Thread #112975

>>112975 (OP)
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>>112975 (OP)
im thinking about sleeping still sk
though i can stay around for a little longer if . ok i guess

>>112975 (OP)
Do I haaaave toooo.

Naw don't stick around for my sake I just wanted to check something when I get home from the dentist

>>112983
you don't have to break the glass ceiling to afford these fares
picture of nothing

>>112983
? ? ?
what's the deal here

>>112984
brutal
>>112985
respecting women is important

Text no picture

>>112986
are you saying respecting women is a meme

R E S P E C T
FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME

Most of this generation of memes are intentionally nonsensical

I'm amazed the concept has stuck around so long

>>112988
informatically speaking, it is

>>112990
memetics is a real thing coined by dawkins

it all started with this i think

I mean it's making fun of white knights
But that image is what made respecting women into a Twitter meme

Most of them just seem to shove "respect women" into any sentence where it makes grammatical sense for it to be there

this meme doesn't seem that appealing

>>112995
Relying on keeping the original font to have humor value, which is a fairly dead meme itself by now

>>>/@ImFromTheSouth/859079874857893889

>>112998
this is great

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Yesterday I was in this persona twitter Discord channel on voice chat and there were like 10 people in there just talking about respecting women
They are some hard memers

>>>/soundcloud/cd_oblongar/x-camo-krooked-signalize

>>>/@danluu/859254857638825984

>>113005
sweet slush sweat taste

>>113005
It's fascinating how it devolves into disjointed topics before going off the deep end.

>>113006
Agreed

gonna eat a second banana do you guys think that's safe??

Nah man think of all that Potassium.
Shit's gonna go straight to your hips.

if you Google if it's ok you get a ton of clickbait links
THIS is what happens to your body if you eat two bananas a day... shocking

>>113011
what items should i never feed my dog

>>>/@idlematts/859317865694076928
warning...

holy shit i can be that cute if i eat two bananas

how long until the metamorphosis
i need to know how many cases of bananas to order

soon

depends on your metabolism

my liver metabolism is probably not very strong

is it better or worse than mine

only one way to find out

i know this isn't liver metabolism, but ive been drinkin whole milk for a long time now and i havent even moved up a cup size yet
i should have done this as a teenager i think it's too late to get big boobs now

When it comes to filling out information for a Nintendo account, I'm required to enter in a region.
My only two options for the region field are "Quebec" or "Not Quebec".

>>>/@transkurusu/852667560462045185

>>113023
Nice and specific

>>>/@BookishNeptune/859042740381855745

Oh I can link a Twitter to the Switch and then post screencaps I take on it to Twitter.
...And then link the Twitter to people...
...This is needlessly complicated.

that's the PS4 system too

I guess the update to allow different languages isn't out yet.
Probably by "as of today", they meant today today.
And no sane person pushes an update at 04:00 in the morning.

>>113023
are you with us or are you against us

bitches n hoes

>>113028
you can also share screenshots with people directly through PSN

>>113030
Well I sure ain't in Quebec.

>>113033
we👏 respect 👏women👏on👏this👏website

>>113035
Super Idoru Kirara
We need you to sing and stop the zentradi!

oboete imasuka

>an alumni
oh boy here i go killin again

a aluminum

i wonder how blue is doin
he hasn't said a peep since i sent him some work
probably snoozed himself to sleep by now though

>>113037
me to me ga atta toki wo

>>113042
nice a duet

>>113043
Are we the love triangle girls?
Who are we fighting over?

fighting over love itself

>>113045
I love love more than you could ever love love

>>113046
liar

>>113047
It's not a lie!
But you can have love anyway, you deserve it more!

i wish it were possible to nap for just 90 minutes
i doubt i can even fall asleep in 90 minutes though

>>113048
yeah you bet your sweet ass i do

>>113050
Jokes on you, my act of selflessness was more lovely than anything you've ever done!

>>113051
too bad you already gave up no take backsies

>>113052
>no take backsies
Wow there's nothing I can do against that
You've won Kirara

i emerge victorious once again

I guess I'll

maria is without a doubt a better idol

>>113056
I'm just an ordinary girl from Australia!!!!!

more like... autismralia

>>113058
Israel? More like holocaust-isain'treal

>>113059
very clever

>>113060
Thanks mate you too

wow sorry I was mean to you
can we be friends again

>>113062
>again
>I was friends with the cool idol Kirara
Golly gosh this is the best day ever!
Of course!

don't fall for it

>>113063
shucks!

Kirara let's travel the galaxy and spread the concept of love and understanding to alien species!

let's do it

>>>/@CountOnVic/858816980715003904

>>113069
He died out of shame after she threw some sick dunks on him

Dentist says it's normal
No sign of infection either

Didn't give me anything stronger for the pain either

Kind of a bummer

But at least nothing is wrong

are you that interested in pain killers

>>113072
That's a shame

>>113074
I'm interested in not being in pain

woo it's gonna rain all day

>>113077
The best
I'm so glad we're almost in winter

>>113078
Summer*
stop being upside down

>>113079
>80 degrees
You guys are gonna burn!

>>113080
it's been like 90-95 every day for the last week
80 is so comfy

>>113081
I dunno man, in Australia 40 was considered high

>>113082
was?

>>113083
*is
I say was because I don't live there now
I was making a joke about farenheit/celsius

oh yeah

>>>/@Duracell/854785218691178497
wtf

I guess I just gotta live with it for now
Maybe I can at least get a sicknote that lasts out the week or something so I don't gotta keep asking for one
It feels off

I can't fucking work like this
Maybe I'll go take a nap for like 2 hours and see if my doc's responded to my request then

me related

>>113089
I don't get it

>>113086

>>113091
haha

These are so good

This might as well just be one of our tweets, I'm not convinced it's a splice

haha fuck
those are good

Here's another variation
You have some weird professors
Or one very weird professor

>>113090
i'm just saiyan i'm faded
>>>/soundcloud/datmanovader/banana-jungle-feat-kendrick-lamar

Maximum shitposting

My actual political philosphy

It doesn't seem to take your whole posting history into account, which is a bit of a shame

wow

Also if you just slam 2 trumps together you get what I suspect is Trump's actual internal thoughts
Observe

It's a fun little thing, but it'd be a lot more fun if it dragged in a lot more posts
It seems to be only like your last 50 tweets or something

>>113105
Literally what I said when I first tried Flinthook

>>113081
tfw it was 90 degrees today and 65 degrees yesterday

>>113109
haha

! ! !

