Thread #119929

I can't alt+f this is phone posting.

I'm trying to get to sleep but I can still feel my glasses on the bridge of my nose and it's driving me crazy.

>>119938
Iktf
Even when the feel isn't real

>Where are you going?
>Who are these people?
>What are their names?
>What do you mean you don't have their real names?
>I just want to make sure you aren't getting taken by people stuffing drugs in anime dolls.
WHAT DOES MY MOM KNOW ABOUT ANIME DOLLS

>>119940
What DO you mean you don't have our real names?

>getting taken
>drugs in anime dolls
I'll call your mother and assure her we're all normal and real people.

>Where are they coming from?
>Florida.
>All the way from Flo
>and I think Texas
>what?
>There's a Canadian guy too.
>Why are they going to Philly?
>To see a friend.
>Why are you going?
>... to pick something up

>>119942
Loli doujins unless you're smuggling into Canada.

>>119943
This IS the internet.
You should've seen the common people's reactions when they find out how we met.

>>119944
Lying makes everything better.

Why lie when I can tell many truths

>>119946
He couldn't have got them out, you're right.

>>119947
You could've said a friend from school and been done.
And no more questions.

>>119940
Yeah I get this

>>119947
Also, that's super fucking cute

>>119949
There would have been a lot of questions.
More whos, whats, whys, wheres.
>>119953
No, but she knows I don't get out of the house much.
So crossing state lines to meet friends is weird no matter what.

>>119952
Does she think youdon't have friends?
I mean, I know how it works, my mother tried it too.

But school!

My parents know enough about moe, that if I brought someone over it would be nbd.

>>119954
Life.
Life could go wrong.
>>119955
How nice.
Well, bringing people over is different from going far distances to meet them.

>>119955
My folk get the gist of "oh internet people you talk to" and that's enough.

>>119958
-a-rang-o-rama...

sama

I should have just said the moe names and then mixed in one real name.
She wouldn't know the difference.
I'm sure Tilde is a real name in Canadia.

>>119962
Jan might pass.
Kirara might pass.
Tilde tho is just strange enough to turn a head.

Also, add me, I'm excited to meet you.

>>119965
But she knows that I met a Sam from the digital world so it's okay.
>>119963
Wait, who are you?
Are you rook

>>119965
Samu.
Shamu.

>>119966
No.
I'm not so sure they told you.

Jimmy

Gladys, please
>>119972
Well, if they told me, then I don't remember.

>>119978
I don't think they realized I actually planned on coming...

ideas?

>>119980
Well, you aren't Dash, so there's no one that I can guess.

>>119988
But I'm really not so anonymous

>>119989
fucking outed

>>119991
Wow... It's fucking nothing.

>>119992
now everybody knows you're hanging out with a bunch of losers
a fate worse than death

>>119995
yeah I did

>>119997
i'm already a loser
see: >>119994

>>119994
I'm sure you're mistaken and have it backwards.

oh no

>>120001
How to Never Did
By Effie

Oh no it changed die to did
How embarrassing

okay it's computer time now

>>120003
>>120004
still works
because that damage thing
they not gon' do it

I'm 8k away from a 5star
woo

Map RNG is real.
It mainly messes with your unit's ability to move.
but it's not like the maps themselves are modularly randomized.
The maps are made and you randomly get them.
The only surprise is which map you end up on and what manner of wickedness your opponent thinks is good to try

>>120010
why is he red

why.....

>It is now possible to be demoted in your Arena tier
AH

help

>The Bonus Point Heroes of the Week will affect your Defense score
could be okay

>>120019
i want to watch anime but i'm really really tired

Weekly orbs is nice at least.

So to not get demoted, I have to be in the top 70%
Of my own rank.
And to promote, I have to be in the top half.
grr
competition

>>120023
just stuff i'm behind on
i just want to watch on my own
and i haven't really been home and on my computer in a while

now i'm here and i don't have work for 10 whole hours
and i just feel like sleeping

>try typing script
>accidentally write scrppt
>dictionary goes "oh he probably meant scrotum. 'the voices and the scrotum stay the same' is definitely what he wanted"

>>120030
dont forget event dailies

anime >>120033 →

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

what's up with that

>>120029
Oh shit
That could probably make you rich

>>120034
Already did them!

here's a little something for you bustas

>>120049
cute
>>120050
very cute
>>120055
also cute

images like this are the real reason i come to moe

Not to see your good friends?

uhhhh
awkward

Images like what?

>>120068
images like this are the real reason i come to moe

images like no text

Have you heard from Dash lately?
I wonder what she's up to?

Dash likes to disappear
I imagine when she feels like posting she'll post

No. But that's okay.
I'm going to sleep and not dream now.

I am trying to watch anime but i keep dozing off
I can't do it
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm just so comfortable....

That's weird.
I can't really sleep in a chair.

I can't actually fall asleep
I just microsleep and then my head drooping causes me to wake up instantly

butts

eromanga-sensei is kind of extremely bad
but i kind of can't stop watching it

What is it actually about?

it's just oreimo but more cringe

figure THAT one out

okay got it

>>120082
It's bad but it's fun.

>>120085
The oreimo guy taking another crack at his ultimate story.

Are they actually gonna take the incest all the way this time?

He was careful to make sure the imouto wasn't blood related this time so that he could have his way completely.

well they did last time didn't they

what
what is this spoiler

>>120095
lol
wtf
samu has gone mad with power

>>120095
what the

>>120094
I thought they just kissed and that was it.
I didn't watch it all though

That is the spoiler that was created by somewan.

