Thread #331212

I'm the fluff in your pillow

Air shoes gets a lot of figures but they're all lewd.

>>331215
you don't want lewd figures?
are you some kind of casual?

I don't really want lewd figures, no. I want cute figures!

Yeah same
I just wanted to test your will
I wouldn't want to have figures that I couldn't have out when I have guests over.
For that reason I don't actually have any figures at all

how is everyone tonight?
I'm bang and stuff

wondering what to do for fri afternoon/weekend

Taking it easy.

>>331222
Are you prepared for friday?
Are you gonna have a fun weekend?
>>331221
Do what I'm doing
Go to a gun show with your father and friends

>>331223
laws make that very much impossible

>>331223
I am
a) not prepared for friday
b) going to work all weekend

>>331225
oh no
i feel like i can hear the moment your heart breaks

It's a hard-knock life

*blocks your picnic table*

look at this shig

>>331226
I don't really care that much. You gotta do what you gotta do.
I'll sleep in those days anyway.

>>331229
that's my wife

hi

I want to drrop something but people might come over
maybe I should try being productive

i had a carrot cake
it helped me not feel worried about big job decisions
i wanna be sleepy time

anime >>331235 →

>>331225
>working on the weekend
Should be a crime desu

>>331234
I like carrot cake
But I like banana bread even better

banana bread is goodd
i like making milktoast with banana bread

What the hell is milktoast?

>>331241
I bet it's like a watersandwhich

lacktoast and tolerant

it's when you cook toast with buttermilk and it gets like consolidated milk and is a pretty gooey texture
it's very easy to digest and very rich in flavor
but that's not really the point of why i mentioned it

Huh
Sounds interesting
Not sure I'd pike it though.
*like

Are you that material sciemce person?
*science

Also I accidentally updated android again.

that's moon

mat science is dutch

Sasuga

>>331256
Huh
I remember hearing stuff about dutch but can't recall what

The only materials dutch studies are boobs.

>>331259
And?

then he isn't studying you then huh

>>331261
>>331261
>>331261
>>331261

anyone, banana bread or carrot cake are very soothing to the soul

>>331261

>>331263
Lemon bread

Is also very good

>>331263
I like banana bread but I can't really dig carrot cake
>>331265
what's lemon bread made out of again
I feel like I've had it before or it sounds tasty

>>331268
Lemon and bread

I don't really know
There's a few different things that go by that name tjough, one is basically pound cake but lekon flavored
I like that a lot

I think I've had it
there's another cake I have in mind that's quite good but I forget

also they replaced the char limit on twitter with a 280 limit and then replaced the counter with a little circle that fills up as you type
genius

Any of you like the babd Galaxie 500?
*band

Probably going yo *to bed with in the nect thirty minutes or so

good nght

Night rei

check put those guns

guess that wasn't a bikini

yes, that's clearly shimapan!

well I mean this one has ribbons so I guesss

Her bottom does seem a bit like undies, but the top is so obviously swimwear so I'd say that's probably a bikini.

Maybe she's being stupid and wearing pantsu with a bikini top.

is that stupid?
i do it all the time

Yeah man it's pretty terminal stupidity.
It's okay though, we're here for you.

maybe i'm bang

maybe you are

It's cold.

>>331327
We could have watched Inuyashiki with you if only you had responded!

NO
caps
no
you couldn't have
it's okay

>>331329
hey what are you tryin to do with that image dont do that

okay

>>331329
>>331334
these girls are cute

reported

>>331335
Maria NO

>>331337
what

Installing ultra moon now time to go vack to sleep

Hibiki is my wiiiiiife

poor maria

>>331338
ur gay now dude

>>331345
oh no
Dad's gonna kill me

>>331339
have fun
sleep well

hey tn

>>331357
sup
that gun girl is lacking a proper face

beer
you?
I forgot spoiler that one

a free day for myself

>>331360
Don't worry, I didn't.

thanks rika
I can always count on yuu

what about bang

I can always count on you bang
'CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>331361
ah nice
enjoy yourself

Amusingly, I did not get into any trouble despite practically skipping over thursday

I can always show my everything

flashy meal

when is fuckin
Coco
coming out

WHO

apparently it's already out

>>331370
a loco

>when it's just cold enough that you don't need to refrigerate your bottled water

my car must have been cold enough to do the same

what are you thinking about, /moe/?
what worries or dreams captivate your idle seconds?

schemes to take over the world

beer

no pondering ?
what about dogs
do you think about dogs
dogs are great

bout to take a dog for a walk laddie

kill dogs

alright /moe/
goodnight i guess

goodnight bang

wow
if the empero had a text to speech device is so great

>>331385
this is extremely cute

I have already broken the left stick button on my switch joycon

how even

>>331389
idk it's a tiny piece of plastic and metal filament it's fragile

Ultra Moon is pretty decent so far

but now i have to work

50 years have passed

since

anon still can't cook meals friday night edition

and now I must seek hotdogs

stop right there, you pussy cats
what the fuck are you doing

catting around

I was never cut out for the normie life
I should just stop trying

>$6 for a redbull

you must be somewhere shitty for that pricing

Yeah. No kidding

Image of my wife

DOG

cat?

filename

Nobody even had the decency to try and Go me
At least a good scrap would have made it a fun night.

How's the rest of

Moe doing

not bad I guess

Truly
I have become
Ohio

It's like -5.5°C right now
Weather like this is so refreshing
Cause if its any warmer than this the clothes I need to wear get too hot after walking for a few minutes.

>>331413

Cause there's nothing like wearing a winter coat while walking 5 miles in the snow at 0°C while drenched in sweat.

>>331416

So bored

>>331419
Wowme2

>>331418

Sup marsh
How've you been?