>>113112
damn, that one's super coherent

the slaves are entering their final form

I'm not even sure what part of that is mine

Hahah

wow

>>113118
this one's good

>>113118
>>113119
I got one of those with you, too

oh i hit refresh and got this
>There sure is a lot of people he doesn't even know who are?

it's perfect

true

BERNIEMATS SAVES EDUCATION

>>113125
PLEASE MAKE THIS REAL

>>113128
RIP

Berniemats sums up the alt right

>tfw my mashups are just filled with globalists because of one fucking tweet

this one generates some extremely deep shit

oh man
using maddie in these has got to be weird

oh no

That's the one

>>113134
ganbare you

Oh fuck dude

>>113138
fucking hardcore

I have newfound respect for that woman

>>113134
here's one for you

don't fuck with damedame

>>113142
Damn that's good

what the fuck dude

Hillary mashups are the best

aw i was hoping it would pull nackt's tweets out from the twitter archives or something
nope

>the "Trust me, yo..." is Bernie
What the hell
I got that too, at the end of a thing

there's some potential with this mashup

>>113149
damn that's basically the plot of persona 5

>>113151
i'm gonna see how deep this rabbit hole goes

BIG BREAK IN THE DADDYOFIVE SITUATION!

Big Coal is actually the fucking mafia

Oh no

Alright, I think I've exhausted all the hilarity my tweets can really provide here

this one's pretty good
this is a solid OTP pairing

>gonna try to salvage yourself

Didya see Trump implying the civil war was a mistake by the way?

yeah pretty silly shit

He got some flak for that
I'm impressed nobody's doing anything

>>>/@SwiftOnSecurity/859235775094956032

OH FUG HOLD ON

THE BEST

>>113168
that's great

>>113171
agreed

>>113170
haha none of that is even his
that's all just a cut of one of my tweets

oh wait no big pharma is his part i guess
i thought that'd be me

i have like four posts and half of them end in information
i'm surprised it hasn't pulled up steak and cheese sandwich yet though
four tweets*

i guess it doesn't use anything that's a reply or directed at someone

>>113177
It doesn't use replies, I think

It does use mentions though

Oh man that bot should be good for this

>A Persian textbook describes a girl? Reverse trap?

That's one of my better tweets and nobody even looked at it

>>>/@MalwareTechLab/859090872675291136

what the hell is a Cerber
And how does Korea have most of it

it's ransomware
i'm not sure from where

Seems like it might be hitching a ride with pirated versions of Korean software
Or maybe it just spreads through SC2

You'd think it would just ignore anything with an image, too, since it ignores replies

>>113190
try magic bot with swiftonsecurity
i'd do it but i'll get too distracted from work

Or bernie

>>113192
>>113193
Alright

>>113197
Alex Jones visibly interested

>>113197
Build a wall around moria!

twitter is fun because you get to see people's thoughts with very little filtering

140 characters is so easy

>>>/watch?v=BwSoPjRhJpc
this is fun

no it's not you're just tricked into thinking you're having fun

Oh man that's cool
Netflix keeps track of what you're following and gives you a notification when a new episode comes out

>>113205
yeah if it wasn't for them being extremely accommodating and having useful recommendations i probably wouldn't use it

Oh man, Saul is making Connabonns
Cinnabons

This couldn't be more depressing

And the ink blots in the background is nice
It fits the tone so well

>someone from the year before my cohort sent us a study guide for our final exam that we have today
>it's 25 pages long single spaced

have fun

It'll take you more time to read the guide than you have before the exam

yeah the exam's in three hours
oh well
i know most of the material pretty well for this class

You won't even get through the introductory chapter in that time!

>>113212
oh no that's soon
good luck

consider the following items
chocolate with popcorn inside
pizza with popcorn on top
ice cream with popcorn

heyfloop

>>113216

I have considered them

>>113216
Grods

those aren't normal items are they?

They are unusual
Though I could see the first one existing

>>113222
the fist two exist
the third one might or that may be me starting to go insane

caramel popcorn is quite popular here during holidays

it's literally a chocolate bar
that has popcorn inside

I'm a little surprised, but not extremely

maybe popcorn is some scandi meme

>>113225
seems fine
i dont really like candy bars though

it's a plate not a bar

Not really a scandi thing at all
But we do have a thing with putting random junk into chocolate to see how that goes

>>113229
>>113225

using bar and plate when talking chocolate interchangeably somehow worked out in my life previously

Looks like I'll get a B in the class if I get a 60 on my final
I think I can manage an 80 though

naiso
lessu stressu

>>113232
a chocolate plate then
i'm so confused

a chocolate tea plate

i give up

A bar is like a snicker
A plate is divided into pieces in a grid

>>113233
Somehow A to F sxaling always makes anything but A seem ahit to me.
Shit
Weird mentality

C is considered "average" but I always feel like C is basically failing
B for me is "i'm too lazy for this shit"
in my case at least
since i don't study

grades aren't even real

yeah haha


this test is 60 multiple choice, 20 t/f, and 20 mmpi-2 interpretation questions
for t/f you have to explain why it's false if it is
mmpi-2 interpretation is my strongest area and if t/f is easy especially if i have to explain why something is false
and multiple choice questions, i can just use testing strategies if i can't figure out the answer

start of new year
professor 1:
>do good and you'll get a 10/10
professor 2:
>do your best and i'll fit your grades at the end of the course to a normal distribution
professor 3:
>i will not give 10s unless you demonstrate something extroordinary beyond the scope of the course

i'm at the point in my education where the only homework is just papers and stuff
it's great
just papers and exams, that's how classes should be

>uni is also competitive and people are ranked based on grades
>smart guys complaining about the lazy courses where it's easy to get 10s

>>113245
what a bunch of dicks wtf

do you want to be screwed by people who do jack shit out of tuition subsidies and support for going for phd

my physics program was a ballbuster on exams
usually the professor would just write an exam, everyone would take it, and then the TA would take it and their score would count as a 100% and it'd curve based on that
but a lot of times the TA was confused why that stuff was being covered in that class so it got boosted up from there
getting like a proper 40% would end up counting as about a B
i remember a 52 being the base curve for 100 on one midterm

kowai

i lost my health insurance yesterday
i should have new health insurance in a week or so though

>>113251
I was on my stepdad's health insurance plan, but he's been out of work for 6 months because he's so sick, so his employer let him go and he lost his insurance, so I lost mine with him.
It's kind of crazy that you can lose your access to lifesaving treatment because you've been sick for too long.

due to the car accident or something else?