>>120098
They literally got married

>>120100
Yeah but didn't they divorce
We need to take it a step up from mere implied incest

>>120100
The
They only pretended to get married for like a week.

>>120099
Shut up and take your memes, memegirl

tns gonna freak

vapor menu item should appear after refreshing

>>120102
all i really remember is that kuroneko lost so that show was GARBO

>>120106
I literally dropped it the episode she broke up with the mc

Vapor menu item?

ｍｏｍｓ　ｇｏｎｎａ　ｐｈｒｅａｋ

Oh, I see.

ｔｈａｎｋ　　ｙｏｕ　ｎｏｗ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｓａｔｉｓｆｙ　ｍｙ　ｍｅｍｅ　ａｄｄｉｃｔｉｏｎ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｇｏ

>>120116
I don't know what eromanga-sensei was thinking with that design.
She made a cow for an imouto character!

oh I guess I have to spoil my own image.

her eromanga-sensei persona is kind of annoying tbh

She is just kind of annoying in general.
Maybe that's just how little sisters are supposed to be.

Well I think most people can kind of understand that.

and what of elf
that's pretty lewd of her
i don't approve

lewd elf?!

>>120140
It's just girls discussing girl stuff.

>>120143
why this...

they're emphasizing bookstore girl's chest movement a little bit too much

hmmm
after the hook in episode 4, episode 5 was kind of a letdown

It's still okay but it won't be as good now that Elf-san's route is over.

also they played the "heroine in love with mc card" and "mc is too dense to understand" like really early on

i think one of my favorite memes in anime is when they play the stock sound effects that monster hunter also plays

good thing akashic records is fun

It's much better than expected.

what the FUCK
SERIOUSLY

are you watching eromanga

no akashic
the fucking cliffhanger
you can't just DO That

This is why you need a comfy show for last.
Should have done eromanga sensei last.

>>120182
the queen got captured or something
and people want to kill the blonde girl

what happened at the end of the last episode again

i'm more curious about the people who want to settle a score with glenn
his past is the most interesting

those two look like fun party memberse

sistine is clearly the cute anime girl supposed to bait you into watching the show
but rumia is the actual wiafu

do any of you think you're going to watch the american live action death note

Not very likely.

it looks nad

bad

>>120192
what the hell is this lewd image
when did you become such a dutch

>>120192
>>120193
>>120194
you aren't going to watch it burn?
i think i'm probably gonna watch it with my friends

It's not lewd what are you talking about?

>>120196
If I want to watch things end badly there are tons of videos on youtube that will be more amusing than that video.

>>120197
you can see her bra strap!
unacceptable

I guess it would be different watching it alone

>>120198
Bra straps migrate to areas where they can be seen all the time.

>>120203
you're basically a lewdposter now
one of your images even got spoilered

i walked into //
wait
i almost stole a story
my friend walked into my other friend's bedroom while he was at his desk, and he hurriedly closed a tab on his chrome and alt-tabbed to another program
and then when pressed about it, embarrassedly revealed that he was watching a playlist with all of >>120205's videos on it and was near the end

he keeps literally 50+ tabs of exhentai open on his other monitor but he was embarrassed about watching ai-channel

Well, at least he seems to be developing a sense of shame.

ai-chan is rabu

i think it's an interesting concept for content creation
i don't dislike it, i definitely enjoy watching some of the more interesting videos
you can tell it's definitely got some money behind it
but that's just fine
it's fun to watch and seems fun to make and that's important

I'm sure the people who work on it all enjoy what they do.
It's not soulless probably.

I've watched a few of the videos and she seemed to be having fun in the ones I watched.
The voice actress, that is.
People who enjoy what they do make better products and do better work.
I think she enjoys what she does on some level.

>>120217
So cynical!
What if she's just making videos of games she enjoys playing?

Oh, was I critical of her awhile ago?
The truth is that I'm deredere for playing devil's advocate.

You don't know that.

she sure can keep talking
not a lot of vocal pausing
that takes something

>>120224
Who knows what my real opinion is?

I know you real opinion rika

Yeah? What's my real opinion?

>>120228
you wouldn't want me to tell floop like that would you?

So you have no idea.
That's fine, have a good sleep!

>>120192
yeah I'll give it a try if I can get it in my region of Netflix

quiet hours

real quiet hours please settle down

It's pretty quiet, isn't it?

yep

>>120239
this is a library
shhhhhh

>>120241
Shush..

I'm bored
I'm at work
Why any of this

it can't be helped

It can be helped

>>120242
静かにしてをください

>>120247
I don't know Chinese.

>>120248
do you use her still?

oh
she's a lot better than i though
maybe even better than vas on element

respecta tha women

*unzips dick*
Respect THIS woman!!!

>>120253
on a scale of one to mugged how mugged?

/moe/ what is your favourite anti mugger tactic?

>>120258
shooting them in the back as they run away

>>120259
Do you own a gun?