Aw fuck
My new pgone doesn't fit in my coat's inside pocket.
*phone

tfw deleted all my screenshot of the siscon

Whoa
I just saw a guy who looked like he had a bunion on his thumb.

gross

My stops up
Brb
Or bbl
Not sure yet

hah

hi

hey ton
hows things

work is ok
i am big suck leech in granblue
gonna play pokemon when i get home

oh that's right
I guess there's a silver lining after all

to not having to play guild wars?

min contr was like 10-15 mil i hit 2.7 after two hours and was like "ok im done"

we superseeded. well they did

is ika still in hell

yeah he is i think

i thought you were him again whoops

haha that's okay
I'm always going through some identity crisis so it's be expected

i'm Rene, just to clear the air about that

hi rene

hey anno

how's life on your end

vague and uncertain
how about you

probably the same I don't know
feeling not great butit could be worse

there's always good in life but I can never see it it seems

but yeah just being an idiot as usual

>>331446
hows work anyway

all right
bland i guess

I had a peek at that yahoo thing
crazy stuff

what yahoo thing?

oh I may have steered wrong
moon posted that
>>331455
oh righto

the equifax hearing that talked about yahoo?

oh okay i understand now
yeah its cray

one of my client's partner has an agressive cancer
I'm not feeling too optimistic about it

that is unfortunate
i hope that something can be done

so do I

I hope this comedown fucks off too

what you comin down from

just an e

I did two the other night and it was okayish
I did one tonight despite what I read

mr e
everything is learning

good luck
ive never messed with it
im pretty good at controlling comedown though because i always feel like shit anyway
i just take valerian root and sleep whenever i feel chemically uncomfortable

I would probably reccomend against
It's good you have a better grip on things

that's probably not true

Iperspective I guess

I think I'll go visit my client tomorrow
we've grown embarrassingly close

such is life
-banjo patterson

>>>/watch?v=tFUvmZWf4hI

this is really funny now I that rewatch it

>>>/watch?v=45UAXkZ2YAM
idol shitposting

>>331464
stop trying to convert me

uh
don't do drugs ton
you can go for all traps you want though

wait that isn't that guilty girl is it

guilty gear

that doesnt look like bridget to me

also bridget is a girl (boy) be careful about your worss

false alarm
>boorus
>in charge of having the pictures I want
>>331478
>>331479
I am ok with this unfolding of events

I'd be just as happy with bridget too though

I guess it's finally time to sleeep for a bit

thank you all for tolerating me

no prob

Whoah
So dead

tweetdeck status: extremely good

>>331487
hey babe

Hello, /moe/.

sup Kirara

Watching some anime.
What are you up to, my friend?

I have an exam in like 3 hours
Might try and read over stuff in those 2 hours before leaving or I might just panic
Either sounds fine

What anime

>>331494
>halfcocked

Saw this at the cd store.

>>331493
What is it on?

>>331495
International development

...
I am in the process of outdoing myself.
You can do it Koi.
You're the best Koi.

what are you doing Koi

My brain had the AUDACITY to think of something nice

>>331496
Are you ready for it?

>>331499
oh no

>>331499
let your brain rebel

>>331500
I know I'll at least pass. I did well enough on the assignment and midterm that I could score a 40% and still pass the course

CAUSE THIS IS - .... .-. .. .-.. .-.. . .-.

If I can match this speed properly
It will be magical

>>331501
Oh, why the worry, then?

>>331504
I'd rather get a B than merely pass with a C.

Reminder that a C for him is (allegedly) 50%.

My policy is to only work hard if I have to.

ultra moon is pretty solid so far

>>331506

Someone on Craigslist is getting rid of an entire frozen deer.
My guess is that they killed it without the right permit.

Oh wait its not frozen.

http://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/sony-approves-settlers-catan-movie-budget-8000-wood-9000-sheep-4000-ore-5000-wheat-9000-brick/

https://my.mixtape.moe/xtdyap.mp3

Cool stuff.

>
fick the boat i ride the waves mother fucker

Is it suffering
IS KEKKAI SENSEN OUT
oh wait
friday
mouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

That episode of Yuki Yuna was hard to watch.

It's always suffering.
Yuki Yuna is the kind of show where you fall in love with all the characters and then you have to watch them suffer horribly.
S2 is a special kind of painful to watch, though, because it's a prequel and we know how much suffering the characters are going to be in and how much more they have to go through.

Well, I guess that's not a show for me
wasp episode tomorrow
Curious episode SOME DAY

Actually... I'm worried about the Curious episode because I don't think any evidence of it shows up in the ED.
So Curious might not even show in S2...
I would be really sad.
That was the coolest B2B chapter.
NO WAIT
THERE WAS ONE.
BUT I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S A REFERENCE TO THAT CHAPTER
The part where the buildings are bumping up and down and then the little copter flies into view. But it transitions into that cat really quickly.

SO MAYBE
I really want to see that part.

The last episode of Yuki Yuna made me want to cry!
It's just so sad.

>>331521
I have a feeling we won't see Curious. I hope we do.

Blue, do you read this?

>>331521
Maybe that'll be the finale or something.
It'd probably be split into two episodes so it might be a good finale.

I wonder if that'll be able to top the hospital episode.

>>331523
nope
>>331524
I don't think that arc is particularly long for two episodes.
I mean, if they're about to fit the Wasp episode into one ep, Curious can too.
They'd have to elongate the fights. ...WHICH ISN'T A BAD THING

image of my wife

>>331525
It's breddy gud.
It's about a guy who likes making portraits of a particular girl.