>because you added "Dear White People" to your List
>it's just every movie in the catalogue with black women in them

Is there some way I can just blacklist Adam Sandler on netflix?
His mere involvement with a movie is reason on its own not to watch it

I'm not even joking
I'm not gonna make the choice to watch a movie with him in it, I learned from Pixels

You should be able to blacklist actors or directors on Netflix
People whose content you've experienced enough to know you're not gonna like their future work

just rate all his movies really low it'll figure it out

>>113257
That's my current strategy

Alright, I got a sicknote for today
yatta

>>113240
Unis here use 1-5

>>113260
what do the numbers correspond to percentage-wise?

If it wasn't for the significantly poorer movie selection, I'd make the decision right now to keep Netflix indefinitely

I guess I'll keep it for a while
I've already found a bunch of shows I'm interested in, so it's done some work for me already

But really though, whatever the algorithm is, it could certainly be better

wow

>>113263
I've noticed that it's pretty poor, yeah

You liked this decently made TV show about a super hero, you might like King of Queens: Mall Cop 2, and another well made super hero TV show

no the algorithm is perfectly fine
they're just injecting ads!

>>113267

Also it could benefit from removing stuff you rated in the last week from your recommendations
Even if I loved the movie, if I rated it up in the last week, this likely isn't the time I'd randomly be up for watching it. I could look for it myself if I specifically wanted to see it

should let you dismiss recommendations as "no thanks" and then it incorporates that into your future recs

Yeah
I don't like having to downvote stuff I haven't actually seen, just because I know I won't like it

I haven't watched that show Anziz Anzari or whatever his name is in, but I know it's gonna be his humor and I just don't find him that funny
So I doubt I'd enjoy it at all

But even that would be fine if that actually removed them from the recommendations

Like netflix I told you in your own language that I don't like this
Why are you recommending it?

then vote up the things you like instead and it'll put more relevant recs up

Also there should be a thing that lets you go "don't recommend me this cause I don't like this thing, but also don't use this decision for further recommendations"

same with youtube
i wish clickingo // clicking on one clip of a scene from the simpsons didn't autofill my recommendations for the next five months even though i watched one two-minute clip

I do upboat things I like

my youtube is great and efficient.
It just feeds me gundam

I just ignore recommended stuff

Off to the doc's office to get my NOHTO

>>113261
dnno really
1 is passed 5 is full points

If it was say a test with 10 points max
5p would net you 1 or sometimes 6p
and then logically every point more gives you a better score with 10p being 5

Wow, that's even more lenient than our scoring.

For us, on a 10 point test, anything below 6/10 is considered failing.

50-60% is usually the passing point
Depends on course and who runs it

elememtary to high school use 4-10 scale
40-50% being the passing poont and 4 is failing grade

And there are -, + and ½ added to it
7, 7+, 7½, -8, 8

>>113282
i just watched the last 30 minutes of sex survey results
it's uh
it's an experience i dont think i could replicate

>>113282
7/10 for my school

>>113286
was it worth the time investment?

>>113287
i think so

Return

Oh man netflix actually has a lot of comedy specials
Like Netflix specials

I thought it was just CK and Chappelle they'd gotten, but they've got Bill Burr, too

Toot

random button for netflix where
Just dump a random movie or show in front of me, I say yay or nay
Couldn't be simpler

I have one annoyance with all of these TV shows
Every now and then, I just want a movie
I just have an hour and a half and I want a selfcontained, conclusive story with a beginning, middle and end while I eat a pizza or something

>>113293
Random button should be a legal requirement for every media site.

I guess I'll watch GITS: SAC

Pizza is nice cause I don't gotta open my jaw much

i'm gayyy

it's not gay if it's endgame gear

>people who speak in third person

most kancolle boats?

>>113303
That bulge man.

>he's 5 hours into the game and he's only now realizing you don't need bombs to open secret rooms
Watching NL play video games can be suffering

Northern lion?

Yeah

It's not even that he hadn't FOUND secret rooms
He HAD
He had just completely ignored them 100% if he didn't have a bomb

I know of him through some podcasts retsupurae did; he was a guest

Something is off.

what's up

trun it on
turn

Let it explode

I feel hungry.
Even though I just had breakfast on time, and a quick lunch just now.
How bothersome.
This girl has a snack room and I'm here just miserable.

hungry for knowledge

>I think for this boss I want the most slow motion upgrades I can get
>he just walked past one to get a shitty range upgrade at the start of the game
MAKE
IT
STOP

>>113318
Make a hot drink.

>>113320

netflix has already enabled me
It's only a matter of time before I convince myself to keep it another month

Pure hooked

I'm watching AREA 51 right now
It's blaire witch, but a series and involving Area 51
I think

How difficult would it be for the US government to eliminate everyone who retires from Area 51 positions without anyone noticing?
It's not official that they work there, after all

Super

>>113326
Biggest issue
the whole roswell area is so HIGH FAME
who in their right mind would perform anything covert there?

