i feel that pain

>>333855
Nope!
Not until late next week, I expect.

faito faito

I haven't gone on a two hour ling drive to get something on Craigslist in a very long time.

I like this.
>>>/watch?v=uKHsN1Nr97E

>>333861
check this one at the start of this mix
>>>/watch?v=JyNYkWKHf1Q
i don't like the lofi trend going around that much but there's some i do

Yeah, that's the same track. Just edited a little differently, I think.
I like the song of storms in all of its various forms though. I really like the song of storms.

i thought so it sounded the same
thats why i thought of it

>>333861
That sounds so nice.
It makes me want to finally play a zelda game

I thought about picking up an episode of blend s just now but ill nab it when it finishes

It's really good

Yeah, the latest episode was pretty good.

How did you like Net-juu?

Well, it's hanging in there. I think next episode will determine my opinion on this whole arc.

Lily is pretty frustrating.
She's needs to be a little more aggressive, but she's way too much of a nice guy.

Yeah.
How I feel about the show will depend on how all this works out.
Morimori is a bit stupid too.

Yeah, she totally is.

Lily needs to tell her she knows that Mori is Hayashi, though.
He's going to look chou creepy if he doesn't.

Yeah, he needs to resolve that situation ASAP.

fuck I missed a good screencap
there was a giant standing on top of a flying dragon for a moment
looked so awesome and weird at the same time

>>333874
I guess it's hard to do, though.
It would have been awkward to do it on their date unless he asked her about games and acted like, oh! this is my chara name!
Actually, yeah, he should have done that!

give potato

>>333876
Lily needs to be a man about it and just bust through!
The PV has lots of game scenes so I hope that wil lbe the case.

>>333878
I hope so.
He needs to give Koiwai the what-for, too.
He was clearly interested and Koiwai tried to move in! And then he just relinquished to Koiwai when he gave him opportunities to get together with Mori!
Lily is kind of a frustrating guy, maybe.

>>333879
Yeah, I think Lily may just be a frustrating person.

Well, at least the writing is pretty good.
Even if it's a little frustrating.

Yeah, I hope I don't become too frustrated.

>>333867
i look forward to it

That last Kekkai Sensen was pretty good.

That's true. Kekkai Sensen is always good though.

Work resulted in me taking an anime break
I need to fix that

I look forward to getting my box of cute things

Part of me wants to use one or two for my work area but then ill be exposed

This Ro-chan is pretty cute.
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-034160&page=top

Yeah, it's not bad.
I don't think I could get a Ro statue, though.

>>333886
This season is really good. I didn't think they'd keep up with the quality of S1, but I think they've done way better so far.

Is it because she's too slutty?

>>333890
I think because much of the introductory and character establishment stuff is out of the way, they have been able to concentrate on the episodic nature of the show and the world building, which are two places that the series shines.

Yeah. Nendos or normal scale figures are probably fine because even a normie should be able to see that they're cute.
But if you get a slutty one, then it's over for you if anyone sees it.

>>333891
Yeah, probably.
There are some manga chapters I'm really excited to see adapted.

Ro is like borderline slutty, though. She's just summery!

I don't think normies understand cute things in general. Normies are terrible!

In general, that's true. But the swimsuit is a problem there. Especially with the tan lines.
I think it pushes it too far for a figure I'd be willing to have.

Normies don't really understand cute things, but if you tell them something is cute, they can usually accept it as long as it's not too bizarre or lewd.

I agree that she's vaguely lewd, but I wonder if a normie would be able to really be able to appreciate that vague lewdness.
Normies have very dull senses so things need to be spelled out for them!

That's a good point.
I'd still worry about it a little bit, though.
I don't think it's cute enough to push me to the point where I'm willing to risk that.

I think that's reasonable. It's a very nice figure though.
I don't mind the appearance, but I'm really only willing to go over 10,000 yen for things I really really like.

>>333895
tan lines are the greatest though

>>333899
Well, even if you like them, I think they have a bad stigma sometimes.
Especially if you're showing them off.

>>333898
Yeah, I wouldn't be willing to pay that much unless it was for something really incredible.

Yeah. The only thing I have ordered over 10000 yen is that really nice Shigure casual figure.

Did that come yet?

No, it actually won't be released until June 2018. That's so far away! The world may have ended by then.
You can't preorder it anymore though. They closed preorders really quickly, it was really popular.

Wow, that is a long way away.

Yeah, it's a really long time, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm a little surprised.

Maybe when I earn a little more I'll buy figurines.

>>333906
I think it's because it's a highly anticipated figure of a popular character.

>>333907
It's always fun getting a new one.

>>333908
I used to hang out in the buyfag threads on /a/ but I am poor so I never could plurge too much at least not in the last 5ish years.

