Thread #153415

Handshakes are 15$, signatures 25$
speaking is 10$ for 1 minute.

breathe deep the gathering gloom
watch lights fade from every room
bedsitter people look back and lament another day's useless energy spent
impassioned lovers wrestle as one
lonely man cries for love and has none

How am I supposed to not be
Everything is too much

I feel like I have to run away but there's nowhere to run to and nothing to run from
I don't think I can do this anymore

>>153419
They make pills for that.

>>153419
Is there anything in particular that's making you feel cornered?

>>153419
What is too much?

Everything
Being in bed is too much
Not being in bed is too much
The light from the screen is too much and the lack of light when I turn it off is too much

What about it is too much?

I don't know I just want to cry
I don't know anymore
I can't fucking do this anymore

>>153425
Does this come in waves?

>>153425
Are you thinking about hurting yourself?

sounds like anxiety to me
breathe

I'm weighing if it's necessary to end everything

Hurting myself isn't useful it doesn't accomplish anything

>>153428
And they have pills for that.

Anon, I've felt like that.
Get mediated. It works.

>>153430
>and they have pills for that
i'm the biggest proponent and critic at the same time of anxiety meds
it aint easy it's really complicated

>>153429
Have you thought about how you would do it?

>>153431
Get it under control then get out from under them.

I don't know anymore
I can't fucking think straight

I don't think my life's worth this

>>153433
what are you like 11

>>153432
I know how I'll do it

>>153435
I'm just saying it needs to taken care of quickly if they're in this condition.

And i'm just sayin you're full of shit if you don't know what you're talkin about then stop wasting yours and everyone else's time

>>153436
How long have you been thinking about it?

try to perceive your inner critic
he probably dominates the conversation right now
he's a lil bitch

You know better than me, my memory isn't very good
I can't time

>>153415 (OP)
Disgaea was a fairly enjoyable game I'm glad it's in the op

Who is this suicidal pokemon

That might not have been an appropriate comment

>>153442
Agreed

>>153441
I think you would know better than I would. Do you have a general idea at all?

That is prooooobably true

Ton being ton isn't gonna be the final push if my own life isn't

Right now or overall?

Overall.

2 or so years?
I don't fucking know

I can't
I don't do well with time

>>153449
That's okay. What about right now? When did you start thinking about it this time?

Last hour to hour and a half

I don't want to have this happen anymore everything isn't working
I just wanted to sleep

>>153451
Did anything happen around that time that got you thinking about it?

You'll just get mad at me

I won't get mad.

It's not OK
I was getting better
And now I'm awful again

I'm just in the way now
Again

I don't wanna anymore
I just wanna go away
I always do this and it's always annoying and I'm just a shit person with no future I should just accept it

Psych isnt even gonna help I don't think
It's too far away I won't make it anyway

Should give up

How did you feel earlier today?

This is a waste of everyone's time

alright so i've apparently offended one person in trying to protect another and now everybody's pissed off at me and i can't even talk to anyone
fucking get on steam if you want to talk i'm down for that
but don't talk to me and run away that's some fucking bullshit

Wait, who is mad at you?

>>153457
I think it's a friend's job to help a friend get stabilized when they're having trouble

>>153455
go see the psych

>>153459
can you text notso and tell him to stop being a fucking idiot for two goddamn minutes or something

or if you're still here, notso, then stop being a fucking idiot

>>153461
Notso is at work
He's not on /moe/ right now

>>153463
he just fuckin messaged me about // nevermind i dont need to publicize that
there's serious misunderstanding going on and i'm not keen on being misunderstood and then dismissed

Oh, okay. I'll text him for you if you want me to.

>>153465
a nigga casts mad shade on you and then leaves to go back to work, yeah that's kind of important
now i'm going to be irritable and i've already put off plans that i already made to try and sort things out but this dude is being stubborn about a misunderstanding he didn't even allow me the chance to explain because he wants to go onto a different board anonymously and say things that's gonna make me think he's someone else talkin shit about something sensitive to me
yeah i'm fuckin pissed
and now i'm stuck being upset about it until he, at his leisure, signs back in to hear any response even though i was specifically asked a question directly
this isn't fuckin fair to me i've just got off a goddamn 30-hour work shift and trying to relax and then something comes up that i can't relax that actually is important and then it gets overrid by pettiness and then dismissed so i can't even do anything about it

do you have any idea how frustrating that is it's obnoxious

Well I texted him for you. Hopefully he'll see it and sign back on.

I'm not having trouble, I am the problem
I don't think being stable is realistic
I don't think keeping it together until my appointment is realistic

I don't think I want to do either

>>153468
you're okay. sorry for the distraction
how are you doing

>>153468
What about inpatient treatment? You receptive to that and now you can say the magic words for automatic admission

>>153468
Why is being stable unrealistic?

I might have to puke

Because I'm not bouncing back properly anymore

What do you mean by bouncing back properly?

I used to be OK for å while but I'm not anymore I just broke and every time I think I'm OK again I break down again and again and it's not gonna stop

I don't particularly wanna live anymore
I'm just waiting for when I get the impulse at the right time

Doing something inpatient for a little while may not be a bad idea. It's a pretty good suggestion.

I don't think inpatient is a good idea.

>>153475
When was the last time you broke down before tonight?

8 don't fucking know what inpatient is supposed to mean

Tuesday

I think

>>153478
It means being admitted to a hospital for mental health treatment.

>>153479
When was the last time before that?

I'm not getting admitted

>Peter Sallis, dead at 96
>Wallace & Gromit voice actor
RIP
Pour out some crackers for the fallen

The Thursday before

Would it be fair to say that you go about a week in between episodes?

Kind of
It varies i don't know if it's
I can't make the sentence

>>153483
that's really sad
Wallace and Gromit was awesome

My head isn't working

What sorts of things are going through your head right now?

I don't know what I'm feeling
I just get stopped
I wanna cry
I'm angry
I'm not angry at anything
I'm a fucking mess this isn't normal
I'm in the way I have to hurt something
I'm tired
I can't fucking sleep
Something has to take this away

I don't wanna anymore

It sounds like you're feeling pretty overwhelmed

My head hurts I feel like I'm gonna puke

Do you have stomach pain as well or is it only your head?

doesn't sound like you'll be sleeping any time soon
here's what i'd do
go outside
run until i felt better
maybe go to the woods and just let itout

I don't know what most of these feelings are

What kinds of things are you thinking about?

My stomach is fine
My throat is ready to puke

I'm not thinking
I don't know
I'm

I'm mad

try to breathe, man
deep breaths into the diaphragm
it'll be okay

I'd feel better if I destroyed something

It's okay to break something as long as you're careful and don't destroy anything you'll regret breaking.
It's not good to bottle everything up.

>>153502
I know exactly what you mean

definitely get that blood pumping then
gotta deal with that energy somehow
it's the middle of the night right? you can go anywhere

>>153500
thanks for the help by the way
fuckin hell certain people can do certain things that cause certain problems you know what i mean

I don't have anything to break
It's 3am

I have to go to work tomorrow I can't sleep ill have to deal with people that makes me mad
I don't want this anymore I just wanna die there's nothing to stick stoic for anyway it's alla fucking mess and I'll just end up feeling like shit my who live anywhere

There's nothing I can do
I wish there were trains this late

What makes you say that you'll feel like shit for your entire life?

I will
There's no way forward
I'm just gonna be worthless my whole life and there's nothing I'll do about it

This is all a bad idea
8 shouldn't be here talking I should just get shit faxed and wait for å train
Ones gotta show up

I can just
Stop this tonight and I don't have to anymore

But I'm scared because um a fucking løser
I fucking hate myself

I know this is where it ends anyway I don't get it
It's not even difficult I can just go right now and it'll be over but I don't and I don't know why and I wish it'd stop

so what do you want dude
do you want to do this or do you want someone to stop you from doing this
we can't know so just say it

I don't know

>>153505
Why are you going to be worthless your whole life? Do you have any evidence that supports that?

Because I'm incapable of doing what I should

>>153507
do you want me to do it first so i can show you what a stupid fuckin idea it is

>>153509
What is it that you should do?

It's only stupid if you have a reason not to

I should be making an effort to get a real job
I should be getting back into school
I should be less fucking stupid and anxious
I should be a normal fucking human being

And none of it is difficult
I just don't
Because I'm a shit person and that's going to be something I have to live with for the rest of my life and it's going to make me never get anywhere

>>153512
i haven't had a reason not to in like six years but i still haven't what's your point

you should stop being a fucking idiot is what you should do

you're not thinking straight. seek professional help
you can't self evaluate in this state, so find someone who can help you figure it out

I already am
My appointment isn't for another fucking month

>>153513
Do you want to work together and come up with a plan to do those things?
I think having some structure and short-term goals along the way might help you get to where you want to be.

then why won't you go inpatient?