No wait this is a movie, not a show
OK

a51 is a found footage movie and so bad that I didn't bother watching it

Well I am

It's surprisingly decent so far, for a found footage movie

One of my main gripes with a lot of horror is it just uses the music to scare you in cheap reactionary ways rather than actually be spooky

You should give it a watch though, judging by what it is so far
Though that might change by the end of the movie

GOT THE SUSPENSE NAILED DOWN HERE MAN

Like an artform

The heavy use of night vision and stuff is annoying though

Idunno if they'll show a spoopy alium or not either
Could go either way, really

Hahah yeah OK
>just some random janitor walking around in an area they needed a fingerprint to get into
Yeah I'm sure classified areas like that in AREA FIFTY FUCKING ONE would have a random janitor walking around

Dude you are not a janitor if you even KNOW about Area51

supernatural janitor dide
dude

well someone has to clean the place anyway

Yeah but in a top secret ALIENS level facility, that would just be the people who are there anyway
And they wouldn't be cleaning so much as just not making a mess

I'd imagine

FUG it's a spooky movie though

Like the area doesn't exist on maps, but Alejandro from home depot is hanging out cleaning the place

Aliens are actually in my top 5 actual fears
straight up fucking terrified of extra terrestrials

They're gonna release a fucking spooker I can feel it dude
And those pitch black soulless eyes are gonna show up on the screen and I'll have to sleep facing the wall again tonight

Now I feel like watching it so I can mock you for being scared

>>113347
Dude I can't help it
I'm hardwired to be spooked to fuck by the POSSIBILITY of an alium

What annoys me though with found footage is in a few, likely this one also, the people filming die and their cameras are just
You know
where they toook the nap

>few
more like in everyone

not to mention the fucking "recording" and whatnot showing up
duduude
unless you have some kind of system going on that adds the timestamps and whatnot
those shit don't show on viewing

No, sometimes they live
>>113351
Oh fuck yeah I hate that with a passion
That only shows up DURING the recording, you'd think people in the movie industry would know

Alright let's see if I know the TWEEST

THERE IT IS

oh this doesn't have the record shit
+1

Oh boy I know the ending I'm like 99% sure

don't all found footage movies end with dead camera owner

>>113357
nope

It ain't uncommon

Most do, but some have survivors

But seriously
the saddest part about found footage is the format
the fucking 30-60% filler shit before anything happens

Well the movie isn't breaking new ground

But it does have a few pretty good scenes

do i watch gits or nah? im scared it it will ruin gits for me
oh.

>>113364
Honestly couldn't tell you if it's worth it

>>113364
the movie?

Oh it's a right big spooker

yeah the movie. it looked ok from the pv but all live actions suck really

Wow a jammer
I was thinking it would be a listening device
but a jammer, yeah that you can do even homebuilt

Yeah jammers are so easy, early radio communication had to have routines in place to avoid doing it by accident all the time
If jamming was hard, we wouldn't have the "over" at the end of radio transmissions

listening device is near impossible, since the signals are super scrambled even on basic phone calls

Also the fucking inane recording of everything...

>>113372
it's awful

>>113371
Well you could like
Use it to listen to sound

>>>/watch?v=Z_iT10FzS-w
also here have aliens sk

>>113374
nah I mean you'd have to have a high end decoder

stop looking for aliens
they dont want to be found

right well that was a dumb ending

Yeah, since tghey are ILLEGAL ALIENS
damn martians

>>113379
martians are good people in know many of them they are some of my best friends

yeah ok the ending is trash
the aliens are spook

though really aliens never been my thing
things that look off about them make the realism fly out the doors

I'm scared to death of 'em

I don't really know what I am afraid of even
Mirrors a little maybe

I don't like windows
I don't like mirrors
the dark in general is shit
aliens are fucking terrifying

But beyond that there's not a lot

im scared of clowns still
also things in fur suits FUCK ALL THAT

I prosper in the dark
And I am made of HORROR

I did pavlov myself to be scared of a finnish children tv's intro
>>>/watch?v=dFILES34wy0

>>113388
THIS IS A BAD LSD TRIP

>>113389
>>>/watch?v=BIRdoB8ZMUk
Welcome to Finnish Kid's TV

>>113390
YOU FINS ARE fucked up.
though i already knew that

i know about the finland sauna competition. thats enough for me

mom/stepdad used 5 gigs of mobile data since 4/22

>>113393
Nah, the final frame is the point
that all is A FINNISH KIDS SHOW

me

>>113395
well america had watership down

now i have to deal with less than 128kbps speed on my phone for the entire month

>>113397
UK
>>113396
Git on my level
190GB

>>113399
aren't you like relying entirely on mobile data and also have unlimited data

Yup
I think if I just used on my phone it would be about 20GB a month

that's a lot different from this

like my stepdad doesn't go anywhere
he's too sick
but he used up our entire data plan

>>113402
So maybe they watched a movie on phone etc

somehow they used the last 10% of it in the course of an hour
while at home
with internet

>>113405
Sounds like netflixing or something
but why on phone...

>>113405
wow

>>113407
idk
I sure hope I don't need data while I'm on my road trip!

Like seriously, I don't watch any video that has anything visual going for it on phone
coz why?
I have a fucking 26 inch monitor for that shit

malware written by cell providers

>>113410
my stepdad has a 52 inch

>>113409
welp leech tilds and co data

I hate verizon so fucking much

>>113409
how'd your thing go

>>113415
Final? Or something else?

yeah your test
sorry you know how i am with words and thought things

>>113413
I'm not American, the moment I leave for the States my data is getting turned off.

>>113417
I think I did pretty good
It was way easier than I expected
Almost unbelievably so

>>113419
So used to EU travel in countries that have full coverage
cause finnodata is best data

Luckily I have a gps device so we don't need phones to navigate
But still

>>113422
phones have gps you just need a good map app that predownloads the map

>>113423
well I don't really have data
And downloading a map of the entire east coast is insanely big

>>113423
yeah this
I always download finn, swe, estonia and norway on my phone
and if am planning trip, that country too

MIght actually just grab all of europe, but that feels like waste of space

I'd have to download maps of like 10 states
That's so much space
And I have a GPS so why should I waste my phone space

sorry im a arm cpu nerd i even know how to run a operation system on a gps because it runs a mip cpu

when i did my bike thing i would stop at a motel and use my phone to pull up the next set of directions and write it in a notebook
i remember a section of indiana had like 300 something different steps to get to the next city
it took like 5 pages front and back

There should be more movies like Poughkeepsie tapes
mocumentaries with a good spin

>>113428
That sounds super cool.
Do you still have the notebook from the trip?

>>113430
not sure
probably
possibly sitting in a basement in a house i no longer live at though, damp or moldy
i have so many notebooks

Would be a bit of a shame if it's lost.
Stuff like that can end up being really sentimental for me, personally.

>>113428
That sounds awesome

Thanks to having a GPS though, I don't need Jan to navigate

Which might be a saving grace, really.