>>333908
Yeah, probably.

By the way Rika where do you order your figurines from? Amiami?

I use Amiami or HLJ for everything.

I still have really old amiami thank you notes from years ago.
with their little characters on them they update them every so often

>>333912
Yeah, amiami.

>>333913
I was really tempted to get those.

>>333914
I've got some of those lying around, too.

>>333915
I would get them if they had more poses, like different arms and legs and stuff like that.

I would get them if they had one or two more super good outfits.
I like the maid outfit and the kimono, and the chenogasm is good too.
If there were good ones in the places of the other two, I would probably get it.

Yeah, they want you to get the second set, too.
The safari hat comes with the second set even though the safari outfit comes with the first set.

>>333918
Wow, how devious!
What other outfits are in the second set?

These ones.

Fuck
Can't go on the Craigslist adventure.

>>333920
The second half doesn't look that great either.

Yeah.
I don't really think any of them are good enough to warrant buying either set.

I bet they'll eventually come out with a new Nendoroid More maid thing like they did with the wedding stuff.

I would super buy a nendoriod maid and butler set.

Yeah, that'd be really nice.
I hope they'll do something like that eventually.

It's kind of surprising they haven't. Such a thing would sell quite well.

Yeah, it seems like an obvious product to make.

hi

Maybe they're creating hype by holding out on us.

That's certainly possible.

>>333928
Hi.

I already want to sleep

yooooooo

>>333931
Wowme2

>>333932
Why aren't you taking screenshots with your 3ds?

>>333934
that requires running through a specific homebrew program and then i have to use an extractor

Work is going to be tough this week so my attendance in the evenings may be spotty.
I will be back to normal once I'm done with this week though.

Ain't no rest for the wicked

Woooooow.

>>333934
because miiverse is dead

>>333939
Don't pout, I can't help it!

almost forgot my spoiler

this is actually cool as hell

I read that every non-Mythical Pokemon is obtainable between US/UM.
It kind of feels like Game Freak is going out on a bang for their last 3DS title.

thats what im shooting to uh
capture right now
just see who all i can find

>>333941
I'll wilt if I don't get at least a small dose every day, you know!

>>333945
I hope that will be the case. I need some slacking off time too.

do your best, neechang

>>333947
It'll cause everyone a lot of trouble if you work so much that you die for good.

I don't think that's going to happen.

I hope that's true!

I'll become an elite NEET before I die from working!

Hmm, really?

Yeah. You don't believe me?

Heh
http://thehardtimes.net/news/speed-metal-band-wired-explode-play-less-300bpm/

I feel like you have the capacity but not the willingness.

>>333956
To become an elite NEET, or to work until I die?

To become an elite NEET.

I'd love to be an elite NEET but I'm too scared.

Yeah, I don't think you have the willingness to do it.

If I could be an elite NEET, I'd probably just travel all over on a whim. If I had the money to, at least.

Well, it's not about willingness, it's about fear.
I could make the money side work but I'm afraid of what I'd do in the future if I didn't have work experience and stuff.

Like, if you had to go back to work or something?

Yeah, like what happens if I run out of money and have to go back to work and I'm old and stuff.

Yeah, I guess that'd suck.
I guess you can't really just stop working for like 10-20 years and then get another job easily.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
And fear is why I work!

If only we lived in a world where you could only work when you want to.

Yeah, or they could give me money just for existing.

Like universal basic income?

That'd be the life.

Yeah, I'd take it easy and do nothing.

At least we can have our dreams of such a world.

If only I could marry someone ridiculously rich

That'd really be something!

NEETdom can be cool
but being at an office with some people you like isn't all that bad tbh

I think I'll probably enjoy having a job once I have one.
Going to school is such a pain. I think I'd manage to be happier with a job.

Of course, when I had a job, I thought I'd be happier at school.

school is something I look back on fondly
that feeling of being part of a big community

Yeah, I miss being a student. Enjoy it!

It can be hard to enjoy it!
It'll probably get better next semester when I have clients and am providing therapy.


I feel like school is a big community but it's one that I can't really be a part of.
My program is really big into drinking so all their get-togethers have tons of drinking and stuff.
Just the other day, a professor offered to buy me a beer even, haha.

I've never really felt like school was a community here
I just go to class then come home

I wish I could turn back time and go back to school again, I should have not been such a slacker.

That'll be me in a few years

>>333979
Well, not drinking certainly causes issues.
I miss the carefree student life though. I miss school a lot!