Because I won't be fucking admitted

quit being a spoiled piece of shit you're being offensive to everyone else who doesn't have it as easy as you

go on

>>153521
please chill

>>153518
I wouldn't mind I just think it's pointless

>>153523
he needs to hear the truth dude
even he knows he's exaggerating

>>153521
Then you have no fucking idea what I'm saying

>>153524
I don't think there's any harm in trying it.
Tomorrow when you're feeling like you're more in control, let's work on a plan.

>>153525
i don't agree

Sure
I'm gonna try not to puke and maybe sleep now
There's no way I'll fall asleep I have to be up again in 2 hours

http://upliftconnect.com/how-lack-touch-destroying-men/
i should join a rugby team

>>153529
Okay. I hope you can get a little bit of sleep at least.
Night.

>>>/watch?v=SWAmICTFSok

>>153530
wow, this is so long
it looks like an interesting piece but i don't think i could read it in one sitting

>>153532
>>>/watch?v=kmmPFrkuPq0
This one is super nostalgic to me.
My dad had a Moody Blues tape or CD and it got played a lot when I was a kid.

>>153529
Good night

>>153530
Pick up wrestling bruh

>>153534
That's a really good one.

I am gonna hit the sack now.
Dream of sweets, /moe/.

>>153529
good luck
maybe take the day off if you can?
>>153537
byee
>>153535
i always wanted to try jiu jitsu

>>153537
RIP in treats.

>>153528
everybody wants to help but nobody wants it on their shoulders when things go wrong

>>153537
Take it easy!

>>153538
I don't understand why schools of martial arts focus on only one engagement style. Like Jiu Jitsu and grappling or Muay Thai and striking

>>153540
hmm i understand your statement but not how it relates to our previous argument

>>153542
hey if you want to take over a process that's been in the works for several years from square one, be my guest, mister "I know your girlfriend just got murdered but you're being a little too negative for moe, you should take it easier and try to have fun"

>>153541
Wouldn't it be pointless to have a school that doesn't master something?
Just take multiple schools

>>153543
you girlfriend was murdered?

>>153545
don't you remember sending me an email telling me i was being too negative for /moe/ and that i needed to chill out
that was 2014, and yeah that's what happened while i was on my bike trip to maine

all i'm saying is that you're probably not always paying attention to what's going on, so several of us have been working with this individual for several years now trying to address his problems and when you come in from square one and try to tell people they're taking the wrong approach, you're missing out on so much information that you weren't there for

i've been working with sk for a long time
so has kirara
just, you know, try to have some trust that what i'm saying is because there's a deep connection and not that i'm trying to be a dick to him. i'm trying to anchor him to reality -- something i wasn't able to do with asuka because of board-political climates
what i'm aggressing is not an action but an idea that he is consciously ignoring
he knows these things and consciously ignores them when he has to outlet other things, but simple reminders don't help. you have to make him feel what's real in order for it to have impact
that's why i sometimes seem like i'm being harsh or indecent, but it's not without compassionate reason

yeah i do remember sending that email
i was mad or something at the time
i don't remember any of the other specifics

ah, so that's what you mean.

>>153544
I think it's pointless to have a school that only trains in such specific areas when the focus is on general self-defense
Like what will you do if someone is boxing your face in and you only know grappling?

>>153548
>focus on general self defense
Well I'm no martial ats expert, but if that's what you want you should sample from everything. However to my knowledge a school like jiu jitsu has a core philosophy which is why it follows what it does. Jiu Jitsu teaches you how to safely defend yourself without seriously injuring your opponent. It has that goal in mind and the grappling is the means that work best for it.

I don't imagine many great martial artists stick to just the one school, and I dunno if they'd reccomend that for practical self defense

>>153546
i have been talking to him for a while now too, y'know
i don't think i agree with your approach but i understand it better now.

Printers are evil.

>>153550
ive been on the deep end of the spectrum many times
what i'm saying to him isn't actually "pssht i have it way worse than you"
it's grounding in reality that i have also found to be significantly powerful and useful in my moments of duress
it's not really something you can--
>>153554
i'm not getting anywhere so i'll drop it, but i'll say that i feel like i know what i'm talking about

>>153551
A necessary evil.

>>153552
man i think you're just rationalizing at this point
different strokes for different folks

>>153552
i'm sorry about your girlfriend.

>>153551
Do you still have to fax documents?
Government offices always seem 10 years behind the times

>>153555
she was a police officer and worked at the kennel with german shepherds

>>153553
We can go back to the printing press.
Or scribes.
Feeding some monk is probably easier than troubleshooting printers.

>>153556
Yes, we do have a fax machine and we use it.
Well it's built into the printer.
The most puzzling aspect of it all is that we often get faxed junk mail.

I'm glad I don't mess with the printers!

>>153558
Even with troubleshooting printers I'd be willing to say the time saved with them makes monk-feeding entirely out of consideration.

I was trying to get my new printer to show up on my network because my old printer choked on paper and died.
Networking and printers is a bad mix.

I've had pretty good luck with getting my computers to pick up the printer on the house network.
I had to get a driver for it for my PC but my Chromebook picked it up and found some manufacturer app that connected me to it without issue.

I had great luck networking my printer.
Just searched the network and it was done.

- - -- - - - -

? ? ?

I ended up sleeping like an hour
Or two maybe

I'm staying home I'll just fall asleep if I go
I feel bad

Wake up guys it's time to post

It's too late.
They're all sleeping soundly.

>>153571
Are you THE Sakura Kinomoto?
Can I get an autograph?

>>153570
>me.webm

Well im not sleeping soundly
Join me in insomnia
Maybe real, actual, life affecting, problematic insomnia
We'll know by sunrise

The week has barely begun and I can't wait to get back to cracking open cold ones with the boys

I don't wanna call my doc
I'm staying home so I gotta
But I don't wanna

>>153574
You're skipping the appointment?

No, that's next month
I'm home from work

>>153576
Oh, ok.
>next month
I'm sorry it will take that long.

Do you have some way I could talk to you one on one?
e.g. Steam?

I've got steam and discord
My steams id/mediccat

But I'm staying in bed for another half hour I think

Actually wait I have steam on my phone
Steam works

>>153579
If adding friends works on mobile.
Steam mobile a broken...
Most of the time...

If it ain't used (by a sufficient number of users), don't fix it!

I justgot a fucking solo team kill as pharah
I'm a god

hello
We don't really have any anime tonight.
Just one show which we should probably just save since tomorrow will be light too.

So why not sleep more?

oh, my post closed
Because I'm going to play a little bit of Persona before I go back to be.d

Sounds like fun.
I should get to playing all kinds of games, but instead I'm just going to wait for my bedclothes to dry and go to sleep.

>>153583
good I can go to sleep and wake up early

>>153587
>bedclothes
Do you wear pyjamas?

>>153589
I mean sheets and pillowcases and blankets.
Once they're done I'll throw my robe and towels in the wash and lay down most likely.

>>153590
I should probably wash my blanket again soon
Because there's nothing better than fresh sheets

>>153591
Especially when it's been so long and your dog likes to sleep in your bed, too.
And it's been really warm when I wake up... I think they turn the AC off when they leave...

>>153592
My dog sleeps in my bed every night so he's probably gotten dog smell all over it.
He also tore one of the sheets in half.
Why don't you just tell them to leave the ac on and that you'll turn it off after waking up?

>>153593
Because I'd have to interact with them first off, and second, I'd have to remember to turn it off when I'm already almost late every day.

>>153594
fair reasoning

>>153596
What?

out of milk

At least you didn't drink expired milk again.

where or where did my android friend go

I'll check on the version of mine tomorrow.

>>153601
Right here oh shit
My memory is not so great...

>>153601
And now for the bad news...
I must've tossed or lost it...

>>153604
rip in peace android phone
ah well
time to make a kickstarter i guess

>>153605
Well, I DO have a "slightly" more functional phone...
I'm just gonna have to look up what version of Android it'll support.

oh neato
what model?

>>153607
LG LS670
So... LG Optimus S?
Or: Tiny piece of shit that you'll have to root, install a custom recovery on, and flash a more modern ROM, and hope it works.
Or I can do that part.

https://forums.androidcentral.com/lg-optimus-s-archived-roms-hacks/155015-wip-rom-cyanogenmod-9-lg-optimus-s-yes-its-ics.html
sounds like it can be done
but might be very difficult and broken

>>153609
>Archived
I think in the info thread they have in the main section of the forum there are more complete ports up to Jellybean?
So it'll definitely work.
And this one should be in "better" shape than the other.

oh man i could buy an HTC Evo Shift 4G for 30 bucks used
including a ~hardware keyboard~

>>153612
That might come in handy but also kinda get in the way of...
Wait, what are you planning on developing?