>>120261
Personally I just drink my coffee from a big bowl

>>120260
don't worry it's a reference to some silly persno

>>120257
I lost $20 and they got my order wrong
Ghetto Wendy's mugged me

>>120264
oh that's what it was

wendy's has yet to get my order wrong
best smug loli

>>120267
would you smooch a floop

>>120269
smooch wa smooch
floop wa cute bun like >>120267

I gotta get my hands on one of those oculus rifts
So I can waifu it up

>>120271

the "scenic" view at this hotel sure is something

>>120274
this is a really pretty floop

>>120277
the actual hotel is really nice at least
nicest hotel I've been to anyways
except they said there was free breakfast which was apparently a LIE
there is no free breakfast

The last hour is upon me

The room is probably the best part of the hotel
Roomy, well-decorated, and comes with plenty of amenities.

pic of jan

(and the room)

>>120280
Yeah it's really nice

this whole hotel looks nice but feels janky

the food was so good my camera jumped out of my pocket and activated the instagram filter

>>120282
Good to see a man who respects women.

yeah it's his stand

who's pink ribbons

The Red Ribbon Army!

>>120291
The one in the picture of Jan

Naruhodo

>>120287
it was good for what I paid
like $9

we pretty much got settled in and just slept since we got there late at night
I definitely would enjoy staying there for extended stay though
>>120289
wow I endorse those memes too
except Wendy I don't understand why she's popular suddenly

>>120297
kirara is my favorite bad influence

neat

I am of home

>>120301
omedetomato

>>120301
oats

I'm gonna watch Fast and Furious 7

I really love how this franchise went from trying to bust a carjacking gang of street racers, to joining then or something, and then OK SO THERE'S A PLACE WE GOTTA GO SO WERE GONNA DROP OUT A PLANE IN OUR CARS, WITH PARACHUTES!

At some point, this movie series went off the fucking RAILS

Oh my god
I think the writers of this script were on something, and I'm laffing at the idea that nobody on set actually caught this being pretty off

So Vin Diesel and whatsherface in the image are driving through a desert right?
On the road, but it's a desert.
Right so, she's hispanic-ish, isn't she?
So anyway, they're driving somewhere, she doesn't already know where or what they're driving to, so she asks Vin Diesel "So what exactly are you trying to show me?"
SO Vin Diesel points out the window at this large gathering of cars
OK keep in mind that Vin Dieseil is a ripped, white, bald man for this part
And he goes "Race wars"

I can't

There's no way they didn't know what the audience not entirely familiar with the series might think this was

That Paul Walker tribute video is pretty close to Gangnam Style in views

Obviously he's talking about races.
Car races

But RACE WARS?
You couldn't have come up with a better term?
>>120309
It could be, but that seems off, too
Man it was funny though, intentional or not

>>120306
maybe it was an intentional thing

>Female Mages:
>Julia, Tharja, Linde, Sanaki
holy shit
>Male Mages:
>Henry, Leo, Robin, Merric
wow, lame
Although, Leo would be nice.

>>120310
yeah i tried for leo i got olivia
sanaki would be nice too but i want leo for my reinhardt olwen cecilia cavmage team

I don't care too much about the realism here, but this movie's at least real fun so far

It's so fucking crazy

>>>/watch?v=HMJF6QdQQeA

NORMIES ARE HAVING SOME EXTENDED POLITICAL DICKWAVING CONTEST IN MY MENTIONS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAP OUT

>>120316
She's an autistic snake

And fun, yes

At some point during this movie, it stopped being fun crazy wild action and just became crazy wild action

>>120317
tell them to leave you out
they ccan do that

On my way
to the ity
city
You guys want anything

That's an option?
If it keeps going I guess I'll slide in and ask

maybe I should pick up some currant roll

>>120311
I really want Julia so I can secure my Lavender mage team
>>120323
you can also mute conversations

Oh thank god

I should just learn to code and make a twitter program that isn't garbage

Whoever writes these fast and furious movies is pretty terrible, but the director isn't much better
He's not held down by the script, they're in a symbiotic relationship where the directer helps the script realize it's potential as a bad movie

Watching this feels like eating something that's really good but also makes you feel awful at the end, but you ordered so much that awful feeling sets in while you're still eating

FOCUS: FEMALE MAGES
>>120330
lol
If this would upload you would k now I'm shitposting
Because none of these are a female mage
Or good or new

The list is so nice
I want all of them

srs

nice

I dont even have five orbs

I'm so fucking bored of this movie, but it's almost over

Congrats

I guess everyone is out on the road having fun.
I'm going to bring currant roll
and hope I dont eat it all on the way

>>120328
FATF isn't meant to have a plot
it's literally just celebrity showcasing, which isn't a bad thing
kind of like how an anime might set a stage for great chemistry from your favorite VAs and stuff
the celebrity hype is so real for those shows and it's always a huge drama thing in hollywood

>>120340
But none of them are particularly good actors either

i said celebrities
there's nothing upon which to act in FATF
a lot of them actually are pretty good actors but that's irrelevant there
being a good actor isn't about making a line sound natural

I guess
It's kinda like the expendables

It's not really about the movie, it's about the actors

I don't fully understand that kind of thing
Doesn't appeal to me much
Fast and the Furious was fun for a while though
I might watch the 8th one when I get a hold of a torrent for the not-cam edition

>>120344
imagine you like worked somewhere in the film industry, even if it's just camerawork or editing or production stuff
and you're in a social circle that's all about that stuff
and you hear about celebrity grudges against each other and stuff, you hear about a method actor spending a year prepping for transformation into a character
it's just stuff you hear all day long without thinking much about it
when you live in that stuff, there's a lot more meat around the content of the movie
you're not just watching it for the movie itself, but for all that goes into it, and a lot of the struggle behind it
fast and the furious is kind of one of those for fun things
it's like getting invited to one of those dinner things where important people go on stage and give a talk and make jokes about the people there and everyone's in a tux
it's kind of pointless but it's just a special fun thing

i don't really know how to explain it i guess
but it's more the movie industry having fun with something than it is creativity or putting something of value out