>>113433
it's all sentiment to me
that's why i throw them in the fuckin trash most of the time
there's too much to hold onto i try to keep what i can but i don't want my sentiments to become a burden or an eyesore

Haha you should have seen his navigation in Nevada

How bad was he`?
Also why not just use a good old MAP

I was more or less unconscious for most of his navigation but moon said that he kept getting super distracted and falling asleep
When we were almost out of gas with me dying in the back we almost missed gas stations haha

Good old nevada

>>113440
he insisted that we passed a gas station because the nav said there was one a mile back
and believe me i had been watching for a gas station for an hour
i'm like 95% sure we did NOT pass one,
there was a country road exit, but if there was any gas station there it must have been miles off the road because there weren't even street lights
and he wanted me to turn around because the next one was a long way ahead
and i'm like nig i aint turnin around and wasting gas we'll make it
and then he drove me into a field where the phone said the next gas station was
we pulled out onto a gravel exit and it was just literally a field of private property and a gate
like a mile off the road too

i kept saying we'd be alright but i just wanted to get to the gas station and erryone flippin out

I am going to Cincinati on the 12th
yeah its dead

Wow nyaa is actually dead, I thought it was all a ruse on /a/.
I guess the admin really did get spooked by the piracy ruling in sweden

>>113444
Is there official word?

>>113445
The domain name was released.

>>113444
Yeah, I am surprised that people use .se for piracy shit when sweden is quite active on anti-piracy on state level

>>113442
haha rip
>>113446
oh no

Actually garbage

There's already a back-up site by a different person that pulled Nyaa's torrent directories and is re-providing them.
But I'm not sure if they're actively adding new content.

>>113450
What's it called?

>>113449
that's like 2 +1!

>>113451
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/

Though it doesn't seem to work very well and is more barebones than the phrase "barebones" gives credit for.
You'd probably be better off going to toshokan or getting magnet links directly from providers.

Sweet, thanks

I'll probably stick to xdcc
But man nyaa made keeping track of anime so easy

I use this:
https://nibl.co.uk/bots.php

Fairly useful for XDCC, if you lurk the channels they pop updates everytime something new is uploaded to a bot.

rip anime

>>113457
I use that too but it's a pain to watch them
It's easier to just see what was uploaded today on nyaa

I'll just have to keep track of things better

oh i see that faggot daz showed up.
thats never good

man that daz

Time to get my Wendy's fix

>>113462
I got you addicted

I never got XDCC set up, so it's just kinda like...there are still ways I can continue using the toolbox I already know how to use.
So why should I go and learn how to use a new toolbox?

>>113463
you did there's one literally outside work too

>>113465
oh no what have I done
i became the shill

There's an A&W too but that's expensive

Now I kinda want Wendy's

What do wendy's even carry?

that's what you get for falling for corporate memes

>>113470
You're right

>>113469
Burgers, fries, chicken, baked potatoes, etc

So just a burger chain eh
you sure have many of those

A flaw in this a-51 movie
these guys have a solid plan to get in
well they are in already

but
NO PLAN TO GET OUT

Well the plan for getting out is
Uh
The plan for getting in, but 180 degrees

>>113475
hmm true they already disaplec that one tracker
but can they redon their suits?

>>113473
Burgers are pretty much the American food
Tied with hotdogs for it

But gotta say this sneaking around is amusing to watch
I'd watch a found footage movie of just this if it was done good
Home Invaders
Bank Robbers

>>113476
Do you really need the suits to get out?
Just keep running away from the base and the choppers are likely gonna leave you alone
The guards in the vans might stop you to have a chat, MIGHT nab your recordings and camera
But that'll be it, dude

>>113479
Dude
they are in restricted zone
they get caught, they get jail

Even in restricted zone, area 51 guards are likely used to people getting a few meters through the outer fence and they just leave you alone if you get spooked and piss off
>>113482
Run real fast

Yeah
but these guys are 11 miles in

Though to be fair it doesn't seem like they needed an exit plan
And the ending is retarded because there's no way to piece together what happened for the audience

>>113483
yeah cause they all die or shit
so the script didn't need it
but it owuld be fun if these crazy prepared wackos had mentioned some kind of "and then we do it in reverse, but don also these daytime camo gear"

Ah wendy's

Square burgers
Smug lolis
Sea salt fries or baked potato

Wendy's

wendy's what ? ? ?

Maybe I will go for a goofyburger tomorrow

>>113486
this is what I want in life

This show I found is fun
F for Family
It's Bill Burr: the animated show

i started a shitstorm on /a/

shame on you

>>113491
What kind of?

>>113493
taking back /a/ shitstorm

>>113494
Then you should stop posting there

>>113495
never though i want freedom from the cancer.
thought i know its not going to happen

Welp that was bad

I have started a war. a needed war.. oh the mod just got my thread .

nobody cares
no one posts on a

Tadaima.

These college kids and their humble brags.
wow.
BACK TO WORK

College kids?

outbrag them

Brag Battle!

hey look
she has the same shitty weeb music on her phone as I do

Yo.

hello hello

got anything good from the daily memeroll?

and did the moon advice kill the shoes in the end?

>>113509
How /// How's it going?

i should sleep soon
very soon

>>113509
boats?

being tired hurts cause yawning hurts
aaaaaaaaaa

>>113510
Not today.
Leg day appears to be over though.

>>113511
It's going fine!

>>113513
What about them?

He wants to know if you're doing the event.

Oh, I see the event has started.
I was under the impression that it was going to start on the fifth.

I will be doing the event, of course. Probably not a hard clear though.

the only cute one of the 5/6 shown is the russian
the rest are either meh or decent
And the potato boss is the ugliest abyssal ever

i think the new girls are all above average cute compared to the last like 10 events probably
maybe not 10
probably like 6

I see art for four.
The wiki doesn't have entries for the others.
Maybe I'll try that.

you can go to gangut's cg page to see art

???
the russian battleship's art is awful

Oh, this Russian FBB is the kind of thing only ToN would find cute.
I should have expected this.

The coastal defense ships are cute.

post best FEH

oh it's another one of these episodes.
fine whatever shit taste blah blah blah.

>>113524
Uhhhhh Lilina

I legit only know cag
and even her I've seen like
Wow ok then I guess I know literally 0

cag isn't a feh

>>113525
Both Rika and I said it at the same time so it's not even like us messing with you

>>113525
I'm sorry ToN, that's just the way it is!
She's frumpy and boyish.

cag is granblue

>>113528
I like her design.