>>331525
Yeah, maybe you're right.
They're doing a really good job, so I bet they can fit it into one episode.

it also can't be the finale because how will white come back

she's coming back

;______;

I hope so.

of course

>m

>>331535
Yeah I know
Aside from that its good

thanks for anime

rika dess

>>331538
you too

>>331539
morning

hello rika

>>331541
I think you're confused, it's 8 PM in the evening.

>>331542
hello!

yeah thats like morning if you choose pokemon moon

>>331543
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~ilya/mips/ugt.html
Universal greeting time is a useful thing

So how are we all doing tonight?

>>331546
when is ilyana showing up

how nice it would be
to have Mia (R), Nephenee (B), and Ilyana (G) in one banner

>>331547
She's one I'll definitely roll hard for when she does!

There is a FE channel on the 15th I think. People expect it to have a good reveal.

Ilyana was one of my favorites. Then she got the nerf bat in FE10 for no reason. It was tragic.
I still used her a lot though.
At least I don't have to worry about accuracy in feh

>>331546
p good, just came back from having beers and partying with m8s
how about u>

>>331551
hello dutch, how have you been?
I defended your honor the other day!
Someone said you were studying some kind of science, and I told them that can't be true, because the only thing you study is boobs!

>>331550
Using characters you like is what is most important.

>>331552
Hi, how are you?

FE10 made using characters you like very difficult.

>>331553
how proposterous
thank you for defending my love of large breasts

>>331546
pretty good

>>331554
Break down the barriers!

>>331553
I'm okay. How are you?

Hey Kirara, would you believe me if I said um has had more differences so far than I might have expected

oh that's right. I was trying to think of a good colorless character to go with that trio.
And I remembered Nephenee's lesbian thief friend.
I don't remember her name though

Heather

There is only one colorless character in feh and thats horse lyn

I just ate two tangerines in 5 minuts
what did you do with your lives?
get on my elvel
level

>>331559
I would. Why wouldn't I?

>>331563
I thought you were still maybe skeptical
It's mostly the same plot so far but some cool dudes gave appeared

Also, while I really want Ilyana, I really don't need another green tome.
I have too many

>>331564
No, I stopped being skeptical weeks ago!

>>331566
yay

im hoping to report that it might be worth your money by the end

all im hoping for is a lillie fight in post game
thats like all i want

>>331555
I was surprised people were spreading lies about you!

>>331568
yeah me too
I visit once and suddenly people think I have anything but breasts on my mind

>>331567
Well, I won't be buying it anytime soon.

>>331570
hai hai

>>331568
you have any noteworthy changes in your life?
still have a walk-in closet and insecure about your height and breast size?

>>331572
Well, I still have a walk in closet but I don't know anything about those other two issues you mentioned.

>a pokemon comes into the pokemon center and heals ypu
>nurse joy blows a fucking gasket and yells at it
holy shit job insecurity is some shit

>>331573
good good
you still studying?
for however long I knew you, I never really knew what you did outside of moo

>>331575
No, I have a relatively busy job that is especially busy at the moment.

trying to fight winter in alice in wonderland or something?
gimme something
you enjoying it regardless of business?
busyness I mean

I work really hard for someone who just wants to take it easy!
Maybe I should become a NEET.

It's fairly enjoyable I guess though.

good good
NEET life can be fun, but the downside is no money coming in to pay for survival

glad you still enjoy it regardless
I only work a few hours a month at the moment and it's a pretty decent job too
I do it with a friend which makes it even more chill

Becoming an elite NEET sounds pretty good.
I've been thinking about it, too.

Yeah, I want to be an elite NEET.
People keep giving me more responsibility though.

don't think I have the skills to become an elite neet
maybe I gotta practice a bit more

I'll just marry into money and live my life doing whatever I want

All you have to do to be an elite NEET is choose to be one!
If you can not be a NEET but choose not to you're an elite NEET.

I found a dank website that offers living space + food in return of work
seems like a fun thing to do, been thinking about it a bit
ofc not even close to NEET since you still gotta work

>If you can not be a NEET but choose not to you're an elite NEET.
what

moon communes when

that'd be some good shit

fully automated gay space communes

>lana doesnt crack jokes during her trial now
why this

I'm gonna wear a dress because no way I am giving up boobies

WAIT WHAT
her totem is different

>>331591
gay girls can come too

what

>>331593
that's what I'm counting on bby

>>331595
oh shit

>>331594
sup blue-san
you still working for the train people?

>still
searching for an appropriate disappointed image

>>331602
I "did" get it.
I just haven't started yet.
My class doesn't start until the 27th

train people are slow.

>>331599
4U

i bought a sweater with a cute bird wearing a winter hat

>>331598
ouch bro, didn't mean to rub it in
I thought you got that, but it's been a while so I didn't remember

>>331598
oh nice, so I didn't make an ass out of myself
have fun bruv, hope you make loads of dosh

oh no the RULES

yeah I thought rikka was more on top of the job tbh
that image is nsfw as fuck

>>331603
yeah cheers
tits out for paycheckambe

>>331605
i am LIVID

me too tbh
only sfw shit right now

at least I can't see it on my ten eighty pee screen now

100% Koisafe

>>331611
that pic is me irl right now

guys
what's better
cooking manga
or eating manga

i like to eat manga raw personally

eating I guess
cooking is fun too, but you do it to eventually eat it
if you take that away then there's really no point in cooking it so I go for eating

okay

would be fun to draw like that

what
it's just a manga about noodles

wow you are posting lewd things in here!

yeah yeah I'm sorry I was counting on you to delete it right away

if any of you have spotify you should def listen to Gare a toi by Barbarella
or otherwise here;s a life version >>>/watch?v=e3ExZJPs0s4
fucking love this song

mods are awake post blewds

wheres the best place to find good anime

japan

I usually visit ur mum's place for dank animes

lol his mom watches anime?

yeah just shows that being a nerd is inheratable

would be real awkward if his mum is dead but let's pretend that isn't possible

did'nt see that one coming

>>331620
I got a text message.

oehhhh
you seeing someone or just a friend?

i got an incrediblylong stare and smile from a girl today, did'nt have my phone with me and i was with someone :/

why'd you need your phone, you were gonna take a pic or something?