I'd probably enjoy school a lot more if it weren't for deadlines.
If I could just go and learn instead of having to do assignments all the time and exams and stuff, I think it'd be a better experience.
School just isn't designed for neurodivergent people.

maybe I'll go back one day
get a masters in like machine learning

You should be able to attend school all your live and learn at your own pace.

http://dev.thehardtimes.net/hardstyle/my-son-is-libtarded/
Heh

I might just stop when I get my Master's.
I don't really know if I'll keep going after that, anymore.

what's left after the masters

The doctorate.
I'm in a doctorate program right now, but I get my Master's along the way.
So I could stop after I get my Master's and just get a job with that if I wanted to.

Can you still do that criminal psych thing with just the masters?

No, but I'm not so sure I want to do that anymore.
I've become really dissatisfied with the criminal justice system and I'm not sure I want to be a part of it now.
I've been thinking about doing therapy and substance abuse counseling and stuff.

Wow I thought you said you hated therapy

Well, I haven't done real therapy before, so I'm not sure if I'll like it yet.
I used to think I'd hate it but I'm not sure anymore.

The criminal justice system has you feeling disillusioned huh?

Yeah, it does.
I'm just not so sure I can make a positive change in people's lives as part of it.

>>333994
Maybe at the end of this it'll turn out you actually hate psychology!

>>333996
The system is made up of and ran by people. If people like you don't join it then it'll never be run in a way that you like

>>333997
It would really suck to get a Master's in something I hate.

I don't know. The job I'd be doing wouldn't be able to make much of a positive impact. The system would still be eating people up and abusing and exploiting them.
Cops would still be doing shitty things.
Originally, my end goal was actually to pursue a career in politics and work towards prison reform, but I'm not so sure that's possible anymore.
I don't think you can make change through politics in the US anymore.

Check em

>>333999
>trips on a liveboard
>worth checking
Check yourself out the door how bout dat

>>333998
Why couldn't you make a change through politics

>>334000
Double trips

>>333996
Well, it can definitely be difficult to help people once they've gotten into trouble with the criminal justice system.

>>334000
Because I don't think any of that stuff matters that much anymore.
Almost everyone in congress is basically the same person, and there's a system in place to ensure that people that are in-line with the status-quo get elected. Neither side is even hiding that anymore. And even if I somehow do get in, what then?
I'll be one person against like everyone else? You can't make change like that, either.

>>334002
Yeah.
I think I could do more good for them as a therapist than I could as someone that gives them risk assessment tests.

I am here to post cuties again

>>334003
Well what if two people who were likeminded were inspired by you and decided to do the same
And then four people were inspired by those people
You'd be setting off a chain reaction

>>334004
post more

>>334005
pk
ok

>>334005
What if the sky falls on my head tomorrow?
I don't think that's going to happen.
At least not for another 10-20 years.

>>334007
isn't that what being a leader is all about?
It's not you yourself that makes the change, it's about leading others to make changes

>what if the sky falls on my head tomorrow
Catch it

>>334008
I think there are other ways to be a leader.
I don't have to be a part of that festering hellhole government to convince people to make changes.
The government just isn't designed for stuff like that. The system is bad.
I don't think I can fix the system, but I want to at least make life more bearable for the people that are in that system.
And I feel like becoming a congressperson would disconnect me from the people that I want to protect and help.

Changing the system from within itself is one of those things that is hard.

Real change comes from Lelouch, not Suzaku.

That's a funny way to put it.

not eben justice
i wan to get troof

>>334012
That's just how I feel about it now!
I don't think we can rely on the government to save us anymore.

I wonder if theres a way to organize photos on this phone and i havent realized it yet
If i take too long to pick an image i dc from moe

>>334015
So do I just need to become president, do a really shitty job, and then fake my own death to make everything better?

It's funny that I used to be so obsessed with rules.

wow there is a way to sort everything
sugoi
>>334018
Me too
Though I dont think i was or currently am as far on either side as you have been

2kool4skool

>>334018
Yeah, you were a real ruru nerd.

I guess I was /// I guess I just grew up a bit.

obey the law

you broke the RULES!
everyone's gonna be mad

Your mother and I are VERY disappointed in you

>>334022
Yeah, that's good. You were a bit too anal!

>>334026
wow I thought a fujo would appreciate men being anal

>>334026
Yeah, I was pretty bad.
I've changed a lot, I think.

Maybe I should get more merch

I missed the kiyoshimo pre order window right kirara?
Though there are other things I might want for the time being

>>334028
Well, that's growing up. Most people change a lot over the years.

>>334032
hey you posted meat's daughter

.
.
.

yes?

>>334031
That's true!
I think I'm stronger than ever.

>>334035
shh listen
I'm about to ^{watch an anime}
Don't tell anybody.

i found a stranger's wallet on the street and hung around googling his name until he showed up
time to put all my karma points on red

It's out of your reach.