I can see that
I guess FATF just doesn't appeal to me as much as some other framework for that might

they're really big budget too, so they get to have a lot of fun
they can afford to bring all these huge actors on board, but the pitch to get them is basically "Hey, want to come drive the coolest new sports cars that are out this year?"
and a bunch of them want to be a badass in a sports car on film just because that's cool as heck
so it's special for the actors too
and you gotta understand that people who love sports cars REALLY love them

...my train s slow
remarkably slow
this is bad

I think racing stuff is fun, but I just don't like how these movies turn out
Tokyo Drift was OK
But in 7, which is the last of 4 FATF I've actually seen, the racing is replaced with some paramilitary plot

I dunno, I lost track halfway through and stopped really paying attention, and the action scenes lost all meaning when that happened

The first part of 7 was a lotta fun though
It just lost me halfway

Like a sugar rush, but a movie

>>120350
904-990-4365
If anything comes up

gotta get me some link booty

>>120284
That's some awesome hair

Samu did you play Skyrim?
What'd you think of it

I don't have enough Haruhi at all

Nagato

>>120376
hey i've got an image that looks just like that it's even got the same filename that's pretty crazy

>>120379
whoa that's so unlikely!

> outlet only fits one plug
always come prepared

extra important to have one when my battery charger always blocks the slot next to it
and since hotels love having only one convenient outlet.

>>120379
How strange!

crunch crunch crunch

>>120389
look at this stupid thing
its feet are so small you can barely see them
what an idiot

she's not afraid to show off her loco motions

internet on this bus is slow but I guess that's expected.
I should draw.

>>120395
hello bloo
please see
>>120354
also if you could give me an ETA that would be swell

4p
so an hour

>>120397
damn
we are running a bit late here
ETA is probably about 5:30
>>120399
Notso might be there on time
hmm

Better you than me.

I see. That gives me magic time

>>120400
m-magic time?

time de mahou

waiting for a door
staring alone at the floor

Gonna watch Gantz:O
It's CGI but I'm BORED

>Maryland
>speed limit is 65
>speed cameras
>THIS SHIT

>FORM ONE LANE AHEAD

kill me ^{fucking end it
do it Anakin cut me down}

nice day blue skies and clouds
what could be so awful on a day like that

ＨＯＴ
ＦＵＺＺ

ｙｏｕ　ｗｏｎ＇ｔ　ｇｅｔ　ａｗａｙ　ｆｒｏｍ　ＭＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥＥ－－－－－－＞

>you get instant win for landing the killshot on the bossu
Gantz favors the faggot, huh

Then again, you're unlikely to be able to land a killshot on a boss without already having won once for better weapons
So

chinatown always makes every place feel like home

Rule 1 of media that allows you to spam energy bolts of some kind
Spamming energy bolts does not get the job done

what did you DO?

I saw a twitter account with 50K tweets and 29 followers yesterday
How do ya do that

>>120431
i have a group of contacts i know that exclusively talk through twitter, basically using it in a 20 person circle like we do with /moe/ but with tweets
it can get up there pretty fast

>>120433
But it was definitely a human account

>>120432
Even then, at 50K tweets there's NO WAY nobody stumbled on your account and started following, just from searching random shit

Just through dumb luck you shoulld at least have 30 bots following you at that amount of tweets
>>120436
Yeah, but this account wasn't set that way, I checked
Or at least I think I did
I'm almost certain, cause I remember being able to follow without getting a prompt like "this person will now review the follow"

>>120435
isn't there a private thing where you can not allow followers except by approval

Who knows man
I'd post a link to it if I remembered anything about it other than not having a face as an avatar

>>120437
On an unrelated note, not having a pixiv account when you draw this quality art should be actually illegal

>>120437
it's not like normal twitter accounts, those in-groups
it's just people chatting with each other so no retweets
or only retweeting cute images and things, their tweets aren't being retweeted
so there's not a lot of "people to follow" suggestions for them, i doubt their page gets much traffic
>>120440
there's probably nothing interesting they say
it's like
@Seung_Ji-Lin are you coming to Kim's birthday party on tuesday

Would it be a dick move to follow such an account and retweet interesting stuff they say?

Yeah but every now and then they might discuss some sort of world event

How is it even a CHOICE DUDE
You won the gantz, just go HOME

oh moon you might find this funny
potentially

That's the one!

If I didn't already know who they are, I think you could convince me Vin Diesel and The Rock are actually the same person without too much effort

>>>/@yokotaro/796279437847183360

>>120449
He always wears that mask

>>120449
that's Emil dude he's a magic man

Emil

Here on the Sunshine island every child is examined at birth. The ones found to be male are thrown in the Pit.
Thus, the perfect society has been molded.

(ﾉД`)ｼｸｼｸ

Oh no

the silly gender ratio stuff has got to stop

i'm guessing they're still doing that hardcore in 2017?

>>120456
it shatters any sense of realism.

ｏｈ　ｄｅａｒ

I think I'm gonna head to bed

Work tomorrow again

rika dess

No, Rika dess!
It's amazing you've watched all that anime but haven't picked up the language a little bit.

That girl in chuuni spoke like a retard though.

>>120470

I don't watch the channel at all
I just save junk off of twitter

some things out of context though

They ran out of Pepsi Max so I topped the guy's drink off with regular Pepsi
and then my co-worker freaked out
>You can't do that! what if he has diabetes?