Why are you playing several mobage

because we hate living.

>>113532
Because they've finally reached the level I was at like 2 years ago

but they're all the same mobage

>>113528
I know you're not messing with me but it's frustrating that this keeps happening anyway

her face is like so flat
i don't dislike it necessarily
i just think the art is bad
if she had a decent face that was cute she might be good

maybe even just a well-drawn face would be enough
since they were obviously going for a hot-blooded look with it

>>113528
the design's nice

yeah but the face/head ruins it

WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE...?

eh, I've seen worse

yeah but that doesn't make it good

sk also likes characters that are frumpy and boyish so it's good that ToN has company.

how was your granblue roll today rika

Hey I resent that, I didn't say I like the character
The design is just nice

>>113546
Nothing of note.
No surprise though, leg day appears to be over.

>skipping leg day
you'll never get swole like this

You don't have to skip leg day if you don't schedule one

but if every day is leg day you'll end up looking like a T-Rex.

T-rexes can be cute.

>>113551
Only if you're tall

my body is soring

what did the denti do for yah sk?

prescribed more ibuprofen
confirmed it's not infected
Told me it was normal

>>113553
He should have taken Cag up on her offer.

*his

>>113559
would deliford be strictly a girl after that.

Do characters like Cag count as traps?
>>113563
but it's a man

no
Cag is a girl's body

>>113561
I dunno, maybe.
Cag is a girl in spirit as well as a girl in form. who knows what it would be like for deli!

>>113562
traps are only traps because of the hardware.

>>113564
cag absolutely isn't a girl in spirit.

Different tier of trap
subspecies

>>113568
if you take away the key part of being a trap you aren't a trap anymore
You're something else

>>113566
She absolutely is!

But it's still the mind of a boy, but a girl

That's kind of trap in spirit
It's certainly not regular girl

>>113570
objectively false and reference in story as clarisse refers to cag, or attempts to, as great granduncle

>>113572
And then Cag gets mad and threatens her with bodily harm!
What kind of old man would object to being called an old man?

>>113572
You can't argue with someone that rejects facts.

>>113573
because cag wants to be the little girl

>>113573
old senile man who lost his mind

>>113575
Cag successfully became the little girl.

Rika already said that "she" is actually a 50+ year old man inside
so of course to "her" cagliostro is a "girl"

>>113577
yeah, even more successfully than real world converts
Both would get upset if you called them something that is
whatever

>>113579
Cag became the real deal though.

yup sure you win go for it go nuts have a nice day

Thanks, I will!

post DOKKAN

Is there like a bounty hunter class that will increase the amount of loot I get?

thief line
they specialize in using the skill bounty hunter.

yeah it's the one that says it increases the amount of loot you get

That seems like a good one to go into after I master dark fencer.

good for hoping for drops or leeching.
Other good utility classes include stuff like Holy Saber
And you'll want the level 5 skill from Valkyrie for that.
x

this actually isn't half bad

look at that potato hime

is that actual official real art

ueaj
yeah

i like it's bird plane

wow

>>113592
>>113593
From where, fucking tumblr?

that's from kancolle's main artist more or less

>>113590
I think that's rather terrible.
I guess it accomplishes the goal of being scary.

>>113597

>>113598
It's pretty good for Shibafu.

It's fucking tumblr art though

>>113601
but it's not fat and brown

But she has the sniffles on a chronic basis
It's tumblr art

It's not tumblr, it's potato mode.

>>113600
Shibafu's old art is better.
It's okay for new Shibafu I guess.

>>113604
Shibafu's new CVL is really good.
He just traced an older work for it!

You can't convince me a japanes draws in an artstyle where everyone seems to have the cold
In japan that'd be a post apo setting

>>113606
he doesn't

i wonder why they still employ shibafu
he doesn't do his job anymore

I still love boats, but kancolle has been in decline this past year.
It's one of the reasons I made sure to get some nendos, to have something to remember it by.

yo what
did rika just admit that

Everyone goes through the same phases I do, just after I do.

>>113613
As someone who played long before you did, I can say definitively that Kancolle declined far before you realized it.
The decline started with the anime (when you started) so you didn't really notice it until it made another steep decline.

You guys bailed on it and got sour too early, but the last 2-3 events have been lackluster.
A good event could revive it, but the last good event was the one that featured Iowa!

was cag meme enough to get a daki or was that only dauna

A lot of the events I took part in were still pretty good.

>>113614
>>113616
Cag needs more merch though!
I want her to get a good figure.

>>113614
yeah, cag got a daki

>>113615
They were good by the standards of someone who started when the events were bad.
For someone that was here when the events were good, those events were lackluster.

fall 2015 was an enjoyable event if you didn't farm akizuki.

what makes a boat event good

an event where they don't have any retarded new mechanics that don't work properly and allows you to use boats that you enjoy using is a good event i think
it's been a long time since they've let you use the boats you like

time for sleeps
nighty

later

night sk

also wow kirara getting characters drunk in valhalla really is a great idea

Yeah.

>>113619
The new memes are annoying.
These coastal guard ships are likely to be memes too.

>when the game expects you to remember something when you started the game last october
I felt so bad

>>113625
Kancolle has been relying too much on gimmicks to make the game interesting and it just makes stuff frustrating and stupid.

can we please just get kancolle arcade
I would almost pay a subscription for that

I got Kashima. That was a good event.

>>113627
Yes, the meme mechanics are uniquely bad because it layers RNG upon RNG.

>>113629
Yo Blue, got a plan yet?

When does a character get their second graphic? When fully uncapped?
Can you pick between first and second form then?

after 2 stars maybe
yeah you can change

well i depends on rarity
ssr get it on the 3rd star i think

>>113631
...I spent all my time in writing words and being jealous of scientists.
Hm, let me check bus fares again.

>>113633
The final form Cag looks cool!
I just cleared her second fate episode.

is that so
how are you gonna handle team limitations i wonder

SO what is the story in that game?

Fried rice dinner night.

>>113631
Which day was the main day? The 8th or 9th?

