Thread #282683

I read it

hi roog

Hello Bang.

hi anno

beng

hazi

>>282683 (OP)
Fuck you don't tell me what I can and can't do

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>282710
Don't dare to not read the fine print.

Culling stuff in my room is proving to be hard, as expected.

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

>>282729
>>>/watch?v=aYmOqPFyJPw

>>282732
i swear i gotta sit down and watch the damn show one day
Ω

>>282736
I don't even watch it myself, haha.
Just have friends that do. I don't know what's stopping me, it seems like a fun show.

>>282710
Don't you dare do what I tell you

Then again, it's in the same vein as a lot of other shows I haven't watched, maybe I just don't like that style.

[X] Genuflect

[x] touch fluffy tail

>>282757
real-time tactical fluffy tail touch

they call me cuban pete

why?

i'm the king of the rumba beat

what beer should i pick up

chick chicka boom

>>282797
colt 45 or hurricane

>>282797
fat tie

tire

aaa couldn't find em
got modelo especiale

>>282797
root beer

>>282827
how's french canadia

i miss you

❤️⚜️

? ? ?

>>>/watch?v=eb1x2_CVYIM

>>>/watch?v=zwHZwvTdnPI#t=5m10s

>>>/watch?v=GONmFCkCGCc

There's a skunk that's been skulking about the part of then neighbourhood near my house.
Smells like something set it off again.

someone left the leftovers sitting out again

someone left the cake out in the rain

Did you let her in?

of course

someone ___________ and because [redacted] and basically you're a fucking meme dude

>>282874
eat them all

where the f you /moe/s at

Vidja Geems.

i'm hittin the memes a little too deep and i can't stop coughing

>>282691

>>282889
happens to me too often

>>282889
why

i like how she looks at the hammer like it's the one at fault

>>282892
It's from an infomercial
Probably advertising a SAFE HAMMER
>>282891
Is this what coding feels like?

i like how her left hand curls up when she makes the hit
though it reveals her lack of KILLING INTENT
>>282894
basically
except i wish the tools were as clear and reliable as a hammer
sometimes it feels more like a robo hammer with voice recognition that's only at 50% recognition

This one is classic

>>282896
hello victoria
>>282897
hahaha

>>282896
hello new poster welcome to moe

>>282896
do I know you
do you like gundams?
>>282898
I love the look on the sister
Like "WHAT THE FUCK BRO"

forty minks died to bring you this post

>>282900
You're the new poster, not me!

who is this rook fellow

oh no I've been forgotten

rejoice, I've been forgotten

i bit my lip a few days ago on one side of my mouth
and then i bit my lip on the other side of my mouth

>>282906
guy on the left looks dapper
>>282905
who tf are you

who are all these casino avatars

they're SPIES

they're fake

MASAKA

zawa zawa

/moe/

/moe/?

are you being mean to me

/moe/

Wow, that is a lucky Ooi!

/moe/?

are you being mean to me

stop
they're gone
you can't

always in our hearts

;_;

nipah

mii

>>>/@dril/911478731088236544

>>282922
Lobster-chan is around somewhere.
She's missing at the moment but I talked to her recently.

/moe/

/moe/

fried moon pie + ice cream

>>282931
welcome to the danger zone

>>282928well
well tell her that i always appreciated her posting even when i didn't

>>282931
my mind's telling me no
but my body

>>282933
There were times when you didn't appreciate her posting?

>>282935
no but i always got the feeling that lobster might have felt that way sometimes

I miss my dose of straight santa

this is me right now

>>282938
Bang did I ever tell you how nice your hair looks?

>>282936
She probably didn't give too mcuh thought to your existence on too many occasions.

that was a terrible idea

This may sound weird but google earth in vr is actually amazing too. You need to try it. The gallery: episode one, space pirate trainer, VANISHING REALMS, Quiver is the best bow n arrow game Ive played so far, Accounting, Project Cars, PavLov if you like multiplayer shooters, it gets intense.
hmm
that's not quite right

>>>/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
there
me rite now

me

hello friends
Danganronpa V3 is oujt soon
are you excited
why arent you excited

>>282945
yes preordered on steamu

>>282944
wtf that doesn't look like you

>>282947
yeah it does don't you remember?

maybe I don't
maybe I don't remember anything

just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
year after year

>>282951
I was listening to that the other day.
You know, a guy who could play and sing that would do very well with girls.

>>282952
so that's your type

picks up acoustic guitar
breaks over knee

I don't really have a specific type.

>>282939
ty
>>282940
oh
maybe i mistook apathy for disdain

now here's wonderwall

>>282956
I thought your type was japanese/chinese with abs

>>282956
i thought you liked gray-haired

old men
money
ohoho

>>282956
Oh, I thought maybe you liked lonely guys that feel disconnected from the ones they love

but then riki would be in love with most of /moe/

maybe she did

>>>/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
I am comfortably numb (with lyrics)

It's just a really good song.

it's so ENTRY LEVEL pink floyd
i scoff

>pink floyd
or you could listen to something that isn't garbage

yeah like piper at the gates of dawn

like the wriggles

lol bang

>>282971
>>282971
>>282971

that post so bang

#slain

id say it's marginally bang

but on a serious note, The Wall is really good but I never really got into anything else

the division bell is my favorite pink floyd album

The best Pink Floyd album is the dark side of the moon and the best song is Time.