Your diabetes has gotta be real fuckin' insane to have ill effects from less than a desiliter of pepsi

If you walk past the sugar bags at the convenience store, you'll die

cause the fucking sugar fumes will get you

I need to decide what difficulty I am going to do my remaining kancolle maps on tonight.
It's a tough decision.

The burger buns have shitloads of sugar in them anyway and he ordered one of those

there's no way I'm a murderer.

My light just went out for NO REASON
I wonder if the bulb is dead.

>>120483
How many middle-aged spinster weeaboos does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one.

>>120485
>>120486
I wouldn't know the answer to that question.

>>120485

ohayou /mou/

hello moon

BENSALEM

it seems like my AC isn't working
it's quite toasty
>>120493
You made it!
hope it's a grand time

I guess I should figure out why my light turned off.

if it's incandescent, shake the bulb and see if you hear rattling
if so the coil separated and it's done

I don't know what it is.
I don't know how lightbulbs are anymore since the laws changed a few years ago.

oh yeah that thing today ended up being contract law stuff
just one big long contract tort liability stuff
was really exciting!

hmm, contracts or torts?
Did someone breach the contract and cause damage to another party?

Hm it wasn't clear
it was kind of one of those "if the party breaches the contract then this"
but there was a lot of talk about whether they did breach or not
i'm not really sure! but i learned a lot

WHAT ROOM NUMBER

#453B

>>120502
Sounds like a mess if you couldn't even tell if there was a breach.

hi yuu

>>120505
yeah it sounded like it
there was liability and damages present
but they had to really pore over the contract to figure out whether it was a breach of the contract
so whose fault it was and who was legally liable
so i guess both contract and tort stuff whatever that even means
>>120509
hello sammo

Hello all
greetings are being ferried all around by little tiny tenny angels whizzing around in the air
fairy lights

hello new arrivals
It was that my light bulb had indeed died.
I looked in my closet and I have some old illegal light bulbs in there.
Suck it obama,

>>120507
If they were getting into the torts side of things, somebody probably breached!

yeehaw

>>120511
I like little mountains like that, they look so nice.

>>120513
Yes, I have ILLEGAL LIGHTBULBS.

BLUE HAS BEEN RADICALIZED

>>120514
Me too

>>120510
i think it was like half determining if there was a breach
and then half determining the costs if there was

i don't remember the decision though!

>>120517
If they did the second half, that means there was a breach.
They wouldn't waste time determining damages if none were due.

>>120518
i think there were liabilities covered that weren't breach dependent too
i don't really remember little details like that even if i wrote them

The flip is even worse on mobile.

you ok there nee-chang

>>120525
Night floop

My credit card came today so I can partake in the special ticket.
I'm not sure if I want to get earth Cag or Vira though.

>>120528
My recommendation would be to focus on one grid and since you have dark cag and Vira is high tier, might as well.

just buy Cag and use the outfit

but dark cag looks almost better

not second ver

/////mmmmmoooooeeeee/////

>>120531
It's pretty cute.

>>120533
Both her outfits have their charm.

can i see
post image

Cag 1

Cag 2

theyre both pretty neat!

Cag is two faced and there's one for each of her faces.
You can choose between them so it's a good situation.

I won't let me bully me anymore

>>120541
How's the trip?

The trip has been good and fun.

These people are fucking crazy

Blue is afraid of us. Also he has been radicalized.

That's good!
I heard there was an incident, I hope the appropriate punishments were doled out!

What do you mean when you say Blue is radicalized?

They drive like madness.

Why am I radicalized now

>>120547
Blue believes that poptarts are sandwiches.

An incident?

>>120550
An incident!

I am somewhat dubious about the claim that poptarts are sandwiches. I need to hear supporting arguments on this to really be able to get on board.
Is he saying that the pop tart itself is inherently a sandwich, or does he use poptarts as the bread to make sandwiches?

Yeah, Blue. Explain.

>>120551
What kind of incident?

>>120552
The kind of incident that inflicts minor disgrace upon a maiden!

>>120553
The pantsu thing?

Yes, the incident.

>>120555
What would you consider an appropriate punishment?

That's a good question.
I don't really know what I would consider an appropriate punishment.

I just put them in my luggage and locked it.

Oh, I got a second Akashi. Nice.

I want to hear more about this poptart thing though.

Blue doesn't seem interested in explaining it to you

I find this very disappointing.

I will relay your disappointment

toot

Very
Disappointed

I told him but he is busy looking at weeb books

Are they lewd

I told Fish that blue is reasonable and can be trusted, but now I'm having second thoughts about that statement.

Haha why were you talking about blue with Fish

she probably gossips about all of us to Fish
gossip is really bad don't do that

Blue is at the bottom right

Only four of those are sandwiches and even then that's pushing it

Well five
Kinda

I heard you were asking for me. What's up?
I am enjoying pictures of panties on physical media.

>>120568
She was worried about you so I was reassuring her that Blue was a good and reasonable person.

Why was she worried about me?
Or is it just that I'm the reasonable person in the room?
>>120577
If your idea of a sandwich constitutes edible ingredients surrounded or encased by another edible thing, then it's a sandwich.
Double Chaotic Sandwich Theory includes poptarts, kit kats, and even water molecules.

>>120574
what is worrying about blue?

>>120575
Explain how a poptart is a sandwich.

>>120576
She was worried about Kirara.
Not blue.