>>153613
i will explore the possibility of a /moe/ app
hmm this is 2.2 grr

>>153614
Hardware keyboard will be problematic as the main issue with /moe/ is soft keyboards fucking us around.
Also, this offer is FREE AS FUCK

well yeah i'd test soft keyboards primarily
>>153615
pogchamp
well if it can be done it'd be a good test bed

>>153616
You know how to email me but do doubt my ability to wake up and get to the post office.
Unless they're open on Saturday mornings...

>>153614
Do people have trouble using /moe/ on mobile in a normal browser?

>>153618
lots of people do ye
really maybe if i had an android phone i could just make it work better in the browser...
who knows

>>153617
um what's your email haha
or hey wink at me
so i can tell who you are, the anon veil is too much for me

>>153620
Just do what I do when I want to snoop on people.
And know that we'll hack your implementation to shit to fit our needs later.
When we find an Android developer.

uh oh now i'm scared
i might need to wipe this phone cleanzos

Nah, this phone was my dad's.
And then I never used it because it was a piece of shit for my purposes.

Soon...

>>153625
soon?

Soon™

My desk arrives tomorrow and I can set up my computer

>>153628
>not using some clusterfuck of a table and entertainment center for your computer
Step it up.

battlestation deploy
sets laptop on cardboard box the internet modem came in

we just moved okay

I ordered two desks actually
I plan to form an L

>>153630
I get exactly one room, so I figure to make the most of the space, I'll just combine literally everything.
And if I have guests, I can pull the table away.
Actually.

>>153632
big desk o errything sounds good
>>153631
this sounds luxurious af

I wish I still had the picture of myo old battle station
It was two giant Rubbermaid tubs with a monitor on top and a laptop connected to it next to my mattress in the floor
And the lap top was sitting on a box behind the monitor

Best decision of my life.^{[citation needed]}

>floor sitting
What are you done kind of ip

I like being able to sit back in a chair.

>>153636
I actually have a dome chair, but back when my computer was on something more like a makeup desk my mother insisted on keeping (in my room), I didn't have room for a bed and chair, so I sat on the mat I slept on.
Good times...

>>153637
The only thing missing is a way to put my feet up, but I can just lay in bed instead.

Nip*

I like being able to bully rika with a keyboard instead of phone touchscreen

It's hard to type on a touchscreen.
I can type pretty fast on one but it's way slower than a keyboard.

I'd say swype is way better but holy shit some of those word suggestions.

I forgot I had this.
This is what we do in our spare time at work.

Is that a gundammu?

>>153644
It's a mech made of scrap wax patterns.
During injection times.

>>153645
mecha*

>>153646

>>153643
what's its name?
Is that stuff on its back meant to be wings?
I like it

>>153648
It has no name.

>>153649
Are those tube things on its back funnerus?
>funnels to covera wide area and prevent flanking attacks
>quad legs for stability
>big fuck off cannon in the center
>sword for honourable close combat
>knee pads for protecting the legs
>advanced computer and radar head
You've done it, a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>153650
I think our first was better until it literally fell apart.

>>153652
It's okay, the hero loses his first mecha and then gets the midseason upgrade.

But more importantly, what would you paint it?

>>153654
>paint it
I wouldn't.

We actually gave it to a co-worker to give to someone out in California as a gift.

>>153655
Next time you guys do a secret santa you should all make little sculptures like this.

>>153656
what

>>153657
WHAT

>>153659

ok getting out of town

>>153661
Another example of jews fleeing persecution.
When will this cruelty end?

>>153660

>>153663
This one's good

>>153664

>>153665
I don't think I'd seen this one

>>153666
Really?
That one was fun.
Almost as fun as this one.

>>153667

>>153668
Mine looks better.

>>153669
yeah it does

I should put my typesetting lack of skills to the test.

look at this freak of nature
wtf
how does anyone end up looking like that

Y'all sure are dead this morning

I've got a bad headache

why?

I've got a

>>153679
banana

>>153678
I dunno
Because I was born to suffer

shit this boy has a banana
slice it up and share it with us

>>153680
I guess we can blame it on the misfortune of your birth

>>153682
yeah basc thanks char

>>153683
you're welcome fam

Feels like it might develop into a migraine

>>153685
yo chronic migraine sufferer here
if you're in the aura phase drink a buttload of water and any CNS depressant you've got (valerian root)
if it's already in migraine mode it's too late and the only thing left to abort it is vasoconstriction and adrenaline so get your stims pumpin and drop some caffeine on top

I got a bad lot of pasta

>>153687
what does this mean

Remove bad

kirara said you had a banana
is it a banana pasta or was he lying
or are you lying
i don't know who i can trust anymore

I actually have four bananas
But I'm not eating those
I'm makin pasta

>>153686
g onna drink three gallo of water

why not slice the bananas and put them in the pasta i know you have the ability

>>153692
that's too many water just a quart should do
sugar helps too
it's literally the only time i eat really sugary things
when i get a migraine i go to the convenient store and buy banana cake and a strawberry cheesecake and a big vanilla fountain drink and just chug all three down instantly
but once i got benzos i didn't need to do that anymore because benzos are the best

good thing i have lots of sweets

>>153693
I need to be responsible with this power
I can't just go slicing up nanas all willy nilly like that someone will get hurt

>>153696
who will get hurt

>>153696
well i'm gonna get hurt if you never use my gift

I did use it I posted pics and everythieverything you were there

i need to show you guys something really important

>>153697
Probably kirara

>>153700
Well don't do it now i ToN will see

no im doing it

>>153699
i mean look at that face, ton's asking for his banana to get sliced right now you can see it in his eyes
and you're not even gonna help him with it

its too important to waste

Gyroooooooo

>>153708
hey, how are you feeling?

DON'T

>>153709
I'm home from work, so
Not too bad
But I'm home because I was too bad

>>153708
oh no his shirt's about to fall down

>>153710
oh no
>>153711
oh no
>>153713
oh no
>>153712
oh that's good to hear
would have been an awful day at work

It's not a place I enjoy being at
I can handle it sorta, but not today

choose your fighter

>>153716
Top right seems like a solid choice
Might be a bit slow, but the dmg should make up for it

>>153716
B for sure
top right
>>153715
yeah i'm feelin it too i think i might take today off
i'm fuckin not havin it

>>153716
Bottom left
Berserkah

an anime where causality runs backwards and ideas are precipitates of a process instead of constructed from elements
animated by trigger

Youjo Senki is a criticism of capitalism, featuring a nazi loli fighting in World War 1 on the Axis side

Youtube is a magical place where you can review stuff without knowing anything about any of the things you talk about

an anime where LEARNED HABITS are personified as cute schoolgirls and systematically eradicated

was goin through my screenshots and found this

pain-chan best gril

an anime about bananas

>>153725
there was that bananya or whatever show

>>153720
anti climaxxu

i have a bunch of screenshots of weird ass text messages

I just cleared out my temp and screenshot folders so I have nothing to post
I must acquire new content

>>153723
No joke though the lime and cucumber gatorade is really fuckin good

>>153726
>>>/watch?v=nXIFZJgB1nc
what a fucking morning to have a hangover this is amazing
>>153732
the white cherry one is alright
gatorade's got them beat though dude
>>153734
it's the white one

The best powerade actually is the white one though, no lie

Blue is fine too

I don't think I've had the white one

I've never even seen white cherry powerade

We probably don't import all the flavors

>>153730
gatorade sucks dude

I don't feel strongly enough about power/gatorade to really respond to that
The lime and cucumber is good, that's all there is to say

No I don't think the white one is cherry, though
It's just... I don't know what it is, but shouldn't there be a "CHERRY" in bold font on it if it's cherry?
Seems like the kind of thing you'd market with

yeah the white powerade is the best no joke

>>153735
you i dunno if they're still doing it but they had the G1 and G2 and G3 that was supposed to be pre/during/post workout
i don't remember which one it was, probably the g3, but that shit was really good dude

i dont like any gatorade
too many bad associations

We don't have gatorade though, not that I've seen
Maybe powerade is gatorade?

>>153740
you woulda liked that one i guarantee it

>>153741
no it's not are you fuckin stoopid

>>153740
Is this one of those popcorn things?