>>282974
don't post lewd poi like that dude

it's not lewd it's a swimsuit

jk post lewd poi

>>282978
sasuga rika
this is so rika

it's poi-son

it's not
oh
fguck
wait
wrong image
WRONG IMAGE

Well okay.

>>282982
Sometimes when you guys say that something is "so rika" I get it, and sometimes I don't.
How is this so Rika?

Thank you for protecting my Christian eyes, Homu.

it's not lewd, it's a swimsuit!

hmmm

that's the one
i meant to post
not the other one

>>282986
it's just very rika
a super mainstream and safe opinion
very rika

it's ok though it's not bad to be very rika

>>282984
shit I missed it post again

>>282988
hitomi is such a LOSER

>>282993
dupe image sry

>>282994
So you relate?

dang well post another

>>282992
Mainstream and safe doesn't apply to Pink Floyd.
It may be mainstream but doesn't stop it from being one of their best works.

>>282998
WHAT
A

>>282997
i can't post it, it's not allowed

clock's tickin

>>282998
tbh it's easily their maybe fourth or fifth best album

>>283000
what a lame ass bitch you became

Her eyes look funny.

>>283001
i just count the hours
stop trippin
i'm trippin off the powder

>>283001
stop the clock

>>283003
sticks and stones may break my bones but fuck off dude ur gay

/moe/ my phone is dying
please forget mr

me

>>283008
no

>>283007
suck ur dick dude

rest in piece rook

Bye Rook I'll always forget you.

you guys remember that low-tier poster?
what's his name?
rick?

i remember

>>283014
I thought it was rock

he was definitely as smart as a rock

Sank like one too.

a memory of

do you remember

the 21st night of september

i hate this guy

you hate yourself

yeah him too

anim
e

that guy is useful sometimes, he tracks jades for me

>>>/@Barknado69/911810892924321793

anime >>283029 →

do you ever wanna disperse

always

do you ever feel

>>>/watch?v=irqFRZqptWg

>>283037
yeah
sometimes fortunately
sometimes unfortunately

i cut open my skull
take a look

it's a book
a reading painbow

>>283037
hahaha

reeeeeeeeee

I slapped a fly dead with my bare hand.
While gross it's neat that I'm fast enough to do that.

He was on the bottle I use to rinse my mouth when brushing my teeth, so I need to get a new one.

>>283049
But aren't you an ordinary person?

gimme chocolate

>>283052
stop

>>283048
like a plastic bag.

>>283054
no
>>283056
roger

would probably be nice to be ordinary tbh

I feel pretty ordinary most of the time.

i feel so different from the people around me that it makes me feel alienated

does it make you feel..... euphoric?

popopopop

>>283067
no it's depressing

>>283068
that movie was pretty garbo tbh

>>283069
yeah fuckin normies

>>283070
It was a movie.

>>283062
looooooool

>>283073
same

All together now.

bitch get yo ass on my handlebars

are we gonna go somewhere

>>>/@bombsfall/911839050956525568

>boning a skeleton
badum tish

My timeline kind of looks like a disjointed conversation.

>>283087
but is she really cute or?

hmph

>>283099

i feel

My nose has been bugging me all day.
It feels like there's a booger I can't blow out.

Please, I was drinking here.

earlier today i was eating chips and something made me laugh so abruptly that i coughed and a piece of chip got behind my nose
it was really really painful

My waterbottle popped and gave me a heartattack.
>>283104
???

1% left
this is it
you're all finally free

oh i guess rook was his name

Wait who are you?

i'm a racecar

I thought you were Bang...

>>283133

>>283134
Hey sk.

I keep waking up to bullshit

Just keep spinning the wheel, at least you get different bullshit.

okay /moe/
it's time for bang to go to sleep
wish him well on his 3rd day out of 8

bye bang have fun

>>283159
See you later, bye.

Ballroom e Youkoso gets a second Unison Square Garden OP for its second season.
They're also doing the OP for Kekkai Sensen's new season this season.
What a wonderful time to be alive.

Hmm...

!

???

bonjour

Salut

I was planning on waking earlier but that didn't happen!
I am going to hunt dragons that fly. hopefully.
I bet won't see a single one

>>283224
I love playing the FLCL soundtrack

playlist with just the pillows is v good

I can't wait for FLCL2 just because it's Ost will be great

Someone in this game just said genuflect

So did you properly genuflect?

of course no

Hey hey what's better than a fennec kemono friend?

TWO FENNEC KEMONO FRIENDS

You utter madman.

>>283240
Why not three?

If you keep flooding the market, you'll decrease the value.

I don't have one with three, and besides it'd \\
wow same joke

>>283244
But they're priceless

>>283104
Disconnected.

>>283246

Fennecs are actually pretty cool

I like Silver Fox and Red Fox probably better.

But the animals are cool too,yeah.

Time embark on dragonfly friend hunt!

Enjoy.

>>283254
Have fun
That sounds cool
Dragonflies are cool as heck

>>283260
can it even turn?

>>283261
If the metal can bend up it can probably bend sideways

good morning moe

>>283263
Good morning Moon how's your weekend
>>283265
A rarity

what's a weekend

>>283262
What?
It's not about whether it can bend, it'll snap

>>283266
Why would it snap? It just bends sideways and the cart goes along the new sideways path

Cause metal isn't that elastic

>>283268
How do you know it's made of metal

For that thing to turn left, the metal on the right side will need to stretch

not if the left side is compressible

>>283271
That's true, yeah
Maybe it could be a sort of telescope system

>>283270
Maybe it's a new sort of metal
Maybe it's plastic

>>283272
or something that's molecularly compressible
rigidity is rarely your friend for something that's going to handle a lot of wear and tear on our scale

also won't it fuck up the road real hard?