>>113640
We arrive on the 8th, spend the night, 9th is all day and Jan goes home in the evening
Morning of the tenth, we leave

>>113637
Well, it seems like building a team around dark Cag will be hard because dark meta seems to be emninty
how do you spell that
anyway those kinds of teams
and cag is a healer.

enmity

>>113643
building dark in general is a problem due to lower drop rates

just go water

or wind

right now is not a good time to be water

Did water get nerfed?

they didn't really get ane new good stuff
and their wonderful bows got gutted

>~$30 round trip.
Neat.
How much is the hotel, do you know?

>>113649
varuna bows are dead and everyone else has buffs

also you don't have to go enmity rika since emity relies on zooey

so back to wind meta?

wind feels strong but they are getting screwed summon wise
their bonito was trash
and right now only fire and earth got the shiva

Whale meta

>>113651
~$120 for the night of the 8th split three ways right now
Idk when Tilde is going home so the night of the ninth could be split two ways or not at all right now

>>113655
so water :⁾

wow
neo-moe destroyed the face

water used to be whale meta but now their bows are dead

japan is known for hunting whales

>>113656
I'll stay the night of the ninth.

Alright, night of the ninth would be $120 split two ways as of now then
3 ways if Blue wants to stay that night

we can stay up late and talk about business opportunities kyaa

Well what color I go with depends on what characters I get.
Right now my good SSRs are dark and light.
But I'll probably go dark or earth because I want to use cag.

6/10

dark and light are strong but also the hardest grind.

I bet earth is still the worst element

>Focus: Battling Xander
>that fucking super hero guy
my sides, every time

>>113666
earth just got their shiva though their shiva has a bad call
water is currently worst element

earth and fire
the only elements with shiva's
and xeno
coincidence?
i think not

>>113668
Life comes at you fast

bahamut flb someday

alex call is decent though?

it's decent
but it's objectively worse than shivas

Seems like it will heavily depend on what I get.
I have some fire SSRs too but I'm not sure that they're good at all.
I think my fire SSRs are mid tier.

Fire is a slap in the face grind.
Just ask floop

>>113673
are you in a world where offense is objectively better than defense

>>113674
Just keep in mind that you can't be successful in the game if you are lazy

>>113676
yeah it's called granblue

>Arena: A bunch of people I don't have, a bunch of people I don't use, and Clarine.

>>113677
Define cussess.

>>113681
bad words that you can't say.

>>113681
Define what

I can't wait until two years from now when Rika gets close to tier 4.

brain problems!

define success!

>>113685
Being able to fight things and win no matter what it is with exceptions for HL and whatever higher level stuff they added

tier 4 is such a paaaaaain

They made tier 4 easier now
you can buy 30 a month instead of 1 a day for distinctions

>>113679
Clarinet is the only healer I use fam

>using Healers in Arena

>Kirara wasn't HL enough for the HL fights
Damn dude
>>113693
I was under the impression you can't until 101
What do you mean by hl

dokkan

>>113691
I've participated in HL fights

>>113691
It wasn't always like that

ah.

>what do you mean by HL
the ones marked HL by the game

That's probably for the best
>>113696
That's what I was asking yeah

but now that I know >>113694
things make sense

>>113690
Do you at least have a general idea of what your plan is?

>>113642
I'm thinking whether I'll spend the night of the 8th or the 9th. Or just day trip. I have a general idea. And buying the ticket will be simple. It's just a matter of how much I feel I can spend.

Oh Kirara
I hope you're ready for a weird session tomorrow!

>>113701
Alright! Just keep me updated on your plan.
If you stay the night of the 8th, there would be 4 people in the room so someone would have to share beds or sleep on the floor
On 9th, there will be a bed or a sofa bed free

>>113703
Dibs on the floor.

>>113703
Sleeping on a hotel floor is a skill of mine.
Gah, today really collapsed on itself. I feel like I have been hungry all day despite eating.
Maybe it's just nerves.

>>113705
haha

erunes please

what's the point

>>113708
Oh, she's cute.

>>113706
Tilde just called dibs on the floor, get rekt

Sure. Wouldn't that be fun.

It's fine Blue we can jankenpon for the floor when it happens.

>>113686
I'm sure I'll get there eventually.
I'm all about collecting cute characters though.

A year of progress and some money dropped here and there, and I've accomplished the goal kirara laid out.
I am okay with this.

Whale.

i did the same without investments other than time

>>113716
I'm hardly a whale.

>>113718
And a chihuahua is barely a dog.

da manny is flowin

>>113720
delet this

kumuyu is cute

im a rebel

yo rika I've heard if you wanna run earth you gotta get this crazy gal in your party >>113727

She's cute so I'll allow it.

>>>/@benandjerrys/859406306603610113
wtf
the future is here

or you gotta run emo man instead

people run both sometimes I've noticed.

you kinda don't want them to be hit
i guess if you run both it works out since they split the hits

Ayer wants to be hit when in counter mode it's fine.

yeah but you don't want to actually use counter mode when you could be punching instead

ayer punch gud

Earth is a pretty manly element.

>>113730
Is there something particularly special about chocolate-covered chunks of ice cream?

isn't eustace trash?
and wow a korwa
and i guess eugen is good too

H. Eustace is decent apparently.
My other dirt options are limited too.
I have christmas dokkan and that's about it.

Can't really make use of tezcat though.

Team building seems like it will be slow as I wait for SSRs to come to me.
Unless there are lots of SSR events like golden week.
But I kinda doubt that.

>>113743
I already have close to a dark team while I wait.
Dark Cag and some old guy that likes explosions named Marq.

You can use SRs too since some of them are decent.
While you wait.

>>113741
tezcat old and busted

Marq is unfortunate.
He's apparently alright but has little place in dark land.

I can't wait for you to grind dark and come to hate boat.

send help

I'd help her if you know what I'm saying.

i don't quite know what you're saying

Water is the fuccboi element.

it sure is

you don't use the cuter lily skin?

she's fine either way

I want some more cute characters.
Today I got some dorky looking bard guy.

oh if it's who I think it is he has a terrible terrible voice

Keehar is his name.

oh him
He's not that guy he's got a cool voice.
He's okay I think. for an sr.

i want some actual wind characters for my full grid of guns

I literally don't care about him.