Imats probably just has something against alligators, being a Floridan

Makes sense to me

>>153744
yeah

Maybe a gator stole his lunch money
>>153747
Souka

an anime about florida

>>153751
A bullet will cure cancer, too, technically

Kill, rather
Cure might be a stretch

yo is it okay to clonidine with alcohol
or is that gonna be a bad thing

>>153756
thiccboi

>>153755
i think that's one of those "maybe you'll die" combos

oh good that's my faovirte
i'll be phone posting from the bathtub

Haven't had one pod those in a while actually

why do i screenshot all this shit

>>153762
>no matter how many times
That just ain't true

>>153762
this one is my favorite

>>153765
same
its really bad

>>153762
Some Katawa Shoujo fans are gonna be mad
Real mad

>patient displaying amputee behavior
>six weeks of behavioral conditions hasn't fixed this
>linked him to an image about the body growing back and he seemed optimistic

>>153769
yo that girl at dominos near you got really mad at me for trying to order a thin-crust with no sauce or cheese but anchovies as the only topping

>>153770
haha really?

yeah like she was really upset
it was actually half anchovies
i only wanted it on half
the other half only had hot sauce

>>153769
>dairy free cheese
I'm not gonna tell someone how to live their life, but don't lie to people like this
If it ain't dairy, it ain't cheese

>>153769
This is threatening to ruin my pasta

The one in the bottom right actually looks edible though
I'd try it

when i was in high school, this girl i knew posted on facebook that she was going to start a no-salt diet to try to be more healthy
i had to intervene and be like yo, no

What the fuck is on the bottom left?
Apple slices?

>>153777
I think those are pear?

here's a screenshot that shows the duality of man

>>153778
Maybe
Or avocado

>>153779
>cum first autocorrect result
Kirara you slut

>>153780
It's probably avocado
That's why this poor person has to eat hypervegan food, they can't afford real food

>>153781
the middle one is the first one actually

>>153783
yeah this

I'm going to make you can
#empowering

>>153762
I am made of nanomachines

>>153784
Yeah I bet you love canned goods

>>153787
>flowers and cards
I am so confused

relationship goals: getting divorced

>>153787
i get the meme but i think this is actually pretty good
growing up in a divorced home, the fuckin fighting is traumatizing
it's good to have an environment where the kids feel warm and not like they're divided in half

Yeah he seems like a good dude
You don't gotta hate your ex

yeah he's probably a good dude

>>153789
>>153788
I understand being on good terms but the flowers seem a bit much because that's usually the sort of thing you give to someone you're still in love with

>>153790
To watch poorly animated 2.5D grils dance to j-pop

>>153791
that depends on the flowers
i get flowers for my friends on their birthday a lot of times
or for family

>>153793
Fuck it was so easy this whole time

>>153794
>flowers for my friends on their birthday
Is that normal?

>>153793
all the social benefits of cancer with none of the bad parts of cancer

>>153796
it's not abnormal
some people like flowers
the kind of people i'm around tend to like flowers

if i know that a friend likes a particular flower, i try to remember that and get them some for a special occasion

>>153795
now you know the secret

I think you should be able to give flowers to your ex wife on her birthday without getting weird looks

I guess I'm just a weirdo who thought flowers were more intimate than they really are

>>153800

>>153798
it's too hot to be a bitch in the middle of the day, mom

>>153802
Oh that reminds me
A Swede is following me on the twitter and I didn't realize before now
Some of my tweets are not very pro-sweden

>>153801
i mean you don't buy a friend a dozen red roses
but bringing them some lilacs or something that they particularly like is kind of a nice way to cheer a friend up or make them feel appreciated

>>153804
self-hating swedes

I think he's a maga person
So he probably isn't very pro-sweden either

>>153806
If you stuck my dog on a train he'd have a nervous breakdown

>>153806

Do bears romp??

the best part of a hangover is that window where the headache is just sharp enough that your nerves are all raw and you just can't do anything but stare at still images for like an hour with an intense passion

I dunno how to word a message to my doc about being home today, so I guess I'll just not

>>153811
why does that beears head look photoshopped?

oh shit i forgot to show you this one kirara

>>153814
mothrrfucker

>>>/watch?v=hH-248MShZQ

it's such a buggy gif too
they made it do the animation once then it goes back and is still for like a minute
it's so fucked up
even ignoring the awful animation, how do you fuck up this bad

>>153816
this reminds me
i kept calling cops pigs on the road trip and every single time, tilde would look for a real pig

hahaha was he being ironically ignorant

tilde a cute

>>153819
no haha it was great

holy shit sasuga tilde
he's like a real life cartoon

>Reality Winner is a real name
My world is opened

>>153823
>>153823
>>153823

they must have named her ironically because she was a real loser though

I know nothing about the case, but I just assume she's a good person because she leaked something related to the NSA

>>153825
No she's not she's a winner it's right there in the name

the shakes feel so good christ
this is the kind of stuff people are supposed to hate but i drink just for this moment holy shit i'm so fucked up

>>153826
she was literally stupid enough to print a document from a secure computer (top secret document) and leave the building with it
it was impossible to get away with it
and the document she stole was basically worthless

>>153829
What'd it say?

>>153830
that russians did a cyberattack on us around election time

>>153830
it said your gay

That's it?
But we knew that, that's not even secret

That's like
Public record

that's it
and now she's going to jail probably forever

Actually who is "us"?
The government itself?

>>153835
against a business that sells voter-registration software and also they stole info from like 100 officials seeking local elections

>>153834
how can you be this dumb

>>153836
That's pretty big, but not really something the public, youknow, needs to know

cyberattack is a poorly defined term at the moment
the goverment dealing with cyber warfare is like grandpa trying to sound hip and cool
it's so fucked up

>>153838
it's pretty much worthless
and she logged into a computer using her own login and printed it out and then scanned it at home and electronically transmitted it to a news organization using her own email

>>153840
I bet she didn't even use a proxy
>using her own email
wow

>>153839
If I ddos a russian election site can I claim that New Zealand hacked the russian election?
Is that a cyberattack?

>>153840
I think the main national security issue here is that someone this retarded got their hands on the clearance necessary for this to begin with

the reality here is that she's not a winner

>>153842
It sounds to me that she probably had a low-level clearance (confidential) which is easy to get
but the NSA didn't properly restrict access

Like at least use tor, holy shit

>>153841
forcefully trending information to undo voter suppression tactics from the DNC would qualify as a cyberattack and election interference by current standards

So a thunderclap is a cyberattack?

>>153847
no because that's open and protected expression
it's more like exploiting algorithms in aggregate data to artificially bring a concept into trending status

i can't hit done oh no what's gone on i can't close my post help
am i disconnected? the done button is greyed out and i can't close it WHAT i guess i'll just reload the page

>The Intercept said the N.S.A. report had been submitted anonymously. But shortly after its article was published, the Justice Department said that the F.B.I. had arrested Ms. Winner at her house in Augusta, Ga., on Saturday. It also said she had confessed to an agent that she had printed out a May 5 intelligence file and mailed it to an online news outlet.

>>153849
>confessing
Why would you do that

she is so fuckin dumb man

>I invoke the 5th
Literally that easy

Why the fuck would you confess to anything in the US?
I wouldn't confess to FOLLOWING the law in the US, much less breaking it

I am shutting my lips until I have a lawyer


Actually what do they do if you don't respond at all while your rights are being read?
Like "Do you understand your rights?" you just don't even look at them or anything
Do they have to let you go?
Is this a cheat code?

maybe she wants to get internet famous in exchange for living her entire life in prison

>>153854
She'll be forgotten in about a weeklol

she'll be remembered for a while but mostly because of her name

yeah

the thing she leaked is something nobody cared about

even mensch didn't talk about it

I only know because I saw a meme about Reality Winner, and I thought it was from some sort of political fiction taking the piss out of the current US political reality
I didn't think for even a second that it was a real person until later when PJW linked something and I was like "What the fuck"

>>153852
by invoking the fifth you waive the benefits of a guilty plea
but i guess there are none in this scenario

Can't you plead guilty later, after talking to a lawyer?

>>153861
uh if you're not already in court then pleading the fifth isn't even a thing
you just shut the fuck up and don't say anything, that's different than pleading the fifth in a hearing

I thought the fifth also included questioning by cops

your right is still covered in that situation yes
but that's different than pleading the fifth, that's an actual plea

I really like the idea of someone actually using twitter to report a crime
Screw just dialing 911, let me get my 4G up and running, open twitter, search up the local sherriff's office, follow them and send a DM, then wait for a reply

>>153866
holy ship

>>153867
>I am gonna get so many fucking retweets off of this crimescene

>>153866
but now you get two VERY cheesy bites
fair trade I say

the real crime is that that isn't even a burger
It's PRETENDING to be a burger

that's honestly a pathetic burger
Two buns and a fish with a slice of cheese isn't a real burger
No sauce or nothing

>>153873
Do it bitch shank me see if I care

nigger don't ever call a fish sandwich a burger again you get shanked for shit like that

The cheese is a side dish

nice

>>>/watch?v=zGl796352RI

>>153872
i'll slice your fuckin corpus collosum so you can never have an internal monologue again you piece of shit
if you're not going to think before you talk in the first place then you won't miss it

Hi

>>153876
Why I don't follow really large accounts
The fucking youtube video

>>153872
it looks like it's from mcdonalds so no surprise
they have to make the food as pathetic as their clientele

McDonald's is actually America's punishment for capitalism

what a horrible cross to bear

the invisible hand of the free market puts a gun to your head what do you do

rook do you get droog tested at work
wondering if i should get some goods to bring when i swing that way or if you wouldn't be participating

>>153880
our mcdonalds is actually pretty nice tbh

>>153883
>not a true perfectly competetive market doesn't count

>>153883
Well clearly I'm now incentivized to buy his bullets

Yeah McD is actually not that bad here either
But we have like
Regulations

They've got some pretty big burgers here. High quality stuff.