>>283275
That's what the planks are for
Or the driver just might not care

what if instead of wood planks you had big inflatables and instead of driving on the road you were driving on the water

MAYBE THE PLANKS CAN EXPAND

What if we made the giant wheel out of rubber instead of train tracks

Alternatively we just give it wheels or regular tracks instead

Fuck that let's give it legs

Is that what the kids are calling "ITA"?

no way jose

I
I don't know if I'll ever understand /cgl/.
I'm glad I don't.

what's there to get?
i guess ive been there so long it just seems natural

Maybe.
I could be just scared of things outside of my spectrum though.

i grew up so entwined with Lolita fashion that i didn't even know it was its own thing or had a name
i thought it was just normal
i mean, not that not being in Lolita was abnormal, but you know

I thinnk it's pretty cool you held onto something like that for so long.
I don't think I've ever held a hobby for anything close to that.

i dont know if it counts as a hobby or anything i've held on to
i just have my own sense of aesthetics and i like cute accessories and things
i used to craft little accessories and scarves and plushes but i dont anymore, though i'd love to again sometime

holy shit you guys
guys
CHOCOLATE
PIZZA

>sk has never had chocolate pizza before
wtf norway is lagging behind the US by like 30 years

Dude,what.

>>283294
haha that's probably the person's friend
that sounds pretty accurate though

>>>/@frailroses/911793590686203904

>>283293
This is a common thing?

>>283296
man it was such a huge trend, right up there with watermelon and bacon sandwiches

oh

>>283298

this was actually terrible

why did you do it
chocolate pizza sucks

haha

bought it on a whim yesterday

thought it'd be like
a pizza, but with some chocolate as well as other things
But this is just milk chocolate, dark chocolate and white chocolate
on like a pizza crust that had chocomilk powder in it

I don't like chocolate enough for this

yeah it's pretty gross
it'd be alright if they used like more bitter chocolate and put it on like not a normal pizza crust
but like something less risen and less savory
fruit pizzas are kind of popular here -- i dont mean like pineapple pizza, i mean like sweetbread pizza that uses a creme base instead of tomato base and then has kiwifruits and other sweets on top
it's like a dessert pizza. i like those, though they're so sweet i can only have a little bit

my dad's gonna leave soon and then I'll just make another actual pizza

Dragon getto

good morning nags

morning!

red un

I got so many!

>>283309
that focus is really good
i wish i could have taken you to this photography exhibit at the botanical gardens a few years ago
you would have liked it

>>283312
I am worried once I get back to my computer I will see the focus is bad or something.
>>283314
having a break right now.
I am out by the lakes.

are you out taking photographic images right now
no way that focus is great
i know what you mean though
i did some paintings and uploaded them to moe from my phone and when i saw them after my trip the res was so trash
but you've got a nice camera

Yeah it is hard to tell on a phone.

only one blue guy so far.
lots of reds
saw a black one and a yella one but didn't get to snap them

snapdragons
How far away are you from them?
I like the blue ones.

>>283315
this one's still good but it doesn't have as great of focus as the other ones
those other ones, especially the red guy, are really sharp
can you take a picture of the lakes for me i wanna see the scenery that inspired you to go take photographic picture images

>>283317
sure
>>283316
Right up close. hard to not spook them

when will you be back home?

Like a metre and a bit? Sorry, I'm just curious.

>>283319
not sure in 1-2 ... actually not sure.
>>283320
well like a fingers lenght away in most cases.

he turned his head

Wow, that close. That's impressive.
Oh, I was thinking he was turning his head.
That's a real nice focus though.

lake biy
bit

>>283323
the greens are so long!
are you getting bitten up while out there
i'm always getting bitten up and i'm by a lake

>>283324
I am alright
I think.
I might home and find I have been half devoured

>>283322
It took super long to stay still and inch close!

i hope not
if anyone's going to half devour you it's gonna be me

I might try find a bigger blue to snap or the elusive greens and yellows

I like this artist, but there's so much goreshit and eye stuff I can't post.

you probably shouldnt have posted that

Oh, that panel completely escaped me.
I hate when that happens.

>>>/@Azharkh4/910827233492774912

I don't really like Syoko, but still.

I got super close!

That's damn good.

I had to switch to manual focus for really close since auto focus was not working

Reds are so easy to find!
I want blues and other colours!

tip about bugs especially dragonflies
they respond to air pressure moreso than eyesight!
as long as you don't make too much vibration on the ground or the air you can get really close
trust me i'm country af and ive collected insects many a time

slow your step and approach them at an angle, not directly towards it

>>283333
I like Syoko

got any tips about find blue or different colour dragonflies?

i know that the species name for the blue one is longipennis
haha
i'm not making that up

>>283341
She's a bit too much in-game.

>>283342
Hi

>>283343
norway

>>283345
I found a blue!
rare!

Get a good focus and it will look great.

nags i wish you were home so i could watch primitive technology with you

oh that youtube channel where the guy makes stuff?

>>283349
I'll head home soonish.