>>120574
she wasn't concerned about rook, jan, tilde or the others?
>>120579
she was worried about kirara so you assured her blue was fine
blue being a point of concern behind the worrying

I don't understand where the reading comprehension has come off the wheels here.
Where did I say she was worried about Blue?

>>120577
okay

>>120578
No, I told her that Blue was nice and reasonable.
Blue is the reasonable one.
So when reassuring her about the crowd I used Blue as an example of someone who would help if things got bad.

>>120579
She was worried about Kirara but you reassured her that I was reasonable.
That was my second guess. So I was on the right track.

>>120581
so what did you tell her about the rest of the crowd
or did you just assure here // her there was at least one nice person

She probably didn't.
I'm the chaperone.
Wait, am I the oldest?

Correct!

>>120584
don't yall go gossiping or anything about the rest of us here at /moe/ where we can't do anything about it that'll be really unfair

>>120575
So if I cook a steak, put it on a bed of rice, and put a couple of asparagus on the top, it's a sandwich?

The rice would probably fall apart and not remain encased.
But thinking about it, if you had a rice ball filled with steak and stuff, that'd be a Double Chaotic Sandwich.

>>120588
The rice is under the meat so it's held in place.

>>120586
Don't worry, I haven't gossiped about you.

Wow

>>120586
Nah, I am going to gossip about archivists and people who are bad at what they say they're good in.

>>120590
There is a lot going on right now so pleace include in your reaction some information about what you're reacting to.

>>120592
I didn't know you were gossiping about my friends with my /// with Fish

>>120593
haha nice save
It certainly wouldn't be something that I'm above doing.
I'm just reassuring her though, no gossip!
She was a little worried about your friends due to the incident.

>>120594
what did i save

>>120594
nice save you corrected a grammatical error

>>120595
You almost told everyone about your ///

>>120597
My what?

>>120598
You almost called your /// your /// in front of everybody!

>>120599
Just say what you mean!

It works super well since /// is how the cool kids are depicting blush marks these days.

I know what she means.
I saw.

>>120601
What are you talking about

what the heck are you sons of mothers talking about

>>120603
This playing dumb game you've been playing recently is not very cute!
You know exactly what you almost said!

He won't even tell me.

>>120605
Why don't you just use your words?

>>120606
It's pretty easy, isn't it?
He was accusing me of gossiping about his friends with his ///
Fish
What word do you think he almost said?

>>120607
kyaa you can't make me just say it like that!

>>120609
Why are you doing this

It's okay Kirara.
It's not your /// fault

>>120610
Why do I do anything that I do?

>>120611
We still need to talk about this sandwich thing though.
All it takes is food layered for it to be a sandwich?
Is lasagna a sandwich?

>>120612
Not ...well, I guess yeah.
Lasagna was one of the things people were saying.
Mind you, I'm not a double chaotic sandwich believer.
It's just really funny to think about.

>>120612
You probably think I was going to say girlfriend or something

>>120613
What if I layer chocolate ice cream, sherbert, and vanilla ice cream?
Is that a sandwich?
Would it go over well if you asked me for an ice cream sandwich and then I gave you that?

>>120614
Yep!

Yeah.
An Ice Cream Sandwich

>>120616
No, that is NOT what an ice cream sandwich is!

>>120589
i was talking about them on the trip
they're totally gossiping about the /moe/s left behind

>>120617
that's EXACTLY what an ice cream sandwich is

>>120618
Well, that's probably true but it's natural that people talk about me at any given time.
They're probably talking about me right now.

>>120619
No, an ice cream sandwich is that thing with ice cream between two vaguely chocolate flavored pieces of suspicious cardboard material.

>>120615
Well that's wrong!

...If you get neopolitan ice cream where it's layered strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate, is that a sandwich?

>>120620
It's actually silent RIGHT NOW.

howdy partner

>>120624
Heyo Roc.

I can't post on my desktop
Why this

>>120623
So you're all thinking about me.

>>120622
It's just layered ice cream.

>>120620
Okay.
We need to get you
some good ice cream sandwiches.
I'll show you the world. Just show up.

>>120627
You're raspberry ale?

is this a sandwich

Are 4komas sandwiches

>>120631
>>120631
>>120631

>>120630
By Blue's definition yes, but only if you accept the premise that Obi-wan and Darth Vader are edible.

>>120629
If I were an ale, raspberry ale would probably not be a bad one to represent me.
I'm probably close to someone that would be raspberry flavored if I were a flavor.

>>120633
He's so radicalized

Two things in between another don't a sandwich make!

>>120633
Obi-wan and Anakin are in fact edible
Humans are edible
They are made of meat

>>120636
Obi-wan is very edible if you get my drift.
Anakin probably not though.

>>120637
I get your drift.

>>120637
I'm inclined to either agree or disagree
Which version of Obi-wan

is penis sandwich??

>>120633
>tfw you drink rika during lunch

>>120639
The young one is the one being talked about in this context!

>>120642
hm yes
yes hm
I'm picking up what you're putting down

>>120633
Then I'm sorry, but I think I'm thinking about that person.

>>120640
Only when another substance is traveling down the urethra, right?

>>120640
>>120645
>>120645
or uncut, I guess

>>120645
What kind of substance?

Even if I'm not reading the conversation, I am still stuck with it.

>>120647
One is more nutritious than the other, but both substances you'd naturally find in that area are technically edible.

>>120649
You think there's nutritional value to the latter?