>>153887
yeah we have standards

>>153890
>$2
Here that gets you a small fries at best

supposedly it's better outside fo // of the states
I never try it when I'm outside of the country though
>>153884
we have random tests but they're just mouth swabs, you pretty much have to get high right before work for them to detect anything
I smoke pretty regularly with no trouble from work
>>153883
pull the trigger

That said, I don't ever buy anything other than the $2 burgers they have
They're like these small, maybe 90g burgers

They're real good
>>153888
WHAT?
You get a burger here
A little bit more and you get TWO burgers between the buns
With a pickle, some cheese and ketchup (this is for both variants)

I thought $2 would get you like a big mac in the US if it gets us a burg

yeah foreign mcd's are great
inside the states, if you go to the affluent areas they're really good too because a lot of reasons
everyone's rich and rich people complain about shit a lot more, so standards are a bit higher and also rich people don't all go cram into a mcdonalds so they're never as rushed to make your food as they are in the ghetto
so they don't fuck everything up as much
>>153889
oh okay

we don't really have a lot of people complain about service places here
Cause if you're worth complaining about to begin with, the government will make your life hell

>>153890
there's a dollar menu here for a few things
I think you can get a double for just a dollar but I'm not sure
I think it's been over a decade since I went to mcdonald's

>>153893
the doubles are 2 for 3 or 3 for 5 or whatever it is
dollar menu is like single cheese, chicken sandwich, and some other shit
for some reason a filet o fish is like five bucks for one

>followed by someone with 13 followers that is following 354 people
you poor soul

>>153895
I hate this
I get all excited and it's some nobody and I'm not even on a short list of followed accounts

one day you'll be twitter famous

>>153895
i got followed by a news outlet with like 150k followers the other day
i don't know why i still haven't made any tweets

That's the deream
dream

I'm gonna get twitter famous and set up a patreon
Get paid to shitpost

I know it works because more than one of the commies I follow do this

im gonna wait until i've got at least a thousand followers then i'm gonna post a leak

Post a leek instead

no it's a leak from inside the nsa
it's a video of someone taking a leak inside the NSA bathrooms

leak information TO the nsa they'll pay you for it

I always wonder about these weird things
Nigel Farage is like a well known name right, but his parents named him Nigel
And when they were mad at him they shouted NIGEL
And it's such a weird fucking name

Who names their kid Nigel?

British parents would definitely do that

the thornberries

Brits are a strange people

>>153907
>>>/watch?v=6bws_eVfFoU
rare footage of fish's dad

>>153909
Who's that pokeman

Aren't manatees the animal that were mistaken for mermaids?

Are manatees dugongs?

>>153911
i
what
do you not see what i just posted

>>153909
fish's dad actually called me the other day
do you know what he said

>>153914
let me guess hold up
don't reveal it i like these games

ok i'm counting on you

where'd he call from

california

palo alto

he called you to tell you he bought a fishing boat

nope

It was a prank call

>>153921
dang that was a pretty good guess
too much purpose, huh

i guess he called you to say something really trivial like ask what brand of ties you wear

i don't think it was trivial

oh ok
he called and i picked up it was like in the 30 minutes in between my two monday/wednesday classes and he's like
>i know what you're thinking
>huh
>you're thinking, how did i know you were out of class right now?
>that's not what i was-
>well my daughter told me!
>ok
>have you put any thought into marrying my daughter yet?
>no

done guessing btw go ahead and reveal

>>153924
this girl has weird pointy boobs

I had the sudden urge to punch someone as soon as I read "I know what you're thinking"

>>153924
it's nice that he likes you
my ex's dad couldn't give a shit less he didn't like me or anyone
thai people from that generation are weird

they were super-rich in thailand, like they would have had an estate and servants
and he brought his whole family over to the US and he and his wife both had to work in a factory at pretty low wages
he did it just so he could brag to his friends in thailand that he moved to the UNITED STATES which means he's super cool

he wants me to marry her so i can manage their family's finances after he dies because he doesn't trust fish or fishmom to be competent enough with money to do it lol
>>153930
he also says that yeah

It's clearly a MAN's job

>So how about marriage huh?
>Please respond

>>153929
it's not a bad idea, i can understand that
sounds like a chore too
does he have a lot of investments that he wants you to manage or is it just a matter of not squandering things

>>153932
both
he's an ex-oil baron and does nothing but investments now
he could hire someone to manage the finances after he dies but he says he only trusts family to watch out for family

How rich is he

>>153933
investnig // investing is pretty interesting. a few of my clients are investment firms that do webinars for they VIP investors
it's a cushy gig for me to do the transcripts because they order everything rush and i get to access all this stuff that's for their big investors
but investing at the 50+ million level is way different than investing a couple million
i wish i could do that kind of stuff though
you know how much i love information

>>153934
idk his net worth or anything but he's like SUPER rich
he got invited to go golfing at mar-a-lago even though he's black

>>153935
Yeah, it is really interesting
A lot of it goes way over my head, though haha

Does he do capital investments in startups or is it all stocks and bonds type of stuff/REITS and TIPS

i had an appointment in palo alto to talk to people about investing in my business but it got cleared out because important people have busy schedules
you should put in a word for me i've got my presentation almost ready and everything

I think he does a bit of it all, I know he's invested in startups and stuff before at least
If you want to send me something to send his way I'll do that for you

that would be pretty awesome yeah
this move is kind of screwing up my fiscal quarter plans though so maybe the winter quarter
i wanted to be underway this spring quarter but man, sudden notice that i have to move is a big setback. that's a lot of money and time wasted on residency logistics
i would just live in an office and live my work if i could
i'm not about this home life stuff

Well whenever you're ready I can send some stuff to him
I'll try to find out how often he invests in stuff like startups in the meantime

some guy i follow on twitter has been FREAKING out about soy for the last week
he keeps quoting liberals and stuff and being like TOO MUCH SOY

ideally i'd like to have a proof of concept first, just because i'm kind of anal about business things
like an actually delivered product as a proof of concept, but what i have in mind is also a huge potential earner
so i dunno, maybe just a logistics blueprint could suffice for proof of concept

>>153941
Cause it makes you a woman?

>>153943
turns you into a bitch apparently

Yeah it's got some kinda estrogen thing
So if you chug it forever like water, you might grow boobs

lol
there was a short-lived scare about lavender giving people tits once

I don't really DOUBT it will give you boobage, but I doubt it will in the amounts any reasonable human being consumes it

it increases prolactin production or something

>>153949
apparently men were afraid of growing breasts

>>153947
from using it in soaps and stuff

>>153946
why would that be a scare

>>153944
oh is this the fuckin soy estrogen shit
ITS PHYTOESTROGEN
THAT ISNT MAMMALIAN ESTROGEN
FUCK
ITS DIETARY ESTROGEN IT ISNT AN ACTIVE HORMONE
it can help with prostate issues though

>in soap
Yeah OK well that I doubt

growing breasts would be taihen

>>153951
yeah it was all bullshit

>>153942
Well I've got your back whenever you're good to go

>>153948
shit dude, why?
do you think i'm drinkin all this milk because i don't want breasts

damn people sure are being a bitch when it comes to their fears about becoming a bitch

how can they even call themselves men if they don't want to make people their bitch while being the bitch

any man that's afraid of boobs is a bitch, just sayin
quit bein a bitch and embrace your boobs

Toot toot

The Supreme Court is due to decide whether or not police agencies can track suspects using cellphone data today.

i always thought it was kind of strange that the image of being courageous, brave, and macho was to be afraid of your feminine side
like how big of a pussy do you have to be to be afraid of yourself
the fuck generation X

>>153959
I thought they already could

>>153961
No, police agencies have to get the FBI to do it for them.
The FBI rarely agrees to it.

>>153960
I fucking know, right?
Gender roles are fucking retarded
Gender is retarded

watch anime and become as gods

I did an infodump about Qatar on facebook to enlighten all those normies and I made a prediction that oil prices would go up but they went down
So I made a follow-up post saying that I was mistaken and the price of oil went down

And someone did one of those like things that are like a face, idk what they're actually called, but it was like, a laughing face or something
Laughing at me for admitting a mistake? facebook is retarded, those things don't get anything across

Make anime and become a true god

>>153962
like, look at doctor girlfriend
he's totally in touch with his feminine side but he's still pretty dang macho
i like that kind of shit
i wish i didn't grow up in such a fucked up family i'd probably be more well-adjusted with my things

>>153959
what does "track" entail in this legal context

>>153964
an emoji?