>>283352
dont on my account
i just felt like saying it is all

have you watched a bbc programme called rough science?

I think I remember that. Scientists put on an island or something and they have to complete a task?

yep. making radios and things.

Found the person who took the name Non Non Biyori

Is that so.

>>283358
in GW2?

dammit this is tiring. no other colour dragons

yeah

blink

so many lyns
so little time

But I have lyn

This is much better

>Nephenee
how nice

Right?

I probably need a macro lens for better detail

now gonna get food.

well you can rejoice blue in that I think +hp -def is probably not ideal

at least you can give someone wrath

put my camera in my bag.
took this with phone
colourful catpiller

I am tired!
sorry for spamming photos.

They're great! Don't be sorry.

>>>/@Sorrowscopes/911952602123968512

lol

>>283376
wow
thats is good.

>>>/@AliceAvizandum/911955751295385600

>>>/@yuka_bushi/911436213998960642
Bushiroad PR at TGS , I guess.

pubg has enforced first person now, as an option

gonna enforce my face into the skull of the t-rex with the force of a thousand angry locusts #TakeAKnee

I took way too many dragonfly pictures.
I feel too saturated now, I have completely lost interest in them after those couple of hours.

I think some of my frustration with the world is I used to support it, and that might die off a bit eventually

>>283382
what a way to go

Have a swan.

i'm sleepy but my mom wants to clean

I guess i have to buy a tv

>>283387
yours break?

>>283386

>>283387
how nice

fish was playing games and then the screen went blank and it won't turn on now

how !nice

I'm gonna have a nap but I guess I can pick up the outside garbage first

i wonder what the cheapest tv i can get is
mine is like 10 years old

>>283389
of course.
you're invited to naptime
everyone is invited to naptime
tomato tomato
shakira shakira
siesta siesta

this old tiny shit

it's like 28 inches

ugh it's gonna be like $200-300 to get something even slightly bigger
why is everything so expensive

Sweet sweet /moe/

>>283398
because you live in a consumer culture

I can't wait for the revolution

One can argue that it's already here.

you can't really argue that
i mean i guess you can but you'd be wrong

Some people are just born wrong.

You can argue anything
That's the thing with arguments

Everything being a commodity sucks so bad
Everything's just money and it sucks

Hello sk, how goes the life?

It's going
Not well, but not excrutiatingly bad

What does sk stand for again?

>>283370
Or I could just use her anyway
I do that with lilina

>>>/@AP/911975340716601344

>>283410
wow what a loser

>>283406
this is my life tbh
>>283411
It cant be helped I just really like girla
girls

Also sk is short for scandinavian komrade

See, I always thought it was short for shota-kun

There's also the fact that I am lying.
But you are also
>>283417
well fine if youre just going to tell them
GOSH KIRARA

spaghetti-kun
SS killer
sam kris
Seinfeld Kramer
sag krip
startled krab

I like Seinfeld Kramer and startled krab

My Elincia is also probably not ideal but who cares cute is kng

secret kapitalist

that would be one hell of a plot twist

there's a video floating around of a kid getting blasted by police
it's pretty graphic so try to avoid it if you're not comfortable with watching someone die

not trying to start a discussion about it, just warning /moe/

Well I avoid that stuff anyway, but thank you for the heads up.

do my eyes deceive me

>>283422
you are a star. thanks for the warning

>>283427
np
it's pretty bad

Everything but tweet impressions are up this month
I grow

the impressions are about the most important though, which is annoying

That's a lot of profile visits, though

I'm tired and home!

>>>/@KitOConnell/911994641922379776

welcome home
i am glad you're enjoying picture taking so much

I overdid it I think.
That was a long time outside!

It's good to have fun

no it's not
fun is bad

>>283437
outside sure was amazig

>>>/@Schwartzesque/911027403258023936
holy shit lmao

Going through the pictures properly. so many of them.
I am happy I got a bit of the hexagonal eyes in this one.

Oh shit I forgot about the file size

>>>/@cabel/912012651173052416
omg ths iis so cute

What is an english muffin?

I mean yeah it's what's in the video but what IS that

it's like a crumpet

What is the english muffin in itself, if you wanna get all philosophical about it

But is it like a pastry basically?
Filled?

It looks like one of those buns we fill with jam

it's just like a roll basically but thinner

I made a video
https://cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/wrqfn_1.mp4?token=1507485887_88244d6eadca2ae955c2575665475812840c9c80

Hopefully it works.

English muffin is just a muffin?
You cut it in half stick it in a toaster, butter both sides add jam, maybe cotted cream and stick it back together and enjoy your calories

it's nothing like an American muffin

What is an American muffin?
like a chocolate muffin thing?

Oh right Cupcakes

>>>/@renoru_/911491414701174785

!!!

u-upload please

cupcakes and muffins are completely different
they just look the same

girls who can cook are the best

>>>/@atlasobscura/911291592287367168
>>283460
become one

>>283461
Why would I become best girl when I want best girl?
That's like narcicism and selfcest.

you have to become the cute girl
it's only natural
e.g. im a top-tier girl

I'll just keep my eyes open.

that's how you lose them
be careful

What if I actually let Jan make Cordell line his brain with eyes

Aso while I set him up for it I'm surprised he is actually going the stay-faithful route.

cordell will become a gitl

girl

That would be the biggest twist

>>>/@bouncy_news/911923302922424320
A security robot.
Who would even buy this

>>283471
wear a mask and hit it with a bat

nice security
or even better steal it lol

itd be nice for checking on your animals while out if you have pets

or just get a few cameras for a lower price

That's why we won't see security robots in any capacity and time soon, I think. You don't want security that people would want to steal!