>>120649
Wow, you are certainly in a mood tonight!

what the hell is happening here

I'm sorry.
I was asked about sandwiches and somehow.

>>120652
We're talking about dicks. Care to join?

>>120652
You tell me...

>>120654
I'd love to but lunch is over

>>120656
rook help
I tried to call my friend rook but his phone was off
I'm stuck in a room with shitposters

IT'S TIME FOR AN ALL OUT A SNACK

When you think about it though, if you treat the skin as the bread, humans are pretty much sandwiches in their entirety?

>>120658
That statement really gets me thinking, considering what we were just talking about and the fact that you're in a hotel room with 4 or 5 dudes.

>>120659
What kind of wild fantasies are you indulging

>>120657
This is the future you chose

Rika is going so hard

>>120659
Indeed! Do you know what's extra delicious to have during a trip with a bunch of friends?
I'll give you three guesses.

>>120662
She's harder than you
you might only be the second hardest

>>120662
It was one of you that brought up penises in the context of sandwiches.
Don't blame me for seeing the conversation to its inevitable destination.

>>120663
Raspberries?

>>120665
Close!

OH I forgot to add that in addition to all that you guys are in a room full of lewd doujins.

>>120666
african americanberries

>>120665
Are vaginas sandwiches?
>>120667
Blue has all of them.

>>120669
I already explained this to you

>>120670
That's why i didn't ask you i asked Rika-dono

>>120669
According to Blue's definition, yes.

>>120672
so would you agree they should be classified as a French Dip-type

Does Blue mean Cream Pies?

>>120672
What about according to yours?

Currant roll!

>>120675
No, it's not a sandwich unless it's a sandwich.

>>120667
This is as lewd as they get.

>>120677
Agreedo

If you look at >>120570
The only sandwiches I accept are the BLT and the sub.
I would also accept ice cream sandwiches, but I will not accept the waffle sandwich.

>Rika's going to overheat but not finish, wew
t. nilix blue

Please help me

>>120681
Wow Blue what is this supposed to mean?

Blue is counting nipples

>>120685
It's not like therthere's muchmuch Else to do

Does that happen when does that happen when does that happen when I does that happen when I does that happen when I talk into does that happen when I talk into my does that happen when I talk into my phone does that happen when I talk into my phone

its a eally cute book and only one nipple

>>120687
Pls no

>>120688
Philadelphia was a mistake

>>120690
Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake Philadelphia wasn't a mistake anime Philadelphia wasn't a mistake anime Philadelphia wasn't a mistake anime Philadelphia wasn't a mistake anime was a mistake

Did you make him a steak

>>120687
You end up sounding like you are schizo.

>>120691
Oh, is that so?

>>120694
what What if I'm not what if I'm not what if I'm not what if I'm not ask it so I'm just what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 people what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 people what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 people talking what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 people talking at once what if I'm not ask it so I'm just like 5 people talking at once

>>120694
Seems accurate to me.

>>120694
Yeah, these guys are super dangerous and scary people.
Blue threatened to put ketchup on his steak.
Notso thinks driving 100mph is a bad idea.
Jan is Jan.
Tilde hasn't finished Gundam.

>>120697
Hey.
I only jumped the curb a little and you weren't even in the car.

>>120697
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Blue was going to put ketchup on his steak?

>>120697
First of all, this is a lie.
Notso just got scared because I wanted ketchup for my fries.
And he was all OH MY GOD, ARE YOU GOING TO DESECRATE YOUR STEAK
And Kirara was there saying HE DOESN'T HAVE IT IN HIM

>>120699
he didn't actually do it I took the ketchup away

>>120700
I wasn't scared, man.
You made a motion that implied a joke.
I thought you might be dedicated to the comedy.

>>120697
I haven't finished Gundam either though.

>>120703
That's why I'm gonna ban you from talking to fish
You're a bad influence

>>120700
I bet you totally have it in you

>>120704
I'm a bad influence for other reasons!

>>120705
I do but I didn't.

tell everyone i said i'm sorry their gay

>>120707
why didn't you do it tho

>>120706
Not ominous.

>>120706
Please elaborate

>>120708
Our gay what?

i don't gotta explain everything

>>120713
Ok.
Thank you.

>>120710
>>120711
I just wanted to say something cryptic to get attention.

>>120715
Not ominous at all.

Also, we both succeeded.

>>120715
Wow, I'm going to text Fish right now and tell her that you're bad

>>120708
k I'm sorry my gay

>>120717
I'm not bad!
I've been a good influence.

>>120719
you JUST SAID how you're a bad influence
are you a bad girl or not

>>120717
Tell her your life is in danger.

>>120719
You just said you're a bad influence!
You're going to turn her into an ATTENTION WHORE

>>120722
I was just saying that for attention though.

>>120722
a tension whore

Shots fired, holy shit.

>>120722
I don't think she could ever become an attention whore.

>>120726
have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise
watch out for sidious, rika

>>120722

>>120727
what is that some star trek shit
some star trek nerd the other day asked me if I celebrated may 4th and I was like what are you talking about

wow B'ed the FO

>>120729
that's a good post
i would make that kind of post
i'm proud of you

I have 40 tonnes of weaponized autism to throw at that but It's not worth it.

>>120726
You might influence her badly!