>>153967
yeah, but one of the programmed in ones, like a like button replacement one

>>153966
Track meaning using aggregate data from cellphone towers and stuff to follow them

Yeah, I don't really understand the gender thing

my MMPI-2 score said i was basically as manly as you can be, i was one point from maxing out my masculinity index
But I think I'm pretty fuckin feminine

>>153968
Oh
The like alternative

>>153968
>uguu i need a big strong man to move these bookshelves for me
i'm pretty feminine but sadly i think i'm the bitchy kind of feminine
i think i became a workaholic because everything else is too complicated and it's easier to ignore life and focus on information

>>153970
i'm really bad at telling the difference between masculine and feminine

probably because 95% of the people in my life have always been women
women can be way more manly than men though

>>153972
i kind of draw back to our hierarchical discussion before and think it's kind of a serious // series of layers
like, i'll speak kind of openly about this i guess, i consider myself very tomboy-ish
i think that encapsulates my personality more than saying that i'm masculine or feminine
i'm like the masculine flavor of femininity
there's a different base or origin from which you draw meaning from those two words
like a domain and a range, not just a line spectrum

I see what you mean
I think it's way more complicated than a spectrum too
I sort of think of it like multiple qualities on a spectrum that come together to make gender
kind of like how color is considered to be like, hue, saturation, and brightness and stuff

I don't understand genders at all anymore, really

>>153974
speaking of color, white isn't a color!

did she admit she was being retarded on purpose i know there's no way that was unintentional

no, she changed the subject and shifted the conversation onto someone else

There are two genders sweetie

You can represent color with just an RGB value though

>>153977
i told her that she's gotta up her game
i know she can she's just being lazy
i gotta keep my friends in check you know, be a responsible friend

anyway, you might have noticed a thing and i'm thinking about trying to get a legal name change under the concept that my original name was anglicized too much and i want the old one back
but i'm not sure legal name changes are worth the hassle

I found out today that my family has its own shield
It's pretty sick it has a sword on it

>>153981
sorry to hear that, i hope it gets better soon

>>153982
I'm afraid it's terminal. That stab wound went pretty deep.

flora

>detour

>>153980
Name changes are pretty expensive, aren't they?

finally got around to trying out WebAssembly

i'm calling Rust from JS and JS from Rust, awesome!

>>153986
yeah, and complicated...
i would also like to be able to distance myself from my family and not be searchable by them though so it might be worth it

Why isn't there a good emoji thing for chrome?
Every emoji addon thing just makes a button in the top right that you have to click
Gimme like a hotkey I can press and a list of emoji pops up under the input field

>>153989
make one
become poplar

Not that I'd actually USE them that often
But still
>>153990
I don't know how to

JOEY
GIMME A HOTKEY

>>153988
hmm that does sound worth

>>153991
learn how
it's probably not hard

on macs it's control command space for emoji palette

>>153992
wouldn't you like to be your own new person?
i feel like my name is a really long vestigial tail that i can't rid myself of and it's unsightly and is luggage i dont need
i'm not those people
i'm me
and i'm a pretty fuckin good me, too
i'd like to start my own legacy, not continue their shitty one

>>153995
I wouldn't personally like to do that since I've got so much riding on who I am now but I definitely see the appeal of doing it
Starting your own legacy sounds nice

WHAT THE FUCK
Is the password requirements for discord

I'm changing my name to a cryptographically secure pseudo random number generator

How am I supposed to remember my password when it's not consistent what the rules are

>>153996
that's why i feel urgency with it
if i'm gonna do this business thing that i've been planning, i'm completely self-made
i don't want to enter into making this when i'm someone i dont want to be
i'd like to become me and then start my legacy
i don't want this other name to get any credit for what i'm about to do

>>153997
i don't think there are any

other than like 6+ chararacters

>>>/watch?v=cqlNp8em3WM

>>153999
make an app that shows password requirements for each website next to where you type in your password
because if it says MUST INCLUDE CAPITAL, LOWER CASE, 1 NUMBER, 1 SYMBOL. YOU HAVE THREE TRIES
then i'm not going to waste three tries trying one // several of my passwords that don't meet that criteria
i bet it would be a hit among vivaldi users

>>154000
that's a really cool idea

>>154005
having a two-year psychotic break was really therapeutic to me in a way
i'm glad i didn't get medicated for it
i came out of it with a lot more clarity than i ever could have expected, for as much trouble as it was

>>154006
>>>154005 (You)
having a two-year psychotic break was really therapeutic to me in a way
wow thanks /moe/

>>>154005 (You)
having a two-year psychotic break was really therapeutic to me in a way
i fuckin swear

>having a two-year psychotic break was really therapeutic to me in a way
this is such an interesting statement

is there a specific name for the clumsy flavor of moe

I don't think so but I don't know shit

dojikko
>>154007
dojikko-moe~

I'm not clumsy!

I bet if you gave Kirara your heart he'd drop it

If someone gives you their heart, you have to devour it to strengthen your own heart.

Reject all hearts to keep yours pure

purity is a WEAKNESS

>>154013
>not tainting it and handing it back
>not running a heart botnet

you will have a weak heart forever if this is how you handle it

i'm not really a fan of the fiscal quarter system
it's so slow and lethargic
i want bi-weekly communications interfacing

>>154015
Rook will remember this post

>>154019
shit i forgot my actions have REAL consequences in this game

>>154019
pfefferidge farm remembers

It's the trap we all stumble into eventually
>>154021
Same

ill just have to change my future answers to match that one it'll work out

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dojikko#/media/File:Dojikko.png
thanks wikipedia i'm glad you have this

>>154024
what the fuck

>>154025
It's a dojikko carrying a plate, in case you didn't see the description.
Depiction of a Dojikko (a clumsy girl, that doesn't miss a chance to make a mistake).

what about the octopus

i think this is a better picture than the original

something is wrong with that art

there we go
if that's not a quality tweet, i dont know what is

I've had enough of you /moe/
Goodnight

>>154031
pretty good

>>154032
good night, how was your pasta

>>154032
Night

>>154034
how the frick is he gonna answer you if he's sleep

is it an issue

>>154036
with dream telepathy

>>154037
yeah it fuckin IS

i wish i was sniper wolf
i wonder if sniper wolf wishes she was sniper wolf

Was without power there for a short bit

what exactly are "impressions" on twitter
i posted something and it had 28 impressions within five second of my tweet
i don't think that's realistic at all

Any and all interaction, including people seeing the tweet at all

how do i have any impressions at all when i have one follower
let alone now 32

He refreshed the tweet 32 times <3

>>154045
i retweeted it

>>154047
not that one
that one somehow has even fewer impressions
i literally tweeted something and clicked the analytic button as soon as i tweeted and it had 11. i refreshed and it had 28
no engagements, but like 50-ish impressions now
i don't know what the heck is goin on to be honest, and i'm inclined to believe impressions aren't actually someone seeing the tweet
i would imagine impressions being how many weighted factors your post is connected to

wow that's depressing

I haven't eaten anything today
Should probably get some food

this is an old pic but i had it up and never showed it before
it's fbi hq in denver

yo i recognize that goofy ass coat
nigga you need to let me help you accessorize

i can't wear that coat anymore anyway it tore
shoganai
i have a bunch of REALLY nice coats that are like super expensive but i'm afraid to wear them because they were my grandfather's

>>154053
look, your mom didnt teach you right so it's okay
next time we try the vegas trip i'ma take you to H&M and i'ma set you straight okay
leave it to the gay guys to set you straight cuz you aint gonna do it yourself
you gotta impress fishdad and fashion is important in the business world
let me help you help yourself

>>154051
Oh shit is that Neil DeGrasse Tyson?