>Do you know mech engineering?
No
>Do you know someone who does?
Maybe
>My friend has a son who has a question he can't solve on his homework and needs help
lmao

I cant for the life of me find that comparison of the girl who wants food in exchange for a hug or wants a hug in exchange for food and I need it, who is that artist

>>283475
That's why I could never be a security guard.
Everyone will want to kidnap me because I'm so cute!

Would you like me to kidnap you right now

fuck no
kimoi

>>>/@FizzySodaWave/911608080223305730
i gotta watch this

I was going to ask you if people often try to kidnap you, but it seems like we have one interested in that in the audience right now!

Ohio /moe/

>>283482
It can't be helped since I'm so cute and perfect!
But they should show some restraint, don't you think?

Nephenee is kinda cute

I askef if Kirara wanted to be kidnapped, it wasnt a declaration of intent!

I don't lnpw.
If someone kidnapped him, I'd know who to blame.

As if.
ToN isn't strong enough to kidnap me.

Kidnapping is a crime so I cant do it anyway

Kirara might be a bundle of fun, but please send a cute cook my way instead.

Wow, I'm suddenly not good enough for you, huh?

>>283481
I went to highschool with one of the VA's in that.

Yeah there are some hardware conflicts in what i'm looking for and what you've got, Kirara

>>283492
was it jaden smith?

>>283493
i don't understand

>>283494
No
You should be able too figure it out if you read the Wikipedia article s on the va's you aren't already familiar with
Or already know who all of them are

>>283494
You have a Y chromosome

Wait
What the fuck
It was created by Ezra Koenig from Vampire Weekend?

yeah lol

>>283496
You literally don't know that.

I've been watching Fish play Yakuza Kiwami and there's dude that just runs around and wants to fight the MC constantly named Majima
he like hides in trash cans and inside cars and giant traffic cones and shit just to fuck with the MC and pop out and fight him
and he staged a fake zombie apocalypse to make the MC fight him
and dressed in drag and went on a date with the MC at a hostess club
and did a strip show for the MC at a strip club
and he just wants to fight so bad and he's always so happy
i fucking love this dude
he shows up in cop outfits or with a baseball bat or just starts break dancing and shit
he's so good
i would straight up marry this dude if i were a girl
maybe i am a girl though and i will marry him

>>283500
no you already maybe misgendered me

>>283498
If you are actuallt a girl and you are interested, hit me up.
You've got a good personality for me for the most part.

beep boop

>>283501
Oh, that's a robot isn't it?
It fooled me at first glance.
They're getting better at making them.

>>283501
Sup Sammu

a restaurant i like apparently got a bunch of new stuff on the menu so we're gonna go get dinner out today

>>283471
we fire the whole bullet
that's 65% more bullet, per bullet

>>283502
um
maybe

she's not a robot why are you being so mean

>amazon currently wont take pre orders for etrian odyssey 5
holy shit

>>283508
??

She looks like a robot, is she not a robot?

Let's just say she's a robot and call it a day!

you're trying to dehumanize that cute girl
I won't allow it

>>283510
she doesn't look like a robot
look at her

Ooh
New chapter of Oddman 11 is out

>>283512
She moves like a robot though.
They're making robots look really realistic these days.

>>283514
You move like a robot.
You're being rude!

>>283509
Its up for pre order but you cant pre order it

>>283516
sounds like it's not up for pre-order

>>283517
that doesnt make sense
it WAS up for pre order before

but not anymore

>>283515
Is there are particular reason you're arguing so passionately that she isn't a robot?

>>283501
woah
Does she come with the game in the background?

>>283520
I'm pretty sure it's just a person pretending to be a robot!

>>283518
Maybe they got the maximum amount of preorders already

>>283522
Maybe I should believe you since you're the expert here!

>>283524

>log-in server is kill
hi moe how are you

>we're your back up plan

>>283526
Blue
New chapter of Oddman 11

Sam is hosting a login server? What is the IP
>>283528
neat
I can read it as I cry.

All my guild wars screenshots are mostly of me dead for some reason

>>283530
Noice

>>283530
You're not dead there though!

>>283532
I probably will be!

>>283523
hence my surprise

>>283530
>514
nice damage
>>283533
>failing tequila dragon
>Super Adventure Festival
I miss it

>>283533
Oh, and the new expansion actually has a decent amount of normal giants.
So if you want Giant Slayer without it taking years to accomplish, you can do it now.

>>283525

philosophytube is real good shit

gonna sleep now though goodnight sleep tight

>>283539
Oyasumi
I may also attempt to nap despite knowing its apmost impossible
*almost
But I'm way more tired than usual
So I have a bit of hope

oh, the server might be good now
>Network Error
aw

I really like the colors of the desert

and you get cool pets
\

pretty cool lookin game

Yeah. I love how everything looks at night
The sky is super colorful and bright.

>>283537
You've gone and made me cry with your terrible accusations!

>right wing AfD gains 13% of seats in german parliament
that should be amusing
though hwy on earth do they still keep re-electing Merkel?