>>120733
1) what is this image please explain
2) i actually am being a bad influence RIGHT NOW but it's in a way you probably aren't expecting

>>120733
you want bl?
no
yaoi?
she doesn't want yaoi
bl and yaoi?
RIKA LEMME SMASH

>>120734
That's a picture of me with the capybara they like me more than you and everyone is laughing even the guy that feels nothing you can visit my capybara sometimes though

Explain your influence

>>120736
Right now we're talking about how you should take her on a trip to the Appalachians since you went with your friends!
We're feeding the monster that is female entitlemen!
entitlement too

>>120738
Why should I do that

>>120738
what the fuck are they going to do on the mountain there's nothing there
sounds boring

>>120739
Why not?

>>120740
The Appalachians are pretty.

>>120738
What is it to entitle men?

>>120741
yeah and
they're mountains
they're fun to climb and there is fuck all to do otherwise
what a fucking terrible suggestion for a date
are you even trying

>>120741
You've seen one mountain you've seen them all.

>>120745
Giving the gift of joy.

>>120741
What benefit do I get from doing that?

>>120745
happy wife happy life

>>120743
The Appalachians are little mountains though. They're like big hills.

>>120747
She's your ///
It's the same principle.

>>120746
She's not my wife!

>>120746
>wife
Stop pushing your fantasies.

>>120746
mountains are literally big hills

>>120749
The Appalachians are little big hills.

>>120750
so nothing
there aren't even fish in the Appalachians
who cares
Chattanooga would be a way better choice

>>120751
I did bring that up but she didn't seem to mind.

>>120752
she is looking forward to something lame that will disappoint her immensely
by all means continue to build fragile dreams you can watch shatter into millions of pieces though

>>120753
You just think it's lame because you live around there!
Don't worry though she already upgraded it to something way more ambitious in her head.

>>120746
You're fantasizing too much!

>>120755
Don't be so tsun tsun!

You should've made sure I was dead, /moe/

oh no

>>120756
Why are you doing this?

>talking about human flesh meat
>blue mutters "I've sampled it"
OH FUCK FISH WAS RIGHT

Who's going to disappear as sacrifice

>>120759
Why not?

>>120762
You're going to give people the wrong idea!

>>120764
You're the one calling her your ///.
Everyone knows I'm a delusional shipper who is always saying crazy stuff, your statement has way more credibility than anything I've said!
If anything, you're the one giving people ideas!

>>120766
You're trying to be a sneaky sneaker!

>>120767
I think it's well established that I'm not sneaky at all!

Two pairs
>>120768
Yes you are!

>>120770
Word on the street is that I've never tricked anyone.
How can a person be a sneaky sneaky if she's never tricked anyone?

>>120772
Stop lying
You're trying to trick me into revealing something

>>120773
Like what?

uuuuuu
I didn't sleep too well

>>120775

>>120777
I'm not trying to trick you into revealing anything!

>>120760
Skin tastes okay

>>120779
Yeah you are

>>120781
It's hard to imagine what it could be. My information network is doing quite well at the moment.

>>120782
If you tell me what you know, I'll tell the truth about it

>>120783
That's a bit of a naive offer, don't you think?
If I really wanted to get info out of you, this would be a golden opportunity!

>>120785
I'm not afraid of you

>>120787
You seem kinda paranoid, though.
You're lucky I'm so nice or I'd use this opportunity to get revenge on you for tricking me that one time.

>>120788
You got nothing

>>120789
You're just saying that in an attempt to appeal to my competitive personality, hoping that it will inspire me to spill the beans in an attempt to prove you wrong.
The image you chose gives it away.

Tell Fish that I held the team down.

>>120791
Who are you holding down?

>>120790
You have nothing to say
You act like you know everything but it's just an act!

>>120793
Well, it's true that I have nothing to say.
I can't go blabbing.

I gotta start wearing jeans again

>>120795
Because you don't know anything!

>>120797
It would be kinda weird if I knew a bunch of stuff, wouldn't it?
What kinds of things do you even expect me to know?

>>120798
You're saying you know private details about my life! I'm giving you permission to prove it!

>>120800
When did I say that?
I just said it would be kind of unexpected if I did!

>>120801
You always do this!
I'm going to bed! Mou!

I need to recharge a bit too.
I'm glad you trip guys dropped by and made things fun for a bit!

Kirara said that he loves the fishes because they're so delicious

He should tell her that directly.

He didn't really say that.
I was singing the jingle to goldfish

/moe/ what's the most comforting sensation you remember from childhood

i remember collecting acorns on a small cobblestone path that led from my home to my school
i was barely three, i would be walking with an adult to take my sister to school
i think it's one of my earliest memories because i barely remember anything but i remember that path and i remember collecting these really big acorns
they were huge
there was so much pleasure in just seeing something and being intrigued
such an innocent appreciation of something without having the world press on you to be uncaring

that's what benzos feel like
it's like the warmth of childhood
to appreciate things instead of be frustrated by them
that's all i want

i dont mean it's the only thing i want
I just mean that's all i'm looking for
it's something i'm looking for
it's such a valuable feeling i never want to lose it
i never knew how crippling my anxiety was before treatment

It's all you know

why are you sad flop

I wanna be home
Work is bullshit

We're missing the deadline on this assignment by half a day by my estimates
And I don't care

gow

sleepy already

Nothing is impossible
You're gonna go out there and MAKE MEMES

>>120826
you'll die

I'm home from work and i'm TIRED

This is the 4th time we're re checking this giant box of units for mistakes
And we keep having to because the box is shared with other groups I don't trust to be as thorough as I am

ONE found mistake is all it took for us to be told to go over it again
It takes about 3 hours

>>120830
mostly meeting up

>>120820
dying of loneliness