>This girl is staring at me, maybe she'll let me take her picture

her number
yo

>>331635
you heard of fucking paper or writing on your arm m8?
or just give her your number

awkward trying to find a pen. true though no excuses ha

how do you even be somewhere without a phone

well to be fair I went partying today without a phone
it's still at my gf's place

>winwdowld: zlhwhb3v type t data
this ones a new one

>>331637
you fucked up son
I forgive you though

thank you. theres always next time

>>331631
Wow, you're optimistic to think I'll answer a question like that!

yo got another chance to see her?
if she's looking at you you're either a fucking weirdo or she wants your dickerino


>>331643
doesn't hurt to try eh

maybe, slim chance though so we

something something more fish something something sea

she hot btw?

yeah 8/10

damn you really fucked up

I bet she was staring cause your fly was unzipped.

yeah or he didn't remove his hair between his eyebrows
or should I say eyebrow

>>331651
I need to trim that again very soon.

do it right now
you got tweezers right? or whatever they callit in english

>>331654
Nah, I use scissors.
If I fuck up with the tweezers its permanent
My mom fucked up one of her eyebrows by tweezing it too much so I try to not do things like that

>>331655
what the fuck
how long are you letting it grow?

lol what the fuck

>>331658
yeah my thoughts exactly

>>331655
just only take out the hairs you want bruv
also they'll grow back what are you talking about permanent
I fucking wish it was permanent

>>331657
Like little scissors
>>331659
She's missing a good chunk of one of her eyebrows from tweezing it obsessively

watching people eat is so nice

>>331657
kawaii

>>331661
perv
>>331662
what

>>331660
I must be doing something wrong cuz I have to keep removing it all the time

>>331662
thanks you too

>>331663
Oh, I meant to click >>331658
but SOMEBODY posted as I was posting and pushed the new link up into my click.

>>331663
it's not perverse
it's really nice
There's so much passion in eating food.

>>331665
Are you going to punish them?

>>331664
Anyways I have OCD and a predisposition towards picking at my skin so I try to avoid using tweezers if I don't need them.

>>331668
I can't imagine, but if you think that stops you fucking yourself it's probably a good idea not to use tweezers yeah

>>331670
What the fuck are those shoes.

yeah they look dirty af
you doing a cosplay shoot with dirty shoes get outta here

sneakers

go get ciggerates at 3am?

they're like platform sneakers

>>331674
no get cocaine

>>331673

Dude those sneakers have a disproportionate bottom
See >>331675
Yeah basically

>>331667
Wasn't planning on it.

does sugoi-san still post here?

I think he got sucked into the wow dimension since they released vanilla
he does sometimes

He comes around sometimes

warframe looks good, like e.y.e divine cybermancy nut third person

>>331680
ah damn, that's bound to ruin some lives
luckily I never played vanilla or I'd probably be doing nothing but play WoW all day

>>331681
kewl

Jun is the realest person that doesn't even exist

Yeah, Sugoi has been a big time wow addict lately.

hbu? you playing WoW again?

>>331686
Nah.
When those wow classic servers were popular some of my friends begged me to play so I got to like level 20, but it's really just so time consuming that I stopped.

>>331682
I have a friend who really liked it a lot, but he was recently talking about how some new update basically ruined it.

>>331687
I feel ya
mmos are really just that
I quit oldschool runescape a few months ago because it takes so much time for basically nothing

Just join a MUD or something.
Or like, join a nethack server

that sounds like something from the era of irc

>>331691
We're still in the era of irc.
Also I'm pretty sure MUDS predate irc.

yeah true
I actually idle in 6 channels and am active in two xd

>>331689
>a few months ago
how long have you been playing...

>>331695
I think about half a year
oldschool runescape isn't that old now if I remember right
had to start from scratch sadlt
sadly

Okay yeah
The first MUD came out in lile 1975.
*like
IRC was invented in 1988
>>331698
No

did they even have computers back then?

That stuff is way too ancient for me.

>>331699
What is, computers?

>>331700
yeah, computers from 1975 are.
I don't have a spare room.

just move your clothes out of the closet
can fit a nice computer in there
maybe it can do 5 calculations a day

>>331701
The Altair 8800 came out in 1975
It's probably smaller than your desktop.

>>331702
Then where will I put my clothes?

I dunno stuff them under your bed or something
it's worth it

Also back then you didn't need to have the computer in your house to use it.
You'd use a terminal to access it.

good shit

Which is basically coming back now with cloud computing
Lol

>>331705
That's bad for the clothes.
You can't mistreat your clothes.

watch me

also I keep getting holes in my pockets from my keys
I try to sew them shut, but they keep opening
kill me

I had to get rid of a bunch of favorite pairs of undies recently because they had holes in them.

you keep keys in your butt or what?

nah, they were just old.

I'm having the same problem actually, but it's just at the elastic band so it's not that bad really

I have a pair I like where the elastic is so old that it's completely dead too.
It's pretty bad, that pair is pretty much unwearable.
I wore them one day thinking my clothes over them would keep them in place but they just slid down and fell out of place. I was wearing pants so it was fine but it was really uncomfortable and awkward.

I feel ya man
I have one piece with the same problem, but my belt keeps it in place kinda
it also slides down a bit sometimes, especially after using the bathroom
I don't get it since the exact same underwear I bought at the exact same time has perfectly fine elastic band
maybe I wear it more or something

>>331712
That's Jan
>>331710
Put your keys on a carabiner
Put the carabiner on yoyr belt loop
Problem solved

If elastic gets too old it loses all of its elastic power.