AfD are fuckin nazis
them getting power isn't amusing at all

everything is nazies right of extreme left in europe

let's not discuss politics but i would recommend you read up on them if that's your response

i gotta go anyway
i have dinner date

Well is not like the moderates didn't try to stop this clash from happening
most of them are just now watching the buildup of fireworks

>>283547
Because it's a democracy, not a presidency, and even if people don't like her, perhaps her party in general has done well enough by the country to continue winning leading votes.

in most countries you have about 2-4 parties that kepe changing the baton of power
however in germany CDU has been in control for over a decade already
you'd have thought that SDP or some other party would have gotten enough support on just lobbying as "opposition" for more points
but I guess all the othe roptions are too small to win or too likeminded for most

oh well the populists will just gain more support in europe as a trend
not that they actually want to change anything
most of them are empty rhetorists with just political carreer in sight

lol

what is
that?

It looks like a fusion of Bidoof, Ho-oh, Regirock, Entei, and parts from at least one source I can't quite figure.

I bet it has shit stats

Nah man it's three Legendarys involved.

(sum of parts)/amount of pokemon fused
the few shit statters bring it down a lot

I'm fairly certain Bidoof is the only non-Legendary or other low-stat Pokemon involved.

but what type would it be
Fire atleast, since it has two fire leggies

Fire/Normal

so pyroar

Only it can use some Flying-type moves like Gust because wings.

I wonder when they make a three typer?

you can technically become three types but please dont make that a constant thing because holy shit the balancimg

I think it is a missed opportunity wit hthe megaforms

>>283556
Arceus

Yeah, that's one I was considering but I hadn't seen Arceus in a long time, so I was a little fuzzy on it.

nabe yarube

want to die

>>>/@idlematts/912081562241560581

Oh no, you want to die?

>>283573
ah fuck

>>283574
yes because i can't have a normal, peaceful evening out with my girlfriend

Oh, sounds pretty wild!

I guess.

Every time I interact with her in public, I wind up humiliated.
It really pisses me off.
Dinner would have been perfect without her ruining it.

We had a great waitress that was the perfect level of clumsy moe.
ugh

What the fuck man

It wouldn't be any good for the viewers if nothing happened so it can't be helped.

I dunno, in terms of animu don't feel good sols sell better than average?

I dunno.
I'm not a SoL anyway.

They really fucked the pacing with one dramatic episode after another.
I mean after a while there's just nothing to be invested in

Maybe they'll cancel my show and I can live a normal, peaceful life.

>one shot to get born into a Mecha anime
>get a shitty 4koma instead
For what purpose

I just want to go a few days without drama
I just want to enjoy a meal at a restaurant with my girlfriend

Hope for better writers then

Maybe someday.

Oh well, it's over now.

I should go on vacation to somewhere without any people for a few days
That'd be drama free

Reschedule hawaii

I can't. I have school and shit.

Tell the professor it's a field trip

things sound rough
i wish they were easier

>>283591
That wouldn't work.

>>283592
tbh i don't mind the difficulty
it's that i never get a break that fucks with me

yeah, i know how you feel
i just want a break

>>283588
drive somewhere and camp for a day or two

tfw you have precious few hours to goof off before the work week begins and you're bored and can't find something fun to do

here's a dumb image for you then

That doesn't really help anything.
It does remind me that I saw a guy with a guy fawkes mask hanging from his rear view mirror the other day though.

here's another one

i've seen butts you people wouldn't believe

and here's some egl lasagnacats

>>283600
>juice demon

>>283599
maybe it was this guy

I'm glad my fedora phase only lasted a week or so.

i have a fedora but it's a really formal one
i'm not really a hat person either way

i kind of want a cowboy hat though
and some cute boots

i have a panama
a cheap one tho not the crazy weaves

I have a reporter sort of cap.

i wear a flatcap

>>283610
Oh yeah, your twitter feed is pretty good
I was looking through it earlier

catflap

Whatever this is called? Reporter's cap/ News cap.

thats cute

I have my "fishing hat"

>>283613
Something like that

All I have are miscellaneous ball caps, a red military surplus beret that no longer fits and a bucket cap somewhere

>doesn't have a service beret

>>283611
arigato!
>>283613
i have one of these in addition to my flatcap
only wear it in winter though

>>283618
I need a soviet hat thing yo go with my kgb uniform though
*to go

beret is a really moldable hat, though
you can mold it when wet into a lot of shapes

Oh yeah and also a ski hat.

everyone has a ton of hats, but which do you actually use?

>>283623
The hat that I did wear a lot up until recently started falling apart because it was a cheap piece of shit.
But it was my most recent in a long line of hats owned by me since the 90's of Florida Gators hats.

I don't usually wear a hat but if it is a sunny day, I'll wear one because the sun burns my hair and also if I need to keep my hair out my face.
I have been wearing it more with photography because it keeps my hair out of my eyes

i'll wear you as a hat

I should get some finer or atleast finer looking hat
I lost my black flatcap I wore always with my suits
did replace it with a gray one, but it just isn't the same.

man I should have ordered a custom made hat back when there was an actual hat store near my

>hats

I watched an anime without /moe/ telling me what to do so now what do I watch?

kaiji

>>283629
>>283629
>>283629

>>>/watch?v=xqi0c6aMYRA

>>283629
>>283632
y'all talking shit about me wtf

it's more like
>white people hair

>>283629
Get Jheri Curls and then you too can wear a hat

ya hat's not hot

>>283635
Also there is such a thing as a Jewfro.

uta wa ai

>>283638
oh shit I had no idea please enlighten me to this eldritch knowledge friend

I don't really like hats to be honest. I only wear mine to keep the sun from burning my hair and to keep the hair outta my face.
otherwise I avoid wearing anything on my head

can't hold on or life won't change

well that was fucking stupid

oh sorry

sorry I finally finished the ntr anime
I don't know what I expected/10

i just saw at least 100 bare butts andozens of naked people
yay SF

I can't remember the last time I wore a hat.