>>334039
from the thumbnail i thought this was a gigantism fetish image

>>334037
oh shit

...

dot dot dot, fake news

What have you heard lately

I read my grandfather's Highschool yearbook.

did you see anything interesting

Must have been a blast.

A lot of the descriptions of people had rhymes in them.
Also it was only seniors.
And it had people's addresses listed.

And the theme of it was victory in world war 2.
It was for the class of 1943.

Dark autumn nights always make me vaguely anxious. I don't like it!

gotta work from now until 4pm tomorrow
i'm really pooped

>>334051
>>>/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o

I would just avoid all humans.

>>334052
Oh no, good luck.

>>334051
feels like winter
it's kinda cosy

It gets dark before 6pm now.
That's a little too early.

Yeah, I hate how it gets dark early.

Just the change of seasons.

The guy who did narration in Kaiji is a VA in this show.
I hope he shows up a lot.

Any of you nerds like The Protomen?

>>334060
I remember the narrator from Kaiji showed up in Hidamari x 365 and it was awesome

>>334061
I like them
Act 3 when

>>334063
Soon™

>>334064
More like
Soooooooooooooon

Every day until you like it

>>334067
RIP Sakurafish

I like techniques that combine animation and photographs.

I fucking love this song.
>>>/watch?v=EOrMg3pY7hw

I'm actually happy that I got killed listening to that

The ELO cover is also very good.
>>>/watch?v=PLNR4xfh1Qc

Whoah
Two people bowing the same cello at once is sort of prrverse seeming.
Or maybe its a double bass.
Not sure

There is nothing better than watching people eat.

Nah, those are cellos.

>>334075
eating people's watches

>>>/watch?v=TKyr25J7D-I
I'd like for more bands with diverse asdortments of instruments to be popular again.

>>334075
Oh that's the show you're watching?
It's a seriously good show. One of the best things from its season.

I was reading a manga about eating food when the chef gave the main character a free "Lassi" and I had no idea what it was so I looked it up
In the wikipedia article, it mentioned a bunch of things and then mentioned this show.
Apparently it shows up in episode 11
So I read a manga about eating food, and it led me to watching an anime about eating food.

>>334080
Shouldn't it have led to you eating food?

I already ate.
I had ramen. And then my friend showed me that the next chapter of Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san was up.
So I ... oh wait no I didn't even get to reading that yet lol
I HAVE FOUR TABS OF UNREAD MANGA

ZAWA

I'm going to read my manga first

>>>/watch?v=TKyr25J7D-I
Man, Camper van Beethoven is such a good band.

.

Takagi-san just consistently works out every time. I love it so much.
I feel like I'm on fire.

Going to bed soon
Yasumi

Bleh
But sweet dreams

bang bang
into the room
bang bang
there goes your heart

bang bang
that awful sound
bang bang

I'm going to quit my job and become an eldritdch horror!

Detective

>>334094
Wow, I want to do it, too.

I think you'll need to wait a while to become the queen of cruelty

Now I just need to figure out how to do it.

I think it wouldn't be that difficult

ah, the hallmark phrase before tumbling into something that removes years of effort from your life

>>334098
I hope you'll share the secret with me once you figure it out.

THE BEST

>>334101
Maybe!

>>334100
Are you tumbling?

>>334102
AROUNND

>>334103
it's all i know
>>334104
watching people eat is the best
i can hardly contain myself

>>334103
What reason is there not to disclose the secret to me, your close friend for which you have so much love?

>>334106
I'm sure it comes with a lot of responsibility!

>>334105
Don't tumble too hard.

>>334107
Do you doubt that I can handle such responsibility?

>>334108
What if there's a big downside?

I can do nothing but tumble
the pain sustains
all is within the fall

>>334109
If you can handle the downside, certainly I can, too.

>>334111
What if I don't know about the downside until I take the jump?

>>334110
What are you tumbling about today?

>>334112
Then I'm sure you don't want to experience it alone!
Or you can tell me after you find out.

Yeah, but what if eldridtch beings have to be enemies?

Just move on up.

Would we have to be enemies if I remained human and you didn't?

That way we wouldn't have to fight!

it feels good

>>334117
That's fine, then.
If I have an Eldritch being on my side, I probably don't have to work anyway.
I can just hang out and occasionally sacrifice something to you if you want.

Yeah, I'm sure sloth would be one of my elements or attributes or whatever.

This sounds like a pretty good turn of events.
I hope it works out.

Taking it easy is really important.

You might not be able to take it easy while you're looking for a method to become Eldritch, though.

I'm sure there's a way to do it without working too hard.
It wouldn't make much sense if you had to work really hard to become an eldridtch aspect of sloth, right?

What a fucking booster

>>334126 →
>>334126 →