>>154055
hahaha

>>154051
guy on the far right is xboxhueg

>>154057
yeah that's my professor he's fucking giant

>>154054
i will leave it in your hands

>>154058
when moon mentioned the coat I thought he was talking about your professor and I was like wtf

yeah that's me i'm a fuckin giant dude

no i'm the dude in the middle

You look weird
there is a hole in your face

>>154059
actually i guess it's kind of bad in the Jewish community to overdress, isn't it
hmm
have fish take your measurements i'll handmake you some goods

I already have all my measurements

>>154061
nice haircut

>>154065
thanks

>>154064
please
how old are they?
i expect you've gained about six pounds in the last six months or so
you gotta retake that
>>154069
nigga you can lie to yourself all you want but you're living with a girl now
your intake of ice cream and foods you normally wouldn't eat is like quadrupled

>>154067
They're from a year ago, but I haven't gained any weight.
I've lost two pounds since then.

i don't gain weight

no like i literally can't gain weight
i only lose weight
i have been trying to gain weight for like 10 years
the only thing living with fish has done is stabilize my weight

Eat more

>>154071
i can't

>>154071
spoken like someone who knows NOT A GODDAMN THING
thin people have high metabolism and foods don't do what they need to do to put weight on. you just poop out more nutrients than normal
the answer is whole milk
it's easily digestible and very quick, so even with a high metabolism you'll build up quickly

when did i start my milk binge? i think it was september. my goal was to gain 17 pounds
i achieved that three weeks ago, so about eight months for 17 pounds
i actually overshot it a little bit but i was able to remedy that quickly

now, i know your little body won't be able to handle a gallon of whole milk, so you should try like a quart
ask fish to add some chocolate syrup to it and mention how much you love chocolate, she'll appreciate that

>>154072
drink more whole milk like moon said

>Erdogan wants to remove foreign loan words from turkey, like word "arena"

I'm fine with my body

>>154075
The priorities

>>154076
>shit nobody says

I'm pretty happy with my body in terms of appearance
I'd like it to work better obviously but it looks decent

Look if you want me to take the subversive route and start talking to rika about what she should tell fish then i can do that
but you're a reasonable person
you just said a moment ago that it's in my hands
i think you need a few pounds at least. not a ton, but like if you gained 10 pounds and then worked off five, your physique would be a lot better
if you gained five it'd be okay, but i think you should gain some extra so you can really put some extra into that runner's build and not be a skeltin

I should get back in shape

>>154078
Nah mine's fine

>>154080
So you want me to drink a quart of milk a day?

you say that like it's strange

It's a little strange
But it doesn't hurt to try it

>>154085
you know, i hated milk until i started this
i'm doin a gallon, so a quart ain't much. that's four small cups a day. and i know realistically people dont use eight ounce cups. stims make you thirsty, just pour 12 ounces once in the morning, when you get home, and before you go to sleep. you'll sleep a lot better too because of the htp
you've been talking about how you'd like to sleep better

if it's available, try to grab no-homo milk. the proteins are less pulverized and the taste is a lot richer, plus there's cream on top which is a treat imo
make sure fish sees that it's no homo milk too to dispel any concerns that she might have about you
even if it's a lie, happy waifu happy laifu

So much milk

>check out twitter on my phone
>enlarge a picture of a girl
>fish sees it over my shoulder and asks why the girl has push-pins in her cheeks
>they're just cheek piercings
pfft

>>154086
hmm
Okay, I guess I can pick some up at the shop after classes.

THat would be quite HC piercing

/moe/

>>154088
maybe in the future you won't have to buy any and you can just drink fishmilk

>>154091
Ridiculous! Fish don't produce milk!

>>154092
I look forward to seeing your empirical evidence to support this hypothesis.

I'm not sure how to set up an experiment for this one.

>>154094
i was going to continue this and say that maybe i could consult R-K to help form a hypothesis
but i was struck by the imagery of an oldschool psychologist like jung or freud actually setting up a proper experiment of sucking on women's nipples and diligently writing down whether milk was present and the flavor/texture in a very scientific form
and that was more humorous to me

Seeing big time accounts like Woko Haram like my tweets is exciting
Sometimes people will throw in an RT a bit after pressing like, too, though I'm not exactly sure why they wait

>>154095
>Freud tastes the milk and then diagnoses someone with hysteria
>you need to get knocked up to anchor your womb so it doesn't float away

>>154096
yeah that's always nice

>>154097
>Flavor resembles my mom's milk
>you're hysterical, i'm going to have you admitted

would skinner say that milk production is a learned behavior

Yes

>>154099
i hope this week gave you some insight into why i have gripes with cbt

clearly milk is procued because the baby is crying
and milk silences it
so you learn to do it to silence the baby

>>154101
dd i tell you that i'm actually being trained in cbt this semester

>>154103
i'm not saying that it's not helpful
but it's very pedestrian
there are a lot of people that CBT can help, like run-of-the-mill alcoholics from generation X who drank to escape pain

but we're in a different landscape
and because i know you, i know that applied sciences aren't really your dream here
at that point you're filling a role that can already be done by many

Yeah. It's not really my thing.
CBT is really lazy and easy to do, though.
I don't really like it

But even better man
I get to learn psychodynamic therapy next semester lol

psychology has such a heavy lag period
it's unfortunate
like people with simple cases of "oh man everything is bad so i'm drinking a lot of alcohol. if i could just stop, things would improve in my life" then yeah, skinnerism can be helpful
but these kinds of people are so uninteresting that it's not even science

things like this are a case of resolving ignorance. you don't have to be a psychologist to do that.
when i talked down on psychology and CBT that one time, this is what i was talking about
it's a field ripe with questions and the pronounced answers are to the trivial questions
it's just such a waste. i don't think CBT is bad, but it's like
it's not doing anything in the field. it's just a status quo thing. so much more has been teased apart since then, but some people are simple enough that it still produces good effects with little effort

but today you're not going to have any real groundbreaking cases through CBT. it's only what's already established. i feel like it's a broad-spectrum thing that can benefit, but it's hardly a targeted treatment

Sam Harris has some interesting podcasts

>>154107
the top one is the mosti mportant

>>154106
I actually disagree with most theoretic bases behind therapies
I think that the therapist should be there to provide the person with tools to make the changes they need themselves and be able to support them in the use of those tools
But most therapies are like, "don't go into it thinking the psychologist is the expert" and then direct you to behave like you're the expert
It's all about saving people but I don't think psychologists have the power to save people, that's stupid. I think it's about enabling them to save themselves.

CBT is like a band-aid to me
it's like
>oh just change their underlying schemas
ok let's just go in and indiscriminately change the way someone views the world because it doesn't conform to my view of the world
they have trust problems because everyone betrayed them in the past? whatever, they don't need trust problems, their past experiences don't matter so let's just make them able to trust people again
it's like
we act like they don't deserve autonomy
they come to us to be "fixed" and we "fix" them but CBT looks like brainwashing to me

those experiences of being betrayed in the past are valuable experiences that make them who they are
they need to be able to come to terms with those experiences and make a decision as to how they want to act, i don't want to make the decision for them
it's ridiculous

>>154109
yo i'ma let you finish that post but i just wanna say you've come a long way
you've really evolved as a psychologist since your undergrad days
i'm happy to see that

I see CBT as a compromise. We're talking mostly about generation X, and people's motivations were more directed at functionality. a trade that lets them worry less and function more and support their family so they can raise a child for a future generation that they invest more emotion in than they do their own
it was really effective at that
that's why i called it a launching point for more developed concepts

i had a personal anecdote about something but i forgot what it was

i think i've learned a lot about myself and the world
i used to just think ideas were good because "smart" people had them but that's retarded
i didn't know anything four years ago
or even two years ago
in 4 years i'll probably think i didn't know anything right now lol

i really wanted to get into humanistic psychology but i couldn't get into the therapy training class for it
maybe another time i'll get in
i think self-exploration is the best way to change

but therapy also isn't something i want to do so i'm not that invested in it
when i think about practicing CBT, though, i have to question the morality of it and i think that if i have to question whether or not it's moral to treat someone, it's probably not a moral way to treat them
psychology has gotten obsessed with being like medicine but the body is physical and the mind is not so we can't just pretend like we can do them the same way

>>154112
>tfw you realise "smart" people are just ordinary falliable people and not oracles of science

>>154112
my biggest gripe with CBT was interference
so many of its applications view -- hold on i'm having a stroke brb
so many of its applications view everything as a source towards stagnation rather than a process.
history is important to understand with psychology.
the idea that someone havnig // having a nervous/mental breakdown then is way different
and that's the source of a lot of the data that supports hypotheses that we regard without question nowadays because they're cited

like i said in regards to my psychotic break
some things are a processs
process*
we can interrupt the process and take them a different route, but you have to understand that the 1900s were a paranoid era where we thought there was a central theme to conform to and people with contradictive views were locked up in an asylum
psychology during this era was mostly damage control, i feel

>>154114
I think psychology was mainly superstition back then
I think people are so terrified of the superstitious nature of psychology that we force ourselves away from anything that could be tainted by superstition
we refuse to consider so many things just because they might not be easy to prove
we don't like to think and we hate change
Psychology as an academic field is very toxic

>>154115
fuck I wish I still had that job selling raffletickets for the SES I'd make so much money

>>154116
i'm probably being self-conscious, but i'm glad you understand what i was talking about all those years ago when i was talking to thin air