>>283646
How was the orgy?

>>283645
ntr lover

>>283648
lots of leather

>>283649
But I dont understand who this anime was for
the ntr is secondary to the shitty love story of a retarded lesbian who doesnt know she's a lesbian until episode 10.

It's like I am mad but I only have myself to blame

Why would you even be mad?
Didn't you get exactly what you expected?

>>>/@trizzzybaby/911742941051355137

>>283653
I dont know what I expected

a dead bird

>>>/@georgetownmike/912111676874399744
here we go again

Kirara, do you like French Toast?

>>283655
It should have been clear to you that it was going to be yuri NTR.

>>283659
yeah but like
it was also just dumb and boring
but still I dont know what i was expecting

like I think deep down I wanted everything to go really dark and horrible or something

>>283658
yeah it's pretty good

>>283661
Have you ever made it with challah?
It's really good.

>>283662
oh hell yeah
i love it
I was thinking about making some soon actually

i also saw at least two fursuits and a pen of dog roleplayers

>>283664
thank you for this refreshing dose of reality to cleanse my palette

>>283664
Absolutely disgusting

>>283663
i had a kratom omelette

>>283665
glad to be of service

a ton of ropes and whipping too

>>283667
why

bc i was hungry duh

oh

sleepy.
Nighty moes moes

>>283672
Oyasumi

sweet dreams

>>283672
bye bye

Fuck
The $15 check I deposited yesterday still hasn't been transferred into my acvount.
*account

>>283672
bye bye!

>>283672
cyaaa

hitsumon ga aru yo

💥

>>>/@usinjuries/911485378028335104

>>>/@usinjuries/908133291659874305
haha

>>283686
thank

np

my neck hurts so bad
i think i'm gonna cut it off

what's the worst that could happen

Fuck
There was something I was going to mention or ask and now I can't remember it.

>>>/@SayemAhmd/911615095708495872

Jill is pretty cool yeah

Hifumi is prettysolid

can't believe daisuke ono is playing some one-episode soldier in pripri

honk honk

no honking

honk

choo choo

>>283701

DO NOT HONK

are you not entertained

>>283692
AND IT TRANSFORMS TOO

>>283706
wait what other forms does it have

>>283706
so cool
let's go steal it

>>283707
it has a bunch of armor parts that open up and move around and stuff
it's really cool

>>283707
Unicorn mode and destroy mode
>>283709
It'll be unlocked with no password
JUST LIKE A REAL GUNDAM

damn i wanna do installation art
what a cool job

I just had to explain to my sister why Deen is a shitty anime studio.

2020 those madmen will make the gundam walk
>>283712
Never forgive Log Horizon S2

>>283712
Months after the second season finished airing, Kaiji season 3 was revealed to be in the works. Due to the high budget of the previous season and lack of successful ratings and sales, Madhouse has announced it will not be animating this season and instead leave it in the hands of Studio DEEN. The project will not be headed by Yuzo Sato this time, but Chiaki Kon, director of DEEN’s popular thriller Umineko no Naku Koro ni.
“I have utmost faith this season will be in good hands,” commented Sato, “Kon-san has a knack for atmosphere and bringing new material to the table…as well as cutting back on all the unnecessary meat of the source material!”
“I think fans will be very happy with where we will be taking their beloved manga,” said Sato, “Popular characters like Bocchan will appear much sooner, and we’re thinking of maybe removing less-loved characters like Muraoka in favor of return of fan favorites like Andou. We might even have time for a hot spring episode!”
Character designs will be produced by Hisashi Hirai.

the last episode of pripri is fuckin lit

number one change i should make to doushio go

Anyways I told her about the cabbage thing.

grammarly is spending so much money trying to advertise their bloatware to me

>>283716
LaTeX support

>>283718
are they the ones with those youtube ads with the cute hispanic girl

yeah dude
and not only youtube but everywhere
on my normal google account it's just everything i do, my real person account
amazon ads and youtube ads and youtube banners
every single ad is grammarly and i dont fuckin want that garbage

>>283719
try again
>>283721
yeah i kind of know how you feel
i get tons of ads for startups i used to work at
damn retargeting

they got cool ads though i dont mind it
as a person who's interested in marketing i enjoy the ads

>>283722
Full support for text only webbrowsers like Links/Lynx

>>283716

>>283724
i already render HTML serverside what more do you want

>>283726
To be able to post from Lynx/Links

oh dang was it folsom street fair this weekend
i was gonna tell you to go but i was too late

>>283728
yeah man i decided i should check it out
i'm 90% straight but it was still interesting

how was it

>>283715
We'll be watching that tonight.

>>283729
i think i shitposted at you like three or four years ago to go to the folsom street fair not thinking you would
you finally did
funny how time changes

>>283731
Dorothy is so hot blooded. It's really great.