>>331718
at the risk of looking like a dweeb?
looks like rikka had the same idea

>>331718
Maybe he doesn't want to look like a tool.

I've been dping *doing
It for over ten years, excluding times I was forced to loan my keys to my sister I have been locked out due to forgetting my keys three times.

>caught up
no
yada
what do i do
with my LIFE

>>331722
guess how many times I have been locked out, dweeb

>>331724
About tree fiddy

>>331725
yeah give or take 3.50

I've always lost my keys

I'm paranoid about locking myself out so I've never done it.

>>331728
I've never locked myself out.
Other people have locked me out thoygh.

Getting back in my house after locking myself out is one of the reasons I tell myself to get married.

>>331727
like literally always?
might as well just keep a crowbar with you

Keys, cell phone, and glasses. I need to know where these three items are at all times.

I think there was one time I left my keys in a house at Sydney
or it slipped into the seam of my car boot I can't remember which

>>331732
same except glasses, don't really need those much
I went out without keys, phone and wallet a few days ago
I felt so naked

>>331732
Wowme2
I do over 99% of the time though.

i can't wait to have enough money to blast concentrated light at my eyes so I can free myself from this prison of metal and glass

>>331736
It wrecks your night vision.

>>331736
same
gotta have 6 months stable vision tho

>>331737
Things I Don't Need For 500

>>331739
a wife?

>>331739
Enjoy walking into furniture at night

>>331740
but what if I get locked out

>>331741
I ALREADY DO THIS

>>331743
You'll do it more

>>331733
what happened next

>>331742
find a new wife

>>331744
doubt
walking into furniture at night is life when you have children in your presence
>>331738
what does that even mean
>>331745
...but my current wife will open the door

>>331745
the boot thing definitely happened
I dunno I guess I spent a week without car keys

>>331746
what if she is locked out too?
'>>331747
how'd you get new car keys?

>he treated me like a piece of furniture
i wish
at least people take furniture with them when they move

>>331746
>walking into furniture at night is life when you have children in your presence
What does that even mean?

>>331749
damn man :(

>>331748
I smash the window with a rock.
Then I call the police to let them know that I just broke into my own house
because if I don't, someone will have already dialed 911 and I'd be looking at my own funeral.

I was about to say man

you like getting shot?

>>331748
I think I had a spare key
this was like four years ago

>>331752
You could call a locksmith.
Or have a door that also has a keypad, they aren't that expensive these days.

>keypads
I'm gonna smash my own god damn window that I spent money on.
Let me have this
>>331753
I gotta be prepared to get shot every day.

I have to work tomorrow.
And maybe a little bit Sunday.

>>331754
it took you a week to remember you had spares?

>>331758
damn bruv

>>331759
having a spare wasn't the problem it was just that they were lost
and the spare can only open the car not start it

lol what what's the point in that
also is that some new fancy car stuff? Never heard about spares not being able to start the car

I think cars from a certain point can't start without a chip in the key
like circa 2000 and something

>>331758
same

Yeah, I'm really going to need a break after this week!

>>331752
I think there's a chance you'd get shot anyway

>>331765
dying is easier than finding a new wife

I'm pretty sure if my wife and I are both locked out, at least one of us would have said "I want to die." while trying to unlock out ourselves.

>>331767
4U

Just break a window.

Good part of living in a housing company whatever, 24h locksmith services for well reasonable prices
still cheaper than busting the door or window

I have got this weird sensation in my fingertips

>>331770
well... yeah. that's the plan

Though if I locked myself out, and I'd have atleast my phone
I could easily get one of my spare keys
well not easily, it would take 2-3 hours but still
busfare + time is way less than calling the locksmith

But in all honesty, if I ever do lock myself out, I am outsidei n my jammies taking out the trash and just left hek eys on the lock inside

>>331775
How are you? You've been quiet tonight!

>>331776
You've asked how I am like three times tonight
!
I'm okay. How are you?

>>331777
Yeah, because you've been so quiet!
You're not normally a wallflower.

>>331778
I'm just not paying a lot of attention to /moe/ is all.

Oh, I see. Do you have something else fun going on?

Not really.

Wow, what's distracting you then!

>>331782
I'm just hanging out!
You're so interested for some reason!

>>331784
It's natural to be curious!

it's natural to smoke crack

maybe its a text message

good point yeah

not from me

>>331785
I don't really have anything to tell you!
I'm just hanging out.

i'm hanging up

wow I can't believe you hung on me

>>331786
No, that's called substance abuse!

>>331790
It's friday, you should be rowdy!

>>331793
It's not abuse if you use it responsibly.

>>331793
I think I'm reasonably rowdy. Just not on /moe/.

>>331795
then
a) you are distracted!
and b) "reasonably rowdy" seems like an oxymoron!

>>331796
I know I'm distracted!
I think you can be reasonably rowdy.
I'm rowdy within the normal Friday standards.

why do we have to be rowdy

Going bed
Night

>>331797
"reasonably rowdy" just sounds so lame.
I'm not sure about it that!

>>331800
Aren't you just being bitter because I'm not being rowdy for you?

>>331801
I don't think someone as gracious and magnanimous as I am is capable of being bitter, so no.

yeah that's a good point
you are pretty magnificant

>>331802
You clearly are capable of it because you're super bitter right now!

here's music: >>>/watch?v=NmAyEJ-k0ZE

>>331804
I don't think I've been bitter in my whole life. Like I said, I'm not capable of it!

>>331803
I'm magnificant too but that's a different word than magnanimous.