>>154118
you're always so far in the future man

>>154119
when you're on the forefront, it's hard to tell the difference between insight and delusions of grandeur
i can't even tell most of the time

i definitely do have delusions but i try to filter them out over time

>>154120
>>154121
yeah i used to think you were kind of just crazy

i wouldn't say that's inaccurate

yeah but i'm kind of crazy now too so you seem more lucid to me

it's nice to be heard
i know i still have psychosis issues, but i try to make sure i have logical sound between my thoughts
it's a pleasure having you around to talk to in a way that nobody else would understand

Oh shit suicide squad is on netflixx
That movie must have tanked hard
That's a big budget movie not affiliated with netflix, showing up on netflix HERE

>>154128
ouch

>>154127
It's nice talking to you because it makes me think in a way that other people don't

I might finish that movie since it's so easy
I feel like watching it is more work than was put into it though

COWBOY BEBOP GETS LIVE ACTION REMAKE IN THE UNITED STATES
LOL

oh god the normiepocalypse is here

>>>/@DEADLINE/872091506378547200

>>154135
10x mine

To be fair though, a lot of that is a gif of a penguin that I didn't even make myself

>>154134
inb4 preproduction hell

why does discord notification sound like twitter notification

new pokemon games announces

ultra sun and ultra moon

NotSoBot is my favorite thing on discord
It's got a tag feature, and it's global
So you can make 'tags', and any time someone invokes it, they get whatever you put in there

>>154141
wus dis

>>154143
>>154140

WEll that was quick
I

not even a full year

anyway i'm about to watch kemono friends

with fish

enjoy

gonna be friendly

Kemonofriends is fun

wait kemono friends is a full show and not just shorts?

holy shit this is gonna be bad

Oh et tu
everyone has that reaction

i thought it was a short that i could marathon before classes today with fish but i guess not

>>154153
>bad
Trust me stick with it

>>154155
Haha is not
it isn't even that bad, buit it isn't particularly good

>>154156
I think it'll be good.
By bad I mean, this was a bad idea to watch it with Fish

It would be much better if it was traditionally animated, instead of cgi, though

I think the shit 3DCG gives it a distinct dreamy style that would be harder to do in 2d

Is fish awful to watch anime with?

when she is interested she sits there and watches really intently and doesn't talk too much unless i do

but when she thinks something's bad she'll complain about it the whole time until i tell her to shut up
like watching eromanga sensei with her, she gets so mad about how bad it is but she won't drop it

she's one of those people

oh shit commie tweet coming right up

MY HYDRUS DB FILE IS CORRUPTED

fjuck
fallin asleep on youc omputer chair always makes you weirdly groggy

>>>/@idlematts/872112285929623552
japari park
animal haven?
or socialist wonderland??

>>154164
oh no

>to each according to his ability

oh wait
i fucked it up

i made it capitalism oh no

Leave communismus to us pros.

fixed it

I'm trying to salvage hydrus but I don't know if I can
I'll be really upset if I can't
Not only do I lose a lot of my images, but all the tagging too

anyone here seen lotgh and has it in somewhat good memory?

>>154173
I' saw 75 episodes 4 years ago

Well I guess it doesn'tm atter

anyhow in eearly season 2, there is a plot line, where the empire takes one of their old spaceforts and makes it into a mobile one
and tries to use it to either capture or destroy a fort in a key location by the alliance, which was taken in the early S1

So I justkinda came up with a better solution to the "they have a fort blocking our way" situation, that doesn't cost any lives

Just take the mobile fort
drive it past the already existing spacefort
and blockade it from getting any supplies

sure your fort will also have a troublesome supply route now, but since your side has the larger military force, it wouldn't be that hard to keep the fortress supplied

and then
just wait

eventuially the people inside the original fortress will have to ive up, especially since they not only host the sizeable military garrison, but several millions of civilians inside it
unlike the mobile fort, which has only the garrison.

No casualties, no losses and even if the alliance tries to relieve the fortress, they'd have to breakthrough another near impregnable fortress inorder to do it, something they wouldn't be able to do.

Add tot hat, it would also effectively take about third of the alliance space fleet out of action, as it was stationed in the fortress.

>>>/@stalinfan69/871840556787187712

>>154176
oh no

>the largest bomb detonated in england since ww2
No that's the largest bomb detonated fucking LITERALLY anywhere with human populations nearby in human history

witch burner retweeted my commie tweet

notifications gonna blow up

>>154178
1,5 megatons
not the largest bomb, but yeah would be quite incredible feat to do it non-nuclear

>>154181
Largest bomb ever used

>>154178
>literally anywhere
what about hiroshima?

>>154183
Was hiroshima more than 100 times more powerful than little boy?

why does kemono friends have such a good ost

>>154183
hiroshima was 15kt

Cause I feel like that's a BIG step up for literally the second nuclear bomb ever made from the first one

I mean aside from the test ones that were never meant to be dropped anywhere

>>154185
wait till you hear your bird sing

i could run to this ost

>>154188
i have

I should either finish it or
just save it to watch when I am drinking again

I actually forgot Witch Burner follows me

so the human's power is basically doing things people with thumbs can do

i guess that makes sense

>>154193
well despite appearances, the kemono friends are animals

>>>/@prozdkp/871812006210351104

>>>/@tls_567/872114376299491328
This is my favorite thinng

Listen if your bomb weighs 1.5 MEGATONS, and you don't at least level an entire city, you fucked up
Also how'd you even MOVE that?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW LARGE THIS FUCKING THING WOULD BE?

Fitting this into a van would be like I don't even know
How dense would it have to be

>>154196
eggscelent

>>154198
you are an egg

>>154197
yeah it is just
1,5 billion kilograms

isn't a megaton like 1000k tons

>>154201
A megaton is one million tons, yes

This man is suggesting the IRA constructed a bomb that weighed the equivalent of FIFTEEN HUNDRED THOUSAND VANS
Loaded it INTO A VAN
And drove it into Manchester

or million tons

and a ton is a thousand kg
so >>154200

>>154202
haha

>>154205
and somehow manchester is still there
can you even name anything that weighs a megaton and isn't part of the planet or such

>>>/@lampsofgold/872117050893885441

maybe i should jokesub kemeno friends and change the word friends to comrade

COMMIESUB THE KEMONOS
I'll RT that shit I got kemono bois

You definitely should
The great shitpost of our time

>>154208
Haha
this should happen
just change words around to more communistic things
and add some random CYRILLICS

>>154209
haha should i really
i might need you guys to help make sure it's commie enough

alright might as well

Also you needa communstic font

i'll have to start it after i finish watching the show

i'll do the scripts and then send them to you guys for maximum commie editing

dub soviet anthems over the op and ed

haha that'd be good too

maybe i should get a server to host the episodes or something since nyaa is all weird and shit now

>>154215
Soviet anthem is too mainstream
we must use DDR anthem

Make the evil creatures into fascists\nazis

why not call them capitalist pigs

>>>/watch?v=nuZlUNvMGIw
>>154219
"wrongthinkers"
we need to orvell them

Kabanchan needs to reach the library so she can learn marxist thought

kabane-chan? more like worker-chan

>>154222
Kamerad-chan

proletariat-chan
PC for short

we must celebrate pc culture

Make it
not just communist edit
but german edit actually
we stab at commie memes and at how germany is pc

>in the last episode it's revealed that we were germans the entire time

Kaban-chan's species is actually a comrade

friends = comrade
baggie = worker or proletariat or something idk

what if instead of the library she is trying to get the means of production

>>154229
Library to retrieve the books of marx

>i don't know what kind of job i have
>the library can tell you
>the books of marx there will help you figure out what you're best suited for

>dub ibis with communist songs

alternatively >>154231 can be the intro session to an RPG

And in final ep, reveal it was actually a dame dame subs

i can do yellow subs under the guise of them being commie-ish
yellow with red outline

and then drop the outline at the end

Black subs
Red outline

>>154235
yup

yellow is cap

how much should i degrade the video

We might wanna make a discord for it so we don't accidentally raid moe

Yeah was just thinking about that
so no one can just google and find ithere

I'll set one up

haha i don't think it'd be a good roleplaying thing like damedame was
just jokesubs

>>154242
well I don't think we're going to start now

yeah i gotta finish watching before we can do it

https://discord.gg/WfdDzU
I made it anyway so it's there

Even if we don't do much other than replace subs, you can never be too safe with anime autism

>a prisoner said enemy commander isn't here, was his final breath
>maybe this is a trap by the commander to fool us
>another prisoner spoke, he sais that it indeed was a command from the commander
>maybe this is a double layered trap byt he commander to fool us into thinking he isn't there
4D chess in LotGH

>>154246
true that

>>>/@SmugGoonoodle/871453095435227136

i wonder how much we could modify the story
And still have it work

wow i didn't know jaguars could swim

>>154251
All cats can

>>154252
but kemono friends just said only the jaguar can swim