>>283727
what a waste of time, also basically impossible to prederve the experience
>>283732
man


this old friend of mine visited SF during folsom
but i forgot it was happening
but dude is super straight edge and christian
it would have been perfect
#regret

>>283734
Yeah, you're right
I would actually use LaTeX

>>283734
Okay, what about a lisp interpreter?

>>283714
If this wasn't a joke I would have killed myself

KAIJI KUUUUUNNNN
>>283736
less memes more real feedback

>>283738
Italics that don't break when you do this italic_text.

>>283738
>>>/watch?v=WMTnjDXG2OE

>>283738
Dude check this box I found
It's an awesome box

>>283741
🌝🌝🌚🌚
you lost me

i wouldn
wouldn't mind proper pngs

>>283743
thumbnails?

>>283742
you'll lose your fingers

>>283744
Would be greatly appreciated
Although you shot it down last time I suggested it

>>283744
yeah

also the android problem persists

i never did get that phone

>>283740
KUZU
KUZU
KUZU

>>283749
Oh and escapes for the asterisk, caret and double pound sign

there is NO ESCAPE

>>283752
4U

how about a feature like vapor but instead of vapor it's comic sans

i want to be a professional vaporware developer

Wow, there isn't much to watch tonight.
It sure is the end of the season.

i want to be a professional

>>283757
here you go hope this helps

season 2 of pripri fucking when

Fixing the glitch that occurs when I tyoe and submit this
*type

^*

π

what's the glitch

life is a glitch

>>283761
Type it and see what happens

This next season looks lit
Is anime time gonna be at the same time next season

they put lusamine in the pokeman sm anime
she's a whacky fun loving lady

>>283765
Lusamine is basically one of maybe four things in Pokemon that have genuinely interested me in half a decade or so.

Both her and Lillie were really good.

i hope lusamine is in usm

Either die a queen or live long enough to see yourself become the peasant

live free or die hard

fish keeps giving me shit for saying our clumsy waitress tonight was moe

i guess her level isn't high enough for her to view reality through the filter of anime yet

>>283772
maybe she jelly?

>>283772
You know how girls are, though.

>>283775
You'd totally understand, though.
Your level is definitely high enough to see other people from an anime filter.
I just have to raise Fish's level until she gets.
Time for grinding.

>>283774
Yeah, but she shouldn't be.
The fact that I'm referring to the waitress like I am means that I don't view her like I view Fish.

>>283769
I still love to this day, that guillotine was invented as a "humane execution method"
Really?
fucking french

calling other girls moe?
idk man you're treading on dangerous territory

>>283776
Yeah, but that is that and this is this!
Women are jealous creatures.

>>283776
'deed, but that is hard for women to understand

>>283778
it can't be helped, though!
when you see a clumsy moe waitress, you have to admire it!
that's the law! i don't make the rules!

what if it could be helped

>>283777
It's pretty quick isn't it?

>>283781
It is almost like getting jealous of a cat
>>283783
'tis
and not so humiliating as hanging, for the aristocrats
but still
it is brutal as fuck
you just have a more complicated axe in essence in the end

>>283782
what is this blasphemy

>>283784
yes exactly

>>283784
Death is pretty brutal
Better to die from one clean cut than possibly 5 because the axeman sucks at his job

you ever been beheaded in VR?
shit is super scary

>>283779
i want to share everything with her including my love for observing other people as if they were anime characters
she'll understand someday

>>283788
i actually want to do that now

>>283788
is that a thing in some simulator?
must be really disorienting if they can actually do it well
especially seeing your own body
even if it is some pixelthing

>>283789
Well then, the proper way to approach that subject is to say something like:
"That waitress is really moe, right? You're more moe though."

>>283791
That's more-or-less what I said!

I wonder how true the "stays conscious after head is cut" is?
Sure beheaded people have still made grimaces and such but
how conscious you really are after you know
BEING BEHEADED AND BEING IN SOME KIND OF SHOCK?

how macabre and edgy

>>283793
Iirc there was an experiment done where the person was told to blink if they were still conscious after the beheading.

>>283792
You have to be careful in those situations since your relationship is so young!
Once you guys have been together for awhile you can perv out over girls together without her seeing it as a threat.

>>283796
I wasn't perving over anyone.
I don't see people as even potential romantic partners.
I was viewing the waitress as an anime character.

>>283797
You don't have to see someone as romantic partner to think they're moe and want to kidnap them!

>>283798
Wow, don't project your criminal tendencies on me.
I've never even considered kidnapping anyone (for reasons like that).

Well anyway she'll probably be more able to follow along with these kinds of things once she's a little more confident.
The relationship is still young so it's normal that she sees other girls as threats.

That's why I said we gotta grind out some levels.

harpy helowen

>>283797
this can only be communicated through your actions

>>283797
and nobody would be attracted to an anime character that's just dumb

She must have only been moderately moe if you didn't want to kidnap her.

>>283805
You're just a potential criminal.
You're the only kidnapper here!

>>283804
Exactly.

>>283803
I think that's hard to do.
Not taking any action doesn't prove anything!

not taking action is an action in itself

oh no i'm drunk sunday evening

Have you told Fish that she's the most moe girl you know?

>>283807
why are you drunk sunday evening

>>283809
i went to the gay parade

All this talk about action has me thinking about integrals.

>>283810
did you meet any cute guys

>>283810
what are you drunk on

Huh
Super tired suddenly
Gonna try hoing to sleep
Yasumi

>>283814
night

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