Oh, is that so?

my client said something rika-ish
something like "elephant on the wall"
I wish I could remember

>>331805
I thought it was just a fancy word for roughly the same thing
just looked it up and it's p different

>>331807
There's "elephant in the room" and "fly on the wall" but to say "elephant on the wall" is to mix the idioms in a potentially dangerous way.

>>331806
Yes, that's precisely so!

>>331808
Yeah. It's not that fancy a word though.

Yeah, you said "elephant on the wall" once.

>>331809
I think you're bitter.
You wish that I was here, entertaining you.

>>331810
I sometimes make mistakes, but I don't think I would go so far as to say something absurd like "elephant on the wall".

Also, I'm not bitter! I don't think there's a single shred of evidence that suggests that I could be bitter.

fancy for me at least
never seen anyone use it :o

>>331807
were you the person with the marketing client
i only vaguely remember

>>331811
You totally wish I were here, being rowdy, and entertaining you instead of my girlfriend, though!

oeh la la
is rikka-san jealous?

Jealous of me.
She wants to kill me and take my girlfriend.

100% so

>>331814
>>331815
I'm not bitter or jealous.

and tsundere

>>331818
Then why complain that I'm quiet?

>>331820
I was just wondering why you were being such a wallflower! It's unlike you.

it's getting p late, I should probably sleep xd

>>331821
I don't think I'm acting out of character.

>>331822
Sleep well pal

>>331823
thank you too m8
smell ya later

>>331822
Have fun sleeping!

>>331823
And I don't think I'm bitter!

>>331825
Okay!
Well, I don't plan on being rowdy for you.
I hope my explanation as to why I'm quiet was good enough for you.

Well, as I explained, it was deficient in a few ways!

In what way is my explanation not good enough?

>>331809
it was something like "a bird in the hand gathers no moss"
>>331813
no, it was a elderly client
so it was understandable
he has dementia too

>>331828
Because you can't be reasonably rowdy!

>>331830
That's not the explanation for why I'm not rowdy on /moe/.

>>331831
You should be, though!

>>331829
That's another mixed idiom! Am I known for mixing idioms?

>>331832
Why?

>>331832
I'd say you are a bit

>>331833
Just because!

>>331834
I can't recall a time I've ever mixed idioms.

>>331829
i guess i got someone else's occupation mixed up
i do that sometimes

>>331835
That' not a reason.

>>331835
You definitely have!
>>331836
it's pretty easy to do

>>331837
It seems like it is!

Did you join team Takumi, by the way?

>>331838
I don't think I could make a really terrible error like your examples though.

Yeah that one really is terrible

don't count all your chickens in a basket

>>331839
I won't accept that reason. If you want me to be rowdy, youll need a better reason.

Yeah.

>>331842
Because it's fun!

apparently karen uses gin's phone and her transformation is basically gin's

>>331843
I don't know if it's more fun than what I'm already doing.

we can't all be neurotypical karen

>>331844
Didn't it get stated that was the case in the first series? I don't think they named Gin but we knew everything else.

What are you already doing?

>>331846
Maybe I'm misremembering it.

I'm hanging out.

Hanging out how?

What do you mean how?
I'm just hanging out.

I mean, provide more details!

What kind of details are you looking for here?

Details about the alleged hanging out.

Yeah, but what kind of details are you looking for in regards to this?

I dunno, like what kind of hanging out you're doing.

You know, the kind of hanging out you do with your girlfriend.
Just hanging out.

What kind of hanging out activities are you doing?

You're really pressing hard here!
I don't know how to explain it other than to say we're just hanging out.
She's sitting there, and I'm sitting there, and we're just hanging out.

It's a strange phrase so it's natural I'm curious!

I don't think it's a strange phrase.

It's kinda conspicious.

Well, in any case, you understand what I mean when I say hanging out, now, right?

I think I'm still relatively unclear.

What part are you unclear on?

The exact nature of hanging out!

We're just enjoying each other's company!
Does that clear it up?

Not really! Are you like watching TV and stuff?

No, we're not really doing anything.

That's not very rowdy, is it?

It's plenty rowdy.
We're having lots of fun.

In what way is it rowdy?
How are you having fun if you aren't doing much?

anime >>331870 →

Wow, how blind! I feel sorry for you!
I don't need to be doing things to have fun being around her!

I think the whole situation is very vague! It's no wonder I can't understand.

How is it vague?
We're just talking and hanging out.

hrrrgggh
hiya

>>331879
hello!

>>331877
that's reasonable but not very rowdy!

>>331880
I can get rowdy in a conversation.

>>331879
How's your wrist?

I sentence the two of you to death by hanging out

That's just hanging.
And you can't kill people by hanging them if they're super strong because their necks won't snap.

>>331881
Are you sure about that?

>>331883
Yeah.
You don't think I can?

>>331884
Well, maybe reasonably rowdy.

>>331886
That's what I initially said.

Do you understand everything now?

>>331883
are you that strong?

>>331888
Is that really rowdy at all?

>>331889
Of course?



Has anyone seen Tilde? I need Tilde for anime!

>>331890
Wow how'd you make your neck so strong

>>331890
I'm offended by your doubt.

>>331891
Watching anime!

>>331892
It's good to question things.

>>331881
i got a splint upgrade so I feel +10% cool

also im going into surgery next week aaaa

>>331893
You should take my word for it.
You know how rowdy I can be!

>>331894
Surgery for your wrist?
Oh no.

yeah they're gonna screw a plate into it

>>331895
hmm, do I really?

>>331896
Wow, you're getting a metal arm?

>>331897
Why would you want me to be rowdy for you if I couldn't get rowdy?

>>331896
You're gonna be a cyborg?