My SSRs are
Aguekba
Zeta
Amira
Zahlhamelina
Cag
Marq

Aguekba is Agielba

>>113738
It's the container

maybe if I had corewa during xeno vohu I might have had a chance.
>>113758
oh shit you have takane she's good.
for flare.

maybe I should get to work on berserker.

do not flare the bahamuts

dark saru the bahamas

ＧＲＯＵＮＤ　ＺＥＲＯ

they should make more cute potatos

>>>/watch?v=8giRXG2ttKY

Granblue needs more merch!
I want some merch.

sounds like you just want to go down the slippery slope of getting more nendos

Who knows!

i can't stand the smell of popcorn
i should ban it from my home

popcorn on pizza

I don't like popcorn.

fish bought some popcorn when we were at the store and i would have felt bad if i told her not to get any
but now i smell it and it's like oh no
it reminds me of when i was younger and had disgusting protein shakes forced on me

Blind's a fan of popcorn but I hate the smell of it being popped.
Eating it isn't so bad though.

I don't have any reason to dislike its smell, but I don't really care for popcorn either way.

i don't think ive ever had popcorn without it getting unpleasantly caught in my throat hole

or stuck between teeth

>>113773
have you seen paper tigers

>>113778
what's paper tigers?

>>113779
its a documentary i havent seen it
i was thinking about watching it and was gonna ask if you were interested but i imagine youve already got plans for your evening

yeah i'll be going to bed in about 20 minutes or sooner

have a good bed

i will do my best

have fun

Have fun snuggling up close with popcorn breath!

So you go to bed without washing your teeth?

>>113785
wow i'm not gonna snuggle up close to anything

>>113787
Tricking me is seven years bad luck.
She's going to breathe popcorn breath on you all night.

she'll totally brush her teeth

and popcorn breath doesn't bother me
it's only freshly popped popcorn that does

but do you WASH them though

She's going to pop popcorn next to your bed all night.

I just finished watching the GuP movie.
Ah that was fun!

>>113791
i'll let her know that she can sleep on the futon if she wants to be close to the microwave

>>113793
Popcorn tastes better if you pop it right next to somebody who hates it.

>>113792
It was a really good movie.

>>113794
Why don't you give her advice to do that and see how much she likes sleeping alone

Italy with the tankette for mvp

>>113795
She's been quiet today.
I wouldn't set her up like that anyway! I'm not a meanie.

Tankettes were great.

Fucking useless in combat, though

>>113799
It's all about them tactical maneuvers

>>113797
She's sick today so maybe that's why

>>113802
She's probably enjoying the huge sum of moe points she accrued yesterday.

i think it's gonna be tub of ice cream night tonight
it feels like it
awawawa

>>113803
Did she accrue a large amount of moe points?

>>113805
Yeah, when you think about it, the real winner of me being tricked was her.
She accrued a bunch of moe points. She said you've been in a good mood all day.

>>113806
I don't think my mood has been better than usual. I sort of had a stressful day actually.
She's probably just being fevery.

She won big time from what I heard! It's almost suspicious.

What has she come down with?

>>113808
What did you hear?

I dunno, when we got up this morning, she had a fever
She woke me up a few times last night because she felt like crap too

The real explanation is just that he's excited to see his real tomodachi again.

>>113809
I heard you were in a super mood and grinning all day.
That's to be expected, tricking me successfully is a huge feat.

Oh, that's sad. I hope she gets feeling better soon!

>>113811
I don't think I was very grinny today. I had a busy, stressful day. I was barely even home today!

Her fever hasn't gone down from this morning but it hasn't gone up either

You must have been grinning and not even realizing it!

Is she going to be okay on her own? Aren't you leaving soon?

I would know if I were grinning.

I leave on Friday.
I'm sure she'll be okay by then.

>go on soundcloud
>new Works album
oh shit
>crossfade
I need to get this

works

works

dorks

>>113814
It's okay to admit you were very amused by the whole thing.
You should enjoy your victory to the fullest.

>>113820
It was funny, but I moved past it already

That's not how I heard it!
You don't need to pretend to be cool.

I think you're hearing falsehoods.

Like I said, you don't need to pretend to be cool

I'll keep that in mind.

My eyes don't want to be open anymore so I'm heading to bed. Bye bye!

night Kirara

Have fun sleeping.

>>113825
is the sleep you are looking for this golden sleep
or this silver sleep?

Are events like Cag's recent event common? Where you get a SR version of another character?

I mean, you got that kid from the last one.
Events like this tend to give you at least some SR.

I guess that's true.
I did get him.

Pretty much every story-based event has a chance at least one character unlock, doesn't it?
Through either loyalty or grinding items to trade in.

Loyalty grinding is a pain.
I want to get cag in the lottery

Her loyalty will go up really fast if you do the raids that appear after you finish the story.

Flowers were made to be looked down on

A bath sounds nice

I decided to stay home today to finish some work on my personal computer
but I can't log in to this fucking bullshit unless I'm on an authorized company connection

HAHAHAHA
I did it!

That's the summon but she's cool too.

>>113838
good job

also sam can

>>>/watch?v=k5RH3BdXDOY

my internet is shit tonight for some reason

i wonder if you guys know about this dojin music site
http://dojin.co/

Kielbasa mobage
my phone batt is warm

>>113838
now get three more

Do they drop past the first one?
I have gone through an incredible amount of tokens and not seen a second one.

>>113847
reset the drop box?

Yes, I moved from drop box 1 to 2.

you're just spending your luck on gacha

All 4 drop boxes say 1/1 for the summon.
Is that right?

yeah, that means there's 1 of that summon in the drop box, and you haven't pulled it

Oh, there's a second one finally.
I just spent 700 tokens trying to get it but that's okay.
I hope I can get the rest.

how much money did you spend getting cag

you don't have to spend money to get cag and rika didn't.

>>113854
Zero dollars!
I cashed in months of bad FEH luck to get her.

I'll grind the event more when the daily missions are up.
be sure to do them. it'll be respond to backup 5 times a day for 50 crystals and usually enough items to host a raid boss.

Valhalla was a very comfy game.
I should sleep now though

Daily missions?
Where are those?

they'll come out about the 5th on the current event page.
In fact I think the icon is there now but it tells you to wait.

look for the slip of paper icon you can't miss it

There's no reason not to spend AP and EP on it now though is there?

...?
You can't do the daily mission?
I mean if you want to do the event for the usual event rewards then by all means