>>331897
yeah
im going to carry a six shooter and pocket sand everywhere I go

>>331898
Maybe I want to see how rowdy you can be?

>>331899
Is the surgery for carpal tunnel stuff?

>>331900
nope I had a bicycling accident
the surgery is to secure a bone fragment

Can you get USB ports in it?
And a battery?

>>331900
Well, you'll have to come over if you want to see that!

>>331901
I remember the accident. It must have been pretty bad!

>>331902
I don't know if it's worth coming all that way to be reasonably rowdy!

Maybe it will give me a passable wifi connection direct to my nerves

>>331903
I'd amp it up a bit for you.

>>331904
downloading everything directly into your veins

Friday night
time to slay with my splint

>>331905
That's what I was asking for, for you to amp it up!

>>331908
Well, I'm only being rowdy in person tonight, so you'd miss out on it even if I amped it up.

Well, you've managed to do a decent job of being entertaining so I'll give you a pass for today.

I'm always entertaining.
Don't insult me.

Well, you have a passing grade for today so I'm not going to argue!

I always have a passing grade.

Wallflowers don't pass!

It's really your fault if I act like a wallflower.

How is it my fault?

You were neither more interesting than my girlfriend nor were you pitiable enough to get my attention until you started asking for it!
If you'd been more interesting, I would have been louder!

I was very interesting this afternoon!

Sure, but you were up against the most interesting person in my life, and you weren't doing anything special to boost your power, so of course you lost.
But raising your pitiableness was a good plan.

Wow, I'm not pitiable!

Your bitterness at me focusing on my girlfriend over /moe/ was kinda pitiable.

I wasn't bitter!

You sure seemed jealous or bitter or something!
But I'd be jealous if someone monopolized someone as great as me, so I understand.

You can't just go around calling people pitiable and bitter and jealous!

Hey, it's okay to be jealous!
I understand.

I'm not jealous!

You can admit it.
You totally got a little jealous that I was being monopolized.
It
// I'm sure I'd get jealous, too, if the roles were reversed.

Everyone would just be bored if I were the one being a wallflower!

Not if I weren't.

Everyone would miss me!

Are you saying they wouldn't miss me?

I missed you!

Wow!

And that's why being a wallflower is bad.

But absence makes the heart grow fonder, so being a wallflower will just make you want me to post even more.
That gives me POWER

But

Being a wallflower is definitely bad.

Seems like it benefits me plenty.
It's like an idle game.
I raise your desire to have me post while I hang out.

You shouldn't hold out on your friends like that!
I have to work all weekend so I wanted a fun moe night!

Wow, you're trying to guilt trip me!

I'm just stating my motives!

Well, I hope you enjoyed your moe night because I'm going back to being a wallflower again!

Wow, right back to it huh!

Moetives

We've dropped really suddenly into winter here.
It's like -6C where it was hovering around 6C this time of night a week or so ago.
It's the worst.

It's been cold here too.
How awful!

Wow send it here our weather is merely reasonable

tfw you workout so much you will never have a cute meido figure
tfw

>>331997
You'll have the perfect figure to be a combat meido

>>331997
Eat a bunch so you get a little soft.

a pudgy american meido

dont be a wallflrower

Wallthrower

>>332004
one day he'll learn how to open it

>>332004
why is cat sad

I dunno if he's sad

he's beyond sadness
he has accepted his place as a wageslave

He's just realized that cats actually don't like milk that much, and his perceptions about everything have been shattered.

Cats like milk a LOT.
But it's not good for their body in the slightest.
Maybe he's realized that consuming it is damaging to his wellbeing but that's a different thing.

ya anon knows

cats like me a lot too

I've never known a cat that would actually drink it.
My cat turned her nose up at it that time I tried to give it to her.

The cat is a commentary on consumerism
They love the milk, but it hurts them
It hurts them, yet they consume

>>332012
Why did god design the cat to enjoy that which kills him

>>332016
rika's oujo cat was too good for common milk

fuck it that's a tweet

Wow what the heck is this shigure hibiki r-18 book i see in my twitter feed
just what are you letting your wife do, rika

>>332018
If you want to go down that route, God "designed" humans to be lactose intolerant originally too.
It was only after we stubbornly persisted in drinking the stuff that we built up an immunity to it.

>>332021
ton...

>>332023yes?

I'm not really sure how to field that post, so I defer to >>332023
Please judge him in whatever way to
you find appropriate.

It's a /u/book
I was trying to just make another boatwife joke but i did just wake up so words are hard

I'd have just posted the cover but it's a little lewd

lol
of course it's a /u/book...

you are ruining their purity

you could call it a U-boat

Imagine you're a cute little boat just trying to fight your boat battles
and then a long comes this pervert ton to make nasty stories about you.
I would be mortified

As opposed to then a short coming.

Im not the one making the doujinshi
Dont blame me here!

>>332032
imagine being an anime girl and people on the internet start fighting over who gets to marry you
when you don't like either of those nerds

>my twitter feed is full of hentai but i'm not a pervert

>>332037
no, my twitter field is full of bep artists who occasionally like lewd things so they pop up in my feed

in fact hang on

yeah i dont even follow that artist making tbe book so HA

>>332037
>I'm following all these hentai artists but I'm definitely not a pervert
Something seems up here...

The twitter appia frustrating because you cant turn the lewd filter on or off in it
>>332043
but non of the art...

99% of the artists i have followed dont draw any lewd

I'm serious here!
I just want to follow cute beps!

I think the phrase most appropriate to this situation is "methinks the lady doth protest too much".

>>332048
This is always what happens though!
People potentially have misunderstandings about something about me and I haaaaaaate misunderstandings.

This is leftover trauma from being called lewd monster for like a year or two!

>>332050
That's a little low cut don't you think?
If you wore that people would call you some very racy and not very nice things

Rosetta is a racy girl

>>332053
You're still called a lewd monster.

>>332062
Not as often!

Anyway my twitter feed isnt full of lewd things.

don't lewd boats
you monster

>>332065
That's not really the impression that this conversation has given me!

>>332070
I'm serious!
It's only when these artists retweet lewd things is when they pop up, so I dont even get a choice!

It's okay I forgive you. After all the poster above you is a known yuri VN player...

Well, setting that aside, I don't want to work tomorrow!

I'm sad to hear you're working tomorrow!
Please do your best to have the day fly by

>>332076
eww why are you workign

>>332076
wagie...
*cracks whip*

>>332075
how scandalous

girls can't enjoy yuri...

or can they?

/moe/
the move is complete
but now i must live in fear of forgetting to pay a bill and having my life destroyed

depends
can guys enjoy gay stuff?

>>332082
gz you did it

>>332083
only if it's a girl(boy) x boy

>>332082
setup automatic payments bruv

>>332086
i'll try

>>332087
don't try just do it

i will see what i can do

>>332082
now the government know where you live
they will replace you with an alien

no don't see what you can do, actually do it

i don't think they're all offering autopay services

then your bank probably has a way to automagically wire money
also send me a few bucks every month please thanks

Heyo

sup kannagi-san

Hey there.

I'm recovering from being ill. I think have a bit of a flu.
How are you all?

sucks bruv
I'm recovering from drinking a bit, luckily it's not so bad

I think I have an ulcer in the top right back outer side of my mouth.
Either that or an infection.
I can still eat and stuff though so it's mainly just a minor annoyance.

yeah that shit's annoying

>>332100
Why doesn't she buy a bigger shirt?

she can't leave the school :(

LEWD

ara are you looking at lewd images

>>332102
But she's a ghost anyway.
Shouldn't she be able to make a bigger shirt by just wanting one?
Or is she stuck wearing the same clothes forever?

nah she wears other clothes like in this gif, with again a small shirt, and >>332104
F A N S E R V I C E

ayyyy

hello samurai-san

lmao

>>332108
if this isn't the most perfect webm I made I dunno what is

get destroyed you purloiner of porno

NANI?!

>>332112
>With ear
There are versions without the ears?

I do remember having them, but I cannot find them. I noticed another folder with a lot of images with size 0 bytes, so maybe it got fucked when I copied shit over

>fucked
>>>/watch?v=Io8JcpiR1QQ

sorry anon-san

So long as you understand it's fine.

is it fine though? is it?

The only thing finer is your smile.

a-anon-san
so sudden

>>>/watch?v=9l0SijByV3I
S O O N

that looks dank
gonna download season 1

It's a really good show

Happy to see Renner.

Unhappy to see Climb

Are you jealous?

No
Climb is just annoying

I assume it's series -> movie
?

>>332128
There's a movie now?
It's likely just a recap movie if so
But yeah the series starts at the beginning

I think the series skips like, half a chapter or so, but that's about it
At the start I mean

oh yeah I didn't read the discription, it's a recape yeah
recap

>Mahouka movie still isn't out

yeah I wanna see it too

waiting for commie to sub the last kizu movie too
they were pretty darn cool, the first two I mean

>>332133
>A Dantalian fan
You have good taste Anno.

>>332130
Ya wanna watch together maybe?
I'm up for a rewatch if you wanna

>>332134
thanks anon-san
fucking loved the series

>>332135
hm maybe, but I feel like watching it alone currently only got 1 monitor

Fair enough

>>332136
>Fucking
You didn't understand.

>>332138
dweeb

first episode was p fun
the art in the ED is beautiful too

It gets better, too

>>332121
hmm
so i will have lizrds, empire and some of the momon audio adventures
tsch
I bet we won't get Empire and all dat glorious juice untill s3

good anime
?

watching shuffle, it's quite good

Oh I remember shuffle
It's alright

the interludes are really cool

The plot is so dumb though, or so I remember anyway
It's been forever, so I only rememeber what I thought about it, not what the plot actually is

first anime i'm watching, i like the focus on social interaction

potatoes eating potatoes

>>332147
well it is a dating sim adaption...

>>332148
It's your first one?
Oh man you should watch Haibane Renmei next

woah, i got that on dvd but from another region so i could'nt watch it

You're missing out
It's real good

you want an animebytes account?
you gotta keep a ratio though

got the cool inserts

ok thanks

There's so much REAL good anime
Kino's Journey, too

the old not the now airing

U.S Senior was Him?

I thought Overlord would je be some SAO clone
I love it
he's so strategic

overlord is best isekai

It's great because it's not attempting to be more than a power fantasy
The author is fully aware he's not creating like, a different thing, but the characters are all cool anyway

yup
you need some actual talent to make something like LH

taters eating taters
is it cannibalism?

>>332162
Dunno about sao if it tries to be anything than harem pwoer fantasy either
atleast the first anime wasn't that bad
just
okay
what happened post that is then my guess
way too overrated animu anyhow

SAO
Is... trying to be something else, I think, you can see these parts in it where it's trying to build up stuff and then it's just ez for MC-kun, despite acting like it wasn't
MC is a fucking idiot anyway

>>331244
unironic best post in this thread
>>332037
ironic best post in this thread

>>332166
Was one of those animus I just watched in one go, cause I knew i would never return to it if I didn't do it like that

Watching SAO is a trial
Especially the gun game part
Like "Oh cool we get to see guns n-"
Oh he's just gonna Jedi this

>>332170 →
>>332170 →
>>332170 →

>>332169
which is precisely why I only watched the first anime
I had my fill of "mainstream" anime stuff for a good while